Program Guide Report

Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GEM

Sun Apr 24, 2011

06:00 IT IS WRITTEN HD WS PG

Anzac Special: Brothers In Arms Religious programme.

06:30 HUE AND CRY 1947 G

Hue And Cry A gang of street boys foil a master crook who sends commands for robberies by cunningly altering a comic strip's wording each week, unknown to writer and printer.

Starring: Alastair Sim, Jack Warner, Jack Lambert, Joan Dowling, Valerie White

08:15 POISON PEN 1939 Repeat PG

Poison Pen

In this psychological drama set in a small English village, the villagers become hysterical after a series of anonymous letters are posted accusing different residents of scandalous acts. The townsfolk are soon so panicked that murder and suicide ensue until police hire an expert to analyse the handwriting. The results lead to a most unlikely suspect, but are they too late.

Starring: Flora Robson, Ann Todd

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Sexual References

09:50 THOUSANDS CHEER 1943 Repeat G

Thousands Cheer

Gene Kelly tops a cast of MGM's biggest names of the World War II era when he stars as the headliner of a circus trapeze act who's drafted into the military. He may not be much of a soldier, but when he leads some of Hollywood's greatest out onto the stage, Thousands Cheer.

Starring: Gene Kelly, Kathryn Grayson, Mary Astor, Judy Garland, Lena Horne, Mickey Rooney, June Allyson

12:30 THE PRINCE AND THE SHOWGIRL 1957 Captioned Repeat HD WS G

The Prince And The Showgirl An American showgirl, appearing in London at the time of the Coronation, is invited to a private supper by the roving-eyed Prince of Carpathia and falls in love. Starring: Laurence Olivier, Laurence Olivier, Marilyn Monroe, Dame Sybil Thorndike, Jean Kent, Sybil Thorndike, Jeremy Spenser, Richard Wattis

15:00 THE EMIGRANTS 1971 Repeat PG

The Emigrants

Epic adventure of Swedish immigration to the United States during the 19th century. Based on novels by Vihelm Moberg.

Starring: Max Von Sydow, Liv Ullmann, Eddie Axberg, Allan Edwall

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Violence

18:00 THE NANNY Repeat WS PG

The In-Law Who Came Forever Aunt Freida decides to get back at Sylvia for not letting her sing at the wedding and buys her condo, leaving her with no place to go. So Sylvia and Morty move into the Sheffield mansion.

Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis

18:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned WS G

Lincoln Cathedral 2 Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed?

19:30 AS TIME GOES BY G

Jean undertakes some strategic snooping to discover what the new neighbours are like. 20:00 AS TIME GOES BY G The whole gang, minus Harry who is stuck on duty for protest coverage, head out to the country for the weekend. But road construction is about to throw the travellers for a loop.

20:30 HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU 2008 Captioned Repeat HD WS M

He's Just Not That Into You

Based on the wildly popular bestseller from Sex and the City scribes Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo, Hes Just Not That Into You tells the stories of a group of interconnected, Baltimore-based twenty and thirty somethings as they navigate their various relationships from the shallow end of the dating pool through the deep, murky waters of married life, trying to read the signs of the opposite sex... and hoping to be the exceptions to the no exceptions rule.

Starring: Ginnifer Goodwin, Scarlett Johansson, Jennifer Aniston, Justin Long, Drew Barrymore

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

BIOGRAPHY-SERIAL KILLERS -DAVID 23:10 BERKOWITZ-SON OF SAM M

Biography-serial Killers -David Berkowitz-son Of Sam

Investigate the life of a disturbed New Yorker who brought terror to the streets and unleashed all his hatred on the one group whom he considered had rejected him the most - women.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

00:05 THE SIEGE OF PINCHGUT 1960 PG

The Siege Of Pinchgut

A group of hardened thugs decide whether or not to set off huge bomb that would destroy Sydney Harbour

Starring: Aldo Ray, Heather Sears, Australian Movie

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence, Mild Coarse Language

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat G

The Muskies Are Losing Their Teeth

Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.

05:30 TODAY Captioned HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Mon Apr 25, 2011

06:00 TODAY Captioned HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 ALIVE & COOKING Repeat WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen

09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One After Joey And Rachel Kiss Romantic hook-ups continue to go astray in Barbados as Monica, Phoebe and Chandler overhear Ross kissing Charlie while on the room's other wall, they can eavesdrop on Joey and Rachel.

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Ross Is Fine

Rachel, Joey and Charlie attend an uncomfortable dinner party at Ross' apartment where he uncharacteristically overindulges in wine, song and laughter. Meanwhile, Chandler commits an unpardonable act when he and Monica visit a couple who have adopted a cute boy.

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat PG

If A Body Meets A Body A financial adviser's funeral is interrupted by a woman who claims he probably was murdered, and by the discovery that t body in the coffin isn't even his.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton

12:00 EASTER PARADE 1948 Captioned Repeat HD WS G

Easter Parade

It's Easter 1911 and dancer Don Hughes, annoyed because his partner Nadine has dumped him to pursue a solo career, declares that he can turn any chorus girl into a star. The girl he chooses to mould into his new "Nadine" is Hannah Brown. Song, dance and romance follow, with many misunderstandings along the way.

Starring: Judy Garland, Fred Astaire, Ann Miller

14:00 COLOUR OF WAR: THE ANZACS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Children of the Empire/Fighting Back

Using only original colour footage, this is the story of Australia and New Zealand. Narrated by Russell Crowe.

16:00 COLOUR OF WAR: THE ANZACS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The War That Never Ends

Russell Crowe narrates the great ANZAC story of Australians and New Zealanders at home and abroad from World War II to Vietnam. The series will use rare colour film of home movies taken by service personnel and people on the home front.

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned HD WS PG

Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Ross's Tan Joey and Rachel nervously anticipate their first real date together. Meanwhile, Ross decides to get a spray-on-tan with disastrous consequences.

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Cake

On Emma's first birthday, Rachel convinces Monica and Chandler to delay their long anticipated trip to Vermont to stay for the party. But complications ensue when the infant falls asleep and a racy, adult birthday cake arrives.

19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers. DAVID ATTENBOROUGH'S LION - A SPY 19:30 IN THE DEN Captioned Repeat WS PG

David Attenborough's Lion - A Spy In The Den Sir David Attenborough narrates this amazing documentary where hidden camera's are disguised to get closer than ever before to the lions in their natural habitat, set against the stunning backdrop of the African plain.

20:30 MARY QUEEN OF SHOPS Repeat WS PG

Fosters

Mary Portas comes to the aid of three sisters, struggling to operate a greengrocers that has been in operation for 115 years. Portas has big ideas to reinvent the shop, but is met with skepticism and disagreement; prompting an argument.

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

21:30 THE WRONG MAN 2006 Captioned HD WS AV

The Wrong Man

A case of mistaken identity lands Slevin into the middle of a war plotted by two of the city's rival crime bossess; The Rabbi and The Boss. On top of that Sleven is under constant surveillance by the FBI as well as an assassin. He will now have to hatch up his own plot to get them before they get him.

Starring: Josh Hartnett, Bruce Willis, Lucy Liu, Morgan Freeman, Stanley Tucci

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Strong Sex Scenes, Frequent Coarse Language

23:45 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Ross's Tan Joey and Rachel nervously anticipate their first real date together. Meanwhile, Ross decides to get a spray-on-tan with disastrous consequences.

00:10 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat PG

If A Body Meets A Body A financial adviser's funeral is interrupted by a woman who claims he probably was murdered, and by the discovery that t body in the coffin isn't even his.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton

01:05 MARY QUEEN OF SHOPS Repeat WS PG

Fosters

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat G

Milk Run

Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.

06:00 TODAY Captioned HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Ross's Tan Joey and Rachel nervously anticipate their first real date together. Meanwhile, Ross decides to get a spray-on-tan with disastrous consequences.

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Cake

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat PG

Christopher Bundy Died On Sunday It's in the books that a ruthless publisher (Bert Convy) should meet his end after acquiring a reputable magazine and turning it into a sleazy tabloid.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton

12:00 FIVE GOLDEN DRAGONS 1967 Repeat PG

Five Golden Dragons While travelling through Hong Kong, Bob Mitchell accidentally stumbles into the middle of criminal negotiations between a mean gang, the Five Golden Dragons and the local mobsters.

Starring: Bob Cummings, Brian Donlevy, Christopher Lee, George Raft

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

14:00 DOMESTIC BLITZ Captioned Repeat WS PG Megan Zwaan, a much loved member of her local community, has been battling cervical cancer. So the Blitz team transforms her home into a luxury health spa, complete with an outdoor elevator.

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Leaving The Nest

Stevie's daughter Rose suffers a tragic farm accident, which will change the lives of everyone on Drovers Run. Grace takes desperate measures to repay her secret loan to Ashleigh. Riley trains up a new horse for Grace, but will any horse be as good as Baggins?

Starring: Abi Tucker, Aaron Jeffrey, Simmone Jade Mackinnon

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

16:00 MARY QUEEN OF SHOPS Repeat WS PG

Fosters

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-Sits Rachel believes that her annoying and self-indulgent younger sister, Amy, is on the verge of becoming more responsible, so she convinces her to babysit infant Emma...and soon regrets it. 18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Ross's Grant An excited Ross must interview with a brilliant Nobel Prize-winning scientist for a prized paleontology grant, but the doctor also happens to be Charlie's obsessed ex-boyfriend.

19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE WS PG Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie clean up homes that havent been cleaned for years - going through layers of grime and muck.

20:00 HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE WS PG Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie clean up homes that havent been cleaned for years - going through layers of grime and muck.

20:30 HOARDERS Repeat WS PG

Jake/Shirley A 21 year old who lives with his alcoholic father in a two-bedroom town house hoards garbage. Shirley can't stand to turn away any stray cats. She lost track of just how many cats she has both living and dead.

21:30 THE CLOSER HD WS M

Help Wanted Capt. Raydor accompanies Brenda On An Investigation But Her Real Purpose In Taking Part Could Have Big Career Implications For Brenda.

Starring: Kyra Sedgwick, J.K. Simmons, Corey Reynolds, Jon Tenney

22:30 SENSING MURDER WS M Gifted psychic mediums from New Zealand and Australia are challenged to uncover new leads in some of the most chilling unsolved murder cases.

23:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

00:00 HOARDERS Repeat WS PG

01:00 THE CLOSER Repeat HD WS M

Help Wanted Capt. Raydor accompanies Brenda On An Investigation But Her Real Purpose In Taking Part Could Have Big Career Implications For Brenda.

Starring: Kyra Sedgwick, J.K. Simmons, Corey Reynolds, Jon Tenney

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat G

Wall Of Science

Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.

06:00 TODAY Captioned HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat PG

Menace, Anyone? There's no love lost at a racquet club when a tennis star is killed by a bomb planted in the car he borrowed from his girlfriend.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton

12:00 PENELOPE 1966 WS PG

Penelope

Comedy about a flighty, bored, kleptomaniac wife of a banker who robs her husband's bank of $60,000.

Starring: Natalie Wood, Ian Bannen, Dick Shawn, Peter Falk

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

14:00 THE CHOPPING BLOCK Captioned Repeat WS PG

Cronulla Cafes

Each week we pit local restaurants against each other to see who can turn around their fortunes and win $20,000. It's egos at forty paces as owners, passionate about their cafes, have to be pummelled, pushed and persuaded by staff, loved ones and celebrity chef Matt Moran to get their businesses up to scratch and make a profit.

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Spark From Heaven

A guardian angel visits Drovers Run to make the girls' dreams come true. Rose returns from hospital in a wheelchair and is involved in a freak car crash. But was it really an accident? Moira convinces the girls to do a naked rain dance, with unexpected results. Tayler discovers the shocking truth about Rose, but will she tell Stevie? Sceptic Phil meets a ghost, and gains a new respect for Moira's psychic gifts.

Starring: Abi Tucker, Aaron Jeffrey, Simmone Jade Mackinnon

16:00 HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE Repeat WS PG Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie clean up homes that havent been cleaned for years - going through layers of grime and muck.

16:30 HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE Repeat WS PG Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie clean up homes that havent been cleaned for years - going through layers of grime and muck.

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Home Study

Monica and Chandler have an unexpected surprise when the adoption worker who will decide the fate of their adoption hopes confesses that she was once romanced by a man named Joey in the same building who never returned her calls.

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Late Thanksgiving Monica prepares a fabulous Thanks giving feast for the gang, but becomes furious when everyone arrives late for the gathering. Bigger problems ensue when Joey gets stuck in the door.

19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers. JO FROST: EXTREME PARENTAL 19:30 GUIDANCE PG Jo Frost, best known as The Supernanny, returns in this new series to give mums and dads the honest, insightful, no-nonsense parenting advice they need.

20:30 THE WORLD'S TALLEST WOMAN AND ME WS PG

The World's Tallest Woman And Me

This special takes us to the Central Arizona Tall Society where we meet Mark at 6'5" and Ellen who is taller at 6'6". We also meet Sandy Allen, who at 7'7" is regarded as the world's tallest woman and needs to use a wheelchair to get around because of her height. Plus we go to China to find Yao De Fen who could actually be the world's tallest woman.

21:30 THE CLOSER Captioned Repeat HD WS M

LA Woman Brenda and her team investigate the murder of an Iranian businessman. When it's discovered the victim was on a terrorist watch list, the FBI muscles in on Brenda's case.

22:30 LAW & ORDER HD WS M

The discovery of a naked dead woman in a high-rise elevator sends Briscoe and Curtis on a classic who-dunnit.

23:30 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Ross Moves In Rachel schemes to get her handsome new neighbour, Danny, to ask her out on a date. Joey and Chandler have trouble living with Ross.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

01:00 THE CLOSER Captioned Repeat HD WS M

LA Woman Brenda and her team investigate the murder of an Iranian businessman. When it's discovered the victim was on a terrorist watch list, the FBI muscles in on Brenda's case.

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat G

Where The Wild Rice Grows

Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.

06:00 TODAY Captioned HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Home Study

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat PG

The Perfect Foil In New Orleans, Jessica attends a Mardi Gras party where her cousin becomes prime suspect in a notorious gambler's murder.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton

12:00 THE DUKE WORE JEANS 1958 G

The Duke Wore Jeans

Comedy about an aristocrat who persuades his cockney double to woo a princess on his behalf. Stars Tommy Steele, June Laverick and Michael Medwin.

14:00 THE CHOPPING BLOCK Captioned Repeat WS PG

Traditional Italian

This week, Mamma Theresa meets Bella Vita on the Chopping Block. Both restaurants are on struggle street to make a profit. With the help of top Sydney chef Matt Moran, which of these restauranteurs will turn their business around to claim the $20,000 prize?

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The Courage Within

While the girls investigate a mysterious explosion at the fuel dump, wheel-chair bound Rose is trapped in the homestead during a brazen robbery attempt. Ashleigh blackmails Grace into lying to the police. Marcus and Heath clash over Grace's drought proofing scheme.

Starring: Abi Tucker, Aaron Jeffrey, Simmone Jade Mackinnon

JO FROST: EXTREME PARENTAL 16:00 GUIDANCE Repeat PG Jo Frost, best known as The Supernanny, returns in this new series to give mums and dads the honest, insightful, no-nonsense parenting advice they need.

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Birth Mother

A nervous Monica and Chandler head to Ohio to meet a potential birth mother but the pregnant woman labors under the false impression that Chandler is a doctor and Monica is a reverend - and the couple are so eager to adopt that they don't want to tell the truth.

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Chandler Gets Caught

Rachel and Phoebe discover a shocking truth about Chandler after spotting him with a mystery blonde. 19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 AS TIME GOES BY G Jean's brother, Steven and his wife are expected for another visit but they arrive via separate modes of transportation with a surprise announcement.

20:00 AS TIME GOES BY G Jean gets the whole gang to help out with her old-age party at the church hall. However, Lionel is the last to agree and is anxious about the whole idea.

20:30 HOARDERS Repeat WS PG

Kerrylea/Lauren

Kerrylea and her husband Geoffrey are face to face with imminent foreclosure on a pair of homes. Having filled their first home with stuff she's hoarded, she convinced her husband that the best thing to do is to buy another home.

21:30 BIZARRE ER Repeat WS M Explore some of the most remarkable and unusual cases in emergency medicine using both fly-on-the-wall footage and recollections of the most jaw-dropping cases from recent years.

Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures, Nudity

22:00 HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE WS PG

FREMANTLE - 6 RUNS WITH 2 IN 24 HOURS

22:30 WIFE SWAP USA Repeat PG

Myers / Sutton A Kentucky coal-miner's stay-at-home wife, who does all the housework, swaps with a matriarch of a family of ghosthunters, whose husband does all the chores.

23:30 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Birth Mother

01:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat PG

The Perfect Foil In New Orleans, Jessica attends a Mardi Gras party where her cousin becomes prime suspect in a notorious gambler's murder.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat G

Bird Watchers

Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.

06:00 TODAY Captioned HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Birth Mother

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Chandler Gets Caught

Rachel and Phoebe discover a shocking truth about Chandler after spotting him with a mystery blonde.

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat PG

If The Frame Fits

An heiress' husband is obviously an art thief and the prime suspect in her murder - perhaps too obviously.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton

12:00 TREASURE ISLAND 1972 Repeat WS G

Treasure Island

Orson Welles stars as Long John Silver in Robert Louis Stevenson's classic tale of pirates and hidden treasure.

Starring: Orson Welles, Lionel Stander, Kim Burfield, Walter Slezak

14:00 THE CHOPPING BLOCK Captioned Repeat WS PG

Big Men Of Food

It's Dimitris vs Morris' on The Chopping Block tonight. The two middle aged men named their after themselves and both follow recipes handed down to them by their grandmothers. One man is loud, brash and arrogant while the other is a quiet, charming family man. Who will get the chop?

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Divided We Stand

Kate falls for Mitch, an ex-army mate of Riley's with a dark secret. Stevie is forced to leave Drovers Run, when Grace accuses her of disloyalty. Riley makes a dangerous enemy when he rejects Ashleigh's advances. Tayler uncovers a dark secret about Ashleigh. Will she tell Patrick, knowing it will break his heart?

Starring: Abi Tucker, Aaron Jeffrey, Simmone Jade Mackinnon

16:00 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat G Jean's brother, Steven and his wife are expected for another visit but they arrive via separate modes of transportation with a surprise announcement.

16:30 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat G Jean gets the whole gang to help out with her old-age party at the church hall. However, Lionel is the last to agree and is anxious about the whole idea.

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where The Stripper Cries

Danny DeVito guest stars as a horrifying stripper who has been hired for Phoebe's bachelorette party; Joey makes a fool of himself on Donny Osmond's game show; and Chandler and Ross attend a college reunion and meet the girl they both promised not to date. 18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Phoebe's Wedding

In a special milestone episode, Phoebe's big day becomes a disaster as deliveries goes awry and a blizzard forces the plans to change. Also, Chandler and Ross lobby Rachel to choose one of them as a last-minute replacement for a groomsman in what promises to be a most unorthodox wedding procession.

19:00 WILLIAM AND KATE - THE ROYAL WEDDING Captioned WS NA

Join Karl Stephanovic and Lisa Wilkinson live from Buckingham Palace, along with speciall guest Dame Edna Everage and Royal Commentator James Whitaker. Also with Tracey Grimshaw and Kathy Lette from Westminster Abbey.

23:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where The Stripper Cries

23:30 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:30 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat PG

If The Frame Fits

An heiress' husband is obviously an art thief and the prime suspect in her murder - perhaps too obviously.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton

01:30 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Divided We Stand

Starring: Abi Tucker, Aaron Jeffrey, Simmone Jade Mackinnon

02:30 PENELOPE 1966 Repeat WS PG

Penelope

Comedy about a flighty, bored, kleptomaniac wife of a banker who robs her husband's bank of $60,000.

Starring: Natalie Wood, Ian Bannen, Dick Shawn, Peter Falk

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

04:25 POISON PEN 1939 Repeat PG

Poison Pen

Starring: Flora Robson, Ann Todd

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Sexual References Sat Apr 30, 2011

06:00 TREASURE ISLAND 1972 Repeat WS G

Treasure Island

Orson Welles stars as Long John Silver in Robert Louis Stevenson's classic tale of pirates and hidden treasure.

Starring: Orson Welles, Lionel Stander, Kim Burfield, Walter Slezak

08:00 THE LAVENDER HILL MOB 1951 Repeat WS G

The Lavender Hill Mob Alec Guiness stars as a timid bank clerk, scheming to get even with his employer by masterminding a fool-proof robbery, leading to a riotous chase through London and the Continent.

Starring: Charles Crichton, Alec Guinness, Stanley Holloway, Alfie Bass, Sid James, Edie Martin

09:40 BITTER SPRINGS 1950 Repeat WS G

Bitter Springs An Australian Shepherd and his family find their wilderness land threatened, and set out to retain what they feel is rightfully theirs.

Starring: Chips Rafferty, Tommy Trinder, Charles Tingwell, Gordon Jackson, Michael Pate

11:25 THE AVENGERS Repeat PG

The Bird Who Knew Too Much

Secret Agent Danvers pursued by a young thug, Robin, makes his way to a field telephone box. As he desperately attempts to contact Steed, Robin fires .... beside Danvers body lies a pile of birdseed from the bag in his pocket.

Starring: Patrick MacNee, Diana Rigg

12:25 PROMISE HER ANYTHING 1966 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Promise Her Anything A young lady who has been widowed and left with a baby son to bring up alone, tries to catch the attention of a doctor by hiding her child with a neighbour until she has got her man.

Starring: Warren Beatty, Leslie Caron

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

14:30 ROME ADVENTURE 1962 Repeat WS G

Rome Adventure A young American girl travels to Italy to learn about love and romance. She is torn between a handsome Italian and an architectural student.

Starring: Troy Donahue, Angie Dickinson, Suzanne Pleshette, Rossano Brazzi, Constance Ford, Chad Everett

17:00 GETAWAY Captioned WS PG

18:00 THE NANNY Repeat WS PG

The Fran in the Mirror

Maxwell's old college friend Rodney is in town, and asks Max to loan him one million dollars. Before they close the deal, Max has to fly to London, and Rodney takes the chance to get the money from Fran. However news arrives that Rodney is flat broke.

Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis

18:30 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat G

Jean undertakes some strategic snooping to discover what the new neighbours are like.

19:00 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat G The whole gang, minus Harry who is stuck on duty for protest coverage, head out to the country for the weekend. But road construction is about to throw the travellers for a loop.

19:35 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat G Jean's brother, Steven and his wife are expected for another visit but they arrive via separate modes of transportation with a surprise announcement.

20:10 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat G Jean gets the whole gang to help out with her old-age party at the church hall. However, Lionel is the last to agree and is anxious about the whole idea. 20:45 CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Post Mortem

After a woman dying of cancer is murdered in her home, the killer later returns to leave a miniature exact replica of the crime scene, similar to the one found at a murder scene a few weeks before, indicating that a serial killer is at work.

Starring: Marg Helgenberger, Laurence Fishburne, George Eads

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

21:45 CSI: MIAMI Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Internal Affairs After Nick is found to have been killed with all the evidence pointing to Natalia as the killer the rest of the team has been sidelined by the Internal Affairs investigation.

Starring: David Caruso, Emily Procter, Adam Rodriguez, Jonathan Togo, Khandi Alexander

22:45 CSI: NY Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Silent Night A teenage girl is killed, and the only potential witness is her deaf mother. The case also brings back some haunting memories for Lindsey.

Starring: Gary Sinise, Melina Kanakaredes, Hill Harper, Carmine Giovinazzo

23:40 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:35 AGATHA CHRISTIE'S DEATH ON THE NILE 1978 Repeat WS M

Agatha Christie's Death On The Nile

Based on the novel by Agatha Christie. A string of murders take place on a luxury steamer cruising up the Nile River. The suspects are many and there are numerous versions as to the murders occurred and who did them.

Starring: Peter Ustinov, Bette Davis, Mia Farrow, David Niven, Angela Lansbury, Simon Mac Corkindale

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

03:15 ROME ADVENTURE 1962 Repeat WS G

Rome Adventure A young American girl travels to Italy to learn about love and romance. She is torn between a handsome Italian and an architectural student.

Starring: Troy Donahue, Angie Dickinson, Suzanne Pleshette, Rossano Brazzi, Constance Ford, Chad Everett

05:35 THE GARDEN GURUS Repeat HD WS G In another exciting episode of The Garden Gurus find out some great maintenance ideas to help you around home and garden.