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North Florida has so much to offer to both residents and vistors seeking live entertainment. EU presents our Fall Performing Arts Guide so that you can ﬁ gure out what you want to do this season-- at least until February. Theatre shows, musical tributes, dance, comedians, classical music, jazz and more are all covered here. Take a look at a section you’re interested in and

you just might ﬁ nd the perfect show for you (or a friend)! (above photos from Dance Alive in Gainesville)

October 8- November 30 All Shook Up Some- classic movie thriller, Rear Window. Just in time for where in middle America one girl’s dream and Halloween! a surprise visit from a mysterious guitar-playing stranger will lead a small town to discover the October 30- 31 The Fairly Big Broadcast of magic of romance and the power of rock & roll. 1937 A parody of Orson Welles’ “War of the at This irresistible new musical features 24 legendary Worlds” broadcast on Halloween 1938, the play Comedy, drama and musicals are what area theatre-goers have to look forward to Elvis classics. will have its “world premiere” on the 70th anni- this season. If you want something new, why not look for an offering from a local versary of Welles’ original broadcast. Playwright December 1- 24 Christmas Carole This holiday Steve Bailey is also the director. Local jazz singer playwright. With plenty of venues to choose from, there’s bound to be a live theatre favorite has been an Alhambra Christmas tradition and recording artist Dot Wilder will co-star. of over twenty years. near you. December 5- 20 Sanders Family Christmas Atlantic Beach Experimental Theatre Sequel to the popular hit Smoke on the Mountain. Alhambra 716 Ocean Boulevard, Atlantic Beach The Sanders family keeps the audience laughing, 12000 Beach Boulevard twilight of their theatrical careers in a quaint Buffalo 249-7177 abettheatre.com clapping and singing along with over two dozen 641-1212 alhambradinnertheatre.com Theater. After learning that the famous Hollywood Christmas favorites. director Frank Capra is coming to give George one October 17- 25 Rear End Written by Fernandina Through October 5 Moon Over Buffalo George ﬁ nal shot at stardom, miscommunication ensues Beach and former New York playwright, Richard January 9- 24, 2009 Love Letters A unique and Charlotte Hay have unwillingly come to the and the hilarity begins. Wolf, this is a howling, comic spoof of the famous story of letters exchanged over a lifetime between

4 OCTOBER 2008 | eu jacksonville monthly Muppets for grownups! “Avenue Q” will be on stage December 9th- 14th November 29- December 21 A Christmas Carol written by Langston Hughes, the show was first The Hippodrome’s 30th Annual Production. Join performed on Broadway on December 11, 1961, Scrooge, Marley, the Cratchits and a host of and was one of the first plays written by an Christmas ghosts for this holiday favorite and a African-American to do so. Hippodrome tradition. Dazzling special effects, an original adaptation and a timeless message have Theatre Jacksonville made A Christmas Carol one of the most popular 2032 San Marco Boulevard Hippodrome productions of all time. Adapted by 396-4425 theatrejax.com Mary Hausch. September 12- October 4 The Beaux’ Stratagem January 9, 2009- February 1 tick, tick…BOOM! Tom Aimwell and Jack Archer seek to seduce two From Jonathan Larson tick, tick…BOOM! tells the ladies of status and fortune, but true love and a story of a young composer on the brink of turning band of thieves soon complicate their scheming. 30 who struggles to follow his dreams. October 31- November 15 Anatomy of Gray Jacksonville University When June’s father dies, she prays for a healer Swisher Theater, 2800 University to come to the small town of Gray. The next thing Boulevard N. she knows, there’s a tornado, and a man in a 256-7374 ju.edu balloon blows into town claiming to be a doctor.

October 24- November 2 Ragtime This Tony January 16- 31, 2009 The Kitchen Witches The Award winning musical based on E.L. Doctorow’s Queens of Cuisine have been battling it out on the distinguished novel, Ragtime intertwines three local cable network for 30 years. Then someone stories illustrating history’s timeless contradic- thinks it would be a great idea to team them up two people who grew up together, went their sep- It’s “Forensic Files goes to Bethlehem” in this holi- tions of wealth and poverty, freedom and prejudice, on the same cooking show. Insults fly as thick arate ways, but continued to share confidences. day mystery extravaganza as Sister takes on the hope and despair, and love and hate. and fast as the food. It’s a foolproof recipe for mystery that has intrigued historians throughout the chaos and comedy as the two archrivals each do The Cultural Center at Ponte Vedra Beach ages – whatever happened to the Magi’s gold? Re- Orange Park Community Theatre their best to upstage the other. 50 Executive Way, Ponte Vedra Beach telling the story of the nativity employing her own 2900 Moody Avenue, Orange Park 280-0614 ccpvb.org scientifi c tools, assisted by a local choir as well 276-2599 opct.org University of North Florida Fine Arts as a gaggle of audience members, Sister creates a UNF Fine Arts Center, 1 UNF Drive December 12- 13 Santaland Diaries This play is living nativity unlike any you’ve ever seen. October 31- November 22 Sly Fox Sly is dying 620-2878 unf.edu/fineartscenter the hilarious recounting of David Sedaris’ days as Wilson Center, FCCJ South Campus (or so it seems) and everyone wants to be the heir a Christmas elf at Macy’s department store in New to his fortune. In order to get as much as pos- November 22 The Pajama Game Bright and York City. Flagler College Auditorium sible from all the sycophants, he promises each of riotously funny, this fast-paced, frisky tale is 14 Granada Street, St. Augustine them his fortune. The twist at the end will amuse theatre at its very best with this sparkling, all-new Douglas Anderson School of the Arts (904) 826-8600 everyone. production of the Tony Award winning, Broadway 2445 San Diego Road smash hit - The Pajama Game. The feisty 346-5620 ext. 122 da-arts.org October 31- November 9 All’s Well That Ends January 9- 31, 2009 Sin, Sex, and the CIA Huge employee representative has found her match Well A romantic story by Shakespeare about be- oil reserves have been found in the Chagos Islands in the pajama shop superintendent and when November 20- 22 Kiss Me, Kate Combine Cole trayal, misunderstanding, and secret love. Tickets: and both OPEC and the USA want those reserves. the two get together, they wind up discussing a Porter’s music, a dose of Shakespeare, two gang- $10. (Tickets available October 27) Agents from both sides have been sent to a secret whole lot more than job actions. For solid musical sters and a contentious love story to get the classic meeting to secure the rights, but who is the agent comedy, it’s hard to beat The Pajama Game. Kiss Me, Kate! Tickets: $15 November 13- 23 The Effect of Gamma Rays on for which side? Come see the hilarious fun in this Man-in-the-Moon Marigolds This disturbing Pu- rollicking comedy. FCCJ Artist Series litzer prize winning play looks at the dysfunctional » continues on page 6 » Times-Union Center, 300 W. Water Street family-relationship between a mother and her two Players by the Sea daughters. Tickets: $6 632-3373 artistseries.fccj.org 106 Sixth Street, See the musical “The Pajama Jacksonville Beach Game” on November 22nd December 9- 14 Avenue Q A hilarious show Florida School of the Arts 249-0289 playersbythesea.org about trying to make it in NYC with big dreams 5001 St. Johns Avenue, Palatka and a tiny bank account, featuring a cast of people (386) 312-4300 floarts.org November 28 - December 13 Christ- and puppets who tell the story in a smart, risqué mas Belles A church Christmas and downright entertaining way. It’s Muppets for October 9- 12 I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now program spins hilariously out of grownups! Change Off-Broadway’s phenomenal longest-run- control in this Southern farce about ning musical celebrates the modern-day suburban squabbling sisters, family secrets, a February 11, 2009 at 10 am & 7:30 pm Oliver! mating game. surly Santa, a vengeful sheep and a One of the best-loved family musicals of all time, reluctant Elvis impersonator. Oliver brings to the stage some of Charles Dicken’s November 13- 16 Holy Ghosts As Holy Ghosts most unforgettable characters along with one of opens, a young woman has just fl ed her husband January 16- 31, 2009 Othello Along Broadway’s most memorable scores. of one year to join a group of Pentecostal Christians with Hamlet, King Lear and Macbeth, offering her sanctuary in their farmhouse-church. Othello is one of Shakespeare’s February 24, 2009- March 1 Happy Days This four great tragedies. Othello’s swift new musical reintroduces one of America’s best Hippodrome descent into jealousy and rage and loved families, the Cunninghams, and the days of 25 SE 2nd Place, Gainesville Lago’s dazzling display of villainy 1959 Milwaukee complete with varsity sweaters, (352) 375-4477 thehipp.org have long fascinated students and hula hoops and jukebox sock-hoppin’. critics of the play for years. October 17- November 9 Woman in Black A law- FCCJ Wilson Center yer hires an actor to reenact the haunting story of a Stage Aurora 11901 Beach Boulevard mysterious woman in black that terrifi es the locals. 5164-A Norwood Avenue 646-2222 fccj.edu/campuses/south/wil- They believe that anyone who sees her dies! 765-7373 stageaurora.org son/events.html November 28- December 21 A Tuna Christmas December 5- 14 Black Nativity November 13- 23 Is He Dead? This newly- Those wacky characters from Tuna, Texas have Black Nativity is a re-telling of discovered Mark Twain comedy dishes out a sly once again entered the heated Yuletide lawn display the classic Nativity story with an critique of the art world with acerbic wit and social contest. Socialite Vera Carp hopes to win another entirely black cast. Traditional commentary well ahead of his time. Adapted by victory, but she faces stiff competition from the Christmas carols are sung in gospel David Ives crusty proprietor of Didi’s Used Weapons and a style, with a few songs created pair of cowboy-loving Tastee Creme waitresses. specifically for the show. Originally December 16-21 Sister’s Christmas Catechism eujacksonville.com | OCTOBER 2008 5 Catch “Rain: A Tribute to the Beatles” Saturday, January 24th

Music Revues & Tributes Toe-tapping tributes and musical revues from all kinds of genres end up on First Coast stages. There’s bound to be something you’re interested in from Jazz or Elton John to the music of the Rolling Stones or ABBA.

January 24, 2009 at 8 pm Classic Albums Live Alhambra Presents Hotel California 12000 Beach Boulevard 641-1212 alhambradinnertheatre.com February 18, 2009 at 8 pm Classic Albums Live Presents The Who: Who’s Next December 26- 31 Mama Mia!... It’s Almost ABBA A performance show from the top ABBA tribute Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra band. Formed in 1997, this fully costumed and Jacoby Symphony Hall - Times- choreographed show was the ﬁ rst Canadian tribute Union Center, 300 W. Water Street, to ABBA. 354-5547 or (877) 662-6731 jaxsymphony.org January 6, 2009- February 15 A Closer Walk with Patsy Cline A walk through Patsy’s career October 11 at 8 pm The Music of Elton John Hear from the time that she was 14 years old until her some of Elton John’s greatest hits with the ex- untimely death at 30 in a plane crash. This family ceptional vocals of Jean Meilleur and the amazing oriented show features a 6 piece band. (Entertain- piano work of John Regan, backed by a full Jack- ment Cards and Season Tickets cannot be used for sonville Symphony Orchestra and chorus. this show) October 24- 25 at 8 pm ABBAMANIA The music FCCJ Artist Series that took Broadway by storm in the production of Times-Union Center, 300 W. Water Street Mamma Mia is coming to the orchestra stage! (unless otherwise noted) 632-3373 artistseries.fccj.org January 24, 2009 at 8 pm The Music of The Roll- ing Stones and The Who The Who and The Rolling January 24, 2009 at 8 pm Rain: A Tribute to the Stones are regarded as two of the most inﬂ uential Beatles rock bands of the 1960s and ‘70s. See what hap- pens when the Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra January 24- 25, 2009 Gershwin Sings Gershwin performs some of their greatest hits. Alexis Gershwin performs a personal ode to her uncles Ira and George Gershwin, celebrating their Thrasher-Horne Center lives and their music. Wilson Center for the Arts, 283 College Drive, Orange Park 11901 Beach Boulevard 276-6750, thcenter.org

Florida Theatre October 18 at 7:30 pm Sweet Baby James Multi- 128 E. Forsyth Street talented entertainer Bob Stillman will bring to life the 355-2787 or 353-3309 innovative folk-pop music of James Taylor, one of the floridatheatre.com preeminent singer/songwriters of the last 30 years.

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6 OCTOBER 2008 | eu jacksonville monthly eujacksonville.com | OCTOBER 2008 7 January 7, 2009 at 7:30 pm Golden Dragon Ac- Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra robats The ancient art of Chinese Acrobats is a Jacoby Symphony Hall - Times-Union tradition that began in China more than two thousand Center, 300 W. Water Street 354-5547 or years ago. Wilson Center for the Arts, 11901 Beach (877) 662-6731 jaxsymphony.org Boulevard November 14- 15 at 8 pm Cirque de la Sym- January 9, 2009 at 8 pm Giselle- State Ballet phonie Where cirque nouveau-style acrobatics Theater of Russia A young maiden named Giselle and artistry meet the full power of a symphony falls in love with a nobleman disguised as a peas- orchestra. You’ll marvel at the array of the best ant, who is betrothed to another. When Giselle cirque artists in the world, including aerial ﬂ yers, discovers the deceit, she goes mad, then dies. But acrobats, contortionists, dancers, jugglers, balanc- don’t worry, her ghost comes back for a dance ers and strongmen. or two! The State Ballet Theater of Russia is sure Catch “Jungua: Descendents of the Dragon” to provide an evening full of enchantment. Times- December 5- 7 First Coast Nutcracker Enter the at the Florida Theatre on November 7th Union Center- Moran Theater, 300 W. Water Street magical world of childlike imagination at one of Jacksonville’s greatest holiday traditions. The First January 20, 2009 at 7:30 pm Tango Fire Hot Coast Nutcracker will enchant the whole family, Latin dancing plus incredible musicians add up to showcasing internationally renowned principal excellent entertainment. Times-Union Center- Mo- dancers, our area’s ﬁ nest young dance corps and ran Theater, 300 W. Water Street Tchaikovsky’s best-loved melodies.

January 29, 2009 at 7:30 pm MOMIX A company Jacksonville University of dancer-illusionists known internationally for Swisher Theater 2800 University Boule- presenting work of exceptional inventiveness and vard N. 256-7374 DanYears of practice are certainly evident with the artistry of dance. It’s a deli- physical beauty. Florida Theatre, 128 E. Forsyth St. Dancer from the cate balance of elegant, fluid forms and music. Florida Theatre Florida Ballet 128 E. Forsyth Street Florida Ballet October 18 at 7:30 pm Luminous An evening that 355-2787 floridatheatre.com The Florida Theatre 28 E. Forsyth Street, fl ows from one exquisite work to the next, closing 355-2787 or 353-3309 floridatheatre.com with the rapturous ‘Constellations’, composed by November 7 at 7:30 pm Jungua: Descendents of the internationally renowned Stella Sung with im- the Dragon A high impact, theatrical entertainment November 8 at 7:30 pm Watch the Body Talk ages from the Hubble telescope and captured on experience for all audiences, celebrating the Chi- canvas by Olympic artist Liston Bochette. An uplift- nese culture in an explosion of kungfu, acrobatics, December 19- 21 The Nutcracker ing and joyous experience for all dance lovers. music and dance. The amazing skills of China’s fi nest acrobats and martial arts masters combine Dance Alive December 19- 21 Nutcracker Become entranced with modern staging, exciting choreography and Phillips Center for Performing Arts 311 by the beauty of the Sugar Plum Fairy and dramatic music. Hull Road, Gainesville her dazzling Court, enchanted by the swirling (352) 371-2986 dancealive.org snowfl akes and breathtaking snow, and cheer for Flagler College Auditorium the tiny toy soldiers and their leader, the handsome 14 Granada Street, St. Augustine October 18 at 5 pm An Olympian Art Evening Nutcracker Prince. A sparkling production with 819-6400 Inspired by the dancers of DANB, Dr. Liston Bo- beautiful costumes and sets. For more holiday fun, chette III has created a stunning work of art to kick make plans to attend Dance Alive’s Chocolate & January 18, 2009 at 2 pm Ballet Jörgen Anas- off Dance Alive National Ballet’s 43rd season. Enjoy Champagne Holiday Gala on December 20 at 8 pm or tasia The magical story of the Russian princess a “Meet the Artist” reception, unveiling of the work the Sugar Plum Tea on December 20 & 21 at 4 pm. Anastasia. Created by acclaimed choreographer of art, dining on a “Feast Fit for the Gods,” and and Artistic Director Bengt Jörgen, Anastasia will performance of Luminous. (Tickets for Luminous FCCJ Artist Series be set to an original full orchestra score by Cana- may also be purchased separately) 632-3373 artistseries.fccj.org dian/Russian composer Ivan Barbotin.

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November 14- 22 Fall Dance Concert University of North Florida UNF Fine Arts Center, 1 UNF Drive January 23- 24. 2009 at 7:30 Altered Dance and 620-2878 Music unf.edu/fineartscenter/performances

January 29- 31, 2009 at 7:30 Senior Choreogra- December 11 at 7:30 pm Cinderella The interna- phy Concert tionally acclaimed St. Petersburg State Ice Ballet brings one of the world’s favorite fairy tales to life in a lavish ice ballet with stunning scenic backdrops and fabulous costumes. This Russian company of 35 champion ice dancers interlaces passion with comedy and will delight audiences of all ages, creat- Comics ing a magical performance for the entire family. They say laughter is the best medicine and the comedy clinics of Jack- sonville have the perfect prescription to cure your ills. From the biggest names in comedy to some of the most promising newcomers in the business, the First Coast has enough talent coming to town to keep your sides-splitting until Spring.

Comedy Zone is raising eyebrows with his barbed act that has Ramada Inn- 3130 Hartley Road, drawn comparisons to George Carlin, Dennis Leary 292-HAHA comedyzone.com and Richard Pryor. Tickets: Tues. to Thurs./$6- $8, Fri. & Sat./$10- $12 October 1- 4 John Joseph & Johnny B John is one of the hottest comics working today. He has November 12-15 Ricky Kalmon Comedian/Hyp- performed with such superstars as Foreigner, Rod- notist Ricky Kalmon delivers a hilarious, high-ener- ney Dangerﬁ eld, Alan King and many more. Tickets: gy show that’s jam-packed with surprises. Tickets: Tues. to Thurs./$6- $8, Fri. & Sat./$10- $12 Tues. to Thurs./$15- $20, Fri. & Sat./$20- $25

October 7- 11 Billy Gardell Billy’s bold honesty November 25- 29 Grandma Lee Recently seen on and overwhelming stage persona make him an in- Last Comic Standing, Grandma Lee got her start at stant hit with audiences. Gardell relies on his natu- the Comedy Zone. She’s made a name for herself rally cunning wit and straightforward philosophies in the stand-up world, so come see her perform in his “down to earth” performances. Tickets: Tues. at her own stomping grounds. Tickets: Tues. to to Thurs./$10- $12, Fri. & Sat./$16- $18 Thurs./$6- $8, Fri. & Sat./$10- $12

October 14- 18 Doug Benson As a stand-up December 2- 6 Shaun Jones One of Jackson- comic he has appeared on numerous television ville’s favorite comedians. His act covers a wide shows, including The Late Late Show with Craig range of subjects: from good relationships gone Kilborn and Premium Blend. As an actor you may bad; living with bad credit; the strip club experi- have seen him on Friends and Curb Your Enthu- ence; black and white people in heaven; trips to the siasm. Tickets: Tues. to Thurs./$6- $8, Fri. & Bahamas; and the night club scene. Sat./$10- $12 Florida Theatre October 21- 25 Steve Trevino Steve Trevino has 128 E Forsyth Street, an uncanny ability to incorporate real-life scenarios 355-2787 or 353-3309 floridatheatre.com and stories into his entertaining physical humor and strong stage presence. Tickets: Tues. to October 3 at 8 pm Lisa Lampanelli Able to get Thurs./$10- $12, Fri. & Sat./$15- $18 away with saying anything, Lampanelli conquered the club scenes in both New York City and Los October 28- November 1 Kerry White Kerry Angeles in a few short years. A cross between Don White- a one-time private investigator who spent Rickles, Archie Bunker, and a vial of estrogen. most of his time observing people at their worst- » continues on page 10 » eujacksonville.com | OCTOBER 2008 9 November 6 at 7 pm Florida Forum Presents Tour will make its way through Jacksonville at Dennis Miller Considered to be one of the most the Florida Theatre. The show will feature several astute, cerebral and clever standup comedians, finalists from the hit show. Don’t miss this eve- Dennis Miller hosts a daily self-titled radio pro- ning of laughs. gram, is a commentator on “The O’Reilly Factor” and currently hosts NBC’s “Amnesia.” For tickets Times-Union Center call 202-2886. 300 W. Water Street, 633-6110 Cla ical, Chamber December 26 at 8 pm Last Comic Standing November 13 at 7 pm Jerry Seinfeld Jerry Live Tour The NBC’s Last Comic Standing Live Seinfeld is coming back to Jacksonville, not that there’s anything wrong with that. For 10 years, Seinfeld was at the center of the television show that bore his name, one of the most successful comedies in TV history. Tickets: $45- $75 Music & m For those whose tastes in music include the great masters or an intimate November 29 at 7 pm Carlos Mencia Carlos Mencia, a self-proclaimed “equal opportunity chamber music experience, the First Coast offers all types of classical offender” and the host of his very own Comedy music. Central show Mind of Mencia, will have people rolling in the aisles with his take-no-prisoners Beaches Fine Arts November 14 at 7:30 pm Irvin Mayﬁ eld and Ray- brand of comedy. Tickets: $42.50 St. Paul’s By-the-Sea Episcopal Church, mond Markham These prominent musical ﬁ gures 1150 Fifth Street N., Jacksonville are dedicated to the preservation, performance and Jacksonville Veterans Memorial Arena Beach (unless otherwise noted), celebration of authentic New Orleans jazz. 300 A. Phillip Randolph Boulevard beachesfinearts.org/bfas-performances. 630-3998 html - All concerts are FREE and seating December 14 at 3:30 pm Romeros A veritable is first come, first served. institution in the world of classical music, this December 13 Jeff Dunham Jeff Dunham has guitar quartet has dazzled countless audiences and quickly become one of the biggest names in October 5 at 3:30 pm Imani Winds Since 1997, won the raves of reviewers worldwide. comedy with his arsenal of wacky puppets this Grammy-nominated traditional wind quintet has from the cantankerous Walter to the hys- carved out a distinct presence in the classical music January 18, 2009 at 7:30 pm Daniel Sullivan terically politically incorrect Achmed, the world with their dynamic playing, culturally poignant Combining creative interpretations, musical depth Dead Terrorist. Tickets: $40.50 programming, and inspirational outreach programs. and engaging stage presence with his command Dennis Miller » continues on page 12 »

10 OCTOBER 2008 | eu jacksonville monthly eujacksonville.com | OCTOBER 2008 11 Øystein Baadsvik plays the tuba at UNF November 16 at 2 pm Three sisters, November 7 at 11 am & 7:30 pm Hubert Rut- er, Thomas Harrison, and Tony Steve, as well as Recital Hall October 16th Ahn Trio graduates of Juilliard, are redefi ning the art and kowski The Polish piano virtuoso will be perform- other composers on the faculty at JU. architecture of chamber music. These brilliant ing works of Chopin and Fontana. musicians breathe new life into the standard piano- October 16 at 7:30 pm First Coast Wind En- trio literature by commissioning new works from November 14 at 7:30 pm Mu Phi Epsilon- Music semble This 60-member group of JU students and visionary contemporary composers. Honor Fraternity Recital The UNF and JU chapters community musicians perform masterworks from of international music fraternity Mu Phi Epsilon will the wind repertoire. November 29 at 8 pm Ashu Saxophone and Piano perform during this annual recital. Duo Concert saxophonist Ashu, age 25, has October 18 at 7:30 pm An Evening of Music continually defi ed conventions winning major inter- November 21 at 11 am & 7:30 pm The Riverside for Marimba A concert featuring works for solo national and national competitions traditionally won Guitar Quartet Comprised of Don Casper, David marimba. Repertoire will include the music of by pianists and violinists. Ashu aims to bring the Gall, Brent Bevis and Kent Smedley, the local Beethoven and Roland Dyens. Professor Steve will concert saxophone to a broader audience. quartet will be playing everything from classical to perform two of his own works: Surge for marimba country. and Blaze Orange Leaves and Apple. January 10, 2009 at 8 pm Three Penny Sym- phony Expect classical music with a twist of pop December 5 at 11 am Christmas Concert The October 28 at 7:30 pm Orchestra Fall Concert as celebrated pianist and arranger Mac Frampton Friday Musicale Chorus brings a little Christmas The JU Orchestra, under conductor Marguerite performs, accompanied by The Three Penny cheer during this annual holiday concert. Richardson, will perform a varied program, in- Symphony. The production merges his conserva- cluding Tchaikovsky’s masterpiece, Serenade for tory training with his mastery of the pop and jazz December 26 at 7:30 pm College Scholarship Strings. idioms. Winners Concert Seth Bowser (piano), Mucah Clark (cello), John Henry Kruer (violin), John Urban November 7 at 7:30 pm Songs I Want to Sing January 24, 2009 at 8 pm The Czech Symphony (piano), Rebecca Boone (soprano), Keith Griffi s (New and Old) Peggy Ezell performs vocal songs Orchestra The Czech Symphony is renowned for (French horn) and Kathie Polk (soprano) are all that have meaning in her life from the past and its performance of the work of signifi cant Czech scheduled to perform. present. Some of the compositions include works of a varied repertoire ranging from Renaissance to composers, however its repertoire goes far beyond by Franz Schubert and Ned Rorem. contemporary works. and includes the works of Beethoven, Mozart, January 2, 2009 at 11 am & 7:30 pm Rebecca Schubert, Bruch and many more. Holbrook-Loar, Denise Wright and Lauren Frank- November 8 at 7:30 pm Scott Watkins Faculty Cummer Concert Music Series lin These morning and evening concerts will fea- Recital Music by Scarlatti, Debussy, Liszt, and Cummer Museum of Art & Gardens, January 31, 2009 at 8 pm The Philadelphia Vir- ture music from Rebecca Holbrook-Loar (soprano), featuring Beethoven’s thrilling “Waldstein” Sonata. 829 Riverside Avenue tuosi Chamber Orchestra Composed of some of Denise Wright (piano) and Lauren Franklin (cello). 899-6010 cummer.org the region’s foremost musicians, the orchestra’s November 23 at 2:30 pm JU Chamber Ensembles “electric” performances are often described by the January 16, 2009 at 11 am & 7:30 pm The French Concert JU’s fi nest musicians will perform a var- October 5 at 3 pm Ilya Yakushev A fresh and press as “captivating,” “breathtaking,” and “mag- Art Song Cara Tasher (soprano) and Laurent Bou- ied and engaging program of chamber music. exciting new presence in the piano world, Ilya nifi cent.” kobza (pianist) will take to the stage during these Yakushev has many awards and honors to his morning and evening concerts. December 2 at 7:30 pm Holiday Homecoming credit, and has performed at major venues on three FCCJ Artist Series Celebrate the season with the First Coast Wind continents. Venue Varies January 30, 2009 at 7:30 pm Outstanding Young Ensemble and the Don Thompson Chorale in 632-3373 artistseries.fccj.org Pianists Recital See a group of talented young this popular annual concert of holiday favor- November 16 at 3 pm Augustin Hadelich Gold musicians at their best during this annual recital. ites! medalist of the 2006 International Violin Competi- November 21 The Christmas Music of Mannheim tion of Indianapolis, Augustin Hadelich has estab- Steamroller by Chip Davis Get an early start on River City Band lished himself as an eloquent and unique voice your holiday mood when Mannheim Steamroller among the new generation of violinists. makes its Jacksonville premiere this Christmas season. Classical and modern-day rock, acoustic January 25, 2009 at 3 pm Jupiter String Quartet and electronic music meet to celebrate the spirit of The Jupiters have been fortunate to receive several the season with the “18th century rock band” that recent chamber music honors, including fi rst prize has become one of the most popular and best-sell- in the Banff International String Quartet Competi- ing acts in the last 30 years. Times-Union Center tion. Friday Musicale Concert Schedule EMMA Concert Series 645 Oak Street, Flagler College Auditorium,14 Granda 355-7584 fridaymusicale.com Street, St. Augustine, Admission for concerts is free. 797-2800 [email protected] October 10 at 8 pm Gala Opening This season October 4 at 8 pm Orlando Philharmonic As a opener will feature performances by internationally fully professional symphony orchestra, the Orlando renowned British opera and art song performer Ali- Philharmonic engages the talents of more than 80 son Buchanan (soprano) and Eugene Asti, pianist professional musicians from around the globe. and Fulbright Scholar. Black tie is optional.

Jacksonville University December 4 at 7:30 pm A Choral Christmas Card Terry Concert Hall, 2800 N University The Annual Christmas Concert features carols, mo- Boulevard (unless otherwise noted), tets, anthems and songs of the Christmas season, 256-7370 featuring the JU Concert Choir and Chamber Singers under the direction of Dr. Jon O. Carlson. October 3 at 7:30 pm Intercollegiate Choral Festival Come hear the choirs of FCCJ, JU and December 6 at 7:30 pm Orchestra Holiday Concert UNF kick off the collegiate choral season during the The JU Orchestra rings in the holidays with seasonal 13th Annual Intercollegiate Choral Festival. Wilson selections of classical music and lighter fare. Center for the Arts, 11901 Beach Blvd (FCCJ South Campus) January 25 at 2:30 pm Bobb Robinson and Scott Watkins Faculty Recital Bobb Robinson (baritone) October 11 at 2:30 pm Composerfest Concert and Scott Watkins (piano) perform Franz Schubert’s This concert will feature works by William Schirm- seminal song-cycle, Winterreise.

12 OCTOBER 2008 | eu jacksonville monthly Muzyk River City Band’s annual fundraiser will January 23, 2009 at 8 pm Sophie Milman Barely be a tibute to Jacksonville band Lynyrd Skynyrd 24 years old, Sophie Milman has already seen and featuring Johnny Van Zant. Good food and tunes done more than many people twice her age. Since will make for a great event. Tickets: $60/General her self-titled debut was released in 2004, it has Admission, includes 2 drinks and food; $125/VIP, sold almost 100,000 copies worldwide, hit the includes 3 drinks and a VIP reception/meet and Billboard Top 15 in the United States, and topped greet. Metropolitan Park Pavilion. the iTunes jazz charts in ﬁ ve different territories.

December 3 at 6:30 pm Yuletide Swing Jackson- University of North Florida ville Public Library – Auditorium Venue Varies. Most are on the UNF Campus at 1 UNF Drive, 620-2961 December 6 at 2 & 7 pm SJRCB and Jacksonville unf.edu/coas/music/calendar.html Children’s Chorus St. Johns Country Day School October 7 at 7:30 pm Chamber Music Concert December 31 with Trio Florida Performance will feature the at 9 pm A Cool Side of Yule Tide New Year’s Eve Beethoven Archduke Trio, Rachmaninoff Trio El- Party. Ritz Carlton Amelia Island egaic, and the premiere of Dr. Smart’s Bright Eyed Fancy for piano trio. UNF Recital Hall Riverside Fine Arts Church of the Good Shepherd, October 12 at 3 pm An Upbeat Pink - A Musical Sophie Milman performs January 23rd 1100 Stockton Street Tribute to Breast Cancer Survivorship In col- 389-6222 riversidefinearts.org laboration with the Mayo Clinic, the fourth annual Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra January 9, 2009 at 11 am & 8 pm Jeff, Egypt, concert in support of Breast Cancer Research and Jacoby Hall- Times-Union Center, 300 W. and a Dance Mozart loved composing for the October 17 at 8 pm Chanson The six-voice male a Survivorship features the music of Gustav Mahler, Water Street, theater, and Thamos is a dramatic and joyful cappella vocal ensemble is gaining a reputation for Julie Giroux, Robert Linn, and Rogers and Ham- 354-5547 or (877) 662-6731, sample of his gift. Jeffrey Peterson belts out a performing exciting choral music in a uniquely rich merstein. UNF Robinson Theater jaxsymphony.org trombone concerto with a Nordic twist and Dvo ák and expressive style. captures the energy of folkloric dances of his na- October 16 at 7:30 pm UNF Cummer Fam- October 10 at 11 am & 8 pm Eric, a Faun, and tive land. November 14 at 8 pm Fireworks This cham- ily Foundation Chamber Music Series Øystein a Genius Prepare to be serenaded by the sweet ber music experience is for a new generation Baadsvik’s unique virtuosity and musical ability sounds of Eric Olson and his oboe. A genius from January 15- 17, 2009 Firebird An ogre who of listeners. Founded with the goal of creating a brings the tuba into a new plateau. UNF Recital Hall the early Romantics, Schubert delivers is penchant imprisons maidens and turns men into stone, a single, small ensemble capable of representing the for dramatically lyrical harmonies in his Fifth Sym- prince in love, a magical glowing bird – Stravin- full scope of today’s musical diversity, Fireworks October 20 at 7:30 pm Piano Concert Keiko phony. sky ignites these characters into action with ﬁ ery pride themselves on being able to play just about Sekino is a professor at Eastern Carolina School of splendor. anything, regardless of style, time period, or instru- Music and has performed solo recital and chamber October 16- 18 1001 Nights A sultan’s wife, mentation. music appearances throughout the United States, draped in veils and secrets, becomes the ultimate River City Band Japan, and Europe. UNF Recital Hall bedtime storyteller. Scheherazade gives us a fan- Venue Varies December 5 at 8 pm Preservation Hall Jazz Band tastic inspiration to live forever and a day. 390-1999 rivercityband.com Under the auspices of director, Ben Jaffe, the Pres- ervation Hall embodies a joyful, timeless spirit. » continues on page 14 » November 6- 8 Beethoven No. 5 Those ﬁ rst four October 1 at 5 pm River City Fusion Jacksonville notes – yes, you know them. They set the tone and Public Library – Art Walk the beginning of this true masterpiece like no other before or since. October 18 at 2 pm Art in the Park North Bank - Riverwalk November 20- 21 Mendelssohn’s Violin Concer- to Mendelssohn’s gift for melody was so endear- October 21 at 10 am Mayor’s Old Buddies River ing, with heart-wrenching climaxes and buoyant City Fusion. Metropolitan Park Pavilion themes at breakneck speed, it’s easy to see why the opening theme would never leave his thoughts. November 14 at 7 pm 14th Annual Taste the

A Samuel Beckett Festival: A Trilogy of Events at UNF

Three major Samuel Beckett events, sponsored by Irish Studies and the College of Arts and Sci- ences, are scheduled for the University of North Florida’s Fall 2008 semester. Tickets for these events can be purchased through the ticket ofﬁ ce of UNF’s Fine Arts Center 620-2878 or through its website: unf.edu/ﬁ neartscenter

Samuel Beckett’s work has extended the possibilities of drama and ﬁ ction in unprecedented ways, bringing to the theatre and the novel an acute awareness of the absurdity of human existence. Beckett was an Irish writer, dramatist and poet. Beckett’s work is stark and fundamentally minimalist. Beckett was awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1969.

October 30 at 7 pm Dark Energy: An Aesthetic of Irrelevance Herbert Blau, one of the leading theater and performance theorists of our time, will open the eight-day festival with a talk – “Dark Energy: An Aesthetic of Irrelevance” – on Blau is the Byron W. and Alice L. Lockwood Professor of Humanities at the University of Washington

November 3 at 7:30 pm For Samuel Beckett The second event in the Samuel Beckett Trilogy will be a performance of American composer Morton Feldman’s For Samuel Beckett. Many of the com- positional elements show Feldman’s enduring attraction to Beckett’s work, what he called “a kind of shared longing…this saturated, unending longing.” UNF’s Robinson Theater, free and open to the public.

November 6 at 7:30 pm Krapp’s Last Tape The third and climactic part of the Beckett Festival will be a performance of Beckett’s Krapp’s Last Tape by the well known Beckett performer and protégé Rick Cluchey. In 1977, Beckett chose Cluchey to perform Krapp’s Last Tape under Beckett’s own direction, in one of the playwright’s greatest plays.

eujacksonville.com | OCTOBER 2008 13 The Blakemore Trio

October 23 at 7:30 pm Violin Futura This show performed by members of the Jacksonville Sym- is a contemporary solo violin project created by phony Orchestra. UNF Recital Hall violinist/composer Piotr Szewczyk. It is a recital of sixteen, brand new, short, exciting and in- November 25 at 7:30 pm Percussion PLUS novative solo violin pieces written especially for Concert features Brazilian percussionist and Piotr by composers from around the world. UNF composer Ney Rosauro. Mr. Rosauro will join the Recital Hall UNF Percussion Ensemble in performance of his compositions for a very special evening of great October 27 at 7:30 pm Octubafest Not your music. UNF Robinson Theater dad’s oom pa pa! UNF Recital Hall University of North Florida October 28 at 7:30 pm The Blakemore Trio This 1 UNF Drive captivating and brilliant new ensemble features 620-2878 the great master works of the past and exciting works of today. UNF Recital Hall December 6 at 2 pm & 8 pm 3rd Annual Feast of Carols This 3rd annual holiday event for the com- November 2 at 6 pm UNF Fall Choral Showcase munity features the UNF Chorale, Chamber Sing- Church of the Good Shepherd, 1100 Stockton ers, Brass Ensemble, Chamber Orchestra and ﬁ ne Street guest ensembles from all over Northeast Florida.

November 3 at 7:30 pm Piano Concert Dr. Gary December 20 Yuleslide An annual holiday event Smart will perform works by Beethoven and De- for all trombonists and an opportunity for trom- bussy, and his new Piano Sonata. UNF Recital Hall bone players of all ages and ability levels to come together and perform Christmas songs and carols. November 4 at 7:30 pm UNF Chamber Orches- Rehearsal: 10 am - 12:00 pm & Performance: 1:30 tra This evening of orchestral masterpieces will pm - 2:30 pm. You need to bring an instrument in feature works by Bach and Shostakovich, as well working order, a music stand, festive clothing, and rarely heard pieces by Walton and Wiren. UNF have a good attitude. Music is available at the re- Robinson Theater hearsal. It is included with the $5 registration fee. UNF Fine Arts Center, Room 1420 November 10 at 7:30 pm When Worlds Collide This concert features Dr. Michael Bovenzi on January 15, 2009 at 8 pm Faculty Recital Fea- saxophone. UNF Recital Hall turing Dr. Krzysztof Biernacki (baritone) and Chris- tine Clark (piano). UNF Recital Hall November 12 at 7:30 pm Clarinet Studio Recital Students from the Clarinet Studio of January 20, 2009 at 7:30 pm Violin Concert Fea- Dr. Guy Yehuda will perform. UNF Recital Hall turing Dr. Simon Shiao (violin). UNF Recital Hall

November 17 at 7:30 pm UNF Concert Band UNF Robinson Theater University of North Florida Fine Arts UNF Fine Arts Center, 1 UNF Drive November 18 at 7:30 pm UNF Wind Ensemble 620-2878 unf.edu/fineartscenter & UNF Percussion Ensemble This concert will feature the premiere performance of John November 2 at 3 pm Warsaw Philharmonic with Mackey’s Concerto for Soprano Saxophone and Valentina Lisitsa, Pianist The Warsaw Philhar- Wind Ensemble, and the music of Dave Holliden monic lineage stretches back a century. Maestro and Mark Ford. UNF Robinson Theater Wit, General and Artistic Director, is highly regarded and well known for championing the con- November 24 at 7:30 pm UNF Cummer Fam- temporary music of his countrymen. Ukrainian ily Foundation Chamber Music Series Franz pianist, Valentina Lisitsa, is capturing the atten- Schubert’s Octet masterpiece and more will be tion of audiences throughout the world.

14 OCTOBER 2008 | eu jacksonville monthly Jacksonville Symphony Youth Orchestra

Founded in 1994, the Jacksonville Symphony Youth Orchestra (JSYO) enrolls more than 200 young musicians between the ages of 7 and 22, who are admitted through competitive audi- tions. Participating in the JSYO teaches discipline and teamwork. Young musicians also learn the value of hard work and gain self-conﬁ dence through the polished performances they give. The JSYO not only enriches the lives of their musicians, but also enriches the cultural life of the First Coast community through their many performances and outreach to children’s hospitals, schools, museums and other community organizations and events.

Jacoby Symphony Hall, Times-Union Center, 300 W. Water Street, 354-5547 or toll free (877) 662-673, jaxyouthorchestra.com

Sunday, November 16, 2008 at 5 pm Fall Concert Tickets: $12/Adult, $7/Students

December 14, 2008 at 3 pm Sounds of the Season– JSYO Holiday Concert This annual concert by the Jacksonville Symphony Youth Orchestra Philharmonic has become a holiday favorite for young audiences. Tickets: $15/Adult, $7/Students (General Admission), $20/Adult, $18/Students (Reserved) Ja , Swinging Soul, Big Band & Blues They say that jazz and the blues are America’s original musical forms. Northeast Florida is nationally recognized as having one of the best Jazz communities in the country. You just ain’t learned life if you’ve never heard the blues. We enjoy more blues than most areas, with spectacular festivals and a continual stream of national blues acts stopping in for a fun Florida evening.

FCCJ Artist Series Leo Kottke Widely known for his idiosyncratic Wilson Center for the Arts, 11901 Beach ﬁ nger picking style, Leo Kottke draws on blues, Boulevard jazz and folk music inﬂ uences, for his syncopated, 632-3373 artistseries.fccj.org polyphonic melodies.

January 22, 2009 at 7:30 pm Glenn Miller Or- Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra chestra The world famous Glenn Miller Orchestra Times-Union Center, 300 W. Water Street is considered to be one of the greatest bands of all (unless otherwise noted) 354-5547 or time. The present Glenn Miller Orchestra, reformed (877) 662-6731, jaxsymphony.org in 1956, is the only one that plays the authentic and original arrangements. Don’t miss the opportunity October 3- 4, at 8 pm & October 10 at 11 am In to hear ‘Tuxedo Junction,’ ‘Chattanooga Choo the Key of G - Goodman and Gershwin Celebrate Choo’ and ‘American Patrol.’ the 100th birthday of this legendary American bandleader, known as the “King of Swing,” – the Florida Theatre one and only Benny Goodman! To keep it in G, 128 E. Forsyth Street swing to Gershwin’s ever-popular Rhapsody in Blue 355-2787 or 353-3309 floridatheatre.com with Jacksonville’s very own Scott Watkins.

December 27 at 8 pm Derek Trucks and Susan December 1- 2 at 9 am Swing with the Symphony Tedeschi: Soul Stew Revival Derek Trucks and BRASS This annual sponsorship event kicks off at Susan Tedeschi have combined forces for a new the TPC Stadium course Monday with a golf tour- musical adventure performing as one musical nament. Festivities resume Tuesday with a seated group; Derek Trucks & Susan Tedeschi Soul Stew dinner and symphony Pops concert at the Sawgrass Revival. Fans can expect a mixture of material from Marriott. both artists’ repertoire along with a batch of songs worked up especially for this tour, steeped in blues, January 30- 31, 2009 at 8 pm Ladies of Motown roadhouse rock and American roots. The Soul Stew The soulful ladies of Radiance pay tribute to the Mo- will also feature Derek’s younger brother, 19-year- town and R&B era with the songs of The Supremes, old Duane Trucks on second drum kit. Diana Ross, Aretha Franklin and many more!

January 25, 2009 at 8 pm Flying Saucer Presents » continues on page 16 »

eujacksonville.com | OCTOBER 2008 15 Jacksonville University 2800 University Boulevard N. 256-7345 ju.edu

November 19 at 7:30 pm & April 15, 2009 at 7:30 pm Jazz in the Black Box Come be a part of what has now become a growing tradition. The event will celebrate the ultimate art of musical communication: small group chamber jazz, featuring the JU student jazz ensembles and JU jazz faculty.

The Ritz 829 N. Davis Street 632-5555 ritzlavilla.com

October 4, November 8 & December 6 at 7 pm Ritz Jazz’n Jam Hosted by “Jazz Man” Na’im Rashid. An evening of jazz flavors, smooth sounds and cool people. It’s an experience of relaxing music. Na’im and the Jazz Band welcome you to just listen or bring your instrument or vocals and Jam with the band. Tickets: $10

Thrasher-Horne 283 College Drive, Orange Park 276-6750 thcenter.org

December 6, 2008 7:30 pm Clay County Christmas A premier presentation of music, song and verse with performances by The Clay County Community Band, The Orange Park Chorale, The Manatee Players of Patterson Elementary School, The Orange Park United Methodist Chancel Bell Choir and Inspirations, and the talented Flutist Donna Wissinger.

January 24, 2009 7:30 pm Davis & Dow Great Jazz Divas A multi award-winning Jazz duo, Davis and Dow have chemistry. Together in Great Jazz Divas, this husband-wife musical duo pay tribute to some of the greatest jazz divas in history including Billie Holiday, Peggy Lee, Sarah Vaughan, Carmen McRae, Betty Carter and Ella Fitzgerald.

University of North Florida Venue varies 620-1898 www.unf.edu

October 5 at 5 pm Drums & Percussion Recital UNF Jazz Faculty member Danny Gottlieb will present a performance of solo and duo drum set and percussion works, featuring special guest Beth Gottlieb. Material will include improvisations, and unique “Gottlieb Duo” treatments of percussion literature. Recital Hall

October 9 at 7:30 pm Great American Jazz Series Featuring the University of North Florida Jazz Ensemble I and Dave Douglas on trumpet. Robinson Theater

October 14 at 9:30 am & 11:30 am Swingin’ to the Beat This fun, interactive and informative presentation will have kids boppin’ in their seats and swinging to the beat of America’s original art form- Jazz! From the origins of New Orleans, to the Blues and Big Band Swing, students will learn about the history of jazz in an interactive toe-tapping, finger-snapping program.

November 19 7:30 pm JE1 Plays the Music of JE1 The University of North Florida Jazz Ensem- ble I (JE1) is the flagship ensemble of the pres- tigious University of North Florida Jazz Studies Program, headed by legendary alto saxophonist Bunky Green. Robinson Theater

16 OCTOBER 2008 | eu jacksonville monthly Puccini’s “La Bohème” will be performed January 16th - 25th by the First Coast Opera

Opera Operas are basically musicals on steroids, sung in another language. Everything (or most everything) is sung rather than spoken. That’s bizarre, but there’s reason behind it. Song can express what mere words cannot. Operas are daunting because of the language barrier, but that’s part of what makes them great. Because you aren’t mired down by words, you can simply invest yourself in the emotion of the piece.

Jacksonville University January 16- 25, 2009 Puccini’s La Bohème La Terry Concert Hall, 2800 University Bou- Bohème is the most popular opera in the world. levard N. This version is being directed by renowned opera 256-7345 arts.ju.edu director Don Westwood of Belleayre Festival Opera in New York and Jacksonville Lyric Opera. Pedro October 29 at 7:30 pm JU 24 Italian Songs and Menendez Performing Arts Center, State Road 206, Arias Baritone, Bobb Robinson and Percussion- St. Augustine. ist, Tony Steve explore the history of the ‘24 Italian Songs and Arias’, and present modern interpreta- FCCJ Artist Series tions of the classic vocal works. Times-Union Center 632-3373 artistseries.fccj.org. November 16 at 2:30 pm JU Opera Scenes After an in-depth study of selected operas exploring November 11 at 7:30 pm Carmen Bizet’s Car- movement, acting, and the works within their men is set in Seville in the mid-19th Century where cultural context, students present an entertaining soldier Don Jose falls in love with the beautiful exploration of the operatic world through the eyes Carmen, a free spirited gypsy and his obsession - and the voices - of tomorrow’s stars. with her leads to a crime of passion. Times-Union Center, 300 W. Water Street First Coast Opera Venue varies UNF Opera 417-5555 firstcoastopera.com Robinson Theater, 1 UNF Drive 620-2878 unfopera.com October 10, 11, 17 & 18 at 8 pm Cabaret Espa- ñol: A Night of Spanish and Latin Music, Food October 4- 5 at 8 pm Giacomo Puccini’s Suor and Fun Featuring opera from Carmen, Zarzuela Angelica This opera set in a little convent tells the (Spanish operetta) and Latin standards like ‘Besa- story of unfulﬁ lled desires of great anguish and and me Mucho,’ ‘Girl From Ipanema’ and ‘Papa Loves realizing the sin of suicide. Mambo.’ Patrons will be seated at tables and enjoy Spanish tapas, desserts and coffee, all included in their ticket price. First Mark Lance Armory, 190 San Marco Ave., St. Augustine » continues on page 18 »

eujacksonville.com | OCTOBER 2008 17 “ Cinderella” an ice ballet will October 3 at 10 am Vote? It’s Election Day 2008. October 16 at 10 am & 12 pm Harry the Dirty Dog be performed at the UNF Fine Eighteen-year-old Nicole Harrison registered to vote Harry has everything a little white dog with black Arts Center December 11th when she got her driver’s license, but has no inten- spots could want. There’s just one problem: he tion of casting a ballot today. Why bother? As her hates taking baths. He hates them so much, in fact, friend argues about the need to voice an opinion, that one morning he runs away. After a wonderful Nicole suddenly slips back through time, standing day spent playing in the dirt, Harry gets so grubby beside women, minorities and young people all de- that he turns into a little black dog with white spot manding and claiming their rights. Recommended and returns home to ﬁ nd that his family doesn’t for grades 6 and up. Tickets: $8 recognize him!

October 10 at 10:30 am & 7 pm Phantom Toll- October 24 at 10 am & 12 pm Vote? A young girl booth Norton Juster’s beloved children’s book is slips back through time, standing beside women, given full musical treatment in this acclaimed stage minorities and young people all demanding and version of the modern tale of a boy who must save claiming their rights to vote. the princesses Rhyme and Reason and reunite the brother Kings who rule over the cities of Dictionop- November 14 at 10 am & 12 pm If You Give A Pig olis and Digitopolis. Aided by a trusty time-keeping A Pancake and Other Story Books These mini- dog, our hero Milo successfully brings harmony to musicals based on popular kids’ books include, the Land of Wisdom and learns many things about “If You Give A Pig a Pancake,” “Ruby Mae Has words and numbers along his journey. Recom- Something to Say,” “Diary of a Worm,” ”Fluffy the mended for ages 9 and up, and grades 4 and up. Classroom Guinea Pig,” “How I Became a Pirate,” Tickets: $10 “Lilly’s Big Day,” “The Paper Bag Princess” and “Horace & Morris But Mostly Dolores.” [You can November 14 at 7:30 pm & November 15 at 3 pm also see this show at the St. Augustine Amphithe- Annie The timeless tale of Little Orphan Annie is atre on November 13 at 10 am] back, giving a whole new generation the chance to experience this classic musical about never giving November 17 at 10 am & 12 pm Seussical! up hope. Adapted from the Broadway version especially for young audiences the show features the Cat in the University of North Florida Hat is the host and emcee in this romp through the 1 UNF Drive 620-2878 unf.edu/ Seuss classics. fineartscenter/performances

Walk with the dinosaurs November 26th - 30th at the F Family, Veterans Memorial Arena Kids & Tî ns The best way perpetuate culture is to expose it to our children. The joy of experiencing a performance by real people never ceases to enthrall kids. Many of our local theatres develop special programs designed to share their craft with younger audiences.

FCCJ Artist Series Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra 632-3373, artistseries.fccj.org Jacoby Symphony Hall, Times-Union Center, 300 W. Water Street November 26-30 Walking With Dinosaurs Be 354-5547 or (877) 662-6731 December 11 at 7:30 pm Cinderella Once December 12 at 10 am & 12 pm Amber Brown is amazed and thrilled as the greatest creatures ever jaxsymphony.org again, in a unique combination of art and en- Not a Crayon Amber Brown and Justin are best to walk the earth return before your eyes. The tertainment, the internationally acclaimed St. friends. But when Justin fi nds out that he is moving award-winning BBC TV series Walking with Dino- October 26, 2008 at 3 pm Symphonic Spook- Petersburg State Ice Ballet brings one of the away, everything begins to change. Times-Union saurs comes to life in a stunning theatrical event. tacular – The Legend of Sleepy Hollow The JSO world’s favorite fairy tales to life in a lavish ice Center Jacksonville Veterans Memorial Arena (300 A. will haunt the symphony house with The Legend of ballet with stunning scenic backdrops and fabu- Philip Randolph Blvd.) Sleepy Hollow and more thrills and chills. Bring the lous costumes. Make this your family holiday January 14 at 10 am & 12 pm I Can Be Anything: kids in their favorite costumes and arrive early to outing! The Simple Machine Musical You may already Florida Theatre play Halloween games before the concert. Pre-con- know that the Inclined Plane, Lever, Wedge, Pulley, 128 E Forsyth Street cert activities at 2 pm Theatreworks and Wheel and Axle are the six basic mechanical 355-2787 or 353-3309,floridatheatre.com Florida Theatre, 128 E. Forsyth Street devices used to make work easier. But did you January 11, 2009 at 3 pm Let’s Dance! Boogie- (unless otherwise noted) know they sing? Explore the fascinating world of January 31, 2009 7:30 pm Michel Lauziere A woogie, prance and have a waltzing good time 353-3500 theatreworksjax.com simple machines as all six discover the magical combination of inventor, acrobat, comedian and seeing local dancers strut their stuff on stage. The power of individuality and the infi nite potential of musician rolled into one charismatic “Master of orchestra becomes one big dance bang that can October 6 at 10 am & 12 pm The Mystery of teamwork. FCCJ Wilson Center unusual comedy.” From entering his famous huge lead a great ballet, jive to the lively tunes of swing King Tut Keep students riveted with intrigue, balloon to playing classical music with his unique and more! Pre-concert activities at 2 pm treasure and a genuine historical mystery. It tells January 20 at 10 am & 12 pm The Rainbow Fish horn suit, or playing popular themes with water the stories of Tutankhamen, the “boy king” who For Rainbow Fish, the most beautiful fi sh in the sea, guns, dishes or absolutely anything he can fi nd, Thrasher-Horne ruled Egypt in the 14th century B.C., and Howard sharing doesn’t come so easily. What will happen Michel Lauziere reveals some of the most original 283 College Drive, Orange Park Carter, the archeologist who made him famous by if she refuses to share her silvery scales with her and unique sight gags ever performed. 276-6750 thcenter.org discovering his tomb in 1922. best friend?

18 OCTOBER 2008 | eu jacksonville monthly october family events netscapades October 4 Nigeria’s 48th Independence Day Celebration Engaging youths in leadership, by brenton crozier commitment and service, the Association of Nigerians in Jacksonville (ANJ) invites you to join them in the celebration of Nigerian Indepen- october is for eating edition dence Day at the Southside Women’s Club on Beach Blvd. 7 pm. – Midnight. Evening will in- October is largely associated clude cultural dances including masquerade, show case of ethnic cuisine, and more, music, dancing, raffl e with Halloween, the ushering in prizes and and more. Admission: $10.00 (ten dollars) per person and $20.00 (twenty dollars) per couple. of autumn, Columbus Day if your Info: (904)-399-8533 city or town is not overtly politi- October 4 & 5, 11 am to 5 pm Home & Patio Kids Zone The cally correct, and in these parts, semi-annual Home Show will feature vendor booths, infor- the Florida vs. Georgia game. All mational seminars, demonstrations and more. The Jax4Kids. great things, granted, but allow com Kids Zone will feature cool science experiments with me to expand your October hori- certifi ed Mad Scientists. Come take the stage and play with zons. For example, the 2nd is the Max Level’s Rock Star Studios for hands-on fun with a wide International Day of Non-Violence, variety of rock and pop instruments. Prime Osborne Conven- the 5th is International World photo from simplybreakfast.blogspot.com tion Center, 630-4000 Teachers’ Day and the second Monday of the month is Thanksgiving in Canada. Okay, wow, those days are way too boring October 5, 8:15 pm Jacksonville Jaguars vs. Pittsburgh for me too. Steelers Single game tickets start at $50. Jacksonville Mu- nicipal Stadium, 633-2000 I was surprised and far more interested to learn that October 16th is World Food Day. It was founded by the Food and Agriculture Organization of the United Nations. This day is given October 11, 9 am to 1 pm National College Fair of Jack- a different theme every year highlighting such matters as social justice, hunger and famine sonville A local opportunity for students and their parents to and biodiversity. Sure these are interesting issues, but my attention was immediately shifted meet representatives from colleges and universities. Admis- to how much I love food, love eating and even love looking at food. I often fi nd myself in a sion is free. Parking is $5 per vehicle. Prime Osborne Conven- trance as I watch the talented chefs put their culinary prowess to work to create epicurean Meet Jason Earles Ocotber 19th tion Center, 630-4000 delights. There are a number of fantastic food sites. From the completely haute gourmet to the October 11 Have a tail-wagging good time outside in the cool fall weather at Dogtoberfest. Dogtoberfest best of carnival fare, you can fi nd something for your palate. The following are some sites that Entering its fi fth year, this event features a costume contest, canine carnival, and fundraising trick-or-treat walk for you and your furry canine companion. Have fun with your pets while raising money for vital spay/ I enjoy aesthetically, for some clever writing and accessible recipes. neuter programs, and to help build First Coast No More Homeless Pets’ new clinic. Metropolitan Park on the St. John’s River from 9am - 2pm. www.fi rstgiving.com/dogtoberfest bitten.blogs.nytimes.com

October 11 Redneck Olympics Day Games include pie eating, apple bobbing, corn shucking and shelling, Bitten, written by Mark Bittman, presents a wide range of gourmet and common fare. The sack races, pedal cart races, post hole digging, cow chip toss and more. Conner’s A-Maize-ing Acres, articles are written conversationally, never pretentiously or overly urbane and are somehow 19620 CR 121, Hilliard, 879-5453 always sublime . . . this guy is even able to make a description of Panna Cotta pleasantly poetic. From the challenges of ﬁ nding pears in their ideal state to a fabulous recipe for spinach October 13 Columbus Day Celebrate world explorer Christopher Columbus by learning about maps, navi- pancakes, the articles are enjoyable for everyone and a perfect starting point for a budding gation and more through hands-on activities. MOSH, 396-7062 culinary enthusiast or anybody looking to raise the quality of their cuisine.

October 18, 1 pm to 5 pm 7th Annual Pig Pickin’ The Discovery Circle is hosting the 7th Annual Pig Pickin’ to beneﬁ t Ronald McDonald House Charities of Jacksonville. Everyone is invited to join this ode to simplybreakfast.blogspot.com pork featuring live music, South Carolina BBQ, lawn games, televised college football and more! St. Joe My favorite meal of the day is breakfast and I am completely enamored with this site which Company Lawn, 245 Riverside Ave., 807-4669 imparts the art of breakfast in image only. Oddly hypnotic, these top-quality photos depict delicious morning meals that range from hot coffee, egg whites, black beans and tomatillo October 18, 10 am to 4 pm Art in the Park Interactive art, crafts, entertainment, storytelling, contests, painting and more. Northbank Riverwalk, 630-3541 salsa to fresh berries and peanut butter toast with honey. Call me crazy for loving a website completely devoted to photographs of breakfast, but never call me late for, well, breakfast. October 18 Buddy Walk Take my hand and walk with me. Together we will make a difference. Buddy Walks are creating positive awareness, increasing visibility of people with Down syndrome, strengthening collaborations between local support groups and organizations, and building connections between fami- foodgawker.com lies. Seawalk Pavilion, Jacksonville Beach, 353-6300 Food Gawker is a feast for the eyes and is guaranteed to make you hungry. It is all about brilliant photos and easy-to-follow recipes. Upon clicking on the gourmet indulgence that you’re October 18, 3 pm to 8 pm 4th Annual Halloween Doors and More 4th Annual Halloween event to raise drawn to, you are routed to a charming story that depicts that author’s path to the particular money for Community PedsCare. Event features include trick or treating, activities for children, perfor- dish and of course, an easy-to-follow recipe. Barbecued Salmon Panini, eggplant roasted in mances, attractions and more. Tickets: $100/adults, $50/children under 12, free/children under 2. Jack- a sweet pomegranate glaze, orange marmalade coffee cake . . . you’ve got to be kidding me. sonville Fairgrounds My usual bowl of cereal for dinner is sounding pretty sad. October 19, 6 pm to 8 pm Acoustic Nights Grab your blanket and chairs! Pack a picnic supper and come to Bull Park to enjoy the Sunday evening concerts outdoors. This is the last concert of the season. Bull jenyu.net/blog - use real butter Park, Ocean Blvd., 247-5828 You’ll notice a reoccurring theme – great photography, clever narratives and simple recipes. Use Real Butter is no exception, and offers a picture-by-picture explanation of the steps in October 19, 11 am to 5 pm Meet Hannah Montana’s Brother Meet and greet actor Jason Earles, who portrays Miley Cryus’ older brother on the popular Hannah Montana TV series. He’ll answer questions and cooking and baking numerous decadent creations. Recipes include a large number of vegetar- share behind-the-scenes dish. Part of the Southern Women’s Show. Admission: $8/advance, $9/at the ian dishes and unbelievable comfort foods. door, $5/children 6-12 years. Prime Osborne Convention Center, 630-4000 Perhaps you are like me, a fan of these sites, shows, maybe even magazines, but not October 26, 4:05 pm Jacksonville Jaguars vs. Cleveland Browns Single game tickets start at $50. Jack- quite yet a participant. I would rather have someone cook for me, but somehow classify my- sonville Municipal Stadium, 633-2000 self as an epicurean enthusiast. You don’t have to be a football player to enjoy a great game on the gridiron, so go ahead, enjoy with your eyes and mind and convince someone more October 29 - November 9 Advance tickets are available online at a 20% dis- Greater Jacksonville Fair willing to do the hard work. count through October 28. Express Pass - Good for 1 Admission and 1 Ride Wristband - All for $25. Jack- sonville Fairgrounds, 353-0535

eujacksonville.com | OCTOBER 2008 19 ﬁ ghting the good ﬁ ght

Breast Cancer Awareness on

the First Coast by katherine stevens

The leaves are changing color, the wind is picking up and the First Coast is getting ready to kick breast cancer to the curb. For over two decades October has come to represent “Breast Cancer Awareness Month.” And with a little help from our community, North Florida is becoming more and more aware of this life-changing diag- nosis. It’s not something you can plan for. It’s not something you expect can happen to you. But the truth is, an estimated 175,000 woman are diagnosed with breast cancer each year. And according to the American Cancer Society, approximately 40,460 women died from breast cancer last year alone. Only lung cancer accounts for more cancer deaths in women. Here in the Sunshine State we have our own staggering statistics. Did you know that breast cancer is the most common cancer diagnosed among women in Florida? The American Cancer Society estimates that there will be 11,850 new cases of invasive breast cancer in Florida during 2008 and about 2,760 women will die from the disease. Those aren’t just numbers- they’re friends, sisters, mothers. And these statistics hit close to home for many families in our community. So, as we enter October, Northeast Florida is opening many doors of opportunity for the First Coast! There are fundraisers, special events and projects throughout Jacksonville to help fi ght for a cure. The American Cancer Society (ACS) has been fi ghting the battle against breast cancer (specifi cally) since 1972. They’ve raised over $323 million, more than any other voluntary public health organization. Their premier event is Making Strides Against Breast Cancer, a 5k walk in three different sides of town: Orange Park, Downtown and the Beaches. In Florida alone last year, 35,000 walkers raised more than $3.1 million to fund this fi ght. Talk about a lot of action! This year the walk will be held on Saturday, October 11th and will start at 9 am in all 3 locations. On more than a national scale, there are people at home fi ghting too! As a Jacksonvillian, you’d probably be hard-pressed to fi nd anyone in the area who doesn’t know Donna Deegan. As one of the head anchors for First Coast News, she’s been a friendly face in local television for years. In 1999, with microphone in hand, she opened up to our community about her unexpected news: she had stage 1 breast cancer. “We’re not always as aware of these things,” she says, “until we have to face them ourselves.” Through her struggles she spoke to countless numbers of women in the community fi ghting the same fi ght, but with more (fi nancial) odds stacked against them. So, in 2003, Ms. Deegan started The Donna Foundation with the mission statement, “Caring for Women Living With Breast Cancer.” The goal of the foundation is to provide temporary fi nancial support for women who are in active treatment for breast cancer, a “safety net” of sorts. Donna Deegan Julie Terrazzano, the Director for The Donna Foundation, says “We focus on the recipient that falls between the cracks and may be living paycheck to paycheck. Imagine a two-income family losing one of those paychecks for six to eight months. It becomes fi nancially devastating.” The Donna Foundation is pumped up for this month. Along with creative workshops, the foundation is spon- soring a Carnival Cruise to the Bahamas. They’re also celebrating the 2nd anniversary of the Think Pink Fundrais- er, an event that raised over $10,000 last year. The event will be held at the Sawgrass Golf Resort in Ponte Vedra Beach on Wednesday October 22nd. Jeannie Blaylock is another familiar face in local news and breast cancer prevention. Her 16-year-running “Buddy Check 12” encouraged women to overcome breast cancer with early detection. In fact, Ms. Blaylock is the fi rst person in Jacksonville to win a Peabody Award due to her contribution to this great cause. Now she’s starting a new forefront in breast cancer awareness. The new project is called the “Mammogram Hotline.” It’s a way to help every woman on the First Coast get a mammogram, even if they can’t afford one. All of the proceeds are going to the Komen for the Cure foundation (the ones who brought us The Race for the Cure), who will put the money into grants for free mammograms. Episcopal High School’s volleyball team is just one group getting involved, having already raised over $1,000 (which means 10 free mammograms).

20 OCTOBER 2008 | eu jacksonville monthly Episcopal High School volleyball team raising money for the “mammogram hotline”

Since the hotline started, Ms. Blaylock has heard from 10 to 12 people within the last week alone whose initial breast cancer has spread to other parts of their body. No insurance and no funds are the big excuses. One woman, Zelena, saw it spread to her spine and become stage 4 cancer. Something that could’ve been diagnosed early has turned into what could be a death sentence. But it’s not just money that people can offer to help fi nd a cure- time can go a long way! The Race for the Cure has slowly become a staple in Jacksonville, and this year it’s celebrating its 14th anniversary. Last year their goal was to have 6,000 participants and to raise $300,000. About 6,380 actually participated and they well-ex- ceeded the $300,000 mark. It shows the true altruistic spirit that Jacksonvillians encompass. This year the 2008 North Florida Race for the Cure will be held on Saturday, October 18th at Metropolitan Park. The American Cancer Society says that detecting breast cancer early, at its most treatable stage, can mean the difference between life and death. So, what can you do to stay on the track to prevention? The number one check-off would be your yearly mammogram. ACS recommends that all women 40 and older get a mammogram every year, and they offer “mammogram reminders,” an email reminding you to sign-up for your yearly mammogram (you can visit: cancer.org/mammogramreminder). Another tool is going straight to the source. Got questions? ACS has 24/7/365 access to free cancer information and support at 1-800-ACS-2345 and cancer.org. Just think, keeping informed could help save a life. For more information on getting involved this month visit: The American Cancer Society (cancer.org); The Donna Foundation (donnahickenfoundation.org); Mammogram Hotline (fi rstcoastnews.com); Race for the Cure (komennorthfl orida.org).

October 4 Pink Ribbon Symposium The First Annual Pink Ribbon Symposium will be held from 8 am to noon at the Thrasher-Horne Center in Orange Park. The goal is to educate and inform women in Northeast Florida about breast cancer and related health and wellbeing issues. 538-4484 or pinkribbonsymposium.org

October 11 Making Strides Against Breast Cancer 5K Walk This noncompetitive, inspirational event raises awareness and funds to ﬁ ght breast cancer and provides hope to all people facing the disease. This year our three area Making Strides Against Breast Cancer walks will be held on Saturday, October 11th at 9 am. The Duval walk will be in San Marco Square, the Orange Park walk will be at Orange Park Kennel Club and the Beaches event will be at the Sea Walk Pavilion. If anyone is interested in joining the walks or being a sponsor, they can register at the American Cancer Society’s websites: Makingstrides.acsevents.org/downtownjackson- ville, call 391-3607 or email [email protected]; Makingstrides.acsevents.org/or- angepark, call 264-6039 ext. 114 or email [email protected]; Makingstrides.acsevents. org/ﬁ rstcoastbeaches, call 249-0022 ext. 114 or email [email protected].

October 9-13 Cruise for a Cure This 4-night cruise will be on the Carnival Cruise Line ship Fascination and will beneﬁ t The Donna Foundation. For more information call 1-866-499-4074 or email [email protected].

October 18 Cancer Awareness Masquerade Enjoy an evening ﬁ lled with mystique, entertainment and good company all in support of a cure. All proceeds will be donated to beneﬁ t the First Mammogram Hotline for the First Coast. Poolside at Melrose StudentSuites (3601 Kernan Blvd. S.) at 8 pm. Tickets: $10/General Admission $5/Students (with a valid i.d.). R.S.V.P at [email protected] or call 564-6400. Donations are welcome and should be made payable to: The SUSAN G. KOMEN FOUNDATION

October 22 Think Pink Fundraiser This event will feature an exceptional reception prepared by Executive Chef Brett Smith, sparkling beverages and an incredible silent auction specially created to beneﬁ t The Donna Foundation. Don’t forget to wear pink! Tickets are $50 at the door. The Spa at Sawgrass Golf Resort (1000 PGA Tour Blvd., Ponte Vedra Beach), 7 pm – 9 pm. Call 373-2099 by October 20 for reservations.

eujacksonville.com | OCTOBER 2008 21 happy whore-a-ween!

Why give in to the temptation of dressing like a submissive whore on the one day the living and dead mingle? Ladies, my goal is to inspire you to choose a sexy and powerful image to display during your Hollow’s Eve gathering. So I’ve come up with a few ideas that blow the a greener u “servant maid” and “innocent school girl” out of the water. By the way - I’m not the only one who’s noticed this tendency to over-saturate this holiday with slutty, high-cut, girly costumes. Comedian Jim Gaffi gan says Halloween is his favor- Greener Greens by jennifer mccharen ite holiday and not just because, “women use it as an excuse to dress like prostitutes.” “‘I’m a witch!’… If she was a hooker,” he jokes. Just west of I-295, broccoli and brussels sprout seedlings are getting ready for transplant. Once they have four true leaves they’ll be moved into the fi eld here at Down to Earth Farm. My point is that women can be dominant, powerful and sexy. Oh, yeah, and where are Sixty days later, if everything goes according to plan, they’ll be ready to harvest. the Fabio and sexy-male-nurse costumes? Oh, wait, there aren’t any. I’m just talkin’ about an Of course, working a brand-new organic farm (not certifi ed), Brian Lapinski and his equal playing fi eld, ladies, and it starts with how you portray yourself. seedlings are somewhat at the mercy of the four winds, and the occasionally drenching rains they bring. “Two inches is considered a leaching rain,” he says, looking out over a puddled #1 the female dominatrix fi eld. “That basically means all the nutrients, all the manure we’ve put in so far, have probably What’s more powerful than a woman with a whip and the know-how to use it? This costume needs washed away.” The sandy soil on the farm, which is slowly being improved with organic mate- preferably skin-tight black pants, leggings or a skirt. You can even wear black tights with a minimal piece rial, cover crops and manure, drains very quickly. of material to cover your sweet spots. A corset works for the top half, but a really tight spandex-y shirt or Brian and Kristin Lapinski are part of a new generation of farmers, working to feed their dark colored bathing suit top can also get the job done. A heel or boot is a defi nite must. And as with any community high-quality, locally and organically produced food. In Jacksonville, a city without costume, accessories pull it all together. Whips, ropes, leashes or anything that can be used to beat some much local-food infrastructure, that makes them very popular amongst a contingent of pas- ass are encouraged. If you can round up a willing male participant, you have the potential to turn some sionate locavores. heads and complete this costume. Put your guy-friend or girl – but I recommend using a man – in a collar If you want to join the club, head out to the Beaches Green Market, held on Saturday from and you’ll be able to dominate the entire night. 2-5 pm at Jarboe Park in Neptune Beach. Down to Earth Farm isn’t harvesting yet, but other local growers, artists and farmers are selling their wares. #2 oprah For those who are a little conservative in the sexy department, an Oprah costume may be the right fi t. As the weather cools, expect more and more produce at the market. As founder Gretchen And there are many years of Oprah to choose from. Anything from a skirt, business-attire suit to an 80s-in- Ferrell explains, “Local crops are spared from the all-too-intense Florida summertime heat spired jogging suit. This costume absolutely needs an afro or dark-colored wig. And if you already have the and they start producing again. That means abundance at the farmer’s market! It is just the hair for it - even better. Some gaudy jewelry, a book with the ‘Oprah’s book club’ seal, a microphone and beginning of this wonderful season that leads into an even more wondrous winter full of salad Obama-related gear are a few accessory ideas. And you could carry around a bag full of free give-away greens and broccoli.” items like candy and old stuffed-animals. But make sure to embody Oprah’s strong, confi dent and inquisi- If veggies aren’t enough to fi ll your shopping basket, pick up some delicious, grass-fed, tive personality. Work it like you own it! local beef from Ashlin Farms. Just a few miles west of the Lapinskis, Ashley Bailey and his wife Lindsey are raising black and red angus beef on 32 acres of gently rolling pasture. #3 hot zombie One of the best ways to start eating closer to home is to start a garden yourself. To learn How much more powerful can you get than a woman who can’t be stopped? Well, only if you de- stroy her brain … but that’s beside the point. This costume can be executed throughout varying degrees. how, or to view a truly inspiring example, contact the Urban Garden Center, part of the Duval The main idea to keep in mind is “back from the dead.” So if you have an old cheerleading outfi t, soccer County Agricultural Extension offi ce. Out on Commonwealth Road just past McDuff Avenue, uniform or maybe an outrageous prom dress, you can tweak them all to look old, dirty and tattered. Begin Mary Puckett manages a demonstration garden and teaches gardeners how to grow vegeta- the ripping, tearing and smearing of dirt to look like you’ve just arisen. Pale skin is very important for this bles. costume so bust out the powder that’s fi ve shades too light for your skin. Accentuate dark circles around While Jacksonville is still a diffi cult place to eat locally, there are delicious options crop- your eyes. Some red make-up at the corners of your mouth will pull this fl esh-eating zombie idea together. ping up (sorry). Nationwide, the increasing attention to local foods is rapidly creating markets, It might also help to create an area on your body or clothes that looks like a wound. And hey, who doesn’t and making it possible for more people to return to the land. want to go around biting people all night? How does eating locally make your life greener? Eating locally can utilize fewer fossil fuels in production and transport, of course, but the true benefi ts are deeper. Engaging in the pro- #4 super female cess of growing food connects you to the place, the soil and the seasons that you call home. Basically just create your own superhero. This can be a combination of random clothing items mis- matched to develop the superhero you’ve always had inside. You can buy some cheap felt at a craft store How can you ignore environmental degradation when you know what careful stewardship and cut it into shapes or letters. Then stitch or superglue it to a shirt or cape to identify your powerful hero tastes like? creation. One year I made a ‘super female’ costume. I cut a piece of felt to look like the superman symbol, The experience of delicious and beautiful food from your home soil is radical. It can show then stitched it to a shirt. I used old fairy wings and some stripped stockings to complete the look. And you the beauty and fragility of the earth. It is an increased sensitivity to the environment, which throughout the night I randomly blew glitter on people. Just use your own creativity! can lead to other green-shifts in behavior. That is the most important reason to pay attention to local food. If you’re tight on cash, like most of us working poor, I have two words for you: Thrift For more information, contact: Stores. You should be able to put a costume together for not much money. In these uncertain Down to Earth Farm : [email protected] and turbulent times it’s important to be able to relax and have some fun. And what better way Ashlin Farms : [email protected] than dressing in disguise with some friends? Beaches Green Market : [email protected] But remember to choose a powerful image. Become the bad cop or dangerous doctor, Mary Puckett : [email protected] instead of the secretary or subservient nurse. Take control as a lady pirate complete with eye patch and peg leg. Make it your own.

22 OCTOBER 2008 | eu jacksonville monthly competition with each other. If, however, you have both, but do not have it mounted above the ﬁ replace we need to make a decision. I would lean in favor of the television wall being the focal point as most people tend to gather round the television for movies and shows. We will thus build the room. Imagine a square. We all know it has four sides. Well, we are placing this imaginary square in our living room and on one of the lines we are placing the television.

Ketterman Photography Ketterman Directly across from that line we are going to place the sofa/couch (it is our longest piece of furniture and will balance out the focal point) - we can call that line two. We now have the fi replace either to our left or right if we are sitting on the couch. In essence, the fi replace is now on line three. That leaves us one line to complete our square. On line four, place two matching chairs if you have it or a love seat. If you have neither, perhaps you have two stools, two large pillows, or the Pierson twins. I don’t really care, just get two items that look the same to complete the picture. If you choose to make the fi replace the focal point, then the television would be on the left or right if we are sitting on the couch. Make sense? If not, consult Jack and start again with sentence fi ve, paragraph two. With this furniture placement begin to insert smaller pieces of furniture, accessories and lighting. Maybe a small table between the pair of chairs? The coffee table in front of the couch is a no-brainer so maybe take a risk; if it’s a rectangle, run it “long” ways toward the television. But be careful what you put back into the room. Be spare. Try to keep it minimal and clean. I can hear you now, “Great, Design Dude, but now I have a pile of furniture and accessories that were in the room. What do I do with them?!” Read on my brother, read on. In an effort to do our part for the “green” movement we are going to place these items into consignment. What’s “green” about that you ask? Think “renewable” man and what color is money? Riiiiight... So before you get all nutted up thinking this consignment thing is going to be a hassle, it is as simple as three steps:

1. Take a picture of the item, then email it. Or print it out and take it to Encore Decor. 2. Drop the item off or have their truck pick it up. 3. When it sells they send you a check.

Encore Decor notes from the www.encoredecorfl .com 10830 San Jose Boulevard 880-8448 Store Hours: Monday - Saturday 10 - 7 / Sunday 12 - 5 bachelor pad Now, if you want to just list the item on craigslist.org, that’s fi ne. Just keep in mind that you often get a much better price for your item through consigning and you don’t have strangers walking through your place. Regardless, in these tough economic times, scaling down and bringing cash in is the smartest thing by troy spurlin we can do. Oh and dude, remember that account called, “Savings?” Put the check from Encore Decor in it and leave it there! Just think, your engine could be next! “The sky is falling!, The sky is falling!,” warned Henny Penny. Dudes, I think that damn chicken may be right! Face it, our economy is in the gutter and my bank account ain’t fairing much better. Add to that, I www.troyspurlin.com am turning forty in fi ve months, trying to keep my head above water during my fi rst year in business, and my car’s engine just died to the tune of fi ve thousand dollars. I am not a happy guy. So with that said and my article due, here I sit at the Mac wondering how in the hell I can advise anyone to spend money on their pad. Well, the bottom line is: don’t! Do not hit the thrift store(s), do not hit Homegoods, and by all means do not make ANY major purchase(s). Put down the credit card, man! In fact, put it out of reach - forget you have it. Hang on to your cash until we know what the hell is going on with our treasury. Seriously! Gentle- men, what we need to do right now is focus on NO COST design. Thank you, Mr. Bush... Asshole. But fi rst, we need libation. A “how-you-gonna-pay-this-month’s-rent-I-feel-like-a-loser” libation. Well my brothers, there is but one answer; Jack on the Rocks with a little vi-kee garnish. There now, isn’t that better?! With drink in hand, lets do a walk-through of the pad. When you walk into the living room what is the focal point (Dude, a focal point is the fi rst wall you see upon entering a room, or the wall facing the room’s dominant fl ow of traffi c)? Generally, the focal point in most people’s homes is either the wall that the television or the fi replace is on. Although with fl at screen televisions now being mounted above the fi replace the two are no longer in

eujacksonville.com | OCTOBER 2008 23 new tv superlatives

Success in the TV business is, like high school, one giant popularity contest: the series with the best ratings always wins. In honor of this sad but true fact, we decided it would be ﬁ tting to award this fall’s new shows with superlatives. Which new network shows will be social butterﬂ ies and which are doomed outcasts? Read on to see our predictions. by kellie abrahamson

Best New Comedy [by default]: Worst Week (Mondays on CBS) My money for the true winner of this award is Aussie import Kath & Kim but because NBC has yet to share its upcoming pilots with the media due to reshoots, recasting and other excuses, we have to award Best New Comedy to CBS’s Worst Week. An adaptation of a British sitcom, the series centers on a tragically unlucky man (Kyle Bornheimer) desperate to get in the good graces of his future in-laws (Kurtwood Smith and Nancy Lenehan). The poor guy simply can’t do anything right, resulting in one wacky mishap after another. The show is absolutely amusing but after doing everything from arriving wearing only a makeshift diaper to setting ﬁ re to a priceless portrait of his father-in-law to be, one has to wonder how much more trouble our hero can get into and if audiences will ﬁ nd all that fumbling funny each week. Only time will tell.

Best New Drama: The Mentalist (Tuesday on CBS) The Mentalist is like a grown-up version of USA’s comedy Psych. Patrick Jane (Simon Barker) is an FBI agent who used to be sort of sketchy himself. Before joining the Bureau he used his unusually height- ened powers of perception to pose as a psychic and swindle people. With most of that behind him, Jane now uses his ability to catch bad guys and is after one in particular: the man who brutally murdered his family. The Mentalist is the perfect combination of drama, action and comedy and certainly qualiﬁ es as must-see TV.

Most Likely to Succeed: 90210 (Tuesdays on the CW) This contemporary spin-off of our favorite teen soap is not the best new show to hit airwaves but there’s no doubt it will stick around for some time. 90210 is a perfect blend of nostalgia and rich-kids- The Mentalist gone-wild edge. It’s Gossip Girl but replace swanky New York clubs with the Peach Pit and make the entire cast the perfect shade of sun-kissed bronze. Teens will eat this show up and 20- and 30-somethings will tune in to get more dirt about what happened to the original characters after the original show signed off. unexplainable events. These phenomena are known as “the pattern” and are linked to the work of a mad It’s not great TV but 90210 is already a fan favorite and will likely stay that way for years to come. scientist (John Noble) who is enlisted to help make sense of it all. Because of his father’s deteriorated mental state, his skeptical son (Joshua Jackson) comes along for the ride. The premise is a good one and Most Likely to Fail: Do Not Disturb (Wednesdays on Fox) the cast is great but thus far the episodes have not lived up to the hype. Each has been unnecessarily con- I am puzzled by Fox. A few years back they were airing Arrested Development, an award-winning voluted, riddled with plot holes and slow going. With a few tweaks Fringe could be just as good as Lost or comedy that lacked a huge audience but was a critical success and could easily be called one of the fun- Alias. Let’s hope they fi x this sci-fi drama before the audience gets tired of waiting. niest shows of my generation. Fast forward two years and the network that had the guts to air one of TV’s most brilliant comedies brings us Do Not Disturb, hands down the most clichéd, yawn-inducing series Most Likely to Be Unjustly Cancelled: Easy Money (Sundays on the CW) of the year. This “sitcom” about the employees of a posh hotel lacks depth, class and, most importantly, Easy Money is about a tight-knit family who runs a successful short-term loan company. Oldest son laughs. There’s no doubt this one will be the most likely to be axed. [Update: As expected, Do Not Disturb Morgan (Jeff Hephner) is the glue that holds the family and the business together. But Morgan has bigger met it’s maker soon after this article was written. Good luck next time, Fox.] dreams than the ones his small town has to offer and soon becomes embroiled in a mystery that could change his life forever. The series stars Laurie Metcalf, Katie Lowes and Jay Ferguson and is well-written Most Unrealized Potential: Fringe (Tuesdays on Fox) and engrossing from the onset. Easy Money is a mature look at real people with real problems and it could We know J.J. Abrams is capable of great things (Lost, anyone?) but his latest series Fringe misses be diffi cult to fi nd an audience that will appreciate it at this particular network. I’ll be keeping my fi ngers the mark. Fringe revolves around an FBI agent (Anna Torv) tasked with looking into a series of seemingly crossed for the fate of this one.

E! The Girls Next Door (returns October 5) SHOWTIME Californication (returned September FX The Shield (returned September 2), Sons of 28) new cable tv (fall 2008) Anarchy (NEW SERIES- premiered September 3), Dexter (returned September 28) It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (returned Septem- Those blessed with cable will ﬁ nd themselves overwhelmed with options this fall. ber 18), Testees (NEW SERIES- premieres October STARZ Crash (NEW SERIES- premiered October 9), Nip/Tuck (returns November 2008) 17) Here’s a look at the new and returning shows hitting the airwaves this season. HBO True Blood (NEW SERIES- premiered Sep- TBS Frank TV (returns October 21) A&E Parking Wars (returns October 8), The Rook- premieres October 1), Tim Gunn’s Guide to Style tember 7). Entourage (returned September 7), Little ies (NEW SERIES- premieres October 21) (NEW SERIES- premieres October 2) Britain (NEW SERIES- premiered September 28), TLC Over Designed (NEW SERIES- premiered The Life & Times of Tim (NEW SERIES- premiered September 20), Real Simple. Real Life. (NEW ABC FAMILY Greek (returned August 26), Lin- COMEDY CENTRAL The Sarah Silverman September 28), Summer Heights High (NEW SE- SERIES- premieres October 17) coln Heights (returned September 16) Program (returns October 8), South Park (returns RIES- premieres November 9) October 8), Important Things with Demetri USA The Starter Wife (returns October 10), Law ANIMAL PLANET Mr. & Mrs. Wolf (NEW SE- Martin (NEW SERIES- premieres October 15), LIFETIME Rita Rocks (NEW SERIES- premieres & Order: Criminal Intent (returns November 2008) RIES- premieres October 21), Whale Wars (NEW Chocolate News (NEW SERIES- premieres October 20) SERIES- premieres November 7) October 15) VH1 Rock of Love Girls: Charm School (returns MTV Paris Hilton’s New BFF (NEW SERIES- pre- October 12), Scream Queens (NEW SERIES- BRAVO Tabatha’s Salon Takeover (NEW SE- DIRECTV Friday Night Lights (returns October miered September 30) premieres October 12), Celebrity Rehab with Dr. RIES- premiered August 21), The Rachel Zoe 1), Drew (returns October 23), Real Chance of Love Project (NEW SERIES- premiered September DISCOVERY Iditarod (NEW SERIES- premieres SCI FI Sanctuary (NEW SERIES- premieres Oct 3), (NEW SERIES- premieres November 3), Eddie 9), Top Design (returned September 3), The October 7), Prototype This (NEW SERIES- CHA$E (NEW SERIES- premieres Nov 11), Grifﬁ n: Going for Broke (NEW SERIES- premieres Real Housewives of Atlanta (NEW SERIES- premieres October 15) Estate of Panic (NEW SERIES- premieres Nov 12) November 3), Gotti’s Way (returns November 3)

24 OCTOBER 2008 | eu jacksonville monthly We started in Lisbon, drove along the coast of Portugal and into southern Spain, along the coast there. Some of my highlights were fi nding an abandoned beach (Amalia) with a natural waterfall, having foot-long sardines along the Atlantic in Sines, watching the sun set on Africa in Tarifa, Spain, enjoying a pint at the rock of Gibraltar, celebrating my friends birthday on the side of a mountain in Rhonda, Spain and every minute on the road with two of my close friends. Now, we’re planning a …on the road Again viewing party. As someone who’s seen it fi rsthand, I’ve got nothing but high hopes for this show. And, how apropos to have Willie Nelson’s ‘On the Road Again’ for the series’ theme song (in fact, it’s a specially recorded version, just for the show)! The lyrics certainly complement the foursome’s leisurely journey through España. You can fi nd Spain…On The Road Again every Monday at 1 pm on WJCT-TV. And, I don’t know about you, but I plan on DVR-ing it, buying a nice bottle of Spanish wine and warming up to the fl a- vor of España each and every week. I mean, what could be better than a free road trip? missing weekly reviews? You can still get weekly coverage of movies, theatre, music, sports and more at eujacksonville.com. And, as hola, adios… see always, you can still win plenty of free movie tickets! you on the road by katherine stevens JACKSONVILLE Who doesn’t like a good road trip? God knows I do. I recently moved back to Jacksonville from Barcelona, Spain. And as luck would have it, I participated in many-a road trip while living there. Friends by your side, a map on your lap, the wind in your hair…it doesn’t get much better than that. eujacksonville.com Well, except for the hundreds of dollars (or euros) going into the gas tank. So what if you didn’t have to spend a dime? Ta-da! WJCT is making it a little easier on us… Jacksonville’s favorite public television station is bringing a taste of Europe to our living rooms with a new series Spain…on the road Again. The series comes from producer Frappé, Inc. and distribution- presenter American Public Television. Some of their TV credits include: Cooking in Europe; Jacques Pépin: The Apprentice; How to Cook Everything: Bittman Takes on America’s Chefs. From Catalunya (where I was living) to Galicia to Andalucia, oh my! The road leads from one awe-inspiring Spanish region to the next. Just as each has its own distinct accent, so do the tapas (appetizers), the architecture and the aura. From the seaside cliffs of Mallorca to the majestic cathe- drals of Barcelona, the 13-episode series takes us to every end of the Iberian Peninsula. Take it from me, the beautiful scenery and thrill of being part of such a rich and deeply embed- ded culture is alluring enough. But if you’re not convinced, the cast will close the deal. Four dynamic personalities unite as they embark on a one-of-a-kind culinary and cultural tour of Spain. The foursome includes: Academy Award-winning actress Gwyneth Paltrow, celebrity iron chef Mario Batali, celebrated cookbook author Mark Bittman and the beautiful Spanish actress Claudia Bassols; each of whom have their own personal connection to the country. Paltrow marks her fi rst foray on television with Spain…on the road Again. She fell in love with Spain while living there as an exchange student in high school. Her stellar Spanish-speaking skills along with a reunion with her “Spanish family” are just a few highlights viewers can expect. Batali, a lover of Spanish cuisine, attended high school in Spain and learned (in his words) “how to eat and drink” there. Known for his Food Network talent, Batali also runs two Spanish restaurants in New York City, Bar Jamón and Casa Mono. Bittman, who’s learned on Spanish excursions, is one of our country’s best-known and widely admired food writers. He adds an extra level of spunk to the group, as he’s dubbed the “Larry David” of the kitchen. Barcelona-Born Bassols is an up-and-coming actress and singer who’s fl uent in Spanish, Cata- lan (a romance language spoken in Northeast Spain), Swedish, Italian, French and English. Her keen Spanish eye keeps the group in shape while on the road. The road trip begins in Madrid and surprises await as they make their way through cooking les- sons (partridges and “migas”), museums (featuring El Greco), and a birthday celebration in Toledo (the former capital.) They travel the route of Don Quixote, learn how to make cava (Spanish sparkling wine, it’s delicious), explore the Ribera del Duero wine country, hike the Camino de Santiago (an historic pilgrimage route) and chat with the architect of the Guggenheim in Bilbao. Basically, if it’s worth mentioning in Spanish travel guides, they’re going to do it. Just two months ago my friends and I did an excursion not far from Spain…on the road Again.

eujacksonville.com | OCTOBER 2008 25 exercising to a better u

on the Wii Fit by erin thursby

I’m really only overweight if I’m 5’3”. So I told the Wii Fit I was 5’4”. Every inch of height allows you more poundage. I’m actually 5’3” ½ but the Wii Fit has no option for halves. I shouldn’t have erred on the side on self-fl attery. It would have motivated me more if my Wii avatar was chubby. If you’re overweight the game adds weight to your Wii avatar. My husband’s Wii avatar is satisfyingly plump. My avatar, just inside the normal range of BMI by a tenth of a point, is absolutely adorable (I even gave her a beauty mark that I don’t actually have). The avatars stand next to each other, and I feel smug when I see my husband’s graph. I’ve exercised so much more than him! Of course, the scale has only gone down a little and I gave myself a ridiculous amount of time to lose 20 pounds. I suppose I should explain a little about the Wii Fit experience for those of you still living in caves not provided with internet and video game consoles. The Wii itself is unique because it’s a much more active experience. I had fun with the Wii sports, so Wii Fit seemed like the next logical step. First, you’re weighed and measured by the Wii board, which acts like a scale and tracks your movement. It tells you where your BMI (Body Mass Index) is and what your weight is. It also tells you your Wii Fit age, based on a series of balance tests and your weight, but don’t take that too seriously. Mine has varied from a depressing 43 to a heartening 25. You can exercise at whatever level you’re comfortable with and Wii Fit makes it a game. Standing on the Wii board you can hula hoop, tight rope walk, ski jump, hit soccer balls with your head or engage in a round of boxing. There are many, many exercises disguised as mini-games. As you get better at each exercise or if you have a certain amount of Wii “Fit Credits,” more games are unlocked. Yoga, Strength Training, Aerobic and Balance Games are the categories you can choose from. The Wii Fit can be a bit condescending and judgmental, chiding you if you aren’t exercising daily. It also tends to make a little “Oh!” sound when you step on the scale. Don’t feel bad, it does this to everyone the fi rst time and at random. If you gained even a ½ pound the Wii Fit makes you choose from a list of reasons why you might have gained the weight. These include eating too much, snacking, not exercising, late dinners and eating too fast. The fi rst time this screen came up it put me in a particularly bad mood. “I didn’t do any of that!” I yelled at the screen. “I’m a woman damn it! Where’s that option you @#$%!” Each month I, like millions of women of childbearing age, gain from 2-5 pounds, which I lose in about a week. The Wii Fit doesn’t know everything, but it is a great tool to get your sedentary ass up off the couch and exercising. Despite the few moments I’ve cursed at the screen for giving me bad news, I’ve had a much better time sweating on the Wii than I ever did at the gym or to exercise DVDs of the ever-enthused, permanently-perky Denise Austin. (Sorry Denise!) a few wii fi t tips:

1- Make sure your goals are reasonable. The Wii will tell you if you are trying to lose too much too fast, but you also want to make sure you aren’t losing weight too slowly either.

2- Involve everyone in your house. Brag when you beat their ranking or spend more time than them or if you lose a pound. There’s just something about competition that motivates! Plus you can make things fun by establishing a game night.

3- Don’t lie to your Wii. It only hurts you. It’s like lying to your personal trainer.

4- Mix it up. I ﬁ nd myself on the balance games most because they’re more fun for me than anything else, but make sure you go to different categories, such as aerobics and strength training. The Wii keeps track of how may times you’ve played each game and it has a favorites option. If you notice all of your favorites are from one category it’s time to change things up. Otherwise things could get boring, which is death to an exercise routine.

26 OCTOBER 2008 | eu jacksonville monthly a new upscale sports bar

Shula’s 347 by erin thursby

When I fi rst heard about Shula’s 347 opening, I immediately got nostalgic. I grew up near the fi rst Sh- ula’s, opened inside the Miami Lakes Inn. My father owned an autograph shop on Main Street called History in the Writing just a scant block away from the upscale sports bar, where he met his cronies and watched football games on the big screen. Since the fi rst Shula’s opened in ’89, they’ve opened about 30 across the country. It’s named and owned by Don Shula, who’s best known for coaching the Miami Dolphins. He’s one of only 5 coaches to win consecutive Super Bowl titles. He’s won an incredible 347 games in his career, hence the name of the restaurant. A 347 Shula’s exclusively serves Premium Black Angus Beef steaks and burgers. They also serve the outstanding Shula’s Cut, utilizing the same custom cuts and aging process from the renowned Shula’s Steak House. This Shula’s is far more spacious than the one I knew growing up, but they still use some of the décor touches that made the original Shula’s such a classy sports bar. Well-spaced black-and-white pictures in the same style of frame give it a unifi ed décor. They depict all sorts of sports greats, mostly in football, but also in other sports. To give the place a Jacksonville feel they have locally oriented pictures such as the Florida Theatre and shots of a local beach.

Shula’s 347 Grill at the Sheraton Jacksonville 10605 Deerwood Park Boulevard (904) 642-0063 Hours: 6:30 am- 11 pm M-F, 7 am- 11 pm Sat & Sun. Dining closes at 10 pm. ingredient secrets pomegranate

You’d think pomegranate had just been discovered from all the hype it’s received in the media. The main reason for this is because it’s been classifi ed as a superfruit. The superfruit title is part marketing hook and part nutrition- al value. Fruits that can deliver nutrients your body needs, particularly rarer combos of these nutrients in their most It’s essentially a steakhouse with an unassuming sports theme. Gorgeous wood fl oors punctuat- complete form, are said to be superfruits. The more exotic ed by metal (etched with quotes from Don Shula), spacious booths and private meeting rooms all make this (or expensive) a fruit is, the more likely it was be called a a perfect place for a sales or board meeting. All of the large screen TVs are AV capable, so you can hook up superfruit. Strawberries, for example, could be classifi ed your computer for a presentation or a video. this way because of their nutrient value, but they’re far more To get things going, I ordered a cocktail from their full bar, the sweet-but-balanced Absolut Perfection. common and are sold in larger quantities than, say acacia, It’s a dynamic cocktail with citrus notes (Absolut Mandrin and fresh lemon juice) that’s an energetic blue pomegranate or even blueberries. In pomegranates, B5, (Blue Curaco) garnished with a sugar rim. Martini selections are $12 and their-by-the glass wine list ranges potassium and vitamin C are all present in substantial quan- from about $7-15. By the bottle the range is from $38-120, with most at about $50. tities. The appetizer I tried was the only disappointment of the meal. Their BBQ Shrimp are slathered in a Pomegranate comes from the Middle East. It’s part of traditional cooking in Syria, Turkey, India copious amount of strong barbeque sauce. They come with an incongruous lemon half, which must only and Iraq. We have records of the fruit stretching back as far as 1,000 B.C. It even has religious signifi - be for decoration because I can’t imagine using it with that sauce. It was overkill. The poor shrimp are over- cance for the Jewish faith. The crown of the King was said to be taken from the end of a pomegranate. powered and then drowned. I couldn’t even taste the basil the shrimp was stuffed with. Don’t get me wrong, It also fi gures into Greek mythology. Persephone couldn’t resist the charms of pomegranate seeds while I love barbeque sauce, but a little goes a long way. If you order this appetizer, just get the sauce on the side! she was visiting the Underworld. Luckily, everything else was delightful. I reveled in the perfection of their tomatoes. They have a tomato To cut a pomegranate, you actually break it open, using the knife to score the skin. The glistening, ripening room, so the tomatoes only go into the fridge to chill just before serving. I just hate it when toma- jewel-like seed casings, called arils, are the good part. You can separate them from the pulp by putting toes get that mealy texture because they’ve been in the fridge for too long. Shula’s 347 prides itself on using everything in water. The arils sink; the pulp fl oats. local growers whenever they can and you can taste it in their tomatoes. The baby greens salad, served with I like to use pomegranate juice as a base for a glaze or a salad dressing. In a pan you can bring spiced pecans, creamy goat cheese and dried cherries exudes a tasteful interplay of fl avors and a pretty the juice to a boil, then allow it to simmer for a few minutes as it thicken up. Add a little soy sauce and/ presentation. or vinegar plus a thickening agent (a little fl our) and you can paint it on cooked shrimp as a glaze. As to But steak afi cionados will want to go straight for the really good stuff: the Shula Cut. Every steak is a salad dressings, just mix it with vinegar and olive oil for a sweet-but-tart dressing. center cut, well aged and expertly handled on the grill. If you love steak, you should make it your business to During Thanksgiving I know folks who use the seeds to replace the traditional cranberry side or order the fi let mignon. they mix it in to give the cranberry a rounder fl avor. Making muffi ns or blueberry poundcake? Replace They also scored a touchdown with their raspberry sorbet. It’s inconspicuous on the menu, simply the blueberries with pomegranate. placed in a laundry list of desserts, with no mention of the beautifully sculpted almond praline edible dish It’s also a great counter-point in fl avor to strong meats such as lamb and it can give a boost to it’s served in or the fresh raspberries and mint that adorns it. It was an incredible and delectable variance in ham dishes. Those with an adventurous spirit should search out the Middle Eastern recipes. There’s textures and fl avors that kept my mouth happy. even a soup that features the seeds! It’s clear that Don Shula’s excellence in sports has been translated into an excellent dining experience.

eujacksonville.com | OCTOBER 2008 27 dish update + events where to eart, drink & be merry by erin thursby

Getting a meal isn’t always easy, especially in these tough times. Right now Second Harvest Food Bank of North Florida is experiencing a severe shortage in donations and demand is at an all-time high. Five hun- dred fi fteen agencies depend on this food. You can donate food Second Harvest at Winn-Dixie, Vystar Credit Union and select Curves locations. On a happier note, all throughout the month of October, St. Augustine’s Wildfl ower Café (4320 A1A South, 904-471-2691) will be celebrating. The Oktoberfest menu will include time-honored German dishes; Sauerbraten, Jaeger-style Pork Loin with Nuremberg hunter sauce and a Bavarian Platter combining smoked pork loin, knockwurst, bratwurst and Stuttgart Sauerkraut. You can also try the Dresden Chicken Breast sautéed with paprika, mushrooms, onion and sour cream and Wildfl ower Fresh Catch prepared with Chef’s seasonal ingredients. (Prices $16-20). An extensive wine list is available. Plus, they have a supply of domes- MOCA’s smART Bites Lunchtime Learning Series Wednesday, October 8 at noon- Making Marks, with tic and imported beers. Since it isn’t Oktoberfest without German beer, they’ll have a selection of that as well! Guest Curator Madeleine Peck. October 22 at noon- The Inward Eye Series by Richard Anuszkiewicz. Cost: Early Bird Menu is available between 4 pm to 6 pm. Hours are Tuesday – Saturday - 7:30 am – 8 pm, Sunday Free with price of admission. Members free. Breakfast Only - 7:30 am– 1 pm, Closed Monday October 7, 11:30 am- 1 pm Networking Luncheon It’s time to mix business with the pleasure of eating at this professional networking luncheon event. Sales professionals and companies are invited to network with foodcentric and winecentric events, plus notable classes other businesses to grow their business through quality referrals. Cost: $20 (includes Carrabba’s special October 1, 5:30 pm- 8:30 pm Ponte Vedra Beach Chamber 1st Annual Seafood Feast & Expo The parking menu, beverage, salad and bread). Info: NetWorthJax.com lot of Heritage Bank will be fi lled with Chamber member exhibits. In addition, there will be a buffet seafood feast offered by Bogey Grille, free beer courtesy of Champion Brand and free wine. The Masterpiece Dance October 7, 7:30 am- 9:30 am Hubbard House’s 14th Annual Barbara Ann Campbell Memorial Breakfast Band will also be on hand to entertain. While there, you can also purchase raffl e tickets to win prizes offered Hubbard House will host the 14th Annual Barbara Ann Campbell Memorial Breakfast at Hyatt Regency Down- by each exhibitor. Tickets can be purchased at any Ponte Vedra Beach Chamber of Commerce event, at the town. The breakfast will celebrate Barbara Ann Campbell’s life and honor her memory by encouraging the new Chamber offi ce located at 50 A1A North, Suite 102 (old Peek Cobb offi ce), at Heritage Bank or online at Jacksonville community to unite and realize that domestic violence truly is everyone’s issue. By embracing pontevedrachamber.org/expo. Tickets: $35 (discounts availible for groups) this concept and working together we take another step towards preventing other lives from being tragically lost. Info: hubbardhouse.org/hh/special.aspx or 354-0076 ext. 212 October 4, 7 pm- 11 pm Arts Alive: Caliente Nights Arts Alive: Caliente Nights is a fundraiser for the Cultural Center at Ponte Vedra Beach. Enjoy creative cocktails, spicy salsa, paella, chocolate, a coffee and October 10-12 Greek Festival Greek food and fun at the Special Events Field in St. Augustine! Live music, liqueur bar, cigars and a silent auction featuring original art, travel, music and dance. Tickets: $100/CCPVB dancing, shopping and more. Info: 829-0504 or stauggreekfest.com members, $125/non-members. Info: 280-0614 or ccpvb.org October 11, 8 pm First Coast Opera Presents: Cabaret Español Looking for a unique evening full of Span- ish song, dancing, tapas and wine? First Coast Opera (FCO) is getting ready to present the next in their very popular series of cabarets, Cabaret Español: A Night of Spanish & Latin Music, Food & Fun! St. Augustine’s Lance Armory. Info: 417-5555

October 18, 9 am- 3 pm Garden Fest 2008 Your food has to come from somewhere. Why not learn to grow it! The theme is Think Green, Grow Green. Topics include: Turn Trash to Treasure; Eco-Friendly Landscaping; Birds, Bees and Butterﬂ ies; Creating Edible Centerpieces and What’s New in Horticulture. Morning refresh- ments and drinks for lunch will be provided. To register, please call Rachel Wilson at (904)-272-4252. Cost: $10/program, $15/program plus brown bag lunch. Duval County Extension Ofﬁ ce, 1010 N. McDuff Ave. Info: 287-9772.

October 19, 4 pm- 6 pm MOCA Guild: Celebrating 50 Years MOCA Guild members invite you to join in celebrating the rich legacy of the Guild in a special 50th Anniversary Sherry Party. Enjoy live music, hors d’oeuvres and artful conversation. Tickets: $10. Info: 598-9469.

October 23 from 6 pm -9 pm Holiday Dinner Demonstration Join the Cummer Museum for the ﬁ rst hints of the season at their Holiday Dinner Demonstration. Chef Tony Corrente of Chef’s Garden will present a mas- terwork of delicious dining with ease for all to enjoy in a four-course dinner and wine pairing in the Barnett Concourse. Seating is limited. Cost: $63. Info/reservations: 899-6026.

October 25, 1 pm- 11 pm Jacksonville Caribbean Food Festival Starting with a Caribbean-style Mardi Gras parade, this day-long festival will feature live bands, cultural performances, and vendors providing cultural delicacies from every region that showcase Caribbean foods, artwork, music, drinks and various other goods. Metropolitan Park. Info: jacksonvillecarnival.com

October 19, 7 pm- 9:30 pm Children’s Home Society’s 25 Annual Caring Chefs Once again, it’s time for the premier food event on the First Coast. Caring Chefs is the original food-tasting event in Northeast Florida and remains the biggest and best. Each year sell-out crowds fl ood the Avenues Mall to sample some of the fi nest cuisine from more than 50 of the best restaurants on the First Coast. Thanks to the generosity and support of the area’s chefs, donors, volunteers and sponsors, 100 percent of all proceeds continuously benefi t Children’s Home Society of Florida. Tickets: $60 and include admission, food, drink and live entertainment. Avenues Mall. Info: 493-7739

October 25, 5:30 pm -7:30 pm Florida’s First Coast Premier Wine Extravaganza With over 150 wines from around the world provided by Premier Beverage Company and the talented chefs from the areas fi nest restaurants serving tasty delights, come and experience Jacksonville’s fi nest luxury tasting. 100% of the ticket sales from this evening will benefi t children suffering from childhood cancer right here on the First Coast. Cost: $50/advance, $55/at the door. VIP tasting tickets are an additional $25. Florida Theatre. Info: 355-2787. Please contact the CHILD Cancer Fund offi ce at 396-4223 for more information regarding sponsorship pack- ages.

28 OCTOBER 2008 | eu jacksonville monthly from the Birddog & Catﬁ sh: A Craft Menagerie show at october art events Eclectic Galleries

Now - Oct. 5 Jacksonville Through a Painter’s Now - Nov. 7 Wishes & Dreams Exhibition at Eyes: Paintings by Phil Sandusky Phil Sandusky MOAS Wishes and Dreams features the work of is a Jacksonville native and artist now living and 28 of Iran’s new generation’s emerging artists with working in New Orleans. This exhibition is highly much of their art focusing on dreams of the past characteristic and colorful pictures of Jacksonville. or of the future. Also on exhibition are works of Members Free, Non-Members $10. The Cummer Iranian-American artists residing in Florida. This Museum of Art & Gardens, Info: 356-6857 exhibit, titled Nesting Dornas, will also be on display at MOAS, Museum of Arts and Sciences, 352 Now - Oct. 15 Jason Godeke: Surrogates Jason S. Nova Rd., Daytona Beach. Info: (386) 255-0285 Godeke’s recent paintings explore theatrical narra- or moas.org tives dealing with themes such as the nuclear family and eschatology (the body of religious doctrines Now - Nov. 9 The Beauty of the Word The term concerning the fi nal events in human history.) “Calligraphy” is derived from the Greek words “kal- The University Gallery is located in Founders Hall los” and “graphos” and means beautiful writing. (Building 2) on the UNF campus. Info: 620-2534 or This special Calligraphy Exhibit will be on exhibit at [email protected]. the Bethel Gallery, located in the Ponte Vedra Pres- byterian Church, 4510 Palm Valley Rd, Ponte Vedra corner of Laura and Forsyth downtown with original [email protected] Now - March 15 Women of Vision: Ten Years of Beach, Info: 285-8225. works from their gallery. While there you can pick Art Beyond In this exhibition, local women who up a copy of the Picturing Florida book and in cel- Oct. 17-31 Birddog & Catfi sh: A Craft Menagerie experience low vision or blindness have used their Now - Jan. MOCA Brings Local Artwork to Making ebration of this month’s Latin theme, The Cultural Eclectic Galleries will showcase more than 250 hands and minds to create powerful works of art. Marks: Jacksonville Creates Making Marks will Center of Ponte Vedra will be presenting live Latin unique handcrafted animal designs in glass, ceram- Special programs and events for visitors through- take a closer look at the ways art is being made music and Flamenco dancers. The Art Center Co- ic, metal, wood, and jewelry to benefi t First Coast out the exhibition include: Art Walk, Oct. 1, 5 to 9 locally. Also on view at MOCA Jacksonville through operative, Inc. presents The “Faces” Behind the No More Homeless Pets. Opening night reception pm at Main Downtown Public Library; Art for Two Jan. 4, “Ultra-Realistic Sculptures” by Marc Sijan Coop” a portrait of “Self.” Artist reception during on Friday, October 17th 5:30-8:30pm. Eclectic Gal- on Wednesdays, 3 to 4 pm; Art Adventures on and Richard Anuszkiewicz: The Inward Eye Series. ARTWalk, Art Center, 31 W. Adams St., 5- 9 pm. leries, 2405 3rd St. S., Jax Beach. Info: 247-3750 Saturdays; Especially for Seniors Talks & Tea, Oct. Read more about these exhibits on page 30. Info: 355-1757. or eclecticgalleries.com 15 & 16, 1:30 pm; Art Beyond Sight Family Night, Other programs include: ArtFusion – Joining par- Oct. 21, 4 to 9 pm. The Cummer Museum of Art & ents and kids together through art on Saturdays, Oct. 3 St. Augustine Art Walk; First Friday of ev- Gardens, Info: 355-0630. Read more about this 12 noon – 4 pm, free program for families. Oct. ery month from 5 pm – 9 pm, Tours begin at Rem- If you have an art event you would like to have exhibit on page 30. 8-smART bites: Lunchtime Learning Series-Making brandtz Fine Gifts for Fun People, 131 King Street, listed in EU Jacksonville, please send informa- Marks with Guest Cura- St. Augustine, (904) 829-0065 or staugustinegal- tion to: [email protected] 30 days prior to tor Madeleine Peck, 12 leries.com event. noon; Oct. 22-smART bites: Lunchtime Oct. 3 – Nov. 30 Secret Code The Gallery at Learning Series-The Screen Arts will be hosting ‘Secret Code’, a group Inward Eye Series by art exhibition featuring Gabriel Shaffer, Jesse Reno Richard Anuszkiewicz, and Thinkmule. Opening Party October 3, 6 pm to 12 noon, free with midnight. The Gallery At Screen Arts, 228 W. King price of admission. Street, St. Augustine, 829-2838 or screenarts- Oct. 30-Contemporary fl orida.com Conversations-Getting Real with the Sally Oct. 9 - Nov. 5 Paean Prism Atlanta sculpture, Corporation, 7 pm, Caroline Campbell Smith, works in ceramics with $8 for Non-Members. the aid of steel, glass, and wood. Opening Re- MOCA Jacksonville, ception, Oct. 9 from 5-7pm, JU Alexander Brest 333 North Laura St., Gallery. JU Study Abroad Exhibition opening Oct. Info: mocajacksonville. 9th from 5-7pm, Phillips Fine Arts – Room 221, org or 366-6911. [email protected].

Oct. 1 Downtown Art Oct. 14 Beaches Art Walk Second Tuesday of Walk First Wednesday each month from 5 pm – 8 pm, varied venues, Art Walk in Downtown jaxbeachesartwalk.org Jacksonville, 5 - 9 pm. Info: downtown- Oct. 14 Jacksonville Coalition for the Visual Arts: jacksonville.org or call Local Views Exhibit Opens: The Beaches Museum & History Center, Admission: Call 241-5657 x 100 Jesse Reno will be showing at the Gallery at Screen Arts 634-0303 ext. 230. Catch a preview for the for details. Now – Nov. 2 The Florida Wetlands: Lee Dunkel JSO’s “Gershwin and Goodman” pops concert with Compelling photographs of the Florida landscape. solo performances by the guest artists as a as part Oct. 14 Rosa Loves Two-Year Birthday Celebra- Behind The Velvet Rope: Chris Usher As a White of “Art Walk with the Symphony,” Hicks Auditorium tion Rosa Loves is a not-for-profi t clothing com- House press corps photographer Chris Usher en- of the Jacksonville Public Library, Main Library. pany that designs t-shirts based off of individuals’ joyed unparalleled access to the back rooms and The Museum of Contemporary Art Jacksonville stories and sells them to raise money to specifi - corridors of power in Washington. Oct. 4 – Jan. will be unveiling James Rosburg’s 1994 sculpture cally meet their needs. Café Eleven will host a night 18, 2009: Jill Greenberg : Photographs Since the “Harlan” at Art Walk on October 1st at 6:00pm in of silent auctions, live mural paintings, custom early 1990’s she has been known as “The Manipu- front of their 333 t-shirt printing, and dance parties to celebrate Rosa lator” because of the heavily stylized, hyper-real North Laura Street location in downtown Jack- Loves’ second birthday and to raise funds. Cafe imagery that is now her trademark. Pedro Meyer : sonville. Great Blue Heron Studios at 212 Laura Eleven, 501A1A Beach Blvd, St. Augustine, 6 pm. Heresies Mexican photographer Pedro Meyer is Street will feature Florida Artist Joanelle Mulrain’s The After-Party begins at 10 pm with a cover of widely recognized for both his provocative and smaller nature paintings and the second month’s $10 or $5 for anyone wearing a Rosa Loves t-shirt. powerful images and for his pioneering work in progress on the huge “Chief of the Timucuan and All proceeds benefi t Rosa Loves. Info: 460-9311. digital imaging. Southeast Museum of Photography guest artists Doug Johnson, MD, beautiful bal- at Daytona State College, 1200 International Speed- lerinas from The Florida Ballet, and the Ray Arcusa Oct. 16 North Beaches Art Walk; Every third way Blvd, Mori Hosseini Center (Bld. 1200). www. Band will provide entertainment. Fogle Fine Art Thursday of each month, 5 pm – 9 pm, Atlantic/ smponline.org or (386) 506-4475. has decked out the Art Walk headquarters at the Neptune Beach area. Info: 249-2222 or archway-

eujacksonville.com | OCTOBER 2008 29 moca brings in art from, well… jacksonville story and photos by daniel goncalves

One of Jacksonville’s gems, the Museum of Contemporary Art (MOCA), is known to bring in showcase works from nationally and internationally recognized artists. That’s a great thing! For some however, it’s been an issue of heated discussion and MOCA has been criticized for not showcasing work from local artists. It seems like MOCA has paid attention, and their answer is Making Marks: Jacksonville Creates. The spotlight is now on local artists, some of whom are nationally recognized yet remain relatively unknown in their own city of Jacksonville. Local featured artists include: Linda Broadfoot, Louise Freshman Brown, John Bunker, Mark Creegan, Larry Davis, Andrea DeFlorio, Nofa Dixon, Emily Arthur Douglass, Jim Draper, David Engdahl, Barrett Fiser, Sarah Crooks Flaire, Mark George, James Greene, Tom Hager, Dustin Harewood, Laurie Sculpture by David Engdahl Hitzig, Paul Karabinis, Byron King, Mark Creegan - A quarrel with the multiverse Paul Ladnier, Tonya Lee, Jonathan Lux, Sean Mahan, Jan Tomlinson Master, Anna McClellan, Billie McCray, Leigh Murphy, Kurt Polkey, David Ponsler, Pablo Rivera, Tony Rodrigues, Jay Shoots, Jenny Hager Vickery and Larry Wilson. MOCA wants the community to feel at home in the museum and invites you to come by and visit women of vision: ten years regularly. What’s a better invitation than showing the community’s own work. This is a fabulous opportunity to check out what’s going out in our own backyard. The artists represented offer pieces using many of art beyond sight by a.m. stewart different media, from paintings and photographs to a rotating video of a swimming study. The exhibit is a window into the local art scene and will hopefully spark people’s interest in local art. Mark Creegan, a mixed media artist, is one of the featured artists. “I do a lot of installation type work, Imagine the world you once knew has become so MOCA was really great to give me a space to do whatever I wanted.” Mark used materials collected invisible. Now you must rely on touch and sound to navi- from his wife, an elementary school gate through life. And all the daily tasks you used to do teacher in his installation. “This need to be re-learned. Because once your sight disap- show has allowed me to do pears, life takes on a different meaning. Your task now: something that I haven’t done yet”. to adjust in a visually centered world. Another great way to Now imagine being given the chance to create art, see local art is to check out even if you’re visually impaired. DowntowntJacksonville’s Art Walk, The exhibit at the Cummer Museum, “Women of which is held on the ﬁ rst Wednesday Vision: Ten Years of Art Beyond Sight” is a culmination of every month in various venues of just that; art created by women with low vision and downtown. MOCA offers free blindness during the past ten years. admission during Art Walk. For great After working as a counselor at Independent Liv- local art, be sure to also check ing for Adult Blind (ILAB) and having experienced losing out the Art Center Cooperative at most of her vision, Sister Elizabeth Fiorite noticed the 31 W. Adams St. This gallery only need for a creative outlet for the women she helped. Fiorite approached The Cummer Museum ten years ago showcases local art, and is a great and initiated the program to help give low vision and starting location for Art Walk. blind women the chance to express themselves through Also on exhibit currently literary and artistic expression. at MOCA are the ultra-realistic sculptures by Marc Sijan. Actually, “I’m really so very happy for the women and the photo by a.m. stewart museum,” Fiorite says. “And I’m so humbled at this ex- they’re so realistic it’s a little freaky. perience.” If you want to feel these sculptures Fiorite is quick to point out that this exhibit is only the beginning in helping bring art to the visu- to make sure they’re fake, Marc ally impaired and awareness to communities. has put out an interactive sculpture The art encompasses poetry and memoirs, abstract and contemporary paintings, photography, of a hand that you can touch. It’s beautifully etched clay sculptures and brightly colored origami art. The participants in the program very cool. Be sure to also check out have also been given the chance to dance to live music; a part of living that is usually quick to disap- Anuszkiewicz’s Op Art print series pear with vision loss. There is even a video that shows how the women create their art. Inward Eye currently on exhibit. The exhibit also displays a series of compelling self-portraits created by students at the Florida I just want to say thanks to the folks at MOCA for listening and School for the Deaf and Blind. Over seven years ago, the Women of Vision program inspired the Cum- mer to bring art to the students at the school. Previously, this type of artistic expression was an area for putting the spotlight on our local of study off-limits to those children. artists. Ben Thompsion, Associate Curator, and the rest of the staff Women of Vision is on display at The Cummer through March 15, 2009. In addition, artwork from Women of Vision and Florida School for the Deaf and Blind will be displayed at the Main Down- have done a great job putting these town Public Library and WJCT Studios through October 31. exhibits together. The exhibitions run September 19th -January 4th.

30 OCTOBER 2008 | eu jacksonville monthly shedding the tux

symphonic violinist, Philip Pan, goes metal

n 1984, when he was just 24 years old, Philip Pan ﬁ nished his master’s degree and went straight to work in what he called a “neighborly town” with the Jacksonville Symphony I Orchestra. Music Director at the time, Roger Nierenberg, was trying to ﬁ ll the concertmaster vacancy left by David Davidson, who had left to go to Nashville. Nierenberg, conductor Fabio Machete and Pan were all classmates together at Julliard. From academia Pan went straight to work, not taking the usual graduate’s path of meandering through all the sparkling things that piqued his interest before landing that steady job. But that urge to explore didn’t go away, it simply laid dormant, waiting for its time. Pan’s time seems to have come. by jon bosworth

“I’m used to having a fulltime job with benefi ts, this is the fi rst time I’ve been completely on my own, so it’s scary, but I’m enjoying the me-time.” The me-time Pan is talking about is the sabbatical he is taking from the Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra during the 2008-2009 season. Last year’s lockout of the symphony players indirectly inspired him to strike out in pursuit of some of his other interests. Pan spoke to EU about some of his plans while he is away from his fi rst chair and tux. “On the one hand we kept pretty darn busy putting on benefi t concerts, trying to get the word out about the lockout. But I did a lot less rehearsing and performing in that time. I sort of realized after the very unexpected break, putting that time together with all of the fascination with new interests I’d developed in the past few years, different kinds of music, outside of symphonic music, I realized I would really really like to have this kind of time. I’d love to have Saturdays and weekends when photo by daniel goncalves I could go out and hear other kinds of music. There are all sorts of things going on around town at “I’m leaning towards aardvark progressive metal,” Pan admits quickly. the Arena, Florida Theatre, the ballet, hearing my friends play at Freebird or Jack Rabbits or various “I’m fi nding out what a violin can do and some things no one ever knew a violin could do,” Pan places they play. I just love all of it so much. The diffi culty is in fi guring out how I can do it all. I don’t says, and I imagine him eyeing his electric violin, sitting there in the room, begging him to plug it in want to give up any of it. I want to have my cake and eat it too.” and play. One recent pursuit involved his wife, JSO fl utist Rhonda Cassano and the Museum of Contem- “The Viper is the model of the electric violin made by the Wood Violin Company. In fact, the porary Art Jacksonville. A contemporary music series featuring classical musicians they call Sound inventor, Mark Wood, was a guest of JSO a few years ago and we had dueling Vipers during a con- Effects. cert. It’s an electric violin that was conceived as a rock and roll instrument, because that’s what it does better than any other electric violin. What’s remarkable about this instrument is that it is so well designed. It’s been embraced and used professionally by many many top players in major country “I want to do everything I couldn’t do with the symphony, bands, jazz, rock. It’s just a very very good electric instrument that sounds very good. Most [electric violins] sound like crap. It’s the fi rst electric violin I was ever interested in and I think it has so much hopefully. Working with the symphony is such an all- potential. It does more things than most violins are even capable of. It’s a completely different ani- encompassing job it leaves you so little time during the season.” mal,” Pan raves of his favorite new instrument. {} It looks like a fl ying V guitar, but small. Rhonda makes him turn it down at home. “I’m looking to play with musicians of different styles. One of the things that is exciting that I’ve On September 14th I attended a sold out performance of the “Roots Revisited” installment, been doing is working with a brand new progressive rock group called The Architect Sound,” says which featured Philip Pan, violin, Rhonda Cassano, fl ute, Grace Mihi Bahng, cello, Jesus Alfonzo, Pan. “They do very inventive things with the way they use instruments and they were looking for viola and Kayo Ishimaru, harp. A collection of Pan’s co-workers at JSO as well as a far-fl ung assort- some string sounds.” ment of friends and even a former classmate of his and Fabio’s, Jesus Alfonzo. Although Pan may still be looking for the right metal outfi t to shred his violin with, he has The informal and educational concert was a perfect afternoon of entertainment for my 12-year found some people that can help him escape the hundreds-of-years-old compositions to which he old daughter and myself. The rotating musicians performed a variety of 20th century classical com- is accustomed. The bass player from the band Fuseboxx Funk was now playing with The Architect positions inspired by folk music. Everything from Japanese-inspired folk songs replicated on harp Sound. You may recall Pan playing with Fuseboxx Funk when they appeared with JSO as part of their and fl ute to some classic barn-burning bluegrass. There were times during the performance where it Plugged In series. So when TAC asked him to throw down, he excitedly accepted the challenge and seemed as though the music would lift Pan out of his chair and he would be fl ung around by his vio- they have already worked on a couple of songs. lin as he delved emotionally deep into the songs. His heart was certainly in the music. “I’ve always “We will be playing live around town pretty soon.” been fond of contemporary art in all forms.” Previously he has played with some country bands and just this summer he appeared on JJ “I want to do everything I couldn’t do with the symphony, hopefully. Working with the symphony Grey and Mofro’s new album, as well as on stage with them at the Blackwater Sol Revue at the St. is such an all-encompassing job it leaves you so little time during the season.” Augustine Amphitheatre. “If JJ feels like he would like more strings, I’d be happy to go on tour.” “Living in our times, in our generation, we share this beautiful world and we experience it at Will you be seeing Philip Pan again? Well, if you attend JSO concerts you are likely to spy him the same time, and art is an interpretation of what the artist sees, whether its visual art or music. I in the audience as he plans to watch his friends (and family) perform as often as he can, but he always like contemporary music, even the way-out stuff. Challenging stuff I like even more because will not be donning his work-tux this season. Since he says he wants to do everything, he says he I really like to try to fi gure out where someone is coming from, what they are thinking. Artists, of doubts he will return as concertmaster. “But it’s not for lack of love for the organization or the music course, tend to push the envelope and try to be ahead of the times. To me, contemporary art is really we play.” He insists that position simply consumes too much of his time. So will he return to the the most intriguing form.” symphony at all? So in spite of the fact that he says there is nothing in the world like creating music with an “I am leaving doors open. Things could happen, and if they happen in a certain direction then I’ll entire symphony, he wants to get away from all of that and pursue what I imagine every symphonic go with them.” concertmaster wants to pursue in their most quiet moments – heavy metal. (Read more of EU’s interview with Philip Pan at eujacksonville.com)

eujacksonville.com | OCTOBER 2008 31 Dolly Parton will be featured music performing at the Jacksonville Veterans OCTOBER 3 White trash royalty Kid Rock will be making his Kid Rock Memorial Arena on way to the St. Augustine Amphitheatre this month. The award-winning October 21st rap-rocker has sold over 25 million records to date and is currently on tour in support of his latest album Rock N Roll Jesus. Tickets: $59.10- $79.60. St. Augustine Amphitheatre, 471-1965

OCTOBER 4 New Found Glory In the 10 years they’ve been a band, New Found Glory have sold millions of albums, logged hundreds of thousands of road miles, and inﬂ uenced an entire generation of bands whose sounds range from emo to pop-punk to hardcore and beyond. The band will perform at Fuel on the 4th with A Day to Remember, 4 Year Strong, Crime In Stereo and ISHC. Tickets: $15. Plush, 743-1845

OCTOBER 9 - 11 Palatka Bluegrass Festival The 1st annual Fall Palatka Bluegrass Festival promises to be an exciting 3 days of terriﬁ c music. Acts such as The Easter Brothers, Mountain Heart, Big Country Blue- grass, Dry Branch Fire Squad, Marty Stuart and Doyle Lawson are all scheduled to perform at the event. Read our interview with Doyle Lawson at eujacksonville.com Tickets: $35/day, $85/all three days. Rodeheaver Boys’ Ranch (Palatka), (706) 864-7203

OCTOBER 10 Tracy Byrd Tracy Byrd, country music’s maverick super- star and baritone balladeer, performs an array of his rowdiest hits and soulful love songs at the University of North Florida Fine Arts Center on October 10th. Tickets: $28-$44/general public, $10/students. Lazzara Theatre, 620-2878

OCTOBER 16 Delta Spirit These Californians have more in common with international treasure who was honored by the United Nations with their the dirty haired, dirty ﬁ ngernailed folk groups of the 60’s than any of their “Citizen of the World” award, which aptly describes the scope of his ac- contemporaries. Delta Spirit is a hybrid of Americana rock and Northern complishments. See his live at the Florida Theatre on October 17 Ticket: Soul with boundless energy. Check them out at Cafe Eleven along with $55-$128.50. Florida Theatre, 355-2787 Whisky & Co. at 9 pm. Tickets $8. Info: 460-9311. OCTOBER 21 Dolly Parton One of the best-known country singers in OCTOBER 16 The Maine Pop-rock quintet the Maine are known for cou- the world, Dolly Parton is known for her outsized talent, hair and bosom. october music events pling catchy hooks and heartfelt lyrics with their bright energy. After sell- Parton has won every major music award, with songs ranging from pop ing 30,000 copies of their debut EP, The Way We Talk, the band climbed and contemporary country to traditional country and bluegrass. The their way up to #10 the Billboard Heatseekers Chart. Fresh off their ﬁ rst legendary singer, songwriter, actress and businesswoman will come to UK tour, The Maine is coming to the Freebird with All Time Low, Mayday Jacksonville for her Backwoods Barbie Tour. Tickets: $35-$75. Jackson- Parade and Every Avenue. Tickets: $15/advance, $20/day of show. Free- ville Veterans Memorial Arena, 630-3998 bird Live, 246-BIRD OCTOBER 23 - 26 Magnolia Fest Boasting “100% Pure Organic OCTOBER 17 Tony Bennett Tony Bennett is an artist who moves the Americana Music,” Magnolia Fest 2008 is sure to be the best yet. The hearts and touches the souls of audiences. This “singer’s singer” is an three-day music extravaganza will feature bands like The Avett Broth- ers, Donna the Buffalo, The Duhks, Blueground Undergrass, Col. Bruce DELTA SPIRIT will play Cafe Hampton & The Quark Alliance and Inca Maya. For the complete line-up Eleven on October 16th and ticket information, visit magmusic.com. Spirit of the Suwannee Music Park (Live Oak), 249-7990

OCTOBER 24 The Cheetah Girls- One World Tour You’ve seen them travel to India in their latest Disney Channel movie The Cheetah Girls: One World, now see them live at the Jacksonville Arena! The popular trio will be performing their Bollywood-infused hits for First Coast fans on October 24th. Tickets: $34-$44. Jacksonville Veterans Memorial Arena, 630-3998

OCTOBER 26 Widespread Panic / Los Lonely Boys One of the many neo-hippie jam bands inheriting the road-warrior mantle left behind by the Grateful Dead, Widespread Panic established a devout grassroots following on the strength of constant touring and a loose, rootsy brand of Southern rock informed by jazz and blues textures. Tickets: $37.50- $44.50. St. Augustine Amphitheatre, 471-1965

OCTOBER 29 Nine Inch Nails Trent Reznor, the man behind the two- time Grammy winning band Nine Inch Nails, single-handedly brought industrial music to a mass audience. Nine Inch Nails has made over half a dozen studio albums, the latest being The Slip, which was released via the band’s website free of charge. Hear songs from that album along with some of NIN’s biggest hits live at the Arena on the 29th. Tickets: $37-$46. Jacksonville Veterans Memorial Arena, 630-3998

OCTOBER 30 Neil Diamond In his four decades as the sequined king of soft rock, Neil Diamond has sold over 92 million records worldwide, amassing over 35 Top 40 singles and 18 platinum albums. And, given his sold-out shows around the world, it’s clear that Diamond truly is forever. The celebrated artist comes to the Jacksonville Arena on Oc- tober 30th. Tickets: $54-$119. Jacksonville Veterans Memorial Arena, 630-3998

32 OCTOBER 2008 | eu jacksonville monthly day-by-day music events

OCTOBER 1 OCTOBER 6 Play Pause Repeat / Shoreline / Big City Send Battle for Planetfest: His Name Was Iron / Klinch Out The Pit, 223-9850 Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 Kofﬁ n Kats Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 Kingdom of Sorrow / Dance with a Victim / De- OCTOBER 7 vour the Dead Fuel Coffeehouse, 425-3835 Through the Fire / From the Pawn / Embrace the Miggs The Underground, myspace.com/theunder- Empire The Pit, 223-9850 groundjax Battle for Planetfest: Hith / Machine Critics / Baker Act Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 OCTOBER 2 Battle for Planetfest: Daliss / One Last Rose / OCTOBER 9 Word in Red Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 Donavon Frankenreite Freebird Live, 246-BIRD My Getaway / Young and Devine / The Hoodies Hark the Herald The Pit, 223-9850 The Pit, 223-9850 Knock Galley West / The Riot Before Doozer’s One Man Band / Charlie Walker Freebird Live, Pub, 738-8922 246-BIRD Palatka Bluegrass Festival Rodeheaver Boys’ Weaver and Caitlin Mellow Mushroom (Fleming Ranch (Palatka), (706) 864-7203 Island), 541-1999 Weaver and Caitlin Mellow Mushroom (Fleming The John Carver Band San Marco Listening Island), 541-1999 Room, 399-1740 Aaron Till & Tabea Anderfuhren San Marco Lis- Aaron Till & Tabea Anderfuhren Oct. 9, San tening Room, 399-1740 Marco Listening Room, 399-1740 Lis & Lon Williamson Oct. 16, San Marco Listen- Lis & Lon Williamson Oct. 16, San Marco Listen- ing Room, 399-1740 ing Room, 399-1740

OCTOBER 3 KID ROCK Less Than Jake Freebird Live, 246- comes to the BIRD St. Augustine First Friday in Five Points Concert Amphitheatre Series: SugarFreeMusic Fuel Cof- October 3rd feehouse, 425-3835 Danger Radio / Farewell / Brighten / Red Car Wire Jack Rabbits, 398- 7496 Kid Rock St. Augustine Amphithe- atre, 471-1965 Stevie Ray Vaughn Birthday Trib- ute: Sean Chambers / Anthony Gomes and the New Soul Cowboys / Damon Fowler Mojo Kitchen (Jacksonville Beach), 247-6636 UF School of Music World Music Ensemble Jacaré Brazil / Agbedidi / Guest Artists Downtown Gaines- ville, (352) 393-8746

OCTOBER 4 Newfound Glory / A Day to Re- member / 4 Year Strong / Crime In Stereo / ISHC Plush, 743-1845 Matt Hires / O.A.R. St. Augustine Amphitheatre, 471-1965 Randy Owen Florida Theatre, 355- 5661 Blues Traveler Freebird Live, 246-BIRD OCTOBER 10 Cellpan / Recycle the Soil / Crypteria The Pit, Staind / Seether / Papa Roach St. Augustine Am- 223-9850 phitheatre, 471-1965 The Roadshow Killers Doozer’s Pub, 738-8922 Crossin’ Dixon Freebird Live, 246-BIRD Grant Carlisle The Blue Room at Bourbon Street Hash / Lydia Cant Breathe / Free from Burden The Station, 641-8777 Pit, 223-9850 Dorean Lives / Fantone The Underground, David Allan Coe Crazy Horse at Bourbon Street myspace.com/theundergroundjax Station, 641-8777 Hours Eastly Ocean Club, 242-8884 Tracy Byrd UNF’s Lazzara Hall, 620-2864 Gasparilla Blues Allstars Mojo Kitchen (Jackson- Cabaret Español - A Night Of Spanish & Latin ville Beach), 247-6636 Music, Food & Fun Mark Lance Armory (St. Au- Palmetto Cats St. Johns Town Center, 642-8339 gustine), 417-5555 Julie Durden Oct. 4, European Street Cafe, 635- KYMYSTRY & Frynds Sharky’s Place (Orange 4167 Park), 215-5890 35th Annual “Crocodile Rock” Celebration Party OCTOBER 5 St. Augustine Alligator Farm, 829-2273 OPM / Rebelution / The Expendables Freebird Exmortus / Talk Sick Earth Doozer’s Pub, 738- Live, 246-BIRD 8922 Dead Science / Locust Grove Jack Rabbits, 398- Cruiserweight w/ The Scenic, Yearling, Jonas 7496 Sees In Color The Underground, myspace.com/ Gypsy Highway St. Johns Town Center, 642-8339 theundergroundjax » continues on page 34 »

eujacksonville.com | OCTOBER 2008 33 Rock for Rapha House: Wherefore Larry Mangum/Catherine When Ashes / Mourn No More / Carrion Angel / / Matlock / The Healing Process / Archer/Gary Douglas Camp- Eyes of Plague The Pit, 223-9850 Murray Hill The- Love and Reverie bell European Street Cafe, Teague Stefan Mojo Kitchen (Jacksonville Beach), atre, 388-3179 635-4167 247-6636 Mojo Kitchen The Legendary JC’s Cabaret Español - A Night Of Spanish & Latin (Jacksonville Beach), 247-6636 OCTOBER 12 Music, Food & Fun Mark Lance Armory (St. Au- Rode- Palatka Bluegrass Festival Senses Fail / Dance Gavin gustine), 417-5555 heaver Boys’ Ranch (Palatka), (706) Dance / The Number 12 Looks Sevendust / Taproot / Allyria / Dear Enemy Free- 864-7203 Like You / Foxy Shazam Fuel bird Live, 246-BIRD Ritz Theatre, 632-5555 Byron Cage Coffeehouse, 425-3835 Fasttaker The Underground, myspace.com/theun- St. Johns Town Park Street Jazz Trio Within the Ruins The Pit, 223- dergroundjax Center, 642-8339 9850 Artisan St. Johns Town Center, 642-8339 Downtown Gainesville, (352) Marce Battle for Planetfest: Echoes An Triur Downtown Gainesville, (352) 393-8746 393-8746 Through Chaos / Face 4 Radio Captain Hook West Inn Cantina, 389-1131 Captain Hook Box Seats, 908-7328 Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 Ministry Theory The Under- OCTOBER 18 OCTOBER 11 ground, myspace.com/theun- Gamble Rogers Festival featuring The Claire St. Augustine Montgomery Gentry dergroundjax Lynch Band Flagler College Auditorium, 797-2800 Amphitheatre, 471-1965 Fusion St. Johns Town Center, Fall Concert in the Park: The Boogie Freaks State Radio Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 642-8339 Fletcher Park, 396-4734 The DirtyGetCaughts / Joey Chop / W. Harvey Williams sings ‘Smooth & Classic Old Ocean Club, 242-8884 Transmit Now OCTOBER 13 School Music’ 5 Points Theatre, 358-0605 Cabaret Español - A Night Of Span- Shiny Toy Guns / Jonezetta Cabaret Español - A Night Of Spanish & Latin Mark ish & Latin Music, Food & Fun Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 Music, Food & Fun Mark Lance Armory (St. Au- Lance Armory (St. Augustine), 417- gustine), 417-5555 5555 OCTOBER 14 5 Day Beginning / 44 Down / Unit 25 The Under- Sharky’s Place KYMYSTRY & Frynds The Independents Doozer’s ground, myspace.com/theundergroundjax (Orange Park), 215-5890 Pub, 738-8922 Trains Follow Us / Grandpa’s Cough Medicine Freebird Live, 246-BIRD Art Sparks Autovaughn / Junior Revolu- Ocean Club, 242-8884 The Pit, Evenstill / Kaycee Epoch TONY BENNETT will be performing at tion Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 Leeland / Brother Mountain / Charise Murray Hill 223-9850 the Florida Theatre on October 17th Rosa Loves: 2nd Anniversary Theatre, 388-3179 Doozer’s Pub, Liberty! / Grabbag Party and Beneﬁ t Café Eleven, Nouveaux Honkies / Ben Prestage Mojo Kitchen 738-8922 heaver Boys’ Ranch (Palatka), (706) 864-7203 460-9311 (Jacksonville Beach), 247-6636 Jo Dee Messina & Billy Currington St. Johns Town Center, 642-8339 Dennis DeYoung: The Music Of Styx Jacksonville Hipp Street Trio UNF Arena, 620-2864 OCTOBER 15 Café Eleven, 460-9311 Landing, 353-1188 Willie Porter Stand Your Ground The Pit, 223-9850 OCTOBER 19 Murray Hill Theatre, Barbershop Harmony Times-Union Center: Moran Decemberadio Nashville Star on Tour Florida Theatre, 355-5661 Planetfest Battle for Mainstage 2008 Freebird october music events 388-3179 Theater, 633-6110 “LoudSOUNDLive” presents “Whimsical Fetus Live, 246-BIRD Rode- Le Monde St. Johns Town Center, 642-8339 Palatka Bluegrass Festival Octet Orchestra” conducted by Ryan Reno and W. Harvey Williams sings ‘Smooth & Classic Old Jason Irvin UNF Art Gallery, 620-2864 School Music’ 5 Points Theatre, 358-0605 Park Street Jazz Trio St. Johns Town Center, 642-8339

NINE INCH NAILS will be at the Jacksonville Veterans Memorial Arena on October 29th

OCTOBER 16 OCTOBER 20 All Time Low / Mayday Parade / The Maine / Just Surrender / The Higher / The Morning Of / Every Avenue Freebird Live, 246-BIRD The White Tie Affair Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 Delta Spirit Café Eleven, 460-9311 Weaver and Caitlin Mellow Mushroom (Fleming OCTOBER 21 Island), 541-1999 Matt Nathanson Freebird Live, 246-BIRD Lis & Lon Williamson San Marco Listening Room, Dolly Parton Jacksonville Veterans Memorial 399-1740 Arena, 630-3900 Once Nothing / Rose Funeral / The World We OCTOBER 17 Knew The Pit, 223-9850 Tony Bennett Florida Theatre, 355-2787 Ely Cathedral (UK) Choir of Men and Boys Christ Bradley Hathaway Murray Hill Theatre, 388-3179 Church (Ponte Vedra Beach), 285-7390

34 OCTOBER 2008 | eu jacksonville monthly OCTOBER 22 Orange Sky / Ring of Scars / My Friendz Band The Pit, 223-9850 Buckethead / That One Guy Freebird Live, 246-BIRD Security Frank’s Birthday Bash: Second Thief / Sent By Ravens / Red Letter Bullet / Astronautalis Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 For You and I / The Abandoned Murray Hill Theatre , 388-3179 Averman / Tieﬁ ghter / Truth is Music The Underground, myspace. Island Mood St. Johns Town Center, 642-8339 com/theundergroundjax Halloween Celebration & Costume Contest - Laughing Bones Downtown Gainesville, (352) 393-8746 OCTOBER 23 Captain Hook- Halloween Party Mellow Mushroom, 541-1999 Souls Harbor / Dead Pilot Music The Pit, 223-9850 Steel Train Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 Freebird Live, 246-BIRD The Faint PHOSPHORESCENT will be at Weaver and Caitlin Mellow Mushroom (Fleming Island), 541-1999 Café Eleven November 8th

OCTOBER 24 Electra Kill The Pit, 223-9850 Earl Greyhound / Wintersleep / Portugal the Man Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 The Cheetah Girls- One World Tour Jacksonville Veterans Memorial Arena, 630-3900 Blake Lewis Studio 80 at Bourbon Street Station, 641-8777 Tinsley Ellis Mojo Kitchen (Jacksonville Beach), 247-6636 Hipp Street Trio St. Johns Town Center, 642-8339 Umoja Orchestra Downtown Gainesville, (352) 393-8746

OCTOBER 25 The Drownout Fuel Coffeehouse, 425-3835 Unearth / Protest the Hero / The Acacia Strain / Gwen Stacy / White Chapel Freebird Live, 246-BIRD Steve Miller Band St. Augustine Amphitheatre, 471-1965 Dirt Messiah / Ninetail / Manbearpig / Thou Shall Burn / Mourn Warsaw Philharmonic w/Valentina Lisitsa Nov. 2, UNF Lazzara Hall, No More Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 620-2864 Brink of Something Beautiful Doozer’s Pub, 738-8922 Badfi sh Nov. 4, Freebird, 246-BIRD The Underground, myspace. Lunatic Picnic / The Blacksmiths Metro Station/Shwayze Nov. 5, Plush, 743-1845 com/theundergroundjax Nov. 6, Jacksonville Veterans Memorial Arena, 630-3900 Neva Dinova / McCarthy Trenching Café Eleven, 460-9311 Sugarland King of the Hill 2008 Semifi nals 1 Murray Hill Theatre, 388-3179 Michael W. Smith/Stephen Curtis Chapman Nov. 8, St. Augustine Gypsy Highway St. Johns Town Center, 642-8339 Amphitheatre, 471-1965 Larry Mangum and the Cowboy Orchestra European Street Cafe, Majic Slim & the Teardrops Nov. 8, Mojo Kitchen, 247- 6636 635-4167 Watch the Body Talk Nov. 8, Florida Theatre Nov. 8, Café Eleven, 460-9311 OCTOBER 26 Phosphorescent MURS Nov. 10, Café Eleven, 460-9311 Widespread Panic / Los Lonely Boys St. Augustine Amphitheatre, 471-1965 Trans-Siberian Orchestra Nov. 12, Jacksonville Arena, 630-3900 These Words Remain / All In Honor / Shall We Commence The Jerry Seinfeld Nov. 13, Times Union Center Pit, 223-9850 Styx Nov. 13, Florida Theatre, 355-2787 St. Johns Town Center, 642-8339 Le Monde Black Crowes Nov. 14, The St. Augustine Amphitheatre, 471-1965 Nov. 15, St Augustine Amphitheatre OCTOBER 27 Aire Traffi c Man Man / Tim Fite Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 Toby Mac’s Winter Wonder Slam Nov. 14, Jacksonville Arena Vince Gill Nov. 19, Florida Theatre, 355-2787 OCTOBER 28 Johnny Winter Nov. 20, Freebird, 246-BIRD Florida The- Joe Satriani / Mountain / Leslie West / Corky Laing Doobie Brothers Nov. 20, Florida Theatre, 355-2787 atre, 355-5661 Nov. 22, Florida Theatre, 355-2787 The Mezingers / The Riot The Pit, 223-9850 John Prine Emarosa / Breathe Carolina / Four Letter Lie / Pierce The Veil ZoSo Nov. 26, Freebird, 246-BIRD Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 Carlos Mencia Nov. 29, Times Union Center, 633-6110 Jason Mraz Dec. 2, Florida Theatre, 355-2787 OCTOBER 29 Delbert McClinton Dec. 5, Florida Theatre Freebird upcoming shows Reverend Horton Heat / Nashville Pussy / Reckless Kelly Dec. 13, Jacksonville Arena Live, 246-BIRD Jeff Dunham Nine Inch Nails Jacksonville Veterans Memorial Arena, 630-3900 A Morning with Men & Women of Courage featuring Stedman Graham Paddock Park / The Midnight Life / NovistaRock / Live Sharks The Dec. 12, Florida Theatre, 355-2787 Pit, 223-9850 Last Comic Standing Live Tour Dec. 26, Florida Theatre, 355-2787

The Degenerics / The Measure / Sharing Needles with Jesus Derek Trucks and Susan Tedeschi Dec. 27, Florida Theatre, 355-2787 Doozer’s Pub, 738-8922 Classic Albums Live: the Eagles: Hotel California Jan. 24, Florida OCTOBER 30 Theatre, 355-2787 Neil Diamond Jacksonville Veterans Memorial Arena, 630-3900 Leo Kottke Jan. 25, Florida Theatre, 355-2787 Jason Ricci & New Blood Mojo Kitchen (Jacksonville Beach), 247- Art Garfunkel & The Jacksonville Symphony Feb. 8, St. Augustine 6636 Amphitheatre, 471-1965 Jack Rabbits, Steph Taylor and the State Of / Christina Wagner Feb. 13, Jacksonville Arena 398-7496 Bill Gaither and Friends Weaver and Caitlin Mellow Mushroom (Fleming Island), 541-1999 Classic Albums Live: the Who: Who’s Next Feb. 18, Florida Theatre, 355-2787 OCTOBER 31 Classic Albums Live: the Beatles: Abbey Road March 25, Florida Corey Smith Florida Theatre, 355-5661 Theatre, 355-2787 Doozer’s 3rd Annual Halloween Blood Bash with Everybody Out Feb. 28 Jacksonville Arena, 630-3900 Doozer’s Pub, 738-8922 Monster Jam Perpetual Groove Freebird Live, 246-BIRD Classic Albums Live: the Doors: the Doors April 18, Florida Theatre, 355- Dredg Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 2787

eujacksonville.com | OCTOBER 2008 35 lisa lampanelli the loveable queen of mean shakes up jacksonville by eric staniford

Lisa Lampanelli’s standup is hard-hitting, raw and brutally funny. Her appearances on Celebrity Roast and audience-jabbing standup earned her fast growing fame and an upcoming one-hour HBO special. Her newest tour brings her to the Florida Theatre on October 3. We were lucky enough to talk the black kids in with Lisa before her arrival.

EU: Thanks for taking time for this interview. LL: I guess we’ll see if it’s worth it. the 904 by katherine stevens EU: So did you fi nd this style of comedy or did it fi nd photos by a.m. stewart you? LL: I think it fi nds you, but you have to listen and From local bars to European venues – they’re look for it. When you’re starting out you’re just back where it all began. Jacksonville’s recent claim going to do basic comedy like everybody else does. to fame, the Black Kids, are no strangers to the Duval Because you don’t know where it’s going to lead. scene, having all grown up here and been a part of the So what happened is, I just started listening to my inner-workings we so like to call “local indie rock.” And tapes. Listening to what made me laugh and what I on Friday, September 19th they hit the stage and rocked thought was funny - fi nding what tickled me when I out at Freebird Live in Jacksonville Beach. was listening. It was always some kind of insult to the A torrential downpour didn’t stop friends and fans from packing in to see the Black Kids’ post-internation- audience or to the MC or to the other comics. If it’s al popularity. Having been around since 2006, the band making me laugh, it’ll make these retards laugh. So I has played locally more than once and just recently re- listened for it. But it kind of makes it happen for itself. turned from a European tour. Decked out in their (probably soaked) dancing shoes, the crowd couldn’t help EU: I recently saw the skit you did with L.L.Cool J. but bring even more sunshine to the neon-lit venue. for MTV where they made fun of the movie “Misery.” Riverside’s own Sunbears! started the party, the LL: Grrrrrrrrrrrr… That was hot. perfect opener for a starlit night. A black and white striped piano, skinny jeans and a sick drum set graced the stage, along with two hip twenty-somethings and EU: It was brilliant. How did that come about? MTV has these things like artist of the week. L.L. was the artist of the week so he’s a funny a groovy sound. A screen draped and framed the back LL: of the stage; with pictures so psychedelic I questioned guy and a great actor. MTV pitched the ideas to me and him. I loved it. Are you kidding? I got whether someone had spiked my drink. to paw LL’s chest, even if I was dressed like that “Misery” twat. You know? Any up close and The face of drummer Jared Bowser spins ‘round personal with that guy and it’s like ‘wet spill on aisle nine.’ Even straight guys would f**k him. and ‘round, then starts coming at you at warped speed. Admit it bitch, you would! Colors so bright they’d make your own head spin blinked and danced along with the music and the cin- ematography. It was rad. And as if the aesthetics weren’t enough, Sunbears! proved (along with the Black EU: You have an HBO special coming up. How does that feel right now? Kids) that local rock is going a whole lot further than we thought. LL: That’s like when you know you made it. You feel like you’re up there with Chris Rock and As the Black Kids took the George Carlin. But I’m not dead or black so I’m better than them. It’s really going to be cool, I’m stage the crowd went more than taping November 21. I’m so excited! I can’t believe it. It has been a really good year obviously. wild. Hoots, hollers and shouts of “Hey Reggie!” were appropriately emitted into the drowning lights. The EU: Who infl uenced you coming up in comedy, and who do you look up to? group came on looking hip as ever, a LL: Well I didn’t have many infl uences, because we never watched comedy as a kid. We little more cultured and a little more watched the Dean Martin roast. You’re probably too young to remember, but they were these sophisticated than the same people roasts of all these celebrities like Sinatra and Lucille Ball and people like that. That’s all we just a year and a half earlier. Their watched in my house. We didn’t watch standup comedy. But I really still look up to Rickels, he’s new aura comfortably fi t the melodic an 83 year-old Jew and he’s still running around like a nut. Hell, he’s still younger than any of and synthesized beats that came to us at heart. So, him and Stern are really my heroes. And probably Bubba the Love Sponge, that follow. Just about everyone in the fat f**k. room knew the words to the songs, bobbing up and down to the music, waving their arms and smiling like EU: What do your fans have to look forward to? there was no tomorrow. I have the upcoming HBO pilot for a sitcom I’m shooting. And it is produced by none other LL: “It’s nice to be home,” said than the genius Jim Carey, who discovered me a year ago. This will be a very edgy sitcom. We Reggie as he took a swig of water between sets. are writing the script. I just saw the 2nd draft. It’s pure genius. Hopefully we’ll begin shooting in Hits like ‘I’m Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance with You’ brought home how far the the fi rst quarter of next year. If the Jews at HBO like it, it will become a series. That’s a pretty big Black Kids have come. As if hearing them on the radio wasn’t cool enough, hearing them in person made deal! it clear. Even English singer-songwriter Kate Nash has released her own version of ‘I’m Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance with You.’ For more on Lisa, check out her website insultcomic.com. The show ended (after an encore or two) with ‘Hurricane Jane,’ and who doesn’t know and love ‘Hurricane Jane?’ Adrenaline peaked. Pride shone on each of their faces. Their hometown crew knew their Lisa Lampanelli will be performing at the Florida Theatre October 3rd at 8pm. Tickets lyrics and loved their music. It couldn’t get much better than that. The combo of the Black Kids and the oh-so-sunny Sunbears! made for a groove-tastic Friday night. available for $32.75 at the Florida Theatre box offi ce (904) 355-2787, insultcomic.com and The mood was right. Duval music lovers were out. A little taste of home was within arms’ reach. Ticketmaster. To get more information on the Black Kids, go to: blackkidsmusic.com.

36 OCTOBER 2008 | eu jacksonville monthly theme park thrills halloween happenings by kellie abrahamson

alloween is upon us once more. For many that means trick-or-treating with the kids and nothing more, but for a select few Halloween trumps Christmas as the H most wonderful time of the year. First Coast residents in search of thrills and chills don’t have to look far to get into the holiday spirit, what with the multitude of Halloween happenings Jacksonville offers each year. But for those who want to kick their celebration up a notch, a road trip to one of the many theme parks nearby is the way to go. Here’s a look at what Halloween surprises our theme parks have to offer this year, from scariest to mild. halloween horror nights at universal, orlando September 26-November 1 (select nights) We’ll start our theme park terror tour with the reigning king of scares, Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Orlando. This year marks their 18th anniversary and promises to be the most frightening yet. The theme this time around centers on everyone’s favorite slumber party story, Bloody Mary, who will suck you into a world ﬁ lled with unspeakable terror if you chant her name in front of a mirror. Just after dark the shows and not-so-scary haunts that the little ones will enjoy. This year expect to come face to face with entire park is transformed into that world, with over a half a dozen haunted houses and countless other nocturnal critters, watch a death-defying motorcycle show and take a tour of the spookiest town around, scares around every corner. During the 23 nights of frights, the park will also have special shows including Hatterville. a tribute to Rocky Horror Picture Show and the return of illusionist/comedian Brian Brushwood, who was Regular admission is $45 and Junior/Senior admission is $40 and both include a Second-Day Free. part of last year’s Freak Show. Discount coupons are available at participating Wendy’s restaurants. For more information on Phobia, visit Due to the intense nature of Halloween Horror Nights kids younger than 13 should probably stay at phobiaevent.com. home. Tickets are $69.99 but Florida residents can save up to $33 dollars off of the price of admission with a UPC code from any Coca-Cola Classic, Diet Coke or Coke Zero product. For more information and to purchase tickets, visit halloweenhorrornights.com not-so-scary halloween at disney world September 5-October 31 (select nights) Kids of all ages will enjoy the Halloween party Mickey and Minnie have cooked up at Disney’s Not- howl-o-scream at busch gardens So-Scary Halloween celebration. Guests will enjoy trick-or-treating, a special Halloween parade, a bewitch- October 2-November 1 (select nights) ing ﬁ reworks display and, of course, all of the Disney rides and attractions you know and love. A trip further down south may be in order for Busch Gardens’ annual scare-o-thon, Howl-O-Scream. Tickets to this special family event are $49.95 for kids ages 3 to 9 and $55.95 ages 10 and up, but Now in its 9th season, Howl-O-Scream boasts six haunted houses, roaming hordes of creepy characters you can get a nice discount if you purchase your tickets in advance. Visit disneyworld.com/Halloween for and three twisted live shows. For an extra fee guests can take advantage of the Fright Feast, a deranged more information. dinner show featuring a full buffet and an exclusive performance of, One Wild Night, the newest Howl-O- Scream live show. Afterward, Fright Feast guests will get to check out the park a full half hour before the gates open. halloween spooktacular at seaworld Once again, this is an experience best left for grown-ups, so kiddies need to sit this trip to Busch Gar- October 4-31 (select days) dens out. General admission tickets are $64.95 but savings are available on advance ticket purchases for More family-friendly Halloween activities can be found at Seaworld during their Halloween Spooktacu- Passport Members, Florida Residents and with a coupon from participating Muvico Theaters or Budweiser lar. Unlike all the others this unique event takes place during the day, allowing even the youngest Hallow- retailers throughout the state. Tickets for the Fright Feast are an additional $22.95. For more information on een fan a chance to get into the spirit of things. This underwater “fantasia” includes a visit from Sesame this year’s event, visit raventwins.com. Street’s The Count, a look at the creepiest creatures of the deep and all the trick-or-treating you can handle. If you want to do something extra special for the kiddies, pay an additional fee and you can also spend the night with the sharks. SeaWorld’s Spooky Spectacular Sleepover gives kids ages K-5 and their families phobia at wild adventures a chance to come face-to-face with predatory polar bears and stealthy stingrays before snuggling into a September 27-November 1 (select nights) spooky slumber at Shark Encounter- just sleeping bags away from those toothy terrors of the deep. Wild Adventures dares you to face your fears at this year’s Phobia, their 4th annual Halloween event. Participation in Halloween Spooktacular is included in the cost of admission. SeaWorld’s Spooky Unlike Halloween Horror Nights and Howl-O-Scream, Phobia has been designed with the whole family in Spectacular Sleepover is $78 per person or $113 to include park admission. For more information on either mind. In addition to creepy haunted attractions and scare zones for the grown-ups, there are kid-friendly event, visit seaworld.org. local halloween happenings Jacksonville Zoo’s 21st Annual Spooktacular aged to dress as their favorite character. Expect If you’re planning on staying close to home this Halloween, here are 370 Zoo Pkwy, 757-4462 things to get messy, but always fun. Leave the the area’s haunted hotspots: October 24-November 1 (select dates), 6:30 pm kids at home. (See ad on page 21 for more info) to 9 pm Adventure Landing’s Hall of Terror and Haunted Evergreen Cemetery: Tales of Our City Tours This kid-favorite is sure to be a hit with the whole Dark Art Celebration River Ride 4535 N. Main St, 733-8352 family. The Zoo’s annual Halloween celebration in- Seawalk Hotel- 117 1st St. (Jacksonville Beach), 1944 Beach Blvd (Jacksonville Beach), 246-4286 October 18 & 19, 9 am to 3 pm cludes a trip to the Enchanted Forest, live entertain- 249-9981 October 10-November 1 (select dates), beginning Now in its 10th year, the Tales of Our City ment, food, bounce houses and more. As always, October 25, 7pm to 2 am at 7 pm cemetery tour is a fun way to get to know expect a ton of cool carved pumpkins and plenty of Make new art your treat this Halloween. Head This Jax favorite has a little something for Jacksonville’s past residents. Tour guides and trick-or-treating opportunities. Admission: $9 down to the Seawalk Hotel for the annual Dark everyone. Get freaked out in the always spooky dramatist will bring to life stories about the lives Art Celebration, where over 40 artists will have Hall of Terror or the brand new Haunted River of some of the interesting Jacksonville residents Rockey Horror Picture Show work on display and for sale. As always, the Ride at Shipwreck Island. Meanwhile, little guys buried in the historic graveyard. This creepy- Florida Theatre (Downtown), 355-2787 entire event will be set to the sounds of live will enjoy the not-so-scary fun of the HalloWEE but-fascinating annual event is not to be missed. October 24, midnight (doors open at 11 pm, street bands and DJs. Dark and sexy costumes are Zone. Admission: $10/per attraction, $16/combo Donations: $10/advance, $12/at the gate, $4/ fest starts at 8 pm) highly recommended. Admission: $5/ages 21 ticket for both children under 12 A cult movie classic where participants are encour- and up, $7/under 21

eujacksonville.com | OCTOBER 2008 37 NICK & NORA’S INFINITE PLAYLIST

Career & Education Open House Event

3 Educational grants available Wednesday, October 15 3 No waiting lists to get started Courtyard by Marriott 4670 Lenoir Ave. South 3 Earn your degree entirely through Jacksonville, FL 32216 distance learning 9 am 12 pm 7 pm october movies 3 Save thousands over traditional campus-based programs CURRENTLY SHOWING OCTOBER 3 EAGLE EYE This is a race-against-time thriller Nick (Cera) No waiting lists to get started! NICK & NORA’S INFINITE PLAYLIST where two strangers, Jerry Shaw (LaBeouf) and asks Nora (Dennings) to pretend to be his girlfriend Rachel Holloman (Monaghan), are thrown together for 5 minutes so he won’t have to feel as awkward by a mysterious phone call from a woman they around his ex, who just walked into the club where Register today by calling have never met. Threatening their lives and fam- Nick’s band is playing. But when the fake couple ily, she pushes Jerry and Rachel into a series of decides to kiss, sparks occur, leading to a fi rst date 1-877-725-9369 increasingly dangerous situations – using the tech- which seems to span all of New York City. Though nology of everyday life to track and control their they have nothing in common, except for their taste or visit us online at every move. As the situation escalates, these two in music, their chance encounter leads to an all- ordinary people become the country’s most wanted www.college-net.com/openhouse night quest to fi nd a legendary band’s secret show fugitives, who must work together to discover what and ends up becoming the fi rst date in a romance is really happening – and more importantly, why. that could change both their lives. Starring: Michael Starring: Shia LaBeouf, Michelle Monaghan, Rosa- Cera, Kat Dennings, Alexis Dziena, Ari Graynor, rio Dawson, Michael Chiklis, Anthony Mackie and Aaron Yoo and Jay Baruchel. Rated: PG-13 Billy Bob Thornton. Rated: PG-13, eagleeyemovie. com THE EXPRESS Based on a true story, this inspiring drama follows the extraordinary life of college NIGHTS IN RODANTHE Adrienne Willis (Lane) is a football hero Ernie Davis (Brown), the fi rst Afri- woman whose life is in chaos. She retreats to the can-American to win the Heisman Trophy. Raised tiny coastal town of Rodanthe, in the Outer Banks in poverty in Pennsylvania coal-mining country, of North Carolina, to tend to a friend’s inn for the Davis hurdled social and economic obstacles to weekend. Here she hopes to fi nd the tranquility become one of the greatest running backs in col- she so desperately needs to rethink the confl icts lege football history. Under the guidance of legend- surrounding her. Her wayward husband has asked ary Syracuse coach Ben Schwartzwalder (Quaid), to come home and a teenage daughter resents her he became a hero who superseded Jim Brown’s every decision. Almost as soon as Adrienne gets achievements and set records that stand to this to Rodanthe, a major storm is forecast and Dr. Paul day. As the growing civil rights movement divided Flanner (Gere) arrives. The only guest at the inn, the country in the ‘60s, Davis became a symbol Flanner is not on a weekend escape but rather is for achievement that transcended race. Refusing to there to face his own crisis of conscience. Now, fl inch from others’ prejudices, he achieved all his with the storm closing in, the two turn to each oth- goals -- until he faced a challenge that would make er for comfort and, in one magical weekend, set in most men crumble. He joined the ranks of black motion a life-changing romance that will resonate pioneers by teaching a generation tolerance, inspir- throughout the rest of their lives. Starring: Richard ing a movement that smashed barriers on and off Gere, Diane Lane, Christopher Meloni, James the fi eld. Starring: Dennis Quaid, Rob Brown, Omar Franco and Viola Davis. Rated: PG-13, nightsinro- Benson Miller, Clancy Brown and Charles S. Dut- danthe.com ton. Rated: PG

MIRACLE AT ST. ANNA A murder committed by BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUA A pampered Bev- post-offi ce worker Hector Negron in 1984 sets in erly Hills Chihuahua named Chloe fi nds herself motion an investigation that ties back to the experi- accidentally lost in the mean streets of Mexico ences of a battalion of black American soldiers who without a day spa or Rodeo Drive boutique any- became trapped in a Tuscan village during WWII. where in sight. Now alone for the fi rst time in her Four soldiers from the army’s Negro 92nd Division spoiled life, she must rely on some unexpected found themselves separated from their unit and new friends -- including a street-hardened German behind enemy lines. Risking their lives for a country Shepherd named Delgado and an amorous pup in which they are treated with less respect than the named Papi -- to lend her a paw and help her to enemy they are fi ghting, they discover humanity in fi nd her inner strength on their incredible journey the small Tuscan village of St. Anna di Stazzema. back home. Featuring the voices of Piper Perabo, Starring: Derek Luke, Michael Ealy, Laz Alonso, Jamie Lee Curtis, Drew Barrymore, Andy Garcia, Omar Benson Miller and Matteo Sciabordi. Rated: R Salma Hayek, George Lopez and Cheech Marin. miracleatstanna.movies.go.com Rated: PG

38 OCTOBER 2008 | eu jacksonville monthly well as George Sr., Barbara Bush is played by Ellen OCTOBER 10 Burstyn, Elizabeth Banks is Laura Bush and the ever SPECIAL MOVIE SHOWINGS lovable Karl Rove is portrayed by Toby Jones. Rich- SEX DRIVE Eighteen year old Ian fi nally gets the ard Dreyfuss takes aim as Dick Chaney and Scott October 7 The 2008-2009 Southern Circuit Tour Of Independent Filmakers Southern Circuit opportunity to lose his virginity when a woman he Glenn has the role of Donald Rumsfi eld. Rated: PG- provides a unique program where independent filmmakers and their films travel to communities meets online offers to have sex with him if he drives 13, wthefi lm.com throughout the South. “Beyond the Call” will be shown on October 7 at 7 pm at the Florida Community to Knoxville to meet her. Time for Ian to dust off College Nassau Campus. In “Beyond the Call” (produced and directed by Adrian Belic) Ed Artis, James the condoms and view some how-to sex videos to Laws and Walt Ratterman are three middle-aged men whose idea of adventure is taking desperately prepare for his long-awaited fi rst time. Going along OCTOBER 24 needed food and medicine into the world’s most forbidding yet naturally beautiful places, often at the for grins are Felicia and Lance. Ian has a thing for front lines of war. Felicia, but she in turn has a thing for Lance and the BROTHERS BLOOM Two brothers who are the totally confused trio take off on a road trip in Ian’s world’s best con artists live a high-style life until Not Just for Baby Boomers Film Series Enjoy free showings of Boomers’ favorite films on the 2nd brother, Rex’s beloved 1969 GTO -- without permis- one decides to quit their life of crime. However, his and 4th Thursdays each month at 5:45 pm in the Main Library’s Hicks Auditorium. October 9, The sion of course. Starring: Josh Zuckerman, Amanda brother persuades him to do one more job, swindling Godfather Directed by Francis Ford Coppola, starring Marlon Brando, Al Pacino, James Caan, and Crew, James Marsden, Camille Guaty, Charlie Mc- an eccentric millionaire. But things go wrong as Robert Duvall. Rated: R. October 23, The Exorcist Directed by William Friedkin, starring Ellen Burstyn Dermott. Rated: R Penelope, their intended target, turns the tables on and Linda Blair. Rated: R. Info: 630-1741 or jpl.coj.net. the duo. Starring: Rachel Weisz, Adrien Brody, Rinko BODY OF LIES Based on Washington Post colum- Kikuchi, Mark Ruffalo, Zachary Gordon. Rated: PG13 October 13 Monthly meeting of Jacksonville’s chapter of The International Laurel & Hardy nist David Ignatius’ 2007 novel about a CIA opera- Appreciation Society Movies to be screened at the meeting: 1935 Popeye cartoon, Can You Take It?, tive, Roger Ferris (DiCaprio), who uncovers a lead HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3: Senior Year As seniors L&H short subject The Laurel-Hardy Murder Case (1930), L&H feature The Big Noise (1944). Pablo on a major terrorist leader suspected to be operat- in high school, Troy (Zac Efron) and Gabriella (Van- Creek Library, 13295 Beach Blvd. 6:30 to 8:15 pm. Info: 246-0312 or leaveemlaughingtent.com ing out of Jordan. When Ferris devises a plan to essa Anne Hudgens) struggle with the idea of being infi ltrate his network, he must fi rst win the backing separated from one another as college approaches. Night Owl Cinema The St. Augustine Amphitheatre will show movies every other Friday night of cunning CIA veteran Ed Hoffman (Crowe) and the Along with the rest of the Wildcats, they stage a through November 7. Doors open at 6:30 pm and movies begin at 8 pm. Food is available from local collegial, but perhaps suspect, head of Jordanian spring musical to address their experiences, hopes restaurants. October 17th, Karate Kid Rated: PG and October 24th, Ghostbusters Rated: PG. Info: 471- intelligence. Although ostensibly his allies, Ferris and fears about their future. Starring: Zac Efron, 1965 or staugamphitheatre.com questions how far he can really trust these men Vanessa Anne Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale. Rated: G without putting his entire operation - and his life October 23 – December 11 Films at MOCA with the Jacksonville Film Festival 8 award-winning - on the line. Directed by Ridley Scott and starring PASSANGERS After a plane crash, a young thera- films from the Jacksonville Film Festival will be shown on Thursdays at 8 pm this fall in the MOCA Leonardo DiCaprio, Russell Crowe, Mark Strong, pist, Claire (Hathaway), is assigned by her mentor theatre. Movies will include Dohaa (Dark Waters), North Starr, Skills Like This, Remarkable Power, Golshifteh Farahani, Oscar Isaac, Simon McBurney. (Braugher) to counsel the fl ight’s fi ve survivors. The End, Cracker: The Last Cowboys of Florida, plus two more be announced. Tickets: $6/members; Rated: R, body-of-lies.com When they share their recollections of the incident $8/non-members. Info: 366-6911 or mocajacksonville.org

October 28 Rikki-Tikki-Tavi - Books Alive Spend a Saturday afternoon at the movies with Books Alive!- a screening series featuring films created from children’s literature. For kids of all ages and accompanying adults. Orson Welles narrates this fine animated feature based on Rudyard Kipling’s story about a brave mongoose who saves his English family from two deadly cobra snakes. Main Branch Library, 303 North Laura Street - 2:30 pm. Info: 630-2665 or jpl.coj.net.

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OCTOBER 17 -- which some say include an explosion that the airline claims never happened -- Claire is intrigued by MAX PAYNE Maverick cop Max Payne (Wahlberg) Eric (Wilson), the most secretive of the passengers. is hell-bent on revenge against those responsible Just as Claire’s professional relationship with Eric for the brutal murder of his family and partner. His -- despite her better judgment -- blossoms into a obsessive investigation takes him on a nightmar- romance, the survivors begin to disappear mysteri- ish journey into a dark underworld. As the mystery ously, one by one. Claire suspects that Eric may hold deepens, Max is forced to battle enemies beyond all the answers and becomes determined to uncover the natural world and face an unthinkable betrayal. the truth, no matter the consequences. Starring: Based upon the video game created by Remedy Anne Hathaway, Patrick Wilson, Chelah Horsdal, Entertainment and 3-D Realms Entertainment. Star- Ryan Robbins (II) and Andrew Wheeler (II). Rated: ring: Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Beau Bridges, PG-13 Chris “Ludacris” Bridges, and Olga Kurylenko. Rated: R OCTOBER 31 W. Whether you love him or hate him, there is no question that George W. Bush is one of the most ROCK N ROLLA When a Russian mobster orches- controversial public ﬁ gures in recent memory. In trates a crooked land deal, millions of dollars are up an unprecedented undertaking, acclaimed director for grabs, and all of London’s criminal underworld Oliver Stone is bringing the life of our 43rd President wants in on the action. Everyone from a dangerous to the big screen as only he can. This political com- crime lord to a sexy accountant, a corrupt politician mentary takes viewers through Bush’s eventful life and down-on-their-luck petty thieves conspire, col- -- his struggles and triumphs, how he found both lude and collide with one another in an effort to get his wife and his faith, and of course the critical days rich quick. Starring: Gerard Butler, Tom Wilkinson, leading up to Bush’s decision to invade Iraq. Star- Thandie Newton, Idris Elba and Chris ‘Ludacris’ ring Josh Brolin as George W. Bush, James Crom- Bridges. Rated: R

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