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1. ‘ 3’ non-Batfans have to be under- May 3, 2013 whelmed by the villains — the The real threat: Rust. A med- thief Selina Kyle (aka ) dling made “Iron Superheroes are muscling their way into the multiplex like never and a guy named Bane who, in Man 2” a muddled mess, with too the comics, is little more than a many characters. Ol’ Shellhead’s before. fans are thrilled — and afraid. How will their steroid-slamming luchador. rogues gallery is fairly limited, beloved idols fare in ’s hands? Here’s a guide to the heroes Cast: , Anne and the first two films used parts Hathaway, Thomas Hardy of his best comic stories. coming our way and the real threats that await them. Cast: Robert Downey Jr. — that’s — David Frese, McClatchy Newspapers 8. ‘: it, so far. MAN OF STEEL’ Illustration by Hector Casanova and Neil Nakahodo/Kansas City Star/MCT December 2012 2. ‘THE AMAZING The real threat: Bryan Singer SPIDER-MAN’ 4. ‘: Cast: None yet, but turn the Amazing Amazon into a and Zack Snyder. Singer direct- July 3, 2012 THE FIRST AVENGER’ plays the Jade Giant in … corporate shill who worries about ed the languid “Superman The real threat: Spider-fatigue. July 22 the breast-size on her action fig- Returns,” in which the universe’s ’s first two Spideys ‘THE ’ ures. A pilot was filmed, but most powerful man never The real threat: Nationalism. May 4, 2012 were exemplary, but No. 3 low- This tale of a 98-pound weakling NBC, the network reportedly punched anyone. When Snyder The real threat: Too much of a ered the bar so much that the who becomes a -slinging most interested in the project, was hired to direct a of good thing. This is a dream proj- franchise had to be rebooted. Nazi fighter shows great promise turned it down, confirming our that reboot, we were all excited ect of fangirls and fanboys every- Also: Spidey’s next foe is the — in the U.S. The studio is ton- fears about the project. How this until we saw “Sucker Punch,” where. , , Black Widow human-sized . Fierce! ing down the “America” thing for effects the chances of a big-screen which was just icky. (the redhead next to Hulk, above), Cast: , Emma overseas audiences, which can movie, tentatively scheduled for Cast: , , Captain America, Iron Man all in Stone make or break a film. Also: Joe 2015, is anyone’s guess. one movie. It’s being directed by Johnston’s last film was “The Cast: (TV pilot) Adrianne 3. ‘THOR’ , who, like the Hulk, Wolfman.” ’Nuff said. Palicki, Elizabeth Hurley, Cary 9. ‘’ Opened May 6 is loved intensely by a few and Cast: , Hayley Elwes June 17 totally ignored by everyone else. The real threat: Cheese. No Atwell, The real threat: Obscurity. Who need to wonder if audiences Cast: (In addition to Ruffalo) 7. ‘THE DARK is this guy? A test pilot with a would identify with a spoiled 5. ‘HULK’ Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, KNIGHT RISES’ magic ring and green pajamas? “god” who speaks with Sometime in 2012 , Samuel L. July 20, 2012 Green Lantern is among the top- Shakespearean formality and The real threat: Likability. Jackson, The real threat: Unrealistic selling characters in comics, but throttles punks with a hammer. Here’s a guy who smashes stuff expectations. We have high few outside the comic shop know The movie has raked in over $170 when he gets mad — essentially 6. ‘’ hopes, but maybe they’re too who he is. So now the cast is million and remains in the he’s a big green Charlie Sheen. Lost in limbo? high. Seriously: How do you top repeatedly comparing the film to office top 10 ... for now. Two previous Hulk films under- The real threat: Interpretations. “The Dark Knight”? Christopher “.” OK … Cast: Chris Hemsworth, Natalie whelmed. Now Guillermo del David E. Kelley, who brought us Nolan is keeping the story under Cast: , Blake Portman, is making a Hulk TV show. TV’s “Ally McBeal,” hoped to wraps, and that’s cool, but even Lively,

‘THE ’ ‘’ ‘JUSTICE ‘ AND ‘ANT-MAN’ ‘DR. STRANGE’ 2013 2013 LEAGUE: MORTAL’ ’ 2014 Unknown A police scientist in HBO’s “Entourage” 2013 Unknown A biochemist creates An egotistical surgeon his crime lab is zap- featured a fictional Recently announced, Partnered in comics, a size-changing for- seeks mystic advice ped by lightning to film about the king of it’s comic publisher but separate projects. mula and communi- to repair his injured become the fastest Atlantis, and thus, life DC’s superteam Cage is super-strong cates with ants. Edgar hands — and man alive. imitates art. answer to Marvel’s and invulnerable; the Wright (“Shaun of the becomes the world’s “Avengers.” other is a martial Dead”) is attached to sorcerer supreme. artist. direct.

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