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VOL. 31, NO. 52 50 CENTS GANGES, BRITISH COLUMBIA WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 26,1990 Atkins commits support for VHP Uncertainty over future funding nation, December 14, providing him for the Victoria Health Project is self the opportunity to speak out causing concern at the Capital about funding the VHP. He ex Regional District and has sparked pressed concern that funding could one resignation. be split off from a variety of sources The uncertainty spills over to Salt and the project could lose its coor Spring where the successful Seniors dinated initiative. For Seniors program obtains funding "It's just so ironic that govern from the VHP. ment does something that borders on the brilliant and then changes the By BILL WEBSTER funding," he told the Driftwood Driftwood Steffi Writer The Victoria Health Project was initiated three years ago; the $8 mil lion in funding runs out in March of Salt Spring's director to the CRD next year. Julia Atkins says she will continue The project aimed to create an pressuring the provincial govern atmosphere of individual respon ment to commit to full funding for the sibility and self-reliance based on VHP "which represents (a) new at community health care. titude and approach to health care in B.C." For instance, elderly people were CRD health care committee mem encouraged to stay in their homes ber Bryan Watt handed in his resig HEALTH PROJECT A8 Arctic system blasts island with snowfall Winter unleashed its fury on the Gulf Islands three days before its of ficial start, resulting in chaos on island roads. Ganges RCMP documented six accidents December 18, and numerous other vehicles were left stranded in ditches. Ferry service on various routes backed up somewhat but only the Vesuvius Queen failed to cope with the weather.
By BILL WEBSTER Drftwood Staff Writer
While snow dusted the island for most of the morning, heavy snow began falling by 1:30 p.m. and continued into the early evening. By the time the storm moved on, it had dumped 3.6 centimetres (1.4 inches) of snow on the island. Temperatures hovered around -5 degrees Celsius, dipping to -12 Cel sius at higher levels. SUP, SUDING AWAY: Island youngsters Anthony Shortly after the heavy snowfall began, ice slicked the roads. Graham and Derek Shelly Vehicles skidded off roadsides all over the island. One driver lost con enjoy the recent snowfall trol near the top of Ganges Hill and struck a hydro pole, cutting off (top, left), while Derek Shel power to numerous residents. ley takes a tumble (above). SNOW STORM A2 At top, an Island woman fights the elements In Cen tennial Park, and at right, Linda Taylor and Alicia GST and Canada Post Coelho bundle up for the cold. Driftwood photos by Derrick lundy lead to price increase Gulf Islands Driftwood single newspaper could increase at least issue cost will go to 60 cents from the eight-fold as they rise from 5.2 cents current SO cents effective January 1, to 41 cents or more based on weight 1991. The increase involves subscribers on Part of the increase will go letter carrier routes. towards the federal government's Newspapers received notice of new Goods and Services Tax. The the increase December 1 and the Analysts currently considering rest will provide an increase to Canadian Community Newspapers dealers who sell the newspapers and Association which represents 675 Driftwood Publishing Ltd. community papers across the country results of recreational survey A lower price per copy is avail has launched a protest able to subscribers living on the Gulf "Many newspapers run year-end The results of a survey documenting recreation He hopes the survey produces a good repre Islands who can receive the subscription campaigns as the al needs and wants of Salt Spring Islanders are in sentational sample, by including people of all ages, Driftwood for 52 weeks at a cost of Driftwood did," said Carlson. "The the hands of analysts, and will soon be released. family sizes and income levels. Respondents were $21 plus the seven per cent GST. timing is very poor and the difference Seventy per cent — or about 500 — of 700 not required to identify themselves bv name on the Elsewhere in Canada, subscrin- IS RItTF!TTV» " PageA2 GULF ISLANDS DRIFTWOOD Wdnwday, Decemiw 26, 1990
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Local accident rates rose as fast as accident, regardless of the weather or snow fell and roads froze last week, road conditions at the time. causing havoc for the Insurance Cor She corrected one myth that poration of British Columbia. Storm: an ICBC nightmare claims made by people with summer Corporation spokesman Kim tires on their vehicle would not be Prissick told the Driftwood Thursday Claim Centre, for example, received She said ICBC urges people to driving cannot be found, she said, accepted by ICBC. She said claims that south coast Dial-a-Claim centres 4,100 calls on Wednesday and were take public transportation, if pos people should "just take extra care will still be processed even if cars are were dealing with "a very heavy load only able to deal with 2,300 claims. sible, when roads are as hazardous as and caution behind the wheel." not equipped with proper snow tires. on the phone" after snow and freez Prissick said that while the centre they were last week. "People are just Prissick confirmed that people Prissick advises people to not call ing temperatures turned many roads worked overtime, it was not operat not used to driving in these condi who are not insured for collision on Dial-a-Claim centres until the after into skating rinks. ing at full staff because some tions," she said, which makes acci their vehicles are responsible for any noon, when the initial morning The Lower Mainland Dial-a- employees could not get to work. dents more likely. If alternatives to damage incurred to their car in an onslaught of calls has subsided. SNOW STORM Aluminum Windows for your lifetime! From Page Al Cars backed up in both directions of coffee to residents who waited in cleared from the roadside. WE ARE CLOSED FOR A SHORT HOLIDAY on Fulford-Ganges Road and local his restaurant for the hill to re-open. Meanwhile at Vesuvius, the TILL JAN. 3 — sorry for any Inconvenience. RCMP closed the hill to south-bound Watching vehicles skate down the Vesuvius Queen left the dock at 6:07 traffic slick surface of the hill became a p.m. for the trip to Crofton. The little Phone today for details: "We had to close the hill," said spectator sport for patrons. ferry made a safe but weatherbeaten CALL MON.-FRI. Sergeant Larry Wendel who directed Children walked home from passage to the wharf on the other side 8 AM-4:30 PM traffic at the comer of Fulford-Gan school, slipping and sliding in the ice by 6:28 pjn. The vessel sat at the BRUCE ges Road and Seaview Avenue. and snow. Crofton dock until 10:15 p.m. when "There were vehicles all over the The sanding struck arrived at the the high winds let up and the return road." hill by 3:40 p.m. but RCMP kept the trip could be made safely. 4^43 ROY At the Cheshire Cat, owner Clive road closed until 4:30 p.m. by which That last trip arrived at 10:39 p.m. 222 Musgrave Rd. FAX 653-4100 Free Estimates Williams was kept busy selling cups time most of the vehicles were carrying 12 vehicles and 29 pas sengers. • ISLANDERS SERVING ISLANDERS SINCE 1976 Ferries on the other routes ran late, said Bill Bouchard of the B.C. Ferry Corporation. & "Things worked out well, despite iiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiH liiiiniimg the weather," he commented. Hydro crews were kept busy res toring power at various locations on JONATHAN L. OLDROYD the island. Lights went out when Barrister & Solicitor poles were hit by vehicles. High winds and blowing snow also added Notary Public to the problems as linemen worked General Legal Practice into the night to ensure power surged to homes. "Above the Pharmasave" At one point in the storm, traffic P.O. Box 430, Ganges, B.C. heading north on Lower Ganges V0S 1E0 Road backed up from the curves at Booth Canal Road to close to TEL: FAX: Brinkworthy Road. Drivers ex -2752 537-4531 perienced difficulty negotiating the slight hill just past Booth Canal Road and the traffic behind waited. The weather Victoria office ex plained the situation to the Driftwood: a high-pressure Arctic air mass moved south and met a high pressure ridge. The storm was caused by the northern air moving across and over the stationary front which sat just off-shore. By Wednesday morning, when LAW OFFICE Stormy weather conditions caused havoc for drivers on Ful the sun came out, most of the ford-Ganges Road last week. problems were sorted out, although traffic continued to crawl hesitantly niifiiiirifiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuuimin: around the island on slick roads.
WEATHER A New Year Is Waiting In The Bay.... CLOSED UNTIL JAN. 7 FOR HOLIDAYS & INVENTORY. Hope yours is smooth sailing all the wayl OUTLOOK: For the week FOR EMERGENCY CALL 537-5961. starting Monday, Dec. 24. from Murray, Ross and the crew at TIDE TABLES AT FULFORD HARBOUR Weatherman promised a moderating trend to disrupt the HARBOURS END STANDARD TIME — ADD 1 HR. FOR DAYLIGHT SAVING winter weather icing the island. 29 0500 10.9 1 He isn't sure when it will MARINE & EQUIPMENT LTD. 8.0 SA 0805 10.4 occur but when it does, 7.4 1225 11.4 temperatures should get above Closed for holidays and inventory 11.3 2050 .2 freezing and rain will fall. 3.5 30 0545 11.4 1 until Monday, January 7. 8.9 SU 0920 10.6 8.7 1315 11.5 11.3 2135 —.3 FOR EMERGENCY PLEASE CALL 2 2 31 0620 11.7 INDEX MO 1025 10.5 537-5961 1410 11.3 Arts A18 2220 —.3 JAN. Beyer A6 1 0655 TU 1125 Business Directory.. A26-27 1510 2305 Classifieds A28-30 2 0730 WE 1225 Down the Years B4 1610 Editorial A4 2350 Letters. A5-7 537-4202 Real Estate Bl-12 Harbours End, Ganges Wedneiday, December 26, 1990 GULF ISLANDS DRIFTWOOD Page A3
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ON THE HILL: Tuesday's snowstorm caused the usual havoc on Lee's Hill, as vehicles able to Dr. Lorraine Machell move forward dodged those that could not The hill later received a heavy dose of sand and salt to avoid further awkward scenes. Some other island roads remained treacherous all week. is pleased to announce the Driftwood photo by Dacriok Lundy RELOCATION OF HER DENTAL CLINIC to the CREEKHOUSE as of January 2 (164-A Fulford-Ganges Road) Island schools feel effects DENTAL APPOINTMENTS available at 537-5222. of slippery, snowy roads r.S(SS!SSSiSSlSiSfSiSSSlSlSSS& Many Salt Spring students had school, Aust said they "sat in the dark School staff were at school on Wed difficulty getting home in the snow in the library with candles." Food nesday but had only 50 students to last Tuesday afternoon, and school was provided to stranded children. teach. Regular enrolment is 475. hallways echoed with emptiness Luckily, she said, several com Fernwood Elementary had the "Let me help Wednesday when most students munity members with four-by-four highest number and percentage of you with your stayed warm at home. vehicles came to the rescue. Aust said students on Wednesday. Over 60 of Buses were unable to take stu even people without children at the the school's 296 pupils made it to financial needs." dents home in the fast-falling snow school provided a shuttle service. school. on Tuesday and did not run on Wed "They heard we were in trouble Gulf Islands Secondary School • Financial Planning nesday due to hazardous road condi and couldn't get kids home so they vice-principal Hugh Archer said the • I lie Insurance tions. They were back in operation volunteered to help out," she ex school's policy is that it is "always • Disability Income • Annuities and RRII '«. Thursday covering most island plained. open" unless closed by district super • RRSP's routes. She said these "angels of mercy" intendent Mike Marshall. Archer said • (ilC's and Sayings Plans Fulford Elementary had the told her to contact them in the future students are advised to listen to • Employee Benefits lowest turnout of island schools on if their assistance is needed. Victoria's CKDA radio station to FRED SANDERS Wednesday with only 13 pupils in Salt Spring Elementary also verify closure during inclement /1 The Mutual Group attendance. Principal Barb Aust told housed some students until almost 6 weather and have a phone list to in 105 Rainbow Rd., 2nd Floor the Driftwood many children stayed p.m. Tuesday, said office secretary form each other of bus operation. 537-4220 office LUJ at the school until 5:45 p.m. Tuesday Yvonne Fee. She estimated that only 537-2098 residence Facing Tomorrow afternoon waiting for rides to take about 50 of the school's 350 students School attendance increased on I kerned *ith Mutual I .lie el C anudj Together them home. were in class on Wednesday. Thursday with buses again on the Because the power was off at the All Gulf Islands Secondary road. SURVEY From Page Al THE SPORTS TRADERS The school board and architects work on design concepts after talking want to come up with the kinds of to teachers in January, now is the time NEW AND USED facilities we would like to see in the to express desires for recreational DISCOUNT SPORTS school," he said. The PRC can then f acili ties in the new school. start work on a shared use and cost Survey results will be detailed in agreement with the school, which future issues of the Driftwood. will be necessary before final plans Happy New Year are made. from... "We need a clear agreement on how it (recreational facilities) would be paid for," he stressed. GANGES' NEWEST AND MOST UNIQUE Approval of construction costs, RAINBOW & NEW & USED DISCOUNT SPORTS STORE! cost sharing and tax dollars required RENTALS LTD. "obviously will have to go to referen ^ CASH-IN OR TRADE-IN dum," said Lamb. He pointed out that one of the questions on the survey SALE ^ YOUR GOOD USED SPORTS EQUIPMENT. dealt with how much respondents CONTINUES ^ DISCOUNT PRICES ^ HUGE SELECTION would be willing to pay in taxes for while stocks last. new faculties. Having a ball-park idea of how much revenue might be expected through taxation is also Bikes & Gumboots "MAKING SPORTS AFFORDABLE" helpful for planning, he indicated. PRICED BELOW BELIEF! While the household question naire received a healthy response, he WINTER HOURS: said the survey of recreational user Mon.-Fri. 8-5 groups "is not as complete as I had Sat. 9-4 hoped." Getting together with such Cnn B. Wrtlc In.) TE^Hm PagoA4 GULF ISLANDS DRIFTWOOD WdrtOKfry, Dmmlur 26. 1990
GulfIslands President Frank Richards Publisher Joyce Carlson CCNA Editor Susan D. Lundy BCYCNA Reporters Bill Webster BRITISH •CNA COLUMBIA Gail Sjuberg @ ANO YUKON Advertising Jeff Outerbridge COMMUNITY Driftwood NEWSPAPERS Damaris Rumsby tt i ASSOCIATION I'ubhshL-d every Wednesday a: Ganges, B.C. by Office Catherine McFadyen Driftwood Publishing Ltd. Claudia French MEMBER: 126 Ippcr Ganges Road Christine Mark Canadian Community Newspapers Association Bo* 2S0, Ganges, B.C. VdS Hit) Production Anne Lyon B.C. & Yukon Community Newspapers Association Phone S37-W33 Ku 5372613 Viaona Direct 6551619 Cathy Mack YEARLY SUBSCRIPTION RATES: Office hour,: X:30am-4:30 pm, Monday-Friday Jill Fowles In the Gulf Islands SIS; Elsewhere in Canada S25: Foreign S"5 Second Class Mail Registration No. 0803 New Year's resolutions for Salt Spring Island
New Year's resolutions: something Volunteer firefighters, auxiliary holiday season — but as a day-to seawalk this year, allowing us to see many of us make and something most police, service clubs, societies, and day, year-round project. and use the final result of an excellent of us break. task force, commission and commit • Let islanders who "have" con concept? But as Salt Spring Islanders move tee members ... the list of hard tinue to give so generously to those working, unpaid people is endless. who "have not." Time and time again • As a final and important resolu into the new year, we might take a tion: may we maintain the island few moments to make some island- We need to give these people the the generosity of island residents thanks and recognition they deserve. overwhelms those in need. magic which drew us here and which wide resolutions for the pending 12 continues to nourish us as we go months of 1991. This is such a positive charac teristic of islanders: let's promote it about our daily lives. • May we solve the garbage issue • May we free the roads of drink and be proud of it. We wish everyone the best for with minimal mud-slinging, moving ing drivers — not just during this • Do we dare resolve to finish the 1991. away from the island's too-typical reaction of choice: confrontation rather than negotiation. Let's put our heads together calmly, approach the situation with open minds, putting aside any pre-planned outcome; pool our collective knowledge, informa tion, and data; and find the right solu tion. Let's keep personalities and agen das out of the decision making process of an issue which is of such importance to our future. • May we as adults recognize the important contribution made to society by youth; may we strive to make the youth of this island recog nize their importance by directing as much energy to them as to other sec tions of the community. May we generate the funds to promote healthy activities for our teens. • In considering island transporta tion issues, may we work to present a unified voice to the B.C. Ferry Cor poration. We have the corporation's ears, let's not blow our chances for finding workable solutions, by trying to talk louder than the next group. • Let us remember to thank the many, many volunteer workers on the
island who dedicate so much of their time for the unselfish betterment of others. A serious reminder during a joyful season To others it appeared he "had it 60 per cent of cases involve impaired other collisions — both head-on ac all:" he was a high school basketball driving charges — and reflect on the cidents involving impaired drivers— star; a protege in football, track and increasingly severe penalties to give resulted in severe injuries. The mar soccer. a second thought to alternative post- gin between life and death is narrow He took top marks in all his clas party transportation. in car accidents like these. Any one ses; he was well-received by mem Ott^R"^ Hefty fines, imprisonment, driv of those passengers could have be bers of different high school cliques. ing prohibition. They're all just killed or crippled for life. He could attend a gathering of any words until you 're sending those che The real deterrent to drunk driving group, fit in and be welcomed. SUSAN D. LUNDY ques off to the courthouse, spending should not be the likelihood of get Cars were his passion by the end weekends at Wilkinson Road ting caught, but rather, the possibility of junior high school. He took an old statement in our Grade 12 school an could have been anyone at the party penitentiary and walking or hitching of killing or injuring yourself, your Fiat and turned it into the hottest car nual. before it Could have been me. a ride to work. spouse, your children, your friend or in the school yard, rebuilding the en But his future ended less than a Elsewhere in this paper an adver Many, many of us have walked an unknown victim. gine, re-painting it red, pumping it up year after we graduated. He turned tisement warns islanders against from the pub or a party — flushed The time to decide not to drink with mag tires. the wheel of his prized Fiat over to a drinking and driving. The with confidence, feeling invincible and drive is before you even leave the By high school, my friend had friend who had consumed fewer beer photograph depicts island RCMP, — and started up the car. Many of us house. It's too easy to get into the car amhnlance and firefifihtinE nerson- have never been stopped by police. after a few drinks. Wednetday, December 26. 1990 GULF ISLANDS DRIFTWOOD Page A5
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Africa. At the present time he is the nice to hear, although as the gym such a tragic and sensitive case in our official bodies on the island which Confusing prime consultant to the Ontario filled, the adult chatter rose to the local newspaper. involves many hours of meetings. To the Editor, Crown Corporation which is respon point of almost drowning out the I would emphasize to the public The medical attendance at these I attended my last solid waste sible for the safe disposal of in children's carols. If these people had that a very thorough form of scrutiny hospital meetings is against the committee meeting on September 24 dustrial and toxic wastes in Ontario. walked in while Tuned Air was sing exists at the Lady Minto Hospital in strong advice of the B.C.M.A. which during which the committee Mr. Anderson chose as his topic ing, would they have kept talking? I the form of medical audit Every case recommends doctors withdraw from reviewed a draft of a flyer, authored the construction of landfills, the costs think noL (emergency and inpatient) passes all committees until their negotia by a small group of committee mem which could be anticipated in then- As I said before — these children through the audit and if disciplinary tions with the government are satis bers. construction, together with the worked very hard for this evening, action is necessary such is legally factorily concluded. I pointed out the distinct slant of hazards to be dealt with. His terms of and I believe they should have been pursued. Certainly, the Cherry and the flyer and some misinformation reference did not include a detailed shown the respect they not only The public should also be aware Borsman families deserve our sym which would confuse the reader. analysis and costs of specific dis earned but most definitely deserved. of the great concern for their welfare pathy. Having a respect for the intel posal sites on Salt Spring. PAULINE BATH, and future health care being DR.P.ROWELL, ligence of the flyer reader, I insisted It was most unfortunate that at Ganges negotiated and planned by numerous Ganges the flyer be factual and unbiased, thus question time Mr. Anderson was sub not compromising the credibility of jected to unwarranted rudeness and Play, then work the committee. interruption from those in the On reading a borrowed copy of audience who felt that he had no per To the Editor, We're your local airline! the flyer I noticed my advice was sonal experience of problems on Salt In Ireland, when the pub becomes disregarded. Spring. too crowded, the people go out into The August 17, 1990 revision of As a result of this, many left the the street; sometimes there are more the Gartner-Lee consultants report meeting remembering only the dis people outside than in. We are careful Charters courteous treatment of Mr. Anderson available claims an on-island landfill tipping with our glasses and we throw our anytime, fee on January 1, 1992 would be and other speakers on the panel. paper garbage about When everyone anywhere one way $89.19 per tonne ($.56 per 14 pound If good speakers are to be at has gone home an amazing thing hap bag). tracted to the island they must be pens. Somebody cleans up — either On January 1, 1992, Hartland assured of a fair hearing. There is an employee of the pub, or next NEW SCHEDULE: Road Landfill will be charging $90 little incentive for a man of Mr. morning a professional garbageman per tonne ($.57 per 14 pound bag Anderson's standing and experience does the job. Mon.-Fri. — Islands —• Vancouver 8 am (arriving by 9am) with a $5 minimum charge) plus ferry to return to Salt Spring. A pity that a Now, here in Canada, the same Mon.-Fri. — Vancouver-^ Islands 3:30 pm fees, time and gasoline. few loudmouthed individuals can system would work well in our sum In 1993 an on-island landfill tip give our community a poor reputa mer beer gardens. We all know that HARBOUR AIR LTD. tion! 3 blocks west of Canada Place ping fee would be $90.11 per tonne there is a mess after a party, so why (Pan Pacific Hotel) on the Harbour Rd. ($.57 per 14 pound bag) while PATRICIA MASSY, get all sanctimonious about it? Hartland Road will be $ 120 per tonne After work, play. After play, [ffl Reservations: 1-800-972-0212 ($.76 per 14 pound bag with an un work. Get along kiddies. known minimum charge). No conflict You're welcome. Some of the estimated costs in the Regarding garbage, I would like Gartner-Lee report are excessive. To the Editor, to donate a piece of land for a new Using more realistic actual costs will Thanks to the good sense of both "clean" landfill. Nothing capable of Hearing Problems? result in a lower tipping fee for an Ken Stewart, Conservation Officer leaching toxins would go in it Ad on-island landfill. and Sergeant Larry Wendel of the joining the landfill I would like to Our hearing aid specialist, Doug Koeslag, will be Capital funding for an island RCMP, there should be no conflict donate five acres for a recycling between safety for the High School conducting hearing evaluations in our Ganges landfill would be provided by inves operation. As well, I pledge two days office on Friday, Jan. 4, from 10 am-3 pm. If you tors seeking a 10 to 12 1/2 per cent rowing program and the HMO. a month of volunteer work at this return on investment, not through An adequately powered safety recycling facility. A few hundred feel the need for hearing assistance, give us a call taxpayers as noted in the flyer. boat, standing onshore, together with others could donate time too, and because... The highest environmental stand basic good safety precautions, should we'd need only minimal grants from ards were employed by Gartner-Lee keep the rowing activities active. the government "YOU SHOULD HEAR WHAT YOU'RE MISSING" in costing out a new landfill for Salt The Electric Motor Only ruling Can someone give me the land Spring Island. will make the lake infinitely safer for that I'll donate? heh hen. ISLAND ACOUSTICS INC. An on-island landfill would be activities such as rowing, sailing, KEITH MCHATTJE, operated through a society with all fishing and swimming, as well as Ganges users having membership. helping to reduce a very serious pol Gulf Clinic 537-4446 With less than two years of life, lution program. If the rowing club and school Demands reply short of draining Heal Lake, Hartland -VANCOUVtK ISLAND'S HIARINC AID SPECIALISTS" Road Landfill is a poor option for a board can demonstrate the same good To the Editor, long term solution to our garbage. sense as the RCMP and Conservation The article on the front page of the Hopefully the above facts counter Service, the rowing program should December 12 Driftwood demands a some of the misinformation con be very successful. reply. As I was quoted in the article, tained in the flyer. THOMAS HALL I suggest that the reporter reflect MOUNTAINTOP AERIE JOHN ELL ACOTT, Board Member, carefully on the short phone conver Fulford Harbour SSI Water Preservation Society sation she had with me during a busy Monday office (approximately one Learn respect minute). To the editor, I denied knowledge of the articles Unwarranted I would like to express my in the Victoria and Vancouver papers To the Editor, gratitude to the students and staff of regarding the Borsman-Cherry case On Monday, December 10,1 at Femwood Elementary School for the because I had not seen or heard of tended a community meeting to learn enjoyable evening on December 13. them. I knew that a medical problem about the problems of solid waste A lot of time and hard work must had existed and that litigation was in disposal and the solutions possible. have gone into this Christmas event process (seven years ago). Perhaps We were fortunate to have as main I believe a good time was had by all. the reporter could have found the speaker, Mr. Grant Anderson, a Unfortunately though, I think some time to interview face to face the director of Gartner-Lee Ltd., known adults must be re-taught the meaning appropriate medical representatives throughout North America as an ex of "respect for others," as well as (eg. chief of staff and president of pert in the field of hydrogeology. He what the word "manners" means. medical staff) and the hospital ad has also lectured in Europe and Mr. Creswick's choir was very ministrator before embarking on
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Send your name and address, and * CHRISTMAS HAMPER PROGRAM - If you need one or know VICTORIA — As if the cabinet shuffle wasn't embarrassing those of your friends and relatives, someone who does, phone the centre to register name & address. enough, Premier Vander Zalm had to refer to it as a cabinet for and we'll send full details of this the 21st Century. historic event * RECYCLE FACT: If this is what the next century has in store, Arthur C. Clarke Parties, sports, a banquet and If everyone in the U.S. recycled their Sunday newspapers (including the comics) how many trees would we save every week? had better rewrite his bestsellers 2001 and 2010, lest folks be dance and more will fill the four days. A. 10.000 B. 200.000 C. half a million too optimistic about the future. Mail your list today to: A.E. Yup...(C) is the answer. It's difficult to decide what's most embarrassing about the Peacock Collegiate, 145 Ross Street —SO Simple Things Kids Can Do to Save the Earth cabinet shuffle, the return of Bud Smith, the appointment of an East, Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan, * FREE MADO BUMPER STICKERS are available. absolute political rookie to the all-important environment Canada. S6H 0S3. Phone (306) 693- * 2 RECYCLE LOCATIONS: Cardboard, office paper, paper, glass portfolio or the equally disconcerting choice for labour minister. 4626. and cans at GVM; paper, glass and cans behind the Fulford Inn. Smith's return to cabinet is somewhat bewildering. True, I BILL TAYLOR, never expected the premier to be too worried about his former Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan attorney general having mixed politics with justice, but con sidering Vander Zalm's preoccupation with everyone else's morality, I thought that Bud might remain a has-been. In his finite wisdom, however, the premier brought Smith back into the cabinet fold as regional and economic develop Last Chance ment minister. There are times, the premier said, when strong people are needed in certain portfolios. Smith said he had learned from his misfortunes, but he wouldn't elaborate. to beat the G.S.T. Cliff Serwa's elevation to environment minister is a Vander Zalm classic. The MLA for Okanagan South has never held a cabinet post His only experience is four years as a backbencher. Job demands an experienced politician YEAR END Vander Zalm's only reaction to critics was tha*. he'd pit Serwa against "any environment minister in North America." What is this? My-dad-is-stronger-than-your-dad? The environment portfolio is, by far, the most important job in any cabinet today. The job demands an experienced politician who can go a round or two with Ottawa, ride herd on industry SALE and keep the environmental groups happy. Serwa isn't it. I will give Serwa credit for honesty. He admitted that he Fri., Sat., Sun. & Mon., Dec. 28-31 — 10 am-6 pm doesn't have much of a clue about his new duties, but said he'll learn. I also admire his candour. Asked what he thought of his predecessor's resignation, Serwa said he respected John Reynolds' decision and added that under the circumstances, he would have done the same. MOUNTAIN Honesty and candour are admirable character traits, but they won't necessarily make Serwa a good environment minister. Next to environment, labour is the most tricky portfolio in BIKES this province. A bad or ineffective minister can trigger labour unrest, he may be unable to prevent strikes that a stronger mini Check these examples... ster might have avoided. SPECIALIZED DIAMOND BACK Rabbitt is a political neophyte HARD ROCK 21-SPEED TOPANGA Reg. $425+GST 7%= $454.75. Reg. $490+ GST 7%= $524 Like Serwa, Jim Rabbitt is a political neophyte. Elected on his leader's smile four years ago, Rabbitt is probably destined for the political scrap heap. Like many of his colleagues, Rabbitt WOWt SAVE $114,751 $340 WOWI SAVE $1321 5392 will turn out to be a one-term wonder and that's not much of a qualification for the job he holds now. The third newcomer to cabinet is Harry de Jong, the new minister of agriculture and fisheries. Although equally inex perienced, De Jong will have the time to leam on the job. His CLOTHING path won't be strewn with as many land mines as those of Serwa jL Royal Robbins and Rabbitt I wouldn't want to belittle the role of agriculture and fisheries in British Columbia's economy, but they're not nearly as /\ SAVE BIG! 20%-70%OFF! demanding as environment and labour. The other changes were inspired by the game of musical chairs. Stan Hagen, former regional development minister, takes over the education ministry from Tony Brummet who was COAST MOUNTAIN FLEECE — SAVE 35/0 dropped from cabinet because he's retiring from politics. Ivan Messmer moves from parks to solicitor general. John Savage, former agriculture minister, is now in charge of parks. The 14 other cabinet ministers keep their jobs. OPEN SUNDAY, DEC. 30-10-6 Greeted with a collective yawn
The whole thing has been thoroughly boring. How boring? YOUR ISLAND It's been so boring that senior public servants who are normally fascinated by cabinet shuffles greeted this one with a collective yawn. OUTFITTERS I am reminded of a number of cliches, including the one 115 Lower Ganges Road W**v^ about rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. Really, the SPOKE FOLK LTD. question does arise: who on earth would want to be appointed 537-4664 by this premier to this cabinet at this time? The answer is, every backbencher. That's why Vander Zalm has had a relatively easy time with his caucus. Aside from last year's brief revolt by four Socred MLA's — Graham Bruce, Dave Merrier, Doug Mowat and Duane Crandall — the Social Credit caucus, cabinet members Wadnetday. December 26, 1990 GULF ISLANDS DRIFTWOOD Page A7
XETTERS First 1/2 hr. consultation free and the dynamic duo of Henry Bade are assured there are more where that Best ever and Charlie Erck. came from!) To the Editor, Sweet treats were served by Fran The Community Centre hopes to McKIMM & LOTT The best Food Bank Auction Eide, Renee Woodsend and Maggie convert the funds to 100 hampers for ever! At time of writing, the Com Warbey. Thanks to Harlan Olsen for Christmas distribution. I'm sure that BARRISTERS & SOLICITORS munity Society reports the total generously donated coffee and tea; to all who gave of their time, those donating goods and services for auc • Divorce & Family Law • Wills & Estaies received at $5,849.75. Paul Linton for his delicious apple • Personal Injury Claims • Real Estate <& Mortgages Although the venue has changed juice; and to the bakers of the as tion and those readily buying that • Criminal Law • Corporate & Commercial slightly this year, the generosity we sorted desserts. Dessert sales were night and also the needy recipients of Law have counted on in the past was un added to our monies raised. the hampers, can echo Tiny Tim's changed and in fact surpassed. The Three auctioneers alternated their sentiments: "God Bless Us, GANGES CENTRE BLDG. Telephone 537-9951 organizing team of myself, Bob way through an impressive list of Everyone!" (above the Post Office) Wilde, Audrey Wilde and Janet Hoag goods and services, which expanded LOIS PHILLIPS, were aided by the last minute, in even as they auctioned. Thanks to Ganges Open 9 am to 5 pm, Monday to Friday spired contributions of Sue Savage these late donors who missed men and Claudia Clarke. We also co- tion in the Driftwood ad. opted several early birds for help in Aids misinforma setting up. Highlights included simultaneous Central Hall was decorated by auction of three cakes by David Phil tion Achievement Centre Art. The stand lips, Gordon Sloan and Arvid Chal To the Editor, ing room only crowd was treated to mers and the surprising $30 raised by The November 14 issue of entertainment by Raging Grannies the sale of Dietrich Luth's toque (we Driftwood contained an article en titled "Aids misinformation is prevalent." Unfortunately this article itself contains misinformation in spite of the noble goal: "... to im prove knowledge and ability to prevent spread of the disease." Paragraph five in this article says: "Blood donors and recipients, since blood testing began several years ago, cannot acquire the infection be cause a new needle is used for each Tahc Note donor or recipient. Each pint of donated blood is checked carefully OF THESE DATES... for presence of HIV." DEC. 27: Rotary Bingo, Legion Meaden Hall, 7 pm. Two paragraphs further, this same DEC. 29: Seniors for Seniors Christmas Party, Upper Ganges article says: "When an individual Centre, 2 pm. contacts HIV, the infection does not DEC. 31: Legion New Year's Eve Dance & Buffet, Members & show up through testing for up to six guests welcome. months." JAN. 2: Learn to Square Dance, Central Hall, 7:30-9:30 pm. An article in the June 12, 1989 JAN. 9: Continuing Education brochure in Driftwood. issue of Time under the title "Silent AIDS" says: "Now a study has shown that some people may carry the AIDS Your community calendar is sponsored by virus for three years or longer without its being detected by widely used an tibody screening tests." Gulf Islands Accordingly, the statement that blood recipients cannot acquire the infection is wrong since there is this Driftwood period during which a donor would pass the screening test but still spread To have your event listed here FREE the AIDS virus to the recipient One just drop it off to the Driftwood office by 4 pm Friday. could argue about the probability of Please print clearly—just the date. time, place and event such infection, depending on whether the six-month or the three- year period is more correct Never 1 theless, your readers are entitled to 'CLIP AND SAVE . . IN CASE OF know that cannot is misleading. I have contacted AIDS Van couver Island which promised tocor rect this, but since it has so far not KEEPING WARM: Islander Nina Wichland strolls through a done this, I have decided to write this snowy Fulford Harbour, bundled up in winter clothing to battle letter to you with a copy to them. Arctic-like weather. o******,^*^ HANSDOBNER, Ganges
THEY SAY A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS GIVEN THE COST OF THIS SPACE HOWEVER I HAD TO MAKE A CHOICE BESIDES THE FILM IS STILL IN MY CAMERA FROM LAST YEAR SO THIS TIME I'VE CHOSEN A THOUSAND WORDS BECAUSE IT'S CHRISTMAS-TIME AND I HAVE A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO I FEEL OBLIGED TO THANK SOME OF WHOM HAVE PAID ME MONEY SOME You can rely on us to help you get OF WHOM I'VE PAID MONEY SOME OF WHOM I OWE AND WILL PAY the water you need. We install TUESDAY AND SOME OF WHOM OWE ME AND I KNOW WHERETHEY dependable Goulds pumps, fix LIVE THEIR CHILDREN'S SCHOOL AND WHERE THEY PARK THEIR pumps of all kinds. Call us ... CARS I MUST THANK MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE'S A GREAT SUPPORTER DON'T MENTION THE MUFFLER AND VAL FOR HER BLIND DEVOTION AND KATHLEEN AND JESSICA FOR THEIR TALENTS THEY DISPLAY SO WELL THE NEW DELI PEOPLE WHO KNOW MY USUAL COFFEE-BREAK CHOICE AND THE VESUVIUS GANG WHO FEED US EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT EVEN THE LOCAL CONSTABULARY WHO SHOW GREAT DEVOTION TO DUTY BY AIMING THE RADAR EYE MY WAY THE CREDIT UNION GIRLS WHO KNOW MY NAME AND SMILE EVEN THOUGH THEY SEE ME EVERY SINGLE DAY THE POST OFFICE STAFF WHO GIVE ME A RECEIPT WITHOUT BEING ASKED BUT MOST OF ALL MY WONDERFUL FAITHFUL CUSTOMERS WHO GIVE "SHARON'S" A REASON AND THEIR PATIENCE WHILE I ORDER THINGS FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE AND WHO SINCERELY APPRECIATE MY TASTE IN MERCHANDISE AND SO I WISH EVERYONE IN MY WORLD A Member Gou'dl P'crfsMKKisI BLESSED CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL OF YOU Dealer Assoc latwn
Specializing in Water Conditioning Sharon Crouse and Well Testing and Evaluation Page A8 GULF ISLANDS DRIFTWOOD Wednesday, December 26. 1990 HEALTH PROJECT TRI-K DRILLING »if From Page Al provided benefits for the people and nology-driven, illness-oriented Serving the Islands for 22 years saved money, it would be foolish to health care system that is driving MODERN HYDRAULIC EQUIPMENT rather than go to hospital for per cancel it." health care costs through the ceiling ceived illness. They were supported Atkins defended the program, without noticeably improving the in the home through visits from rep particularly Seniors for Seniors, the general health ofthe citizens it should resentatives from various agencies Salt Spring component be serving," she stated. Albert Kaye such as home care aides, and com She said the seniors' has been fill Atkins pledged support for the ef munity health nurses. ing the role of a "wellness centre," fort to seek full-funding for the VHP 537-5738 The end result saw more hospital offering services to seniors — and _4 •*•#&% "including Salt Spring Seniors for WATER DIVINER beds freed for acute care patients, others — on an as needs basis. Seniors," she said. plus a dramatic cut in costs. Atkins noted the cost of medical Carla Camhoot, Seniors for Or Call Atkins said, "I am impressed that care increases when people get ill. Seniors administrator, told the Collect 478-5064 this direction offers not only the "Dealing with illness is an expen Driftwood the group is constantly potential for better quality of care, sive business," she said. "We can't seeking other sources of funding. For including care in a setting that the afford our own illnesses." now, under the VHP, dollars are as individual chooses, but also for more Channelling money into such en sured until March, she noted. c , economic delivery of health care ser deavours as the VHP "clearly will A grant from the federal New !V^r vices." have the greatest long-term benefi Horizons program will be sought If She noted the CRD has been cial impact on future health care that grant comes through, money will moving towards more health care in costs," she said. be available to keep the seniors help the home, greater individual respon "Otherwise we will simply centre operating until at least Sep sibility for health and less reliance on retrench the capital intensive, tech tember, she said. institutional resources for some time. "Bryan Watt was a definite cham pion of this approach." CRD health officer Dr. Shaun Peck said he regretted Watt's action You are invited to experience and stressed VHP funding had not been "cut" He noted the project had been set up with a time limit and THE FRIENDLY SALES STAFF would be evaluated beginning in January. "I think it's been a tremendous at Metro Toyota Duncan initiative," Peck said. Funding, he said, would depend upon the evaluation of the various components of the project and how effective each one had been. Rod Deacon of the VHP ex plained the project was a "co-opera tive experiment among the Ministry of Health, CRD community health and Greater Victoria Hospital Society." "In January," he said, "we'll put together a big picture for government of what we've been able to do in the past three years." Funding for the project, he con tinued, "is not an us versus them situation." He offered a positive note: "Nobody has asked us to wind down the Victoria Health Project. "It's our move to come up wi;h a comprehensive study and until we do, it's difficult to say what will hap pen," he said. Deacon views the VHP as a re search project which, in size and scope, has not been carried out KENT CRONIN anywhere else. It will serve as a PETER DYER New ferry schedule for Business Manager Sales Manager model for the future as the population 5 years with Metro of Canada ages. The current popula 2 years with Metro convenient access to Metro Toyota! tion of Victoria, with a high portion r of elderly, is what Canada will look i Q BCFGRRIG5 I like in 25 years, he said. I VESUVIUS-CROFTON I FREE FERRY "We think we're having quite a bit i Year-round schedule 1990 effective Monday, April 2. 1990 I of success in what we set out to do," LV. VESUVIUS BAY LV. CROFTON I he added. i 7:00 am # 4:00 X 7:30 am # 4:30 FARE OFFER i 8:00 5 00X 8:30 X 5:30 I Graydon Gibson, communica 9 00 6:00 X 9:30 7:00 Come in and test drive any new tions manager for the ministry of l 10:00 7 30X 11:00 8:00 I Toyota model car or truck or any health, explained that no decision, 11:30 8:30 X 12:00 9:00 I I 12:30 pm 9:30 X 1:00 pm 10:00 used vehicle at Metro Toyota Duncan, one way or the other, on funding for I 1 30 10:30 X 2.15 11:00 I and we'll pay your ferry fare home!* the VHP has been made. The minis 3:00 3:30 I Saturdays ONLY » Daily except Sat & Sun. I • Car and driver only—expires Dec. 31, 1990 r try, he said, is waiting for the evalua tion report for the project before L .J acting. Funding is in place until the end of March, he reiterated. .Talk with one of our qualified sales representatives today. "Nothing is going to happen im mediately," he stated. Don Lawrie, assistant to finance minister Mel Couvelier, told the Driftwood the budget process for 1991 is just getting underway and it would be difficult at this time to say exactly what will be funded. He said the evaluation report from the VHP must go to the ministry of health to be used as a basis for assess ing the budget implications of the project. Wally Ratz, assistant to health BUD BELL BYRON GILLARD BRYAN KORVEN DAVID J. DEVLIN DAVE FISHER BILL WOOD minister John Jansen, confirmed that New with Metro New with Metro 2 years with Metro 2 years with Metro New with Metro 5 years with Metro the ministry is waiting for the report. Ratz repeated a comment by Jan TOYOTA sen to the effect that "if a program > v SERVING THE GULF ISLANDS SINCE 1982 We are committed to Total Customer Satisfaction! C25> HI I A I ITY Wadnetday. Dacambr 26. 1990 GULF ISLANDS DRIFTWOOD Page A9 r COMMUNITY i i YOU BE THE JUDGE. i We have a panel of judges to My Choice Students make i help us pick the winning entries Name i in our 2nd Annual Student Ad i Design Contest. But we want Address ads for annual i our readers' input as well. Look i the ads over and make your i choice. We have a prize for the Phone readers to be made by a draw. Mail or drop this off at the Driftwood office, design contest i Box 250, Ganqes, B.C. VOS 1E0 Career preparation programs throughout B.C. and including the Gulf 5379933 Islands are getting more support than ever from the Ministry of Educa tion, says local Gulf Islands Secondary School teacher Sandra Locke. For the second straight year, students in Locke's graphic arts career prep program students tookpar t the Driftwood'j ad design contest. This page and the four following pages feature samples of their work for local businesses. A panel of judges will select the top three adver tisements and readers can vote for their favourite with the reader's Waterside choice ballot found on this page. Locke says she felt much better about the school's participation in the ad design contest this year. "I was more on top of things." 9 Bistro One of the difficulties for students who are used to a different type of deadline is to develop a sense of urgency for what needs to be done, says Driftwood publisher Joyce Carlson. And a second is the need for follow-up so each party is comfortable with what is happening. Through the contest, students learn what it is like to translate a mes sage from the business operator to customers through the newspaper medium so that message has a successful conclusion. Because the ads Gasoline Alley appear in the issue between Christmas and New Year's, the ad are not "hard-sell'' but mostly seasonal greetings or industrial type ads that give an idea about the business itself. A total of 12 of the 15 career prep students participated in this year's Season's Greetings v contest They are Peter Erickson, Sara Morris, Sara Persykl, Andrea from Management and Staff Gates, Kyle Finmore, Ginny Montrichaud, Aaron Lord, Peter Griffth, Candace Walde, Tristan Delisle, Chandra Deslisle, Chandra Deslisle Sjji'JWWJ^ve^MJ, <-•>$•, '^' V^VJV^jJ- and Janaki Larsen. Part of their training involves putting out a school calendar each fall and the ad design contest Locke says she would like to have a major project for her students in the spring. At that time they will be working out logos and layouts as well as other aspects of graphic arts. Students can help groups produce posters for their special events, she adds. Next year, Locke expects to have the program set up so career prep blocks occur back to back, giving her more time to work with the stu dents. "It will be much more workable than having one block at a time." She plans to expand the program to include a marketing component next year and wants the students to sell their own ads for the newspaper contest In the past the regular sales staff has made the sales and turned the participating names over to Locke. Support for career preparation programs is definitely growing, she says. Locke attended a conference on career preparation in November which showed what other school districts in the province are doing. "Education is reallychangin g and cooperative education is the com ing thing," she adds. "It's becoming more and more important in preparing students for life after school." Your Community Newspaper BRINGING YOU EACH WEEK... • Gulf Islands news, views & opinions • Real Estate news • News through ads from area merchants • News from classifieds • Pictures of your friends & neighbours Page A10 GULF ISLANDS DRIFTWOOD Wedne»day. Dacembf 26, 1990
NEWSBEAT Red ribbons attached to The film costs $425 for rental and automobiles should remind islanders requires several special screens. The not to drink and drive this season. Ribbon support requested students are aiming to show the mo The Mothers Against Drinking tion picture in May. Drivers (MADD) group is once again counsellor at GISS told the MADD urges drivers to tie the Money from the sale of ribbonsi s Although more than 70 ribbons selling red ribbons as a reminder "for Driftwood approximately 70 have ribbon on the left side of the car as a split between MADD and GISS have been sold on the island so far, a less violent holiday season." been sold so far at $2 per package. sign of support for the group. CounterAttack, said Sitton. The stu few are evident on vehicles. Gulf Islands Secondary School The students of GISS Counter "Let's change the meaning of tie dents are raising money to show a "I wonder why more people CounterAttack group is selling the Attack are involved, she said, "be one on," is the motto for the cam film on the effects of drinking and haven't put them on their car," asked ribbons on the island. Marg Sitton, cause it's a sign of what's going on." paign. driving. Sitton.
W* **&{»* ARTHUR BLACKIU ni
The chubby little guy with the strawberry-coloured map of Albania on his balding forehead stopped in the Kremlin lobby, cleared his throat, and stepped up to the microphone. "They say that President Mitterand has 100 lovers," he deadpanned. "One has AIDS but he doesn't know which one." "President Bush has 100 bodyguards," he continued. "One is an assassin, but he doesn't know which one." Pause. Lay on that Jack Benny pre-punchline stare. And President Gorbachev has 100 economic advisers. One is smart, but he doesn' t know which one." The Soviet President tells a joke. Not a great joke, to be sure. Nothing that John Crosbie or the Royal Canadian Air Farce would steal — but a joke. Told by a Russian. In public. Just another rivulet in the Great Soviet Thaw, I guess. Not enough that they withdraw from Afghanistan, melt down their missiles, open the door to Macdonald's and Pepsi franchises — now their leader does Johnny Carson monologues. What next — Barry Manilow CDs in Russian? Well, nobody ever said Freedom was cheap. Many jokes will not survive transition Comrade, have you heard about the new contest in Pravda? They're looking for the funniest political joke of the year. Really? What does the winner get? Well, first prize is 20 years That's an old joke — and one that was whispered, not broad cast, back in the Bad Old Days. Of course, some hoary Russian chestnuts are hardly enough to withstand Glasnost and Perestroika. One Muscovite to another: "Hey Vladimir, why are you run ning?" 'Tm running to Kiev to buy cabbage!" "Are you nuts? Haven't you heard of the shortages? The only cabbage available in all of Russia is right here in Moscow!" "Ikfww, but the lineup stretches to Kiev!" That joke makes as much sense now as it did under Stalin, but a lot of jokes won't survive the transition and more than a few professional jokesters will have to go into comedy drydock CLIP THIS ADVERTISEMENT for refitting. Russia destined for last laugh? Yakov Smirnoff, for instance. Yakov's the ex-Russian who defected to America several years ago and has been surviving rather handsomely on the rubber chicken circuit by poking fun S3i'XoSi at the Great Gray Soviet Monolith. Yakov Smirnoff joke: In the United States you have freedom B of speech. You can go up to Ronald Reagan and say, "I don't e*2"X£ ^ 5 like Ronald Reagan." In the Soviet Union you have the same thing. You can go up to Chernenko and say, "I don't like Ronald •fV /?ECf?EAT/0N fSA/TS(E. Reagan." Very old joke. Chernenko is dead. Ronald Reagan turned out to be more ossified than Gorbachev and Yakov Smirnoff is a stand-up comic badly in need of new material.
This is no joke WINTER BOLOUKJ^ Perhaps Russia is destined to get the last laugh. Let me throw HOURS one more comedy routine at you: "There are at present time two great nations in the world ... M0N.-7HUKS.I c r the Russians and the Americans. The American relies upon per ! SATT- io- \ sonal interest to accomplish his ends and gives free scope to the -TUBS. S~-
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1S0BWSBEAT : ,; : : : •:-5£:£:-^:^: •. . • : .;;...,, • --'-.;:':.': ': '' ':':'•• • ~~\"'..'."'' ' '' : .•'•'• Abalone harvesting closed Fisheries Canada recently servation of abalone stocks on the fishing has been lowered to zero from stressed the closing of abalone fish coast of British Columbia." 24 per day. ing for a year. The ban took effect December 16 Abalone in all areas of the coast In a notice of closure for abalone and remains until December 31, have not reproduced at a rate which fishing, federal fisheriesnoted , "This 1991. To emphasize the importance matches the harvesting of the crea action is taken in the interest of con of the ban, the quota for abalone sport ture.
OFF TO CALGARY: Long-time Salt Spring resident Millie Morgenson gets ready to cut the cake at a farewell party held for her at Lady Mlnto Hospital's Extended Care Unit three weeks Mil of its joined in to ^ay ago. Daughter Babs Maclnnes helps her mother with the task. Morgenson has been an ECU resident since 1978 and is Joining ety NEWSBEAT Winter driving Texada "Prince" dies at 64 A 30-year relationship between extensive land in Bavaria and draws logging in its operations. The com Salt Spring Island and "The Prince," on close to 500 years of experience in pany, he said, followed the lead of has ended with the recent death of forestry. In Canada, Texada has land Thurn und Taxis in being concerned advice offered Texada Logging company owner in Vancouver, forest land in the Gulf with long term holdings of land. When it comes to driving in a Canadian winter, the Boy Johann Thum und Taxis. Islands and on Vancouver Island as Scouts have the right motto: be prepared. Thum und Taxis died December well as a fish farm. With the death of the company Winter driving need not be the hazardous adventure it was 13 at his home in Regensburg, Ger Rainsford said Texada draws on owner, Rainsford does not expect any for many islanders last week. many. News of his death reached Salt its European experience and uses a changes in the operation of the com Winter driving requires extra care and common sense. Before Spring the next day. The Prince, as he balance of clear-cutting and selective pany. starting off, one should clear all ice and snow from his or her was known locally,was 64 years old. Saanich resident Frank Rains ford vehicle's windows, exterior lights, hood and roof. managed Texada holdings on the is It is also important to get a feel for the road surface by testing lands for many years before retiring. Post office recycling brakes and steering capabilities. He remembers putting a classified The Canadian Tire Auto Club recently released a number of advertisement in a Munich paper in Blue recycle boxes set up at the Ganges Post Office offer an alterna tips for winter driving: 1959. Thum und Taxis answered that tive method of disposal for unwanted flyers and newspaper enclosures • Before heading out of the driveway, ensure the vehicle is in ad and the 30-year relationship with found in post office boxes. excellent working order, and equipped with a basic motor sur Salt Spring began. Until now, unwanted paper products have been tossed, unsorted, into vival kit Texada Logging currently is the a garbage bin. This kit should include a scraper and brush, shovel, booster largest land-holding company on Salt Members of the Salt Spring Voice of Women organization have cables, sand, salt or kitty litter (to help free a stuck vehicle), Spring with many hectares of forest taken on responsibility for ensuring the contents of the blue boxes are traction pads or pieces of old carpeting, first aid kit, flares, extra in Burgoyne Valley and on the slopes recycled. fuses, radiator hoses and fan belts. of Mount Bruce and Mount Maxwell. • If the vehicle is not starting easily, it is inadvisable to gun Rainsfbrd described Thum und the motor and spin the wheels. This merely turns the snow to Taxis as a "very congenial man to ice. work with." • Motorists should double the distance usually driven be In Germany, the company holds tween them and other vehicles. ^4€^^^IAM<^1 • Never attempt to stop and turn at the same time on a slip pery road: do one or the other. • Don't pump the brakes on an icy road. This could throw the vehicle into a spin. • Skidding in winter generally results from the driver's failure to react in good time and by driving too fast for road con V/ ditions. Most people get stuck in the snow at least once in their driv }%**&*' ^ ing career. If this happens, work slowly to dig the snow away from the wheels. Position the traction pads or pieces of carpet ing under the drive wheels. Spread either a bag of salt, sand or kitty litter and gently accelerate out S55fB Those stuck in a rut should rock the vehicle back and forth, H^83SSPB3f 8 r building the momentum to get out Drivers of automatic cars r / should brake before shifting from reverse (or vice versa) to avoid transmission damage. The club advises of the following winter hazards motorists 6 should be aware of: Two Seatings: 6 pm and 9 pm MENU * • ICE: Watch out for shaded areas, bridges and overpasses. Reservations Required These sections freeze first and stay frozen long after the sun Cream of Pme <\ut Soup comes up. • BLACK ICE: In winter, asphalt has a grey-white colour. 537-5651 Chilled Prawns With Drivers who spot black ice ahead, should slow down and be Smoked Salmon Mayonnaise ready to de-clutch or shift into neutral. Those who must brake, J^m^ 375 Baker Road should do so smoothly. Salade Oriental • BLOWING SNOW: Always use low beam headlights in blowing snow. High beams reflect of the snowflakes, giving a ENTREES "white-out" effect • WET SNOW: Snow can build up in the wheel wells of the Roost Prime Rib car and actually restrict the driver's ability to manoeuvre or — or — steer. It's a good idea to clean out the tire wells on a regular Broiled Lobster Tail basis. — or — Roost Rock of Lamb — or — Boneless Double Breast of Better Business warning Chicken With Truffle Sauce An alert against a bogus classified accounting departments unless close directory has been issued by the Bet ly scrutinized. DESSERTS ter Business Bureau. The directory's circulation is un Chocolate Decadence The bureau says it has been "inun known, says the bureau, and it is not dated" by phone calls and copies of considered to have any advertising XJL — or — "pseudo invoices" recently sent to value. It has no connection with B.C. Strawberry Grond many B.C. companies by a firm Telephone Company's Yellow Marnier Mousse known as "Classified Directory." Pages. Businesses report receiving ^V 34-95 per person solicitations that look like invoices According to the bureau, some for advertising in the directory. Be companies also received solicitations cause they appear to be bills, the for the directory in January and July bureau says they can pass through of this year. JH^^'^f ^^^^^ your local moving co fully licenced insured % WadnwcUy, December 26. 1990 GULF ISLANDS DRIFTWOOD Page A13 NEWSBEAT AND THE B.C. Ferry workers ratify STUDENTS ARE... new contract agreement Ferry workers ratified a new contract with B.C. ber 1, 1991. At that time, the deck hand will be Peter Erickson Ferry Corporation which calls for an increase in paid $18.72 per hour. pay of approximately $1.90 per hour by next Cochrane said the ferry workers union has not Sara Morris November. gone on strike since 1979. The new contract marks The previous contract expired October 31, this the fifth time an agreement between the union and Sara Persykl year and the new pact takes the workers to October the corporation has been reached without strike ac 31,1992. tion. Andrea Gates Ferry workers union spokesman Lee Cochrane Negotiations for a new contract began Septem noted the 3,500 union members accepted terms of ber 5 and reached an impasse on November 3, just Kyle Finmore the contract. The bargaining committee urged ac before the deadline for a strike. Negotiations over ceptance by the workers when the deal was ham that weekend resulted in a tentative agreement be Ginny Montrichaud mered out in early November. tween the bargaining committee and the ferry com pany by November 5. Aaron Lord Bill Bouchard, communications manager for Union officials visited various terminals to ex B.C. Ferries, said a deck hand currently receiving plain the contract to workers and to gain their sup- < Peter Griffith $16.82 per hour, will receive a six per cent raise port for the contract. The voting concluded earlier immediately and a further five per cent by Novem this month. Candace Walde Tristan Delisle B.C. "crime wave" is sparked Chandra Delisle by drinking driving offences Janaki Larsen Conviction on a charge of im cents of every dollar paid to ICBC for Conviction on a first offence for paired driving carries penalties far auto insurance helps cover the cost of impaired driving carries a mandatory beyond those set down by law. drinking and driving. suspension of driver's licence for 12 Attorney-general of B.C. Russell • Each year, accidents caused by months and a fine which can range Fraser noted in a press release on drinking and driving injure or kill from $300 to $2,000. Christmas CounterAttack: "While 6,000 people. Conviction for a second offence most of us are making plans to enjoy • Under the law, a driver can lose carries a mandatory driving prohibi the forthcoming holiday season, the his licence for 24 hours if the tion from 12 to 36 months, a 14-day police have already mustered their policeman at the roadside checkpoint jail sentence and a fine of $300 to forces to blunt B.C.'s biggest crime suspects he is impaired. $2,000. wave." If he considers the impairment Subsequent convictions could The "crime wave" he went on to serious, he will be asked to take a carry greater jail sentences. say is sparked by drinking drivers, breathalyser test The legal limit for Convicuon on a charge of im not hardened criminals. the blood alcohol content is 0.08 per paired driving means you hold a Russell saw the results of im cent criminal record Those with a record paired driving and listed them: • Refusal to take the test could also could be barred from certain profes • Drinking drivers cost more than result in criminal charges being sions, from being bonded, from $130 million for police enforcement brought against the driver. travelling to certain foreign and medical services last year. The Crown also has a choice of countries. • For every five prisoners in how to present the case in court. If the Conviction also carries added B.C.'s jails, one of them had been offence is serious, the Crown could points on a driving record which is convicted of impaired driving and go for a indictment, which means a reflected in high ICBC rates for auto experienced an average stay of 50 jail sentence could be in order on insurance. days. conviction. "Don't be a drinking driver—and • The Insurance Corporation of If the Crown seeks a summary the target for the 1990 Christmas British Columbia paid out 1.1 billion conviction, the penalties could be CounterAttack police enforcement for auto claims. Russell noted that 21 less severe. campaign," urged Fraser. $eo4ir*'$ Greefat warm someone's Year End heart and Clearance Sale sole- 209^50% off l Most Items SERVING THE \. Eraii»7iT PageA14 GULF ISLANDS DRIFTWOOD Wednesday, December 28, 1990 •••• — SURVIVAL December 1990 The seven per cent GST is a to name a few. If you are a business Ottawa says it needs to Some goods will cost less; others multistage, value-added tax which person and use services such as implement the GST now to raise will cost more. In theory, on goods will replace the aging 13.5 per cent public relations, management revenue and put the brakes on where the effective tax rate is above federal sales tax (FST), or manu consulting, portrait photography Canada's soaring debt, now seven per cent, prices will fall. On facturers' tax. Until the GST hit the and accounting, you'll also be estimated at almost $400 billion. In goods which were never subject to headlines, most consumers weren't paying the seven per cent tax." 1991 alone, the GST is expected to the manufacturers' tax — clothing even aware of the existence of the The implementation of the GST yield almost $21 billion. and shoes for example — prices will FST. But it's been there all along, also means businesses will have to The tax is also designed to increase. And for the first time, buried in the prices of most manu change the way they do business, increase Canada's competitive Canadians will pay tax on services factured goods, with the exception from pricing strategies to hardware advantage in the world marketplace. — so things like haircuts, travel, of food, clothing, footwear and equipped to deal with the GST. "The manufacturers' tax gives lawyers' fees, restaurant meals and pharmaceuticals. The GST will also Pickerill says: "If you're having imported goods an unfair take-out food will cost more. replace some other federal taxes, trouble understanding what's advantage," says Ron Pickerill, Some goods and services have such as the 11 per cent communi expected of you under this new tax, President of the Certified General been declared tax exempt — or cations tax, which shows up on see your local Certified General Accountants Association of B.C. zero-rated — including basic your telephone bill every month, Accountant. CGAs have the "Manufacturers of Canadian-made groceries, residential rents and and the telecommunications expertise to help prepare you and goods, such as furniture, appliances dental and health care. programming services tax, which your business for the GST." and automobiles, must pay tax on "But don't expect huge savings," appears on your cable television bill. When it comes to paying GST, the selling price, making their says Al Kerfoot, First Vice President According to the government, the user will bear the brunt of the products more heavily taxed than of the Certified General the manufacturers' tax favours tax. While GST will be paid at every those manufactured in other Accountants Association of B.C. "In imports over Canadian-made goods. stage of production, it will be countries — and therefore, more the case of rent, health and dental Businesses have long complained it refunded to every registrant — a expensive care, prices are actually expected to is an unevenly applied tax. The GST person required to collect GST on increase. Though consumers don't is much broader-based. behalf of Revenue Canada — except have to pay GST on these items, the To put it in perspective for you, the end user. Exempt services, supplier does not recover the GST the manufacturers' tax is paid by medical and dental care for paid to offer the service and may some 75,000 businesses in Canada. example, will not be taxed and no raise the price to recoup the cost." When the GST is implemented, 1.6 refunds will be available to the But, despite price increases on million businesses will be charging suppliers of these services. services and goods which were the new GST. Almost every good never subject to the manufacturers' and service offered in the country tax, consumers are being told they will be affected. will pay less tax in the long run. "The service sector represents Ottawa is predicting that the the biggest broadening effect of the If you're like most people, there's competition for consumers' dollars GST," says Ron Pickerill, President probably still a tiny part of you that refuses will force businesses to pass on the of the Certified General Account to believe the GST is about to become reality. full savings from the elimination of ants Association of B.C. "For the But, the GST is on the way. And yes, it can the higher manufacturers' tax. first time in Canada, consumers will be confusing and it will be a bit of a shock. But Says Kerfoot: "There is no clear pay tax on hairstyling services, cab with a little knowledge, patience and common cut answer to this question. Only fare and season tickets to everything sense, you will survive. time will reveal how the Canadian from hockey games to the theatre, marketplace responds to the GST." 7 KNOW-KNOWS ABOUT THE GST 1. Know that the GST replaces the 4. Know if you qualify for a GST 6. Know the goods and services that Federal Sales Tax — or Credit for lower and modest are — and aren't — taxed. income Canadians Fnr W«dn—d«y. Decambw 28. 1990 GULF ISLANDS DRIFTWOOD P»g« A16 ——— GST SURVIVAL SHOP SMART Budgeting and comparison shop It will take time to catch onto ping will take on new meaning with the system of what's taxed and what the arrival of the seven per cent isn't. If you have any doubts about goods and services tax. Here are how much you're paying, ask. some basic guidelines to help you The guidelines are simpler when Clothing up 5.9% negotiate your way through the it comes to the question of payment minefield. for services — consumers will pay Footwear up 6.3% According to Maureen Holloway, tax on virtually every service avail Restaurant Meals up 5.2% Second Vice President of the Certif able. So, when you play a round of ied General Accountants Association golf, go to the movies, buy an Hotel/Motel Room up 5.7% of B.C., "Grocery stores will be one annual health club membership or of the major tax confusion zones. hire a mechanic or a lawyer, you'll Rent up .3% Basic groceries will not be subject to be charged tax. Drycleaning up 5.3% the GST. Statistics Canada predicts And when you head off on your basic grocery prices will drop one first shopping trip after the GST is Hair Styling Services up 5.9% per cent due to the removal of the implemented, expect pricing manufacturers' tax paid indirectly Movie Admission up 5.6% inconsistencies. through administration costs. But Says Holloway: "There has been Annual Magazine the grocery store sells a lot more a lot of controversy about whether Subscription up 5.5% than groceries and consumers will the GST should be shown separately find non-taxable and taxable items on invoices. Revenue Canada is Cab Fare.up 4.8% mixed among the shelves." giving businesses the option of Basically, groceries purchased in adding the tax at the cash register or Safety Deposit Box up 6.2% bulk quantities will not be taxed. including it in the sticker price." Dance Lesson up 6.4% But — here's where it gets confusing As consumers, we're conditioned — small prepared portions will be to comparison shop. It will be a All-Terrain Bicycle up 6.1% taxed. Cleaning products, facial and more complicated exercise under Pain Reliever/Cold Capsules up 2.2% bathroom tissue, magazines and the GST. For example, the sticker snack foods such as soft drinks and price of a video game at Store "A" is Basic Monthly Home Telephone ^^-Hs^r «fe potato chips will also be subject to $30 (GST excluded); at Store "B", Service up 5.7% the GST. And you may find your it's $32.10 (GST included). Gut headache worsening instead of reaction has you heading back to easing when you buy pain reliever Store "A" - but once it tacks on the - non prescription drugs, including GST, you end up paying $32.10 WHAT'S DOWN Tylenol, will be taxed. anyway. Basic Groceries down .8% Beer down 1.8% YOUR RIGHTS Toothpaste down 1.1% GST legislation includes a tax return. If you haven't filled out provision to protect lower and the GST Credit information, pick Toiletries and Cosmetics down .4% modest income Canadians, so they up a 1989 tax form at your local don't pay more sales tax in 1991 Revenue Canada office. The credit New Car down 3.5-4.5% than they do today. will be paid in advance every three Furniture down 1.8% The GST Credit will be months. calculated each year based on For information on whether Household Appliances down 1 % income and family information you you qualify for the GST Credit, call Gas down 1.6% provided with vour 1989 income 1-800-267-6620. Bus Fare down 1.2% University Tuition down .1% WHAT'S WHAT'S Golf Clubs down 1.2% TAXED NOT Video Cassette Recorder down 1% Ifs easy to see the GST favours bulk buying 20" Colour TV down 1% Less that 6 muffins, cookies, Family-sized packages of baked Monthly Cablevision croissants goods (6 or more) Single servings of yogurt (under Bulk servings of yogurt (over 500 g.) 500 g.) Seafood purchased in a grocery Seafood purchased in a restaurant store Coffee (300 g. container) Over 500 mi. of chocolate milk purchased in a grocery store The above percentages are based on Statistics Canada data and are documented in Revenue Canada's "Key List" which estimates the effect of GST on prices in 1991 Breakfast cereal (S*5<-(aer 90 Soft drinks (all snack foods are taxable) *% PageA16 GULF ISLANDS DRIFTWOOD Wednesday, Dacamber 26, 1990