VOL. 36 DULUTH, MINNESOTA — FRIDAY, APRIL 1, 1966 NO. 22 SOS Week Begins Soon A WFEK OF FUN and a sale will take place in the Stu­ to benefit the drive. “The Fan- chance a> contribute to their dent Center. tasticks,” a recent smash hit international fellow - students Tuesday, Gamma Omicron at the Duluth Playhouse, will will be offered to UMD’ers be presented by Intervarsity Beta will have a massage sa­ April 11 through 16 during bake sale. Alpha Nu Omega will lon in the cloak room of the the Serving Other Students Fellowship. Wednesday night; Fine Arts Lounge from 11-2. drive. Wesley’s coffee-house. T h e The day will be highlighted by Spout, will be open after the Annually, SOS Week is spon­ the Convos and Lectures Com­ sored by the Student Associa­ performance for discussion and mittee’s presentation of folk- entertainment. tion to raise funds for the singer in concert University’s Foreign Student at 8:00 in the Ballroom. Thursday will again bring Fund and for the World Uni­ GOB’s back rubs, hall contests versity Service. Wednesday will bring facul­ and door prize sale. ty participation in the shoe This year, the monetary goal riday, Sigma Psi Gamma will shine and tbe faculty wives’ has been set at 50 cents per again sell caramel apples in student. The money raised bake sale. Alpha Nu Omega will will be used to help finance hold an auction in the lounge (Continued on page D the education of students in all parts of the world. It is particularly notable that what seems like a small sum Moon Expert in the United States will go a long way toward a student’s education in a less developed country. Speaking Sat. Highlighting the week will Judy Collins—appearing April 13. DR. RALPH B. BALDWIN, Moon — A Fundamental Sur­ be the Judy Collins Concert, a one of the United States’ lead­ vey” followed in 1965. performance of “The Fanta- ing authorities on the .moon, Between 50 and 100 second­ sticks”, the Faculty Staff will be the Duluth Clinic ary school "scientists" are ex­ Folk Singer to Cs Student Talent Show, the Foundation Lecturer at the pected to enter exhibits at the Monte Carlo Cassino, and the 12th annual 1966 UMD North­ fair. The exhibits will be open annual All-American Grub eastern Regional Science Fair to the public from 8:30 am. SOS Week Feature Dance. Friday and Saturday, April to noon Saturday in Kirby WEEK-LONG EVENTS will 1- 2. Student Center ballroom. A SLIGHT YOUNG FOLK- magazine as "second onl? to add to the excitement, with a The top exhibitor receives a SINGER who hoists a guitar Joan Baez” in the hearts of Dr. Baldwin will address the book drive held by the Inter­ $100 scholarship check from the folksinging public, and as junior and senior high school twice her size and provides a national Club; SOS Week tag Minnesota Power & Light Co., program of moving and en­ a girl with “a voice that built exhibitors and their teachers sales sponsored by Pan-Hellen­ Duluth. MP&L also will pre­ tertaining music will be on a shelter for her audience.” at 10:30 a m. Saturday in the ic Council; a Most Eligible sent a $50 check for second stage at UMD when recording Science Auditorium. The title of her first album, Bachelor Contest sponsored by place and a $25 check to the artist Judy Collins is present­ ‘'A Maid of Constant Sorrow,” Sigma Phi Kappa sorority; a He is the author of three third best exhibitor. ed by the Convos and Lectures partly describes this expressive bottle drive sponsored by Delta books on the moon. His first, Committee on Tuesday, April Donald H. Jackson, assistant young woman who has fought "The Face of the Moon,” 13, in Kirby ballroom. Chi Omega sorority; the staff’s professor of engineering at off bouts of both infantile Neatest Legs Contest; and Phi (1949) was acclaimed as a pio­ UMD, is fair director. Admission will be free to paralysis and tuberculosis. She Beta C'hi fraternity’s foreign neer work for modern views Dr. Baldwin currently serves students. A limited number of sings in a richly expressive bazaar. about the nature of the moon as vice-president of Oliver and the history of the earth- tickets will be available at alto with superb dramatic Monday, the week will be Machinery Co. in Grand Rap­ moon system. "The Measure Kirby Information Desk until ability, tempered by a sense of kicked off by Burntside Hall’s ids, Mich. He has taught at of the Moon’’ was published in Monday, April 11. Extra tick­ impeccable taste. slave auction from 1-3 in the 1963. His third book, “The (Continued on page 12) ets will be sold to the general HER SONGS VARY from lounge. A 15-minute World public at the door for one the narrative to the lyric bal­ University Service film will be dollar. lad, all performed with the shown all day to explain the purposes of the week-long Seattle - born, Denver - bred same depth of feeling. Her varied repertoire includes drive. Kirby will sponsor a Judy Collins has never been lost-and-found sale. The Sig­ a stranger to music. Daugh­ (continued on page 10) ma Psi Gamma caramel apple ter of well-known blind disc- jockey Chuck Collins, she was trained from the age of 6 years as a concert pianist and per­ Dirksen Tickets Free formed as soloist with the Denver Businessmen’s Sym­ Tickets for the lecture by Illi­ for the Dirksen talk, but phony. nois SENATOR EVERETT M. TICKETS MUST BE SECURED DIRKSEN are available to the IN ADVANCE. Persons who Trading her piano for a gui­ students, faculty, staff, and previously sent mailed re­ tar in her late teens, she be­ the public beginning today at quests for tickets will receive gan to inhabit Denver’s folk- UMD's Kirby Student Center them early next week, accord­ music centers and finally Information Desk or th e ing to UMD officials. launched her own career in KDAL-TV studios in the Brad­ Persons who still wish to Denver’s Exodus, although ley Building. send for tickets should send never boasting a single voice Senator Dirksen, minority a stamped, self-addressed en­ or guitar lesson. leader of the 86th Congress, velope to “Le Masurier Lec­ Later appearances ait the will deliver the fourth Dalton ture,” University of Minnesota, famed Gate of Horn in Chi­ LeMasurier Memorial Lecture Duluth 55812. No mailed re­ cago and at various other at 2:30 p.m. April 17 in the quests will be honored past nightclubs around the nation UMD Physical Education March 13. About 4,000 tickets assured the crystal-voiced alto building. are available for the April 17 of a place in the ranks of the The lecture honors the mem­ event. nation’s leading folk perform­ ory of Dalton LeMasurier, for­ Previous LeMasurier lereltur- ers. mer president and founder of ers were CBS Newsman ERIC KDAL radio and television, SEVAREID, historian ARNOLD A participant in the 1964 who died in a 1957 air crash in J. TOYNBEE and Associate Newport Folk Festival, Judy Wyoming. Justice WILLIAM O. DOUG­ Moon authority Dr. Ralph Baldwin will give the address at Collins was described by Time There is no admission fee LAS. the Science Fair Satuaday. Friday, April 1, 196^ 2 THE STATESMAN

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Controversy over the draft, the draft test, revision of the draft — all have been raging for some time. If one attempts to stand clear of all arguments and view the situation objectively, one glaring fact stands out. Most everyone will support the draft— until a finger is pointed at them and they are told, “ It’s your turn.” That is the signal for a hasty reappraisal of position. As the Selective Service is set up, it is just that— selective. It is also discriminatory and inequitable, which are harsher words for a harsh policy. It has been pointed out that exemptions cause those of low income to be drafted. They do. It has been pointed out that women who are capable of doing certain jobs (nursing, typing), are exempt. They are. All this is quite true and very relevant to any discussion of present policy. But at this point, most people throw up their hands and wonder what can be done. NO WONDER l ITS STILL GOT THE ORIGINAL- 1916 It is time for a change in a system which at best meets the PARTS— SIMPLE-MINPED AS HECK.P requirements of a World War II, and has no concept of a 1966. O A significant new plan would entail a universal draft in which all young people between the ages of 18-20 would be re­ quired to spend two years in service to their country. With cer­ tain established quotas for such things as the armed forces, VISTA LETTERS TO THE EDITOR type programs, and the Peace Corps, a limited choice would be clent. interest In such worth­ support projects such as UMD’j available. • No Brotherhood while projects as discussion Project Aware. But, most importantly, such a revision of present draft laws To the Editor: groups, literary clubs, science The students themselves are would solve some of their basic problems. Perhaps the worst part clubs, and Brotherhood Week. BROTHERHOOD WEEK IS naturally the most responsible of the present system aside from its discrimination, is the suspense The interest of the students OVER NOW. But, contrary to for this common apathy, but attached to “ being called.” It is difficult for draft-age males to as a whole rather revolves make concrete plans without first “ getting it over with,” or estab­ the belief of some that it lack­ the teachers are not entirely ed leadership and direction, around private parties. lishing some way to avoid the draft. excused of the blame either. Brotherhood Week was under One cannot deny, of course, Few professors show little in­ Under the universal system, both men and women could serve direction of a very capable that the development of the terest in their students or their two years service (no exemptions), and then begin college leader whose only problem was social attitude of a college per­ whatever problems they may and careers without interruptions hanging over their heads. lack of people to lead. son is vitally important, but have and do very little in try­ Also, and eually important, jobs which need doing in both Our college’s greatest need interests in social activities ing to. help. Perhaps the way the United States and overseas can be done. These jobs will not is a more serious student body. should not be limited to the this situation is to be reme­ be only of a military nature, and young people who wish to con­ While a major function of private party. A broadened died will be a gradual change tribute to their country in other than merely a defensive way will any college is to expose its curriculum would lead to a In the students and faculty be able to do so. students to an intellectual at­ more well-rounded scholar and entering UMD in years to And, who knows? Maybe a little bit of good could be wrought mosphere, such an atmosphere eventually a more successful come, but one must certainly in this pathetic world. is totally lacking at UMD. As member of our society. hope an improvement will a result of this there is a dif­ transpire. ficulty . in maintaining suffi- There is lack of organization and initiative also existing in UNTIL THEN, EXTENDED our student body. This can HIGH SCHOOL ANYONE? To Lead a Revolution be illustrated by the difficulty And for God’s sake don’t IT BUGS US in selling Brotherhood But­ blame the committees, blame yourself for not being a mem­ From the Detroit Free Press tons. The proceeds, which Last month the Peace Corps, tending slightly toward the bureau­ ber of the committee that did At a home for the aged, so­ could have been doubled if the cratic fat it has fought so hard to keep trimmed, celebrated its such a lousy job. cial scientists have been us­ Brotherhood committee had fifth anniversary. It has. been an interesting five years. Zack Appleby ing the institution’s social sold cookies instead, went to Since its founding on March 1, 1961, the Corps has been events to make a discovery variously described as “Kennedy’s Kiddie Korps” and the “Second which should amaze no one Children’s Crusade” by its opponents, while Arnold Toynbee said, except social scientists. “ I believe that in the Peace Corps the non-western majority of LITTLE M A N O N CAM PUS Serving grape juice to half mankind is going to meet a sample of Western man at his best.” of the oldsters and wine to the And during those five years, more than 17,000 of America’s others, they have learned that best, the young and the young in spirit, have worked in six coun­ those who get wine “interact” tries to demonstrate to the people in those countries that citizens more than the grape juice of the United States are neither supermen nor ogres, but just people. juice crowd. A recently concluded report by a team of anthropologists from WHAT BUGS US is the con­ Cornell University covered the work of f>0 Vounlteers opeating siderable likelihood that one in the Peruvian Andes. These PCVs lived in 15 communities, of the experimenters will make which, when matched against a control group of five other villages a Ph.D. thesis out of this rev­ without Volunteers, progressed at a rate 2.8 times faster than elation and go around the rest those in the control group. of his life being addressed as But the report was not just a whitewash for the Corps. In­ doctor. cluded in its 329 pages is the story of a group of PCVs who were voted out of the village of Vicos by its Indian inhabitants. Some of the Volunteers were later asked to return to the village, and, far from considering a defeat for the Corps, many felt it was a tribute Because of the to its work there that the villagers— who just a few years before had been serfs— had enough confidence in themselves to handle their problems democratically. Good Friday The Corps recently came under fire from the political right for the actions o f the Volunteers working in the Dominican Re­ holiday, there will public during the initial stages of the uprising there last spring. It seems they were treating wounded from both sides without first be no issue of checking to see whether the man dying in the street was carrying a Communist Party card or not. If the Peace Corps instills in its volunteers the feeling that the STATESMAN humanity is more important than politics, we would ask no more. But it is doing more. One of the conclusions of the Cornell next week "They eay he’s pretty tou&h." (Continued on Page 3) THE STATESMAN Friday, April 1, 1966 Minneapolis Tests Computer Dating “Wait a few short days been notified that they will include: “Do you believe in While our data processing sec­ be contacted by the student. birth control?” ‘‘Would you en­ tion reduces your whole per­ “Fulfill your assignment and ter into an inter-fai;h mar­ sonality, your secret dreams go out with your ideal date. riage?” “Would you pet on a and inner powers, to digits in It is not required by Central first date?” “Do you believe a punched card. You are then Control that you file any kind a woman should work after processed in a huge high­ of report with us. There some marriage?” speed computer, which knows things can be kept private.” Computer dating is not new, about any number of other The 45 questions on the but this is its first appear­ numbers, representing mem­ Central Control questionnaire ance in Minnesota. It originat­ bers of the opposite sex. Some range from religion, dating, ed several years ago in the of these are ideal for you. The marriage, finance, to persona­ Ivy League schools and has computer knows. In seconds lity and character. Questions since spread west. the computer spews out the identites of five perfect dates for you.” Tryouts for Nachbar Play The age of computer dating has hit the Minneapolis cam­ Set for Tuesday, Wednesday pus. Beginning in March, Cen­ TRYOUTS WILL BE HELD The play is directed by Lar­ tral Control, Inc., “dedicated at Old Main Auditorium at ry Nachbar and will be pre­ to helping young Americans 7:30 next Tuesday and Wed­ sented in mid-May. It is hoped find their ideal person through nesday evenings for the stu­ the rehearsals will not be too advanced technology,” for a dent directed one act play, demanding and that they can mere three dollars each is pre­ “Miss Julie”, written by the be scheduled around the con­ pared to provide each U of M celebrated Swedish playwrite venience of the actors. Currently exhibiting their work in Tweed are senior art student with five “ideal dates, majors John Tuura (left) and Cal Blakesley as part of the August Strindburg. “Miss Julie” requires a cast perfectly matched with you in annual senior art show. interests, outlook, and back­ of three; Christine, a 35 years ground.” old household cook, Jean the UMD Grad valet, and Julie, the aristo­ “Central Control tells you cratic daughter of a count. SENIORS EXHIBITING that you will find one of the Killed in Christine acts as a well ad­ five, or all of them at once, justed, self-satisfied servant to very enjoyable. Centrol Con­ Julie and is a sort of overseer IN TWEED GALLERY trol tells you that meeting Viet Nam to the Jean-Julie relationship. FIFTEEN UMD ART MA­ William F. Boyce, associate your ideal date will be one of Jean, born of the lower Lt. John L. Banks III, 24, a JORS will climax four years director of Tweed Gallery and the most memorable exper- class, evolves himself into a 1963 graduate of UMD and of artistic endeavor by partici­ faculty advisor for senior exhi­ fences of your life. If you do self-educated, self-styled gen­ graduate of the UMD Air Force not have the most wonderful tleman of the upper class. He pating in a series of Senior bitions, today announced the Reserve Officers Training time of your life, do not admit is determined and does not Exhibitions beginning Tues­ dates for all of the shows and Corps, has been reported killed it to Central Control. Our com­ hesitate to take advantage of day, March 29, at Tweed Gal­ the seniors whose works will in a plane crash in South puter cannot be wrong.” Julie’s weakness to fulfill iet Nam. lery. be shown: his goal. Slowly, he weaves a HE IS THE FIRST UMD It is customary at UMD for March 29—Calvin Blakesley, It works like this: the stu­ web of dominance around AFROTC graduate to be killed Grand Rapids; John Tuura, dent fills out the quesionnaire pathetic Julie until he com­ each senior to present a one- in Viet Nam. The Defense (“for single persons only” ) pletely dominates her every man exhibition of his work. Cloquet. from the Central Control ad­ Department states that Banks thought and action. Each week-long show will be­ April 5—Robert Burwell, Hot vertisement in the Minnesota died in the crash of a C-130 Julie falls victim to her past, gin with a formal opening at Springs, Arik.; Lyle Taipale, Daily and sends it in with four-engine cargo plane carry­ Duluth. her parents, herself, the cool­ three dollars, whereupon the ing mail which Banks was 8 p.m. on Tuesday. ness of a midsummer’s eve April 12—Richard Archibald, questionnaire data is run piloting. The eight, successive shows and dedicated personality of Duluth; Mark Arvilla, Tower. through the computer and Banks received a bachelor of in the Studio Gallery of the Jean. April 19—Edward G. Schafer, matched with the names of arts degree at UMD in 1963 be­ new Alice Tweed Tuohy Room Duluth; Richard Hill, Duluth. fore entering the Air Force to The parts of Jean and Julie five other U students, who will display art ranging from April 26—Thomas D. Mit­ become a pilot. are very exciting and chal­ also answered, the question­ oils and water colors to cer­ chell Duluth (just one senior naire in the same way. He was the son of Mr. and lenging to any interested UMD amics, jewelry, drawing, and scheduled to date). The student receives five Mrs. John L. Banks Jr. of thespian. Tryouts are open to sculpture. names and addresses who have Superior. all and all are welcome. May 3—Teri Snell, Edina; Barbara Palo, Embarrass. May 10 —Dale Anderson, Du­ TO LEAD A REVOLUTION . . . from page 2 luth; Dennis M. Jollymore, Du­ report was that “Volunteers contribute significantly to basic long­ luth. UMD STATESMAN term socio-economic development in the Peruvian Andes creating May 17—Terry Wright, In­ and strengthening organizations so that they can continue to solve ternational Falls; Ethel Smith, VOL. 36 DULUTH, MINNESOTA — FRIDAY, APRIL 1, 1966 N O . 22 local problems even after the last Volunteer has departed.” Babbitt. Official student newspaper of the University of Minnesota, Duluth, Min­ With alll its problems, with all its detractors, and with all its nesota. Published each Friday during the college year excepting holidays and examination weeks. Editorial and business offices in the Communica­ mistakes, the Peace Corps is contributing to the fulfillment of the tions Center, 2nd Floor. Second class postage paid at Duluth, Minnesota. real mission of the United States in the world. Parking Slickers Printed at the Clark Printing Co., 32 East Superior Street, Duluth. Sub­ scription rates: 60c per quarter or $1.80 per year mailed upon request. That mission, as articulated by Sen, Robert Kennedy in a Telephone: 725-8801, Ext. 212. Evenings and weekends: 724-2515. speech to students in Peru, is this: Needed Now All cars bearing winter park­ EDITOR “ The responsibility of our time is nothing less than to lead a revolution--a revolution which will be peaceful if we are wise ing permits have one week’* Richard Rhode enough; human if we care enough; successful if we are fortunate grace to buy spring permits. PRESS enough— but a revolution which will come whether we will it or Cars with no winter parking NEWS EDITOR ...... Karen Archer not. We can affect its character; we cannot alter its inevitabil­ permit must have their spring ART EDITOR ...... Steve Lindstrom permits displayed immediately. COPY EDITOR ...... Cheryl Elliott ity . . . If you in Peru— if we in all the Americas— can bin Id • SPORTS EDITOR ...... Doug Roman society free and just, in which the products of man’s inventive mind On or before April 4th, all B U SIN ESS M A N A G E R ...... Cordell Lomen are turned to the service of his heart— then it will be here that cars parking in UMD parking A D V E R T ISIN G M A N A G E R ...... Paul von Goertz others take their model, here that they will bind answers to their lots must display spring park­ CIRCULATION MANAGER ...... Fran Olander problems.” ing permits.

f : MAN l l WAS REALLY A HANDBOOK OF JUNGLE T| u SHOOK WH5NI GOT MY SURVIVAL, A "GREEN BERET7' L GRAPES THIS QUARTER. RECORD, AND A TOURISTS' GUIDE TO SOUTHEAST A6IA£ 4 THE STATESMAN Friday, April T, 1966 Debaters Win Fourth Tourney The UMD debate and speech negative position. The over-all THE DEBATE TEAM is en­ group received their fourtn record compiled by the de­ tering its final tournament of tournament awards of the year baters was six wins, two losses, the year this weekend at Lu­ over the weekend at the which ranked them third of ther College, Decorah, Iowa, Northwest Novice Debate and the nineteen colleges and uni­ for the Provincial Pi Kappa Forensics Tournament held at versities entered. Delta Tournament. Pi Kappa Superior State University. The division of extemporane­ Delta is a national honorary UMD PLACED SECOND in ous speaking was won by Cliff fraternity recognizing excel­ total tournament points with Hanson, competing among lence in speech and debate. Superior. The University of twenty-five other speakers. Only qualified members are Wisconsin, Madison, was named Steve Johnson won the divi­ eligible for the tournament. winner. sion of radio speaking. Mike Latts, Friedman, Johnson, Debaters representing the Monaghan, Duluth sophomore, and Hanson will be UMD’s University were Jeff Latts and placed sixth of the thirty- entries. Fred Friedman, freshman from three participants in the divi­ Duluth, on the affirmative. sion of original oratory. Cliff Hanson, freshman from Diane Marie Peterson, senior Duluth, and Steve Johnson. from Duluth, entered oral in­ Shriver Assistant Junior from Duluth, argued the terpretation. To Speak Wed. on " THREE PENNY OPERA" War On Poverty Works in metal, clay and fiber will be on display starting April 15 in Tweed. TO BE STUDIO WORK Christopher Weeks, special assistant to Sargent Shriver THE UMD STUDIO PRO­ points her head of his gang and part of the government’s and hides at the brothel of DUCTION FOR THIS QUAR­ “war on poverty” task force, Jenny, who has been hired by TER will be “The Three Penny will speak to UMD students Tweed to Host Two New Exhibits Mrs. Peachum to inform Opera.” It is being presented through Kirby’s teleleoture against him. He is captured Two of the most colorful cific trends which are appar­ May 26, 27, and 28, in the Old series at 11:30 a.m. Wednesday exhibits of the year will be­ ent in contemporary painting Main Auditorium. The produc­ and taken to prison where in t|ie ballroom. held at UMD’s Tweed Gallery and sculpture. It is an out­ tion will be under the direc­ Lucy, to whom he is also mar­ April 5 through May 1. standing exhibition of great tion of Mr. Dan Alkofer, Dra­ ried, upbraids him. Weeks joined the war on vitality although barely rec­ Polly enters, and the women poverty at its inception, and Patrons and subscribers will ma Dept. Miss Judith Knowles, ognizable in terms of craft Music Dept, will be in charge quarrel over who is Macheath’s shared the major responsibil­ first view the 100 pieces at a exhibitions of a decade ago.” of the music and the conduct­ true love, until Mrs. Peachum ity for drafting the Economic formal 8 p.m. opening Tues­ Opportunity Act for its pre­ ing of the orchestra. removes Polly. Macheath re­ day, April 5, in the St. Paul Lin is now considered to be “The Three Penny Opera” is affirms his love for Lucy, and sentation and justification be­ Art Center’s seventh biennial among the most promising a social satire in the European she secures his release. Pea­ fore Congress and for formul­ Fiber, Clay and Metal U.S.A. young artists of Nationalist Jazz idiom. It is based on John chum insists that Police Chief ating the programs which are show on the main floor of the China. His works have been Gay’s “The Beggar’s Opera,” Tiger Brown recapture the authorized by the poverty leg­ gallery. exhibited widely and have won with the music by Kurt Weill, villain. Jenny reveals his new islation,. many awards. hiding place, and he is put In the Balcony Gallery they and the text and lyrics by Bert will see a collection of 48 tra­ back into jail. This will be the second in Opening in the Studio Gal­ Brecht. ditional Chinese paintings by London is in turmoil over a series of telephone lectures. lery that same evening will be The setting of this musical TIEN-SHIH LIN, a young Chi­ Victoria’s coronation. As Mac- the works of UMD seniors is the slums of London. It be­ Weeks will probably be speak­ nese artist who also is a pro­ heath is about to be hanged, ROBERT BURWELL, Hot gins with a streetsinger telling ing from Washington, but fessor of classical Chinese a royal messenger appears with Springs, Ark., and LYLE E. of the numerous crimes and students will be able to ask painting in Taiwan. a pardon from the queen, who TAIPALE, Duluth. Theirs is outrages attributed to the him questions over a special the second of a series of eight notorious gangleader Mac- has made him a noble and St. Paul Art Center Direc­ telephone hook-up. senior shows which will run heath. given him a castle. Even the tor Malcolm E. Lein said of Peachums are pleased. through May 23. Mr. Peachum, controller of Sponsoring the the program the Fiber, Clay and Metal Macheath will be played by show: “ . . . it further erases Selections from the George the lucrative London beggar is the Kirby special events racket, and his wife are con­ John Wilkelius, Polly by Mary the once hard line between P. Tweed Memorial Art Col­ cerned over their daughter Pat Kajer, and Lucy, by Jackie committee headed by Carol crafts and fine arts. The re­ lection will be on exhibit in Polly, who has fallen in love Robitaille. Opien. sulting show reflects the spe­ the Alice Tweed Tuohy Room. with Macheath. Polly and Mack the Knife (Macheath) have been secretly wed, and SIGGELKOW ATTENDS Macheath’s gang celebrates the U.S. Viet Nam Policy "Tragic" event in a stable, with shop­ Tosh Lee, a visiting profes­ from his vast knowledge in lifted gifts. Polly goes home to UNION CONVENTION . sor from across the bay, spoke this field to answer what solu­ break the news to her parents, Edwin O. Siggelkow, UMD Coordinator of Student Activities last quarter to UMD students tions are available to bring who insist on a divorce; but and Kirby Student Center, participated in the 52nd annual on the United States’ “foreign about better relations between Polly is adamant, for she is in meeting of the Association of College Unions, March 20-23 in policy” toward China. the U.S. and nations just now love. New Orleans, Louisiana. emerging, such as those in The Peachums report Mac­ Lee, a brilliant speaker and Asia and Africa. heath to the police. Polly Founded in 1914, the Association of College Unions is one a native of Formosa, was in­ warns her husband. He ap- of the oldest inter-collegiate organizations. There are more vited to speak on campus by In a question and answer than 900 college unions in America and 300 unions overseas. the SDA (Students for Discus­ period that followed, Lee deft­ sion of Alternatives). Lee’s ly answered all questions from Siggelkow pointed out a general trend toward more educa­ speech, critical of United faculty and students with the tion required of college union directors. “We anticipate that Trip To States foreign policy in Asia, same skill and precision that inceasingly a Ph.D. degree will be required of union directors. was heard by a large group of he presented his address. Of At present 9% have Ph.D. degrees and 50% of all union direc­ students. those student and faculty Guthrie tors have their masters” present, there seemed to be few In discussing the United Siggelkow served as moderator of an informal discussion on who dissented from the main States’ foreign policy toward “The Union Professional—Another Look.” He also was a panel theories presented in his speecr Open China, Lee skillfully demon­ member for the Interassociation Committee’s session on “Two or with the validity of his strated how our lack of know­ Sign up at the Information Proposed Master’s Degree Programs.” arguments. Desk for the bus trip to the ledge and diplomacy in Asian Guthrie Theatre Saturday, May The Association Conference, which included delegates from countries have lead to such James Cain, speaking for 14, in Minneapolis. The total 700 member colleges, examined the college students of the 1960’s, tragic errors as the present SDA, expressed hope that this cost is $6.35. If you missed the the college union's purpose, and the union staff members’ re­ U.S. involvement in the Viet quarter Tosh Lee would again first Guthrie Booth, you can sponsibilities. Nam revolutionary war. Using come to the UMD campus and the present theories of politi­ speak. It is also hoped that pay at the next one we’ll set Other major topics discussed were: the college union as an cal and revolutionary change in the next engagement Lee up sometime, somewhere . . . agency for extra-curricular research; the “multi-versity” and its which are supposedly justify­ will be able to find a member One note—perhaps you were demand for a new kind of buildings and service; and the col­ ing U.S. involvement on the of the UMD faculty that will misled by the paragraph last lege students’ roles, rights, and responsibilities. week on the Guthrie Trip— Asian continent, Lee went on debate with him in the area of the thick, juicy steak is not to point out the fallacious as­ the Viet Nam war. Cain also TRYOUTS FOR pects of each, thus proving urged students who have their included in the price of $6.35! BOOM! any present justification of own views and would like to You can certainly buy one for A play by Fred Meitzer "Miss Julie" the war irresponsible and express and discuss them fur­ yourself or go shopping or KIRBY BALLROOM Tuesday & Wednesday completely unwarranted. ther to attend the next SDA whatever you wish, but “the Lee, a specialist in the field meeting and all lectures spon­ 10:3d Thursday, April 7 7:30 p.m. - Old Main play’s the thing.” of emerging nations, drew sored by SDA. THE STATESMAN Friday, April 1, 1966 Stone Speaks Eloquently- Awards Announced Announcements of Fulbright- them are advised to apply be­ Hays awards for faculty mem­ fore May 1, after which date bers for research and lectur­ regular screening procedures ing in Europe, Africa, the Near will be put into effect and Hints of Days Gone By East, South and East Asia, the available appointments will Pacific, the Far East, and La­ begin to decrease in number. A FACSIMILE OF THE RO­ tin America during the aca­ The schedule for nominating SETTA STONE, THE KEY TO demic year 1967-68 are now and selecting both research THE DECIPHERING OF AN­ available for reference at the and lecturing grantees is being CIENT EGYPTIAN HIERO­ office of the faculty Fulbright accelerated. Adviser, Academic Dean T. W. G L Y P H IC S , has been hung Chamberlin. It is expected that, as a re­ just inside the new, main en­ sult of these changes, word of trance to the UMD Library, The adviser does not distri­ final action will reach appli­ bute application forms, which cants sooner than in the past, The entrance—a pant of the are supplied to individual enabling them and their in­ second in three phases of li­ scholars by the Committee on stitutions to plan with more brary construction — provides International Exchange of Per­ lead-time and with greater a more direct access to build­ sons, 2101 Constitution Avenue, certainty for leaves of absence. N.W., Washington, DC. 20418. ings north and east of Kirby Student Center as well as the On request the Committee library itself. will also provide separate lists UMDRA-YDFL of award, in American Studies, An historic document from Anthropology, Area Studies, the year 195 B.C., the original Biochemistry, Biology and Debate Monday Rosetta Stone is a slab of black Agriculture, Business Admin­ basalt. It looks very much istration, Chemistry, Earth The UMD Republican Asso­ like the UMD facsimile except Sciences, Economics, Educa­ ciation will meet the UMD that it is 11 inches thick. tion, Engineering, Home Econ­ Young Democratic Farmer- omics, Law. Mass Communica­ Laborites in debate on section “The Stone speaks eloquent­ 14b of the Taft-Hartley act ly of the antiquity of books tions, Mathematics, Medical Sciences, Physics, Political this Monday at 7:30 p.m. in and libraries,” explained UMD SS 110. Librarian Rudy Johnson. "It Science, Psychology, Social serves as a reminder that the Work and Sociology. “This debate will be an at­ heritage of man and the rec­ tempt to clarify certain m at­ Important changes have re­ ord of civilization is preserved ters which have come up in cently been made in the ad­ not only on monument but in the area of labor problems and ministration of awards for books and libraries.” issues,” said a noted UMDRA faculty members. The major­ spokesman. The Stone is dated March ity are being announced al­ 27, 195 B.C., and contains a most three months earlier Debaters for the GOPers are decree passed by the priests Ann Blackmorc of Dulutr inspects the facsimile of the famed than last year, and they are tentatively scheduled to be Ell- of Memphis to honor Ptolemy Rosetta stone which hangs near the library entrance. listed in two booklets, one on wood Collum, chairman of UM­ V Epiphenes upon his acces­ research awards, the other on DRA, Thomas Berquist and sion to the throne. lectureships. The closing date Dennis Stafstrom. It was found in Egypt by Plocemersf- Bureau Found for applying for research Napoleon’s soldiers in 1799 awards is Jijne 1, considerably near the town of Rashid, also in advance of the date last ALL CARS called Rosetta, on the left bank Capable of Great Speed year. of the Nile. When the French must have Leslie Ann Knutson, elemen­ teaching openings in Califor­ Applications will be accepted surrendered in Egypt, the s' je Parking Stickers tary teacher at Babbitt, Minn., nia or Illinois. for lectureships as long as was forfeited to the British thinks the Placement Bureau they are available. While there who now have it in the Brit­ At 2:30 p.m. Thursday, Miss by is about as efficient as it can is no fixed closing date for ish Museum in London. Knutson was interviewed by Monday, get. Miss Knutson, a 1964 filing applications for lecture­ The first 14 lines of the tab­ a representative of the Los April 4th UMD B.S. degree graduate, Angeles Public Schools. ships, persons interested in let are in hieroglyphic which stopped at the Placement Bu­ At 2:45 p.m., she signed a became the sacred writing of reau late last Thursday mn;a- contract to teach in Califor­ the priesthood. 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S u P P LY 301 W. SUPERIOR ST., DULUTH, MINNESOTA • TEL.: 722-3301 COMPANY • Art Materials MEMBER FEDERAL DEPOSIT INSURANCE CORPORATION THE STATESMAN Friday, April 1, 1966 Seminars on DeGaulle To Be Held at UMD TO MILLIONS OF HIS Rogers, director of the Uni­ tween France and the U.S. are FRENCH COUNTRYMEN versity of Minnesota World somewhat comparable to the Charles De Gaulle is a Affairs Center which is one of Sino-Soviet split, but not near­ charismatic leader of a pros­ the seminar sponsors, it would ly as serious to the countries pering nation. be a mistake to view De involved.” To his political foes, he is a Gaulle’s policies as his alone. However he is evaluated by baffling adversary. “Even if he disappeared, his other nations, De Gaulle is To much of the world—in­ policies wouldn’t all disappear ushering France through a cluding Minnesota and the with him,” Rogers states. prosperous age. U.S.—he remains an enigma. “Remember, France has suf­ Speakers at the seminars will And a nagging question to fered repeated humiliation include Robert E. Barbour, Western diplomats is simply since 1939. But the French are proud people who don’t want French affairs expert for the this: To what extent does U.S. Department of State; A. Charles De Gaulle speak for to relinquish their place in the Richard DeFelice, internation­ public opinion of the Fifth sun. They don’t want to sub­ al trade specialist for the U.S. French Republic? If he were mit to what they regard as Department of Agriculture; Appearing in scenes from "Trouble in Tahiti” will be Ce­ to pass from the scene tomor­ American domination of the and William A. Smith, Eu­ leste Nelson and Cornell Svaren. row, would present French free world, and De Gaulle does ropean region official for the policies continue? represent a. significant seg­ ment of French opinion on this Department of Defense, on Northern Minnesotans will military problems of the west­ point. SCENES FROM TWO debate just such questions as ern alliance. A panel of local “Yet, as a powerful person­ these at a series of world af­ persons will discuss these is­ ality,” Rogers continues, “De fairs seminars in Northern sues with speaker at each loca­ OPERAS COMING APRIL 14 Gaulle is able to carry policies Minnesota. The seminars will tion. be at UMD April 11 and 12- beyond what most Frenchmen SCENES FROM “TROUBLE tant professor of music. Grand Rapids and Coleraine, desire. Most Frenchmen would IN TAHITI” BY LEONARD “A Hand of Bridge,” with April 12 and 13; Bemidji, April not want to sacrifice the gains BERNSTEIN AND “CARMEN” libretto by Gian Carlo Men- 13 and 14. of the Common Market and BY GEORGE BIZET will be otti, concerns the mental wan­ Subject of the seminars is other cooperative endeavors in presented in the annual UMD derings of two modern, middle- Opera Workshop production at "De Gaulle’s France: Chal­ exchange for a feeling of na­ class married couples seated at 8:15 p.m. Thursday (April 14) lenge for America,” and they tional pride that an independ­ the bridge table. Miss Nelson, in Tweed Art Gallery. Miss Peterson, Saari and Wi­ will feature experts on France ent policy gives.” The workshop program also kelius appear in the roles. from the U.S. Departments of THERE MAY BE STORMY will include two short operas: State, Defense, and Agricul­ MONTHS ahead for the At­ “The Maid Mistress” concerns lantic Alliance, Rogers believes. "A Hand of Bridge” by Sam­ ture. uel Barber and "The Maid a bachelor named Uberto According to William C. He says the differences be- Mistress” by Giovanni Pergo- (Svaren) who resists the open lesi. attempts of his maid, Serpina Leading singer-players will (Miss Peterson) to marry him. appear in multiple roles. They However, the idea is implant­ are: Celeste Nelson, Nancy ed and, he eventually is tran- MARYDE’S Peterson and John Wikelius ped into marriage. of Duluth; Clyde Saari of In the scene from “Trouble WOMEN'S Proctor and Cornell Svaren of in Tahiti” a suburban couple, FORMAL WEAR RENTAL Sauk Centre. Dinah (Miss Nelson) and Sam The workshop, open free to (Svaren), have drifted apart • Bridal • Proms the public, is under the direc­ and although they long to re­ • Bridesmaids • Cocktail Rhode New Editor tion of Judith Knowles, assis- pair their relationship they don’t quite know how. The op­ era is a domestic tragicomedy BY APPOINTMENT ONLY1 Richard H. Rhode has been appointed editor of the States­ WATCH OUT FOR with satrical overtones. man for spring quarter. He In the Toreador Scene from Call: 724-2380 succeeds Fred Muench who re­ THE OTHER GUY "Carmen,” Wikelius appears signed after winter quarter. as Escamillo, Miss Nelson as Lovely, Fashionable, Practical Prices This is Rhode’s fourth year Carmen, Miss Peterson as on the paper, having served as Frasquita and Svaren as Zun­ editor last year and as man­ iga. aging editor in his sophomore year. ► Other workshop performers < include James Johnson, Jackie “Dick” Rhode, 22, is a senior Robitaille and Leonard Nelson and a Duluthian. A political a n a Drive Defensively! of Duluth and Mary Pat Kajer HAIR. STYLES science major, he will attend of Owatonna. the University of Minnesota Just being in the right isn't enough. FOR COMPIETC School of Law next year. 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THE STATESMAN • Friday, April 1, 1966 7 Wormhoudt Drawing in National Show "Clout 'em one” A PEN AND INK DRAWING A Teacher's Day by Sarah M. Wormhoudt, UMD From PHI DELTA KAPPAN “I got homework, Miss Jones. Instructor in art, has been se­ Kathryn Jones, a petite and I always got lotsa homework.” lected for the biennial, na­ pretty blonde of 23, stood ner­ Unable to contain their tional show “Drawings, USA,” vously behind her desk as the amusement at this bit of in­ which will open April 1 at the children trooped noisily to spired double entendre, the St. Paul Art Center. their seats. It was her first class erupted again into a bed­ Artists from all 50 states day of teaching and these lam of desk-pounding and Submitted 1,000 drawings and were her first students — this shrieking references to some­ only 120 works by artists from was the moment for which all body’s mother. 27 states were chosen for the the hard work, study, and sac­ This has gone far enough, show. When the exhibition rifice of the past four years thought Miss Jones. It is ends in late April in St. Paul, had prepared her. Some of the time. The smile vanished from it will go on a national tour. children smiled as they passed her soft lips as she strode Juror for the show was Wil­ and Miss Jones, remembering purposefully up the aisle to­ liam A. Keinbusch of the what she had learned in Ed. ward James. All noise ceased. Brooklyn Museum of Art. Psych., smiled back. “Stand up, James,” she said Miss Wormhoudt’s drawing firmly. James slouched to his She worried a little about “Faraday’s Field No. 1,” is re­ feet, grinning lasciviously He the noise. The children seem­ lated to two paintings on the towered over her. Miss Jones ed to talk so loudly and sev­ same theme which she showed went quickly to her tip-toes eral of them were rather aim­ at the UMD Faculty Show in and with a ringing “Ha” de­ January. The drawings grew lessly banging their books on livered a deft karate blow just out of a unique style innova­ the desk tops. Perhaps they’ll below James’ left ear. With­ tion first seen in Miss Worm­ quiet down when the bell out uttering a sound he crash­ houdt’s paintings in which rings, she thought, if they can ed to the floor, where he lay she interpreted, by the use of hear it. She felt little beads very still between the rows of of perspiration forming and separate panels, Faraday's sci­ desks. she wondered if her deodorant entific principle One could have heard a hy­ would really give her all day podermic needle drop as Miss . Miss Wormhoudt received protection. the Bachelor of Arts degree at Jones returned to her place Art instructor Sarah Wormhoudt’s “Faraday’s Field” has the University of Minnesota At last the bell rang and at the front of the room. “Now, been scheduled for “Drawings USA.” and the Master of Fine Arts she quickly learned that her children,” she said sweetly, degree at the State University fears for its audibility were smiling again," let’s all open of Iowa, Iowa City. She also unfounded. She h a d not our workbooks to page 1, shall has studied art in France, known that school adminis­ we?” Italy and Holland. "Knock Segregation Wall trators long ago discovered QUESTIONS FOR Before coming to UMD in that a very loud bell has the DISCUSSION 1964, Miss Wormhoudt served power to stun children long Down" Says Speaker 1. What is your opinion of enough for an alert teacher as an art consultant and su­ the way Miss Jones handled pervisor at public schools in John Sumrall of the Missis­ present situation the children to establish her authority. “My the noise problem in her class­ Neenah and Ripon in Wiscon­ sippi Freedom Democratic are learning to hate before name is Miss Jones and we room? Do you feel that she sin and Grants Pass, Oregon. Party spoke last quarter to they even know how to love. are going to work and play was too authoritarian and di­ She also was instructor in art UMD students on civil rights And it is this hate that I ask and learn many things to­ rective, especially in her re­ at llinois College, Jackson­ and the role of the college you to be concerned about, for gether this year.” lationship with James? Do ville, 111. this is what is happening and student. you feel that her approach you have to start caring about Nothing in Ed. Psych, or even in Soc. II had quite pre­ was suitably pragmatic con­ Sumrall, who has been work­ it. You are still brothers, ing in the civil rights move­ pared her for the children’s sidering the total situational people.” gestalt? SOS WEEK ment for over three years, is response to this innocent In commenting on the three 2. What alter natives were (Continued from page 1) active member in organiza­ greeting. Some of the larger MFDP women attempting to open to Msss Jones in this tions such as CORE, SNCC, boys seemed to have gone unseat three white congress­ case? Would this have been Kirby. That night, the Facul­ SCLC, and the MFDP. In his quite mad, beating their heads men, Sumrall said, “we don’t a good time to distribute a ty-Staff-Student Talent Show speech sponsored by the SDA, on their desks, writhing, and want all Negro legislatures if sociogram? will be presented at 7:30, to Mr. Sumrall explained to UMD emitting animal groans. this means Negro supremacy, 3. What does research say be followed by Torrence Hall’s students why there is a need Through the general hubbub but all we want is equality, she caught phrases like “when about notebooks? Monte Carlo Cassino Night at for the Mississippi Freedom whether it is all white all we gonna play together, Miss 9:00. The Freshman Class will Democratic Party in Missis­ SUGGESTIONS FOR black, or a combination, just Jones?” and “Man, I’d be glad award a car as door prize; sippi and what its explicit goals FURTHER READING other features will be a soft- so the end is equality.” to teach you everything ah are presently and its plans for 1. Chandra, Jeff. Karate for drink bar. old movies, and ca­ For more information on the knows.” What a warm, friend­ the future. Teachers (Taiwan: Neo-Amer­ sino games. MFDP all students should ly group they are, she thought, write to: ican Publications LTE1, 1962) Saturday will be community Sumrall told UMD students but how will we ever accom­ Mississippi Freedom Democra­ ,2. Rough, Ralph T. Handbook work day for Angel Flight and that MFDP “wants you to care plish anything with all this tic Party of Directive Techniques for Arnold Air Society. The girls about the lives of southerners. noise? 507V2 North Farish Street Effective Teaching. (Camden, from Griggs Hall will be We need people to help in the Jackson, Mississippi Suddenly, miraculously, it New Jersey: Surm and Drang, available to clean dormitory South, because while you’re was quiet again. A large mus­ 1961) See especially Chapter rooms in the men’s dorms. thinking about passing tests cular boy in the back row 4, “The Effective Teacher The week will be topped off we’re thinking about whether SPRING RUSH waved his arm frantically for Knows Where to Hit Without by the annual All-American we’ll be living next week. You attention, and all the other Bruising” and Chapter 6, “The Grub Dance, sponsored by the have to go down there and DEADLINE TODAY Effective Teacher Uses the Kirby Program Committee. children looked at him with live if you want to understand ALL GIRLS INTERESTED IN Workbook as a Weapon.” One of the year’s most popu­ mute anticipation. “James the civil rights movement.” .. GREEK LIFE who wish to par­ wants to talk .Wh’ne you call lar dances, this features prizes ticipate in informal Spring Commenting on “God’s free­ for the “grubbiest” costumes. Rush are asked to register at on James?” said a grinning dom land” (America), Sum­ A rock band will provide the Kirby Information Desk. girl in the front row. music. A stereo phonograph rall stated that “this great Deadline for registration is DANCE! “Yes, James. What is it?” will be given away as a door country isn’t all that it’s heap­ Friday, April 1. prize. Phi Beta Chi fraternity ed up to be. LBJ spreading Invitations will be sent by said Miss Jones sweetly. TO THE will sponsor a root beer party. freedom everywhere . . What freedom. There is more man­ the social sororities to those “I was jus’ wonderin’ if slaughter in the South now girls who are interested and yu’d help wih my homework.” eligible. All girls must have than before we had laws de­ “Why, of course, James. But claring our right to possess at least a 2.00 grade point av­ PEPPERMINT we don’t have any homework UMD RA ‘right.’ We have a beautiful erage and have attended UMD yet.” constitution; all we have to at least one quarter. YDFL do is abide by it.” MEN The role of the MFDP in the 9:00-1:00 Sat. South, Sumrall pointed out, Moon Expert . . . from page 1 DEBATE “is on a social basis . . . to try April 2 to get the law carried out the University of Michigan, Poblic Mhseum. On Section 14b peacefully and attempt to the University of Pennsylvania While at John Hopkins Uni­ Kirby Ballroom establish relationships of har­ and Northwestern University. versity from 1942-46, Dr, Bald­ of the Taft-Hartley Act mony between the white and He has been a lecturer at win worked on the develop­ 50c Stag — ■ 75c Drag black man in the South. For the Adler Planetarium in Chi­ ment of the proximity fuse, MONDAY, 7:30 p.m. until black, white, and all men cago and helped in the devel­ a “secret weapon” of World Sponsored by SSI 10 come together and knock this opment of the Grand Rapids War II. He received a Presi­ by the GERM AN KLUB wall of segregation down, there Planetarium as a member of dential Certificate of Merit will never be peace. And in the the Board of Directors of the for his part in the project. 8 t m STATESMAN P r i3 o j r , April % T9$6 "Gad, But This Jeilo looks Like Swamp Scum Humor: You too can be a Sophomore (ACP) — After careful re­ or make any constructive sug­ bastards at heart and that thing. And be ready with protests for world reform with­ search, the Michigan State gestions. Decry organizers as cutting one another under­ proof of either view to last out adding the day-by-day News collected this guide on ‘‘rabble rousers” or “publicity- handedly is normal procedure. through an all-night bull ses­ compromise the true reformer how to become a "sophomore” seekers.” Above all, don’t try to act bet­ sion. uses. or a follower of "sophomor- 3. Decide what’s cool and ter than the “bastards.” Re­ 8 ADOPT THE THEORY OF The “sophomore” does not ism,” one of toe biggest cam­ what’s not. Then gather a member: be realistic. Label FREE LOVE. Discuss with a know people, especially those pus faiths. group of friends and cut down anyone who proffers an idea member of toe opposite sex who are different. He knows 1. COMPLAIN CONSISTENT­ people who aren’t by your def­ for improvement as an im­ toe psychological crippling only the shell of the cool and LY about the cafeteria food, inition "cool.” practical idealist. created by society’s restrictions the non-cool. rising grill prices, patrolling 4. In debate or argument, (b) Or, if you favor the on sex. Convince her to join In sexual relations, he re­ housemothers, standards grant the other side several idealistic approach, demand you in building a more honest gards both himself and his chairmen, and liquor laws. Be points but insist that every­ immediate improvements. Join society. Believe in Hugh Hef­ partner merely as objects and sure to develop the proper glib one recognize your rights as a marching and singing so­ ner as a prophet of our times. so creates a new dishonesty. tone in discussing these is­ well. Remember that putting ciety. Administrative restric­ These are the tenets of the He argues that one unprov­ sues; for instance, “Gad, but the blame on who started the tions and peace in Viet Nam faith of sophomorism. They able belief is as good as the this jeilo looks like siwaimp- trouble is more important than are good subjects. But watch foster a faith of noncommit­ next, but he lacks the true scum” ending the argument. out for compromises that ment. Under them the "soph­ agnostic’s constant study of 2. At the same time, be sure 5. Develop an arsenal of might undermine your chances omore” whines about minor belief. not to get involved in any or­ gross jokes and remarks and of achieving your goal. nuisances but does not act to His pseudo - philosophizing ganized action to change any­ laugh it up. 7. Decide (a) God is dead correct them. He often ig­ can keep him from commit­ thing you’ve complained about 6. (a) Assume people are or fb) you can’t prove any­ nores important issues, or he ment to any faith that de­ mands action. And even if his world is bastardly, must he contribute to the bastardli- ness? Sophomorism is a faith without works, and both the faith and its followers are One half-fare ID card dead.

The Department of Music Presents A is as good as another MUSIC RECITAL Nancy Peterson, Soprano Cornell Svaren, Bass Baritone — FOUR WORKS — TUESDAY, APRIL 5 8:15 p.m. - Recital Hall

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