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EPISODE 2.12

“Phoenix”

After missing his daughter's birth to complete a big drug deal, Walt squares off with Jesse's girlfriend his share of the cash.

WRITTEN BY: John Shiban

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ORIGINAL BROADCAST: May 24, 2009

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Bryan Cranston ... Walter White Anna Gunn ... Aaron Paul ... ... Betsy Brandt ... RJ Mitte ... Walter White, Jr. ... Krysten Ritter ... Jane Margolis Christopher Cousins ... Ted Beneke John de Lancie ... Donald Margolis Tomas Potts ... Tattooed Biker Cyd Schulte ... Tattooed Woman Tony Whitecrow ... Addict Wendy Scott ... Nurse Erik J. Bockemeier ... NA Sponsor

1 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:37,454 Skyler, I'm so....

2 00:00:37,621 --> 00:00:41,458 Marie. Oh, Christ, Marie. How...?

3 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:46,213 Oh, God. Oh, thank God.

4 00:00:46,838 --> 00:00:48,674 Is she beautiful?

5 00:00:51,093 --> 00:00:56,473 Yeah, I'm staring at brake lights on the 40.

6 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:58,267 Some accident up ahead.

7 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:01,395 Christ! Today of all days, huh?

8 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:06,567 No, no, no. Let her rest. I'll be there as soon as I can.

9 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:08,652 Thank you.

10 00:01:23,875 --> 00:01:25,502 Excuse me. Skyler White?

11 00:01:25,669 --> 00:01:28,171 -307. -Thank you.

12 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:41,977 Skyler, I'm so sorry. I'm just....

13 00:01:42,144 --> 00:01:43,854 Are you okay?

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14 00:01:47,024 --> 00:01:49,359 Meet your daughter.

15 00:02:00,162 --> 00:02:03,874 Hi there, girl. Hi there, Holly.

16 00:02:04,041 --> 00:02:06,043 Congratulations, Walt.

17 00:02:08,211 --> 00:02:12,049 Oh, Ted, I'm sorry, I didn't see you here.

18 00:02:12,215 --> 00:02:14,843 Oh, Ted drove me here. Thank God.

19 00:02:15,010 --> 00:02:19,598 I mean, this little bundle of joy of ours was practically on rails.

20 00:02:19,765 --> 00:02:22,351 Halfway here I thought he was gonna have to pull over...

21 00:02:22,517 --> 00:02:24,394 ...and deliver her himself.

22 00:02:25,937 --> 00:02:30,567 Well, that-- I'm glad it didn't come to that.

23 00:02:31,568 --> 00:02:32,653 Yeah. Thanks, Ted.

24 00:02:33,278 --> 00:02:35,197 No problem at all.

25 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:38,200 Well, let me get out of your way here so you two can--

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 26 00:02:38,367 --> 00:02:41,370 You three can be alone, okay?

27 00:02:41,536 --> 00:02:44,206 Listen, take it easy, Sky.

28 00:02:44,790 --> 00:02:48,085 -I really can't begin to thank you. -Don't think anything of it.

29 00:02:48,251 --> 00:02:50,253 It's my pleasure. Congratulations again.

30 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:51,880 -Thank you. -She's beautiful.

31 00:02:52,047 --> 00:02:53,590 Okay. I'll talk to you soon.

32 00:02:53,757 --> 00:02:55,050 Okay. Take care.

33 00:02:55,217 --> 00:02:56,259 Bye.

34 00:03:06,395 --> 00:03:07,604 Are you okay?

35 00:03:07,771 --> 00:03:09,648 -Is everything okay? -Everything is okay.

36 00:03:09,815 --> 00:03:13,276 I just wish you'd been here.

37 00:03:16,988 --> 00:03:19,449 -Where's everyone else? -Downstairs.

38

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:21,326 Hank and Marie took Junior for dinner.

39 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:25,747 He has been such a trooper. He even changed his first diaper.

40 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:27,874 -No. -Yeah.

41 00:03:29,918 --> 00:03:31,461 Did he?

42 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:36,383 Honey, is there anything that I can do for you?

43 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:38,927 -Anything at all? -Actually, yes.

44 00:03:39,094 --> 00:03:41,722 I left my overnight bag at home this morning.

45 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:44,641 I just think you get it in your head, C-section. You know?

46 00:03:44,808 --> 00:03:48,645 But I'm just so glad, the way it all worked out.

47 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:51,189 Doing it natural instead.

48 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:53,650 It just couldn't have gone any better.

49 00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:55,360 Good.

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50 00:03:58,447 --> 00:04:02,826 Let me go get your things.

51 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:07,414 And I'll get my stuff too, okay?

52 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:09,166 -I'll spend the night. -Okay.

53 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:45,512 Dad.

54 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:48,347 I was in the shower, hey.

55 00:05:49,391 --> 00:05:51,434 I overslept.

56 00:05:52,936 --> 00:05:55,397 I'm running late, but I'll be there.

57 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:57,148 Yeah.

58 00:06:02,654 --> 00:06:04,531 Baby, I gotta go.

59 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:08,034 Okay.

60 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:24,383 Somebody broke in.

61 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:26,177 Okay.

62 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:45,155 Oh, no. No, no, no!

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 63 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:47,699 Come on.

64 00:06:48,116 --> 00:06:49,784 Damn.

65 00:06:52,495 --> 00:06:54,205 Oh, God.

66 00:06:55,498 --> 00:06:57,500 Oh, Christ.

67 00:07:02,421 --> 00:07:03,798 This week was tough.

68 00:07:03,965 --> 00:07:05,424 Toughest yet.

69 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:08,803 You know why? I knew this day was coming.

70 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:11,389 -My birthday. -Your re-birthday?

71 00:07:11,556 --> 00:07:13,600 Yeah. As it got closer, it got worse.

72 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:15,644 I was scared shitless I wouldn't make it.

73 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:17,270 I really didn't think I would.

74 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:19,814 Called in sick three days in a row.

75 00:07:19,981 --> 00:07:21,983 I know my boss was pissed.

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76 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:25,195 I guess I don't really care. I just didn't wanna see anybody.

77 00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:26,571 You guys know how that is.

78 00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:28,657 All it would take is one friend...

79 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:31,534 ...and I'd be out ripping and running again.

80 00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:33,870 But I made it. I really made it.

81 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:37,040 I got one year clean to the day.

82 00:07:59,229 --> 00:08:01,731 You look tired. Your eyes are kind of red.

83 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:05,026 -You getting enough sleep? -Actually, no.

84 00:08:05,527 --> 00:08:08,738 I'm working on this really complex new tat.

85 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:11,408 -Yeah? -A guy wants his whole back done up.

86 00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:14,202 Him on his chopper with, like, flames all around.

87 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:17,872

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY I keep showing him the design, he keeps asking for changes, like:

88 00:08:18,039 --> 00:08:20,083 "Give me more muscles. Give me more flames."

89 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:23,253 And I'm like, "A: This ain't the Sistine Chapel.

90 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:27,674 And B: I have enough trouble working around your zits."

91 00:08:27,966 --> 00:08:30,343 I really wish you wouldn't work at that place.

92 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:32,429 You need to avoid those type of people.

93 00:08:32,595 --> 00:08:35,598 I know and I do.

94 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:40,061 It's mostly college kids and airmen from Kirtland.

95 00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:42,105 It's actually really corporate.

96 00:08:43,732 --> 00:08:45,191 Thank you.

97 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:52,032 So how's your job?

98 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:54,117 Oh, you know. Same old, same old.

99

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:56,619 Doing backup training on my days off.

100 00:08:56,786 --> 00:09:00,623 God, they're hiring anybody now. I mean, no experience at all. It's scary.

101 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:08,214 You seeing anyone?

102 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:11,885 No.

103 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:13,261 You?

104 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:16,056 What about that guy next door?

105 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:17,599 What do you mean?

106 00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:20,143 Well, he seemed to have some expectation...

107 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:21,936 ...of you introducing me to him.

108 00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:24,230 He knows you own the place.

109 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,066 Yeah.

110 00:09:26,357 --> 00:09:27,609 Dad, he's our tenant.

111 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:29,652 End of story.

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 112 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:31,780 Why would I get involved with a tenant?

113 00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:34,908 Okay.

114 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:37,660 There you go.

115 00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:49,005 Oh, yes.

116 00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:51,299 Oh, isn't she beautiful?

117 00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:54,010 I just think she's the most beautiful baby ever.

118 00:09:54,177 --> 00:09:56,596 Yeah. And why not?

119 00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:58,556 Good stock.

120 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,019 I'll get it.

121 00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:04,521 Yeah. Yeah.

122 00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:07,524 Hello. Hello?

123 00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:10,902 Nobody's there.

124 00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:12,695 Oh, well.

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 125 00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:16,491 Beat you.

126 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,035 -Hello. -Hey, man.

127 00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:20,703 Oh, hi, Carmen.

128 00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:22,455 Just Carmen.

129 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:26,292 -Come on. Hurry up. -So you heard, huh? Yes, yes.

130 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,878 Good news. Oh, she's just so beautiful.

131 00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:31,464 Well, Holly.

132 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,508 Seven pounds, 3 ounces.

133 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:36,261 Everybody is doing just fine.

134 00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:39,222 You junkie imbecile. What are you calling this number for?

135 00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:41,558 I am trying to tell you, man.

136 00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:44,686 Last night, somebody broke in my place, yo.

137

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:46,354 -I got robbed. -What?

138 00:10:46,521 --> 00:10:51,067 Yeah. Somebody, they got all of our stuff. Okay?

139 00:10:51,234 --> 00:10:52,986 All of it.

140 00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:57,198 You get me, Mr. White?

141 00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:59,492 The blue stuff. It's, like, uncanny.

142 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,911 They knew exactly where to look.

143 00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:05,748 I mean, say something, man, all right? Yell at me or something! Come on!

144 00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:08,251 Mr. White.

145 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:11,880 God!

146 00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:14,549 Oh, no.

147 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:20,763 Okay. Okay. Okay.

148 00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:30,064 Hank, come on. People are starving to death out here.

149 00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:32,317 All right. I just had to get a beer.

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150 00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:34,068 Finally.

151 00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:35,862 All right, guys. Here we go.

152 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:39,866 We got mild, medium and muy caliente.

153 00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:42,285 I got dibs on the breast.

154 00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:45,622 -Los Pollos ? -Oh, yeah, seriously. You gotta try it.

155 00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:49,125 I think this joint gives KFC a run for their money.

156 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,377 That baby is hungry.

157 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:52,962 Give me that baby.

158 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:55,298 Oh, sweetie, yes.

159 00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:57,133 Do you have any coleslaw in there?

160 00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:58,968 Oh, no, no, no. Come on. Jeez, Sky.

161 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:03,473 -Not at the table. We're eating. -Hank, it's only a breast.

162

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:06,768 -It's my sister-in-law's breast. -Oh, you are so provincial.

163 00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:09,437 Hank, remember the day...

164 00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:11,940 ...when you were talking to me about childproofing?

165 00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:13,149 Yeah.

166 00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:15,818 Yeah, yeah. What are you thinking? A fence or a cover?

167 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:19,781 Yeah. No, well, actually, I was thinking more of an alarm system.

168 00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:23,952 They've got these new systems that are now sonar systems that would--

169 00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:26,371 Anything falls into it, it sets the alarm off.

170 00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:27,580 Oh, nice.

171 00:12:27,746 --> 00:12:30,625 -Wow, that sounds expensive. -Well, yeah.

172 00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:35,505 -But for the baby, I mean.... -Well, why don't....

173 00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:38,675 Why don't you let Marie and I

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY get that for you?

174 00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:41,302 -Absolutely. -No, no. Thank you.

175 00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:44,013 No, no, please. I'll be back at work soon.

176 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:45,890 We'll take care of it.

177 00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:47,976 "Back at work soon"?

178 00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:50,728 Since you're scheduled for surgery...

179 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:55,191 ...I just thought it might be a good idea to have some money coming in.

180 00:12:56,775 --> 00:13:01,906 Well, Skyler, we need to think about what's best for the baby.

181 00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:06,202 And I think having her mother around for at least the first few years....

182 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:11,457 Money-wise, we'll manage. I promise you that.

183 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:15,336 What? You guys got, like, a printing press in the garage churning out 50s?

184 00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:16,546 I wish.

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 185 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,756 Mom's even talking about me getting a job.

186 00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:22,552 That's right. Everybody pitches in.

187 00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:26,014 Why don't we ever get Chinese?

188 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,315 I'll get her.

189 00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:37,567 I'll get her.

190 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:49,412 Yes. Good girl.

191 00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:51,956 That's a good girl.

192 00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:54,417 My little girl, huh?

193 00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:09,848 Hey, do you wanna see something?

194 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:12,727 Come here.

195 00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:15,730 Oh, I know, I know.

196 00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:21,778 Yeah.

197 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,952 Hey.

198

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:33,790 You wanna see what your daddy did for you?

199 00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:37,794 Let me show you.

200 00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:40,838 Here. Come here.

201 00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:44,926 Wanna see?

202 00:14:57,939 --> 00:15:02,193 That's right. Daddy did that.

203 00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:10,535 Daddy did that for you.

204 00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:23,423 This place looks exactly the same.

205 00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:26,968 Why don't you have computers and shit? It's the 20th century.

206 00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:28,678 What the hell are you doing here?

207 00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:30,888 -Get out. -No. You took the stash.

208 00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:33,057 I heard all those messages, figured it out.

209 00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:36,227 You figured it out, huh? Well, congratulations, Einstein.

210 00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:40,189

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY You left me to freak out all day long like I dropped the ball or something...

211 00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:43,943 -...and you were the one who took it! -Shut up.

212 00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:46,779 You lower your voice.

213 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,619 "Like you dropped the ball"?

214 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:57,582 When have you ever not dropped the ball, Jesse?

215 00:15:57,748 --> 00:16:00,293 Blasted out of your mind on whatever the hell that was.

216 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,713 What was that, heroin?

217 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:06,757 Jesus.

218 00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:09,635 I was on my day off, man. What I do on my day off--

219 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,138 "Day off"? We were on call, you junkie.

220 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,432 On call for the biggest deal of our lives.

221 00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:18,019 I just managed to pull it off by the skin of my teeth, no thanks to you.

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 222 00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:22,315 And you made me miss the birth of my daughter.

223 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,027 Son of a bitch.

224 00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:30,239 How much?

225 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:35,203 -How much what? -How much did you get for the deal?

226 00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:40,791 One-point-two million.

227 00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:43,419 Six hundred thousand each.

228 00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,421 Four hundred and eighty thousand.

229 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,174 Saul's cut is 20 percent.

230 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:49,884 All right.

231 00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:52,053 So where's my money?

232 00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:54,764 What?

233 00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:58,851 You are joking, right?

234 00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:02,939 If I gave you that money...

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 235 00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:05,316 ...you would be dead inside of a week.

236 00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:10,112 Man, look, I'm off the heroin.

237 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:13,699 I didn't even like it anyway. It made me sick.

238 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,826 And the.... And the meth.

239 00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:19,372 You know, I could take it or leave it.

240 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:22,166 I'm clean, Mr. White.

241 00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:23,960 For real.

242 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:36,847 Prove it.

243 00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:38,391 Pee in that.

244 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:41,435 -How gay are you, seriously? -Pee in it.

245 00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:43,980 They're selling testing kits at the drugstores.

246 00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:47,525 If you are clean, I will give you every last dime.

247

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:50,027 No, huh?

248 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,739 Well, I guess, until then you'll just have to depend...

249 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:56,909 ...on the kindness of strangers to get high.

250 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,912 That and your little junkie girlfriend.

251 00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,275 Not on her tummy, Walt.

252 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:32,236 I'm not putting her on her tummy.

253 00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:35,072 I'll put her on her side. Do you wanna hold her back?

254 00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:37,033 -Yeah. -Right there.

255 00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:39,744 Just in case she decides to do a little spit up...

256 00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:44,707 ...I'm gonna roll up a nice clean towel like this and put it under.

257 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,002 Hammacher Schlemmer makes a proper one of those.

258 00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:50,630 -It's hypoallergenic. -Oh, yeah?

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259 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,132 Well, I think a towel will do.

260 00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:58,721 Skyler, what is it?

261 00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:03,976 Your son. He is just unbelievable. Come see what he did.

262 00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:13,402 -I told you it's not ready yet. -Honey, just show it to them.

263 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,383 My God, son. That's wonderful.

264 00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:37,009 Flynn.

265 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,595 This is beautiful.

266 00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:43,182 SaveWalterWhite.com.

267 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,602 Well, I, for one, am telling everybody.

268 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:52,108 Wait a minute. You're not asking for money, are you, son?

269 00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:54,276 Yeah. That's the whole idea.

270 00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:57,613 Louis helped me set up a PayPal account and everything.

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 271 00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:01,617 -See. -But we can't ask for money.

272 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:04,745 Walt.

273 00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:07,915 Okay.

274 00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:12,169 I appreciate it. I really do.

275 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,880 Show me what else you put on.

276 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:21,011 This was all his idea. He worked so hard on it.

277 00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:23,222 -Just let him help. -Skyler.

278 00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:27,309 It's-- You can't ask him to take it .

279 00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:31,439 -It'll crush him. -Skyler, it's charity.

280 00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:38,738 Why do you say that like it's some sort of dirty word?

281 00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:50,416 This is insane.

282 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,710 I have so much cash on hand...

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 283 00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:55,838 ...that I actually count it by weighing it on my bathroom scale.

284 00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:59,425 And yet, I can't spend it. I can't tell my family about it.

285 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:02,470 All of whom think that I am right on the edge of bankruptcy.

286 00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:04,180 I mean, it's--

287 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,015 It's insane.

288 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:09,268 Well, I guess that's why gangsters had molls.

289 00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:11,061 What?

290 00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:12,772 Gun molls.

291 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,940 Haven't you ever seen White Heat?

292 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:17,610 Yeah, I've seen White Heat...

293 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:20,738 -...but I don't see how that pertains. -Maybe you need a moll...

294 00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:23,616 ...more than a wife who you can't trust with your secrets.

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 295 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,367 -Just-- -What good is money...

296 00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:28,120 ...that doesn't spend? The tree falls in the forest....

297 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:31,874 You know, you get the point. So communicating is out?

298 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,460 Out.

299 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,045 Let's see. What else is there?

300 00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:38,547 There's always, "Hey, I found a big bag of money...

301 00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:40,508 ...down by the railroad tracks."

302 00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:43,260 No? No? Works for me.

303 00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:45,262 Uncle Murray.

304 00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:47,556 Oh, yeah.

305 00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:50,267 Yeah, "Oh, many is the happy memory...

306 00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:52,394 ...of Uncle Murray bouncing me on his knee.

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 307 00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:55,272 We lost track of the old pervert years ago...

308 00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:58,692 -...but he kicked it, left me millions." -No, no.

309 00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:04,156 It cannot be blind luck or some imaginary relative who saves us.

310 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,909 No, I earned that money, me.

311 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,620 And now my son created his own website...

312 00:22:09,787 --> 00:22:13,833 ...SaveWalterWhite.com, soliciting anonymous donations.

313 00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:17,711 Do you have any idea how that makes me feel?

314 00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:25,010 Yeah, look at that. It's got PayPal and everything.

315 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:28,514 Cyber-begging. That's all that is.

316 00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:31,851 Just rattling a little tin cup to the entire world.

317 00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:34,645 Yeah, there's no deep-seated issues there.

318

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:22:34,812 --> 00:22:38,023 Walter, I'm looking at the answer here. It's staring me in the face.

319 00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:41,026 -Do I have to spell it out for you? -I know. I know.

320 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,529 You're thinking that I should be funneling money...

321 00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:45,865 ...into my son's website, but absolutely not.

322 00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:48,701 I am not going to have my family think that some...

323 00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:51,078 ...mystery benefactor saved us.

324 00:22:51,245 --> 00:22:54,248 Not some mystery benefactor, singular.

325 00:22:54,415 --> 00:22:56,792 That would raise too many questions. However--

326 00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:59,044 Stay with me here.

327 00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:00,796 --zombies.

328 00:23:02,380 --> 00:23:05,801 I got a guy, who knows this guy, who knows this Rain Man-type.

329 00:23:05,968 --> 00:23:09,387 He lives with his mother

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY in her basement in Belarus, all right?

330 00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:12,516 So good luck extraditing his fat Russian ass.

331 00:23:12,683 --> 00:23:16,145 Wait. He's a hacker-cracker extraordinaire.

332 00:23:16,312 --> 00:23:18,981 This guy can hijack random desktops...

333 00:23:19,148 --> 00:23:22,860 ...all around the world, turn them into zombies that do his bidding.

334 00:23:23,027 --> 00:23:27,531 For instance, he can make it so 20- or 30,000...

335 00:23:27,698 --> 00:23:31,076 ...little donations come in from all over the U.S. and Canada.

336 00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:33,329 Ten, 20, 50 bucks a pop...

337 00:23:33,495 --> 00:23:36,790 ...all paid in full, nice and neat, untraceable...

338 00:23:36,957 --> 00:23:40,920 ...from the good-hearted people of the world to Mr. Walter H. White...

339 00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:43,255 ...cancer saint.

340 00:23:43,421 --> 00:23:47,134 I'm getting a warm and fuzzy feeling just thinking about it.

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341 00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:55,601 He's an asshole, that's what. Always judging me.

342 00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:58,103 Not too much.

343 00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,773 I mean, like, who is he, right?

344 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:03,692 I mean, first off, I taught him.

345 00:24:03,859 --> 00:24:06,946 Always acting like I'm his indentured servant.

346 00:24:17,706 --> 00:24:19,541 Now the cotton.

347 00:24:25,422 --> 00:24:26,464 Needle?

348 00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:31,804 -I don't understand why you need him. -Exactly.

349 00:24:33,097 --> 00:24:36,642 My point exactly.

350 00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:49,154 Flat against your skin so it doesn't wiggle around too much.

351 00:24:53,867 --> 00:24:56,120 How much does he owe you, anyway?

352 00:24:57,454 --> 00:24:59,832 Four hundred and eighty.

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 353 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:03,377 Oh, hell, I'd be mad too if somebody owed me 500 bucks.

354 00:25:03,544 --> 00:25:05,796 No, no.

355 00:25:06,504 --> 00:25:08,340 Four hundred and eighty thousand.

356 00:25:10,134 --> 00:25:11,343 What?

357 00:25:13,387 --> 00:25:14,847 What?

358 00:25:15,305 --> 00:25:17,099 Thousand.

359 00:25:19,184 --> 00:25:21,020 Not on your back, in case you throw up.

360 00:25:21,186 --> 00:25:24,522 On your side. Sleep on your side.

361 00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:34,616 And she's all like:

362 00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:38,370 "Don't preach to me." And I'm like, "Baby, I'm not preaching to you.

363 00:25:38,536 --> 00:25:41,248 I'm talking about basic survival, you know?

364 00:25:41,415 --> 00:25:44,293 I'm conversing about life and death."

365

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:25:44,460 --> 00:25:47,212 I mean, this here, what we've been doing...

366 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:49,465 ...hell, Becky knows.

367 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:56,680 Dad?

368 00:25:56,847 --> 00:25:59,058 I overslept. I'm on my way.

369 00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:14,907 Dad?

370 00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:17,910 Dad, wait.

371 00:26:18,077 --> 00:26:20,578 Dad, it's not what it looks like.

372 00:26:21,330 --> 00:26:22,915 Dad.

373 00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:27,544 Dad, will just wait? Let me-- Just talk to you for one second.

374 00:26:27,711 --> 00:26:28,754 No, Dad.

375 00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:31,256 Dad, come on.

376 00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:36,261 Dad?

377 00:26:37,721 --> 00:26:40,766 Dad, no. No, stop it! Don't touch him, Dad!

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 378 00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:43,310 -Dad, stop. Dad, let him go! -Son of a bitch.

379 00:26:43,477 --> 00:26:48,107 Dad, no. Stop it! Stop it, Dad! Stop it!

380 00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:51,151 -Get away from me, man. Back off. -Jesse.

381 00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:52,402 -Jesse, no! -Back off!

382 00:26:52,569 --> 00:26:55,322 -Okay, everybody just calm down! -What's with you, yo?

383 00:26:55,489 --> 00:26:58,826 -Because I'll seriously bust you up. -You miserable little smackhead.

384 00:26:58,992 --> 00:27:01,120 -Get the hell out! -Hey, I pay my rent, bitch!

385 00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:02,788 All right? I got civil rights.

386 00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:04,748 Dad, no! Okay!

387 00:27:04,915 --> 00:27:07,459 Jesse, come on. Please, no. Come on.

388 00:27:08,127 --> 00:27:10,462 I pay my rent.

389 00:27:12,172 --> 00:27:14,632

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY You're going back to rehab. Today. Now.

390 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:17,219 Look, as it so happens, we were just....

391 00:27:17,386 --> 00:27:19,054 We were just talking about that now.

392 00:27:19,221 --> 00:27:21,473 -Yeah? -Yeah, I was gonna tell you, okay?

393 00:27:21,639 --> 00:27:24,143 -If you would just let me. -Eighteen months.

394 00:27:24,309 --> 00:27:27,771 You have been clean for 18 months, Jane. Why? Why do you do it?

395 00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:31,150 I backslid, okay?

396 00:27:31,775 --> 00:27:33,110 Like, what?

397 00:27:33,277 --> 00:27:35,320 What, you think I'm proud of this?

398 00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:37,364 Like I do it on purpose?

399 00:27:37,531 --> 00:27:38,991 Lying to me...

400 00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:42,161 ...shacking up and using with this scumbag, this loser.

401

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:27:42,327 --> 00:27:43,537 It takes one to know one.

402 00:27:43,704 --> 00:27:46,664 His name is Jesse. You don't know the first thing about him.

403 00:27:46,832 --> 00:27:49,501 We talk about rehab every night. It's his idea.

404 00:27:49,667 --> 00:27:52,588 You talk about rehab? Well, gee, isn't that wonderful?

405 00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:57,675 Thank you for not being judgmental 24 hours a day.

406 00:27:57,843 --> 00:28:01,763 Because that's exactly what I need, to be judged all the time!

407 00:28:03,807 --> 00:28:04,850 Okay.

408 00:28:05,017 --> 00:28:07,394 You know what you need? I'll tell you what you need.

409 00:28:07,561 --> 00:28:08,645 What are you doing?

410 00:28:08,812 --> 00:28:11,481 -What are you doing? -I am calling the police.

411 00:28:12,149 --> 00:28:15,485 -Dad. Dad, no, don't. -Come on. Come on!

412 00:28:15,652 --> 00:28:17,738 -Dad, no. Don't.

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY -I have tried 10 years...

413 00:28:17,905 --> 00:28:19,448 ...of love and understanding.

414 00:28:19,615 --> 00:28:22,784 Maybe what it takes is you drying out in a jail cell.

415 00:28:22,951 --> 00:28:24,369 Dad, no.

416 00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:27,956 Yes, I would like to report drug use in a building that I own.

417 00:28:28,123 --> 00:28:31,418 -Dad. Daddy, no. -No. It's ongoing. It's illegal activity.

418 00:28:31,585 --> 00:28:33,378 -I'd like to talk to somebody. -Daddy.

419 00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:36,215 -Would you connect me, please? -Fine, we'll go to rehab.

420 00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:38,467 I could care less about him going to rehab.

421 00:28:38,634 --> 00:28:41,094 -I want you in rehab. -I'll go first thing tomorrow.

422 00:28:41,261 --> 00:28:43,013 Not tomorrow. Today.

423 00:28:43,180 --> 00:28:46,475 I have to call into work. I have to stop the newspaper.

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 424 00:28:46,642 --> 00:28:50,646 The last time I went, my houseplants died because you didn't water them.

425 00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:56,235 Daddy, please?

426 00:28:56,610 --> 00:28:57,653 I'll go.

427 00:28:57,819 --> 00:29:00,405 Albuquerque Police. How may I direct your call?

428 00:29:01,281 --> 00:29:02,908 Tomorrow.

429 00:29:03,408 --> 00:29:04,451 Hello?

430 00:29:07,079 --> 00:29:08,622 Hello?

431 00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:10,582 I'm sorry. I made a mistake.

432 00:29:16,213 --> 00:29:17,256 Tomorrow.

433 00:29:35,899 --> 00:29:37,609 You meant all that?

434 00:29:39,361 --> 00:29:40,988 I don't know.

435 00:29:41,947 --> 00:29:44,616 I just think if we had enough money...

436 00:29:45,367 --> 00:29:48,120 ...nobody could make us

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY do anything.

437 00:30:17,441 --> 00:30:18,984 Oh, just let it ring.

438 00:30:19,151 --> 00:30:21,653 No, I'm gonna go see who it is.

439 00:30:23,739 --> 00:30:25,574 It's okay, Holly.

440 00:30:25,907 --> 00:30:27,993 It's okay, sweetie.

441 00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:29,911 Good luck with that.

442 00:30:30,078 --> 00:30:33,665 But I'm sure he'd be glad to, you know, write some--

443 00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:38,587 You know, actually, here he is right now. So hold on a second.

444 00:30:39,212 --> 00:30:40,922 -What? -It's one of your....

445 00:30:41,089 --> 00:30:45,135 One of your old students wants a letter of recommendation.

446 00:30:45,552 --> 00:30:48,680 Oh, okay. Thanks.

447 00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:52,017 Oh, honey, I think the baby is getting hungry.

448 00:30:53,143 --> 00:30:56,438 -This is Walter White.

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY -Hello, Walter White.

449 00:31:00,567 --> 00:31:03,028 I'm sorry. I'm having a little trouble recalling--

450 00:31:03,195 --> 00:31:04,738 It's Jane.

451 00:31:04,905 --> 00:31:06,865 You know, of Jesse and Jane.

452 00:31:07,032 --> 00:31:08,325 Jesse's "junkie girlfriend."

453 00:31:08,492 --> 00:31:13,580 Oh, yes, yes. Of course. It really has been a long time.

454 00:31:13,747 --> 00:31:15,332 Get somewhere where you can talk.

455 00:31:15,499 --> 00:31:20,212 Sure. Yes. I am looking into that as we speak.

456 00:31:22,923 --> 00:31:26,218 How the hell did you get this number? Did Jesse give it to you?

457 00:31:26,385 --> 00:31:29,179 All Jesse wants is what's coming to him.

458 00:31:29,346 --> 00:31:30,889 No more, no less.

459 00:31:31,056 --> 00:31:32,557 What are you talking about?

460 00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:34,393

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY Four hundred and eighty thousand.

461 00:31:38,397 --> 00:31:42,192 -He told you about the money. -He told me everything.

462 00:31:46,363 --> 00:31:49,408 So, what is this?

463 00:31:51,076 --> 00:31:53,245 What, some kind of blackmail or something?

464 00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:55,414 This is me telling you to do right by Jesse.

465 00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:57,082 Bring him what you owe him.

466 00:31:57,249 --> 00:31:58,708 I don't call that blackmail.

467 00:31:58,875 --> 00:32:02,087 I call that you getting off your ass, and being a decent human being.

468 00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:03,839 Well, I call it blackmail.

469 00:32:04,005 --> 00:32:07,801 Dialing my number. Talking to my wife.

470 00:32:08,635 --> 00:32:09,928 And what's your end of this?

471 00:32:10,095 --> 00:32:13,598 How much heroin does a half a million dollars buy?

472 00:32:15,058 --> 00:32:17,769

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY For your information, I am holding Jesse's money for him...

473 00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:20,105 ...and he will receive every last dollar of it.

474 00:32:20,272 --> 00:32:21,773 He will, not you...

475 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:23,608 ...at a time when I see fit.

476 00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:26,278 But I will not contribute to his overdose.

477 00:32:26,820 --> 00:32:29,197 Now you tell him, if he gets clean--

478 00:32:29,364 --> 00:32:31,408 -If you both get clean-- -You know what?

479 00:32:31,575 --> 00:32:33,285 I take that back. This is blackmail.

480 00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:35,871 Because what I know about you, high-school teacher...

481 00:32:36,037 --> 00:32:38,707 ...turned drug dealer, with a brother-in-law in the DEA...

482 00:32:38,874 --> 00:32:42,127 ...that would make one hell of a story. National news, I'll bet.

483 00:32:43,003 --> 00:32:48,091 Do right by Jesse tonight, or I will burn you to the ground.

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 484 00:32:56,141 --> 00:32:57,184 Shit.

485 00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:02,314 He's a high-school teacher. What's he gonna do, give you a B-minus?

486 00:33:02,481 --> 00:33:05,150 Send you outside to clap the erasers?

487 00:33:06,651 --> 00:33:11,114 You wouldn't really go to the cops, would you?

488 00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:13,492 We won't have to. He'll pay.

489 00:33:14,784 --> 00:33:16,077 And what if he doesn't?

490 00:33:16,244 --> 00:33:18,163 Jesse, it's your money.

491 00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:22,834 You're in the right here. He's in the wrong. He's not stupid. He'll pay.

492 00:33:27,339 --> 00:33:29,174 What is it, really?

493 00:33:29,341 --> 00:33:31,760 You don't want your half a million dollars?

494 00:33:31,927 --> 00:33:35,514 You wanna renounce your earthly possessions and become a monk?

495 00:33:37,516 --> 00:33:41,228 No, it's just, I'm not the kind of dude who rolls.

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496 00:33:41,394 --> 00:33:44,689 And by extension, you know, neither are you.

497 00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:52,697 I mean, he's my partner.

498 00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:57,661 I'm your partner.

499 00:34:06,002 --> 00:34:08,046 The largest land animal in all the planet...

500 00:34:08,213 --> 00:34:10,924 ...lives in a tightly knit matriarchal society...

501 00:34:11,091 --> 00:34:13,218 ...led by the eldest female in the herd.

502 00:34:15,136 --> 00:34:18,223 Close your eyes and go to sleep.

503 00:35:10,567 --> 00:35:14,529 She is finally asleep.

504 00:35:18,408 --> 00:35:22,120 What you doing, learning about elephants?

505 00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:37,135 Oh, honey, we're out of diapers. Would you mind going out?

506 00:36:14,506 --> 00:36:15,965 Jesse.

507 00:36:16,549 --> 00:36:18,176 Not you.

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508 00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:34,150 Nice job wearing the pants.

509 00:36:41,282 --> 00:36:43,535 How do I know she'll keep quiet?

510 00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:46,121 I guess you don't.

511 00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:51,668 You'll never hear from either of us again.

512 00:36:54,796 --> 00:36:57,674 You're not seeing straight, Jesse.

513 00:36:58,216 --> 00:36:59,843 You are making a mistake.

514 00:37:15,775 --> 00:37:18,570 -Do you know what this is? -It's a whole lot of cheddar.

515 00:37:18,737 --> 00:37:20,363 This is freedom.

516 00:37:20,530 --> 00:37:23,408 This is saying, "I can go anywhere I want.

517 00:37:23,575 --> 00:37:25,910 I can be anybody."

518 00:37:26,161 --> 00:37:27,579 Who do you wanna be?

519 00:37:27,746 --> 00:37:30,915 Where do you wanna go? South America? Europe? Australia?

520

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:34,419 -Is New Zealand part of Australia? -New Zealand is New Zealand.

521 00:37:34,586 --> 00:37:35,712 Right on.

522 00:37:35,879 --> 00:37:39,090 New Zealand. That's where they made Lord of the Rings.

523 00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:42,177 I say we just move there, yo. I mean, you can do your art.

524 00:37:42,343 --> 00:37:45,180 Right? Like, you can paint, like, the local castles and shit.

525 00:37:45,346 --> 00:37:47,432 And I can be a bush .

526 00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:50,226 Yeah. New Zealand. I can get behind that.

527 00:37:50,393 --> 00:37:54,522 But I guess I'm good anywhere as long as it's the two of us.

528 00:38:01,738 --> 00:38:03,448 But first, we gotta get clean.

529 00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:05,617 And not because anybody is telling us to.

530 00:38:05,784 --> 00:38:10,747 -We do this for us, right? -Yeah. Absolutely. For us.

531 00:38:10,914 --> 00:38:13,958 All this here, we're not gonna

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY just shoot this up our arms, Jesse.

532 00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:15,168 We're not.

533 00:38:15,335 --> 00:38:17,879 Hell, no. No, no, no. We're better than that.

534 00:38:18,046 --> 00:38:20,715 We're way better than that. I say....

535 00:38:20,882 --> 00:38:24,761 I say we flush what we've got left and we start tonight.

536 00:38:28,223 --> 00:38:30,183 Yeah, we can do that.

537 00:38:30,725 --> 00:38:32,477 Definitely.

538 00:38:36,731 --> 00:38:38,483 Excuse me.

539 00:38:47,075 --> 00:38:48,827 What can I get you?

540 00:38:49,953 --> 00:38:53,039 Give me a Fat Tire draft, please.

541 00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:00,797 Damn it.

542 00:39:03,550 --> 00:39:05,343 Hey, honey.

543 00:39:05,844 --> 00:39:08,221 No. I don't know what to tell you.

544 00:39:08,388 --> 00:39:12,725

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY Three stores I've been to so far, and not one of them have it in stock.

545 00:39:13,226 --> 00:39:16,646 Well, do they have to be diapers for newborns?

546 00:39:16,813 --> 00:39:19,732 What if we went up a size and just kind of....

547 00:39:20,525 --> 00:39:22,569 All right, all right. No, I understand.

548 00:39:22,735 --> 00:39:25,780 All right. No, I'll just keep looking.

549 00:39:25,947 --> 00:39:29,659 I'm pulling into Wal-Mart now, so....

550 00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:32,620 Yeah. Okay. Love you.

551 00:39:32,787 --> 00:39:34,455 Thank you.

552 00:39:34,998 --> 00:39:36,708 God.

553 00:39:38,042 --> 00:39:39,919 Well played.

554 00:39:49,679 --> 00:39:51,806 They found water on Mars.

555 00:39:53,182 --> 00:39:54,225 They have indeed.

556 00:39:54,767 --> 00:39:56,895 Don't know what to do with that information...

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 557 00:39:57,061 --> 00:39:59,564 ...but, hey, God bless them, they found it.

558 00:40:01,608 --> 00:40:04,027 Oh, well, actually...

559 00:40:04,193 --> 00:40:08,948 ...they theoretically can separate the hydrogen from the oxygen...

560 00:40:09,115 --> 00:40:13,369 ...and process that into providing fuel for man's space flights.

561 00:40:13,536 --> 00:40:17,916 Ostensibly, turning Mars into a giant gas station.

562 00:40:18,082 --> 00:40:19,918 So it's a....

563 00:40:20,793 --> 00:40:24,756 Yeah. We live in an amazing time.

564 00:40:25,256 --> 00:40:29,886 -To water on Mars. -To water on Mars.

565 00:40:32,889 --> 00:40:36,059 So, what did you have? Girl or boy?

566 00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:39,604 -Little girl. -That's nice.

567 00:40:39,771 --> 00:40:41,022 -Thanks. -Congratulations.

568 00:40:41,189 --> 00:40:42,273 Thank you.

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569 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,943 -I have a daughter. -Yeah?

570 00:40:45,151 --> 00:40:46,778 How old?

571 00:40:46,945 --> 00:40:48,446 Old enough to know better.

572 00:40:49,155 --> 00:40:51,282 Twenty-seven next month.

573 00:40:53,743 --> 00:40:57,080 -You have other kids? -Just the one.

574 00:40:58,498 --> 00:41:02,752 I've got a 16-year-old boy. Well, he's almost 16.

575 00:41:03,294 --> 00:41:07,090 Jeez. Oh, there's a spread, huh?

576 00:41:07,799 --> 00:41:09,676 But he helps out, though.

577 00:41:09,842 --> 00:41:12,762 He's even changing some diapers now, so....

578 00:41:12,929 --> 00:41:16,182 It's more than I managed to do when I was his age.

579 00:41:17,141 --> 00:41:19,978 Kids today grow up faster, I think.

580 00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:23,439 Oh, yeah. Yeah, maybe so.

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 581 00:41:25,149 --> 00:41:27,026 So, any advice?

582 00:41:27,735 --> 00:41:30,863 Having a daughter. Any advice?

583 00:41:31,656 --> 00:41:32,865 No, not really.

584 00:41:33,032 --> 00:41:34,659 Just love them.

585 00:41:34,826 --> 00:41:36,494 Just-- Yeah.

586 00:41:36,661 --> 00:41:40,248 I mean, they are who they are.

587 00:41:41,958 --> 00:41:43,501 Yeah.

588 00:41:44,544 --> 00:41:48,798 I've got this nephew.

589 00:41:51,634 --> 00:41:55,096 This nephew who is-- I mean, he's an adult.

590 00:41:56,305 --> 00:42:01,644 But you can't infantilize them, you can't live their life for them.

591 00:42:02,145 --> 00:42:05,732 But still, I mean, there is that frustration.

592 00:42:05,898 --> 00:42:07,442 You know, that....

593 00:42:07,608 --> 00:42:11,029 God, that frustration

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594 00:42:11,195 --> 00:42:15,283 "Yes, as a matter of fact, I do know what is best for you, so listen."

595 00:42:17,452 --> 00:42:19,579 But of course, they don't.

596 00:42:21,748 --> 00:42:24,375 I mean, what do you do with someone like that?

597 00:42:25,001 --> 00:42:26,461 Family?

598 00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:32,842 Yeah. Family.

599 00:42:33,509 --> 00:42:36,054 You can't give up on them. Never.

600 00:42:36,220 --> 00:42:39,307 I mean, what else is there?

601 00:43:25,394 --> 00:43:28,147 Jesse, it's me.

602 00:43:33,945 --> 00:43:37,406 Jesse, I just wanna talk.

603 00:44:14,944 --> 00:44:16,863 Jesus.

604 00:44:33,171 --> 00:44:34,755 Jesse.

605 00:44:39,844 --> 00:44:41,345 Jesse.

606 00:44:43,347 --> 00:44:45,641

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607 00:44:45,808 --> 00:44:48,477 Jesse, wake up.

608 00:45:17,381 --> 00:45:19,217 No, no, no.

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