No. 790 Friday 22nd January 1988 College's Residence Account is currently £215,000 in debt, £120,000 as a result of the new Evelyn property being unoccupied for the past year. INSIDE Mr Malcolm Aldridge from the College Finance Section told FELIX velyn War yesterday that this debt will get steadily worse if rent increases are 4 Birds are held at the rate of inflation. He said College will not be able to honour their guarantee of a year in hall that the only alternative would be to increase income from the Summer bastards to all first year undergraduates and overseas postgraduates next year, Letting Scheme (SLS) and the Under the despite the addition of 200 new places in Evelyn Gardens. According Summer Accommodation Centre to figures from the Students Residence Committee and College (SAC). The SLS money, which Registry, there will again be a shortfall of about one hundred student comes from letting out Hamlet Microscope special. places, says Union President Ian Howgate. Gardens and Evelyn Gardens flats to Mr Howgate has criticised College students over the long vacations, goes administration for its short-sighted to the Residence Account. The SAC 7 Libel policy of increasing student numbers . profits, made from conference guests to reduce the College deficit. and casual trade from the Tourist Can we predict the He has based his claims on estimates Board in Linstead and Southside over 8 Nostradamufuture? s of next year's student intake made by Easter and Summer, is currently split College Registrar Peter Mee. Mr Mee between the Conference Account and has indicated that undergraduate Residence Account. Q numbers must increase by 5% and ICU President Ian Howgate wants Profile postgraduate numbers by 10% to to see all the SAC profits going into Chris Martin reach targets. He also says that these the Residence Account. He said interviews Union estimates are 'conservative' because yesterday that this would give the new boy Reggie the Governors have set a target of an Account an extra £100,000 pa. Blennerhasset. extra 100 overseas students, over and 'Effectively students rents are above the increase to pay off the subsidising the Conference Account College's projected £2m deficit. Mr because the Conference Office pays 11 Bar Birthday Howgate says that this means a total less for the 400 rooms than students increase of more than 68 freshers and Bar prices: on the up and up do during term-time,' he told us. 'In Ball 35 overseas postgraduates needing return, they are making around £70 College accommodation this October. maintain College's guaranteed place per room a week. They're making a A further 26 places will go when scheme. Only 200 will have been stinking profit out of residences.' He Rayleigh house is sold off this year gained by taking over the new Evelyn believes that within two years the 12 Previews to pay for the furnishings for the new Gardens building. deficit could be completely wiped out. Evelyn Gardens block. 30 places will This comes as a particular blow to Mr Aldridge, however, has made be lost in the new Evelyn complex as students who will have to face an it clear that this can only be done if 13 Reviews subwarden rooms and higher priced average increase of £7.80 on top of the Union is prepared to accept an flat accommodation. On top of this 25 inflation in their rents over the next increase in bar prices. He explained places in Evelyn Gardens are to go two years. The Union agreed to this that the Conference profits were 14 Sports altogether. last year, in return for the 200 'extra' needed to pay the interest on a £lm Adding up the losses and the places. Part of the deal was a loan they had secured in order to projected gains in student numbers temporary reduction in the number of refurbish the- Sherfield Main gives a probable deficit of 184 places. re-applicant places from 8% to 4% of Refectory. He told FELIX that the 16 Clubs But at the beginning of this year there places available, which would be Refectories would have to make were 103 freshers who had, to be reinstated after a year. The proportion £150,000 each year to cover this and housed in head tenancy flats in of re-ap places was cut from 10% to it was 'obvious to make the money by 19 Letters Hamlet Gardens because of the 8% when the Freemantle Hotel was increasing beer prices.' current short-fall. Mr Howgate told lost in 1985. Mr Aldridge said that no decisions FELIX that this effectively meant that Students may be faced with a over 287 new places were needed to further increase in rents. The continued on back page column 3 THE NEWSPAPER OF IMPERIAL COLLEOE UNION FELIX I would be interested in receiving any opinions about student travel Finally companies, good or bad stories of There's a staff meeting today. Thank disastrous holidays, especially Inter- you to all the new staff members who Railing or BUNAC stories. Please turned up to help this week. take the time to pass on your tips or views to other students who are considering similar holidays this year, preferably by giving me copy next Monday. I must congratulate John Noble, ICU Bar Birthday Ball Editor-in-chief Judith Hackney Entertainments Officer, on a brilliant Originally Ian's wacky birthday Business Manager Chris Martin Carnival 88 last Friday. It seems that party, this has turned into a full-blown Reviews Editor Charles Robin the poor man can't do a thing wrong. Union celebration. There's a Features Editor Kamala Sen I must say that I was a little dubious featurette about the event on page 11. Clubs Editor ..Andrew Waller when I heard that he had been ratified You have absolutely no excuse for Sports Editors Dominic Strowbridge to the post last year. My only dealings missing such a value-for-money and .'Hector' Sullivan with him had been as part of the evening. Science Editor Steve Black- audience watching his".ex-band Blue Typesetting Rose Atkins Blue Ice. It was easy to think of him Snack Bar Printing , Dean Yaughan as just another 'haircut' who wanted They're absolutely desperate for staff. Contributors: Chris Jones, Andy" Bannister, Aaron Kotcheff, the post for his street cred._ Since then Please" see Mark today if you want to Charles Robin, Chris Martin, Kamala Sen, Al Birch, Adrian I have been amazed by the amount of earn £2 ph during the morning. Bourne, Dave Jones, Bill Goodwin, Selwyn, Pippa Salmon, genuine hard work he has put into the Adrian Grainger, Phil Young, William Lumb, Al Roberts, job and how, with the help of a strong Next Week Martyn Peck, Linzi Wishart, Reggie, Noel Curry, Martin Cole, Ents team, he has brought IC Ents out We are planning a student travel Linda Simmons and Roy. of the doldrums. feature section for next week's issue. 11 L FELIX 2 Friday January 22nd 1988 News UGM Sketch Paul Shanley makes Rainbow official: Zippy has no comment. JCR burger eaters were astonished to chip, Beans Club stooge Martyn Peck lesser issues. ICU President Ian together with a rumour about bai find themselves in the midst of a moved the meeting on to their motion; Howgate had hurt his thumb which price rises. Watch this space for earth- UGM on Tuesday. The surprise controversial stuff, involving the resulted in a far longer spoken report shattering up-dates about the latter. meeting caught the entire RSMU adoption of the characters from as he couldn't write anything—this Good of Cosmic Dave Clements unawares, so that they were unable Rainbow as new CCU mascots. The was greeted by the masses eating then- got in a plug about SCC and Chas to muster even a single representative, main bone of contention appeared to burgers with rapt attention... Brereton managed a little free despite the extensive publicity (one be an argument between Captain Obviously not a fan of corny publicity for his forthcoming election small advert in FELIX). Braincell of Guilds and the new look headlines like 'Hamlet House of campaign, by complaining about the The meeting got off to a bang with Clare McErlane (RCS) about who Horror', Ian made the shock Academic Affairs Committee. Chair Al Seymour barking into the should get which one. After a bout of pronouncement that 'we should get However, they could not compete speakers at top volume, churning nail biting tension, a solution rid of the head tenancies'. Not content iwith the hard-sell tactics of stomachs even more than a emerged—ignore Braincell! with this he felt that ICU External Publications Board Chair Chris McNorthey burger. Once this obvious solution had been Affairs Officer Neil Motteram should Martin plugging FELIX's new Before anyone could even eat a adopted the meeting moved on to also be given the chop. Ian protested photocopier, resplendent with— that Neil hadn't done anything for a gasp—blue and red colours!!! term and didn't even attend the GUC Ever keen to promote inter-CCU meetings which his job decription rivalry, new Rag Mag Editors Dave demanded. Poor old Neil was no- Williams (RCSU Hon Junior confidenced for the second time and Treasurer) and Gail Turner (RCSU It's the Year of the Dragon! thus lost his post. Where will it all Publicity Officer) managed to get a lead to—will other Union officers be dig at both the Print Union and f Discover China in '88... expected to do work as well? What Guildsheet at once, by describing it a tyrant Mr Howgate is! as being printed on bog roll.