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Volume 73 January 12, 1940 Number 13

SACRED Heart church Honor Bishop •will be filled far be- O'Hara Monday yond normal capacity on Monday morning when the of the Most Rev­ erend John F. O'Hara, C.S.C, D.D., as of Milasa and auxiliary to Spellman of \vill take place. (See page 5)

THE ANNUAL Junior Juniors Name Promenade will be held Date For Prom in the Palais Royale Ballroom, Friday eve­ ning, Feb. 2. Class President Clarence Marquardt and General Chairman Larry Burns are dangling the hook for the fabulous "Name Band." (See page 9)

COACH George Keog- Keogan's Face an's Fighting Irish Busy Weekend basketeers finished pre­ parations this after­ noon for impending tilts with two out­ standing scoring machines. Kentucky University, pride of the blue grass reg­ ion, invades the Fieldhouse tomorrow night, and Butler's Bulldogs will call, Tuesday. (See page H)

THERHYTHMof Ring Bell For shuffling feet, the rat- Bengal Boxers tat of the pimching bag, and the swish of the jumping rope, soon will be real "swing" music to the ears of campus boxing enthusiasts. Bengal Bout train­ ing begins in earnest Monday afternoon. Most Rev. Francis Spellman, D.D. — Archbishop of New York (See page H) and Ordinary of the Army and Navy . iyi^i'^kxi^^S^'A^^JtZiift^^Ci c'^ieacw^A i-^*^il^wi4ii;i.lii:t«4^£i^^

Most Reverend John F. O'Hara, CS.C, D.D. THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC

College Parade i^Jack WUlmann Moral — Have Clean Fingernails Four long years he worked and sweated. Labored conscientiously. Crammed for tests and wrote his papers. Postlude of a Parade Northwestern campus Larry Clinton Then he %von his Phi Beta key. A parade which saw a caravan of col­ commercialized on the rah-rahs by stag­ Now he's working at a counter. legians going to that nebulous place ing special group nights for his saddle- And while waiting to make sales called home, but usually connotated as shod patrons at the Meadowbrook Reaches for his gold insignia the girl friend's door-step, the comer U. of Detroit had Charlie Bamet for the And calmly cleans his fingernails. coke joint, the Christmas formals, tobog­ J-Prom. ... Minnesota's Collegiate Char­ —SUNDIAL. gan slides, jaunts into town for that ity ball had a musical show headed by last-minute present, and, well perhaps, a that fast rising band of Bob Chester. few meals with the folks at the family Just Another Roads Scholar vitamin board. Many of us departed on trains, some chose buses, few ox-carts Jeff Davis, America's "King of the My Iron Mask, Jeeves were used, and a few day students Hoboes," visited the newspaper flagged a trolley or paced off the space Not just a cheap bunch of glamour offices to proclaim to the world that Jeff afoot. "Ah yes, it was nice to get away, boys are the men on the University of Davis lives on despite rumors of his but it is great to be back again." That's Texas greensward. There's a big contest demise. A reporter from the Loyola what we said. raging in the land of the Longhoms— News asked him as to the future of to decide almost literally which man is college men in the ranks of the wander- just that. Students and faculty members lusters. Davis commented, "Nope, I Not by a Jug-full compete in the Ugly Man contest which guess they're just no good in my line. Things are not what they used to be finds more votes being cast, more ugly I've met a lot of college fellows on the at the University of North Carolina. We faces been seen, and more girls not giv­ road, but very few of them make good wept sympathetically with a friend who ing a darn whether it's leap year or not. 'boes. They usually hit the highways be­ reported a change in the disciplinary Can't you imagine some hulk of human­ cause they want to see how the other policy of the Tar Heel school. Now that ity running excitedly to the heart-beat half lives. Most of them come from good "Gone With the Wmd" has had its pre­ who wears his frat pin, "Darling, I've homes and aren't used to my kind of miere and the Civil War is really in the done it. They voted me the ugliest man life. They make easy pickings for the truce stage the college administration on the campus!" older and more experienced boys." has decreed that it shall be henceforth unlawful for a student to have more than one gallon of com likker in his room. There's a rule that should really be enforced. • How We Know It There is no reliable substitute for study. That is the conclusion of Dr. Hor­ ace B. English, of Ohio State's depart­ ment of psychology. Under his direction a study was made of the use and effects of the so-called "pep" tablets which are ballyhooed to so stimulate the student that his powers of attention, concentra­ tion, and retentiveness will be greatly improved. Intelligence tests were given to a group of students, some of whom had taken the pep pill while others were given only sugar pills. The scores of the two groups were similar enough to prove that the tablets in no way stimulated mental activity. Such drugs are habit- forming, and despite a momentary up­ lift, they are definitely inferior to a good night's sleep.

Strictly on the Off-beat Aside from the dances that we at­ tended over the holidays, let's look about to see who's playing for whom on the college band-stands. Villanovans will have a right to dance to the blues of Jackson Teagarden's music at the Belle Air Ball Tommy Dorsey was a guest at the Christmas Open House on the "Then Mr. Connelly came and took poor old Grandmother away/' THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC

The W^CCk ^y Frank Wemhoff OPINION

Question of the Week: Will Roosevelt Top of the Week claims that he has the power of getting try for a third term? If so, ivill he be Bromo Seltzer up twelve points. a date with any girl at "the rock" re-elected? Man-on-campus votes ""No" Hear in Zahm: "Tennessee called them­ by 5-1, but believes Roosevelt will con­ •J. selves Volunteers before the game but tinue to dictate democratic party policy. A dear reader they were calling for them in the fourth It is always a debatable question as quarter" Paul Vignos was called the Morrissey — Charles Gehris: "Yes, I to whether the SCHOLASTIC is worth best dressed man on the campus by the think if sufficient pressui'e is brought to reading- or not. Being egotistical we Periscope but he wears a necktie for a bear upon Roosevelt he will run again. think it is. As if to prove our we belt Dr. McMahon sports a Christ­ Supposing that he does choose to run, discovered while home a cute little miss mas hat which will be called "being" there will be a mighty close race for the named Joan who told us that each week from now on and the caf girls who election. Vandenberg should be in the she reads the SCHOLASTIC from cover to pass behind Dillon wonder who owns running all the way, and should defeat cover. We were afraid to ask her why, that big white teddy bear, Carbine Roosevelt by a very slight margin." fearing that she might be paying off a bet or starting her Lenten mortifications Howard—Tliomas Perry: "The almost early. Perhaps it would not be such a Love Limerick sacred precedent, which has existed from bad idea to include a few recipes and the time of Washington, will not be An All-American named Nile broken tliis year by Roosevelt. I think, fashion notes once in a while since we Whose clippings filled a huge file have evidence of a feminine following, though, that the Democrats will put up Was snapped with a miss Garner. He should have enough sup­ or follower. Besides, a few new recipes But the trouble is this might be welcome, somewhere—around. port from the backers of the New Deal She was golfer Donaghue's . to elect him to the presidency." Brownson—Jim Faiiey: "I don't think Roosevelt is the kind of a man who Linger aivhile Campus prophet would, for his self interests, break a He begged his prof for an extra cut Ed Huston's brother, the energetic precedent that has lasted for so long. He before Christmas so that he could leave Huston, • gave Ed a ouija board for will, however, try to get in a man who- Friday evenmg instead of waiting until Christmas. He started knocking immed­ will carry out his policies. In this way, after class on Tuesday. The professor iately so he could place his bets for the Roosevelt Avill be able to almost dictate coldly reminded the student that if he Bowl games. The predictions were as the policies of the next president." did not have the necessary cuts left it bad as Henry McLemore's but the board was extremely unfortunate. So the stu­ did come up with one bit of information Cavanaugh — Edgar Steeb: "For two dent waited until Tuesday and obedi­ that Ed swears is true. Fr. Ward is very obvious rejlsons I don't think that ently went to class, only to find—that supposed to give Ed a 91 in PhilosopTiy. Roosevelt will try for a third term. One his prof had a cut left himself. How about that, Father Ward? is that Ms health is failing pretty stead­ ily before the demands of his high of­ fice. The second is that he seems to be Bronco Buster evading the issue at the present time Rambling and bringing forth some of his propon­ The usually sedate and stagish Ray It's time to start drmking cokes to ents in order to get the people acquaint­ Sadlier exhibited a little of the old fron­ get in shape for the Prom There is ed with them. He will probably push tier spirit when Jie arrived at the South a rumor that the South Bend girls still one of these men to the foreground and Bend s'tation last week. Eay was in such have their mistletoe up—an emergency give this man his support." 3. hurry to get out to school that he measure The juniors w-ill be very jumped in the path of the first cab to popular during January And remem­ Badin — Fred Hoover: "If Roosevelt pull into the curb. The force struck the ber, chums, if your best friends won't follows what seems to me to be the Atlasish fellow mightily but Ray brought wisest policy, he will not run for a tliird the cab to a halt by a skidding twenty- tell you, you'll flunk "Now pass all your papers to the end of the row; have term. I think he realizes that eight five foot tackle. Interviewed later by a years as president is enough and that scout of the Chicago Bears, Sadlier ad­ a carbon sheet under each one, and I can correct all the mistakes at once." the people are ready for a change in mitted, "I guess I was just a little hy­ leadership. Knowing this, he will leave Dan Kelly turned up the tidbit of the draulic at the time." the field wide open for the other candi­ week—a tack in his spinach. dates and retire to private life." Off-Campus—Albert Plotkins: "Pres­ Hither and yon Ode to an Oberbrunner ident Roosevelt has built up a moral Joe Mulligan's quickie about pocket prestige during the past eight years that battleships being sonamed because they I hope you win I hope you play equals that built up by all great presi­ carry subs a la kangaroo Fr. Coyle dents. In his own mind, he has done a reports that a group of people from Ak­ I hope the team plays I still love you good job while in office, and I think he ron or some such place in Ohio came to will leave the presidency at the end of —^Irene N. D. for the sole purpose of scouting this term as a job well done. Further­ "Brother Orchid" for a civic theater ven­ more, he has been strangely quiet about ture Hutch Korth wondering wheth­ Bottom of the Week his third term intentions, thus indicating er the year 2500 mentioned in the text that he will not run for a third term." -»vas A. D. or B.C Hank Blauvert Remembering the Top of the Week. —Ray Donovan The Notre Dame Scholastic

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A BISHOP WILL KNEEL WHERE A PRAYED

His Holiness, Pope Pius XII, tvho recently raised Bishop-elect O'Hara to the Episcopacy, is shoion above on the occasion of his visit to Notre Dame, as Papal Secretarrj of State, October 25, 1936.

Sacred Heart Church will be filled far COHSBCRAIE BISHOP the world. Perhaps the most treasured beyond normal capacity on Monday of these is one from Bishop Ritter of morning when the consecration of the O'HARA, MONDAY Indianapolis, presenting Bishop O'Hara Most Keverend John F. O'Hara, C.S.C, with the episcopal ring worn formerly D.D., as Titular Bishop of Milasa and Bishop O'Hara has completed a retreat by the Most Rev, Joseph Chartrand, auxiliary to Archbishop Spellman of of eight days in private spiritual D.D., of Indianapolis, who died in 1923. New York will take place. exercises and contemplation, as pre­ The late bishop was a life-long friend of The Most Reverend Francis J. Spell- scribed by age old tradition for newly Bishop O'Hara and ordained him to the man, D.D., Archbishop of New York, and created bishops. This is considered prep­ priesthood in 1916. The ring is a large ' Bishop Ordinary of the Army and Navy aration for the new duties he will as­ amethyst set with diamonds; another Diocese, will serve as presiding- prelate, sume as of the Army ring is to be presented to Bishop O'Hara assisted by the Most Eeverend John .F. and Navy diocese, designated as Bishop by the lay faculty of the University. Noll, D.D., Bishop of Fort Wayne, and O'Hara's active field at Pope Pius XII's the Most Eeverend Joseph E. Ritter, first secret consistory, held at the Vati­ Due to the large number of the hier­ D.D., Bishop of Indianapolis, as co-con- can on Dec. 11. At that time ArcHbishop archy and members of the clergy who secrators. The sermon will be given.by Spellman was named ordinary of the mil be in attendance, and to the limited the Right Reverend Thomas Army and Navy diocese. facilities of Sacred Heart Church, the V. Shannon, of St. Thomas the number of laity invited to the Consecra­ Since the morning of Dec. 11, when Apostle Church in Chicago, and a close tion will be somewhat restricted. Accord­ the news of his elevation to the episco­ personal friend of Bishop O'Hara for ing to present plans, not even the entire pacy was flashed from , Bishop many years. faculty of the University can be accom­ O'Hara has received thousands of mes­ modated at the ceremony. The faculty In preparation for his consecration. sages of congratulations from all over will be represented by the deans of the- THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC

five colleges of the University and by all in handling the details incident to the Army and Navy Diocese department heads. The student body will Consecration are as follows: be represented by the Students Activ­ Totals 50,000 Persons Rev. James Trahey, C.S.C., general ities Council. chairman; Rev. John Cavanaugh, C.S.C., At the ceremony in Sacred Heart and Rev. Francis J. Boland, C.S.C, re­ Church on Monday morning the Most ception for the hierarchy and clergy; Rev. John F. O'Hara, C.S.C, D.D., will Rev. Kemdt Healy, C.S.C, and Rev. be consecrated Titular Bishop of Milasa Eugene P. Burke, C.S.C, in charge of (an extinct see in Turkey) and auxiliary programs, souvenirs, and seating lists bishop of the Army and Navy diocese. for the church and banquet; Rev. J. L. In the latter capacity he will serve un­ Carrico, C.S.C, in charge of invitations, der his , the Most Rev. Fran­ admittance cards and notices; Rev. Wil­ cis J. Spellman, D.D., archbishop of New liam Carey, C.S.C, in charge of autos York, and bishop ordinary of the Army and traffic; Rev. Francis J. Wenninger, and Navy diocese. C.S.C, and Rev. William R. Connor, According to the Official Di­ C.S.C, ceremonies within the church, rectory for 1939 the Army and Navy Mr. Thomas J. Barry, press and radio diocese comprise (a) all Catholics on arrangements; Mr. James Armstrong, active duty in the military and naval reception of alummni; Mr. F. W. Lloyd, service of the , as so rec­ reception of Lay Trustees of the Univer­ ognized by the U. S. government; (b) sity and non-alumni laymen; and Dean all civilian employes of the U. S. gov­ James E. McCarthy, reception of Uni­ ernment having residence within the versity representatives and lay distin­ confines of a station, post or reservation, guished guests. or like place belonging to the military or naval service of the United States; (c) all immediate dependent relatives of Most Rev. Joseph E. Ritter those in (a) and (b); (d) all members of the military and naval units during The Consecration ceremonies will be the time they are under the supervision attended by the majority of ranking and pay of the military or naval services Catholic hierarchy of the United States, of the United States. as well as by many of the outstanding Under Bishop O'Hara's supervision statesmen, educational, business and in­ will be 31 commissioned chaplains in the dustrial leaders of the country. Some of U. S. Army; 19 commissioned chaplains those attending will be: in the U. S. Navy; 67 chaplains in vet­ —Most Rev. Francis J. L. erans' hospitals; 24 auxiliary chaplains; Beckman, Most Rev. Moses E. Kiley, 212 military reserve chaplains; and 64 Most. Rev. John G. Murray, Most Rev. chaplains in the National Guard. Joseph F. Rummel, Most Rev. Joseph The number of Catholic officers, sol­ Schrembs, Most Rev. Samuel A. Stritch. diers, sailors and civilian employes, and Bishops—Most Rev.- Karl J. Alter, their families, located on the reserva­ Most Rev. Henry Althoff, Most Rev. tions, in the U. S. Army, U. S. Navy, Gerald T. Bergan, Most Rev. Stanislaus U. S. Marine Corps, Air Corps, and vet­ V. Bonn, Most Rev. Hugh C. Boyle, erans' hospitals—is estimated at 50,000 Most Rev. William O. Brady, Most Rev. persons. Francis R. Cotton. Bishop Gushing, Auxilary of Boston; Rt. Rev. Thomas V. Shannon Most Rev. Stephen J. Donahue, Most Rev. John M. Gannon, Most Rev. James A. Grifiin, Most Rev. William R. GriflRn, Huge Banquet Honors Most Rev. Edward F. Hogan, Most Rev. Francis W. Howard, Most Rev. James E. Bishop Elect O'Hara Kearney, Most Rev. Francis M. Kelly, With three rooms crowded to capacity, Most Rev. Francis P. Keough, Most Rev. the Oliver Hotel was the scene of a Louis B. Kucera, Most Rev. Charles H. huge testimonial banquet tendered LeBlond, Most Rev. William F. Murphy, Bishop-elect O'Hara, C.S.C, D.D., last Most Rev. William D. O'Brien, Most Tuesday night. Sponsored by a South Rev. Joseph C. Plagens. Bend civic group, the banquet numbered Most Rev. George J. Rehring, Auxil­ among its guests many prominent men iary Bishop of Cincinnati; Most Rev. who had come to honor the president Joseph H. Schlarman, Most. Rev. Steph­ of Notre Dame on his appointment as en Woznicki. Bishop of Milasa and Auxiliary Bishop Abbots — Rev, Frederic M. Dunne, of the Army and Navy Diocese. Notre O.C.S.O.; Rt. Rev. Stanislaus F. Gmuca, Dame—^past and present—^was repre­ O.S.B.; Rt. Rev. Justus Wirth, O.S.B. sented by many members of the facul­ The members of the committee co­ ty, D. S. Hilgartner, Jr., president of operating with Rev. J.. Hugh O'Donnell, the Notre Dame Alumni Association, and •C.S.C., vice president of the University, the Student Council. Most Rev. John F. Noll THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC

Notre Dame Depicted On 44 Bishop O'Hara's Shield Receive the Holy Ghost" In choosing the coat-of-ai-ms that he will use as Bishop, the Most Rev. Johii Consecration Recalls Pentecost P. O'Hara, C.S.C., D.D., has again shown By Latvrence Broughal, CS.C. the deep regard and affection that he feels for Notre Dame. At the base of his shield is the scroll with the in­ scription "Following her, you will not lose your way," referring to the Blessed The ceremony for the consecration of ceremonies as involve consecration. He Virgin, patron of Notre Dame. a bishop is a visual representation of celebrates in some parts according the marks of the Church—One, Holy, to a slightly different ritual; in solemn In the jurisdictional (right) half of Catholic and Apostolic. With sign and pontifical rites he wears the tunic of the his shield. Bishop - elect O'Hara has sacred symbol it bodies forth the Ser­ subdeacon and the dalmatic of the deac­ chosen the arms of the University, con­ mon on the Mount (Matthew 5-7), the on in additional to the priestly vest­ sisting of a star, symbolic of Our Lady, last discourse of Christ to his disciples ments and the episcopal insigriia; he Star of the Sea; a cross, symbol of Ca­ (John 14-16) and the descent of the wears dress distinctive from the other tholicism; a book, symbolic of the edu- Holy Ghost at Pentecost (Acts 2). It is clergy. He must be assigned to some the supreme act of the Liturgy in the see. In the case of an auxiliary bishop sense that it secures the Church in its the see is called titular, that is, one organic growth — the perpetuation of its that no longer exists as a Christian ministers and its sacraments. Whether community. For instance, the titular see one assists in person or only in spirit, of Bishop O'Hara is Milas, the ancient the liturgical words and actions reveal Mylas, in Turkey. Once a flourishing the doctrinal basis of the ceremony. diocese, it is now chiefly inhabited by infidels and dissident Greeks. The episcopate is of divine origin. The manner of choosing the Apostles was It is the duty of the Pope as Chief very simple. Christ said, "Come, follow Pastor to consecrate bishops. This duty me." Later he gave them and his other he usually delegates to another bishop chosen disciples the power to do all chosen by the bishop-elect. The conse­ things in his name (Mark 16, 15-18). At cration takes place on a Sunday or the Pentecost they were confirmed in this feast of an Apostle imless the Pope by power (John 14, 26; 17, 7). Some ful­ special indult appoints another day. The filled the oiRce of ministry only; others consecrator and the bishop-elect observe were appointed to govern designated the vigil as a day of fast. The assistant places and to transmit the powers they are two other bishops. The had received (1 Timothy 5, 22; Titus 1, bishops and priests who attend the cere­ IPSAM SEQUENS NON DEVIAS 5). The Greek word episcopos means mony indicate the unity of all with one overseer or guardian. From this through another and with the . the Saxon bisceop we get our word T The essential matter of episcopal con­ bishop. cational activities of the University; and secration is the imposition of both hands waves to represent the lakes on the The Pope, the visible head of the by the consecrator and his two ­ Notre Dame campus. Church on earth, is the successor of St. ants. The form is the words which they The upper quarter of the left half of Peter. The bishops are the successors pronounce, "Receive the Holy Ghost." the shield is occupied by the arms of the of the other apostles. With the Pope The other parts of the ceremony to be Congregation of Holy Cross, two an­ they constitute the Teaching Church. described later belong to the integrity of chors and a cross, while in the lower The prerogative of appointing bishops the consecration. quarter is the arms of the O'Hara fam­ belongs to the Pope alone. The bishops Within this space it is not possible to ily, consisting of a black lion rampant throughout the world send the names give the history and sj^nbolism of the on a gold saw. As with all bishops' and the history of those priests who pos­ whole ceremony. The Liturgy, the thing coats-of-arms, the shield is topped with sess the canonical requirements of age, done, is fundamental. The manner of its a , a cross and crozier, the latter learning, holiness, etc. to the Consist- doing is the slow growth of centuries as being symbolic of the shepherd's staff. orial Congregation of which the Pope is dictated by the circumstances of time, Dropping from a green bishop's hat are the head. This Congregation has the place and the interpretation of doctirine. two cords, one on either side of the duty of selecting three names which they The main outlines come to us from fte shield, each of which ends in six tassels. present to the Pope in the order of their Apostolic Constitutions, a book of the choice. The Pope may appoint one of fourth century which crystallized liturg­ these or any other he may prefer. ical ceremonies up to that time. The NO CLASSES MONDAY consecration is fitted into the framework The episcopate is the completion of In honor of the consecration of of the Mass, the central act of divine hierarchical orders. It is the fullness of the Most Rev. John F. O'Hara, worship. The consecrator and the bishop- the priesthood. From the point of view C.S.C, D.D., classes will be sus­ elect begin the Mass each at his own of Sacred Orders there is nothing high­ pended on Monday, Jan. 15, ac­ altar. From the Offertory onward the er. It constitutes the subject in the state cording to an annoimcement made bishop-elect continues at the Epistle side of perfection. by the Rev. J. Leonard Carrico, of the consecrator's altar. This concele- C.S.C, director of studies. The bishop thus becomes the minister bration of Mass is of Apostolic times of Holy Orders, Confirmation and such and the only other instance of it in the 8 THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC

Western Church is at the ordination of both hands and prays: May these hands in order that, adorned with unspotted priests. be annointed toith the sanctified oil and faith, thou mayest keep inviolably the We shall here set do\\-n the parts of the Chrism of sanctification, as Samuel Spouse of God, namely, His Holy Church. the ceremony in sequence mth the pray­ anointed David to be King and Prophet: The Consecrator gives him the book of ers recited by the consecrator, either in so viay they be anoitited and consecrated. the Gospels sa3rag: Receive the gospel whole' or in part. The prayers for the He then recites another prayer which and go preach to the people committed essential and integral parts will convey ends: Whatsoever thou shall bless may to thee, for God is poiverful to increase their meaning. The smiply tremendous it be blessed, and whatsoever thou shalt His grace m thee. sanctify may it be sanctified; and may thing is that we are here united with The Consecrator and his assistants re­ Gk)d the Father to whom everythmg is ceive him to the kiss of peace. He then addressed, with God the Son speaking retires to cleanse his head and hands. to his disciples at the Last Supper and They continue the Mass until the Offer­ TO THE STUDENTS with God the Holy Ghost at Pentecost. tory. The Preliminaries My everlasting gratitude is yours — The newly consecrated presents to the The Bishop-elect takes the oath of for everything: Consecrator t\vo lighted candles, two fidelity to the Holy See and recites the # For the charming symbol of author­ loaves of bread and two small barrels profession of faith. ity which you have placed upon my of wine. (This is reminiscent of the an­ The Notary reads the Apostolic Man­ breast; cient custom whereby the faithful date of nomination. brought gifts at the Offertory for the . The Consecrator examines the elect on # For the prayers and Holy Commun­ support of the clergy. "... the Lord or­ the duties of his office and his adherence ions, by which you are imploring God's dained that they who preach the gospel to the articles of faith to which he an­ blessing on myself and my work; should live by the gospel." (1 Corinth- swers, I will or / believe. # For the good example and inspira­ They continue the Mass to the bles­ All recite the prayers for mass at the tion you and other students before you sing, the new bishop to the right of the foot of the altar. The bishop-elect then have given me for the past thirty-one Consecrator at the Epistle side. goes to his o^vn altar, puts on the pon­ years; and most especially The Consecrator blesses the mitre and tifical vestments and continues the mass # For your devotion to Our Lady to the end of the Gradual. places it on the head of the newly con­ and to Our Divine Lord in the Blessed secrated with the words: We, 0 Lord, The Consecrator admonishes the elect, Sacrament, a devotion which has brought place on the head of this Thy bishop and prays God to bestow His graces upon untold blessings to the school we love. champion the helmet of protection and him. salvation, so that his face being adorned The bishop-elect prostrates and the It is hard to leave Notre Dame, but the pain is lessened when one who loves and his head armed with the horns of choir sings the Litany of the Saints. To­ both testaments, he may seem, terrible ward the middle the Consecrator intones the school knows that it is in good hands. When an older brother goes to war, he to the opponents of truth and through three of the invocations the while he the indulgence of Thy grace may be blesses the elect. wants to know that the younger boys at home will love and support their Mother their sturdy adversary, etc. The Consecration and protect her honor at all costs. I am He blesses the gloves and says: 0 Al­ The Consecrator and his assistants leaving Notre Dame in your clean hands. mighty Creator, who has given to Tnan, place the book of the Gospels upon the I know your hearts are right. I pray fashioned after Thy image, hands not­ neck and shoulders of the candidate. God to give you the grace to know what able for their formation, as an organ for to do for your Mother, and the courage The imposition of hands. Receive the correct workmanship; which Thou hast to do it. I beg remembrance daily in commanded to be kept clean, so that the Jloly Ghost (The candidate is now a your prayers and Holy Communions, and bishop). soul might worthily be carried in them I pledge you a memento at the daily and Thy mysteries worthily consecrated The Consecrator recites a preface Sacrifice of the Mass. God Bless You. by them, vouchsafe to bless and sanctify which relates the mystical significance these hand coverings, so that lohosoever of the office. It concludes: Fill up in Most Rev. John F. O'Hara, C.S.C, of Thy ministers. Thy holy bishops, shall Thy priest the perfection of Thy tninis- January 8, 1940. humbly wish to cover their hands toith try and sanctify with the dew of Thy these. Thy mercy shall accord to him heavenly ointment This Thy servant cleanness of heart as well as of deed. decked out with the ornaments of all beauty. the imposition of this consecrated hand The Conclusion The Consecrator begins and the choir or thumb be profitable in all things unto continues, Veni Creator Spiritus. salvation. The assistants lead the elect to the The Consecrator anoints the head of The Consecrator blesses the crosier throne (in this instance the faldstool, or the elect with Holy Chrism saying: May and bestows it with the words: Receive ceremonial chair) and the Consecrator thy head' be anointed and consecrated by the staff of the pastoral office, so that in places in his left hand the pastoral staff. the correction of vices thou mayest be heavenly benediction in the pontifical The Consecrator intones, and all sing lovingly severe, giving judgment without order. A long prayer follows for the the Te Deum. Meanwhile the new bishop, lorath, softening the minds of Thy hear­ graces, virtues, powers of the sacred accompanied by the assistants, goes ers whilst fostering virtues, not neglect­ office. around the church to bless the people. ing strictness of discipline through love The Consecrator intones and the choir of tranquility. takes up Psalm 132 which praises the The Consecrator prays God to bless He blesses the ring and, putting it on glory of the high priest Aaron. His servant that both by word and ex­ thering finger of the right hand, saj^: ample, he may edify all those who are The Consecrator anoints the palms of Receive the ring, the symbol of fidelity. under his charge, so that with the flock THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC entmsted to him, he may attain unto life price of bids will be $5.50. The Tea For this concert a special section of everlasting. Dance tax will be one dollar. the auditorium will be occupied hj visit­ The new bishop gives his first ponti­ Names of committee chairmen and ing bishops and other guests who will fical blessing, this being the ritual bles­ their assistants are still an unknown attend. The 60 members of the Glee sing of the mass he has just celebrated. quantity. Best bet for further informa­ Club cordially invite aU their fellow The Consecrator and his assistants tion is the aforementioned Bums, a res­ students to come. stand at the Gospel comer of the altar. ident of St. Edward's Hall. The newly consecrated at the Epistle corner begins the three salutations to Secret agents (committee men) har­ Dr. Francis McMahon the Consecrator. He genuflects, rises and bor strong hopes there will be no repe­ Heads Philosophy Group sings. Ad Multos Annas! (For many- tition of the Lopez-Little episode of last year, when a last-minute telegram from Notre Dame's fllustrious lay faculty years) At the middle of the altar and attracted another great honor last week again in front of the Consecrator he Vincent Lopez expressing regrets neces­ sitated a quick change of bands — en­ when Dr. Francis Edward McMahon, does the same, each time in a higher professor of philosophy, was elected tone. The Consecrator and the assistants tered Little Jack Little and his Bolero rhythms. president of the Association of Ameri­ receive him to the kiss of peace. can Catholic Philosophers. The election They begin the last Gospel (St. John) came at the end of a two-day confer­ and continue to recite it as they retire Glee Club Dedicates ence, December 28 and 29, at the Cath­ to linvest. (This is the usual ritual for olic University of America, in Washing­ bishops when the pontificate.) Concert to New Bishop ton, D. C. Thus ends the ceremony. And we all The University Glee Club presents its Dr. McMahon was one of the four join in saying most heartily to Bishop first campus concert of the season on member - philosophers who represented O'Hara, Titular Bishop of Milas, Aux­ Sunday night in Washington Hall at 8 the University of Notre Dame. Dr. iliary to the Bishop - Ordinary of the o'clock. The club is proud to dedicate Waldemar Gurian, associate professor of Army and Navy Diocese, Ad Multos this program to its honorary presid.ent. politics, read a paper entitled "The Phi­ Annos! Bishop-elect John F. O'Hara, C.S.C, losophy of the Totalitarian State." Dr. D.D., in recognition of the great inter­ John J. FitzGerald, University philoso­ est he has always shown in the Glee phy instructor, read another paper, Prom Slated For Feb. 2 Club, and in appreciation of the many "Metaphysics as the Basis of Political Juniors Seek Name Band favors he granted it. Action." Dr. Daniel C. O'Grady, also a The annual Junior Promenade will be The Glee Club has attracted many professor of philosophy, acted in the ca­ pacity as chairman at the Round Table held in the Palais Royale ballroom, Fri­ favorable comments on its past perform­ discussions on metaphysics. Dr. Mc­ day evening, Feb. 2. Class president ances this season, and this coming pro­ Mahon had his share in the activities Clarence Marquardt and general chair­ gram promises to be even better. Ap­ too, presiding as vice-president at the man Larry Burns are dangling the hook propriate numbers have been chosen annual dinner and at the election. for fabulous "Name Bands." Rumor and well interpreted; and the whole shifts from Gray Gordon to Henry gi-oup has practiced diligently in order The general theme of this 15th annual Busse, to Dick Jurgens, and back to to present a program marked by deli­ meeting of the Catholic philosophers was Zeke Shapiro. Certain it is that the cate shadings and perfect unity. "The Philosophy of State." The ques-

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tion was discussed with a view toward a comparison between the philosophy-of The Student Forum the totalitarian government and that of Food and Drug Control in the United States the democracy, with special regard for the rights of the individual. As was By Frank Bright pointed out to the association in Dr. Gurian's keynote speech, the discussion on such a subject was not only timely but a direct constructive step toward Popular lack of information manifests Amendments to the Federal Trade Com­ remedying social and economic ills which itself in many ways, but perhaps this mission Act (the latter dealing solely are threatening world security. phenomenon is more seriously apparent with the regulation of false advertising in the field of in the field). The first of these acts pro­ Besides Dr. McMahon, the other offi­ food and drug vides that there must be adequate direc­ cers who will head the Catholic philoso­ legislation than tions for use, and warnings against mis­ phers for the new year are: vice-presi­ in any other. use and deterioration, placed on the dent, the Rt. Rev. Monsignor Fulton J. Even the best labels of drugs. Labels must state the Sheen; Secretary, Dr. Charles A. Hart. Both are of the school of philosophy of seller, 100,000,- names of the active ingredients of non­ the Catholic University of America. 000 Guinea Pigs, standard drugs, such as patent medi­ has had too lit­ cines, and the percentage of habit form­ On January 21, Dr. McMahon will tle effect in ing drugs. Further, variations from lecture before a group of Catholic lay­ arousing and promulgated standards must be stated men in Fort Wayne, Ind. The text of educating the on labels of standard drugs. There are his speech will be a review of the pam­ American pub­ provisions prohibiting the adulteration phlet, "Snuffed Out," prepared by the lic to an intelli­ of foods and deception of the public with newly-founded Notre Dame Commission gent appraisal regard to food products. Harmful cos­ for Peace.—Tom Powers of a very real metics are outlawed, and administration Frank Bright problem. P e r - officers now have control of "reducing" Exam Schedule haps this is due drugs and their sale. Traffic in new to the obvious limitations of any "muck­ drugs is prohibited imtil they have been The semester examinations in all the raking" effort; perhaps it is due to the adequately tested to show that they are colleges of the University will be held lack of any effective support from other safe for use. No longer does the gov­ on the Friday, Saturday morning, Mon­ sources of public education. ernment have to prove that the manu­ day, and Tuesday of January 26, 27, 29, facturer of a drug sold under a false and 30, according to the following sched­ Recently, when the new Food, Drug label knew that the label was false. The ule: and Cosmetic Act of 1938 was being Wheeler-Lea Act allows the Federal considered in Congress, only three news­ CLASSES TAUGHT AT •WILL BE EXAMINED AT Trade Commission to prosecute those 8:00 on Monday 8:00 on Friday papers, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, the who advertise falsely in the food and 9:00 on Monday 8:00 on Friday Christian Science Monitor, and the Em­ 10:00 on Monday drug field without proving that the false 10:00 on Friday poria Gazette gave the act any real 11:00 on Monday 10:00 on Monday advertising injures competition. Former­ support. Although Congress was con­ 1:15 on Monday 1:15 on Friday ly, no matter how much the false and 2:15 on Monday 1:15 on Monday sidering its various provisions for over misleading advertisement injured the 3:15 on Monday 3:15 on Friday five years, few people know anything CLASSES TAUGHT AT consumer, the government could not in­ inLL BE EXAMINED AT about the law; in fact, five months after 8:00 on Tuesday 8:00 on Saturday terfere unless the deception so practiced the act Bad been passed, various consimi- 9:00 on Tuesday 8:00 on Tuesday gave the wrongdoer a business advan­ 10:00 on Tuesday er organizations here in the United 10:00 on Saturday tage over some competing manufacturer. 11:00 on Tuesday 10:00 on Tuesday States were writing in to the secretary These are the important provisions of 1:15 on Tuesday 1:15 on Tuesday of agriculture asking what had become 2:15 on Tuesday 3:15 on Monday the new legislation. of it. That the bill was competing with 3:15 on Tuesday 3:15 on Tuesday the president's "must" legislation during There is still room for vast improve­ A class taught after 4:00 p.m. on any the period when it was before Congress, ment in the control of these vital indus­ day is to be examined at 8:00 p.m. on is a possible explanation of the aura of tries. Greater control of advertising is Friday or Monday. secrecy surrounding it; but so is the fact necessary. The manufacturer of drugs Any examination outside these four more often viciously advanced by its ad­ should be compelled to disclose how his days assigned in the University calendar vocates that the provisions were felt by product will help as well as how it may will not be valid for credit. The period many to be inimical to advertising rev­ injure. Cosmetic manufacturers should for each semester examination is one enues. The act should have been of in­ be compelled to disclose how the product hour and fifty minutes. Monday in the terest to most readers of news, for it will help as well as how it may injure. left colunm of the schedule above means affects the great mass of consumers and Cosmetic manufacturers should be com­ Monday, Wednesday, or Friday, and several industries doing about ten bil­ pelled to list all the ingredients of their Tuesday means Tuesday, Thursday, or lion dollars worth of business a year— preparations. So should the consimier be Saturday. Students must take their ex­ industries which are, for the most part, educated to recognize the problems in­ aminations with their proper sections in spread out in small local units. volved and seek the enforcement of more all instances. Briefly, the law represents the best rigorous laws. The honest manufacturer " The registration of undergraduates compromise with an ideal that the advo­ and advertiser must be made to realize for courses in the second semester will cates of reform in the field were able by word and example that he has noth­ be on Wednesday, Jan. 31. The registra­ to extract from the powerful interests ing to fear and everything to gain tion of graduate students will be at 3:45 opposing it. It is divided into two parts (through elimination of unscrupulous p.m. on Wednesday, Jan. 31, in Room as finally passed—^The Food, Drug and competitors) by a fair though stringent 123 of the Main Building. Each student Cosmetic Act, and the Wheeler-Lea enforcement of such legislation. must register in person. THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC 11

bit and then says very firmly that he IN THE wants me to go down to the barber shop and get a manicure. Can you imagine that? A manicure. I start to give an argument but he gets that look in his JUGGLER eye like he had the day I brought his car home with fenders that would make a VEIN prune look like the fountain of youth, so I turn to go. To add insult to injury he says he is going to check up with Betty, the cookie that does the work, to "In The Juggler Vein," when he was in college. Finally he tells see if I was really there. I jam my c/o THE SCHOLASTIC, me to go get some clothes and have the hands down in my pockets and beat it University of Notre Dame, bill sent to him, even though I told him before he thinks to ask if I ought to go Notre Dame, Indiana. that it would be much better if he gave to the dentist. I'm so mad and humili­ me the cash right now so as I could pay ated I almost forgot to wink at the new Dear Mr. Juggler: for them and he wouldn't have to worry Jane out in the office. You are goin to have to pardon the about bills at the end of the month. The English in this letter because I am an trouble with this older generation is that Well, Betty is one of these gabby engineer and don't pay much attention they don't trust us. dames. She is busy with snappy looldn to snap courses such as English like the guy of about 50 so I pass the time by A.B.'s and Phy Ed's an the rest of them I've just figured out a way of leavin glancin through those barber shop mag­ slick fellows you run into floatin 'round the office so as I can pass by the desk of azines to see if there was an3rthing that the campus. On a slide rule I'm pretty dad's secretary when he suddenly inter­ the anti-smut boys should be informed slick myself, even if my room does look rupts his conversation and says he about. There was. like Mexico City on flag day on account wants to see my finger-nails. So I wipe After about a half hour this old geez­ of all the pink slips I got nailed to the off my hands on the seat of my pants er leaves and Betty gives me a pearly walls. But seein as I am in a little and stick them out on his desk blotter. smile and a "You're next." that tinkled trouble and since you've always im­ Well, I'll admit my nails did look a like a nickel music box. She teUs me to pressed me as a man who has been in a little ragged but that was because I had sit do%vn across her work bench from fog before, I would appreciate your ad- been doin a lot of work in the 'machine her and then whips out a piece of sand Arice and guidance. shop. That work is just about as hard paper and goes whittlin around my nails on hands as those soap advertisements like she'd done it once or twice before. Well, I get home for Christmas vaca­ claim dishwater is. He shudders a little —Turn to Page 25— tion all pepped up about drivin the car, and stayin out past twelve o'clock, and doin a little nippin, without fear of in­ creasing my mail to the extent of a little white slip that bears the title "Official Summons." Of course there are a few other reasons, too, for bein glad to get home cause I ain't an ungrateful chump an am glad to give the folks a blow now an then. The first day I go down to my fathers office to see if I can't argue him out of a few bucks. It seems that while waitin between trains up in Chi I consumed a few liquid assets and put a bigger dent in my supply of rubles than I had count­ ed. Well, I no more than get through sayin Merry Christmas to the office force and explainin why we lost to Iowa, than he shoots the old proud-father glance and asks do I need any clothes. I says yes, I could use a few shirts and socks. He gives me the raised eyebrows and asks what I did with all the new shirts I got last summer for my birthday. Then I have to explain that it wasn't my fault, but that after two or three weeks wearin they just got so awful dirty that I had to send them to the laundry. Even after I got them back the shirts were all right, of course the collars were gone but I don't wear a neck-tie anyhow. The socks were holey all right—that was the trouble. Well he fusses a while and hands me a line about how he did things "Herman, for the last time, is it me or the fossils?' 12 THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC

in 1938—^before going back to his earlier labors as prefect of religion.

The Notre Dame Scholastic We have heard many times how re­ Disae Quasi Semper Victurus Vive Quasi Cras Moriturus luctantly he gave up his religious pre- FOUNDED 1867 fectship for the presidency. He wished to keep on with the Religious Bulletin which he had begun and, more import­ ant, he wished to develop further the love for the Eucharist and the ideal of WILLIAM C. FAY, DONALD FOSKETT, Editor-in-Chief Managing Editor daily communion which his own imflag- ging eflforts and personal example had WILLIAM C. MCGOWAN, JAMES NEWLAND, made a tradition among the students. News Editor Sports Editor FRANK WEMHOFP, KiCHARD METZGER, Almost ironically, the very zeal of his Literary Editor Art Editor saintly work in their regard carried him WILLIAM KELLEHER, EEV. C. LASKOWSKI, C.S.C, to the presidency of the University; and, Art Editor Faculty Adviser gradually, his fears were realized. He found himself absent more and more Member of Press Association and Associated Collegiate Press. Distributor from the students. There were fewer of Collegiate Digest. Represented for national advertising by National Advertising Service, evenings in his Sorin tower room, as the Inc., 420 Madison Avenue, —Ghicago—Boston—Los Angeles—San Francisco. press of business bound him to his office THE SCHOLASTIC is published twenty-six times during the school year at the University and to many oif-campus commitments. of Notre Dame. Address manuscripts to Editor, 259 Alumni Hall, Notre Dame, Indiana. staff meetings Friday evenings in Editorial Rooms, Ave Maria Building; And now His Holiness, Pope Pius XII, Editorial Staff, 6:30 P.M.; General Staff, 7:00 P.M. has bestowed upon him the episcopal ring. Because Father O'Hara devoted to University matters the same zealous care he formerly bestowed directly upon the students, he now finds himself fur­ Across the Editor's Desk ther separated from them. As Bishop of the titular see of Milasa and auxiliary to Archbishop Spellman of New York Ad Multos Amvos! tirely. Some deep sea work in four his contact with the campus will be fathoms rescued them, however, and, largely vicarious. OMETIMES the complexities of writ­ after heaving to in shallow water for repairs, I retreated to the dock— S ing an editorial become almost over­ However, in his added capacity as whelming, as for example, when we supervisor of Army and Navy chaplains, attempt to tell a story which involves The story is inconsequential. Perhaps he will continue in the patriotic tradi­ our retiring President and Bishop-elect we would have forgotten it long ago, tion of the Congregation of Holy Cross, John F. O'Hara, a pair of mouldy blue had it not marked our first meeting with which a former president of the Uni­ swimming pants, and ourselves. To Father O'Hara. We lay there in the versity, the late Father William Corby speak of our pants in a story which in­ warm sunlight of the dock, and we founded at Cemetery Ridge and Gettys­ volves two individuals would be, we feel, talked to him drowsily of the weather, burg. highly ambiguous; so, in the interests and football, and freshman English. As of accuracy, we shift briefly to the first we vmte now, we realize how fortunate Father O'Hara's predecessor, the late person singular— we were to stumble upon him during one Father Charles O'Donnell, accompanied of the rare moments he enjoyed most, the famous Rainbow Division to France, when he was relaxing in a student in 1918. Father Matthew Walsh, Father On a bright, warm, sunny Indiana atmosphere. John McGinn, and Father Edward Fin- afternoon (there was a blue moon that negan—all yet active on campus—saw night) four autumns ago I went swim­ For more than three decades he has front-line action as chaplains in the ming in Lake St. Joseph. Approaching been a familiar and weU-loved campus first World War. the dock, I waved a genial left-handed figure. In that time, his Sorin tower room heUo to a bronzed, white-haired gentle­ was a friendly refuge where any lone­ And so Notre Dame loses a distin­ man sunning himself on the diving- some or worried boy might talk "off the guished president as the Church gains a board, the while I yanked up with my record" to a manly priest whose absorb­ saintly bishop. Monday morning, the ser­ right the blue swimming pants borrowed ing and constant interest was boys and for the occasion from roommate Ed their problems. mon of Monsignor Thomas Shannon, a McDermott. life long fiiend, will say better all that has been written in these last weeks. In Consequently, we shall merely name a parting, we add a few words to the lines To this day my only objection to Mc­ few of the material accomplishments of which appeared beneath Bishop-elect Dermott as a roommate is a certain his presidency — the campus expansion, O'Hara's picture in the Christmas issue rotundity which always made the wear­ the increased enrollment, the many dis­ of THE SCHOLASTIC: "The lights have ing of any of his pants a challenging tinguished additions to the faculty, his gone out in the Sorin tower room near­ problem in suspension. Oh this occasion, own important work as a delegate ap­ est the doors of Sacred Heart Church... as I dived into the water, McDermotf s pointed by President Roosevelt to the they may not be lit again in our g:enera- copious pants fell down on the job en­ Inter-American Congress at lama, Peru, Mon."—William C. Fay THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC 13 Oh Johnny! by Joseph Smalley

It is in the deep tropical twilight that They ain't got no railroads like we have I don't wantcha to get mad at me. Why we get our first glimpse of Madagascar, here. don'tcha say something to me? nestling like a sleeping beauty in the Yea, I guess so. Gee they're funny Sure. Nice weather we've been having, warm stillness of the Indian ocean. As though. ain't it? we draw near, we see— As 7ve ivander along our footsteps lead Aw Johnnie! Gosh Johnnie—look, it's one of those us toward the Street of Lights so named The rubies are not only red in color­ travelogue things. Gee, that scenery is because it is there that the entertain­ ing but also pink and violet and sonjLe- pretty. Look at all the funny boats float­ ment of the island takes on full swing. times a deep purple. These stones are ing around. Gosh, I wish I could travel Sailors and natives mix in a careless second in value only to the diamond and around and go to all those funny places carefree crowd and from each doorway in the case of large perfect stones are with crazy names. Y'know like Zanzibar is tvaifed the pungent odor of strange sometimes worth even more. In the of­ and Vladivostok and them things. They and exciting foods and the curious tinkle fice of the mine, we see several gems got romance, not like South Bend and of native m.usic. We decide to stop in at already cut and polished, showing their Niles. one place and see the native dancers great beauty. These stones— What's the matter with South Bend? perform,. Gosh, Johnnie, ain't they pretty? Ill We get along all right without, any of Boy, this ought to be real good. I've have jewels like that some day, won't I them fancy names and all. I wonder often wondered what the real shimmy Johnnie? what you'd look like wandering around looked like. Say what are they doing? How should I know? Maybe you will. in one of them sarong things like Doro­ They're dancing, you dope. This ain't' Aw Johnnie, don't be mad. I didn't thy Lamour wears. Some of them don't mean what I said about your being even wear that. Hawaii, that's where they do the shim­ my. Gosh look at them, they look like a dumb. I think you're swell, you know Oh shush! You wouldn't look so good bunch of old ladies with a bad case of that. Put your arm around me Johnnie. in one of them turbans either. Now shut lumbago. Along some of the slopes of the island up, I want to look at the pitcher. Yea, they're not so hot, are they? I'll deep forests are in evidence and many We tie up at the dock of Tamatave bet we could show them a trick or two, valuable woods are taken from these. amid a bustle of activity and for a few heh? The government is very careful about the preservation of these trees and only moments we have a chance to observe The next morning we are up bright mature trees are cut down. In their the life around us in this, the greatest and early for our tour of the interior place young trees are planted. of the island's commercial ports. Around of the island. The principle crops include the ship swarm natives who yell for us rice, coffee and sugar, grown along the Gee Johnnie do you think well ever to throw coins which they dive after and fertile sides of a range of extinct vol­ be able to visit all them nice places. bring up in their teeth. We toss them canoes that extend the entire length of Sure we will, honey, just you wait. I a few and watch them fetch them to the the island. won't always be making eighteen dollars surface. Over to one side we see— Aw, Johnnie, let go of my hand. Not in a week, j^T^ow. Gee, look at them go doAwn after them here. We can do that later. Someone I know you won't, you got ambition coins Johnnie. I'll bet they make a lot might see us. Johnnie. Gee it's nice here in the dark, of money that way. I wonder how they Say what's the matter with you. No ain't it? catch them in their mouth. Don't they one will see us. It's too dark. Who cares As we pass through the mountains toe swallow a lot of water that way? about rice fields and the rest of that get our first glimpse of Antananarivo, the capital of Madagascar. In the warm Aw, they're used to it. I guess they stuff? All these things are just about the same. sunlight the white buildingg of the colo­ can stand it after a while. Besides, they nial government present a beautiful don't have to go down very deep. I bet How do you ever expect to get edu­ spectacle in the valley below its. Within I could do it after a little practice. I cated? No wonder you're so dumb, all the city we notice that here again the swiin,down in.the.*'Y'!.a.lot.y.'know. .. _ you ever think about is stuff like that. entire city is modem in aspect. Wide After leaving our luggage at the lux­ All right if you feel like that. Go streets, beautiful parks, and fine build­ urious Colonial Hotel, we decide to take ahead and look at the dam picture. I ings are everywhere in evidence. But we a tour around the city that evening and guess I'll go to sleep or something. cannot linger too long for our ship is see some of the sights at night. As we The main inhabitants of the island calling us back to Tamatave, our visit wander along the main streets of the are members of the Malagasy race, of will soon be over. city we marvel at its modem appearance, wham the Hovas are the predominant Johnnie, do you think anyone can see for the French have done everything tribe. Besides farming these people en­ us? possible to make this city truly a metro­ gage in mining. On the island are fine Naw, ifs too dark. polis of the tropics. deposits of gold, graphite, mica and As the sun sinks low behind the moun­ Gee, Johnnie, look at the crazy buses many precious stones. As the road turns tains of this enchanted island we hid a they have there. They have two stories higher into the hills we decide to stop fond farewell to this gem of the Indkm on them. I wonder how they get them at one of these mines and see how the ocean. It is ivith deep regret that we imder the bridges. precious rubies are brought to the sur­ watch the shore fade in the distance of Aw th»y don't have bridges there. face. a glorious tropical ttoUight. What do they gotta have bridges for? Aw Johnnie, what's the matter? Gee, Oh, Johnnie Oh Johnnie, Oh, O. 14 THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC

Rejuvenated Irish Face CLANG! Bell Sets Ol

Kentucky, Butler Quints The rhythm of shufiling feet, the rat- tat of the punching bag, and the even swish of the jumping rope soon will be real "swing" music to the ears of cam­ Southeastern Champs Ellis, senior, who has needled the Fight­ pus boxing enthusiasts. For on Monday Play Here Tomorrow ing Irish since replacing Captain Mark afternoon, Jan. 15, earnest training in Ertel at the center post, paced the home preparation for THE SCHOlASTic-spon- club with 12 points each. Dudley sored Bengal Bouts will begin in the Coach George Keogan's Fighting Irish Thorne, Syracuse forward, led his mates boxing room of the Rockne Memorial. basketeers finished preparations this aft­ in scoring ^vith an even dozen points. ernoon for impending tilts Avith two out­ Syracuse neai-ly caught Notre Dame Judging from previous turn-outs, it is standing scoring with but a minute to go as Sobek regis­ probable that 150 potential champions machines. Kentucky tered his fourth field basket to give the of all weights will step into fighting togs » University, pride of Irish a restful night. and begin the long training session I the blue grass re­ Benny Oosterbaan's Michigan Wolver­ which culminates in the final bouts on [ gion, invades the ines dealt Notre Dame its first defeat March 15. Of those 150 there will be, \ Fieldhouse tomorrow when the Keoganmen visited Ann Arbor according to past statistics, about 90 night, and Butler's on December 16. The score was 41-39. contestants ready to step into the ring Bulldogs will call, Captain Rae at center, and Pink, guard, on March 11, 12, and 13, the dates of Tuesday. were high point men for the \dctors the preliminaries. Kentucky will be with 10 and 11 points, respectively. For these, the tenth Bengal Bouts, six minus five regulars Notre Dame's Eddie Riska more than of last year's champions will again climb from last year's equalled the sum of both figures as he through the ropes where they first re­ Southeastern Con­ basketed ten goals and three free ceived the crowd's plaudits. Bill Dil- ference Champions, throws. hofer will defend his 115-pound title; who bowed to the Southern Cal led Notre Dame all the Johnny Duffy is back with his dynamic Irish 42 to 37. Coach way as Troy made a clean sweep of its punch to' retain the 125-pound cham­ Ad Eupp has lost first five games on a tour through the pionship; Rod McGuire, last year's 145- Rex Ellis Opper and Thomp­ East, stopping at Notre Dame on Decem­ pound sensation, has returned; Harry son—AU-American choices—along with ber 22 to defeat the home club by 55-38 John, who defeated Bill McGrath for Curtis, Head, and Captain Goodman. before 5,500 witnesses. Ralph Vaughn the 155-pound title, is in harness; Jerry Kentucky dropped a close opener to and Keith Lambert, citizens of the state Ryan's boxing skill in the light-heavy Cincinnati when sickness weakened the of Indiana, totalled between them 19 division can be appreciated again; and squad, but since then the Blue and points for Sam Barry's coastmen. S.C. Johnny Ford, the ponderous but tricky White has recorded major victories over subsequently downed Long Island U. heavj^veight is a defender. Ohio State, Kansas State, and West after the Blackbirds had amassed a rec­ Virginia. ord of 42 successive triumphs. Ellis But be not discouraged by this im­ Marion Cluggish, six-feet, eight-inch and Captain Ertel, alternating at center, pressive array of talent. New cham­ center will lead the invading team to­ counted 23 points between them. pions are certain to be crowned. Each morrow evening A\dth Lee Huber and Tommy Wukovits, Notre Dame '38, year sees apparently unbeatable men go Laji;on Eouse, gruards, backing up the suggested to Ms brother Vic that the down to defeat before the superior skill oifensive strength. Keith Fainsley, Jim younger Wukovits enroll at Illinois U., King and Walter "WTiite are other stel­ and Vic did. When Notre Dame visited lar players on the Kentucky squad. Champaign on the evening of December Coach Tony Hinkle's Butler Bulldogs 27, Wukovits and Captain Bill Hapac of will put full steam ahead in an effort to the mini, plus John Drish, divided 30 of ^vin the first of the home and home Illinois' 42 markers as Ellis was getting series with the Irish, when the whistle 10 of Notre Dame's 29. blows at 8 o'clock Tuesday night. Jerry Northwestern's floormen scored more Steiner a veteran of last year's impres­ baskets against Notre Dame on the eve­ sive team which defeated Notre Dame ning of December 30 than a Wildcat 3.5 to 27, is captain of this year's team. quintet has done in many years as soph­ "Now that Noti-e Dame has come omore center, Dick Klein, tallied 21 of through a tough ball game with a vic­ a 47-point total. Forty-two fouls were tory over Syracuse, the boys should re­ detected before 6,000 fans in Patton gain some of the confidence lost at the Gym. The victory gave Northwestern expense of Michigan, Southern Califor­ its fifth straight. nia, Illinois, and Northwestern during In the first nine games of the cam­ the Christmas recess. Those four de­ paign, Eddie Riska, junior forward, is feats came at the hands of foiu* real heading Notre Dame's score column floor squads." That was the dictum of with 38 field goals and 97 points; his Coach George Keogan following Notre mates come in this order: Ertel, 62 Dame's conquest, over Lew Andreas' points; Sobek, 54; Ellis, 46; Ryan, 31; Orange cagers, 33-29, in the fieldhouse and Klier, 29. Klier has played valu­ last Saturday evening. able defensive ball to thwart the oppo­ George Sobek, sophomore, and Rex sition.—Eddie Huff Bengal Bout Finals—Weeks of THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC 15

Off Bengal Swingfest Splinters From The Pressbox hy Frank Aubrey of unknowns. Upsets are the rule rather than the exception. Requirements are few. To insure the The question has been bandied about nowadays is an aifront to the great physical soundness of all competitors, recently 'Why don't we have a hockey Irishmen like Jim Farley, Frank Mur­ Mr. Dominic Napolitano, instructor and team around here?' Before jumping to phy, Joe McCarthy, and the rest. Do trainer of all fighters, requires that each we expect them to lay about them with wrong conclusions and immediately ad­ man secure a medical approval from a club if somebody opposes them or Dr. James McMeel, and that from then ministering a verbal bastinado to the kicks their shins? on each man train seriously until the persons, places, or things to blame for Let the absence of an indoor rink be day of the first bouts. this delinquency, let us take time for a no handicap. Weather permitting and For freshmen and any upper classmen short, pocket-sized history of the whys God willing, a home schedule could be who have little experience but Avish to and why-nots we do or don't have cer­ played on our lake-side rink. If not, enter, Mr. Napolitano will conduct spe­ tain sports here. Who knows, it may we must necessarily contract games with cial classes in boxing on week nights in schools possessing a machine-age rink. put us in a better frame of mind for the Memorial. "Nappy's" experience Then we at least could play the game. has aided many a novice in the climb accepting philosophically the ultimate, Usually, we do have sufficient cold toward a championship recognition. unconditional "no" in answer to our weather here to afford several weeks of Jerry Eyan is a good example of a be­ puckish request. (Well j'^ou asked for it.) skating and thereby worry over the pos­ ginner who clicked due to hard work sibilities of hockey practice can be vir­ and a fine instructor. Apparently the conditions appropriate tually eliminated. Besides you can't The weight groups are 115, 125, 145, for inaugurating various sports are expect to start off with the best of every­ 155, 165, 175, and heavj'Aveight. Any­ widely divergent in nature. For in­ thing— manufactured ice, warm locker one, whether a midget or a giant, can stance, the school does not sponsor a rooms, the band playing 'The Skaters' find a division to suit his physical varsity crew for geographical reasons, Waltz,' and a full house banked around structure. that is, no sizable body of water or reas­ the rink. In the days when Rockne et al onably navigable stream exists for ideal were putting Notre Dame on the foot­ Incentive to win is given by the spe­ rowing conditions. We haven't had a ball map, as Rock said, the boys had to cial monogram sweaters given to all swimming team for the reason that take the good with the bad. finalists. The letters "N D" are set in a Notre Dame had no swimming pool up pair of yellow boxing gloves to indicate until a few months ago. Incidentally, that "Fightin' Irish" have won them. the primary condition would be an eco­ To each contestant a bronze medal ^vill nomic one if you account for the ab­ After we returned from our happy be given for pai-ticipation, win or lose. sence of a pool. Then, too, we have vacation we were saddened to learn that An incentive to attend the bouts is had no boxing or wrestling teams for everybody's vacation had not been so the fact that all receipts are turned over the same reason—^facilities were inade­ fortunate. Over in the gym we noticed to the Holy Cross. Missions in Bengal, quate, though we suppose they are suit­ four new white hairs on the head of India. The tenth year should be one of able now. Finally, we have no polo George Keogan — which were definitely the most successful. An anniversary is team, and this might be due to a cultural not there when we left. Drifting about the best time to make something a real or social condition. Let's not be hypo­ we learned the causes of these unwel­ success.—John Patterson critical about it, but admit that the polo- come heralds of old age, calamity, and playing set does not flourish in the hardy infirmity. Tossing about in the ava­ lanche of words were the phrases—lack Indiana climate. of height, inexperience, no vacation for Along this line of thinking—'no facil­ the players, up against unbeaten teams, ities, no sport,' we run into an excep­ etc' It seems white hair number one tion to the rule. We have no hockey appeared suddenly one night in Ann team. But why not? We have the ice Arbor while those thereabouts were sit­ (outdoors at least); we have the play­ ting in at the demise of an Irish six- ers; we have the interest. With all this game winning streak. We could under­ on the affirmative side, what can the stand that since we knew Michigan had negatives say in rebuttal? Well, vague­ five starters back from last year and ly we do remember hearing the remark they had beaten us then. Another one that intercollegiate hockey was ostra­ of Southern Cal's unconquerable teams cized almost at its inception here by the came to town next, and left the way decree of a president of the University. they had come. We could understand He said he could see no future here at that N.U. won their last annual quota of Notre Dame for a sport which "put a sports contests from us before a par­ shillelagh in the hands of an Irishman." tisan crowd in Patten Gyro. We could Begorra, that remark must have bin understand that too. Illinois beat us be­ made in the daze whin we Irish were cause we got only three baskets in the fresh from the auld sod^an' the rail­ first half. We could not understand roads were buildin'—an', sure iny broth that: So why the four white hairs? of a lad would be-labor the livin' day­ George should have only one. Pull 'em lights out of the spalpeen whut crossed out, George, and let's start fresh, with him. Credence to such an idle remark Wildroot and Kentucky. of Training lie ahead. 16 THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC Irish Hockey Introducing SyPeteSheehan Winter came to Notre Dame over the holidays and with it the annual hockey problem. For years all students from above Earl Brown and was in action every Gene Klier played high school basket­ the Mason-Dixon line, who owned a ball do^vn in Washington, Ind., where he game. This season he has teamed with pair of skates and a stick rejoiced with is still referred to as, "the coach's head­ Eyan and both of them seem to be cer­ the fr-eezing of the lake, and for years ache." This is no reflection on Gene's tain of their starting positions for the these enthusiasts have been sadly disap­ basketball ability. He was selected on remainder of the season. pointed in the local ice activities. Reg­ every possible all-star team during his ularly the more ambitious of the players senior year. Long shots were his spe­ Gene came to Notre Dame to study and play basketball. He has fulfilled have fostered a movement to • obtain cialty and holding down high scoring University backing, but in recent years forwards was his hobby. these duties so faithfully that he has had little time for any other activities. any advancement made with frowning In fact it was Gene's greatness that The spotlight, he believes, is something authority has been slapped back by an caused his coach so much concern. The to be avoided. Banquets are his pet early spring. worried mentor never sat It seems that there was a time when quietly on the bench until Notre Dame was ready to step onto the Gene walked out on the floor ice in a big way. The high point of to take his warm-up shots. the program was to be an eastern Christ­ The cause of Klier's eccen­ mas trip; however, the boys seemed to tricity, and. the coach's gray be starting out a bit too fast and got so hair, was Gene's love for badly tangled in the Ivy league that the hunting. He belonged to a authorities deemed it wise to limit the parly of coon hunters and winter sports activities to handball and coons, like owls and formal bowling. attire, come out at night. Consequently Gene would be The Irish icemen got to work two win­ playing basketball while he ters ago and upon obtaining the school's was thinking of the night's backing went to Illinois and in spite of expedition. As soon as the their lack of practice won, 1-0. Thus gun had sounded he would ended their '38 season — successfully. make for the dressing room, Last winter again a team was assem­ don his hunting togs and bled and a return engagement was proceed to make life miser­ played with the Illini, who avenged the able for the racoons. previous defeat, 6-0. These himtsmen would usu­ This year newspapers carrying prom­ ally stray far from home ises of a new deal in meteorological and when Gene would return, cycles fanned the ever-present spark of his team would be trailing the hockey players and they set out on by a few baskets. Whenever their campaign for University action on the team traveled, however, the question. Realizing the problems they were forced to depart involved the players are ready to com­ without their star. But Gene pete with local clubs if an intercollegi­ always found a ride and ate schedule is found impossible. One never missed more than the of the players of the historic "game-a- first half. His teammates year" team remarked, "We've got tiie never became angry with spirit out there, all we need is Univer­ sity cooperation. At present we haven't him because his presence was just what aversion. they needed for that last minute rally. even got the rink we had last year — During summer vacations Gene has maybe the boards are on the bottom. Inhabitants of this basketball - mad toiled as a railroad laborer, life-guard, If we could only get some sort of coach community spend the afternoons around and swimming pool manager. Last June to keep order 'and system—as it is now, the cracker barrel in a speculative mood. he spent ten days at Culver attending anybody with a stick wants to swing it Most of them maintained that Klier the Red Cross Swimming School. These and we don't even play shinny — we would join Frank Buck's entourage aft­ ten days. Gene asserts, were the hardest could work up a team capable of repre­ er his graduation but Gene's ambition to he has endured. senting the school." become a metallurgist and his love for basketball prompted him to put aside his Statistics: Full name — Eugene Paul gun. Among those remaining from the Klier. Bom January 4, 1919 at Flora, team of last year are Don Stapleton, Gene came to Notre Dame in '36 after 111. Moved to Washington, Ind., in 1923. Jim Brown, Jack Frost, and Jack Mc- he had been picked on the All-Southern Height, 6 feet, 1 inch. Weight, 185 Intyre. With a large number of pro­ Indiana Athletic Conference team. Along pounds. Gene will receive his degree spective players coming down to infor­ with Ertel, Ellis, and company, he im­ from the College of Engineering in June mal practices there is no lack of mate­ mediately made life more difficult for and would like a position as a metallurg­ rial. Chet Grant has been the coach Moir, Nowak and Meyer. As a sopho­ ist in the steel industry. A basketball in the past, and Father Kelleher has more he failed to win a monogram but playing brother will carry on at Notre been eager in offering his aid to the last year he substituted for Captain Dame. boys. - THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC 17

Swordsmen Open Season despite the fact that practice was sus­ second. Bill Bums of Alunmi finished pended for the holidays. in third place. Cotter's time in the 50- yard breast event was :31.9, breaking Here Against Detroit The tentative starting lineup is as fol­ his old mark of :32.4. Pollnow and lows : Foil — Gaither, Wallace, Harris, Notre Dame's fencing team will swing Larry Donovan of Lyons finished second Sayia, Schlafly; Sabre—Gavan, Smalley, into action tomorrow afternoon when and third. they face Detroit U. at 2:00 p.m. in the Donovan; Epee—Smalley, Corbett. Rob Levemier of Morrissey won the gymnasium in the opening match of the The schedule for the 1940 season 50-yard back stroke in :31.8 in the one season. Professor Walter M. Langford, follows: who this year succeeded Pedro de Lan- swimming event in which a new recoTd dero as coach, is somewhat hesitant Jan. 13 —Detroit at Notre Dame. was not established. The record of about stating the prospects for the sea­ Jan. 20-—^Northwestern at Notre Dame. :30.6 is also held by Levemier. John son. "We'll have a steady team," he Feb. 3-—Michigan State at East Lan­ Griffin of Badin and Bob Finneran were said, "but thus far I see no prospects sing. in second and third place respectively. of brilliancy. Then too, this early in Feb. 10-—Chicago at Chicago. Another record held by Hastings was the season we cannot possibly know the Feb. 17-—Ohio State at Columbus. cracked in the 50-yard free style. Tom calibre of our opposition." Feb. 24-—M i c h i g a n State at Notre Miller of Cavanaugh beat the record Dame. of :26.1 by only two-tenths of a second, On past performances the Irish fen­ Mar. 1-—Marquette at Milwaukee. in a time of :25,9. Hastings was sec­ cers should be favored over Deti'oit as Mar. 2-—Wisconsin at Madison. ond and Joe Haas of Zahm was third. they have four lettermen returning, who Mar. 16-—Washington at St. Louis. In the 75 yard medley, John Doerr set last year participated in victoi'ies over —Chuck Furrell a new mark of :49.6, bettering his old the lancers from the auto city. Coach record of :51 by :.1.4. Pollnow and Langford plans to use this opening Finneran trailed Doerr. Cotter scored match as a criterion by which to judge Rockne Memorial News a total of 184 points in the low-board his prospects for the remainder of the William Cotter of Dillon hall, who diving contest, in which there were eight season. Several inexperienced men will last Spring almost alone won the Inter- dives. Hoyer and Russell followed with square oif against the Detroit fencers hall championship for Lyons, annexed 163 and 135 respectively. There were and he is anxious to learn their reactions new swimming honors in the all-campus only six dives in the high diving. Cotter under fire. meet of December 13th, winning first scoring 134 points to Hoyer's 127 and 113 for Joe Geidemann of Badin. The four lettermen, Sayia, Gavan, place. Bill scored a total of 15 points, Smalley, and Donovan, are experienced finishing ahead of the other swimmers The newly created pool records in the fencers and have shown well in practice. in the 50-yard breast stroke, and in the meet compare very favorably with Inter­ Smalley is the only man participating in high board diving. Three contestants, collegiate records in various parts of two events, handling assignments in Lee Hastings and Frank PoUnow of the country. Taking into consideration both the sabre and epee. Other men Morrissey, and Tom Hoyer, Off-campus, that the competitors trained under tiieir will have single assignments. This as­ tied for second place with six points own ititiative, the times turned in were sures a well-balanced team with no one apiece. Four records were broken in exceptionally good. man bearing the brunt of the work. The the five swimming events of the meet. Robert Russell, off-campus freshman, team as a whole is in excellent shape, Robert Russell, off-campu, won the 100- bettered the 100 yard time made in ttie having trained since early October, with yard free style in -.57.5, bettering the Mid-West Conference meet in 1939 by no letdown during Christmas vacation old record of Hastings who finished one-tenth of a second. He swam the distance in :57.5 Tom Miller of Cavanaugh, also a freshman, broke the Missouri Valley Conference record of :25.7 in the 50- yard event in establishing a new Rockne Memorial pool record. Miller's time was :25.9, or eight-tenths of a second fast­ er. However, it is nothing to get ex­ cited about as they swim the same dis­ tance in :23.1 in the Western Confer­ ence; :24.1 in the Bix Six, and :24.3 in the Pacific Coast.

Doubles Handball Entry closes Monday in the first dou­ bles handball tournament ever held at the Memorial. Already 23 doubles teams have signed up. Judging tram the type of play in the recent singles meet, this tourney should prove very interesting. Squash Monday is also the deadline for entry in the singles squash tourney. The en­ try is light thus far and all players are urged to get their names in before Men- Irish fencers open a new season with a new coach 18 THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC

day. Both last year's champion, George FACES HARD SCHEDULE son and New York City, defeated Wil­ Alfs, and the runner-up, Duke Murphy, liam Reagan for the presidency. The new have signified their intentions of fighting vice-president is George Dreier of Zahm it all over again. and Oakland, Calif., who came out on Senior Lifesaving top over William Carroll. Gail Fitch, Ed Slezak, swimming director, has Jr., of Zahm and Oak Park, HI., the new asked that all those interested in taking secretary, won over Joseph O'Dea; and an American Red Cross senior lifesav­ Fred Neagle of Freshman Hall took ing course or preparing for an instruc­ Walter McNamara for the treasurer's tor's course, please file their entry card job. at the Rockne Memorial. Date and time Freshman student council officers of course will be announced shortly. were: Steve Puffer, Zahm; Neil Green, —John E. Lewis Breen-Phillips; William Heam, Cava- naugh; and John Kelly, Brownson and Trackmen Face Hardest Freshman. A student council election committee, Schedule This Season headed by Dave Sprafke, has charge, A depleted squad, including only 10 and deserves great credit. There was of last year's 22 monogram winners, no bloodshed although 500 votes were provides the nucleus for Notre Dame's cast. representation in the initial track meet of the 1940 season, against Mai-quette Local Boys Make Good here the first week in February. "Prospects indicate that the schedule On WBBM "Bull Session" this year will be the hardest a Notre Two Notre Dame juniors, John Dame team has ever encountered," O'Loughlin of Bangor, Me., and Fred­ Coach Nicholson commented. erick HoU of Honesdale, Pa., will repre­ Heading the list of 10 monogram win­ sent the University on CBS's regular ners returning are: Ted Leonas, high John P. Nicholson Saturday noon "bull session," on Janu­ jumping ace, Steve Coughlin and Bob ary 13 over Station WBBM, Chicago. Saggau, sprinters, Dave Reidy, hurdler, Class of 1943 Elects The program is sponsored by De Paul and John Dean, pole vaulter. Two mid­ University, and two representatives each dle distance men will raove into longer Maloney President from that school and Loyola University races, the coach announced. The Class of 1943 may now rest in will also be on the program. The sub­ Kenny Collins, a quarter-miler a year peace, or make a name for itself, as the ject to be discussed is, "Working One's ago, will run the half mile while Curt case may be. They have chosen their Way Through College—Its Advantages Hester, one of the best half-milers, will officers, all of them, after a bit of cam­ and Disadvantages." compete in the mile run. paigning, and a great deal of shouting Both Notre Dame students are mem­ Other monogram men back are: Hank and predicting. The elections wei'e an­ bers of the varsity debating team, and Halpin, quarter-mile. Bob Lawrence, nounced a week ahead of time, and both are in the College of Commerce. hurdler, and Tom O'Reilly, high jump. gradually the news spread, until it final­ Mr. O'Loughlin is a member of the Red Martin, Bill Bogan, and Scully are ly reached the freshmen. After a day Commerce Forum and the Wranglers. leading candidates for Greg Rice's suc­ or so sinking in, it brought sudden and Mr. HoU is in the band and a member cessor in the two-mile run. A trio of violent results. Posters blossomed, inter- of Howard Hall's championship interhall football linemen. Cliff Brosey, Ed Sulli­ hall tickets were drawn up, and knowing debating team. van, and Herky Bereolos, head the shot talk was bruited about, concerning "the putters. Joe Olbrys is a half-miler football crowd," "Brownson unity," New Records Available while Bill Tucker leads the broad jump­ "the Chicago bloc," and such. Marvel­ ers. Leading new-comers are: George ous organizations were built in 24 hours Phonograph facilities in Washington Schiewe, Ray Roy, and Joe Prokop, — "sure-fire winners," — which died a Music hall are available to all students sprinters and hurdlers. quiet death the next day. each afternoon, Monday through Friday, In addition to Marquette, the Irish from 1:15 to 2:15. Several famous will participate in the Butler Relays and The preliminaries and December 12 symphonies as well as prominent vo,cal will meet Michigan State, Indiana, and finally rolled around, and the crowd in­ numbers can be heard. Included in the Michigan. A complete schedule for this vaded the Dining Hall basement. There repertoire are selections by Beethoven, season's track campaign is not available they chose their nominees. The follow­ Tschaikowsky and othed noted compos­ at the present time.—Bill Scanlan ing Thursday saw the finals in progress, ers. Lawrence Tibbett is among the but this time the results were more pre­ vocal soloists. New records are being dictable. The class' opinion had solidi­ added to the library each week, and "SCRIP" NEXT WEEK fied, or been solidified, with the help of students may play their own selections THE SCHOLASTIC will not appear a poster here and there, and an offer to if they desire. again imtil Friday, Feb. 2. How­ bring Ann Sheridan to next year's Soph­ ever the second issue of Scrip, the omore Cotillion. Optimistic lad, — the Speech Profs Convene campus literary quarterly, will ap­ nominee who promised that. pear next Friday afternoon. Two faculty members of the Depart­ THE SCHOLASTIC extends sincere However, after the dust cleared, the ment of Speech, Professors William J. sympathy to Scrip Editor John Dining Hall basement emptied, and all Coyne and Ronald C. Cox, attended on Meaney on the recent death of his posters were torn down (or almost all), Dec.. 27, 28, and 29, the annual con­ father. the following results appeared. Anthony vention of the National Association of Maloney, freshman trace ace of Brown- Teachers of Speech in Chicago. THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC 19

Howard 4-Time Winner inations, the remaining pictures of the training period they gain their comiius- Senior class will be taken. Any seniors sions as second lieutenants and their Of Interhall Debates missed during this period will not be wings as full-fledged Army Air Corps Ralph A. Gerra, chairman, has an­ included in the Dome. Following this, flyers. nounced that Howard Hall won the final pictures of remaining campus organiza­ tions will be taken. Of the 400 men at the Glendale school interhall debate on Deb. 15, and now 300 are receiving training as mechanics has possession of the silver cup. The Carty also announced that any organ­ and the remainder as flying cadets. The topic was: "Resolved: That the United izations wishing to have snap-shots of base was established in the Army's re­ States should follow a policy of strict their dances in the Dome, should see cent expansion program.—Jack Dmges military and economic isolation toward him. all nations outside the Western Hemi­ Jack Burke, snap - shot editor, an­ sphere, engaged in armed international nounced that Quentin J. O'Connell of Interhall League Opens and civil conflict." Jack Walsh, Jack Chicago won the award of $2.50 for pic­ Burke, and Fred HoU upheld the win­ tures of the Cleveland trip. With Close Contests ning negative side for Howard Hall; and —Don Heltzel The Inter-Hall basketball league got Bob Coleman, Neil McCarthy, and underway last Monday and Tuesday Roger Young upheld the losing side for nights at the Rockne Memorial with Morrissey Hall. Ex-Notre Dame Student eight games being played. The closest This ended the two months' series of Trains at Randolph Field of these was the contest between Sorin interhall contests begun in October, and and Zahm, with the seniors ekeing out a A report from the Army Air Corps conducted by the Wranglers, whose 25 to 24 victory. Training Detachment, Glendale, Calif., members coached each hall team and brings news that Edward J. Tuma of Other results in the heavy division judged all debates. The tall silver cup, Lonsdale, Minn., and a former student follow: Howard 22, Carroll 15; Walsh given annually to a winning hall for at Notre Dame has successfully complet­ 34, Dillon 22; Cavanaugh 20, St. Ed­ one year's possession, has been won ed primary training as an Army pilot ward's 14; Lyons 39, Breen-PhilKps 22; four times by Howard Hall, and twice and will leave at once for the "West Brownson 34, Off-Campus 19; Alumni each by Morrissey and Brownson, out of Point of the Air," Randolph Field, 33, Morrissey 21; Badin 21, Freshman a total of 13 years. There are only two Texas. 16. . spaces left for winners' names, and at best Howard can only be tied. What Flying cadets, enlisted under the The schedule for next week and imtil will happen in 1942 will have to be de­ Army's current expansion plan, spend after examinations is as follows: Heavy­ cided by the Wranglers iff the future, three months at Grand Central Fljing weight Division, Monday, Jan. 15—7:45, according to Chairman Gerra. school in primary training. Survivors Howard vs. Sorin, and Carroll vs. Zahm; of the "weeding out" process then go to 8:45, Walsh vs. St. Edward's, and Dillon Randolph Field for three months' basic vs. Cavanaugh; Wednesday, Jan. 17, Oratory Contest Pays training, followed by three months' ad­ 7:45, Lyons vs. Brownson. and Breen- vanced instruction at Kelly Field, Texas. Phillips vs. Off-Campus; 8:45, Alumni Winners Cash Awards At the end of this nine month's total vs. Badin, and Morrissey vs. Freshman. The Goodrich - Cavanaugh Oratorical Contest will be held in the middle of February. Prizes are money awards of $100, $36, and $15 to the winners of first, second, and third places, respec­ tively. This contest is open to any under­ graduate student of the University. Ora­ tions must be original, and must deal with the fundamentals of American Government, — particularly the Decla­ ration of Independence and the Consti­ tution of the United States. Professors Albert L. Doyle and Frank W. Kelly, of the Department of Speech, have charge of the contest. They rec­ ommend that those who desire to enter should hand in their names to some W. Kelly, of the department of speech, as soon as possible. Further details will be announced later.

O'Connell Wins Dome Photography Prize Thomas Carty, editor of the Dome, an­ nounced that the pictures of the indi­ vidual members of the Junior class have been taken and sent to the engraver. For four days, after the semester exam­ 'Yassuli, clem Irish tackles is too tongli for mer* 20 THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC

"mimm. Busy Theatre Season For Washington Hall

i- The new year's parade of educational enteitainment is ready to march across To jielp them y^ the stage of Washington Hall, Begin­ ning with a University Glee Club con­ cert on Jan. 14, the campus theatre's program will offer noteworthy musi­ cians, lecturers, dancers and various other types of entertainers for student appreciation. Lieutenant Wev of the United States Coast Guard will come to Notre Dame Jan. 17 to lecture on the Coast Guard's service—^past, present, and future. Mo­ vies illustrating the Guards in action will accompany the lecture. The world-touring Don Cossack group of choristers and dancers will be pre­ sented on Jan. 24. This is the second American tour of General Platoff's cel­ ebrated Russian enemble. The Cossacks were honored in America last year by being the only artists chosen to inaugu­ rate the music season of the Golden Gate International Exposition. The month of February will bring South Bend's Chester Bragg, "the man of a thousand hobbies," Frank Sheed, noted lecturer and publisher, and Vir- gilio Lazzari, noted basso singer. Early spring promises include George Kendall, lecturing on the opening of King Tutankamen's tomb, and the re­ nowned Tony Sarg Marionettes. This year the Marionettes will offer their own version of the story of Robin Hood.

Consecration Recalls ... Bell Telephone engineers Feat of Archbishop In 1931, the late Pius XI wished to developed a better microphone publish an condemning the Italian government. The then Rt. Rev. Monsignor Francis E. Spellman smug­ gled the document—^tucked in a secret pocket of his bag—^into France.. It was ID you realize that much of the technique of Monsignor Spellman who, as Auxiliary D radio broadcasting is an outgrowth of Bell System Bishop of Boston, delivered the bacca­ research? Through the years. Bell Telephone Labora­ laureate sermon here in 1935. tories and Western Electric (manufacturing unit of the System) havx produced many advanced types of equip­ Glory ment for better broadcasting. Blue veils of gas float over the hills And settle in tranquil seas over the One of the most recent is the Western Electric valleys. Cardioid Microphone. Built on revolutionary princi­ Gas sifts like fine slanting rain through ples, it is now helping many stations to put your the thick orchards, Sears the leaves brown. favorite programs on the air at their best. Just one The guns rattle and spray lead over more Bell System contribution to your daily life. unseen bodies Lying in grooved gutters fertile with gas. Lights twist into aching rainbows Arching over the reality of young death. iO"e '"O'^e o^'e'"'^ Rc'es *o Dawn comes with creeping glory >$• c 'v "" c T Over broken bodies lying in the wheat And fertilizing stalked bread with blood. —^WALTEB HAGEN, JB. THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC 21 <«OI= net The Notre Dame Council of the OUR DAILY BREAD The Men's Store Knights of Columbus will sponsor a ae* dance on Saturday night, Jan. 20, at the LITURGY Progress Club in South Bend. Only council members will be allowed to at­ Epiphany, the Christmas of the Gen­ tend. Tickets to the dance, which is to tiles, is the showing forth of the Christ- Remodeling be informal, are selling for 50 cents. God, the Christ-man, the Christ-King. and Bill Eegan and John O'Laughlin are co- All this is implicit in the words of the chairmen for the dance. Magi: "Where is he that is bom King of the Jews? For we have seen his star Expansion Last night the officers of the Notre in the East, and are come to adore him." Dame K. of C. Council held a joint (Matthew 2.2) meeting with members and officers of Everything about the birth of Christ SALE the La Porte Council at the Knights of was insignificant, obscure, save the An­ Columbus offices in La Porte, Indiana. gels' message which only the shepherds heard. In simple wonder at this myster­ ious manifestation they must needs adore. "The glad tidings" the Angels CLUBS brought were not for the shepherds alone but ''to all the people." (Luke 2, 10) as Isaias (60, 1) had foretold: Round Table: Next Monday evening "Arise, O Jerusalem; for thy light is In the near future we will start Professor Thomas B. Campbell will talk come, and the glory of the Lord is risen work on our store — remodel­ before the Eound Table on some phase upon thee!" So Herod came to know, and ing and installing new equip­ of economic history. Following his talk he told the High Priests, and presently ment — new, modern front, etc. the organization will discuss activity flowed the first blood of martyrs, the Everything in our stock of ready- plans for the remaining school year. made garments: Shirts, Ties, Holy Lmocents. Wanton waste indeed, Hats, etc. are now on sale and Pittsburgh: On Thursday, Dec. 28, 44 for "No earthly crowd he comes to take, must he sold at once. undergraduates of the Pittsburgh-Notre who heavenly kingdoms doth bestow." Dame club were guests of the alumni at (Vespers Hymn for Epiphany) The Pre­ a luncheon held in the Army-Navy room face of the Mass for Epiphany couples of Hotel Henry in Pittsburgh. John J. his manifestation with our own glorifica­ Your choice of any Ready-Made Ryan, *28, president of the alumni, and tion:: "When thine only begotten Son Suit or Overcoat Edward G. Huff, '40, president of the showed himself in the substance of our club, were the principal speakers. mortal nature, he restored us by the Group I Group II new light of his own immortality." On the evening of January 1 the Christmas Dinner-Formal was held in $24.50 $28.50 Mass Calendar: January 14-20 the Chatterbox of the Hotel William Group III Penn. Johnny Long's orchestra enter­ Sunday, H—Second after Epiphany. $32.50 tained the guests. The proceeds of this 2d prayer, St. Hilary, Bishop, Confessor, affair went to an academic scholarship Doctor; 3d, St. Felix, Priest, Martyr; Group IV Group V fund. 4th Against Persecutors and Evil Doers. $34.50 $37.50 Monday, 15—St. Paul the First Her­ Sociology: The Notre Dame EeaUsts mit, Confessor. 2d prayer, St. Maurus, of the department of sociology held a Abbot; 3d, Against Persecutors and Evil OTHER READY-MADE SUITS, business meeting last Monday for the Doers. TOPCOATS and OVERCOATS Tuesday, 16—St. Marcellus L Pope, ^42.50 and up Martyr. 2d prayer, Bl. "Virgin; 3d, the Church or the Pope; 4th, Against Perse­ No charge for alterations. EXCELLENT FOOD cutors, etc. Votive or . Wednesday, 17—St. Anthony, Abbot and Mass: Os justi (in Conomon) Gospel Gloves 20% off Pajamas 20% off PERFECT SERVICE proper. 2d prayer. Against Persecutors Shirts 20% off Hosiery 20% off and Evil Doers. Hats 20% off Robes 331/3% off Thursday, 18—St. Peter's Chair at in the newly decorated Rome. 2d prayer, St. Paul; 3d, St. Pris- One Group of SHIRTS — ca. Virgin, Martjrr; 4th Against Perse­ (values ^2 to ^3.50) ^1.65 cutors, etc. Credo. Preface of the Bavarian Room Apostles. All Suits fitted by O. M. Rasmussen Luncheon and Dinner Friday, 19—Sts. Marius, Martha, and Companions, Martyrs. 2d prayer, St. Ca­ v»e aev at the nute IV. King, Martyr; 3d, Bl. Virgin; 4th, Against Persecutors, etc. Votive or Renfronz - kasmussen Requiem. 106-108 S. Mam St. HOTEL LaSALLE Saturday, 20—St. Fabian, Pope and (Opposite Court House) Corner LaSalle and Michigan Saint Sebastian, Martyrs. 2d prayer. Against Persecutors and Evil Doers. 22 THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC purpose of electing a membership and Youngstown program committee. Elected to the pro­ The campus Youngstown Club held gram committee were: James Moylan, its annual Christmas dance on Decem­ Chicago; Donald HosinsM, South Bend; ber 27 at the Stambaugh Auditorium in and Alexander Tihay, Aurora, 111. Youngstown. Music for the dance was For your —Don Heltzel furnished by Larry Funk and his Band of a Thousand Melodies. A song written Satisfaction especially for the club was featured, with Betty Harris singing the lyrics. and Pleasure! RECORDS from RODIN'S Four varsity football men attended the dance: Joe DeFranco, Jim Brutz, John O'Brien, and Chuck Riffle. Each varsity Complete Stock DECCA man was given a small football as a door 35c each — 3 for $1.00 prize. A large crowd attended the dance, the most successful in the history Examine our stock of DECCA of the club. complete albums. A formal dinner party was held at the Hotel Ohio in Youngstown, on New EMERALD ROOM Year's Day. This party was given in appreciation of the members' hard work and on the Christmas dance. After the tur­ key dinner the club members and their COFFEE SHOP RODIN'S guests enjoyed an evening of dancing. 132 N. Michigan Phone 4-1184 Needles and Record Accessories Open Saturday Evenings Metro'politan • Fine Service On the night of December 27, the Christmas holidays- reached their peak • Excellent Cuisine for the boys who make their homes in and around New York City. On that • Friendly Atnnosphere GLASSES PROPERLy FIHED night the Metropolitan Club staged the biggest dance in their history. Prompt­ ly at nine p.m. the delightful sti'ains of George Olson's music filled the beautiful 1900 Belvedere Room of the Hotel Astor. Among those present were many star athletes, old and new, prominent mem­ DR. J. BURKE bers of the Notre Dame Club of New DR. W. G. BOGARDUS York, and many well-known figures of For many years DR. E. C. BEERY other Catholic colleges in the East. At one a.m. President Doug Bangert intro­ "The Oliver" has been Optometrists and Mfg. Opticians duced some of the prominent guests, the outstanding after which Paul Lillis, varsity tackle, 228 South Michigan St. awarded the door prize—a. football auto­ favorite of South Bend, Ind. graphed by the members of the 1939 Notre Dame men squad. and Among the many girls present was Joan Halladane who accompanied Myles Notre Dame guests. Walsh, general chairman; Miss Jane ICE SKATES Clark, guest of John Martin, financial Nestor, Johnson and Spalding chairman; and Miss Dorothy Haus, Queen of the Ball, who was the guest $3.50 to $9.95 of Doug Bangert. Miss Haus is a stu­ dent of Notre Dame College of Mary­ land. In addition to being a huge social suc­ Featuring Hard Toe cess, a satisfactory profit was reported. We invite Doug Bangert expressed the desire to you to try our Hockey Skates increase the present scholarship award $5.95 to $7.50 from 100 to 200 dollars. This is one of FINE SEA FOODS the Club's most creditable activities and is a new and desirable effort among — the best to be campus clubs. The success of the found any Christmas Dance is an accurate reflec­ SONNEBORN'S tion of the fine spirit and cooperation place. SPORT GOODS that exists among the boys of the Metro­ 121 West Colfax Avenue politan area. A very active winter pro­ gram is planned by the administration. THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC 23 No Armor BuUet-Proof pare the information and statistics gath­ than that. In the whole gamut of errors ered here with those observed last year concerning his nature, from the cnidesft Against Cosmic Rays at Texas University, in Austin, to see animism on through magic, fetishism, if there are regional differences. totemism and nature worship to the The next time you spy one of those vague conception of God as a kind of propaganda stories in the papers describ­ On the Central Missouri State Teach­ world soul, the whole emphasis or over­ ing a bomb-proof shelter that is abso­ ers College campus, cornerstones of all emphasis has been placed on his active lutely safe against all kinds of projec­ but one campus building bear the Mas­ presence in things and men. To the tiles, just turn the page and continue onic emblem. primitive He is ever the Creator, the your reading, for '"taint so." The Rev. Life-Giver, the Law-Giver, the Power, James Baldwin, C.S.C., professor of phy­ however hidden, however mysterious and sics, will attest to that. He knows, for YOUR RELIGION ill-defined, behind all other powers that he's been doing a bit of detective work manifest themselves in the world of ex­ in counting these projectiles. Religion is essentially active, dynamic, perience. And in the Christian concep­ Strange enigmas of nature, these transforming, creative. This is so tion, which is the completion and recti­ speeding missiles! They travel 186,000 whether you consider it in God its ob­ fication of all other conceptions. He is miles per second. Four and five feet of ject or in man whose mind it enlightens both immanent in the universe, present solid lead fails to stop some of them. In and whose will it fortifies or in the to all and in all by His illimitable fact, many have been detected 2,000 Church which teaches and administers essence, by His sustaining and concur­ feet below the surface of the eai-th and it or in society which is made both pos­ ring power, and by His all-piercing still going. Yet they are so small that sible and peaceful in the measure in knowledge, — immanent, but also trans­ it takes three hundred million of them which it recognizes its basic truths. cendent, containing all, contained by nothing. laid side by side to stretch along one In all the long history of religion, the inch. concept of a "do-nothing" God has When true understanding of God Now before some foreign spy breaks never exerted the least appeal. Nothing enters our minds, it does not and indeed his arm turning the page to get the ad­ is more foreign, even to the mind of the cannot, like the knowledge of so many dress of this paper with hopes of ­ primitive man's understanding of God other things, leave us indifferent. It ing our secret, I might add that these projectiles are harmless. If they weren't, we should have already felt their effects, for at this moment hundreds of them are zipping through our bodies at terrific ^"-""^"^^ Mtltt-3SiOC^tStCr CLOTHES — UNDER THIS speeds. Every square inch of the earth's MARK OF DISTINCTIVE QUALITY — ARE surface is pierced by at least thirty a minute. ALWAYS A SMART BUY. UlLOft*'^ The answer to this riddle is the cos­ mic ray. The man who can give you details is Father Baldwin, who has ex­ perimented with them at the Universities NOW — BECAUSE OF A SUCCESSFUL SELLING SEASON — of Chicago and Texas, and is now con­ WE OFFER YOU ^Wct = ^RocfieStCr SUITS AND TOPCOATS AT tinuing his work at Notre Dame. To de­ AN UNUSUAL PRICE .... tect these high-speed particles Father Baldwin is now building a piece of ap­ paratus which will be capable not only $ •OO of detecting the cosmic rays but actually counting individually the cosmic parti­ cles that flash past. Known as a "cosmic- OUR ENTIRE REMAINING STOCK OF telescope" this apparatus consists of FAMOUS ^Wcr=3Rocftefl!tcr CLOTHES IS four "counters" placed one below the INCLUDED IN THIS SPLENDID OFFER. other in a glass tube. As a cosmic par­ ticle passes through the tube, despite its blinding speed, its passage through each SHETLAND TWEEDS AND FINE WORSTEDS IN 3-BUTT6N of the counters is recorded. The "tele­ BROOKS MODELS ALL INCLUDED AT . - . S33 scope's" principle of detection works FINE, RARE WOOL FLY FRONT COATS . . S33 along the same principle as the "electric eye." The experiments with the cosmic ray follow the general purpose of the entire PARKER - WINTERROWD (upstairs shop) study of economics, namely, to check the 115'/^ - i I7V2 North Main Street theoretical equations which have been theorized by other scientists. Because the science of cosmic rays is new, any information as to mistakes in these the­ WE INVITE YOU TO CALL AT OUR UPSTAIRS SHOP oretical averages or the discovery of OR SEE OUR CAMPUS REPRESENTATIVES: new elements in the cosmic particle would be invaluable to the study of phy­ GEORGE L. HAITHCOCK—MAIN BLDG. TAD" HARVEY—11 MORRISSEY HARRY STEPHENSON—109 SORIN JACK DEMOSS—309 SORIN sics. Father Baldwin, who has observed the action of the rays in this region of the United States for a year, will com­ 24 THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC either creates a i-evolution followed by reproach you as persistentlj' as rejected TAN WOOL scarf lost in East Dining a complete reorientation of our thought mother love. Hall, Sunday at Dinner. Return to and action, or a rebellion as against a How could it be otherwise? God Who Tom Atkins, 127 Breen-Phillips. Re­ force which disturbs the easy-going ways is religion's first source and supreme ob­ ward. of our self-love and self-indulgence. As ject, must claim to be what He is. He Our Lord, Himself the source and foun- must be a jealous God. He cannot with­ tainhead of religious ti-uth and the living out contradicting Himself brook a rival. model of the religious "way of living, de­ Because He is the Supreme Good, He RECORDS from RODIN'S clared: "Either you are for Me or cannot suffer us to subordinate our lives against Me," so it can be said of religion to anything less worthy than Himself. as possessed by the minds of men: either Because He has revealed to us the full­ you accept it and so make its teachings ness of religious truth, He cannot permit VICTOR - BLUEBIRD the supreme motive of your living, or us to be content with mere fragments from 35c you set up a resistance to it and, in of it. Because He loves us. He cannot Saint John's phrase "prefer darkness to bear to leave us orphans. Largest Stock in Michiana light." At any rate, even though you So He built us a home. He set up His reject it, it will return again and again tabernacle on earth. His Church, and • Musical Masterpieces to disturb you; it will give you no peace; placed over it Peter as His vice-regent, • Symphonies it will dog your footsteps and silently to whom He gave full authority and the • Concertos injunction to teach all men till the end of time what He Himself had taught. • Opera Peter, li^^ng on in his successors, has not been idle. The Church over which He presides is not a "do-nothing" "It pays Church. She too is vigorous, creative, dynamic. She has gone forth from Jeru­ to always look Needles and Record Accessories your best" salem to the ends of the earth. Where her doctrines and her discipline have been accepted, she has transformed the RODIN'S life of the societies in which she has Go where N. D. Men Go! dwelt. Where she has been assailed — 132 N. 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stitution is possible. And when author­ ity is not from God Who, because He is the ultimate source of our being, is by that fact also the ultimate source of law I whose function it is to direct us to the end of our existence ? There is no power THE Headquarfers for Coco-Co/o, but from above. Who among men by HUDDLE Pipe Tobocco and Condy nature equal can claim that superiority over another necessary for the existence of authority? There are no supermen; I there is only God above mankind. From Him then alone can come the authority which animates and organizes the soci­ ety in which we live. No dull or dead theory then is your religion, but an ac­ tive, dynamic force for good in the indi­ vidual and in society itself. And it is active and vigorous and creative because it is a new life given to men, the life indicated by Our Redeemer when He yd^'^'^ said: "I am come that you may have life and that you may have it more abundantly. —Charles C. Miltner, C.S.C.

Juggler (Continued from page 11) For a while she talked as though I ought to pay her double because as she said my nails were not in the very best of shap. But we get to talkin about how good she is and that was evidently a subject in which she was very interested because she forgot all about wantin a good sized tip. She was tellin me about how all the men in the ofHce building liked to come to her to have their nails worked on, and how two of the men always kidded her about not cheatin them and holding their hands just as long as she did her other customers. Then she grabbed up a chisel and curled off little strips on the face of the nails. So she talked and worked and chewed gum all at the same time. All her regular cus­ tomers had been tremendously good to her this Christmas with presents and Everywhere Coca-Cola carries a conviction of quality. Four generations Specializing in the ex­ have known and enjoyed amination of the eyes, this drink. Millions of times a day, people the world over experience DR. E. J. CAIN the thrill of its taste and OPTOMETRIST SUCCESSOR TC- the refreshed feeling that ROGERS follows. THE PAUSE THAT R ETR^ Prompt Lens or Frame repair Bottled under authority of The Cbca-Cbb Co. bf service in our own laboratory. COCA-COLA BOHLING COMPANY OF SOUTH BEND 1107 Beyer Avenue 212 S. Michigan St. Phone 4-8251 Show appreciation of our advertisers by patronizing them. 26 THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC tips. Of course she said she was always ested in watching her whip off the dead glad to get new customers like myself skin with a small pair of sissors that I RECORDS from RODIN'S so I told her that I would come back in didn't hear everything she said. In fact two or three years for another manicure I was so interested that I only let out even if I didn't need it. My enthusiasm one yell when she looked out the window COLUMBIA-VOCALION must have carried me away. Some men, to'see if it was snowing and took off a she told me, only got a manicure when chunk of skin that wasn't so dead. from 35c they got married—^before the altar they Well, she whittled and cut and didn't need it and afterwards they scrubbed for quite some time. She was couldn't afford it. all for puttin some varnish on the nails 75c Brunswick Artists, now 50c She droned on and on, just like some but I put my foot down on that right professors I know, but I was so inter- away. If I had to have my fingers all Largest Stock in Michiana sissied up I was goin to have it done as inconspicuously as possible. T Now the question, Mr. Juggler, is— SLIDE, KELLY, SLIDE! is it safe for me to stay at the Univer­ RODIN'S sity now that Christmas vacation is over? If so, should I try to hide my 132 N. Michigan Phone 4-1184 stigma or should I bravely place my Open Saturday Evenings hands on the table and assume a "if-you- don't - like - it - you - know - what - you - can - do - about - it," attitude. Or, on the other hand, do you think Bill over in Badin sub could increase his intake if THE BOOK SHOP he put in a staff of manicurists? I will be anxiously awaiting your reply. Yours truly, BEN HUE

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"We're All Together Now," from the in Singapore." If Phil Brito's vocals same show. I haven't seen the movie aren't marvelous, neither are they an­ PROFESSIONAL CARDS but I'm sure Herbeck plays them in the noying. Donahue plays songs as writ­ right spirit. ten which in itself is a rarity. H o a g y Cai-michael's "Vagabond Columbia has issued both a selection Dreams" has been done by Gene Krupa of popular Strauss waltzes and an album with "After All," and Irene Daye. of the Rediscovered Music of Johann They seem to get the most out of a Strauss. The former is by the Debroy song that has chiefly a good title and Somers Band of London; the latter by the "Stardust" tradition. "After All" is Howard Barlow and the C.B.S. Sym­ a better song, and Krupa forgets the phony. It's a shame to waste such beau­ Panther Room influence long enough to tiful music on your roommate, but you play some dance music. Benny Carter should have these. You'll know many does an even better job on "Vagabond of the melodies and enjoy them all. In­ Dreams," and his "Love's Got Me Down cidentally, Strauss music is helpful in Again" will keep you warm this winter. making you forget anji;hing from New J)r. 0. J. Al Donahue made a good dance rec­ Year's Eve to being as such. Try it! Registered Podiatrist—Foot Ailments ord of "My Silent Mood" and "Street —Bill Geddes 434 Associates - South Bend Office Phone 3-2574

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