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The Retort - Wednesday, September 30, 1992 Diversions 5 WEDNESDAY TiluRsimv FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY 30 1 2 3 4 5 6 Phi Beta Lambda Meeting Lecture: Peter Burtchell Music Club Meeting Beartooth Dayhike Study Break Movie Aerobics at 5 Music Club Executive Of- Gallatin Rm./ SUB "Enviromental Issues Yellowstone Rm./SUB Call Recreational Activites "Men At Work" Contact Rec. Activites ficers Meeting 4:00 p.m. of the 90's" 1:00 p.m. New Members For more information 2:30 pm, Petro Theatre for more information Gallatin Rm./SUB Petro Theatre, Welcome! 2:45 p.m. Jazz Ensembles play at 7:30 Get Involved!, support Casey's . Starting at 9pm. Music at Eastern! Noti€44.444, g4A4 Retail worker strikes back "Week Two for Health"- By day, I am the innocent little and a husband they want to come week, stay from open to close. Alcohol and Other Drug Awareness will begin on October Diversions Editor. By Night, I home to. Most retailers don't pay I've seen their job, and I don't 13 and last until October 16. As a part of this week, there am a Herberger Girl. This double overtime, and we punch a clock, just want it. They have to keep the store life has led to some interesting will be a "Quarter Beer Night" on Thursday, October 15 at like most people. We'll stay because running, and keep their "sales pro- conflicts of time and interest, but we have to, not because we want to. fessionals" (as we are called at 7:00 p.m. in the Rimrock Lobby. so far, it hasn't been entirely bad. I give credit to the management Herbergers) in line. This event will be held with the help of local distributors and My adventures in retail give team at my store because every Anyway, I promised someone all proceeds will go to a local alcohol and other drug me stuff to write about and one of them, at some point in the I'd do this, so I am. something to complain about to awareness programs. The event is being organized by my fellow Retort staff members. women who do that too. I'd love Student Action Team Network. Retail, despite the fact that it to see their kitchens. I also Student Action Team Network is lead by Dan McLuskie. looks easy, isn't. We put up with wonder if the people who do that are fanatic cleaners in their There will be a training program open to any interested a lot from our customers, good and bad. My pet peeves are few regular lives, but loose their minds students at 2:00 p.m. on Saturday in the Petro Lobby Study and far between, but they exist. when they go shopping. Room, After the training is over, students are encouraged My biggest one is the dressing Another thing that bugs me is to sleep over and get to know the rest of the group. rooms. We get little teeny-bopper when people who know we close shoppers in all the time. They at 9:00 sharp, linger around even Anyone with questions can call Dan at 657-2789. take six or seven different outfits after the "gate" is closed. This We invite you to join PHI BETA LAMBDA into the dressing rooms, parade happens in all the departments A Professional Business Association GAIN THE COMPETITIVE around a bit for the sake of ap- and in the opinions of some of the girls EDGE, Call Ernan Cortes @ 245-2179. pearances, then ditch every piece I've talked to, and myself, they tried on onto the floor, slung this is terribly rude. The people Northwest Folklife Festival Seeks Applicants precariously over the side of the who work in retail have lives of Northwest Folklife is seeking applicants for the 1993 North- dressing room, or hang them back their own, they are not like man- west Folklife Festival, May 28-31 in Seattle, Washington. This on the hangers in ways that would nequins that are stored in the give professional dry cleaners closet someplace. Some of them annual free celebration, held Memorial Day weekend at migraines. have put in eight or nine hour Seattle Center, features music, dance, food, crafts, dem- But, that's not limited to just days, go to school and must return onstrations and workshops representing the traditional arts the under 15 set. We have grown home to study, or have children of cultures around the world. Performers and craftspeople from Washington, Oregon, Idaho, Montana, Alaska and British Columbia are encouraged to apply. Rushing to excellence in his new book Applications will be mailed soon. Deadlines vary but are generally earlier than in previous years. The deadline for By Erik Johnson are in fact conservative." Rush claims that the media too frequently Retort Diversions Writer craft vendors is October 26, for food vendors, the Tradi- blames the wrong people for the country's social ills; that in most He's gauche. He's politically incorrect. He's provacative. He's cases it is the individual that is responsible for his/her own actions tional Artists Project and the Uncommon Market are in RUSH. Rush Limbaugh, whose radio talk show currently boasts the and that guilt-tripping and over-taxing innocent Americans is inher- January, 1993. The performer deadline is February 1, 1993. country's largest listening audience, and whose book, "The Way ently wrong. Volunteer applications are accepted on an ongoing basis. Things Ought To Be", is holding the number one slot on the definitive It's not the hard working, God fearing families that are destroying New York Times best seller list, is a social phenomenon. Although he America,he further suggests, but Liberals who exploit social issues To be placed on the application mailing list for any cat- maintains that his show is purely for amusement, he is nevertheless a to line their own pockets and promote a convenient moral relativism. egory, contact Northwest Folklife as soon as possible at monkey wrench in the machinery of liberalism. A staunch defender of And Rush, "the epitome of morality and virtue," is there to respond, (206) 684-7300. God, country, and capitalism, he rails on "long-haired, dope-smoking pleading, satirizing, and shocking. Faxes can be sent at (206) 684-7190, or you may reach maggot infested pinko liberals" and other enemies of "the way things Among the more controversial gimmicks used by Limbaugh on ought to be." He has been called a Nazi, a woman hater, a racist, a his three-hour program are "caller abortions" and "Safe Talk". In a them by writing 305 Harrison Street, Seattle, Washington ,, homophobe, and "the most dangerous man in America. caller abortion, unwanted callers are disconnected with a switch that 98109-4695. also triggers a recording of a vacuum cleaner mixed with a human Medieval Studies Presented by EMC Scholars "It's not the hard working, God scream, followed by Rush asking, "Did we get it all ?" Marcia Selsor and Dr. William Kamowski presented papers Practicing Safe Talk, he stretched a condom over his microphone fearing families that are destroying and began his talk with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, you are now protected. recently to the International Congress on Medieval Studies If I utter anything offensive, you will not be offended because the at Western Michigan University in Kalamazoo. America...but Liberals who who condom will screen it out. It will allow me to curse and you will be Dr. Kamowski's paper showed how the English poet safeguarded against any irresponsibility on my part." He points out "the reason my show practiced safe talk had nothing to do with the Chaucer changed an earlier story so that the talk told by exploit social issues to line their condom...it was because I had chosen not to say anything offensive the Man of Law in the Canterbury Tales reflects more of own pockets..." or profane...using a condom for safe talk or safe sex is an evasion of the church's survival in a dangerous world than upon the moral responsibility." survival of an individual saint. Whatever opinion one chooses to hold of Rush, several things are He speaks out on issues such as animal rights("have you seen how undeniable,one being that he's intellegent and well-read, able to hold animals treat each OTHER?") and holds Ronald Reagen in virtual "The Man of Law's Tale succeeds in representing astrology, his own in discussions with callers or political commentators such as worship. "Would the Soviet Union have collapsed without Reagen in providence, the divine plan and hierarchical system," he George Will and William F. Buckley Jr. Every weekday this "talent the White House ? No. (His) no-nonsense attitude scared them for the writes. on loan from God" presents his conservative views in a logical, first time. We showed that we could maintain a world-class defense stimulating fashion, treating callers with a respect and courtesy Selsor identified a series of paths taken to Santiago de and first-class economy. And we showed that the Soviets could not. unique to the national talk radio format. We starved them out." Compostela, a pilgrimage she calls "a phenomenon of He comments on the unexpected success of his show: "I had To find out what a "FemiNazi" is, or how to experience a social, religious, and cultural significance during the Middle underestimated just how liberal many people consider the dominant "Gorbasm", pick up a copy of his book or tune in to KBLG AM 910 Ages." media culture in America to be.