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taxl^lSO m lla around a city like BEST GENERAL NEWS WRITER; MEN'S SOTTBALL AWARDS; Jerry S. F. in a day is very tiring atKl Bob Ross, R A, R, j Dennis Charles, Adan, The Mint; Bob Fanagossi, many times damn boring. But Kalendan BIU Beardemphl, Roger Toad Hall; Kent Reeder, Sutter's what msdses it fun is everyday new Austen, SentineL Mill; Durwood Sabre, Twin Peaks; people and places. You never Dick Smith, Midnight Sun. know where and with whom you by John H e ^ e t BEST organizational FUNC­ will be driving. I picked up a few TIONS; Beainc Arts Ball, Cixm« WOMEN'S SCff'TBALL AWARDS; celebrities in 2 1/2 years of driving Circus, Coitilllon, En^eror's Stella J., Carrol, Peg's Place; 160,000 miles arouial this city. Coronation BaU, Golden Awards, Betty, Pat, Jubilee; GaiL Sidetrack. William Holden, Shirley McLaine, tfl! Well we have something new for you Great Depression Ditmer and Paul Newman and Joel Grey and in Kalendar. Areallstic top 10 in the Gay Dance, SIR's 10th anniversary. MEN'S BOWUNG AWARDS: Tom Joam Beimett to name a few, scene In San Francisco. Byers, Keith Kimzey, Chuck Morrow, I've become an expert on accents. BEST BAR ANNIVERSARY PARTY; Larry Overman, John Thompson. I used to not know a New Yorker What I've dome was contact most of the Boot Canqs, FeBe's, Kolqjlt, Mint, from an Irishman or a Japanese from hot D. J, s in the disco's in town and asked Phoenix, Ramrod, Twin Peaks. WOMEN'S BOWUNG AWARDS: a Chinese. Now I can tell an each one what they thought was the top 10 Mary Clark, Marie May, Natalie, Australian from an Englishman in their clubs. After recieving their list BEST BAR CONTEST; Mr. Acme, Joy, Golda and a Puerto Rican from a Mexicaiu I then gave each tune so many points. Grenier Liquors, Jockey Shorts Each of the major cab companies After tiiat I then took the tune with the Dance contest. Endup; Jockey WOMEN'S BASKET BALL AWARDS: has a more specific area than most points and put it down as #\ and so Shorts, Boot Camp; Jock Strap, Stella J ., Peg's Place; Lou, Nan, another company. We all pick on, Roundup; Egyptian costume, N' Jubilee; Jody, Maud's; Dianne, up anywhere, but some cabs pick Totich. Scott's. up in certain areas more than I would like to thank Micheál from the others. So many people tell me End Up, Tohm firom the Rendexvous OUTSTANDING HALLOWEEN PARTY; Tickets for the awards ceremony why they like one company better and Andre from the Naked Grape, Tom Cabaret, Club Dori, Mint, P. S., are available from court members than another. It's only habit. Plus &om the Mind Shaft. Because without Ramrod, Roundup. at FeBe's, Kokplt, Phoenix, P. S., no two drivers are the same. The them and their professional opinions the and at the door. driver is the one who gives a cab list would not be possible. BEST LOUNGE ENTERTAINER; C O . a good mime, not the cab company. Gary Schneider, Windjammer; Bob And we all charge the same rates— TOP 10 LIST Saunders, Purple Pickle; Johniiy except for those extra services I Sant, Jackson's: Deuals Moreen, can't say in print. 1. Shame, Shame, Shame-Shlrley & Co. Fickle Fox; John Gooch, P, S, Returning from the airport with 2. Express-B. T. depress fares visiting S. F. I enter down­ 3. Lady Maimalade-La Belle BEST SHOWROOM ENTERTAINER: town on 5th St, the first bar I pass 4. Love don't you go thoughno changes Wayland Flowers, Cabaret; Charles is the ENDup and everyone says on me. - Sister Sledge what an Interesting name it is. I 5. Doctor's Orders- Carol Douglas Pierce, Gbld Steet; Cieig RusselL 6. Fire-Ohlo Players Pendu3use; Sylvester, Cabaret; say, "That's where you end up, at 7. Satin Soul- Love Unlimited Julie Wilson, Penthouse. the End Up." 8. Happy People-Temptations Last Tuesday every faire went to 9. PicJ< up the Pieces- Avaiage white band BEST REVUE PERFORMANCE; the New Bell, so finally 1 parked 10. Get Dancing Gary Roberts and Vince, Casulty my taxi and went in. It was like Capers; Nancy Bleiweiss and Phillip entering the land of the stars, CRUISING IN MY TAXI New L. P. "Never can say Good By-Gloria Tobus, Beach Blanket Babylon; Hollywood, not the galaxies. It Gaynor Claiule Sacha, French Dressing; seemed every title holder was Michael Owen, Vaudeville Revue. by Bobby there except Herman. He was doing his magic again. BEST BOOK SHOW PERFORMANCE; Put me in my taxi and I know Picked this guy up who said his Andrew Barton, Mike Lewis, LITTLE this city like both my hands. Put new husband owns the Carriage MEj Tony Michaels, Jolm Noles, me on my feet and I'm like a Trade Florist on Castro. Lady APPLAUSE Randy Varney, KISS tourist. I get LOST. Blossom, if this happens again, THE SKY. - This is the worst month of the you will be Lady Orange Blossom. year for cab drivers. I drive so Don't forget the Hooker's BalL buTSTANDING BKE PERSONAIITY many more miles than I have to Your favorite cabette, me, will •OF THE YEAR; Marcus, Ken Mis- »round S. F. to make BOOK. We be all in yellow. so, Henry Novak, Ralph Rotten, have to bring in a certain quota everyday. That's BOOK. Picked up 2, 3,5 & 8 in my taxi Dave Williams, John Byth, Vince the other niglrt—a drive they never Cebert. When you want a cab you can't find one. When you don't there will forget. Neither will L nominations fo r cable c a r Bella gave me a tit rather than AWARDS; MOST COOPERATIVE BAR WITH are plenty around. With us everyone at once or nobody at all. a tip. 1^ taxi was full of rice, BKE CLUBS; Boot Camp, Febe's, If Ralph Nader ever saw my cab rhinestones and pearls and yellow OUTSTANDING ORGANlZATKaiAL S27, Folsom Prison, Ramrod. lot he would have it closed up. ruffles. Willis never looked PERSON OF THE YEAR; Dick Gers- 859i of our cabs, excuse me, all lovlier. Shirley and Msurine back, Doug McDonald, Hector Na­ MCST ACTIVE BKE CLUB IN of our cabs are crippled in one way were in good form. varro, Bob Ross, Ray Broshears, COMMUNITY FUNCTIONS; CMC, or another. I used to drive a Clic, die, die, just stopped Charlotte Coleman. Constantines, GDI's San Franciscans. different taxi everyday and I would the meter. run it up against this cement wall BEST SOCIAL COLUMNIST: Rude BEST BKER EVENT IN TOWN; in our cab lot. If the brakes failed 'Til the next fare, Ruth and Randy Johnson, Data Batbary Coasters' Academy Awards; I would not drive it that day. If I Bobby Boy; Marcus and Sweetlips, B, A. R. ; San Franciscans' Butch Brunch; CMC was able. If not, I would drive it. La Kish, Kalendar; Irene, SentineL Carnival; Warlocks' Witches Christ­ Some cabs you put in drive go P. S. Met the fabulous Bill Rolls mas; Constantines Mix and Match. backwards and other the reverse is who assisted Herman in the Costumes BEST ENTERTAINMENT CRITIC; forward. for the Michelle show. Weren't Pola del Vecchio, Kalendar; SPORTS PERSONALITY OF THE I used to drive a Semi across they marvelous costumes? Donald McLeam Wally Rutherford, YEAR: Peter Switzer, Les Balmain, country, abcxit 800 miles a day. B, A. R. ; Zane Tamas, SentineL Irene, Luckii, Peggy. It was nothing. But to drive a

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These are sung a courtesan named Fatima, non­ Under movie done over to do-in by some talented youngsters who chalantly yet hysterically played out the movie public—Edith Farmer Elliott, although do not have quality by Charm Hedemark who wears one A CELEBRATION OF LOVE, LIFE, The second act shown with a re­ sister of the late film actress Frances creation of the big "Hello, Dolly!" voices, do manage to carry a tune, of the more outrageous costumes In AND GOOD TIMES , . . MICHELLE and have that stage presence called the showi And if you wonder who Farmer, of Portland, Oregon, read AT THE PALACE number,this time in a gorgeous bur­ in the ¿idianapolls News that an gundy velvet gown with a Imge plumed pezaa when performing. she remlixb you of, ^ our own a 11-woman produced film version hat. It was just as exciting as the Noteworthy are James Sponip and Pristine Condition. They could be of the star's life would be made; *^The Yookers Production Conq>any, first time round, if not more so . As Christopher Adams as the twin slaves sisters. "The lesbian-pornography fiction •Inc. , cordially invites you to attend each by the name of Dromlo, The leads, I found, were'nt that a 20th Anniversary Celebration, Michelle said she packed the number was concocted and fradulently sold ^ in mothballs, thinking it would never Their comedy timing b fabulous and good especially June Nicholas as the to publisher after my sister's death. " MICHELLE PLAYS THE PALACE. " happen again. Well it was worth the they get good, hearty laughs from most wife Adriana, An operatic traln^ quotes Mrs. E lliot. . . Now where That's what the Invitation said unpacking. of theb lines. Also, Karen Arm voice and stance in a flashy show By and that is exactly what happened does that leave Ann Margaret's pro­ I won't go into more details on the Knapp as the kitchen slave wife of bb hit do not mix. And in the show jected film version of Miss Farmer's last weekend at the Shoatou Palace one of the Dromlos, Luce. She just Grand Ballroom . . . a cel^ration show os the celebration was only the stopping number of the evening, GENE ARCERI life from the autobiographical one weekend. But will say that the bubbled all over the playing area "Siiig For Your Siqiper, " you can't "Will There Really Be A Morning?" — of love, life, and entertainnients. Grand Ballroom of the Palace was with some fine timing and good believe that she b actually «inging Tea and hostility—British gays a heart breaking, searing personal From the original opening number packed both nights (750 seats a skat with thb voice and stance. are getting tough with press and tv by Gordon Bealer, "Hello Out There" story of the Hollywood star's descent and a chorus of 20 good looking, alive night): the Sunday night audience It's worth the price of admission media—perhaps QJurred on by into hell—ABC 75 has some great was a glittering crowd} the set by which, by ^ way, b'only 3. 50. America's National Gay Task chorus boys each carrying a card specials aheading our way, expecially with a year glittered on it, from Don Coffinger Inchxd ing ptaesidium Playli^ Thursdays, Fridays, atxl Fore«—virtually nonexistent until "Love Among The Ruins" with Katie looked Uke it lOt the Ballroom as Saturday through Feb, 2. Try it. recently, Britain's gay militancy 1954-1974, tile entertainment never Hepburn and Larry Olivier—good •topped. It just kept rollin’ along. a permanent fixture; tire 11 piece you'll like it, ' has started to mobilize for homo job they didn't call it —Love band under Michael and Randy Biagi, equality discouiaging Job discrim­ FLASH! !! "The Boys" b being Between the Ruins—(glorious, siq>erb (these two gentlemen are R a r over. so don't mbs it! ination against gays as well as eternal) . . . the New York Contin­ going to make It big in tiie musical derogatory (faggot, queer, etc. ) ental Baths goes East to Chicago world before they are 30 . . . an news media references to them. Regardless of the narrowed illu­ and tlie Music Hall room of its Club incredible amount of talent); Herman sions In thb film, Glenda Jackson and And why shouldn't the same condqct Baths with singer Frannie Golde. Nieve's costumes, wigs, and make­ Susanah York still convey the neces­ be enforced among gays them­ The facilities sprawl over three up for Michelle, superb, again; and selves. Thd names they call each sary insanity. Both these British floors of a reconverted loft-ad­ Chuck Zlnn's diráction and choreo­ actresses deliver theb lines likefine other is grossly Insulting, degrading mission to the showroom is restricted graphy was probably one of the best By R, Morgan F.1U. and ludicrous. Mutual respect Shake^esuean poformert, which to members, mainly gay males, the things I've seen him do, most rxrteworthy may be a mack against them. ^Slnce would gain respect immensely Club pays from $200 to $400 per were "Gorgeous Like an Orchid, " Take away illusion from Jean from cöier factions. On the other Genet and you take away hb mean­ locale b giver:, London would have one night gig or as high as $2,000 "Side by Side" from COMPANY, and been a better choice. ) Many times hand British TV programing is a for a four night stand—the opening most of the solo chorus work. ing. Such a robbery has been com­ lot freerer from moralistic censor­ mitted by the American Film Thea­ I sensed I was watching the msul night formal (towels, please) was As f^r as Michelle, it was his sisters from "MacBeth", rather than ship than American airways. Drag packed. Wanda Lust, a six foot tre's laoduction of "The Maids". Thb ■how, his two nights combined with does not mean that AFT had distort­ assuming Madame's identity, contin­ acts, for example, have been a four female impersonator was the his talent and the magic of theatre part of our tv since early Milton emcee—upcoming shows, will have ed Genet beyond resognltionu Rather ue to build lUusiois ai»l to battle that made it a rewarding experieix:e the film vertlon, through a series of tleb realities. The audience does Berle. But full-scale female Daplme Davis, who goes from one for all concerned. I have enjoyed his impersonation, often laced with gay gig to another and Sally Rand— flashbacks, which locates places not know if the sister's acting b club performances, some of his book (Paib* Place Vendôme) and charact- close to reality, exaggerated M llty, naughty innuendo, is a stock-in sally RAND! ! ! Shirley Maclaine's shows (not all, which he is aware trade of jtist about every British ots (Madame's lover) deprives the or simply thier own mbconceptions second time around at the MGM of), and definitely his monologues of reality. comedy«^riety show. The gay Grand, Las Vegas proved even more audience of numerous leveb of pos­ that are fthvays true stories. But no sible fantasy. Do they actually intend to poi­ gags are wild—the most popular successful, if possible, than the matter how serious they are, he sees British comedy-variety show. The first . . . Carol Cbanning at the On stage, one never sees beyond son Madame? Did they realty send the humor in the situation, the human the bedroom, one never knows accusing letters to the police? Are are wild—the most popular Shearton Puerto Rico, San Juan side of man, and makes you laugh British comedians often do their is up to her old tricks bringing new where thb room b located, one they attempting to kill Madame or with him, even if it concerns falling of never sees Madame's lover, one in actuality each other? For Genet, comic dialogues lying in a double clicks witli her looney parade of an aircraft carrier and breaking his bed together on tv. The American characters including the divinely never sees the poison, etc. In a just the thought cf murder elevates viewer, left to himself, would leg. Michelle Is the only entertainer drama such as "The MaW , the this mental death wbh to one level Germanic Marlene which Dietrich in San Francisco that can talk for hours come to enjoy the same wlde-c^en, doesn't fall in love with — while unknown and illusion act as the of reality. Therefore in a situation and be continually funny, and that haunting focal point of all actions such as tile play presents, false im- outrageous kind of tv the English­ Craig Russell Impressions at Ttude includes Charles Pierce for I've seen man does—if American sponsors could Hellers, New York, doesn't include and Ideas. pressioa» and fairtaries are part of divest themselves of their sacred Charles lay some real big eggs in Genet's web or res terror of "giving offence" Hugh Carol Channlng—he only has every­ his monologues. The only other Hefner's bullish comments —I thing else going for him—a hit as person equipped to handle crowds is expected and deserved . . . Jeanne the Montgomery Street Nightengale, didn't know' any better, I was just Jose. a kid—about his homosexual exper­ Martin the "Champagne Choreographei* iences in the unauthorized biography will be flying to New York to sec lier These two have proven over and "Hefner" now off bookstands onto "Applaude" student Charles Pierce over again that they are "legends night-tables have further enigmatized at the Top Of Tlie Gate—which no in their own time. " Jose and Michelle the Playbunny public—but even a longer features organist Ethel pack them in wherever they go, be­ Playboy potentate sends out for Smith—looking for something cause of the good sense of humor that Chhiese food once in awhile . . . special for St. Valentine's Day they have about themselves and what The Deutschelandhalle was sold catch "Lovers" at the Players they are doing. Their voluntary Tlioatre in Greenwich Village, participation and dedication to out the other niglit in Berlin. Liza community activities and most of Minnelli got a bigger ovation than New York. The Advocate Fredi Olster and Anthony S. Teague in THE TAMING OF THE applauds "its approach to the gay- SHREW at A .C.T. all because they love their audiences; did Moscow's Bolshoi Ballet when not like too many of our self-es­ they played there. 10,000 Berliners life style"—the underground musical Ivit opens January 27 after teemed City celebrities who actually wouldn't let Liza off after her final despise their audiences and them­ show stopping encore of her mother's Previews" "In Gay Company con­ tinues at tlie Little Hippodrome selves because they have to entertain "Mammy"--accompanied only by in a dress, and yet say they ere pop­ a piano. Liza performed Judy’s ular and well liked. Love and kudos to Michelle for this last weekend's wonderful cele­ just a few notches better than tlie bration. That was real show bb . . . Theatre East 56 NY and Circle in other. If only it could have had Emmanuelle is sensual, the Square brought back drag a budget to be dressed better good music, attractive chorus, but she’s elegant. Auntie from Brazil where the -(you witli more of a pro look with one or talent galore, glittering costumes, know)- "Where's Charley" but and the charisma of a star. Looking two replacmens, it would have forward to your next 20 years as Emmanuelle is fantasy, yo.ir best bet riglit here in town ' been even better but as is a but she’s fun. is the Rogers and Mart musical comedy-musical \vay to spend an THE SAN FRANCISCO ENTERTAINER. YlwByUsXty O if i "The Boys From Syracuse" at the evening. I guarrantee yo-j'll TMEMAIOS But most important, she Eureka Theatre, if you can get enjoy it. Seems 1 've heard ta k e a TRIP TO SYRACUSE WITH leaves you with a in, all those great songs from one tills tune before too, but "Tlie score. Can you name them all? THE BOYS AT THE EUREKA THEATRE In a spurt of generosity, Madame (Vivien Merchant) has given singular lack of guilt. Women" all male, is playing Solange (Glenda Jackson) her mink coat and Clabe (Sisannah York) A siuprise funny cast cuts capers in Washington D, C. to excellent to keep you laughing, Tlie little Delightful and entertaining things her favorite velvet dress. Her largesse only increases the MAIDS' ' And that’s the clue to its box-office, I've never seen an are happening at the Eureka Play­ resentment of theb mistress and theb life of servitude. basement theatre, freshly painted all male version of this one but Michelle appears in a traditional overwhelming popularity. attractively sot has the ideal song house, 16th and Market, SF., on just bet it couldn't miss as not white net coat (a trademark) and weekends and that is Dftector TtadltionaUyj the play has been two femme de chambre. In "Mac book to frolic from. Mary-C leere only is it easy to cast, but suits underneath this excess yardage of perfomned by women, even though Haran has all the OOMPH of an Chris Silva's version of Rodgers and beth" one need never ask why are the men of die theatre-town to a white was a svelte, sUm gown that Hart's BOYS FROM SYRACUSE. Genet envisions hb female roles the sisters Insane. However, in Ann Sheridan, tapping, singing or hra , , , The American Film was form filled by MicheUe, a la to be performed by adolescent boys. iust standing still she is a knock­ I had never seen any version of thb "The Maids", the question of, are Theatre have a big lilt with Julie Wilson. Into the famous mono­ 30's musical based on Shakespeare's In all female productions, the fas­ the sisters insane a ^ why, should out performer who wins every "Galileo" one that every teacher- logues about life in the l^vy, playing cinating aixi meaningful double round. There is also a little blonde "Comedy of Errors" imtll this local and does not liuk'in o « ’s mind con­ student s\-ill be sitting tiuough Pearls in Oakland on amateur nigitt, production, and it's a good intro­ entendres are lost. Consider the tinually. Only through Jackson's who cavorts comedy like a pro together along with the subscribers being the worst cocktail waiter around significance when the characters and sounds not imlike Bcbe Osterwald, duction to this hilarious musical, and York's motions did I assume of the second grand season. I did and starting off at the old Beige Room, the Eureka Theatre, and some fine, speak of sisters, Madame, her and accept theb insanity. Rarely David Merrick's reliable under­ see "The Maids" Jean Genet's and incorporating musical tumbeis lover, the milkman, etc. Thb study for all his "Dolly's". Bebe was talented people 1 hope we see more did I question the worlds they created The Maids" with Glenda Jackson from past shows especially from of. use of drag b what Satre terms as and thb questioning b the essence on the original last time around ■T and Susannah York, but I wish it "Ready or Not, It's Me!",hflcheUe's Genet's desire to "strike at the root in New York, Hone it gets the BOYS FROM SYRACUSE b a of Genet's drama. X Alain C'liny • Sylvia Krvsti’l • Marika (>r».vn l.m m anudk* Wee my night off. Somehow it celebration of this past showered the comedy of doubles: a father, a of the apparent" and b incidentally, Vivien Merchant, as Madame, same fate here. Tlie Ehemio's never got through to me. Maybe room not with txjstalglc looks to the demonstrative of Genet's taste for ..o., Just .lar’ckin ...... •• ■.■.i..“.’. are Marx Brother Mad, with one mother and twin sons with their creates a character that continually Upstairs, Downstairs" brainwashed past, but with a new excitement for twin slaves are lost at sea while young boys. fluxuates between a kind mistress me for their particular, peculiar the future using these anecdotes as Despite thb absence of one pos­ partying. quite young. One master and one STARTS WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 5th. IN SAN FRANCISCO (U) stepping stones into the second act slave Journey far and wide to find sible form of illusion, the two sisters and the next 20 years. (Glenda Jackson G Sussmah York), In cont. on page 11 theb play-acting "ceremony" of I fact, it was!) a mm on. Any su^esdoos? it and it got back to us. Wants to be forced How would you handle this? The No Slg. Dear Wants, You may have the fantasy you Dear No, want to be forced, but the real I'd un-consider him a good friend A thing of rape is in no way pleasurable and scratch his name from the guest and should it ever happen 1 don't list. À think you'd like it. Rapists don't You'll have to decide for yourself conflire their adoration to the willing, if confronting him with it will do any good. He probably made his comments « or the crime would cease to exist. IS STILL ALIVE So your chances of the real thing to more than one person so I wouldn't worry about putting the source in the and conuning your way are pretty grim. AVAILABLE at I suggest you hit some of the South middle. He sounds like a class A IÇOPY of Market bars and see if you can Jerk to me, and I think you'll like find someone into the same fantasy. suggestion #1 best. MECCA corr c e n t e r 776 ODLOEM GATE AVENUE It's extreme and risky, but you SAN FRANCISCO. CALIFORNIA could always run and ad, state your PHONE: 771-7570/771-7571 address arxl leave the door unlocked. Dear Pat, I can't predict exactly what results My lover and I have been together that wlU produce, but something 15 years. We met late in life and should happen. What ever it is, will probably live our remaining don't blame me! years together. Readers, any suggestions? We have posed this question to our Mends and received various Dear None Now, responses. We'd like yours. The law says you may go by any Dear Pat, Dear Rat, I would like to take his last name name you choose. The surest way I have a secret sex fantasy I My lover was laid off from his instead of mine and have it legally to have it changed aird changed would like to fulfill. I'm hoping Job Just before Christmas. We changed. Also, he will have a properly is to get an attorney. It's maybe you or one of your readers had already sent invitations for a comiderable estate upon his death. not terribly expensive. can help me. patty and ted to cut our budget. Will this name change make it In my opinion, if you take your I want to be te{>ed. Calling a We fixed a good punch rather than more difficult for his relatives to lover's last name, I think you Stfe model is no good because If I know having several bottles of each liquor— contest the will? looking to heterosexual relationships It Is going to happen I loose interest it was all we could afford. No name for vovr and roles for your identity. If that and tM whole thhig would be (in Someone we considered a good doesn't bother you—it surely doesn't friend made a few comments about bother me. You will need an attorney fee the rest of your questions. 1 do know of one case, much like yours, in which one partner legally adopted the other. 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cont. from page 5 and a spoiled apd ignorant mistress. The varience causes us to question all the realities presented and leaves us with only the effective inability ofM fM ciaiühí'^ to answer. * Glenda Jaickson is txx> static, though certainly powerful. Susanah York is admirable in her portryal of Claire, the weaker sis­ ter, and suggests the necessary var­ iation of character. X ff- U4 'S ^ itA i^ This film is a shakey start for IS STILL ALIVE the AFT's seasotv However, just and seeing three fine actresses in Genet's AVAILABLE at intense drama, makes viewing this film a memorable event, ME(Xh COPY « N I E R ^ont, from page 2 276 OOLKN W TE AVENUE c m Ü H u e SAN FRANCISCO. C A LIFO W IA PHONE: 771-7570/771-7571 success, and cheers for many i v ^ P more. HITS AND MS. year! If space permitted I'd thank you all, but "Vera's" i n ' Have you heard the 8 big watchhig me and counting words channels of sound at the Endup? in this column. It truly is the "8th wonder of Coming in late February at the t k t ' n w t the world. " Good show, Carl Roundup: " The Columnist's Stander! Awards". Randy Johnson, Robin If you didn't make it to (Jailbird) and myself are giving " Michelle's 20th Anniversary awards to those who are most or Party" at the Palace last weekend, least deserving. And WATCH you missed probably one of the OUT—you're all nominated. greatest productions and evenings Even you, A1 Hankin! Ooops . . . to ever happen to "Mecca, " Honest to god, it could only SCCX)PS AND POOPS: (U) happen here in this city, Yonkers Production Company gave us The "Mr. Cowboy 1975-76" an evening with Michele, dancing, Contest is coming June 21st. Think singing (?) and reminislng of the I'll buy a new hat! (No remarks old days when gay life was so from you, Kish!) V # pin very different. At many points Watch for this BIG, BIG event: there wasn't a dry eye in the house. "Bill Tolamas Mr, Cowboy's Right, Rhoda? A big "Well Done" Hoe-down Jamboree will be at .F.S OWN QUALITY LIGHT BEER; to " The Boys," all who were S. L R. on Saturday nite. May 10th. excellent, to the production staff The "Western Electrics" will be i s r ~ ) ' l and especially to Michelle who making lots of hot music. I'll shared a lot of love with all of be M C'ing the show with very us who've known him for so many special support from Ron Ross, fun years. I want to make my Marcus and Princess La Kish. There'll be buttons, a full bar, reservations NOW for his " Silver square dancing, prhees for best Anniversary" in 1980, Western costumes, both male and A million thanks to all who female, introduction of the Mr, helped create the "Rotmdup's Cowboy candidates. Box lunch 5th Anniversary"—our goldun auction, introductions of the "Golden Horseshoe" winners and FREE PASS IF USED so much, much more. Tickets MON-THUR 9AM—NOON are only two bucks and I can ’JSOO Tennessee S t, San Frmeèeoì with this coupon at the guarantee you a time you' 11 never forget. So get those hats 2S5-7t00\ cleaned aiul boots shined and i r r ~ lets cut a rug, baby! WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO: 1. A1 Hirt? 2. Honey Carolina? 3. Imogene Coca? 4. La Kish's first dress? 5. The Black Man who used MONDAY to talk to God via telephone from ANOTHER WORD THAT downtown S.F, ? 6. Castro Village's "Crazy MEANS THE END UP *. Udy"? 7. Angela Lansbury NIGHT 8. Margaret Whiting Map Ustings-cost $20. for 10 issues ($2. each), 9. Roy Rogers and Dale Evans? prepaid. "QUAIJTY'' ROUND UP EVENTS; These advertisers support this sectionof Kalcndar If Ml n u r ' (LIO) -PLEASE SUPPORT THEM- Next week the Roundup presents the "Best of 74" celebrating Hal j c c i r i c y j BARS Calls SILVER ANNIVERSARY. 25 years of service and support to 621-9196 4 . The Ramrod 1225 Folsom (L2) (L2) ìkBi pK to I Tim. San Francisco's gay community. F ebe's 11th C Folsom 621-9450 6. 826-3373 On behalf of the SEVEN COM­ 14. The Fidile Fox 842 Valencia (1-2) , 863-2980 (C18) tosntointlB« MITTEE, Hal will be showing U The Stud 1S3S Folsom J H C R T ^ 298-6th St. 621-9628 (C22> 3. Round-U p all the events that took place in N o N am e Bar 1347 Folsom 863-6458 (G18) 5. (G19) thiROUHyPI our community last year, from Boot C am p 1010 Bryant 626-0444 8. (GIB) the "Tricycle Race, " "Gay 18. Cissv'» Saloon 1590 Folsom 626-5767 626-3095 Freedom Day Parade," all the 19. - Le D om ino 2742 17th St. a t Fla, (1.3) 495-9550 (G22) 20. The End-Up 6th C Harrison )ta|.to |.lfN contests. We've got 4 big days DANCE CONTEST 861-2811 (G19) 21. Folsom Prison Folsom S 15th scheduled beginning at 10:00 PM and again a showing at 12?00 midnite. Be there on the square. BARS I'm sure you'll get off on this event. To A1 Call—Thank you for 25 great rewarding years. You're Hot! BsXthS "Anyone in the mood for a week­ end bar-b-que this spring? How le I < miiu about loading up about 8 or 10 25. Ritch Street 330 Ritch St. 392-3582 (L2) (G18) busses and spending an outrageous 27. Folsom Barracks U47 Folsom 861-1311 ^ ____'/■r /ft/------(G19). weekend in a private park In 28. Sutro Baths 312 V alen cia 86I-9U1 .• I .■ r IÍ. M/i . I nil Cupertino. Let me hear from e A t n x i any who might be into it and we .start some plans working. Hamburger Mary's 1582 Folsom (CIS) 18. (CIS) 33. P ie, 5 4 ■ U Pier 54 ' 398-7846 That's about it for now. Watch 11.3) 19. L. Don.ino 2^42 I7tl, Si',‘ài 1 la. 626-ÌI195 the Valentine issue of Kalendar for "Curt's Corner" for something A f t . - h R S . special and fun. 37. The Wagon 278 ElevcmJi Si. 626- 1692 (C19) co(ir«iis fickle Cox Don't forget—the secret of life is love and the real secret of love misc. RESTAURAhTT is living. check him ouf in i.brbns 1- Piano Bor I love you and be "Scene" you— Mark 40. Bert's Carpets 548 Valencia 621-63B5 (CIS) 842 VALENCIA ST P. S. There, Vera, a perfect flickTLSCAY KÆWING 6 . A Taste of Leather ISOl Folsom 621-9450 (L2) Dinner Reservations L 000 word column. (Via computer. ) SO. Trading Post Shops 960 Folsom St« 777-4643 (LI) P.P. S. Don't forget the "Cable t2ft-3373 Car Awards" February 2nd at kWCUtrcwof tte rab ______' >(U) Bimbo's. —And isn't Doris jvist about S u p p o rt the mojt beautiful Empress we could hill aæmOooooTNXN is hôt ever ask for? And so very kind and 141 MASON 775-3898 Your Community thoughtful too. L9 RESTAURANTS VNis. \ ^ y / Emperor Russ II G co-host ess film by the title of "Vera" can be Czarina de Polkstrosse Voodoo seen at the Pink Kat Theatre . . . The Royal Palace") has a star vHth a stunning audieix:e Including Sorry to hear that one of my fav­ The ^ded cast of performers. The Enqiress Itorls X escorted by Crystal, orite bsuterulers, Richard Novak, Empress Jose Norton I doing her operas, Fern, G ????? and then to the is no longer at ffie Roundup . . . Endup with \fr. Quactas of the Xet me know where you are . . . once a montii on Sundays, Dale^ Mr. Ramrod to see those luscious Where's Regina?????? You've n Rendar performing his administrative guys in their tiny white starched got to see Tuesday Morning Chuck, Chris, Frank. bikinis parading across the paths Workout at the Nob HiU . . . Bill Platt and Bob Golovlch winlog 6 J OF of several hungry mouths of Exciting is not enough to say . . , dining ytxr. I think most of you will passion. . . . Eton't even think What w aiter on Polk Street did r^ognlze the evening bartendar 0)DY of Tuesday . •. , Had a quiet a dance with a large bowl of soup IS STILL ALIVE Ii you can't remember where you, have* evening as co-hostess with Dale and entertained the luncheon crowd and seen him before I'll g^e you a bln», (Mr. Kalendar) at the Endup with the spiUing of it onto the AVAILABLE at f o P Y MOUTH - Maybe some old ZORO movies and celebrating the third anniversary main floor ?????? What lovely C h ad « Maybe on the MICKY MOUSE CLUB, I of Kalendar via Vera Charles and lady of quaUty going on I, II, IU sirca 1950s'. , many 400 with the men of the G ? ???? showed a friend of hers MECCA COPT CtNTEB how the face is put on and did a 116 GOLDEN GATE AVENUE SEQ^ ON THE mens' room wall at the year in full attendance giving with SAN ERANCISCO, CALI TO RI'A SAN FRANCISCO SEEMS to be the ~ eir manhood of sexiness. Oh tremendous job only to find out PHONE: 771-7570/771-7571 Nickolodean. "Roy has 9"x3", Utcid most event filled city in the world. that the mirror was backwards??? to be one dimension was enough- those Turiis—1 can feel the roughness Your attendance at any funtlon is of |of their hands clawing and ripping MicheUe plays the Palace was one now two dimension will only do! course by your choice. But do try to (not a bad idea). ' e tissues . . . Iton't even think of the most enjoyable evenings spent M ke the Cable Car Awards on Feb of Wednesday . . . Congratulations in a long tim e, the miulc, her ^ d . Sponsored by the Empörer and Very sorry to see Ron Ross to both Richard Novak and Ken for tremendous chorus boys, (Michael NEXT ISSUE OF Kalendar will have his Court the awards are to help raise of the Toad H all,) Gary Poole, a special story of interest that will (Alias E. M. V.G .) go out of office, making it legal at the New Bell at cont. from page 3 money to pay their expenses and fulfill a very hard worker and very fine 6 G regrets to Bud for after all he's Turner of the Mint G so many handsome focus on the Jockey Short Craze that a campaglne promise. That is to raise friend of mine. The next Mr. Gay a very nice person , . . Where is guys, the sets and the beautiJEul heavy bench presses; heavy rowing, is currently raging through the Gay money to pay for the promotion of the San Francisco will really have to Kelly Thompson??? Or are you still costumes designed and created by bar sc ene. There will be pictures -»ay Community, (so fiir they have and "dead lifts"; military presses; work extremely hard to fulfill his at Brtdley's Coiner, give me a ring the one and only "Herman" of the cheating curls; heavy bent-arm and an interesting story. Watch for raised $4000.00) An unbelievable office. Good luck. (phone) and lets get it together for Herman Herman family . . . Many it. Next issue! night of Intertalnment, fun, person­ pullovers; and light abdominal The New BeU Saloon had a a few nippers after 6 of course . . . helpers were on hand like Willis, wodc. Of course, this is just an alities from Seattle to San Diego and smashing eveidng for the ending where whould we be without Herman Bella, Bill, Bob, G of course that HEARD THE OWNER of the Castro the recognition of individuals who example to give you an idea of of Mr. Gay S, F. with Marne in fuU and the Factory? ? Next. . . . FLAME in my life. It was worth­ the bulk/power type routine, and Cafe, Bob Reed, was challenged by should be rewarded for the ir special attendance with her entourage of The Beverly FQlls Studs are now while, Michelle. There's only one a somewhat spaced out customer. efforts. hysterics—love her—Vancouver wiU Michelle of San Francisco and many different variations exist The customer being very loaded smoking pipes instead of cigs G the on the same theme. be wrecked by her again on the masculinity is overpowering and that's you. What a pleasure to know People seeking a lighter, more insisted that he didn't have to leave A MOST g rea tfu l thanks to the Magic Tree Affair . . . Mr. Qu^uitas quite happy with each other . . . you and to be one of your friends because his lover was Bob Reed the pecqjle who helped make the Kalendar athletic type of build, will tend Apartment looking extremely mas­ (toody. Congratulations to both of so many years?????? Be beautiful to use lighter weights, higher owner. To quote Bob Reed at that ■^J^versary so successfuL Next issue to one another . . . moiment, "Get out of here you nelli culine for ????? The Nickelodeon Peter Decker and Tammy Lyim for repetitions, and a greater number will have on the cover, the winner had their wild grand opening week .being selected as Mr. G Miss Gay Sex-uaUy yours. fag. " of the cover contest and an issue in of exercises, as w ^ as more with so mary affairs to attend. San Francisco, Two terrific person­ Princess La Kish dumbell work. At Apollo's, this March will have the photos of S. F. s Stop by and say heUo to Gary alities . . . Ex-empresesses Willis WENT OF COURSE to Le Dominos' Ptoyal Family taken at the New BeU. Etoda along with Mr. Wayne loving.. is the type of routine we give to Grand Opening last Sät. night with THANKS AGAIN G Bella really looked beautiful the the beginners and intermediates, much confidence that I would win A belated Happy Birthday to Irene other evening at the New B ell. . . so they will have a good founda­ of the Pendulum who's one of S, F, and Maxine in shocking white with the Grand Prize that was given away THOUGH: Wonder where Rill Mc­ tion of well rounded muscular that night. When the M, C. annoim- most beloved persons who's alivays the heavenly roar , . . Rose I, II, and cardio-vascular fitness. When Williams got the name for his new for someone else in help, then, on m G ???? in stuiming black, every ced the wlimer (by phone number bat the "DUDE'? A DUDE in thePolk advanced, they will have the basis not by name) I was sure I had won. area?????? tov/ards the evening wiüi Jason Mans­ one had on crowns, tieras, pins G on which to build, if they are de­ But it wasn't me. It was my room­ field to the Le Domino for the royalty flowed in and out of the ' sirous of more develop ment. mystic of mystic performing with New Bell in shocking madness . . . mate who had won. Don't they know USUALLY end this column with "Good Though, by that time, most that two people sometimes share a Bobbie, Ralph Gibson, Mel, Vera and Rubin had a grand time people will have already gained the Night Mrs. Charles", who is also known (The Interpreter) Jim B. &????? ■vvith the flood lights, pouring into phone. RATS!!!!! as Noia Charles, but Mrs. Charles and type of physique they have desired— (Juft* a treat. "Your eyes are one's pores with Ros Risss M'Cing, a fact verified by a marked increase I are now divorqed.,. The only property / V#pin getting tired, tired aixi on and Fefe with Michael, love your new NOTICE: if you haven't gotten your settlement Involved is Asta our dog. in their being cruised, when out tickets for the Acme Beer Finale on, " The hard hat with Mark look . . . Tacky tacky Ruth in on the town. Even though it vras just a camp thing be­ Calhoun at the Roundup was a an opera get-up . . . I've seen so at Calif. Hall you had better hurry. tween Maxine and I I'll miss her. But So, whatever your physical goals Advance sales will stc^ Jan 26th smash with "them" in attendance many of your personalities of late are, weight training is the fastest, there is a new man in my life. "Good with hard-hats via Astaire in . . . Closet

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Some with private with the title Baroness which prompted Emmanuelld', which combines sup- G ate Ax*.______. . cc bath. Utl incl. In very large 2S"?ft'c5Lt) ¿ATIAKWIll massAge G a t^ 771-7570. 12.50 oer mo. Victorian house. $85. 00 to Irene to rush home to begin sequinlng PMcdly sexually liberated attitudes your body with strong hands, organic HAIRCUTS' with beautiful photography. The $125,00 mo. 160 Haight or caU his sofa cover for the Investiture, OFFICE SPACE AVAILABLE oils. GREGG 673-1764. L3______For Men and Women Sam 861-5254 L I______Peter on the other hand was crowned photography is good (big deal), but Shampoo Individual Shaping California's first Chinese Queen at the sexuality is as liberated as my Reconditioning and Blow Dry California Hall this last week. Nice Grandmother. Briefly, the story . 21 yr. old, body builder, models, UNfurnisHEd Plat, <4LARifiE Fr. 10. SO CaU KHEPERA for rooms, 2 could be bedrooms, presents from a devoted following for shows a wealthy French couple in gives sensuous massage. Dn/tn Hair 1352 Castro St. Nr. 24th both. ^ngkok (the pun does not translate) near 16th G Church, $175/mo. S.F. Steve—27, Handsome, 826-1555 (415) SF 94U4 CaU 431-3344 Eve. or wknds. - January has been a busy month fighting off boredom and searching THE BEAT GOES ON smooth, slender and versatile, Hrs TVie-Fri 11-8 Sat 10-5 "MÖBELS WANTEB socially; almost too much so. We for sexual maturity. The husband separate or together. 474-93SiO G26 ______for commercial advertising. Mag­ l i i l ______just caught our breath after the of cotirse knows alJ, except for The Lumiere, a new film theatre azine covers, fashion catalogues, etc, coronation and subsequent parties jealousy, and tells his wife to exper- on CaUfomia off of Polk, opens its ApoUo Agency 885-4446 or T^EOENTLY ACOUIRffi, NEWLY iment« She (Emmanuelle) discovers Going a step down the Pomo doors with three films of the "Beat Certified PubUc Accountant 474-1721. Office hours U AM—4PM redecorated gay apartment house. in time to attend Michelle's 20th ladder and looking through windows 788-U40______L6 Anniversary SIiow last weekend. mastiirbation, lesbian trips, multi­ Generation" The first film is "Lenny U _____ Studios and 1 br's. 145.-165. Rent ple sex, drugs, and an old man(his is the English film "Confessions of Bmce Performance", which is an includes use of complete gym Were you pr^ared for a FULL a Window Cleaner". This film can­ CÀkf)EN<; e IN Tkklòk PAINTTNC W m Pay $2.50/hr for Ught orchestra—and that was the least love is like wine). Ho-hum. For hour taping of his next to last routine housework -6 hrs a week faciUties, steam room and whirlpool not even offer pretty photography. It before his death. The picture shows Reasonable and ReUable jacusi. 851 O'Farrell, 885-4446 of the professional touches that the French, this film may be a break­ is the typical "bird" in the haixl, Roger 431-7647 C26 caU John or Danny at 282- evening. It would be our pleasure through in their porno industry— In a down-trodden, socially critical, 7794 For Young Household or 474-0776 CC nudge-nudge, suggestive but not and still humoious man. His ob­ m 'V/iiAINfl SERVICE MÓ. and priviledge if Michelle gives us the US,"Emmanuelle" comes off as really dirty, dirty film. WTEMÖR PAINtfifG Also need HOT HUNG Nude SHARE: ■ V ie r FLAT W/PIRE----- another such show on later anniver­ a pointless sexist (no male nudes or session with the legal proceedings, Latex G Oil Base Call 864—3000 for aU your answer- Walter foe Feb. 14 Party 'place, nr. opera house, $100 G saries, relationships) filin. as suggested by other films, seems Experience—free estimates ing service needs. L5 CaU after U AM lUtlL Empl/stdnt, prefer Oriental. - Acme Beer will present their lessened in this instance by his Marty 626-3624 (U 1______(U) CaUWlUiam 626-5184 Eves. humor. If you are trying to piece i JET ME clean UP YOUR ACT Acme Man '75 this weekend, January I SHAVE HEADS. CALL DAN PKSm Gary is now designing hair at L2 ______31, at California HalL My wager together the Bruce Piuzle and are JOB^ AVailASIE eulupart not too satuarated as of yet, you 6 PM-IOPM daily, or anytime on Dustin's 215 Church St. 94U4 time, hours can be arranged. No weekends. No pranks! 552-2440 415-863-1069 After 12. G2S TiMPLóYH) ¿TTJBENY, 58,------should see this film, for it is pure exp. nec. Must be attractive seeks quiet, friendly room mate Lenny, Also appearing at the Lum­ m ______?;gVINa ~— BEIfT ER y SERVICE and personable. Male or Female. with place to live. 1800 Market, iere are "Pull My Dai sy" (Kerouac's A~jTR(^LeK5V gHARVs i5 '&T)P B GD hauling No matter. The Mind Shaft Box 13L m i ______Beat Poet ego trip film) and Kenneth Immediate attention. Michael BILL G DON 285-9287 between Church G Sanchez, 2140 Anger's "Scorpio Rising", which Azur 626-1313______15______G25______Market. 7 PM — 2AM G26 MapBSIIËTÔM lUtimt* COR $ 20. for 10 in u c i. ( $ 2. ea ch ) concerns myths viewed through P rep aid . Siqjport motorcycle cults. The«« advcrtiien lupport tht« ««ciion of Kaicndar Your Community -PIFASE SUPPORT THEM IT E ] WaNt ED: tw o 50 LB BARBElT wts. CaU 826-4720 after 6 PM. 13. Red Lantcni Ss Ioob 180 Coldeo Cate 775-4959 (L2) $ 1 . 0 0 Lin e Ask for Dean or Don. (LU a. T rapp 72 Eddy 362-3838 (U) THE ORIGINAL 4 . 1001 N ight! 335 Job«« 474-1067 (L2) 2. RcMJTCctioe S67 S u tt« 781-3949 (L2 ) INNERSedPEA PEkSiiNAUZEB 40 3. Ho't Landmark 45 T lok S c 474-4331 (C 19) II. Blue C Cold 136 Turk 673-2040 (C 2S) page analysis based on the science 14 The Road Rumer O T a irc ll 499 441-9623 (U) of numerology. Never before has Each Line Thereafter .75 such a complete in-depth analysis TURKISH BATHS CLASgyPPADMMlMOMTHREliaiES been avaUable. Based on 25 milllor B ,\tns pieces of information. Its accuracy START AO I C R E ^ wiU astound you. For more details 132TURK STREET, S.F. 775-5511 sase to : Tom McCardle 4024-K tto o k s The World's Most Famous Baths 23rd St., San Francisco, Ca, 94114 IniamouJ Booh Score 219 )ooei (U) (jy[)______------| 46. T om K at 181 E1U | I 2 I-02 S0 (CIS) M «tt mt I CCCK RINGS------4B. 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