Nov. 8,1984 Unlvel'sity of Mlssourl-St. LOuis Issue 497

Cedric R. Anderson LIVING DANGEROUSLY: Robert Nelson, alias "The BuherflyMan," shows from the audience!). The " Improv" was sponsored by th e University Program off his juggling prowess at last Saturday's "Comedy Improv at the Summit." Board along with Sigma Tau Gamma fraternity and the Seven-Up Bottling Co. Nelson d~lighted the crowd with his.antics (except perhaps this volunteer Next month's "Improv" will feature Jay Leno on Dec. 7.

Change of heart Felton will support divestiture UMSL students had expressed with South Africa. The stud ents divestiture issue. Dr . Helan Page, a visiting Sharon Kubatzky their anger and dismay at the last are protesting the apartheid editor·in·chief "I think yo u should sit down assistant professor in the board meeting when Felton sup­ form of government practiced In and think about what your posi­ anthropology department, urged Jay Felton, newly appointed ported a different investment that country. tion on the Board of Curators Felton to schedule a press con­ student curator, says he will sup­ proposal than that made by the At last month's curators meet­ really means," said Priscilla ference to retract his earlier port UMSL in its fight for divesti­ students. ing in Columbia, the board Dowden, member of ABC . statements and show his support ture of funds from South Africa. But Felton said he changed his passed a revision of the invest­ "Whatever side you want to take for the divestiture plan. Shelton Felton told a group of students mind after reading additional me'nt policy stating that in future is fine but let me know where . and faculty members at a meet­ information on the subject sup­ investments, the board should you 're at." See "Felton," page 6 ing here Friday that he and the plied by students here. consider whether the comp;::ny is stud ents don't "agree totally on Greg Barnes, Student Associa­ a signatory of the Sullivan Prin­ this, but it's OK. I'm going to help tion president, and Hilary ciples, a human rights act. Stu­ Black students seek you~ with the [UM Board o'f Shelton, a member of the dent leaders called the accepted Curators] ." Associated Black Collegians, had revision "worse than watered Felton visited UMSL to give made an original proposal to the down." minority affairs office students here the opportunity to curators calling for divestiture Students attending the meet­ she was unsure when or where discuss campus issues with of all the university's funds from ing pressed Felton for a retrac­ Sharon Kubatzky him. corporations that do business tion of his early stand on the editor-in·chief the meeting would take place. Blair K. Farrell, vice chan­ Black students here have cellor for university relations, been asked to meet with mem­ and Lowe S. MacLean, vice bers of the chancellor's cabinet chancellor for student affairs, SSFC funding requests sought soon to discuss concerns about both said they had not beef! racial pro bl ems at UMSL , informed of pl ans for a meet­ According to Dan Wallace, Wa llace. according to Priscilla Dowden, ing. Farrell said the cabinet had Jim Tuxbury associate dean of stud ent affairs, Examples of past exp en­ member of the Associated met on Monday but did not dis­ assistant news editor this allocation helps di tures from these funds include Bl ack Collegians. cuss the black students' con-, The Student Services Fee organizations make purchases the Fitness Trail, typesetting But two members of the cerns or a meeting. Committee will be accepting that "couldn't be made from the equipment fo r the Current, and cabinet said they knew of no Dowden said she and other requests from campus student activities fee budget." jerseys for the UMSL hockey such meeting. students would ask for the organizations for funds . The Instead of renting equipment club. Dowden said she had "heard establishment of a "minority requests should be for one-time to put on an event, various This year's budget for the com­ through the grapevine" that affairs" program. purchases of equip'ment, physi­ organizations now have the mittee is $33 ,000 . Student members of the cabinet wanted cal improvements and other power to "buy the equipment to to meet with students. She said See "Minorities," page 3 items . put the programs on," said See "Fees," page 6

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Homecoming More money? Fighting for us Getting ready editorials ...... page 4 ·crossword ...... page 6 Five candidates have filed The basketball Rivermen Financial aid monies would Betty Van Uum performs features/arts ...... page 7 for Homecoming royalty. have been picked to finish be increased next year her role in public affairs classifieds ...... page 11 Elections wi'll be Tuesday sixth this season in the under a bill waiting for the with a touch of the "fighting around UMSL ... . page 12 and Wednesday. MIAA coaches poll. president's signature. Irish spirit." sports...... page 13 pa.g.e 3 . page 1. 'page 10 page 14 page 2 CURRENT Nov. 8, 1984 ums) u}!date--. Danforth speaks at UMSL Johnn Tucci problems behind it and rebuild to start negotiating again." Computer courses news reporter its sense of oneness." Danforth said the famine in Senator John C. Danforth held On the subject of arms talks Ethiopia would be a question a seminar on the UMSL campus with the Soviet Union, Danforth before our government in the to be offered here last week, answering questions said that he hoped they would Four computer courses will be offered in November at UMSL . immediate future. He said that on events in the news during his resume now that the American Congress will probably appropri­ "Introduction to Personal Computer Communications,"' stop here. elections are over. He explained designed for people with little or no previous experience, will be ate emergency funds for hunger that the Soviets walked out of relief early next year. The offered Nov. 13 , 8:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. Danforth's seminar was part of negotiations because they "How to Use the Integrated Software Package LOTUS 1-2-3 , senator said that he felt that a youth leadership conference opposed American deployment (Advanced Commands)" will be offered Nov. 14 and 15, 8:30 a.m. to "there is very broad support for for area high school students. of Pershing II and cruise mis­ 4:30 p.m. B. dOing whatever we can in Africa Chancellor Arnold Grobman siles in Western Europe. "They Two sections of " Data Processing II: Software Applications" - broad support within the and Danforth made opening really served an ultimatum to will be held: Section 3, Mondays, Nov. 19 to Dec. 10 , 6:30 to 9:30 administration and the Con­ remarks to the group in the J .C. NATO , more or less, that was p.m .; and Section 4, Wednesdays, Nov. 28 to Dec. 19, 6:30 to 9:30 gress, regardless of party and Penney auditorium. Following unacceptable to NATO ," Dan­ the statements, the group regardless of political p.m. ' . . forth said. "I think it's important ideology. ,. For more information call Continuing EducatIOn-ExtensIOn at divided into four sections for the 553- 596l. seminar with Danforth leading a section. The senator ended the conference with a question and Students perform answer session and closing UM enrollme.nt down remarks. COLUMBIA, Mo . - Official numbers of high school Danforth's appearance came fall enrollment for the four graduates. Fewer first-time at coffeehouse campus University of Missouri freshman students this year The musical g;- ·JUP Ephphatha, comprised partially of several on the day India's Prime Minister Indira Gandhi was assassinated. system is 53 ,612 students, UM accounted for much of the UMSL students and alumni, will perform at the Catacombs Cof­ interim President Melvin D. decline. feehouse this Saturday, Nov. 17 . from 7:30 to 10:30 p.m. at Sts. John The senator said his initial reac­ tion was one of "surprise and George announced recently. and James Parish. Elizabeth and Chambers Roads-in Ferguson. The total fall enrollment de­ Enrollment by campus is as The group has just finished recording its first live al bum at the concern for India, and hope that India can heal the religious creased 1,541 students, or 2.8 follows: Columbia campus - coffeehouse. Members of the group affiliated with UMSL include percent, from last year's 55,153 23 ,585 , down 690; Kansas City Steve Givens, Susan Geerling Givens, Dianne King G'Sell, Julie wounds that have existed for some time." The senator added, students. campus - 11 ,464 , down 32: Geerling and Jean LaFond. In addition, Mike Ohlman and Steve The university has been Rolla campus - 6,967 , down Prusik, a vocal duet from the UMSL Newman Center. Will be "I think thjs is an indication that there is nothing more divisive to anticipating enrollment 599 ;' and UMSL, 11 ,596, down featured. . declines due to decreasing 220 . Admission and refreshments are free. For more information a country than religious division. call 381-3534 or 521-5582. Let's hope that India can put its FREE - HALF PRICE · the editor - Huge Savings on Nearly 1000 Happenings t Restaurants, Movies, Sports, !-i otels, Write a letter 0 TodaV. Special Events, Car Care and Many Others. Great Christ mas Gifts. Entertainment '85 Club Start Saving Today! University Program.Board call 867-4989 for info and campus service presents

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« • « « « « « « « « « « « « - - - ~ - Nov. 8, 1984 CURRENT page 3 - Financial aid doo,s may be opening in 1985 WASHINGTON, D.C. (CPS) - the president wanted in the four years of aid cuts, seem a little more." "It's pretty much arithmetic," Students locked out of 1984 1985 budget. relieved but unsated: Some aid directors maintain San Francisco's Baker concedes. fe deral financial aid programs In his budget request, "We've always had a .. problem the increases, particularly for "I hope the PeB increase isn't could find some opened doors delivered to Congress last Feb­ here with lack of funds," Alan Pell Grants and GSLs, won't help eaten up by the additional max­ next year if President Ronald ruary, Reagan wanted to fund the Shipley of Northerr. Arizona new aid applicants much. imum grants. I hope it means Reagan signs the fiscal 1985 Pell program at its 1984 level, University explained. "Any "The increase in Pell funds more students will receive Pell education funding bill now on eliminate Supplemental increase will make it easier for will go mostly to students Grants." his desk. Educational Opportunity Grants students to apply for and receive already in the program," Pat Experts predict Reagan will and State Student Incentive the dollars they need." Smith of the American Council sign H.R. 6028 , which contains Grants, drastically cut National "The increases are good," Jeff on Education stressed. "Max­ The GSL increases, he added, the federal education budget for Direct Student Loans and Baker of San Francisco State imum grants will be raised from primarily will cover defaults and the Oct. 1, 1984, to Sept. 30 , 1985 , increase Work/ Study and agreed. "But I'd like to see more $1 ,900 to $2 ,100, and there are differences between the 9 per­ fiscal year, and was passed Oct. Guaranteed Student Loan of them. and more changes." nearly three million students in cent student increase rate and 11 by both houses of Congress. allocations. "We have a critical problem the program." the actual GSL interest rate. Student financial aid funds In addition, the Office of here," Montana State University comprise nearly $8 billion of the Management and Budget earlier Financial Aid Direc~or Jim Craig total $17.9 billion education pac­ this year proposed letting infla­ said, hoping the increases won't U M donor lists kage, with $3.6 billion earmarked tion eat away more aid programs come too late. "Lots of students for Pell Grants and $3 b'illion'for by keeping budgets the same apply and we have no funds fbr • Guaranteed Student Loans. through the next four years. them." show big Increase "We think the increases will Congress instead has "The budget for financial aid additional $2 .2 million was the loosen up financial aid substan­ increased the total education h.as not grown with the cost of liv­ CO LUMBIA. Mo. - Voluntary result of efforts of affiliated tially," Lou Dietrich, Depart­ budget by 14 percent and sent it ing," he added. support in 1983 for the University organiz ations. Private grants ment of Education to the White House for Reagan's But while education experts of Missouri rose 28 percent over and contracts totaled $3.4 spokeswoman, reported. "The signature. are happy about the increases, the previous year to a record million. budget exceeds our request for "There are increases in just they note the funding is not as $27 .7 million, according to Included in the summary for 1985 and provides a great deal about every program for 1985 ," substantial as it looks. William J. French, UMKC vice the first time is $1.7 million in of aid." Dietrich noted. " It certainly pro­ "The budget restores the ero­ chancellor for development and research support raised by Nevertheless, some aid direc­ vides students 'with more aid sion of the last four years," chairman of the UM four-campus facuity and staff from private tors around the country fear the options." Dallas Martin of the National system's development council. sources to match state funds pro­ increases may be too little, too The SEOG program would get Association of Student Financial The UM ranks sixth'among Big vided by the Research Assis­ late to help current students, and $40 million more, NDSLs $35 Aid Administrators said. "Fund­ Eight and Big Ten public univer­ tance Act. Private support must that they're not big enough to million more and College Work/ ing still doesn't equal the real sities in annual voluntary pro\' ide two dollars to one state help students new to the aid Study $37 .5 million more than purchasing power of fiscal support. dol lar for research designed to programs. 1984 levels if Reagan signs the 1980." "Even more meaningful for benefit the Missouri economy. Still, Congress's aid budget is bill into law. The increases will cover the future is a 40 percent French stressed that the $1.7 billion more than last year's, College financial aid directors inflation's effect on college increase in the number of con­ University of Missouri is greatly and nearly $1.5 billion more than around the country, battered by costs, he predicted, and "maybe tributors ," French said. The increase in donors '>'las par­ indebted to many affiliated ticularly sharp among alumni organizations , loyal volunteers, and corporations. alumni groups, professional Puzzle Answer "This growth shows a rising societ.ies and campus level of appreciation for the con­ organizations for their help pro­ o·\\ I Z 0 I)r tributions the university makes viding private support for to our society, particularly the university students. programs need for highly trained people and research. ~ for Hair ~ and the benefits of quality Private support provides research," French said. about 5 to 6 percent of t.he univer­ {Quality without High Prices} French told the curators that sit.y·s an nual operating budget $22.1 million in private gifts was and also assists with capital con­ received by the university and an struction projects. 7189 Manchester Rd • Wash U Campus. 7711 Clayton Rd. (Main location) 645-1145 889-5526 727-8143 Minorities

from page 1 because of poor grades or other factors. "The Special Services Pro­ Dowden said she'd like to see gram within the Center for the current program expanded Academic Development has into a minority affairs division in been proven to work," Dowden order to broaden its structure said. "Students are happy with and to enable the university to the program, and they're more. hire more personnel to assist favorable to UMSL." She said the blacks. program has a 60 percent reten­ tion rate. "This is the most effective way But Dowden said only a. certain to handle black student reten­ number of students are admitted tion," she said. into the program each year. Dowden said she would contact Stud.ents admitted are classified members of the cabinet in an as "high-risk," meaning they're attempt to gain more informa­ more likely to drop out of school tion on the meeting.

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Criticizes Rep. Troupe Says judge not . • • Dear Editor: black faculty member, who unfortunately Dear Editor: " heterosexuals.' It's not so much a matter Your reporting on the hearing conduct­ was not given tenure. But this was based We chase them from the editorials page, of advertisement as not wanting to be ed by Rep . Troupe as requested by the on the requirements for such considera­ so they take refuge in the classified ads. associated with those of the narrow view­ Black Students Association was fairly tion and not on racial matters. The univer­ Just when you thought it was safe to ignore point expressed in this particular ad . objective but it omitted some of the obser­ sity has a tradition of se lecting high your sexuality again, someone places an vations which the r eporter could have quality potential members, but if they do ad in the Current, sneering at Gays. " Why At l east Tom Kuefler, who also has an ad noticed . . not produce quality education, they is advertising your perversions in the same paper, is willing to sign his First there was less " hearing" than should not and are not to be given necessary?" the respondent asks, then name to his opinions, loony though they there was lecturing by Rep. Troupe. The tenure. advertises his own preferences by Signing may be . One suspects the sincerity, not to black community could well have a better The blacks attending UMSL should be the ad , " Heterosexuals." mention the courage, of anonymous diatribes. role model than displayed by Rep. Troupe proud of the campus and give it support Quite possibly the rationale for openly who was careful to call on only those who and most do . Those who criticize could declaring one's sexual preference is to Meanwhile, folks, judge not, lest thou wanted to criticize the chancellor and the very well be without the facts and should distinguish oneself from the ' apparent thyself be judged. faculty. He refused to abide by ·sound be alerted to politiCians who are merely majority of such self-proclaimed Teddy Ficklen " hearing rules" by refusing to call on any­ trying to convince them of the need for one but blacks. He gave no opportunitv to their votes. Surely our black students are those who would support the chancellor and with more objective good sense than the university. His criticism calling the chan­ politicians give them credit for. They More on merger cellor a racist was not only poor conduct should be giving the chancellor support on for a hearing chairman, but had no founda­ eliminating prejudice in constructive Dear Editor: But wait a moment, am I moving too tion in light of the chancellor's many years ways as the chancellor has been attempt­ For Harris-Stowe, I think you know, the · fast? Am I forgetting a few minor things? of work in support of human rights. ing to do for many years. merge to UMSL would be fair, but why just Like, will it help anY!1ne at all, did I leave Mr. Troupe's criticism about the lack of Sincerely, stop at Harris-Stowe when there are so out the human beings? black faculty appointments is without Eugene P. Schwartz many others out there? Perhaps diversity at our university foundation. The writer was replaced by a University City Let's just take, for argument's sake, shouldn't be the campus choice, for Vin­ McDonald's and Al Baker's. Put them cent Schoemehl thinks it's bogus, and the together, it'd work real well. Like the Car­ others, they have no voice. dinals against the Lakers. This is bad , this merger thing. We 've Praises UMSL students And as long as we 're on the subject of finally got a good school in St. Lou. If sports merge baseball and hockey, you Harris-Stowe wants to mess up a program Dear Editor: a punch delivered without bitterness and should, why not make the two games one? let's send them up to Mizzou! In the Oct. 25 issue UMSL students hatred. Mr. Kuefler and Mr. Okpara should They both use sticks of wood. impressed me with- their literary learn from this. I think Aery is right about Harris to So grab that petition, make the admis­ excellence, understanding, and depth of All those students who non-violently those who oppose I grieve; after most of sion. Don't let us biodegrade, let's make character, as well as a great sense of and eloquently delive'red that mighty the teachers have quit, parking will be a UMSL stick around for a while (at least till humor. I speak of those students who mas­ punch should be proud. They have placed breeze. I graduate). terfully employed the power of the written themselves above the cycle of hate which As tor the CBHE, we 'll have to see . It is UMSL dead at 20? Now that isn't funny, word against the anti-American views of apparently has become the master over that over which Aery presides; let us we are too young to die. Why let them turn Mr. Kuefler and Mr. Okpara. Mr. Kuefler and Mr. Okpara. merge that with the sanitation depart­ our fine institution into a scholastic Mr. Kuefler's and Mr. Okpara's views Sincerely, . ,ment. That · should be of I}O great animal sty? were felled by a knockout blow, but it was Scott Oppenheim surprise. Dan Gordon

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- - .- more letters Nov . 8, 1984 CURRENT page 5 Agrees with Dowden Comments on rights Dear Editor: persecution by namecalling and threats of Dear Editor: are are all alone, with no support groups or Is it wrong to want equality, to be free of violence, to take away that choice. In response to the call for Chancellor attitudes whatsoever. stueotype and able to choose yo ur sexual Grobman's removal: preference without fear of being per­ For those who wish only to be them­ It's nice to have the "benefit of the secuted? Wouldn't it be strange if the "nor­ selves, it is tragic they are persecuted in I am a student at UMSL and personally I doubt," but you can't even get that! mal" were to be homosexual and those such a manner. If everyone were to con­ form , willingly or not, to a set of morals agree with ABC member Priscilla Dowden Hopefully with the new department who were "sick" were those who chose to on the problem of the lack.of Black staff mate with the opposite sex. No one should and beliefs, the individual would head,"Dr. Charles Granger, there will be disappear. members and the insensitivities of faculty a change. "have the right of saying what is normal members. and whans not. I urge the gay organization that is form­ Chancellor Grobman "had" scheduled One · of the basic rights of this great ing not to buckle under to the pressure of For instance, in the biology depart­ sensitivity sessions for the faculty mem­ country is the right to choose; to cho ose those who would deny yo u your rights. As ment, or for that matter, all of the scien­ bers. Well , just when and how are these our religion, our beliefs, to become an for the admini stration, I ask that yo u not ces, there is not one Black instructor sessions to. be conducted, and please don't individual. People have no right to di ctate destroy individual freedom and support · undergraduate or graduate! Not one' ' forget to include the sciences. who or how one chooses to h a ",~ sex. Yet this organization. As a Black biology student at UMSL, yo u Name withheld some in .societ. y continue to try, through Name withheld Job Opportunity Job Opportunity Job Opportunit,>: Jot Opportunity PROJECT'PHJLI P The Current has openings for the position of The Bible Solves all your problems w hen all things and friends fail you Typesetter We offer a free Bible and Correspondence Typesetters type into one of the Current's computer terminals stories, tables, course to all students. Free p o stage. captions and other typed material, so that it may be printed in the fancy typefaces Write to: Project Philif..' -- College Campus used in the newspaper. POBox 11301, Clayt() n P.U St. Louis, MO 63 05 To be a typesetter, all you have to do is be a fairly fast typist. Applicants with ~======~======~ some experience at typesetting or microcomputers are preferred, but if you're inexperienced but really interested in learning a marketable skill, we're willing to train you. the UMS£ Jllumni Jlssociatwn invites you to a holiday event We have openings at the following times (you need not be available for the duration of an open time period to qualify): th e Annual Candle li ght C hris tmas CO ll cen, spon­ sored by UMSL's Alumni Association, at 8:00 p.m., Mondays Tuesdays Wednesdays Fridays Friday, December 7, 1984, at Powell Symphony Hall. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 9 a.m.-1 0 p.m. 9 a.m.-3 p.m. 9 a.m.-3 p.m. The Parkway West C ho ruses, a traditional candlelight procession, a lld traditio nal carols will highlight the Current 'Job Applications are available at the University Center In­ evening. Following the concen, the Alumni Associa­ formation Desk or the Current, Room 1 Blue Metal Office Building. For more tion will host a wine and cheese r,eception. informatlon, cail Jeff Lamb after 3 p.m. at 553-51 '14. Tickets are $10.00. They a re avail able at the UMSL Job Opportunity Job Opportunity Job Opportunity Job Opportunity InfOl:m ation Desk, University Center, 553- 5 1·48, or by m a il through: *************************************** Kathy Baragiola .* * 8901 Julia Dent * * St. Louis, MO 63 124 t BLUEGRASS MUSIC : The deadline for orders is Tuesday, November 27, 1984. ~ AT ITS BEST : *~ Saturday night, November 17th, 1984 :* * 8:00 p.m. * * at the J.C. Penney Auditorium * ~ University of Missouri, St. Louis : ~ 8001 Natural Bridge : * .Featuring * * , ~ * * /!/.. ~.; * * * * ~-r'» , ,>~ " * * * * i:! ~ * * * * . i * * * * * * * * * * * * * "The Hootie Hoots" * * * ~ HOOTER COUNTY EXPRESS : Viktoria Mullova * ~ THE NEW BEGINNING : in concert ~ CLEARWATER GRASS : Thursday, November 29, 1984 8:15 p.m., J.C. Penney Auditorium * PAUL BRAKE & THE BLUEGRASS LIMITED * *~ PROFESSIONAL SOUND BY JACK MAXAM :* General Public $7 UM Faculty/Sta.ff $5 * General Admission $5.00 "Students Discount $4.00 * UM Students $~ * MABC Members $4.00 Children Under 12 Free * * * This concert series is sponsored by the University of * Presented by the Missouri Area Bluegrass Committee * Missouri-St. Louis and the St. Louis Arts and * . * Humanities Commission. ************* "************************* *** page 6 CURRENT Nov. 8,1984 -- ACROSS 35 Cook in hot Newman House plans fast water 1 Stalks 37 Places officials at Oxfam state, "You Kempf il)vites all participat­ 6 Gush out 38 Animal's foot CROSS Jim Tuxbury 11 Hurls 40 Golf mounds will develop a growing sense of ing students to participate in a assistant news editor 13 Warming device 42 Paid notices self-esteem as a citizen of this "simple supper of soup .and 14 Negative prefix 43 Burrowing WORD UMSL students will be asked to planet who is contributing to a bread" on that day. The event will 15 Flounders animals participate in a nationwide fast. decent quality of life for be held at the Newman House 17 Babylonian 45 Male sheep The fast is being sponsored joint­ others. " and will feature Gloria deity 46 Cyrpinoid fish 47 Colonized PUZZLE 18 Land measure ly by the UMSL Newman House, According to Corky Kempf, Lohrmann, the Missouri coor­ 49 Sun god 20 Journeys Intervarsity Christian assistant campus minister of the dinator of Bread for the World , as 50 Sufferers from 21 High mountain FROM COLLEGE Fellowship Association, Metro Newman House, the fast has a the guest speaker. Hansen's 22 Go by water PRESS SERVICE Baptists, and the Wesley two-fold goal. The first goal is to disease Information tables regarding 24 Transgress Foundation on Thursday, Nov. 15 . "raise funds for Oxfam." The 52 Instructs Answers on page 3 the fast will be set up in the 25 The sweetsop 54 Catch second goal Kempf cited is "to 26 Streetcar 8 Guido's low University Center Nov. 13 55 Meat 3 TeutoniC deity The nationwide fast is being give the people the experience of 28 Slew note through 15 from 1 to 2 p.m. DOWN 4 Cut organized by Oxfam America. what it is like to be hungry." 30 Wife of Geraint 5 Hit hard 9 Walked Officials of Oxfam give several Kempf stated that one needn't Money raised through the 32 Plaything 1 Mixes 6 Stitches unsteadily reasons for fasting. First, they give up only food. He suggested national fast will be used to 33 Parts of play 2 Part of neck 7 Dance step 10 Snares say that "Fasting can bring a real giving up "video games or junk benefit Oxfam's quest to combat 12 Wild plum awareness of those millions in food or snacks." Whatever one hunger, mainly in Southern 13 Shocking the world who live with so little." 16 Skulk decides to give up , Kempf urges Africa. Kempf stated that money 19 Leads Second, by sharing the money that the money be given to the from the UMSL fast will be sent 21 Studio that you could have spent on food , Oxfam cause. "directly to Oxfam." 23 Paths 25 Apportion 27 Sixty secs. . 29 TenniS stroke Fees 31 Railroad Felton stations from page 1 33 Unforeseen from page 1 the students," Page said. 34 Seasoning organizations will have until 5 Felton said he thought that 36 Becomes aware agreed, saying that the curators instead of holding a press con­ of p.m. on Nov . 19 to make requests had not given Felton all the data 37 Buckets for a share of this money. ference, he would send press on the proposal that they had releases to the newspapers. 39 Part of shoe Funds for this committee are been supplied with. 41 Shatter 43 Simple obtained from the student activi­ "They are manipulating "I'm going to foster an image you ," Shelton said. "They gave that I know what's gOing on and 44 Slave ties fee which each student pays 47 Weight of India at the beginning of each semes­ you piecemeal information." that I can represent the 48 Pigeon pea ter. According to Wallace, the " If you don't Ihold a press students," he said. "This issue 51 Parent: colloq. portion alloted to the Student conference I you will be doing needs to be reconsidered and I 53 That is: abbr. Services Fee _ Committee exactly what the curators do to favor divestiture." amounts to about 5 percent of the fee. Applications for funds must be picked up and returned to the Student Affairs Office, 301 Woods Hall. Wallace said that requests will be granted "somewhat on need." He added that the committee also takes into account the "greatest number of people to benefit from the purchases. ,. HOMECOMING For more information, contact the Student Affairs Office at 553- 5211.

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Marjorie Bauer , upgrade their status - they were columnist housed in miserable circumstan­ ces, and we effected a change in "When I came to this univer­ their physical housing, their sity in 1983 , I really considered access to 'recreation, rehabilita­ changing my name to - Van tion and education that male UMSL' '' prisoners had." So said Elizabeth (Betty) Van Van Uum was active on behalf Uum , assistant to the chancellor of County Hospital when for public affairs. Put her in a attempts were made to close it. group, give her half a chance, and "We established and reinstated soon she'll be the center of a prenatal and gynecological ser­ laughing circle cracking up at vices for women at County ," her sallies and jokes. She she said. apparently relishes entertaining '''Some of the issues we got into and amusing people as part of her were ridiculous. You remember job on campus. the 'Breast Feeding Issue'?" she , She claims "a lot of the fighting asked. "Well. several years ago, a Irish spirit" due to her Irish woman shopping at a discount heritage, with a maiden name of store needed to nurse her new Flynn. And she has needed that baby. She took the child to a spirit to survive a more-than­ remote part of the parking lot and ordinary share of tragedy in her proceded. A policeman, alerted life. But she seems blessed with Cedric R. Anderson that she might be shoplifting. the ability to "make lemonade" VAN UMSL: Betty Van Uum, assistant to the chancellor for public affairs, fosters an awareness of approached the car. and seeing when life deals her a lemon. UMSL and its programs between the university and the community. what was going on did not quite Her mother died when she was know what to do." At this point. 12 years old. She and her father That, of course was a turning learning experience for me. Most women's groups, so I got to know Van Uum assumed the role of the continued to live in Bel Nor, point in her life, as she had to feminists have found their roots the inside workings of the politi­ embarrassed policeman and across from the campus, and she reassess her position and decide are founded in social movements' cal process, how bills were form­ said. "Ahhmm' You could be came under the supervision of what to do about the rest of her like this. This was my ulated and presented and so arrested for lewd behavior." her paternal grandmother and life. initiation. forth . -;" Well the woman was so great aunt. Until this time. Van Uum, had "When the women's movement "In 1974 , a County Council seat appalled that she asked for an "These were marvelous led "a very tradition.al kind of life reached St. Lou is in 1971. at least became vacant. There had never apology. The matter wen ~ to the women, in their 80s ," Van Uum ofthe '50s." Educated at St. Ann's to my consciousness," she said been a woman on the council and county counselor who was the said . "Full of fun . They went school in Normandy and St. with her ready laugh, "I became I was elected." Van Uum said. lawyer. He wrote a nine-page where they wanted, saw whom Joseph's Academy, she active with the formation of a She served on lh e council for opinion, trying to establish that they pleased and remained in graduated from Saint Louis group called The Women's Politi­ eight years. While there, Van breast feeding be construed as excellent health till their very University with a degree in cal Caucus - a national multi, Uum was chairman of the Jus­ 'lewd behavior' We took it up last years. They lived to be 104 political science. She became a partisan group. I was part of the tice, Health and Welfare Com­ bee-ore the Cou nc il and held a and 102 years of age." They ~raditional "Mom ," staying home original St. Louis group. mittee for six years, with the publi c hearing. ~\ e even got a call encouraged independence in to care for her children and hus­ .. At that point. my interests oversight and responsibility for fr om England about it! But we their young charge. anti she was band. Her ideas and upbringing moved from civil rights to par­ the courts. hospitals, police finally did get positive too young to know they were were very traditional, she said. ticipating in the political pro­ department and "welfare," the newspaper articles on the "old ." "I've absolutely no fear of After losing her husband, Van cess, understanding how it euphemism for the jail. There benefits of nursing a child. We growing old , due to their Uum needed some outreach. She worked. I'm still active 'in the was no "welfare" about it, Van tried to put in building codes a influence," Van Uum said, "and took a course at Saint Louis Women's Caucus though. Its pur­ Uum said. suggestion to include areas as the women in our family either University, and there met some pose is to hel p women work for "I was the initiator of legisla­ where mothers could go to nurse died young or very old - I guess football players with the St. office at all levels. tion passed several years ago, - in privacy and comfort, but there since I'm no longer young, -I'm Louis Cardinals. They "When we started out, 2 per­ a tax on marriage licenses and wasn't the commitment from the here for the long haul!" introduced her to people active cent of pOliti cal offices were held divorce decrees, to provi de other members." The second tragedy happened in the Corps of Congress Racial by women. Now we're up to 6 per­ money for shelters for victims of But Van Uum wa~n ' t only a in 1969, when her husband was Equality - a national group. - cent - so you could say we've domestic violence. I'm proud of "feminist" in office. One of the killed in an automobile accident. "Well. I became very active tripled' that. I worked to provide council's roles was to direct land Van Uum was pregnant with their and I suppose this was my first "In the early days. I worked sheltered workshops for the han­ development. "The majority of third child, and the child also introduction to political activi­ with the Missouri Legislature, as dicapped. I've worked tirelessly died. ty," Van Uum said. "It was a representative of a number of for women prisoners, trying to See " Van Uum," page 9 UMSL Wargamers live out fantasies anyone interested in a writing ca­ Jan Tyc reporter reer. So the Medieval Wargamers is both educational Have you ever wanted to live and social." out a fantasy? Maybe live in Whether you participate as a another time like Medieval gamemaster or a character in the England and save a fair damsel fantasy, the role-playing is a in distress, or in modern-day great creative outlet. You need America and leap tall buildings not know all the rules or aspects in a single bound, or maybe even of the game to have fun. into the 25th century, and save the universe from total distruction The group's games are not - by the evil force? limited to only fantasy role­ playing. The students play board If yo u have, you are like the games. strategy games, some many others who have joined t.he card games and the more popular organization known as the UMSL Cedric R. Anderson "Dungeons and Dragons." No Medieval Wargamers. It is a prior knowledge or experience is BIOLOGY AND FRIENDSHIP: The Biology Club's goals are to encourage investigation in life group of students with many dif­ necessary to join. The stUdents in sciences, promote scientific tr.uth, and offer fellowship. ferent interests who meet every the organization are willing to Friday at 1 p.m. in either the help and always welcome new University Center lounge or members. Room 156 University Center to Biology Club offers fellowship live out these and many other Alt hough the Medieval fantasies. Wargamers is considered an projects around UMSL and the sonal contributions from our Elaine Touscany intramural sport, Mike Barbre, a reporter surrounding communities. Its members," Rodriguez said. These fantasies consist of liv­ computer science major and vice main goal is to encourage inves- . The club also plans to create a ing out a series of scenarios by president of the organization, Are you interested in be com- tigation in the life sciences and ITIap identifying the different role-playing and free-form act­ said that the group is not aided by ing involved in a club that offers promote scientific truth. "It's types of trees found on the UMSL ing. The scenarios are super­ the Student Activi ies Budget an interesting schedule of events alive!" club member Gary Bon- campus. Recently the Biology vised by what is commonly Committee. Therefore the from camp-outs to wolf-howls? koski said. Club stocked Bugg Lake with known as the gamemaster. Major students are asked to help by pro­ The Biology Club, a part of the Upcoming events include a white-grass carp, an algae­ Hieken, a business administra­ viding their own supplies for the UMSL Biological Society, might camp-out at Onondaga Park, a eating fish, to help control the tion major minoring in mass games as well as for any adver­ be for you. "The club is all about "wolf-howl" at Tyson Park, a over-growth of algae that was communication, has had experi­ tiSing for the group. fri ~ ndship and fellowship with haunted house Halloween party, destroying the beauty of the ence in this role of the game. fun in between," said club pres i- and various plant and bake sales -lake. Although the Medieval "The gamemaster prepares dent Tom Rodriguez. to be held around campus. The club has chosen its 1984- Wargamers is not well known Open to all UMSL students and "These sales raise funds to 85 officers. They are Tom Rod- the plot of the fantasy and keeps here on the UMSL ~pus, the track of ' the rules," Hieken alumni. the Biology Club is support activities and are poss- See ('Wargameis::' .p.a,t¢ ,9 active in various environmehfal· .. ible through donations and per- See "Biology;", page 8 explained. "Gametrraster is for page 8 CURRENT Nov. 8, 1984 Murray is determined to expand his range a loss leader. In this regard, I t1efield duty affects each dif­ qualities of wealth and stability John Byrum co-wrote the screen­ Nick Pacino salute Murray's tactics, and wish ferently; Gray returns home to she had hoped to get from Larry. play. Murray's Rabelaisian, film critic more stars with box office clout suburban Chicago, anxious to As fate would have it, Gray's firm slapstick humor doesn't tran­ "Columbia presents ... BiII would do the same. work in his father's brokerage went broke in the Stockmarket slate easily to serious drama, but Murray in a role unlike anything With that said and done, I business. Larry returns to crash of 1929 , his father commit­ others have accomplished it; e.g. hl:! 's done before!!''' . thought Murray ~ s talents inap­ ted suicide, and they are forced Jackie Gleason and Milton Berle. So shouts the latest media propriate for this dramatic vehi­ to live in Paris with Isabel's Murray playing Murray has been hype on Murray's new picture, cle, although his co-stars, James wealthy, gad-about Uncle successful, but Murray playing film Elliott. . "The Razor'S Edge." I agree with Keach, Catherine Hicks, Theresa Murray playing Larry isn't. this electronic declaration. Russell and Dunholm Elliot, pro­ • Larry and his old friends go out . Byrum effectively shows Murray, a popular '80s comedian, vide ample support. review on the town to celebrate their Larry's stark lifestyle: full of uses a '60s flower-child approach "The Razor'S Edge," written in . reunion. They run into former books, manual labor and 'gurus, to do a film adaptation of a '40s 1943 by the novelist W. Somerset school chum Sophie (Russell), a contrasted with his friends at novel, about the turbulent '20s. Maugham, is the story of Larry Europe, traveling in a restless dipsomanic doper, turning tricks homes, parties and shallowness. There is enough anachronism Darrell (Murray) and Isabel search for some significance to for a living. Her fall from grace The cinematography shows off here to qualify as a almanac. (Hicks), the girl whom he loved, life, and for genuine peace of occurred after her husband and beautiful landscapes. The them but never got around to marry­ mind. chlid had been killed in an music, like Columbia, promises When I saw this moyie, last ing. Early in their relationship, He seeks this elusive goal in accident. without delivering. week, I brought some intellec­ Isabel is aware of the fascination seething Paris fishmarkets, Larry takes Sophie under his The novel was an acclaimed tual baggage, i.e., I had seen the she holds for men, not dreary English coal mines, wing, and one of the best sequen­ Best Seller.' The 1946 film was 1946 production of "Razor's necessarily for her fiance, Larry. parched interiors of India and ces, begins to reform her. In a . nominated for an Oscar as Best Edge" and felt it to be a Near He is impetuous and uncertain finally with growing success, in desperate, futile gesture, Isabel Picture, and Anne Baxter won on Classic, but also admired Murray about life in general and per­ the . lofty heights of the strikes out at Sophie to regain as Best Supporting Actress in the for his determination to expand sonal commitments i.n Himalayas. He returns to Paris, Larry. The results are tragic role of Sophie. The 1984 version his range. Undoubtedly Colum­ particular. only to meet his old flame, and melodramatic. . leaves something to be desired. bia financed this drama in order Along with his college friend Isabel. She is obviously stiII in This plot-line isn't likely to Maybe it's just the passage of to secure Murray's service in Gray (Keath), Larry jOins the love with Larry, though she has amuse the "Meatball" crowd. time. In 1946 many critics their gross busting epic. Ambulance Corps, for service in been married to his old buddy, And Murray can't complain about panned the original. It is rated "Ghostbusters" - for them it was World War I Europe. Grizzly bat- Gray, a man who had all the the script, as he and director PG. ECM records keep Columnist responds to letters making quality jazz In this language there are 400 rist, believes that parents with Marjorie Bauer general words for things DeJohnette lopes along with a columnist emotional problems, tend to Rex Bauer traditional reggae type beat but (general), 200 things (pictured) confuse their offsprings's sex­ jazz critic just can't resist the urge to throw Words. How many in the 100 qualities (general) and 50 ual identification. For the P:1St 14 .', ars, the ECM in the occasional non-traditional English language? Words can qualities (opposite) and 100 So it's hard to know what is . record label out of Munich has DeJohnette fills . Brecker offers have a mystical, beautiful, ugly operations, i.e. verbs and "right" or "wrong" in this earned a most deserved reputa­ a soulful -interpretation of the 'eligious or amusing connota­ qualifiers. The only adjectives connection. tion as the bastion of quality non­ main theme, and Abercrombie .;ion, to name a few . with a hint of emotion are "vio­ Can we convince people with commercial jazz. In the world of doesn't come in until the break, The French language is full lent," and "dirty." righteous views on the subject, lazz undercurrents that flows which departs fro'm reggae, to his of beautiful-sounding words, The language was developed that perhaps their stance is too :leneath the polular trends, ECM more characteristic dissonance and the language "sings." But black-and-white, too rigid, too has comfortably rooted itself at interspersed with some sporadic. Italian is the language for sing­ intolerant? the bottom of the river - much to gnat-note soloing. ing, with sounds and words that I tend to think not. Some the delight of its fans, who are fit the voice to perfection. column people's minds are too narrow mostly based on either coast of We 're talking about I and restricted in outlook to America. aesthetics - the beauty of by C.K Ogden of Cambridge admit new evidence. They can­ So when the word came out this stream language. University, England, between not admit that perhaps they year that ECM was going to make ' But, it seems there has been a 1925 and 1932 . It was endorsed don't have all the answers on a play for the adult contemporary preponderance of words with by the late Sir Winston any given subject, and certainly market and similar middle of the lines other connotations in the Churchill. not in this highly charged road formats, fears began to Current's Letters section of But would the use of this matter. arise that Pat Metheny might do late. In the Oct. 4 and Oct. 25 language eliminate the heat Perhaps one good thing about renditions of Barry Manilow hits "Night," the title cut, is a good edition are the following: the emergence of the issue 01 representation of Abercrobie's and emotion generated by the or Eberhard Weber thumping out "morally decayed, disgust­ list of words listed above? It's homosexuality on campus, is soft, contemplative style with the latest from Kool and the ing, sick, ungodly, sinful,rab­ a dream. that many of us have sought particular attention given to the Gang. ble, evil, booze, rampant decay, What we need then, is to get to more information on the sub­ subtle nuances of the piece. Well our fears can be laid to appalling, corrupt, degrading, the bottom of the ject; we haven't found many Brecker really shines in this one rest, at least for the time being. disease, vigilante, gay­ emotionalism. We need facts. answers either. It has brought with a tenor sound that one would ' For the first offerings of a more bashing. moral turpitude, sick­ But the trouble is, there are out the humanitarian trend of most likely hear from · a popular genre have been ens, virulence .... " no definitive facts, as far as thought in the majority of res-. released, and although they do penthouse suite overlooking Not so plE:asant? What about homosexuality is concerned. ponses. not seem terribly different from Central Park. going back to Basic English - a The authority I researched, de­ And certainly, a college cam­ what ECM aficionados are used "3 East" features a light and ,elected vocabulary of 850 scribed the problem as "a pus should be the forum for to, they tend to lean toward a quick organ solo by Hammer and English words and a set of rules social problem," and "one of expression of ideas from all more popular sound. And if it DeJohnette's noted juggernaut for their use? This language is the more controversial scien­ segments of the community, helps ECM pay the bills in order style of drumming. supposed to help a better tific questions of the day." Are should it not? to keep up the quality of the label understanding between they [homosexuals) "products rEditor's note: Information for in general it's OK with me. "Believe You Me" is one of the nations, speaking different of their environment," or the above article was extracted So in this column, I'll take a strongest cuts on "Night." It's a languages. So , wouldn't it help "constitutional or biological?" from "Not the Law's Business," look and listen to one of the first real toe-tapper in 6/8 time among people speaking the Are all " .. .latent homosex- by Gilbert Geis, Schocken offerings of this sort: "Night" by underlayed by a flowing same language? . uals?" Irving Bieber, psychiat-. Books, New York, 1979.1 John Abercrombie (ECMI271) minimalist riff. Abercrombie Abercrombie-guitar, Jan makes his boldest impreSSion Hammer-keyboards, Jack with a choppy, stop-and-go kind DeJohnette-drums, Mike of anxious soloing that grabs the U PB presents Brecker-tenor sax. attention of the listener Biology Aberbrombie has been a Frequent "David Letterman" Guest. stalward on ECM since 1974 , Abercrombie is truly a guitar player's guitar player. "Night" is when he released his first album. from page 7 "Timeless" which also featured a superbly mixed album (thanks Jay Leno' Hammer and DeJohnette. to engineer Jan Erik Konshaug) nguez, president; Gary "Night" bears a number of and allows ample space for all Bonkoski, vice preSident; Debbie similarities with "'Timeless," not musicians present to do their Lyndon, treasurer; Johanna only in terms of personnel but thing. Hietla, asistant treasurer; Scott also intrumentally and com­ Look for two very big jazz con­ Thompson, secretary; Anabella pOSitionally but with enough dif­ certs this month: Patrick Moraz Renee Kiygant, public relations; ferences to easily justify the and Bill Bruford will be at Mike Szabo, assistant public making of the album. Washington University's relations. The tirst tune on the album if Graham Chapel on Nov . 14 at 8 called "Ethereggae," written by p.m . and Missouri's favorite son, The Biology Club meets on Hammer. It features Hammer's Pat Metheny and group will hit Fridays at 1 p.m. in Room 326 , legendary strengths On the Moog the Scottish Rite Cathedral on Stadler Hall. For more informa­ synthesizer that blazed a trail for Nov . 19, thanks, once again, to tion contact John Mruzik, club so many fusion artists of the '70s. AMK & Accociates. sponsor, at 553-6227. Student Association Assembly Reasonable Fees/Certified Staff I "Comedy Improv at the Summit" meeting 10 minutes from UMSL Friday, D.ecember 7 Sunday, 2:00 p.m. .FamUy Planning, Inc. Two Shows November 11, 1984 Tickets available N'OW! 72 J.e. Penney. In the Woodson Nllts Shopping Center 4024 Woodson Road. (.114) 427-4.1.11 at U. Center InfQ~ Desk Nov. 8, 1984 CURRENT page 9 Van Uum I finished my term on the council. from page 7 I report directly tu the cha.n­ my time was spent on develop­ celior," Van Uum said. ment - that is whether land Her job at UMSL is to foster an would be developed into com­ awareness of UMSL and its pro­ mercial or residential land," Van . grams between the university Uum explained. " My area and the community. Thejob, Van included the Westport area and Uum said, has external and inter­ development was the 'meat' of nal functions. She initially my activities." researched the community to see Van Uum finds the nomina- what was known about the tion of Geraldine Ferraro .as the university to identify its Democratic candidate for vice strengths and weaknesses. She is president to be interesting, the also a member of the Regional Cedric R. Anderson reason being that, she said, the Commerce and Growth A GOOD INVESTMENT: Tyler Kahdeman, president of the Investment Club, talks with reporter exercise of politics is the exer­ Association. Lee Myrick. The club offers an excellent learning opportunity for any future investor. cise of power. "Our culture Referring to the recent pro- · encourages women to be posals from the Coordinating pacifiers. Women have to start at Board of Higher Edu cation, Van the bottom and work their way Uum "noted an overwhelming Investment club formed up . We don't have a place handed support from our 100.odd cities. Lee Myrick Th e cJ ub meets at least their gain, and if they los'e money down, such as in industry and Groups not necessarily involved film dynasties. The American reporter weekly, to discuss and follow it's their loss. in education seem to realize what stocks so thatit can predict when public is now more accepting an asset they have in UMSL. A An investment club that offers The question of where the that women can do an effective the stocks are low enough to UMSL Investment Club is going blue-ribbon St. Louis Committee an excellent learning oppor­ bu y. job. The electorate is way ahead for Public Universities is being tunity for any future investor has to get funds to invest arises. of the inside politicai power formed by the Chancellor's been formed at UMSL. President "Our motto, 'Buy low - sell Kahdeman confidently expects a structure in terms of accepting Council to respond to the coor­ of the club, Tyler Kahdeman, high,' says it all.' That's what donation of at least $10,000 from women candidates. Women have dinating committee. I see the top said that he expects a lot of stu­ stocks are all about," Kahdeman a private source to be a trust for to fight their way through the business leaders in town pre­ dent interest. said. "The idea is to make your the club. He also believes that party systems. Ferraro's pared to state that UMSL is client rich, and yourself rich," fund soon will be increased by There are only 12 other invest­ nomination is a great step important. No one has said 'No' he added. smart investments. ment clubs in the nation like the forward ." yet," she added. "Anyone has the opportunity to Initially, Van Uum met opposi­ one ·Kahdeman proposed and Kahdeman sees the whole ven­ The internal part of her job ture as low on risk and high on learn these skills," Kahdeman tion - she was both young and a consists of serving as a resource brought into being with the help of three other business return. The group will diversify said, "and they' II have us to make woman, 20 years younger than to the university. ''I'm here to administration-finance majors its investments to lower that contacts for them in the business any other member. "In the early show people how to get through and several faculty members. risk. "The most faSCinating thing community. We are a vehicle for days, people tended to ask me, government bureaucracy," Van Kahdeman believes that the club about the stock market," said information. That's what makes 'What do you call yourself, coun­ Uum said. "I've met a number of will be the perfect complement Kahdeman, "is the calculated us unique." cilman or councilwoman?' But student and faculty groups in that risk. There's a'little bit of a gam­ Kahdeman also sees this as an later the questions turned to capacity." to the UMSL School of Business ble, but it is calculated. It says opportunity for the finance 'What do you do? ' And something In the days and weeks to come, Administration. something when you can beat the major to do some real hands-on women have to guard against is the UMSL community can con­ "UMSL has the finest business odds and make the profit.'· investment work before entering tokenism,"she said. sider itself fortunate to have the school in the University of Mis­ the job market, and he believes "My future politically? Cer­ advocacy of this young woman souri system," Kahdeman said, The club is open to anyone, with the firm handshake and that it will be good for any tainly I'm interested in what goes "the best courses, the best pro­ regardless of major. Kahdeman student's resume. on politically. I understood they straight self-confident gaze. fessors. This is where the money believes that those members were looking for someone as Mrs. Van UMSL!. The name fits is at for UMSL. " who are not finance majors will "We expect to have our doors assistant to the chancellor, when well. benefit the most. "Anyone inte­ beaten down. You 're learning to And money is what this club is rested in investirrg in the invest with ' someone else's Wargamers all about - learning how to make securities market will benefit money," he explained. The club it. Although the members will be' from the club. We try to have fun is planning fund-raisers in the games as well as new variations using hypothetical portfolios to while we teach," Kahdeman near future to augment the trust from page 7 of older games. An estimated track stocks and bonds, they will said. and to get the club rolling. idea of fantasy role-playing has a 6,000 people were at last August's also be playing with real money and making real investments. All the officers are finance Students interested in joining wide foHowing. Every year dur­ convention. maj ors, and the faculty advisers the UMS L Investment Club may ing the month of August, the Jen That's what makes this club dif­ Back from the convention with give them as much autonomy as call Steve Liberman at 863- Con Corivention is held in Wis­ new and exciting games, such as ferent from any other business­ possible. If they make money, it's 7122. consin. .fen Con is one of the "Stalking the Night Fantastic," a related club on campus. largest conventions where peo­ take off on the late night. series ple like Hieken, Barbre, Tom "Night Stalker," the UMSL Dunham and Tim Tolly get Medieval Wargamers are explor­ Vaughan goes through the. motions together to discuss and play new ing many new fantasies. Mark Bardgett In all fairness, there's noth­ the best, in rock music today. pop music critic ing here which isn't accessible The album isn't a complete ------.A really affordable 1 in some aspect, but it's the loss to patented blues numbers. Stevie Ray Vaughan And Dou­ same stuff you get from all too In the cover of Jimi Hendrix's . portable electronic ble Trouble many garage bands. Songs like "Voodoo Chile (Slight Return)," Couldn't Stand The Weather the arrangement isn't as crea­ ~ --','. ' Epic tive as it could be. Stevie Ray . \,.., Vaughan vividly recreates the ** album .' torturing of notes in a buzzing What? A guitarist for the Thin environment relative to the , ~ White Duke, Dav id Bowie • Hendrix style. On "Stang's / ~IIIIIIIE SMITI-I releasing a gutsy, hard-driving review Swang" he ventures into new iJ IE CORON~ Texas blues album. It seems a territory, cool jazz project dot­ I' contradiction in terms. But ted by Vaughan's light-lilting 1983 saw guitarist extrodinaire "The Things (That) I Used To guitar. The title track is Stevie Ray Vaughan bridge the Do" and "'rin Pan Alley" are . reminiscent of so much of the di stance between "Let's B.B. King-like clones, and work on Texas Flood, and Dance" and "Texas Flood" with "Cold Shot" is a plodding, cum­ without a doubt is the best one of the most refreshing bersome number hedging on offering here, in that he • Executive letter quality printing blues albums in recent the later works of the Doors, yet cleverly mixes a heavy blues • 100 character, one-touch memory. But on his latest as the former two songs do , di s­ line with a writhing funk guitar. lift off correction album, "Cou ld n't Stand The solve into a slow, simple - The verses elicit a Robin • Automatic relocate to next Weather," Vaughan simply rhythm in which you find your­ Trower sound. but it's not as typing position after correction goes through the motions, and self dreading what could come obviously cliched as in so many • Dual Pitch-10 & 12 though his guitar work is still as next. other songs. characters per inch exciting as it is iritricate, it just The scale jumps a bit in • Full 11" writing line doesn't jive when pasted over "Scuttle buttin'" and "Honey For the hard-core guifar fan there's probably something of • Forward and reverse index bland, cliched rhythms. As Bee," affable yet familiar shuf- . value here, especially in the Texas Flood molded a distinc­ . fles . Throughout, Vaughan's • Interchangeable typestyles solos. but "Couldn't Stand The on daisy • tive styLe for Stevie Ray guitar remains impressive with Weather" could stand a little Vaughan, "Couldn't Stand The a rapid-fire delivery in "Scuttle more creative effort and less • Durableprint wheels ~:s~.~ ·._·I··.·.. ..~::~ ~ Weather" relies more on cheap, Buttin" and his dynamic ability ••• reliance on borrowed blues lock-on tired sounds than the guitarist's to gracefully shift styles while classics as a way of displaying cover ability to rehabilitate end soloing as in "Honey Bee," con­ transform them into vincing efforts that illustrate Vaughan'S versatility and something special. why he is one of the best if not. finesse on the guitar.

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The University Program Tuesday and Wednesday from 9 Board will host its annual a.m. to 2 p.m. and 5 to 7 p.m. Homecoming Dinner Dance both days. Polls will be located next Friday, Nov . 16 , at the in the lobbies of the University Country Manor Hall. Tickets Center, the Social Sciences and are $9 per person. Business Building and the Brad Hildebrand, deejay for South Campus. IS:Y -98 Radio, will provide the Three king candidates and entertainment with music. two queen candidates filed. Attendance prizes will be given Eighteeen candidates par­ by Seven-Up Bottling Com­ ticipated in last year's race. pany, the co-sponsor for the . Arleen Steevensz, organizer for Janet M. Neuner event. this year's dance, said she felt Neuner is a senior majoring Tickets for the dance are on the lack of response was due to in business administration/ sale at the University Center insufficient time for planning marketing. She is sponsored by Information Desk. The dance and due to the fact that instead the Panhellenic Council and is a will be held from 8p.m. to 12:30 of each fraternity and sorority member of Delta Zeta Sorority. a.m. at the Country Manor Hall sponsoring a candidate, the She has participated in the 16801 Manchester Road. Din governing boards for the frater­ UMSL Senate, the Student Ac­ ner and a cash bar will b ,c_ nities and sororities each spon­ tivities Budget Committee and offered. sored one candidate. the Marketing Club. Elections for Homecoming The following candidates king and queen will be held next have applied:

Jim Reich Robert E. Cowell Michael Luczak Reich is representing the Cowell is sponsored by the Luczak is a sophomore Interfraternity Council. He is a University Singers and is run­ majoring in English. He pre­ senior majoring in ' busines. ning with Kimberly Odom. He sently serves as features/arts administration and accounting. is a junior music management editor of the Current. He claims He has held the offices of presi­ major who has served as presi­ to maintain ' a B average .in dent, secretary, and pledge dent of the jazz/madrigal college and says he's only run- . trainer for ' Pi Kappa Alpha singers. He enjoys sports and ning so he'll win and can write fraternity. He has participated has taught at the YMCA. about it in his weekly series, in the UMSL Senate and is a "coillmn." prospecting member of Beta Alpha Psi. Nov. 8, 1984 CURRENT page 11 ·-- classifteds----~----~------~

Help Wanted Need a gift for a shower, for a To The Defunct British Cal. Kelly, John: birthday, or for Christmas? Consider We take normal classes like: Sorry, I meant separated instead of To a fun-loving Sig Tau, here is your Fraternities, Sororities, Campus a crocheted afghan. Baby blanket Chemistry, Genetics, Physics, dislocated arm! Tell me more about tip: Don't go ducking in unfamiliar organizations or a very energetic size $25, Single bed size $40, lap Accounting, Qualitative Analysis, your friend. places. You serve your donuts with individual to act as our rep for our warmer or shawl $20. Some pre­ Microbiology, Skiing and Scuba Div­ Splash class! We expect your service every annual spring break trips to Florida ~ made available. Will make in your ing. What do you take:' Fashion, morning from now on (with a smile)! earn commissions and/ or free trip. color(s) choice with proper notice. Hairstyles of the '80s and Color Coor­ MarkV. W. 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Call 432- addressess. right fraternity. At least you lived your Adventurously yours, education major. Call Holly at 385- 6470. Splash, P.1. fantasy on Halloween night. 2 wild girls 3000. lustfully, Mom, Dad, Pat Abortion Service.,s: Confidential Dear British Caledonian, and the dog. To the cute ballerina and mysterious Need money? Work part-time and counseling, pregnancy test, pelvic In regard to your personal to us last gangster, we enjoyed your--presence earn 25% to 50% on sales of nu­ exams. Reproductive Health Service week: Get a clue to life. Not everyone Dear Kim , (alias sweetie pie) at our party! We had a great time tritional health and weight-loss pro­ - the oldest most respected name in can be plain and ugly like you. We just You cafeteria stud dog, that dancing and drinking with you! ducts. Watch cable . TV-SPN problem prognancy counseling and add some spice to our otherwise bor­ leopard skin underw",ar just turns me You're fun to be around, you really November 10 from 7 to 9:30 ·p.m. or ol:ltpatient abortion services in the on. I want to tame the wild beast . - ing school days. know how to liven up a party! November 24 from noon to 3 p.m. If Midwest. Call: 367-0300 (city) or love, Chico , within you. The Chip-n-dales interested, call 653-0627. 227-7225 (west county); toll free in Tarzan the leopard skinner Missouri 1-800-392-0885. Help wanted, part·time service sta­ Kelly, To the filthy scum who stole my cmit tion attendant, apply 8061 Clayton Alice Willenborg typing: Resumes, Thanks for the warning, maybe you out of my locked car in the parking To all the cats in Psychology, let's Road, 725-6711 . research papers, and reports. Call can introduce me to your friend. garage behind Clark Hall - I hope have a great time at the DZ formal. 621-6767, 8:30 - 5. 345-8635 after We're really nice. If we didn't like you you're really proud of that theft and love, Earn extra money for X- Mas and win­ work. $1 a pag·e. we wouldn't tease you, we almost the fact that you've stolen a Head Cat ter tuition! Earn $100 per week stuff­ haVe a song for you. necessity from me that I cannot ing 100 envelopes at home. For free Join your friends at UMSl -Home­ Splash afford to replace. To the perky Delta Zeta pledge details send a SASE to U-Home coming 1984! Tickets on sale NOW trainer: You've got great teeth! I hope at Info Desk. someday soon that you'll sink them Marketing, 2031 Vallette 9, St. louis, Attention New Conformist Club: Sven/optometry student, into me!!! Mo. 63136. Or call 553-581 2 after 2 Nov. 31 will mark our first meeting. I don't know what happened to last A Catholic male virgin p.m., M - Thurs. The subject at hand will be the "Save week's message, I turned one in. Do Personal Bugg lake Fishathon." Don't forget all optometry students get new Newspaper route near St. Charles. that royal flush concert right. Bill, specs? They really look To the luscious tall Delta Zeta red To Mr and Mrs. John M.: Approximately 190 papers should be Dave, Mark, Tammy, Steve, Karen, spectacular! head: "You're a warm hearted lady!" Thanks for the gloriously enjoyable delivered between 5 and 7 a.m. Mon­ Brad, Joe and groupies. Your s~eculating ED. Cafe Reg. love, day through Friday. Starting salary Halloween party. Hopethe pumpkins A Secret Observer don't take up too much space. $15 per day. If you can work early in Dear Xi, Congratulations Sigma Tau Gamma The Biology Club the morning and if you are depend­ How did you like the socials with for being the division 1 football Annette, we should have went back, able call 723-8319. the fraternity guys. Watch those champions. We love you! who knows we could be in Topeka or Party at Mizzou with lew. guys, they. are only after one thing, love, Alton by now! You're a fantastic the notes you took during the class The Roses daughter. let's do it again sometime, UMSl5-0: they skipped. only start earlier. You morons! No wonder you can't For Sale love always, Zetybug Moose Head: Big Buddy is watching! love, catch the Xerox molester, you're too For a fun surprise check the locker. Mom busy handing out freakin' parking Unable to attend the Bruce Springs­ Dear Jeannen Z. Guess Who! tickets (you brave souls?) let's get teen concert. Two twentieth row floor Color me beautiful! Donna, don't lose it again. Twice is . - serious! tickets for sale. For information call love, Jill Mike Greer, enough. Isn't it starting to get a Andy, 576-4125 between 6 p.m. and The person who pays your salaries! I'm looking forward to meeting you little expensive? (guess how?) 10 p.m., Monday through Friday" Dear Vicki B. officially Saturday night. But h.ow will love, Stop cloiNning around! Ha hal We ' you know who I am? Kelly Hi George, this is just a little note to Blue '74 Ford Mustang. In decent need to get together for another Until then, remind you that good things come to condition, $650. If interested call intensive study session. Boy, with Your PSE Big Buddy Dianne, those who wait, and even if it doesn't Have fun after formal, but don't pull Martin after 5 p.m. 534-1054. habits like those you could get out of come Ruck Ra! Your name is still a Schaefer or you'll be sorry! here in less than four years, really in To all new members of PSE: Mr. Rut! Your DZ Pal Mortorcycle 1972 Yamaha at 125 about a semester. Thanks for being such a fun and mx, street legal, good condition, love Wezzy spirited group to work with. Get To lonesome without you, Billy, $300 call Gary or Sharon 527-4345 To the girl who works the 9-5 MWF "Psyched" for Saturday - It's gonna To All Students: I'm in ecstacy with the thought of after 4 p.m. shift in the U. Center snacks hop by be a BLAST! The psychology report on the gOing to Homecoming with you. I am the information desk: I think you're Cathy Xerox raper is in. He is,6 feet 2 inches a 5'6" blonde brown-eyed shapely Boy's five speed bike, 21 inch frame, cute! Do you have a boyfriend? Do tall, blond hair, black eyes, left hand­ figure and fun lovin'. Meet you at English made, good condition, $50. you want one? Answer in the Current! Karen B. and Karen H.: ed and likes to wear rain coats. Be on the dance. Call Gary or Sharon, 527-4345 after Bl ue eyes and a moustache too! Was that Ron coming out of your 4 p.m. the look out. hotel room at sunrise last Saturday? Peaches UMSl5-0 lt. File thirteening your session pac­ Thought so! To Michael 0 ., For sale: 1975 Honda Civic. Needs ket for 1.0.B.C. was not a wise move! love, Dear Xerox Molester, To Hell with the gays and the les­ repairs, excellent Michelins, fairly The MPs are coming! Go ahead and Mr. & Mrs. Sheena Easton My mother used to be a respect­ bians? Maybe it's to Hell with you. new battery, new discs, $200. Call give me a good OER! It doesn't mat­ able Xerox machine until you; shewill An Open-Minded Heterosexual Kevin 645-7571 . ter now! Jackie and Sondra, never be able to make copies again. Signed Ex-RTO. How's your sex life? You fiend. 1981 Suzuki, G5550l spotless, P.S. I want a raiS'e - 85¢ an hour isn't Signed, Those that have Signed, Baby Xerox 21 xxx miles, garaged, one owner, enough to buy a camo stick. been grilled E. Tom, self-styled honor student includes two helmets, luggage rack, aristocrat: Since you have a clean, highway bars, battery charger, and To E.T.K. Jr.: IT. Your Ex-RTO doesn't have the Mimi, pure image, why don't you enter the Unless you refrain from your pur­ more. Was $1500, must sell before heart to tell you this but get your own Do you know what's in those fruit Miss America Pageant? winter. $1000 firm. Cash only. Gall suit of myself, I will disclose double O's! And we would all roll-ups? Just ask Bill - he'll tell you An honest, open-minded honor incriminating photos of yourself and Mark 726-1829 afternoons, eve­ appreciate if you would shut up all about it. student nings, weekends. ? oink! oink! If you think I'm joking you about AT. Also forget the high­ will meet the same fate as Jimmie ground, park like normalJ')eople! To a certain person in a certain car­ The Brown-Eyed TKE, 1978 Toyota Corolla hatchback, Hoffa. Regards, pool - what kind of cologne is that, There are exceptions to the rules! 67xxx miles. In excellent running The Xerox Molester Na Na Na Na Na Na-Zip! anyway?! Due to the cold weather, Are my eyes really that cold? condition, AM/FM radio, A/C, please refrain to one gallon per The Blue-Eyed Delta Zeta Cast your vote for Janet N. for Home­ automatic. Asking $2300. Call 524- Kelly and British Caledonian, . morning. We can't roll down the coming Queen!! Elections will be 3933 (keej5 trying). Don't you think the term freak is a windows! let's get psyched Delta Zeta held on Nov. 13 & 14 in the U. Center, bit harsh? Obnoxious, crude, rude, The clothes-pin nose people pledges. You're a great group of SSB, and on South Campus. 1974 Ford Mustang III Ghia, rebuilt and socially unacceptable we are; women! engine and transmission, interior but we are only guilty of admiring you love, Vote for Jim R. for Homecoming GREEKS: We're finally getting our -­ and body good condition AM/FM from afar. Barbie "Woman" King!! Elections will be held on Nov. - - together. Good luck to Jim and cassette stereo $1350, 839-3851 . The occasional part-time 13 & 14 in the U. Center, SSB and on Janet, our new King and Queen. let's Summiteer! Pearce, try and wake up and get to For sale: two VW Beetle snow tires on South Campus. keep up the good work. class, but I know you and Meyer The Greek Physique rims, good condition. $30 call after 4 G. Burger: would rather be in bed. Dear Julie, Da Prez, p.m. 831 - 5057. Mea Culpas for missing you at Jim­ Roses are red, violets are blue, for To my Delta Zeta Pussy Cat: my's dahling - can we kiss· kiss and All the cool cat women who want to all you've done and said, this one's for Halloween was purr-fect! and make up over wings at Balaban's? go to the first annual informal, con­ you! Heywild woman, keep your eyes Hulk-a- mania was running wild. You Miscellaneous Thank God for the glitter and glitl tact P.K. or B.M. Woman before Nov. off of semi-naked Russian men. can scratch (and claw) my back any­ you've brought to our previously 10. Gads! time (please). The sooner (the more) Mary Kay cosmetics close out, 50% dull lives. P.S. You'll save $40! Me the better. off everything, mostly glamour items. Hugs, S& M Call 355-3976 for more Scooter MICH-lT, British Caledonian, information. Spike and Refoh, What were you trying to tell me as Since your recent merger to TWA To two of the nicest guys I know! Hi Karen C.! we were leaving the Arena on Nov. 2? Saturday night you'll find out who I Students, are you bored with school, we have decided to call you by your Congrats, Refoh, on you new job. Whatever it was, it didn't make the am . . . Anticipation! looking forthat something extra from real name - Fat Nanny Franny. Good luck on your swimming, Spike, two girls in your backseat very love, Splash college? If so then call 383-2890 for and try to score by yourself Monday, Your PSE Big Buddy happy! more info. without Refoh! Monte Carlo Kim, Gigi Mike B., I like your new car. Thanks for the November 17 Mizzou, football party. I admire your body, and if we both tour of downtown. My life insurance That must mean road trip. This is what Mark (833840), weren't attached would you hold it is paid off and I'm ready for another Classifieds Ads are free of charge for life is about. Call the neighbors and I've never given up on anything - against me? UMSl students and faculty and staff wake the kids, this will be a party. ride. until now. I've tried to get you to open Bugs members. Please place your ad on up to me, but I was unsuccessful. I To Shawn S., the Classified Ad Forms available at MONEYFORGRADUATESCHOOL still like you but I won't be as persis­ I'm looking forward to meeting you Robert: the Current offices, 1 Blue Metal Send name, address, telephone tent as in the past. on Saturday . night. Please wear Office Building, or the University number, and major to: Samaritan Can't wait till Saturday to see you Gemini something unusual so I'll know who all GQ'd (dressed up)! We'll have a Center Information Desk. Include Foundation, 5666 la Jolla Blvd., la you are. your name, ID number, phone num­ Jolla, CA 92037. gre'at time! Your PSE Big Buddy Anxiously Awaiting! Becky, ber, and the classification under Have a great 20th birthday and a which your ad should run. Due to Cheap rent in exchange for sitting a Attention Attention Vote Randy K. for super time a formal. space limitations, only one ad per Paul D., four-year-old on Tuesdays and Homecoming King! A man who Your Delta Zeta Mom subject may run. I hope you had fun at Regionals. Thursdays. Rent is negotiable. knows and loves everybody! We love Publication is guaranteed only for Sorry I couldn't be there all weekend. Private room is inside home and is you Randy! Mike, those ads wh ich hilve been paid for in looking forward to revealing myself. fully furnished. Rent to include all UMSl Thanks for teaching me how to play advance. Other ads may b deleted Guess who? utilities, washer, dryer.725-7394 racquetball, can't wait to play again due to space limitations. No classi­ Your Big Buddy To Tim R. in Financial Acct. at 10:00., I on Monday. fied ads may be taken over the phone. have admired you from afar. But AGirl Jeff: watch out I'm ready to make my The Current will not publish both To the 'three swinging singles in the The number 1 Sig Tau who is the first and last name in any ad. Ads con­ Eucharist is celebrated daily at the move. most outstanding man of all frater­ sidered by the editors to be -in poor Newman House: noon on Monday, Ashley Marillac Cafeteria, Wednesday, and Friday, and 12:30 Thanks for the sharing and nities. (You're cute too!) Con­ taste will not be published. p.m. on Tuesday and Thursday. Sun­ camaraderie. You have helped me to gratulations to all Sig Taus for Event and meeting notices should day Mass is at 8 p.m. Everyone is . understand and to be thankful for winning the Division in Football. Bet­ be sent to the Around UMSl editor, Hi Cuddli! what I have. I'm happy to be part of ter luck next year, Pikes. Steve Brawley. always welcome. For info about the Thanks for the popcorn! your laughter. love, The deadline for submitting ads is UMSl Catholic student center call J. 385-3455. CathyW. Members of your heiroom Friday, 3 p.m. page 12 CURRENT Nov. 8, 1984

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• The Psychology Organization will • The UMSL Counseling Service will • The Student National Education • The last UMSL Gallery 210 exhibit hold a " Second Anniversary Cele­ conduct a two-part workshop on Association continues its film series for 1984, entitled "New Directions in bration" at 11 a.m. in Room 337 "Coping with Depression" today today with the presentation of th,e New Decorative" will be on dis­ Stadler Hall. and next Friday, Nov. 16 at noon in "Everyone is Something Else." See play. through Dec. 7 in the gallery, Room 427 SSB. This workshop will Friday for information. ' which is located on the second level of • The Student National Education identify "stressors" in one's life and • The Women's Center will continue Lucas Hall. This exhibit features Association continues its free "Heart howto brighten one's mood. To sign up its film series with "An Acquired ceramics, paintings, sculptures and of Teaching" film series at 11 :30 a.m. for this free workshop call 553-5711 . Taste". This film examines the fibers by contemporary West Coast and 12:15 p.m. in the Northwest Con- American obsession with , uccess artists. The gallery hou rs are 9 a.m. to 8 - • ference Room on the South Campus. • The UMSL Biology Club meets within the context of sex roles. The film p.m. Monday through Thursday and 9 Today's movie is "Last Hour of every Friday at 1 p.m. in Room 326 will be shown. at 10 a.m. and 2 p.m. in a.m. to 5 p.m. on Friday. For more infor­ Class." Stadler Hall. Room 107 A Benton Hall. For more mation on this Gallery 210 exhibit call • The Newman House, the Catholic information call 553-5380. 553-5976. Student Center, is sponsoring an open • The University Program Board " Coffee House" from 8 a.m. till noon. presents "Footloose" at T:30 and 10 The Newman House is located at p.m. in Room 101 Stadler Hall. Admis­ 8200 Natural Bridge Road. Call 385- sion is $1 with UMSL student ID and ----1/1 3 +_/__ T_u_es_da ..... y 3455 for information. $1 .50 for general admission.

• The UMSL Peer Counselers will • The Student National Education conduct a workshop on "Resume Association concludes this week's film Writing" at 2 p.m. in Room 427 SSB. series with the presentation of at the movies This workshop covers the basics in "Everyone is Something Else." See writing a powerful resume that leads to Friday for information. Teen-ager Ren MacCormack (Kevirl getting a rewarding job. To sign up for • A discussion on "Sex Education Bacon) sends ripples through the this free workshop call 583-5711. For Handicapped Persons" will be small Midwestern town of Bomount held at 3 :30 p.m. in the Northwest Con­ when he arrives from Chicago with his • The UMSL Senate will meet at 3 p.m. in Room 126 J.C. Penney ference Room on the South Campus. mother. The adults in his new enviorn­ Building. This discussion is being sponsored by ment view him with suspicion as a the Council for Exceptional Children. possible contaminant from the outer' • The Women's Center film series world. Some of his male peers eye him continues at 10 a.m. and 2 p.m. See • Preregistration forthe 1985 win­ ter semester ends ' - . as a threat, and the girls jus·t plain eye Monday for information. him. One 'of these girls in particular, Ariel Moore (Lori Singerz), finds her­ y self involved with this free-spirited 4+-I_w_e_d_n_e_sd_a...... teen-ager and in conflict with her fire­ -----1/1 and-brimstone father, who just hap­ pens to be the local minister. "Footloose" is the story of how the • A Biology Seminar on " Evolution, productive Function" will be held at 4 town youth united and eliminated the Endocinology, and Male Rat Re- p.m. in Room 316 Stadler Hall. old fashioned ways of Bomount and its people.

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----~11 S_a_tu_r_da.... y • The UMSL Women's Center will • The Women's Studies Program 0+-1 __ hold a board meeting at 2 p.m. in Series continues with " Women, War, Room 107 A Benton Hall. The Advisory arid Peace in Western Europe" at Board is open to all UMSL students, 12:30 p.m. in Room 318 Lucas Hall. • "The Saturday Morning Health ling and working through the grieving faculty, and staff. For more information call 553-5581 . Talks" series being sponsored by the process for one's self and others. Time UMSL athletic/physical education will be given for personal questions department, presents a discussion on and answers regarding this subject. "Death and Dying" at 1 0 a.m. in Room 218 Mark Twain Building. This week • The University Program Board con­ international Carol Dye from the VA Hospital in St. tinues this week's film series with Louis will teach techniques for hand- "Footloose" . ' week ----I~ 1 +--1__ S_un_d ___ay highlights free concert call 553-5980. • The University Singers will par­ • A weeklong festival of international ticipate in the "Festival of • "Creative Aging" airs on KWMU cultures will be held at UMSL Nov. 12 i Thanksgiving" concert beginning at every Sunday From 7 to 8 p.m. This through Nov. 16. For details on "Inter­ Wednesday, Nov. 14 7:30 p.m. at Christ Church Cathedral, week learn about the "Mayor's national Week" see the schedule • Cultural Displays by UMSL Inter­ 1210 Locust St. This year's theme of " A Awards for the Arts". Also this week below or call 553-5211 for further national Students, 10 . a.m.-noon, Most Favored People" will include find out about "Singleton Palmer" information. University Center Lobby. musical selections interwoven with and his career with the "Dixieland • International Fashion Show, narration. For more information on this Six." 12:30 p.m ., University Center Monday, Nov. 12 Lounge. • Dances of India by Asha Prem, 11 a.m., University Center Lounge. Thursday, Nov. 15 the l~test campus__ • Dances of Greece, by Hellenic • Traditional Irish Music and Dance Dancers of St. Louis, 11 :30 a.m.-12:30 by Helen Gannon of the St. Louis Irish p.m., University Center Lounge. Arts Group, 11-11:30 a.m., Summit lounge, University Center. Tuesday, Nov. 13 Friday, Nov. 16 • Middle Eastern Dances, by • Chinese Classical Dance starring Simone's Seventh Veil Dance Com­ Li Cha Yu, Chinese classical dancer, pany, 11-11 :30 a.m ., noon-12:30 p.m., 11 a.m.-noon, University Center University Center Lounge. Lounge. , calendar requirements Material for "around.UMSL" should • For complete coverage of what\, .. . be submitted in writing no later than going on around campus watch 3 p.m. Friday of the week before " UMSL Profile" with Steve Brawley publication to Steve Brawley, on "American Alive," Mondays at 6 p.m. around UMSL editor, Current, 1 on American Cablevision Channel every week Blue Metal ·Office Building, 8001 3A. Natural Bridge Road, St. Louis, Mo. 63121. Phone items cannot be accepted. Material may be edited or in around umsl excluded to satisfy space or con­ umsl profile tent requirements. Nov. 8, 1984 CURRENT page 13 sR_O____ ~ ______~ Comment Rivermen rank 3rd iii nation scoops "It can work either way for categories. Daniel A. Kimack UMSL boasts a 12-1-2 record . sports editor you," Sports Information Direc­ this season, with one game In the national poll, Tampa and tor Terry Garbutt said. "Some of remaining against Southest Mis­ Davis-Elkins are the top one-two kickers The soccer Rivermen, despite the teams must have lost some souri State University Sunday punch, respectively. And despite sitting idle for the past two games last week for UMSL to afternoon. UMSL has not been UMSL's No . 3 ranking, the River­ Daniel A. Kimack weeks, have maintained their move back up ." able to tie the regular-season win men still may not win the MIAA sports editor No . 3 position in the latest ISAA And that is good news for mark of 13 thus far, squandering crown this season. Last year, UMSL tied for the winning It's the policy of this column national poll. In fact, they moved UMSL with the National a chance durin~ a 2-2 tie with never to be scooped. When it up from fourth without playing a Collegiate Athletic Association Missouri-Rolla. One Rivermen laurels. happens, I say "oops" and try game last week. Division 2 national playoffs lurk, goal this season was to break that The NCAA playoffs bids will be ing around the corner. Should released Sunday evening. It's not not to think about it again. Then Two weeks ago, UMSL dropped mark. A victory Sunday would a question of whether they will be I go home and read the Post and to fourth because other teams UMSL retain their current posi­ only tie the record. invited. but if UMSL will host a Globe to find out what's hap­ around the country were padding tion in the poll, the Rivermen will This is the 14th consecutive pening with UMSL sports. their schedule with easy but have a good chance at qualifying season the Rivermen have contest after receiving a first­ But I won't be scooped, I can't impressive wins. Coach Don for a first-round bye, and could qualified for the post-season round bye. be scooped and I have cam­ Dallas' Rivermen were waiting possibly receive the home-field playoffs. Last season UMSL advantage. paigned to be the scooper, not for the local fields to dry. snuck in after receiving a late bid because a previously picked Men's ISAA Division 2 the scoopee. The following soc­ Soccer Rankings cer tidbits are the result of team was ruled ineligible. UMSL is led by forward Ted As of Oct. 22, 1984 Hantak with 11 goals and five 1. Tampa sports assists, followed by Craig 2. Davis-Elkins Westbrook with seven goals and 3. UMSL four assists. Goalkeeper John 4. Oakland comm~ ·nt Stahl has been virtually unbeat­ 5. Seattle Pacific able in the nets this season with a 6. New Haven 0.71 goals against average. Both 7. Gannon many hours of work. 8. Florida International Here's what I found out after Hantak and Stahl lead the Mis­ souri Intercoll egiate At hletic 9. Southern Connecticut my second class Monday and 10. California-Northridge before my third class. Association in their respective '

* * * On Homecoming: The only SEMO haunting sport to be highlighted at this year's festivity will be a few 12 - ounce curls. The alumni (Paul and Mary from the Class of '71 UMSL volleyball comprise the list) will be disap­ Invitational Tournament, the ­ pOinted - just like every other John Conway year they are the only two to reporter Riverwomen were "slimed" for the first time. as they fell 6-15, 7- attend. Halloween night is when the 15 to what many believed to be an We can't have a football game ghosts come out. apparition of an Indian. but we won't have a soccer . What? You say you don't On Sept. 21 , UMSL tried to best game. A volleyball game? No , believe in ghosts? SEMO in the Missouri Inter­ no game. It's not traditional Well, that's what the volleyball collegiate Athletic Association here. team used to think - until this Tournament. However, the The only thing preceeding year. Riverwomen discovered those the Homecoming dance will be Yea, that's right. You guessed things should be left to Bill the car ride - excitement! But it. The Riverwomen were visited Murray and Dan Ackroyd, as they it is for the best. Who needs to by a ghost. This ghost was fell again 10-15, 1-15. announce the king and queen Southeast Missouri State On Oct. 9, the SEMO ghost this year, anyway? University, and it's been haunt­ invaded the Mark Twain building At last check, half of the can­ ing the Riverwomen all season. and took the Riverwomen by sur­ didates filed were nominated SEMO has appeared five by conniving friends (enemies?). prise 1-15, 8-15. times, and in each case, UMSL As a result, the Riverwomen Half of the half have lias met defeat. It's been seen in fled to Quincy, IlL, in hopes of withdrawn. St. Louis, and also such spooky escaping this scary monster. But The soccer team is rated No . places as Cape Girardeau, it was not to be. 3 in the country and it deserves Quincy, IlL, and Louisville Ky . SEMO was almost caught, but · better than the UMSL Home­ "It's not like we're lOSing to a somehow managed to escape coming and its two attending really weak team," explained from the volleyballers 5-15 , 17- alumni. UMSL volleyball coach Cindy 19. Rech. "SEMO is having one of its By Oct. 28 , UMSL had just * * * strongest seasons in years. about seen all it wanted of SEMO. AH EA.D OF ,!H E R.ES~: The soccer Rivermen got off to a flying They're ranked in the top 10 in Nevertheless, the ghoulish On the future: I've got start, including thiS victory over Memphis State University. the regional rankings." Indians were persistent and everyone on this, I think. They're playing the waiting game now, gearing up for the NCAA In the first encounter, back in Goalkeeper John Stahl is the Division 2 playoffs. September during the UMSL See "Volleyball," page 14 nextdoorneighborofLewisand Clark Community College star Mark Moser. Moser, a freshman who has tied UMSL baseball and former socer player Dennis Careers end for 'standout Riverwomen Beckmann's single-season around for three trips to the "We 'll find out next year at star. scoring mark of 19 goals for the Daniel A. Kill'lack National Collegiate Athletic our alumni game just how much " I can't see what would keep Bucks, say~ it's a bit too early to sports editor Association post-season we will miss them," Coach Ken them from getting the honors . tell, but UMSL might be a nice More than the soccer River­ playoffs. In truth, they took the Hudson said. toungue-in­ this year," Hudson said. "They place for him to play when his women's season came to an end women there. Lewis helped the cheek. are easily two of the best JUCO eligibility expires. last week when they were women's quest twice and will Quite a bit, one would think. players in the co untry. They've And if you believe in denied a bid to the NCAA certainly add experience and Both Jan and Joan were three­ really given us something to foreshadowing, his brother national tournament. prowess to the Miners. year all-Americans and have build on these last four years. transferred from Lewis and Despite a 12- 4- 1 record. the Needless to say, they will alI good shots this year. Lewis is a We have never had to revamp Clark to UMSL. careers of five UMSL players be r emembered. And they will two-year all-American and our team with them around." Here are a few ideas. Dis­ came to an abrupt end. Sisters be missed. probably a three-year national The gr:aduating seniors led guise Stahl as Slobo's brother Jan and Joan Gettemeyer. UMSL to the Final Four during next season and tell the NCAA Kathleen Kelley, Theresa the 1981 and '82 seasons before he was redshirted, even though Kl au and Theresa Nappier losing in the first round to he could secretly play and have played their last George Mason University last guide the Rivermen to their collegiate soccer games. Deb­ season. Along with Lewis, their 15th consecutive playo ff berth. bi e Lewis, a junior, will accomplishments are That way he will have one year's transfer to the University of outstanding. eligibility remaining. If it Mi ssouri-Rolla. Joan has the UMSL career works, Stahl and Moser could There is a poem dedicated to scoring lead with 8 goals, carpool, which, in any re­ athlete's dying young, but it followed by Jan with 41. Joan cruiter's book, is a big advan­ doesn't seem to apply in this also leads'in career assists with tage in trying to land that case. All five players have 29 , followed again by Joan with blue-chip recruit. Then, put become the pillars of the River­ 27 . They were more than point Moser on the front line with Ted women soccer program, which leaders, though. Hantak (another redshirt vic­ will enter its fifth season next " A lot of people relied on Jan tim, we could tell the NCAA) . fall. and Joan. A lot of those people Moser played against Ted's The Getteineyers, Klaus, are going to have some growing younger brother Chris in the Nappier and Kelley have been Jan Gettemeyer Joan Gettemeyer See "Soccer," page 14 See "Comment," page 15 . page 14 CURRENT Nov. 8, 1984 CMSU picked to repeat as MIAA champions, again

ference by the MIAA coaches' coach Bobby Knight how he Dye. He said the Mules were hav­ " Clearly," Meckfessel said, Daniel A. Kimack -thought his tea.m would do. He ing a telethon. I'll be happy to sports editor poll, receiving 41 of 42 possible "we are not as good as the three votes. More importantly, the said 'How the hell should I know.' contribute $1,000 to (CMSU's) top teams in the MIAA. "We were The Missouri Intercollegiate Mules were, tagged the nation's I don't know how we are going to program," Key said to Nance. picked to finish last and maybe Athletic Association basketball No. 1 team in the United States be. " Nance said. "But I've got news fo r you. When we can reverse that and finish coaches met Monday at the Basketball Writers Association If the Mules live up to expec­ you get back, Tony won't be fourth. We can step up and play Radisson Hotel for the annual poll. tations, they will be outstanding. there. He will be playing for against some of the Division 1 tipoff press conference. CMSU was followed by The MIAA, which had three US. " schools." The gathering evolved into the Northeast Missouri (35), teams in the NCAA Division 2 / Key only wi~hes the sycamore Conference Notes: The River­ Lynn Nance Comedy Roast. Northwest Missouri (27}, Top 20 last year, is considered recruit.from East Central Junior men will have a light roster this Nance, who guided the Central Southeast Missouri (24), one of the toughest conferences College was at Rolla. season carrying only 11 players. Missouri State University Mules University of Missouri-Rolla in the country. Northeast Missouri coach Both Ted Meier and Delondo Fc;>x to both the MIAA and NCAA Divi­ (17), UMSL (14) and Lincoln Meckfessel, disappointed with Willard Sim~ thinks it will be a are injured but are 'expected to sion 2 championships, caught a University (10). the Rivermen's sixth-place pick, dogfight up top for the MIAA return by the season-opener Nov. lighthearted wrath of envy. He "Someone once asked Indiana offered Nance an analogy. ''I've crown this season, despite 20. Northwest Missouri tried his best to discourage the decided to start wearing the CMSU's presence. That does not, received more than five votes to jealous. same kind of cheap sport coat," however, mean Sims is picking get honorable mention on this "I wonder how this year's team he said, referring to an identical his club. season's basketball writers can ever playas we II as last year, gray herringbone jacket. "Nance . "You know what you can buy association preseason poll. ... to be perfectly , frank, " Nance gets the good cut and I take what with potential," Sims said, dis­ The Central Missouri women's said. "We lost our point guard." is left over; just like the players counting his second-place pick. team also was picked by the Nobody bought t~e violin story we get." "You can't get much with it. But MIAA coaches as the conferen­ unless you count the waitress in The ensemble of reporters and we will be able to do well outside ce's No . 1 team with 47 points. the back preparing a buffet table. coaches chuckled but did not fail of the conference. Lynn showed The Mules were followed by The shots and digs filtered down to realize the connotations. The last year that this is a tough con­ Southeast Missouri from Master of Ceremonies Paul Mules might have lost a point ference by winning the national (42),Northwest (36), UMSL Alexander to UMSL Coach Rich guard but return MIAA MVP Ron championship." (24) ,Northeast (19), Lincoln (18) Meckfessel who was the final Nunnely who averaged 23 points Besides jeers and jabs direct­ and Rolla (10) . coach to speak. per game last season and have ed toward Nance, that was the * * " I'm real sorry about that point recruited 6-foot-8 Tony Dye. most important theme at the * guard," Alexander laughed. CMSU lost only two starters. meeting. The MIAA is expected The Current will preview the " Maybe we should observe a They should come close to last to contend strongly with other basketball Rivermen and River­ moment of silence." year's prowess. teams in the nation even if the women next week. We will take The bottom line: CMSU was Rolla coach Bill Key offered weight of the balance goes to an in-depth look at the MIAA con­ picked to finish tops in the con- Rich Meckfessel his sentiments. "I got a call from the Mules. ference. - Soccer from page 13 hate to lose her, but she's going up to do: ' Hudson said. "They to Rolla to pursue an engineer­ were both very knowledgeable ing degree. That's what she is in and you never had to go over the school for . basics with them. They had "Theresa Nappier would give excellent ball skills." ~'ou everything she had, no mat­ Lewis was injured much of ter where you put her on the this season. She was on an equal field ." level with the Gettemeyers, but . never really had a chance to There is good news, however prove herself statistically. Freshmen Kathy Roche, Sue Kelley and Klaus served as Daerda and Cathy Guinner backs and mid fielders this proved themselves as capable season. Thus, much of their replacements for the graduat­ 1 work has gone unnoticed except ing class. for slick defense and team Guinner led the Riverwomen leadership. scoring attack this season with " Lewis will give Rolla 11 goals and six asists for 28 credibility: she can put the ball points. She finished two points in the goaL" Hudson said. "We ahead of Joan Gettemeyer. PRETTY CLOSE: It was a bittersweet season for the Riverwomen who did not reach the Volleyball playoffs. HYPNOSIS "Get What You W ant Out of Lifel" from page 13 squared off against a squad from moderately close games. The Cla rk Bllrns - Clini ca l Hypnotherapi st - 838-6868 south of the border - Arkansas Riverwomen downed Missouri Medical Ce nter of Florissant showed their eerie faces in the State University. Surprisingly, Baptist 15-10, 15-8, and 15-9. 11 25 Graham Rd " Suite 45. Flori ssa nt. MO 63031 Bellarmine Tournament in the Riverwomen knocked the Individual Sessions by Appointment Louisville, Ky., as the River­ Division 1 school silly, en route women dropped the match 1-11 , to an easy 15-6, 15-7 triu,mph. 10-15 , 11-15 " I was really pleased with the Finally, last Wednesday, on team's play. It was really nice to t Halloween night, the defeat a Division 1 school like volley bailers were tricked in Arkansas State. They weren't the Cape. Once again, the Indians toughest of teams but they hus­ knocked off UMSL in two close tled," Rech said. games 11-15 , 11-15. She added, "Everyone played "These past two matches really well. Our hitters played against SEMO, we really played fairly well, and our defense did a • them tough. Wednesday's match great job blocking shots. Sharon What is it? Contest 1 has to be the best game we've Morlock played extremely well Nov. 5-21 played against them all season. If - she was really 'into it.' " things work out this weekend we Two days later, on Friday, the Riverwomen crashed heads with 1 st Prize: oil change, filter, could end up playing them in the grease job - Tom's Stan­ Missouri Baptist College, a team MIAA conference tournament - dard Service that could really be interesting," UMSL had struggled with earlier Rech explained. in the season but still managed to 2nd: $2b. gift certif. ­ Other than the loss to SEMO, beat. UMSL Bookstore the Riverwomen had one of their " I was really concerned going best weeks since early in the into the game," Rech admitted. 3rd: Two lunch specials - season. UMSL dumped two "We had beat them before, but it Pantera's, Florissant Rd. opponents with relative ease - took five games and they were something the volleyballers all close." Entry blanks at exhibit cases have had trouble with this year. This time ' around, though, ARE YOU ABLE TO SELL? On Halloween night, just there was no contest. The Sponsored by Exhibits and Collections before the ghost from SEMO past volley bailers swept the netters from Missouri Baptist in three appeared, the Riverwomen Consider the fast growing promotional field of " imprinted wearables.

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INTRAMURAL Basket shines in. goal for skaters TOUCH FOOTBALL The Standings as of Oct. 26 inch, 210 pound goalie everyone cerned, there are happy faces Jim Goulden reporter wants. Rather he is thin and of everywhere so far. "We are real Divisions Record average height, but has catlike solid now, everyone is starting to Division 1 Et. An old hockey cliche states quickness. gel," Goldkamp said. Starr is W L T PF PA Ditt. Box that in order for you to be suc­ The game itself was a typical happy as well with the team. Sig Tau 4 1 1 53 20 33 cessful you have to "put the bis­ UMSL-SLU hockey match with "Everyone is working real hard, Pikes 4 2 0 60 24 6 Sig Pi 2 4 0 32 75 - 43 cuit in the basket," in other each team trying to outmuscle and we are starting to stick with a Tekes 1 4 1 38 64 - 26 INTRAMURAL SOCCER words, put the puck in the net. the other. In this game, however, game plan too," he said. Standings as of Oct. 10 For UMSL hockey foes, unlike most of their matches, Division 2 Pt. Another reason the team W L T PF PA Ditt. though, the phrase should read, UMSL won rather decidedly. "We East Division Pt. Seems to be coming together is United 4 0 0 50 6 44 W L GFGA Ditt. "put the biscuit past the Baske(" came out and set the pace. We Blacks - Brian Basket, that is. Basket is were more physical than they the strength of the defense. "Our Grave 3 1 0 52 18 34 Rangers * 3 0 8 1 7 Diggers Stud Service 1 2 6 6 the UMSL goalie and he shined in were,'" Goldkamp said. "We just defense is playing better; and we ROTC 2 1 20 28 -8 Birds 1 238 -5 are getting some good play out of Raiders 2 1 32 34 -2 ISO 1 2 4 10 -6 goal for the Rivermen last Satur­ frustrated them the whole Bush Wackers FORFEITED OUT A.D.I.D.A.S. FORFEITED OUT day night against _Saint Louis game." them," Starr said. He also was pleased with the play defen­ West Division Pt, University as UMSL bHstered UMSL's scoring explosion was Division 3 Pt. W L GFGA Ditt,' the Bills, 6-1. fueled with two goal performan­ semen Steve Villhardt and goalie W L T PFPA Ditt. Free Agents 3 0 14 4 10 Despite scoring the six goals, ces from Jim aPorta and Bill Greg Duvall. "Steve and Greg Floggers 4 0 0 77 28 49 Pikes 3 1 10 2 18 it was Basket's performance that Feldt. Marty Woods and Tony have worked real hard this ~ Steelers 2 1 0 63 32 31 Trojans 2 1 6 5 1 Rowdies 1 1 1 48 6 42 Papul Bulls 0 3 3 8 -5 made the last impression long Bozzi added the other two UMSL season. Eric (Amundson) is hurt Shorts 1 2 0 16 42 -26 ROTC 0 3 2 15 - 13 so we need Steve. and I'm not Malh Club 0 4 0 6 102 -96 after the game was over. "He was goals. Bozzi's goal came with • cli nched playoff spot outstanding. He just did a great UMSL shorthanded midway afraid to use Greg if something Overall happened to Bryan." Results from Oct. 29 job," said defenseman Joe through the third period and was Goldkamp. UMSL coach Mark the insurance goal for UMSL. Division 1 Pt. Study Survice 5, Birds 0 Rangers 1, A.D.I.D.A.S. 0 (win by default) Woods put the icing on the vic­ The only note of anger detec­ W L T PF PA Dill. Starr echoed Goldkamp's thoughts. "Brian played tory notching a goal with only two ted from Starr was his thoughts Sig Tau 4 1 1 53 20 33 Results from Oct. 31 Pikes 4 2 0 60 24 6 unbelievably. He is one of the seconds remaining in the game. of the second Parks College Sig Pi 2 4 0 32 75 - 43 Free Agents Selekt 4, Papul Bulls t Tekes 4 1 38 64 -26 Pikes 4 , ROTC 0 better goalies in the area." The victory was UMSL's fourth game, which UMSL won 7- 5. "We Rangers 3, ISO 1 Starr went on to mention that in a row, the Rivermen's sixth didn't play that well - mediocre Division 2 Pt. he thought Basket should be victory in seven starts so far this at best - and Parks probably W L T PF PA Ditt. playing for someone other than season. UMSL is in second place. played one of their best games," United 4 1 1 70 34 32 Blacks UMSL as well. "Brian could play behind St. Louis Community he noted. " If it wasn't for Duvall, Grave 4 1 100 18 82 Diggers , INTRAMURAL Junior B hockey. I know he is bet­ College at Meramec, which is 7- we would have lost. He came up ROTC 3 2 50 54 -4 VOLLEYBALL ter than some of the guys they O. UMSL has two games remain­ with some big saves for us." Raiders 2 3 60 54 6 Standings as of Oct. 24 have in this area," he said. ing with Meramec and Starr is Division 3 Pt. The only goal Basket gave up trying to get his players geared UMSL's next action is against W L T PF PA Diff. Blue League Won Lost came on a SLU powerplay late in for a rematch with the Warriors. Logan College on Tu'esday at the Floggers 5 1 0 99 56 43 Zippos 10 0 "I keep telling the guys that our Sleelers 3 2 1 97 62 35 The Myopes 6 4 the third peried, when the game Creve Coeur Ice Rink, the faceoff Rowdies 2 2 1 74 20 54 Papal Bulls 5 5 was pretty secure for UMSL. game with Meramec could turn is at 11:15 p.m. After that game. Shorls 1 2 2 22 48 -26 Team 2 5 5 Malh Club 5 0 20 150 -130 Ze ta Plus 4 6 Basket would not stand out as the seaon around toward our UMSL is off until Nov. 29 , when it ROTC 0 10 your typical stereotyped favor," he said. will take on Parks for the final Tea ms scheduled to play Bu sh Wackers will be given a win by forfeil. Wins are Green League Won Lost goaltender; he is not the 6-foot-3- As far as the team is con- time this season. refl ected in standings. Net Results 11 1 Spikers 10 2 Results from Oct. 23 Double Jeopa rdy 8 4 Comment Delta Zela & Co. 7 5 United Blacks 6, Grave Diggers 0 Shrinques 2 10 Sig Pi 20, Tekes to Th e Hyperopes 2 10 that Hantak has been benched St. Louis baseball fans Sig Tau 10, Pikes 0 Bela Alpha Psi 2 10 from page 13 Steelers 20, Raiders 14 by Coach Don Dallas after Well, Hantak, termed a very Blue League game results from being ejected from the River­ emotional player by Dallas, put Results from Oct. 25 Midwest Junior College Oct. 22: men's last game, a 2- 2 tie with on the same show for the - RAINED OUT - Re sc heduledforOcl. 30, Athletic Association this Papal Bulls over Zeta Plus 15-9, 15-9 the University of Missouri­ referee in question. same times. Team 2 aver ROTC 11-15, 15- 0 , 15-0 season and Ted is UMSL's lead­ Rolla. Zippos over Th e Myopes 15-10, 15-2 ing scorer. Papal Bulls over ROTC 15-7, 15-8 He wasn't suspended for his He can sit out Sunday's game The Myopes over Zeta Plus 15- 1, 15-6 Finally, to ensure Moser's red card, but a very reliable Zippos over Team 2 15- 8 , 17- 15 arrival, rename Clark and with Southeast Missouri State source explained his following INTRAMURAL Lucas Halls to Moser and Stahl. University. He should be back BASKETBALL Green League game results from actions as "Gary Templeton, . Oct. 24: . It would be just like he was at on the field leading the River­ 3-on-3 UMSL style." We all remember men when the playoffs start .... ouble Jeopardy over Delta Zeta & Co. home. Unless, of course, he ate Standings for Week 1 15-8, 15-9 the gestures 'Ole No . 1 gave the later this month. Beta Alpha Psi over Shrinques 15- 11, in the Underground. Mens Division W L IS- 14 Spikers over The Hyperopes 1 5-11 , Richmeyers 3 0 * * * Dribblers 15- 4 2 Double Jeopardy over Shrinques 7- 15, Jabs 1 2 15-12, 15- 4 Horton meets FCA Sigma Pi On Ted Hantak: This 2 1 Delta Zeta & Co. over Th e Hyperopes 7- Indy's 1 1 obviously . is related to , the St. Louis Cardinal pitcher Tipit 15,15-12,15-13 UMSL's chapter of the 0 2 Net Results over Beta Alpha Psi 15- 8 , · Dispatch aforementioned, And it is Rick Horton will speak at the Fellowship. Big Red wide 1 15-11 Spikers ove r Net Results 15-12, 15-10 related to the Rivemen's suc­ Fellowship of Christian receiver Pat Tilley spoke last. Womens Division W L Beta Alpha Psi over Th e Hyperopes lO- cess in' the NGAA playoffs this Athletes meeting Friday at 1 year during the FCA's third Barcousch 0 1 15, IS-14, 15-1 season. Hantak must regain his p.m. in Room 218 of Mark KLM Express 0 0 Delta .Zeta & Co. over Shrinques 15-S, meeting. Net Results 1 0 15-10 starting position with the kic­ Twain Building. 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