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GM plans closing of Elsmere plant 3,500 jobs to be lost when car company halts production in 1996 at local facility

By Ken Nager state's economy or even the skilled City News Editor craftsmen." General Motors Corp. announced Gov. Michael N. Castle along with Thursday it will be closing its Governor-elect Thomas R. Carper met Boxwood Road plant in Elsmere by with General Motor executives last 1996, leaving 3,400 workers ·without Tuesday, just three days before GM jobs. announced it will close the Delaware "GM was overcapacitated," said plant. David Bull, public relations officer for GM Senior Vice President Thomas the GM plant. "The plant made too 1. Davis said the auto company is many cars and they had to cut costs, so being forced to make tough economic the plant will be shut down." decisions in order to make the The closing is part of GM 's total company' s North American cutback of 23 plants nationwide, automobile plant operations profitable including four assembly plants, that in the very near future. will discontinue production over the GM's fundamental challenge is to next few years. reduce the company's overproduction Bull said about 81 percent of the of automobiles by significantly plant's employees are Delaware reducing manufacturing output, Davis residents. said. John E. Stapleford, director of the He said although the Boxwood· THE REVIEW I Maximillian Gretsch Bureau of Economic Research, said Road facility has excellent. (Above) The Blue Hens huddle together before the second half. The team advances to the NCM semi-finals where they will play the plant is the sixth largest employer management-labor relations, GM's: Marshall College (Below) Quaterback Bill Vergantino celebrates after Delaware's romp over top ranked Northeast louisiana Saturday in Delaware and its closing may have corporate decisions are being made; a slight impact on the state's economy. according to factors beyond the; "The short term effect of the control of local GM managers •. closing is not that significant," workers or government officials. . . Stapleford said. "But, the long-term The Corsica and the Beretta· Two more to go effect will cause a moderation in the automobiles were the Elsmere plant's: economy. product. Even though, the Boxwood: Football team eyes national championship "It's not a complete disaster," he Road plant ranked first among GM: said. ·~But, most of the problems will plants in productivity per worker, in: after 41-18 win over Northeast louisana fall on the older and less educated the end, GM's decision came down to: production employees, not on the hard numbers. By Jeff Pearlman Northeast turned over the ball Sports Ediror five times, twice on Quigg . MONROE, La. - The interceptions, and a once­ Delaware football team boisterous home crowd of Red Dog sentenced advanced to the Division 1-AA 10,172 filed out of the stadium semifinals for the first time since by early in the fourth quarter. 1982 with a 41 - 18 rout of With the win, the Hens travel Northeast Louisiana University to West Virginia to battle to die on March 3 Saturday. Marshall University Saturday. Senior strong safety Brian "The thing that put us over By Ken Nager Quigg's 37-yard interception the hump was our defense Ciry News Ediror return for a touchdown early in played the best it played all On M a rch 3, the state of the se.cond quarter gave the Hens year," said Delaware Coach Delaware will kill its second a 21-7 lead, and the error-prone Tubby Raymond. "And we never convicted murderer within a Indians would never recover. panicked." year. James Allen Red Dog was sentenced Thursday by a Superior Court Judge to be executed by lethal injection. Red Dog, 37, who requested to die for the murder of a Group forms for hate crime victims Brandywine Hundred man will be the second person to be executed at the Delaware Crisis Intervention Team to support students after acts of intolerance Correctional Center since 1946. He was first sentenced to die on July 17, 1992, but because of By Janene Nolan and receive counseling and advice "When a perspn is victimized, they in becoming a volunteer for the new a mandatory state appeal on Staff Reporter from the volunteers. are not thinking logically, they are in program. April 20. the court postponed the The university will implement a "We want to give the person who pain," she said. "My hope was to "I thi nk there is a need on campus execution imposed by the new program in Janua ry to help feels victimized someone to talk to, to provide support and encouragement for thi s." Cason said. "There has been Superior Court. Red Dog was convicted of students who are victims of hate and let them know we are concerned and to those individuals." an increase in acts that indicate real James Allen Ret;~ Dog discrimination, administrators sai.d. we care," Gibson said. The Campus Diversity Unit, the racial animosity and homophobic murder in the first degree and Judith Gibson, assistant vice Wanda Anderson, area coordinator Commission on the Status of Women acts. after reviewing the imposition of an incarcerated inmate president of Affirmative Action and of Housing and Residence Life, said and the Commiss ion to Promote "I feel that I have been closely the death sentence, Judge .practica lly his whole life and Multicultural Programs, said the she came up with the idea for CIT Racial and Cultural Diversity are al so related to people who have Norman A. Barron resentenced now he wants to be executed." Crisis Intervention Team (CIT), will two years ago. "It came out of some supporting the program .. experienced this sort of intimidation," Red Dog to die. The execution date will come consist of about I 00 students, faculty rash oppressive incidences that were Gi bson said CIT is now accepti_f)g she said. " I would bring some life The only way the execution 90 days after Thursday's and staff trained to assist victims of occurring," she said. applications for volunteers. experience and willingness to learn will be put off is if Red Dog sentencing. Delaware state law hate crimes and acts of intolerance. Anderson chaired the committee Volunteers will learn how to [during the training sessions]." himself appeals. but his lawyer requires the judge to schedule "We know there are times when that pooled together the ideas for the intervene and support victims in the Enrollment forms for volunteers said Monday s uch an appeal is th e execution between 90 and some members of th e university crisis team and submitted the proposal two-and-a-half hour training sessions are available from the Office of unlikely. 120 days from th e sentencing community have to deal with to the administration. being held Jan. 25-29. Affirmative Action and Multicultural "A ny appeal now will be date. unless the defendant waives incidences of bigotry and hatred," President David P. Roselle said, "I Anderson said. "The team Programs. the Cen ter for Black voluntary," Attorney Edwa rd C. that requirement and asks to be Gibson said. "We want to reassure the think that whenever a crisis happens members wi ll be offered the Cu lture and Housing and Residence Pankowski Jr. said. " He has been see RED DOG page A6 individual that it is not their fault." in life. it is important for there to be opportunity to provide service to th.: Life. The dead! inc for enrollment is She said the volunteers will have a support for any period of severe university, learn new skills and have Dec. I I. 24-hour "on-duty" period and wear a need." the opportunity to make the university Anderson said, "I would like to beeper provided by the university. If a Anderson said the model for CIT is a better place." know that those students in pain could crisis situation arises, the victims can based on the Survivors of Sexual Maidel Cason, assistant director of reach out to the community and the call a number at any tirre of the day Assault (SOS) pr_:ogram. Morris Library, said she is interested community would reach back." Professor explains 28,000 U.S. troops sent hoiTioerotic art

By jennifer Stevenson Cocksuck i ng No. I," "Queer to keep peace in Somalia Assistant Phorography Ediror Sex: Titplay No. I" and Hilton Brown, "Queer Sex: The Masturbators U.N. approves force for delivery of aid controversial artist and art No.1," which have received history professor, spoke criticism since their By Michael Regan multinational forces to be sent to Thursday night about the exhibition in the faculty art Auisranr News Somalia. struggle of being an openly exhibit at Old College Hall. With an arrival of 1,800 U.S. Somalia, a country about the gay man trying to gain respect "I paint about parts of my Marines in Somalia anticipated for size of California on the eastern tip as a serious artist. life and what I believe in," he early this week, 1,200 tons of of Africa, has been in a state of Brown told a group of said. "These are true sexual United Nations food have reached anarchy. since January 1991 when about 50 students that both images." feeding centers in famine and war rebels overthrew the country's heterosexual and homosexual The slides of his own art tom east African nation. central government under the sex has been the basis of reflected the changes in his The United States is expected to dictatorship of Mohamed Siad much art throughout history. works during his 30 years as a provide a total of 28,000 troops for Barre. Through a presentation of working artist. the Operation Restore Hope, with Since then, civil war and a slides, he provided e1tamples Brown said his interests an additional 1.,500 to 2,000 severe drought have plagued the of such gay imagery in progressed from abstractions coming from France and 900 nation. artwork which dates back to based on still life in the late coming from Canada. Japan, It is estimated that around The Revtew I joshua Crookshank 100 B.C. as well as in his own 1950s to abstract Britain and Germany are expected 300,000 deaths have occurred as a paintings. impressionism and geometric President Bush said in a aid is received by those who need result of famine and civil war. Brown discussed hi s most patterns in th e 1960s. to provide financial support. te levised news conference o n it. The U.N. Security Council voted Two million more, about one-third recent works, "Queer Sex: Saturday that the United S tates is Bus h spoke directly to the see HILTON BROWN page AG last week in favor of placing a U.S. of the population, are estimated to entering the country only to ensure general in charge of the be in danger of starvation. see SOMALIA page AS .A2 • THE REVIEW. December 8, 1992

Phi Tau wins ;J-On-3 Thursday night at Loudis Recital Hall, they 'boned alone, basketball tournament they 'boned four at a time, they for AIDS patients even 'boned to the accompaniment of a piano. The music department The Sigma Alpha Mu presented the university's first fraternity held their first three-on­ Trombonefest. The university's three basketball tournament to trombone soloists performed benefit children with AIDS along with l.all{ence Devlin III Saturday in the Carpenter Sports on piano. Building. Jay Hildebrandt, a university Lee Sokalsky (AS JR), music professor, said "the chairman of the event. said 15 trombone students wanted an teams of four men were opportunity to play so they registered to participate, but only organized the whole thing." 12 showed up to play. The music department has The Phi Kappa Tau team took presented Tubafest for several first place, winning a pair of years, and the trombonists wanted Reebok sneakers for each team the same kind of format in which member and free roller blade to perform, Hildebrandt said. rentals from Delaware Sporting Christopher Williams (EG SR) Goods. began the performance with Brad Linkin (AS SR), a "Concertino in E. Op. 4" by member of the Phi Kappa Tau Ferdinand David. team, said they participated in the John Bell (AS SR) followed event for the charity as well as with a sonata by Paul the competition. Hindesmith. Frank Martin's "It was very competitive," "Ballade" was performed by Linkin said. "In fact, one of our Lincoln Abbott (AS JR). games in the first round went into The U.D. Student Trombone three ovenimes." Quartet concluded with a sonata Each team paid an entry fee of by Giovanni Gabrieli. THE REVIEW I Maximillian Gretsch $40, Sokalsky said. All of the Two fans who made the 20-hour trek to Louisiana Saturday stormed the field at halftime during the Blue Hens 41-18 romp over money was donated to the No. 1 seed Northeast Louisiana. The football team is now only two victories away from the 1-AA national championship. Pediatric AIDS Foundation in Santa Monica; Calif., an Professor talks about organization which researches the research of women · and sociology, told an audience of information from research she winner of the 1992 Women in "There arc positive effects of disease. · administrators about 70 that there may be one compiled by sending Management Staff Di ssertation adding·women to organi zations." reason why this is true. questionnaires to men and women Award. she said , "but we need to do a lot admi n i

First State motorists not the last to fall victim to carjackers

By Beth Kennedy car into reverse. throwing the car according to a pamphlet by the we would be fooling ourselves to "Carjacking has just become ~((Reporter owner 40 feet into the air. Orange, N.J. Police Department's think that Delaware would be more noticeable because of all of the A 78-year-old Pennsylvania The suspect backed into another Crime Prevention Officers exempt," Loveless said. "If it's a media attention it has received woman was the second victim of a car and fled the scene. Association. trend elsewhere, it will be here recently," he said. carjacking in Delaware this year in a The 78-year-old woman sustained The pamphlet, "Tips to Prevent eventually." . Wilmington Police Sgt. Ed November 25 incident, safd Sgt. injuries and was treated arid released Carjacking," also suggests always Statistics on carjackings in the Hazewski said, there has only been David Baylor of Delaware State from Christiana Hospital. being aware of surroundings and to surrounding metropolitan areas are one other carjacking to date. Police. Police said they do not consider using "gut feeling" when sensing not accurate because there is not a Hazewski gave the following The woman left the Best store on carjacking to be a serious problem danger. special category for carjacking in account: Concord Pike and began to put her in Delaware. Finally, it recommends not to the Uniform Crime Reports, ·wactor In late October of this year a man belongings in her trunk when she · "Carjacking ·has not been very resist if approached or attacked for a said. and his friend were driving through was approached by a white female, prevalent in Newark at all," said Lt. car. In most cases, resistance has Lt. Don Wactor from the Orange, Northeast Wilmington when the police said. Alexander Von Koch of Newark resulted in injury. N.J. Police Department said driver pulled over and fell asleep. The suspect, who was about 20 Police. '"We don't even keep Criminal justice. Professor carjacking is not as serious of a He was awakened by the years old, grabbed the woman's car separate records on it." Patricia Loveless said, there have problem as it may seem. passenger who was screaming keys and started her Chevrolet Baylor said, "Still, we have been not been enough carjackings· in "There are a small percentage of because he had a gun to his head. Cavalier. doing a lot of programs to prevent it Delaware to foresee if it will carjackings in comparison with The two men were unharmed and The woman began ba,ngin'g on the from occurring here." become a new trend. other types of crime," Wactor said. removed from the car and four trunk of her car to draw attention. Common sense is the best "But if this continues to increase "Carjacking is considered to be carjackers got in the car and took The female suspect then threw the defense ' aga_inst carjackers, in other metropolitan areas, I think the robbery of a vehicle in police off. records," he said. The following night, Wilmington Although Wactor said he believes Police stopped a similar looking car in the media's right to cover a story, but it had different license plates. he said he believes that carjackers· "It turned out that the plates were will stop once the media hype fictitious," Hazewski said. "And the •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• surrounding carjacking stops. two people in the car were arrested." •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• American Marketing Association presents Police Reports A.N Student slashed on Police gave the following account: Pencader stairs Hamilton and Robert Koonce, 23, of Admiral Club Apartments, • A male student was punched were involved in an argument in and slashed by an unknown the store that had apparently ADVfDTISINt suspect on the Pencader stairs at 2 begun over a female in a am Saturday, University Police Wilmington bar. said. The argument moved to the The student was treated for a parking lot, where Koonce was minor cut to the head and released shot in the head with a small­ fXTDA VAGANZA Saturday at Christiana Hospital, caliber handgun and taken to police said. Christiana Hospital, where he Police do not have a description remained in critical condition A Representative From... of the man, but are investigating Friday. the incident. Police said Hamilton, who remains at large, is considered Suspect sought in armed and dang~rous has recently The American Assf)ciati()n lived at Salem Village Apartments Seven-Eleven shooting near Newark. He uses nicknames ()f Advertisinu Auencies Delaware State Police said they of Manuel or Prince, is 5 feet 10 have identified the man who inches tall and weighs 200 allegedly shot a Newark man after pounds. ... plus some returning favorites from: an argument Wednesday morning He has a tattoo of a devil on his • at the 7-Eleven on Red Mill Road . upper left arm and drives a black John Henry Hamilton, 28, has Toyota or Datsun, police said. Y()UDM ~ ~ubicam been charged in warrants with attempted first-degree murder and - Compiled by Chris Do/metsch • weapons offenses. 13uzell [)ublic ~elatiuns It all happens on: • • • Ralph's Back • Wednesd~y, December 9th • Burchard's Old Time Barber Shop • 7:00p.m . • Established 40 years on Main Street • • • Room 114 Purnell Hall • Every haircut as customer prefers • • ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• • Price - $7.00 • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • 54 E. MAIN ST. • 366-9628 • Next to Klondike Kates ' December 8, 1992 • THE REVIEW • A3 State unemployment rises as national economy grows f?elaware Department of Labor reports an increase in joblessness since September while recession subsides

By Eugene Paoli Simon said a continued hiring of teachers (GDP). the sum of all goods and services improvement to the increase of consumer Christmas season is expected to increase SUifkporter and administrators in education countered produced in the United States, grew 3.9 confidence and several key indicators that because retailers are more optimistic than Optimistism about the economy and job October's rise and kept the rate of increase percent.. have been looking up in the past months. last year. market continues to rise during the holiday in unemployment to a minimum. However, government economists are "An increase in the sales of durable Agnello said there will be the normal rise season, but Delaware is still feeling the "Every year there is a residual increase in looking for a smaller GD P growth of about 2 goods, home sales and a rise in the gross in business activity during November and reverb from an increased unemployment rate education due to the beginning of the school percent in the fourth quarter. national product has been sparked by December and assumes that it will increase in October. year in September," Simon said._ Simon said the short-range outlook for consumer confidence," he said. because of the national economy. Unemployment rose to 5.3 percent, "Following the end of the summer season the economy is looking up and should Gross national product is the total value Irving Mermelstein, owner of Deck the compared to 5 percent in September, there always tends to be a rise in improve slightly and expects a 1993 turn at retail prices of all the goods and services Walls, an art and print store with custom according to a recent report from the unemployment," .he said. "Due to the around. produced by a nation's economy. framing in the Christiana mall, said he is Delaware Department of Labor. numbers of part-time summer help, the end With the recent announcement of the Agnello said the growth of the economy having a much better Christmas season than . Edward L. Simon, labor market analyst of the summer brings about employment closing of the Newport Del. General Motors has been long overdue because the United he did last year. fpr the Delaware Department of Labor, said decline." Corp. plant at the end of the 1995 model States was officially out of the recession at He said he attributes the rise in business }!e expects the Delaware unemployment 'rate Richard Agnello, associate professor of year, Simon '·s long-range outlook for the end of 1991. to people feeling freer with their money. ip November to fall below 4 percent. economics, said·he is optimistic and expects Delaware's economy and unemployment He said, "Economic growth did improve, Customers are buying with cash and checks • He said the rise in unemployment can be the national economy will continue to grow. rate is disappointing. but at an erratic rate." rather than credit cards. attributed to the temporary closing of the The government reported signs of Nearly 7,500 people wi ll lose their jobs, Free-market econoinic systems tend to go Mermelstein said "I have hired three Chrysler plant in Newark, due to model economic growth in the period from July to Simon said. in and out of recessions, Agnello said. additional employees for the season and I ~hangeovers and the end of the resort period. September as the gr,oss domestic product Simon attributes the national economy's Simon said the job market during the plan to carry them over after Christmas." Housing Student loses bid for Pptions Rhodes Scholarship

By ian Madover to increase SUH Rtpotter A university senior was chosen last week to represent Delaware in the regional competition for the Rhodes rext year Scholarship to attend Oxford University in England. ¥ore freshman, Although he did not win, Travis Longcore (AS SR), a geography major toed residences with a French minor, was one of two people selected from the state to compete on a regional level. By Mindy Maslynsky Longcore said the award was SlitffReporter established in 1903 from the will of : As a result of student Cecil Rhodes, a British imperialist shggestions, several housing who wanted to give others the c)langes and building improvements opportunity to be educated at Oxford. will take place in' the 1993-94 "The scholarship pays all expenses a!=ademic year. officials said. for two years at Oxford University, · David Butler, director of Housing with room for a third if you do and Residence Life, said that with exceptionally well there," he said. few exceptions, all rooms in the Longcore said 32 Rhodes scholars Harrington and Gilbert complexes are selected from the United States, Travis Longcore (AS SR) will be reserved for upperclassmen. with others allocated to English The Russell complex will be speaking countries. Society. He also received an award for divided equally between freshmen Longcore learned Saturday that he excellence in geography. and upperclassmen. was not selected, but said the process Longcore, who has a 3.96 · Lane and Thompson Halls will was a good experience. cumulative GPA. said the honors be exclusively for freshmen, Butler "Of course I'm upset, but I never program sends out letters to students said, as will the New Castle, Smyth, THE REVIEW I jennifer Sti!\Oenson had delusions of grandeur," he said. with exceptional GPAs to encourage Squire and Dickinson residence A student attends a display of three sections of the AIDS quilt in the Christiana Commons Thursday. "My goal was to make the state cut them to apply to be a Rhodes scholar. halls. and represent the state." "Anyone can apply, but the Maggie Passero, assistant Longcore explained, "To go application is daunting enough that director of Housing and Residence through any process you have to think many people wouldn't do it." he said. Life, said dividing students by you can do it and open yourself to Although the university doesn't classification was a suggestion dis ~ppointrnent." nominate an applicant. Longcore said, made by students in surveys "The upperclassmen are a big help Residents of the Warner. Kent, is the "economic single." Eighty­ Longcore said the application "I got help from professors and the conducted by Housing and when it comes to things like giving Rodney, and Pencader residence four Rodney single rooms will be included a personal statement. eight honors program with mock interviews Residence Life. advice on professors and classes." halls, as well as the Christiana offered at a $250 discount to letters of recommendation and a and encouragement." "While we did want to meet the Passero said other changes Towers, will have the option to students who need economic professional picture. Longcore said he now plans to upperclassmen's need to be placed include designating Sussex a return to their building or room the assistance. A committee consisting of former attend graduate school to obtain a on East Campus, there is a large "substance-free area." No tobacco, following year, Carey said. Butler said a continuing series of Rhodes scholars and one outside master's degree and Ph.D. in demand of freshmen whose first alcohol or any illegal substances Passero said a new option called improvements in the residence halls member interviews each applicant. geography. choice is also East Campus," will be permitted in the building. "friends together" will allow almost will be completed for next year. President David P. Roselle has Longcore added that a few of the Passero said. Smyth and Squire residence halls any number of students to choose to There will be new kitchens in the served on Delaware's committee for considered criteria were scholastic and Eric Michalisin (AS FR), who will be coed next year, Passero said. live on the same floor in a cluster of Towers, plumbing and heating two years. Roselle said nine students literary achievement, athletic lived in Dickinson last year, said he Because many floors have only one rooms in either Rodney, Pencader systems will be replaced in from the state were reviewed and that involvement and leadership abilities. thought freshmen should be placed bathroom, floors will be alternated or the Towers. bui !dings across campus and Longcore was an impressive ''They were also interested in how with other first-year students. mille and female. She said Greek housing clusters hundreds of yards of new carpeting candidate. · much you will contribute to better the "Especially in the beginning, it The changes were due to a lack were considered for students in the will be installed, Butler said. "Travis was particularly: society." really helps when everyone is in the of requests for single-sex Towers, "but the idea did not go Of all the improvements, Butler outstanding and conducted a fine Longcore said he has advice for same boat. accommodations. over well with students, so we said he is most excited about cable interview," he said. ''We were pleased anyone interested in applying for the "I know that my freshmen floor Linda Carey, assistant director decided against it." television, which should be to advance him to the regionals." scholarship. stuck together, anxious to meet each for Housing and Residence Life •• Stefanic Zamlong (AS SO), a available in all rooms by Fall1993. Among Long core's honors and "The process is grueling and hard, other," he said. "Upperclassmen said: "Student interest in single-sex member of the Alpha Sigma Alpha "When students come back next awards were the Eugene du Pont but if you are willing to put yourself on already had their friends." housing has really disappeared. Two sorority, said some members of her year they may actually be able to Memorial Distinguished Scholar the line, it's worth it. Liana Walters (HR FR), who small, all-women halls should fill sorority do live together, but "there get decent television reception," he Award, a four-year full scholarship. "You find out who you are and lives in Gilbert C, said she the demand." are those who want to live with their said. "Their biggest dilemma may He is involved in the Phi Kappa Phi where you fit into the big scheme of disagrees. "I like living on a floor Carey said men are no longer non-Greek friends." be choosing which of the 30 or 40 National Honor Society and the Pi things." with students of all ages," she said. interested in all-male buildings. Another innovation, Passero said, channels to watch." Delta Phi National French Honor

Amtrak officials warn of dangers near tracks Students crossing through holes in safety fencing place themselves at risk

By Deena Gitaitis "All tracks have automatic signal Srafl Reporrer systems that carry five to seven volts, and A toddler is killed by a train while "The overhead wires the trains that's only about as much as a battery," playing on railroad tracks near Encinitas, touch carry 138,000 volts, and if he said. Calif.. the Los Angeles T imes reported "But the overhead wires the trains Feb. 24, 1991. you're standing on the tracks and a touch carry 138,000 volts, and if you're standing on the tracks and a train A 15-year-old boy is hit and killed by a train touching one of those wires train while crossing rail tracks with three touching one of those wires is in the friends, according to a March 2, 1992 is in the vicinity, you could easily vicinity, you could easily get article in the Baltimore Sun. electrocuted." Three people are killed when a train get electrocuted." He said other dangers include being hit hits their car in Wallingford, Conn., The -Ken Wilson, Amtrak representative by a 45 lb. metal brake shoe that New York Times reported Aug. 24, 1992. frequently flies off of trains. or other According to Amtra k o fficials, the flying pieces of metaL dangers of crossing ra ilroad tracks at Kim Reuter (AS St>). a Ray Street places other than road crossings He said that some trains are easier to resident, said she sometimes crosses the frequently result in injuries or even hear in the distance than others. "You can tracks to get back to her dorm. deaths. hear a freight train, but passenger trains She said she thinks the biggest danger Capt. Jim Flatley of Un iversity Police are a different story." is walking on the stones on the tracks' said the fences meant to pre vent students Wilson said the aerodynamics of edges, not the tracks themselves. from crossing the tracks on Cleveland passenger trains cause the sound to be "Those stones are very difficult to walk Avenue have been cut in several places. pushed to the back of the train. on. I always feel like I'm going to falL" Students cross the tracks as a shortcut to He said that if a oerson was standing Tara Ouzas (AS JR) said she used to get back to their dorms and houses. on the tr acks and did not see a passenger cross the tracks all the time, since they According ·to H o w ard Robertson, a train com ing - by the time he heard provide a quicker route to her house. public affairs officer fo r Amtrak, there anything. it would probably be too late. She said she "thinks you can tell" if a were 650 fat a lit ies and 703 injuri es Children often play games like train is coming and doesn ' t worry too resulting from people trespassing on train "chicken," where they "test their bravery" much about electrocution. tracks in 1991. by running in front of an oncoming train She does however. s ha r e Reuter' s Two deaths and one injury occurred in and se eing who will let the train get concerns about the stones on the edges of Delaware. c lo sest be fore running off the tracks , the tracks. Ken Wil s on. a s ta tio n operations Wilson said. "(The stones) are dangerous, especially representative for Amtrak, explained that Thi s practice has resulted in many when it's dark and you can ' t see where being hit by a tra in is p robably the deaths in the past I 0 years, he said. you're going," she said. " You could really biggest danger of walking on the tracks. Being electrocuted while walking on get hurt if you're not careful." the tracks is "rare, but possible," he said. A4 • THE REVIEW. December 8, 1992

Computerized drop/add goes on line UDPHONE eliminates need for operator-assisted course registration

By Kelly Gilbert Mondays between 7 a.m. and said to be able to use a modem to be more convenient, because I Copy Editor midnight. The hours not technological system, it is was able to add a class in the The- days of waking in the available for drop/add are necessary to use personal middle of the night, without early hours of the morning, reserved for the system's identification numbers for waiting for an available operator waiting through endless busy maintenance. security purposes. like last semester." signals and talking to an operator In the past, phone-in drop/add ''The PIN number will be the Susan Foster, associate vice during phone-in drop/add are had a maximum of ten lines, student's access key to drop/add president of computing and over. making it nearly impossible for for the rest of their time at the network services, said the initial The university recently students to get through, university. cost of the system was implemented UDPHONE, an DiMartile said. The new system "It's got to be helpful for approximately $90,000. She said interactive voice response has 32 lines with expansion students. We think it's a UDPHONE will save ·the system which allows students to p<)ssibilities of up to 96 lines. considerable added convenience university money in labor costs, drop/add courses by using the Students are required to use a for them," he said. and the savings will pay for the key pad on a touch-tone four-digit PIN number in Roselle said the system allows system within two to three years. telephone. addition to their student the university to generate data on Elizabeth Carney, registration University Registrar Joseph identification number in order to student's schedules sooner so officer, said Winter Session is an DiMartile said the new system access the system, he said. individual departments know experimental period for the was first available to students on Next fall, all transfer students where to allocate seating and add system and the university hopes Wednesday and will continue and incoming freshman, upon sections for courses. · to continue using it for the until .Dec. 10 for Winter Session issue of identification cards, will Bernice Weinacht, associate Spring se mester. drop/add. receive a random PIN number. registrar and project leader for The system will also be used DiMartile said the system has Students who are currently UDPHONE, said: "We like to be 'in the free drop/add period after replaced operator assistance and enrolled at the university are up when the students are up. classes begin and will expand for it makes the phone equivalent to required to come up with their This way they don't have to cut other uses in following a computer. own secret four-digit numbers. class to get the courses they need semesters. "The adva.ntages of this The PIN numbers have caused for the following semester." Weinacht sald: "We would system are that the main frame is confusion among some students. Roselle said the system has like students to be able to call in much larger and it is in operation Yvette Graessle (AS JR) said, received heavy use between the for their grades. This project is 20 hours a day, seven days a "At first I was unsure of the hours of II :00 p.m. and I :00 still pending, but hopefully will week," he said. purpose of this extra number, but a.m. when operators would not be implemented soon. ' The UDPHONE is available realized it was necessary for normally be working . "But, our main goal now is to to students between the hours of privacy reasons." Kevin Wille (BE SR) used get students settled before the 7 a.m. and 3 a.m. and on President David P. Roselle UDPHONE and said, "I found it first day of classes." THE REVIEW nennifer Stevenson Delaware women's .basketball defeated the Temple University Owls 74-53 Saturday night.

Studen~s · participate in logo design contest

By lindsy Solomon Computer-Aided Design for the Slafl R~>porter Fashion Merchandiser (CAD) class Two university students will see were required to enter the contest (jranada, Spain logos they designed on the clothing and apply their classroom training. of a national sportswear "The CAD program allows you Summer 1993 manufacturer. to develop things such as textures, The Yale Sportswear Company colors and shapes by computer," This program is designed to give University of in Easton, Md. sponsored a contest she said. Delaware students. faculty, staff. and interested per­ for students in the College of Nuneville said she wants to go sons from the community an opportunity to live and Human Resources to revise the into direct marketing and using study In the capital city of a province in southem Spain logos which appear on the tags of CAD will give her an advantage. during the first summer session of 1993. Granada is their sportswear and fashion lines. "It's the new and up-and-coming known for its romantic Moorish palace. the Alhambra. Rosetta LaFleur, associate thing. A lot of fashion companies professor of textiles and consumer are using them and not many other and its proximity to both the Sierra Nevada Mountains economics, said a committee from colleges have them," she said. and the Mediterranean Sea makes it ideal for outdoor Yale received 35 entr4es in the Students could enter logos in enthusiasts. fashion and sportswear categories. both the sportswear and fashion Courses offered: The finalists were judged Friday. categories. • Elementary Spanish • Culture through Conversation Amy Nuneville's (HR JR) logo won Nuneville, who had two of her • Contemporary Spain • History of Spanish Music in the fashion category and Richelle entries chosen as finalists, said her Sabella's (HR SR) sportswear logo winning logo had Yale written in The courses will be held on the campus of the received first place. cursive with a spiral shape on the Universidad de Granada. Additional field trips and In the fashion category, Jodi left of it and a red line under it. excursions proposed include Madrid, Toledo, Seville, Rosenblum (HR SR) placed second "I used a spiral to show motion Segovia. and Avila. and Amy Fyock (HR SO) won third and eventually you can drop the place. Kelly Bielinski (HR·SR) name Yale and just have the spiral Participants will stay with Spanish families. so placed second in the sportswear as the Yale symbol," she said. they will have direct contact with the language and group and Nuneville was third. LaFleur said a Fashion the culture of the people. In addition to Yale using their Illustration class also was required logos, Nuneville and Sabella will to enter the contest, using such For further information contact Amalia Veitia, receive $200 and will be recognized mediums as free-hand sketching Dept. of Foreign Languages & Literatures. 415 Smith on Honor's Day, as will the and watercolor painting. Hall. (302) 831-2452 or (302) 453-1112. runners-up. Sabella, whose winning sports The winning logos will appear in logo was red, white and 1994. horizontal stripes with "Yale"blue~======~-...:=~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!~ I "It hasn't really hit me yet. written in black cursive through the Maybe it will when I see the stripes, said her design was made to clothes," Nuneville said. look like a fl ag . Bob Krebs, general manager of Bielinski's sportswear logo also Yale Sportswear, sai d the university used red, white and blue. She said WINTER COMMENCEMENT was chosen for the contest because she used the patriotic colors it is well-known and highly because "people are looking for recognized in the area of fashion American-made products such as WHEN: Saturday, January 9, 1995- 2:00p.m. merchandising. Yal e's." The contest was "helpful on both Jennifer Meola (HR JR), another sides." Krebs said. finalist, took her logo design in a WHERE: The Bob Carpenter Center Jerry Manning, president and different direction and used green owner of Yale, said the company ivy and blue lettering. Route 896-Newark approached the students because "I used ivy because it symbolizes they wanted so~ young designs. college," Meola said. WHO: August and December 1992 Graduates Manning said, "Yale has LaFleur said she was excited developed a good repertoire with about the contest. "It gave students the university and we felt that we experience related to the types of could be part of the fashion merchandising and mark

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f. . ~ , December 8, 1992 • THE REVIEW. AS Theatre Holidays pose threat to dieters group Social stress, abundance of food may lead to overeating By Marge Anders Little says overeating during the Jack Smith, professor and chaimtan Slillrll.epotter holiday season is a result of the social of the nutrition and dietetics addreses As the holiday season app-oadles its stress. department, says the holiday season peak, many health-conscious, weight­ She says at panies people have a does not have to be a problem The key watching students begin to feel anxious. tendency to flock around the hors is to concentrate on how you eat during sa·fe sex The temptation of holiday foods is d'oeuvre table to fmd security. the rest of the year. often enough to ruin a semester's wonh "Focus on the people rather than on the The bottom line, says Little, is to eat of dieting and exercise. food," Little says. normally. Do not go over-board. And according to nutritiortists, there The key, she says, is to eat normally. Nutrition major, Julia Kish (HR SR) &f o"vla!y Desmond is only a slim hope for effective dieting She suggests eating from the says, "Consume in moderation. Eat Copj Edta during the holidays. vegetable tray instead of the cookie jar. slowly. And if you are going to eat In Delaware, 5_12 people have been Louise Little, associate professor of And if you know that you will be at a sweets or fattening foods, do not take diagnosed with AIDS - 325 of whom nutrition and dietetics, says: "In our party where there will be food, think of six, take one." have alrea:ly died culture, eating and sociability go the rest of your day and eat accordingly. Little says that the holiday season At least 3,000 rocre Delawareans are together. Food is a part of the Joyce Walter, coordinator of can be just like any other time of the HIV-positive, but are unaware because celebration. Do not go on a diet at this Wellspring in Student Health Services, year if a conscious effon is made to eat tlry show no symptoms. time. It just does not work." says that alcohol may cause problems normally. Trese are some of the messages the But many people do not iteed this as well. "Food is fun," she says. "Let it be Harrirtgton Theater Arts Company advice. "People tend to consume more fun. You do not have to eat everything (HfAC) wanted to bring to the sll.ldents in Camille Weir (AS FR) says that she alcohol over the holidays," Walter says. that is in front of you." the university's residence haJJs. is more health-conscious during the She says that this is a problem Walter says, "You get into problems The JX!rformance group enacted three holidays, but she can not completely because alcohol provides "empty when you think good-food or bad­ one-act plays: "Safe Sex," 'The Rose" avoid all of the wonderful foods. calories" which are void of nutritional food." and "Andre's Mother," in 10 different "My eating habits are really st.:rewed value. Walter says that if you like to eat residence halls across campus to ~ THE REVIEW /Jennifer Stevenson up at Christmas," Weir says. "I splurge Walter says that alcohol also lowers chips, go for the pretzels or the air­ the AIDS issue. Trent Van Doren (left) and Nicole Norton perform the one-act play at Christmas dinner and for weeks after your inhibitions which may cause you popcorn. U you fmd yourself drinking Kevin Abbott (AS SO), director of the Safe Sex in the Harrington D residence hall Sunday. I real! y do not cat." to eat what you otherwise would avoid. eggnog, drink a smal l amount. play, said, "fo me, it was the biggest topic wecoolddo. Shocked is exactly how Abbott said he defmitely the most thought-provoking and "It is a topic that is definitely on felt when he received the AIDS statistics effective of the three plays." people's minds and they want to know he requested from the Student Health Although "The Rose" was very more about iL" Services. informative, Mandakas said, the play Treatment plant opens providing Since the show's debut Nov. 16 and "We wanted to make sure the "Andre's Mother" was heart-wrenching. final performance on Dec. 6, programs were educational, so we "Andre's Mother" is centered around approximately 400 students have seen the contaCted the health center," he said. Andre's death from AIDS. Despite the plays, Abbott said. The figures Abbott's received inspired cause of his death, Andre's mother refuses 70 percent of city's water supply "That is a huge number in dorms, the play 'The Rose." Dressed in white to accept his homosexuality or where most programs only atrract maybe and holding a si ngle red rose, th e acknowledge hi s lover. By Chris Dolmetsch ·;. • 10 students," he said . performers stood frozen as Bette Midler's As Andre's mother and lover stood at C1ty News Editor .• ~ Kristin Gray (ED FR), who saw the song "The Rose" played. his grave, his lover tried repeatedly to talk The city's new water treatment .::plays at Kent Hall Nov. 30, said, "It As each AIDS statistic was read, a to his mother about Andre's homosexual pl ant may relieve some of the : : tnngs AIDS to our level. "Usually the single ruse petal was dropped. li re. Hi s attempt was futile. press ure on Newark's water su pply - :~ stalisli cs are just national, but to hear them Kent Re si dence Hall director Cam Hol ly Winters (AS SO), who when it goes on-li ne this week. :: ~ about Delaware is shocking." 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Red Dog granted death wish, to be killed March 3 continued from page Al the first degree, one count of straddled the victim as she sat in At 7 a. m., he kidnapped the Hilton Brown speech kidnapping in the first degree a living room chair. victim and had her drive to an executed earlier. and two counts of possessi on of Red Dog said, "I want you." empty farmhouse in Sussex, continued from page A1 exhibit. For the first time in The last execution took place a deadly weapon during the Pennington responded with, "No where he took her to a bedroom the history of the show, he March 14. when Steven Brian commission of a felony. you don' t. you go home to your and raped her again. ln the I ~17Us, he said he said, the faculty tried to Pennell was killed in nine The seven charges were wife, Bonnie." The nightmare ended when started working as a gay artist censor his work . minutes by lethal injection. related to conduct involving He said he was unable to leave Red Dog forced her to drive him by painting human figures, Brown said one faculty Pennell was convicted for the Pennington's mother, Ailsa because he owed money to thugs to the home of an acquaintance primarily males. member defended his painting murders of at least four Newark­ Pennington. who had kidnapped her son, near Millsboro, so he could use Brown said he was not by claiming it was about area women. During his trial, On March 12, 1992, Red Dog Hugh. the phone. considered a gay artist until AIDS prevention while it was Pennell acted in his own defence entered nolo contendere pleas to The victim asked if her son When he went into the trailer, this period, although he came actually a visual work with no and like Red Dog, he repeatedly a ll nine charges. was hurt and Red Dog said, "Oh, the victim was left alone in the out as a gay man in 1958. hidden meanings. asked for the death penalty. he's hurt." car with the keys. a gun and a Coming out with gay "You cannot try to please In February 1991, Red Dog Red Dog's killing spree During this time, her son lay knife. expression was extremely those who try to put difficult during that time, he was charged in a nine-count The nightmare began on Feb. dead in the basement, his hands She drove off and contacted restrictions on your work," he indictment returned by the Grand and feet bound .and his throat police. . said. said. "The image of a free 10, 1991. "l was very. successful as Jury . Aisla Pennington was visiting slit. "It was the most frightening society disappears if Two of the counts, murder in RedDogtiedherupandraped thing I ever did," she is an abstract artist," Brown expression is restricted." Red Dog's wife, Bonnie. While said. "But, my ability to sell the first degree and possession of at Red Dog's residence he came her. Then he cut her loose so she documented as saying in court Though he realizes many a deadly weapon during the could use the bathroom and then reports. "I didn't know whether I work diminished rapidly when people find his work home drunk and Pennington I started painting gay commission of a felony, were in offered to take him to meet a he sodomized her. had chosen the right thing for offensive and pornographic, connection to the death of 30- The victim said that during the Hugh or not." imagery." Brown said he feels he has a friend. 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Sound the alarm! Personal protection devices pump up the volume.

By Liz Lardaro distributors Cathy Raphael and Beth device is in plain view and can be James Flatley, assistant director of someone," Eustice said. AuisUnl N.ws Editor Nerlinger. recognized, this can also help to deter an Public Safety, said if a person really PAAL would be good to have, Eustice Beethoven and both used The PAAL, which came out in attacker. wants to commit a crime, they will said, if a student has to walk on campus it to create their masterpieces. September 1991, costs about $30, and, According to MaryLou Hearn, probably do it, regardless of any personal at night and is unable to find anyone to Pavlov used it to train his dogs to according to Raphael and Nerlinger, is manager of the Army Navy store in protection device. go with them. come to dinner, and Alexander Graham better than Mace or pepper spray because College Square Shopping Center, sound Although he is in favor of any legal Jennifer Taggart (BE SR) said the Bell used it to advance the lines of it is a "passive" alternative. alarms are less effective than a contained measures which enhance safety, Flatley PAAL is not something she would communication. Upon removing a small pin from the deterrent, such as pepper spray. · said personal safety starts with common purchase for herself. Now you can use it to protect top of the beeper-like device, the battery­ "With pepper sprays, you get instant sense - not a device, sound alarm or "If someone bought it for me, I would yourself. operated alarm will sound for about two results," she said, "while with sound, you otherwise. probably use it," Taggart said, "but $30 The element in question is sound, and hours or until the pin is replaced. do not." He also said he would not want is a lot for a student to pay." it is the primary component of the "It's, essentially, protection without Pepper sprays, which range from $11 students to get "too comfonable" simply Raphael said wholesale manufacturers personal alarm. violence," Nerlinger said. to $16 and emit hot pepper extract, because they have a personal alarm. are currently selling 8,000 PAALs per Sound alarms are small devices which Whereas Mace or pepper spray could provide immediate results, because they "They may think, 'I .have this, so day. A $60 million net sale number is generate a screeching sound similar to a be turned around and used against a irritate an attacker's sight, skin and nothing will happen to me,"' Flatley projected for 1992. car alarm in order to ward off an victim. she said, the alarm cannot. breathing. said. "Think about what happens when Similarly, the spray deterrent market attacker. "With Mace or spray, there is a Donna Chenetz (BE SR), who carries you hear a car alarm going off in a has also experienced an increase. The alarm can be hand held or chance of angering someone more by a spray deterrent with her, said she does parking lot. Hearn said the Army Navy store has attached to a purse or pocket. using it," Nerlinger said. "With the not think sound alarms are as effective as "You look around, but that's about it." had a sudden surge in purchases of The purpose of these kinds of alarms alarm, the sound will disorient an spray, because they will not directly stop However, Robin Eustice (BE FR) said pepper sprays. is to deter potential attackers from attacker and give you a chance to take the attacker. PAAL is definitely something she would "We have sold close to 300 of them, if actually carrying out the attack, said off." "Pepper spray will stop them," she usc. not more, within a year's time," she said. Personal ~ttack Alarm (PAAL) Nerlinger and Raphael said that if the said, "and it lasts for 20 minutes." "I think it is really helpful for

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Tuesday,December 8, 1992 PageA8 ./ Feeding Somalia Inaction means death for thousands of starving people. The U.S. should help in any way it can.

Let there be no more debate. used to preserve life and rejuvenate Troops are needed to help Somalia. a starving population. Drought and civil war have maae Inaction will mean the death of Somalia hell on earth. Three­ countless Somalians. hundred thousand people have But, by the same token, the U.S. starved to death so far. forces should not be expected to Three would-be dictators are stay in Somalia for more than three tearing up the country, preventing or four months. any food from getting to the In that time, our armies should people. have stabilized the country enough Wil Shamlin The U.S., acting on a United to allow food convoys to get to the Nations resolution, is planning to people. After that, the U.N: can deploy 28,000 troops to aid the worry about how to permanently people of Somalia. end Somalia's woes. The troops, The New York "We -respect your sovereignty Oppressing the masses with PC speech Times reported will be used to and independence," President stabilize the situation and get food George Bush said to Somalia, ''we "I'm not a racist or anything- some Shut your eyes and say "oppression" to people who need it. come to your country for one of my best friends arc blacks ... " Guest 5,000 times. and then open your eyes. Once the armies establish some reason only; to let the starving be "I had this friend who admitted he Commentary Like magic, the word is transformed! order, a small U.N. force will take fed. was gay, I mean, he just said it, he "What a shameful word!" you exclaim. Now. to cover up this new, evil over. It's not-ou-r placC"-to set up a -­ DECLARED that he was gay and ... " "Columbus was a villain." By jason N. word. insert a few alternatives "llle dangers on this_~xpedition government for Somalia or to even "I am an Afrikkan-American." Smith describing the original thought in a arc many. The U.S. forces will be stay long enough to choose sides in "Only white people can, by manner that supports the verbally going in mosny by t~einscfves-:­ its tfirec~w ay civil war; ·Helping - - · definition, be racist." oppressed group. Try to be as vague Othcr countries will be supplying people is one thing. Meddling in "Only men can be sexist." dominant group. Individuals in minority and general as you can- you wouldn't troops for this operation, but these their country's affairs is entirely O.K. Enough's enough. I am a groups share a collective identity and want anybody retracing your thought will be few aria far between. . -. - -·another~------· - · -- ·------··-----. straight, middle-class, white male. common burdens." patterns back to the original, Shoot me. Put a .38 slug between my Silly me. I always thought that the unspeakable word. Now test your new Th<: troops will be going into a A deadline should be established. eyes, and bury me behind the barn with definition of minority h"as something to word on your friends and co-workers. bona- fide war zone. Guns arc By March J, 1993, the U.S troops all of my wicked brethren. do with numbers. Something like: The When they say "Jack Frost," you say plentiful in Somalia and there's no should be out of Somalia, What? You say that I don't deserve group with more people is the majority "Precipitation Fairy!" When they say lack of thugs to shoot ·them. There regardless of whether or not they've to die? But I was BORN an oppressor, and the group with fewer people is the "Handicapped," you say "Physically will , no doubt, be blood spilled. A completed their mission. In three right? I must pay for the sins of my minority. Challenged!" When they say "Gunman," you say "Professional lot of it may be American. months, the U.S. should be able to relatives. Whip me with your neon pink Hmmm. Well, I must be wrong. After prop:tganda and your slogans. I deserve all, I am the oppressor. And besides, · Armed Killer!" Before you know it you But this is something that must set up a system to get food to all it. this new definition sounds refined and can sleep peacefully at night, knowing be done. Hundreds'"of thousands of the Somalians who need it. I remember a cultural diversity politically correct. that you have a pure hea~t and a pure lives arc at stake. There is no way On the eve of a new American workshop held during my R.A. training. Seeing that poster kind of made me language. America should ignore these Presidency, there's a new ray of Everybody was seated in a big circle wonder about who's in charge around Control communication, and you people's plight. hope for the east African country of and the speaker paced around the here. control the free exchange of ideas. Armies are almost · always Somalia. outside. Whenever a small group of cultural Control the society's literature through Here's the gist of what she said: You fear, and you control history. Rewrite instruments of destruction. In Send in the troops. We've got elites can control the free exchange of c:m 't change history. The blacks were ideas. they become, by their own logic. the books. Si"lence the thoughts you Somalia, the U.S. troops will be people to feed . . cnslavcd ·by the whites, and that's a the majority. don't like. Create new word definitions fact. And a black baby is born If a small group can tell us what is to keep yourself in power. Join the "in" oppressed bcc·ause of his or her skin good and what is bad, they become the club! '' color. You can't change that either. And majority. If you or I are oppressed Oh, but we shouldn't talk about this you arc born white and because you're simply because we choose to speak our stuff. Especially me. I have no right to white you're an oppressor. You can't traditional, middle-class minds, we talk. I am a bad person. I am white and change it. These are the facts. become the minority, don't we? straight and male and middle class and About Review & Opinion Of course, lots of us disagreed. We Funny how the system works. isn't Protestant and oh! how I cringe to said we didn't condone our ancestors' it? admi 1 that I'm even (gasp) a free­ Review and Opinion: The opinion page is reserved for opinion and commentary. The editorial actions. We were different. So many people on this campus and thinker. above represents the consensus of The Review staff and is written by the editorial editor, except The speaker told us we couldn't help in this country are llausing this very Put that bullet through my worthless when signed. Columns are the opinion of the author. Editorial cart.oons represent the opinion of the it. As the whites have the power they instant to find just the right word for cerebellum. · anist. Letters to the editor contain the opinions of our readers. arc oppressors BY DEFINITION. their thoughis. The word which will Just one last thing before I receive My only question is: just who makes make their peers smile upon them. The my well-earned eternal damnation ... these definitions? · word which the people in power have. You folks who control the definitions The other day, I saw a new Housing chosen to be the appropriate packaging and the words on this campus and in and Residence Life poster. ll revealed for the enclosed bigoted ideas. this country, listen up: Right and wrong the new definition for minority: "A And just how do the people in power is a discovery, not a vocabulary. Editorial Staff group (which] holds a subordinate create acceptable alternatives for our Click. BOOOOOOOOOOOM! Greg Orlando, editorial editor I columnist Jeff Peartman, columnist status or receives differential or "undivcrsified" words? It's a simple unequal treatment from society process, really. jason N. Smith is a special columnist for Russ Bengtson, columnist Wil Shamlin, cartoonist The Review. Karen Levinson, columnist Mike Stanley, cartoonist (discrimination) because of physical or Try it yourself: Simply pick any cultural traits disapproved of by the word at random from the dictionary.

Skinheads sing the c-word blues Somalia a death trap for U.S. tr~ops . Throw them in a dungeon, boundaries for speech. "We are not looking 10 go in with taking; if the U.S. is sworn to stabilize Or throw them in a concentration Not all forms of speech are guns blazing. I wouldn'i expect a big the situalion. it will have to baby-sit camp, Commentary protected. For instance, yelling fire confrontation." Pentagon Commentary these people 10 insure their safety. /u far as I'm concerned, into the in a crowded theater is not spokcsffi!Ul Pete Williams. Marlin Fitzwater. President Bush's piess secretary, suggested the troops desert. By Karen protected speech. By H11t get rid of them [molly. . There is a difference between Pete Williams is reason 6,032 the Greg . could be done with their job and out Kill their children, Levinson censoring lyrics which urge words "military" and "intelligence" Orlando of Somalia by the time Clinton takes Rape their women, listeners to attack people and lyrics shouldn't be used in the same the oath or office on Jan. 20, 1993. llnnihilate their race. which merely tell the story of sentence. Most incredibly, he failed to someone being attacked. Twenty-eight thousand U.S. troops follow up his suggestion with a pitch are preparing to go to Somalia, and, But make no mistake about it, to sell the Brooklyn Bridge at a low, The above lyrics are aimed at Under this guideline. an artist is of these forces, the Wilmington the Turks. who are Germany's one concert with Nco-Nazi bands protected and a Neo-Nazi inciting as evidenced by Williams' mind­ some low price. News Journal reports, wcll armed largest immigrant group, according every month with hundreds In a riot is not. numbing statement, the people are It will probably take the troops a with both Soviet and U.S. weapoory. to Thursday's Philadelphia attendance. Banning hate music seems to running the show are oblivious to month to fully deploy. That doesn't be The U.S. troops are walking into Inquirer. Before this, skinhead culture in a logical step when considering the reality. leave too much time for stabilizing an armed camp with no clear Music soothes the savage beast, Europe may have included frequent attacks on ethnic groups The troops will be deployed to the situalion. or so they say. teenagers who were into punk in Germany. · insure food supplies get to starving indications of who the "good guys." if The U.S. troOps will be aided by any. But in Germany, where music. Perhaps if Germany were a Somalians and "to establish a secure are. • armies from Italy, France, Canada, These tired, poorly-armed thugs foreigners have suffered a slew of But now, skinhead culture has peaceful, multi-cultural society, environment" in Somalia. Egypt and a few others, the Journals may play havoc with the American ul tacks hy Nco-Nazis, music incorporated Neo-Nazi ideas and this would be a different story. The Currently, Somalia is suffering reported. The U.S. will, of course, brings nul the beast. the music is the main tool for censorship of music would be less from a draught the likes of which milit~ machine. In 1979, the Soviets lead the'armies and probably take the invaded Afghanistan, expecting On Wednesday, the German indoctrination of Germany's angry likely to be tolerated. make the one in Ethiopia look like a an hardest hits. ea<>y time with the rag-tag resistance. govcrnnicnt stated it would ban youth. Even though the message in the tea party. How are 30,000-plus troops mu sic which advocated violence "They don't go in for reading music may be the most repulsive, Nobody is running the show in The Mujaheddin, freed.om fighters supposed . to bring order to an against immigrants and members books and pamphlets, nor do they it should lfe remembered that it's Somalia, either. In 1991, President­ using anti-helicopter TOW rockets, essentially lawless country? Somalia managed to keep the Soviets off­ of other ethnic groups. .. hold . m.ectings a~ politic~! not the lyrics that are dangerous. dictator Siad Barre was overthrown. has no govellliTient. Even if the troops balance. Using hit-and·nm raids, the Instead of the government organtzattons do. ~hetr message IS It's the seapegoating and violent He's now trying to regain power by manage to stabilize the area and open Afghanis slowly bled the Soviets. The taking action again-st bana larg_el!- com~untcate~ thto.ugb___ attackS..()f .innocent people that is h

'I r December 8, 1992 • THE REVIEW. A9 Letters to the editor of Christiana Mall. I realize that you do not have the Did all of you know that The Review is an award­ Pearlman's whole commentary on the Christian Give the editorial· staff some patience or open mind for a lengthy explanation, so J winning newspaper? So, no matter what you think of religion is full of misconceptions and lies. To make a will make this short. Christmas is about giving, applause (and a raise, to boot ) them, they must be doing something right. mockery of another's faith is one thing, but to boost yours at the same time is just plain shallow. I will generosity and helping your neighbor. Before you sco~f, just think for a moment about the fact that for every gtft ; This letter may be a little different than those you are Dan Rosen (EG FR) venture to call Mr. Pearlman a "silly Hebrew" as he used to reading. Instead of trashing the editorial staff of requests. Because not only do I respect his faith, but received, someone had to give it. The Review, I think they deserve some praise. because I'm not Jewish. I feel I have no right to criticize If you had paid attention during T.he Miracle on I am a freshman, and one of the great pleasures I take Pearlman's column true trash his beliefs. I wish he had done the same. 34th Street, you would have realized the meaning of Is reading the paper on Tuesdays and Fridays. The I'm sure Jeff Pearlman had many reasons for writing Christmas is more profound than a house in the suburbs. Opinion section is one of my greatest points of interest. After reading ,;The Grinch of Greed Steals Christmas his article, but it looks to be a classic case of jealousy. Most people our age have gotten over the childish greed Jt keeps me most informed of what is going on from Us All," I am forced to make assumptions about you mentioned and have embraced the true spirit of the (hroughout campus, and how people feel about it. Jeff Pearlman. First, I believe it's safe to say he has Amy Schumaker (AS SO) season. I enjoy the writing style of Jeff Pearlman, Greg never set foot in any Christian's house I know of during Orlando, and all of the other staff. While I do not agree the holiday season. If he had, he would find we don't You're a mean one, Mr. Pearlman Michael Venters (AS SR) with every issue they present, I recognize that they are 'bitch and moan" about our church services . .We coing a job. Their job is to get us up off of our asses and certainly have the choice not to go if we don't want to. I On many occasions. Jeff Pearlman and I have And, in parting ... involved in the controversial issues swirling around us. also ask him to present any Christian who doesn't know exchanged playful jibes about our respective religions. ;.\nd they are doing a damn fine job, especially in light the meaning of Christmas. It would be a very difficult However, his recent commentary proved that he is just, .. . Mr. Pearlman should evaluate his personal pf the fact that they get paid little or no money. I had task. If he were to venture into a Christian home on as he said, a "silly Hebrew." motives and perhaps consider seeking therapy. the privilege of meeting Jeff Pearlman in the basement December 25, he would find the true 111eaning of It is true that Christmas is a very commercialized of the Student Center, and he was more shy than Christmas, not from what he observes in a shopping holiday. However, for anyone who has experienced the Marisa Puglisi (EC GR) pompous about his writing. mall. spirit of the holiday knows it goes far beyond the glitz

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L to R: Billy Crystal made his directorial debut, Joe Pesci found relative success in "My Cousin Vinny,• "Bram Stoker's Dracula" was somewhat bloodless, Madonna bared it all, Sinead got all torn up over the Pope, and Garth Brooks ruled the country with country.

Basic plots & lethal sequels mark '92

By Brandon Jamison Some new faces crash, and actors Anthony Perkins Assistant Entertainment Editor took away from the pain of having and Cleavon Little of Psycho and 1992 can entertainingly be to see the same old recycled ones. Blazing Saddles fame, summed up as a bad sequel to In Basic Instinct, Sharon Stone respectively. 1991. set a new record for an actress Television took some bold steps, Apparently, the name of the inducing the most slobber from the including MTV becoming Political game was "money matters and a male audience. Information Central. quick buck doesn't exactly require Rene Russo was the saving grace Bill Clinton blew his sax on quality." of Lethal Weapon III, stealing the " Arsenio" and George Bush blew Just look at Lethal Weapon III, movie with her sexiness and his chances by not following in with Mel Gibson and Danny Glover surliness (and battle scars). Clinton's footsteps and integrating giving lame performances to an Robin Will iams' big blue Genie with a young audience. even lamer script. from Aladdin will be plastered on "Seinfeld" and "Home This study in mediocrity was everything from lunch boxes to Improvement" went head-to-head immediately topped by Alien 3, septic tanks in the next year. in the baule for sitcom supremacy. starring Sigourney Weaver, who Sister Act, My Cousin Vinny, And television lost an icon when · wasn't topped by anything. and The Mighty Ducks were the legendary talk show host Johnny But if you want the best surprise hits of the year, while Carson swung his imaginary golf example, see Batman Returns and Unforgiven and A League of club one last time in May. then check to see if you still have a Their Own were two of the Also waving goodbye was the ·pulse. Tim Burton's follow-up was summer's biggest successes. phenomenally successful "The as dismal as his first oxymoronic Autumn saw the release of X Cosby Show," which bowed to the smash-bomb. and Bram Stoker's Dracula, growing ratings of "The Currently, Home Alone 2 is which respectively s izzled a nd Simpsons." vacuuming money and intelligence fizzled. All in a ll , 1992 had more out of all young children. Be The en terta inment world bid disappointments than pleasantries. prepared for Home Alone 3, Alone farewell to comedian Sam Kiniso n, Let's hope that 1993 has a little in Antarctica. who met his demise in ~ tragic car' more originality and less rehashes. Krossing the line-. music hits some·sour notes

close behind. Elton John proved himself The One, while ~Jer~~~!e~~~~~~?n GN'R's videos attained moviesque status Extreme showed III Sides to Every Story. Baby look back. while Madonna and LL Cool J went back to Sinead "Am I Not Offensive" O'Connor Kriss Kross jumped, House of Pain jumped Cali to make some movies of their own. ripped up a picture of the Pope on Saturday around, Izzy Stradlin jumped ship and Sir The Singles soundtrack showed the world Night Live, reportedly because he liked Mix-A-Lot and jumped up to the top what the other Washington has to offer. Elton's hairpiece. of the charts this year in music. Pearl Jam and Nirvana bathed in the bucks The Convo opened this year, bringing acts Even without lead guitarist Steve Clark, while Soundgarden and Alice in Chains did like Bob Dylan and 10,000 Maniacs. who beat his alcohol problem the hard way, all right themselves. Roger Waters' Amused To Death shows Def Leppard released Adrenalize, which did Country, on it's biggest upswing since The that The Wall hasn't drained his agony. anything but. Charlie Daniels Band, found two new saints Peter Gabriel dug deep for a follow-up to Body Count, lce-T's speed metal band, lost in crossover Garth -Brooks and cross dresser So. a battle with Warner Bros. when the Billy Ray Cyrus, who secretly wears what is Genesis, his old band, proved that live controversial cut "Cop Killer" got the axe. thrown on stage. doesn't necessarily mean conscious. In the ongoing battle of the sexies, Prince R.E.M.' s latest is praised by critics. Achtung Baby proved itself the biggest released an unpronounceable and Automatic A? Payoffs for the People? Mr. U2 hit since Gary Powers. Madonna released some unforgivable Stipe? The Spin Doctors, Phish and Blues pictures. Arrested Development pushed the limits of Traveler found nationwide audiences while Lollapalooza IJ, featuring the Red Hot rap with their debut and the Beastie Boys' Bobby Brown found Whitney Houston. Chili Peppers, Pearl Jam, Ministry, Check Your Head laid down the funk thicker Neil Young reaped a late Harvest. Soundgarden and The Jesus and Mary Chain, than crunchy Jif on toast. 1993 should be a good 'un too, with the among others, led the summer concert Bon Jovi can Keep the Faith, thank you Tipper factor entering the picture for a while. brigade, with the Metallica- GN'R concert very much. Stay tuned.

~~ PTT~'s new production splits 'Henry V' into five personalities :- By Rich Campbell close to the traditional rather than the George!" loses the impact a masculine delicate Kate and Franz Jones as her Copy Editor avant guard. Henry would have as his men join in the attendant heightened the humor of their The Professional Theatre Training "Henry V" fall s short of the quality of yell. scenes and deserve honorable mention. Program' ~ (PTTP) first offering of the last spring's "Henry IV." Some cues Casey Stewart-Lindley handles her So does Danny Carnie! for a comical season had' some unusual elements. were missed and lines, at times, sounded more reflective Henry, who secretly first Fluellen. Andrea Stevens does a The play is "Henry V," or in this case, recited rather than acted. sneaks into camp to encourage the more amiable, but less comic, "Five HenryS." Nevertheless, Walker's two-hour, troops before battle and movi.ngly prays replacement. To give each of the actors in PTTP's romp sans intermission through "Henry" for victory, with poise and musical Michael Surabian and David Seitz do new class the maximum chance to act, satisfies despite its frustrations. delivery. well in the roles of the French king and Director Jewel Walker casts five actors, Continuing where the two-part As the Henry triumphant in battle and Dauphin, particularly the latter. The three men and two women, in the role of "Henry IV" plays leave off, Shakespeare summing up matters in the aftermath, stability of their characters make the King Henry. traces Henry 's phenomenal battle Ashley Smith played the strongest French court scenes often more Thi's approach, while it highlights the success in conquering French lands. masculine King of the five, a good satisfying than their English equivalents. different aspects of Henry's personality, Transformed from the revelling choice to be the overall Henry. The best group effort of the harms the audience's bond with the Prince Hal in "Henry IV" to the ideal Tim Gregory does justice to the sly, production, the chorus, actually benefits character. Christian king, Henry rouses the troops, suave lover-king wooing the hand of from the change in performers, moving PTTP officials are the first to point conquers the ki ng of France and courts Kate. But he contrasts so much with the show along. out that with a new class of 49 students, his daughter. Smith. the last act may as well be a Overall, "Henry V" is worth seeing this is a "performance project," not a Of the five He nry's, each gave a different play. before the semester's end. Because of full production. different demeanor to the role. Joel In modern eyes, a passed around "severe budget cuts" PTTP has charged The set is stark, keeping the emphasis Kneeder, th e first Henry, does an crown emphasizes the medieval belief in admissi~n. unlike previous first-year on the actors. A street light carried adequate job, but didn ' t have a good the divine right of kings, showing he or performances. But allendces receive a offstage at the play's be·ginning and chance to add depth to the character. she who wears the crown exercises the voucher for a free ticket to next spring's placed back on stage at the end is one of I Vic toria Adams plays a stern, fierce authority. But Shakespeare's emphasis "As You Like It" or "Romeo and Juliet." I Actors from PTTP perform the few props. Henry leading in to battle. But her yell of on Henry's bright character suffers. Hopefully, only one Romeo and one I I.. Shakespeare's 'Henry V Costumes and characterizations stick "God for Harry, Englan"d, and Saint Karla Niel son's portrayal of a poised, Juliet, at that. - , j' /Featurin ••• December 8, 1992. THE REVIEW. 82 .. I AS far as acting goes, there's only one true giant- Godzilla I The day after Thanksgiving has by nuclear testing. stomped around for a Japan. trade publication about the film industry always been my favorite day of the year: bit and eventually buried. Kind of like Godzilla fought giant lobsters, metal comes about as close as you're e ver It's not the turkey induced coma, the Feature Forum George Bush. Only cooler. replicas of himself, alien monsters, giant going to get. endless news bulletins about crowded The first Godzilla movie was the moths and smog beasts. And he always "An unintentionally funny remake of malls or the football games that make classic work of a man and the cheap managed to do it with a lot of panache. the popular Godzilla films of the '50s this day, above all others, the most fun By Greg Orlando plastic suit he wore while stomping a In 1967. King Kong was dusted off and '60s. The dubbing and the dialogue day to be alive. miniature version of Japan. and dredged up from obscurity in th e are as bad as ever. Raymond Burr returns Raymond Burr, old Ironsides himself, epic work, King Kong vs. Godzilla. On this very special day. a local TV in his role as a news reporter and station airs an eight-to 10-hour Godzilla played a reporter who told the world not Film lore has it that two versions of manages to keep a straight face through fest. some other Japanese city. to play with nuclear devices. this movie were shot. The first, the Eight-plus hours of bad dubbing. As far as I'm concerned, Godzilla But Godzilla, like Rolling Stones Japanese version, featured Godzilla as the entire ordeal." Eight-plus hours of toy tanks firing really is the King of Monsters. King drug-overcjosing guitarist Keith the hero. The American version had th e Godzilla is the coolest creation ever to caps at bad .special effects. Kong? A poser. Mothra? Who's going to Richards, would not die. big ape Kong as the hero. hit the cellul ite. Imagine making a living Eight-plus hours of Japanese actors be scared of a 30-foot moth? He returned again in 1960 for If the lore is true, then who won the out of terrorizing the Japanese. going, "Oh look! It's Godzilla!" Frankenstein? Roseanne Barrnold is GodziJia Returns. This film introduced fight depended mostly on where you saw And every year, I get eight hours of Eight-plus hours of death, destruction scarier than this wasteoid. Anzilla, a porcupinish monster who the movie. ·senseless violence and dialogue. It's an and mayhem. (Shown with limited Old 'Zilla made his acting debut in would eventually end up as Godzilla's Anyway, Kong's monkey suit in this orgy of the execessive. Enough Godzilla straight-man. film looks a collection of Hair Club for commercial interruptions.) 1956 with Godzilla. The Japanese, still to last me an entire year. Every year. I move a little closer to smarting from the U.S. atomic bomb Later in his career, Godzilla was ·Men implant rejects. It's a classic of bad Godzillaness. Let me tell you something. attack in 1945, incorporated the first stripped of his bad-boy image. In the acting, bad special effects and bad rubber Greg Orlando is the editorial editor There's nothing better than sitting down anti-nuclear theme in movie history into '60s, Godzilla was a homerian-type hero, suits. in front of the idiot box. and watching a this film. emerging from Monster Island (an island In 1985, the original Godzilla was for The Review. Feature forums guy in a big, green rubber suit stomp the Godzilla, a giant fire-breathing, populated by -get this, monsters!) to remade. I can't find words to describe appear Tuesdays ' in The Review. royal piss out of Tokyo. Yokohama .or Tyrannasaurus Rex.ish beast, was freed battle whatever menace threatened how bad Godzilla 1985 was. Videolog, a

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By Beth Kennedy Monsack says she began teaming the martial art Stall Reporter for some of the same reasons. Sherry Heck (AS FR) got a new yellow belt on "I began karate nine months ago because I was a Friday. very shy and timid person," she says. "Taekwon-do She didn't get it at Macy's. She got it a t has helped with ·my own fears of violence." Carpenter Sports Center. Members of other campus karate clubs say they Heck, a member of the university's Tae Kwon­ joined for personal safety reasons. as well. Do Karate Club, tested for her yellow belt last "You know if you're walking on the street late at Monday and received it at an award ceremony on night, you can take care of yourself," says Ryan Friday. Pazzano (AS SR), president of the Chintokan Karate "I felt honored after receiving my new belt," she Club. says. ''Although I know it's not as difficult to get Chintokan Karate Club practices a style known as the first few belts, I was very happy." In tac kwon­ Shorinryu, a trad itional form originating in do. it takes about si~t to eight weeks to progress Okinawa, Japan over I 00 years ago. through the first few of the eight belts that can be Pazzano says Chintokan has enabled him to test attained. · · himself, develop self-discipline and confidence. Tae kwon-do karate originated in Korea. The "Chintokan karate is etiquette- oriented and main goal for members is to learn self-defense, before we begin, we must bow to a picture of our improve confidence, concentration, balance and sensei, Masaharu Sakimuk.di," Pazzano says. physical fitness. Sakimukdi, an The name tae kwon- eighth-degree black do means "the way of "If they wanted to, they could break a one- belt, is considered to the hand or the way of inch pine board with a front kick." be the club's supreme kicking and punching," instructor, or sensei, according to the -Harold_Young, rae kwon-do instructor but he only comes to group's pamphlets. meetings when they Taekwon-do's 25 test for their belts. members aim to follow and achieve the five tenets: He has practiced for about 30 years and is one of courtesy, integrity, perseverance, self-control and eight judges in the world belonging to the World indomitable spirit. Union Karate Organization. The group begins by teaching new students three "We show a lot of respect to our instructors," basic kicks; the front. turning and side kicks, says says Pazzano. "and in turn they show a lot of Harold Young, tae kwon-do instructor. · respect to us too." New members also learn four different stances as Chintokan members progress through nine a basis for other more complicated moves, he says. different colored belts, ranging from white to black, After about one semester, members can do more each denoting a particular rank. complicated moves. Young says some may be able Chintokan belts begin with white, then white to do front, side and turning kicks, but without with three yellow stripes, onto the yellow, orange, much power behind them. purple, green, brown. then a brown belt with a black "If they wanted to, they could break a one-inch stripe and finally the black belt. pine board with a front kick," Young says. Members were tested twice this semester on Those who practice this form of karate say ·they different forms and patterns to earn their new belts. are interested in more important things than just Corey Moscoe (BU' so). a green belt, says. "I fancy moves. feel much better as a person. I feel safe, and tae Claire Monsack (PE SR), president of tae kwon­ kwon-do helps my coordination with others sports I do, says tlie group has stressed self-defense for do, like soccer." women because of the assaults in the area. Both clubs agree that it is always best to resolve a Tae kwon-do member K,ara Bagranoff (NU FR), conflict and only use their skills as a last resort. a yellow belt, says, "I wanted to take a class in self­ "Fighting is the very last thing we have in mind," Photos by jennifer Stevenson. defense so that I would feel more sa fe around says Pazzano. "We first try and do anything to stay Above: Members of campus." out of a fight." TaeKwon-Do "I consider tae kwon-do a personal art and it has Harold agrees that tae kwon-do is for defense. Karate Club prattice really helped me to build my confidence and self­ "In essence, the whole idea of it is preparing for · their art. esteem," she says. what you hope never happens." Right: Jason Beaman (AS FR) executes a kick.

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I Ned's Atomic Dustbin Re-release of 1988 Ph ish! dares to pose the debut spawns excellence Junta such as "Fee," "Esther" and question of normalcy Ph ish "Fiuffhead." Anastasio creates Elektra Records characters such as "a dried up Grade: A Goliath and a weasel named Fee," and an Armenian man who says in Are You Norman you: re stuck between my attit~de By Michaek Regan "Esther" "little girl, you can chop Ned's Atomic Dustbin and beer." Assistant N~s Editor off my legs and and then peel off Columbia Records Jonn, the lead-singer, is For the new generation of my socks if you want to." Grade: B· credited with writing the lyrics. psychedelic music fans, who Try to keep in mind that "Fee is a Luckily, his voice is infinitely worship bands from the sixties like Buddhist prodigy, long past the age By Greg Orlando better than what he's singing. of maturity," and there is "a fading Editorial Editor some dying religion, a messiah is With a strong, semi-throaty born. beauty named Millie Grace I A The late Jimi Hendrix posed vocal style, Jonn manages to At long last Junta, Phish's phirst gospel singer with pocks on her face the question, "Are you escape the awfulness of his bad album, has been released on disc. I and a bamboo cane to help her experienced?" to the masses at poetry. . This contains the band's original keep the pace," and, well, it all gets Woodstock. It's not so much what he sings, 1988 release as well as three live a little complicated. In the 1990s, 30-some ,odd then, but how he sings it. In other tracks from the band's early days at Throughout Junta, unfamiliar years later, enter Ned's Ato.mic words, don't concentrate on the the Nectar Club. Like all Phish Phish listeners may find some of the Dustbin to ask, Arc You lyrics and the album is a whole , Junta is a display of lyrics a bit peculiar. By track 11 Normal? lot more fun. musical coherency which makes (the third song on the second disc), And the times, they are a' The rest of the five-man band what most FM stations call "rock" they may begin to worry about the changing. is filled out by Rat's guitars, Mat seem childish. band's sanity. By track 13, In the '60s, it was all about and Alex's bass work and Dan the N.A.D. confounds the mind with their latest, "Are You Normal?" For the listener who likes to read "Sanity," the listener may begin to sex. drummer's enthusiastic the lyrics before listening. Junta worry about their own mental In the '90s, Ned dares to thumpings. drummings seem forced. the story of a terribly uptight may seem like a joke. The beauty of condition. change the question. Ned's musical section is also a "You Don't Want To Do That," childhood and a boy's obsession songs like "David Bowie," which Track II, "Contact," is a But sadly, given the album's great help in offsetting the butt­ combines Jonn' s c~thortati o ns with a record collection. contains no other lyrics besides hypnotic tune in which band lyrics, very few will be able to smelling stinkeroo lyrics. with a rambling guitar and bass Jonn must have been ill when "David Bowie, UB 40" may be lost members join a choir of children to decipher the question, let alone be Rat is a formidable guitarist. accompaniment for a bit of pure, he wrote the lyrics to "Spring," on those who don't understand the sing "the tires arc the things on your able to grasp the answer. who manages to play the same riff unadulterated whimsy. Th e band beca use this song sports some band's sarcastic nature. car that make contact with the road I Normal?, the Dustbin's over and over and still comes out lets loose on thi s track and just interesting lyrics. Phish proves throughout the The car is the thing on the road that follow-up to God Fodder, ends smelling like a rose. His partners has some fun. The result is a "The one that I wanted is past album, however, that when you takes you back to your abode I up being a highly enjoyable, Mat and Alex fill out the rhythm tangible energy passed on from tense \ At present your presence compose music this good, you can Bummed is what you are when you albeit very confusing album. and harmony section with a band to audience. no longer makes sense \ at present get away with songs that have no go out to your car and it's been An Excedrin headache is the rugged enthusiasm. Every note "Not Sleeping Around" is too I'm too ten se." other lyrics than "Let's go out to towed." ultimate result of reading into the they throw down seems to blend silly to be anything but fun . Arc You Normal? might ask dinner and see a movie," which is In "Sanity" the band reveals their album's lyrics. nicely with the rest of the music. All the song on the album arc the question th a t no one can the album's si~tth track. secret; "sanity never came my way, "Tell me what I'm supposed to Only Dan, who ccms fi~tatcd solid. but "Suave and Suffocated" understand, but till manages to Don't be mi staken, Phish sanity never came my way ... "The say \ and I won't argue \ tell me on the cymbal , holds the Atomic and "Spring," bury th e cloud the issue enough to keep an guitarist Trey Anastasi o docs flex lyrics are attributed to the Dude of what I it] is you want to hear \ I Dustbin back. If nothing else. the competition. audienc e li s tenin g to the end, Life and listening to the song, no trus t rebound is just rebound \ hi s lyric writing muscjcs repeatedly l man is overcntl 11s iastic and his "Suave and Suffocated," rel ates hoping for some insight. on the album, wi h bizarre ballads one could doubt the bapds sincerity. GANNON GAUGE SCOREBOARD Saturday_ The season of former Delaware •Football41, N.E. Louisiana 18 quarterback Rich Gannon and •Leh!' 140, Men's swimming & diving 93 The Gannon Gauge still ha~ in • Leh · 128, Women's swimming & diving 115 uncertainty as the Vikin~' quarterback spent his second • Hoc ey 9, Maryland l straight week on the bench . •Women's basketball 74, Temple 53 •Volleyball finishes 0·4 in NIVT at Sl Louis, Mo. ·Tuesday Sunday Dec. 6: Eagles 28, Viking. 17 l hl' Rl•vil'w, Volunw 119, Numlwr !. 7 Dl'Cl'mlwr a, I 'J'Il • II i Convo Temple of doom for Owls Women's basketball sn~p 11-year dry spell to Temple with 74-53 rout By Ron Porter Conference). stepped into the lane early, which Once Shakelford got the ball, Sra H Reporter "Delaware outplayed us, out gave van Zanten another free­ she muscled her way underneath Delaware Women's Basketball rebounded us and outhustled us throw attempt. and hit the shot while getting Coach Joyce Perry has watched - they played a very good She confidently stepped to the fouled. her team rack up losses against game." said Temple Coach line and hit the shot with ease. After hitting the free throw, Temple University for the past 11 Charlene Curtis, whose team fell "I didn't even know what the Delaware led 50-47 and would years. to 0-3. score was," van Zanten said. "I never trail again. That's 4,015 days. 96, 360 Sophomore forward Colleen knew . since I missed the second "The people off the bench were hours and countless games to the McNamara led the Hens with 18 shot, that I'd better sink that one. really effective and came up with 15-year Hens' coach. points and eight rebounds, but it Senior guard Jen Lipinski hit some key points - Shakelford But on Saturday night, in the was junior center Mere! van two three pointers at key second­ and [Sara] Giedzinski really came women's opening game at the Zan ten's two foul shots with the half moments to pace Delaware. out strong," McNamara said. Bob Carpenter Owls holding a 46-45 second-half Lipinski finished with,l3 points. A tough Delaware defense did Sports/Convocation Center, that lead, which ignited Delaware's Four of the five Hens' starters not let the Owls penetrate the nagging statistic was quickly offense. ended in double figures for the zone easily and frustrated a erased. Van Zanten, who finished with game, and the talented Often-used Temple offense which had only Delaware 74, Temple 53. 11 points and seven rebounds, reserves also came up with many scored 83 points in its two Happy housewarming. stepped to the stripe after being big plays. previous games. "This game was a total team fouled by Temple's Amy Junior forward .Marissa "We've been working on our effort," Perry said. "When it was Dittenber, and swished her first Shakelford was one of those defensive schemes in practice and close they pulled together and shot. reserves . She scored all of her working on making the opponent came through." But her second attempt five points in the second half, and take bad shots," Perry said. "I The Hens not only defeated the bounced on the rim and the 250 connected on a critical three point think that really paid off well for Owls, but ended the contest on a Hens' fan s s ilently watched it play midway through the period. us today." 27 ·6 scoring spree. kick away fr om th e net. Shakleford was hiding down in Delaw. a~e will try to ex,iend its ilcviFw'itennHP, Steven so n That run was the res ult of To De laware, the miss could the low pogt and received a pass two game win streak Tuesday at 7 Sophomore forward Colleen McNamara works the lane during hu stle and overrall domination by have haunt e d them down the from Lipinski th at we nt through p . m. when they ho s t Lafayeuc Satuday's 74-53 win, over Temple University in the Convo. · Del aware (2-0, 0-0 North At lantic s tretch , but a Templ e pl a yer three Temple p l a y e r ~ . Coll ege. Hens scalp unoffensive Indians 41-18 Quigg's 37-yard /NT return boosts Delaware to 1-M semis

By Jeff Pearlman Fullback Roosevelt Potts, all Sports Editor 6'. 2", 235 pounds of him, MONROE, La. The steamrolled two yards into the Delaware football team entered end zone two plays later for a 7- Northeast Louisiana's Malone 0 lead with 11 minutes and 17 Stadium Saturday having to face seconds left in the first quarter. the nation's top ranked 1-AA "We didn't panic or anything team, two 1,000 yard rushers after the interception," said and an offense coming off of a Vergantino. "We ran a pattern 78-point performance. where Cooper slipped down, that When the Hens exited, the sort of threw me off keel, and I No. 1 team was no more, the two threw it and he picked it. It's star runners combined for less something you just shut out of than 200 yards and Southe rn your mind." pride became Dixie That's exactly what Delaware embarrassment in Delaware's d i d. Entering the game, THE REVIEW I ~milti~n Gr~sch 41 -18 quarterfinal playoff romp. Raymond's plan hovered around Senior free safety Warren Mcintire (48) wraps up N.E. Louisiana's Roosevelt Potts as a swarm of teammates watch during the Hens' 41-18 With the win, Delaware wi ll keeping Northeast's high-octane win over the Indians Saturday. Delaware will travel to Marshall,. W.V. Saturday for a semifinal date with No 6 Marshall University. travel to West Virginia o n offense off the field by S a turday to face Marshall consuming the clock with long numerous times, starting with a . quarter, Lowrey dropped back on A Rob Tallent 20-yard field rolled untouched into the end University with the chance to offensi ve drives. Few would big play on second and two from NLU's 20-yard line and stared goal late in the second half cut zone. play for a national argue the plan wasn't met. NLU's own 42-yard line. over the middle for wide the Hens' lead to 21-10, and Delawar.e's 28-10 lead was championship. On their second offensive Indian quart~rback Wenda! receiver Duke Doctor. NLU trotted into the locker room threatened when NLU drove to "The thing that put us over possessi on, the Hens used up Lowrey fumbled as he was When he finally released a for halftime ready to receive the more t h an six minutes of the the Delaware 4-yard-line on its the hump was our defense hammered by Delaware pass telegraphed better thari second-half kickoff and show clock to drive down the field and next possession, but on second­ pla yed the best it played all defensive tackle Mark Hrubar, Federal Express, Hens' senior their highly-touted offe nse was poun d in a 3-yard Lanue and-goal Potts fumbled away the year," said Delaware C oach and the ball was pounced on by strong safety Brian Quigg more than just hype. Tubby Raymond, "and we ne ver , Johnson TD scamper. ball when he was stripped by Hens' tackle Scott Hondru. stepped in front of Doctor, who Don't, don't. don't belie ve ... Hens' safety Tim Jacobs. pan ic ked." "They did everything th at had Vergantino orchestrated a 12· had fallen down , s nared the NLU return man Chris "It was a second effort trying Ear ly on. they should have. 10 be done to stoo our offense." play, five minute drive tilat On the seventh play of the said Northeas t Coach Dave errant pass and ran 37 yards for Hickman fumbled th e opening to get to the end zone," said wound up with his own 4-yard a touchdown and 21-7 lead. game, Hens' senior quarterback Roberts . "We sa id we were kickoff when he was nailed by Potts, "and [Jacobs) just came scoring scamper to up the Hen "I don't think the quarterback the Hens' Larry McSeed, and from the side and rammed it Bill Vergantino's sideline pass gonna move the ball and we had lead to 14-7. to answer their scores. We saw me," recalled Quigg. "I was safety Russell . Gilmore out." to spread end Dan Cooper was Then came THE play - the didn't." kind of just sitting there and I recovered the bobble. The Hens didn't capitalize on picked off by Indians cornerback one that if Delaware goes on to Kerry Wright and returned 38 A swarming, disruptive headed down the sideline. I saw Four plays later on fourth­ the turnover, and NLU came win a national championship will big Roosevelt coming so I said I yards to the Delaware 8 -yard Delaware defense broke through and-goal from the 2, Vergantino back to score on a 4-yard Robert be remembered for years. better cut it back inside. That line. the Indians' large offensive line faked a handoff to full back Cobb to Vincent Brisby TD pass , With 13:05 left in the second was about it." Daryl Brown, dashed left and see FOOTBALL page B6 'I know I can do the job' NFC's Central Division, Gannon, Gannon was the undisputed starter for the Former Delaware QB Delaware's record-settin& quarterback first time in his six-year career. : Rich Gannon's Philly from 1984-86, wu benched following a "It was going to be the season for me, : four-aame stretch where be completed but I haven't given up yet,'' he said. "As I homecoming is . just 37 of 76 passes, and ·tOlled one m said, I got benched for an unknown and four interceptions. reason. I'm disappointed, but I haven't anything but happy He hasn't played in two games, and abandoned ship yet. I'm not giving up." from the· Minnesota now serves as one of the NFL's highest If Salisbury's performance Saturday paid clipboard holders as Canadian was any indication, Gannon can expect a Vikings' bench. Football League refugee Sean Salisbury second chance. heads the offense. The former USC standout completed By Jeff Pearlman It hasn' t been easy. 12 of 23 .passes for 122 yards, but Sport< Editor "I think things happen for a reason," crumbled m the fourth quarter under a PHILADELPHIA - If Rich Gannon said Gannon, 26, as his curled lip ~;ollapsing pocket. . wasn't surrounded by 45 gigantic, naked revealed a man holding back bitter Could Gannon. known as one of the men, he probably would have cried. feelings. "I don't know what this reason !~ague's better running QBs, have made a As the Minnesota Vikings backup was, but I'm going to stay positive. But I difference? . quarterback changed in Veterans just don' t think it was fair. "I don't want to answer that. it's an Stadium's visitors locker room following "When you bench a guy and a team's unfair question," Gannon said. his team's 28-17 loss to the Philadelphia 8-3, there's goua be something going "Obviously I feel! can do a good job, but Ea~les Saturday, there was a strain in his on." I'm not in there ... I'm just not in there." vo1ce - almost like a liule boy about to Gannon' s backup status comes 13 One thing that's kept Gannon up burst into tears while dropping an ice weeks after things couldn't have been during the past weeks is the success of THE REVIEW I Maximillian Gretsch cream cone into the dirt. . better. First-year coach Dennis Green his former college team. As Delaware This is about the closest former Delaware quarterback Rich Gannon (center) got to the released long-time starting quarterback After leadi ng the Vikings to an 8-3 see GANNON page B6 action Satur~ay in the Vikings 28·17loss to the Phil~elphia Eagles at Veterans Stadium. record and commanding lead in the Wade Wilson during the preseason, and I J i L. ,. December 8,1992. THE REVIEW. 85

riNovember's Review Athlete of the Month The rejuvenator of Delaware men's basketball

individual people a$ basketball Steve Steinwedel has taken a players," he said. "We work very hard to see that players grow bad team playing in front of emotionally, academically and socially because basketball might 100 fans to the national/eve/ be the most significant part of their lives." By Carey McDaniel "And I have to recruit against AuistMII Sports Edilor Steinwedel said he tries to be schools like Drellel and LaSalle, available for his players at any When Steve Steinwedel walks who don't even have a football time, for any reason, even if they down the long, barren stone team. It's a much more need help with something hallways toward his office in the competitive environment to build besides basketball. new Bob Carpenter a winning program." "Most students probably don't Sports/Convocation Center, even When Steinwedel joined the have the closeness with their the tiny dustbunnies get out of Delaware basketball staff seven professors as we do on our his way. years ago, one national poll had team,'' he said. The 6', 8" Delaware men's the Hens ranked 299th out of 300 And most students don't have basketball coach's immense Division I teams, he recalled. the opportunities that Steinwedel height, paired with the "When I took the job to coach has provided for this year's intimidating aura he carries with here," Steinwedel said, "I don't basketball team. each long stride, would make know if we could have been in From Dec. 18-20, the team you do just about anything he worse shape." will travel across the ocean to asks. He knew scholarships based Another step, he said, along Japan, where they wiU play Rice, Anything, at least, when it on athletic ability would be the with winning the North Atlantic Xavier and the Japanese National comes to basketball. first step toward a successful Conference last season, seeing team and get the chance to see "He's a perfectionist," said program, along with more the return of four starting players another country, a program senior guard Ricky Deadwyler. university and community and the obvious improvement of Steinwedel initiated because he "The way he designs th ings is support. the tallest member of the team, believes it is important to their exactly how he wants them to go As recruiting classes 6' , II" senior center Spencer college career. and he doesn't settle for less. improved, so did the possibility Dunkley. "I have always felt fortunate . "As far as basketball goes, he of a change of setting-from the "Spencer is an incredible to live in a country like this," he doesn't ask much. He tells us to dark, abysmal Field House to a athlete, but when he came here, said, "and I've been to China, do three things. To play hard, new, bright complex. he only had two or three years of Russia and Mexico, where play smart and play together. What the Hens got was the organized basketball to his there's such different Jiving Those three things equal new Bob Carpenter Sports credit," Steinwedel said, "Clrld he conditions. To see these places is Steinwedel basketball." Convocation Center. came in here very raw as a like education about the rest· of And now, as Revie w Sports "It was so unique that we got player. He has worked very, very the world." Athlete of the Month, the so much success before the hard to have developed this Senior guard Kevin program's all-time winningest building was even done." he much." Blackhurst has never been out of coach (118-85), along with last said. "It went the wrong way. It With a new offense based on a the country, he said. year's 27-4 record and a berth in was like. what comes first. the powerful inside game. " I hear the Japanese love the NCAA tournament, chicken or th e egg? For us, it Stcinwec.lel looks for Dunkley to American basketball players," he Steinwedel doesn't have to ask was nice to ha ve both at the same lead the Hens (2- 1) to another said, "and we have the chance to for anything. time. NCAA appearance. 17lay some really good tearrr.s. Not un~il recruiting season, But to their coach, neither "But we have to focus on what anyway. "It's going to help the skill development nor a winning program in every way, because we're there for and that's to play "Men's basketball is the season is what the program is basketball. Whatever experience public perception is so important. toughest sport on this campus based on. we get after that will be great, The building is just another because the situation in Division "What's so special for me is but we're there to play ball." major step in the right. direction I ball is so competitive," not the wins as much as it is And it's that enthusiasm that's for the program." Steinwedel said. watching the growth of the trademarked the Steinwedel era.

Delaware years, he could not help but tie them in to the current Gannon situation. The man chosen in the second continued from page 85 round of the 1986 draft - 40 picks The NBA's greatest sultans of stuff after Miami quarterback Vinnie Testaverde was picked first by Tampa Bay - insists his days of 1- Can you rock it like this? Starting center Coaches marches forward in the Division 1- AA football still hurt him when it -Run-DMC 5) Shaquille O'Neal, Orlando Darryl "Chocolate Thunder" AA playoffs, Gannon has taken On Sports Magic - 7', 1", 300 pounds, 20- notice. ' comes to respect. Dawkins and Julius "Dr. J" Erving. "If you • re a number one draft In the early days of my NBA­ years old and graceful as a ballerina Kenny "Sky" Walker, of the "I've been following them," he By Russ pick you're gonna get five or six enriched youth. a persistent image ... almost. Anyone who saw him go tomahawk dunk and bushclipper said. "I've gotta give (Delaware years to prove yourself if you're a was that of the number 00, and the Bengtson coast-to-coast in his NBA debut haircut, as assistant. · Coach] Tubby [Raymond] a call, but quarterback," Gannon said. "Look at uniforms of the Chicago Bulls and knows the truth. If you want to go Honorary mention the Blue Hens have been doing Testaverde. I wasn't in the 'first the New Jersey Nets. into the paint, you'd bener ask the The Cleveland Cavaliers' Larry great. I've been getting the weekly round and I played in 1-AA, so Even though he wasn't a great Shaq first. Nance, one of the first finesse big update, and I've seen that Bill you're constantly trying to prove player, journeyman forward the 6' 10" inch Kemp is the worst Backup center men. And teammate Gerald Vergantino has broken about every yourself, prove you're good. Orlando Woolridge could jam. thing to happen to metal since Bon 6) Patrick Ewing, New York Wilkins, who tenifies his opponents record." "I know I can do the job, but I'm Nothing too fancy mind you, but Jovi. Knicks- The face only a mother with his dunks and his teammates The Hens' matchup with Marshall sure there are a lot of skeptics out Woolridge would elevate to 2) Dominique Wilkins, Atlanta could Jove, and the body only a with his sflot selection. The Chief, (WV) University Saturday in the 1- there. You have to earn their respect, obscene heights, and put the ball Hawks- 1988 Slam Dunk contest, brick wall can stop. Boston Celtic Robert Parrish gets a AA quarterfinals will give Gannon a and I'm still doing it." through the net with a two-handed Chicago. The Bulls' Michael Starting guards spot, as does L.A. Clipper Ron chance to relive the college spirit. Even though Minnesota slipped· to stuff hard ·enough to affect the Jordan wins a hotly debated contest 7) Michael Jordan, Chicago · Harper. And save seats for David Vikings cornerback Carl Lee is a 9-4 with Sunday's loss, it needs only rotation of the earth. with his launch from the free throw Bulls - The best player of all time. Robinson, Hakeem Olajuwan, Marshall graduate. one more win to clinch the division To an NBA neophyte. there was line. But the recurring image is At 6' 6", Jordan can do anything he Ph oenix Sun Cedric Ceballos and "I've already got a bet," said title. But no matter how Salisbury (and still is) nothin' like a double Dominique, taking rwo sreps, wanL~ . His Aimess will slice you. teammate Tom Chambers among Gannon. "So you tell those Blue does, Gannon will never feel justice throw-down. anti-ballistic, rim­ coiling up in front of the rim. and dice you. bum you and put down. others. Hens they better stick it to them at was served. kissin, net-burnin'. attitude­ throwing down a devastatingly Right. ln. Your. Face. Do you And just wait until the teann is Marshall." "We struggled as a unit - a adjustin', backboard-shakin' slam powerful windmill from about three know? Do you kn o w '~ Do you joined by definite bad-asses Chris Lee is set to talk up the rivalry. whole unit," he said. "The running dunk. feet below the roof. Best-ever know? Webber (Michigan) and Gram Hill "''m sure they'll be a bit of talk game was down, and my numbers In honor of Woolridge, known material. Pure power with fmesse to 8) Rex Chapman, Washington (Duke). between me and him all week," he were down too. I guess those things equally for his abuse of the rim and match. Bullets - White Men Can Too There will always be a spot in said. "We'll have some betting combines led to my dismissal. I illegal substances. I present to you Backup forwards Jump. Why? 'Cause King Rex told the Hall of Fame for fmesse artists going on." really don't understand. I just my collection of the NBA' s scariest 3) The Wrecking Crew - Lanry you so. like Larry Bird and Magic Johnson. When Gannon recalled his don't." metalworkets, known more for their Johnson, Charlotte Hornets .. Charles Backup guards But for my money, a dunk is life above the rim than outside it. Barkley, Phoenix Suns and Karl 9) Clyde Drexler. Portland worth a thousand threes. Starting forwards Malone, Utah Jazz - Over 600 Trailblazers - Hi s easygoi ng Besides, Michael Jackson will 1) Shawn Kemp, Seattle pounds of pure muscle. There are. smile, balding pate and never sing about a jump shot. Supersonics - Two years ago, in those who peel the paint ... · uncoordinated shooting style all their first-round playoff game 4) Scottie Pippen, Chicago Bulls belie a jwnping ability second only Russ Bengtson is a 6' Entertainment against the Utah Jazz, Kemp was - ... and those who never touch it to#23. Editor ofThe Review who needs a pair.of "Strength Shoes" to achieve the main attraction in a first quarter Pippen carries oo the slick tradition 10) John Starks, New York established by Dr. J and Clyde that extra 1\m inches he needs to slamfest. Heir apparent to Human Knicks- For a little guy, he can jam with authority. Highlight Film Dominique Wilkins, Drexler. flex the steel.

Vergantino dropped back, and dumped off a short pass to Brown Football for a dinky five or six ... or seven Volleyball loses four or eight ... or nine yard gain or ... continued from page 85 After getting stopped by two By Matt Konkle Senior outside hitter Sarah defenders, Brown used his Assisl•nt SportS Editor Fowler led the squad with 29 kills powerful, churning legs to break The Delaware women's through the four games. She also . with 12:29 remaining in the away and burst for a 19-yard uin volleyball team ran out of tallied 69 digs which led fourth. to the Hens' 45. tomorrows at the National Delaware. Senior hitter Cathy Potts ran in the 2-point Two plays later the burly Invitational Volleyball Shaw finished second on the team conversion, and suddenly a fullback hauled in a one-handed Tournament in St. Louis, Mo., last with 28 kills for the weekend comfortable lead was nixed to a catch in traffic for J.3 yards, and weekend. tournament. flimsy I 0-point advantage. on the next play halfback Lanue The Hens lost to Bowling Green Senior setter Jill Graber "We felt like we would come Johnson ran a counter left 42 University in five games and recorded Ill assists in the back," said Doctor. "The fans yards into the end zone for a 35- Texas- Arlington University in invitational while freshman hitter were up, and I thought our 18 lead. three games Friday. Emily Rome knocked down seven offense would just take off from As Johnson's foot crossed the Delaware then dropped both its aces. there." goal line, about all but 20 of the matches Saturday, losi ng in four Delaware won the North This Doctor proved to be a 10,172 fans who turned out games to Virg inia Tech and in Atlantic Conference title and quack. headed for the gates. three to Fresno State. finished its season at 28-18. Showing that they're more than They knew it was over, and so championship pretenders, the did most on the celebrating Hens put together a gutsy, nerve­ Delaware sideline. testing drive that would make "I think the team has arrived at John Elway proud. the right time," said Delaware After Vergantino was sacked offensive tackle Matt Wildes. on a blitz by the India ns' James "There arc always things you can Folston on sccond-and-9 from the improve on, but as far as intensity 28, the Hens faced a third-and-1 4 we've had the maximum situation with 9:23 remaining in amount." the game. EXTRA POINTS - In stopping Make it, and the game is all but Potts, the Hens not only shut over. Miss, and I-AA's premiere down one of 1-AA' s top players, THE REVIEW I Maximillian Gretsch offense gets another chance with but a probab le first-round NFL Delaware sophomore fullback Daryl Brown powers for some of his plenty of time left. draft pick come April. 94 yar~s rushing against Northeast Louisiana Saturday :n Monroe. Classi ieds December 8, 1992 • THE REVIEW. 86

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