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College of William & Mary Law School William & Mary Law School Scholarship Repository Student Newspaper (Amicus, Advocate...) Archives and Law School History 2013 Not Wythe Standing: The ewN s (Vol. 4, Issue 6) Repository Citation "Not Wythe Standing: The eN ws (Vol. 4, Issue 6)" (2013). Student Newspaper (Amicus, Advocate...). 191. https://scholarship.law.wm.edu/newspapers/191 Copyright c 2013 by the authors. This article is brought to you by the William & Mary Law School Scholarship Repository. https://scholarship.law.wm.edu/newspapers Volume IV, Issue 6 February 15, 2013 Dear Scalia page 3 IN THIS EDITION: page 5 House of Cards page 6 helps a lonely man, Happy Chinese Newpage Year! 7 It’s the year of the snake, page 4 At last! The internet has found Mr. Perfect, Reel Deals has mixed feelings about , Save a Life! Check out the upcoming events for the Bone Marrow Drive, Love and Law School By Staff Writer Adam Wolfe (1L) Love and Law School both start with an L, but together they can end in disaster. With small classes, daunting learning curves and syndrome-inducing stress it’s not hard to see why courtship might take a backseat to contracts. Still that isn’t stopping William and Mary’s current crop of 1L’s from prosecuting affairs of the heart, mostly with each other. “It’s probably inevitable,” said single 1L, Chris Kaltsas, about dating another law student. “We are so insular and when you’re around people this long you’re bound to find something acceptable.” Kaltsas was one of about nine first year students who had gathered on Super be inside the law school because we girl outside Marshall-Wythe. While Bowl Sunday to take in the big game. just don’t meet anyone else.” everyone present wished him luck, But in a scene replete with pizza, red “I rarely come into contact with we also decided that this was a bridge Solo cups and breaks in conversation people outside of the law school,” too far. to focus on the flat screen, chatter a female 1L added (she asked to Still, everyone felt that the habitual still turned to relationships. remain anonymous for fear of pattern of interacting with each other, “I wouldn’t say it’s inevitable,” embarrassment). and only each other—they called it Jeremy Cole, Kaltsas’ roommate The conversation turned to a “insularity”—was fostered by the chimed in. He has started a fellow student who is attending a law school. The women especially relationship with another 1L, he said. bible study at a church to which he expressedContinued regret as about how it onlimited page 2 “But the odds are that it was going to does not belong in order to meet a LOVE AND LAW Not Wythe Standing Page 2 The larger question is how anyone has time to weave these tangled webs. For a set of people s t e r e o t y p i c a l l y portrayed as busy in the extreme and at their wits-end with dense reading and writing assignments, where do free moments come from? “You don’t really have as much free time as in college, but you know that going in,” Cole said. “For me, dating has taken more time away from other friends, not school Continued from page 1 work.” This time crunch can be felt doubly the stain of rejection can follow by students in long distance their selection of mates. relationships. Jason Hilton says “The women at William and Mary someone trying to traverse social circles populated by friends who are he spends up to 10 hours a week are a lot more attractive than the communicating with his girlfriend men,” said the anonymous 1L. “We also – we have been assured - life- long colleagues and competitors. The in Colorado, and that still doesn’t always ask if guy is ‘regular cute’ or seem to be enough. They have been just ‘law school cute.’” idea of a fellow associate someday regaling the senior partner with together for six years. As her friend flashed a knowing “Let’s just say I’m looking forward smile, she explained that her dating stories of someone’s romantic missteps and outright fumbles has to to spring break,” he said, looking experience had revealed that law grimly away as the Ravens scored a school men are more socially pose a disincentive. That may seem farfetched, but as our legal skills field goal kick. awkward than average, and more However, to others being in a willing to spend time away from a instructors are fond of saying, every legal community is a small legal relationship during law school has mate. its advantages. Nick Leonardi, a 1L “Your standard becomes a little bit community. Word gets around. While the social stakes of hooking who has been both single and in lower,” she added. a relationship while in law school The idea that one must check his up have increased, the 1Ls present still shunned the idea that a law school looked at it with a characteristic or her expectations was rampant analytical bent. among the group. relationship might lead to anything more. Despite many studying for “I think it takes up more time to be Another by-product of the single,” he said. “When you’re single insularity: it provides a breeding the first time with already-married classmates and professors who you want to go out more and do ground for gossip. Everyone in a more stuff.” small school can’t help but know discuss their own partner in the law school, the 1Ls unanimously reported So it may be damned-if-you-do, everyone else’s business. This leads damned-if-you-don’t. While these to unwanted public attention on the that they were not thinking seriously about matrimony. 1L’s freely admitted the pitfalls of private intricacies of coupling. searching for Mr. or Ms. Right (or “You’re afraid someone will find “If you don’t already have a husband lined up, it’s always in the at least Mr./Ms. Right Now) none out about it,” Kaltsas said. “In fact, of them said they followed a policy everyone will find out about it.” back of your mind that by the time you graduate you’ll be in your mid- forbidding dating while studying At that, a chorus of agreement at William and Mary. Perhaps the sounded in the room. Kaltsas said 20s and it’s tick-tick-tick,” Eva Zelson said. “But you’re thinking about torts, question of whether it’s a good idea this potential scrutiny has prevented to unite the two L’s of love and law him from asking certain individuals not marriage.” The others agreed, remarking that school yields the same answer as for dates. In a community so aware every other in legal education: it it would make Hester Prynne blush, their frame of mind hasn’t changed on the subject since college. depends. Not Wythe Standing Page 3 Dear Scalia Romantic Advice from that Most Loquacious of Supreme Court Justices The Honorable Justice Scalia is channeled by a man with equally deep romantic insight, Jo- Dear SCALIA: lawyers for Dred Scott in the famous seph Figueroa (2L). 1857 case, the Supreme Court1 erred I don’t have a date this Valentine’s in disbarring the plaintiff. WYTHE Day. It’s been about 3 years since I But I digress. Where was I? Oh yes, last dated a girl. Obviously, I think I thought I had seen everything. Until NotThe Newspaper Standing of the girls are missing out on me and my I saw that you proposed to celebrate (THE NEWS) personality. I’m a really nice guy. Valentine’s Day with all of your male William & Mary This year I was trying to spend Val- siblings. Who does that? Marshall-Wythe School of Law entine’s Day with my best bros, but Oh, wait a moment, my law clerks Editor-in-Chief all of them seem to be “unavailable.” have just handed me an article that What is everyone’s problem? defines “bros” as a man’s close male friends. However, I can’t say I ac- ManagingSarah Aviles Editor GREAT GUY IN BROOKLYN cept the article’s source—something called “Urban Dictionary.” From what MatthewArticles Editor Finley Dear “GREAT” GUY, U.S.I can v. tell,Stevens this website is taking first amendment rights afforded under I thought I had seen everything. 2 , 130 S.Ct. 1577 (2010) StaffAnjali Writers Vohra This past month I bore witness as way too far. ee MCI Tele- a man, who has twice sued the Su- communicationsBecause this is notCorp. in anyv. editionAmerican of preme Court for treason, appealed Webster’s Dictionary—s John Alford Yan Yan Tel. & Tel. Co. Frantz Farreau Joseph Figueroa to the Supreme Court a lawsuit list- Ryan Malone Chris Rollins ing as the Defendants - you guessed , 512 U.S. 218, 225-28 Matt TurtoroStaff Photographer Adam Wolfe it - the Supreme Court. I hope it does (1994) (explaining that dictionaries not come as a shock to you, Great are the only valid source of statutory StaciMoral Holloway Support SeeGuy, Sibley that as v. weSupreme were all Court conflicted off interpretation—unless you’re using the case, his appeal was sadly denied. a stupid dictionary)—I refuse to ac- , 133 S.Ct. cept that “bros” means your friends. Diana Cooper 393 (2013) (standing for the bomb- I digress again. What was my shell proposition that if you sue the point? Oh yes, you are the problem, Thanks to our Contributors BarbEditorial Marmet Policy Samuel Clemens Supreme Court, appealing the Court my friend.