'THE HERALD HILLSDALE'S COVERS HILLSDALE ONLY LIKE A ROOF" NEWSPAPER
VoL V, No. 36, Whole No. 343 Hiilsda 1 e, New Jerse y, T h ursday, Septemb e r 3, 19 3 1 Single Copy, Three Cents PLANS COMPLETED MAN IS SENT TO JAIL FIREMEN EXPEL FOR FLOWER SHOW CLOSE GAME IS 'FIRE'IS PUT OUT FOR DRUNKEN DRIVING A meeting was held on Tuesday eve Robert Norton was sent to Hacken- rung at Mr. and Mrs. R- Lenmann's saclc jail on Sunday when he was un- TWO FIREBUGS home, on Stockton street, for the heads ' iDBYSOX IN QUICK able to pay a fine of $200, $5 doctor's IS INVESTIGATED of various committees to complete ar- ' fees, and $1 court costs, after being rangementts for the Sower show of the cund guilty of drunken driven before Westwood Department Votes Sun Dial Garden C_ub, of Hillsdale. Hillsdale Team Nosed Out ByHillsdale Firemen Took Only Recorder Walter J. Mclntyre, in Hills- jMayo r antj Commissioner Ex- We wish to mate a correction in the dale. Unanimously to Drop Hay- lists of prizes published in last week's Piermont At- Stadium, Twelve Minutes to Reach Norton :'s from New York City, and sneraie Police Chief of paper. The prize won by Frank Palm, was picked up early Sunday hy Chief ward and Wittnebert. of the Manor, iast year, was $2.50 in Score 2 to 1. Scene at Tappan. Bulach and Officer Beissbarth, who Deliberate Neglect. geld—and not $10 as stated. Mr. Palm noticed him driving In an unsteady has donated this gold piece to the club, mannsr. He was traveling south on OTHER FIRES HINTED to be used as a prize this year. HAD CHANCE IN FIFTH SCHOOL WAS 'BURNING' Broadway at the time. ALL INVOLVED QUIZZED Ths sweepstake prize offered by the He was taken to Dr. James W. Fox club for the largest number of points, j for examination, and the doctor pro-, open to members only, will be the sil- Other Companies Also Re- nounced him under the influence of j man Maae Basil f OI" Liberty Investigation Is Under Way to iver loving cup won last year by Mrs. Travolta Tripled But Was Out liquor and unfit to operate an automo- I -cm -R.T p . T_L7 T- . " Link More Suspicious Blazes S. A. Kirfcpatrlck, of River Vale, which At Plate On MuIIer's sponded and Some Stood biie. When Nobody Was Expect- becomes a possession when won for to Members of Same Group three years, not necessarily succes- Bunt. By to "Cover Up." f ing Such An Attempt. sively. LEAKY REFRIGERATOR —- Last Saturday afternoon the Truck BATTLED WITH MASK Police Chief William Bula.ch, of Clarence Hayward and Harry.Witt- The Hiilsdale Blue Sox dropped an- ; Hillsdale, was exonerated from any mebert, of Westwood, both under arrest cther game on Sunday at the Hillsdale Company of the Hillsdale Fire Depart- HILLSDALE TEACHERS ment responded to an emergency call One butcher in Hillsdale this week I deliberate neglect in the escape of for their part in setting ithe Overbrook Stadium, when they were defeated by found it necessary to wear a gas mask Stanley Post when he was being Country Club building in Hillsdale on C O _rt e» *T~»1VI'TTWE"WT Piermont in a stiffly contested game froin Tappan to fight a fire that had broken out in the school building there. when he went to the refrigerator to get • brought back .to Hillsdale from Phil- fire, were expelled from the Westwood that proved interesting from start to a side of- beef to cut up. j lipsburg last- week. Police Commis- IFire Department at a special meeting Miss Florence Walker, of Hillsdale, j finish. The result was close, the final The Hillsdale boys reached the scene and Miss Bessie Heale, of Park Ridge,' score being, Piermont 2, Hillsdale 1. of the fire in twelve minutes, and rais- Gas masks were not furnished the j sioner Harvey Hering and. Mayor W. W. of the Company on Tuesday evening, j customers, so they had to remain out- i Livengcod conducted a thorough inves- The members of the Company cast a) two teachers in Hillsdale school, re- j The splendid pitching of Nick Swetz, ed ladders on the building and aided turned to town on Wednesday after a for Piermont, bottled up the Hillsdale in checking the flames. sids the store. jtigaticn on Tuesday evening, and found unanimous vote in favor of the action, j Of course, the story Is not so bad as {that there was no evidence of deliber- Both men had previous good records, wonderful trip across the continent. ! sluggers and held them down to three The Fire Departments of Nyack, Leaving here the end of June, they' singles. Hillsdale made the meagre may at first appear, as the need for a j ate conspiracy in the escape of Post, as members of the Department. J Sparkill, Piermont, Nanuet and River gas mask had nothing to do with the but that Chief Bulach was guilty of The action of the Company will be sailed to San Francisco, via the Pana- ! hits count, however, and with the aid j Yale ~ also responded and participated .strength of the meat. No, the gas mask simple carelessness in the matter. submitted to .the Board of Fire Officers ' ma Canal, making stops in Panama; of a misplay on the part of Piermont, \ in successfully fighting the fire. The was necessary because, through a leak i There were probably some extenuat- for approval, and will later be referred i and Havana. Some interesting places were able to bring in one run. qU=ck action of-the Fir- Departments in the pipes of., the refrigerator, the '• ing circumstances for the Chiefs easy •to the Mayor and Council for that m San D:ego were visited, after which j Lefty M]lVsl% hurling tor me home of the surrounding communities saved chemicals used in the refrigeration handling of the prisoner, chiefly the body's approval. i they continued on to Los Angeles, •team , was plastered around the lot for ithe school building from being com- escaped and the fumes filled the store, j fact that Post was well known to the Hayward is being held in the County where they spent two weeks. While nine saSetieSi which onjy produced two j pletely demolished and prevented what : The leak was discovered by the j Chief, and that -he hesitated to hand- jail in Hackensack, under $7500 bail, there they visited John W. Voorhis and rlms tol the visitors, because the hits! might have become a menacing fire, butcher when he entered the store, so ! cuS him for that reason. He did not not having been able to furnish that ms daughters, who formerly lived here; ;we r wWeiy. scattered. 1 and which might have threatened the i-.e rushed immediately to the firehouse ] realize that he was handling a des- amount of bail, Wittnebert, who was also Mr. ajid Mrs. Elmer De Motit, who j Fiermont opened strong and scored j entire block, •- M and obtained a gas mask. Wearing the jperate type of criminal, but considered held in the same amount, was released was the former Miss Anms Barwick, of «,„> f.wr, m-no m t_w» n-r^t innino- •»-. -u i _.-.._ - _, " mask he entered the ice house and > that he was merely bringing back one this week, bail having been secured. TTtiicrioia ,i.ne-i two runs m we in si inning., No £Chool children were in any dan- turned off the.flow of chemicals. Later i cf the boys who had gotten into a jam. Arthur Bates, who was also in Hack-' mechanics from the manufacturer of inusaa-ie. . __. „ . iBraiman was the first man at bat and: o?r fnr thr^p M«,n.- mrot it wsq =sat Chief Btilach did some excellent ensack jail under the same amount of In Pasatiena, Miss Walker and Miss nd ° masons. Fust, it v,as Sat- the refrigerator arrived and repaired bail as one of the accused in the Over- • Herbert W. Pender, of Hillsdale, who dreW a Brarmanwalki H.e advanceHetriek d singleto secOd and work in tracing the disappearance of Heale stopped to visit the family of SCQred . MiUer singled and; . ^.^fire the mechanical apparatus, brook fire, was released when bail was live out there. _ ^ io Millea a rpasse advanced balld to third on the hit. fcion and me 5le ! Fost, who ran away with Nathalie the response of Thosh e who witnessed the incident, j Krueder and in running down clues furnished. Anthony Hellstern, who is The return trip across the continent Then j^g-. eame home when Muller only a, drill in and saw the butcher moving in the j tha;t eventually led to the couple's lo- charged with having driven the fire was made by rail, with stops at the t-a_.ew ^^ in an attempt to &£& Het_ car, is at liberty on $2500 bail. i r-up system store with the mask on his face, were ]cat =On in Easton Penr>. Ycsemite Valley National Park; also ricfc oS g^ base the N. J. & reminded of the gas attacks that were Bates is a Special Officer, and was Bryce and Zion National Park, in south; Blue sox earned their only run In the investigation conducted by the doing more or less regular duty at- the western "Utah, a week being spent at' ! Tr.iN. sY .i sVoluntee the seconr dFiremen' test gives nAssociation the plan,. a big feature cf the World War. The;! .Mayer and Police Commissioner, all tne third inning when F. Travolta 1tn e irnt'al tett havin-teen mad- in butcher won in the attack, for .the time. So far, no action has been taken the each place. 'singled and was sent to third on Tisch- \ we**wonri month ago. meat was not in any way damaged or!t Pfiticipante involved were ques- _>y the Westwood police authorities Crossing the Grand Canyon, m north • _. hort! affected by the chemical leakage turned in detail separately and in the ; -the malV s Mt Majsala then mt to s I Tap- western Arizona; also climbing to tne ^ r^^^ scored When an attempt'j Imam their stor.es jibed. Those ques- top of Pikes Peak m Colorado, were he part of Coates tioned were Chief Bulach, E. O. Phil- for a doubleplay on t scene in ten and Since the arrest of the four young ether incidents in their ti-ip.Contm- fai]fid t^^ * ^a ^.^ to fi^t f~H?r"1i-il7Q'TI? A jj lips, who accompanied the Chief to men, which caused a sensation in West- umg .urther East, fr.endsm.Cleveland after .3^,^^ waj3 ^ten to the hase Vw. t\\ T » Fhillipsburg as a friend of the Krueder wood and Hillsdale, further investiga- . and Chicago were visited before re- ot „-„,,,, J , oy at its own tore House 10 cover rOR ALUMNI DANCE family; R. E. Smith, of Montvale, and tion has gone forward, and it is re- ' turning : 1 .it, bvcona. ;da je ^ case oj ^^ emergency call from Nathalie Krueder herself. ported that information is being sought JEullsdale threw away a fine oppor-jthat town whjle its apparatus was at Bud Fisher, popular radio artist, and j '-We questioned each of them very in an effort to link a number of other j tun_ty to tie the score in the fifth in- iTanpan. j his orchestra, will dispense latest dance thoroughly," said Commissioner Her- fires in the neighborhood of suspicious ' g ! APPEAL FOR FUNDS nindewng .whe Mullern F. ,Travolt the nexa ttriple batterd ,wit decideh onde 1 ihits at the Park Ridge alumni dance ing, "and there is no doubt that the origin to at least one of "the four under ; and escape of Post was simply a matter of arrest. - j BY NURSING SERVICE *° bunt and laid one down to Coates j COUNTY GARDEN CLUBS llaU reunionof the Par, tok bClube hel> dPar ink thRide banquet tR .at shortstop, but Travolta was tagged DTTIVT Vf K_-Twtrit > C U*V\*W7i Se, on j carelessness. None of'thf eh party ex- ., An official from the National Fire £>I LX^t\OlLV1J. •J VIV/E..'cu
. Quiet minds cannot be perplexed or The cotton fabric in tires costs more - fngrhteneil, but go on In fortune or Crowd Hysterical as Ghost than the raw rubber. misfortune at their own private pace, like a clock in a thunder storm, Flees Into Cornfield. Alligators receive legal protection only in Florida-and Louisiana. SEASONABLE GOOD Media, Pa.—The "ghost" of - Glen THINGS ) Milts still roams the wooded slopes of Delaware county overlooking the wind- The California quail has been chos- ea as the state bird of California. 'TPHIS is the time of the year when ing little country road, where it first < •*- a chilled soup is often more agree- appeared some weeks ago. It eluded j a "ghost hunt" staged recently. | More than 2,000 California scliooi- able than a hot one. teachers have been retired on pension. Orange Soup. The lean, cadavorous "thing" which Heat a quart of orange juice in the sits atop a boulder and slinks into Salmon of the Pacific die after top of a doable boiler, over hot water; the thickets of an apple orchard with i spawning, but those of the Atlantic- \r5;er; hot add a tabiespoonful of eorn- an eerie scream when closely ap- ! do not. starch which has been cooked until proached appeared promptly as the sniootli in boiling water after moisten- clock pointed to midnight . . A cannon more than one hundred: ing with cold water. Cook and stir The apparition was seen to rise from | , . watson- until perfectly well blended, adding a vea( s oW wag foxmd Eear clove or two for additional flavor, and anthed standweeds, silhouetteand tall dgras againss ont ththe eligh eliitr j• removing tuem when serving. of a hot yellow moon, and plainly vis- C. L. Duhem, age ninety, of Oroville, Glorified Pudding. ible to the hundreds of persons, who Calif., cast his first vote for Abraham•-. Wash one-half cupful of rice and had congregated on the narrow road Oncoln In 1S60. put it, with two-thirds of a cupful of for' the liunt. • j brown sugar, one-fourth of a pack- Eludes Deputy; Crowd Hysterical. j Giant sugar cane with stalks 30 feet age of sliced dates, and one quart of As a special deputy sheriff of £>el- j high has been brought to Florida from • milk, in a deep baking flish. Sprinkle aware county, Thomas Kelly, dashed \ New Guinea for a planting test. with a half teaspoonful of salt and r up the hill, the "ghost" vanished into j bake in a moderate o\ en for two to a cornfield.. Instantly the crowd be- The peak hour for radio listening is ; three hours. Stir often during the came hysterical as hundreds surged between eight and nine o'clock at: first half hour of cooking to prevent forward for a glimpse. night, current statistics indicate. a crust from forming. By adding a The tenants of the nearby farm- half cupful of suet lightly mixed with house, toward which the apparition More than $1,000,000,000 worth of" two tablespoonfuls of flour, this will J^HEHAJLIS, aa attractive town in Washington, is the fled, rushed to the bill and threatened the old, large-sized paper money is make a very good suet pudding-. Have V* center of the great egg and poultry producing district to shoot anyone who trespassed on the suet put through the food chopper. still m circulation in the United of the Pacific Northwest, and every year it lets the world their property. j States. This forms a rich brown crust on top. know this by holding a festival. The feature of this year's Within a few minutes two girls in i Serve with a hard sauce or with, doings there was the making of the largest omelet ever a roadster several hundred yards down cream if the suit is not used. A canal which is to connect Liege cooked. Ten thousand eggs were used, and the cooks were the road near a springhouse, screamed and Antwerp will shorten the water Orange Blossom Salad. armed with huge paddles and salt and pepper shakers. To as the "ghost" dashed across a field Peel the oranges carefully and sep- journey between these cities from grease the immense frying pan, Miss Thora -Teaser skated and darted for the low stone spring- eight days to a little over a day. arate into sections, to resemble a about it with slabs of bacon strapped to her shoes. The flower. Place the orange on a curled house beside their car. pan '•was eight feet in diameter and weighed a thousand Their screams brought hundreds. leaf of lettuce, moisten the whole pounds. QUIET QUIPS with french dressing, dredge with the When efforts were made to organize coconut frostettes and top with a a posse to search the house the owner refused permission. Happiness, when noisy, is sometimes ; spoonful of mayonnaise and whipped doubted. cream. Hatchet Murder Recalled. i Cherry Pudding. On the incline, above the road and HEAVY DEMAND FOR FEDERAL BOOK ON CHILD CARE near to the rock where the "ghost" has A good deal of denunciation of: Beat the yolks of two eggs with mobs is done perfunctorily. one-fourth of a cupful of sugar. Blend appeared every other night during the last ten days, stands an old farmhouse. two tablespoonfuls of .cooking oil with r Keeping up appearances sends some- one-fourth cupful of sugar and add to Kow some of the superstitious folks pretty good clothing to the junkman.; the egg yolks. Sift one and one-half claim that the house and the apple or- eupfuls of flour, one and one-half tea- chard are responsible for the appear- ance of the apparition because it was j Men who borrow a small sum and • spoonfuls of baking powder, with one- <., , , . , . , . i Lpromptl L v Lpay it back seldom borrow, half teaspoonful of salt and add to the the locale for a hatchet murder some ! - first mixture with three-eights of a three years ago. You are young only once, and al- cupful of cheery juice, beating and Shortly after an old man who hacked ways your program is mostly un- mixing well. Boil one-half cupful of his son-in-law to death, finished the planned. - sirup until it threads and pour over deed he walked to the apple orchard. the stiffly beaten whites of the eggs. He was founa by neighbors swinging j A word t0 the wise is so sufficient Fold this into the cake mixture, flavor from a tree in the morning. : •with almond, pour into a well greased that often no one thinks it is neces- cake pan, cover the top with fresh, sary to speak it. cherries. Bake one hour. ll. S. Ambassador Starts Jam Cake. Planting a tree is good, but resting Rome Antinoise Drive under one that has been planted 10CK Cream one-half cupful of sweet fat, Home.—John Work Garrett of Balti- years before is better. add one cupful of sugar, and two well more, American ambassador to Italy, beaten eggs.- Sift one and one-half has devised his own formula for com- Most of the laws against real crime; eupfuls of floor with one-half tea- are broken by men who are psycholog- spoonful each of soda, cinnamon, bating the sleep-wrecking noises of cloves, nutmeg and allspice, and add Roma ically incapable of obeying laws. . the creamed sugar mixture alternately The" ambassador, like all arriving with Trae-half cupful of buttermilk. Americans, found his sleep disturbed A farmer doestft have to ask auy- Fold in $ne-half cupful of jam, one- by the roaring of motors and contin- body for work. If be isn't careful he- half cupful each of citron cut thin and ual horn-tooting of taxicabs. His own can waste a good deal of his own. chopped nuts. Bake forty-five minutes car,' of America"-mate, haa " a^silent in a moderate oven in a square pan. motor and an effective but pleasant- THE EDUCATED MAN Cover with aay desired icing. sounding horn. •• A simple and most delightful cock- Garrett, realizing the value of start- You can't sell him magic. tail for a company luncheon is grape- ing at the problem at the fountain friut juice or canned grapefruit with head, Instructed his chauffeur to quiet- He never laughs at new ideas. a maraschino cherry and a bit of ths D AltENTS of America are eager to learn how to look after their offspring. The children's bureau of the Depart- ly demonstrate to Italian chauffeurs cordial for flavor. •*• ment of Labor has just issued a revised handbook on child care, and several days before its publication the how a horn can be tooted without He cross-examines his day dreams. advance requests for copies numbered more than 35.000. Two of the bureau's clerks are seen-above sorting out the f(c). 1531. Western Newspaper Union.) waking up the dead, and the advan- requests. tages of a silent motor. The ambas- He listens to the man who knows. THEY'RE G«5O£> BOOTS sador has great hopes for his little ) Splendid Records Made scheme. He cultivates a love of the beau- Small Things That May Training Librarians tiful. Handicap the Worker The first school in the world estab- by Old Clipper Ships Study of more than a million work- lished solely for the professional train- The clipper ships wUicb were con- Hulled Corn and Milk He knows his strong, point ami: ers, made by Statistician James Lay- ing of librarians was started at Co- structed for the California trade were Favorite of Coolidge plays it. field, show that the following are the lumbia college, Xew York city, in 18S7, built with extreme care, although, as Plymouth, Vt.—That once popular eleven best ways to annoy a boss— by Slelvil Dewey, then librarian of the far as possible, everything was sacri- j New England dish-—hulled corn and He fives the forward-looking out- "minor characteristics in employees college. Dewey's plan for such a school fieed to speed, for freights were high milk—-is still a favorite of former j ward-looking life. and prices depended upon the quick- which keep them from moving ahead had been presented to the American President Calvin Coolidge. Library association as early as 1SS3, ness with which goods could be de- in the world": A few hours after he arrived in his He knows the value of good habits Wisecracking in the presence of the hut was opposed by some of the lead- j Uvered to the Pacific coast. | native Plymouth for a vacation re- and how to form them. boss; affecting of a southern accent; ing librarians. Opposition gradually ! Clippers costing as high as 380,000 cently the hulled corn peddler from a weak memory which requires its gave way, however, as the value of sometimes paid for themselves ou their Bellows Falls appeared in front of the Re keeps his mind open on every owner to be introduced to folks five formal professional training for li- first v< yage. There is the story of Coolidge homestead. Mrs. Coolidge question until the evidence is all in. or sis times before he is able to recog- brary workers was demonstrated, and jone old sea captain who was anxious purchased some, and it was then nize them; giggling; know-it-all; hold- other schools were established in fa- j to-carry sail as long as possible and learned from villagers that the es- He knows when not to think ati-J ing the folk backwards in cutting rious parts of the country beginning j padlocked his gear so that sailors President had enjoyed this dish for when to call in the expert to thinlc beefsteak; furtive manners; wearing with the Pratt Institute of Library couid not take in sail without orders. many years. for him.—American Magazine. of vivid red neckties; bappy-go-lucky; Science in 1800. The Flying Cloud, which was built inferiority complex; superiority com- in East Boston by Donald McKay, was HIS PRACTICE plex. one of the fastest clippers ever Georgia Negro Couple "These are a few of the qualities in North Dakota Settlement At four, he used to run away.from It is believed that a party of French- iaunehed. She had a figurehead of an Has Four Sets of Twins mortal man which the bosses of a mil- men led b p err angel ou the wing carrying a speaking shattered windows. lion workers tabbed as 'little habits i ? i e de la Verendrye Jones, Ga.—Four sets of twins, in w trumpet. Her mainmast, including the with big consequences,'" says Mr. I ere the first Europeans to set foot addition to nine other children, have on the topmast and skysail pole, was 200 feet At five, lie used to run away when Layfield in the American Magazine, i territory now comprising the! high; her main yard measured S2 feet blessed the wedded life of Ben and he was wanted to run an errand; "The surprising fact is that bosses are I state of North Dakota. This party ' and her bowsprit and jib-boom project- Julia Roberts, negro farmers, near Here is Jacob Miller of Pleasant so sensitive toward idiosyncrasies ! crossed from the Assiniboine river in ed 58 feet. here. Ben is forty-nine ana Julia for- At sis, .lie used to run away, witli. Hill, Mo., ninety-three years old, which one might think were too trivial Canada to the Missouri river, "in 173S Sue sailed from New Fork to Sail ty. The oldest twins were born eight- his pants stuffed full'of apples. wearing the pair of boots that lie h§s to have any bearing on success or fail- and were searching for a "river to the Francisco in S9 days and 21 hours, cov- een years ago and the youngest four worn for 73 years. He bought them ure. In other words, you would be as- west." In 1742 two sons of Verendrye ering in one day 4o3 statute miles. 42 months ago. The remaining nine Rob- At seven, he used to play hooUey. at Mifflinsburg, Pa., in September, tontshed to learn exactly how much passed over the same region on the miles faster than any steamship hud erts children were between the four 1S5S. They still have the original your boss knows about you—how vio- same mission, but after months of then done in the same time. On this twin sets. lently he may be swayed for or against j wandering southwest of the Missouri At eight, he used to run away froin soles and heels. trip some of the crew had to be put in home for a day. O you by the repeated exhibition of some j they were forced to return. In 1780 irons, although subsequently released Cat Resembles Kangaroo trait of which you may not even be | a French trader settled at Peinbina to work the ship, and the first officer Camden, Tenn.—A cat at the home aware." ' * i in what is now North Dakota. At nine, he used to run away from was suspended Jroia duty because he of G. M. Spence here has features and company. disobeyed the captain's orders and cut characteristics resembling those of a _ ! the rigging. . For a number of days kangaroo—rear feet larger and longer At ten, he used to run away when PasseisgsSr Might Have ^ j,]ying Cj0]]d aTerased 13% than fore feet, leaps like a kangaroo, In the Same Beat j ^ j]ying Cj0]]d aTerased 13% a cop spied the erap game. Figured It for Himself "Do you know what the hanging , an3 saiied for 5912 mileg &t an using its short, heavy tail for balance 1 and propeller, and sits like a kangaroo. There's a long steep climb when the committee have done.' said the first age of 227 miles a dayday. At twenty, he ran away from every- train to California ascends the Con- artist. "They've ruined my picture by I body in an international track meet. tinental divide and usually an extra putting it next to the worst daub in I the exhibition." j me introduction of a course In Jug- engine or so is added to make the gling, by the directress of a large The world marveled. puli. But there was no extra on this "I've got the same complaint," said j jDied as Baby, but $ the second artist. "I looked in.jester- j English school, may find favor with particular section of overloaded tour- those of her pupils, yrho have been i?. TRIFLES OF TRUTH ist traffic pouring into the Golden state day, and I found they've hung my pie- j * Is Couri-Martialed * ture beside an absolutely frightful • the habit of manipulating their re- * Paris.—All France is again -.* and the singie locomotive, taxed to its port marks. Some people mistake patience for utmost, staggered along and stopped thing. Don't know what the place is | J laughing at the ridiculous work- ^ coming to." j * ings of a French court-martial. * sense. and staggered until even the conductor j Announcement that "slacks" will re- got nervous. "How do you do, you fellows?" saia j J Napoleon Klein, who was born * artist number three, Joining them. "I II place knickers for men's sports wear Ask for bread and you may be given Finally one of the passengers, more * in 190S near Belfort, was called * see they've hung your pictures sids by ]j this year is Sacking in detail. But the J. to the colors in 192S. He failed J the stony stare. temperamental than the rest, could I fact that "they will prove welcome to side this year." . '-. : ) * to make his appearance. * stand it no longer and began to call i spindly-legged men" indicates ...that Small talk is responsible for the. use down the conductor, "What on earth's I. thev are long as well as slack. : * In 1929, having been declared * of many big words. the matter" he demanded, as if the Test Not Positive j 4: an absentee, he was .sentenced * "Among politicians," says Enfran- conductor knew any more about it Scientists at the Department of Ag- ' If ail men were chloroformed, as a j by a military court to a year's * A woman's tongue is often respon-: chised Fannie, "they seem to have it: than he himself did. riculture fed an infusion of green tea j jj; imprisonment. * 1 female psychologist, suggests, they sible for her shortness of breath. If at first you don't mislead, try, try "That s a fool question," snapped the [ leaves to guinea pigs to test the as- jought to he, 'at least they wouldn't ijj It has since been discovered % again." irate conductor. "Xou ought to know ', sertion that green tea is rich in vita- i have to listen ' to'psychologists •• any * that Napoleon Klein died in 1909 4= No man with a torpid liver can be (©. 1931. Bell Syndicate.!—WNTJ Service, ; O as well as I do that the engineer is C, but no appreciable amount of j „; arul prettv soon the world would $ at the age of four months. % a successful optimist. ' '. teaching Ms wife how to drive."—Los vitamin C was foenfi present. he" happy, too, because there wouldn't Angeles Times. i hi. any more psychologists. the realization that speed and ccngss- t:on are tli-s chief factors in accidents. TOPNOTCHERS by KET Congestion is going to increase -when THAT'SHOW HIGHWAY YOU.YOUR CAR 1650,000 children resume their elass- 3NDTHE. | rcom work. Speed in certain areas w.'H have to be reduced accordingly. Thctt IT LOOKS CHATTER is distinctly up to the motorist, i If this requires that he start a few To the Man Looking On By J. HAKTUEY ROBINSON \ minutes earlier toward his morning his? 24 .years of playing | destination in order to reach it on time, Committing crime for a thrill is j ; that indeed is a small price for him to something that the average person; CLdTS and CRASHES | pay for the safety of a child. If it- ne- -cannot•understand. Mbst-.of us eanj ! eessitates that- he concentrate more of 1 realize that it is not enormously diffi-' The big buses ean stop "on a dime, so his attention upon his driving, that coo, cult to risk getting into trouble where j don't try to follow one so closely that is certain to bring a reward more than -there is some motive and possible garni you can't get a razor Wade between . worthy of the effort involved. behind the act, but to risk the penal- j your bumper and the bus' tailboard. I There is large room for improvement ties of a serious misdemeanor simply j * * * • • in the child safety situation, and tha to get a kick out out of it is beyond j School reopening of school stands as a chal- the normal mind. And yet, four West-1 The countryside! is dotted with beau- lenge to New Jersey motorists. wood young men are under arrest for | tiful plants and wonderful Sowers now, Safety having had part in setting afire the but they are not for the driver of the OVerbrook Country Club building. None ; car. . They should only be admired by Gold Has "String" Attached : of tihe four, who all had splendid repu- j the passengers, if any. We axe close upon tlie time when Sooner or later the tourist «iio is tations, with possibly one exception, j * * * * New Jersey's schools will open again, really a tourist, and not merely a can give any reason why they did suchj bringing anew to our streets and high- Commuters clog up the main cross- ways a traffic hazard that has been tripper, turns up in Johannesburg, the a foolish thing. The sympathy of the; most interesting city in the southern neighborhood is extended to the pa- i ings when they get off the trains. The j largely abated during the months just cops hold up traffic while the bread- | past. It should be unnecessary to re- hemisphere, says a traveler, and rents of the young men, who are made ! when he does lie wunts to learn al! to suffer through such a meaningless • winner gently jogs to his home with | mind motorists of the recurrence of caprice. • _- i the family bankroll. this hazard and the premium it puts about the goh) they dig up in sueli * * *, , J * * * « upon the exercise cf especial care. In gre£it quantities from the Wilwaters- ' ... , , the case of the majority of drivers it Such outbreaks are reminders ol the i rand mines. The raining cw.ipnuies The price of ures has not come down, undoubtediy is superfluous to issue this are ready for him, arid trips down lu restless condition of society in this day j much, bra we predict a big business for ; . warning. A minority, unfor- oi mad rush and aimless pursuit. It i 2easonal tlie depths of Village Deep. 7,000 feet the rubber manufacturers when the old J t-dnately. must have their attention seems that old and young alike are en- ] shoes finally give. It's the "repres-| . . below the-surface, can always be ar- gaged'in thrill hunte. The simple life j forased upon ths condltlon ranged. They will even let you UiiM sion,' they tell us. The reopening oi New Jersey's of long ago has been thrown into the! * * * * schools means that approximately 650,- away as much gold as you like—if jcu discard, and we are no longer happy! 00 children will be forced to use ;he can carry it—but they take the pre- to be at ease but must be on the go, j Street-corner debates will soon be the j caution of puting it into half-ton slabs rage with the coming elections just! street, .s twic,.e dans, ' in thei_r .,, to searching for excitement. This genera- ! and iom the to prevent accidents. .__ , <. tion is not happy unless it is unhappy, I around the corner. "Off what stre4?" | * classroom, m the mom- it seems. i a<*Pr! thP npronnisl wiwrarlw inghours. particularly, they will be * * =5 j asked the perennial wisecraeKer. brought into contact with traffic at its Growth of Fire Engines Expensive operations need no longer; peak. i be a luxury enjoyed only by the rich,; TOTAL Primo Camera, "the big canal boat The condition is one of which the When the greater part of London at least not in Essex County, for a plan! PASES' man from Venice," was in town re- car owner cannot have too much was burned in 1600, fire engines were cently. Out of which comes the nat- awareness. His is the burden of re- operated by band, and water was is being considered by the Essex Coun- • sponsibility for seeing that it is met ty Hospital Council, whereby suehj ural question—did the inspector look - ejected oy means of a giant syringe. operations may be paid for on the in- j 5865 over the roads after the 275-pound j with safety, for to him is given that "midget" traversed over them? ! maturity of judgment whicn is lacking A tank and a pump worker! by hand stallment plan. So the man of ordi- ] were introduced later, but water eouli nary means in Essex County need no j (Copyright, W. N. 0.) * * » « in the child. While New Jersey's record of child be squirted by this device only a short longer be ashamed of the fact that he; distance. It frequently happened that cannot boast of a recent operation. j Once-Glorious Babylon After an accident the investigators traffic fatalities is nothing of wh:ch to Big Western White Pine always measure the distance of the i be proud, it is favorable to the extent the engine itself was destroyed by Tree in National Park Pathetic in Its Fall car's skid to find out if the brakes held. of shewing a steady improvement fire. The pumps were gradually im- We have been trying to figure how ; Always the hostile nations of the If you had skidded about ten feet they through the years. The calendar year A grand old western white pine tree, proved, and flexible pipes were usul, the plan will work in the case of the \ Near East have largely prevented figure it's not enough rope to hang you, 1930 shows a total of 209 deaths among delinquent patient. Suppose a man is i believed to be one of the largest of but pumps driven by steam were not archeologists from digging into the re- but if you skidded about fifty yards, children under 15 years of age. That several months behind in his payments' its kind in the world and estimated invented until the Nineteenth century. mains of the ancient cities there; but then they go for you. Ask Benney, he figure tells a poignant story, yet it for having his~ appendix removed, will j at more than one thousand years of knows. represents a decline of 44 fatalities Horse-clrawn engines were employed since the World war overturned au- the surgeon perform another operation j age, is in Crater Lake National park, from the previous year. until 1903, when the first self-pro- and put the appendix back in place? j thority there, the excavations are be- Oregon. It is 23 feet, 2 inches in cir- The ratio of child fatalities to the pelled fire engines were built. ginning to look like the Kimberley dia- cumference, the measurements being A fellow in Pearl River wants to total number of New Jersey's streets Louis C. Meyer, of HiUsdale, has just: mond mines. Museums in all civilized know where we get all these ideas. If taken breast-high In accordance with and highways last year was 16.4 per been entertaining us with reminiscen- j countries are piling up the remnants you knew that, ol' fella, you'd have compared with 19.8 per cent, Unity the Spalding .rules of measurements. cent as ces of his experiences on the old Con- ; of the eariy peoples. this job. the year before. That also reflects an The behavior of the men to the Its height is 140 feet. The pine is lo- stitution, America's most famous battle: But we learn little about them. Pot- * * * * improvement but it leaves motordom lower animals, and their behavior to vessel. He served on the Constitution • cated in a canyon on the middle fork tery, though it be collected by tons, m a each other, bear a constant relation- back in 1881, as an apprentice seaman. j of Auna creek, two and a half miles We are not automobile mechanics, j Tlle N^? Jersey Traffic Act <*ives the ship.—Spencer. Speaking of the rigid discipline of; south of government camp. The east and necklaces, earrings and indestruc- but someone has asked us what to do - ^^ tible personal adonnnents tell us little motorist certa ln s mc those days in the Navy, he said he was; side of the gorge has been subject to when you get stack m the ram and the with which he must comply for the of the inhabitants of Ur, of Assyria most frequently punished for smoking: heavy erosion, causing the roots of car refuses to budge because of the piotection of children. The most im- cigarettes, it teeing an offence back in : and Babylon. The lack of a literature water m the motor or;.somethin' The; ^ortant of these ^ that whlch pro. "RAISE RABBITS trees in that section to become almost for us. We buy all you raise. 1881 for a young man of 18 to smoke, j trunks In their own right. But this makes everything lack. We can un- nrst; correct answer will be sent to our:Mbite a fi «exceedlng ten miles an Old Judge was the name of the brand ! derstand what the Greeks thought, correspondent, the second goes in the^^ u _ Contract, details, free great tree, growing on the west side when passillg a sc ool during re See our stock before buying" of cigarettes used in those days, as well what they said and their daily be- waste basket. j ^^ QI while children are going to or as Sweet Cap-oral, of course. In those; of the canyon, has never suffered from Eabbit Meat for Sale the effects of such action. The great havior; but the older races are dumb. * * * * | leaving school, during open or closing G. H. STARK days, young Meyer had his friends send | As Bill Kye said, "Babylon, is a gooS Rumor has it that if the new gas- i hours." him. cigarettes in letters, pressed flat size of this giant tree is particularly Park Ridge Tel. 97 illustration of a town that does not electric trains have their cowcatchers' Important as this regulation is, and so they would not be detected. Times, amazing because Idaho, and not Ore- as cave changed since then, Mr. Meyer, i gon, is recognized as the real home of keep up with the procession. Compare in front of the car instead of under it.' explicit as its wording, it does not the western white pine. ber today with Kansas City." We then there would be a better chance i approach^covering the issue of chila were reading about this Babylon, jnst for some dumb cluck who was smy! safety. One should exercise extraor- | HERING & WESTPHAL Pat Rellly, Sheriff of Bergen County, • enough to race the train to the cross-: dmary caution imn the vicinitvicinity of had a medal pinned on him last Thurs- the other day. Every twenty-four schools, but at all times and under all I Civil Engineers and Surveyors hours the train to Bagdad snorts by ing. day at Sea Girt, during Bergen County No Oil In Car circumstances the intelligent driver I 261 BROADWAY Day celebration. .No, it wasn't because , Babylon that way. It whistles, but will be watchful of children. The wife of a Longmeadow man re- 1 j Phone 534 _he_has joined the Baird-Harper band doe* not stop, and if the traveler Is ^ ^ _ 1 It is an interesting thing that while cently learned to operate their rather Listen: Many years ago, wSert we wagon. It was the New Jersey Distin- rapid of eye Sse may read on a rail- took our driver's license test, a woman! child fatalities are being steadily re- 1 WESTWOOD. N. X guished Service Medal, given for deeds antique automobile. The man himself, road sign: "Babylon—Train Halt was asked w-hat she would do if she! duced in proportion to total traffic of valor performed on the battlefield to make his garage more clean, now Here to Pick Up Passengers." Could ! were driving to a railroad, crossing on! deaths, credit for it is given to safety of France during the World War. The that his wife would use it, placed an any of the shattering denunciations of a slippery highway and she couldn't I education among children. Perhaps HARRY RANDALL Governor pinned the medal en Pat's oijflrip pan under the car. For two this great" and terrible city to be read stop when she saw the train close by. i such a disposition of credit is unfair Lawyer coat. • -• . • \ weeks he was gone on a business trip, in the Bible be more bitter?—St. Louis She answered Con paper) that she ] to motorists. I am of the impression of such a flying nature that he used would get out and put a barrel of ashes ! that this is the case; that drivers are Westwood Trust Building : Globe Democrat. 'Tis said that there were over 7000 the train, leaving the care of tlie car under the wheels, I playing their part, too, in the favorable WESTWOOD at the Bergen County rally at Sea Girt j I * „ ,. „ j progress being made. : to his wife. Tel. Westwood 781 last Thursday, and someone estimated ! • • " The fact remains, however, that it Hij ii! L that those who paid for the affair fed: Last evening he returned home, A pretty girl came in our office just • is to the child and not the motorist i went to the garage and noted the pan Scientists on Track of at least 4000 Democrats that day. j now to pay a bill or somethin'. When i that the award for progress is made, j Phone Westwodd 2283 had been removed from in under the Sun's Effect on Plants ' she asked us to whom she should give ! All New Jersey drivers should ap- ; : Considerable excitement prevailed car. Upon going in tne bouse, he The old astrologers imagined that I tlie money we started to stutter! I proach the- reopening of schools with | KARL WETTIG ' some days ago around the Saddle River asked friend wife. How come? Said the configuration of the planets eon- UPHOLSTERING neighborhood when it became known: the little woman (she feels pretty ! SHADES and AWNINGS trolled the destinies of individual men. j Should this come to the attention of I Telephone Park Eidse 492 that a man, believed to be demented,, small now, anyway), "Oh, 1 guess the The modern astronomer regards as- ! SLIP COVERS i ! j a party signing "E. M.," please get in I had taken to the woods, fully armed, children moved it. Anyway, there isn't trology as nonsense. Munro Construction Co. ! DRAPERIES—CUSHIONS after he had attempted to strangle his; | this department at once. Note: wej J 41S Fourth Ave. WESTWOOB, N. J. itny oil in the car. 1 looked a couple It is interesting, however, to note i believe that someone has sent in a let- ; Incorporated wife. The man is Alexander Hash, Sr.,i of days ago, and thought when yoa that each day brings to light more con- Masonry Work a Specialty and after eluding a posse that went' ; ter under someone else's name. If the • came home you conld put some in."— nections between the earth and the ! story contained therein is true, it would j Office—Le Hoy Piace and Main St. Telephone Westwood 572 out in search of h!m, he walked quietly" Springfield Union. into the Prosecutor's office in Hacksn- I rest of the universe, not erratic and i deserve a six column headline with 90- j Park Ridge, N. J. I. L. LOGAN sack and surrendered. ! superstitious connections such as the ! point capitals. old astrologers imagined, but physical Attorney-at-Law Glad She Was Fooled "Garden Lovers Meet," says heading: connections which can be explained on j Incidentally, this is the sixty-second i < Westwood Trust Building in the current' issue of the Ridgewood •. After overhearing a remark by his the basis of science. i column we have written for this paper.!' JAMES N. HALSEY News, Yes, yes, go on. No doubt gar- father that the age of a tree mny be . The" sun is important to life. With- WESTWGGD, N. J, den lovers have less to fear than high- i estimated by the number of rings out its heat and light life would not Funeral Director way levers these days. i about its trunk, a small boy threw a be possible. . The process by which I Next Monday is Labor Day. And all j # 55 CENTEB AVE. scare at his mother's party. The boy plants convert the carbon dioxide of I the motorists know it. j Westwood Some workmen exca\'ating in New ^ looked confidently into the face of one the air and the water of the soil into PHONE WESTWOOD 292 J. J. KELEMEN Jersey recently dug up several pennies j of the guests, who was on the further starches and sngars is only possible bearing the coinage date of 1776. The: j It has been suggested that we give) side of forty and was fondling her with the energy of sunlight. j our readers an idea where the best | one who buried them evidently felt; necklace, and remarked, "Lady, I can ELECTRICAL that in getting their liberty everything j In addition, recent studies at the i place is in a traffic jam or a long line HENRY HINCK else might be taken away from them. tell how old you are." Amifl frantic Mayo foundation tend to indicate that • —in front, in the middle, in back, or ••'.•• ? --i- attempts at hushing he managed to the various wavelengths of sunlight } where. Yes, oh where. The best place CONTRACTOR Real Estate and Insurance FAIRVIEW AVE. Robert Wyder. of Pair Lawn, Presi- j get out: have varying effects upon plants, some | is on our front porch. dent of the Textile Dyeing Company,: "You are twenty-two. I counted the even acting as brakes or-cheeks upon | **** | Phone Westwood 601 PARK RIDGE, N. J. "believes that contented workers are the number of rings on your necklace." certain processes. I We caught two couples in a car at j 18 WESTWOOD AVE. II Estimates Furnished On Al! Kinds of ' best kind, and has installed a number i The lady hugged the boy and the moth- Finally, there are the mysterious night in front of a house "When thei Wiring and Eepair Wort of recreational facilities for his em- j er sighed her deep relief. cosmic rays coming in from outer stel- shades of darkness were falling fast."] ployees, including a large swimming; WESTWOOD, N. J. lar space. These rays are so penetrat- TELEPHONES: pool. Good idea, but what about the; Park Eidge 15S1 — Teanecfc 7-7060 workman who is in the habit of duck- I ing that they pass through and Noted Educator j So our esteemed editor wants us * ing ei'ery time the boss comes around? j torough all living organisms. Perhaps | "shot at sunrise," eh. Well, ol' fella, ARTHUR CHURUTI William H. MeGuffey, author of Mc- some day they will be found to play the copy is in early this week, so let Guflfey's school reader, was born In some fundamental role in life proc- us know what's in store for us Dealer In Ocean Traditions Washington county, Pa., in 1S0O, and Used Parts for All Make Cars Genuine A tradition of tlie sea of Biblical graduated at Washingtor college, Pa., AUTO WRECKING origin explains the use of the term in 18'2£>. He was professor, first, of Vol. VI. No. 2. HILLSDALE, N. J. Permanent Jonah, applied to 8 shipmate who is ancient languages and later of moral Too Mucli Tel. Westwood 1688 considered unlucky or a iiringer of il! philosophy in Miami university in An actress who has a standing in- Early Days of SteamsHxps luck. Numerous and strange have been 1S30-1839, president of Ohio university vitation to visit any theater she The first voyage of the steamship STEAM the reasons ascribed by ship com- in 1S39-1S43 and professor of moral chooses and asfe for a bos, took ad- Great Western across the Atlantic panies for electing one of their num- philosophy in the University of Vir- vantage of this privilege a night or lasted from April 8, 1SSS, to April 23, CESSPOOL CLEANING ber to be a hoodoo or a Jonah. Mar- ginia from 1845 until his death, in two ago, with disastrous results! her average Bay's run being 215 miles, i iners of a century ago believed that and BUILDING 1873. He compiled the so-called "Ec- Presenting herself at the box office, Altogether she made five double pas- j DO one could so effectual?y raise a wind UP TO DATE APPARATUS Sectic Series" of readers and other she gave her name ana aemanfled a sages in 1838, sis in 1839, and before as natives of Finland, or Russian school books, of which immense num- free pass. she was disposed of in 1S46 crossed GEO. BUSCHBAUM Finns, as" they were almost reproach- bers were so!d. -. • and recrossed 74 times. No other ship fully called. Dana preserves the "Never heard of you," replied the HiHsdale, N. J. CORINNE MARIE hafl a finer recorfl and none attracted legend in bis "Two Years Before the booking cierk, tersely. "It can't be Tel. Westwood 1374 more attention. While she was stil] T. O. Box, HillsdaJe 277 23 Westwood Avenge Mast" in one of the tales of the cook, done." Bargain Hunter running on the Atlantic Sir John telling of the loss of one of the crew Furious, she sought the manage- Phone Westwood 599 Don received a penny for candy. He Eennie referred to her first passage, t>y drowning; Conrad also, in Wamibo ment, who apologized profusely, and went to one of the two neighborhood remarking that "the suecess of this of that sea classic, "The Nigger of the sent a commissionaire bad; with her stores and asked: voyage across the Atlantic having ex- Narcissus." to the box office. "How many of those do you get for But an even worse hnmiliatioii ceeded the mos£ sanguine expectations STEPHEN J. LYONS PHONE WESTWOOD 300 a penny?" and he pointed to some awaited her here, for the good fellow of its promoters and, indeed, of the candy. blundered horribly, world, there seemed no bounds to the Says He j "Five," was the reply. "Give this lady a free seat at onee," extension of steam navigation." LYONS FUNERAL HOME If she stands behind a counter all-.: I "Is that ail?" sail! Don, ana he he insisted, pompously. "She's a well- day, that is freedom; if she uses a i walked out. He went to tlie other known actor's mother!" — London Non-Sectarian ean opener twice daily, that is eco- j store unil-rtsketl the same question. Opinion. •_ .'.'-.' nomic servitude. "Three," was the grocer's rep5y. Needed More Fire My littlt; ihc-.vcsr-old nojshoiv. u-Jii!? Don wen! bncli to Hie "first store, Everybody's Mistalce COMPLETELY EQUIPPED MORTUARY on tis first visit to'the country was Imr^ejise Loss by Rest tossed his pe::ny on (he counter and It's almost universal, the trror c* snifi; Iielpicg gather eg.crs. He pklr.i;] up :i WITH PIPE ORGAN The annual loss doe. tsv "list tUrsiyf.v thinldng v:e can size people up tne f glass egg, looker! at it a moment,-ihen ont t! o '"•i"-l;i lias bsazi estimated c! -."Well, gimme •'em." first time . we see 'them.—Amerieen put it back in the nest, sayint. '-This Kinderkamack Road and Jefferson Ave., Westwood Mnsazrne. . ono foi't d-inn ya:."'—n-icr-is T.-;b;inn PACEFOUE HHXSOAI.E HERAM3 PAGE
Fat Men Not Criminals _ Bergen County History Fat men may not be regarded with TBBMBU1A approval by modern doctors, but one Entered as second-class mail matter at By JOSEPH FREDERICK BRATT consolation is theirs—prison . authori- 'Hilla&ale, New Jersey. of NEW YORK vm— PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY ties, at any rate in Japan, look upon WASHINGTON AT HACKEKSACK them with considerable respect * aistf A newspaper devoted to the interests of the Hillsdale Social News esteem. A medical officer at one Japt people of Hillsdale and vicinity. We were sitting in most comfortable The history of Bergea County, 163ft- anese jail has just received a dipiom;r The Herald's platform is, "A Bigger and Telephone Westwood 2204 chairs, in the side yard where one 1923, tells us that Washington reached Better HiJIsiiale." could see miles of Connecticut roll it- HackensacE after Ms retreat from Fort from the Imperial university .for a OFFICE self away in green undulations to dis- Lee on November 14, 1778, and imme-. thesis on the proposition that fat-men 7 West Hillsdale Avenue tant hills. On. our own hilltop, the sun diately established Ms residence in the! are rarely criminals and the tnos! Telephone West wood 1102 Mr and Mis. S. Michel and family i t:onal flowsr show, which is held in the fell, just properly filtered by trees, in Mansion House, lacing •tiff Green, That! crime is committed by tbe lean and •--STORMS BEOS. spent Sunday at Fopolo Lake, N. Y. spacious auditorium there. building seems to have been erected in slender sort.—Manchester Guardian. PRINTERS and PUBLISHERS pleasurable and lazy warmth. I could have stayed there for hours in con- 1751 and was then, in 1776,. the resi- Address all communications to the Hillsdni Janvs Springer and Howard Travis Extensive plans are progressing, un- templative contentment, but life is nev- dence of Peter Zabriskie. i Herald, Hillsdale, N. J- j * Viy this "week for a two -weeks j der the chairmanship of Fred Bader, oft =2 er as perfect, as that. The big, powerful This same history tells us: j Subscription Rate: §1.00 per year, payable for a public card party at Parish Hall Suj-i3tut= far Solid Gc=Id in advance; Single co-pies 3c. vacation camping. blond, sprawled opposite me, turned with about three thousand men, having i sn Thursday evening, September 10, Filled gold, is a substitute for solid To insure insertion, items of local nev.'s handsome, but rather accusing blue sent forward his baggage to Acouac-j should be received not later than Wednesday Mrs. P. Hartmaa. of Brookside Place, sponsored bv the local American Legion knonck. An eye witness has given the j gold, consist! tsg of gone base metal, noon. Subscribers failing' to receive the Post, eyes in my direction. paper promptly through the mails or from recently enjoyed a vacation with rela- following statement: generally brass, covered with a thin their newsdealers, are requested to notify our tives in Worthington, Mass. 'You need exercise," he said a bit office at once. We will greatly appreciate the Mesdames W. Wentz, W. M. Hoffman 'It was about dusk when the head layer of hard gold by mechanical co-operation of our readers in notifying us of sternly. "Come on, we'll go for a I process. births, marriages, deaths, and social events in Mr. and Mrs. H. Thomas and family, and George Decker; also the Misses of the troops entered Hackensack. I their localities. of CoTonial Boiilevard. are home again, j Betty Swartwout, Gertradfi Vanderi The night was dark, cold and rainy, following a vacation in Uhlan, N. Y. JClute and Margaret Welding, of West- j Sow that was a bit unfair, because, but I had a fair view of them from, iwcca and Hillsdale, were entertained! as he very well knew, 1 tatt" taken a the light of the- windows as thej' Thursday. September 3, 1931 Frank. Stewart, Qf Conklin avenue, j on Wednesday at the home of Mrs. G. > \valk with him a short time before. It passed on our side of the street. j John A. Schlotterbeck returned to town on Tuesday, from j Swartwout, of Brookside Place. j was, to be exact, only some four years They marched two abreast, looked Maine. ago, when he was a speculator, doing ragged, some without a shoe to^ I Prime Meats and Poultry Alton Kinmonth, of Central avenue, a bit of training for Jack Dempsey. then- feet, and most of them rap- | BROADWAY —:— HILLSDALE j CLOSE GAME IS recently answered the call at Bergen i „„„_„/, „„ „„* ped up hi their blankets. Wash- 4 meeting of the Sun Dial Garden ^ - .3 -u tie coaseu me out ! DROPPED BY SOXClub will be held on Monday evening-, Pin^solat^ HospitalHospital, ^ OradeOradeUU. ington then, and for some time t Phone Westwood 1S3 September 14. remember it. A fallow has to take a previous, had his headquarters at present epidemic of infantile paralysis. the residence of Mr. Peter Zabris- (continued from page 1) I little rest after a walk such as that. Mr. and Mrs. E. Smith, of Broadway, Alton was a victim of this dread dis- kie, a private house, now called But, after all, he was my host and, if Al. Tieleman is playing a good game recently enjoyed a, motor trip through ease fifteen years ago. "The Mansion House," the supplies i TAILOR—CLEANER he was set OE w._ Iking all the time, it these days. the Adirondack Mountains. for the General's table being fur- I HERMAN WEISS The Inter-Boro—not the subway, but Mr. and Mrs. T. A. Weston, of Large was only polite to go with him. Be- nished by Mr. Archibald Campbell, the ball team—under the management avenue, with Mr. and Mrs. J. Beuer- sides, Rolfe, the German police dog, the tavern keeper. The next eve- ! Suits Made to Order Clyde Strohsahl, of Central avenue, lein and family, of Westwood; also of Frank Garcin, will meet the Blue has "been vacationing on the Jersey voted emphatic:! !Iy, with voice and ning after the Americans had !•• From $22.50 Sox at the end of the current season, their guests, Mr. and Mrs. W. Gar- tail, in favor of the proposition, so passed through, the British en- in a game series for the benefit of the uhore with friends. dener, W. Gardener, Jr., Miss M. Klein, ! PARK STREET HlXLSJBAiE they were two to one. camped on the opposite side of the Tel. Westwcod 2386 unemployed. TT -ur «, o^ riO1,
flowed around them in rivers brown as mud. The young Frenchman who BLACK SEAL IN FAVOR had married Adeline because to him Word from a Vacdtiotiist j Larry Ramsay Saved S THE she was a flower almost too sweet to pluck, pulied in the beginning against I Girl's Beads * the drag of this environment. CRANDALLS But In the end he, too, began to By LEETE STONE succumb. -S-SX X » " T. K3H - AND THE By the time Adeline's baby girl was (Copyrisbt.l born, the young pair were part and r AERY RAMSAX was one of the parcel of the house located on Witte- *-* best of university specimens, wi»v STENDHALS gar street. possessed a generous income and a It cannot be said for Jacaues Stend- •#*****- thirst for first tend glimpses of ail hal that he was of the stnfl: that par- By FANNIE HURST the seven seas and the countries that ents would select as the husband,of a are scattered on their shining sur- loved daughter. He was a frail fel- faces. Larry was an idealist, too: (21 by McCl-ure Newspaper Syndicated low, probably in character, too. A con- about life, women, horses and dogs. (WNTI Service.) stitutional dilettante, unstable by na- Font! of ail four, he was nothing less ture, playful, and in a way that was HE house of the Crandalls in than particular in his choice of per- forever to be adorable to Adeline, de- sonal favorites. Wittegar street was one of those pendent upon her for decision. massive briek-and-stone affairs T Then, too, he loved her. There was Aboard the steamer Gatatia, Ply- that looked as if it had been no doubt of that This volatile mouth and Havre: bound, from Ne«" built and passed on for a few gener- Frenchman, fall of traditions that were York, be was chatting sociably with ations from father to son. And so it a typical globetrotter the third day had, except in the case of the Crandall alien to the very life and being of Adeline, had one quality of stability out. This chance acquaintance was of branch now in occupancy, it had been the type that are never seen without a case of from father to daughter. that was impeccable. He loved Adeline. their black or tan cased glasses strung Martha Crandall had married Deep- over their shoulder; their snapeless ing Johnson in her father's home and It was curious, but within that household, slowly, surely, steadily, as cloth hats and their tan belted fop- remained there after her marriage, coats, the pockets of which are usual- and after the death of the elder Cran- relentlessly as the progress of a Greek drama, unspoken plans for the destiny ly bulging. with the kniekknaeks of dall. world travel. Martha Crandall Johnson's daughter I of Adeline Stendhal began to shape I themselves in the mind of Martha "Know England at all?" the older Adeline had been born in that same man inquired idly between puffs of house, in the same stodgy, high-ceil- Crandall and her husband Deeping Johnson. the inevitable shipboard pipe. ing, wainscoated bedroom in which "London—a little," Larry respond- she herself was born. This catastrophe that had come to them was not to be borne. This frail, ed in the same key. It was a somber house, heavy wood- "You're an appreciative sort," the work, wooden pillars between arch- blond, volatile, young outsider, with the stage-like name of Jacques Stend- Bedfim stranger pursued, "I'd like to warn ways, folding doors, long halls, pier- hal, music teacher, was not to be en- you not to miss the quaintest town in glasses, hot-air furnace, push window- Cornwall—or for that matter in all hangings, balcony-fronted china clos- dured within the substantial walls of ho ThornfortW/ the Crandall mansion. England. It's got the most beautiful ets, hatracks, what-nots, great bronze name there is ... LostwitMel . . . figures for bric-a-brac, and a bronze And it must be admitted, that as pronounced Lostwith-eaL You lose the clock with two bronze warriors for the time marched on, Jacques himself
AFFLICTION CAUSES | THOSE ODD CHINESE EARNINGS FOR 184 - PATIENT TO SHRINK I | LITTLE-KNOWN FACTS | His compass points south. . COMPANIES ARE UP Old Soldier Loses Ten Inches & India contains more dairy X His mourning color is white. Jv cows than ao"v other country, •** Reports for Sacond Quarter lillsdale Social News in Nine Years. Shew an Upward Trend. He puts MB hat on in salutation. When the air is calm bees fly Telephone Westwood 2204 SawteHe, Calif.—In. nine years Joe His left hand is the place of honor. •:• at a speed of about 15 miles an A New 1'ork.—A distinctly better trend Mayott, a patient at the Soldier's home if hotfr-- . X in earning.? as second-quarter reports here, has shrunk ten inches. He is continue to appear is notetl by Moofly's- sinking into his shoes, and his head He faces the bow wHen rowing a || A bom flpm ~eratefl by com. | Investors' service in an analysis based Mrs Henry Jaeger and daughter ily, of Magnolia avenue, attended t_e is getting larger. Ruth 'of Broadway, are spending a few; party on Thursday, given.by Mr. and] | <• pressed air has been invented ••• ' upon results announced !>y 1S4 large Joe was horn in the Catskills, near „ . . 7~. -, ' , I X by a London suraeon. V Industrial companies, which show ag- weeks at Highland, N. Y. i Mrs. C. J. Hutchison, of _Woodcliffj South Cairo,. If. "?., a sturdy youngster i Lake, to celebrate the third birthday j He keeps out of step when walking I .*. " *j> gre.^ite profits for the June qnurter in the best of health. When war broke 35.C per cent higher than in the pre- .A cousin, Marjorie Ann Wilken, .of j off:: th theii r daughter, Betty Jean j with you. ^ ; v arinijing vvater % East Oange, recently visited Mr. andj out in the Philippines Joe went over. A combined ceding three months. The extra-sea- When he carqe back he enlisted for „. , ., , , ., 4. IV bag and food cooler has been • Mrs C L SimoBson, of West Hillsdale. j Mrs. James Westervelt, of Central His fevonte present to Us parents , £ patented by an Maho ,nvent0- $ sonal character of this advance, the ' ' ' _____ j avenue, was hcstess to the following work as a heavy-timber carpenter in is aa cou_. | .;. ^ .survey states, contrasts with a gain Foster, of New j members of her card club last Friday Panama, where he fought numerous "— ' j •!*••»• ----••••••• of only 5.1 per cent for the same cor- WonSu_- afternoon:.-.Mrs, A. Gejger, Mrs. W. | engagements with fever and heat. The children of a Chinese school j porations from the first to the second of Broadway. | gf When he came out he didn't feel study out loud, j HOW TO FAIL quarter of 1030. well. He had recurring pains in his Miss Polly Swartwout, of \ Helen Westervelt Mrs G. Covey sub- j He whitens bis boots Instead of Including 171 railroads and 40 utili- back and legs and he found that his Complain. ties which have reported on a five- is visiting with the Swart- stored ior Mrs. J. Williams. hat was getting too small. Sow, at blackening them. wont family, on Brookside Place. mouth basis, total net of G20 compa- Mrs. J. Moulton, of Floral Park, was1 fifty-four, possessed of a sense of hu- Exaggerate. nies for the first half of this year was mor, Joseph has one of the strangest The Chinaman shakes Ms own hand Mrs. Elmer G. Tewes, of Conklin agreeably surprised last Saturday eve- j Instead of yours. 44.0 per cent. avenue, is enjoying a vacation of a few ning' when a number of relatives from. I afflictions known to medical science. Be sarcastic. "Further reduction of operating weeks at Astrary Park. Floral Park. Hackensack, River Vale! .. Physicians describe, in scientific costs doubtless contributed in large- terms,- his trouble as "osteitis defor- He rides with his heels in his stir- and Hillsdale gathered at the home of ! rups instead of his toes. Be a glutton. measure to improved second-quarter A recent guest at the Gustafson her son, W. J. Moulton, of Central ave- ; manus" ana more famiiiarly as "Pa- industrial earnings," Moody believes. nue, in honor of her birthday. Mrs. I get's." Its progress ordinarily is slow home, in Glentaook: Park, was Miss Often he throws away the fruit of Be conceited. "The picture is more shadowed when Gertrude Sauter, of New York. Moulton has been v:siting with her son i and the changes are involved in the for the past few weeks. ' the melon and eats the seeds. comparison is made with the same pe- bones. The weight-bearing bones are Scorn advice. riod in 1930, and a 3S.2 per cent de- Mr. and Mrs. Charles Brietenbach, of most frequently involved, resulting in ; He laughs on receiving bad news crease is seen. Nevertheless the sub- Washington avenue, recently returned A dinner party was given by Mr. and a bowing similar to that seen in rick- Procrastinate. from a tour of the New England States. Mrs. O. S. Hammack, of the Crest, on \ (this is to deceive evil spirits). stantial average gain over the early ets, and the absorption of cartilages months of the year indicates that busi- Saturday evening. Then- guests -in- jin joints. Mrs. Alfred, Tiedeman, of Broadway, eluded Mrs. A. McArthur, of Boston;! His women folks are often seen in Be indifferent. ness has been operating somewhat left en Thursday to spend a few weeks also her daughter and husband, Mr. In 1922 Joe was 5 feet T inches tall. trousers accompanied by men in more profitably than many have real- on the Jersey shore. and Mrs. C. L. Langstroth, of Newark, In 1928 he was 5 feet. Now, he meas- j gowns.—Exchange. Praise no one. ized." and Mr. and Mrs. W. McClatchey, Mrs. ures i feet, 9 inches. [ Industrial groups which made the Mr. and Mrs. J. Meaney and family, E. Stewart and daughter Virginia, of! "I've got an occupation," he says. ] BIRTH STONES Be a pessimist. best contrast with 1930 on a half-year of town, are occupying Herman Baek- Westwood. . I "I knit women's scarfs. Imagine that, I basis included 12 automobile compa- man's bungalow, on Magnolia avenue. will you! I built a whole town once Repeat rumors. For burglars, the keystone. nies, with a drop of 19.9 per cent; Word was received this week from in Chili—and now I've got the 'some- ] drugs, with a decrease of only 5.1 pet- Mr. and Mrs. O. J. Cobleigh, of Pier- Mr. and Mrs. Frank Scott and son! thing doforniaus'—and they say It's i Ridicule others. mont avenue, recently enjoyed a vaca- cent, and biscuits, where earnings John, who recently left town to take up [pretty bad!" ' For editors, the grindstone. were off 6 per cent. Poorest results tion of several weeks at Copake, N. Y. a residence in the West, saying they j ar Break promises. were found in the case-of automobile * T-r-n J i« e comfortably located in PheonixJ For cooks, the puddingstone. accessories (with a decrease of 6S.4 Mrs. Helen Klenimmg. of Hillsdale ^..^ & yery begLumtil piacej but very| Scotchman Lives Up Refuse to learn. per cent), cement C6G.3 per cent), ma- avenue, who has been quite ill, entered i ,hQ^ 11Qa at the time- of -writing. But! For soldiers, the bloodstone. chinery (T1.7 per cent), steel and iron Holy Name Hospital on Thursday, as a _ ^ looking forward to a nice win- j to Nation's Reputation the Glasgow, Scotland.—During these Travel the ruts. i (SS.2 per cent), petroleum (95.2 per patient under observation. !ter_ Making the trip out West by car, j For beauties, the peachstone. cent) and copper (with a 1031 deficit — . • . . they covered 3100 miles. j days of fast changing records a mu- _ I nicipal- election expense record of for five companies). Air and Mrs. O. L. Simonson and j For motorists, the milestone. Keep late hours. " j §2.16 has been established. It is ex- -—• | family, of Hillsdale avenue recently Lawrence Wandell and! pected to stand as an all-time record. J For tourists, the Yellowstone. Neglect your health. ' ! attended a family reunion at The home ^ wmgx ^ m& mother m.s Lj Inglis Milton, contesting the park U. S. Has Three-Fourths Evade responsibility. j of Mr. S:monson's parents in verona.. Wandell; of Bsrgen strset> are home j ward at the recent municipal ward For borrowers, the touchstone. ! i of the World's Autos Harold Unger returned home on j again after a trip to Virginia.stopping i election, returned his expenses to the Washington. — Nearly three-fourths __. dna iv_&. a., uu—iu |\vno are vacationmg there. While in town clerk's offi.ee. Milton statea that Be a chronic grouch. | vacati0_]ng For laundresses, the soapstone. ! of the motor vehicles in the world are water Park. they stopped to' lie published no election address and — registered in the United States. This I Washington, D. C, addressed no public meetings. Work without a plan. i Mesaames E. P. Daviss, J. N. For architects, the cornerstone. | is shown by Department of Commerce T. E. Mullen and H. Schuette, of town, lived Neither, so far as he knows, did figures based on a census as of Janu- weve luncheon and bridge guests on any of his supporters solicit votes on For politicians, the blarneystone. Do as little as possible. • ary 1, 1931. World registration to- Tuesday of Mrs B. Spier, of Westwood. Miss Edith Horskey, of Woods——"! his behalf. taled 35,805,632, of which 20,097,398 Lake, was hostess on Friday evening [ Incidentally, Milton did not get a For policemen, the pavingstone. j Always have an excuse. ; were the United States. G'lb»rt- Kelly of Passaic. is visiting to a gathering cf friends, entertaining j seat in the town council. He polled : If motor cars of all sorts were even- 246 votes, while his opponent, Tietor Be a chronic borrower.—Ex- " Mr" and Mrs C Hillabrant, of | with music, dancing -and card games., For stock brokers, the curbstone. change. . ly distributed, every fifty-fourth per- _ar°-e~ avenue, this week. They all A late supper was served. Those in-i D. 'Warren, got the seat with a ma- son in the world would have one, ac-
CCH13S a story packed with power, jam- SNAPPY SAYINGS med with drama and driven through I with a motivation that is as fast mov-1 'TRADER HORN' Ing as life itself. j Gooa looks are pure, not full hands. Such, a story has been transferred to j —Syrus/ CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING M-J the talking motion picture screen in a production said to be better than the Hen don't object to work if they novel :n its scope and in its strong hu- pick it out Help Wanted Female For Sale Clever Infant Takes Fart In m&n appeal. 'ie Film of Jungle. Adventures '•White Shoulders" opens Sunday at EXPERIENCED OPERATORS, finish- 1 FOR SALE—"Easy" oil stove with oven "Night Nurse." Starring Brings Actual Sounds of Friendship grows in tHe soil of un- ers, pressers on ladies' coats wanted. j attached. Tel. Park Ridge' 365-Vsf. (35-tf I the Pases cb Theatre, with Mary Astor, derstanding. Apply Park Ridge Cloak and Dress Barbara Stanwyck. Jack Holt, Ricardo Cortez, and Sidney Life in Africa. Shop, Magnolia Ave., Park Ridge. (36 ;FQR SALE—Second .hand " lumber; Tcler heading a distinguished cast of A mortgage begins inflating as soon | cheap. D. W. Hoffman. Kidge Avenue. featured players. iFark Ridge. (36 The sweep of its locales is far-reach- as It is made. William Wellman, who directed Bar- Thrills of the wildest jungles, beasts Boarders Wanted i . ing, with scenes laid in South Ameri- in their struggles for life, savage tribes- FOR SALE—Jacobean oak bujtet, table L-?.r3, Stanwyck in "Night Nurse," the can geld mines, Monte Carlo gaining No man was ever great by Imita- Warnar Bros, picture which comes to men in the strange, fanatical and ROOM and BOARD for 1 or 2; home and chairs, S10; worth §75. Tel. West- hci-ses, Monaco villas, Parisian fashion tion.—Johnson. jwood 508-R. (34-36 ; the Paseaek Theatre Tuesday next, de- salons and New York penthouse apart- deadly rites of the juju; crocodiles, cooking. Mrs. H. N. Totten, Magnolia clares with what appears to be deep ments. rhino—every peril an explorer could Ave., Park Ridge. (35-38 j FOR SALE—2 Iron beds, complete with ccnvieticn that he has discovered a It is better to have an* open mind | face—these are filmed, with actual than an open month. i mattress and spring; very reasonable. iv:ture screen star in a five-week old I sound, in "Trader Horn," Mfetro-Gold- I Tel. Park Ridge 961. (36-37 ' batj;, one of the ten seen in a thrilling Real Estate for Sale or Rent PUBLIC AGAIN TO SEE wyn-lvlayer'3 gigantic, pageant of sav- Taxpayers are people who scold and i • — — ._ STqusncs cf "Night Nurse." 1 FOR SALE—Par of as gas outfit, first; ARMY FOOTBALL GAMES age Africa, playing at the Granada do nothing else about it. FOR SALE or FOR RENT—3 Houses, , In the 20 minutes the authorities al- Theatre. Pearl River, on September 8 7 rooms and bath; all improvements, jclass condition, large tanks. I. Sturm. lied the baby to be recorded for the and 9. Tel. 792 Park Ridge. (24-ti ej-is an:i ears of the millions, It had an The general public will again be en- Every man has to pass through ex- Zanoni Bros., Lincoln Ave., Woodcliffj FOR SALE—DAHLIAS, gladiolas, flow- o:i rub, a hand and foot print, an iden- abled to witness Army- home football But it differs from anything of the periences that test his faith. Lake. Tel. 'Park Ridge 268-M. (35-38 ! tification tag stuck on its midget back, games at West Point this fall, with the kind aver seen, for its thrills and its ers and bulbs; very reasonable. Come wonders surround a dramatic story— FOR RENT or SALE—8-Room house, see them. Park Ridge 1387-W. (35-tf: bath under a spray shower, and itsexception of the Harvard contest, ac- Don't expect much of the world, steam neat, running water, garage,! -.•eight. cording to Major P. B. Fleming, Gradu- the tale of the adventurous trader, his "White and you will be far less unhappy. chickenepop, fruit trees, big plot, near] FOR SALE—Grapes, this week; very, These operations were ;olerated with ate Manager of Athletics. Fleming apprentice, and the beautiful school. Reasonable rent; very easy reasonable while they last, at the Wal- state_J.^J d* thai5 tL lasT tL year',_s . policT- y o_Jf: adi - C^y^HrJocrrGoddess " r*rof thi-Vic*e savagsaTroweo IsorgiTe/wt . The : c-jch dignity by the baby that Mr. Well- It depends on your .grandparents terms for buyers. Call Park Ridge ker home, on Orchard St.. Hillsdale. (36 man on the following day, when a bit vance sales to ithe public would be dis-famous book lives in -actuality, as, in '371-R. (34-tf ~as to be added to the scene, instantly continued, but that one hour before the original locales of its dramatic nar- what part of your anatomy gives out FOR SALS—i Complete beds and c?J!ed for his discovery. games, tickets would go on sale at therative, it Is enacted in talking pictures. first. dressers, table and chairs; very cheap. "White Shoulders" Vigorous entrance to Michie Stadium. Jungle Noises Recorded Real Estate for Sale Bailanco, Franklin Ave., Montvale. What gives a woman real inde- From ifche pages of a Rex Beach novel Fleming also stated that preceding Not only do we hear the voices of its (36-37 - each game a full dress review of the pendence of mind is "money of my FOR SALE—-Fins corner lot near sta- entire corps of cadets would take place actors, but the voices of the jungle. FOR SALE—Diningroom table, 6 din- IOI The roars of the lions, the songs of the own." tion; suitable for business or residence. DON'T FORGET TO on the main parade ground. J. C. Storms, Park Ridge. (ti higroom chairs, coal range with hot Tl jungle birds, the eerie laugh of the water attachment, kitchen sink. Tel. j hyena and the deep throated gurgle of Living one day at a time, Is mere- DANCE AT FOR SALE—14-Acre plots, ideal for Park Ridge 885. ~ (36 Orchids Need Much Care I the crocodile—all these were recorded ly one of the many ways of eluding LEIN'S GROVE chicken farms, $100 down, $10 a month, jFOn SALE—Beautiful 3-piece livm=- Orchids, of which there are numer- Jon the spot, with the first and only anxiety. WITH 6-PEECE OBCHESTRA | sound apparatus ever taken into Africa, Near school^ and station. Q. Lips iroo m sult £oUd mah , frame° ous varieties, are the most costly of cut Woodchg Lake, N. J. (36-39 . jj _ _ Every Friday and Saturday Nignt i One thrills at the dramatic battles Prejudices of our grandfathers are als Q 9xl2 rug> brary setj 3 piece cozy flowers, for good reason. It takes ncoic sst 54 inch OLDTAPPAN, N. J. between wild beasts, out there in the particularly effective in how we ob-FOR SALE—Attractive shingled home,' > - diningroom table. seven to eight years for the plant to seaor ion jungle, where everything eats some- serve Sunday. 6 large rooms, large closets, tiled bath j Smithkowski, Chestnut Ridge, near reach the flowering stage, and in all thing else to live. And through it runs and shower, sun parlor; oak floors. I 8 s' im-31 that long period it must be cultivated the tender human love story of the boy and the girl, the young adventurer and A man who is always promising chestnut finish in livingrooms; fire/poR SALE—Perennials—Archilia, 10c under a uniform temperature and oth- place, steam heat, city water; shaded, j h, $i dozen; Canterbury Bells. 10c erwise cared for, jevjg after it begins the golden haired priestess of a savage much is always forgetting much.— eaC tribe. Spanish proverb. paved street; terms. E. B. Scott, Mont- each, $1 dozen; Delphimrms Hybrids, its single bloom" a"yearT~~-T•• --— vale. (31-tf I iOc each, $1 dozen; Gaillardia, 5c each, MOOC. The sowing and incubation of tlie RECALLING SOLOMON It is far better to be a minute or ; ; '• : 50c dozen; Fox Gloves, 10c each. $1 NEW JERSEY seeil are Sone in the laboratory 3D two late than to take chances that dozen; Hibisceus Mollow, red, white flasks or test tubes, in which the seed- AND SHEBA'S QUEEN may lead to weeks in a hospital. Wanted to Rent land yellow, 25e each; Veronica, 25c SATURDAY lings germinate under sterilized con- [clump; Oriental Poppies, Seedlings, 10c ditions. „,-. .. If the queen of Sheba could behold WANTED TO RENT—2 or 3 Unfur-1 each, $1 dozen; Peonies, white, pink, SEPTEMBER 5th It is distressing for a couple of nished rooms. Tel. Park Ridge 20. (36 jold rose, 35c each, 3 for $1; Apple. Pear'_ the million-dollar crowns, of gold which young lovers to reach the crisis in -»-• 5 ACTS were placed, October 21, upon the Plum and Cherry Trees, 5.0c each; Sad Name for Good Dog* their quarrel while they are on a Evergreens, 3Go and up; Shrubs, 25c> heads of her reputed descendants in street car. For Rent Evergreen Nurssry, Faiview Ave., Park. Nero must not have been as bad as Abyssinia, and witness the ceremoni- tradition painted him. Mcmy noble dogs Ridge. • (35-38 VAUDEVILLE ous splendor of the homage paid to Business men can't always make a j FOR RENT—4 or 5 Furnished rooms; have been named in his memory.— her country that has now been admit- Improvements; reasonable. Tel. Park! Toledo Elade. success of public administration be- ted to a seat among independent na- cause politics won't let them fire those I Ridge 20. (36 ! Miscellaneous ADOLPH MENJOU tions, she might be expected to ex- who deserve it. Pioneer High School claim, as she did in the presence of FOR RENT—House, 6 rooms ac-d bath; j SEVERAL ACSES of land for qultiva- —in— all improvements. Apply Mittag & Vol- j tion may |pe had free by inquiring at The first high school in the United Solomon's glory, that the half had not Influence of Forests ger office, Park Ridge. (35-tf [the "Local" office, Park Ridge; also States was founded in Boston in Hay been told her. But when it is remem- ; small plot" for garden, in village. CIS-tf CALL 1S21. ' , bered that one of her gifts to Solomon Proved by Experiment FOR RENT—5-Rooms and bath, steam j amounted to approximately $4,000,000, Forests influence" the amount of heat, hot. water. Call 123 Seventh Ave., IFIFR REPAIRING—Mme. Girard, 15- WHEN YOU NEED GLASSES in addition to spices of great abun- moisture in the air as well as con-or telephone Westwood 1390. (34-tf! years in business hi Paris; repairing IT LOVE" dance and precious stones, the crowns serve tlie water in tlie ground. Hu- FOR RENT-Woodclifx Lake; a-rc.m»f ^—Mri^ '^ Vanishing Legion, No. 6 Dr. F. A. Fischlein of gold and the Kaiser Wilhelm coach midity records taken by the Pacifie t and the gifts which the duke of Glou- for Mrs. Gir- Northwest forest experiment station ' 35-36 1 cester bore from the only other emper- ar.d . (34-37 SUNDAY and MONDAY OPTOMETRIST in a Douglas fir forest before and aft- or in the West would seem meager to FOR RENT—7-Rocm house with bath; i SEPTEMBER. 6th and 7th 7 Westwood Ave. er the trees were cut indicated a re- and CATS BOARDED Week- her, however lavish in the eyes of a markable difference in atmospheric garage; all improvements M. . .g . clean individual quar- mann. Tel. Park Ridge 150. or lon er Westwood, N. J. modern democracy. humidity, according to the forest serv- (MJjters. Kind treatment. LeMaire's Ken- FOR RENT—Apartment of 4- rooms j nels, opposite Arcola Amusement Park, "WHITE Though Christianity was not adopt- ice, United States Department of Ag- Office Hours: 9 A. M. to 6 P. M. and bath, all improvements; central j Tel. Hackensack 2-4669. (22-3S ed before the Fourth century, the 0rst riculture, location. J. C Storms, Park Ridge. Tel.;' ._. — :————-•" ' ' — SHOULDERS" Eyes Glasses dweller in the part of the world to be In the forested area tlie relative hu- —with— midity fell below 35 per cent in only 20 or 88. <3gtf j LAWNMOWESS, hand and power, Examined Supplied baptized as a Christian was the treas- : '—— : —__ . .—^-'sharpened' and repaired; old-saws re- urer of Queen Candaee, whom Philip one-third as many hours as in an open FOR RENT—4 Rooms, all improve- s:oothsd, sharpened; new, easy-running, Jack Holt—Mary Astor Telephone 402 ' saw sitting and reading in his chariot area nearby. After the forested tract ments; enclosed porch; near Kinder-"j lawnmowers adjust with thumo' and on the road to Gaza. So the emperor was cut over, the atmosphere above it kamack Road. Tompkins, 90 Lake St.Sguge- only, Sa's Repair Shop, Park OUR GANG COMEDY HERE I AM who kept vigil In meditation and pray- appeared to become almost as dry as Westwood. (36-37 iRidg e TeL 518. . . (19-tf- that over the open space. The tests er at St. George's cathedral at Addis i FOR RENT—Bungalow, 5 rooms and j Danger Island, No. 7 Ababa should have recalled in bis lit- showed that the removal cf the trees bath, hot water heat; garage; $50 per; Bad Break any of thanksgiving not only the queen increased the number of hours during month. Mrs. A. J. Higgins, Hillsdale.' The late Kaymond Hitchcock was of Sheba •• but also the nameless man which the humidity was below 35 per Tel. Westwood 92. (25-tf| asked .in Los Angeles one day if it TUESDAY and WEDNESDAY cent by two and one-half times. SEPTEMBER 8th and 9th who "had great authority" under was true that when he was present- PEARL KIVER Queen Candaee, who went to Jerusa- FOR RENT—6 Rooms and bath, all ed to. Queen Alexandra he said: improvements; garage; 2 minutes from BARBARA STANWYCK Tel. Pearl River 9S2 lem "for to worship" and who on his Crabs Cut Fishing Lines "Well, queen, I am sure glad to Matinees—Wed., Sat., San., 2 F. M. depot. J. B. Hering, Montvale. Tel. way back to Ethiopia went down into Crabs with bony shears cut the fish- 543 Park Ridge. - (32-tf have you know me." Every Night—7 and 9 P. M. the water with Philip and was bap- ing lines and nets of fishermen in the The comedian denied .the story. til* tized.—New Xork Times. Elbe at Hamburg, Germany. The "That would have l-een a ft:ux pas SAT., SEPT. a—ONE DAY ONLY crabs are nearly as large as a man's Fish Story or bad break," he said. "It would DOUBLE FEATURES ;_ Sst. Bathers have been cut by Hit Jimmie's sole acquaintance with have been worse than:. Cornelius "THE LAST PARADE" Rural Hygiene crabs which garb and shear througn nsh was as a commodity in a market Huck's hospitable inv'tation to hi-, city COLOR ROMANCE League of Nations experts have the leg muscles of those careless with—Jack Holt, Tom Moore—and so when his daddy took him recently guests at supper, 'Have some more, completed a project for recommenda- enough to come in contact with them. to the creek to watch some fish in folks. Ye jest got to have some more,' NEWS REEL—COMEDY "SEA DEVILS" tion to all nations of a standardized The crabs were brought to Elbe liv their native environment, Jimmie, re said. 'We're goin' tr give it to the with Molly O'Day, Walter Long system of rural hygiene. Leaguers ships returning from the Far Bast. nearly four, experienced a new sen-hawgs anyway.' " are convinced that one element in the They seem to thrive in the German Barrel of Fun—Wed. Nite SUN. and MON., SEPT. 6 and 7 sation. j present world-wide economic crisis is river, increasing in great numbers. "They were taking a bath," he ex- JOE E. BROWN in the necessity of beeping the health They cling by hundreds to the under- plained to a grownup who questioned Moons Named Months THURSDAY and FRIDAY and productive capacity of rural work- SEFTEMBER 10th and 11th "BRGADMINDED" pinnings of wharves and docks. him about the trip. The names of the Indian months or ers up to that of their urban brothers. moons were usually derived from na- v/ith Ona Munson, Win. Collier, Jr. The project provides amongst other PETER jB. KYNE'S Selfish Man Valuable Discipline ture, says Dan Beard, famous woods- TUES. and WED., SEPT. 8 and 9 things one physician for every 2,000 man in Boys' Life. Thus,, the Black- persons, an auxiliary nursing and Wilma Corcoran, the physically fit- "Josh says he's going to take up SPECIAL MATINEES BOTH DAYS aviation." feet say winter is the first moon, after "NEVER THE The most stupendous achievement in technical staff, with facilities in the test girl student at Mount Holyoke college, said at a South Sadley tea: "If he does," replied Farmer Corn- the first snowfall, the time when the the history of motion pictures! smallest rural unit to render first aid year changes. What we call January and carry out prescriptions. The "Men are nice enough to girls but tossel, "he'll learn to be a heap more TWAIN SHALL thaw they call Chinook, the thawing 'TRADER HORN" project is to be submitted to an inter- they consider them in a selfish way. coreful about keepin' machinery hi re- wind; the moon . when the buffalo national conference on rural hygiene A man said to a girl once: pair than he ever was while workin' calves are black. In speaking of spring MEET" THUHS. and FKI-, SEPT. 10 and 11 for final adoption. " 'A jolly girl is one who'll let youaround the farm." DOUBLE FEATURES kiss her. A sensible girl is one who they say, "when the geese come," Grant Withers and Evalyn Knapp in won't let anybody else.' " Appeal to Ambition June is time for high waters. July KEVIVAL OF Got Whole Owl Family and August are home days. October "SINNERS' HOLIDAY" •"Tommy," pleaded his teacher, "why At Kinston, N. C, Jacob Deavev is a real fall month, for it is the moon if and—a Comedy of 2 Many Husbands The Immediate Audience won't you practice your writing?" caught and caged a baby owl, and par- when the leaves fall. ental love resulted in catching the "Future generations will applaud "Ain't no excitement in being a "MEET THE WIFE" bookkeeper." j Laura La Plant, Lew Cody, Joan Marsh owl's father and mother. The birds your -speeches," remarked the sincere FRIDAY NITE—"BARREL OP FUN" found their offspring in the cage 'and admirer. "But you might get to be a sky- ! Uncle Sam's Battleships MARIE POLLY "Im not trying to reach that far," writer." 1 Coming—"Big Business Girl," "5 & 10" visited it at night. Deaver trapped Under existing statute laws our bat- DRESSLER MORAN the male owl and found beside the replied Senator Sorghum. "Im satis- "Laughing Sinners," John Gilbert tleships and armored cruisers are cage a mangled chicken, parts of fied if I can be correctly quoted in my His Mind Relieved earned for states of the Union; our ———7OS3OI —TO13Og= which had been thrust through the home town newspapers." Creditor—Now, look here. I want j cruisers for cities. Torpedo boat de- IOCS cage to the infant. Deaver caged the my money. j stroyers are named for. distinguished old owl and set the trap again. Tbfi Maybe So Debtor—Oh, that's all right. 1 naval officers, tor heroic -enlisted men, II nest morning he had caught the moth- Wife (after medico had gone)—The thought you wanted mine.—Stray for SPcretarlfs of tiie navy, and in u- er owl. A dead chicken and a headless doctor was very particular about Stories. few instances for United States sen- 25c & up Store §j rabbit were close by. Now the owl knowing what we had to eat. tiUirs ntid congressmen distinguished i family lives in Beaver's cage, appar- Hub—-Wonder why. Do you sup- Measurement in the-nsiva'l fommitte'es. and for dis- I. GERSTEN ! ently peaceful and contented. pose he expected us to invite him to Bobby — Please, sir, my mother tinguished inventors. Mine sweepers BROADWAY HILLSDALE dinner? wants some clothes pins. a.'e named for tl:e various birds. Sub- Yosemite Hears Hardware Man—How many, son? marines are desitrnatPd by letters and A "bumper crop'' of bear cubs is - Advancement m Mexico Bobby—Enough for a line 50 feet- numerals.. ./' reported in Yoseniite National park The .war and marine department of long. this year. Many of the proud mothers Mexico has announced that only men are displaying twins, and some trip- who can read and write will be ad- Newly-Weds Saving Her From Herself NEW STORl lets. This is a great contrast to last mitted to the army and navy, ant! He—We'll stop at the best hotel, The lata David Echiseo, at a tiai* spring, when hardiy a cub was seen soldiers and sailors who refuse to go dear. We only marry once, yon know. some'years ago wiien Isadora Duncan in Yosemite valley. The special bear to school will be discharged. She—How delightfully old-fashioned was in hard luck, said to a Kew York patrol is still functioning, and any you are, John. art critic: ( bears which damage cars or tents, or Going, Going, Gone "Isadora, like all' great' artists, Is : fire in any way a nuisance, are caught, Husbacd —From the glimpse I had A Book-Mark too generous, iker generosity is prodl-.- WITH A COMPLETE LINE OF daubed with white paint for identifi- of her this morning, I rather like our Sou—I've forgotten how far I've gal, reckless add ruinous. I think I'll cation purposes, and removed to thenew cook.^ There seems to be plenty read in this' book. dress up as a ,beggar ano* call at her lower end of the valley, away from of go about her. apartment, anfcS what I collect may SCHOOL CLOTHING Mother—Jnst look for the place the ets he various centers of activity. Wife—Xesr, she's gone. clean pnges start. keep her till ^W S another engage- AND SCHOOL SUPPLIES ment."—Springfield Union, The Blooming Desert One- of Our Special Lines Is Wo;'i Pondering Over The areas of the West which have The Aarairable Friend | HIGH GRADE SHOES AT VERY LOW PRICES If tlia tiavll. can ••Imve first cliac.ee been reclaimed by the government You care more for your friend, - Fk-tions in l:iv,-, m.a.i:tiy?Tibo'.i.i.!ied to- at enr ebiUL'en it doesn't make a'-par- irrigation projects last year pro- writes a contemporary philosopher, if day, \\'3"e Inverifed by English lawyers ticle of difference to him how high duced crops valued at $161,179,000. he has some points of superiority. But as a .means of ctirry/iii.T .ca'sas: f rorrf one 2 Cs-me m and Inspect Our Stock The work is still going on. wo build our church steeples.—Cap- not if he points out tli^ss points.—-Ar- court to'smother, w":-c:-i.ji- t!:e- courts-: per's AVcehly. kansas Gazette. , ' . • became-- e&ecDs-to -. etrciv c-tfcr-.: