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-. ' t1 \~P ATTEND VESPER SOPHOMORE THE SOU'WESTER' SERVICES VOLUME XV. MEMPHIS, TENN., FEB. 23, 1934 Number 19 Press Club Sponsors Dr. Ogden Challenges Youth To Meet The Perils Of Today Sophomore Vespers To First Annual Meet Finds Modern Young People Better Than Those Of Yesterday Be Sunday In Hardie; For Prep Editors In Many Ways Dr. By DR. DUNBAR H. OCDEN "Is the youth of today getting nearer that the young men and women to Odgen Will Be Speaker CONCLAVE T( ) IIMARRIAGE TO BE to God and religion, or is he slipping whom I have ministered in recent years away?" al..as responsive to spiritual values as THEME those of my early pastorates. BE HELD O? N Let me answer as a witness rather COUNCIL PLANS ROOMMATES IN SERVICES TO 3 Contrary to custom, both men and than as a judge. I hear much of the Recently I was minister for some ten MARCH 2 AND women will be admitted to the evil in the life of modern youth. To years in a very large Mobile church. RENOVATION QUARREL CLIMAX WEEK Men's Bible Class Sunday morning. what extent is this prevalence advanc- The outstanding feature of my work d Dr. Ogden will deliver the address. ing now? I see in the community life there was the gratification from build- OF LIBRARY Gussie's warlike and stubborn na- OF PRAYER Prizes Will Be Awardec In accordance with many requests much that imperils youth. I oppose the ing up a splendid group of young men ture has finally led to his untimely By Newspapermen by students, he will speak on "The wasting away of many conveniences and women. and tragic demise. When he was Christian Concept of Marriage." that in a measure safeguarded the For the past three and a half years Changes Will Be Means transferred to the Glee Club Will Give Two To Best Papers I have served in New Orleans, a most zoo, he was assigned to be the room- The meeting will be held in Dr. youth of yesterday. To Increase will mate of Boa, the python. Gussie Special Numbers MacQueen's classroom, zoo Palmer But I gladly bear witness to the fact perilous city for youth, but you have to go a long way to discover a immediately took a liking to Boa's Southwestern's Press Club will spo n- Hall, at 9 a.m. that the young people of today with Efficiency On Program finer group of young people bed which consists of a number of sor its first annual High School Press President David Edington an- whom I am intimately associated are than those Convention in our Napoleon Avenue Church-a soft tow sacks. He took to Boa's March 2 and 3. Appro:x- nounced that there will be a spe- finer in type than those of my young A renovation of the library has been Vesper services, sponsored by the imately steadily increasing group. bed like a duck takes to water. 25 editors have entered their cial musical program. manhood. They are more sincere, more suggested by the Student Council to sophomore class, and ending the Week papers and are ri- In addition to this, in various col- The first few nights, Boa was due to be on hand Fr resolute, and I believe, nobler. the Faculty Library Committee. of Prayer, will be held Sunday at 5 day and Saturday. Entries contin, ve leges and in young people's conferences a very patient. He gently shifted Amiel, in his Journal, says: "We The changes were suggested as p.m., in Hardie Auditorium. to come in, and the total may reach 5 I am frequently associated with large for all those who Gussie's organism to another loca- moralize history to keep history from means of efficiency Dr. Dunbar H. Ogden, who is con- before the deadline next week. so Editor Picks numbers of Christian young people who are contacted with the library. tion in their room. However, Gus- demoralizing us"; that is, we empha- seem to me to be laying hold of the es- sie became so insistent that Boa ducting the Week of Prayer services, Prizes will be given to outstandir Three distinct changes have been will deliver size the good and are skeptical con- sential values of religion in lost his patience and decided to the adddress. papers for general excellence, editorial a most brought up: the circulation desk be "Sou'wester" cerning the evil. This is well, provid- heartening way. eliminate the pest for good. The Reverend Professor Alexander P. content, and make-up. Judges will 1be ed we do not carry it so far as to moved from the large reading room The present days are undoubtedly last night that Gussie tried to usurp Kelso will preside at the Vespers, of Ernest Paccaro, Associated Press blind ourselves into the wing of the hall outside the to truth. As a matter but a vast number Boa's bed, Boa merely necked which Harvey Jones, president of the Frank Ahlgren, Commercial Appel :, Staff perilous for youth, reading room; the magazine and cur- poor News of fact the people of my youth were of young men and women, and I be- Gussie and gently squeezed him sophomore class is in charge of ar- and George Carmack, Press Scimitaar. rent news racks also be removed for far from perfect. lieve, an increasing number, are find- into the next world. rangements. Plans provide for lectures, open f the reading room as My experience leads me to believe another method of Good bye, Gussie. rums, and a tour of the Commercia-Schwinn, Cloar Selected ing a challenge. eliminating so much movement; smafl Southwestern Glee Club will enter- Appeal plant. The complete program As Assistants desk dictionaries be placed on each tain, under the direction of Mr. Frank- will be announced next week. reading table so that students will not lyn Glynn and Louis Nicholas. MUSIC CLUB STYLUS CLUB Program: Among the prominent newspape be forced to go to the one large dic- Election For men who will have a part on the pr or 23 ON REGULAR STAFF tionary at the end of the reading room. Prelude, Violin Solo - "Solveig's gram are E. J. Meeman, Press-Scimi- ALTERS PLANS TO TRYOUT 22 Mac Elder is the Student Council Song" (Edvard Grieg) Mr. Rodney tar editor; George Morris, Commercial Meadow, Hines, Dueease, representative to the Library Commit- Carnival To Baine. Appeal; Walter Stewart, Marsha Mrs. Jordan Will Sing In Men Must Have Paper By tee. Processional Hymn No. 238-"Cour- Smith, and Luther Southworth, of TI e Farley Rank High The long floor matting extending the age, Brother! Do Not Stumble" (Ar- Press-Scimitarstaff; Sam Kahn, Dav id Place of Miss Gerber March 9 length of the library hall will be laid Be Monday thur S. Sullivan). Bloom, and Capt. Enoch Brown, Co, m- Permanent Sou'wester staff has been down Saturday. Invocation. mercial Appeal staff. selected by the editor for the coming Owing to a recent bereavement, Miss of Sigma Upsilon has Stylus Club Celebration To Be Held Anthem-"Lead Me, Lord, in Thy High schools who have entered as semester. Carroll Cloar and Julia Elsa Gerber, will not appear before the selected 22 men to write for admission Righteousness" (Samuel Sebastian Wes- TIr Sou'wester goes to press ar e: Marie Schwinn will be assistant edi- music club in March as announced but to the club. Candidates may write Spring Grid Work April 7 ley) Southwestern Glee Club. Marks, Miss.; Chattanooga, Tenn .; tors. Jimmie Meadow is the manag- the meeting will be held Jonesboro, Ark.; Union City, Tenn .; ing editor. John Hines will serve as Sunday, prose or poetry in any form they de- To Start Monday Responsive Reading. Voodruff (West Helena), Ark.; feature editor; Bill Dueease as news March 4, at 3:30o, as planned, at the sire. Papers are due March 9. The HIGHEST IN RUN-OFF Anthem-"Lo, a Voice to Heaven Greenville, Miss.; Clarksdale, Miss.; Sounding" (Dmitri Bortnyanski) South- editor, and John Farley as sports edi- SAE house. Mrs. R. L. Jordan, so- present Stylus Club membership will Spring football practice will start Harrison, Ark.; Batesville, western Ark.; Fort tor. prano, will sing in Miss Gerber's stead. judge the papers March ro. Monday. Uniforms are in shape and Glee Club. Smith, Ark.; Halls, Tenn.; Black Roc Schwinn, Porteous, Crump k, Reporters will be Olga Hartmann, will be issued tomorrow Scripture Reading. Ark.; Marion, Mrs. Jordan and Miss Gerber have Those invited to write for Stylus and Monday Ark.; and the Memph is afternoons. In Charge schools. Fred Rehfeldt, Harvey Heidelberg, been closly associated for many years, Club membership are Carroll Cloar, Hymn No. 3o8-"Hail to the Bright- Tommy Fuller, Sheldon McNeil, Mal- having studied together with Frank La Jimmy Wilson, John Barnes, Robert The first few days the squad will ness of Zion's Glad Morning" (Lowell line Lyon, John Hughes, Richard Forge in New York and with Herbert Brown, Jack Crosby, Bill Dueease, go through limbering up exercises and Election of the April Fool Carnival Mason). Alexander, John Quanthy, Wiley Jones, Witherspoon in Chicago. They have Charles Sherman, Robert Walker, Rich- drills in passing, punting, and charging. Court will be held Monday in Chapel. Address by The Rev. Dunbar H. Anna Cobb Elected Alec Gilliam, Lucius Cook, Chloe given duet recitals together all over ard Alexander, Francis Benton, Mau- Light scrimmage will follow, and, as The celebration will be held in the gym Ogden, D.D., '98, pastor of Napoleon Burch, Leon Patton, Louis Duffee, Jack rice Carlson, John Farley, Duff Gaith- last year, picked teams will meet in a Ave. PresbyterianChurch, New Orleans. the south and are generally acknowl- April 7, and elaborate plans are being As Zeta Savilla Martin, and Rosine edged to be among Memphis' most sixty-minute contest every Saturday Prayer. Secretar y Crosby, ar- er, Alec Gilliam, Harvey Heidelberg, made. Worthington. tistic and finished singers. John Hines, Wiley Jones, Winfield afternoon. Recessional Hy.m No. 344-"Christ Julia Marie Schwinn, Clark Por- Anna Louise Cobb has been elect,ed Reporters still have opportunity to Herbert Summerfield, one of the best Quails, Jerry Porter, Richard A. Thom- Coach Haygood will endeavor to de- Is Made the Sure Foundation" (Henry treasurer of Zeta Tau Alpha in platce work up to berths as assistants, and all known and most gifted pianists in the as, Young Wallace and Herbert Wil- velop a strong passing attack to take teous, and Charles Crump will com- Smart). Benediction. of Margaret Drake who left at mi d- will be given consideration when rec- city, will accompany Mrs. Jordan, and liams. advantage of the new rules which re- pose the election committee in charge term. ommendations are made for next year's also play a group of piano solos. Mr. Each member of the club read an peal the five-yard penalty for two in- of Monday's election. Initiation services for Evelyn Chai m- editor. Summerfield is the official accompa- original composition at the meeting. complete passes in the same series and Girls will vote for boys hers, Frances Flournoy and Saraah nist at the Memphis College of music which allow one incomplete pass into and boys will vote for girls. Each student will Swan Mystifies Gracey will be held at the lodge ne having charge of the classes in accom- the end zone without loss of ball. Tuesday evening at 6:30. Followied panying there, as well as The kickers will work on the new vote for seven. The two boys receiv- Jean Bvars Gets teaching ing the most votes will run off Tuesday Chemistry Studes by a supper in honor of the new init piano. Recently he was the piano so- Players Plan Big method of punting now permissible. for King, while the two top girls will ates at which time the ring for the be loist at the Auditorium'Sunday concert. One back holds the ball while another Chi OOst Bracelet engage in a run-off for Queen of the First year Chemistry students were pledge will be presented. He is director of the Gayoso Hotel En- Auditorium Play takes a running start and attempts to court. Printed ballots will be passed entertained Wednesday Annual Sailor Party will be ne xt semble, pianist of the newly organized zoom it far down the field. by Dr. Swan, Jean Byars, Chi Omega out, separate colors for eds and co-eds. who in the role of Thurston, Friday night at lodge. pledge, was Memphis Symphony Orchestra (Joseph The Southwestern Players have de- And Coach Miller will gently urge the magic man, gave an astonishing and amus- given the bracelet annually awarded Henkel, conductor) and has been the cided to put on a big play this spring the linesmen at the buckboard to "get Carroll Cloar, Joe Moss, and Julia program director similar to the one produced two years down there and DRIIIIVE!" Marie Schwinn are in charge of the ing "three ring circus" of experiments to the outstanding Chi Omega pledge of the Ensemble Club on the Tri-Delts Charter for six years. ago at Ellis Auditorium, proceeds from program for April 7. nature of Phosphorous. at the banquet tendered the actives by Working miracles in all parts which will be given to the school. David and Andrew Edington are of the Showboat Tuesda V the pledges Wednesday in the lodge. Plans as yet are very vague, and it in charge of decorations. room, the good Doctor had the studes Tri-Delta haschartered Capt.Menkee'sShe succeeds Savilla Martin, who won is not definitely known whether the Alumni Magazine groggy and open-mouthed with such Other than that the program will be revelations Hollywood showboat Tuesday nighht.the right to wear the bracelet last year. Library Gets More use of the auditorium can be obtained. as phosphorous burning As usual, there will be a To an interesting one, the details of the with a bright flame preliminarry Pledges were required to do stunts The play also has not been chosen, Be Interesting in water, mixtures bombardment celebration are being kept secret. of peanuts, pop-corn, et c., at the will of the actives. Good, New Books but a play reading committee has been of phosphorous and other materials followed by a collossal, that burst into stupendosus, Initiation plans have not yet been appointed. The committee consists of: The quarter's Alumni Magazine flame on the word amazing "Presto," performance. divulged by Chi Omega, but pledges The "cream of the crop" of the new Julia Marie Schwinn, John Hines and promises to be one of the very best smoke rings blown by a Tri-Delta invites all Southweste rn will be inducted in the near future. library books this week is The Man Norma Lee. numbers that has ever been published. A.O.Pi To Initiate chemical "Frankenstein", and an ex- to attend. Tickets may be purchaseed of the Renaissance. Ralph Roeder, the In fact, the editor acclaims it a "new plosion, not only loud enough to wake from any of the Delta Double Ditto,es. author, has brought Savonarola, Mach- deal" in the way of Alumni Maga- Three On Monday Houts and Sawrie, but to also cause Dunlap Honored iavelli, Aretino, and Castiglione vivid- zines. There will be a new cover de- Dr. Huber to shake on the third floor. ly to life. These four lawgivers live Scene At The sign which was drawn up by Russell Most of the experiments Johnson Elected Richard Dunlap appeared yesterday Dorothy Ann Ferguson, Elizabeth were per- in a brilliantly painted background. Perry and Prof. McQueen. It will be formed with the assistance of a smoke Don Johnson, Sigma Nu, has beien wearing the purple and white of Harvey, and Mary Walton Sohm will This is 5oo pages of rich and a 32 page number. The magazine will screen which was virtually incapacitat- elected to the Panhellenic council. I-lIeSPHINX, men's interfraternity engag- College Club be initiated into AOPi Monday eve- secret be out Saturday, and as it will be of replaces Bill Cobb who completed wotrk organization. ing reading that will stick a long time. ning at 8 p.m. ing every one present until the heroic He is the sixth man and Comedy, interest to the students, copies will be Shannon on his degree. American Style by Jessie The fourth estate at play, Mary Tay- An elaborate banquet will precede Fisher fought his way through second sophomore to be brought out. the flame-and Foust, author of Chinaberry Tree and lor and Jimmie Meadow-Nick's titian- placed in the dorms, the social rooms, the initiation. Mary Laughlin will act opened a window. Plum and the library. The feature articles Bun, is the story of seven people, topped successor kittening away at the as toastmistress at the banquet and pre- will include; Stewart College: "A Male Correspondent Criticizes strong, normal, and intelligent-who keys with Dunlap barking happily- side during the initiation ceremonies. found their strength for happiness Civil War Episode." This is a story Evelyn Gragg's new best one sight for Sarah Naill will present the pledge strongly complicated; the about Southwestern during the Civil Virginia Hoshall Paper Edited very course tired eyes-Rumors of the maestro's ring to the outstanding pledge of this By Lynx Co-eds of their existence warped and War, and the distort- marriage into the Kappa Delta fam- part the students played year's group-with the award based Honored ed because in it, written By KD's the world could not over- ily-Walter May's date' gone but not by Prof. McIlwaine. on scholastic achievement, extra-curri- Despite Red Ink, Paper Receives Much Favorable look their color. forgotten-Rasberry dancing with dif- Another article is entitled: "A cular activities and sorority spirit. Virginia Hoshall has been selected Comment And Discussion The Village, by Ivan Bunin, won ficulty-Duffee's two-pants suit-Var- Glimpse of Cambridge University." the Nobel Prize for 1933. ner versus Haygood and Smoke Gets In This was written by Dr. R. A. Webb, as the best all-around pledge by Kappa For "Southern So! They actually got out a paper cause him to lose the April Fool Car- atmosphere," one Your Eyes-Earl Christian's hauteur, 'ro, who, as lecturer of pathology, has Christie Delta and was awarded the locket bear- should read Old Louisiana; and for the distinction of being the only Amer- Appointed last week! It was more than your cor- nival Election. My dears, don't you Nelle's dignity-Peggy and Bob. Lillias ing the coat-of-arms after the initiation the more historical facts, Four Cents ican lecturer at Cambridge Eleanor Christie has been appointed respondent could possibly imagine but realize that it was a Kappa Sig who Special Student Assistant in the Path- services held Monday night. ' they did! Of course you realize we are instigated the idea and that Tate An Acre, which is a story of the Louis- Richmond '27, of Memphis, has writ- ology Department of the University of Others initiated were: referring to the co-ed issue of The couldn't have asked for better pub- iana Purchase. The first of these is ten an article: "International Book Catherine Orr, Tennessee. Eleanor Coppedge, Betty Sou'westler, which was so hot that they licity? by I.yle Saxon and the latter by George Lynx Calendar List," in which she reviews recent in- Ann Lea and Oudard. She begins her duties July a. Margaret Lueck. even printed it in red ink. Dumbest column in the paper was, Friday teresting books of all types. Other historical books in the form There will be a double page feature The prize package in the paper was, we humbly thought, the Tit-for-Tat 6:3o-Prayer Service to us, the resemblance of Harvey Jones affair which merely repeated a few of biographies are Mary, Queen of of pictures of children of alumni. Co-eds Look Back On ("Handsomest Boy) to "Snake," our completely-worn-out notes on the eds Scots by Linlater; Jefferson, Friend of Saturday There will be many pictures from all Edition, France, by Meade Minnigerode; parts of the United States. A ice-wagon driver and that of Harte of the campus (altho there were about An 9:oo-Bowery Dance write Thomas ("Most Popular Boy") to the five good ones and new). The prize American Colossus, the singular career up about Dr. Erskine Brantly, '73, who Relieved That Job Is Over of Alexander Hamilton, by Ralph Ed- Sunday is the oldest title of Handsomest (in his picture). went to the remark about Lucius Cook. living graduate of South- ward Baily. western will be a Ella Kate Malone looked ravishingly We liked especially: "We Dedicate There is also a new biog- 9:oo a.m.-Southwestern Bible Class feature. The maga- "Office Boy" Returns To Editorship And Co-eds zine beautiful, and Priscilla Painter as if To," "A Toast," "Ain't You Got No raphy of Alfred E. Smith, by Henry 5:oo-Sophomore Vesper Service will also include campus notes of various activities of the students and Glad To Resume Normal State she had just pledged herself to a life Valentine?" "Feature Writer Knew F. Pringle. Books on art are Handbook Monday faculty. There will be athletic write- of social service. All of course as for- Popularity Candidates," "Poet Scraps," of De- sign and Devices 2:oo-Chi ups, and class While all the campus is still buzzing They talked big about what they would eign as possible, to their individual and the titles for. "Just a Bit of Dorm (beautifully bound) Omega Meeting letters written by cor- respondents telling of the activities of over last week's edition, "The office do when in charge personalities. Mac Elder's photo seemed Life." by Harnung, and Estimates of Art by 2:oo--Tri-Delta Meeting of affairs, but they Mather. Banquet and boy" resumes his seat at the editor's must admit the responsibility to say, "If I pass all my work this Breeziest thing in the paper was the 6:3o-AOPi Formal weighed desk and thinks longingly of the short heavily on their beautiful white term, I can enter Junior High in the Greek For biology students ther is A His- Initiation shoul- Brawls column whose main fault "vacation" he enjoyed. As a matter of ders. fall." tory of Fishes, by J. R. Norman. 7:3o-Kappa Sigma Meeting. It was much more work than was a lack of clarity and a general fact, it was rather a comedy than a Outstanding among the witticisms verboseness, in spite Challenge of Humanism by Mercier ATO Meeting. play-and more worry than fun. of its curtness. vacation, to sit by watching the co-eds The honor (Oh yes, there WERE some) was a Booze Hues was interesting if asi- is receiving much favorable criticism Kappa Alpha Meeting was a glorious one but tear their hair while trying to answer remark that smacked, to us, of a certain ninely titled and Co-Ed's Diary would at present. Sigma Nu Meeting. the trials were many-printers ink Tall Tales of the Kertucky Moun- all their questions, write a little, proof doesn't resemble L'Heure Bleure in ed on the campus, "Southwestern: a have been clever if it had not obvious- PiKA Meeting. tains by Percy Mackaye; The Enor- read less and, during it all, stay in a any way and it will take weeks to place where they slap you on the back ly suffered from the editors' blue pen- Tuesday when mous Room, by E. . Cummings; and somewhat good humor. He might have have again nails worth manicuring you are face down in the mud." cil. well said, "Now you know my life" but after That IS Testament of Youth by Vera Brittain 7:3o-TNE Meeting all that typing, and typing, and witl In spite of the fact that "Annual Kappa Alpha Alumni Association he managed to refrain. He might have The Kappa Sigs were are admirable works of fiction. 7:3o-Glee Club typing. very griped Prayer Week to Begin at Monday will entertain the active chapter to- asked "aren't you having fun," but if The worried because it was ALVAN'S pieture that looks haven't departed Chapel Service Hour" was given a po. Wednesday night at the University Club with their he had someone surely would have yet, but someone had sat so demurely on the valentine where sition next the nerve to re- to and under the gay pop- PiKA Initiates Sxoo-Ministerial Club Meeting annual stag banquet. laughed him out of the office-with mind the co-eds formerly had reposed Kay Francis in ularity contest story, headline, that they may be and plc- PIKA announces the initiation of 4*ao-Kappa Delta Meetng SDiaber will not begin until 8 p.m., words. called into service again for the next a velvet evening own They laimed tare, we thouht the issue as a whole Charles Barton Manning Garrett and 7:o-SA Meeting. ntorde not ra re with attend- The co-eds did expect to nladulge in special issue. The responsive hra ithat making fun of their hero w ld was the et of the year. Emerson. The* -c at the prayer me ic gapt Sport atthe. xpse of the eds. med. up aimmediately-. otank you, -'t - :

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4~~~; -44 4.,. 4 4>' 44 . '44 ;~-4 , ' - , . ~ ' 4 '~ ' ' ' "'> ' "' ' Page Two THE SOU'WESTER 1 ~ _ _I__ _1__1 _ ~_____~~_I _I ~__ 111NH 1111g 111111o. 111N1111M M1111111o 11U 111114 111011111111111111111111111111111114. 11/1 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 111 WHOW Dial Article Poet Scorner w HO'S W HO LE Dr. Theodore Johnson, head of the THE SOU'WESTER I Just a Bit of Dorm Life English department, will be the con- ..lii """ ...... I ii i ...... i i " l,.....ll l i i , . i i.niii...... i... i I... Katy Davis got her high school edu- Published Weekly By the Student Body of Southwestern, the College of tributor to the Southwestern Dial, next PREFACE cation at Blytheville, Ark., and the Mississippi Valley, Memphis, Tenn. Mem- Sunday. This feature appears regu- phis. Her real name is Catherine. larly in the magazine supplement of Evergreen Hall Stewart Hall Whatever this poem may have (it is Since enrolling in Southwestern three the Sunday Commercial Appeal. - Entered as second-class matter at the postoffice at Memphis, Tenn., Just the usual things happening: Everything has about settled down my first published effort) is due to the and a half years ago, she has been Dr. Johnson's article will be on the under the act of March 3, 1878. Earl Christian continues to haunt the again in Stewart Hall and things are fact that it was written in considerably very active in various phases of col- late Stella Benson. Miss Benson was Chi Omegas, Ned Wright does us the back to normal. We are proud of our less than 30 minutes. I flatter myself lege life. record of no Road Scholars due to a well-known author. Vol. XV MEMPHIS, TENN., FEB. 23, 1934 No. 19 favor of dropping in some times, Clark that, while confining myself to the tra- She is a Kappa Delta. At present Porteous and Jimmie Meadow don't exams. The fold has been increased ditional sonnet length (s4 lines) I have she is secretary and treasurer of the mind giving us a break while on their with the arrival of Billy McCathy. He evolved an entirely new and original EDITOR-IN-CHIEF ...... Clark Porteous Senior class, president of Cap way to the printer's, Howard White is rooming with Wilson, but may turn rhyme scheme; and, while the content and is president of the Junior class at pres- Gown, and secretary of the Honor ent, a member of the Student Council, Room 202 Calvin Hall-Phone 7-9279 can be heard yodelling "Kate out all right in spite of this. Otey" is not entirely new, you will see that Council, of which she has been a mem- "S" Club, Honor Council. most any night, and between week-end Stewart uncovered a new vocalist I have shown great originality and in- EDITORIAL STAFF ber for three years. She is a member He has been a mainstay of the Var- visitors and the eternal ringing of the last week--one who can compete with in my arrangement of these genuity of the YWCA Cabinet. She has been sity Footballteam for telephone the girls' dorm is going bats. Ned. "Toto" Houts can render "Din- elements. the last two years Carroll Cloar and Julia Marie Schwinn, assistant editors; Jimmie Mea- counted among the ranks of the South- and will captain next year's eleven. dow, managing editor; John Hines, feature editor; Bill Ellie Powell's family visited her last ah" in a way to make the original Dueease, western Players for several years and Mac was the only Junior tapped for news editor; John Farley, sports editor. week-end and showered blessings upon "Toto" green with envy. Incidentally, Blue shadows, cast by a purple moon; us in the way of food, and Mary Mc's Houts is the latest Stewartite to suc- Ecstasy of a nightingale on a night in is on the Panhellenic council. ODK this year. He was voted the best She has also been, at odd times, a REPORTERS: Olga Hartmann, Fred Rehfeldt, Harvey Heidelberg, Tom- family supplied the dorm with cumb to the charms of the fair. sex. June; looking boy in his class last year and maga- member of the my Fuller, Sheldon McNeil, Malline Lyon, John Hughes, Rich- zines-who wouldn't rather read than Houts has recently joined the ranks of choir, singing alto, so- only last week he won the much de- ard Alexander, John Quanthy, Wiley Jones, Alec Gilliam, Lucius Dreams, obscured by an opal mist, study anyway? High, Wilson, and Pickens in showing prano, and baritone, as the occasion served title of Best-All-Round Student. Cook, Chloe Burch, Leon Patton, Louis Duffee, Jack Crosby, Rosine Of knights and loves and ladies fair demanded. the unmistakable symptoms of another as silver sheen He is active in the Political Science Worthington, and Savilla Martin. Nor must we forget the Spanish club. Club, Law Club, and is a member of case of "honey-bee." Of jade, and amethyst, and emerald BUSINESS STAFF Robb Hall Big Mac's cousin has moved her ad- green and turquoise She was inducted into Senor Storn's Alpha Tau Omega. exclusive organization last year, and Mac is conscientious, BUSINESS MANAGER...... dress and failed to notify him where Of billings and cooings when birds in- and a hard ...... Alvan Tate as Benjamin Franklin said, "Prince" Heidelberg, the Robb Hall she has moved. Mac is plunged into sist "Once a worker, whether it be on the gridiron 209 S. McLean-Phone 7-3958 debutante, Spanish clubber, always a Spanish or is now convalescing from a grief and is now Their loves never die, though we know in the classroom. He is immune turning listlessly to clubber." She is an CIRCULATION MANAGERS...... Duff Gaither and George Willis dental operation a few days ago in his studies. Next spring they'll have another beau APO and no one to the wiles of women-with the possi- Clarksdale. It seems that as a result will deny the fact that she is a big ble exception of a Kappa Delta. ADVERTISING SOLICITORS...... Harte Thomas and Louise Carroll Or sweetheart-at anyrate, a mate. of his flitting about from one social The Amite Antelope, "Blind Annie" shot on the campus. Newton seems to be again essaying the The liriodendron nods amid the tropic function to another last week, he de- "Ole Ox Road." Watch for him Sat- flowers All copy for publication must be in the Sou'wester office by 12 noon veloped a serious case of "sweet tooth" MacLEMORE ELDER urday night at the Bowery Ball. You and I, my love, can waste the THEY'RE THE TALK Wednesday preceding the appearance on the following Friday noon. from eating an over-amount of cook- pungent MacLemore Elder, though but a Jun- Incidently, Mac Given's old room hours ings and party mints, and had to go Lolling in the shade of trees, where ior, has already attained a lion's share OF THE TOWN- has been fumigatd and Stewart Hall A subscription to the Sou'wester is $3 the year in advance. to Clarksdale to have the "sweet tooth" nothing can us sate- of honors. During his Sophomore year Those Pig'N Whistle extracted. is again the pure, sweet, clean home 1111...... What the hell is this, an advertising he was president of his class and was Barbecue Sandwiches "Burrhead" Pfrangle is still suffer- of the social elite of the college. scheme? awarded the cup for the Sophomore DRIVE BY FOR LUNCH- ing from effects of the "S" Club initia- No, no, no, no,-a Dicky Thomas nearest approaching ODK ideals. He STOP BY AFTER THE SHOW LIBRARY IMPROVEMENTS tion last week. Things got so hot for Cloar Pictured dream! the Burrhead that he had to resent the use of an electric fan to cool him off. Ready To Study SIG'N WHISTLE "Kisses are like pickles in a bot- GAS WITH FORMER LYNX In a recent meeting of the Student Council, several changes in Tom Jones, Robb's hermit, has Sits down and opens book and note- tle, the first comes hardest and the FOOD-SODA the Library were suggested. We think some of these are worthy of turned sculptor of late. In his spare book-clears throat, so vociferously that A City Service Unit restare easy to consideration. Our Library could easily be made a more efficient place moments, Jones fashions all sorts of books tremble back in stacks-begins get." Ave. Which goes to prove that the ex- Corner Madison & Cooper 1579 Union images form paraffin and soap. He to read and take notes-pencil Herbert Hood., Jr.. to study. being in Roy Wenzler "Red" Forman and his co-worker, "Herman" Sherman hand, it automatically traces a carica- pression: Cool as a cucumber," is not I . Mr. Change of the desk and Card Catalogue to the outside reading so hot. are seriously considering applying their ture of Dr. Townsend room, preferably near the entrance, in the present riding a tricy- Honors reading art to a commercial advantage. cle-sniffles and starts reading-jumps room, would work for more efficiency and less disturbance in the as if startled and frantically pulls out reading room. At present, students come and go through the entire a scrap of paper, scribbling down the library, and the assistant must go and come to get the books. Speedier Calvin Hall germ of an idea (a putrefactive bacte- service and less disturbance for conscientious students would be the ria germ because all his ideas are rot- A BETTER We POSITION result. are very glad to welcome back ten)-turns first page of book as bell to Calvin Hall Bobby Scott, who left rings-mutters: "Aw Heck, I don't Another improvement would be the transfer of periodicals to the us for awhile, but decided to come need to go to Spanish, I'm makin' a YOU CAN GET IT outside reading room. Leave the inner room for quiet study and back. 'B'." research work. Bill Gee was in quite a twit last Hundreds of teachers, students and college graduates will earn two hundred dollars or more this week-end. It seems Dictionaries should be placed on every reading table. Few will that his roommate, "Why do you look so pained?" summer. SO CAN YOU. Hundreds of others Dorsey Barefield, will secure a better position and a larger salary for next plow through the ponderous tomes that stand in came back from the "I'm lazy." an isolated corner of "S" Club initiation with some year. YOU CAN BE ONE OF THEM. Complete information and helpful suggestions will be mailed strange "What's that got to do with it?" the room to look up a word. One of the best ways to acquire a good and terrible odor that persisted in lin- "I'm sittin' on a cigarette." on receipt of a three cent stamp. (Teachers address Dept. T. All others address Dept. S). vocabulary is to look up every word that you are unfamiliar with. gering on, in spite of Lifebuoy, hot water, etc. Lastly, the quiet rule should be strictly enforced. Carpets are MONOGRAMMED being provided which will eliminate noisy footsteps. If the students Our heartfelt sympathy goes to Be- CONTINENTAL TEACHERS AGENCY, INC. will refrain from unnecessary conversation, the atmosphere thea who is rooming with John, the PLAYING CARDS 1812 will be goof, Downing Street Denver, Colo. more conducive to study. Streete. He can't last much long- $1.25 er. He's already saying Covers the ENTIRE United States "Be Do" and FOR TWO DECKS "Many hours." Last week he swapped rooms with Moss for a coupla nights, School Officials! You may wire us your vacancies at our expense, if speed is urgent. You will re- ARE FRATERNITIES ASSETS? just to escape Streete for awhile. S. C. Toof & Co. ceive complete, free confidential reports by air mail within 36 hours. Ask Dickie who he's got a date with Dr. Diehl, speaking on the subject "When is the Fraternity an for the 36 Club dance. Raford's going Asset to the College?", quoted Pres. Frank L. McVey, University of too, but we don't have to ask him who he's going with. Kentucky, who said, "Any fraternity or organization which raises Then there is the story about Can- problems within the institution does not justify its existence." non who wanted to show off his ping Pres. Diehl went on to state that a fraternity is an asset to the pong prowess at a certain girl's house college when it recognizes and appreciates the ideals of the college and she beat him 6-i. and cooperates in carrying out those ideals. He said that many colleges did not seem to have formulated their ideals with any degree of Patronize definiteness, but Southwestern some 12 years ago adopted and an- nounced very definite educational ideals, that it had determined to Southwestern lay the emphasis on quality, and that it was the sworn foe of mediocrity. Barber Shop Loading a pipe, son, Southwestern holds aloft the twofold idea of scholarship and character, and seeks to develop trained minds, which are imbued with 649 N. McLean the Christian philosophy of life. The institution has had before it ever the ideals of genuineness, excellence, and permanence. At Southwestern there is a passion for honesty, a consequent hatred for all sham and subterfuge, and a contempt is like building for all that a is fire shoddy. It is the deliberate and expressed aim of Southwestern to function as an ideal college, where knowledge shall be exact and complete, the character robust and gracious, build and Christianity not only a welcome quest, but the Open 11:45 ". TOW iS you want to ruling spirit within its walls. WEEK STARTING MON. 1 • a fire you've got to have Southwestern fraternities should follow out these ideals. Silent the right kind of chimney, and compliance with the recent regulation regarding complete payment of Constance Bennettff school fees before initiation will be a step towards making fraternities In United Artists' you've got to have the right kind an asset. "MOULIN of wood, seasoned right and ROUGE" packed right in the fireplace. If Toxie Fortenberry with FRANCHOT TONE you've got all this, it's easy to Appreciates Your Patronage at & TULLIO CARMINITA light up. JOHNSON'S EN6RAVIN6CO.m ALL STAR COMEDY WHOPPER CARTOON BARBER SHOP QUALITY ENGRAVINGS OTHER JUNIOR FEATURES "It's pretty near the same way North McLean Ends Saturday! in smoking a pipe. Now if you've LIONEL BARRYMORE in got Granger Tobacco- the right 'This Side of Heaven' kind of pipe tobacco-any old 'TIL 6: BALCONY 15e; ORCH., 25c pipe will do. AFTER 6: BAL., 25e; ORCH.. 40e PARTNERS WITH CHILDREN 15c ANYTIME "And if you put in a pinch at a NRA MEMBER THE PUBLIC time and pack it down good and tight-the way to load a pipe-all you need to do is strike a match. "Granger smokes sweet and cool This institution is a part of the OPEN 11:45 right down to the bottom of the civic and commercial life of THRU SATURDAY! bowl. "That'spipe comfort, the community, and is inter- GARBO I tell you." THE INCOMPARABLE ested in every worthy enter- "QUEEN prise. 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r 'I THE SOU'WESTER Page Three _ __ s Battling Fishbach, One-Punch Oliver "36" CLUB HAS Yarns Of Old Southwestern . Cynthia Bray C overingTHE Have Interesting Battle Of Words BOWERY BALL Spun ByDr._Ogden In Session ampus Dear Miss Bray: By The Lynxscat Bout Won On Foul As Metaphors, Invectives, I'm merely a shadow of my former Hold Party in Germania Professors And Students Were Adept At Playing as to how I may en- TSK, TSK Sentences Fill Air self due to worry Hall Pranks On Each Other Compound He is Mac Ten little co-eds, tice the boy of my dreams. McLemore, as he let me call Charning and sedate; Battling Fishbach and One-Punch quished so easily. He wheeled on his Elder! A Bowery Ball will be given tomor- Those men who failed to appear at mate performed his little feat of crack- him at the end of the second year, is Up throbs a Cadillac Oliver battled Murray Teachers to a adevrsary who was about to finish row night at Germania Hall by the the SAE lodge after the vesper service ing it. The crash came, the egg ran And then there are eight. standstill Wednesday night in a twin him off with an eight-point argument, the thrill of all freshettes, the hope of "36" Club. A colored orchestra will Tuesday evening missed a bull-session and the room-mate, not the egg, got the Sophomores, the despair of the Ju- 6 Eight little co-eds bill at Hardie Auditorium. and began belting him in the mid-sec- play. Those attending will be: of first rank. Dr. Ogden proved to be hard-boiled. niors and the disillusionment of the Cecile 'orter with Duff Gaither. yarns before Gazing up toward heaven; As the first going sounded for the tion with some of the latest jokes. The quite adept at spinning Then too there was the story of the Seniors. Muriel Buckingham with Charles Crump. the open fire. His subject was main- Long comes an ATO, beginning of the struggle, One-punch audience-if there had been an audi- Ioyce Leigh Sadler with Howard White. absent minded Chemistry professor who Selden Ford with Fleet Clark, And then there are seven. Oliver and-we'll call the other man ence-roared its approval, and Fish- To me, he is a combination of Gene ly the professors at old Southwestern. stopped to finish a chem experiment Joan Gillette with Richard Dunlap. He told one on "Uncle Bobby" who Sevoen little co-eds, Harry-rushed from their corners. Oli- bach was the recipient of boss and cat- Raymond and Johnny Weismuller, and Elizabeth Ford with Herbert New ton. after he had started to turn in a fire Ethel Taylor with Joe Moss. was incidentally Prof. Davis' predeces- Goodness sakes alive; ver rushed back to get another drink calls as he staggered around the ring after 12 o'clock a touch of Charley alarm; a "shocking" story of a visit Lucille Woods with John Streete. sor and just as fond of his little jokes. Then swarm some SAE's of water, and then came back swing- that "as now knee deep in metaphors, Ruggles (If you don't believe me ask Elizabth Rice with 31ill 'ickens. to Davidson; and the prime one on Jane Taylee with Hilliard Jordan. The fact that the same ones of these And now there are five. ing. The first round was uninteresting, invectives, compound sentences and Muff Gordon). That night when he Malline Lyon's grandfather (who was Betsy Mohead with John Utssery. appeared to come at exactly the same Five little co-eds, with each man feeling the other out. puns. mistook the street light for the moon, Mary Walton Sohm with Thayer Houts. then the Southwestern's Dr. Baker) I thought he was Clark Gable. Ella Kate Malone with fick Bunting. place in the course year after year fi- Wondering what to do; However, near the end of the round He tried vainly to ward off some of and who tried to cross a lightening bug I hurry to the library each afternoon Mary Eva Carroll with Andy Metcalf. nally made students suspicious, so they Long comes a PiKA Oliver began rushing his opponent re- the vicious thrusts with a shield of Helen Fizhugh with Cliff Mabie. and a bee to get an insect which would so that I may sit next to him. Bernice Cavette with L. A. Doffee. formed a pact to silence him. One day And then there are two. lentlessly. Harry retreated and was nonchalance and repartee which was gather honey at night. Oh well, maybe I leave my it o'clock class early so Virginia Reynolds with Jimmy Wilson. the signal was given just before the Two little co-eds only saved from pledging Sigma Nu woefully inadequate. Jerry was shout- Charlotte Serlin with Kenneth Turner. Dicky Dunlap is the fulfillment of his that I may get down to the Lair in Nelle MMahan with George Willis. expected joke came forth, and when work. Basking in the sun; by the bell. Between rounds Fishbach ing, "Fishbach asked me, 'Who was time to eat with him. My eating with Mary Laughlin with Dabney Crump. 'Uncle Bobby" cupped his hands over Up strolls a Sigma Nu massaged his partner with some of his that lady I saw you with?' and I says, Dorothy Sall with Clint McSay. then there is one. him is one of the reasons for my be- Evelyn Gragg with Jack McCaa. his spacious paunch, threw back his And choicest rhetoric and allowed him to I, 'that was no lady, that was your says coming a shadow; I am so enthralled Allete Gates with Charles Rambeau. ponderous head and roared with glee Postpone Averages One little co-ed drink another pitcher of water. "Where girl'." This was too much for Battling Edna Barker with Stuart Hull. with his presence that I can't touch a Cornelia Hennng with Douglas Partee. at his own wit, he laughed alone. It Due to the great amount of business craving lots of fun; are my seconds?" suddenly asked Oli- Fishbach and he kissed the canvas, a kute KA, mouthfull. Martha Chase with Russell Perry. silenced him. in the office at this time, fraternity Long comes ver, looking around. "Your seconds shouting "Foul, foul," at the top of his Betty Bruce with Dick Turner. But still there is one. Please help me get him by gradua- Virginia Fisher wih Bill Hawskins. Dr. Ogden also told of a room-mate and sorority averages will not be com- have flown," punned Fishbach. "You voice. Referee Benton decided that Chapmtan. One little co-ed tion (I certainly should after three Margaret Varner with Scott of his wsho had a peculiar habit of pleted until next week. know how time flies." "If I had sixty the blow was pretty foul and so award- Margaret Snyder wIth Vernon Pettt. Chewing on her gum; years of hard labor), because I do not Sally Griffin with John Gaither. breaking hard-boiled eggs on his fore- seconds, would they be minute men?" ed the bout to Fishbach. David Eddlngton. Long comes a TA'E- want to leave him alone with his sus- Sarah E. Gemmill with head. The boys would boil the eggs came back the fun-loving Oliver. SHopeBrewster with Fred Rehfeldt. 5 But still there is one. ceptibility to forward femmes. Katherine Davis with Mac Elder. over the fire in their rooms and eat Just then the bell rang for the sec- Co-Ed Cagers Elect CATHEY. Sue Jenklnson with Gordon Fox. them whenever they stayed up late BY THE WAY ond round, but Oliver, thinking it was Dear Cathey: studying. (No, they couldn't phone Dr. THE FLOWER Girls' Basketball Teams elected the The College Club doesn't seem quite the 6 o'clock dinner bell, made a bee- With the young man in question I To Meet Mac to send up two three-way bricks). following captains for the basketball Y.W.C.A. the same without Nicky and Watson line for Neely hall. Benton's long count, would use the "Lure, love and land The Y. W. C. A. will hold its reg- Once Dr. Ogden substituted a very raw BOX teams: in the band ... Ben Weddington and which lasted thirty minutes, was not method." Be alluring, then lovable, ular meeting next Wednesday in the egg for a boiled one before the room- Seniors-Margaret Heid. Kate Galbreath: two well-matched ec- sufficien to save him, so One-Punch and you'll land him. I hope you are Lynx Lair 6:oo p.m. There will be a "Say it with flowers- Juniors-Charlotte Stanage. centrics . . . Rasberry's burps at the Oliver was disqualified. a blond, Cathey, as he has a weakness speaker and an interesting program is Sophomores-Cecile Porter. But say it with ours" t table are annoying . . . The 36 club is Battling Fishbach came out of his for them. If you're not a blond-there planned. Freshettes-Jean Byars. being HOTEL DeVOY giving a dance. I'm glad they've made corner with blood in his eye. He greet- are ways and means (write me for full but CATERING TO it possible for a boy to take a date for ed his opponent-whom we shall call SORORITY TEAMS: particulars about the use of Hz2). easy to land as the rest of the fish 1153 Union Ave. get him on the beach FRATERNITY DANCES 75 cents. . . . The scrawny Robb hall Jerry-with a volley of seven-syllable Zeta-Olga Hartmann. You can probably lure him by means if you can once angling days and DINNERS Telephone 2-1 153 sophomore who has such an appropri- adjectives that left him groggy and Chi 0-Helen Gordon. of the "you great big football hero" with you, I'm sure your Call Mr. Welts-6-6800 ate name, and who pretends to have groping around the ring for words. Tri-D-Charlotte Sanage. line and you can love him at your own will be over. i Delta-Virginia Horshall. discretion. He probably won't be as C(I\' . .T...... unuu....mmu uumu.. . ~ passed out so his friends(?) have to However, Jerry was not to be van- Kappa ~ ~ carry him in, will someday discover that hollering "Wolf, wolf" is a bad policy in the long run. LESSONS IN ETIQUETTE Dear Professor Higginbotham: Sup- pose I was having the Zilches at my house for dinner. I begin carving the duck and it scoots off the platter and lands in Mrs. Zilche's lap. 'hat should ENDS I do? NO LOOSE S. MACILWAINE. Dear Mac: I'm glad you mentioned that about the duck. Very few people know what to do when they drop a duck in a lady's lap. The thing to do is to be nonchalant. Never let on you're embarrassed but just address Mrs. Zilche in your most polite man- /:ti": ner, "Pardon me, Mrs. Zilche, but could I trouble you for that duck?" f..I Dear Professor: Is there any limit to the number of peas one should get on a knife? HOWARD WHITE. Dear Howard: You don't eat peas with a knife if you've got a spoon handy. te tobacco (Send in your problems in etiquette to Prof. Higginbotham, in care of The Sou'wester. ie guarantees to answer them-no kiddin'.) ELEVEN YEARS LATER doeinotsphlout I giess you've all heard of the re- nowned Dr. Goof. Well, since both he and Ltucille were good friends of mine in college, I decided to call on them in Rosedale. I was delighted to find that Streete was just as drowsy Every Lucky Strike is made from as ever and that Lucille's blue eyes the finest tobacco and only the still retained the same sparkle of youth. I had only been with them ten minutes center leaves. Not the top leaves- when Mrs. Streete interrupted her hts- because those are under-developed band with, "It's countin' time. John." I was bewildered at this strange state- -not ripe. They would give a harsh ment hut soon found out what it meant. They opened the front door and in smoke. Not the bottom leaves-be- streamed a horde of youngsters of vary- cause those are inferior in quality. ing ages and sexes. John stood at the door with pencil and paper, counting They grow close to the ground, them. When the influx ceased he made a hasty tabulation atd announced, non- and are tough, coarse and always chalantly "They're all here." sandy. The center leaves are the I don't believe I ever have seen such an accumulation of children, all of mildest leaves, for which farmers whom had the bleary eyes and general higher prices. Only these dopey appearance of their father. John are paid explained that he had not been idle all center leaves are used in making these years, and so began telling me about his progeny. Slyly figuring that Luckies the fully packed cigarette one of the offsprings would surely be -so round, so firm-free from named John, I accosted one of them. "Come here, John." To my surprise, loose ends. That's why Luckies ever' one of them piled upon me. Streete thought that that was an awful- draw easily, burn evenly. And ly good joke and explained that they remember- "It's toasted''- for were all named John. . . he said he couldn't begin to think up different throat protection-for finer taste. names for all of them, ie did say, though, that he had nicknames for his favorites. He called the four oldest boys 3x - y,y3 VELOCITY, and AC- CELERATION, respectively. Direct from the I never did go over very big with children--they always hit me with Metropolitan Opera House things-but nevertheless I decided to engage in conversation with one of the Saturday at i:4 P. M., Eastern Standard young Streetes. "What are you plan- Time, over Red and Blue Networks ofNBC, ning to be when you grow up." I asked Lucky Strike presents the Metropolitan the eldest. "No be do," was his only com- reply. "Do you like to go to school," Opera Company of New York in the I asked the second in command. "No plete Opera, "Tannhauser". be do," was his answer. Then, believe it or not, I asked all fifteen of them a question and each simply made a funny face and said, "no be do," then ran away making queer grunting noises. I began to wonder just what the extent of their vocabulary was. Out of sheer desperation I sought Mrs. Streete so that I might possibly engage in a little intelligent conver- NOT the top leaves-they're under-devlosed sation and thus stave off the insanity -they ery harsh? that I felt taking hold of me. I found her in the kitchen where her ten cooks were preparing the evening meal. "How do you like married life?" I asked, 'The Cream of the Crop by way of starting discourse. In an- ""The mildest, smoothest tobacco" swer she focused her sky-blue optics on me and put on that inimitable smile of hers and simply said, frowning ( NOT the bottom leaves-they're Veertje Ei "No be do." (Itnst week-back to Southwestern- inaf Ur coase .- dg, ' svtl what is It like in t944?) Page Four THE SOU'WESTER _~ I I____ ...... 1 ... ,,,,,. .ItI...... GREEK GROW LS "S" Club Initiates a Bit T GREEK GROWLS IIII Lynx Eds Opine Varsity Track To Freshmen End Merely Volley-Ball Standings Six Basketball Men These five orders were founded, On Red Paper Team I. L. Start Next Week Cage Season onse after a fashion at various times and PiKA ...... 2 0 - -- Six new members were inducted into Of for purposes not yet ascertained but Kappa Sigm a ...... o the "S" Club last Friday night. Jimmy It was good; it was bad-various Varsity track season will start of- Bobcats played last-game of season Haygood, Henry Hammond and Char- they are now hallowed by time and ATO ...... I were the opinions of the Co-Ed edi- ficially next week according to Coach at Senatobia against Northwest Junior Icy Crump had Dr. Monk: "Aren't you fond of held sacred by their votaries. So here Sigma Nu ...... r charge of the initiation tion. Miller. The freshmen will College. Won by score of 3t to s . and a goodly time was had by all. Beowulf, Savilla." they are today. N on-frat ...... r work along 9 with the varsity performers and will After a slow start the Bobcats came The new men who made letters in "Oh, no. I simply detest ani- CHI OMEGA Rodney Baine paused long enough SA E ...... o to say, "Just be under the same supervision and from behind to lead by three points at basketball are: Murray Rasberry, Dor- mal stories." This assembly of curiosities is aw- a little bold." (A tip to Kappa A lpha ...... I 2 some ambitious maiden). Hiram Todd coaching. the half. 'Whipped into form the sec- are fully well known in the frat world. ond half and increased their lead. sey Barefield, Young W'allace, Bob John: "Yes, I had a little balance in said he enjoyed the pictures. He thinks No definite schedule has yet been I ,f .. 1. l ? 1".... - .. 1J Il;, -I ".. They themselves claim to be one of Dunlap Cannon was high point man rrangle, Ed Mvays, and Dick Mays. the bank, but I got engaged two months the big five. that putting pictures in the paper saves completed but it is planned, if possi- The "S" Club will sponsor a dance PiKA Leads of game, scoring 8 points. Dacus, ago, and now-" Don't forget them-and that would a lot of time, especially if one is too Frats ble, to send a team to the state meet the night of the April Fool carnival. Broadfoot and Breytspraak in second Joan: "Love makes the world go be hard to do, for there are so many lazy to read. which will be held in Knoxville, and place with six points each. round." of them. Their number "Since I'm not a literary critic, I In Volley Ball Play to arrange a meet with Vandy either second only to Miller be- There is still some advertising space John: "Yes, but I didn't think it will endeavor to make no official state- at Nashville or home. Ole Miss and Captain chosen by Coach that of the army. fore every game. Total points of in- for rent on Gauchat's jacket . . . would go round so fast as to make me Little do they realize that the strength ment," so ran the philosophy of Tom Completion of the first two days play the A. A. U. meet at Atlanta are other dividual player: lose my balance." of a sorority lies in the fact'that every- Jones. "However, I think the paper in the inter-fraternity volley-ball tour- possibilities. G artside ...... 14 body isn't to be admitted, for they se- had its good points. Marion Butler ney finds the PiKA's leading the pack. Carroll Cloar, captain of the team, lect their pledges by the Australian too, said it was good with the excep- All of the teams have played two will not be able to work out for some Brevtspraak ...... 1 o4 The clock struck twelve and one, L ap sl ey ...... Ballot system. Their aim is to find tion of one or two "cracks." games excepting the Kappa Sigs and weeks as yet, due to an appendicitis 79 WARNERS and still the boy stayed. The girl's Can no n ...... 79 more and more colleges where they can "If my name had not been mentioned the RAE's who are scheduled to meet operation undergone soon after Christ- 'A'HERE THE BEST PI('T 'REN father yelled downstairs: M ed aris ...... 74 PLA'" establish more and more chapters. Have with on the third day of play. mas, but hopes to be in shape later on "What's the matter, young man: Mac. Given's, it woudda been a D avis ...... 70 Week Stars Fri., Feb. 23 is your self-starter broken ?" you a little college in your home town? good paper," says J. Haygood, Jr. "But Results of the first two days' play in the season. Warner Brao.' laugh Riot Came the reply: "What's the diff There is a prize for the member coming from the girls I think it was were as follows: ATO's won over the Four letter men from last year's team Prospects Gloomy as long as there's a crank in the that can remember all the sisters' pretty good." Non-frats, 15-4, 15-7, and were defeat- are returning and a few of the new "I'VE GOT YOUR house ?" names. The Profs. took different views. Dr. ed by the PiKA's, i2-r5, r5-6, 15-5; candidates have begun to train. Baker, For Golfing Team Edington and Dunlap ALPHA OMICRON PI Townsend said he was sorry; he starred for the Barnes, and Hughes are among those Unless a few potential Sarazens, NUMBER" ATO's, Fishbach WE CALL SOME WOMAN AMA- Now here is the creme de la creme didn't read it. But according to Prof. and Gee showed up who have started conditioning. Jones and Walter Hagens show up With well ZONS BECAUSE THEY ARE SO -slightly sour-they have everything Monk he shouldn't be sorry 'cause Prof. for the Non-Frats, and Van Neste on the campus, it looks as though there JOAN BLONDELL WIDE AT THE MOUTH. -nice girls, scholars, activity experts, Monk vociferously replied, "My state- and Ledsinger were high point men will be no golf team for the school for the PiKA's. PAT O'BRIEN beauties, (?) and popularity contest ment would be unprintable." Lynx Social Roster this year. GLENDA winners. Their national organization Sigma Nu defeated the SAE, 15-xr There is Ben Weddington, of the FARRELL Horsense, or rather Hortense: "I just Andy Edington, after using a long , Complete For March ALLEN JENKINS swallowed one of your worms." can't aspire to the big five. They are string of adjectives, concluded by say- 10-15, 15-6 and were defeated by the Virginia Weddington's, and "Two- Non-Frats, EUGENE PALLETTE Dr. Baker: "Hadn't you better take ladies of the southern variety and are ing it was rather harsh, which puts 9-15, 15-9, 15-12; Kappa Social calendar for March is now putt" Charlie of the Tennessee Led- something for it?" so good in the south. They have a him in the same boat with Baine. Alpha took it on the chin from Kappa complete. Every week has been spok- singers, who is a charter member of lovely bunch of girls. Wouldn't you Sigma, 15-3, 15-6, and from the PiKA, en for in the Dean's office and Lynx 'Racket and Shaft,' but aside from Hortense: "No, I'm just going to let Big Mac didn't even know what the ADDED- like to join them and call the dean these the thing starve." of paper was about, but "Sir" Maxey 15-2, 15-13. students can look forward to a sorority followers of the bouncing ball, women's daughter sister? the royal game Vitaphone Varieties talked for half an hour only to say Broadfoot and Johnson starred for party every week. has few devotees, ex- There is quality, breeding, a few Lumpkin: "Where have you been there was nothing original in said pa- the Sigma Nu's; Pickens and Wright Zeta has the March 3 date. The cepting faculty members. bank accounts and lots of debutantes. hiding for the last six months?" per. Barnes agrees with Harte Thomas for the Kappa Sigs; Mills and Gary annual sailor party will be given in If you are interested in social prestige Benton: "Under the showers." when popular Mr. Thomas says "Too showed up well for SAE and Hines the sorority lodge. Chi Omega has the see the AOPi's for instructions. If Lumpkin: "No wonder we didn't you much scandal," because Barnes resents and Hall led KA in scoring. March io date reserved for a party. are none too bright, don't worry, some find you." the use of Stewd all for Stewart Hall. Opening games in the tourney, which AOPi will have a St. Patrick's Day of the dear sisters consider a (A dirty joke) little Russell Perry says I have no state- are counted on the basis of winner of Party March 17. Kappa Delta will learning a dangerous thing. PRETTY ment to make, which proves that some two out of three, drew capacity crowds have a steak roast followed by an open They are very proud of Humpko and Crosby: "Say, Streeter, this isn't people are still afraid of the fairer sex. and much interest was shown both by house March 24. maybe you can find some ad to enable chicken soup we have today, is it?" the spectators and by the hard play of SOFTIES! you to take her place on the campus. Streete: "Sure, it's chicken soup in the contestants. If you've been considered "hot stuff" its infancy. It's made from the water INITIATION There will be five more days of play in high school this is the lodge for you. in this round robin schedule in which and 98c the eggs are boiled in." (In memory of last Saturday night) 59c KAPPA DELTA each team plays every other team once. STRAND Three thousand years of civilization Here are some true aristocrats. You The shcedule for the final five days As gay as the flowers " Big Mac-"Say, you owe your seem to expire in degeneration Showing The Best Pictures florist know them, overgrown "Eastern Stars." of play is: fifty dollars, and it's my job When humanity down in an abyss is that bloom in the Ask just anyone of them about that LAST TIMES FRIDAY! to collect it from you." jerked THIRD DAY FIFTH DAY Moon White: "Congratulations (but not where they' got their ideas). Spring By friends who in fire and sulfur have KS vs SAE They have a cute lodge, and the floor KA vs. ATO on having a permanent job." worked NF vs. PiKA SAE vs. NF JOHN BOLES isn't warped anymore. ihey have In planning and scheming the worse SN vs. KA KS vs. IN plenty of room for good girls, and they PiKA Meadows: "Say, that suit is too big assignment Softies for pretty girls that for you." are not nearly so particular these days FOURTH DAY SIXTH DAY For humble freshmen who stand in make pretty faces and like Johnny Bethea: "Yeah. I bought it since the depression. They are big SAE vs. ATO SAE vs. PiKA "BELOVED" alignment to save a pretty town." shots on the campus, if you don't think SN vs. KS NF vs. KS penny. If in my home Pondering on and beginning to doubt With Meadows: "What difference does so look at all the activities they are in. KA vs. NF ATO vs. SN you come to see these versa- This much-esteemed order is not so de- At one time they have had a big dram- GLORIA STUART that make?" vout. SEVENTH DAY tile little softies be sure to atic artist and Johnny Bethea: "I'm a bigger man president of every avail- SN vs. PiKA 9 able club. They are the greatest little have, at least, 5 c with you; there than I am here." Shiv'ring KA vs. SAE joiners on the campus. in cold and trembling in fright ATO vs. KS for you can't resist yourself -- LIFE IS TOUGH ON THE MOLE. Look over the KD's, yes, look way STARTS SATURDAY in the perky affairs! over them. Beguiled by day and harrassed at night LIFE WOULD BE TOUGH ON YOU Furtive of look and afraid to glance A ('OMED)Y RIOT ZETA TAU ALPIIA TOO IF ALL THE DATES YOU For terror and fear that there in his Journalism Books HAD WERE BLIND DATES. Have you seen a Zeta lately? Have pants All books on Journalism now in the "HORSE PLAY" you noticed her proud walk and her May lurk lizards scaly or scorpions Library will be placed in a bookshelf with "Say, you got a nerve!" cried the charming smile? Don't you think she's spiny in The Sou'wester office, and may be dentist to his drill cwhen the patient good? You'll appreciate the Zetas for Or insects stingy or reptiles slimy, used by the staff and others interested Slim Summerville, Andy diqed out of the indow. they see virtue where none is present. The poor freshman mutters an incan- in the office. If removed from the Devine, Leila Hyams and They could tell you how good they are Sears, Roebuck and Co. tation tower room, they will be subject to Colonel Gaither was entertaining at and could point to thousands of prem- And consigns this ritual to deep dam- the same restrictions as reserved books, Lucille Lund his plantation for some friends. He inent members-but they don't. Why nation. and must be signed for at the desk. came out of the house and found one should they? They speak for them- of the horses tied. Calling to a near- selves. At that they have rated some by guest he said, "Say, Jonah, is that of the best ATO's and SAE's on the horse yours?" campus for their parties. Occasionally The guest answered in the negative. they say "Hi" to some of the other "Well," said the Colonel, "it must groups. be a horse of a different caller." These girls are the intellectual's al- lies, always a confidante and a sympa- Douglas Johnson: "Might I have thetic pal. this dance?" Warning! exemplary Campfire Girls Katie Davis: "Yes, you mite." grow up to be Zetas, but don't say ach year Turkey and Greece ship us I didn't tell you. Railroad Agent: "Here's another DELTA DELTA DELTA us on account of farmer who is suing A liberal minded group, they don't cows." mind in the least if you are out of the Official: "One of our trains has ordinary. T'hey are good other places killed them. I suppose?" thousands of bales of fine tobaccos_. and they feed you on that idea and Agent: "No, he calims our trains go those breadcrusts. You have a chance so slow that the passengers lean out to make a name for yourself as a Tri- the windows and milk his cows as they Delt-if you are a hustler. go by." Remember their national standing. Chesterfield usesTurkish tobacco-from Look at the chapter-they have ath- But why send 4,000 It's bad enough when they steal letes, athletes and athletes. They are Samennn Cvrna C avallaa d X htbi King Tut's mummy from his tomb, but proud of their intramural cup. miles for tobacco ? lll . uwhen Eddie Cantor steals his jokes They consider girls with bank ac- Then it blends and cross-blends them that's too much. counts-tall, thin women, or short, fat women. They span the campus. The bride's little brother gave Don't forget that new lodge and re- her away. He stood up in the member Ethel Taylor and Gemmill middle of the ceremony and yelled: Besides there is a lot of Moss and other "Hurrah, Annie, you've got him at ATO's, if interested. last." Be able to say, "I'm a Tri-Delt."

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