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, Christmas SUNY Issue Cobleskill VoL 7 December • 1984 , \ Issue 4 '\ Circulation 2,500
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1. Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer 2. The Gr inch Who Stole Christmas J. Frosty the Snowman -. <>- ~ ~ . C I .. u c: '" r .... m ing to Town J Cllliil tlllUil iil • • • i 5. M ir ac le on 34th Street J by Bev Tulley Curtis Schilling- Judy, and tilt steer ing -, J J udy St . Ledger- Curtis, el ectric penci l sharpener , and puppies 'i ", Paula Swar ts-A very special someone " Santa Trent Schriefer- F requent Sex .,. Kristin Benson- M y name spelled correctly in the Staff box " ' • Bill Brierley- A m ate for Oscar ~ l Bev Tulley- A decent " real " man in m y life Claus Sarah Johnson-Dave here instead of V .P.I. 1 Belinda L ang- A car with a real engine Stacey Giordano-A in Calculus Christmas is the only time of year Mary Beth Brown-Chrls Tracey Falzu no-Alcohol lc beverages when every contract between child and Jeanine Hobbs-Snowbound in the Ski Lodge with John Jodi McKergow- Mercedes Benz 450 51, strong bloody mary parent has a Santa Claus in it. Seve K nopf-10 kegs, 5 ft. 8 inch blonde and a vacation for 2 In Santa enters through a hole in the J the Virgin Isla nds ~ Fred Monahan-for every cow m ilked a beer , also a different 'J. chimney and leaves through a hole in 1 bed to sleep in every night. I Bob Pawlowski-Co m bine, Semi, a girl who owns a " huge" ,t the pocket. l fa rm ' "# Win Joyner- a real name, a guitar, a female slob wit h a beer ~ One of these days we expect to see bell y f this sign in- a department store: "Five Lar r y Espinola-immigration, U.S. Cit izensh ip I" Anne Ry an- Freshman w r iters , . Santa Clauses. No waiting." George Clancy-New ce iling tlIes Donna James-30 G. P .A. Justto prove Santa Claus never lets Theresa Bergman- trip to Florida for 2 , M ichele Purser- a shaggy dog , .a fellow down: I know a boy who asked Julie Lagoy-go to Colorado w ith h,unn y. for a soldier suit, and fifteen years later he got it. A youngster is growing up when he finds that the opinions of the depart ment store Santa Claus do not necessarily reflect those of his parents. ••• Probably the most superior smile in ..... -----/ the world is registered by a small boy
• who has found out that there is no Santa .. .from the Whirlwind Claus" and whose little sister hasn't. WHIRLWIND, December 11 , 1984, p . 2
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Dear Readers,
Cobleskill Is alive with the Christmas spirit . Here I sit 2 hours before this Issues deadline. writing my editorial while watching "A Charlie Brown Christmas" with the rest of the people in the Vroman Hall Lounge. Soon the tree and Menorah In Bouck Square Merry will be lit. My floor is really into the Christmas spirit. One of the girls. Christmas Beth. brought a tree from home for all of us to decorate. We put it In the lounge and decorated it as best we CQuld. Lights were donated to make it shine. Some very ambitious people even strung from popcorn and cranberries for our beloved tree. (Does anyone out there rea lize how long that takes !?) The tree was then topped with "The Girls" a beautiful red foil star . Our lounge Is open for anyone who wants to el")joy the tree. We all thought it was wonderful to share our Christmas joy with others. The tree became a gathering spot for after dinner and such. Well, I guess not everyone enjoyed the tree like we did though. We Woke up one morning to find our lounge trashed and the tree lying on its side. We were perSistent though. fixing it up again as best as possible. Then. Sunday morning we awoke and found our tree miSSing . We followed the tinsel trail. recovering strings of lights and other decorations as we went. The trail led to the floor above ours. and then out the window to the ground below where the tree layed. What sort of " person" would do something like this? What could a Christmas tree do to deserve such treatment? Only the Grinch would do such a thing! However. as Grinch fans know. the Dr. Suess character was reformed. He returned the trees and other Christmas paraphernalia that he abducted from HOC-Ville, and then joined in their celebration of the holiday. I can only hope that whoever trashed our tree will do the same. After aiL what a terrible thing to have on one's consc ience! Well, our tree Is standing again in our lounge. Worse for the wear of course, but none the less there. It's not only my floor fhats had such troubles though. I' m hoping this editorial will squelch not only Christmas vandalism but all of it. People work hard to make the dorms homey and n ice. People who destroy such at. mospheres only hurt themselves and their peers. Hopefully things will be different next semester. Until then have an enjoyable and relaxing break! Good Luck on Finals. Happy Holidays!! Sincerely • Anne E. Rv an. Frli tn ..
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F~ ()Ll( 'S'Wf ... , , " I"" , ~ I , • The Whirlwind f ~ • I StaffBox • , Editor-In-Chief Anne E. Ryan ! Sports Editor David Fitzgerald f , Music Editor Judy St. Ledger Classified Editor Paula Swarts \ Business Manager Theresa Miletti , Advertising Coordinator Michael Marchesiello '. Advisor George Clancv Staff Writers Kristin Benson , Marcy Maybie Douglas W. Murphy for Pizza in IIRecord Time" Thomas Pratt , Curtis Schilling Bev Tulley FASTEST· FREEST. HOnEST • THE WHIRLWIND is published monthly by an independent staff and is funded by student fees . Opinions ex pressed in columns and editorials are not intended to represent any views of the DELIVERY Student Government or the Administration of the school. Any copy may be edited or cut due to libelous statements, Obscenity or lack of space. Editorial policy of THE WHIRLWIND is de!er Call the "Patch" at mined by the Editor-in-Chief unless otherwise stated. The Editor f reserves final authority on all matters pertaining to the , newspaper . All requests for advertiSing space should be sent to our advisor. 234-4413 He may be reached at Vroman Hall Box 999 or by phone at 234-5118 during business hours (1,,, page minimum) . Thursday thru Sunday Funded by Student Associat ion II " Large Cheese Delivered "Hot" $4.75 -, , ' • . .'... <' : . . . , .. WH I RLW I NO, December 11 , 1984, p. J Facing Critics, Lisa Birnbach • Explains Book to Collegians by Susan Skorupa to promote it. The idea for the book came to bt:. are Just appalling, bad enough to call Even the schools dismissing her book while on a campus lecture tour for "The into question the thoroughness of her DENVER, CO (CPS)--Snugly en as sloppy and abysmal are inviting he r Preppie Handbook." research and her credibility." sconced illan elegant downtown Denver back, anticipating an updated edition in " I wrote an article for 'Rolling Stone' " I wasn't there to trash the school," hotel room, Usa Blrnbach,.road-weary 1!185 _ about the mood on campuses in the Bimbach asserts. " I was there to find and fidgety, devours equal doses of ice Bimbach, for example, last week 1980s," she explains. " It seemed like a out what was good about it and what it blue throat lozenges and Vantage handily charmed an audience at natural move for me to write the book felt like." cigarettes. Indiana University of Pennsylvania, since I was going to campuses anyway. While the University of Hawaii has Her new perm has faUed, and the cold which she'd condemned in her book as Bimbach applied fonnally to every the best beach, it also offers the worst she's fighting Is winning. home of the ugliest male students in school on' her list, approaching each food_ But while this promotional tour for America. through official channels and The U. of Wyoming's " highest her new book, " The College Book," Is " A lot of schools that aren't happy requesting time to conduct her campus In elevation" award com taking a toll, Birnbach is resolutely with what 1 wrote are assailing my research. pliments its top ranking In the "most cheerful and outspoken. research techniques and condemning Only one school, Washington and serious drinkers" and " best party Birnbach has been on the road fo r the book," Birnbach admits. "But 1 Jefferson College in Pennsylvania school" categories. . much of the past four years, first have not been disinvited, uninvited or refused her request. Other notable accolades went to promoting her 1981 best-seller, " The condemned to the point where they Birnbach's critics claim she wasn't Boston U., most promiscuous; Oral Preppie Handbook," then researching don't want me back." on any campus long enough to write Roberts Unlversity, least promiscuous; and promoting "The College Book," " I think the book tiptoes a fine line credible reviews. Others are angered Ohio State, worst bureaucracy, and Cal released this September. between being informative and by her pronouncements. Tech. worst hygiene. In the last three years, she has run an amusing," she contends. " It's a fun Her claim that the Iowa State campus Besides visiting each campus, Bim exhausting gauntlet, exploring nearly book and should be read as a foo book. is "fraught with sameness" and " filled bach waded through 5000 nine-page 300 campuses in 50 states for the book. But there are some serious points." with students who look alike" drew student questionaires, some with typf'd The results are reviews of 186 "Everything in tenns of values is so howls of protest from ISU ad addenda of students' opinions about schools' programs, environments and different," she signs. " Money Is the ministrators who conclude the book Is their schools. student populations, interspersed with biggest factor in the lives of American " probably rilled with inaccuracies and Bimbach hopes her campus lecture charts, graphs, quizzes and essays college students right now. In the possibly slanderings." tour, which began at her alma mater, designed to help students weather the -seventies, when I attended college, a Florida State University officials Brown University, will help her judge stonns of higher education. great job was to work at PBS in Boston. claim Birnbacb's FSU review listed the effects or "The College Book." While college officials from Now, a great job is simply something inaccurate SAT scores, misspelled a But the book won't repeat the California to Florida are attacking that pays $24 ,000 upon graduation." residence hall name and named a nmaway bestseller success of " The " The College Book" as a "sloppy, But a certain amount of direction is " famous murderer" as an a1wn when Preppie Handbook," Birnbach inaccurate piece of work," and calling good. Birnbach concedes. " It's better he had never attended the school. believes. "It's not possible. It's a much it " Frivolous and silly," the author this than no direction, which is what a lot of A Franklin and Marshall University different audience." month started a national tour of schools us had in the sixties and seventies." spokesman says '''The factual errors ,.. ·-·iI''t__ ~'' ''--' .''' ~ll'" ir ·------__ ''·. ·· - ~ .. 1 DearSanta , , I have been a really good girl 1 - J this year. For Christmas, what I I I would like cannot be bought or f lmade with the hands. What I 1 i would like is Peace on Earth and ~ Iless selfishness. I would like for : leveryone to stop fighting. I know I ,Santa, this is hard for you to J ,bring to me, but maybe if 1 ' everyone else reads this and said I f 'Hi" to just anyone, than maybe : ~ I might receive a small portion of:' , , my Christmas wish. I will leave 1 fYOU milk, cookies and carrots, I l andsugarforyourreindee~ 1 1 Love, Rev .. _--_ .... _--- .. - - Shirts, shorts, and sweats. Sizes s, m,l,xl. 26.00-40.00 MORE CLASSIFIEDZZZ Kristy, To all Wabbits, To our No.1 R.A. on top B Vroman. I I love you all, have a nice Christmas. hope you have a Merry Christmas and Lou better be good. I'll miss all ofourni~talks. I Love You Love, "Wabbit". -, 219 Love always, H < Mary Sue Just a note to say M E R RY CH R I STMAS. Also• a reminder to get To my secret Santa whoever you are. ----- your F ebruary "Valentines" classifieds in as soon as you get Thank you so much for everything Jackie, back, because the deadline is February 1! . Have a nice vacation! Anne Bottom B. Broman Heh dude, what's up? Well it's gonna be sad leaving, but I'll see you on Cory, bottom B, when we get back. I Love To the Foxiest person on Mair B. You "wabbit". Merry Ouistmas. Have a nice Olristmas, I'll miss you Love, M.S. top B Honey! Love FOR SALE: 2 snowmobiles. 440 John Va, Deere, 400 skidoo, good condition Jackie $700.00 takes both. Call 5927. " " WH I RLWI NO, December 11 . 1984. P. 4 Dear V-I Something For Dear Readers, I would like to take this opportunity to wish you all a very safe • "B" Me'rrY Christmas and a Happy New. Year. My Christmas advice to by Paula Swarts you is have a good time and party lots, but please think twice about drinking and driving. Christmas is the t ime of happiness A friend came to me the other day very distraught. The story and joy. Please don't spoil it by bringing sadness to your family she recited to me made me very sad . .She told me of people who and friends. Is drinking really worth it? Please remember m y r,ldlculed her by calling her names because they felt she was advise and have C;I great break. different then them. ' As I listened to her. another story. an old story. came into mind. Merry Christmas It Is the story of a little boy born in a manger because his parents V·, were too poor to rent a room in an Inn.They named him Jesus. As Jesus grew older he traveled the lands and tried to teach people to love one another. Even though we are all different and perhaps even unique in our own way we should share together the joys of life and live in harmony, he said. He too, like m y friend, was ridiculed. Eventually he gave his life at the hands of a band of selfish people. Each year Of' a very special day, Jesus' birthday. we celebrate by rejoicing the gift of life and love which Jesus gave his life for so unselfishly. I hope that these people who hurt my friend, and all of us, will remember what Jesus tried to teach us, and not only for that one day out of the year. After all, isn't that what he wanted.
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Daisy investigated Timothy can change in Wingfield. Comlag: Cynthia's motives regar· everyone's life with a gun. Tom r. e e fO havlag '0 April 1&, 1984. ding the necklaces she said General Hospital: Alan Jr. .hoo' Eddie. Palmer had given her. and J ason r ele~sed Alan Ryan 's Hope: Maggie felt Comiag: Dottie finds a and Monica from t he freez· Lhat David wasn't doing sur pr isingl:y mellowed ing east wing of the man' enough to stand up for her. Tad, but her suspicions are sion. Terry's dirty trick to Delia tried to win back later aroused. get the weather girl job Matthew's affection: but Another World: Sandy told backfired when Derek was rebuffed time after Donna what he discovered discovered what she'd time. Jill seemed unaware about Carl. As Blaine done. Donnelly turned up of Frank' s attempt to . TO: OI1GlJ/IZATTONAL I'I! f <:l UfNTS , AW1SORS , ANtI CMCIIES walked in on them. t hey wi th Lhe treasures in Mex· make up their differences . went into an embrace in ico. 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Tom news about t he fat her of Lockridge house and left If VOU fl,4V£ ANY ITOO Of JNTEREST , PIAJ,tlEO ACnVITTfS, PAST ACTI VITTES, 011 ORG.oI.NlZAnONA l saw potentials in t he case her unborn child. Susan's some' gold coins t hat IIIf0000nON T""T VOU TIIINI: IUGJIT g( Of llITERESf TO THE REST" OF OUR O)UroE canWITY... he was working on that conneclion wit h the plan Lionel had buried with went beyond t he im tation became more Sophia. Coml.g: The G£T st»IfOflE FR()I VCU1 GROllI' TO St/eNlT AM ARTI CE f OIl f'(I! L1CAnOfi I mediate situation. Cal ap mysterious. Comiag: note in Channing's Luxedo peared, to have had a Roxie shat ters a family jacket holds a new clue to secret. TO HAVE AN ARTTCLE ruSUSHED IN TH r rlHIRUnh'O ... change of heart, but Mag· his murder. gie wasn't sure. 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For individual assistance in making career decisions, career planning and research, finding job opportunities and conducting a job search. CAREER PLANNING SEMINARS ... Offered in Resume Writing, Job Interviews, Introduction to Job Search. JOB OPPORTUNITIES •.. Permanent, Part-Time, Summer Jobs - the Placement Center receives job leads weekly. The campus locations where they are posted are: Division Offices, Placement Callboard in [3ouck Hall and the Placement Center. Job Information is also printed in "What's Happening" and the ALUMNI News and announced on WCOB, the campus Radio Station. REFERENCE FILES • .. Folders of references are assembled for use in applying for positions of employment or admission to four-year colleges! un iveniti8$. CAREER RESOURCES •.. A variety of materials on career direction, occupational outlooks. Numerous Directories listing basic statistics on industries and organizations, names and addresses and descriptive information on companies. MICROFICHE ••. Provides the opportunity for students to review jobs in all fields/majors throughout New York State on a weekly basis. JOB SCENE NEWSLETTER •. ; General career information - Tips on Job Search, Interviews. Description of current career resources, job '-IL ON CAMPUS RECRUITING PROGRAM .. • Allows students to make employer contacts and interview for jobs. Information on the Fall and Spring recruiting schedule Is mad. available to ail studenu. REM E M B E R ••• THE ROAD TO SUCCESS BEGINS 'AT THE PLACEMENT CENTER. OPEN WEEKDAY8 FROM 8:00 A.M. to 6:00 P.M. STOP BY KNAPP HALL-ROOM 237 OR CALL 2346823 FOR MORE INfORMATION. TO USE ANY OF OUR SERVICES. OR TO SCHEDULE AN APPOINTMENT. ~ • V~ •• WH I RLWI N D, December 11 , 1984, p. 7 • David Bowie Eurythmics Bryan Adams Anne Murray Foreigner Joe Jackson Survivor Bob Dylan Alabama Iron Maiden Paul McCartney Glenn Frey Stevie Nicks Creedance Clearwater Revival Billy Joe/ U2 All Want to Wish You Merry Christmas (But You Have to Listen to WeOB to Hear Them) Merry Christmas Everyone! Inter-dorm Council 1984 College Court Usting Ten Eyck Hall Tom Slenka Mike Handerhan Davis Hall Holly Cooke Kathy Black Porter Hall Maggie Augur Linda Erhardt Dix Hall Lisa McTygue Dave Sanvidge Fake Hall Micki Kitt Katie Krogan Wieting Hall Ross Stoddard Sue Detore Vroman Hall Schelle Dave Delnero . Mary. CREATE YOUR OWN STYlE Pearson Hall Robin Brunner Mike Cook Draper Hall Jeff Queen Eric Segalwitz = JEANS Parsons Hall PariS style jeans Howard Montague Bob Caprara Sizes 3-13. 45,00 . , .. • WHIRLWIND, December 11 , 1984, p. 8 Student A.A.p.e by Kristin Beoson At the last meeting of e year, President David Fox turned his office Profile: As we look back over time, it is hard over to Scott Kelly because Dave will be to believe that the Fall Semester is graduating. Bill Murauskas will be the coming to an end. Through enthusiasm, new Vice President and Guye Smith David·J. team work, and cooperation, the will be the Chairman of the Program of American Animal Producers Qub has work. We are all looking forward to had an outstanding semester. The total another action packed semester. Fox membership is up to 'l17 paid members. New records have been made in the Spring Semester AAPC Activities donation of money for SCholarships. - DoUy Parton male look alike 1lIe club this semester has donated contest A Campus more money than in any other whole - Valentines' Day Dance with Jerry year. The scholarships have been paid Madore through 1990. In addition the AAPC has - Dave Gaulton speaker on Mastitis Leader sponsored several campus wide ac and Mammary health by Kristin Benson Dr. David Galton for the February'll tivities including: the Horse ainc, -Steer Roast and Dance meeting. The Northeast Horse Exp0-85, Heading and Healing demonstrations, - North Eastern Horse Exposition 85 David is currently president of one of scheduled for April 13, has been dances and the Pig Roast. the most active organizations on discussed and organizational plans are campus, the American Animal under way. These are only a few of the Producers Club. He came to Cobleskill activities, under Fox's leadership, that from a 470-acre dairy fann near Fonda. keep the 2QO.plus student membership SEMESTER BREAK He is no stranger to leadership and others in the college community positions, as he was president of his active and interested. 'The club spon ttigh school FFA chapter for two years, sors several dances throughout the and earned several chapter awards as year, including an annual pig roast and INFORMATION well as the prestigious Empire Fanner dance. degree. Donations are another important In explaining the success of the aspect of the club's activities. Already A.A.P.c. at Cobleskill, David says, this fall the club has donated two FFA " Careful organization is a must to keep Proficiency Awards, given money for the club's programs running smoothly three $200 scholarships, and members Allieliftnca Holls will dOli at ' :00 a.m. on WeGnllOoy, and efficiently." The A.A.P.C. has are now working to raise money for clear-cut lines that involve about 30 another $400 in scholarship funds. This Dece.r 19ti1. different items in their program of will total $1,000 donated durinji( the Fall Students with tl1lmportD1ion proWe",. should eonflict work. 1984 semester, and brinJl the A.A.P.C. their lIesident Director as soon as possible to moke scholarship fund up to 1990. In addition, oIternative arrange.... nts . According to President Fox, "No one A.A.P.C. donates to the Schoharie All lIesidenee Hall will open at 9:00 a.m. on Sunday , County 4-H and the New Yo rk State likes dull business meetings, so we pep Januory 20th for retu'IMng stlHlents. them up with programs· such as a FUture Fanners of America, and has tobacco-spitting contest, tug- ACROSS 35 Aquatic ~ mammals Our Hearts Go 1 Deadly 38 Shallow vessels 6 Falls shert 39 Equality CROSS t 1 Administer 41 Halt Home at Christmas 12 Onslaught 42 BlUer vetch 14 Near 43 A state Our hearts go home at Christmas 15 Cuddles up 45 Petition WORD To a gaily lighted tree 17 A stata: abbr. 46 Latin • With those we love about us 18 Edge conjunctfon For it's there we wish to be. 20 Food 47 Margins PUZZLE programs 49 Symbol for • 21Unllof theron The good smells from the kitchen J",~ so Give FROM COLLEGE Bring nostalgia, sharp and sweet currency 52 Created a PRESS SERVICE For the days when we were children 22 Send forth disturbance 24 Single S4 Memoranda And the things we liked to eat. 25 Hurried 55 Shouts 7 The sweetsop 26 Planet 3 into We hear the hymns of Christmas DO .... Make 8 Possessive 28 Whirlpool leather Float upon the frosty air, 30 Attempt 1 Daughter 01 4 Matured "'OOOU" Note of scale Voices of the ca roler s 31 Sunburn Mohammed 5 Injury 9 32 Parts 01 play 2 Article 6 HesItate 10 Diatribe Send forth music everywhere. 11 Female horses 13 Varieties 16 Playing card The presents all are opened 19 Flnoeoess At the dawn of Christmas Da y .~- With shouts of joy and laughter 21 Kind 01 plano: For the wrappings bright and gay. ~ . .. 23 Twists At last the festive dinner '--+...,1--1 25 Ouarrels r 27 Grain With a place for everyone 29 Unit of Siamese Enjoying happy moments currency 32 Haste Until Christmas Day is done. 33 Cardboard box 34 Extras Our hearts are turning homeward 35 Of bad disposition At this season of the year 36 Courses To Christmas with the fami ly, 37 Squander A privilege we hold dear. 40 Succor ,,-44 Great Lake 47 Flying mammal Marian L. Moore 48 The sun 51 Negalive 53 Symbol lor thallium • • WH I RLWI N D, December 11 , 1984, p_9 --- -- * * . Us Against Them ~ ~~.~~.~~~~~; SA lO M E ~~~ __.~~ " F OR R E L EASE WIEEK DEC EMBER 24, 1984 by Paula Swarts Birthdays to note this week: actor Lew A vres (born 1908) and music great Cab Calloway (born 1907). Weekly What i s Ch rist mas all about? Is it the time of year when we tip; The joyful gwer opens t he fODt of blessings for all. rejoice the bir th of Ch r ist, giving to others, sharing with one !III: Aries Mar. 21- Apr. 19 MU8 another the joy of life? Tiffs 'twixt loved ones could mar holidays unless you Sometimes I wonder If anyone remembers that part of take charge and get things under control.1nsiSL on hav Christmas. Unfortunately, for some people it' s when they are the ing everyone involved au gr:ievances. Understanding fonows and peace is restored. rudest and meanest the whole year. ,.. Taurus Apr. 20· May 20 Ven u ~ Did you go shopping over Thanskgiving break? I made the Generosity of soul marks you as someone special in the mistake. Did you, like me, encounter pushing , shoving, long lines life of someone you care for. Take more Lime to be with people crabbing the whole time, and last but not least, the together. Understanding leads to greater commit ment. people who will push you down and kill you for the thing they Expect III post-holiday surprise. want? 6 Gemini May 21 . June 20 Mercury What's even worse is that it's not only in the stores but Take 8 good look at your private life before you take everywhere else too. I went to lunch today during the Tuesday drastic action. Love and oppm:tunity are there; you need only reach out.. Resist B tendency to pity yoursel£. A " mild rush" and was lucky enough to find a small table for my speeial person is waiting in.the wings for you. roommate and I. As 1 listened to Christmas Carols playing on ·the ~ Ca ncer June 21 - July 22 MOOD radio 1 got my salad and my rommate and headed back to the Strangers dominate during LNS holiday pl;!riod. Some table. When we returned to sit down I found my tray surrounded will bec:ome friends; others will leave your life. ExpecL by three big green grinches. They looked at us with that grimchl} to make some changes after the holidays. Meanwhile. grin as I grabbed m y tray in anger and searched for anothel enjoy yourself. table. My room mate and I agreed that people like that should be: ~ Leo July 23 - Aug. 22 SUD flushed like waste so the rest of us can enjoy Christmas. Watch tohe tendency to overdo during this period. While So, to all of you other poor souls trying to have a nice Christmas festivities make the Big Cat purrr wit.h pleasure. overin dulgence can dim the g low. Visitor to your "den" car- despite " them" MERRY CHRISTMAS!! ries a welcome greeting. . il1 Vi rgo Aug. 23· sept. 22 Mercury Take more time to visiL with old and new fr iends. Let others help with holiday details; don't do it all yourself. Good things await you so be where the fun is going to be. A party holds some exciting s urprises. QUIET ~ HOURS 2,),., Lib ra Sept. 23 - Oct. 22 Venus Don·t. iiP:Iore import.ant business matters even at this hectic holiday time. You'U find your suggestions are be ing worked on now with goOd news to come soon. CAMPUS- WIDE SOmething you 've waited for wiU happen. ""E Scorpio Oct. 23 - Nov. 21 Pluto Family matters become especially Unport.ant. as kin seek answers to questions. Be tfiere when they need you. Holi day proves to be beautiful. memorable and meaningful: A special gift will be received. IN EFFECT !!! ffo9 Saginariuli Nov. 22 - Dec. 21 Jupiter Deeply held feelings find expression t his week. Don't hold Oack .. Tell t hose whom you love how you feel. En cour.age loved ones to be open, honest and forthcoming with all, as you are. a Capricorn Dec. 22 - Jan. 19 Saturn This is an im~t oeriod for man ... of you, Particularly Please ... BE CONSIDERATE I those who feel adrift and lonely. New ties are formed: \ . old Lies- are. reinforced..- - ... So. , get out there. deck those halls ~ Aquarius Jan. 20 . Feb. 18 Uranus ~he more the merrier. .Do~ ' t stint. on parties or gat her mgs where you can mix With people who will be"happ y ~hey got to-know you. Indulge in festivities. but don t l8TIore the needs of those close to you. ::: Pisces Feb. 19 . Mar. 20 Neptune There's a l~t to be Ii~d , for thE! IZOOd things that you·1.I soon experience. But It Ii best !IYou leave unsaid some of t.he disap~intments you may find. Concentrate on the positive because things will be fine. © 1984, The McNaught Syndicate. Inc. • REMEMBER BEFORE YOU GO HOME CLOSE & LOCK YOUR WINOOWS PUll. YOUR BLINDS SHUT UNPLUG All. ELECTRICAL ITEMS EMPTY YOUR WASTEBASKET TAKE YOUR KEYS WITH YOU LOCK YOUR DOOR HAVE A GREAT Y oung Men' s Shirfs VACATION !! ! , Sizes $-XL. 19.00 • , WH I R LWI NO, December 11, 1984, p. 10 r·-e . - ....- ' .....- ..' ".--. - - - " - : _e _ , ....~ CLAssiFiEDZZZ Merry Christmas to: Anne, Stacey • SUwy Wabbiu, (Sharon. Mary, Sue Andy, Beaker, Jeff, Kenny. Bev, Belinda: Jackie) : • Sharon, Ross, John, Judy T., Donnie, and to So Your friendship means a lot to me I This goes out to my "dingy woomie." I love you! Don't forget to eat your think we share something special. Ha~e Horn B Coang. carrots! Hope you keep sane during vacation a good vacation. and think before you talk. I miss you ______-=Lo:v::e,Pawa Kwabbit Love always and forever and your fat mouth. Call me over John Mills, ------vacation. I love you hon ! Have a merry t Boog', To 1st Christmas. Yes, you've finally blown this Taco I hope you all have a very merry .. stand! Happy graduation and good There are many of us secretarial lAlve your No. 1 ,t Christmas and a Happy New Year! I'll majors who are missing our periods! Woomie ., . luck! We'll miss ya! miss you ! t D&J. P&A ______M_ ary Sue ~, Love " yous"! To my Dad, Tee Woomie, I watched "The Grinch that SU;le Theresa, J Chr~as" tonight. As I did it We will be sad when you leave. Good You're the best roommate anyone TO THE WILDERNESS MEN: could have. I love lou! rerrunded me of all the times you and I luck in the future with Billy. Invite us to We just wanted to say you're very saw it together. A tear trickJed down the wedding. Woomie no. 2 special. The next time we meet in the my cheek as I realiz.ed how much I miss Love, woods you better bring a gun to get the you. , I'd like to wish my sorority sisters a bear .. . . Your Floor-TopB very "White Christmas." To Mary I Love You, LOVE, p, To my roonunate, Sue, Jackie, Kim, Val, Usa Paula' THE WILDERNESS WOMEN Pam and especially Debbie. ' , May John beat the 1st one. To Darren, Your roonunate Love ya, Yes, Vroman Bottom B. There is a May there be many long walks along ______--.:Minni::':::"e Joy Santa Claus. Merry Christmas! the sandy beach. Ann. .• To the Lady Caller, Love, .. What's happenin'? Hey, where's the Cindy H. _::--,-,-___::- _ _ p:..:atricia , bubbles? I'm looking for you . . . . Looking forward to your 1st holiday Merry Christmas to Tracy Yager J O$car season together and many to come. " I Christine Weixler, Annette LabllZZe~ Love You!" and Betty Famolaro. Thanks secret The awesome guys on Wieting top B: -",______::.ROMS, Santa for all the great notes and sur Wishing you all a Merry Christmas prizes. I'd also like to send a very . and a Happy New Year. Ho ! Ho! Ho! Need an inexpensive special Christmas wish to myoid ______RO,S, Ouistmas gift for your roommate or Vroman Top A friends. Have a good Love Always family members? Mugs or wall plaques one! John M. : available! Just call 5SS3 Rm. 320 Oil: ______T,M, , You'll soon be going your own way Love, HaJ], Jobi To RS. & P.F. Is that it? but never forget us here in top B. ' ------Neppy& Ota ___ ~ _ ___ RS, To John, Lost? Lonely? Confused? Seek com ad Infinitwn T.A.G. panionship for long Winter nights? If Go for it ! Yeah! Mama! See ya at 5! . Jodi so, contact Joe at 5257. , :. I can't wait for Christmas vacation. ------That sums It aU up in a nutshell : Love you bushels. j Top B Girls: To all "Men": If it's bodies you want ! ,-______-=Miche le It's.been a lot of fun having you guys sleep with each other. If that is not B"'HItave, a Merry Christmas and a j,' ,I on this floor. I hope you have just 8S , Yes this is to you! deSired, may you have sex with the Happy New Year, maybe when I'm much fun next semester if I'm not your heifer calves. From the women who driving in my car, I can wave to you . Htunpty Dwnpty sat on a wall; Hwnpty RA. But hopefully if things go right I have learned from their mistakes! again, (Guess who?) Take care, and I'll Dwnpty had a great fall! will be here again! LDve ya always! be seeing you ! Guess Who Kruty Leah. Love ya, anonymous K&J ------Just a short but sweet letter to my ------To the Long Island Guy, best buddy on Coby campus. I'm really To Mary Sue, J Donna James: May the tlgger never leave the glad we became so close. I love ya lots You are a great person and I'm Thanks for being there for me. I will jungle. never forget you. I love you. & I'm gonna miss ya over vacation. thankful your my friend! Look fOr¥lard ! ..._~l V1N" "l?:ep"rn'i'o~ct.ov,; ;;",;0,;: ' - " ' I1ov. you, ! --- - - Love Always, Leah ' . Mary Sue , '!I".,r. ~~.9i"_M. "'"ie"'··. 'I!"'. '!t·.Ift.... , "' , It·.. '!!'.'!!". ' .....M . " "iF , ... '!'. .. '!tr ... "'·.. "., ·.. "'·iIt, .. '!:· ...t· · , ,'.""i. ,·.,... '!:·'.'!tic'l!!fil''!!·.. '!t·ie UNITED UNIVERSITY PROFESSIONS Representing Faculty/Professional Staff of the State University of New York announces TWO STUDENT COMPETITIONS A Graphic Design Competition A FilmlVideomaking Competition • THEME: SUNY: Quality and Al::eess THEME: A Pef'$()n a! View of SUNY LENGTH: Three (3) 10 ten (10) minutes FORMAT: Any reproducible graphic form - Typography. Photography. Illustration. High Contrasl lmagery, Sym FORMAT: ' Super Bmm. 16mm film Of 3(4" Of 1" videotape. black bols. Po6tflfS may be In bIaclI; & white or color. & while or color. DEADUNE: April 1, 1985 DEADLINE: July 1. 1985 The enlry should reflect the viability 01 SUNY as an ... ·:essible lntellec The Mry should present an aspect 01 ~ 8Iq)8rience at SUNY tefIec.. lual and cultural resource. Uog the University's viability as an intellectual and cultural resool'C8. PRIZES PRIZES FIRST One yElar SUNY undergraduate tuition or the cash FIRST One yElar SUNY undergraduate tuition or the cash equivalent plus reimbursement 01 verified production equival ent plus reimbursement of veri fied production costs up to $100. costs up to $1000. SECOND - One 58rTl8SI8I' SUNY undergraduate tuition or the cash SECOND One semester SU NY undergraduate tuition or the cash equivaleot Plus reimbursement of verified expenses up equivalent plus reimbursement 01 verified expenses up ~~OO . to $1000. THIRD $400 cash plus reimbursement of verified expenses up THIRD $400 cash plus reimbursement 01 verified expenses up to $100. to $1000. For 'urt~r infonr"tlon write 10 PUBLIC EOUCATION COMMITTEE STUDENT CONTESTS United University Professions, 159 Wolf Road; Albany, New York 12205 Contests Are Open to Students on All SUNY c.mpuses Represenled by UUP UNllEDU N l ve ~..:::'SSIONS""" ."'" F r ",C-F _alSUHY' n...s-~_ • ...... ". 8O:"~ . &IIaIo, ~_n...s-~~ .1Itoc:~au-. ~,." '~,",::' ='"~_d.' Old ~_ .~ . ~~. -. I'\or<:I:ue; n... 5<000 1,In...;,y A(,lnOuIIIO!"'" kiM •• c r . • _. c.-.. coU Ollil. 000tIi. - ... •_ =. __._ ...... __ ..." . __ ~ n... _ V< .... ~ U\>OIMI MedIcal c..-. II>t c-go c1loeMo1091_ \JIIco.-.f,...,.,. s..o c-go. -..... c-go. Tho _ v<~ ...... ,. Q.oIIo9o aI ( I '"*Y. D. -.. C-. ,. The United University Professions regardless of status on eleven by existence of SUNY has made It Possible but the prize money will be reduced to (UUP). a union representing facuIty fourteen p\)ster board in any for a million New Yorkers of all ages to one semester's tuiUon for second prize and professional staff at various reprodUcible graphic (onn such as have access to a quality college and a four hundred dollar cash award campuses at the State University of typorgraphy, photography, illustration, education. for third prize. Winning posters and New York, announces a graphic design high contrast imagery, symbols, etc. The nrst prize for the contest will be possibly other entices will receive competition open to all matriculated The presentation may be either in color the equivalent of a year's un- public display along with the artists' studentsori any campus represented by or black and white. The entry must dergraduate tuition ($1 ,350) plus names and home campuses. Interested UUP. The theme of the contest is " the reach UUP by April 1, 1985. reimbursement for certified expenses parties should write to UUP Public quality and accessibility of SUNY" and The purpose of the contest is to stress up to one hundred dollars. The second Education Committee, 159 Wolf Road, entries may stress either or both of the significance of public higher and third prizes will also contain Albany, New York 12205 for further these aspects. Entries will be accepted education In a democracy. The reimbursement in the same amount, infonnatlon. from a~j- current SUNY stud ______-! W H I R L W I ND, December 11 , 1984, p. 11 BEST BETS eBy Dave C.%LIFORNIA BOWL .t Fres.o DEC£MB£R 15, 1984 Nevada. L.V. 6 \.ti Toledo INDEPENDENCE BOWL •• S.reveport Fitzgerald DECEMBER 15, 1984 Air Force 1 Virginia Tech HOLIDA Y BOWL .t S.. Diego DECEM.BER 21 , 1984 Sports Michigan 1 Brigham Young FLORIDA CITRUS BO,,'L .t Orl ••do DECEMBER 22, 1584 Georgia I Y: ?lorida State Editor SUN BOWL Penalties For Ah::ohoi/Drug·Relaled Driving 01l. n5ls As 0 1 April 1, 1984 According to Naw Yorl<. State Vehicle and Tralllc Law, the following penalties will be imposed convic tions for the noted vlolatlons: Rhndllory Mlxlmum Mlndltory Action STEPPI N' 0 UT VlollUon An. JIUTenn Agelnst Ueln.. NUNN BUS H SHOES • DRIVING WHILE INTOXI CATED (OWl) Be fashionable in these jazz oxfords First Violation I Year Revoked at laast 8 months fro m Nunn Bush. A ll lea ther uppers Two or More Violl tions in 10 Years $500-$5000 • Years Revoked It least 1 Yaar and great styling in taupe, grey or beige. Si zes 8-12. \47.00 Driving Whlla Ability Impaired (OWAI) NUNN First Vi olation 15 Days Suspended 90 dlYs • ' Two Vlolilions In 5 Years 30 Days Revoked at least 6 months BUSH Three Violations In 10 Yea,.. $5O().$l 5OQ 90 Days Revoked at least 8 months If current violation occurred within 5 yean; 01 the prevloos violation CHEMICAL TEST REFUSAL ReYOll.ed at least 8 moolhs Civil Panalty-$loo CHEMICAL TEST REFUSAL Revoked at laasl I Year with PrIOf Alcohol·Related Incident Civil Penalty-$250 Within the Past 5 Years ' OWI penalties l iso I pply to violations of Driving with a .10 Percent 01 Alcohol In the Blood and Driving Whlta Impaired by a Drug. Second or subsequent vlolltl()(\s In tan years ara felonies. However, the one·year revoeation applies only If both vlolltl()(\s were either OWl or Driving with a .10 Percent of Alcohol In the Blood, and not If one or both violations ware DrIving - While Im paired by a Drug . •• AppIicabla II I OWAI violation occurs within five years of eny aleohot drug..,.elated eonYlctlon . • .. - Happy I Holidays 1 from the i Whirlwind • _. - - .. • •• - - - • • • WHIRlWIND, December 11 , 198.4, p. 12 College oops-Top20 by OlIve Flbgerald pass it, and is fantastic from the line. Sophomore, Bruce Dalrymple, 6 ft . 3 College Basketball will offer much inch swingman coming off a great es:citment to spectators this year as it frestunen year (l3.6 ppg, 6 rpg) can has in the past. Several phenomenal only improve. Bobby Cremins also amatuer athletes will portray their found three impressive freshmen superior talents all over the naUon. To named Duane Ferrell, Antonine Ford, swn up the entire season is several and Willie Reese. This ball club with its phases; DePaul's son will rise in the new face will definitely have something Midwest, two Techs will shrek the to say about who wins the A.C.C. South. Huskies are the best dog's out West, but the battle for No. 1 will be NO.IOU.N.L.V. fought in the Big East. (P.C.A.A.29-ti ) No.1 GEORGETOWN Jerry Tarkanian will once again (Big East, 34-3) chew his towel for luck, however, luck he wlllJ'ot need because U.N.L.V. will There's only one great p~yer at rock the p.e .A.A. even with loss of his Georgetown this year and J om Tom~ son Danny running the point the Tark son's Royas know it ... the refending will once again rule. Retuming is champion of the NCAA are rrerely one Richie Adams (12.7 ppg, 6.7 rpg) who king with a strong. well )alanced, can run and jwnp with anyone who is 6 disciplined anny. The team vill be an ft . 9 inch and a dynamic workhouse, exact replica of how PatrCk Ewing protobype. Also, Ed Catchings (12.3 plays. The odds state that ~wing will ppg, 5.6 rpg) Is a 6 ft. B inch runner and - dominate the nation as the p'emier big· Spoon James (l1 .S ppg, lOt assists) is 6 man in college basketball ~Ewing ft 6 inches talented swingman. Two with eight other retumin( iettennen, transfers that will help Tark out are: including Reggie William (9.1 ppg.), John Flowers, (from Indiana) (7.1 ppg) wing man David Wingatr (11.2 ppg) and 6 ft 6 inch junior transfer Anthony and lighting quick Michlel Jackson Jones are sure to please the fans at (10.2 ppg, 137 assists), ad you have a U.N.L.V. number one contender ,Ithout much TIM: next ten teams are definitely difficultly. However, }'ll play the teams with dreams. As the North Hoyas, they can beat yu. Carolina State Wollpack these teams could come from no where and win the No. 2 lU.INOS N.C.C.A. Title. No. 11 Duke lead by (Big 10, 26-., coach Mike Krz;yzewskl's team lacks depth, but they have quality in their top With eight of the to nine players seven players. returning, Lou Henso."s fiyin' Illini No. 12, Jim BoeheimS, Syracuse seem to be a sure bet.Picking up two Orangemen will give the Big East and strong freshmen backourt man Glynn the N. C.A.A., a serious rWl for their Blackwell and Scott laffner will be money lead by sophomore great Pearl able to fill the spot left by Quinn Washington, S.U. Is sure to shine. Richardson. Key retrners are point No. 13, S.M.U. lead by Bobby Knight guard Bruce Dougla: (12.9 ppgs, 177 the second, Dave BUss. Bliss served assists) and fo("Wad-center Efrem several years under Knight ·at Anny Winters (14.7 " ) U:e team's leading and Indiana. Bliss also is reaponsible scorer. Add F(t 9 inel Anthony Welch, for igniting the Oklahoma Sooners who rnissf:" all but t...-o games with a program. Considering that SMU is in bad foot ~eorge Montgomery (7.2 pg.) good hands makes them for real and r.lug Altenburger (11.4 ppgs.) No. 14 The Woflpa ck is back, lead by coul make Dllnois look good this year. Lorenzo Charles, not to mention coach If Henson, who is definitelv a rlOU). Jimmy Valvano. N.C. &t'ate is loaded 1l8te for coach of the year em with talent but will have to battie the phasizes, shot selection, discipline, ever tough A.C.C. defense and role playing among key No. 15 Washington is here and individuals on the team. Being a U.C.L.A. is gone. The Pac-tO has a new member of the Big 10, means the Illinl contender. The Huskies lead by DeUef have no easy victories. Dlinois will have Schrempf are bound to go somewhere. to worry about the e-second clock • best team ever, and it should go along squad with great amounts of talent, but Coach Marv Harshman takes over for which will force them to quicken their way. he has above average players and Ray Meyer as the nations most active nonnal slow-it..