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DIGEST CAMPUS NEWS: Need helµ with your taxes! SU[J's VITA reµrer..e11tatives offer /Josic aid at no co,;t to student ,;. PAGE 3. CAMPUS SPORTS: suu·s te11111s team lost its only home maLcl1 of the yea, Ol'er Lhe weekend to Stote. PAGE 17. STATE NEWS: St. George's mayor soy, he·~ lwtl IL with teen-age spring breake, 'i and tell., them to .'itay home in the futme. PAGE 14.

NAT'L NEWS: fury r;e fect10n in the tncil of accused 0/

WORLD NEWS: l'alestinums suffered o d1ff1cult and dead]}, dav ye.,terday m growmg Gnw Stnp violence. PAGE 15. NATIONAL SPORTS: J

IT'S SPRING AND THAT MEANS ... 'PLAY BALL.' PAGES 18-21.

I 1i ALMANAC THE UNIVERSITY JOURNAL • SOUTHERN UTAH UNIVERSITY• WEDNESDAY, APRIL 2, 1997 I

• Pr.LO.E. jformerly the Cay&. Lesbian Student IN THUNDERBIRD CIRCLE DINING: ~IBID) NIE§JD) A 1l Union) support meeting, 5-6 p.m., GC 309. Lunch (11-1 :30): Chicken Fa jita1 beef &. broccoli with April • Outdoor Club Meeting, 8 p.m., BU 203 rice, pasta bar, soup &. sa lad bar, gri ll, deli.

• Centennial - The Show, 7:30 p.m., Ccntrum, $8 Dinner: (5-6:30): Frito pie, stuffed chicken breast, adults, $6 students, reserved seating only. soup &. sa lad bar, grill, ddi. WEATHER FORECAST: C L OUDY

HlGH: Mid 40s LOW: Low 20s

• Convocation speaker: Jomes Burke:, "Riding Lhe IN THUNDERBIRD CIRCLE DINING: Network'' I l a.m., SUV auditorium, free. Lunch (11-1:3 0): Burrito upremc, c:ampfirc hnsh • NCAA Division I , SUU hosling Lewi s cassero le, casscrnle bar, soup & salad h;ir, i ri ll, deli. and Clark College, I p.m ., Thunderbird Field, $3 adults, $2 students 13 tmd ovcr and s1:nior Dinner: (5-6:30): Swiss steak, sweet & sour shun ribs, citizens, $1 chil

• Regional Sterling Scholar Awards program, 7 p.m., WEATHER FORECAST: Randall L. Jones Theatre, free. C L OUD Y • Centennial - The Show1 7:30 p.m., Cent rum, $8 adu lts, $6 students, reserved seating only. HIGH: Mid 40s LOW: High 10s

• NCAA Division I Baseba ll, SUU hosting Lewis IN THUNDERBIRD CIRCLE DINING: and Clark Collcgc, noon doubleheader, Thunderbir

• Ce ntenni11l - The Show, 7:30 p.m., Centrum, $8 Dinner: (5-6:30): Shrimp & cot! nu~cts, hard & soft adults, $6 sLUclcnts, reserved seating only La cos, soup &. snl.i

HIGH: High 40s

LOW: High 20s

• NCAA Division I Baseball, SUV hosting Lewis IN THUNDERBIRD CIRCLE DINING: and Clark College, noon, Thunderbird Fi eld, $3 .idults, $2 students 13 .ind over and senior Lunch (12-1): Stacked ham & Sw iss sandwich, chili citizens,$ l chjldrcn five-l 2 with an adult. hot dog with cheese, soup & salad bar, gri ll, deli.

• Centennial - The Show, 7:30 p.m., Ccntrum, $8 Dinner: (5-6): Philly beef&. Swiss, scalloped potatoes adults, $6 students, reserved seating only. & ham, soup & sa l::td bar, 1,rrill, del i.

WEATHER FORECAST: PA RTLY C LOUD Y IDGH: LowSOs LOW: Mid 20s

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------I THE U NIVERSITY JOlJJlNAL • SOUTHERN UTAH UNlV£Q$1T'Y • WEDNESDAf, APRIL 2, 1997 THE CAMPUS 33 1 Tax help E-mail system offered still upgrading By AMY NAY atSUU /OURNAL STAl'F WRI 11::R Last quarter Networking Sl!rviccs was By TODD RANSOM up,bting the IBM cumputers' Pegasus Mail 1 IOURNAJ.. STMF WRITER system . This left the M,1cintosh s Pegasus Mail system inuper:i bl e. Well , 1t 1s lax time again, nnJ Many students wcrc ld t looking fo r other if you're like most students options to com m unicate via E-mail. The and dun't know a 1040 from a students, though k w in number, wcrt: fo rced w J OY9, th en it's the part of Lh l! sha re thl! lBM computers wi th the m her yt.:aI th ey J rcaJ . But don't studcn ts. reach f1 1r the Prozac yet. There Tom Compagno, a senior computer sc1enn : is help avail:.t blc, ~md it's (rel!. major from Salt La ke: City, works at Volunteer lncome Tux Networkrng Se rvi ces. He says lhat as s0t>n as J\ ssisrnncc, 01 VITA, is a the P-Mail on Macin wsh 1s upgrauRh Thursday /rum 6-ti:30 p.m. in JJw;iness BuildinR rvom 209. um: or rhc othe r !IBM or Mnc) lo tit ilize their C· tl isab ili tics, nr no n-Englis h mai l accounts. No studen t is 11 ulomntically speaking people, aml especially stu1 ACCT 320, which 1s 11 n indi vidual tax return class. computers. Evl! ry vc:ir these voluntecr:,, dedicate about 450 hours to 10,10EZ 1 1040/\, anJ S()me 1040:,,. ln other won.I-;, If this systt: m is the e<1 s ier way for you they can't do larg1.: corpor:it ioni,, , busincsst.:s, or of their lime nnd serve about 400 student!>. This access your ,tccount Lh en you can s impl) go tn busmcss p:i nne r:. h1p,;. Just hn,;ic tax retu rn s. makes VITA the largest volunteer service Rnom 008 in the General C l.i i; .. rno m hutl J,rcdly with Lh e continue until April IS. Those whn wo uld like tl> Net workmg Services were busy making this ms Graduntc srndcnts Beck}' Su llivan, C uy Franct·, ta ke :iJ va nuige c, f thi&va luable servicl' shoul i.l go to m:w arrangement poss1h lc T hc1e •~ nn !'>l:t o, and Chris Yllakum 11ver!i t.!c 40 w SO undcrgmJuatc rnom 209 1n the business hu ii ding, Mondny thrnugh known lime as to when e-mail 11 1.! rl' on uur :1ccoum1 111-: :.Ludcnts that wmk with the VITA T hursday t:venings, frnm 6-8:.30p1n . ca mpus will he comp;n1 hlc with both IBM and cltl'OtS Students nct: tl to hrin.1-: lhl!. yc:_1r' i. tax packagc Macintosh com puters. The tax fm1i1s art.: fil led ottt by h,ind and done on a ml/or label, al I W-2 and l 099 lorms, info rmation l111t unti l that timl'., '> tulknts can still use lhe compule1 prngrnm TUR80 1 AX fro m lnt111 l. c1 lm ut other income, J t:tlu L. t1hlcs1 11 ml c1t.!tlits, anJ a thci, L-mail accountb. Tlwy 1ust m:l'd ti, J cc1Je All VITA volunteers h.we spe nt 20 to 30 hours copy of lasr }'Car'i:. tJ>. return. on which system hl.!-. t su its thci1 needs SUUSA officers fulfill their campaign promises One goal accomplished was increasing the com m unication between students, administration communication betwt:en adm1n1 struli on and proat: ti VI.! one. " I've changed my jllh dcscripuon (mm By BECKY RUBBELKE st udents. Sh i.! has liad the oppununity to sit on just ovc rset.:i ng the se nators tn more of a fun cu on:11 Jl)lJ RN AL. 'iTAFF WlU I ER various com mi ttees. '' By heing invnlvcf these.: proiccls is a possihle poli ti ci::t ns. In many cases, politicinns don 1t uphold Sea rch CommitLce. Thi s has been thl· hi ghlight of bnoklcl on fa culty informa tion, such as ;.ireai. of th eir cam pai gn prnmii-,es. Howcvt:r, SUU's stuut:nt O lstm's tcrrn in office, she sai uld do during lhcir ca mpa igns. SUU." while in offi ct.: . ''My g()a I has been w lea vc sen:nc La<;t spring, wlH.: n V11lari <: Olson was running fo r better thun T fnuncl iL, bul I a lso hopl! th.1t next yc:1 11 '> SUUSA pres idl'nt, one of her gn;1ls was lo create ::t ~1<.:a dem i<.: vice presitlent will do the same." Finally, Ken Mech,1m activi lies vice pn:s1de1H, process in which sllldt: nts c:o uld graduate frllm :i 'My goal has been to leave 1 fo ur yt;a r college program in fo ur yea rs. has also accomplishi:: d many 1lf hc..: r c:unpn1gn Ac.:co rJ1ng w Olson , she has been working on senate better than Ifound promises. First, sht: wantetl Lo havc morl' theml'· c:o mm unicati1> n with incorn ,ng freshm1.:n. SUUSA oncntcd da nces. M,.tn y of the Lr,1d1t1 11 na l t heme also has it!> 11 wn Wl.!b p~1gt: now. " It's so easy to st.:c it,' said Treion Muller, danct.:s were kept, st1ch as th i.: ' l-t()-. and I J,d lowt:en whal ~lJUSA cn rn il s,'1 O lson said ll is a lso a guording tll yt:t, " Olson said. If there is w he a rai se in the fee s, Mecham, Lh is year the budgcl cc11n111i ttec members it will rnkc pl ace during spring 4uarter. Trcion Muller, acade mic vi ce prcst

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SIGNE I SOUTHERN UTAH UNIVERSITY PHILADELPHIA DAILY NEWS I Philadelphia STUDENT ASSOCIATION US A COMMENTARY I Selecting the new SUU president Now tha t the SUU Pres idential Searc h Committee has complctc with advertising 1n the U111ver~it1' Jounwl; I alsn sent mv e-mail ,1JJn.:s~ out w the studenl body as a mea11~ ol cc>1nmun ic;1tion I rcnwn.dly thank all of vc1u wh11 wok 1he.: orrrn tuniues to h.1vc a v111ce tn lhc pn>Cl'l·dings and give inc your m,1ghts :ind rcrceptiom,. A tnt.11 nf I O!:J .1pp l1 c.1tion,; wt·1c rl.!Cl.'.IVl'd We sr,ent many hllur~ !llh I uJing Sauml.1ysl rcvn:w1ng I I k ,1fl«·1 11ho, plrnnc l ,ii I::, wc1e LETTERS made l11 lhcl I.. 1dl'1encc:-. amJ afte1 .1hout tl11cl' meetings, Wl· had ,L ll'l t111n 1.;11tc1rn lm.1l1~c.:J amt tbL· .1ppl1c.itu111 lt,1 11:i1rnw1 d down u, ten l11rnl1,t,; (n1 lnlLfVil.!W:. H:1v111g rL· ·,d the Cll:dcn11als ltll.l Centennial Convocation not for students :I CC.tll11]lhshtnl'nt, 011 p:.tp«:11 Wl! WCn.: .1J) 11n:rn1u~ Lil ;\Cllt,llly he able 111 meet the t·.111u1J<1tcs Not unly put lhe n:1mcs with lace'> hut • £·or th~ p11st fnur year~ I fncnds ui th'- Unt VL r._i, v '' studcn1su1 l ,O/lll th..:numl111 111dn·d I ind nut :1buut c,1ch nf then persona Iit 1cs ;1ml I l thcv wmilJ h:ivc heL"n a :.t11dcnt hi.:r ..: at Wh.11 ab,111t the lthL· rnt of ,huuldn'c 111:111,·1 Wh :11 ,h1111 l,I :1 he g(l(,J f1t lor the tn5lltUlHin. SUU :111d du,ing that l1m1· I LheJ ,;tudcntsl Why wcrl!n't wc 111 a I 11.· I l s I h ;ll '' l' h ;) V V , l As 1 rnent rom:u emlic1, 19 memhcn, nwde up Lhe committee, h.1v1· just h,ll b~1ck and -.ort ol lnl'llltt111cdt W;~s It ll"l an chOH.e. ~:1ch rl!prescnting varit>us cnmr,cmcncs of chc whole. l111ttn lly, each gone wnh thl.! flow of things. ll VCt s ight Ill Wt:rL We So thn~1.· u[ you tha1 Ml'n't was kintl of wntc: h111g out tor his/her nwn arc:.1 hut as meetingr; I haven't nlways agreed with rurprn,clv being excluded: part oi the 11rng1c 100 lt.:t tnl' went by aml we Wl!nt through the process, sonit:Lh1ng very some of the th1nA that have I rlacctl a cid l to thl.! ~t ulh:nt o I I e r y u u so rn e ci t h c 1 amazi ng tr,111sp1red. We became 1m<.: We bcc:.11n<.: n whole hmly not g ll 11 C O 11 h c r C I b ll l J I, a V C act1vit1es offi cl! :rnd wa s suggc<; cilms Lhat you might just the sum of its pan s. Ead1 of us began to be c:o rKcmcd fnr the :1lw:1ys ju s t kept m y informed that 100 s tudl!nts find entertain ing, anJ m ore fuwn.: of SUU c1nd not just the future as it concernccl fa culty, staff, o pinio n s t o myself. wi ll be ad mitted w the imr,tJrtancl y1 events that yuu or community, etc. President-e lect Steven Bennion will do a Som ething h os recen tl y Convocarion, pr ov iding they can actua ll y :nccnd. From 10 fantastic jllb as unive rsit y preside nt. I sec h im taking our ccrnH: t o my a tte ntilln , have o ticket. a.m . until noon o n Ma y 211 tl inslitution to nl!wcr heights and greater places, jnst as the previous however, that J s imply just I asked why onl y J 00 were yo u can take ,1 campus rnur! presidents have done during the pasl I 00 years. cn n't ignore. And afrc r allowed a nd I was told that WOW! I can't wait! £'vc heard It wa s my privi lege tCI be able to rl.!prl.!se nt the students in having ta lked to some othe r there just isn't e no ugh room that thc rc is a Gene ral at.lvocating on their behalf for the futur c of this institution. stutlcnts who fl!l!I thl.! same (or more s tullcnts to attend, C lassroom building o n way I do, I dccitlcJ to finally huL that more students would campus. But I can't seem to Vala rie Olson is the SUUSA Pre.sident voi c1.: my opi nio n a nd be ad mitted if som e of the find it on 111 y own . Thank frus tration at the univl.!rs ity. VIPs dec iJet.l not to att e nd. goodness fo r a tour! l ca n' t This frustration is toward the O h, how nice! We can go IF wait to sec ill If a campus U NIV E R S ITY upcomin~ Convocatinn on oth<.:r p..: oplt.: decide 11 0 1 to ~n. I tout isn't quite ur your alley, Ma y 2 nd. For those of yo u thought tha t Convocations you c:an gee up r..:al ly earl y who do n ' t know [tbo ut it, were for th1;: s tuJcnt s! So th at mo rning anti ch..:1:k out Pres ide nt George Bu s h is where.: doc.:s the universit y get the dedi ca tio n of th L· ~Qld~1b coming to SUU tu deliver a off telling us tha t on ly 100 Cent urium (tha t round Cnnv11cation in ho nor of the students can attend? Now gazdrn- like thing w ith all f1RO FI-.\SIONAl STAW ANI) IIESK l'HONF. NUMIIERS: £dim, t..111)' l\,kt r '>lll~/ ')I SUU Ccn~ennia l celebration. correct ml' if I am wrong, hut thosl.! statues in tt ltH:nteJ1'. ~6S bll l~ impressed tha t o ur school fl round 5,000 students. few laughs. T a m 1.!Spcdally S'l"\J IH.N I s rAFr /\NI> m "I( l'I IONt:: N\JMIIERSt could oblain s uc h ;t speaker. And the Centrurn, where the looking fo rward to gc mng up "'-'-"Of"i)t~ l) litor, T he n I ca me across a flyl.!r Convocation will take placl.!, early. I may even ca mp out the M1

Opinion Uin.•1·1M i.Aquc11• Cart' 1 S]HlrU Edhor ChJJ L.lrnh 5811 S4tl8 and l quote: "admittance t o people. So how many VJPs arc a sweet spot! Al' Wire Edln,r fwn W,n,low ~r,5 8'.!l.~ Ar" Editor Ann M,in1: T•vlor ss,; 5-ISS F11c 11• £dhnr /11I s taff, Utah legislato rs a nd going to be canceled on that Convoca tion and let us decide thi.: /1111111,1/ ,n uny \!nmy 11r chc univ1.'fftt-)' y:_UL'rS w thu \..'\J1111r m1~1 be t)'~ a11J loclu\k: 1h..: n..amu 1tnd 1'lk1t1 I.! m.1mhl.!r Only 1h1.• 1um~ will he rrlnh.\.l N.nn\ll w.U 111,, he wllh1u.'.M um.k:, 11ny Ch<'Ultlll.ADCC.. j ltd 1h..:. cJ ht11 st ate and national officials, day so a majo rity of the if we want to attend. Because u.:ti.:rvcs t.:JHllllf. ru~1k,ta Lt.:'tl\!:rt must h..- Juhn1 1u~~ hy nrn,n FrhJ.iyt fm MnnUJy cdlrn111,, Tues.by• Im Wcthtl!tda-; ~'-'1t111ns ;mJ rhursJ.ays for FuJ.ay c.Jumn.s, represen t atives of a rea students won't e ven be in if it wasn't for the students, Crievancu: Any lnJ1Y1Ju.d w,1h -1 J!(lt.>v .. ncc a,:.1mn chc /u111rwl should Jm.'t::1 ,uch rruhkm f1rn ht thc.1.Xlimr. If colleges and univers ities, Cedar. But that still doesn't there would be no Centennial um'*1lv1.,~ that ,tfH• ..,.:. mc.4:- i h4 tulJ thl.!n be Jlt\.'Ct..id tu lh\t J1,urn11I SLcur1ni C11mm im:c, which 1., ch,111.'d hr O, Suu nn~ l..t rs< tn, ~~6-7~70. representat ives fro m each of make what the university is Gala a n d there certainly U...... y /OUIIIC Olfas ,n SUV T.x:l n >k'lt)' &uki11i m, Mltl"' SUU llt,. II.~, c.,J.ar Cuy, U..,, 11-1 711). FAX IJl()I I doing ri gh t. We s hould be wouldn't be a university. ~ .'41(7 E,mail a.ilr\Sr. ,,.,m,l/huu_.ulu the school's classes from 1900 to 2002, as w ell as invited allowe d to attend if we so 0 l'IUNTCO ON RtCVCLtD PAPlll PLEASE RECYCLE THlS COPY distinguis he d guests and desire, whe the r we a re 100 Jeffrey D. Peterson I THE UNIVER~ITY JOURNAL• SOUTHERN UTAH UNIVERSITY• WEDNESDAY, APRIL 2, 1997 OPINION ~l

MOLLY IVINS I DAVE BARRY COMMENTARY COMMENTARY I What about Ms. Easter Hen1 Hollywood's formula for disaster No cause has so united the womcn dcprcssion, and her self-esteem is Disaster movies arc back. I watched one is holding an emergency Cahinct meeting.) uf Ame rica si nce suffrage. /\cross lower than a fox's morality. First, she on TV, about asteroids slamming into the PR£S1Df.NT: Haven't l secn that exterior race, class and politic::tl lincs, we have gets PES !pre-Easter syndrome), and Earth and causing a devastating worldwide shot before? joined together t0 right this long- the n, s he gets PED (pos t-Easte r epidemic of bad acting. VI CE PRESIDENT: It's the same one standing affront lo our gendl.!r. The dcprcssion). Also there arc TWO di saster movies they use in the Tom CIAn cy movies. movement is sweeping the country- It's not as th() ugh the Easter Hen abouL volcanoes, including one set in Los PRESIDENT: OK, somebody set up the the Nation;d Organi zation fo r gets credit all yea r lonR and Mr. Ange les, although I doubt that a volcano plot. Wo men, the Junior Lcaguc, the Ea ste r Bunny just steals the s how would faz t:: REAL L.A. reside nts, a SCIENCE ADVISER: Mr. Prnsident, once a of the courageous group of p<'opl c who think unless som ething is dc,n e, a di saster is National Women's Political Caucus, yC.1r. Oh no1 for the rest the Rcpubl ican Fcdcratibn of year, the poor darling has to put up nothing of builuing luxury homes on steep going to smkc in YO rn 111utc-s, sending Womcn-,md we Mc all 111.:hind it 100 with th e rooster. What is the oldest hi llsides made entirely of mud: miniatme cars flying in all directions. pacent. Even the pro-and anti-choice sayi ng in the barnya rd, when: they MRS. L.A. HOMEOWNER: Well, our PRESIDENT: Nincty minutl!s! Why ~o frictions have joined together in this really know how all this works? You hillside bome is finally done! Ion~? commo n c,iusc to rcvcrsc an got it: "The rooster crnws, and the MR. t .A. HOMEOWNER: Le t 's go SCIENCE ADVISER: We need to build insupportable injustice w women. hen del ivcrs. 11 She gets no respect. inside! up the suspense. Wc arc Jctcrminecl, 1111d we shall People make slighting remarks about (He touches the doorknob, ca using thc GENERAL: Sir, we mus t l:iun c h a prevail. The onl y 4ucs tio11 left ls: 11 hen parties, 11 "old biddies" and house llJ slide dl>wn the hillside and break nuclear sLrike against Houston! How long? How long mus t the II broody hcns. 11 Yo u ' d be broody into 7?, million pieces.) PRESIDENT: Wh y? women of America, and inJcccl the yo ursclf, duckit.:, if you had to put up MR. L.A. HOMEOWNER: Not again! GENERAL: I hate Houston. world, continue to suffer under this with this. MRS. L.A. HOMEOWNER: Don't fct! I PRESIDENT (To the hl:!ro): fake, you're unconscionable cu ltural affliction? A.nu then what happens? The Easler bad ! Thl! brus h fire was almo$ t hc rt.: incredibly good-looking. I want you to take How long before it is righted :ind Hcn puts on a little weight, and antway! your minority i;idekick and ~ct ovl!r to the Woman is at last given her just due? suddcn I y, she's dropped Ii kc n hot MR. L.A. HOMEOWNER: 1 know! As laboratory immcdiat..:ly anJ develop a I speak, of course, of the Eastcr Hen . rock for some Yl1 tmg chick. Rco ll yl soon as this t.:arthquake tn:mor is over, rom:incc in tcrcst with the heroine. If this The Easter Hen, Jus t le t 111.:r add a let's build anothc1 luxury mov1c is rated · R," s he whn, fnr lo I hcsc ------becnming stoutness, a home on Lh is exact spm! .------, can show hcr breasts. tens or thousands or 'The Easter bcr11s a hen who h:1 s MRS. L.A. 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about every prank that there is. l' m just s uppliers. "They thought it was really caught us off guard, " sahl Esplin. By JO ANN LUNDGREEN a practicaJ joker." funny," he sa id. However he said, that each of the ASSOCIATE EDITOR Ln deciding to perpetrate this particular At the LOS Institute of Religion, teache rs carried on the spirit of the April prank Banks said that he just could not Secretary Chris Reynolds delivered Fools' when they cook the cake Students and faculty who ma y have joke think of anything else and so he decided "beautifully de.coratc

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The revitaliza tion of educ~1tiona l syste ms in the United Srntcs will hc viewed from th!! perspective of n natiunally n:cugni zcd reformer during an Aptd IS Centenni:tl Lecture Series prescnu.11ion ot SUU. John I. Goodlad, dircct1J1 of lhe Center for Bducalronal Rc ncw:1 1 at the Univcrsity of Wn"hmgton and president of tl,e independent Institute tnr Educational Inquiry, will present the lecture as p~11t 111 SUU 's ccnten111al year t> bservancc. Good lad is also a professor of c. S l{1\ s 10 Washing1on cnn work cvcn hartb undt.r •O.aN11c.mcnt said. "Dr. Goodlad- like othe rs in C ( UI .._F <11.n,l1oL,Ot'• art' J,1tnbu11t'-l l,,1. ·1 li\A CRl-;t,' lf\J,\k.lu.J . ,ul lr1mtuu;,u_.J ~nkn, Im.. t'ot- ,nn,1t lf'lm~J,t:fr 1ufmoho1.,tttf\. OH.h.1,lm• .. h,.,,,., .-r1J •,~t~""'"'· the series- is on the cutting of '-"'II l '400 8-411~:-lt .,., ~ f1). fa, ., 1,.u1tt,.., CRI I· V'U-J,t1.Hn k..:.,.J th. ptu,f:1"''-lur., ... l"C'full\. l.ttf,111• •ou 1nu"1: '-" ti11tt1I ,nonn• l).u, ot fo,, ,,.~ • t, developments in his fi eld." ------·---- ··-----.. -· ··- ··~ ····---·----·-···- ... I

- = ~ Ill~ FOCUS: CONVOCATION THE UNIVERSITY JOURNAL • SOUT HERN UTAH UNIVERSITY• WEDNESDAY, APRIL 2, 1997 THE UNIVERSITY JOURNAL • SOUTHERN UTAH UNIVERSITY • WEDNESDAY, APRTL 2, 1997 FOCUS: CONVOCATION Illl - Technology to be topic of Convo Education benefits Burke to talk about technology's role in society as co-host, reporter, and then host of his own prime-time from technology By JIM ROBINSON weckly scicnce sh()w. the masses of people that for some CAMPU~ EDITOR His fa scination with technology and its imp~~ct on society lcd By JODI BEVAN reason or another cannot attend to a prize-winning 10-p:in series t1tkd Connec; tions. I-Ocus mrron classes nn campus. Possible immense ramifications of a new information surge The series, which first aired in tl.e United States on PBS "There arc moms out Television in 1979, explored the evolution of technolo~y. driven primarily by advances in teli;communications will be "Technology is neither positive Lhere who would like get an That series generated the largest audience ever for a w discussed at an April 3 Convocation lecture at SUU. nor m:gative, it is neutral. It's the education, bm have to stny home Jocumentary series in the U S. James Burke, a television host, author, and ed ucator whose utilization of technolngy that with their children and fathers and It has been bruadcast to more than 50 presentations in a variety of formats have makes it good or bad," said Jack hushanJs who have to support countries and is on the curriculum of over been presented internationally, will speak at Hill, din.:ctor of distance learning. their fami lies instead of going to 300 coll eges and universities. A comp:.111in n the 11 a.m. program in the SUU Today technology hos subtly school," said Hill, "with 'Burke explains that a book has hccn a best seller in several Auditorium. cased into our society and the technology, we can bring educa tion nations. The Convocation is free, and the public is natural progression of ra mifications have been both good w them via the Internet." invited to attend. "Riding the Network" is Subsequent television projects have and bad, said HU I. 'information surges' has included The Real T11ing, a s ix -part serics For these reasons, Governor tJ1e title of tbe address. The advantages that we gain and some of the other examining tbe brain and the nature of "Burke explains tbat a natural progression driven the evolution of from the modernization of western governors have foundcJ human perception; The Day The Universe of 'inlormatio1, surges' has driven the Lechnology arc far greater and Western Cuv~rnnr's Virtual all life on earth,' Lana Chunged, a l 0-part series on selected evolution of all life on earth," Lana Johnson, sometimes less noticed than the University, accessible over the SVU director of lccturcs/specinl pro1ects, discoveries and innovations that have had an fohnson, SUU director nuturioul> downside I such as the Internet, said Hill. sa id. "Each of those surges has resulted ln irrevocable eHcel on society (wi th a alarming cm1.:rgcnce in couch Through a home C(J mputer society becoming more complex, more of lectures/special companion book); :ind Afwr the Warming, a powtocs and misus1.: of the Internet equipped with the Internet, varied, and more adaptive to ch;mge. mini-series on the greenhouse effect. projects, said. by teens and others, he said. educauon can be taken lO people, From 199 1-94, Burke wro1 1.: and produced a "He likes to point out that if the immense According to 1[ill , technology is though "young people will alway 20 pan television series on the mternctive complexity of the modern world 1s the all around us, so inv1'l1ble that we be in need of a pla1.;c of kuming, 11 product of an extremely small percentage of nnturc nf histoncal change. c chc adv.rncc"' arc .1lrcadv be111g m:Hlc, the planet."' Burke was horn in North em Ireland .md cduc.1ted ;H fc l>t1s n1·w u.:chnolo~ical adv;mccs however, the reception 111 the Colle~c, Oxford Burke beian a technolos:) -rclatcJ career with work on llaliau At the UOIVCl'i llY level, 11111 SJid puhl 1c to th1. .1d v:mcci. nwy take I le hil i. taught ,ll th1.. univers1ucs of Bologn.1 und Urbino, Ital y, 1aJio. lh11L technology 1s reaching out LO some t1 me Jack Hill In l 966 he moveJ to LonJon anJ workctl With uac '1 clcv1swn and w:is direc tor of the Enili~h Schools tll Bolugna ond :n ltonH.'. Information era allows social progress Information surge responsible for modernization Up to now, the limitations of communication technology /It Rcrlin headquarters rc4uires1 with software uplinked via u By JAMES RURKE any time gave special importance to all knowledge, irrespective Japanese satellite from Korea, whtll happens tO natwnal Technological advancements bring greater accessibility PRODUCER OF I CONNECTlONS" of wha t 1t might have been, simply because 1t w;1s inncccss1blc. bovercignty and the hundreds of ncms of domestic leg1slauon What was not generally availab le was usually regnroletc? By JO ANN LUNDGREEN Smith. "Our country traditionally regulates what goes on in the Thanks w information surge, each om.: of us in Lhc modern valu;1blc. This kind or networking is typica l of the way in which 11 The innovations produced by the few pcbple who had access to OF TH£ JOURNAL ST/\FF country and at its borders, he said. However it has become more world has more machine power available nt a fin gertip than any information surge generates social complc,my and, with it, dHficult to regulate these things on the Internet. Roman emperor. this secret knowledge were, from t ime to tlmc, let loose upon diffusion of power outwards from the center. Years ago our society bascd its needs off of the agricultural Therefore, he said, the re have been increasing discussions about A medieval king woul }'~tem l>, society in a powerful, innovating w.we that in some way When information surge telecommuting and videoconferencing, small communines anl,'Y and information he Each time surge occu rs (and with it, massive increases in the the next surge. Jistribution, and, ahcWI.' all, make possibk the cuswm1:ing of Act of l 996. /on Smith said. ' levels of innovation), society has ddcgawd responsibility for When nn American manager can, m real rime, aummated 1mJt1et en fit t'Vcry customer's desires. lnform.1t1tm sur~t' will, han

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Stop by to see our mod.el today! 4 1 North Main Call while units are still available! Red Cliffs MaJI We are only able to rent to students who are part-time, married. or 673-2471 628-2664 have children. THE UNIVERSITY JOURNAL. SOUTHERN UTAH UN IVERSITY. WIIDNESOAY, APRIL 2, 1997 THE N AT1 o N n u.s. DIGEST Jury selection continues in trial ..,..,r-....,., WEAPONS DISCOVERED AS CULT DENVER (AP) - A prospective juror looked All but one of the candidates have said t hey INVESTIGATION WINDS DOWN: across the courtroom at Timothy McVcigh would be wWlng to recommend execution - a Assault rifl es, shotgun s and rifles were yesterday and couldn't believe the young man requirem ent to serve on a capital t ria l in reportedly fo unJ tnday in two storage sheds with the buzz cut, blue oxford s hirt and quick federal court. rented by the s uicidal Heaven's Gate cult. sm ilc could be a terrorist bomber. O ne of the prospects was dis misst:d yesterday Detectives discovered the weapons during a " H e looks like a nice k.itl," said the middle· - Lh e first publicly announct•d dismissal - search of the sheds, according to the North !San aged woman. " It's overw helmi ng for m e to after s he cried in court while describing her Diego) County Times. Detectives wc>uld not think that this person who looks li ke the problems with s tress. ...___.....__ __, speculate on why cult m embers needed the average type of person could do s uch a thing." The woman initially said that despite her MarshaJJ weapons, or whether they had planned to use But the soft-spoken woman said she could problems s he felt s he could serve. " I'm a very Applewhite the weapons in the mass suicide tliscovered still recomm end death for .------honest pcrson and I' m a good Wednesday in a posh Rancho SaOla Fe w hoever was responsible for Oklahoma listener and t ht!re are a lot of mansion. Thirty-nine members of the high-tech cult lt·d by the Apri I 19, 1995, blast that quaU tics I wottld bring to Mar·hall Applewhite died. tore apart the Oklahoma City • t h is," she i;aiJ federal building and killed But asked by U.S. District CLINTON TELLS LIQUOR INDUSTRY "NO 168 people, including 19 Judge Richard Matsch whcLhcr BUSINESS WITH KIDS": Pn.:sidem C liDton, who scureii-ig and the possibility of the with kids," he dcchln:d. But even its Clinton :1rgued he was crime." death penalty, the woman protecting chil

THE WORLDJ1-- - WORLD DIGEST Palestinians die in failed attacks CHINA JNSISTS IT HAS MADE IMPROVEMENTS N.£17.ARIM, Gaza Strip (AP) - Israeli troops President C linton 0 11 the cri sis, t he prime IN HUMAN R IGHTS: Hoping tu ddkct foreign criticism shot ;ind killed two Palestin ians and two minis ter's spoke::smat'I said. and possible U.N . cens ure, China cited am,-poven y dfnrLs and others blew themselves up in bu11glcd :.uicide N etanyahu also w ill address the pro-Tsr~1cli a cral:kdnwn on crime Monday as examples of Lh c rrogrcss it bo mbings yesterday, one of the dea lid ilrn 'il.;\.'11C .111d flt 111.1ki: IL 1\/Cll' (llitin.11.: d ,in ,I ).;l:tlll '' Hi.:C.lll'-l' ul th~· n.11111n.1l 11:lllllC \H .1 I I tt IL· 11 HI n • 1: , t: 1 ling ~l lt'l·1, 111 thi'> l'l\l11h1t 1\11·v did :1 l11tli,.• .1J l hL' mu t 11\cly w1ll lw ,1111\, 111~ 1 w1,k \ .1111.'1 v ,,t 1pp1i1achi.:s, 1up1 c.;;i;, l1hhwg '>cg111,·111 ""·'"' H1u111 "' l'ht.: 11pcninJi lw~an the ,111 .J /'ln111d .-rl1 ird,. :111J n11.:d1:1 Nl:w 1:xp1c~~1rn1.., 11td1trn~ tr.1d111on.il arl1st1L: ,1 d V C 11 tu I' L'. t I 11 u u .tdl C h I I) n '1· I 111 g l h ~· \' J., l lw,tory With ,Ill ()Vl'I t Ul'I.. nu in her ol ch,IJl);C!i tll lltL nwdia wcrl' v. h:tt Wl' Wl'1l' 1 110111 the SUU w1nd inst itutinn 111 the ptt'>l h111k111g lt>I ' t.: nscmhlc conducted hy I 00 yc.111,, with school I ht'l yi:.11 ' ... Pl C'tl, only a fri.:shman, is now 5-9 on the season and champio ns Lewis&. Clark in a single game, Aggie!> held off the 'Birds?. the s tre ngth of the SU scheduled to begin at I p.m. 2 te nnis team. Woywod Tbe game opens n four-game series with thc It was the first win of the com es to SUU fwm La s Warriors, with n doubleheader schedukd for yem for the Aggics, while Vegas where she had an Friday and ;m other single game Saturday. tt moved the 'Birds to 3-11 excel le nt prep career, following tbe series with Lewis & Clark I 15· on the season. including several 5- 1) , the 4-20 'Birds travel to Salt Lake City for Rohm Wnod, who individual high school three ga mes tH Utah I 19- 11 - L with six. lo p lay ployed the number-three and open toum.imcnt heforc the SU series). ,;ingks, was the only ' Bi rd wins. 11 She's been The 'Bi rds h:we been off since March 23,

to pul l away with a w1n 1 playing outstandmg when they dropped hmh end" nl a tlouhlchcmler Jcfcaun~ Jul it.: Power m tennis," said Head at M csn Swtc, S- 1 and 16-7. l w,i set::. 6-·~. 6-1 W1 md has Lenny Lee. The break cam e at a goud ume, allowing the now won fou1 o f her last "She's been everything I players to gel through the lirst week of Spring fiVl', 111c.:ludinggoingJ-l 111 cxpectt:pr111g lirl·ak. through California, and J ~li6 <.: lip and avcrogmg just over eight run, SU nbn cn111yeJ a win along with Butler has per game 1 from d11t1blc:, partner~ won six wl'r 8., with wms :.u far, as she Sl'e tl in their L'YCS W1...· know Wl''tc gmllh to 111 rlllrnht·i Ollt' d11uhlc~ ha:. posted a 6-~ ~i,;11rc \:If.ht \)I IO run!, .J g,Jnll' l'Vel V l lll\1' WC R11h111 Wc11)d ;i11d <.;nr;1h rei:.md.This i5 the final ..,lcp 11111 thl'rc 110w " Si.:otl losl s .i ,n ni1mhn ve:11 111 c111np\'l1tion hen: l'hl' b.1d lll'WS ts that the SU'!. p1tch111r, hasn't 1w11 douhll'!;, whale K,1r,1 Im tlw \U te:1111 l',lf'Lli11 rn:1tchcJ thl· hitcrn~ sucu•ss rl1l' 'Umh l:RA Amk r ,1111 ;md Taff,1ny "She'., been 11w.du.1hk Wl'IH f1,tlll X.S() lO K \J:! ll\'l' r till. month llullol k lusl 1-i 6 on .ind off the cnu1 t," L11ok1ng at Lewis~ Cl.11k the Wa11w, ... h.tVl' Tiu~ W;h the ,1xth "-Lee said "She '-Cl .1 iond nutclwd Win', UVL'r wn ..hrngtun, l'>:tnt:1 Cl.1ta IIH.l'llll): bll WCl..!11 the: t Wtl :!! slnnd,ird to t hl: you 11~:u antl San fuse St.Ht: this yc.:ar t- '-thool-,, w1th the Agg1t''i g11 la y1.•rs. She' a gooJ rok Scn111r 01-' Bucky Jacohsl'nl 440, 11 I IR, .~4 11 now holJmg ,I •I ' l'dge ..: mode I. RBI, .917 ~lug~tng prt.) kad:. an nllt'11s1ve L.1st scJstm the 'l\nJ:. nttack wl11t:h hon~ts hvt regulars with batting Last ycnr at this time tldc;ited the 1\ggic~ tn both L------=~~~~!!!!!!!!!!••••..,.J ~ lfotlcr w;is riJin~ ;1 h vc· nvcrngcs over .JOO. m:nches, winning 6-.~ rn Jr1nior Hobin Wood /111111 Urah Scot,:·~ Ju/it! Power in Wl'elwnd matc.:h win sucak to Th1: W;1mors 1 t.;RA 1:. nc .in ohstt•m.: ly l11w CeJ,11 :ind 5-2 1n Logan. 11cti1m lier11 in CeJar. Utah Sww won the mc1tc.:h 7-2 in the finish the s1.:ason with 3.68 m ark, led by I ighthandcr John Veitch :H Huth teams arc scheduled 'H11d,, onl,Y lw11w e1r,petm111cc seven wins. 1.05 ~and lefty Adam Huxhold :n 2. .•n Spring football Winter sports athletes honored The nnnual winter sports awards banquet was held assis tants Anna West and Ryan Bi:.hup. slated to begin Marc h 27 at the 1-lunu:r Conference Ccnlt.! r to honm· Head Gymnastic Coach Scott Bauman was more those athletes who partic ip:1tcd in men's anti than happy to let the c rowd know ho w thankful he The SU fomball te,lm will upcn the 1997 spring women's and . was for his team. 11 Thl.!se girls are Lrul y 1.h:dicated footbal I season next week as official workouts begin Three athletes received MVP athlctc;:s, 11 he said. His cho1ce of Tuesday at 3 p.m . at the SU practice fi elds. honors, including Ma.rk Kissclburgh ,t!; MVP was hccausc The scheJule calls fo r the team w work out every Schweigert for men's basketball, of the "stcll;ir year" she had , d11y cxct:pt Thursdays and Sundays through the end Krista Smi th for women's receiving cxcellcot scores in the of spring ha U, which culminates in the spring game, baskcthnll, and Down Kisselburgh three events she participatcJ in. Apr i I 26 nt 7:05 p.rn . for i.,ry mnastics. Bauman also spukc very highly 11 Wc.'rc.: rcaJy, 11 SU first-year H t.!a d Football Although the coaches claimed o{ Julie Crant who finishcu up Coach Ra y Gregory said. " Wc'vi,; haJ a great off­ they didn't like to chost! just one he r final :.e:ison of gymnastic:;, scnson cond1tioni ng program and we're ready to get .ithlcte to receive this honor, all "She is the most solid athlete­ out on t h<.: field and play some footbnl I. " coaches felt these athletes you can ever imagine," he sai

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