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student's classes By Greg Orlando Senior Sla1f Reporter By Donna Murphy All men and white women were Auisranr News Ediror forced to leave a speech on sexual President David P. Roselle strolled into class assault of minorities Monday four minutes late Tuesday, inconspicuously clad because the lecturer said black and in a crewneck sweater, khaki pants and penny Oriental women in attendance would loafers. be freer to speak without others Roselle posed as Libby Brockhoff (AS SR) for present. the second annual Trading Places Day, a day About 10 people were asked to sponsored by the undergraduate Student Alumni leave the lecture titled, "Survival Association when the university president and a Skills for Women of Color," pan of student change roles. Sexual Assault Awareness Week, Roselle filled his backpack and began his day said Donna Tuites. program at 7:30a.m. with an ARA-catered breakfast at the MAximillian Gret~sch coordinator for the Office of Perkins Student Center. Libby Brockhoff (AS SR) raised $200 to buy tickets, ensuring an 82 percent chance of winning this year's raffle. Women's Affairs. · Highlights of the day included an international relations class, lunch with Brockhoff's friends and an afternoon visual communications class. • See editorial page 6 At I p.m., after awkwardly adjusting himself in one of the hardwood desks at Recitation Hall, Trading places Tuites, ' who had to leave the President Roselle became one of 30 advertising lecture herself, said the request for students in Professor Raymond Nichols' class. the men and white women, including In class, students presented eight advertising Visual communication major acts as university president for a day a local TV news crew, to leave the concepts for a peer critique session for products meeting was made by Sheila such as Jolt Cola, and Old El Paso chili. Thompson-Thomas, the workshop's Nichols called on Roselle for some By Jason Sean Garber countless numbers of students, faculty and went to the visual communication people, lecturer and presenter. Assis~;~nr Sporrs Eciror constructive criticism, and to students' surprise, administrators get up for a normal day by the library, my roommates and my Black and Oriental women he had a preuy keen eye for ads. Upstart challenger student Libby pounding relentlessly on that noise-maker, teachers," Brockhoff said. "I collected over experience double victimization due Lisa Lo Bianco (AS SR) said, " It was a Brockhoff defeated incumbent David P. slowly rising and finally gaining $200, but there were only 30 other entries. I to their skin color and sex, surprise to see how much he did know about Roselle in the run-off electwnfor university consciousness. had an 82 percent chance." Thompson-Thomas said. advertisinl!." presilknt 14!)87 to 14, Monday, according The dream is over and Roselle is still The program, in its second year at the It was necessary to close the "He pointed out a lot of things none of us to offiCials. president, or is he? university, followed Roselle from his workshop to men and white women noticed," she said. · Brockhoff Was" sworn in by the outgoing Usually he would be, but Tuesday was no presidency at the University of Kentucky, he so those in attendance would have Throughout the presentations, Roselle offered Roselle a1 7:30a.m., Tuesday , in the Wilson ordinary day for either Roselle or Libby said. the freedom to speak clearly, she suggestions for slogans and graphic designs, and Room of the Perlcins St!Uknl Center, in front Brockhoff (AS SR), because Brockhoff won Brockhoff's presidential day began with a said. shared personal anecdotes revealing sources for a massive crowd crying out Brockhoff s the Trading Places raffle contest sponsored breakfast with Roselle, Clark and Ron This freedom might not have his input. name in unison. by the Student Alumni Association. Whinington, assistant to the president. been realized, she said, if the RoSelle also helped the class solve an Roselle will now become a studefll and The raffle cost $1 to enter, and the $260 She then embarked on a journey that audience wasn't solely made up of advertising design problem in class. major in Yisual communications with a in proceeds will benefi t the Alumni Merit would take her to speak with 13 di fferent "women of color." The class then divided into two groups, one minor in business adm inistration, a Scholarship Fund, said Bill Clark, advisor to administrators, in seven different meetings "I'm sorry people were including Roselle, to brainstorm and sketch an ad supporter said. the Student Alumni Association. until4: 15 p.m. disappointed [at being turned see IN CLASS page 5 BZZZZZ. The alarm buzzer goes off as "I campaigned for two and a half weeks. I see AT WORk page 5 away]," she said. According to the university undergraduate catalogue, university policy prohibits discrimination on the basis of race, creed, color, gender, age, religion, national ...----INDEX---, City enforces IPR regulations origin, veteran or handicapped status in its educational programs, activities, admissions or Opinion ...... 6 Restrictions may cause problems for Parents' Day tomorrow employment practices Vivant ...... 9 The lecture was advenised in the Entertainment ...... 11 By Kent Schoch council's decision," he said. " I Hogan said the areas near Rodney Sexual Assault Awareness Week Classifieds ...... 1 0 Sr~ ff Reporter don't feel that we were asking for and Dickinson dormitories will be pamphlets and on billboards across Sports ...... 13 The Newark City Council that much, just a little piece of the handled like Move-In Day. Public campus as "open to women only." Comics ...... 15 decided Monday against allowing loaf, but I don' t even think we got Safety and University Police will "[Thompson-Thomas'] workshop In-vehicle Parking Regulator (IPR) the heel." be on hand to manage cars and will be valuable for parking restrictions to be lifted Brook said he is discouraged d irect parents to legal parking victims/survivors and anyone throughout the city for Parents' about t.he possibility of future areas. concerned about sexual assault and ---Also inside:-- Day tomorrow. dialogue, but added the university Brook said, "We have 6 ,000 its prevention," the pamphlet said. However, the council will fully participate. p arents coming this weekend. Thompson-Thomas said she was initially contacted by Jessica Possible program cuts ...... 2 unanimously agreed to relax IPR Cenain situations require the They're not going to be familiar with the [parking] ordinance. We Schiffman, program coordinator for Fair Hill races ...... 4 parking regulations and allow city manager and chief of police to Public Safety to regulate brief exercise good judgment and relax don ' t want parents to come to Women' s Studies, and told New Dustin Hoffman film ..• 9 stops by parents on a portion of the parking restrictions in needed Newark to visit their students and Schiffman she wanted to have the Volleyball wins ...... 13 Forest Lane. areas so an event can take place get tic keted at West Campus John Brook workshop restricted to only women Forest Lane is behind the unhindered, he said. see PARENTS page 5 .. .says city councifs view is petty see SPEAkER page 5 Dickinson and Rodney Complexes on West Campus. This street has limited parking to handle the parent visits. University awaits Army research grant Newark Chief of Police William Hogan said IPR restrictions will be By Russ Bengtson toward ends that have both a military The URI wouJd provide funds fer in effect and enforce,d throughout Senior Slaff Rrporlrr and a commercial purpose," Prater .five years, starting in the fiscal year the city on Parent's Day as they The university Center for said. 1992, .Praler said. would be on any other day. Composite center Composite Materials (CCM) is The Army toured the center in the university was the recipient of a The decision came after a expecting approximately $4 million in August, and then made their UR~ in 1986 for three years, and lengthy debate between counci I may receive research grants from the U.S. Army recommendations to the Department reoe1ved a two-year exlerlSioo. members and John Brook, vice wh ich may· be used for military of Defense, Prater said. ..We received approximately $5 president for Government and $4 miiHon award purposes, officials said. Roy L. McCullough, director for million over 5 years," McCullough Public Relations. The grant is pan of the Army's the CCM, said the university would said, "including SliTli!Hm inilially fer Brook, who called the council's University Resean:h lnitialive (URI), be notified if it receives the grant 30 materials. This year we'll be Bri•n O.nbrock IHds view "petty," said students should from U.S. military which will fund a range of programs, days after Congress passes the I'CIQuesbna approilinalely [$7SO,OOO] men'• croa counrry INm. warn their parents about parking said John .Praler, U.S. Anny assisumt Defense budget, which depends on per ys." Profile, tM1f! 13. before they come to town. "I am director of material science. how swiftly President Bush and Tom Rooney (AS JR). a member "The studies •e usually directed congress a:t. see MILITARY pap 5 L very disappointed with the • 2 • THE REVIEW • November 1, 1991 City may increase SEAC halts parking meter rates its protest

By GI"'!R Orlando On West Main Street, New Sonior Sulf of Conoco Greeks rock the night RPpomt London Road, Forest, Soulh College Parking meter rates may increase and Amstel avenues. Kent Way and z=:Weii Main street : · almost four-fold if a new bill Academy Street from Delaware away for diabetes New london Road introduced at the Newark City A venue soulhward, the current rate of o' oil drilling Beginning Nov. 3, members Council meeting Monday is 20 cents per hour will be increased N l'"orresttane of Sigma Nu fraternity and approved. 375 percent to 75 cents per hour. Alpha Xi Delta sorority will The council voted unanimously in The increase will make parking Du Pont subsidiary spend 24 hours a day for seven ! ~~~~p~:~ h(; : [;};:;;;:; ;:;·~ ~ :': favor of lhe bill which would increase meter rates in these zones equal to In­ straight days rocking in chairs city parking meter rates up to 375 vehicle Parking Regulator (IPR) rates, cancels Ecuadoran outside the Sigma Nu house in & A~ademy Street percent in some zones, a Newark said Alben K. Martin, city finance the seventh annual Rock for ·,: 3 . rain forest project City Manager Carl Luft said if the The proposal to increase lhe rates Fraternity member Matt council &PPfOves the bill at lhe next was not made to encourage people to By DiClemente (BE SR) said that Chris Dolmetsch meeting Nov. 11, lhe changes will go buy IPRs, Martin said, but to make put in new parking meter for seven hours, Vivian Denisar NPA Slaff Rl!port« the idea for the event originally into effect Jan. 1, 1992. the parking meter rates consistent mechanisms and housings. bookeeper/cashier supervi:;or said. carne from a fraternity member The Student Environmental If the bill is approved, parking with lPR rates. Martin said the renovations will "[NPA parking lots) are definitely Action Coalition's (SEAC) plan to whose brother had diabetes. rates will be increased in all lhree of Luft said the bill was proposed begin during winter break. underutilized," Martin said. According to Chris Gobler protest Conoco Oil's drilling project Newark's parking zones. because parking rates in Newark were He said the proposed changes He said he doesn't know how (AS SR), community chairman in the Ecuadoran rain forest on Oct. The proposed parking meter outdated. He said the proposed rates might encourage people to use the much revenue lhe proposed increases for Sigma Nu, the event should 22 was cancelled the day before increases are as follows: are similar to parking rates in other Newark Parking Authority (NPA) will generate. "We can't say if people raise between $4,000-$5,000 for when the company decided to On East Main, Haines and communities. parking lots behind Main Street will use the meters." withdraw their funds in search 'of the American Diabetes Academy streets, 10 cents will pay for Luft said, "I don't think I can which will not be affected by the Martin, who said he is concerned Association. other ventures. 20 minutes of parking instead of lhe remember the last time we increased parking rate increases. about the changes, said if the Conoco's plan, which has been in He said the donations will be current allotment of 30 minutes, and the parking rates." Rates in the NPA's three hourly increases are too high, people won't used specifically for diabetes existence since July 1990, has been lhe maximum allowable time to park The increases, he said, would go parking lots will remain at 35 cents use lhe meters and the city may be taken over by Maxus Energy of screening. will be one hour. hand in hand with the city's plan to per half hour, up to a $4.90 maximum forced to re-evaluate the. changes. "Once people are diagnosed Dallas along with four other early, it's not a large JrOblem," comoanies. said Larry Sorinster. a spokesperson for Conoco Oil which he said. "But if it goes is a subsidiary of Du Pont. undetected, it could involve Environmentalists have protested serious complication." Council will vote on cuts to 3 programs involvement in the rain forest since This is the second year the the beginning, Springer said. sorority is participating in the "We were glad Du Pont pulled event. Recommendation would reduce funding for Arts and Science college by $900,000 out," said Tom Rooney (AS JR), DiClemente said they asked By Wendy Rosen awaits faculty planning," Pipes in starting a new department, said Students in the College of Arts campaigns coordinator for SE~C. lhe Alpha Xi Delta members to S~ffRI!porter said. Siegel, professor of neurobiology and Science make up about half the "It was a big political victory for participate last year, apd the The university budget council These programs were selected university, Pipes said. The college in the school of Life and Health us." results were positive. will vote today on a because a minimal amount of had one of the lowest percentages Sciences. "I don't want to take away from Jen McCausland (ED SR), recommendation to cut $900,000 changes would occur having the of cuts of all colleges, he said. "The University of Delaware Du Pont," Rooney said. "They do philanthropy chairperson for in funding for three programs in least effect on the academic has taken a step backward," he The status of these programs some good things. But the Alpha Xi Delta, said that by the College of Arts and Science to program, he said. said. will be determined after a one- to ecological danger is still there." having the sorority rock along help reduce the estimated $9 .I "We are not cutting faculty like Daniel Chester, director of the two-month voting process. Nigel Garrett (EO JR), SEAC's wilh Sigma Nu, lhey are able to million budget deficit. in medical technology, but we are cognitive science program and This starts in the budget council, actions coordinator, said group increase donations. The proposed cuts would giving up the money that allows associate professor in the computer goes to the Faculty Senate members' demands were to end Not only does the event eliminate funding for "frills" like a them to get independent science department said, "We are a committees and ends with the drilling and re-establish the area as benefit area residents inflicted clerical staff, guest speakers, recognition," he said. rather small program at the provost and the president, Pipes a natural forest. · with diabetes, it also gives symposiums and publications, said Pipes said faculty will not lose moment but we will lose a said. He said SEAC will be working visibility to the plight of the R. Byron Pipes, provost and vice their positions because the secretary and I will lose a small Medical technology, interior wilh the Rainforest Action Network American Diabetes Association, president for Academic Affairs. professors work in other salary." design and theater are still being in San Francisco to pressure Maxus said Joanne Turner, executive The faculty in the American departments. "We have money left over from voted on for elimination, he said. into leaving Yasuni, where the director for the American Studies, cognitive science and However, they will have to a previous budget, about $19,000, "Whatever happens with the drilling is to take place. Diabetes Association. neuroscience programs will be able work out of their individual so we'll be able to survive for budget cuts, the programs would Phyllis Sammons, a The chairman of lhe board of to continue offering degrees departments to continue the awhile," Chester said. be phased out," said Richards. spokesperson for Maxus El)ergy, lhe Delaware American Diabetes without any university funding, he programs because the programs The cognitive science program "Provisions have already been confirmed that they would be the Association has volunteered to said. will no longer have office space, will try to get volunteers and made for this." primary operator in Y asuni and will rock in the event, she said. Mary Richards, dean of the Pipes said. graduate students to help with the Pipes said, "If a major were to continue the Conoco's former Several other board members College of Arts and Science, said Dr. Jerome Siegel, director of paperwork, he said, "and see how be discontinued, students would be development plans. will also visit throughout the if the faculty finds the programs the neuroscience program, said the it works." counseled into similar programs." Rooney said the oil drilling week. are not running properly without program is for doctoral students would destroy acres of rain forest Morris library escorts the funding they can vote tn and needs a budget to advertise it discontinue them. to other students. land and would also bring western create safe path home "It is the intent that students not Establishing a new discipline diseases to the Huaroni Indians Jose the majors but this decision like neuroscience is the first step 3ft8-200I living there. The lhird annual Safe Walk He said a disease such as the Program CO-sponsored by Sigma I common cold could spread lhrough Chi Lambda fraternity and Phi the entire tribe and kill it. Sigma Sigma sorority began -r1l~..,tfP Oct. 22 in the Morris Library. Two representatives from POLICE REPORT s-ro .... o~ each group will be in the library The Review commons Sunday through AL~ Thursday nights from I 0:30pm. Vandal spray-paints cat morning, Newark Police Said. FRIDAY- A Four-Star A/1-Nnerican until closing to offer students a The van, a 1981 Ford, was 1\ Newspaper safe walk back to their Wednesday night parked on the 100 block of Thorn dormitory or to the nearest bus A black cat was spray-painted Lane when the incident occurred. THESNAP Richard jones stop. white by an unknown suspect on Happy Hour 6-8:30 • 99~ Drafts • $4.00 Pitchers Editor In Chief The program will run until South College Avenue on Free admission before 8:30 ArchieTse Dec. 12 and wiU begin again in Wednesday night, Newark Police 18-year-old student Executive Editor February for the Spring said. julie Carrick Jill Laurinaltls Semester. attacked by two men SATURDAY- MaN/in8 Ecllor Mlnilfllnl Editor About eight students per night An 18-year-old university Molly Williams Robert Weston MaN/in8 Ecflor EdJtDriaJ &fnor are escorted by the Tombstone discovered student was assaulted by two men THENERDS representatives, said Larry Wednesday evening while walking Mary leigh 'van Geffen Feldman (AS SO), a member of on S. Chapel Street on the south side of Amstel BusinessM~ Sigma Chi Lambda. UPCOMING· Monday, Dec. 9 - An employee of Murray Avenue, Newark Police said. Veronica Maceroli "Too few people take Police said the victim was Mvettlsing Director advantage of this and it's a Realtors found a granite gravestone worth $200 on the 100 block of grabbed by one man while the THE PSYCHEDELIC FURS Michael Savett shame if something ever did other beat the victim with an Copy Deslc Chief happen," Feldman said. "We South Chapel Street Wednesday Tickets • $I2.SO in advance. object, possibly a tree branch. Spotts Editor ..... '"" ...... ! ... Dan B. I.M\e would walk somebody home afternoon, Newark Police said. The student suffered bruises but News Editors .•••..••...•••.•••• Jf!llnifer Bed every five minutes if we had to." The gravestone was marked did not seek medical attention. ' Monday, Dec. I6- Many students decline the Vernon E. Stewart wilh the dates 1898-1980 wriuen under the name. Charlotte~= ; offer when asked by THE BLUES TRAVELERS ErlaHp'_,~ : representatives if they would Police said it has not been like an escort home, said Andrea d"terrnined which graveyard the Plates stolen from cars Tickets • $%2.00 in advance. Karyn~ Mucho (AS JR), philanthropy stone came from. in university lots ShanaTeitelbaum chairwoman of Phi Sigma ~Wahl Sigma. 'Jbe license plates from various Futures Ecitots ...... Meredllh Brittain "I think the program gives Man peeps at student in states were taken off of six cars ivrry Mazzlotta students a good feeling because parked in university lots, EnterWnment Editors ...•. ROn ICaufman Rob RKtor it's reassuring to know lhat you Harrington complex University Police said. Pholography Editor······························ don't have to walk home alone," A female student reported a Three pairs of plates taken from , Pamela Wray DeStefano cars in the Russell lot. The other Muchosaid. peeping tom incident in the MfGr!Phla ~ ...... •. Sonja Kerby cars were parked in lhe Wyoming Harrington complex Monday Copy Ecftots ...... Unda Anderlon Road lot, Field House lot and Compiled by Julie Nperen morning, University Police said. Lanfaablch and Pamela Wray De Hollingsworth lot. ' Police said the victim was Jonlhomaa Stefano Police said the plates were from SlraWelsa taking a shower when lhe suspect the states of Delaware, New , · ~wotrtna entered the balhroom and peeked Hampshire and Maryland. around the shower curtain. Assistant Sports Editors ...... ,,,; · Juan Garber The suspect is described as a 6- Bradley A. Huebner foot-tall white male with brown Jrlf ftirlman hair, in his mid- to late 20s. Chevy Nova taken from u~ALo\lStlc Assistant Nt1W5 Ecftors ...... :...... [)aug Donovan S. College Avenue Donna Murphy MosiL Assistant feMIJffiS Eel tor ...... $350 bloWtorch taken A 1987 Chevy Nova valued at Susan Coulby $7,000 was taken from the 500 Alllant l'tlotoflrlphy Editor...... from T~wne Court van block of Soulh College Ave. on E.v~ry Svnd"4 Mlc:hele Bartl!!y Wednesday evening, Newark Assistant Ctaphia Ecftor ...... An unknown suspect removed Police said. 5t&y 5el!wart an oxyacetalync blowtorch worth t\hsh+ Assistant BuiiMa M"'1i:;t.. a;;;t'. $350 from a van early Wednesday -Compiled by Trent T. Van Doren . Alllltant Adwriq "*~·~ Senior Stl/f RlipotterJ ._..... - ...... ~~ Mella• Gitter QUIGLEY'S F'RM MtlraMirtln Cnao.llndo HayR~ Oflcellld ~ .....1 . Bonfire Included for: Student Cenlir 1-1 Clubs • Dorms • Private Parties • Social Groups Newarll, DE 19716 Sorority • Fraternity ...... ·-.. - ...... _(302) 411·1.St7 Celebrations of all kinds. ~ ·-...... -{302) 451-13911 This Week: The outriders Newt~Nta~W ...... (302J 451-2771 20 Min. Drive from Campue, New Caetle, Del. FAX ...... -._.. ,.,_(JCIII) 451·1396 (302) 328-7732 for reeervatlone $2.00 Cover w/Student J.D. • ~= November 1, 1991 • THE ft\llfW • 3 Disability plan comes to state By Eric Simon provide essential tools that will allow used without touchlng the keyboard. SGif~ individuals with disabilities to The center, Mineo said, will offer The university received a $1.5 succeed in education, employment, short-term loans of equipment and million federal grant Wednesday to and life in general," said Richard A. provide information through books, aea1e a three-year, statewide program Foulds, director of the Center for journals, software, videos and that will provide technology-~lated Applied Sciences and Engineering in computer links to similar centers assistance to disabled citizens of Rehabilitation. throughout the nation. Student government Delaware, President David P. Roselle According to Delaware "We want people to know that announced Wednesday. Department of Public Health there are resources out there to help associations The money, awarded by the estimates, the percentage of the them be more productive, more compete for voter National Institute on Disability and state's population with disabilities is independent, and to be more satisfied Rehabilitation Research of the U.S. expected to increase 31 percent from with life," Mineo said. "Disabled registration Department of Education, will allow 1985 to the year 2000, whlch is more individuals will learn more about their Student government options." the university to establish te::hnology than twice the expected growth of the associations (SGA) at centers in Delaware's three counties general population. Also provided in the grant is a Pennsylvania's 14 state to demonstrate and to loan Beth Mineo, DATI director and statewide training program, which universities are competing to rehabilitative equipment, Roselle said. associate of the center, attributed the will consist of workshops, lectures register students to vote, with The new program will be increase to a growing elderly and conferences around the state for the intention of getting more administered by the University's population, a larger number of both consumers and service students involved in national Center for Applied Science and children living in poverty, and providers. and state politics. Engineering in Rehabilitation through medical advances that can now save "We are genuinely excited that our The voter registration the Delaware Assistive Technology extremely low-birth weight children. center and the university can play drive began in September Initiative (DATI). Mineo said that the county centers such an important role in improving after the schools' SGA voted "The DATI program is an will be consumer-oriented and will the technology-related services to on the proposal at the hi­ excellent example of the valuable role train individuals, their families and citizens with disabilities in semester meeting. Each the university can play in both professionals to use "assistive Delaware," Foulds said. school elected a voter educating and assisting the citizens of technology." The DATI administrative center registration chairman. Delaware," Roselle said. Assistive technology includes will be located at the A.l. du Pont "We're doing this because DATI will serve individuals of all devices that help the disabled in their Institute in Wilmington. Project we realize that there are a lot ages with mental and physical daily lives, Mineo said, ranging from representatives said research there of things we need," said Tina disabilities. familiar items such as wheel chairs focuses on methods of enhancing the Brooks, president of the Beth Mineo, director of the Delaware Assistive Technology Initiative, "The DATI presents all of us in and talking books to electronic voices communication and skills of people demonstrates a computer designed for the disabled. Edinboro University of this state with the opportunity to and specialized computers that can be with severe disabilities. Pennsylvania SGA. "If we can get more people to vote, we can make a difference." Brooks said, one of the Newark Free Library may replace $10 card fee changes is students want deferred maintenance programs for loans. DUSC proposal suggests same penalties as Morris Library for overdue material The voter registration drives differ at each school. Brooks said Edinboro is ~ill "We are students and we need all the By Diane Maloney proposal allow students to use Delaware taxes, Puffer said. involving faculty by asking satr Reponer resources we can get. 1 don't know if the Newark Free Library under the She had no reaction to the possible them to announce the drive in the proposal will work, but it sounds The Newark Free Library's $10 same terms as the Morris Library solution proposed by DUSC. class and provide registration fee for out-of-state students without being forced to pay a $10 It has not been determined whlch like a step in the right direction." Susan Brynteson, director of packets to students. purchasing library cards may be annual fee. university or county officials will be Information is also being approached by DUSC. libraries, said there is no question that replaced with the penalty system used In the past 10 years about 30 sent to students in dorms by Morris Library pending approval students have actually purchased a Shari Weitz (ED SO) said, "The the university library has all the information necessary to obtain an through the residential life by officials. library card, said Yvonne Puffer, Newark Free Library has a great office. undergraduate degree. The Delaware Undergraduate librarian for the Newark Free Library. selection of Dr. Seuss books whlch I Brooks said, the "All libraries are deeply hurting Student Congress (DUSC) proposal Dorfman said he finds it need for my classes. competition is "just to have "I shouldn't have to pay for the use and if the Newark Free Library needs will be presented to university and inconsistent that a library can claim to more incentive. Really to charge out-of-state students, I New Castle County officials next be free and then charge some people of a free library, especially since I everyone wins in the end." live in Delaware nine months out of support them," Brynteson said. week. according to DUSC President and not others. The drive will continue the year," she said. Dorfman said, "It's a small Rob McAnnaJiy (EG SR). "Charging $10 for a free library until the beginning of problem now, but if the city were to The proposition suggests that card is outrageous," he said. "The McAnnally said, "We consider November. students who check out material from library states specifically on their sign ourselves part of the community," give a little, and the students were to the Newaric Free Library will pay !ale and in the phone book that they are a and by creating this community we give a little everyone would be fees and possibly face academic free library." want to give out-of-state students the happy." penalties for unreturned material The Newark Free Library is same privileges that residents would "A compromise could even Paul Dorfman (AS JR), academic supported by tax funds. Out-of-state receive." improve university and city Rob McAnnally Gainesville suspect affairs chairman for DUSC, said the university students do not pay Jennifer Campbell (AS FR) said, relations," he said. sentenced to life in prison for other Have a que!it:ion crimes A judge sentenced the about: diet: or nut:ri~ion? prime suspect in the Computers Gainesville, Fla., murders to Dial-A-Dietitian by calling the three consecutive life Computer Printers Nutrition Clinic on 451-1109. Free sentences, including 170 service open to the University years in prison for robbery, Software burglary and assaulting Community 10/22/-11/25/91 Monday­ police officers in Tampa. Friday 9-3 p.m. Dietetic students Danny Rolling, 37, Warehouse supervised by a registered dietitian will received the sentence because Apple Everex respond to your inquiries. he is considered a "habitual Southeast Corner, General Services Building violent felony offender." He ffiM Sun Co-sponsored by the Nutrition Clinic, has five prior robbery 222 South Chapel Street, Newark, Delaware Zenith Toshiba Department of Nutrition and Dietetics, convictions in Georgia, Employee Assistance and Wellness Program and Alabama and Mississippi. Telephone: 292-3530 Hewlett-Packard \:he Office of Employee Relations Rolling is already serving a life sentence for the robbery· of a grocery store All at special ed~cational prices (30% to 60% off list prices) and is now being charged with robbing a Gainesville bank. A federal grand jury is scheduled to convene in WELCOME PARENTS November to consider charges for the killings of five students in Gainesville in August 1990. Open Saturday, Nov. 2, 10:00 am-4:00pm Rolling is also a suspect : for a triple slaying in his ; hometown of Shreveport, La.

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.., 4 • 7HE RmEW • November 1, 1991 Faculty Senate continued from Jlil8e 1 times and excused three from three Faculty Senate attendance in 1990-91 other meetings, but he said he had a absence from two consecubve regUlar "good auendance record at the senate." meetings ... shall constilute a Cox said the minutes of each .~/..~::>" " .., ,!(~ "~A"'~ ""' nonfeasance of the office, and the seat meeting, which list all senators who Member ~""' Member .//#c:F; ~ · ¢e;;· ~~~7~"#,-stkY~' shall be vacant." were both absent and excused from Oef"'rtment ~~~::>, ~· ~'Y<:I; ""'~~~b' ~~ · ~ · ~· ~,. ~P'~ '.II' DefNirlment Last year, eight senators were that session, are mailed out to each Basa lla, •George Nichols, Raymond' t/t/t/E V'A A A V' A E absent without being excused from at senator. Any mistakes abou t His lory V' V' V' V' V' V' V' V' V' V' V' Art Norris, Debra least two consecutive meetings, be Bli ts, Jan ••••••••fl't/EEAV'A attendance should brought up at the V' V' V' V' A V' V' V' V' V' V' "'rt Conservation . according to the senate minutes. next meeting, he said. Edua loonal Studies ... .. Olson, Jon .,...... Bo ettcher, Elaine t1 ;;· ';, :£:' .:;. tl' 11. t1 .; · ~ v Senators who are unable to attend Roof said corrections about V' V' V' V' V' V' V' E V' V' V' ~ Eft81Merinl meetings, which are held the first Nufti' ng . Parsons, George ~: t/ tl' V' · ~i · ~.; tl E . attendance are run in the following Bo nner, Gordon ., v-''; A Monday of every month during the V' V' V' V' V' V' V' V' V' V' Marine SWdies month's minutes. Last year, there were Bus iness Adm inistration school year, can ------two corrections Pellecchia, Linda ·:' V' ,.. Bra un Theodore MHIIIoly . ~ . · ~r E;. V'. ·E; e~ ., .. ~ E,; be excused by Arts and Sdence at Largol "!Senators/ often wonder regarding senators V' V' v ., tl' tl' tl' tl' tl' tl' Peterson, larry notifying the attendance, which Fote lgn ~ng . & Literatures ,.V' t/t/EV'EV'EV'V'V'A Bro wn, joan Ml.ISic secretary of the in the middle of the night, were both published V' V' V' E V' E V' tl' E E V' Pikulski, john . E E E . E, A E senate, whose fore i~ ~'15 & Lit.eratures tl il tl-. .V tl 'Why am I doing this in the October 1990 Con n. onald £~1 DeYelopment responsibility it A V' tl' tl' A E Reidel, leslie minutes. Bus i....,.. Administtation E E E A tl', t/t/tl'.:,t/At/E t/t/E is to remove again?"' Senate attendance, as Cu rtis, Karen V' V' V' A V' V' V' t/ faculty from the a whole, dropped off Urha n Affal" & P ub l i ~ Policy tl' V' V' senate. - Robert Taggart significantly at the D'Oy ley, Hope Faculty Senate President tl' tl' tl' tl' tl' tl' tl' tl' tl' tl' A Secretary end of last year. DU saundttgtaduate §.;;,. J' ~~j~: ~~r~: '~~ English Judith Roof said Forty-five percent of Da vis, Sue Poll ti ca l Science/ t/ V' A tl' V' t/ V' tl' t/ V' A senators must ------­ all senators were rnationaiRelations lnte .. ·~-.::. .... ::· call the Faculty Senate office and either absent or excu.~ed from the last De nso~ol ~~":~~ :~~:~ ~ : ~ · ~ ~. ~· · ~ ~ ~ · ~ ; ~ · ~ ~ notify the secretaries they can not three meetings. Textl les, · n V' ·tl' V' E i/ tl' tl' tl' E V' E Chemical E~ineering .. ,...... ,. auend the upcoming meeting. Senators &Consumer Economics do not have to give an explanation for Votes important to students Ern st, Thomas E ~~~ · & t~don . .: · t~ E • E t1 V' -.1 A A ~ t1 .. .;\ Li ng uist.ics V' tl' V' tl' V' V' E E t/ E Sdo!nces .. . . ".. •. ..,.. •... . their inability to attend, Roof said. A resolution passes the senate if •c olinkoffl Roberta Roger Cox, former secretary, said more than half of the senators present Educ:al ion at •rse v-· tl' f/ A E E A A A A ~:~~ve r , Yda . V' V' E V' E A E t/ V' V' V' [.ducat ional Deltelopm<:nt ti' only one senator was notified about his vote in favor of it. If a quorum is ~~~er, Edward V' tl' ~ V' .t/ ~ V' t/ tl' V' V' lack. of attendance, but was not called before a vote takes place at least Gra nt, Steven t/ E t/ E V' t/ V' V' tl' t/ V' removed from office. Removing half of all senators, not including Psyc hology Signorielli, Na ncy t/ t/ V' V' t/ V' V' Gru bb, Farley senators might not be practical, he administrators, must be present for the V' tl' t/ V' tl' V' V' V' V' V' Communiuttion Eco nomlai ~ Sills, james .~ E ·~· .~ .~ .~ said, because it would involve too vote to take place. Several key votes in II, Harrison E E Ha t/ V' t/ tl' t/ t/ V' t/ Urban Affairs & Public Policy " " " " much time to re-elect another the past year have passed without half Philoso ph y ... V' V'. . t/ Smith, Christopher represenative. At/A V' V'V' A V' V'A t/ of the total senate approving the Hawk , James V' V' v E E V' E V' V' ~ . E Military Science "It's hard enough to get people on measure. Plan t & Soil Sciences Smrth, Jack t/ ./ V' E .. V' ./ V V' E A .A [the senate] without kicking them off," In April a compromise resolution Ha yes, Evelyn t/ t/ t/ V' tl' t/ V' t/ t/ tl' E NU!tition & Dietetics Taggan said. requiring three fraternity houses to hire Nurs ing Sm ith, Janet Jon es, Scott t/ t/t/ V' V'V' E V' V' V' V' live-in monitors was passed 27-11 two t/ V' t/ V' A V' V' t/ E E Physical Education Accou ndng V' Sperry, David Explanations weeks after a stricter proposal from Kop ay, Charles vvv"t/Avvvvvv V' t/ t/ t/ E E V' E V' A Life and Health Sciences Raymond Nichols, who was absent Edward S chweizer, professor of Unive rsity Para llel- South V' Sylves Richard from four meetings last year and chemistry, failed because a quorum Kra ft, john V' V' il t/ V' V' V' A A Arts and Sciences at Large missed the first two this year, said he could not be met. Ceo fogy V' A (Politica l Sdence/ t/AAVAEE tl' E A A admits that he simply forgot about the And in September, the senate voted Kra ft, Robert lnletnational Rela tion•) PhySI' cal Education t/ Szalewicz, Krzysztof September meeting. But he said timing V' V' t/ V' V' t/ V' V' V' t/ t/ t/ . ~ E ...,. E A against divesting interests from South Alhl etics & Recreation Physld V' V' V' V' of the meetings hurts some professors. Africa 27-18. libera, Richard E . .£' .E.. Thomas, joann Nichols said he missed the October Taggart said many senators grew Math ematics tl V' V' E •· A :A' t/ II':• Graduate SWdent (E nglish) t/t/t/fl't/E A V'V'E E meeting because he had a class that tired of the debate on these issues and Lorn ax, Kenneth t/ t/ t/ t/ t/ V' V' TriantafiHou, Nicolas ran past the time of the meeting. "My either left the meetings early or did not Agri cultural Engineering V' t/ V' V' Graduate Student A t/ A .A A .J\.i; A V' A . A A first charge is to students," he said. Mil ler, Douglas ichen\ical Enfllneering) auend at all. He said the meetings V' V' V' E A .E E ''A Turkel, Gerald Alexander Doberenz, dean of the toward the end. of the year tended to be Mari neStudles .tl. .ti E..•. Mo rse, David t/ Sociology vAvv-vvvvvvv College of Human Resources, said much longer than earlier ones. DUSC/U ndergraduate V' tl' A E t/ t/ V' V' V' A Warter, Peter deans do not always attend the Electrical Engineering This resulted in the March, April ·, •;·'•·•. •.. •.•,·.-.·-;..;-: •,,...... ;.:-:-:-::::::.::;.;:;.;:- .. :-: :-:-:-.. : :-:.:-:-:-;.:-:-:- :-·:·-·· . . :-:-:-: -:-:-:-:~.--.- .. : ::.-..:- .... :-:-:.;:;.;~: :;:;.;:;:.;:;. ...-.-. t/t/E t/t/E E meetings because the agenda does not and May meetings having to be • Profe...,rDanieiNealeuntil)an. l, 1991. directly affect their college. • • Art Conservation Department nal represented. It was elevated lo def"'rtment sUtus in Decem be< . continued a week or two after the Source: Facu lty Sena te But if a vote is being taken which regularly scheduled meeting, Taggan has a great impact on their college, said. Doberenz said, it is "top priority" for a "Sometimes [the meetings] could dean to be in attendance at that have moved along a little better," he meeting. "I try to make them every said. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~- ~ time," said Doberenz, who attended two meetings last year. Attracting the best professors Roof, who is investigating at least Taggart said the most productive v_ FIRST LIGHT BARBER SHOP one senator's lack. of attendance this professors do not have time to serve NEXT TO EAST END CAFE year, said sometimes senators are on the senate. listed absent because of simple Professors receive promotions THREE BARBERS mistakes. through their teaching and research, he said, so work on the Faculty Senate ~-,l 274 E. Main St., Newark, DE . Openings Still Available! Accuracy of records would take away time from there Mon.-~ri . 7 a.m.-5 p.m. • Sat. 7 a.m.-1 p.m. To keep track. of attendance, chance for advancement. Application Deadline Extended to Noyember 1 senators must pick. up a card with their There is usually liLLie competition (302) 453-9158 name on it from the secretary at the for a seat on the senate, Taggart said. Tom Cox. Owner stan of the meeting and tum it in at the "I would love to see it get to the .. ~ SOCIETY, ART & CULTURE IN end. point where there was a spirited But this method is inefficient, Roof election campaign," he said. LONDON said, because senators sometimes Taggart said he is trying to speed The course is designed to examine the many diverse facets of leave the meetings early or the name up meetings th is year, but also London, its planning. design, architect1.1re, art, theatre, politics, and cards get lost. encourage more than just a few social life. We will trace on the ground the development of those Richard Sylves, professor of senators to speak out, which is not an political science, said last year's easy task. districts which make up London's historical and contemporary minutes were not accurate regarding "[Senators] often wonder in the urban landscape. In addition, we will examine the city's cultural life his auendance. The President through a review of the history of painting, using the superb middle of the night," he said, "why am Sylves was listed as absent five I doing this again?" ·collections of the National and Tate Galleries. We will also attend at least four performances which demonstrate the range of classical Will See You ·and co ntempoarary theatre on the London stage. And we will examine London's life and society through analysis of the media newark~ 138 Elkton Road and current events. Finally, because there is much more to Britain ® sporting New~rk, ~1. Now. than London alone, we will take an excursion through much of the 73SPORT country to the English Lake District to explore aspects of British -=-- You are rural landscapes. cordially IStllld e~nts register for GEOG 102-Human Geography (3 cr.) and invited to • 266-Special ProblemO cr.) in honors and non-honors sec- dine with President • I 'I • . ~ I • • I • • t • • • • t ~ • I Roselle. (His I. I. treat.) He wants to hear what's on your mind. Southgate

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President, student switch roles for the day Parents' Day parking continued from page 1 Mayor Ronald L. Gardner suggested that a future dialogue In class, Roselle At job, senior dorms." between the city, the university and However, Councilman Olan R. other parties involved could offers suggestions inspects work at Thomas said that after years of discuss setting aside a number of complaining, residents are now days when IPR regulations could for advertising convocation site satisfied with the parking situation. be relaxed .and no tickets issued. No exceptions should be made, he Gardner said he considers the rontinued from pase 1 continued from page 1 said. IPR ordinance a success even "Residents can now use the though none of the devices have campaign for the university. · David Hollowell, vice president Roselle's group attempted to streets again," he said, " whereas been sold. for Administration, R. Byron Pipes, before they couldn't see to back "Our objective was to reduce the tackle the concept of answering provost and vice president for the often-posed question out of their driveways or find a parking problem," he said. "We Academic Affairs, and Stuart [parking) space on the street." have done that." "Delawhere?" Sharkey, vice president for Student Using physical and cultural David P. Roselle Affairs, were among Brockhoff's Libby Brockhoff (AS SR) geography, they portrayed a map entourage. for visual solution to the query. and in this building." Her new job included inspecting nonnal, Brockhoff was asked if she Military research grant Roselle helped the other team Pam <;:oepcke (AS SR) said construction on the new Bob now had any empathy for the with the catch phrase, "Let your "At least he's aware of what goes Carpenter Sports/Convocation administrators. continued from page 1 McCullough feels that the center education take route in Delaware" on here. There's a belief that the Center, the Center for Black Culture She responded, "No, because has a good chance at receiving a grant for a state map adorned with a administration doesn't recognize and the VisitOrs ' Center. they had the opportunity to choose of Citizens Against War (CAW), for this coming year. "We had a very tree growing in Newark whose our department.," she said. She said the reason she wanted to art and entenainment for a career." declined to comment on the grant until good relationship with the Army for roots expanded cities such as Roselle thanked those present become president for a day was to Brockhoff had some highs and a final decision is reached. five years," he said, "and we'd like to Philadelphia, Washington, New for "sending me Libby," because put Roselle in her situation and let lows in her debut as an In April, CAW charged the see it develop in the fulllre." York and Lewes. it was students and faculty in the him realize how nice the visual administrruor. university with contradicting its To be considered for a URI, Prater Roselle said the Trading Places Visual Communication program communications' new facilities She said she was happy to find mission to promote service to the said, a research facility has to submit a Day idea sprung from a similar who purchased more than 200 were. out Roselle was a genuine person, community because it conducted war­ proposal to the Army that briefly program he participated in as ballots in Brockhoff s name. But the day could not be all fun . but was disappointed with the related research at the CCM. The outlines the general area they wish to president of the University of "Her enthusiasm is certainly It included some learning as well. "powdered creamer for the coffee." organization then asked President study. Kentucky. contagious," he said of his "I learned that the buildings thal Then as Roselle and Brockhoff David P. Roselle to eliminare the URI. The university then works out the "It's a bit humanizing," he counterpart. are currently under construction are were ready to return to their nonnal McCullough said the U.R.I. would details, the Army reviews the proposals said. "It brings you back to what For Roselle, it was a day to part of a five-year program and not lives, they exchanged gifts to not conduct war-related research, such and then makes their recommendalions your real purpose is." Being interact with students on a part of a newly proposed project remind each other of their as the development of weapons. to the Department of Defense. student for a day "reminds me I'm personal level that is only under the hard economic times," experiences. From Brockhoff, The study would consist of work The studies are subject to direct not running some company," he possible on such rare occasions. Brockhoff said. "This new Roselle received aT-shirt with a primarily on composites for equipment military supervision , Prater said. said. Coepcke remarked, "He was so president's administration is concept that she had designed. and vehicles, he said. McCullough said their 1986 Nichols said, "He's a hands-on soft-spoken. I was surprised. I concerned about what the students What could Roselle present to Valerie Singer (AS JR) of CAW JroPOSal went through WlCbanged. He type of guy. He's shown a thought he would be wearing a think." Brockhoff to summarize and said at the April protest, "We just want has similar hopes for the 1992 genuine interest in our department tie," she said. But as the day returned to symbolize her day? the billions of dollars that are going proposal, which involves the use of into this research to go to the sensors in the manufacturing of community." composites. Speaker

continued from page 1 of color. "It was a mix-up," Tuites said, "it was our understanding the meeting was open to all women." BIOTECHNOLOGY!! "Sometimes it's good to discuss these issues with people who share a common experience," she said. "On the other hand, we don't want to exclude anyone." In response to the incident, Liane INFORMATIONAL MEETING Sorenson, director of the Office of Women's Affairs, said letters of apology were sent to some of the women who were asked to leave. Thompson-Thomas described the workshop as very constructive. "There was definitely some real WHO: Sophomores interested in a B.S. degree in work done," she said. Thompson-Thomas declined to comment on what was said at the Biological Science with a concentration in workshop but stressed the techniques that were discussed will help women of color in dealing with issues of Biotechnology. victimization and everyday life. Melinda Blow (AS SO) said the workshop was very educational and WHEN: Thursday, 11/7/91, 7:30 p.m. felt the·workshop was not hindered by one point of view. "The speaker wasn't being closed­ minded [in restricting the meeting]," WHERE: Under the Skylight- Basement of McKinly Lab. Blow said. The lecture, held in the Rodney Room of the Perkins Student Center, was attended by about 40 black and Oriental women. ·

rr======11 Presents SUMMARY OF AGENDA

November 4,1991

I. ADOPTION OF THE AGENDA

II. APPROVAL OF THE MINUTES: October 7, 1991

III. REMARKS BY PRESIDENT ROSELLE and/ or PROVOST PIPES

IV. ANNOUNCEMENTS: Senate President Taggart ANNOUNCEMENT FOR with CHALLENGE Joey Kola 1. Revisions of the B.S. in Nursing Parents Day V. OLD BUSINESS- None Spm VI. NEW BUSINESS A. Recommendation for the provisional November 2, approval of a Ph.D. program in Economics Parents Day B. Recommendation that the Com­ mittee on Budgetary and Space Priorities be formally represented on Bacchus Theater (Student Center) Bring Your the Coordinating Committee on Tickets $3 - Limited seating 1st Come 1st Served Education It's good, clean comedy! Parents!!! C. Introduction of new business Funded by the Student Comprehensive Fee

J _ A FOOL AND HIS MO~S.'f ••. BOT A FOOL.. AND ~IS A~E SOON PAR1't:D ... ARE NIVQ\ PARTED. .NEWARK. Review & Opinion POL. ICE

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The Review's opinion Double standards Banning men and white women from Awareness workshop contradicts universitys goal of multiculturalism Imagine a university sponsored event already know the problems . \ workshop that was open only to facing them. ~ofS white males. We believe this action was ?o.c'f.\). o: SOLD HE ~E Most students and faculty would hypocritical and contradicts the be scandalized by such a goal of a multicultural university. Bu~ 15o fv/1 ho~rs o development. And rightly so, there pa.rkir19 in a beavtitu I is no room at this university for Highway robbery racial distinctions of any variety. Newark c·,t_y settin_:r for Just such a situation occurred The city council's rejection of a II II D I liZ. 5o Monday, when about 10 p e ople university proposal to suspend the OF L.OT'TE"R'( were asked to leave a university parkulator regulation during workshop titled "Survival Skills Parents' Day, is another example of Wil Sh;unlin For Women of Color," because of the city's belligerent attitude their race and or gender. towards students. The lecture was part of the The city is fond of saying it university's Sexual Assault seeks a non-confrontational Solution to our budget is in jeopardy Awareness Week. Sheila relationship with the unive rsity. Thompson-Thomas. who lectured But the council's out of hand "TinS IS JEOPARDY!" Paul sources who designate where their money is at the workshop, ordered the rejection of this proposal disproves Everybody's favorite TV game show was spent. The university can't do anything with secretly played at the university recently, Kane private donations except spend it on what workshop closed to all men and that claim. and here are a few of the highlights. the person intended it for." white women. The truth is , the city stands to The match featured Jason Halbert, a "I know Rob, I know," Alex said, "but I If the decision to close the reap thousands of dollars in member of the Student Environmental wouldn't mind seeing these administrators workshop to non-target group parking fines this weekend because Action Coalition, Rob McAnnally, president scraping up some other private funds so members wasn't so disturbing, it visiting pa re nts will have to park of Delaware Undergraduate Student students at the U of D won't have to go to would be amusing. on the streets. Congress, and Tres Fromme, former­ some med school in Philly for a degree they But the fact remains that this The council's decision proves president of the Lesbian, Gay and Bisexual voting seat on the budget counc11 m could get here." Student Union. September, answered next: Fromme, who hasn't done or said much what we have long suspected, the workshop was part of Sexual The game carne d9wn to Final Jeopardy "What is the amount of money the budget of anything so far this year, gave the fmal Assault Awareness Week; exactly c ity council cares nothing about a and the category was "Administrative council needs to cut in academic programs reply: who were the organizers trying to pos itive relationship with the hypocrisy at the University of Delaware." in order to pay former-presidents Russell "What is the approximate amount of make aware of African-American university; they are simply a pack "Remember to phrase your answer in the Jones and E.A. Trabant's salaries?" money. it will take for university women's problems? of money-hungry bureaucrats form of a question," Alex Trebek kindly "Not a bad guess, either Rob," Alex said, administrators to tum their backs on the Certainly the African-America n seeking to I i ne the city's pockets reminded the contestants. "but the combined annual salaries of mission to promote the racial and cultural ANSWER: $4 million and the university. diversity President Roselle keeps talking women who participated in the with our money. Trabant and Jones is only a little more than Halbert. ringleader of a two-man protest $250,000 and the budget deficit for the about so much?" earlier this month against university 1992-93 school year is estimated at $9 "Right on the money, Tres," Alex said. spending on construction, responded first million. "The hypocrisy we were looking for this because he was in last place: "I'm not sure what those two are doing to time around was the $4 million research Editorial policy "What is how much money President earn their salaries, but I heard Jones, making grant the university is competing for from David P. Roselle solicited for Stonehenge about $137,000 as the highest paid faculty the U.S. Military." Review & Opinion: Page 6 and 7 are resc!Vcd for opinion and commentary. The editorial above represents the consensus opinion of the RCVICW staff and is written by the editor of the editorial page, except when onitialed. and the chem lab from the state last week?" member, is some son of research professor. "That's the same military that bars Staff columns are the opinion of the author. Ca rt oons represent the opinio n of the artist. l etters to the editor "Sorry Jason that's incorrect. Besides, " You know Rob, if you recommended homosexuals from serving in the military," contain the opinion of our readers. Published every Tuesday and Friday during the academic school year, f ridays during the Winter Session, by Roselle asked the state for $8 million last the university cut Trabant and Jones there Alex added. "It seems pretty hypocritical to the student body of the University of Delaware, Newark, Del. week for the chem lab and the new sports might be enough money to salvage that seek out money from an organization that center, not Stonehenge," Alex said. $500,000 a year medical technology clearly violates the university's diversity "That's kind of funny isn't it Jason, that program or maybe even expand the library mission. Unless, of course, 'your ldnd' isn't the state is probably going to give Roselle hours," said Alex . ' included in that mission. Are you included the $8 million for the buildings," Alex said, "But heck, that sidewalk up by Tres?" Editorial colum11ists "but wants to take another $2.6 million McDowell Hall is costing the university "I'm really not sure Alex. Maybe we away from the operating budget, forcing the $345,0000 anyway," Alex said. should ask the president." Richard jones, editor in chief Robert Weston, editorial page editor president to raise tuition and cut "Get it straight Alex," McAnnally said, Paul Kane, columnist Ron Kaufman, columnist Molly Williams, columnist deparunents." "that sidewalk isn't costing the university Paul Kane's column appears every Friday in McAnnally, who was denied a non- anything. The money is coming from private The Review. Absent faculty senators have abandoned their responsibilities According to university policy, aspects of student life. No divesunent. meeting, and there were not attendance at all meetings, regular if a student misses one class, the In theory they are held to the For example, when the enough left to take a valid vote. and continued. professor may fail that student. same standards as students in terms controversial house monitor Having attended many Faculty At least he takes the Attendance at every class is of attendance, but certainly not in proposal was passed by the faculty Senate meetings last year as part of responsibility seriously. mandatory for all students, though practice. senate the vote was 2 7-II . my position, these figures do not Which is more than can be said it seems that the same does not If anything, they should be held Thirty-eight senators voted on surprise me at all . for most of the senators. hold true for faculty. to a higher standard since the the proposal. That would be one If I had not been required to If a faculty member takes on the There are eight faculty senators responsibilities which they carry as more than half of all voting attend such a circus, I most responsibility of being an elected who deserve an F. elected senators are far greater than members of the senate. defmitely could have found more member of the body which governs Each department elects one that of a student. Half? constructive activities to occupy the faculty and students, they must representative to serve on the Last year, there were eight Many students may rail to see Only half of those responsible my time. fulfill that task. faculty senate, which governs all senators who violated this policy, how this affects them, certainly for enacting and enforcing But probably not more It is time that the faculty senate academic and educational policies but retained their seat on the few of them have been privileged academic and educational policies entertaining. takes a harder look at the of the university as delineated in senate. enough to attend one of these saw fit to attend this meeting. It is always a highlight of the performance, and more specifically the by-laws of the board of These were individuals who meetings of the minds. Hey thanks. afternoon when Senator Schweizer attendance of the elected senators. trustees. missed two consecutive regular This failure to meet a Thanks for taking such a takes the podium. Perhaps if there were faculty in The faculty senate has a policy meetings of the senate without an responsibility has a direct impact dedicated interest in the students. Whoooweee! the senate who truly wished to be which states if any senator has an excuse. on the student body, because this And this vote was only taken Here comes another Greek­ there they could effect positive unexcused absence for two Mind you, what constitutes an senate passes policy after policy after a vote on the initial bashing, fun-squelching, insanely change at the university. consecutive meetings of the senate, excuse is a simple phone call to the which raises objections from introduction of the proposal was stupid proposal. It would be a welcome change. they are to be dismissed. secretary stating the meeting will students. delayed because a quorum could But we must be fair here, for This body creates and enforces be missed by that senator. Plus/minus. not be met. Schweizer is one of only five Molly Williams' column appears policies which directly affect all Tough standards. House monitors. Too many senators had left the elected senators with perfect every Friday in The Review

Letters to the editor Stop clubbing Columbus have been even more effective hunters For example, the epigraph and had not even remotely developed a and manipulators of their environment accompanying Kaufman's column domesticated food supply, let alone r" wish to comment on the if they had had the means to do so. comes from a speech delivered by systematic religious beliefs. demonstration by the Student Rather than bash Columbus, SEAC Rabbi Meir Kahane, an apostle of relevant issues. Environmental Action Coalition should concentrate its efforts on violence who repeatedly advocated the Christopher J. Sipe Furthermore, it is preposterous to (SEAC) condemning Christopher reorienting our leaders and business deportation of Palestinians and who (AS SRI imply that Professor Hill was wrong to Columbus in the Oct. 15 issue of the people whose greed blankets us all like unsurprisingly met a painfully violent come forward with her allegations. Review. the acid rain they cause to fall on our end at the hand of an Arab-American Professor Hill was approached by the SEAC had done well to underscore eastern forests. assassin. FBI, she did not initiate contact. Being our collective need to stop the Moreover, Kaufman manipulates his that a Supreme Court Justice is a accelerated destruction of our Robert J. Di Pietro audience into believing that anti­ Misjudging judges lifelong position to the highest coun in environment and make our country a Semitism, not Israeli imransigence, is ·our nation, the public and the Senate healthier place to live. Surely, the the overriding factor in the Middle East I am writing in response to Linda deserve to know any information which suffering of native peoples should also Kaufman called unfair equation. Anderson's article .. Properly Judging may call the nominee's character into be alleviated. Kaufman uses the long and Judges" in the Oct. 18 issue of the question. Nevertheless, it is not fair to blame Ron Kaufman's Oct. 22 column, unfortunate history of anti-Semitism as Review. Finally, if Anderson truly believes Columbus for starting all the "Israel must give up land," was an a bludgeon against the opponents of the Firstly, Anderson has wrongly the purpose of the proceedings was to destruction. The native habitat of the exercise not only in hypocrisy, but in morally abhorrent land policies enacted accused Senator Joe Biden of search for possible bias, she should Americans had already undergone many deception as well . by the Israeli government over the last criticizing Judge Clarence Thomas and realize that if Hill's allegations are true, changes brought about by native For the past few years, I have been quarter century. others for advocating reform to the as I believe they are, cases which may peoples before Columbus' arrival. The compelled to stomach Kaufman's left­ Such ridiculous charges of anti­ confirmation process. This could not be come before the Supreme Court in the extinction of much large game is likely wing, peacenick moralizing on issues Semitism are intended to serve as a more incorrect. In no way did Senator areas of pornography, women's issues, to be ascribed to over-bunting by native ranging from Nicaragua to the arms lightning rod to deflect criticism from Bidert's remarks indicate he was and especially sexual harassment, will peoples. The burning away of forest race. the moral and political issues at hand. opposed to change in the system, rather, inevitably be biased by Thomas' sitting cover in both nonh and south America This in itself would be sufficient Finally, it would be nice if Kaufman he openly admitted the process was on the bench. is another phenomenon that may be due cause for alarm, but the cause of my enrolled in a remedial history class and faulty and in need of revision. Senator I can only hope the process will be to pre-Columbian tribes. recent consternation stems from understood the religious differences Biden was merely trying to keep the reformed so that such a disgraceful Melisa Siegel of SEAC is quoted as Kaufman's inability to recognize the between Jews and Arabs do not "go proceedings running smoothly and appointment to the Court will not describing the native people's culture inconsistency between his disgustingly back 100,000 years." focused on the task the committee was reoccur. with the following words: .. The land liberal literary past and his present If one accepts the theory of organized to accomplish, despite was their culture; their spirit and soul." extremist appeals to the dark forces evolution, man was still struggling with repeated efforts of Judge Thomas and Shara Mervis The reality is that these people would operating within Israel. primitive stone tools 100,000 years ago <1thers to divert attention from the (AS SR)

,, November 1, 1991 o THE REVIEW o 7 Enforcement of the death penalty would solve many problems • ,. #> What kind of twistedness your house every day? Sara jury, to decide whether a criminal I fear for my own life and for the death row, but other potential possesses people like the These heinous criminals are convicted of first-degree murder lives of my family and friends . criminals may be more wary of Milwaukee serial killer? obviously deranged. Our criminal Weiss should be executed. A judge is the most obvious committing murder. For those of you without a justice system should punish these The death penalty permanently candidate to decide on capital The rate of such bizarre and sick television or newspaper, Jeffrey people to the maximum extent of eliminates trash such as Dahmer punishment. He or she has spent the crimes could conceivably decrease. Dahmer allegedly murdered young the law. These people deserve the from re-polluting our streets. majority of his or her life studying, There is absolutely no reason to men by luring them into his death penalty. By imposing the death penalty, researching, practicing and deciding allow people who commit multiple apartment and then dismembering Life in prison is not a satisfactory the courts eliminate the threat of court cases involving the law. Who murders to continue haunting the their body parts. punishment for these pathetic, repeat offenders. could possibly be more streets. It sounds like a scene from a B- twisted people. Past jury decisions have allowed knowledgeable on such a sensitive It is possible for a burglar or even rated horror movie, but it happened. When a mass murderer or serial who hacks off other people's body murderers to walk away with just a issue? Certainly not a jury. a drug dealer to become a law­ Milwaukee Police even found killer receives a jail sentence parts. jail sentence. The common man is not versed abiding citizen. human organs in Dahmer's instead of the hot seat, our justice When it is determined beyond a The ta11payers of America should in the law and is not qualified to Perhaps the same is true for those refrigerator. system (the operative word being shadow of a doubt that a person has not have to pay for food, clothing make that decision. A judge has the convicted of manslaughter. But the Only two weeks ago, a Texas ju.rrice) is not operating responsibly. committed such a crime, the only and shelter for mass murderers. experience to make the most citizens and the government must man went on a shooting spree, A life sentence can sometimes be way to protect society is for the Rather, our government should use appropriate punishment. A judge draw the line of deliberate, killing 23 people. He then turned reduced to a mere seven years courts to impose capital its tax funds to pay the cost of has the objectivity to make the premeditated, Charles Manson­ the gun on himself- his only smart because of parole. Escape, even in punishment. executing these subhuman life correct decision, where jury esque type massacres. move. maximum-security prisons, also The way I see it, even the electric forms. members may be apt to let The General Assembly, in It's easy to become detached remains a possibility. chair is too humane for the Charles I'm not speaking as an expert on sensitivity cloud their sense of passing this bill, took a giant step from such bizarre crimes, but In such situations, convicted Mansons of this world. the justice system, nor do I speak as justice. towards protecting the innocent. what's to say the next serial killer murderers are back on our streets, A bill which was recently passed a conservative. I speak as a human If thi s bill is approved, we will won't be that guy down the street or they are once again a threat. Fifty by Delaware's General Assembly being who fears serial killers and live in a safer society. Not only will Sara Weiss is a copy editor of The the woman who walks her dog by years in jail cannot cure a person would allow a judge, rather than a the criminal element in oursociety. more mass-murderers be placed on Review. Compromise is the key to a lasting Middle East peace plan All the Jews want is a homeland, this country; he claimed that Israel Robert The Arab birthrate will exist within secure and defined and the Arabs have agreed to sit a place where rhe Holocaust can was willing to negotiate with the eventually assure the Palestinians borders. together at a peace conference for never happen. Arabs at any time, but he added Weston of dominance in a critical area: The Palestine Liberation the first time since the Israel was not willing to negotiate population in the land area between Organization, since its founding in establishrnent of Israel in 1948. Ron Kaufman's Oct. 22 column land for peace. the Mediterranean and the Jordan 1964, has consistently led the Hold.ing the conference in Spain If Israel is not willing to river. Palestinians down the wrong is ironic. In 1492, the Spaniards The Palestinians are lllJt violent. negotiate land for peace, then what At some point in the future, there political path. expelled the Arab Moors and the · They merely seek a home. exactly does it have to offer the will be more Palestinians than As the Israeli politician Abba Jews from Spain. Arab states during negotiations? Jewish Israelis; this is true even Eban said, "the Palestinians have The Spanish Jews fled to the Michael Savell's Oct. 22 column Most opponents of returning the after allowing for the influx of never missed an opportunity to miss safety of the Arab countries; For West Bank and Gaza strip believe secure borders with their Arab Soviet emigres. an opportunity." more than 400 years the Jews lived Two weeks ago, Ron Kaufman Israel would be committing neighbors, but this goal will only be If the Israelis grant the West There has always been a great and prospered alongside the Arabs. · and Michael Savell wrote columns national suicide if it allowed the achieved when Prime Minister Bank Palestinians the right to vote, temptation for the Palestinians to Contrary to popular opinion, the which described what they thought Palestinians to create their own Shamir realizes he can't keep the the Jewish state could be voted out resort to terrorism to achieve their hatred between Arabs and Jews is a Israel should do with the West state. West Bank and win a lasting peace of existence by an Arab majority. goals. recent phenomenon. Bank and Gaza strip. That argwnent is not only overly at the same time. If they refuse to give the Many Palestinians still dream 'of Five hundred years after their As The Review's editorial editor, simplistic, it contradicts the best The Israelis are faced with a franchise to West Bank driving the Israelis into the sea. The exile, the Arabs and Israelis have I found it interesting that they minds in the Israeli Defense Forces. crisis. If they refuse to budge on the Palestinians, Israelis then face the Palestinians must realize that the returned to Spain. Most analysts couldn't agree on anything, except The Israeli military has maintained issue of Palestinian autonomy, they prospect of becoming the Middle United States will never allow this e11pect this conference to the need to have a homeland for the for years that the West Bank is not risk their future relationship with Eastern version of South Africa. to happen; terrorism, while gaining accomplish nothing. group they supported in the essential for the defense of the Washington. , Opponents of returning the West them notoriety, only hurts their But if the Arabs and Israelis take conflict. Jewish state. Shamir and other members of the Bank to the Palestinians, should cause. the time to examine each others' This is the central problem in the The West Bank is landlocked. If Likud party would like to settle the reexamine their position on this Traditionally the Palestinian demands, they will see that there is Arab-Israeli conflict. the Palestinians wanted to bring huge wave of Soviet emigres in the issue. leadership, unlike the original a solution. It's called compromise. Both parties in the conflict· see heavy weapons into their state the occupied territories. But to achieve The greatest threat to Israel's Zionists, has followed a maximalist Until now, the one thing both themselves as the victim. As a weapons would have to pass this goal they would need money security isn't a Palestinian state on policy: They wanted no part in a sides have been able to agree upon result, both sides spend all their through Israel or Jordan. from Washington. which isn 't very its border; the greatest threat to the compromise solution to the is that a compromise is time trying to avenge their One should remember that King likely. security of the Jewish state are the problem; in other words, they unacceptable. grievances. Hussein is just as suspicious of a Another problem that the current zealots who advocate annexing the wanted all of Palestine or nothing at Let's hope that the leaders of A number of years ago, A.M. Palestinian state as Israel. This leaders of Israel have chosen to West Bank and Gaza strip. all . Israel and the Arab countries have Rosenthal, the former editor of The point is better understood if one ignore, is the Arab demographic If Israel wants peace and Only recently have the the wisdom to fight for peace as New York Times, gave a lecture at remembers the Black September problem. security, it must compromise on the Palestinians learned that terrorism eagerly as they have fought their the university on the topic of incident in the early 1970s, in If Israel chooses to keep the issue of Palestinian self­ and belligerency will not help them wars. Middle Eastern peace prospects. which the P .L.O attempted to occupied territories, it faces two determination. with their goal of statehood. Rosenthal's attitude was typical overthrow Hussein. prospects, neither of which is very In turn, the Palestinians must Thanks to President Bush and Robert Weston is the editorial page of many of Israel's supporters in The Israelis want peace and appealing. real ize that Israel has a right to the Gulf war, the leaders of Israel editor of The Review.

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Upon arriving in Atlantic City, on the cutting edge students interested in the casino scene need to be aware that security guards machines. Employees conveniently chances of striding away a winner roam the floors and strictly enforce the stroll the entire floor in case customers instead of slumping out without a shirt. Newark salon specializes in black hair styling legal gambling age of 21. are in need of change. At least 10 This gambling town is full of foreign B.y Rey Searles rises up like a fountain and cascades Some popular gambling paradises booths are scattered throughout the tourists, the elderly and just about SraffReporrer down the left front side of her head, include Merv Griffin's Resorts Casino casinos to provide change. everyone else during summer and A comb sails through short black explains some of the major Hotel (located at North Carolina But the slots provide the slimmest holiday periods. Rooms in the casino hair lathered with white cream. differences between Caucasian hair Avenue and the Boardwalk) and payoffs. Though they pay back 83 hotels fill up quickly, so it's necessary In Lady P's Hair Salon on Main and African-American hair. Caesar's Boardwalk Regency (Arkansas percent of all money ingested, there's a to reserve rooms months in advance. Street, an African-American woman African Americans are usually Avenue and the Boardwalk). miniscule chance of hitting the jackpot. Most of the big-name hotels charge sits ·in a row of salon chairs talking born with hair that has a naturally Renowned for its overspending, Big six, the casino version of Wheel from $150 to $200 a night for a room. to a woman in a plastic blue cap tight curl, she says, while Trump Taj Mahal (located at Virginia of Fonunc, allows bets to be placed on Deluxe rooms and suites reserved for under a hair dryer. Caucasians usually have straight Avenue and the Boardwalk) has a certain dollar odds. those who frequent As the hazelnut smell of hair or a softer curl. gigantic gaming area that is the size of A player can, for the casino and bet chemicals permeates the air, the Styling African-American hair two football fields. example, place a big can run from salon's owner, Paula Wright, requires more chemicals and heat On a student budget, it may be dollar chip on the $500 to $1,000 for examines the progress of the relaxer than Caucasian hair, she says. And advisable to stick to games such as slots 45-to·l slot, one night. as it strips away the bonds which because African-American hair is and big six, where the bets and thrill s making his or her Considering the keep the hair curly. often drier than Caucasian hair, it are minimal and the rules are simple. potential winnings a distance from With her hands folded in her lap, requires more oil treatments. The casinos carry nickel, dime, $45 chip. Newark, it's not Wright's client relaxes before a Porchea refers to the Marcel quarter, 50-cent and dollar slot To win, the really necessary for counter of black-handled curling curling irons at each station which spinning wheel students to shell out irons in a horseshoe-shaped are specifically used for African­ mu st stop at the this Jdnd of money. arrangement. American hair. They're different number. Any other Save it for the Lady P's, 165 E. Main St., from regular electric irons, she says, nu mber loses the casino floor. opened this fall and is the only salon because their temperature is more chip. For big six, Other lodging is in Newark that specializes in styling easily controlled and can be good bets are on the available in scores African-American hair. increased by placing the irons in a 2-to-1 and 5-to-1 of motels, both "I feel more comfortable getting stove. margins. These are deluxe and dumpy, my hair done in a salon that Unlike the permanents that the most frequently spread throughout specializes in African-American Caucasians get to curl their hair, drawn numbers on the city. More hair," says Jean Archie, a regular perms for African Americans, the wheel, and reasonable lodging customer, "because a place that known as relaxers, totally straighten significant earnings ---50 can be found in specializes in African-American hair the hair, Wright says. can be made on Days Inn, Clarion is more aware of the differences and Differences like these, Porchea these two odds Inn or Best Western can better care for my hair." says, can cause difficulties for alone. for around $50 a Wright says she felt the need for African Americans if they have to For those who eye big fortunes or night. an African-American salon because go to salons which aren't equipped dream of being high rollers, table games During the busy seasons, avoid the there were none close to the to meet their special hair care needs. are the ones to try. If played with big-name casinos and venture to these: university. "A lot of our customers have alertness and intelligence, blackjack, Bally's Grand (Boston Avenue and the A hairdresser at Lady P ' s, gone to Caucasian hairdressers in craps, roulelle and baccarat will provide Boardwalk), Sands Hotel & Casino Wilhelmina Porchea, says, "A lot of regular salons and found that they extra dollars and big smiles. (Indiana Avenue and Brighton Park), our customers used to have to go don't know how to do their hair," Table games are more complex and and Bally's Park Place (Park Place and into Wilmington to get their hair she says. involve higher stakes, but strategies for the Boardwalk). done. Besides being difficult for the conquering or trying to conquer them do Recently, these casinos have "Many African Americans feel African-American customers, this exist. Consulting professional books and provided the least congested traffic, the more comfortable going to a discrepancy causes problems for guides is an inexpensive way to increase see ATlANTIC CITY page 12 hairdresser of the same race. They salon owners and workers as well. believe that the hairdresser is more "I' ve had some black students familiar with their hair type." come in here and see that the Porchea, whose own brown hair see NEW SALON page 12 Illustrations by Victoria O ark Horsing Zipping past buttons around 74-year-o/d zipper zaps competing clothes fasteners By Vincent A. De Muro Jr. "zipper" still hadn't caught at the SraffReporrer on until the late 1930s. What has 100 teeth That decade brought but can't smile? new uses for the closing Before the tum of the contraption in races century, no one would women's clothes, have guessed the Schaeffer says. Fair Hill three-day answer was a zipper. She says designer That's because 100 years Elsa Schiaparclli first event just a hop, skip ago, the zipper didn't exist. used the slide fastener Next year, 1992, will mark in 1935 for style as and a trot away the 75th anniversary of the well as function. zipper's use on clothing. Schiaparelli was one By Elizabetn Kane This button replacement, first of the first to use nashy Sralf Reporr"r used for travel pouches and colors, Schaeffer says. The sleek, finely-toned horses purses, didn't appear on clothes She dyed her zippers to and riders galloped and jumped until 1917, when the U.S. Navy match the color of her swiftly over the bronze and yellow issued flight suits that zipped up the fabrics and placed them in countryside. front. open view, making them both About 6,000 spectators watched The earliest form of the zipper functional and decorative. as more than 65 world-class riders made its 1893 debut at the World's Throughout fashion history, from the United States, Canada and Columbian Exhibition in Chicago however, the zipper has had its ups Bermuda competed in the Fair Hill when an inventor named W.L. Judson and downs. In the cycle of fashion, International Three-Day Event held exhibited a device called a "slide the zipper is at a high point, Schaeffer in Fair Hill, Md., Oct. 24 to Oct. 27. fastener." The gadget consisted of a says. The event served as an series of hooks and eyes that were Pete Donnellan (HR SO), a fashion observation trial for the 1992 looped together by a slide clasp to merchandising major, affirms Schaeffer's Olympics. Some Fair Hill riders book them open and closed. observations. "Those heavy pullover will be contenders for next A Swedish engineer put some zip sweaters with the big loops and the large summer's Equestrian Team. into the basic design in 1912. Gideon zippers that ran up the neck that we all In another division of the Sunback, working for the United States, hated as children ... are now back in competition, riders were vying for modified the hook and eye into the teeth style," Donnellan says. "Those !zippers] positions on the Pan American fasteners we use today. we hated so much people now want." Games team, which will compete in Pamell Wr-r De Stefano Because of the sound it made, the This fad can be seen in the latest Georgia in two weeks. One horse-and-rider team clears an obstacle at this year's Fair Hill slide fastener was was given the name of issues of clothing catalogues such as The contest, sponsored by the three-day event, an observation trial for the 1992 Olympic team. "the zipper" by B.G. Worth of the B.F. Smythe and Company and L.L.Bean. Beneficial Corporation, was a Goodrich Company. In the early 1920s Since the 1930s, zippers have found charity event designed to benefit the from Hudson, Fla. "Racehorses are of pre-determined movements and the clasp fasteners zapped men's their way into fashion via everything Medical Center of Delaware and the only asked to give their all for two patterns within a 20-meter by 60- fashions, and designers began using from blue jeans to evening gowns. U.S. Equestrian Team. and three minutes at a time, but meter arena. them for all kinds of styles, says Karen And although other contraptions The sport of three-day eventing event horses must be willing to give The rider's goal is to make hone E. Schaeffer, a professor who teaches such as Velcro have gained involves two athletes who must be 100 percent for over an hour." and rider seem to float along, even Fashion Merchandising. widespread use and the button fly in complete harmony with each Three-day eventing involves while changing gaits. The rider i1 In 1923, galoshes made by has returned to trendy styles, other - the human athlete and the three disciplines: dressage, cross­ judged on accuracy and the overall Goodrich had slide fasteners that nothing's got the versatility or horse. country jumping and show jumping. fluency of the performance. zipped closed. But the name zip of the zipper. "No other equestrian sport can Dressage, which takes place on Veteran of the 1988 Olympics, match eventing," says Mark Combs, the first day of competition, Jane Sleeper of Chesapeake City, an advanced-division competitor requires the performance of a series see HORSE RACES pap 12 ' .. t 10 • THEREVIEW• November1,1991

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Demi Stand up Moore, with a striking resemblance for your to Darryl Hannah, gazes off in comedy the future in "We are all here for a spell. Get all her new the good laughs you can. " magical fairy -Will Rogers tale, "The Butcher's I agree with Will on that one. Wife." And even if you are fighting with your roommates this week or if you just found out that you need another job to pay this month's rent. there is Demi tries to catch the spirit once again still a way for you to get in that one good laugh a day. Comedy is everywhere. Just tum By Melissa Gitter lives and Leo learns about hi s bride's transplanted county clairvoyant. Moore on your television. So please do not Senior Staff Reporter abilities. walks the fme line between free-spirit and attempt to tell me that you haven't Once upon a time on a backward island MOVIE REVIEW So begins the new age fairy tale about flake with her characterization. had a good laugh all day. off the North Carolina coast lived a The Butcher's Wife the search for love in the nineties, The And with the exception of her attempt All you have to do is tune in to psychic named Marina. Paramount Butcher's Wife. on a Southern accent, Moore manages to MTV's "1/2 Hour Comedy Hour," A hick at heart, the golden-locked Director...... Terry Hughes Despite a predictable plot and corny play her larger-than-life character without Fox's "Comic Strip Live," Arts and Marina set· her sights on the stars, and B country-bumpkin dialogue (such as being annoying. This is no easy task when Entertainment's "Evening at the read people's pasts and foresaw their "happy as a pig in a puddle"), the movie Marina utters phrases introduced by, lrnprov" and "Caroline's Comedy futures. manages to muster laughs and e licit "Well, my Granny Yarbo always used to Hour," or just flip to the 24-hour So when Leo Lemke, a Cony-something She marries him. compassion for its characters. say ... " Comedy Channel, where comedians butcher from New York City, lands on The newlyweds move back to New Solid acting, good direction and strong Leo Lemke is played by George infest the screen like the plague. Or Marina's island right after she foresees the York and Marina starts work in Leo's subplots are responsible for most of the (White Hunter, Black Heart) Dzundza, a you could just run out to the video arrival of her soulmate, Marina does what neighborhood butcher shop. It is there that film's appeal . guy whose fishing trip suddenly rums into store and rent a tape of practically any self-respecting clairvoyant would do. Marina starts predicting customers' love Demi Moore stars as Marina, the see DEMI page 12 every comedian imaginable. I'm sure that much to Will's delight, we are seeing the rise of comedy in the '90s and in particular stand-up comedy. Even the U.S. Postal Service has jumped on the laugh-wagon by selling comedian Aiello stamps, featuring such well-known op fiv~ movies for the week ending Oct. 26 comedians as Abbott and Costello and Jack Benny. 1) House Party ($6 million gross for the week) takes a The time I spend watching 2)Curly Sue ($5 million) comedy is relaxing. Watching a 3)0ther People's Money ($4.1 million) complete show on television without 4)The Fisher King ($2.5 million) walk down one laugh is a waste. Although I 5)The Butcher's Wife ($2.4 million) usually end up rolling around ~e Movie times floor, gasping for air, I call this easy street relaxation. Belly-busting laughter Cinema Center Deceived (Rl - Goldie Hawn, for an hour straight can cause :an Newark Shopplng Center (737-3720) John Heard. Goldie plays a immeasurable amount of pain, but bewildered wife trying to piece Film rolls the dice the pain is sheer pleasure. : Curly Sue (PG-13) -Curly, together her husband's With stand-up comedy saturating the lovable bald oaf from the but comes up with a supposed death in this the TV waves, I recently recalled.on Three Stooges discovers his my first brush with it. true identltiy - seriously, it's sometimes-tense, but pair of snake eyes ultimately cliche-ridden thriller. Here's the scene: 1984, eighth­ just another saa:harine-ladened ShC\wtimes: 2, 4:30, 7:15, 9:45 grade slumber party, 12 girls, one flick about a cutsie kid from Eddie Murphy Delirious video. john Hughes. Showtimes: Fri. 29th Street (PC) - The most MOVIE REVIEW Murphy spewed out innumerable -5:45, 8:15, 10:30. Sat. - 2, underrated ador of the decade, 29th Street f ..kin' vulgarities, grabbed his 5:15 7:45, 10. Sun.- 12:30, Danny Aiello stars as a good Twentieth Centul)' Fox crotch and made fun of sex and 2:45, 5:30, 7:45. Mon. thru fella whose son won $6 million, Director...... George Gallo relationships. (My mom still doesn't Thurs.- 5:45, 8:15 and the mob has come to B- From left: Anthony LaPaglia, Danny Aiello and Frank Pesce (whose know that I've seen it.) life the movie was based on) in the new comedy "29th Street." The Fllher King (R) - Director collect it . Showtimes: 1 :15, I loved every minute of it. : Terry (Monty Python) Gilliam's 3,:30, 5:45, 8, 9, 10:15 Soon after, I watched Bill C.y form of the New York State Lottery, surreal fantasy about a down­ By Jordan Harris flaring tempers to match the Himself. It was just as funny, tet Frankie and Johnny. (Rl - A Contributing Editor which Frank Jr. becomes a finalist in and-out OJ and his bum buddy. callousness. Gallo's dialogue is without the incessant foul -moutHed love story set in a diner that ln the old neighborhood, everyone its fi rst, 1976 drawing. This ticket is This fish shoud've been thrown reminiscent of that found in two of antics of Murphy. This one, I coQld reunites AI Pacino with the always said Frank Pesce Jr. was a no ordinary one, because the jackpot his previous screenplays, Wise Guys back despite Robin Williams watch with mom. sultry Michelle Pfeiffer (both lucky guy who never knew what to is worth $6.2 million. (1986) and Midnight Run (1988), and Jeff Bridges. Showtimes: From that point on, 1 began to see appeared in Scarface, a do with his good fortune . It makes Frank Jr. quite a hit in his which focus on the mob and the Fri.- 5, 7:45, 10:30. Sat. - the value of the laughter that different kind of love story) For Frank and his family, residcms neighborhood . Instantly, the rr.ob Italian-American experience. comedians can give. Television 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:30. Sun. under the direction of Garry of 29th Street in Manhattan's tough wants a piece of his action, What may distinguish 29th Street alone could not satiate my hun&er - 12:15, 3, 5:45, 8:30. Mon Marshall (Pretty Woman) . Italian-American ghetto, luck and acquaintances he has not seen in in any future Hollywood study are for laughter. I started venturing thru Thurs.- 5:30, 8:15 Showtimes: 1:45, 4:30, 7:15, dreams are needed to survive. years shake his hand and his father, the performances. Gallo gets strong outside of my neighborhood · in Other People's Money (R) 10 Screenwriter George Gallo makes who has regarded him as an anomaly characterizations from his cast. and search stand-up comedy. Danny Devito stars as a scurvy Chestnut Hill his directing debut with 29th Street. a all his life, finally thinks he'll amount the strong acting makes up for some I went to "Mr. Rip's," a dingy, to something if he strikes gold. of the weak links in the script. broker in Norman Jewison's Olestnut Hill Plaza, Newark (737· 7959) movie about dreams, wi shes, little dive near home which featured ambition and luck, both good and They all expect him to win. After Aiello turns in an exceptional stand-up comedy every Saturday film. Showtimes: Fri. - 5:30, Billy Bathgate (Rl - Dustin 8, 10:15. Sat.- 1:45, 4:45, 8, bad; and how they motivate people, all, he is a very lucky man. performance of a patriarch willing to night. While the scenery was seec1y, Hoffman stars with Nicole in particular the behavior of the Pesce 29th Street uses the lottery and its do anything to keep his family the atmosphere smoky and me 10:15. Sun. - 12:45, 3:15, 6, Kidman in a Depression-era 8:15 Mon. thru Thurs. - 6, family, whom the film follows from "ticket to paradise" philosophy in together. The character actor has comedians performed insulting gangster fli ck with Bruce Willis. 1948-1976. illustrating how the luck of life's made a career of playing the improvisational acts on my friends 8:15 Fri. - 5:30, 7:45, 10:1 5. Sat. Luck has followed Frank Jr . draw can bring people closer together headstrong father-figure type, and and me- the laughs were genui~. Christiana Mall .:.... 2, 5:30, 7:45, 10:15. Sun.- (Anthony LaPaglia) around all his ... or drag them farther apart. though the role is typical of his range. I envied these people who collld 1·95 """ Route 7 ~9600) 12:30, 3, 5:30, 8. Mon. thru life. This is a guy who cons his way Gallo's subject is a noble one. The It ideally highlights the sensitivity take an everyday situation and ma'ke The People Under the Stain Thurs. - 5:30, 8. out of being drafted to the Vietnam topic of dreams and wishes has rarely and grace that has helped his quasi­ it funny. It is necessary to see yOur (R) - Wes Craven, the director War by unintentionally fool ing the been handled so directly and leading man career along. everyday problems in a lighter vejn, Little Man Tate (RJ -Jodie of Nlptmare on Elm Street, military personnel, and a man whose realistically in Hollywood, a place LaPaglia adds another smooth lest they become too serious. ' Foster debuts as director and presents a film about evil rib tumor is discovered and operated that too often gives sludge like performance to his growing resume Now with midterms, the wotld stars in a film about a poor demons that lurk In the on only after he is stabbed in a fight Always and Ghost to audiences of film-stealers (Betsy's Wedding, outside a shambles and your lCJVe gifted nerd-child. Showtimes: basement. Showtlmes: 1:30, 4, over his girlfriend. looking for ideas on how to adhance One Good Cop). Sensitive, yet life down the tubes, Imagine the Fri.- 6, 8:15, 10:30. Sat.- 7,9:45 His father, Frank Sr., (Danny wishes and dreams. cunning at the same time, he matches comedian with the microphone and 1:30, 6, 8:15, 10:30 Sun.- · Aiello, in another superlative Though Gallo's direction is Aiello scene for scene and makes smile. 1,3:15, 5:45, 8:15. Mon thru (R) - OM:ar-wlnner performance) has suffered through a straightforward, he borrows too many Frank Jr. a perfect anomaly of a son. In the words of a comedian that the...., Thurs.- 5:45, 8:15. Joe Peld stars as a lecherous slrin8 of bad luck since he was forced clements from previous films Dreams and ambitions are very once graced late night television: alum lord In his first ludlns to Mil his trucking business to the centering on the Italian-American much alive on 19th Street. It all "Laugh, and the world will lauah role. Showtlmes: 1, 3:15, 5:15, -Complied by Rob Rector local mobster. Yet he has always struggle for success, notably. Martin depends on the person and, as Gallo with you. Fan, and you're all alooe, 7:30,9:30 round the llrenath to maintain a Scorsese' s raging ganaster epic thinks, luck. Though his heart is in pal." cloae-knh family despite his GoodFellas. Almost every character the right place, audiences should problems. is portrayed as a stereotypical Italian: wish him better luck directing his Lori S.lotto is • student af&Jrs ediMr Luck m 29111 Street comes in the tough, with enouah profanity and next film. of The Review. ,. . ~ I 1 2 • THE REVIEW • November 1, 1991

But Clifton says white Acildemy of Hair Design when she hairdressers are just as competent attended in the early '80s. Horse race New salon with African-American hair as Later in the decade, however, she African-American hairdressers. was hired by the school specifically continued from page 9 continued from page 9 This is because most hairdressers to teach methods of styling African­ are now required to know African­ American hair during a time when Md., placed 29th in the dressage on hairdressers were white and decided American hair styling techniques as such hair techniques were becoming her lrish-bred horse, Carpe Diem. that they would rather have a black well as Caucasian hair techniques, popular. "Cross country is my favorite person," says Barbara Clifton, explains Clifton, who is also a tester Porchea says she specialized in because I know my horse has the owner and hairdresser at A Cut for the state Board of Cosmetology African-American hair styling courage and is talented enough to Above on Main Street. "Many in Dover. because she had always been jump the fences," she says. "He assume just because we are white Porchea says there were not any fascinated by it, finds it more gives me a really confident feeling that we don't know how to cut black courses in African-American hair challenging to work with, and can be when we are out there on course hair." styling techniques at the Wilmington more creative with it. because he's such a blast to ride." The second day of cross-country riding is the most exciting and demanding part of every three-day During Demi's witching hours event because the horse must cover a distance of about 20 miles, continued from page 11 Mary (Parenthood) Steenburgen without crossing the "Beverly meeting the different speeds and plays Stella Kefauver, a patient of Hillbillies" line. challenges of four timed phases. a honeymoon. The dumpy Dzundza Dr. Tremor and a Catholic school The film's biggest flaw is in its First, the horse and rider team makes the audience sympathize with music teacher. predictable plot. must trot through the countryside Leo, who after learning about Steenburgen gives the film's only This film marks the debut of for about five miles. Marina's powers, understandably uneven performance. She cannot writers Ezra Litwak and Marjorie Then the pair enters the wonders if he married a fruitcake. decide whether her character is Schwartz. They obviously watched steeplechase course, in which the Jeff (Arachnophobia) Daniels is meek and mousy or bold and brassy, Pretty Woman one time too many. horse must jump eight fences at a Pamela Wray De comical as the bewildered Dr. Alex alternating between the two from Overall the movie, with its full gallop. From there, they must A tricky obstacle for the horse leaves a Fair Hill rider hanging. Tremor, Leo's friend and an uptight scene to scene. hopeful message that everyone has walk, trot and canter between five psychiatrist, whose patients start Director Terry Hughes, known to true love waiting for them, exudes a and eight miles. to third place. but in horses you have to Lake listening to Marina's unorthodox the American audience mostly for quirky charm and leaves you sitting It's up to the rider to gauge their The third and final day of everything one day at a time." prophesies instead of relying on his "Golden Girls" work, knows just in the dark with a smile on your speed so they don't suffer time competition tests the horse and rider Despite his misgivings, therapy to solve their problems. how far to carry country charm face. penalties. But the jockey must also to sec how well they recovered Stevenson had a fault-free round be sure not to tire out the horse. from the previous day's hardships. and retained his second-place After this set, which lasts nearly In this phase, called show standing. 30 minutes, a veterinarian examines jumping, colorful jumps are set up The last event proves that the Bathgate the horse to make sure it isn't in a winding course on the side of a horse can still remain flexible and excessively fatigued and can tackle hill. The purpose of this phase is to obedient even after all of the continued from page 11 the most grueling and challenging clear the 12 jumps within the jumping and galloping required in portion of the competition - the allotted time . the rest of this Fair Hill pyscho-zombie, lrom l''rlday the obstacle course. "This is by far the most nerve­ competition. 13th. Following the 1 0-minu te wracking part of the whole event," And when it was all over, the Unfortunately, Billy escapes ex amination the team sets out on a says Rob Stevenson of New winner of the three-day event was death more times than Houdini, and course comprised of up to 30 Brunswick, Canada, who held Derek DiGrazia of Pebble Beach, by the end the audience is ~ctively artificial and natural obstacles. The second place going into the Calif. rooting for his demise. various jumps test the courage and stadium. "There is so much pressure A student rider, Mary Scott (AS But hey, Dean is a nobody. At athletic ability of both the horse and because all it takes is one rail down JR), encourages people to go to the least we could expect some quality rider. to move you entirel y out of the Fair Hill ev-ents. acting from mega- star Dustin Sleeper and Carpe Diem put in a placing. "Everyone that goes says cross­ Hoffman, right? fast cross-country round on the "All I can do is hold my breath country is nuts," she says, "but Wrong. Hoffman does an average second day, moving them from 29th and hope that everything goes well, definitely thrilling to watch." job at best, growling and kicking through his role as ili-Lempered gangland leader Dutch Schultz. Although he is a star, Hoffman Stretching luck means betting bucks seemed out of place as Schultz and did not have the ominous presence, continued from page 9 after dark. The casino magic hasn't attractions, or the marina district: as Marlon Brando and Robert yet caught up with the cit y, so be where Harrah's and Trump Castle DeNiro. friendliest dealer attitudes and the cautious. hotels have their spreads. The entire Watching Hoffman languish in most comfortable atmosphere. And just remember: bet with your trip should take about an hour and a this sorry role is kind of like having If the casino scene becomes head, not over it. You may just half. a tooth extracted without the benefit Hoffman, Steven Hill and Loren Dean in a drowning "Bathgate." overwhelming, the boardwalk is a come back to Newark a happy The Atlantic City Expressway, of novocaine. reminder of the old Atlantic City. person with some extra bucks in Lhe most direct route into town, is Nicole Kidman gives a mediocre "Yeah, yeah." drop of blood is missed by the Although pizza and fast-food stands, your pocket. best accessible from Philadelphia. performance as Schultz's moll, "That's one lucky girl." cameramen (sort of like a twisted fortune-telling shops and video Now, for directions to this Las­ The cost is $2 from the Expressway Drew Preston . Unfortunately makes your heart, or at least the version of Club MTV). arcades are dwarfed by the towers Vegas-by-the-Sea: Atlanlic City can into the city. Kidman fails to stay naked long contents of your stomach leap into "Billy Bloodbathgate" is a more and prestige of the hotel-casinos be reached from Newark by taking Limited train service is also enough to offset her cardboard your throat. apt title for this turkey. One can today, the sea air is always fresh and 1-95 to the Delaware Memorial available from Philadelphia's 30th acting. And if the script doesn'tturn you only expect the masochists to be invigorating. Bridge. When in New Jersey, get off Street Station. The script also helped to put a off, surely the violence will. dancing in the streets when The Atlantic City beach is one of at the first exit before the turnpike, The majority of the hotel casinos bullet in Billy Bathgate. Lines like; Schultz uses every cliched gangster Bathgate is released to the general few left on the Jersey shore that are Route 30, and go east until Black provide free parking in multilevel "Do you have a girlfriend?" trick to off his enemies and not a public. · free and suitable for swimming, Horse Pike. indoor lots, in which there arc sunbathing, volleyball or a good run. The Pike is the link to either the always spaces available. Spots on The city itself is crumbling and Boardwalk area, whe re I 0 of the side streets arc rare, and it's a hassle decrepit beyond the boardwalk, and major 12 casino hotels are located to drive from casino to casino in it's not safe to venture into the city and the center of all other such a congested and -::om pact area.

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Same colors, same By jason Sean Garber time since Sept. 22, when they lost to "I just got to cover the back post results. Assistant Sports Editor the University of Vermont. and sneak it in," said Osmond. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers The University of Maryland­ "The wind was a big factor. After Delaware's offense played have only a hint of black in Baltimore County fired off five shots the first half, we knew that we we'd cohesively as a unit, with eight their helmets to match their on goal in the first 15 minutes but be able to dominate them because we different players reeling off 11 shots orange jerseys so the spirits, and quickly cooled down, as the had the wind with us," said senior on goal. the Philadelphia Eagles, took a Delaware women's soccer team won midfielder Lara Bottone. The usually explosive combination week off and let them win one 1-0 Tuesday at Delaware Field. With 31 minutes and 40 seconds of Roeber and freshman forward game. The Hens (7-7-l overall, l-3 remaining in the game, senior Kristy Hendrickson only combined The Philadelphia Flyers, North Atlantic Conference), aided by defender Lyr.da Blake hurled a for two of Delaware's shots. perennially one of the best constant winds, dominated the beautifully placed throw-in at the "I thought we played better the teams in hockey, did not make Retrievers (6-9 overall) for most of Retrievers goal. frrst half. We did what we wanted to the playoffs for the second year the second half. Senior forward Karen Roeber and do. We got the ball out wide," said in a row. That is wicked The Hens' offense bombarded the Bottone each had chances to boot the coach Scott Grzenda. "We played considering only six of 21 Retrievers helpless goalkeeper, ball by Tripp, but were stopped by a kickball a bit, we were too gung ho in teams missed post-season play. Debbie Tripp, with seven shots in the hawking UMBC defense. the second half." Baseball's three black and second half. As the ball passed in front of the Sheena Hunter registered het orange teams are also victims of The Hens have now extended their goal from Bottone's touch, senior second shutout of the season, saving the All Hallow's Eve curse. winning streak to three games and midfielder Kelly Osmond, who was three of the Retrievers' eight shots. The Orioles lost 97 games have won four of their. last five to hidden along the far goalpost, headed "They are a hard-hitting team, but and their stadium this past year. pull their record at .500 for the flrst the ball in for the game-winner. Memorial Stadium proved see WOMEN page 14 Action from Delaware's 1·0 victory over UMBC, Wednesday. unlucky of late so they are abandoning it for Oriole Park at Camden Yards. The worst team in baseball, Maine offers next challenge for ninth-ranked Delaware the Houston Astros, did not stand a ghost of a chance this Record-setting tailback Carl Smith fuels Black Bears offense, Murph leads defense; key injuries sideline Sydnor, Lewis. season. Maybe if they wore hot­ pink uniforms the spirits would By Dan B. Levine said freshman fullback Daryl against the Huskies, and ranks in a Lawrence Taylor-like look past them especially since we Sports Editor performance against Connecticut lost to them last year." have turned a cheek. Brown. "We can't be lagging and second on the all-time Yankee Then there are the San The ninth-ranked Delaware looking past anyone and taking Conference list with 3,873 yards. last week. If Delaware is to gain revenge, Francisco Giants. Three years football team heads into the home anyone for granted." He is complemented in the Murph, the Yankee Conference they'll have to do it without some Defensive Player of the Week, recognizable faces. ago they lost the World Series. stretch flying high (7-1 overall, 4-1 Or as Hens' coach Harold R . backfield by Paul Capriotti, who leads Maine with 634 rushing yards recorded 10 tackles, including seven Senior co-captain Marc Sydnor is to the Oakland A's and barely Yankee Conference) off of its "Tubby" Raymond put it, "I and eight touchdowns. Capriotti has solo stops. He also had one sack, out indefmite1y after suffering nerve survived an earthquake. comeback victory at Navy last wouldn't think there would be an Saturday. over-confident .bone in anybody's also caught 18 passes for 190 yards. forced a fumble and had two damage in his neck against Navy. This year's team was touted body." Leading this group is freshman interceptions, one of which he Junior halfback Marcus Lewis as a strong contender but The Hens play their last three quarterback Emilo Colon. Colon has returned 18 yards for a touchdown. remains sidelined with nerve quickly settled into the middle regular-season games against teams "In reality, what happened down with losing records. Two of those in Navy may save our season. If we thrown for 1,095 yards and two Last year, Delaware was shocked damage in his shoulder as is junior of the pack. touchdowns, but has been plagued by a Maine team which had only halfback Anthony Ventresca with a In basketball, only the lowly three will be played at home and play like that again we won't win another football game." by 11 interceptions. one victory prior to its 14-10 knee injury. Miami Heat wear the colors of probably will lead the team to the Division I-AA playoffs. The Black Bears come rumbling "He's a young guy who does triumph over the Hens. Senior outside linebacker Tim October. Their over-abundance But if one thinks Delaware might into Newark off an impressive 41-20 some good things for us, but he also "We went up there thinking we Irvine is questionable for tomorrow of talented athletes gives them a be looking past tomorrow's Parents' win over the University of does some things which I think he were going to roll over them," s(lid with a neck injury. The loss of promising future if only they Day opponent, the University of Connecticut last Saturday. wishes he can do over again," said Hens' linebacker Pat Mulhern. "It Irvine would be crucial considering would change their colors. Maine (2-6 overall, 2-4 Yankee Maine tailback Carl Smith (489 Black Bears' coach Kirk Ferentz. was depressing. We were kind of the senior has four interceptions and One look at the other black­ rushing yards) became the Black Maine's defense is led by outside embarrassed. has recovered five fumbles. Irvine and-orange-(;lad teams and they Conference), think again. "We don't want to lose anymore," Bears' all-time leading rusher linebacker Jemal Murph, who turned "There's no way we're going to also leads the Hens with 68 tackles.. might opt to draft a chameleon next year to chan&e their colors and luck. Wllt·lns Olamberlaln •., Basketball legend Wilt ' I Chamberlain is back in the •., limelight with his new book "A Runner on a roll View From Above." At seven-feet, two-inches tall, Wilt "The Stilt" was 1he dominant center of his era, Sophomore Bryan Denbrock emerges for men's cross country including the night he scored 100 points in one game. He claims he was exhausted By Brandon jamison one of the best runners the university has the 800-rneter event, set in 1984, as a huge SGif Reporter that night after havina two or ever had," said Hens' coach Jim Fischer. influence in his pursuit of running. three sexual "encounters" the From the ashes of a mediocre high school "Bryan is a very confident and smart "When I was virtually the only one on night before. basketball career, sophomore Bryan runner," said senior teammate Bryan the Dover cross country team, Bruce (then Amazinaly, Wilt says that he Denbroclc has risen to become a leader of Lennon. "His mental discipline allows him one of the top 50 half-mile runners in the is "closing in on 20,000 the Delaw~ men's cross country team. to stay with leaders of the race." world) would help out and come run with women" with whom he had sex. During his sophomore year in high "He's an aggressive runner," said senior me, " said Denbrock. That equates to 1.2 women per !!Chool, Denbrock was running two miles a Marc Washington "He's improved this year, He also acknowledged his parents and day, every day since he was IS day to prepare for his basketball team. and he's startina to take charge." FISCher as influences on him as a runner and .... yemold. Denbrock's basketball coach noticed his Denbrock is quick to downplay his an individual. With that schedule, Mrs. proficiency and the ease in which Denbrock teammates' praise, and stresses that the team With his success in running this year, Cllamberlain never ncoded to ran, and recommended that he try out for is more imporwu than the individual. Dcnbrock's soft-spoken personality seems tell Wilt to ao to his room. cross country- "Everybody on the team is equal. I don't to be slipping off him a bit. Chamberlain explained. "A The rest is history. think of myself as the number one runner. If "Bryan has becorhe more expressive this great many people believe I'm Denbrock, a Dover native, went on to I had fmished fourth on the team and we year and has started to lead by e.xample," . hung like a hone ... I say I'm win a conference title in cross country and a still came in third, it wouldn't matter," he said Fischer. not and thank God. Why? slate championship in the two-mile run as a said. Denbroclt can nut with the best runners Becauae I've trained a lot of aenior at Dover High School. "We've got great guys on the team," he on the East Coast. He proved this at the . hones and aU horlel are 11 o I Needless to say, the Hens are anythina added. '1'hey all give 100 percent." NAC championships by finishing just 16 huna alike." No wonder they but blue with him on the team. Last Sunday, Denbroclt's modest demeanor is seconds away from a top-10 finish - a call him the bia dipper. Denbroclt was Delaware's top finisher, repruentative of a soft-spolcen personality. ftnish usually reeerved for runners from the COIDiJJi in 14th place, and leading therb to a "Bryan is a man of few words," said top-ranked Boston University and Bradley A Hr.tebnfJr IJ an surpriJina third-place rmilh in the North Lennon. "He lets his performance spealc for Univenity of Vermont propams. assistant spats edltot of The Atlantic: Conference c:rou country itaelf." Bryan Denbroc:lt speaks 10ftly but has Bryan Denbroc:k finished 14th In the NAC ' Review. c:blmpionahipl. Denbroclt cites Bruce Hanis, the holder started ro carry a bia repu&ation, and a well­ Crou Country Clwnplonlhlpa lut Sunday. ...,.. il well on bil way to becomin& of the Delaware hiJh school awe record in delerved one at that. 14 • THE REVIEW • November 1, 1991 Women 1991-92 NBA Picks continued from page 13 there was no way we would lose our last borne aame. .. Bottone said. Had enough of magazines like Sport, Inside Sports and Sports Osmond said, "We just played a sound aame. We supported each other and spread out real well. We Illustrated telling you all you need to know about the N.B.A.? didn't make any major mistakes." The Hens' regular season ends Look no further, because the Review's Sports Staff gazes into today at Temple at 3:30 p.m. as they aim to finish their second season with a winning record. our crystal ball to see if jordan and friends will celebrate in CORNER KICKS- Junior defender Jenna Blackmon was june. · named NAC player of the week for the week of Oct. 20 for her play Dan B. Levine Jeff Pearlman Bradley A. Huebner Jason Sean Garber against the University of Maine, scoring one goal and two assists. She Atlantic Division Knicks Celtics Sixers Celtics joins Osmond as the only Hens to win the award. Central Divison Bulls Pacers Pistons Bulls Hendrickson was awarded the Midwest Divsion Rockets Spurs Rockets jazz NAC rookie of the week for her efforts in the game against Maine, Pacific Division Suns Sanies Trail Blazers Trail Blazers scoring two goals. Surprise Team Sanies Nets Nuggets Pacers Orzenda said of the season, "I consider the season successful. We NBA Champion Suns Pacers Trail Blazers Bulls played in a tougher conference. We NBA Runner up Bulls Spurs Bulls Trail Blazers lost some games we should have NBA MVP Kevin johnson Reggie Miller Michael Jordan Michael jordan won early. We got some chemistry Maximillian Gretsch Rookie of the Year Steve Smith Dikembe Mutombo Mark Macon Steve Smith towards the end and did a good job." Delaware has won its last three games at home.

Volleyball Sports Trivia answers On Deck Sports Trivia continued from page 13 1. In 1987, Gordie lockbaum of Today Lafayette, trailing 2-1, had hopes of Holy Cross was the last Division forging a comeback and Delaware 1-M football player to finish in Women's Soccer at Temple, 3:30p.m. wanted to end a match that had already Ghosts and Goblins lasted too long. the top five of the Heisman Saturday The Hens flnished the match with a Trophy voting. Football vs. Maine, 1 :00 p.m. strong front line performance that 2. Brian Kingman of the Oakland 1. What team did long time Oakland Raider tight blocked almost every Leopard ball A's was the last pitcher to lose Sunday end Dave Casper finish his career with? entering Hen territory. 20 games in a season . He was 8- With only one regular season contest Men's Soccer vs Philadelphia Textile, 1 :00 p.m. 2. How many years has the Ghost of Lord Stanley 20 in 1980. remaining, a Nov. 8 match at Temple Field Hockey vs Massachusetts at Maryland! 1 :00 University, Delaware is looking toward 3. Moses Malone was the last haunted the New York Rangers? the NAC Championships at Drexel player besides Bird, jordan or p.m. 3 . .Who was the "Galloping Ghost" and what University, Nov. 15-16. Magic to win the N.B.A.'s M.V.P. . Men's Cross Country: Delaware Sports Club Beegle, who played in her last home award. He won it in the 1982-83 college team did he play for? game of her career, said the team Open at Carpenter State Park, 1 0:00 a.m. cannot afford to Jose their intensity at season . THE HEAD SCRATCHER-Who am U In 1990, I the conference championships. THE HEAD SCRATCHER-Phil Women's Cross Country: at Mt. St. Mary's, was placed on the baseball disabled list after "The competition is going to be Niekro was 21-20 for the Atlanta much tougher, so we're going to have Braves in 1979 to lead the league T.B.A. suffering from a case of arachnophobial to play like we did in the frrst two in wins and losses. games," Beegle said Off-.Campus Student Association

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