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VOL. XXI, NO. 125 MONDAY, APRIL 13, 1987 the independent student newspaper serving Notre Dame and Saint Mary's ND secretary struck by car near Stepan, condition still critical 4 # * * By CHRIS JULKA ward on Juniper Road east of Assistant News Editor Stepan Center when the inci­ dent occurred at 9:57 p.m., A Notre Dame secretary was Rakow said. The car which listed in critical condition Sun­ struck her was also heading day night after being struck by south, sweeping her off the a car near Stepan Center and road from behind, according to carried approximately 150 feet Rakow. The driver estimated on the car’s hood the night he was driving at a rate of 30-35 before, according to Rex mph when his car struck her, Rakow, director of Notre Dame Rakow said. security. The driver of the car was a Karen Monroe, 36, a secre­ 73-year-old retired priest who tary at the Notre Dame infir­ lives at Corby Hall. The driver mary for approximately ten was not under the influence of years and a native of Mis­ hawaka, was walking south­ see STRUCK, page 4 Saint Mary’s names Milligan as Class of ’87 valedictorian By DEIRDRE FINN Milligan said that she didn’t News Staff deliberately plan to achieve this honor. Senior Laura Milligan of Ar­ “I just wanted to get the most lington Heights, 111., was out of the school that I atten­ named valedictorian of Saint ded,” she said. Mary’s class of 1987. As Milligan was a student recipient of this honor, Milligan teacher at H arris School in The Observer/Todd Tucker Campus Tour? will speak at the commence­ Granger, Ind. The experience Taking a break between classes, Notre Dame and take advantage of the recent summer-like ment ceremonies on May 17. prepared her to take the Na­ junior Marc Gleason and visiting high school weather. Milligan, an education tional Teachers Exam, which senior Kate Willard toss the books aside to chat major, earned the highest certifies her as a teacher. cumulative grade point She is presently interviewing average, 3.97, of the graduating in her hometown and expects Police investigating death of baby class at Saint Mary’s. The only to be notified at the end of May. criteria for this honor is to pos­ She hopes to teach one of the sess the highest cumulative primary grades. left in box in school’s janitor closet grade point average. Milligan said she was Milligan was notified of the suprised when she recieved Associated Press focus of an Indiana State Police mander of the state police post selection in a letter from Assis- news of the selection. investigation. at Jasper, said police are inter­ tent to the Vice President, “I knew my grades were high A brief graveside service viewing each of the 180 students Teresa Marcy, of the Academic enough, but I didn’t seriously FERDINAND, Ind. - The was held Tuesday in the St. at the Roman Catholic board­ Affairs Office. consider myself a candidate,” mourners included the police Ferdinand Church cemetery - ing school for girls. She attriubuted her success she said. Milligan, who atten­ chief, county coroner, a funeral a short distance from where the At this point in the investiga­ to hard work, organization, and ded Rolling Meadows High home employee, but no known body was discovered last week tion, it is unknown whether the the help of her friends. School, was not valedictorian members of the family - when inside a plastic shopping bag in baby was born alive and would “ I worked hard for this. My of her graduating class in high the remains of Baby John Doe a janitorial closet at Madonna have lived given proper care. education classes helped me to school. was buried last week. Hall, a dormitory at Marian An autopsy report is ex­ be more organized,” said Mil­ In addition to her academic Heights Academy. pected to be filed with the ligan. “My friends helped a lot career, Milligan was a resident The circumstances of the The baby weighed 5 pounds, coroner in the next two weeks. too. They pushed me when I assistent in Regina Hall last baby’s death and the sequence 2 ounces and was 18 inches The autopsy was ordered by needed it, but they were there year and an an active partici­ of events that followed the dis­ long. Dr. George Nichols, Kentuck­ to help me have a good time pant in several intramural covery of the infant are the Lt. George Lewallen, com­ y’s chief medical examiner. also.” sports. Shultz meets advisers, hopes for arms treaty with USSR Associated Press Atlantic Treaty Organization Gorbachev, probably on Tues­ nuclear weapons buildups in tain, by any means” that the allies want the right to match. day. the more than six years allies would accept a total ban. HELSINKI, Finland - Secre­ In two speeches, Soviet “ We propose to seriously dis­ Reagan has been president. tary of State George Shultz met leader Mikhail Gorbachev of­ cuss this, try to work out an In lengthy negotiations, the Shultz’ talks in Moscow are with a dozen U.S. arms control fered to negotiate a solution agreement,” the official said. two sides decided basically to bound to be clouded by U.S. al­ advisers Sunday to ready his while the two sides complete an But he stressed the Soviet dismantle all but 100 warheads legations that the Soviets, with response to new Soviet over­ agreement to eliminate their edge in the 350 to 600-mile each. But the Reagan adminis­ the collusion of some American tures that might bring the other medium-range missiles range missiles was a serious tration first wants the right to Marine guards, infiltrated the Reagan administration closer from Europe. issue to the West European match the 130 shorter-range So­ U.S. Embassy with eavesdrop­ to its first arms control agree­ allies and they must be con­ viet rockets. ping devices. ment. “I think it’s some degree of sulted on the kind of cuts the The West Germans have 71 Limited by President movement, it’s somewhat dif­ United States would demand. comparable missiles. The Shultz said Saturday he Reagan in other nuclear areas, ferent,” said a senior U.S. offi­ “ After all, this a m atter of United States has none in would confront the Soviets Shultz hopes to clear a major cial, who spoke on condition of great importance to our Europe, but would like to con­ about “the severe hostile envi­ obstacle to a treaty to rid anonymity. “But we certainly allies,” the official said. vert some of the 108 Pershing ronment they set up.” He said Europe of medium-range mis­ haven’t achieved closure. Of all the nuclear arms con­ 2 missiles now in West Ger­ he and Reagan were “very up­ siles in talks opening today in There is a lot of work to be trol issues under negotiations, many to a shorter range set about what has happened.” Moscow. done.” an agreement to rid Europe of weapon. The barrier is the presence Shultz is unlikely to give the hundreds of missiles in the 600 The senior official said if the But Shultz has also vowed to in East Germany, Czechos­ Soviets a final answer when he to 3,000-mile range is the Soviets recognize a U.S. right pursue agreements with the lovakia and the Soviet Union of sees Foreign Minister Eduard closest to completion. to match their total equal Soviets on Euromissiles and on 130 shorter-range rockets that Shevardnadze, beginning It would be the first treaty to ceilings could be set below 130. a troop withdrawal in Af­ the United States and its North today and General Secretary put a dent in the superpowers’ But, he said, “it was not cer­ ghanistan. The Observer Monday, April 13, 1987 - page 2 In Brief What are we supposed to do? Howard’s rectress has been named. Sister M.J. Administration should tell us Griffin, rectress of Parley Hall announced Sunday night that she will be Howard Hall’s rectress next year, accor­ It was another lost weekend. ding to Farley residents. Griffin made the announcement Yes, I, like many Notre Dame and Saint to Farley residents at an all-hall meeting after Sunday Mary’s students, managed to do nothing so­ Mark mass, the residents said. They also said no new rectress cially constructive this weekend. Did some An McLaughlin for Farley has been named. - The Observer. Tostal work, wrote a paper, went to the movies to see Top Gun. That’s about it. Projects M anager This seems to be quite common here. Ask ten people what they did over the weekend, and _ three will say “nothing much.” Six will mention academics. One, maybe two, will mention Of Interest dates. “Was it a good weekend?” “It was fun.” “The usual.” “It was all right.” “Juniors: How to Fill Out Your Profile Form” is the “Pretty blah.” title of a presentation to be given by Kitty Arnold of the A few columns back I waved flags and ranted Career and Placement Services office tonight at 7 in 123 and raved about guys on this campus not asking Nieuwland. This presentation will be repeated Tuesday girls out, why they didn’t, and why they should. and Wednesday. - The Observer But I have come to the stark realization that there is not all that much for a couple on a date Coleman McCarthy,syndicated columnist for the to do on this campus. Washington Post, will lecture on “Working for Social Jus­ tice: Should We Bother” at 4:30 today in Carroll Hall at Yes, there are SYRs and formals. The latest Saint M ary’s. - The Observer rumor on campus is that the administration has taken a dislike to these forms of social activity. The Notre Dame Club of Washington, D.c. will Something about an “unhealthy atmosphere.” be sponsoring a Big Brother-Big Sister Program for Notre (As if ethanol weren’t enough.) Whether the Dame students coming to Washington this summer. Stu­ rumors are true or not, and I must say I find dents will be matched with local alumni and alumnae, them hard to believe, hall dances are only twice who can provide advice and information on housing, job a semester. That’s if you can get a date. hunting, and generally adjusting to life in Washington. What else is there? Parties have been pretty Interested students should call or write to: Mary Beth much outlawed. The South Bend bar scene is Wachowski, 3013 Mosby St., Alexandria, VA 22305, (703) not much to see, and if you’re not twenty-one AT Notice cwse . 549-5446 or M aura Kahn, 8201 Greensboro Dr., £708, it’s not worth the risk anyway. McLean, VA 22102, (703) 847-0555. - The Observer The library is becoming an increasingly popular spot on weekends. This is social life? Attention Juniors: The Alumni-Senior Club is Staring at some member of the opposite sex culture tells us is normal. The administrations accepting applications for employment until April 21. Ap­ over a biology book? at Notre Dame and Saint Mary’s have chosen plications can be picked up in the Student Activities Office Many students sit around their dorm rooms to outlaw these activities. If they want to do on the third floor of LaFortune. - The Observer on weekends. Wow. Miami Vice again. Maybe that, that’s their prerogative. if you’re lucky, there’ll be a good movie on But what ore we supposed to do? “Teaching Peacein a Christian Context” will be network television. Yeah, right. I have no clue. the topic of an informal discussion led by Gov. John Gil- Speaking of movies, there’s the infamous En­ So Father Ted, Father Malloy, Father Tyson,

ligan tonight at 7:30 in the ISO Lounge. - The Observer gineering Auditorium movie scene. But that listen up. Goldrick, Cassidy, Lanan, please lis­ gets old fast. ten. We don’t know what you expect. We know English Department Colloquium Series sponsors I have been accused of picking on our school what you don’t want us to do, but that doesn’t Glenn Chatelier, who will share his experiences and pas­ a bit much in these columns. But there is a tell us what you do want done. Do you really sage out of India today at 3:30 at Wilson Commons. - The point to all this. Really. expect us to sit in the library on Friday nights? Observer The powers-that-be seem to think that the con­ Is that normal? Is that healthy? sumption of alcohol is not meaningful social interaction. They seem to think that the gather­ What is acceptable social activity around “Listening to the Laity, ” a special one-hour session ing of many students in a dorm room is not here? on the roles of lay persons in the Catholic Church, will be meaningful social interaction. They seem to It seems that many of the ways that normal held tomorrow at 12:15 p.m. in Stapleton Lounge. The think that dating is not meaningful social inter­ college students get together have been taken session is led by Most Rev. James Hoffman, Bishop of action, if the rumors are true. They definitely away here. We realize that we’re not supposed Toledo, and Dolores Leckey, executive director of the U.S. think that sex or anything close to it is not to be normal college students. We’re supposed Bishop’s Committee on the Laity. - The Observer meaningful social interaction. So what is so­ to be mature, Catholic, brilliant workaholics. cially acceptable and meaningful? Books? But we’re not. We’re not 45, we’re 20. Movies? SMC Triduum Liturgy Schedule is as follows: Well, we’re college students. At most other And we’re confused. Holy Thursday, 5:00 p.m.; Good Friday, 3:00 p.m .; Easter schools around the country, and certainly in the So administrators, please let us know what Vigil, 8:00 p.m .; E aster Sunday Eucharist, 11:00 a.m .; media, drinking and parties and dates and yes, you expect. Spell it out. Put it in print. Write a and Easter Sunday Vespers, 5:00 p.m.; in the Church of even sex are portrayed as the things college column in The Observer or Scholastic. Write a Our Lady of Loretto, SMC. -The Observer students do. letter to us. Treat us like the socially stunted Don’t get me wrong. I am not saying that we college students we are. should do all these things. But that is what our Please. Weather SENIOR MONTH Walkin’ on sunshinetoday with highs in the low to mid 60s. A 60 percent chance of showers tonight with a high around 50. A 70 From An Tostal until graduation, percent chance of showers Tuesday and highs the Senior Class is sponsoring in the upper 50s. - Associated Press an event EVERY day.

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anything. Rather, his sisters have not more illustrious institutions. Had my not necessarily induce them to stay, nor Graduate School was been forced to make a contribution to professors been even more pressured would it encourage them to devote their their education that would have been to publish than they presently are, they energy to their students. A factor which judged inadequately much more difficult for them to earn could never have offered me the deters both professors and students because of wage discrimination. I generous amounts of time, attention from coming to Notre Dame is a Dear Editor: would also like to suggest to Mr. Julka and support which I received from widespread suspicion that the Catholic The March 31 guest column by Chris­ that in the future, he try to demonstrate them. During my four years at Notre environment inhibits freedom of intel­ topher Ryan raised some interesting the abilities of a Notre Dame scholar Dame, I incurred profound intellectual lectual and artistic impression. The points, but at the sam e time made some by researching his material before and emotional debts to the faculty recent controversy of Curran at Cath­ fallacious inferential leaps which war­ writing another such poorly-informed, which Ryan finds overpaid and olic University and the Student Activi­ rant comment. Mr. Ryan, citing 1984 reactionary, and self-pitying article. mediocre. ties Board’s heavy-handed censoring of ratings of Economics faculties, stated Megan Rochford Why, in his statistics and publishing the Juggler and Scholastic do little to that in term s of the number of publica­ Off-Campus output, does Ryan focus only on the discredit this belief. tions, Notre Dame’s Economics Depar­ rating of the economics faculty rather The administration must reexamine tm ent ranked 121st. Based on these than that of a more recognized depar­ its priorities not only in terms of the rankings, he then went on to discuss Evaluation of faculty tment? The philosophy faculty, for ex­ graduate program ’s faculty, but also in the poor performance of the graduate ample, has achieved a world wide terms of its students. Intellectually ag­ faculty as as whole. should be qualitative reputation. The attitude of certain gressive and dedicated students are es­ But does the ranking of one depart­ administrators, represented by Gor­ sential in order to challenge and stim­ ment reflect on graduate studies as a Dear Editor: don’s remark, “We are not in the top ulate the faculty. The professors must whole? The answer should be a defin- I was appalled to read Christopher ten and we never will be but that’s not consider their students worthy invest­ tive “no.” Moreover, publications are Ryan’s March 31 column concerning our goal,” is unfortunate and a major ments of time and energy for both par­ not the only mark of quality faculty. If the quality of Notre Dame’s graduate hindrance to the development of com­ ties to benefit. this were the only criterion of quality, program and the quality of the Notre petitive graduate research programs. If, however, Ryan’s shortsighted so­ graduate students would indeed suffer. Dame faculty in relation to its pay This statement was made, however, in lution does win favor among the powers Finally, while I do not profess to be scale. Although I agree with the con­ 1983 and Ryan’s use of it contradicts that be and production is instituted as an expert in economics and, in fact tention that the graduate program re­ the opening of his article in which he the deciding factor of intellectual abil­ know little about the Department of quires a great deal of improvement if states that the administration’s key ob­ ity and vigor in the Malloy era, let us Economics at Notre Dame, I am cog­ it wishes to compete with the more jective, as mandated by the alumni and hope that the administration will not nizant of the fact that in most disci­ renowned universities, I found his arti­ trustees is to “administer a graduate lose sight of the goal of educating and plines it is extremely difficult to be cle outrageous and insulting. Further­ program of scholarship and research will make the appropriate gestures. published in the top journals. more, Ryan’s proposed solution of com­ the equal of (an) already excellent un­ These will include increasing the As a final note, Father Malloy has pensating production rather than dergraduate program.” budget of Notre Dame University Press expressed an interest in improving seniority would not only be of very lim­ The solution is not simply to channel in order to boost its own productivity graduate studies at the University of ited effect in improving the graduate the faculty’s energy away from teach­ and not discriminating against the Notre Dame. Perhaps Mr. Ryan should program, but would also destroy the ing and from the students and to publications of its faculty members withdraw his indictment of the excellence Of the undergraduate pro­ redirect it into research. Notre Dame which are issued by the less renowned, graduate faculty until Father Malloy gram which he so clearly illustrated must convert scholars of wide repute but equally respectable presses in an has an opportunity to actualize his with a barrage of statistics. His if it wishes to be taken seriously as a age of surfeit in the publishing world. plans. demand for printed matter as the pri­ graduate institution. A pay scale based Tess Doering Thomas A. Petee mary criterion for professional com­ on productions rather than seniority Class of ‘86 Off-Campus petence is indicative of an increasing may inititally attract them, but would Rhodes Scholar prevalent bias both inside and outside of academia which avidly ascribes to Hi.'i i Men make up for less this quantitative method of evaluation rather than a qualitative one because aid in earning power of its reassuringly tangible nature. I profoundly resent his use of my Dear Editor: status as a Rhodes Scholar to prove the In response to Chris Julka’s March 25 excellence of Notre Dame as an insti­ editorial concerning discrimination tution while discrediting the very against women and the loss of his fin­ people who are responsible for my ancial aid, I would like to inform him achievement. His implication is that that women earn less than 50 cents for Notre Dame undergraduates succeed every dollar that men make. Whether despite a faculty which is not “worthy Mr. Julka likes it or not, his vastly of its alumni, worthy of its undergradu­ higher earning power does not entitle ates, worthy of its pay.” How exactly him to be as financially needy, because does Ryan imagine that the two of us - higher-paying jobs are available to him managed to become Rhodes Scholars? A/'A'W t'lHLJMNM even now for the reason that he is male. Certainly not because we were able to It’s terrible being so advantaged, isn’t pick up various journals and publica­ it? tions and discover the “new ideas” " 1 DON’T KNOW, BOSWICK, MAYEE MOSCOW'S JUST GETTING TO ME..... BUT HAVE Mr. Julka has not been “robbed” of written by the prolific faculty of the YOU EVER WONDERED ABOUT THIS ASHTRAY?” Doonesbury Garry Trudeau

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ll My Children: Joanna lows a hunch based on A knocked Erica out and Greta's story. bound and gagged her. G uiding Light: Lillian ran Travis launched an investiga­ into a complication as she tion into Erica's disap­ tried to adjust to her new pearance. Natalie thought job as hospital administra­ she may be pregnant by tor. Alex was determined not Ross. Tom offered to be to let Alan get away with his Mark's sponsor in his drug plans. Jackson's recollec­ rehabilitation. Coming: Pal­ tions of Christine became mer makes an assumption clearer. Chelsea seemed up­ about Natalie's feelings for set at Philip's continuing him. preoccupation with his work. Another World: Lisa had a Coming: The past overtakes premonition of Cheryl being Christine. in danger. Quinn became Knots Landing: Mac used strengthens family ties the killer's latest victim. an ingenious method to let Chad found her body and Anne know where she stands was arrested for her murder. in his life and was shocked Christine Gregory approval date, 45 or 50 sop­ night's movie, because the gat­ Mitch told Felicia he never by her reaction. Olivia tried Assistant Accent Editor homores signed up the week hering functioned, as a welcom­ felt he was good enough for to give Senator Holister Syl­ after spring break. This w as Fine ing and orientation. The only her. Donna underwent hyp­ via's letter. Ben swallowed The idea was born last Thanks­ with the SAC, who considered it other rule that had to be followed nosis and recalled that the his pride and asked Abby for giving. After numerous written "a comfortable number given the w as that under no circum stances person in the photo was his job back. Coming: Ben proposals, revisions and votes, short lead time there was to or­ could the little sibs be at events John Hudson. Coming: The makes a drastic decision. there was approval in early ganize the weekend. " Other com­ which included alcohol. Besides killer prepares to strike Loving: Cabot insisted he March. The sophomore class had plications included the fact that this, there was a check-in time again. killed Nick to save Trisha. only a few weeks to make their the Jazz Festival was this at midnight Friday and 12:30 Sat­ As The World Turns: Meg Clay and Shana square off idea a reality. They needed to weekend and several dorms held urday. "This is not meant to be continued to fret over the about his meeting with the send out letters, reserve rooms, SYR's- something no little sib a "bed-check"," clarified Ripper. way Tonio attempted to end board members. Curtis told order food,and obtain speakers was permitted to attend. "We just want to insure that their relationship. Lisa had Lottie he had unfinished because they were sponsoring There were enough activities everyone is safe at the end of the mixed emotions about the business with Eban. Ned was "Little Sibs Weekend." planned, however, that no one ev en in g ." way Earl was adjusting to ignored by April. Steve told On Friday afternoon, about 45 thought twice about missing a running Brian's newspaper. Trisha he'll ask Cecilia for a little brothers and sisters, ran­ dance. Friday night, "Indiana All in all, the weekend can be John began to have mixed divorce. Coming: Cecilia ging in age from 12-15, arrived Jones and the Temple of Doom " considered a success, at least in emotions over his recent begins to find a friend in on campus to spend a weekend was shown at the Library the eyes of the participants. "It's decision. Com ing: Lyla faces Tony. with their sophomore siblings. Auditorium. Saturday's events really special to do something an unpleasant truth about One Life to Live: Maria This was the first time since 1983 lasted from morning until night. with your little sibling without living with Casey. tried to turn off Vickie's life- that such an event had occured your parents around," said one Bold fir Beautiful: Carolin support system but was un­ at Notre Dame. That year, there u sophomore. "It teaches you re­ continued to fence with able to move the switch. were no set registration policies, It’s really special sponsibility because you have to Ridge whose feelings for her Jamie tied up Cassie and the scheduled events were few look out for them but it also were becoming stronger. threatened her life. Cord in number, and the amount of to do something makes you closer." Added a Ridge also continued to feel proposed to Kate who ac­ people who showed up doubled m em ber of the SAC, "It's a good the new fashion line lacked cepted and immediately the expected amount-that is, al­ with your little excuse to invite your sib up for sufficient sex appeal in spite started making plans for most 1500 instead of 700. The the weekend. There are things to of Eric's obvious disinterest their wedding. Coming: most significant aspect of Notre sibling without do with them and you know other .in his claim. Katie had fan­ Judith and Herb realize they Dame life seen by the young people are going to have their tasies of a special romance. must act quickly. visitors was the social life-and your parents little sibs around,too." Coming: Brooke's fear nearly Ryan's Hope: Zena began this was before the alcohol policy A sibling relationship is not the overcomes her deter­ telling Jack the truth about went into effect. Needless to say, around. ** only thing enhanced during the mination to get all the her background. Dakota was the administration was not eager weekend. "This is good for the answ ers. shattered by the news about to see the event repeated. Little sibs had the opportunity to class," asserted Ripper. "Juniors Days of Our Lives: Patch Melinda's illness. Ryan in­ Until this year. The Sophomore meet some Notre Dame athletes have JPW, seniors have Com ­ was found guilty of shooting sisted that Rick tell her why Advisory Council worked hard to and cheerleaders. Then it was on mencement, and freshmen are Duke but Adrienne recalled he really married her. The develop a proposal that would to Theodore's for a box lunch still getting settled. There are no she did it in self-defense. Ryans were delighted at change the minds of those in the and performance by the Notre big events for the sophomore Patch was released. Kayla, news of John's engagement Student Affairs office. Dan Ripper Dame chorale. The afternoon class to really get involved in. however, was confused when to Lizzie. Roger and Maggie was named chairman of the featured Fun and Games at the This strikes me as a perfect one he rejected her again. made progress toward a w eekend. He, along with so p h o ­ ACC including dodgeball, water for increasing class unity." Roman was startled to learn reconciliation. Coming: Jack more class officials and council balloon toss,and volleyball. Olivia had duped him and learns new facts about Zena. members, took their first at­ After a couple free hours, Does this mean that Sopho­ was working for Orpheus. Santa Barbara: Cruz was tempt at a proposal to the rectors during which sophomores took m ore Little Sibs W eekend will Hope gave birth to a boy. stunned to learn Eden had to get some initial feedback. their sibs to Bookstore Basket­ again become an annual event, Paul overheard Gillian telling been pregnant for six weeks ball games, the Jazz Festival, the as It is on many other college Grace she intended to go to when the doctor told him The apprehensions revolved bookstore, or just back to the campuses? No one can say for New York to suprise Shane. the accident caused her to around the fact that the little sibs dorm for a relaxing visit, the su re yet. Ripper will seek com ­ Melissa and Mike cheered miscarry. Tori told Mason might be too young to be on a group met at the South Dining ments and suggestions from all Maggie who was growing her baby would survive. Gina college campus. Rectors were Hall for a sem i-form al dinner. In those who were involved, so as more scared about her con­ told Keith she was going to also anxious about the fact that the evening, the featured event to compile a report for next dition. Coming: Paul is see Dr. Nikolas. Keith told the fiasco of '83 could be was Casino Night (also in the year's sophomore class presi­ forced into an unwanted sit­ her he wants to benefit from repeated if certain precautions Dining Hall). Participants were dent. That way, if the Class of uation. Nikolas' wonder drug. Cruz were not taken. In fact, they even supplied with play money and 1990 is Interested, they will have Falcon Crest: Richard had a nightmare that Eden questioned the need to have a given the opportunity to try their something to start with, which planned a trip for Maggie to was lying buried in a snow Little Sibs Weekend at all. luck at blackjack, craps, and m ay m ake it easier to get the help her overcome her drift. Coming: C.C.'s jealousy But the SAC persevered. Rip­ poker. The winning team of weekend approved. The late date meloncholla. Angela learned over Lionel upsets Sophia. per pointed out that the family sophomore and sib each this year made participation, or­ Melissa's secret. Emma The Young fie The Rest­ spirit, indigeneous to Notre received a $20 gift certificate for ganization, and funding chal­ trapped Karlotti with plans less: Traci's insecurities Dame, could be manifested per­ the bookstore. Four runner-up lenging. If the event Is made def­ for a church wedding. Chase about Jill and Brad grew. fectly in such a weekend. Mem­ teams received $10 certificates. inite early in the year, much of decided to file for divorce. Kay kept pushing for Cricket bers of the SAC rewrote the pro­ Throughout the night, the crowd the planning and preliminary ef­ Coming: Tony learns new to get more involved with posal, using rectors' comments, was entertained by the music of forts will be easier. facts about Kit. Philip. Paul tried to believe input from the sophomore class, Vatican III. For Ripper, the chaotic pace of General Hospital: Cory's Lauren was really over her and research on past Little Sibs the last three weeks paid off. He CAT-scan revealed arterial anger about the way his Weekends. Both the Student Sunday morning dawned gives a lot of credit to the SAC, brain damage. Sean and mother tried to run their S enate and the C am pus Life (rainy of course), so the mass that saying that there is no way one Wolfgang thwarted Edward's lives. John continued to Council passed it unanimously. had been scheduled at the Grotto person could have handled the plan to find out what's going show Jack he approved of It was ready for the Office of Stu­ was instead held in Lewis Hall's whole event. He felt the weekend on. Tiffany discovered Sean Ellen, but Jack remained un­ dent Affairs. After 45 minutes of chapel. Father Lardner of Grace was well received by rectors, little and Greta kissing. Bobbie certain about whether to review, the proposal was passed. was the celebrant. The last event sibs, sophomores, and parents. was upset when Jake ad­ persuade her to make a S ophom ore Liitle Sibs W eekend of the weekend was a brunch in "It's really great to see people mitted fathering Lucy's un­ commitment to him or not. was ready to go. North Dining Hall. enjoying themselves as a result born child. Jake learned Coming: Steve worries about Although adequate publicity Only one of the events was of your efforts," he said. And it Duke hit Mark in self- Ashley's progress. was difficult because of the late mandatory. That was Friday seems that everyone did. defense. Coming: Sean fol­ 1987McHaught Syndicate The Observer Monday, April 13, 1987 - page 7 Shorter leads Sports Briefs East to win

Bookstore Basketball referees will have a The bicycle club will have group rides for beginning Associated Press mandatory meeting Monday, April 13, at 7 p.m. in LaFor­ and experienced riders starting from the Administration PHILADELPHIA - Univer­ tune Little Theatre. Referee shirts, whistles, rules and Building at 3:45 p.m., today through Friday. Everyone is schedules will be distributed. For more information, call welcome. -The Observer sity of Pittsburgh-bound Brian Shorter scored 24 points, in­ Warren Berry at 283-1206. -The Observer In the NHL playoffsyesterday, the New York cluding 10 in the opening four minutes of the second half, to is still looking for Rangers beat Philadelphia, 6-3, Washington beat the New Bookstore Basketball XVI lead the East to a 118-110 win more paid referees. Anyone interested should contact War­ York Islanders, 4-1, Quebec downed Hartford, 4-1, over the West in the ren at 283-1206 as soon as possible. -The Observer Montreal eliminated Boston, 4-2, Toronto defeated St. Louis, 2-1, Detroit knocked out Chicago, 3-1, Edmonton McDonald’s All American High topped Los Angeles, 6-3, and Winnipeg outlasted Calgary, School Basketball Game. Mark Macon, a Temple- 4-3. -Associated Press The Notre Dame baseballteam lost two of its bound senior from Saginaw, three games against Tulane this weekend. The Irish split Mich., scored 14 points for the In NBA actionyesterday, Boston topped New York, a doubleheader Saturday, losing the first game, 11-3, and East and was named the John 119-107, Atlanta drilled New Jersey, 115-88, Washington taking the second, 8-6. Tulane won yesterday’s game, 7-1. Wooden Most Valuable Player beat Detroit, 103-98, Chicago defeated Indiana 116-95, and Details appear in tomorrow’s Observer. -The Observer as the East won its third Portland knocked off the Los Angeles Clippers, 113-100. straight game to even the se­ -Associated Press ries at 5-5. The Irish Spring Runs were held yesterday with winners in 10 categories named. In the three-mile run, the The SMC track teamdefeated both Marion and winners and times were: John Whelpley, undergraduate Franklin College at home Saturday. -The Observer Chicago’s Marcus Liberty men, 16:46, Ellen Mouch undergraduate women, 22:54, scored 20 points to lead the Rick Tighe, graduate men, 15:40, Kelly Lowry, graduate The SMC Softball team ’sgame against St. Francis West. women, 34:25, and Scott Mainwairing, faculty men, 16:40. Saturday was rained out.-The Observer The tournament, televised In the six-mile run, the winners were: Jeff Miller, under­ nationally, celebrated its 10th graduate men, 33:52, Anne Ducey, undergraduate women, Sports Briefs are accepted Sunday through Friday anniversary by returning to the 41:08, Paul Matousek, graduate men, 32:29, Diane Hem in writing at The Observer offices on the third floor of city where it began. During the ker, graduate women, 47:58, and Tim M orningstar, faculty LaFortune Student Center on the day prior to publication. decade, 73 players appearing in men, 34:49. -The Observer -The Observer the game have gone on to play in the NBA.

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This weekend, the goals, but we really haven’t Irish were faced with a similar been training as hard on disadvantage through much of defense in practice, so I’ll take the championship game, and it the blame for that.” m eant an early departure from After a team meeting, the the championship round of the Irish turned the tables by Northern Ilinois indoor soccer defeating Wheaton, 5-2. The tournament. former Division III champions Notre Dame faced couldn’t stop Notre Dame’s Wisconsin-Green Bay in the passing game, and the Irish first game of the championship defense played much better. round, but the Pheonix had Wheaton later defeated Illinois little to do with the Irish’s early State in that bracket. AP Photo departure. It was the referee That night Notre Dame faced Buddy Bell hit his first home run of the year, terday, 4-2. who unfortunately played a former Irish keeper Dan but his Cincinnati Reds fell to San Diego yes­ part in deciding the outcome of Coughlin and the DePaul Blue the game. Demons. Coughlin just took Stanford Invitational). Over­ Andrysiak was 8-of-13 pass­ “You can never say a referee over as manager of the Demons all, I was very pleased. We only ing for 50 yards, and carried won or lost a game,” said Irish this winter, but the Irish put Green had the ball on the ground one the ball 13 times for 21 yards head coach Dennis Grace. “But the personal connections aside continued from page 12 time, we only had one thing on the ground. we had to play shorthanded for 48 minutes and drubbed that could have been an inter­ one-third of a time.” DePaul, 9-1. Andrysiak off the option and ception and we didn’t give up Graham and Steve Belles The Irish were whistled for Grace subbed freely in that waltzed nine yards for the the big play. We had too many split time leading the No. 2 of­ eight two-minute penalties in game, as keeper Kevin Mayo score. penalties, but I am pleased fense. the 48 minute contest while the ended up tallying with a rocket Green led all rushers with 65 with the way we are progress­ Phoenix were called for two, into the corner. yards on 12 carries, and also ing.” The only other touchdown one of which was called with Grace was pleased with his led in the reception department The defense concluded its cam e when tailback Alonzo Jef­ only 20 seconds remaining the teams performance in this off­ with four catches for 31 yards. mastery when the No. 1 units ferson finished off a 75-yard game. Twice the Irish were left season tourney, and was even After the second drive, clashed on three possessions drive on the next-to-last posses­ two men short. Notre Dame happier to see the continued however, the defense took over, late in the day. The first ended sion of the day with a one-yard also was whistled for four times improvement of three stopping the next seven posses­ on strong safety George dive over the top. Belles kept as many fouls as the defending freshmen-keeper Dan Lyons, sions in a row. Three of those Streeter’s break-up of an the drive alive when he champions. wingback Sean Fieber and for­ drives ended with big defensive Andrysiak pass to Aaron Robb. sprinted outside on a fourth- The penalties helped ward Vovo Deweydenthal. plays - a Pritchett hit on ful­ Streeter was then in on a sack and-two keeper from the three- Wisconsin-Green Bay come With former starting keeper lback Braxston Banks for a to finish the next drive and a yard line, picking up the back from a 4-1 deficit to send Hugh Breslin graduating, two-yard loss, a Jeff Kunz sack Stonebreaker sack halted the needed yardage for a first down the game into overtime. The Grace has been concerned of Pete Graham and a fumble third. and setting the stage for Jeffer­ Phoenix won in a shootout. about finding a top starting recovery by tackle Steve Rod­ “I thought George Streeter son’s score. “ I’m just upset,” said Grace. keeper for next season. Mayo dy. and (sophomore free safety) Placekicker Ted Gradel was “No one likes to have the game played well in the tournament, “There were a lot of good Corny Southall had some great good on both extra points. decided by officials.” but according to Grace, Lyons plays by a lot of individuals,” hits out there.” Holtz said. Notre Dame advanced to the had an excellent series of Holtz said. “The most impor­ Southall and Streeter played With the number of allowed championship round after win­ games. tant thing though is that we’re on the first team behind Marv spring practices dwindling, ning two of three games in its Notre Dame now moves out­ getting much better fundamen­ Spence and Stan Smagala at Holtz plans to work out today preliminary bracket. side for the rest of the spring. tally. the corner positions in the and tomorrow, hold a scrim­ Saturday morning Illinois Lewis College of Chicago will “Offensively, we don’t seem backfield. mage Thursday and practice State jumped on a sleepy Irish pay the Irish a visit next Tues­ to be a big-play team (star “Terry’s really doing a nice one more time after Easter squad to hand Notre Dame a day to open the spring outdoor flanker Tim Brown was in Cal­ job with the ballclub,” Holtz before the annual Blue-Gold 5-2 loss. off-season schedule. ifornia running track in the said. Game on April 25.

For Mize, it was only the game can offer. second victory of a six-year The victory was worth Masters PGA tour career. The other $162,000 to Mize, who was born continued from page 12 came in the 1983 Memphis Clas­ and “spent most of my Mize needed to get up and sic. He had a chance to win last growing-up years” in Augusta. down from a difficult spot to year’s Kemper, but he lost to He now resides in Columbus, have any chance of extending Norman on the sixth hole of a Ga. the playoff. playoff. “It’s the dream of a Instead, he pitched the ball Mize has had a half-dozen lifetime,” Mize said. in the hole. Norman, now runner-up finishes since the Ben Crenshaw and Roger needing a birdie to tie, missed 1983 victory, and questions Maltbie, who shared the lead his long putt and became a were being asked about his going into the final round, and Masters runner-up for the mental toughness. Jodie Mudd each missed the second year in a row. It marked He answered them in a playoff by a single shot. the third time in the last five strong, firm voice, saving a He and Maltbie, an easy­ major championships - which bogey from the water behind going 35-year-old who hung also include the U.S. and the 15th green, gaining a around the top most of the final British Opens and the PGA that playoff spot with a last-hole round, each shot 74 over the he has been second. birdie, then beating the best the last 18 holes and finished at 286.

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were outm anned,” said Uhoda, a sophomore who led the Hoops Bookutore Tournament S te p a n 2 G-Men over Spigot O'Vomit by 5 Watches... with six points. Team No. 124 over 5 Reasons to Get Your Return of the MBA Renegades over Friends of continued from page 12 Monday's Schedule Dog... by 8 the Sea Otters by 4 “And don’t let anyone tell you S te p a n 1 Swill 'n' Swish over Libertyville P.W. by 2 S te p a n 2 Verkler’s Construction that Monk can’t play. He’s got 4:00 - Rat Pat vs. New Order 5 Hot Dogs...Condiments over 5 Guys Who Team No. 186 over Mr. Cheerios1 Breakfast 4:45 - Missing Link vs. Fawn Hall's Desktop Take...Cybil Sheppard by 8 C lub by 6 pounded Leslie Cheswiok, 21-8, quick hands, a solid jumper, Aerobics and the rise... Team No. 460 over Shark and Co. 22-20 Team No. 51 over Cock 'n' Toast 'em... over behind Irish tight ends coach rebounds well and plays good 5:30 - G-Men vs. Team No. 644 Ball-Headed Freak Daddies over SSE and Lol­ Team No. 51 by 14 6:15 - Da' Brothers of Manhood vs. Team No. lypop Kids by 8 Team No. 644 over Pete and Toni Are Fat by George Stewart’s 9-of-13 shoot­ defense. I think his team can 124 S te p a n 3 forfeit ing and Jim Dolan’s 14 make some waves.” S te p a n 2 Killer Bees over The First Tough God by 12 Team No. 451 over Still Clueless by 8 4:00 - Cop Car Thief, An Ex-RA, and three other More Anonymous Freshmen over Say No to S te p a n 3 rebounds. Head Coach Lou Deathtongue picked up its guys... vs. Team No. 303 N ancy by 2 East Side Runners over You Do Chicks, Oui Holtz struggled to an 0-of-5 third victory despite only actu­ 4:45 - Team 557 vs. Who's Next...Who Cares 4 Guys...Newt over Original Name Censored by Do Doorknobs by 12 5:30 - The Cool Team vs. 4 Fags and a Zahmbie 2 Bud Dwyer and 4 Other Sharpshooters over shooting day, and pulled no ally playing one game. The 6:15 - Killer Bees vs. Grand Illusion Flying Dingleberries over Length, Girth, Bumpy, Team No. 295 by 15 punches in analyzing his per­ team won its second game by S te p a n 3 an d ... by 2 The Cool Team over Sheep Thrills by 7 4:00 - Rosie Palms...Soccer Burgers vs. Digger S te p a n 4 Crocodile Jungee and the Return of the Int'l formance. forfeit Saturday and should be Phelps and 4 Other Babies... Grand Illusion over 4 Little Kings by 13 Male over Team 334 by 12 “I played terrible,” said well-rested heading into a dif­ 4:45 - Phil Collins, Monk Malloy, and 3 Other Verkler's Construction over Leslie Cheswiok by S te p a n 4 Guys... vs. Josephus... 13 The Team That Time Forgot over Team No. Holtz. “I set the game of bas­ ficult third round confrontation 5:30 - Fr. King and 4 Other Guys $100 richer Deathtounge over Team No. 45 by forfeit 3 4 6 by 2 ketball back twenty years with with Ball-Headed Freak- vs. Dead Chicks Don't Say No Sets 3 to 5 and building over Can you Find Five 5 Guys From Carroll Who Beat Dillon over Team 6:15-5 Guys Who Put the Legend to Shame Errors... by 15 No. 529 by 19 my performance today. In fact, daddies, which licked SSE and vs. Swill 'n' Swish Fill it up o v er R em em b er T h at K eg by 7 4 Fags and a Zhambie over Papa Sumby and they tried to bring out a peach the Lollypop Kids, 21-13. £ te p a n 4 S te p a n 5 the Flying Eggmen by 15 4:00 - ND Law vs. The Condos Team 471 over 4 Catholics...by 17 5 Really Cool Guys over Team No. 222 by 10 basket for me at half time.” 4:45 - Ed Smerciak's Last Hurrah vs. Team No. Team 421 over Pregnant Paul by 15 S te p a n 5 While Holtz played a rela­ Grand Illusion dethroned 271 Okra over The Masons by 10 The Board Bangers over Swiss, Colby, and 3 5:30 - Budd Dwyer and 4 Other Sharpshooters Skoad Men over We Better Play at Stepan...by Other Cheeses by 3 tively insignificant role in his Four Little Kings, 21-8, behind vs. Team No. 295 5 Ed Smerciak's Last Hurrah over Willie and the squad’s victory, another M arty “ We play hoops in 6:15 - More Anonymous Freshmen vs. Verkler's S te p a n 6 Wanna Bees by 4 Construction 4 O' So Harsh Pimpers over Ron Reagan, Fr. King and 4 Other Guys $100 Richer over campus celebrity was actually Canada too” Strasen’s 8-of-14 S te p a n 5 Liberace, and 3 Other Guys... by 6 Team No. 488 22-20 leading his team to a win. Monk shooting. Also on Saturday, 4:00 - Gary's Kids vs. Mr. Coffey and the Non- Axe Wounds over Internationalists by 4 4 Midgets and a Dwarf over Hatchetman and 4 Dairy Creamers Liberace, Len Bias, and 3 Other...over Dr. Hude Other Cutting Utensils by 8 Malloy shot 4-of-8, all from well Carte Blanche whitewashed 4:45 - Michiana Express vs. 7 Guys Who Still and the Fairpies by 7 S te p a n 6 beyond would-be three-point Team No. 531, 21-3, led by C an 't Add What the Puck over Actus Reus by 6 Team No. 208 over Fat Chicks by 13 5:30 - Grover and the Boys vs. Team No. 460 Phi Slamma Jamma over We Just Can't Seem Team No. 271 over Team No. 489 by 7 land, as All the President’s George Baldus’ 10-of-12 shoot­ 6:15 - Ball Headed Freak Daddies vs. Death to Put It In by 8 Dead Chicks Don't Say No over I Need a Lover Men withstood a second half ing, and Cubs Lose Again won T o n g u e A Priest, a Nerd, and Three Dudes over Vegas Who Want Drive Me Crazy by 11 S te p a n 6 and the Cheesebags by 17 Playing Tiddlywinks on the Veranda over Stand rally to put away Watches, and We May Not... didn’t 4:00 - Holy Rollers vs. We Pack Extra Baggage S T E P A N 7 up, You’ll Do by 17 Rings... by the score of 21-13. (figure that one out). At any 4:45 - We Don't Dribble Before We Shoot vs. The Edge over Noel Sullivan by 6 Fat N.D. Chicks, Iran... B o o k a to re 9 Bookstore 9 Malloy performed much bet­ rate, the score was 21-12. 5:30 - Flying Dingleberries vs. Sets 3 to 5 and Cubs Lose Again over We May Not... by 9 Ragging M eatuses over Amerika's Team by 19 ter on Saturday than he did in Building But Isn’t Love More Important than Sex over 4 Slamma Jamma over 5 Guys Who Can't Pen­ 6 :15-5 10 " Guys vs. UGD II T ea m No. 6 2 3 by 11 etrate by 7 his first outing, and attributed In two physical, yet well- Bookatore 9 Dick Vitale's All-Converse Team over Law The Trichotomies over Freddie P. Come Home much of his improvement to his played, games at Stepan 4:45 - 4 Slamma Jamma vs. Armed and Dan­ School Still ... by 3 by 5 g e ro u s Harmless Pranks, Inc. over Cannibalistic, Groundskeepers over Give It to Tony by 3 teammates, especially Rob Courts on Friday, G-Men 5:30 - Air Doggers vs. Ten of Us Bolimic, Fly-People by 17 Bookstore 10 Wiese, who was unable to play tossed Spigot O’Vomit, 21-16, 6:15 - Cubs Lose Again! vs. The Fighting Ker­ Ivan Boesky and the Insiders over Team No. n els Bookstore 10 3 6 9 by 3 with the President’s Men in the and Ed Smerciak’s Last Hur­ Bookstore 10 The Fighting Kernals over Fawn Hall, Walsh Armed and Dangerous IV over Team No. 206 first round. rah dashed the upset hopes of 4:45 - Trichotomies vs. Mr. and Mrs. Marty Bul­ Hall by 6 by 6 lfrog Too Muckin Fuch over Len Bias, Max Mr. and Mrs. Marty Bullfrog over SPUDS by 5 “It helps to have Rob with Willie and the Wanna Bees, 5:30 - But Isn't Love More Important than Sex Headroom, and 3 Other Guys Who... by 4 Notre Demons From HelWBob Nagel for Mayor us,” said Malloy of the 6-2 winning by the score of 21-17. vs. Tequila White Lightening All the President's Men over Watches, Rings, over The Slapoffs by 4 L y o n s 11 Crabs, and 2 Other... by 8 senior. “It also helps when you 5:30 - Just When You Thought... vs. Willie TWL over Len Bias, Don Rogers... by forfeit L y o n s 11 don’t have a blizzard or pouring Also Friday, Four Fags and W onka... Party at Chips If We Win over Too True to Be Uncoachables III over Antonetti's Revenge by 6:15 - Carte Blanche vs. Jumping and Jerking G o o d by 13 5 rain or freezing winds bother­ a Zahmbie grounded Papa L y o n s 11 Michiana Express over Team No. 385 by 15 ing your outside shot. We beat Sumby and the Flying Eg- L y o n s 12 Team No. 211 over Invisible Touch by 2 We Don't Dribble Before We Shoot over Glazed 6:15 Team No. 211 vs. Team No. 456 Carte Blanche over Team No. 531 by 18 Donuts by 7 a pretty good team, and they gmen, 21-6. The Fags did more SOMFAW over Grandmaster Gash by 16 If That's All We Get, We'll Do It Ourselves over were a good bunch of guys. I than hold their own against Saturday's Results L y o n s 12 Open Loop Shooters by 11 S te p a n 1 Team No. 456 over Brendan Murphy's by 10 4 People and a Short Fat Guy over Triple Entry feel pretty good about the way Papa Sumby, and with a Da' Brothers of Manhood over Team No. 150 Jumping and Jerking ... over Team No. 307 by by 4 we played.” balanced attack continue to by 12 7 L y o n s 12 5 Guys Who Put the Legend to Shame over W hat...Rasta Anyway over Awful Truth by 2 4 People and a Short Fat Guy over Triple Entry Malloy feels that if his squad skip merrily down the path Team No. 151 by 8 Team No. 47 over The Doobie Brothers by 16 by 4 can continue to play the way leading to the tourney finals. In 5 10-inch Guys over Team No. 472 by 15 7 Guys Who Still Can't Add over Len Bias and Put It in the Hole over Package Workers by 6 Friday’s Results 4 Other Guys by 4 they have, they can win at least other action, Dead Chicks Grover and the Boys over 5 Responsible S te p a n 1 Fat ND Chicks, Iran... over Legend of the one or two more rounds. Don’t Say No denied I Need a Drinkers by 12 Yacht Club over Team No. 651 by 10 Bearded Smurf by 12 UGD II over Team No. 546 by 12 Leone's Stallions over Team No. 622 by 14 Team No. 320 over Team 255 by 18 Watches team member and Lover That Won’t Drive Me quickness personified Matt Crazy, 21-10, and Scott “the Cat” Uhoda agrees with DuPree’s 9-of-21 shooting led the President-elect. Uncoachables III past Antonet- “I feel that, in general, we ti’s Revenge, 21-16 "ID T ------"— Summer

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Stranded in South Bend for Easter? ? ESCAPE on the SAB Chicago Trip, Friday, April17. Leave N.D. at noon, Leave Chicago at 1:00 Costs only$5.00 Sign-up and bring payment to SAB office, 2nd floor LaFortune by Thursday. Sports Monday, April 13, 1987 - page 12 Favorites hang tough in Ind-round contests By PETE SKIKO and BRIAN O’GARA Sports Writers

The third round of Bookstore Basketball XVI gets underway today as this weekend’s survivors look to find a spot in the coveted round of 64. The cream of the crop survived a few weekend scares to put themselves among the 128 teams now remaining in the tourna­ ment, while several upstarts find themselves still in the thick of things. Defending champions Party At Chips When We Repeat, known last year as Lee’s BBQ Roundhouse, continued its quest towards that victory party by defeating Too True To Be Good, 21-8. Bookstore Basketball XVI

Leone’s Stallions galloped to a decisive 21-7 win over Team No. 622, showing the same intensity that took it to a second place showing in last year’s tournament. The Stallions’ Gary Sass and Bill Sullivan paced their team with nine and eight points respec­ tively. Da’ Brothers of Manhood, again without the services of track and football star Tim Brown, stormed past Team No. 150, 21-9, with a balanced scoring effort and an intimidating defense that forced its opponent to shoot 9-of-40, mostly from the outside. Steve Lawrence led all scorers with nine points, while Joel Wil­ liams pulled down eleven rebounds and had a monstrous blocked The Observer/Mike Moran shot that nearly put out a window at Planner Hall. The march to the Bookstore finals continues as Brian O’Gara and Pete Skiko highlight this the tournament field steadily grows smaller. weekend’s action at right. see HOOPS, page 10 Mize claims Masters title with spectacular playoff shot Associated Press of Australia, while Seve Balles­ winning the Masters. I did,” from about three feet to finish but he left a 10-12 foot birdie teros of Spain bogeyed the first Mize said. a 71 and was the first in the attem pt hanging on the lip of AUGUSTA, Ga. - Larry Mize, sudden death hole to drop out. It was the climax of a clubhouse. the cup. He tapped in. Norman, a native son of this old southern “It’s a dream come true,” struggle in which six men Ballesteros was next, and he who had missed a birdie from city, turned back two stars of Mize said. “ I’ve dream ed of either led or shared the lead at saved par from a bunker to set about 20 feet, also made par international golf with a spec­ winning the Masters, but I one time or another. up the playoff. He, too had a and they went to the 11th. tacular pitch-in birdie that won never dreamed of winning it And it beat the two dominant 71. a sudden death playoff yester­ like this - beating two of the figures in golf today, Norman, Then came Norman, the out­ Mize and Norman both drove day in the 51st Masters golf greatest golfers in the world.” the flamboyant “Great White standing player in world golf the fairway. tournament. The ball disappeared into the Shark,” and Ballesteros, the last year, who moved into a tie Mize pushed his approach Mize won the coveted green hole like the flash of a cotton­ Spanish master who has won with a 20-foot birdie putt on the far, far to the right and turned jacket that goes to the Masters tail rabbit ducking into its bur­ this championship twice and 17th, then parred the 18th to his back on the shot while it champion with a pitch from row. owns a couple of British Open complete an erratic 72 that in­ was in the air. about 30-40 yards to the right titles. cluded six birdies and as many of the 11th hole, the second of Norman, the current British The quiet, soft-spoken Mize They were Mize’s playoff bogeys. Open title-holder and perhaps the sudden death playoff. leaped high into the air, then partners after all three finished The ninth playoff in Masters the most feared competitor in Mize played the shot to the went hopping around the green, the regulation 72 holes in a tie history began on the 10th hole. the game today, also put his ap­ fringe, then stood frozen in fas­ raising both hands in elation for the top at 285, only three Ballesteros was eliminated cination as the ball took off, proach to the right, on the and clasping them to his head. shots under par on the Augusta there. He 3-putted for bogey, fringe. running straight into the cup. “Reporters have asked me National Golf Club course. missing a 5-6 foot second putt. That eliminated Greg Norman all week if I ever dreamed of Mize birdied the 72nd hole Mize had chance to win it all. see MASTERS, page 8 Defense sparkles again in 2nd Irish scrimmage By MARTY STRASEN And if you want numbers, the Assistant Sports Editor score would have to include five quarterback sacks, two Fourteen to nothing, offense. passes broken up and a fumble That was the final score. But recovery. Linebackers held just ask anyone who took in the down the top four slots in the Notre Dame football team’s tackle department - Ned Bolcar second scrimmage of the and Mike Stonebreaker with 10 spring season and they’ll tell apiece, and Wes Pritchett and you who won. The defense, Greg Hudson adding eight hands down. each. Spring Football ■l X k '87

“I thought the hitting was ex­ Junior quarterback Terry cellent as always,” said Head Andrysiak led the No. 1 offense Coach Lou Holtz, after watch­ past the goal line on the second ing his defensive corps domi­ possession of the day, with m m BM 'P tSB nate for the second consecutive sophomore tailback Mark time this spring. “Our defense Green capping a 75-yard drive is getting much better at rush­ against the No. 2 defense. ing the passer, and I think Green took a pitch from The Observer/Greg Kohs they’re really progressing The defense stifled the offensive attack for Marty Strasen has the details at left, well.” see GREEN, page 8 much of Notre Dame’s football scrimmage.