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THE TRUMPETER Are Being Digitized, and Committed in Both Work and Family May 2018 MAY 2018 Screened Out May Birthdays In our modern world, In astrology, those born between May 1–20 more and more things are Bulls of Taurus. Bulls are stable, reliable, THE TRUMPETER are being digitized, and committed in both work and family. Bulls and more and more also appreciate love, beauty, and creativity, Asbury Towers Retirement Community people are spending making them true romantics and lovers of the time in front of screens: good life. Those born between May 21–31 are From the Desk of Tony: televisions, cell phones, Gemini’s Twins. Twins have two distinct and computers, tablets, even alluring sides to their personality: sociable cars and refrigerators are now being made and ready for fun, or serious and thoughtful. By the time you are reading this article, I have moved on to a new with interactive screens. Some consider these Sometimes they feel as if one half is missing, employer and a new set of work challenges. It occurs to me that I computerized screens to be harmful enough to so they forever seek new friends. could say about anything I want to at this time and not really have to answer to my words, whether positive or negative. Kind of like a declare the first week in May Digital Detox Week, a week spent free of the influence of these screens Jack Paar (comedian) – May 1, 1918 far-off newspaper (or internet) editorialist who can write what they in our lives. Audrey Hepburn (actress) – May 4, 1929 Celebrating May want to people the will never meet. Tammy Wynette (singer) – May 5, 1942 Well, given the freedom I noted above, I have decided to really Is “screen time” truly harmful? Some scientists Don Rickles (comedian) – May 8, 1926 Birthdays unload in this edition. I have wanted to do this for Sooo long. This have found screen time to have greater negative Irving Berlin (songwriter) – May 11, 1888 is truly the opportunity of a lifetime---to tell everyone who will read influences on kids. One study showed that kids L. Frank Baum (author) – May 15, 1856 Residents my words exactly what I am thinking, with no fear of reprisal. Have separated from their screens for a week did a Raymond Burr (actor) – May 21, 1917 you ever had such an open door? Such a Dream-Come-True? I better job of reading emotions on other people’s Queen Victoria (monarch) – May 24, 1819 01 Steve Raines am not about to waste this moment. faces than those who spent their days watching Vincent Price (actor) – May 27, 1911 02 Malcolm Romine Here it is folks. For four and a half years, I have laughed with TV or playing computer games. This shows that Bob Hope (comedian) – May 29, 1903 12 Gertrude Slack many of you, listened as best I could to you, and cried for some of too much screen time perhaps reduces childrens’ Clint Eastwood (actor) – May 31, 1930 15 Mary Ellen Huggard you (with my office door closed). I have seen joy and experienced abilities to empathize with each other. Kids are 30 Sharon Sheridan joy. I have seen anger and I have felt a bit of it myself. I have 31 John Baughman seen sorrow, and I have seen everything in between. I have had not the only ones under the influence of screens. 31 Pat Clover Adults who are on their computers or cell phones Cola Cure-All triumphs and I have had disappointments. I have helped some of before they fall asleep have been shown to suffer you at times, and I have let some of you down at times. I have through the night. The light from the screen People have been drinking Coca- driven home some days feeling the joy of accomplishments, and I disrupts the brain’s sleep-wake cycle, causing Cola since May 8, 1888, when the have gone home some days in despair. insomnia-like symptoms and sleep deprivation. soft drink was first served by Dr. So, what do I have to say to you in my last Trumpeter article? In John S. Pemberton at Jacob’s my last chance at “speaking my mind”? I say, “Thank You.” We must accept that computers and media Pharmacy in Atlanta, Georgia. Thank you for allowing me to share in your lives and for giving me such as television and games are a fact of Yes, Coca-Cola was first marketed great memories to hold onto and grow from. And, a special modern living. But how do we strike a healthy as a medicinal cure-all beverage Thanks to those who listened to me sing and play my guitar and balance with these digital devices? One for ailments such as headaches, Staff did Not hiss or boo (at least, not loudly). researcher advises that if the sun is shining, nerve disorders, addictions, and I love the Forrest Gump movie and the “Gumpisms” that came out then screen time should be limited. There is indigestion. By 1900, sales of 02 Charlie Clark of that movie. Forrest Gump’s mother told him, “Life is like a box no digital substitute for a walk outdoors or a Coca-Cola had reached 100 million annually. 02 Dannielle Trueblood of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.” I love the visit to the playground. Another suggestion Perhaps this surge in popularity had to do with 04 Linda Cox 06 Jeanne Shillings “box of chocolates” that I received over the past few years at is to strike a balance between the more passive, Coca-Cola’s brilliant marketing strategy of 06 Ellen Abbott Asbury. It was a great mix. consumptive nature of sitting in front of screens issuing tickets that could be redeemed at any 11 Carissa Payne with active creativity. For every minute spent location for a free glass—these tickets are 12 Janet McDonald Sincerely, in front of the TV or a computer game, balance considered the first coupons ever invented. 16 Lorraine Harbison Tony Mundell that with cooking, knitting, building a fort, doing Today Coca-Cola is as popular as ever. And it 19 Aubrie Williams 24 Betsy Adams a puzzle, or creating an art project. In our digital is still marketed as a medicinal cure for stomach world, where our every whim seems catered to, blockages. Apparently, Coca-Cola’s chemical it is important to stay engaged and curious with ingredients can cure a condition called gastric the world beyond our electronic screens. phytobezoar with a 90% success rate. WELCOME NEW RESIDENTS Hi, Ya’ll – How’s Trix?? ASBURY TOWERS STAFF (Or have you seen her lately?) Poplar Grove Hey, you guys, ever notice how people keep telling you to have “A Good Day?” It’s maddening! Executive Director Valerie Best What if you don’t want to have a Good Day? What if you have a migraine, or a sore toe? And you Michelle Collins are in a foul mood? At these times it is highly annoying to have someone holler “Have a nice day!” Medical Director Oasis After all, it’s a free country, so you should be allowed to have any kind of a day you darn well Dr. John Savage please! And how ‘bout when folks say “Hi, how are you?” And then they just keep walking before Nancy Crandall you can tell them how you are. The thing is, most people don’t really want to know how you are – Director of Nursing ya know it? It’s a courtesy to say to people as you pass. Next time someone says “Hi, How are Charlie Clark-RN you?” You say, “Not very well, I have Leprosy.” They won’t hear you anyway. They’ll just keep Activities hustlin’ down the hall. Perhaps I sound bitter. I’m not, my head aches, and my feet hurt, and I ain’t Julie Dozier, AD, QMCP havin’ a good day. But that’s my business, so there! Business Office The End!! Debbie White Chaplain P.S. Oh, before I forget – Have a great day – OK (Whether you want to or not!!) Jim Staggers God Bless Us Every Single One!! Dining Services Justin Homler WELCOME NEW STAFF Sharon Sheridan May 2018 Environmental Services Danielle Ruhlig-CNA Lisa Steele Katelynn Redding-CNA Human Resources Kris Beck Please if you see any of these residents or staff, stop and make them feel welcome. Marketing MDS Sierra Weddell, LPN, MDS Maintenance Supervisor Jake Hodges Social Services Gwen Tucker, SSD, MLD “The world’s favorite season is the spring. On April 27th , we bid farewell to Tony Mundell as he left us to start a new position. However, we We welcomed some of the Democratic and Republican Candidates to come All things seem possible in May.” welcomed Michelle Collins as the new Executive and speak to us at Asbury Towers before the election. This helped our Resident’s to Director! She has been with Asbury since 2005, be better informed on the candidates that we were voting on. holding various positions in the building. ~ Edwin Way Teale WEEKLY EVENTS Starting on May 13th through May th Church Service every Sunday at 1:00 pm in the Lobby 19 we will be celebrating National Movies every Monday at 1:00 pm in the Lobby Nursing Home week. Each day will Chimes every Tuesday at 1:30 pm Don’t forget to look at the sign-up bullentin board by the have a different theme and activity Main Dining Room for trips scheduled outside of the in the Main Dining Room to correlate with the theme.
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