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Page 4 Thursday, July 2, 1998 The Westfield Leader and THE TIMES of Scotch Plains – Fanwood A WATCHUNG COMMUNICATIONS, INC. PUBLICATION The Westfield Leader THE TIMES POPCORN of Scotch Plains – Fanwood — Established 1890 — — Established 1959— The X-Files: The Official Newspaper of the Town of Westfield Official Newspaper of the Borough of Fanwood and the County of Union and the Township of Scotch Plains The ABC’s of Paranoia Member of: Member of: By Michael S. Goldberger New Jersey Press Association • National Newspaper New Jersey Press Association • National Newspaper Association Association One Popcorn, Poor • Two Popcorns, Fair • Three Popcorns, Good • Four Popcorns, Excellent GYMNASIUMS Westfield Area Chamber of Commerce Scotch Plains Business & Professional Association The naked truth about the word 2 & 1/2 popcorns you settle for an extraterrestrial virus? gymnasium is that it stems from a Periodicals – Postage Paid at Westfield, New Jersey Periodicals – Postage Paid at Scotch Plains, New Jersey Oooh, its mysterious. Oooh, its How about if we up the ante by having the P.O. Box 250 • 50 Elm Street P. O. Box 368 spooky. Oooh, its intriguing. Oooh, its insidious bugs invade their human hosts place in ancient Greece or Rome Westfield, N.J. 07091 Scotch Plains, N.J. 07076 conspiratorial. But, uh, what is this all for spawning? Would that be enough? where men (only) exercised in the buff. This lack of modesty probably Tele: (908) 232-4407 • E-mail: [email protected] • Web: www.goleader.com • Fax: (908) 232-0473 about anyway? And are we ever going to The X-Files teases on two fronts: Just see any aliens or what? as there wouldnt be much point to this explains why women were prohib- POSTMASTER: Send address changes to the offices of the newspapers at Paranoia sells. Witness the jump from sci-fi drama if Scully and Mulder were to ited from watching the original R P. O. Box 250, Westfield, New Jersey 07091 boob tube to silver screen that The X- reserve a catering hall and register at rated Olympic games held in classi- Files has made with no small amount of Nordstroms, the story tension would be cal Greece. PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY BY WATCHUNG COMMUNICATIONS, INC. media fanfare. X-ers who have made lost if indisputable contact were made The present definition, of a gym- successful this award-winning TV show with alien life. Hence, much of this nasium is, a room or building Horace R. Corbin Gail S. Corbin Paul J. Peyton about an alien-hunting division of the movies action takes place in the shad- PUBLISHER GENERAL MANAGER MANAGING EDITOR F.B.I. will doubtless make a satisfied ows and fringes, where nothing is quite equipped for physical training and Suzette F. Stalker David B. Corbin pilgrimage to the feature length version. what it seems. In fact, the only thing sports. In European countries a gym- ASSISTANT EDITOR SPORTS They will roll the lores buzzwords on certain about The X-Files is its fascinat- nasium is also a secondary school their tongues, speculate the possibilities ing mediocrity. for students preparing to enter a uni- Joanna B. Marsh Karen M. Hinds of alien discovery, and be vicariously * * * * * versity. Dress codes have changed MARKETING DIRECTOR OFFICE MANAGER titillated (or even worse) by the possibil- for the modern counterpart of the SUBSCRIPTION PRICE The X-Files, rated PG-13, is a 20th ity of agents Dana Scully (Gillian Ander- Century Fox release directed by Rob ancient athlete, so that today, women One-year subscription in county – $20 • Out-of-county – $24 • One-year college (September to May) – $16 son) and Fox Mulder (David Duchovny) Bowman and stars David Duchovny, are no longer banned from viewing finally consummating their uniquely bi- Gillian Anderson, and Martin Landau. or participating in such contests zarre brand of sexual tension. Running time: 115 minutes. Meanwhile, the great unwashed who nor is parental guidance suggested. Wouldnt Funds Planned for Diner Site curiously venture forth into X-cult terri- tory will reaffirm why they have never HUNG UP!! become fans in the first place. While Be Better Spent on Existing Parks? Seinfeld was about nothing, it is never quite clear what The X-Files is actually Mother Encouraged to Seek Ever since the Excellent Diner was moved from for instance, plans to renovate its tennis courts, soccer about. But thats precisely the secret, its Westfield to Germany several years ago, the site has field, a park and its community center. Linden plans to stock-in-trade. Traditional Form of Therapy The smirky self-satisfaction of this been an eyesore in the center of the downtown. The renovate five of its parks. tantalizing drama derives from the in- burning question currently is whether this site should The bottom line is that as a matching dollar-for- sider status it confers upon its loyal By Milt Faith, Executive Director be developed as a park or for commercial use. dollar grant program, these towns should be able to adherents. Sort of like getting a secret decoder ring. Imagine it. A paranoia- Youth and Family Counseling Service This Monday night the Westfield Planning Board is use their own matching funds to improve the recre- driven series devoted to the search for scheduled to hear the Sekas family case to build a ational facilities for their residents. Under the county alien life among us, week in and week A reader writes: Laura; spouts moral platitudes based on three-story office building with retail space on street program, both county and municipal funds must be out. Fellow X-ers at the office give each Let me tell you what has helped me what she judges to be moral. If a caller other knowing looks as they discuss the most in therapy. I was raised in what is expresses a feeling contrary to the hosts level for the site. A total of six variances are being spent on the same park project. most recent developments, hushing up now called a dysfunctional family. I was political view, look out for insults and sought for the application. This improves the quality of life, one of todays when an outsider approaches. How para- determined to be able to stand on my own name calling. And Judge Judy, or Judge If the office building fails to gain the nod of the buzz words, for all taxpayers while preserving open noid is that? when I was an adult. I went to college, Ed Koch: give me a break. Judge Judy Still, theres something to be said for met the man I married (at a young age) should be fined and sentenced for her board, perhaps the family might agree to sell the lot to space which is another objective of our elected the beguiling chemistry Mr. Duchovny and now live in New Jersey, have two contempt and mockery. the town for additional parking spaces. leaders. The latter is the main objective behind the and Miss Anderson are able to maintain children and found myself again in a And guess what? These hosts are the While the Union County Freeholders Pocket Park Project Pocket Park program, an idea brought to the in their transition to the big screen. A sort difficult family situation. most highly rated ones on the media. of neurotic, 90s version of Nick and My husband is a control freak him- Obviously listeners have some need met plan is a good idea for preserving open space in the county this year by Daniel P. Sullivan, Chairman of Nora Charles. As outlandish or obscure self and so we argue over everything, by tuning in. I recommend you do as you county, creating such a recreational area along a the Union county Board of Chosen Freeholders. as the premise may get, the bond be- (Luckily I have no financial problems). say you will do: dont listen to non-talk congested area of North Avenue, a state highway, is The Excellent Diner site was highlighted by the tween these two soulful surfers of the A friend convinced me to see a thera- programs which are filled with hysteria paranormal seems quite genuine. A be- pist who is very unique. I realized that and anger. Listen to music, news, sports not money well spent. We believe that the countys Freeholders when they chose the location to hold their lievable romance like theirs, even if it just talking about my problems didnt or talk shows which are informative and funds would have been better spent on upgrading one press conference on the awarding of the grants back in only is of the wait-and-see variety, can go help me. He introduced me to retail entertaining, i.e., Joan Hamburg, Arthur of Westfields existing parks, such as the concrete May. a long way to legitimizing the surround- therapy and I have never been hap- Schwartz, etc. ing scenario. And so the X-Files con- pier. What it means is that I shop till A disgruntled father writes: overlook at Mindowaskin Park. If the objective of the Town Council was to take voluted plot, featuring kinky characters I drop. I buy items which make me My daughter told us recently that she Under the county program, municipalities were give advantage of the county grant, couldnt this be done by new as well as familiar (like the Ciga- happy. plans to return to work as a theatrical the opportunity to apply for grants of up to $100,000 fixing Mindowaskin, the pond at Tamaques Park, or rette-Smoking Man), plays better than it He convinced me that I am entitled agent (she used to love it and was suc- really should.