Schumer Changes Baby's Name After Realizing It Sounded NSFW
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2A z THURSDAY, APRIL 16, 2020 z TIMES RECORD NEWS People A day after ire, CNN’s Cuomo says, ‘I love where I am’ Chris Cuomo has reaf- firmed his commitment to CNN a day after the anchor expressed frus- tration as he recuper- ates from COVID-19. “I’ve never been in a better position professionally, I’ve never been more grateful, I’ve never been on a better team,” Cuomo said Tuesday on his SiriusXM show. “I love where I am.” A day earlier, Cuomo said he was tired of interview- ing disingenuous politicians and didn’t “value in- dulging irrationality, hyper-partisanship.” Quit eating bats, close ‘wet’ markets, McCartney urges Paul McCartney decried exotic Chinese “wet” markets as the origin of the coronavirus pan- demic, calling for the government to halt the activity during a discussion on Howard Stern’s Siri- usXM program Tuesday. Scientists think a “wet” market in Wuhan, China – where live and dead creatures including bats are Amy Schumer and Chris Fischer at the Tony Awards in June 2018. EVAN AGOSTINI/INVISION/AP sold as food and for alleged medicinal purposes – is the likely source of the coronavirus that causes COVID-19. Schumer changes baby’s name Trebek memoir to debut July 21, just before he turns 80 after realizing it sounded NSFW Alex Trebek, diagnosed Comedian Amy Schumer revealed on her podcast Tuesday that she changed her son’s middle last year with stage four pancreatic cancer, name after she and her husband, Chris Fischer, realized just how it sounded. Gene Attell Fischer has written a memoir. was born in May 2019. His middle name was a nod to Schumer friend Dave Attell. “The Answer Is ...: Re- flections on My Life” will come out July 21, the day “It’s now Gene David Fischer,” Schumer said. “We realized that we, by accident, named our son before Trebek’s 80th birthday. According to pub- ‘genital.’ Gene Attell sounds like genital.” lisher Simon & Schuster , the longtime “Jeopardy!” host will share “illuminating personal anecdotes.” The original name left some of Schumer’s Instagram followers wondering what she was thinking, “I want people to know a little more about the per- as it was interpreted as NSFW, or “not safe for work.” son they have been cheering on for the past year,” “It’s been 6 months and she hasn’t come out to say this name is a joke,” wrote @_eleanor_. Trebek writes. “Genital fissure.” TODAY IN HISTORY BIBLE VERSE OF THE DAY Today is Thursday, April 16, the 107th day of 2020. racial integration of parochial schools. During these difficult times, Editor Deanna Wat- There are 259 days left in the year. son is asking readers to send in a Bible verse that 1963: Martin Luther King Jr. wrote his “Letter from gives them comfort. 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