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Daily Bull 2010-3-17.Pdf AILY BUL The Daily Bull is probably not suitable for those under age 18 and should not be taken seriously... like that one guy! L DWednesday, March 17, 2010 I recently took up ice sculpting. The Steaming Pile Last night I made an ice cube. Weekly Weather Report, Chrome Addition Straight From You-Know-Where! This morning I made 12, I was By Bryne Judy ~ Daily Bull prolific. Things You Shouldn’t Have Done Over Break ~ Mitch Hedberg So, students, fellows of learning, if with hundreds if not thousands of tiny Coitus Diarrhea you are reading this you have survived pellets of ice at high speed like a subtle The hairdryer incident Alcohol poisoning Airports spring break for better or worse and hint of lime. Yes, the vague, all natural Hookers and Blow Get a Prince Albert made it back to your academic cage. I scents that hail comes in these days re- By Alec Hamer ~ Daily Bull Setting fire to rivers in Ohio Shrink all your laundry wish you luck completing what assign- ally take the edge off the frozen pain. Be Homework Party with clothes on ments you have, and… Some crazy it lemon, mint, spring meadow, or even Like many college-aged kids, Relax Surf 4-Chan w e a t h e r w e ’ v e original, any scent is suf- I decided to go on my per Beat up a cop Snort Chromium annum trip to somewhere been having, huh? ficient to momentarily dis- Join the mafia Get a Bowser Tattoo warm and “exotic”. 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How MELANOROSAURUS has never forgiven the world for that fortuitous, then, that the snow which Watergate incident. I witnessed falling seemed to be assembling itself into these construc- fart! Snowfall localized such that tions without the influence of a guid- Bonus: The geologic the frozen water assembles it- ing hand. There has to be a Nobel in Era that dinosaurs self into statues. Everyone loves there for the aspiring mind that figures lived during. shaped colossi crafted from ice and out the mechanism behind that. Brought to you by Jeremy ‘Mr. Sunshine’ Loucks Happy Water. Acid rainfall, or happy ...Port of Airs from front haps Estonian. I’ve heard that the Estonian mafia is Daily Bull water as I like to call it, is only one of could hear everything he said. He was obviously talking big in this part of town so I think it best to leave them EDITOR IN CHIEF & BOSS MAN ZE LITTLE the many joys the industrial revolu- to a coworker try… OH NOO!! That was close, I almost alone. 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That Kiri Kennedy, Benjamin Loucks, Tyler Botbyl, Lauren Allen, Jon “Big-O” Mahan, Alec Hamer, Phil Pomber, Stephen Whittaker, Sam Schall, our days and color our skin black, on to another team leader. He was going on and on would be insane. Sandra Custer, Frank McGuire, Mike Cardwell, Bryne Judy, and a cache of semi automatic weapons. under which we can frolic and enjoy about her, but it was obvious. She wasn’t really good at ©2010 by the Daily Bull, a non-profit organization. All rights reserved. Articles may be freely distributed electronically or on late night talk the beautiful world as it is. I’ll tell you what she did (obvious from the lewd terms he used to Hmm. Let’s see. Oh, well I fell asleep a while ago shows provided credit is given, and that this notice is included. The Daily Bull reserves the right to refuse any advertisements or guest articles without reason. All opinionated letters sent to the editor (on what I think it would be like; I think describe her). 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