REBELLION INC. URBAN OUTFITTING for the DARKEST NIGHTS SOUTH PARK GETTING AWAY with EVERYTHING Heaviest METAL HELL EXISTS INTERVIEW COREY TAYLOR (SLIPKNOT)
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RESPECT EXISTANCE OR EXPECT RESISTANCE REBELLION INC. URBAN OUTFITTING FOR THE DARKEST NIGHTS SOUTH PARK GETTING AWAY WITH EVERYTHING HEAViEST METAL HELL EXISTS INTERVIEW COREY TAYLOR (SLIPKNOT) +MUCH MORE! rebellioninc.indd 1 5/06/14 00:55 rebellioninc.indd 2 5/06/14 00:57 INTRODUCTION Some people like tot think of us journalists as zombie-like creatures writing articles in the dark, gruesome caves they call their apartments. Light is to be shunned and coffee is a hard drug accepted by society. Hungry are the damned and this corner of the world delivers nothing but evil. Or at least some people say. In real life, hard work is considered a value and darkness is accepted as being something you absolutely need in order to work in so- mething of a fashion. Koen Schaaphok Thus concludes the epic tale that took place Editor-in-chief and notorious in order to bring you this month’s issue of labmonkey at Rebellious Inc. Rebellion Inc. Was it nothing less but a nightmare? Yes. Do we feel excessively proud right now? Yes. Do we ever want to do this again? Hell yes! But as they say, good work pays off in the end and that’s exactly how I think we must all feel right now. Torn apart, but proud. What can we provide you with? An epic inter- view with Slipknot/Stone Sour vocalist Corey Taylor, a small guide towards the ultimate urban hoody, a summary of the heaviest kinds of heavy metal out there today,.. yes, the list goes on. So forget everything we have gone through to bring you this and try to enjoy the issue. It would be a small sign towards us journalists as we prepare to brainstorm through the night thinking of what we can offer you next month. Now dim the lights. 3 rebellioninc.indd 3 5/06/14 00:57 rebellioninc.indd 4 5/06/14 00:58 CONTENT 7 From the local porn shop to the Grammy Awards, Corey Taylor and the road of the twisted! 8 ‘Oh my God, they killed Kenny!’ While eagerly awaiting the new season, we find out what makes South Park the controverse we all love! 9 No matter which season, always make sure you stand out! Are you ready for the next step in urban outfitting? 10 Think you heard it all? Take a look at our disturbed playlist for the darkest kinds of summer! ALSO CHECK OUT: - Slogan and vision! - Creative resume! 11 - Ads! (the good ones!) Our website underwent a full makeover! Just - Column! close those porn tabs and let us guide you - Moodboard! through online platform! 5 rebellioninc.indd 5 5/06/14 00:59 PROPOSITION & SLOGAN Hopefully you have all noticed this Rebellious Inc. features both a mission by now. Rebellious Inc. aspires to and a name. Be rebellious and be yourself at all times. be more than just a magazine. Therefore, don’t feel like you’ve missed the point when you realize that not every ar- After all, we do have a rather different way ticle in this magazine fits your style. After of looking at the world around us. all, what would be left of our credibility if We tend to stand out of the crowds of our we didn’t accept other people’s opinions? modern society. We try to look at everything through our Before we could even think of the content personal lens. We see and embrace the you are about to read, we knew we were darkness of modern life, yet we try to give in dire need of a profile. A profile we a comical twist to almost everything. could rely on to test every article because that profile would fit our audience like a We value humor, dignity, self-reliance, tailor-made glove. uniqueness and hard work. Since we lacked the funds to hire a mar- keting agency, we simply took our editor- However, we’ve created this magazine to in-chief Koen Schaaphok as a practice serve as a link between all of us because dummy. we consider everyone unique. Respect the After all, he loves music, humor, self-reli- way people live and love their lives and ance, social adventure, loyalty, uniqueness you shall not be harmed in any way. and almost everything we value as a ma- Choose for a life of fascist opinion-making gazine. Our values embodied in a vision. dominance and the revolution will soon land on your doorstep as well. Simple Respect existence or expect resistance. facts make for simple rules. 6 rebellioninc.indd 6 5/06/14 00:59 INTERVIEW: COREY TAYLOR Growing up in Des to join their band. They some ways into the person Moines, Corey Taylor were in need of a I am today. Slipknot formed vocalist at the time and I my aggressive side and walked a road from was afraid to say no Stone Sour my troubled rags to riches. (laughing). No just kidding. side. Both bands have given Nowadays, he’s the I thought they were me certain experiences and vocalist for Gram- awesome and I immediately both bring out the passion my-winning metal agreed to join.’ for music inside me.’ band Slipknot, as well as childhood sweetheart Stone Sour. ‘I am proof that pain makes you stronger.’ How does it feel looking back at those turbulent times? ‘It feels really weird. I’ve made a lot of choices in my life. Some were good ones and others were bad. I believe choices can define a person and mine made me what I am today.’ Percussionists Chris and Shawn join the the vocal fun on stage. You worked in a porno- graphic video store when How do you divide your- What will the future bring you were recruited into time between both bands? next for Corey Taylor? Slipknot. Apparently that Which band is your number went rather odd. one? ‘Not much right now. We’ve just finished our ‘Indeed! Stone Sour finished ‘It’s rather easy, really. All South American tour with second in a battle of bands members of Slipknot have Slipknot and I plan on ta- after Slipknot a couple numerous side-activities king a short break before of days earlier and they and we use the breaks joining Stone Sour for threatened to beat me into a between tours to catch up the recording of our next pulp in the store if I refused with them. album. I’ll be sitting on my Both bands made me in couch a lot.’ 7 rebellioninc.indd 7 5/06/14 00:59 CLOSE-UP: SOUTH PARK ‘Screw you guys, I’m going home!’ We’re pretty sure you read that line with the voice of Eric Cartman in your mind. And why wouldn’t you? South Park is considered to be vile, politically incorrect and just plain rude. A lot of people have asked themselves how it’s even possible that a show like that evolved towards the peak of television history. We’ve put our research skills to the test and bring you the 4 reasons why South Park will forever remain the top critic of society! Guardians of free speech A lesson learned From jokes about black people and the KKK Near the end of each episode, one of the to threats towards celebrities and even Cart- main characters comes to a sudden realiza- man forcing Scott Tenorman to eat his own tion. That valuable lesson covers up all the parents. If there’s something they can’t do, horrible things you saw during the episode, the censors have screwed up our society! thus making it easier to digest. Well played! A child’s imagination Eric Cartman Every gruesome story that unfolds in the This kid is a walking nightmare. He’s racist, quiet mountain town of South Park is being anti-Semitic, sexist and an overall asshole. viewed through the innocent eyes of Yet, he is the representation of the dark side children. Children see things like child that exists within each human being. Maybe abuse as weird grown-up-things. That’s what we’re all a bit Cartman deep down. makes it all so funny. 8 rebellioninc.indd 8 5/06/14 00:59 URBAN OUTFITTING It’s always good to know people notice you! Standing out of the masses is a vital part of developing your own personal identity. So why not take it to another level? We’ve assembled three examples of how a simple hoodie can be used to show everyone you’ve got intentions to do some serious damage! THE LION THE VENOM THE ASSASSIN Walk as a predator among This one’s for all you For those who like to avoid men and show them your comic-fanatics out there! getting detected at all! fangs while wearing As the mortal enemy of The perfect hoodie for the silver like shiny armor. Spider-Man you’ll have no a date with a girl. PLOT Don’t forget, the ladies problem convincing peop- TWIST! She doesn’t even love a killer! le your allegiance lies with know she’s on a date! the bad guys! Jack&Jones - 49,99$ Marvel - 59,99$ Ubisoft - 119,99$ 9 rebellioninc.indd 9 5/06/14 00:59 HEAVIEST METAL We are told several secret services use songs by Metallica and Iron Maiden to torture inmates in secret prisons in the Middle East. Far out, right? Can heavy metal be used to twist one’s mind until it shreds? If so, Metallica will not do.