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Services Blitz Magazine EDITORS LETTER CONTENTS Dear Reader Blitz Magazine This week’s theme is health T: (02) 9385 7715 5 Sergeant Pepper’s and fitness; it’s all about F: (02) 9313 8626 staying healthy, robust and positive. I have tried to shape PO Box 173, this issue to be of interest Kingsford Lonely Hearts to everyone, not just sports NSW 2032 people and gym junkies. Thus Level 1, Blockhouse, we have two features, one on Recipes Lower Campus. the power of positive thinking to create better health, and [email protected] another on alternative ways www.arc.unsw.edu.au of getting fit. There is also a piece about healthy recipes Blitz Team 2007 6 Being Creative for one. Editor: Alex Serpo For those who find the idea Designers: Jason Treanor and of exercise abhorrent, check Karen Fung is being Positive out some of the non-fitness Reporters: Carissa Simons related articles, including an and Ana Gacis interview with a prominent public law professor from Publications Coordinator: UNSW. We also have teaser Judith Whitfield 16 Exotic Exercise articles about the Book Fair, Advertising and Med Review, the Indonesian Editor’s Letter Night Market and the Money Sponsorship: 3 Matters workshop. Charlotte O’Brien I would also like to tell you Marketing Manager: 4 Chair’s Letter about the myriad of things you Donna Wiemann can get out of Blitz Magazine. Bric-a-book First and foremost, Blitz Blitz Advertising 8 is a What’s On magazine, a Present advertising artwork 12 forum in which you can list days prior to publication. Bookings your events, AGM and social 20 days prior to publication. Rates 12 What’s On activities. Blitz also regularly and enquires should be directed runs articles profiling clubs to Charlotte O’Brien. and their events. Blitz is the 14 Money Matters voice of Arc, your student T: 9385 7331 organisation. So if you’re E: [email protected] Snapshot: interested in finding out what 15 the Arc can do for you or how Publisher to get more involved, Blitz is 18 Reviews your number one portal. Blitz is published weekly by Arc @ UNSW. The views expressed Enjoy Week 8 herein are not necessarily the Med Review; Kill Bulk Bill views of Arc, unless explicitly 19 Alex Serpo stated. The Arc accepts no Blitz Editor 2007 responsibility for the accuracy of 20 Indonesian Night Market any of the opinions or information contained in this issue of Blitz. Any CLARIFICATION complaints should be sent to the 21 Comics and Puzzles Incorrect information Publications Manager, PO Box 173 Kingsford NSW 2032. appeared in the Week 7 edition Classifieds of Blitz regarding the Heinz ABN: 71 121 239 674 2 2 Harant Award (page 19). trading as Arc @ UNSW Limited Certain misrepresentative facts were made about Mr 2 3 Vox Pops Harant’s achievements. To clarify, Heinz Harant served for 28 years on the Union’s Board of Management. He spent many years serving the University Council, played an integral role in the creation of a Provisional Committee for the establishment of a Students’ Guild and, consequently, was a founding member of the Students’ Guild Council.

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As I mentioned last week, the Arc is currently calling for nominations for the prestigious Heinz Harant award. The Heinz Harant Award has been awarded for the past 12 years to students who have made an outstanding contribution to UNSW through their volunteering and leadership in the University’s student organisations.

As this is the Arc’s inaugural year, previous student organisations: the I can however tell you about some The unsweetened Literary it will be the first year the award is UNSW Union, UNSW Student Guild, of the activities the UniBar offers Journal is also about to open presented by the Arc. The award Postgraduate Board and COFASA. free every single week. These for entries. If you’re interested reflects the contribution of Heinz activities include Trivia on Tuesdays in writing for the Journal this to the University Community. If you know someone who you from 1-2pm, Bingo on Wednesdays year, just visit the website, or Heinz Harant was heavily involved think has contributed significantly, from 1-2pm, Beergarden Bands the Blockhouse, to find out what in all aspects of University life, shown impressive leadership and on Thursday afternoons from 5- sort of material you can write. including serving for 28 years on the improved the campus community 7pm and a Chillout DJ on Friday previous UNSW Union’s Board of at UNSW, visit the Arc’s website, afternoons from 4.30-6.30. The That’s it from me this week! Management, the University Council, www.arc.unsw.edu.au to look at UniBar also has Happy Hour every the nomination guidelines and Kate Bartlett acting as a founding member in the single day of the week from 5-6pm Chair of the Board creation of the Student Guild and fill out a nomination form. and has beers for as cheap as $2! the UNSW Alumni Association. This week’s theme is Health and In light of all these Roundhouse The Arc is looking for nominations Fitness. As someone who’s major activities, don’t forget about the of students who have contributed to exercise is probably playing Bar Skills Course being held next volunteering and shown significant buck hunter in the UniBar (it’s a Friday. You can book a place leadership in their volunteering sport…), I’m not sure I can speak at Blockhouse Reception. with the Arc or any of UNSW’s too authoritatively on the matter.

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 Blitz Magazine Carissa Simons Carissa Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Recipes Every university student understands the problem of eating alone. Once you move out, you’re often cooking for one at every meal. If you’re living at home, chances are you’re eating at odd hours and indulging in midnight snacks whilst writing an essay that’s due the next day.

Eating alone can be wonderful. You’re not If you do go to the effort of pulling out the frypan, obligated to eat what someone else has made, or chopping up ingredients and waiting for everything prepare food according to other’s tastebuds. At to cook, chances are you’ve made more than one the same time, there’s a lack of social interaction serving, which often results in us eating more that many of us were accustomed to growing than we originally intended or than we actually up. There’s also the added cost of individually need. So in an effort to improve your recipe packaged food, along with the temptation to open repertoire, without causing undue strain on your a can of tinned spaghetti in orange sauce because wallet or time, here are a few healthy, one serve it’s so much simpler than preheating an oven. alternatives. Bon appetit!

One Pot Wonder

1 can of passata* 1 can of three bean mix, chickpeas or other Macaroni Sesame Stirfry beans of choice, drained. & Cheese 100g feta or bocconcini with Chicken or Tofu Handful of chopped mushrooms 1 chopped chicken breast/thigh or 100g 1 table spoon (tbsp) butter chopped tofu As many baby spinach leaves as you can 1 tbsp flour handle 2 tbsp oil 1/2 tbsp salt Handful snow peas 1/4 tbsp Worcestershire sauce 1. Add passata, beans and/or chickpeas 1/2 cup broccoli or broccolini cut into small and mushrooms to pot. Cook covered on 1/4 cup (dry) macaroni pieces medium heat for 3-4 minutes. 1/4 tbsp mustard 1/2 chopped capsicum 2. Once the mushrooms are cooked, add the cheese and baby spinach leaves. Stir in and Pinch pepper Soy sauce or oyster sauce to taste cook uncovered until the spinach as wilted 1/2 cup milk Sesame seeds to taste and the cheese is just starting to melt.

1/2 cup grated cheddar cheese 3/4 cup cooked rice (1/4 cup uncooked) 3. Eat by itself as a stew-like dish, or serve over rice, pasta, tortillas, toast, or anything else you can think of. 1. Melt butter; stir in flour, salt and pepper. 1. Stir-fry chicken/tofu in oil in wok or frypan *Not quite crushed tomatoes, not quite puree. Whisk in milk until smooth. Cook and stir for for 6-8 minutes or until cooked through. Set Passata can be found right next to the pasta two minutes on high heat. aside. sauces at supermarkets. 2. Reduce heat to low. Add cheese, mustard, 2. Add snow peas, broccoli and capsicum and and Worcestershire sauce. Stir until cook for 5-6 minutes. cheese is melted. 3. Return chicken/tofu to pan and add sauce 3. Add macaroni. Pour into baking dish. to taste. Sprinkle with sesame seeds. 4. Bake uncovered at 180° for 15 minutes or 4. Serve over cooked rice. until heated through.

Blitz Magazine  BeingBeing CreativeCreative

isis BeingBeing Carissa Simons Positive PositiveCreativity doesn’t just have to be a way to release negative emotions, it also allows you to have an outlet for positive emotions that may be a hindrance if you need to study for a final exam Ever experienced the wave of calm that a nice melody can bring? Or or are about to play a grand final game. “If you are doing a task the pleasure of throwing paints at a canvas? If not, you’re missing that requires focus, many details or calculation, strangely, it out; art is the new tool for gaining an emotional release or a sense of might be better to be in a more negative mood”, says Dr Adam inner peace. Anderson who has led studies on the way mood affects the way we process information. “Under a negative mood, we see the Ever since cavemen drew on walls, human beings have turned world through a porthole, but under a positive mood, we see to creative art in an effort to express their understanding of the world through a big window, a panoramic view,” he says. the world and our place within it. Long before Freud, electric shock therapy and group counselling sessions, patients were encouraged to devote their attention to artistic pursuits rather creative activities, such than resorting to unproductive and detrimental anger or depression. as listening to music, Unfortunately, most of us don’t get much time to listen to music and watching a play or making enjoy art, much less create it ourselves. With the strain of study, the pressure of paid work, and the stress and confusion of trying to a castle out of paper wrangle an answer out of Centrelink, there are too many things on the minds of the average student for us to spend time enjoying the maché, causes the brain pleasures of finger-painting. But that daily pressure is exactly the to release dopamine. reason why we should be playing with Play-Doh or writing a play. “Creativity gives an output, a focused way to release things”, says Either way, having a creative outlet can allow you to release the Clairie, an Arts student at UNSW. “It’s also more productive than excess emotions which are stopping you from focusing, or that are whinging about your problems. Instead of whinging about it and causing you undue stress or depression. “For example, if you are having other people get sick and tired of listening, when you create having difficulty solving a problem, a typical reaction is to get angry. something, you feel like you’ve accomplished something and can But that can actually make it harder to solve the problem. One get positive feedback.” As a playwright, she also finds that creating prescription is to go out and play to get into a good mood, and then characters that have similar problems and experiences to her own, come back to the problem,” Dr Anderson says. allows her to separate stressful events in her life from herself. Whilst exercising your creative muscles can increase happiness, Positive psychology, a field which has emerged over the last help you focus, or see things in a new light, Dr Diane Ealy, author decade, explores what makes us happy and what stimulates of The Woman’s Book of Creativity, says that, says that repressing personal development and achievement. This relatively new area of your creative instincts can have the opposite effect, especially for psychology has sparked renewed interest in the health benefits that young women. “Repressed creativity can express itself in unhealthy creativity has to offer. Research in the area has found that creative relationships, overwhelming stress, severe neurotic or even psychotic activities, such as listening to music, watching a play or making a behaviour, and addictive behaviours such as alcoholism. But perhaps castle out of paper maché, causes the brain to release dopamine. the most insidious and common manifestation of repressed creativity Dopamine is the chemical which enables us to experience pleasure in women is depression,” says Dr Ealy. and motivates us. All of which sounds unpleasant. So next time you’re stressing over Music, painting and other creative arts have been shown to have a work, an ex, or an exam – take some time to indulge in your creative remarkable effect on people suffering from physical pain, mental side. You’ll be much happier and healthier for it. health ailments or daily stress. Creativity allows us to express inner feelings and emotions, things which can often contribute to stress. In turn, releasing these emotions and channeling them into something productive can give a person a sense of accomplishment and control.  Blitz Magazine Being 10 Ways to Unleash Your Inner Creative Genius

6.  1. Experience the energy rush of live theatre Buy some paints, a canvas, and have fun! Don’t or music. Experiencing the creative genius of worry if it doesn’t look anything like what you Creative studied in art class – it doesn’t have to. Just others is an important part of developing your own creative streak. Kind of like a creativity have fun with the paint, in fact the messier you vampire. are, the better! (Just put down a sheet first).

2. You know that old film camera at the bottom of 7. Visit an art gallery, or a museum. Not only is it your cupboard? The one you haven’t touched relaxing, but the creative brilliance practically since you upgraded to digital. Well, unearth it oozes out of everything there. and take some real photos, where you have to 8. Create a recipe. You may stumble upon culinary manually focus and can’t delete bad shots from gold, like my shredded carrot, lettuce, sultana is Being your memory card. and peanut butter sandwiches. Put on your favourite music and dance around 3.  9. Visit the pottery studio in the Blockhouse. Not like you’re having an epileptic fit. Hey, it works only is it fun, it’s free for all students! for Sarah Blasko. 10. Don’t do drugs. They’ll undo any of the positive 4. Carry around a small notebook with you so Carissa Simons you can jot down those exciting, illuminating health benefits that being creativity can give. thoughts that occur to you at the oddest times People on drugs think they’re incredibly and places. Half the stuff you write down may be creative, everyone else just thinks they’re on Positive completely incomprehensible later, but at least drugs. some of it may be brilliant.

5. Listen to classical music. Especially Bach. That man had so much creative genius; I’m surprised that his brain didn’t implode.

Blitz Magazine  Bric-a-book Looking for an obscure textbook for one of your subjects? Been searching high and low for that latest release without paying full price? Trying to The UNSW get your hands on a Mother’s Day pressie? Or just want something to curl up with in bed? Book Fair It’s that time of year again to dust your bookshelf, put on your reading glasses and head to the annual is at the UNSW Book Fair!! Roundhouse Held at the Roundhouse from Wednesday 25 April – Saturday 28 April, the Fair will be selling everything from hard cover to paperback fiction, Wednesday 25 April: textbooks, reference and children’s books, foreign language titles, magazines, vinyl records, 12 noon – 7pm cassettes and audio books. The UNSW Book Fair has been held since 1968 and Thursday 26 April: is organised by members of the U Committee, a group of volunteers who raise money for projects 10am – 7pm within the university for which there is no alternate source of funding. Since its inception in 1963, Friday 27 April: this charity has raised over $2,800,000 for many projects and activities on campus that otherwise 10am – 7pm may not have been funded. The bulk of books are priced very low and in 2007, Saturday 28 April: Saturday is Bargain Day! Anything not sold will be half-priced, or pick up a box from the fair and fill it 10am – 2pm with assorted books of your choice for only $10! For donations and enquiries ring (02) 9385 0210.

 Blitz Magazine ELECTION OF STUDENT MEMBERS TO FACULTY BOARDS SESSION 1, 2007

Nominations closed at 5.00pm on Thursday 5 April 2007. The undermentioned nominations for candidature have been accepted.

FACULTY OF ARTS & SOCIAL SCIENCES - 6 students

Candidate Nominator 1 Nominator 2 Robert LEIGO Kate SCHOUTEN Andrew LEIGO Ania LUCEWICZ Sarahjane THOMPSON Anisha GAUTAM Kylie MARKS Tim PELQUEST-HUNT Elizabeth SKELLY Claire NEMORIN Ania LUCEWICZ Chantel COTTERELL Kate SCHOUTEN Robert LEIGO Andrew LEIGO

The above candidates are declared elected. There is 1 vacancy.

FACULTY OF THE BUILT ENVIRONMENT - 4 students

Candidate Nominator 1 Nominator 2

No nominations were received. There are 4 vacancies.

FACULTY OF BUSINESS - 3 undergraduate & 3 postgraduate students

Candidate Nominator 1 Nominator 2 Undergraduate: Sam ALMALIKI Anindya SIDDIQUI Te Jas SHAH Nick ORLIC Bryan REID Si Ting HUANG Sanjiv SINGARAYAR David DOU Stephan LIVERA Tim TRAN Kevin TRUONG Mir MAHMUD Chen WANG Jumay CHIN Axel SUKIANTO

Postgraduate:

An online election for undergraduate students will be held from 9am Monday 21 May 2007 to 5.00pm Friday 25 May 2007. No postgraduate nominations were received. There are 3 postgraduate vacancies.

COLLEGE OF FINE ARTS - 2 undergraduate & 2 postgraduate students

No nominations were received. There are 4 vacancies.

FACULTY OF MEDICINE - 2 undergraduate & 2 postgraduate students

Candidate Nominator 1 Nominator 2 Undergraduate: Cameron KORB-WELLS Bilal VANLIOGLU Nan WANG Nicole RING Lavvina THIYAGARAJAN Apresh SINGILA Vekram SAMBASIVAM Scott CAMPBELL Min Fuh TEH

Postgraduate:

An online election for undergraduate students will be held from 9am Monday 21 May 2007 to 5.00pm Friday 25 May 2007. No postgraduate nominations were received. There are 2 postgraduate vacancies.

FACULTY OF SCIENCE - 2 undergraduate & 2 postgraduate students

Candidate Nominator 1 Nominator 2 Undergraduate: Randle KNIGHT Jesse YOUNG Viet Phuong AU James KRYCER Julian STEVENSON Viet Phuong AU Christopher MOORE Jesse YOUNG Viet Phuong AU

Postgraduate:

An online election for undergraduate students will be held from 9am Monday 21 May 2007 to 5.00pm Friday 25 May 2007. No postgraduate nominations were received. There are 2 postgraduate vacancies.

Professor Richard Henry AM Returning Officer Deputy Vice-Chancellor (Academic) & Registrar April 2007 Blitz Magazine  2007 ELECTION OF STUDENT MEMBERS TO THE ACADEMIC BOARD

Nominations closed at 5.00pm on Thursday 5 April 2007 for the 2007 election of two (2) undergraduate and two (2) postgraduate students to the Academic Board of UNSW. The following nominations for candidature have been accepted.

Two (2) Undergraduate Students Electorate A (one student) comprises enrolled students proceeding towards a degree of bachelor or non-graduate diploma in the Faculties of Arts and Social Sciences, Business, Law, and the College of Fine Arts; enrolled students proceeding to a degree of bachelor or non-graduate diploma in related courses at the University College, ADFA.

Candidate Nominators Candidate Nominators

Sam ALMALIKI Anindya SIDDIQUI Kylie MARKS Tim PELQUEST-HUNT Te Jas SHAH Elizabeth SKELLY

Robert LEIGO Kate SCHOUTEN Tim TRAN Mir MAHMUD Andrew LEIGO Kevin TRUONG

Ania LUCEWICZ Anisha GAUTAM Chen WANG Ashley GEORGE Sarahjane THOMPSON Chun HO

The election to the Academic Board of one (1) undergraduate student in Electorate A will be by postal ballot. Voting papers will be despatched by Friday 4 May 2007. The ballot will close at 5:00pm on Thursday 31 May 2007.

Electorate B (one student) comprises enrolled students proceeding towards a degree of bachelor or non-graduate diploma in the Faculties of the Built Environment, Engineering, Medicine and of Science; enrolled students proceeding to a degree of bachelor or non-graduate diploma in related courses at the University College, ADFA.

Candidate Nominators

Thomas ROSSER Mary AZZI Bianca FERNANDES

Thomas Rosser is declared elected.

Two (2) Postgraduate Students Electorate (i) (one student) comprises enrolled students proceeding towards a higher degree, graduate diploma or graduate certificate in the Faculties of Arts and Social Sciences, Business, Law, and the College of Fine Arts; enrolled students proceeding to a higher degree, graduate diploma or graduate certificate in related courses at the University College, ADFA.

No nominations were received. One vacancy exists for which nominations are again called. Nominations open on Monday 16 April 2007 and close at 5.00pm on Monday 30 April 2007.

Electorate (ii) (one student) comprises enrolled students proceeding towards a higher degree, graduate diploma or graduate certificate in the Faculties of the Built Environment, Engineering, Medicine and of Science; enrolled students proceeding to a higher degree, graduate diploma or graduate certificate in related courses at the University College, ADFA.

Candidate Nominators

Rachel COXON Qestra MULQUEENY Andrew SIMS

Rachel COXON is declared elected.

Professor Richard Henry AM Returning Officer Deputy Vice-Chancellor (Academic) & Registrar April 2007

10 Blitz Magazine 2007 ELECTION TO FILL A CASUAL VACANCY OF ONE POSTGRADUATE STUDENT TO THE ACADEMIC BOARD – ELECTORATE (i)

Following the recent call for nominations for the election of postgraduate students to the Academic Board, 1 vacancy exists in Electorate (i) for which nominations are again called.

The Academic Board is the principal academic body of the University. It furthers and co- ordinates the work of the Faculties and other academic units, encourages scholarship and research, and advises the Vice-Chancellor and Council on matters relating to teaching, scholarship and research within the University.

Electorate (i) comprises the Faculties of Arts and Social Sciences, Business, Law, the College of Fine Arts, and related courses at the University College ADFA.

The successful candidate will hold office until 30 June 2008.

NOMINATIONS OPEN ON MONDAY 16 APRIL 2007

Nomination forms with full election information are available from:

. The Elections Office, Room 132, The Chancellery . The Internet at http://www.elections.unsw.edu.au/

NOMINATIONS MUST REACH THE RETURNING OFFICER ROOM 132 THE CHANCELLERY BEFORE 5.00PM ON MONDAY 30 APRIL 2007

If necessary, a postal ballot will be conducted and will close at 5.00pm on Thursday 31 May 2007.

Enquiries may be directed to the Elections Office, Room 132, The Chancellery, phone (02) 9385 1546 or email [email protected].

Professor Richard Henry AM Returning Officer Deputy Vice-Chancellor (Academic) & Registrar April 2007

Blitz Magazine 11 What’s On Deadlines Week 10: by April 25 Week 11: by May 3 submit online at www.arc.unsw.edu.au What’s On Week 8 April 23 - 27

UNIBUDS: MONDAY TUESDAY Lunchtime Meditation 23 April 24 April and Relaxation Table Tennis Table Tennis 1-2pm Find peace amidst your busy day FILMSOC 11-3pm 11-3pm every Tuesday, and discover your Table + Tennis = fun The sport of champions Film Screening calmness within. Whether you are Main Room, Roundhouse Main Room, Roundhouse 6.30-9pm a beginner or practitioner, member Free Free Silent movie special: Screening of or not, all are equally welcome to Nosferatu. Drinks at the just drop in! More information at: pub afterwards Arc Queer Boys Thoughtful Foods www.unibuds.unsw.edu.au 12-3pm Co-op Opening Hours Webster 237 or contact Alex on 0401 060 394. $5 for non members The weekly meeting for queer boys 10.30am-4.30pm UNIBUDS library, and queer friendly students on The food Co-op is a source of cheap Squarehouse Level 3 L.I.F.E. campus. Relax, have lunch and catch tasty organic food. Work in the Free up with the Queer Department co-operative and receive a discount! Leadership. Influence. Queerspace (Chemical Sciences 920) Behind the Roundhouse, Trivia Faith. Excellence. Free near Eats at the Round 1-2pm 7pm Beat smart people at their own game If you wanna know the secret Circusoc Women’s UniBar, Roundhouse to succeed in LIFE, then come Monday Night Meeting Literature Group Free and join us to get your ques- 5-late 12pm onwards tions answered! Please email [email protected] Come and learn some circus skills Come to learn about feminism and Women’s International House and meet new people. All welcome! women’s issues! This week’s topic Collective Meeting Free Free for members is “Feminist Consciousness”. What 1pm-2pm Physics Lawn, UNSW makes someone a feminist? Am I UNSWomen is a social network and Free for members a feminist? What does that mean, policy body for women on campus. anyway? Come to learn, discuss, Come to participate in discussions, Roundhouse Happy Hour make friends! meet other women, or simply enjoy 5-6pm Women’s Room, Level 1, our delicious (free) food! All The happiest hour of the day! Blockhouse, Lower Campus women welcome! May 10 Roundhouse Free! (Bring your thinking cap!) Women’s Room, Level 1, Free Blockhouse (Lower Campus) Arc Queerplay Free! Weekly Debating 12-3pm 6pm Weekly meeting for the Arc Queer Pool Comp Join us for a debate about a topical Department. Come relax, have lunch 5-6pm issue - we promise we don’t bite! and meet other Queers and Queer Be a shark Mondays of session Friendly people on campus. Roundhouse CLB Queerspace Free Free (Chemical Sciences 920) Free Happy Hour Circusoc 5-6pm Acrobatics Session The happiest hour of the day! 9-10pm Roundhouse Join us to pick up some acrobatic skills including acro-balance and tumbling. Judo Room, Level 1, UNSW Lifestyle Centre Gold coin donation for members

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WEDNESDAY UNIBUDS: Buddhism Friday 25 April Talk in Chinese 27 April thursday 6pm-8pm 26 April Anzac Day Every Thursday night we have Food Co-Op Crawk insightful talks about Buddhism in Public Holiday Table Tennis 9am for 9.30am start Chinese. The topic for this week Explore ’s food co-operative 11am-3pm Ultimate Frisbee is Samsara. Members and non- yumminess. We will cycle to Sydney Like pong without the computer members are equally welcome to Uni Food-Co-op, Newtown’s Alfalfa Training Main Room, Roundhouse just drop in! More information at: 4-5:30pm House, UTS and Manly Co-ops. Non Free www.unibuds.unsw.edu.au or contact Cyclists can easily follow on public Membership costs $7. Beginners Mandy on 0404 609 225. transport. Bring: Bikes, helmets, welcome and fitness of all levels. Thoughtful Foods The Lodge, legs, water, sunscreen, containers and Just come to have a good time. Co-op Opening Hours Squarehouse Level 3 a few $$ for all the organic and ethical Village Green Free munchables purchased. Call Mitzi on Free for members 9am-6pm The food Co-op is a source of cheap 0425 222 772 if puzzled. tasty organic food. Work in the Thoughtful Foods, Ultimate Frisbee co-operative and receive a discount! Behind the Roundhouse Eastern Suburbs League Behind the Roundhouse, near near Eats at the Round 7-9pm Eats at the Round Bring a few $$ for all the organic League tournament, come a join and ethical munchables purchased in or watch. All skill levels welcome. UNSW Poker League Village Green 4pm Table Tennis $35-members Hey guys, interested in playing poker? 11am-3pm $45-non-members Come along and join the poker club for Main Room, Roundhouse free games of poker! Earn points in our Free points system, and you’ll be on your way to winning our major prize! Membership Happy Hour entry fee only $5 for a whole year! 5–6pm Squarehouse 203 The happiest hour of the day! Free for members Roundhouse

Beergarden Band Beergarden DJ 5.30-6.30pm 4.30pm Enjoy some grooves in the Beergarden Roundhouse Roundhouse Beer Garden Free Free

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Blitz Magazine 13 Free MoneyMinded Workshops MONEY Presented by the Student Equity & Diversity Unit Workshop 1 Tuesday 1 May (Week 9) How to MATTERS S-T-R-E-T-C-H University students are under Workshop 1, “How to Stretch Your Your Money! increasing financial pressure. Apart Money!” will explore your attitudes from the direct costs of study, such to money and the psychology of This workshop will explore attitudes to as tuition fees and text books, there your spending habits. Workshop money, spending leaks and money plans are a stack of other expenses that 2, “Champagne Tastes on a students face everyday. Photocopy Beer Budget”, will explore the cards probably chew up a fair bit traps and pitfalls associated Workshop 2 Tuesday 8 May (Week 10) of your spare cash and transport with credit, debt and contracts costs are unavoidable. But there are and look at a realistic budget for Champagne Tastes also lots of smaller expenses, such someone on a student income. as internet access, that place extra on a Beer Budget! financial pressure on you. Getting a grip on your money and improving your financial literacy will This workshop will help you to under- Some of the things that we take for probably be the smartest thing you granted, such as mobile phones, can do all year. stand the ins & outs of credit, debt & get us into serious financial hot water. contracts Having the convenience of a mobile It is recommended that you attend both workshops to get the maximum phone is great, but there are a lot of Time & Location for both workshops nasty phone contracts just waiting to benefit from the information being catch a poor unsuspecting student. presented. 1pm to 2pm Once you’ve signed on, it can be very Both workshops are free to UNSW Room 203, Law Building (F8) difficult to get out of a contract. students and places are limited. Register via email to To help students get a better grip To register, please send an email to on their finances, the Student Equity [email protected] [email protected] and Diversity Unit is running two free or telephone 9385 4734. or call 02 9385 4734 MoneyMinded workshops.

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George Williams is the Professor and Director of the Gilbert + Tobin Centre of Public Law in the UNSW Faculty of Law. He has worked at 11 overseas universities and institutions including, Columbia University , NYU and at University College in London. He is also the author of 11 books. Ana Gacis sat down with Dr. Williams to discuss the state of public law in .

You are constantly What challenges did you I love to communicate with people Why do you want to commenting on issues in all face in trying to achieve in a way that changes peoples’ be involved in the the major newspapers, what your goals? thinking and opens their minds to political debate? motivates to you enter the the possibilities of a better legal public debate? As a student [being a barrister] was system. The case for change is often I’m interested in better protection for what I always wanted to do. The main compelling if it’s put simply and human rights, improving education, I just started at ANU as an academic issue I found with that was the closer directly. We have a very old legal particularly university funding, in 1995; I saw my role as not being I got the more I discovered was that system that’s often quite creaky and and finally improving the quality of limited to people in the classroom. If I didn’t want to do it full-time. The needs to be changed. I think if you education. I also want to reform you look at the levels of knowledge biggest barrier I faced was that I take the time to listen to people and government, I think that the way we in the broader community, [public was uncomfortable working within also talk to people- it’s rare to find are governed needs to be changed, ignorance] struck me as a real the legal system. I could so clearly people who can’t see the possibility and its often not working very well problem, particularly when you’re see that a lot of the legal system was of some change. and none of that seems to be on the looking at the issues of democracy broken, and there was a big divide agenda. I’m interested in pushing for and citizenship. I always try to write between law and justice. That has Were you this idealistic all of those things. for a broader audience when I motivated me since to be involved in when you were young? contribute to those debates. law reform and debates about these issues. I’m not sure I could bring I’ve always felt this way. I suppose Do you ever feel myself to solely practice law when I’m interestingly, I’ve never lost the sense reluctant to comment on convinced that the system needs to that we could have a better system- controversial issues? be changed. and that is still worthwhile pursing. What’s changed with me is how we No. I only comment on issues that fall What do you find most should go about doing this, and the within my expertise, such as legal fulfilling about public law? need to be pragmatic about achieving issues to do with public law... I’m very it. Recognising what needs to be done careful to comment on the issues One of the things that I enjoy most now and what can be done later. and not on the personalities of those is putting forward a new idea … proposing the issues. I think if I did or opening people’s eyes to the that it would be going beyond my role possibility of reforming the system as an academic. to be more fair and more just. Sometimes it’s in the classroom, sometimes it’s in the media and sometimes before a judge in court. Blitz Magazine 15 clothing underneath what they take stamina which stars like Madonna, off, but what you take off, or leave Ricky Martin and J-Lo all rave on Pole on, depends entirely on the person. about; you’ll also improve your This revealing exercise is not for the concentration and creativity levels. faint hearted, but it definitely takes Dancing the aerobics class to a new level. If you stick at it long enough you can even try to attain that “perfect It’s raunchy and it’s controversial. It’s Classes are available in Sydney under state of consciousness” that all sexy and empowering. Pole dancing the name “Fit 2 Strip” at the Honey yoga disciplines strive for. Yoga is has expanded from the men’s clubs to Body Salon in North Sydney or your the perfect outlet for those who are the health clubs. It is now the choice nearest gym courageous enough to pressed for time to exercise. Even if of exercise for an increasing number hold classes. you don’t want to leave your room, of women, propelled by celebrities you can still practice your yoga. like Lucy Liu and Kate Hudson who Power Vinyasa yoga and Bikram Yoga recently installed poles in their own are the newest forms of yoga to hit homes to practice on. Apart from Dancing Sydney. They are practiced in over 30 allowing women to release all kinds If you’re keen on expressing your degree heated rooms, which is great of tension, pole dancing is also one of passions but aren’t too keen on for sweating out any internal tension the best ways to improve a woman’s shedding your clothes, (publicly at and toxins. Students from UNSW can upper body strength, an area that is least), then dancing may be what even attend a 10 week course at the generally weaker. Stephanie Kite of you’re looking for. Giving your booty Body Mind Life Yoga Studio in Surry Polestars Australia says that many a shake is one of the best ways of Hills at a discounted price. women can burn about 250 calories staying healthy. Belly dance, and per hour. “That’s equivalent to a good score great abs in the process. session at the gym.” Latin dance, and you’ll improve your posture, gain definition in your calves Pilates Contrary to popular belief, pole and thighs and carry a potent weapon dancing for recreation is about to use against your next conquest Finally, if you’re really lazy why not “being sensual, not slutty” according on Friday night’s dance floor. Belly, try an exercise that predominantly to actress Sheila Kelly who was one Ballroom, Funk and Latin dancing requires you to lie down on your of the original developers of pole classes are offered on campus back? Developed by Josef Pilates dancing as a popular form of exercise through the Sports Association. to help soldiers after World War I in the U.S. No men are allowed into Check out their website at http:// rehabilitate, pilates is a craze whose the classes, and women are taught to www.sport.unsw.edu.au and click on popularity hasn’t waned judging by treat the pole like a dancing partner the links to ‘recreational programs’. the fact that the Unigym offers this as they practice all sorts of poses class 6 out of 7 days a week. While and dances. Despite their shape or pilates will not help you lose weight, it size, many women leave feeling twice will “give you more of a holistic result as confident about their body. than most other exercises regimes”, Tai Chi says Rebecca Ibrahim, instructor and An Arc employee (who wishes to If you’re looking for a way to de- co-owner of Elix’r Mind, Body and remain unnamed) revealed what stress but aren’t keen on tangling Health Clubs. happened during a friend’s hen’s night your legs in an uncomfortable squat, at a Sydney pole dancing academy The next time you’re feeling a little maybe you should take a look at called “Bobbi’s.” She warns there bored with your exercise regime, or Tai Chi. This is a form of moving are mirrors everywhere, but after if you suddenly become motivated meditation, so you won’t have the a champagne she quickly got over to exercise at all, remember that temptation to fall asleep either. If you seeing herself from every angle, and there are plenty of different ways to stray over to the morning group in discovered a great way to flex her get your blood pumping. Just choose Central’s Belmore Park, the teacher muscles. “It took me a week to get whatever turns you on. will tell you to relax your muscles and over the burns on my hands from focus your balance. The repetitive gripping the pole, and the hen had shifting of your weight between burns along her inner thighs. It was your joints whilst focusing on your a lot of hard work, but heaps of fun,” breathing actually boosts your she says, “I certainly felt puffed internal circulation and reduces your afterwards.” So ladies, next time stress levels. The deceptive slow you’re looking to exercise outside of sway of the retirees who practice the square - perhaps look to the pole. Tai Chi all over the city’s parks, masks the literal meaning of Tai Chi: “supreme ultimate fist”. Yes, Tai Chi is Stripping actually a martial art - one just has to imagine how potent their movements for Health! would be in fast forward. “Cardio stripping” is a newer craze than pole dancing, and offers a Yoga more colourful alternative to the Although branded as “New Age,” yoga traditional step or dance class. has actually been in practice in India Popularised by Carmen Electra, for over 5000 years. Meaning “union” this class gives women the chance in Sanskrit, yoga focuses on uniting to do an aerobics class whilst being your mind, body and spirit through introduced to the art of strip tease. concentration and moving meditation. After a monotonous day at uni, this Unlike some forms of exercise which is a class where you learn to be “a are results-oriented, yoga is more of stripper for an hour” according to a process or journey. This is not to instructor David Doyle. Don’t be say that you won’t achieve anything fooled by the name - people aren’t by doing yoga. Apart from physical actually encouraged to go nude in benefits such as strengthening this class. Most people actually wear tone in your muscles, flexibility and

16 Blitz Magazine Exotic Exercise Alternative Ways of Getting Fit

Are you looking for fitness outside the square? Do you cringe at the thought or the cost of going to the gym? Pounding the pavement outside may be free, but is the part about “running” something you can’t stand the thought of? There are alternative ways to release all that pent-up tension acquired from staring at your incredibly dense textbooks for hours on end.

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Blitz Magazine 17 Music: Music: Documentary: Willy Mason LCD Soundsystem How William Shatner If the Ocean Gets Rough Sound of Silver Changed the World Thomas George Nikita Agzarian Carissa Simons

“If the Ocean Gets Rough”, is the Does this sound familiar? Bands that How William Shatner Changed How William Shatner Changed the second release from American folk can play real instruments decide to the World is a light-hearted look World does give some interesting singer Willy Mason. It follows his first mix their sound with some dance at how Star Trek fanatics, or insight into the technological release, “Where the Humans Eat”, beats. Of course it does, because in trekkies, have used the show as inventions which we all take for which was recorded live with his the last couple of months this is all inspiration to advance technology. granted today, whilst also throwing brother Sam. His music is very family we’ve heard: Bloc Party, The Rapture, The show is narrated by William in some trivia about the show itself orientated; he lists his parents (both Hot chip, Panic! At The Disco are just Shatner, who regularly inserts self- - such as how they made the sliding folk singers) as his main influences. some to name a few. So when I first deprecating comments about both doors work. Still, you could get the came to listen to LCD Soundsystem’s the documentary and himself into the same information from wikipedia Willy Mason prefers to record second album, “Sound of Silver”, I scripted commentary. without having to endure Shatner’s his music live with very few re- was expecting to hear much of the smarminess. recordings. In fact, never doing more same thing. Surprisingly, this is album The show interviews a variety of Star than three pre-recordings, it’s his is different enough to be a really cool Trek-obsessed scientists, inventors belief that it is the imperfections in record. and innovators who have gone one’s music that make it stand out. on to advance space exploration Considering that modern recording The first song “Get Innocuous” is at NASA, invent the cell phone, labels demand perfection, this very probably the weakest on the record. advance medical technology and interesting viewpoint for an artist. It’s a haunting, repetitive song – a patient treatment, and start the daring song to put as the opener. computer revolution. Most of these The CD starts off strong with catchy Track 2, “It’s time to get away”, is a interviews just result in some of the lyrics and great tunes. However, it funky, acid jazz inspired song that world’s most intelligent people being then seems to fade into innocuous makes you want to hit the dance floor. portrayed as obsessive dorks who sounds. After the first four tracks, Their first single, “North American don’t quite have a grasp on reality. the CD stopped vying for my attention Scum”, is faultless, the lyrics are and instead became part of the clever, the bass and drumbeats are After the show runs out of medical, background noise. Even given time, strong and the song sticks with you scientific and technological pioneers the later tracks haven’t really grown after a listen. willing to quote Star Trek on film, on me. the documentary turns to pulling The album wraps up by changing out archive footage, interviewing It seems Willy Mason had some tone, with “New York, I love you, Star Trek and Star Trek: The Next great songs ready for release, but but your bring me down.” In this Generation cast and crew members unfortunately then just filled the rest track, James Murphy [Lead singer about their experiences on the show. of the album with space. Though this of LCD Soundsystem] exposes release features some great tracks himself, stripping it down to piano It is at this point that How William such as “Save Myself” and “The and a slow beat, and then exploding Shatner Changed the World stops World that I Wanted”, the remainder with guitars and the end. This song being a documentary about people barely catches your attention. proves to those that ever doubted his who were young geeks in the 1960s songwriting that he knows his stuff. (or 1980s in the case of The Next This album would have worked much Generation fans), and became the better as a smaller EP release, While listening to this record I technological innovators of the 1970s, allowing Mason time to compile a couldn’t help but think how awesome 80s and 90s. Instead it relies on all better cross section of his work. Willy James Murphy’s record collection the nostalgia that archive footage has some great promise in him and is would be, he borrows sounds from from the show, clips from the various definitely someone you would want to everywhere, but yet somehow Star Trek films, and interviews with see live, having has toured the world manages to still be different. This is the cast members who used to be with the likes of Ben Kweller and a solid record – it flows well, is fun, heart-throbs, and is now reduced Radiohead. But unfortunately with “If energetic and a necessity before a to taking part in the cheesiest the Ocean Gets Rough”, this talent is night out. documentary ever made. Jonathan drowned in the innocuous space of Frakes, who played Commander his unpolished material. William T. Riker, even does his token interview in his pajamas whilst cleaning his teeth!

18 Blitz Magazine Bored in Week 9? Procrastinating? It began when a small group of Enjoy a good laugh? Want us to stop medicine students decided to put Kill Bulk Bill asking questions? on a comedy show. Today, over 100 Tuesday 1 - Friday 4 May students from a variety of faculties at Med Revue is back again this year UNSW volunteer their talent and time 7:45pm with a vengeance and is proud to in putting together a fantastic show. present Kill Bulk Bill; a show with Science Theatre a distinct lack of blood and horrific Always for a noble cause, each year Tickets are $10/$15 (or only murder (how unfortunate…). proceeds from the show go to a $8 for opening night!) and are charity. This year we are supporting Kill Bulk Bill is a sketch-comedy available at the Library Lawn CanTeen, an organisation that helps daily from 12-2pm or at based variety show with a sprinkling support teenagers living with cancer. of singing, dancing, videos and a live www.medrevue.unsw.edu.au. band – something that everyone can So come along and show your enjoy. support whilst laughing your Last year 2,000 people came, little head off your seats (as so this May be a part of the Med Revue has been running each metaphorically as possible). phenomenon that is Med year since 1975, making it UNSW’s Revue!

Med Review 2007 2007 Review Med Bill Bulk Kill longest running student production.

Blitz Magazine 19 The Indonesian Student Association (ISA) UNSW or Perhimpunan Pelajar Indonesia Australia (PPIA UNSW) proudly presents: IndonesianIndonesian

NightNight MarketMarketDave Javan Indonesian Night Market (INM) is an annual night market which brings Indonesian culture, traditional and modern Indonesian music and dance, and a variety of Indonesian foods to UNSW.

In 2006, the INM theme was High Even though the event is themed School Reunion, also known as around Bali, there will be a wide the Power of Putih Abu-abu. More variety of food from all different than 5000 people took part in the islands of Indonesia. Food varieties massive event from 5-10pm. This include real Indonesian Sate, Soto- year’s theme is Experiencing Bali soto, Nasi Goreng, Nasi Rames, in UNSW. As we know, Bali is one traditional cakes and many other of the most beautiful and famous culinary delights. The ISA stall will be islands in the world. In fact, Bali is so open all night and will sell the famous famous that some people mistake it Jagung Bakar, with a range of flavors for a country! Bali is known for the including sweet, sour and hot. soft sand on its beaches, the clear blue waves and the unforgettable traditional culture of Bali. However, not everyone has experienced the Indonesian Night magic of Bali. That’s why ISA will bring Bali to UNSW so that people can Market see and enjoy the Balinese culture without having to travel there. This Tuesday 1 May year, the INM will be even bigger than the previous INM, there will 5-9pm be more stalls, more music, more traditional dances and more games. Main Walkway (in front of Science Lawn)

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Blitz Magazine 21 Obtain Australian Professional Speakers UNSW Gridiron Club AGM Permanent Residency Toastmasters UNSW Social Gridiron is a club that Staff from the Department of Immigration Meeting and EGM organises weekly gridiron games (on or off will be on campus on Friday 6 July from Professional Speakers Toastmasters campus), as well as teaching newcomers 3-5pm to speak with international students Meeting and EGM; Speeches, Evaluations the basics of the game. Our games also on the various pathways to obtaining and afterwards. EGM for the purpose of have a more casual bent to them - so Australian Permanent Residency including affiliation with the Arc. To be held from they’re faster and a bit more fun. The changes to the skilled migration scheme. 6:30 - 9:00pm on Tuesday 24th April Quad Clubs AGM will be held in the Roundhouse’s To register, email ISS at international. room 1042. Wurth Room on the 2nd of May at 5:00pm. [email protected] All are welcome. Photo Shop Club AGM Play Soccer for the East Photo Shop Club First AGM Tuesday 1st MedSoc EGM Coast Challenge May Training Room 1 Blockhouse - Election Tuesday, May 15, 5:30pm. Guys and girls: interested in playing of Executives - Review of Arc Model John Dwyer Lecture Theatre, The Girl on the Bus soccer at the East Coast Challenge Constitution and Election of Club executive. Prince of Wales Hospital, She has a warm smile, long flowing hair, her (formerly known as Uni Games), July All Welcome! All Med students are invited. cheeks are beautifully sculpted powdery 1-4 in Sydney? Guys call Pat 0411 041 045 pink, her nose dainty. Whenever I see her New Club or email [email protected] I shrink, shrink to the size of an ant, my New Club AGM Tuesday 1st May Hutcheson to find out more. The Womens’ Super heart beats violently as I gasp inaudible Room (Roundhouse) 6:30pm- 8:00pm. Final League squad also still has vacancies for words that I only know say “I love you” decision made for Club name, Election experienced players. Training Tuesdays ...Bicycle for sale $80. 0425253136. of Executives, Review of Arc model and Thursdays, games on Sunday. constitution. All Welcome! Fantastic Theatre: The Girls call Alex on 0413 020 595 or email Festival of Light and Dark [email protected]. NUTS and Studio Four present “The Festival of Light and Dark”, two short plays by Bertolt Brecht and Woody Allen. Running from Tuesday - Saturday of Weeks 9 and To advertise your classified submit online via the arc website; www.arc.unsw.edu.au. Click on 10 in Studio 1, 8pm, this double bill is a mix the right hand “Blitz Magazine” link then “submit to Blitz”. Please supply the week you want the of the comic and tragic, the zany and the classified listed, not the week of the event under “nominate week”. Anonymous classifieds will sobering, the light and the dark. Don’t miss not be printed, please supply a contact phone number. The maximum word count is sixty words. out! Book now at www.nuts.org.au.

HealtHy Volunteers Wanted If you are fit, healthy and a non- smoker between 18 to 50 years and are interested in helping us with our medical research, please call us. you will be paid for your time and inconvenience. telephone: 1800 475 475 email: [email protected]

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22 Blitz Magazine Does fitter What’s your equal hotter? health tip?

Tiff Dave Erin Natalie 1) Oh Yeah! 1) I don’t know much about fitness, 1) Definitely, without question 1) No, there are different parts to not that familiar with the gym; so I being “Hot” and being fit is one part 2) Dance the night away call it James 2) A little bit of chocolate everyday 2) Eat whatever you want and be 2) Have more friends called James happy

Zinger Ed Chris Billy 1) Yes 1) No, I am hot as. 1) Yes, definitely 1) Yes in some cases, but if you get too fit, it might get a bit ugly 2) Lots and lots of good sex 2) Dance it off. Keep dancing. 2) Be happy 2) Water. Lots of it.

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