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The Port Weekly VOL. XIX.—No. 10 PORT WASHINGT ON, N. Y.. MARCH 5, 1943 FIVE CENTS

————— - In Farmim To Be Hen-Hop "Sairelball [laslf

T h PiRhijf -the {armn_laY)Q r wift"Tr!i*» its ^Y""Kin ifliiiiil'* ifted to M e in the the Farminedeae Agriûlti^rj^l Col 'ffort to coincid win*' of last year's stars lege t^" l^=>rn""?>^^ haQir. thing.. ross Drive. This dance"wall be about farming^ but this year thej benefit for this worthy cause. will again be on hand, promising will not be alone, for the girls This will be a Hen Hop, although another great spectacle. The too, are going to learn how to til joth stags an(^h^ns, .^jjlîja g^^'iffiîo'^.P^ greatly en- a spade and miik a cow. tted. This for' m was decide'' '""d^ joyed by all who attended. The contingent will leave Por lecause—see in as how the gals The program will consist of two Washington on April 25. Thei re more forward thjgn. tttig-ever basketball gam«ft, "Wna or two box- training period is ten days an( diminishing boys—we'll make ing duals, and a wrestling they learn a little bit about every more money. The prices are 50c thing. They hoe, plow, milk, lean a couple; 7.5c stapr or hen. ^jii about farm machinery and how td Sculptor to Model The servfces of Mrs. Richard t will bring a use it, feeding the livestock, drivJ Wagner, well-known square dance highly touchedseSonS'team, which ing horses attached to wagons andj caller, have been obtained for a has won ten of thirteen starts, all the other jobs that are in- In Assembly period during the evening, with against an undefeated Fratry bas- cluded i^ltdMmimmmmmm^ | Mr. Dye'afr'ttHP'piaBO; aHtTMSi-iiyif ketljal*-,-teanu- The Fratry has b£en practicing in the gym during These boys won't be accomp^ Actual sculpture before the au- Joam on tlê.fiddle. the last week and is confident of lished workers when their ten dience will be the novel program Ed Denzel's band has volun- keeping their perfect record. days are up and no one expects presented on March 10, at 11:00, teered to play, and the vie will them to be, but they will have the by Doris Eaton Mason. She supply hot licks while the band is At the half there will be a basic knowledge and that's a goodi ease. , three round boxing match. The start. Many of them will work on lileted works and. sets them up / sluggers haven't as yet been se- farms this Summer and there they the platform, but the high spot i lected, from the eight entries. This will receive more valuable exper;' her modeling of someone chosen lânization ill beôHowed "by the conclusion ence while helping the war effort^ from the audience at the moment, f î^j^jî if the Fratry bask* ;ball game. or ey The girl's group has not set a As the program begins, the ^^pi^ thfTTciubwilf furnis Hill To Shov Judo date as yet but a good crowd is work pedestal shows a clay por- posters, the O. G. A. will take cat Between games K ler Hill, who expected. They will learn ai- trait of someone chosen from the i f has been taking les ons in judo, proximately the same things audience. As Mrs. Mason makes ;lean up.'' eighing 186 lbs., wi: try to break the boys. They may not do the her opening remarks, she cuis So all come—have fun—ani necrushes Drake' undefeated harder m 111 ll «Kut t; ; ^way with a sharp tool the fe-*-fcefp" the Red Cross, too. :ord. Drake weig in at 168. jobs that they learn are as inte tures of this head so that the con- lis fight will be a c ntinuance of esting and will prove as help; :1 ventional outline of a skull : - long feud that sta ted in their to the government as the jobs '• u mains. Then she starts build i : Circle Initiates lophomore year ovei a girl from boys will do. on that the features of the n. . anhasset. Drake Jnight have ly chosen model, and confine - een beaten last yea: but for the until it is a completed work 20 New Members [act that Hill's pants ere rather Red Domino Chooses art. se. Even though ill is re- She discusses, as she worVs.! rted to be musc^ bound, he modeling and casting methods, ruui On Tuesday, March 2, the Cir- aims the victory is is without (I Spring Production shows examples of molds, cast.«-,^ cle Chapter of The National Hon- ubt. I and carved work. The sculptor't. nor Society bestowed the honor The boys program 11 conclude Final negotiations have be. , tools and armatures (underpin- of membership on the following: th the main event he Varsity carried out with the producev Ining of the building of a statue or Reynolds Drake, Maryanna Ol- lam vs. the team o1 [the teach- of "The Man Who Came to Din- 3ust) are shown and explained. szewski, Robert Bade, WUliam if they have reci ered from ner" and at last, one may be sur^! she tells how to make them- Peper, Ruth Lee Seaman, Irene st year. This pro ses to be that h^mMmmimtmmm Spring-' '^^^^ carvings, Loupes, Robert Wick, Carolyn! th exciting and am ing if the production of Red Domino. Th'n- , -•^'•tmmmi^mmiam^^^glmM ' Rogers, Edward Parmalee, Mar- lachers will parficip; j guerite Rankin, Joan Borer, Lois means that the Port Washington i Kj p g d MoP© Bov* The interest is a ieek from Senior High School will be tho | \. ivi u\jy { Baker, Robert Parkes, Graeme •iday at 2:30. TickKs may be \ first high school to present it ir. ;'As SpottePS t Zimmer, Patricia St. Clair, George irchased for 10c at 1^ entrance the entire country. I Younger, Patricia Sheehan, and the gym. A good ^ne is gua- "Doc" has set tryouts beginn:^^ The response to the appeg :o| David Haggerty. teed. the week of March 29, and on IV; . i.lunteers for the Aircraft V rn^ The traditional candlelight cere- 15, you will see it completed ' : Service has been consi'd. !>ly mony was held in Miss Green' packed with laughs. er this week, room, and after all certificates o (Art Club Ini-Ba+es Royalties are higher than us .'.'e now have the followin membership were presented, th ^ N e w M e m >ers but only because more profits.- o I rits, all new-comers, reg'i members, both old and new, e expected. So, keep May 15, 19 ^> ith us: joyed the traditional game .t the Art Club neeting on open on jour date book, be si: Mary Aspinwall, Peggy oe. "brain-fever"—an old Circle jursday, the 25th, or half of the your G. O. ticket has been p;: " 'Iward Moshier, Hudson tom. Refreshments, supplied nfcv membel^yere in iated. for, and we'll see you at the Sen: -md, Patricia Owens, B; i jai the initiates, were served despi re: Joan Evl^t D< ore||j^Hnth, High School Auditorium at S.M MacFarran, Wanda Lisiecki, We the rationing, and the meeti Dfc-is Baum, Tre^Bi gipson, and p. m. •u'ly! rniTv' hoys. • • was closed at 10:00 p.m. phanie Malevitch.""

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lie THE PORT W EEK LY

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Ted Parmelee and Graeme Zimmer Co-E^ltprs-in-Chief EDITORIAL BOAKD V, - - i « Associate Editors Roy Larsen, William Peper, Marilyn Baum News Editor Dorothy Fisher Feature Editor Pat Sheehan Ctipy Desk Editors Cici Marzo, Helen McWilliam Advertising Managers Bunty Hegarty, Nancy Gaignet Advertising Staif Barbara Goodwin^ Edwin Wallace Business Editor • Mary Hoban Music Editor Jackie Fenton Cy Staff Joan Coffman, Doris Baum, Helen Claire Schneeloch ' By ~M«np{ELEN BRODIE Lynn Loeser. Feature Staff Reamary Chase, Cynthia Wick News Staff—Carolyn Rogers, Joan Evans, Mary Nolan. Concetta D'Agustino, Mary Jane Chessa, Carol Colling, Loretta Cappy, Dick Clark, Dorothea Farrelly. P a t Chess Doesn't Need mat's Cookin Dickinson, Rose Monrione, Connie Campbell, Marie McQueen, Edward An- dreassen Barbara Lowe, Lois Mueller, "Babe" Imperial. Wanda Li§iecki. Girls' Sports Editor ...I. Carol Neumann Boys' Sports Editor ..Salvatore Sorice Exchange Editor Mary Aspinwall Les Keates and Marion Ogle- Circulation Manager Billy Campbell thdtpe blissfully dueling. . , . Sam Faculty Adviser Charles Kezar Finlay and Bob Fueschel, a grue- "Chess, you want me to play some twosome . . . Paul Williams Vol. XIX . —No. 10 March 5. 1943 chess? No sir! You need too and Lois Lauda at the "pitcha" much brain food for that stuff. show . . . Pete Fraser wearing I'd rather grow a, beard doing i4dvfce fo Students those super-duper suspenders . . . something interesting." Mrs. Johnson, popular History teacher, has received sev- Something new, Jolene Head and This is the average sentiment Roy Schauer . . . Carol O'Brien eral letters from ex-students now i n the service of their of the students who don't know and Bob Gunther . . . Barbara country. how to p l a y chess. To them, play- Somerville and Bruce Frost . . . ing chess is strictly intellectual; Walter Maynard writes that the Navy life is fine and he's Betty Richie and Pete Withers . . . but, on the contrary, chess is a enjoving himself. He asked for a l l his classmates and sends Lois Meuller and Sub Allington. game requiring not intelligence . . . 'Cuddles" Ehnat and Dick this Mord of advice: stay in school and get your diploma. but a little foresight. Clark . . . Mary Richards and Jim This is important and your chance of getting advancement To play the game_ it is only Ford. . . in the armed forces is improved by a diploma. necessary to know five types of Jessie Pearson and Dick Crowell Anthony Picardi writes that he is enjoying his life in men, excluding the king, and just had a gay time at the Ice Show... a few simple rules. Following in the Army Air Force but he too says that we who are still Pat St. Clair cavorted at the the order of their potential Merchant Marine Dance Satur- in school are the l u c k i e s t and that we should take full a d - strength, the pieces are namely: day night . . .Dave Haggerty has vantage of the opportunities it offers. the queen, two castles, two bish- received numerous wounds, while Alec Kowalski, who i s up in the Boston Navy Yard ops, two knights, eight pawns, and wielding a safety pin on the the king to whom no value is waiting to go on a sub-chaser, tells that all is fine with him three-cornered pants. He is now given. and the life of a gob is a good one. Alec wrote at great an A-1 nursemaid. . . . Pawns are moved directly Jimmy Thompson and his wild length about the importance of finishing high school. A n d ahead, having a choice of one or courtship in Great Neck movies, these boys should know. They are seeing life and they know- two spaces on their first move. with an unknown blonde cheer- Each successive move can only be that the c o u n t r y that they are fighting for will be ap, even leader—unknown to him. A cer- one square ahead. A pawn can greater one if its people are educated. tain superior femme, who thinks only capture a piece diagonally she is the essence of purity and and therefore it threatens only Sf. Patrick Irish? who disapproves of everyone in Wos two squares at a time. Every country has its saint. The English call St. George general, had better come down to The knight moves are hardest to earth . . . Who was the wise guy their patron saint, but t h e saint that is dearest to all the visualize as they aren't vertical, who donated "Peter Rabbit" to Irish is, of course, St. Patrick. St. Patty was well known b e - horizontal, or diagonally. They the Victory Book Drive? move one space diagonally in any cause he tried to teach the Irish Christianity. It is believed I t is reported that Graeme Zim- direction and from that square to that St. Patrick was not originally Irish but came from an- mer will be back soon . . . By the any space adjjacent to i t and n o t way, the answer to last week's other part of Britain when he w a s captured and sent to Ire- bordering the original one. Thus it "Who Is It" was Connie Camp- land. He was later freed but came back to Ireland because moves from red to black, and black bell . . . Beansy Dean and "Ja- to red, threatening only the he liked the Irish people. St. Patrick was also known for maica" are wearing a path to squares where it finally comes to driving the snakes out o f Ireland. Joanie Evans' house . . . Mr. Jun- rest. The Irish people would be willing to give up a good ker is emphatically denying that A bishop is m o v e d on a diagonal his son's name is George Wash- many things before they would give up the celebration of i n any direction, staying on its ington Junker . . . Bob Aitken St. Patrick's Day. original color always, while a claims that he is off girls—or castle moves horizontally or ver- maybe it's vice versa. Wanted: Farmers tically. A. queen which is the Ashes to ashes, dust to dust; Calling all you husky boys and girls!! Here's a way that strongest piece, can move either I f love don't impress her, then like F. bishop or like a castle on you can be patriotic and help yourself at the same time. It's money must. each of its moves. These pieces a bargain! You have a special invitation to go out to Farm- are limited in t h e i r scope only by taken off its square, while the ingdale and learn about the general factors of farming. So the board and i t s pieces, for no capturing piece replaces it there. this summer, since none of us will be able to g o on trips, you man .:!xcept the k n i g h t can jump I f a king is so threatened with can have a healthy, educational, and useful job. Our coun- over another piece. The king, capture, the player threatening i t which is n o t considered as a piece, try wants food and we want something to do this summer. must warn his opponent by say- can move one speed in any direc- ing, "check" and the king must be The solution—you help the farmers and t h e y ' l l feed the tion. moved from that square or the nation. How about it? When a piece is captured, it is check on his king removed. March 5. 1943 THE PORT WEEKLY Page Three

Band Concert to Be "THE COURAGE AND THE PLAHER (HAnER GLORY" John L. Flaherty. . By "BABE" IMPERIAL and B y RAEMARY CHASE f ridavr April 9 This book will be e n j o y e d by a l l JII^MP: BKALLA : who read it. I t i s a b o u t the heroes QUESTION: What is y o u r idea of • The band concert is t o b e held Last week, eight'new sides came an ideal date? of the p r e s e n t war s u c h as Colin at 8:30, Friday night, April 9th.' out, quite a few c o n s i d e r i n g the Kelly, etc. Jolene Head—Ray Schauer. This is the only concert to be held record ban. Best'seller of the lot during the year and it i s expected will be ''Murder, He Says," by Jimmy Wooley — A brunette "MacARTHUR OF BATAAN," to be a great success. Jimmie Dorsey. Featuring a, nice beauty from jGreat Neck. "Solid," Helen 7îco\y. Mr. Christopher, the director, Helen O'Connell vocal, plus some he says. (Hey, what's wrong with This is a little of the b a c k - has been rehearsing the b a n d con- good Jimmy Dorsey clary, it will Port?) ground of MacArthur but niain- tinually for several months and be a sure Jtrtie-Box' hit. Flipover they are t h o r o u g h l y prepared. is "Let's Get L o s t , " with a smooth Gloria Lindgren—A tall, dark l y about his b a t t l e of B a t a a n . The program is not definitely Bob Eberly vocal. and beautiful boy w h o s k a t e s and For boys especially I would decided but here are some of the Our chief gripe aboijtth'e Teddy is in the skttroops now. recommend: selections to b e p l a y e d : "My He-Powell band is i t s l a c k of a n y de- Mary Helen Brodie — A boy "FAMOUS AMERICAN ATH- ro," "Manana," "Lady of Spain," finite style. No band can get very "Strato Swing," "Come Sweet far, no matter-how good it is with- taller than myself with a'seriSe o f j LETES," Kaese. Death!' "Fantasy Ballet," and a out any c h a r a c t e r i s t i c s to make it For girls I would recommend: humor and, o f course, ldo\able. few others. Several solos will be easily recognizable. The Powell (Tennessee.) "BIG DOC'S GIRL," Medearis. played by members of the band outfit has f a l l e n behind such c o m and possibly by some of t h e Bruce Frost—A girl that does HISTORICAL NOVELS bands as Kaye, Martin, Jurgens, alumni. etc., in a l l popularity polls in spite not drink or smoke. The library has j u s t received a The admission will be free to of the consistently good stuff they collection of historical novels that Bob Fueschel—Five or six Man- all those with G. O.'s a n d $.55 f o r have produced. Ditto is true o f everyone will enjoy. They a r e : hasset cheei leaders. (What—:?) others. Les Brown and Tony Pastor. "THE DAY MUST DAWN," * • • Powell again puts out something TurnbulJ. worthwhile in "Murder, He Says" AIN'T IT T H E TRUTH (American Revolution.) Clio Initiates 7 and "Let's Get Lost," both with swell Peggy Mann vocals. Beneath the moon he told his love, "DRUMS OF MORNING," The color left her cheeks. Stern. On February 24 But on the shoulder of his coat i (Civil W a r . ) It plainly showed for wee\s. "THE GAY G A L L A R D , " Irwin. The meeting of the Clio on * * * (Mary, Queen of Scots.) Jimmy Dorsey Decca (53c) Wednesday, Feb. 24, w a s devoted BEST OF T H E H ' E E K DEPT. These are only samples of the Murder, He Says S+, S-hH to initiations. Song of the w e e k — " I t Started Let's Get Lost S+, S+ new books. There is a book for The following people were ad- All Over Again." Teddy Powell Victor (53c) every taste. mitted: Loretta Cappy, Ted Par- Record of the week—"Murder, Murder, He S a y s S-I-, S malee, David Haggerty, Ned Bul- He Says," Helen O'Connel. Let's Get Lost S-I-, S 4 - lis, John Hostage. Mary Jane Movie of t h e week—"The Mean- First Rating is t h e m u s i c a l rat- Smith, and M a r y Allen. est Man i n the W o r l d " —Jack ing; second rating is t h e commer- They were called upon to give Benny. cial rating. short talks on various topics as- Joke of the week—"Ah," said Also Recommended signed by the initiation commit- the customs officer, finding a bot- Artie Shaw Victor (53c) The O. G . A . m e e t i n g this week tee headed by Peter Moore a n d tle of White Horse. "I thought Two Blues in One. you said only old c l o t h e s in that was a business meeting, mainly John Vandervort. Billy Peper for the benefit of the n e w mem- Dinah Shore Victor (53c) trunk." "Aye, that's my night- gave a report on our t r i p which bers. is to be some time in A p r i l . From Murder, He Says. cap." Penn Station we w i l l go t o Grand Give Me Something to Remember Song of the Weary Usher- The constitution of t h e club w a s discussed with the old members Central Station and t h e n to the You by. "Aisle C You i n M y Dreams." explaining to t h e new members the Museum of Science and Industry. purpose of the club and i t s r u l e s . After this we w i l l take a bus t o Names of those who wanted New York University and finally PORT PROFILE club pins were taken^ and thebac k to T i m e s Square in t i m e for money for t h e p i n s is t o be given the 2:40 performance of " T h e Pat- "Soot" Sorice joined this topsy to Antoinette Sorice. riot." The Traffic Squad is composed turvy world in 1926. His family The president of the c l u b asked oooooooooooooooooooooooo of the people who keep our school gave him t h e name of Salvador if any o f the members had a hid- in order. It is under the super- Sorice, but i t was shortened to den talent for s o n g writing, and i f vision of Mr. Brown, who has "Soot." It didn't take the school so, they should try t o write the One mahogany dining room set been very active in promoting t h e long to see that he was "Thworde s to f i t the O. G. A . , and they success of the squad. Every traffic with credenza and six ladder- Eighth Wonder." He excels in could be p u t to t h e tune of a p o p u - •officer, when signing up for the any subject he takes, especially lar song. back chairs. Will pay good squad, fills out the following math! This red-headed whiz keeps After discussing each of the price. Make all replies to Box pledge: up on the battles by studying above mentioned topics, the meet- A , care of Port Weekly. OATH OF O F F I C E maps. He is interested in allin g was adjourned by the presi- I promise that I oocxxxxxxxxxxx>oooooooooo will perform the duties of Traffic Squad sports, especially basketball^ in dent, Claire Gibson. Officer to the b e s t of my ability; that which he i s o n t h e J u n i o r Varsity. I will recognize the authority of t h e Officers placed over me: t h a t I will con- "Soot" is one o f the many Yankee sider the authority invested in me a trust bestowed on me b y t h e A d m i n i s t r a - fans and sees about ten o f their tion of the S c h o o l and t h e F a c u l t y , a n d games a year. He admits that he I n a few days the c h e s s club will begin a t o u r n a m e n t i n will, at a l l t i m e s , endeavor to fulfill that trust. enjoys modern music but i s not which all m e m b e r s will participate. We are planning this I agree and promise to abide by all too keen on it. the rules and r e g u l a t i o n s of t h e s c h o o l a t month a simultaneous journey in w h i c h one member will all times and w i l l do a l l i n m y p o w e r to "Soot" is o n e o f the m a n y "ac- see that all r u l M and r e g u l a t i o n s are en- play all p e r s o n s , bringing a chess set t o school, at the forced. celerates" and intends to go to I agree to w e a r my badge of authority Michigan University when he same time. Many other interesting plans have been con- a t all times while in s c h o o l , and will r e - turn it t o t h e s q u a d advisor at a n y time graduates from high school to sidered to s u p p l e m e n t the e n j o y m e n t already derived from i t is desired. study civil engineering. To his just playing the game, so w hy don't you j o i n now and The traffic officer, after signing great joy, he is going to room share in t h e fun. this, must carry out his pledge t o with Dave Haggerty while there. the best of h i s ability. UDE LINES - BY LINES G. 0. to Find Stamp GIRLS' SPORTS "Janle" Hit Offers B y "SOOT" SORICE Dance Answers B y CAROL NEUMANN Reduced Rates You didn't happen to see the The high school basketball con- girls basketball game last Wednes- cluded a successful carapaig;n last Brock Pemberton, in an effort This week the G . O. has been day at M a n h a s s e t , did you? Well, Friday night with a thrilling; vic- conducting a query which orig- I hope not, because I am a f r a i d t o acquaint high school, prep tory over Manhasset. Despite the inated at the home room meeting the girls did not make a very good school and college students with individual brilliance of E r n i e Han- Monday. An effort to find the showing. We lost; The score was the theatre is offering a special sen, who tossed up 16 points, Man- 20 to 2 2 i n M a n h a s s e t (at least i t cause of the decrease in w a r rate to school theatre parties for hasset proved no match for our was close). stamp sales and t o find ways of "Janie" his n e w e s t comedy hit at progressive five. Bob Mitchell I n the last few minutes of play, revitalizing it, is the p r i m e pur- the Playhouse. paced the Blue and White's offen- the first team consisting of Connie pose. Stamps sales which rose to sive with seven points. Harry and Billie Campbell, Rubina Life magazine called "Janie" a about $60 per week in January Goldscher, Bob Aitken, and "Zeke" Natale, Jackie Fenton, Marilyn hit because it is "gay a n d heart Zwerlin netted six each. have fallen to $30 per week in Glaser, and D o t F a r r e l l y made a warming." Burton Rascoe said. February. spectacular return and managed " I enjoyed every minute of it." The victory over Manhasset t o make the g a m e interesting. Another purpose of Monday's gave Port a third place tie with The Herald Tribune's Howard meeting was an open discussion The second team and subs con- Garden City, in as much as the Barnes called it "electric with ex- of afternoon dances. The G. O. sisting of Mary Jôlan, Clair Gib- Cherry-valley lads upset unde- citement." would like to organize this on a feated Glen Cove last Friday son. Betty and foe Antonelh', Car- regular bi-weekly or monthly "Janie" is the s t o r y of a small night. Despite the loss. Glen Cove ol 'Xleicmann, Kate McKenna and basis and would like some con- town girl who m u c h agamst her retained the league championship. June Miller, Lois Mueller, Bar- structious criticism on those of father's will gives a party for the bara Goodwin ,Inger Molmen and Coach Costello was on hand last the past so that future dances soldiers. The complications that may be made more enjoyable. MadelineSchaad, also lost to Man- Friday night to see his boys in ac- ensue make it o n e o f the grandest These suggestions we thorough- hasset by 15 to 1.1. We all hope tion. As usual coach did a very comedies on Broadway. Heading l y discussed in a council meeting that when the return game is the cast is y o u n g Wwen Anderson good job this year and he was Tuesday but the m a t t e r was not staged at Port we can maJê a bet- very efficiently replaced by Coach considered closed. whose work has resulted in in- ter showing. Seeher when he became ill. De- March 15 is dead line for G . O. numerable offerings from movie ticket payments. There has been a rumor that a companies. Linda Watkins, Betty cided improvement in team play game between the teachers a n d Brecumridge, Hare Foley, Her- was noticeable as the .season pro-' students is In the making. All w e bert Evers, Frank Latimore, How- gressed. need is a few more teachers, b e - HAPPY DAZE ard St. J o h n and Grant Mills are cause so far only Miss "Flash" This year, the team possessed only a few of the supporting play- B y LANCELOT LOVELACE Jenkins and Miss Procelli are the no Jessen, Miglelietta, or Morrison. only contestants. If any other ers. Bob Aitken, the c a p t a i n , led theLove is in bloom all over the teachers are interested in partici- Mr. Pemberton's unusual offer team to several victories. place. pating (or getting a work-out) in applies to groups of 50 or more Patsy Indence and "Zeke" Zwer- For a good example, ta\e my face! basketball, we w o u l d love to have who can have a substantial reduc- them. lein also deserve much credit for The moronic expression you'll tion. Get t o g e t h e r with your fel- their splendid efforts. Pat was The delicate femmes had their low club members or your teach- notice there the team's high scorer for t h e pictures taken for the "Port ers and arrange a party for "Pa- Is caused by a certain maiden fair. year and Zeke followed. The "un- Light." The c a m e ra was left in nic." You c a n call Thomas Kil- sung heroes" Goldsher, Zeidel and She's a soUd \eg of T. T., one piece, so t h e y can't be too bad patrick at Longacre 5-0550 for Mitchell performed excellently, And she certainly exploded inside i n their gym suits (or can they?). j m o r e details. also. They set up many plays of me. which resulted in our scoring. Be- I haven't been quite right ever sides these, the other reserves also since that certain day. deserve much mention. When she happened to glance at The junior Varsity also con- me in that certain way. POPULAR RECORDS cluded a very successful season. I \new right then and there that After Captain Walter Zebrows\i love had bitten me. left for the armed forces, Ted And what the results have been Parmelee stepped into his shoes yon can easily see! and paced the team to ten vic- I've been wandering around in a tories in thirteen starts. Billy happy daze. Brunolla. Phil J<[ e I s o n , Amato And my mind is fogged by a slug- Contino, Fran\ Carey, Gus Bol- gish haze. ton and Soot Sorice were instru- But I'm quite happy as you can mental in welding the squad into see. BJSFORE MNDUCTMON, ^ a real winner. Fran\ Carey, pos- Happy in love. Oh Golly Gee.'.' sessor of a tric\y hoo\ shot, led But all good things will come to the scorers with seventy points. pass. As probably ii;i!l this sweet young lass.

We Phone or — 9 a . m Pay up y o u r G. O. b y March 15, PATROni'Z^E o r you shall be out of luck, for iilTROPOLITAIi your G. O. will be discontinued. I f you don't have a G. O . you may 111 MAIN STREET purchase the Port Light for $1.50. S,UQK