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Non-profit Org. FREE U.S. Po>tage PaJd FRIDAY Newark, DE Volume 122, Numher 27 250 Student Center, University of Delaware, Newark, DE 19716 Perrm1 No. 26 January 12, 1996 Snow! (In case someone may have missed it) Nearly two feet of Local it force university to close for only sorority second time in probed recent memory BY JESSIE GOLD Swfl Rcportn for hazing The Blizzard o f '96, the largest snowstorm to hit 1he East Coast in half of a century, brought allegation Wilmington 22 inches and broke the c ity's J a nuary 1922 24-hour snowfall record and even tied the BY VANESSA ROTHSCHILD all-time national 24-hour snowfall SiliJr?m ,1fjmn Fdaor record set back in December 1909. Lambda Kappa Beta. the univer ity' o nl y local sorority. is being investigated by the Dean of Blizzard of '96 tudent\ Office and Public Safety See related stories on snow for alleoed ha7ing incident'>. Dean of clean up and dining hall Studenl~ Timoth y F. Brooks said . problems. page A4 The investigation began the third week of November. Brooks said. after two sorority sisters reported the But for university students and alleged haLing. \~hich do not involve staff, perhaps the most significant any injuries. occurrence of all was the c losing of University Police Lt. Joe l Ivory. the university. While notorious for who is investigating the reported rema ining ope n in all sorts of incidents. refused to comment while inc lement weather (the university the case is pending judicial action. has closed onl y one other time in the Stephanie Strajcher. a j unior and past seven years), the univers ity former sister of Lambda Kappa Beta. canceled classes and c losed its reported the alleged hazing incidents o ffices for not only o ne, but two to Brooks after what she described as days. On Monday and Tuesday, the a hasty dismissal from the sorority in university shut down both its November. Wilmington and Newark campuses. 5trajcher was not told why she Before the university affirms a was dismissed from the sorority. snowfa ll -related closing, many "but it happened right alter I warned fact ors are taken into considerati on, pledges about hazing;· she said . and several offices are contacted. Another sister. who did not want M ax ine Co lm , vice president of to usc her name because of previous Employee Relations, and David harassment. including finding her Ho llowell, senior vice president, tire s las hed . also made hazing collaborate in the decision-making allt:gations after be1ng dismissed process and ultimately arc the ones from the ·o rority. wh o decide whether to close. "The hazing was out of control," The university shut down for one Strajcher said. '·Eventuall y. someone THE REVIEW I Jo h Wnhers day during the Blizzard of '93 due would have be n hurt'' DON'T LET GO! Two students take advantage of cancelled classes Thesday to enjoy the January weather and gei in some to icy road conditio ns, and final s Strajcher repo rted the foll owin g freeloading fun on East Cleveland Avenue by grabbing hold of the back of a moving 4x4, More snow coverage on page A4. were postponed during last year's pledge rituals and hazing practice, tv Winter Session. Brooks: blindfo !ding and abducting Consultation with Public Safety pledge ; forced consumption of food also plays a considerable role in the .and drinks. in cl uding a c hocolat e deci sion to c Jo,e school. Public covered onion; and '·a lot of mind 1 Safe t y alert~ C o lm ahout th I Newark businesses battle the blizzard games." conditi o n of campus walkways, Dyan Gardi ne r. a seni o r an d BY DAN STEINBERG The repercussions of the blizzard were felt at Cheung, a No. I employee. parking lo ts and nearby roadways. president of Lambda Kappa Beta, New., Ft'Wures Ediror Using this informati on. Calm judges •denied the hazing allegations. :other local businesses as well. Ganello's Pi zza also managed to stay open for Sunday's s torm sh ut down the fede ral how feasi ble travel into and around • ·· we don' t haze at Lamda Kappa The Acme Market on Elkton Road, which on much of the J ay on Sunday, until food shortages government. Ditto for airports in Boston. New the univer ity will be. ; Beta ... Gardine r ~-:t id . adding th at Monday ceased its 24-hour weekday operations for and worsening weather conditions finall y shut down York . Philadelphia. Baltimore and Washington. During the bli zzard , public these c h arges were not of a ny the first time in years. closed down for a different the business at 6 p.m. Even the U.S. Postal Service, despite its '·neither trans portation was shut down. It was concern to her or the sorority. "The reason than Wawa. " It started getting really horrible out there, so I rain nor snow nor g loom of night'' pledge, was presumed by the university that it charges will be dropped." ·· we just ran out of employees for work,'' said was actually happy when they said 'OK. we're forced to stop deliveries to millions of Americans. co nditi o ns were too unsafe for Gardiner also said Strajcher tore manage r Jo hn Do nahue. '·The company done ,"' said junior Dan Schillace, a delivery person But a short trip down Elkton Road wa all that public transpo rtation to run. the "disaffi liated her e lf'' from the dec ided that when you run out of employees, you at Ganell o's. wa~ truly needed to under tand the magnitude of the conditions were al o too un afe for sorority and wa nor kicked out and shut down." Still , there were some m ajor be nefits to Bli zzard of '96. The 7-Eleven, that eemingly motorist to drive. the other s ister· di s mi ssal " had Some businesses, however, could not be stopped delivering food during a massive snowstorm: indestructible mini-mart of 24-hour fame. was by the biggest 2-f-hour s nowfall in Delaware's Schillace racked up $50 in tips in j ust three hours of In New York City, whose 20 nothing to do with ha1ing; it was a inches of s now caused the first sorority decision ... closed from 3 p.m. Sunday until 6 a.m. Monday. history . No. I Chine e Restaurant stayed open work. Anoth er 24-hour Newark mini-mart. the Wawa on s hutdown of its public chool But Strajcher said: " Lamda Kappa during all of its nom1al hours Sunday and Monday. "Everyone was like, 'Oh th ank you, there 's Route 4. shut down Sunday ni ght at II and didn' t system in more than 18 year , not Beta is not a sorority to me. It is an transporting food to snowed-in customers via a pair nothing else open, this is great,''' Schill ace recalled. reopen until 7 the following morning. o nly was bu service c losed, but organization based on intimidation. of four-wheel-drive cars. Several stores that stayed closed Sunday were ··we didn't want anybody getting stuck here, .. pri vately operated vehicles were not threats and superficiality." ··Jf we close. everybody e lse is not going to eat back in busin ess du ring the clean-up effort Monday. explai ned Bob Hunter, store manager at Wawa. anything; they' re going to tarvc:· joked Philip ee BUSINESSES page A4 see OFFICIAL page A4 Undercover agents snag /.D.'s and enforce liquor laws Del.'s underdog candidates

With little chance, help the average Delaware voter get Vietnam War. He moved to 'With so much drama to know the candidates in each race, Delaware in 1973, earned a master's they run against The R eview presents a brief degree in business administration at Biden, Roth, Castle rundown of each race: the university. and at age 29 began his first of three term s as s tate in the ABC ••• ' and Carper next year GOVERNOR treasurer. He has held a statewide office ever since. Carper currently •Thomas R. Carper 1 BY TORY MERKEL between 30 days and six months, depending on BY SCOTT GOSS remains unchallenged for re­ Cm N~hS Edaor Ncuionai/SttJit! Edttor The De mocratic governor has whether or not they have been caught before. election. won nine consecutive elections, Underage drinkers, beware ! Your fake ID 'There are a number of ways to tell if an ID is F o r the first time since 1988 including five terms as Delaware's mi ght be good enough to fo o l a bouncer. but fake." Bowman said. Though he did not want to Delaware ' s governor. lone U.S. SENATE congressman in the U.S. House of Delaware's Alcoholic Beverage Control reveal all the ways to tell, he said agents look at representative and one of its U.S. Representatives, making him the Commission. with its II undercover agents, is the seal, the ways the corners are cut and the senators and are all up for re­ •Joseph R. Biden Jr. ready to pounce o n unwary booze-swilling lettering on the license. election. mos t victorious politician in Biden is seeking his fifth Dcla.ware history. Originally from youths. In bars and re staurants, he said the ABC agents Yet, des pite th e possibility for consecuti ve term after having won West Virginia an.d a graduate of The ABC is a s tate-funded organization usually look for people who appear underage. sweeping political change , his fourth term by the largest margin Ohio State University, Carper de igned to regulate the sale. consumption, They do not tell owners. employees or patrons Delaware's statewide elections have of victory in a Delaware U.S. Senate served in southeast Asia during the tran portati on and distribution of alcohol within who they are. gone relatively unnoticed. see ELECTIONS page A6 the borders of the state of Delaware. "! know the ABC came in last week and did And perhaps with good reason '·J car.'t tell you how we operate because that According to the State Election random spot-checking," Deer Park Tavern r------INDEX ------~ would be to our di sadvantage. Then everyone manager Shannon Culler said. " A lot of local Commission, the incumbents­ would know (where ABC agents will be),'' ABC people usually know who they ar.: and word sort Gov . Thomas R . Carper, Sen . Police Reports ...... A2 director Don Bowman said. of passes on quickly that they' re here:· Joseph R. Biden Jr., a Democrat, Campus Calendar ...... A2 Last weekend, Bowman said agents arrested All the ABC agents. according to Bowman, are and Rep. Michael N. Castle, a World News ...... A3 approximately eight people under 21 who entered sworn law enforcement officers with full police Republican - have won every state Comics ...... , ...... B6 and 87 Peddlers Pit top, a liquor store located on South powers. They have confined their enforcement election they have entered. Classified ...... 85 College Avenue. activities to the enforcement of the State Liquor collectively totaling 21 elections in Editonal ...... A8 '·A per on who is underage in a bar or a liquor Control Act, he said. 23 years. Sports ...... 8 I 0 tore wi II be arre ted, taken to a justice of the A university junior de cribed being carded by Incumbent opposi tion can peace court and probably fined anywhere from two undercover ABC agents in Suburban Liquors therefore be considered underdog at Also i11side $100 to $500," Bowman said. In addition, the on Elkton Road last year. ''We went up to the best, hopeless at worst and a l~ng person arrested may lose his license for anywhere shot somewhere in between. Sorority housing ...... A3 see ABC POLICE page A6 Feb. 3 is the last day to register to New Board of Trustee members .A3 vote in Delaware. and Feb. 24 is Enya CD review ...... B2 New treasurer breaks in Delaware's first primary. In order to page A2 A2. THE REVIEW. January 12, 1996 Federal shutdown disables the First State

BY SCOTT GOSS In response to the congressional vote, cannot be measured on tlv:: basis of federal Hook. '·A ll together we lost I 0 hunting agencies is being felt on a state and local Nmumallxwre Nt:ws Edttor Sen . Jo se ph R . Biden Jr. ( D - De l. ) wages alone. days which we estimate as a loss of $300 level. For e xample , the Environmental On Jan . 5, Congress finally voted to expressed his relief in a press release, " The s hutdown really put us in dire a day. A third of that money is s upposed Protection Agency is currently operating temporarily put 760,000 federal " The approximately 650 federal straits,'· explained C h arles Farrell. to be returned to the refuge to pay for on only 65 percent of its 1995 fiscal employees back o n the payroll, reopen executi ve director of the Veteran Affairs budget. some of th e more visible government Commission . " The pharmacies in the " As a result, o ur people cannot travel operations and re n ew payment of veteran's hospi tats did not have the fu nds See related editorial on shutdown, beyond one day 's drive," said EPA ve teran's pensions until September. to purchase the medicine needed by the spokeswoman Ruth Podum . " Naturally it After being held in a virtual economic News Analysis vets.', page AS severel y limits our ability to do o ur job. limbo for 21 days, these agencies, their " Although I ' m not aware of anyone For instance, our regional office has only emph)yees and those dependent o n federal going wit h o ut their pensions , if [the been able to conduct two as bestos money can begin the difficult task of employees in De laware who have been shutdown) had continued another day or rebui lding a nd management of the park. in spections s ince October, whereas we assessing the damage and hopefull y working without pay or have been locked two, we would have all had to go Now th at money is lost." hav e us ually completed two o r three recuperate uninterrupted. o ut from their jobs, will fina ll y receive without," he said. Jason Barker, assistant re fuge manager dozen in the same time frame." The plan to reopen the govern men t their paychec~." Both the Prime H ook and Bombay at Bombay H oo k expressed si milar After two federal s hutdown s fo r a includes funding for a variety of programs According to Mimi Murphy, Biden's Hook National Wildlife Refuges in Sussex fru strati on, '·Resource-wise the shutdown combined tota l of 27 day s and two including Meals on Wheels, child welfare press sec retary, federal e mployees' and Kent C o unties respectively, were didn' t effect us as much. The real damage pro mises of tempo rary funding, federal programs, national parks , passport a nd salaries are now ensured thro ugh Jan. 26. severely hindered as well. was in the loss of public use. Christmas is employees and those depe ndant on federal visa services, unemploy ment in s ura nce, In addition, th ose employees who worked "The sh utdown in combination with the a big time of the year for us. Since Dec. funds can onl y wait and wonder whether Medicaid payments, Centers for Disease for partial o r no pay will be reimbursed ice we got this weekend has put duck 18 . we've lost 13 days o f waterfo wl their peace of mind and hard work will be Control and Prevention , and the Peace for any lost wages. hunters out of business,'' said George hunting." in vai n come Jan. 26. Corps. Y e t the real cost of the shu tdown O'Shea, assistant refuge manager at Prime Even the loss of funds to natio n al New treasurer streamlining UD info. DuPont chief, two Rookie Stephen Grimble envisions new UD alumni elected accounting management system BY LISA A. BARTELL system to match th e universi ty's to Board of Trustees A 0:.\1.\ ltJn.l Neu·s Eclllor desired requirements. Stephen M. G ri mble. vice Grimble has also received president and university treasurer, approval from the Board of Trustees John A. Krol, Edward 1. Bennett and Homer feel r , '1 t at home at the university to change the way the university after his tirst ~i ~ months on the job. handles its endowments. In the past, D. Reihmjoin 32-member governing body ''The university faces the same endowments have been managed challenges of a busi ness, a nd our internall y, Grimble said. However, BY HEATHER MOORE health care system, said hi s main Elt'Cflli\·e Editor objective should be managing our the university will now use outside concerns as a board member are the resources a efficiently as possible investment managers in order to gel a "I don't want to come on as a gay long-range planning of the university and delivenng the best 4uality of greater diversity in the university's basher, but I just don't support that and continued support from the state. education for our students," said investments. kind of effort for personal reasons," Advocating the president's Gnmblc,who came to the umversi ty Using managers who are said Edward J. Bennett, one of three beautification efforts, Bennett said, last July after retiring from DuPont. specialized in different areas of th e men recently eiccted to the "We've expanded. Now we need to Grimble '' responsible for university's portfolio will give the university's Board of Trustees, in beautify and support what we have." overseeing all of the university's school a better chance in the long run reference to the boaH.I's denial of a Krol, who received his bachelor's financial matters, including to increase the returns o n its proposal th at would give health and and master's degrees from Tufts supervising endowments totaling investments, he said . educational benefits to same-sex Un iversity, said about becoming a J almost $470 milliOn. intemal auditing Grimble praises the adm inistration partners of university employees. "I trustee: " I'm excited abo ut it. I and accounting and collections. of the university in th eir concem for think it's inappropriate. believe that DuPont shou ld have One of hi main goals when he the s tudents. " Peo pl e in the "I'm not in support of same- ex someone invo lved with the began at the univer,ity was to help administration seem to be very partners to be wed in marriage or university. We draw a lo t of o ur update its accounting and student·focused on doing the best job sharin g health care costs," said employees from there." information systems in order to possible for th e students," he said. Bennett, the president of Bennett H e is most interested tn provide quality informa,ion in a cost Assocrate Treasurer Alvin B. Security Service, a former conti nu ing the s tre ngth of the effecti ve way. Roberson Ill ees the same qualities Democratic Delaware Ho use university 's business school and its He has initiated a new accounting in Grimble. "He is very representative and a 1959 uni versity master's degree programs that utili ze and information system plan which knowledgeable and inquisitive and al umnus. on-site train ing, some of which takes will hopefully help improve the we are glad that he is here with his The Board of Trustees' 11- place at DuPont labs. administratiofl drrJ budgeting system experience to push the e projects member executive committ ee voted He listed three steps to bettering at the university. Grimble aiel. forward," Roberson said. Nov. IS to deny the benefits the busin ess school: recruitment of The new system wi ll be an "''d rate him highly. He came in proposal, sponsored by the American competiti ve students, marntarnrng integrated and computerized one that with visions and has brought some A ssoc iation of Un iversit y good professors a nd turning ou t can be acce. ;Lu in a user-friendly fresh ideas into the universi ty , which Professors. successful graduates. way. ot only administrators, but is alway~ good." he said. The other two men elected to th e Krol declined to comment on the also deans and depanment chairs will Grimble's ties to the university go board are 1oh n A. Krol, president same- ex benefits proposal. be able to get financial reports back to 1966 when he graduated at and chief executi ve officer of th e Reihm said, "''m really glad to be instant!:, at their desks, he said . the top of his accounting class. He DuPont Co., and Homer D. Reihm, a ab le to get involved wit~ the Right now he is in the process of brings with him his experience as the 1960 al umnus and president and uni versi ty in a more de tailed way, to starting to find the right system. Next director of Finance for DuPont's Courte y of Public Relations general manager of ILC Dover Inc., be able to give something back." week the university will begin havi ng Wilmington Facility from 1992- Grimble received approval from the Board of Trustees to which makes chemical defense He aid he is most c.:o ncemecl with reviews with vendors to find a 1993. change the way the university handles its endowments. protective equipme nt for the the engineering and science schools government and space s uits for and, as a former uni versity baseball NASA. player. the athletic department. The Board of Trustees is th e " I ' m interested in understanding university's governing body and is alumni and st udent body support for On these roads, Delawareans can drive 65 the final arbiter of a ll universi ty sports programs.'· policy decisions. President David P. R egarding the gay benefits BY LESLIE R. MCNAIR Gov. T homas R. Carper said in a Clinton signed the National speed limit increase. Some o f the Roselle is one of the board's 32 proposal , Reihm said, " l ' m CuprEdttur press release that he au th orized the Highway Bill that repealed the factors include levels of congestion. members. progressive and open-minded, but l Starting tOday. drivers on two increased speed limits o n these federal 55 mph speed limit and gave spacing of exits and on-ramps, th e Gov. Thoma R. Carper, one of can't tell you how l would vote on limited-acce's sellions of Delaware limited-acces sections of roadway individual states the right to 'et number of accidents and general four ex officio trustees, ha eight i l., hi g hways will have an excuse to "with the understanding that there their own speed limits. traffic now. appointees to the board. The re t of The freshmen board me mbers push the pedal to the metal. will be strict police enforcement of During the two months of Carper said the trial period will the trustees. inc luding th e three were elected to renewable six-year On a one-year trial basis. the the new speed limits incl uding, th e discussion that ens ued. the prove pivotal. as the state will recent ones. are elected by the board. terms, replacin g departing trustees speed limits a long 1-495 in New possibility o f higher tines than those Delaware Department of analyLc safety ami accident data as Bennett , w ho a lso c hairs th e Hudson E. Gruwell, James F. Kearn Castle County and State Route I curren tl y imposed for lower peed Transportation and Public Safety well as enforcement to determine if Delaware Health Care Commission, and Ri chard B. Taylor. from Smyrna to Dover will be violations." reviewed existing policies and th e increased speed limit will created by Gov. Thomas R. Carper The board's nex t semiannual rai ed to 65 miles per hour. In late ovcmber, Pre sident factors that would he impacted by a remain after its one-year trial. in 1990 to help Delaware reform its meeting is May 2 1.

Campus Calendar ---Police Reports-- ARSON IN RODNEY F Flatley warned stude nts to be cautio us APPARENT DISNEY FAN MARTIN LUTHER KING CAREER WORKSHOPS TO BE Aetna. Hose. Hook and Ladder Fire whi le in the library. ARRESTED AT PATHMARK HOLIDAY ON MONDAY HELD IN RAUB HALL Company responded to a call of arson in A 25-year-old Wilmington man was All univer ity offices will be J.O.B.S . orientation will be held in Rodney F Wednesday evening after a WOMAN ABDUCTED AND arrested Jan. 3 at Pathmark for al legedly closed and no classes wrll be held Raub Hall at 3 p.m. Wednesday. piece of carpet caught on fire. Cap!. Jim RELEASED ON MAIN s ho plifting a number o f Disney Mo nday for M arti n Luther King "Getting a Jump on Summer Jobs" Flatley. of University Police said STREET videocassettes, Newark Police said. JR. Day. workshop will be held in Raub Hall at The fire began when unknown suspects A 45-year-olcl woman was allegedly Police gave the following account: 12:30 p.m. Thursday. se t fire to a magazrne laying on th e abd ucted o n Main Street Wednesday The suspect was spotted by store security 100 YEARS OF FILM For more information about either carpeted fl oor. Although the re are no morning by three unkn ow n s us pects , placing items in hi coat pocket. When he / / LECTURE TUESDAY workshop, call 831-8479. s u spec t s curren tl y , the f ire is under Newark Police said. saVf security approaching, he threw the ''Shock Value," a lecture with investigation, Flatley said. Poli ce gave the foll o wing account: movies into a nearby trashcan. director John Waters, will be held NEW STUDENT The victim was walking home from the The movies, valued at $139. 93, include: in the Rodney Room of the Perkins ORIENTATION PHASE I CAR STOLEN ON WILBUR Deer Park Tavern at I :30 a .m . when a three copies of "Peter Pan," two copies of Student Center at 8 p.m. Tuesday. New Student Orientation Phase I STREET sma ll black vehicle with unknown "Ci nclerella," and o ne copy each of "The Fo r more informati o n, call 831- will take place Wednesday and A 1993 si lver H y undai Excel was Delaware tags approached and pulled her Sword in the Stone" and "Dumbo.'' 1296. Thursday. reported missing Monday night from the in w ith three unidentified s ubjects. They Daffy Deli II parking lo t located o n subsequently drove her to an unknown SHOPPING SPREE ENDS IN FOREIGN POLICY LECTURE 100 YEARS OF FILM SERIES Wilbur Street, Newark Police said. area and released her. ARREST IN KMART IN CLAYTON HALL OFFERED IN SMITH HALL The car's owner, a 21-year-old male. There are no leads at this time. A 21-year-old woman was arrested Jan. 3 Arnold Kanter, the Forum for ''The Big Knife" ( 1955), will be said he parked the car in the Daffy De li for allegedly shoplifting a variety of items International Policy and the former shown in 120 Smith Hall at 7:30p.m. lot at 5 p.m., and discovered it missing CAR BREAK-IN ON from Kmart, Newark Police said. under sec retary of state fo r Wednesday. when he returned at II p.m. MAIN STREET Police gave the following account: political affairs, will host a lecture, "Purple Rose of Cairo" ( 1985), will Police said he had placed a spare key A car parked in the rear of Mellon The suspect was spotted placing variou ··u.s. Leadership in th e Post-Cold be shown in 120 Smith Hall at 7:30 under the left wheel rim and was unsure Bank o n M a in Street was broken into beauty supply products in her coat pockets. War World: Facing the Foreign p.m. Thursday. For information about if he had locked the car doors. sometime between II p.m. Saturday night The products included: hair color, baby Po licy Future•· in 125 Clayton Hall either movie being shown as part of the and I a.m. Sunday morning, Newark lotion, hair spray. razors and a book entitled at 7:30p.m. Tuesday. I 00 years of film series, call 831- 1296. THEFTS IN MORRIS Po li ce said . "My Valiant Knight." LIBRARY An unknown numbe r of s uspects Upon removing the tags from a brown LAST DAY TO MAKE "CINEMA CENTENARY, 1895- Eight uni versi ty students were the entered the locked vehicle from the rear leather jacket, she exchanged her coat with WINTER SESSION 1995" EXHIBITION IN MORRIS victims of burglary Jan. 2 in the M orris and removed two jackets, valued at $625, the leather jacket. REGISTRATION CHANGES IS LffiRARY Library. University Po lice said. police said. The car, owned by a 23-year­ The suspect was apprehended as she was WEDNESDAY An exhibit ion of "Cinema Police said items . including five old female, was not damaged during the attempting to leave with the jacket, beauty Wednesday is the last day to Centenary. 1895- 1995'' wi II be backpacks , a leather planner and two theft. aids and a backpack, with a total value of change registration or withdraw displayed on the ti rst floor and lower wallets, totaling $692, were stolen when At present, police have no suspect . $141.10. from courses without academic level of the library through Jan. 26. For students left their belongings unattended. -compiled by Kelly Bros11ahan penalty. more information, call 831-BOOK. - compiled by Stefanie Small January 12, 1996 • THE REVIEW • A3 World Sorority housing comes to Pencader News BY KIM WALKER break even situation. parking will be included in the lease or such as how long they have been at the Manuxinx Ne\L'i Editor Sororities s upport the housing if the sisters have to purchase a parking university, al umni support and financial Summary The uni versity I S beginning construction because the university will sticker, Brook> said. status, Brooks said . construction on two duplexes that will allow letters on the duplexes, whereas Each sororit y will pay $15,000 There are no official plans as of yet house four sororities in the clearing Newark charges a fee. upfron: to pay for furnishing and then to build more duplexes if the project is HEAD OF ISRAEL'S SECURITY SERVICE between Ray Street and Pencader One duplex houses two sororities pay its seven-year lease, Brooks said. successful, Brooks said, but there is a NAMED FOR FIRST TIME Complex, according to David G. Butler, with 15 sisters, Butler said. Each house The furnishings are similar to those possibility that a sorority can take over a JERUSALEM -The man who will take the reins executive director of Housing and consists of a living room , a kitchen, a provided in residence halls. floor on Ray Street next fall. of Israel's Shin Bet security service, Rear Adm. Ami Conference Services. study and seven double and one single Brooks described the relationship Since sororities are growing in larger Ayalon, was named Wednesday in Israeli news Chi Omega, Phi Sigma Sigma, Kappa bedrooms. between th e sororities and the university numbers, Butler said fraternities were account for the first time in the history of the Delta and Alpha Sigma Alpha sororities Fifteen is a good, low number of in the ho us ing agreement as not given the option to live in thr secretive organization. are slated to move into the duplexes Fall people to live in a house because it is tenant/landlord, as opposed to being a duplexes. Leaders o f the internal security force, whose Semester, said Christi ne E . Cook, th e hard to generate enough interest among part of Housing and Res idence Life Brooks said sorority housin~ has Hebrew initials hin Bet land for General Security former coordinator of Greek Affairs. s is te rs, sa id junior Melanie Earle , where the sororities s ha re the same always been an issue since he has been Service, have always had their identities protected "It' s a superb idea," Dean of Students outgoing pres ident of Delta Gamma, freedom and responsibilities as someone at the university. The university initiated by military censorship until retirement. Though Timothy F. Brooks said, because tht who hopes her sorority wi II get a chance renting a house in Newark. the move to build the duplexes last hardly househo ld name , they have been widely city discourages Greek h o using in to. live in th e duplexes in the future. The sororities were picked to live in spring. known in Israeli and Palestinian political circles, and residential areas, and financially, it is a No decision has been made whether the duplexes based on several criteria the effort at secrecy increasingly was regarded as anachronistic tn an era of easy global communications. Even sci, Wednesday's unveiling of Ayalon was something of a rebellion against the censor. Yedioth Aharonoth, the nation's best selling newspaper, and Cougar Haaretz, which has traditionall y been most aggressive in fighting press restrictions, s imply A new hall on the mall announced in their lead headlines that Ayalon had still loose accepted the post from Prime Mini~ter Shimon Peres. Israel's military censor has wide-ranging powers to prevent the media from broadcasting or and hunted publishing what the censor deems harmful to state security, and it commonly delays or bans di~closure of sensi tive facts. With the story out, and no official confim1ation or in New denial forthcoming. state-owned radio anu television al o reported Ayalon's selecti on W ednesday. He is to be presented for confirmation to the cabinet on Castle Co. Sunday. Ayalon, 50. will be the first Shin Bet chief chosen from out. ide the service. He spent a career in the BY TORY MERKEL A D navy. earning th e nati on's top award for valor as a KELLY BROSNAHAN Cin Nell.\ Editors young commanuo. and he was navy chief until retiring 10 days ago. A !50-pound 7-foot-long feline Is raeli med1a have ye t t o name Ayalon ' s wandering north Wilmington has predecessor, Karmi Gilon who resig ned M o nday brought new me a ning to the term after taking responsihility for the service's failu1e to " stray cat." The sly cougar has been prevent the Nov. 4 assassination of Prime Minister stumping Society for the Prevention Yitzhak Rabin. of Cruelty to Animals officials, local game wardens, professional trappers JORDAN'S HUSSEIN MAKES FIRST PUBLIC and New Castle County Police for the VISIT TO ISRAEL pa t!Odays. TIBERIAS. Israel - Jordan's King Hussein made Counesy of Public Rdruions There is a s trong possibility the his first public visi t to Tel Aviv on Wednesday to This is an architect's drawing of the $15 miUion Gore building which is to be located between Mitchell cougar is the same o ne spotted in promote a relationship that has fast become the Hall and Sharp Laboratory. The building is designed by Allan Greenberg, and construction is scheduled Pe nn sy lvani a about four months ago deepest among the region's former rivals, as U.S. to begin next summer with completion slated for the fall of 1997. along a c reek thUNTAINTOP BASE the deaths of all Delaware children. recommendations to both th e governor Superintendent of the Delaware St ate th e neck, and it had been suffocated," MOU T VIS. Bosnia-Herzegovina- Bosni an Serb Between 1988 and 1992 Delaware and the state legislature on how best to Police. He yes said o f one of the deer. soldiers have not budged from this mou ntaintop for averaged 10.8 infant deaths for every prevent th ose problems. According to Woodruff, th e additional Hum an danger, however, is more than I ,000 day s, us ing it as a s trategic I ,000 li ve births. giving th e state the '·In addition, the commi~sion has the members were se lected from the medical unlikely, according to Lefebvre. He command center for fighting in the contested Tuzla eighth worst ranking in the nation . authority to set up three subcommiuces," and legislative professions to maintain a said although trac ks have led in valley below. ·'In a state wi th an infant mortalit y rate she said . " T hey wi 11 probably be geographi c and poli ti cal balance as well be tween houses, the cougar would The rebel . o ldiers have repelled ground attacks as high as Delawarc·s. we cannot afford est

BY DAN STEINBERG " I think we're holding up great, Throughout the storm, the Kent News Features Editor considering the circumstances," staff was supplemented with o ther '·Please bear with us -- We have Boykin said ... Every student who workers. Two rn::~nagers from students & employees from other came in got all the food they wanted Graham Hall worked Monday night, buildings here at Kent to serve you --no one went away hungry:· and employees of the Blue m,J Gold during the snowstorm-- Thanks." While Boykin's claim may have Club, the Scrounge and other Thus read a sign posted at Kent been somewhat exaggerated. students university dining halls joined regular Dining Hall Sunday, informing were generally unperturbed that, for Kent taff to help keep the eatery students that even their familiar eatery example, there were no omelet , open. of choice was thrown out of whack by pancakes or french toast for Sunday's "Everybody that came in Ito work] the Blizzard of '96. brunch, and no hamburgers or hot was wonderful," said Kent manager Operating for much of the day with dogs for Sunday's dinner. Kathy Smalley. who needed 40 only one full-time univn worker. Kent "l think they did a great job,.. said minutes to cover the 10 miles from was forced to offer a limited menu junior Stephanie Grant. ··r wouldn' t her home to the university Sunday, a Sunday, and to compound Kent' s expect anyone to get in on a day like day she wasn't even supposed to be problems. Monday's expected food this.'· working. Smalley also commended delivery didn't arrive. Nevertheless, Brian Hipkins. though , defies all Kent's customers for their patience the busiest dining hall on campus expectations. A full-time cook at and friendliness. managed to serve 962 meals Sunday Kent, Hipkins left his Brookside ··we didn' t hear 'oh, you' re out of and approximately I , I 00 meals home by foot at 8:30 Sunday this; oh. you're out of that:·· Smalley Monday. moming. It took him an hour to cover said. ·'We hear that during the THE REVIEW I A lisa Colley The brave students who trekked the half-mile to campus. H i p k i n s semester, but we didn't hear rhat at all Emergency university truck drivers and utility employees worked through the night Thesday to clear through the snow in search of spent hi s workday cooking all the [during the storm]." snow and ice from campus. Snow was dumped in huge mounds behind the Bob Carpenter Center. nourishment were served by a motley food. in between serving students and Some students. frightened off by group of employees, thrown together running uownstairs to bring up more Sunday's limited menu, decided to from a variety of university dining supplies. stay home Monday. sites. ·'we·re just bustin· ass -- that's ··we did the Chinese and pizza Take Kuan Bonn Ong, for the bottom line ... H ipk in s said. thing [Monday] .'' freshman Liz Campus pavements cleared example. A graduate student from "We're doing what's possible: il·s Beukema said . "Sunday was so bad Malaysia. Ong was scheduled to work impossible to keep a full menu right -- there was nothing here -- and we uy DAN STEI BERG steadily growing mounds of snow supplementing its fleet of 24 his third day at the Scrounge Sunda). now:· figured Monday would be just as But. when the depleted Kent staff N('u·'i Ft ·lfU rt!,\ Etlaor Sunday morning. and didn't plowing vehi cles. I 0 snow blowers, Not ever) one was sati sfied. of bad." While students went s ledding, complete their efforts until late six Bobcats and three loaders. desperately requested help. Ong was course-- one student said "they But the majority of s tudents played football and sat inside Wednesday evening, according to Room will have to be made in the thrown into the maelstrom that was shouldn' t take a meal from us for this: seemed to res pond positively to watching bad movies Monday and Ri chard L. Walter, assistant director Facilities Management Budget to Kent Dining Hall. this rsn·t a meal.'. -- but many Kent' s plea to .. please bear with us." Tuesday, univer ity employees put of Maintenance and Operations. pay for the ent ire c lean-up Or look at Jeff Boyh.in , fooo qudents appreciated the effort of Sophomore Heather Bradley, for in long hours battling to clear off The university rented more than operation, Walter aid, si nce no service director for campus markets. Kent workers like Cora Mills and instance. left the dining hall Sunday the snow and, in at least one case, 20 rooms at the Travel Lodge on additional funds for snow disposal who helped out at Kent Sunday. Clad Wanda Scrangello. eating Com Pops, sans milk, with a fighting for re pect. Main Street for large equipment are avai !able. in a navy blue T-shirt which read, '·I After work on Monday, Mills was plastic fork. In keeping with the spirit " Guys in my department, they operators who could not have been " It' s going to be a significan t worked the Blizzard of '93," Boykin forced to shack up for the night in the of the day. however, Bradley think they ohv uld get more replaced if stranded at home. budget impact. but I'm s ure it won't was a whirlwind of activity. Christiana Tower , where she was shrugged off her abnormal meal with recognition," said Tony Chandler, a " If we went home, there was no be devastating.'· he said. simultaneous ly putting out serving picked up by security ;

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workers fared similarly. ''It was well only 10 minutes later than scheduled. continued from page A I worth it. let me tell you,'· Ford About a third of the usual staff made proclaimed. it in to work, according to window Arlene and Harvey Eckell. owners of clerk Gary Schieb. and after serving the cwark Newsstand. started Other Mores also described business as brisk at times during the blizzard. four c ustomers all day. the Main digging out their car at 8 p.m. Sunday, despite the poor travel conditions and Street branch closed down at 3:30. and then woke up dt 4:30a.m. Monday So why did they open up at all on in order to open their store by 5:30. the fact that a state of emergency had such a moming·J Arlene Eckel! said the couple been declared. ·'We were swamped -- we had '·Because we • re the post office:· received thanks from many patrons. nothing left, we had no food left." replied Sc hieb, after a moment's noting that her tore was called a thought. '·You know -- rain. sleet. THE REVIEW I A lisa Colley '·beacon in the night" by appreciative Schillace said. The Pathmark at College Square snow. whatever. If someone makes it Freshmen Al iza Torok (left), Liz Beukema and Christie Puzycki enj oy a meal in Kent Dining Hall customers. Shopping Center. which remained in. we open.'· Even hard-core owners like the Thesday whil e waiting out the stor m. Eckel Is had limits. however: at 3: I 5, open throughout the storm. reported steady business Sunday. after nearly I 0 hours of work, they finally called it a day and closed up the ··we had some pretty big lines at Newsstand. time , but people were pretty patient,'' said store manager Gary Goff. Klondike Kate's wa also open Acme also had brisk sales: 400 MEN'S BASKETBALL Monday. and after a slow morning, it soon became evident that Monday loaves of packaged bread were would not be an average business day. completely gone by Sunday afternoon. 'The place was an absolute zoo.'' as were 300 loaves of fre sh-baked aid bartender Brian Ford. one of only breads. "All day Sunday and all day four employees who kept the Monday, customers were in here," SATURDAY 7:30 P.M. Donahue said. restaurant going until other staff began drifting in around 3 p.m. Arlene Eckel! said sales at the "It was ridiculously busy: the phone Newsstand took off around noon. once was ringing off the hook,'' Ford said, >tudents woke up and began to enjoy noting that in the late afternoon, "all their day off from dasse-. '·All the kids were out partying: vs. NORTHEASTERN hell broke loose. A t 4 o'clock, between upstairs and downstairs, we buying snacks, smokes and drinks,'' had about 400 more people than we Eckell said. ·we had people standing houkl have;· Ford said. He estimated in line in the store ... she added. AT THE BOB CARPENTER CENTER that Kate' s served a couple thousand guessing that several hundred more customers than normal Monday. customers visited the Newsstand Like Schi llace. Ford was wel l Monday. compensated for his efforts; he And last, but certainly not least: described Monday as the best shift he yes. the Main St reet post office ever worked and said his fe I low opened Monday morning at 8:40, Official snow policy TAKE THE BLUE HEN EXPRESS!! continued from page A I difficu lt y re tu rn i ng i n t ime for BUS SCHEDULE Monday classes. The shutdown also 7·30 Game allowed on the street. Pennsylvania gave ex ha us ted m a inte na nce po li ce banned trave l o n a ll state workers ti me to rest and then Student Center 6:30 7:05 7:40 8:15 8:50 9:25 10:00 road s: moto rists risked a $300 continue the snow removal. Christiana Commons 6:40 7:15 7:50 8:25 9:00 9:35 10:10 movi ng v iolati on if they were Rodney/Dickinson 6:45 7:20 7:55 9:40 10:15 In an ordinary snowfall situation, 8:30 9:05 caught traversing t he roads. Towne Court 6:50 7:25 8:00 8:35 9:10 9:45 10:20 o ptio ns s uc h as o pe ning the Philad el ph ia broke its prev ious Bob Carpenter Cntr 7:00 7:35 8 :10 8:45 9:20 9:55 (end) un iversit y late or canceling evening record with 30.7 inches. c lasses can be ex pl ored . But th is The un iver ity "canno t keep was no ord inary snowfa ll , and thi s Sponsored by: fac ilitie open if people's safety wi ll was no o rdina ry decision. be jeopardized in the process," Colm U lti ma te ly. C o lm said, " W e a re said. comfo rt able with the decisio n we Other fac tors were integral to the made." Don't forget your decision to shut down. A nu mber of Afte r the decisio n to clo e the pro fe ssors travel to the uni ver ity uni ve rsity is made, Mary Hemple, FREQUENT FAN CARD from Maryland a nd Pennsylvania, d irecto r o f the Office o f Public states hit particularly hard by the Relations, contacts the ne wspapers. We Are Entertainment for your chance to win snowstorm. Also, a good number o f radio s ta ti o n s and televis io n students were home for the weekend networks to announce th e closing. and would have had serio us great prizes. Ja nuary 12 , 1996 • THE REV IEW . A5

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Why Newt Gingrich is terrified of his barber: ~.:VIEW Or "What' s he hiding under all that hair?" Founded in 1882 Shutdown update

The Review staff were among the many people who naively believed, last fall, that the looming government shutdown (the first one) would be beneficial to the American people in at least one aspect the federal government would go away for·a while. Of course, we and all citizens realized pretty quickly that that wasn't the case. The government stayed right where it was, and even turned up the pitch of its discourse on whtt was really meant by "the general welfare" and "domestic tranquility" - a largely theatrical debate, really, betrayed by infantile behavior and bullheadedness. Only certain government services went away, leaving people stranded without payments or passports. Now the second shutdown, which began on December 15, 1995, has been tabled for the time being, making this a likely time to reexamine what has been done and who has done it. To begin with, The Review doesn't care to take issue with the political po turing or the campaign miles Messrs. Clinton and Dole have squeezed out of the debate. This is business as usual, and it is a pitfall of the democratic system that candidates will try to make themselves as attractive as possible to as many people as possible. Still, there is a difference between holding fast to the convictions you believe will earn you respect and votes, and holding your breath until the government turns blue, just to show off. Assuming Letters to the Editor that balancing the budget is imperative (and we stil l quibble about exactly how important it is and why 10 years will be the death of us NEA and NEH Eradicate disparity between Because Detec tive Mark Furhman lied but seven is just fine) we can and do respect the ideological insupporta bie Blacks and Whites about not using racial slurs and made positions of Clinton, Gingrich and Dole. and we believe th ey have references to beating up non-whiles who were linked 10 the attempted murder of a Paul Smith, in his Dec. 8 column ("In I'm sick and tired of hearing minorities shown them ·elves to be more than candidates making show-and-tell fellow officer, he was demonized -even defense of NEA/NEH abolition"), made complain that Ih e American system does with fe deral jobs. It is nonetheless unacceptable to make an idol of compared to Adolf Hitler. As a some excellent points o n Ih e problems no1 treat them fairly. The fact of the ideology and sacrifice the U.S . population to it. As became clear consequence, O.J. Simpson can visit with government funding of programs matter is that this country does so much majoriiy-white ci ti es - where the last weekend at the "pre-negotiation" sessions. the Big Boys are such as NEA and NEH. Not only does it fo r blac ks that - under the premise that majority of the rc idcnts view him as hung up on talking policy instead of numbers - they're more spiel force the citizens into paying for all races have equal intelligence, guilty of a very brutal and very vicious unwanted or unneeded items. but it is motivation and moral capacity - there is than deal. double murder - without anyone really unconstitutional. As o ne who works at a absolutely no excuse why blacks Now there's another temporary re-start. We should feel relieved? cari ng. When a lawyt:r with the same gove rnme nl agency, I sec thi s kind o f s houldn ' t be runnin g c irc les a rou nd name as " Mark Furhman" altempted to Who's to ay we won' t be riding a sine curve (Social Security robbery occur quite often. For example, whites, Asians and other ethnic groups. vacati on in Bermuda, where most of the checks mailcJ every other day) until , say, th e major party primaries, Ihe federal government sponsors Black Take getting i nt o coll ege a s an residents are black, half the counlry was History Month, Asian Heritage Month, example. Regardless of where you gu in when the candidates s uddenl y find w1se and acceptable in an uproar. clc., a t a huge expense to the tax payers. the country - with Ihe excepti on of the compromises in their heart ? Clinton and Gingrich have both The label of "racist" is a very powerful As an African-American, I undcrsiand the State of California University system - one, and one that alters our very way of expressed doubt that an agreement can be reached prior to the impo rtance of Black Histo ry and Ihe standards are a ut omatically set lower for loo king at the world. T a ke Charles elections. What's up with that? history of all people, but the citizens blacks. The grade rcq uiremcnls and test Murray, the author of 'The Bell Curve." Out of the mighty three, President Clinton cannot help faring best them selves are much better for score requirements are lower. If you are Because Murray. a renowned psychologist communicating thi s message. black, do not have mone y but have the through thi s storm, if only for the fact that it's the first time he's and expert on intelligence, dared the Unfortunately, a number of people in desire to altcnd coll ege - and you mee1 stood firm on an issue (OK, maybe we're exaggerating just a teeny unthinkable - make a con nection academia, such as the columnist and the minimum academic requirements - between race, genetics and intelligence - bit. And maybe we're not.) The President's buoyant approval professor Paul refers to, arc Ioo lacking in you can always attend a majority-white he has been labeled a racist, isolated by ratings demonstrate exactly how much a show of conviction means intelle~,;tual honesty to admil the error of state college or university via a minority his colleagues, demonized by the media the wei fare state created by Ih csc sc holarship. Minority scholarships, which to the citizenry. · and forced- for the safety of himself and government programs. Pau!'s point about are also available 10 whites who desire to House Speaker Gingrich is somewhat less appealing in terms of his family - to live in a very secluded ignoring the Constitution is also on the attend majority black colleges, do not willingness to compromi e, although even he seems the deal-maker part of Maryland. Another example of this mark. Lawlessness is an inevitable result offer whites nearly the quali1y or varieiy i Smith C ol lege' s Seymore Itzcoff, the compared to the GOP freshmen of the House; the once-seeming from such disrespect. of institutions to choose from as they do author of "The Decline of Intelligence in Gingrich 1ninions' continued devotion to the Contract With blacks. America. " Shortly after doing an Brad C. Thomas This goes without mentioning athletic America has never been more apparent than now, when the sticking interview for Ihe Springfield Advocate, a University Graduate scholarships whi;;h are disproportionately point is I s:. taxes for the wealthy. While the trump keeps sounding western Mass. publication, where he distributed Io minorities. Blacks, as a the battle call of "balanced budget," th e new brats have quietly but stated that dumb people in the United group, tend to outperform whites at Stales were reproducing themselves at a immovably insisted on a plank th at leaves middle- an9 lower-class virtually every major college sport with Beware bashing the faster rate than Ihe smart people. Itzcoff' s supporters wont.lering why they didn't read the fine print more the exception of hockey. This does not office was broken into, vandalized and Christian Coalition mean that a ll blacks are good athletes and carefully. Still , the blu tery Gingrich himself must be held spray-painted with the statement: "Beware '· white men can't jump": il merely means accountable for the lack of movement on the issue. Having read the editorial, "Coaliti o n racist: You' re words will follow you"· that fo r the populaiion, blacks tend to And as for Senate Majority Leader Dole, let's just give the guy a morals: Stay oul of politics" (Dec. l ), I These are some classic examples of perform bcltcr at a thletics. Sure there is feel the need Io address your conlcntions. intolerance- bigotry of you will - of break and send him on an 10-month all-expense-paid vacation to conside rable overlap - there are many This is not because I support the Christian some peo ple' s inability to al low others the new Primaryland attraction at Disney World, where he' ll be safe whiles who arc superb alhletcs as well as Coalition; it is because I fear thai, in your their expression of free speech. It is many blacks who do not show comparable and happy. haste to co unter Ihc CC, you run Ihe because the s1igma attached to "racism" is athletic skill. While I' m s ure there are danger of appearing less-than-informed so huge, so overpowerin g, so influential social factors that migh1 coniribute to Ihis and overly prejudicial. and so oui-of-control in our society that phenomenon , you would have to be Firs! con1cn1 ion: The "scparmio n or certain subjects- such as ques1ioning the kidding you rself to Ihink that socia l Snow thank you church a nd qate." This wording is not absolu1c moral and intelleclual equality of ractors accoun t fo r a ll or most of these from the Constitution . The actual First all races or questioning whether or not di ffcrences and thai whiles are somehow The Review would like to take the opportunity to congratulate and Amendment text is: "Congress shall make mixing all races into o ne is aclually a equal 10 blacks in regard to athletic no law respecting an establishment of good idea - are absolutely taboo. thank both the univer ity and the city of ewark for their superb ahilily . Beca use b lacks are generally religion, or prohibiting the free exercise Clearly, anyone who succumbs to the handling of the recent weather mess. Both entities provided fast better ath leles, they recctvc a thereof .. . " The intcnl was to prevent a label o f "racist"- regardless of if there is reaction to an extreme situation. We wish we could say, "Keep up disproportionate percentage of athletic state religion, c f. the Anglican Church. It any evidence to support such an allegation scholarships. the good work" in a rhetorical way, but it seems we mean it was not to prevent people from expressing - is someone s hamed by society and If you arc black and have a college seriously. their religious views through poliiics. To frowned upon by both blacks and whites degree and/or professional skil ls, the job do so would also v io lalc the First alike. While ii would be foolish to deny market, for al l practical purposes, is a Amendment, spcci l'ically the free speech thai anti-black discrimination still exists potential go ldmine . Most Fortune 500 clause. One's political views can be on some level, I am confide nt that the companies and many medium and small er ~hapcd by many fact o rs, including extent that is responsible for black Guest Columns sized companies have affirmative action religio n. The religious have as much right underachievement is very, very limited. programs that favor blacks. The federal to their political views as anyone. Our country provides a higher standard The Review welcomes guest editorial columns from students and other governmcn l. which employees more Seco nd contcnli o n: Who's defining of living than anywhere in the world for members of the university community. peop le than any si ngle industry in the those morals ? The CC arrives at their a ll people - black, while, Asian o r Columns should be 500-750 words jn length, and be relevant to the affairs of country, has all types of qumas, timeiablcs posiiions Ihrough debate and consensus. whatever - as long as people .ue the university, the nation or the world. . and goals for the employmenl of blacks Their views simply reflect Ihe larger committed to working for it. I have read If interested, call Gary Geise at83t-2nt, or e-mail ro [email protected]. and other m1nonties. Most federal interests of the group as a whole. It's not many s10ries of Americans of all ethnic government jobs are not exactly back­ as simple as a "June and Ward Cleaver backgrounds, many of them poor, breakers, and many of then offer very existence." These people live in the real uneducated, and otherwise untalented who lucrative salaries and benefits. world, too. They just happen to (mostly) worked their fingers to the bone, came up Other than receiving preferential Columnists Wanted agree on a "traditi onal" family structure. with an idea, pursued it relentlessly, failed treatment in higher education, in the job There are natural reasons why families a few times - even lost the shirt off their market and in small business loans, blacks The R eview is seeking regular editorial columnists for Winter and marriages exist worldwide, as well as backs several times- and eventually and have a safeguard that keeps racial Session and Spring Semester. Articulate, opinionated U!liversity members reasons why women make better mothers on to succeed at it to become millionaires. discrimination to a minimum in our please contact Gary Geise at 83 1-2771 or gggeist@ udel.edu. and men make better fathers . If that's Clearly, the American system works fo r society - this is the law. Ti tl e VII of the sexist, ir 's because the universe is people of all ethnic backgrounds - you Civ il Ri g hts Act of 1964 prohibits inherently sexist, and it 's better to accept just have to find a way of fulfilling the discrimination on the basis of race, color, that fact than try to deny it. needs of your fellow human beings and religion , sex and natio nal origi n . 1 Third contention: a "limited, narrow learn how to make money at it. The Review Furthermore, if you are black and feel you platform ." As I said before, the CC arrives have been wrongfully treated by an at their views by consensus, the better to Paul Gordon Editor in Chier: Jimmy P. 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Randt Hecht Catherine Hopkmson discrimination in the past - are Gary Epstein Alicia Oksinski Anyways, keep up the good work, and I Mark Jolly Tory Merkel Advertising Graphics Designer: Glenn Stevens successfull y sued and/or face huge out-of­ Or send e-mail letters to: Venessa Rothschild Leo Shane Ill look forward to seeing your next column. [email protected]. Dan Steinberg Alyson Zamkoff Office and Mailing Address: court settlemenls for discrimination they 150 may have never committed. You must include phone number for Assistant Entertainment Editors: Student Center. Ne\\ark . DE 19716 Justin P. Jacocks Ot!rek Harper Bustness 002) 83t-1.197 Being labeled a "racist" can also be - confirmation. Melis a Metsd Advertising 0021 831-1.198 Newark, DE 197 1 I News/Editoroal 002) &1 i-2771 as the O.J. case clearly demonstrated - Ketth Winer Megadel ian @ aol.c9m FAX 002) 831·1 ~ 96 worse than the label of "murder suspect." OP/ED January 12, 1996 . THE REVIEW • A9 - , UD development: let the trees fall where they may . 1 Jan. 2 - Dear Diary: today is the first day of didn't need to send me any more points. I r.======~l co nviction , states now. But she does get really sensiti ve There was a happy ending to all of this, I classes for me, back at the University of think somebody at Aramark must have because I also about trees. however. Because they had cut down all the I Delaware for Winter Session. As I was forgotten to add the part about the meal plan. heard a rumor trees in the woods, an oxygen vacuum J walking to my first class from my Pencader At first I thought the uni versity must not thi s morning that Jan. 7 - When Rachel and I were lillie, we appeared thereafter over all the new~ dorm this morning, something seemed amiss. have announced that they were cutting down the universi ty used to have a large stretch of woods between developments. After that, families were : Alter much thought, I finally realized my all those trees in order to avoid controversy. was goi ng to put White Clay Creek :.tnd the cornfield behind pretty slow to move in, as oxygen is confusion was due to the fact that I could But now I think it's probably because they in a row of our house, woods r.hat extended back to what generally held to be important for growing now see Ray Street from my building. This, just wan ted to give us all a really ni ce sorority houses in seemed like forev.!r in those days. Rachel and kids. l in turn, was due to all the trees that had Christmas present. A lawn between here and the place where I used to hike through the woods, along But Rachel also performed a ceremony in suddenly ceased to be in the way. Ray Street would really be nice. the trees used to White Clay Creek, and have adventures. We our woods a couple of nights later - she I must confess my first thoughts were Holding the Center be. I ' m kind of used to find the occasional shotgun shell danced naked (so she told me) around a pyre those of dutiful outrage. Like a good Jan. 4 - I met my good friend Rachel for c o n f u s e d , from hunters who used the woods; one time made of tinder and a workman's flannel Generation X -er, I too have been weaned on lunch today. She was very upset about the Evan Williford because it seems we managed to hike all the way up to jacket she had found, and cursed their efforts "The Lorax" by Dr. Seuss, and I had visions university cutting down all the trees between '------' to me that trying Kirkwood Highway, a nd we explored an to eternal uselessness. That might have also l of sad bird-like creatures coughing up Ray Street and Pencader. And she was more to promote diversity and building sorority abandoned shack th at lay by the side of the had something to do with it. , greenish sludge. angry when I told her I thought the view was houses at the same time is kind of like putting road there. Another time we found a sleeping I But I do like the view better this way. nicer this way. a humidifier and a de-humidifier in the same bag and some cooking utensils, in a place Jan. 8- There was no school today, becau e • Maybe it would be nice if they c leared the '·But they're culling down the trees!" she room. But I'm sure the university had its where a run-away from the neighborhood had of the big snowstorm, so I called my friend: whole area away, and made it into a big lawn. told me. " Aren't trees more important than reasons. lived for a while before the police caught Rachel to ask her if she wanted to go, your stupid view? What if they cut down all • him. sledding. She sweetly agreed, but just as I 1 Jan. 1-I thought a lillie more about the tree the trees?" Jan. 6 -Dear Diary: I realized after I wrote Then one day I walked out into the had finished walking down to her dorm, a: thing today, and I realized my reaction might Then, of course, I explained to Rachel my my last entry that I really should explain a bit backyard, and there was a bulldozer clearing snowball whizzed right past my head into a ~ also be because I have an innate distrust for theory of sustai nable development: how a about my friend Rachel and why she was so the woods away, ri ght past the cornfield. I snowdrift. It was packed around a note, and • the university bureaucracy. I feel bad nation has certain, finite resources, and must upset with me. W ~'ve been close ever since called Rachel, and she cried about it. Later on the note said, "Go play with Satan. Signed, : whenever I make snap, instinctive judgments balance resource conservation with a certain we were in grade school together. She's I went out and dug a little trench in the your former friend Rachel , authorized ; like that. I really shouldn't feel that way, as minimum standard of growth and always been, well, kind of funny about trees. woods, hopi ng one of the bulldozers would representative of God, Saint Flora, and all ' I've been well treated by thi s university, on development. Every nation, I told her, must She went through some turbulent times when fall in and break and th at the development arboreal life on the planet Earth." I felt bad 1 the whole. Why, just before th e end of the therefore make an inventory of these s he first came to college, but now she's might sto p for a while, but it didn't seem to after that, so I went and threw snowballs at : semester, Aramark sent my mother the nicest resources in some fashion or another and settling Jown. She's a member of a sect bother them much. snow-bound cars. But planetary development' letter telling how her son had run all out of decide, base;d on current priorities and called Mormiccanism, a kind of mixture They made four developments out of o ur has not been significantly retarded, so far as II poi nts, and wouldn't it be nice if she ~nt him scientific knowledge, which ones must be between Mormonism and Wicca. She's tried woods. Ridgewood Glenn and M eadow­ have been able to tell. some as a lillie pre-Christmas gift. Fifteen preserved and which ones can be developed. to explain it to me, but it all goes pretty much wood Farms and Termin Run and Colin's frantic voice-mail messages later, I finally But she just looked at me and said , "But over my head. Apparently, polygamy is Way. They were nice developments, but I Evan Williford is an ulitorial columnist for The called back and assured my mother that I had all those trees are dead now." possible with certain spiritually advanced thought they we~en't as nice as our woods Revi ew. He can be reached for e-mail at "ptah. " a meal plan and no, I wasn't starving, and she Unfortunately, I couldn't really argue with yew trees, but she tells me it's illegal in most had been. So what's so wrong with How to make New Year's everybody speaking English? more violent & more fun

I would like to take thi s is it? The evening of D ecember 31, society that allows itr;::======:::;l when it is squeezed in· 1995 was quite possibly the opportunity to respond to the Dec. Guest When people come to the t o get out its some sort of water torture, I editorial by Peter Hall regarding United States and apply for happiest of my e ntire existence. aggression. device. 1 the English Language bill Commentary citize nship, there are many things For it was on that night that I Opponents bring The Death Penalty:· currently before C o n g ress. The they must learn. Why shouldn ' t realized New Year 's Eve no longer up the whole Live' Your favorite arguments presented are the exact Tara A Sersen English be o n e of them? Why had to consist of getting wasted or inhumane th ing and criminals, fried su nn y-1 sa me a rguments I h ave read shou l dn't every American be s pending hoo.r upon h our say it promotes side up or scrambled o r elsewhere on this topic, and I fear required to learn h ow to concocting a suitable resolution for violence. But so however you like · em ! they make no more sense this time communicate with every other the coming year or watching the what ? Who does n't Watch as Uncle Sam zaps aspects of , r11erica n culture, than in the past. The major fault in American ? When a Hungarian deceptively youthful former host of want th e1r kids o ut the bad guys and which was itself a hodgepodge of the argument is the assumption immigrant learns Americar. American Bandstand describe what dialing up Pay Per makes hi s c itizen feel other cultural traditi o ns , and that the standardization of English history , he doesn ' t forget I can see just fine with my own two View and putting a nice and cozy in their e nric he d that culture with some of will be to the complete exclusion Hungarian history. The first time eyes: a big, cheesy, di sco hall $50 charge o n their Peter Bothum h o m es while he does their ow n traditions. It was of all ot her languages in all he eats plum pudding he doesn ' t falling in Times Square , sleaze cable bill so they can L------_J something that is totally important, though, that they learn situations, formal and private. forget how to make kiffles. capital of the world . learn the fine art of beating the shit illegal according to most law English in order to be a fully N o o ne is requiring that other Rather, he is likely to share his The best recipe for a fantasti c ou t of someone? Wh at a sma ll books: murder. functional, actively participating languages may not be spoken in kiffles with the person who gave and fulfilling New Year's Eve is a price to pay to turn your child into Mark Furhman's Ultimate member of society here. ot her than governmenta l him plum pudding. This doesn't little bit of beer and a whole lot of a juvenile delinquent. Soccer Championships. Soccer can Now , with mass functions. The measure states that imply he will teach Hungarian to violence, namely a get pretty boring with so few comm uni cati o ns which allow all Americans must speak English every American who speaks higher form of scores coming in the average game. information t o be tra nsmitted - not that they may not also Eng! ish to him, but that he wi II athletics known as But under the di rectio n of one of nationwide in as many languages speak other languages. And why enrich the lives of many The Ultimate the most hateful a nd disgusting as there are people to understand The soccer ball shou ld every American not be Americans with hi s culture (and Fighting individuals this country has seen in them, many people are los ing required to h ave a working make us fat with his kirtles') But Championships. years ( next to David Duke ; sight of the fact that there is the knowledge of some common he can only do that if he can That's right. could be replaced members of The Aryan Y ou tho '.':hole of society o utside their l a nguage? This m eas ure will communicate w ith those Instead of ringing Movement and the Ku Klux Klan, communities. While in the past ensure that a !i Americans have a Americans to begin with. in 1996 w ith a with a human head. to name a few ), several key rule individual in a d ozen isolated means for comm un icating with The need for a commo n significant other c hanges could be implemented to Spanish-speaking communities o ne another. Otherwise, we would language is obvious. The choice or some relative Think of the gore! spice things up a little. had to learn to speak Eng! ish to have lots of little pockets of of English as that common who I haven ' t The soccer ball cou ld be deal with the r est of society people who a re complete l y language is also obvious. This seen for eons or Think of the fun! replaced wi th a human head. Think outside the borders of each of isolated from a ll the o ther little isn't a case of xenophobia. or anyone I care of the gore' Think of the fun! their communities. now they can groups o f people. This doesn't some new-fangled me a n s of about at all, I sped Members of certain racial just turn on the TV and make for a very " multic ultural " oppression. It is an assurance that towards mi dnight groups - under the approval o{ communicate o nly with other society, does it? we as a society will be able to wi th a s lew of multi-talented But personally , I don ' t think America' s Favorite Racist - could Spanish-speaking individuals in Between about 300 and 70 maintain some threads of unity in strongmen who probably advanced we· ve done enough as a nation to be chosen fro m the a udience and other Spanish communities, years ago, when there was a world in which fragmentation is to the Ultimate Fighting promote violence. I mean , having t ied to the goal p ost so tha effectively isolating themselves massive immigration to the United increasingly supported by Championships by becoming the the death penalty as a means to members of both teams could from everyone e lse. States, immigrants found they had special ized market-oriented local pub lunatic in their hometown murder criminals for whom we pound o n them continuously . If this trend continues, we will to learn English in order to media, and by people who think by pounding m o re humans than the can 't fi nd any o ther solution is Feed The Non-Christians To evolve into a society in which a ll function in society. There was no "multic ulturalism" means bringing next pot-bellied freak . great, hut we need to do more. The Lions. This was done by the people are isolated from all o ther need to require it because these a halt to cultural assimilatio n. And this is athleti cs at its finest. What will Pay Per View come Romans a long time ago, but back people not of 1he same specific individuals fo und o ut in very short Multiculturalism isn ' t about Don't let anybody tell you up with for its next huge then it was the Christians who were cultural pattern. The o nl y means o rder that it was a necessity a nd isolating everyone from everyone otherwise. To hell w ith measuring promotion? What will those sleazy, being used as cat food . I ' m sure for interaction will be in the that they would not be able to else in an attempt to maintain cold athletic excellence by eeing how money-hungry vermin think up for more of the co untry wou ld be courtroom or the h o lding cell. interact with the rest of society a nd fast boundaries of cultural many touc hdowns an individual th e next New Year' s Eve Family persuaded to tune in if the game is This will restrict the movement of otherwise. definition . It 's about peop le can score or how many home runs Extravaganza? H ere are a few played this way. c it ize ns in thi s country - if a They all maintained their native coming together and functioning a ballplayer can hit in a season. suggestions: Wh y B ob Meyrowitz never German-s peaking individual languages and s poke those as one society without losing sight In Ultimate Fighting, two guys The Ultimate Torture thought of any of this stuff before travels thro ugh a Chinese region languages 1n their ow n of their pasts. It" s about people are put in a caged ring and must Championships. Contestants bring is beyond me. But it' s more thari (presumably o n his way to another communities. In this way they keeping in to u ch with their fight it ou t until th e o ther o ne the ir favorite ho memade toys to a likely that any psychotic who could German-speaking region ), that were assimilated into American traditions while also accepting and submits. This is true talent. large a rena (pre fe rably somewhere come up with the vile, di sgusting person will n o t be able to find society without losing many of the even participating in o ther Immoral. disgusting. brutal and down South, where o ld , outdated. freak show that is The Ultima!~ lodging o r food, read the road traditions and ways of their nati ve peoples' traditions - which cant inhumane you say·J Sure it is. Arid brutal practices like slavery have Fighting Championships is capabl~ s i _g ns or communicate with law you've probably heard both s ides o nly recently been outlawed) and of stooping to the very lowest societies. Thi s was the true enforcement officials , and wil l be done without a ny means for meaning of the melting pot of the heated debate already. perform them on opponents unti I levels of inhumanity. result in that person being treated communication. concept. When a group o f peo ple Ulti mate Fighting president Bob they submit. H o pe full y, several with suspicion. This Peter Botlwm is the e111ertai11ment were introduced from any given Tara Serse1i is a guest editorial Meyrowitz and his supporters say c lose-ups will be taken when the fragmentation of society is n o t editor for The Review. society, they assimilated some co /um11i st for The Review. their "sport" i s a " release" for blood spurts from someone's head particularly " multicultural ," now, pork brains information because no pork brains, you cannot .~:~·~~~~:~g:~.;~eath .~~ .,~~~: C:,~,~ ..~:~ f \\ ~ person intelligent telling you - the informed consumer - consumer - that very modest can of this enough to spell R .D.A. eat for the next nine and a half days. This that the product will kill you . Food , Nutrasweet is contains- I am not would even thin k clearly goes without saying. beverages, condiments, plastic bags, present, it does making this up - about e ating the A final commen t on nutritional label cleaning suppli es, power tools, lawn darts, not mention that one thousand a nd s tuff. Also , it is shortcomings is the lack of labe ls on things those little plastic trinke t s in vending lab rats devel o p sixty percent of the basically telling you- the curious consumer - really want mac h ines outside supermarket s. nearly cancer merely by U.S.R.D.A. of you the to know about. For example, why did the every product tells you -the concerned look ing at that cholesterol. fear l ess Newark water supply start tasting consumer- in bold fine print just exactly silly little Thi s is too consumer funny las t week? You'- the how deadly it is. u t r a s w e e t m u c h that observant consumer - may recall, Food product warning labels are more Brad Marceluk symbol . Diet after o ne it was right after the melting ice helpful than most other kinds, because they caffeine-free soda serving of carried vast quantities of road salt convey information that you- the average is , in fact, nearly and chemicals into the sewers. This consumer - would not know merely by so fearsome a killer as an entire sack of consumer, for one, would like to see a warning label for the public having an IQ that approaches double-digits. potato chips. ..~~~§~~~~~~ [n some ways , however, even the Pork Brains, on the other water s upply , hopefully illustrious utritional Information labels hand, contain entirely before the current vast come up short. too much supply of snow Two clear cases of misinformation are information. was hes the the labeling o n diet caffeine-free sodas and The !abe~ has current vast -that fes ti ve family favorite- Po rk a picture of supply of salt Brains in Milk Gravy. a c heery into pans Diet caffeine-free sodas give you - the scrambled unknown. optimistic consumer - the impression that e g g they are not going to kill you. They have breakfast no fat, no cholesterol, no calories, no salt, th at appears no preservatives, no anyth ing. The lines of to have a cat- zeroes appear to mean that the can contains f o o d - I i k e nothing but carbonated water that tastes substance smeared good. o n it. this being the pork Brad Marceluk is a freshman Not so. The can also contains the brains. As if th is is not enough editorial columnist for The Review. SLAB OF CLAY It's 4 a.m: Gumbx's on TV. It reminds you of a simpler time. Saturday cartoons with your big brother. You suddenly miss him. So you call. He says, "You're my pony pal Pokey/' There ain't a dry eye in the house.

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Filmm~king stars will visit the 100% Wacky: Screwball univers~ty to celebrate the first comedies are overlooked 0 gems uv o!~?u!.~!rs ~,~~~~~~"' '"' ·p"'" BY GARY GEISE of the day naturally focused on th e Feurur"' Edaor Fiction,"' among others. Echtoriaf Editor sort of characters th e public could For a full century, the American But the fi lm industry has never Boy meets girl. Boy loathes girl. escape into: people wi th excessive film industry ~as created some- been solely about the classics. Girl is mad about boy. Girl pursues amounts of money, and nary a care thing out of n ot~ing . For a hundred Since there have been a hundred boy tirelessly. Boy thinks he is very in the world. years, floatinglimages of li ght ''Ishtar"s for every '·Manchurian annoyed by pursuit. In fact , he is These people are placed in absurd flashi ng agains a flat wall have Candidate." there is equal room in falling in love with her and doesn' t sitl!ati ons, beset with mistaken ide n­ entertained, ed cated, enlightened the class for low-rent directors. realize it (he is also falling in ditch­ tities, invested wi th rapier wits. and changed s ciety. These mov- John Waters. a notorious cham- es, down stairs and stuff, but this he Their creators, such gifted filmmak­ ing pictures h e been ingrained pion of the trashy flick, is the first presumably does reali zc>). Girl man­ ers as Howard Hawks, Leo McCarey into Americant' culture. and the director speaking. On Tuesday. at 8 ages to engage and wed boy before and the inimitable Preston Sturges exporting of merican culture p.m. in the Rodney Room, this he knows it. Boy suddenly thinks followed a tradi tion, according to through film h s become a multi- director of '·Serial Mom·· and this is somewhat OK. · film th eorist Wes Gehring, of "the Lillion dollar industry. " Pink Flamingos'' will discuss hi s There. You ' ve got a screwball comic antihero''- a tradition whose Because of this importance. the films and "the beau:y of good bad comedy. earlier incarnations included Laurel university is offering a course over taste." Tt 's an old tradition in American and Hardy, early Marx Brothers, and Winter Session that analyzes He started as a studio o ut sider, film , but one that sti ll works for a the fictio nal characters of James movies and the movie industry. making hi s seminal 1972 "Pink barrel of giggles and a peck of belly Thurber (like Walter Milly). This is also the first article in a Flamingoes," outside of the bounds laughs. Since the heyday of the The comi c antihero, says Gehring series to run the length of Winter of taste and the Ho ll ywood st udi o screwball comedy - the mid-1930s in his 1986 book "Screwball Session that will be devoted to system for an extremely low bud· to the mid-'40s - the language of Comedy,"' has "abundant leisure motion pictures. get of around $10.000. Since the n. fi lm comedy has evolved in sy nch time. chi ldlike na'ivete ... an apol iti­ Although some sc holars debate hi s influence has spread , and he with the times: the domestic farces cal nature,'' lives in the city. and is exact!} what consti tutes the begin- has moved on, directing of the '50s, the mod satires of the fru strated. And by golly, he's right. ning of he motion picture, most ''Hairspray" and "Seri a l Mom'' ' 60s, Woody Allen's wo rk (an essay That is what Cary Grant and compa­ agree in America that it hegan in from within Hollywood. unto itself on the evolution of come­ ny are all about. But such a desc rip­ April 1896, when Thomas Edison See related stories on dy), the Mad-Magazine-on-Meth fla­ tion doesn't intimate j ust how hilari­ had a demonstration of hi s vor of the Zucker/Abrams/Zucker ous the old screwball comedies can Vitascope projector. There had independent films and film movies ("Airplane ," "Police Squad1'' sti II be. been numerou gimmicks that sim­ animation, page B4. and the like), the fake documelliary, Of course, screwball comedies ulated movement in the 19th centu ­ and, most recentl y, the Seinfeld­ didn't all follow the formula we ry, but this exhibition near the end influenced ·• much ado about noth­ opened with above. William Powell of century was the first in the coun­ Two weeks later, on Jan. 29 at 8 ing" style comedy which Kevin and Myrna Loy, for example, played try. The French, however, had the p.m., Robert Townsend. the direc­ Smith has pur to such effective use in the married couple Nick and Nora first showing ever, in December of tor of "The Parent ' Hood," wi ll be "Clerks" and "Mallrats.'' Charles in several 'Thin Man" 1895. four months earlier. featured. " Hollywood Shuffle" is These comedies reflect th e times movies, ba ed on the Da~hiel l One hundred years later, the what he is most remembered for in wh ich they are made. So these Hammett novel of the same name. industry has survived the inroads directing. This film , a satire about comedies get dated. So the people in Here the comedy comes from the of radio. television and VCRs, each the struggle of African-Americans them are wearing fu nny clothes. So reluctant pursuit of evildoers, rather of wh ich were predicted at th e time to break into film without landing the oldies are (horrors!) in black and than a wacky heiress pu rsuing an to eliminate movies. There are sev­ stereotyped roles, won praise and white. So what? I'll let you in on a aloof bachelor. eral reasons for this. acclaim, and wil l be shown on the secret: Cary Grant was the funniest So here, for the enrichment of '·Film is an art that matters to 25th. actor ever. your video-renti ng savvy, is a short people." said Dr. Harris Ross, the This too was an independently And Holl ywood knew it. Grant list of classic screwball s that will English professor who is teaching created film, fi nanced partially was in many of the great screwballs, more than pay for themselves in the film class. with Townsend's credit cards. employing hi s patented bemused chuckles ... The c lass will be a chance for After a st ru ggle, the film was expression and dry. put-upon deliv­ students and th e general public to picked up and d1st ri buted by the ery at, say, the gi rl in pursuit , or a It Happened One Night ( 1934) talk with directors and see movies Samuel Goldwyn Co. "Holl ywood pair of wives, or a pair of homicidal Considered the very first screwball about movies and the motion pi c­ Shuffle" wil l be shown this month aunts. Among male actors. at least, comedy, Frank Capra's comedy was ture industry. Ross said he hopes in a series of films about fil ms. Grant had the best comic timing and the first film ever to win all the top his class will hit the high points of These films are free and open to range of expression (on the female Oscars (best actor, actress, director, American cinema. beginning with the public, and are shown side of things it's not so clear-cut­ and film). The film stars C laudette the first motion experiments a cen­ Wednesday and Thursday nights in Carole Lombard? Claudette Colbert ? Colbert as a spoi led heiress running tury ago, to the cu rrent releases, in Smith 140. "The Big Night'' and Kath arine Hepburn 7 ) away from her family and an Lmhap­ which he said he is disappointed. ''The Purple Rose of Cairo" are on Back in them days, kids. America py engagement. Clark Gable plays a '·For the centenary of American the slate for next week. followed a was depressed. Greatl y depressed, in reporter tryi ng to get the scoop on film , they' ve been uniformly week later by Brian DePalma's fact. After the stock market crashed her; their init ial di sli king for each awful." ''Blowout'' and " Holl ywood in 1929, peopl e we re poor and their other melts slowly throughout the Ross said some of his personal Shuffle." "The Player.'' Robert lives were gray and everybody had movie. Legend has it Bugs Bunny !-time favorites arc A lfred Altman's 1992 film concludes the pain s and nobody liked their rel a­ cock's "Vertigo.'' "Ci ty series on the 3 1st. ti ves. The moti on picture comedies see SCREWBALLS page

Carrot Top brings his wonderful toys to ~own

BY APRIL HELMER Wendy's fast food chain for about human embodiment of the cartoon But Carrot Top, the consummate Manuxinx Feuturt!'i Editor six years now, wi ll be bringing hi s world as we are likely to find ," professional, just created some new "l wake up whenever I wake up, inventive comedy to the Grand according to Stephen Croncota, inventions. " I went hauling ass to unless I have to travel or do inter­ Opera House 1n Wilmington senior vice president of creative ser­ the K-mart.'' he says. views or something. Then I have my Saturday. vices for Cartoon Network and the In 1994 hi s red curl s, freckled Pop-Tart and coffee - l love cof­ "That's probably the most popu­ executive producer for "A.M. face and neato gadgets scored him fee , I drink it all day long." lar thing people recognize me for: · Mayhem." an American Comedy Award for That explains a lot. No wonder says Carrot Top about being in pub­ Touring is hi s main focus. He' ll Best Male Stand-':!Jl. More recently, comedian Carrot Top is a ball of lic. " People are reall y nice , though . be performing two shows Saturday he signed a three-film deal with hyperactivity dipping into trunks o f It 's not like I can't go out." and he says he likes Delaware audi­ Trimark Pictures. Hi s first venture invention during a show. But he doesn' t have much time to ences because "they just seem will start shooting thi s spring with He continues his daily schedule: go out and sightsee, with approxi­ happy to be there.'' the title "Chairman of the Board ," "I work· out, read the newspaper. mately 175 dates per year at col­ The crux of his shows are his which sounds frighteningly like last shoot some heroin, take a nap, shoot leges alone, he says, pho ning in inventions, which combine ordinary year's ii lms ''Tommy Boy" and some more heroin , take another nap, from Colorado where he is taking tools for an all-new purpose. Trunks " Billy Madison.'' But Carrot Top hoot some more heroin and do a time off before this year's tour and trunks house props like person­ says he has a lot of creative control show." begins. ali zed tennis rackets for today's and hi s movie will be different - Silence. In addition to hi s stand-up act, notable players. For Monica Seles, a namely he is the star in stead of a "Oh, you meant my average day Carrot Top has a morning show on racket with a rear view mirror. Saturday Night Live cast member. -I was thinking of Keith Richards' the cable channel The Cartoon Jenni fe r Capriotti would have a Tickets are still available for the average day," he says. Network. There he hosts "Carrot racket with an instrument with comedian at the Opera House box Actually, besides the addiction to Top's A .M. Mayhem," with selected which to smoke marijuana. John office. and there is a student dis­ Pop-Tart s (he says he's eaten one cartoons and various alter egos. He McEnroe would be aided by the count offered making the show a bit every morning for the past I 0 years) began by doing voice-overs and bullhorn on his racket when he more affordable. With all the plans he's into clean living and snow introductions at the channel and was wants to argue with the game judge. the comedian has for the future, it 's boarding while on vacation. th en offered hi s own program. He He recall one evening when his probably a good idea to see him Courtesy of Creative Managemcllt Carrot Top, who has been imper­ stands as the first real-life person on luggage was lost; consequently a now whi le you have the chance. sonating the mascot from the the channel, and is "as close to a majority of hi s act was also lost. And bring your own Pop Tarts. Carrot Top will bring his trunks of inventions to the Graacl Opera House in Wilmington Saturday night. Bl• THE REVIEW . January 12, 1996

·. i ···(, ...... ·.··,·. i '"'W T'\.-l p;r Stray Tracks. r Harmonic voice of Eny'a Welcome back to ewark. South Second Street Friday. They everybody. (Yippee.) I hope you bring their original batch of Dave carries latest release all had a good wi nter solstice and Mathew's and Blues Traveler rip­ found time to get far away from offs with them. These guys Thl' Memory of Trees bly the track destined for the heaviest radio play. campus. always get critical acclaim. I think Enya The song's light and tapping melody is at best After being shut indoor; for they suck. Go and decide for Ret>rise Recnrds unfulfilling and at worst annoying. The lyrics. ' three days like a caged cougar yourself. Polar Creep opens. Rating: -,'r .'r:.'r:.'r mentioned above, are the kind of wis hy-washy because of the weather, you're all For those of you who are inter­ stuff - focusi ng on moonlight. oceans and ; probabl y ready to bum olf soone ested in seeing good. original BY JIMM Y P. M ILLE R images of colors and nature - th at Enya usual­ stress and pmty till you hurt. mustc, the Kyber Pass has £door in Chu•f ly writes. Let ·s get to it. Caterpillar on Saturday. Pie and In the second song of Enya 's latest CD ''The But one ~lass of watery whiskey does not Skulpey open. Cover is $6 Friday. Memory of Trees," the Celtic vocalist sings, "in spoil this Iri sh barrel. The third song. "Pax FRIDAY AND SATURDAY $5 Saturday. mo1ion on the ocean/ the moon still keeps on mov­ Deorum." comes back with a vengeance and is ing( the waves still keep on waving/ and I still keep the best song on the album. It begins with the The Barn Door in / Madcap zaniness on going." sou nd of pounding rain and changes to a pound­ Wilmington bri ngs in ., rules Friday at the Coda Enya is not known as a lyricist, and no one will ing base which does not ease throughout the local acts Crash. Fm11ous Tavem when cover band accuse her of being a poet after hearing this album. tune. (don't they wish), and Explosive Barking Spiders plays. Crawling Her appeal, however, lies in her ability to make The Latin words and haunting, blending ' Kate for a night of altemative. dogs and sweaty people will be in instruments out of voice . Her music has been voices give the listener a sense of the Gregorian beat side. It adds a touch of sunlight to the end of a home-grown music. On Saturday. attendance. Five bucks to get in ; known to stir and soothe the soul, even when the Chant but at a furious. sinister pace. The listener can rainy-day dtsc. the Tatnall Street temple of local be there by 10 p.m. words are in another language. feel the walls of a medieval monastery. hooded Enya seems to be ·truggling to get back to the ' music host Blind nlusion. Blis-. She does thi s once again on her fourth solo disc. monks and something lurking in the shadows behind excell ence of her second solo album, "Watermark ... · and Bag ·o ickels (for those of / Rock on Saturday ·T~es " has five songs i; English. one in Iri sh, one in the next corner. By far her best work. '·Watermark'' took the li stener you with empty pockets). " night at Newark's own Sp11- ni sh. one in Latin and three instrumental pieces. The rest of the disc is generally slower, more from African storms to tropical beaches to the moors The fes ti vities begin around 9 Deer Park with Gingham fhe myriad of languages gives her music a uni­ relaxing and comforting. Enya's previous release, of Ireland. It was a landmark piece and the tirst dis­ p.m. both nights, so get there Schmuz. While you're at it, you versal, ubiquitous feel. You don 't have to be Irish to ·'Shepherd Moons,'' had much the same sense of tinctly Enya album, breaking away from the style of early. Also. parking is difficult might as well drinkum booze. appreci ate the haunting choruses and rounds in the quiet and tranquillity. "Trees" is probably not some­ Clannad, her family's hand which she was a member with all the snowd!ifts. so the Sunday sees Wilmington Jazz mu'sic. thing to blast at your next party. but it's perfect back­ of unti I 1984. Bam Door manager recommend-; master Dexter Koonce at the Deer fhe first and title track of the di c begins slowly, ground noise for studying or reading. Despite the amateur-poet lyrics. whtch have little that you car pool and keep all Park. where there's never a cover. hrcioding and building until, like a tree falling in a 'Tea-House Moon:· the eighth song on ·Trees." is or nothmg to do with trees or foliage- ··The hue of small children on lca>hes. 1l1e fun starts at 9:30 both nights. fo rest, a group of female alto voices crashes through an instrumental piano piece, complete with synthe­ mdigo and blue, .. she si ngs on the sixth track. "Chtna the-deep bass of the background. sizer to give it a spacy, celestial feel. Roses:· - ''The Memory of Trees,.. succeeds as a / For those of you with TUESDAY The second song, ·'Anywhere is." is more up-beat The last track, "On My Way Home," brings the haunting. mystical album and a showpiece for this " stoudt endurances. than most Enya tunes and , because of th is, is proba- Jlbum full circle. It is light. more on the happy, up- Celtic Harpie's voice. · O'Ftiels in Wilmington Looking ahead to has special guest Seamu' mid-week. legendary Kennedy from 9 p.m. to I a.m. director John w~. ters of both nights. Kennedy plays a mi>.. "Hairspray:· "Pink Flamingos" The Greatest Hits Collection Missing of traditional and contemporary and "Setial Mom" fame come to A fan Jackson Tolll McCormack Irish music. ll1e Belfast native the Rodney Room of the Perkins In the Stores Arista Records Spotted Dog will also have sing-a-longs. bal­ Student Center. Waters will be Rating: >'(:.'h'c'c Rating: >'c ..'c :.'r Ne:W Disease lads and jokes. giving a talk based on the lecture / ODO Mona Lisas There is no cover, and pints of series and Winter Session class Every form of music ha it s sellouts, defined If you could combine the crystal clear \Oice of RCA Guinness go for . ~3.25 . Bting lob " I 00 Years of Film ... It stans at 8 simply as those artists who have bucked originality folk-pop legend James Taylor with the soulful Rating: -:.'c.' of money. p.m. ant it's free. If there ·s one and creativit y and chosen to make records that pipes of folk legend ~in-the-making Tracy I e' em you get to this wi mer. this snugly match what the public want s. Chapman. and put that voice in front of the defunct I want to b.: punk. You want to be punk. That / Moto-.. n and fun!.. should be it. On hi s '·Greatest Hits Collection:· Alan Jack on I 0.000 Maniacs. you would have Tom guy's mom over there wants to be punk. I 000 ., greats L.:nn) and the gives 20 reasons why he doesn't belong with Garth McCormack and hi s gorgeous new album. Mona Lisas want to be punk. Soul Senders I ight up Also on Tuesday, and also Brooks and Billy Ray Cyrus in the country sell out "Missing ... Or so it seems in these post-Dookie days. M.R. Docs Friday night, while free. is "Workteams and the bin. McCormack ·s piano lifts the anthemtc title They have the necessary crunchy gui tars. sense Saturday the bar will have local Wi/.ard of 0~:.'' a video and dis­ Gorgeous fiddles and acoustic slide guitars are track from the lowest depths to an awful bli's and of di splacement and well-crafted surly insolence. gurus Montana Wtlda.xc. Sunday cu"ion on communication. diver­ joined by the occasiona(piano in " Livin'~On Love," gives the sun-drenched '·Coming" the perfect hut th ere is something mi ssing. Although the album Docs hosts the Lost Boys. sit) and goal-setting sponsored by (from the 1994 album "Who I Am") a wonderful. amount of power without dominating the song. rocks intermittently, it is not reall y all that different It gets started at 9:30 all three the Student Activities Oflice. It's old-fashioned country ballad. The lush production on "Missing" a ll ows the from the Off pring, albeit a bit more seriou and night;, and cover runs up to $3. designed for student leaders to Rollicking stompers include ·'Mercury Blues." a li stener to pick among the diverse array of instru­ min us the latter's ska tendencies. M.R. Docs is located in beautiful. impro,·e their organizations. but new version of the smash ·'Chattahoochee:· and the ments. The synth at the beginning of "Home" They even have a secret hidden extra track (#15) dowmown Hockessin. anyone can attcnJ. I think. It starts hoot "Don't Rock The Jukebox;· while "Dallas." stands out ni cely. and the majestic accordion on wit h an alterna-cool cover of a despised ci(\ssic at 3 p.m. in the Rodney Room " Home" and the Neil Young-like "Midnight In both "Time of our Times" and the title track enter rock song (The Wing's "Jet"). This track finishes Increasingly popular the Student Center. Montgomery·· e li cit images of wide-open fields and and exit the musical blend smooth!) . off another album of punk-by-numbers. Philadelphia band Ben Arnold di tant Southern towns. plays the Kyber Pass Pub on -Jimmy P. Miller -Peter Bollwm - Derek Harper -Peter Botlwm HOROSCOPES mJ Book Nook ~

BY BII~ LJAEGER sure why. Maybe bcc~use I wanteJ 10 lend the moment that son For Friday, January 11, 1996 of comy Dons Da) romance. make it more memorable than it Newark Cinema Center (737-3720) Cop_,. Des!.. Chllj otherwise would ha'e been. (Allumes good through Sun .. Jan. 14) In 1 ick Hornby'; new novci"High Ftdclit) ... reader; are put CAP R ICORN ( DEC.22-J AN. CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) to the ultimate que;tion about relationships: ho" can) ou love "You kno\\. you·n: \\Ith someone. and you stan to say Father of The Bride 2 ~ : 45. 8:00. 10:15 (Fn.) 19) You will have some questions 1:45. 5:15. 8:00. 10:15 (Sat. Sun.) Grumpier somebody who has terrible taste in music ') something. and then ynu slop. and ~he goes 'What?' and you Old Men 5:30.7:45. IO:OO(Fri.) 1:30,5:30.7:45. Destiny will play a larger role in today, but you mustn't let on that :vi ore than that. "High Fidelity"take<, an In-depth. albeit sar­ go 'Nothing." and she goes, 'Please say it,' and you go· o. it'll 10:00 (Sal.. Sun.) Th·o if by Sea 6. 8:15. 10.30 your personal affairs than you you are doubting yourself at all. castic look at the male psyche. with all its flaw,. tic!..s and sound stuptd." and then '>he make; ynu spit It out. e' en though (Fn.) :!. 6. 8:55. 10:30 tSai.. Sun.) expected today. You must be will­ Try to remain confident at a ll quirks. and ho" we usually kno\\ what the nght thing tn do IS you'd been intendmg to <,ay it all along, and she thinks it's all ing to turn on a dime. times. - we just don't do it. the more 'aluablc for being hard won." Regal Peoples Plaza 13 (83-1-8510) The protagonist. Rob. owns a failing record store that spe­ ll1i~ son of httmg honesty really htts home 10 tho e "ho (All tunes good through Thurs.Jan. 18) AQUA R IUS (JAN.20-FEB.I8 ) LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) cializes in esoJenc. hard-to-lind records Hts world re,·ohes ha\c weathered rock) rcbt10nshtps and !>Uf\'I'ed to tell the tale. Toy Story I: 30. -1 :00. 7:00. 9.30 Nixon 8Tom You will derive a great deal of Yo u will e njoy something unex­ around music, and he considers an)tme le<,s musically educat­ Rob goes O\"Cf Ioptc<, mngmg from being uncomfortable and Huck 12:45,2:45. -1:45 T'w if by Sea l: 10. inspiratio n from the plight of pected today because it will ed than himself to be ncar wot1hle\\. about leuing girllricnds sec sluptd baby ptctures Io interrogat­ 4 10. 7:10. 9:50l..awnmowcr lao II 1:20.4:20. someone e lse who has been close brig hten your spirit. This new Furthem\Ore. Rob·s gtrlfnend Lll!ra tcccntly hroke up with ing them about thetr cx-ho~ friends and whether I hey \\ ere bet­ 7·~tl.lJ:55 An Eycfor an Eye 1 25.4:25. 7:25. 10 to you for some time. You can development will have you look­ him, and he i" stil l trying to deal wuh her loss - very poor!). ter 111 bed. Dof'l be a l\lcnace I :30.4 30. 7:30, 10 Jumanji jump in and help o ut. in g to the future with greater in fact. Rob !..no" s lm problems Jre ofien petty and stupid. and it I 2J. 4:25. 7:25. Q -15 Dunston Checks I. -1 :05. enthusiasm. We are told the story doesn·1 really mauer if 7 It,. 9:30 Wailing to Exhale t. 4. 7. 9:50 P ISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) through Rob's sarcastic. the guy before was bet­ Monkeys 12:50 .. 4: 15. 7:05. 9:45 Th· ~· c You can be a little more aggres­ VIRGO (AUG.23-SEPT.22) self-depreciating eyes. ter in bed or if she sec G 1picr Old Me n 1:15, 4:10. 6:50 Heat 9 s ive than usual today. and no one You may fee l the influence o f Rob basically introduces the baby picture; - Fat r ofthe Bride 2 1:15 . .t: 15. 7:15. 9.-10 Bio will take offense. You can get someone e lse today, despite your himself by li sting his but he worries about it Dof'C 1:05.4:05.7:05. tO remarkable results by the end~ of I eagerness to be indepe ndent. "desert-island. all-ti me. anyway. just like all I the day. There will be some things that you men do. and it causes CHristiana Mall (368-9600) top live most memorable j ust can' t get away from. him no end of grief. (A1IIimes good Fri .. J:tP. 11-Mon .. hn. 15) split-ups:· making a point A RIES (MARC H 2 1-APRIL 19) To)IJ;tory 12.2.-1.6:1 5. :15.10 Eyeforan Eye that his most recent girl­ Homby approaches Are you really on track at this 12. h10. 4:15. 7:30. 9:50 Twelve ~ l o nkevs LIBRA (SEPT. 23-0CT. 22) friend. Lau ra. i; not on the life and relationships 1 12:io. 3:30. 7:15. tO Waiting to Exhale 1::io. time' This will be a good day 10 Buff up your appearance today li s1. He says she probably with a distinctly dry. 4 1l1. 9:45 Sabrina 12:15. 3:15. 7:15. 9:50 look back and as ess your and strive to show o ff o nly the would have made the top British wit. but i able f progress during the firs t few best of your character and ability. 10. hut if she had real!) to avoid sounding CiDemark Mcvies 10 (99+7075) weeks or the year. This approach will yield many wamed 10 mess him up, slllffy. His writing style (A1 ~ime< good through Thurs .. Jan. IM) rewards. she should have gotten to is easy to read. and Twdolf By &>a I: 10. 2:55. 3:20. 5:05. 5:30. 7: 15 . TAU R US (A PRIL20-MAY 20) him earlier in his life. lends itself to long 7.-l 9:25.9:50. 11 :35 Biodomc 1:00,2--15. 3:15. The things that are ordinarily high SCORPIO (O CT. 23-NO V. 21 ) Rob then goes on to stretches of reading - 5. 5:30. 7:15. 7:45. 9:30. 1000. 11:-15 on your list may be eclipsed today This will he a good day to focus dcsctibe each relationship assuming readers can Junfmji 12:-15. 2:39. 3:05.-1 :59.5:25. 7.19. 7:4~. by something that aiises and takes on domest ic issues. A questio n of in depth, srani ng with the recover from the count­ 9:3<.J; 10il5, 11 :59 Tom and Huck 12:55. 1:38. you by surprise. lifestyle may arise by the end of ti rs1. less chuckJes and belly 3.0(\ 5:15.6:58 Dunston Checks In 12:40. 2:30. the day. but you will handle it Hi s first relationship laughs "High Fidelity" 2:5;'. 4:-15. 5:15. 7:05. 7:35. 9:25. 9:55. 11 :-15 GEMIN I (M AY 21-JUNE 20) with apl omb. with a girl was when he will cenainly inspire. La'iJtmower Man 2 1:05.2:-18 . 3:15. -1 :58. 5:25. The ordinary should no t be under­ " as 12, and she pulled Hornby's characters 7-0it7:.15. 9:18.9:-15. 11 :28Grumpier Old Men estimated today. You can derive SAGITTA RIUS(NO V.2 2-DEC. come across as warm t2::(>. 2:35. 3:00. 4:-15. : :tO. 6:55. 7:20. 9:05. him across the play­ comfort and confidence from rou­ 21 ) and personable - the 9:3!{ 11 :1 5 Father of the Bride ll 1:25, 3:21. ground to go "make out'' tine affairs. Seek a new c reative You wi II not want to sit around kind of folks you'd h~e 4·2~ 6:16. 7:20. 9:16. 9:40. I 1:36 Cutthroat on a park bench. Thi s o utlet. lslatd 1:20. 3:33 The American Pesident 4:00. and let things happen without you earl y romance ended to sit around and ha' e a 6:~ 7:00. 9:Q.l. 9:35. 1I :39 Heat 1:30. 4:34. today. You will have more fun and three days later. "hen couple of beers " ith­ 5·.tc(8:.J.t.9:15. 12:19 Ni.xon 8:00. 11:21 feel bette~ if you get outside now. Rob went to the pia)­ bui with a tinge of lone­ • ground. only to find the liness and loss. For all girl kissing somebody else. Rob's humor and sar­ Thus. a less-than-stell ar lo,·e life began . casm. he is deeply unhapp) with his life, bul feels unable to PLATTERS THAT MATTER: Rob does not consider himself much of a "Don Juan" type: imprO\e it. rather. he is an average-looking guy in his mid-30s. looking for Roh is nnmensely likable. e,·en though he is less than per­ Aiternative Albums Record Sales House!fechno Singles Ms. Right - or a., Robin Williams once put it. M . Right Now. feel. In fac1. he has done some rather rude and inconsiderate Hornby spends a great deal of time having Rob talk :1bou1 things. especially to L1ura (such as sleeping with somebody cmirresy ofWVUD 's "Culling Edge" courtl'sr of Bert's courtej:\' ofWVUD's "Club 91.3" his cx-girlfticnds. and all the ups and downs they put him else "lnle she was pregnant wtth his child. "hich directly con­ I. Scare Your Roommate I. Popular Nitro Sessions I. '"The New Anthem"' through . Doing so. however. he is amazingly witty in his tributed to her geumg an abonion). Compilation schroeder NJO I insight into the male mind: all the foolish romantic nuances and Bm . as he says: "And before you judge [me] , although you Va rious Artists 2. Wahl's the Story 2. "Dream Drop Experience·· tomfoolery many men go through when dealing with women. ha\e prohabl) already done so. go away and write down the 2. Big Ass Truck (Morning Glory)? Gi'orge Uanes 1t: all the s!Upid things he (and C\erybody) ha; done when dealing \\Or,tlimr things Ih at you have done to your panner. even if­ llig Ass Tru ck Oasis 3. ·•Hypnotizin ••• with members of Ih.:: opposite s.::x. and how wonderful!) fun e;pcnally tf- )OUr panner doesn't know about them: just ~- P-acer 3. Mellon Collie and the Infinite Winr and <:onfusing it all is. write them down. in a li t. in the plaine t language possi ble. The Am11s Sadness 4. ··Disco's Revenge" At one point. Rob IS discussmg the act of saying .. 1 love Finished' OK. so who's the arsehole now?" 4. Me. Me. Me. Smashing Pumpkins Gusto you" with one of LaurJ·s friends. and contemplates the nature "Htgh Fiddity" is the t)pe of book men will love because A'ir Miami 4. Sixteen Stone 5. ·'Lil' Mo' Ying Yang'' of saymg the dreaded .. L.. word. of its hone ty and humor. "High Fidelity" is also the rype of 5. I· Wonder (10 inch) Bush Renr'h .. Saying ·11o' e you· is ca. y. a pie.:c or piss. and more or less hool.. men don't want women to read, as it might gi ve the "oman .1n unfair and uncomfonable insight into the male Jiw llow 5. Relish net) man I kno\\ doe<> it all the time. I've acted as though I haven't been able to say it a couple of times. although I'm not mind Joan O.

•·======~~~------' I January 12, 1996 . THE REVIEW. 83.:; A look back at 1995 in Review entertainment Some musicians and filmmakers used the past to score big in the present; others blazea new paths

BY PETER BOTHUM ics. Her fourth album, ·'To Bring "Trace," a soulful, 11 -song jour­ Clan's The GZA/ Genius (''Liquid £mrnalm11e111 Eclu01 You My Love,.. jumps frantical­ ney that is as much country as it is Swords"). While 1995 had its share of ly back and forth between new­ classic rock and folk. Album of the year goes to Son origina lity and ingenuity in the wave blues and modern rock to Other strong 1995 rock albums Volt's flawless "Trace," barely fields of music and film , there achieve . an eerily eclectic bal­ included R.E.M.'s loud, guitar­ nudging Foo Fighters and Wilco's was more than enough 1etro ance. A summer tour with mega­ drenched "Monster:· The Red Hot ''A.M." going around to make the old million selling Live didn't hurt Chilli Pepper's move from funk­ cliche "everything that goes her popularity: either. punk to Zepplinesque power rock MOVIES around comes around" ring true. But the spearhead of last on "One Hot Minute" (fueled by For every c utting-edge year's British Invasion had to the arrival of fo1•mer Jane's While a quick glance at the year l:hameleon with a brilliant, have been the Fab Four them­ Addiction guitarist Dave Navarro) in film would yield "Batman boundary-bending album (PJ selves. With the release of ··The and Pearl Jam's defeatist, angst­ Forever;· Jim Carrey, "Apollo 13," Harvey). there were plenty of Beatles Anthology"' came ·'Free ridden "Vitology ... "Goldeneye" and "Casino," a clos­ bands who were content just to As A Bird,"' the first "new" The Smashing Pumpkins also er look would reveal the year's borrow from the Beatles and The Beatles' single in over 25 years. dazzled with the most ballyhooed biggest star by a landslide. Who (Oasis, Blur. The Stone The song. originally a John double album since the Beatles' After the tidal wave of Quentin Roses). For every film that Lennon demo recorded around " White Album" with ·'Mellon Tarrantino's " Pulp Fiction'' pu hed a new idea and said the time of his '·Double Fantasy" Collie and the Infinite Sadness." returned him to prominence in something about the present day album in 1979, was completed The album blasts with raw guitar 1994. John Travolta. who dazzled ("White Man's Burden··. '·Kids.'' by the surviving Beatles in 1994 force 111 some stretches and audiences in the late '70s and "Crumb"), there were several and 1995. George Harrison's soothes in o thers. A complete early '80s with ·'Grease,'' that looked back or brought back wicked slide guitar, Ringo package. '· Saturday Night Fever" and familiar faces. Examples ranged Starr's perfect time keeping and In the realm of R&B and rap. "Stayin' Alive,'' must have had a from an ex-disco king (John Paul McCartney's lush back­ hitmakers Snoop Doggy Dogg and billion opportunities thrown at Travolta) who spent the year ground harmonies provide a Prince both c hurned out erratic, him. Luckily, he made the right lighting up the silver screen, to a spellbinding backdrop for lackluster releases, while the big choices. movie that captured a historic Lennon's soft. heavenly lead winners were TLC and their As loan shark-turned-movie moment in American history as vocals. sophomore effort producer Chilli Palmer in Elmore Leonard's "Get Shorty:· Travolta if it wa~ actual film footage There wasn't too much in the ··crazySexyCool." The three- ("Apollo 13"). way o f spectacular music out­ some's slick. smooth album pro­ repri ed the samr brilliance and So not everything made in the side of the British influx. Hootic duced the ·mashes "Waterfalls" savvy 1hat he displayed in '·Pulp entertainment biz in 1995 was and the Blowfish served up and "Creep:· radio gems •_hat Fiction:· "Get Shorty" is a smart, brand '>panking new. But a lot of thre 1· chord simplistic pop songs edged past anything competitors tight and very funny film ranking it was good . and definitely about love and devotion; basi­ Salt-N-Pepa and En Vogue have among the year's best; it held a worth lending an ear or an eye to cally, <.omt.: pretty sappy stuff. put out in recent years. mirror up to the film industry. if you missed it the first time But they' ll laugh all the way to Hard-core rap fans were treated highlighting all that is wrong with around. the bank. to strong releases from DAS EFX it. while sitting up or near the top Alan is Morissette and her (the pile-driving "Hold It Down''). of the industry at the same time. MUSIC produc rs pulled ofT one of the ONYX (the more mature "All We Travolta also turned up in REVIEW I ChriSiine Fuller ,~ biggest hoaxes in music history. Got Iz Us) and The Wu-Tang Desmond Nakano's "White Man 's Canadian singer Alanis Morissette rocked the Bob last .:.: When the first British 1------~llll!llllllll!!~:------, Burden:· a powerful, thought-pro­ month as a part of her whirlwind year towards pop stardom. " Invasio'l exploded on Amenl:a voking film that made us look at Kevin C,:ostner·s cxrell'.i\c another convincing performance in the 1960s, the bands (The race from a whole different per­ "Waterworld" for the simrlc rca­ as de Marco·~ psychiatrist. It Who. the Beatles, the Rolling spective. akano did this by turn­ son that it was c-.ren'>lle. But only takes lhc small,' st amount . Stones. etc.) flowed into the ing the tables and exaggerating .. taken as a simrk actinn flick in of imagination 10 exrcrience the country by the hundreds, mostly switched stereotypes. African­ the same \ein ''Mad M.1·c greatest amount of enjoyment because they were all so good. Americans held the jobs and th e a., Beyond Thunderdnml'.. and from this fi lm. •' When the second wave washed power in Nakano's world. and And while Jim Carr~') dumbed up on the shore in the early '80s lived in the affluent neighbor­ "lnd1anJ Jones and fhc Temple Of Duom ... ··waterww ld" is a the country down again with his (Duran Duran. Haircut 100). the hoods. while whites struggled in perf~mnance as The Riddler in Environmental Protection the downtown ghettos and per­ fast-raced. exciting tllrn that i~ pretty cool to look. at. What "Batman Forc\'er" and as pet Agency probably should have formed the low- paying jobs. makes the movie ~u inuiguing is detective Ace Ventura in "When been called to wipe them up and Travolta played the working­ that its plot, whiL11 revolves Nature Calls ... results from the send them back. class stiff while Harry Belafonte, box office sho~ quite clearly ''· Last year's Brit batch was making his screen return after a around the idea thai the polRon Howard's Blur continued on with its choppy while Bclafonte is smooth sorhomore effort of "'C lerks'· director Ke\1n Smith, "Apollo I 3" and Oliver Stone's swagge:1ng, drunken hook pop and elegant. "N1xon:· The two film~ take very on ''The Great Escape:· while Harmony Korine's " Kids" and "Mallrats ... Although lhi'> micro­ different paths to the same goal: The Stone Roses returned in Antonia Bird's "Priest" a lso scopiC . look at mall culture is rcalit). While Howard use-; state­ January after a six-year hiatus to pus hed political boundaries in uneven and sometime' dahblcs in mediocrity. it capture~ the cir­ of-the-art technology and fantas­ release the urprisingly erratic 1995. ''Kids" took a hard look at tic performances from Tom and mediocre "'Second Corning." teenagers and left no doors cus-like atmosphere that exists in malls all over Amenca. and Hanks and Ke\ in Bacon to recre­ Oasis followed up their fan­ unopened and no dark alleys unex­ ate Arollo's ncar-fatal voyage, tastic debut " Definitely Maybe" plored. ·'Priest, .. the story of a gay pinpoints its freak.s with f1ight­ en1ng accuracy. Stone throws together some with the softer-edged. more catholic priest locked in a battle swift editing. personal interpre­ mature '·What's The Story with his c hurch. spurred protests Another noteworlhy 1'}95 film was Jeremy Leven romantic tation and hard fact~ 10 paint a (Morning Glory)?" Sure, song­ around the country from those ·s very true-to-life por11·ai1 of the writer/ guitarist Noel Gallagher Counesy of New Lind Merrick Monon unwilling to examine real -life daydream "Don Juan de Marco." Johnny Depp teamed up with Marlon Brando in Jeremy Johnny Depp sparkle: as usual. late Tricky Dicky. ' I borrowed the chord progres;ion problems in their own backyard. • • ""I for the glowing '·Don't Look Leven's brilliant "Don Juan de Marco." Critics were quick to bomb and Marlon Branda turns in yet Back. In Anger"' from John Lennon's "Imagine," but Oasis Sure. her anger and ferocity and stands as the o nl y present the music that accompanies it hit ''.1 Beatlesque Brit-pop band that with pinpoint accuracy. But no add something of its own while one has ackno~ledged Martin and co. flop in 'Father of the Bride II' ,, ! taking from others. Morissette fnr what she is: for­ Elastica was one of the few mula pop (a Ia Madonna) Father Of The Bride II producer Nancy Myers have created British bands to hit it big in '95 wrapped in grungy guitar~ and Tou chstone Pictures a family that is almost impossible to with a sourid that was m~stly its layered with hook- laden lyrics. Rating: -:'r care about. Who wants to hear the own. Their self-titled debut, Despite her undeniable talent, hackneyed story of a white, upper­ which featured the mainstream Morissette is a calculated pack­ BY PETER BOTHUM class family that can leap life's hur­ hit "Connection,.. was original age that sells on image alone. Emertallllllt!III EditrJr dles with eyes closed and seems to enough · to w in significant cre­ Last year also saw fantastic Steve Martin used to be the '·Wild get each and every bounce to go their ative points while being decid­ new projects from ex-members and Crazy Guy:· Steve Martin used way? The Banks are the kind of peo­ edly '·punk" enough to land of the now-defunct Bellville. to be one of 'The Three Amigos." ple who make you ay to yourself, them a spot on-stage with The Illinois band Uncle Tupelo. Jeff And yes. that was Steve Martin (with "There has to be something wrong Ramoncs. The Sex Pistols and Tweedy struck first with hi s new 1 John Candy) making us laugh until with these people ... Generation X onstage at band Wilco and their warm, our sides hurt in "Plane , Trains and One possible defense for Shyer CBGB's in the late 1970;. count ry-mcet s-altern at i ve­ Automobi lcs ... and Meyers· film is that it is offered PJ Harvey continued to slow­ meets-pop album "A.M ... Jav As hard as it may be to believe. as an escape from the everyday trou­ ly amass her ever-growing fan Farrar and his group Son Voit Steve Martin once starred in films bles and struggles in America. ba;e while bowling over the crit- answered later in the year with that were entertaining and enjoyable. However. if thi s is the case, it fails to But now it seems Martin is content to a ll ow its audience to escape far seck out films that wallow in medi­ enough. ocrity and erve no real purpose at The result is that they create more all. problems than they alleviate. making Director Charles Shyer's '·Father viewers long for that prelly house Of The Bride II" is one flick that and that expensive car and that per­ would fit the description above. The fect marriage and those wonderful film is mired in that forbidden children that they never had. nowhere land where movies mu st Even the once-brilliant Martin never go. lodged somewhere can't save this sinking ship. lt seems between drama and comedy with no as though the aging comedian is lost: real hint of either. he tried to retu~n ~o zaniness in last The plot revolves around George year's abysmal "Mixed uts;· and Banks (Martin) and his boring, well­ now he's falling back on a movie to-do family. Crisis No. I arises (the first.·'Father Of The Bride'') that when George's daughter Annie wasn't good enough to warrant a Banks-MacKenzie (Kimberly sequel. Each new project of his is Williams) and her hu sband Bryan labeled as an attempt at '·reviving" or Mac Kenzie (George Newbern) •·restarting" his career; in reality, ..• announce they are going to have a Martin probably doesn't know where Courlcsy of Touchs10ne Piclurcs/ Melinda Sue Gordolf~· child. · to turn. Steve Martin's whining makes him more like the child than ''' George has trouble dealing with In a possible effort to avoid the the "Father of the Bride." being a grandfather. starts to feel old, dilemma of corning off as too heavy­ makes love to his wife in th e kitchen. handed. Shyer and Meyers thro'w in a types. Short's Eggelhoffer i<. a very fore turn a profit. Perfect time to cret' and feels bcller. Crisis No. I solved. few veteran comedians to pick up the effeminate German man. and we all ate a negative image of Arabs, what' But solving the first crisis yield s laughs. Martin Short reprises his role kRO\" all interior decorators arc gay. with the peace process between· another one: George's wife is now of interior decorator Franck (Weren'l sloppy hornosex ual stereo­ Palestinian Arabs and Jews moving: < pregnant, and he must cope with Eggelh offer from the first "Father Of types remnants of the '80s')) along nicely in Israel. being a father at an old age. He gets The Bride." and former SC!TV staple Levy's Mr. Habib isn·t much bet­ But all of these minor errors Call ., pissed. sells the house, and his wife Eugene Levy plays the part of Mr. ter. In the mid-to-late 1980s. Arabs be overlooked in favor of the maj()f Nina (played by Di ane Keaton, in th e Habib, who comes along to buy were mostly depicted as greedy. one : Meyers and Shyer accompli 11 : movie's onl y shin in g performance) George's house and then sell s it crazy terrorists. Habib continues in nothing in this sequel except to leaves him. So George buys back the back. that wonderful tradition; the charac­ appease tho e who love cheesy Courtesy ofTri-Siar house, says he's sorry. and Nina Great idea to bring in these very ter is money-hungry and almost made-for-television dramas. John Travolta continued his well publicized comeback last year takes him back. Crisis No. 2 solved. funny actors/comedians. Very bad destroys George's house to build a Save your money and rent ''The with performances in "White Man's Burden" and "Get Shorty." Shyer. and co-screenwriter and idea to cast them as blatant stereo- series of smaller houses and there- Jerk." ~ THE R EVIEW • January 12, 1996 Revealing the secrets of the gift-giving gamble

ing for the year she realizes a new car use the VCR, this high-tech mtxer fiad myself in this horribly awkward practice. In her third-grade holiday Feeling like a contestant on "Let's would keep me even warmer. wasn't the greatest idea. ~ituation, I usually panic and tell the gift exchange, she gave someone a Make a.Deal," I asked my sister what One of the children in the Sunday­ Some people would consider the person I have something for them "Fox and the Hound" marbles game was in the box. Unfortunately, it was school class I teach also gave me a Cuisinart a last-minute gift. But to upstairs. Then I run through my house that she wanted for herself, and in a pair of extra-small boxer shorts pur­ BY TORY MERKEL rea[ly thoughtful gift - a handmade me, the term " last-minute" better and grab anything that looks new and return she got an already-opened tube cha ed for a girl who is small enough Cin Nc·w.f Ed1tor ornament with Hershey's kisses describes the actual minute you have wrap it as quickly as I can. of chapstick wrapped in a paper to be mistaken for one of Santa's The golden rule for the world of inside. Of course, it also included to come up with a gift for someone The gifts my mom gets from the towel. She still gets upset when some­ elves. I cringed, imagining what Greg Chri tmas gift exchanging is "it's the empty wrappers from the ones he ate you didn't know was going to give people she works with are usually the one reminds her of that event. But would think when he discovered the thought that counts." before class. you anything. first to be "recycled." Her room after an unfortunate gift-giving inci­ tiny shorts. And behind the slipper socks and Under normal circumstances, I rec­ It happens to all of us - the person becomes a pawn shop, as we choose dent this year, I can relate to the little For a week I wouldn't answer the lavender teddy bear weatshirt from iprocate with gifts equally thoughtful. hands you a wrapped box, and sud­ from decorative pot holders, mini-pic­ girl who wrapped up chapstick. phone because I wa< afraid Greg my grandmother, there is a lot of I've spent hours shopping, cooking denly you look like a deer caught in ture frames , a box of Whitman's sam­ When my friend Greg drove me would call to thank me for the boxers, thought. After all, the treads from last and even sewi ng, all to give others headlights. You try using an excuse plers or - my favorite - the infa­ home for break, he caught me off­ and I'd have to act like I really picked year's slipper socks were wearing good presents. But then there are like, "Oh, I got you something too, mou s potpourri cooker that we get guard with an unexpected gift. I told them out for him. I even came up with down, and I told her I 0 years ago that some times when it 's really too late to but I think I left it at home under the and give away every year. I some­ him I had something for him in one of a bunch of lies about how I got his lavender was my favorite color. come up with the perfl:ct gift. tree:· times wonder if there is only one pot­ my bags upstairs. Once out of sight, I present mixed up with someone There is al o feeling behind the The Cuisinart we bought my par­ Of course, that line doesn't work pourri cooker in the world that just grabbed an already-wrapped present else's, or how I wrapped the wrong hat, gloves and scarf my mom gave ents this year half an hour before the when you're at your house. Then you keeps being passed from family to from my sister's room. He said he pair. me this year for the third Christmas in stores closed on Christmas Eve is a have to either confess that you forgot family each season, as the ashamed wondered what it was. I secretly Then I figured I had better not get a row. She worries about me walking perfect example. Considering they to buy the person something, or come givers say, "You can open it later." agreed and insisted he wait until myself caught in deep lies. I'll just around in the cold weather. I'm wait- still haven't fully figured out how to up with a gift right away. So when I My sister was once a victim to this Christmas Day to open it. have to do the right thing: Never talk Business is booming for the Screwball coiTiedy guide independent film makers continued from page B I learned to chew carrots from Gable in this flick. Chicago newspaper. who tried to win back his ex-wife Dr. Harris Ross, an English professor who heads the Hollywood responded to the overwhelming popularity of and crack reporter Rosalind Russell. The two leads' acer­ Far from the view of Hollywood, International Film Series, said Miramax, a major distribu­ Capra's movie wi th a hundred offspring over the next bic dialogue and love-hate relationship move the story tor ironically owned by Disney, is a main factor in the decade. along as much as the elaborate plot involving a news the upwelling of independent boom of these films. 'They' ll pay top dollar for the cream story uncovering political corruption. In a bit of a gender of the crop. The films are improved after [they are picked The Thin Man ( 1934) William Powell and Myrna Loy reversal. Grant provides most o f the manic energy of this films shows you don't need up] and boy, they know how to promote them.'" he said. A play Dashiell Hammett's detective-and-wife team. Even film. lm of times it is a struggle to just make an independent if the abundant humor based on how much the couple $140M to make a good movie film, let alone shell out the bucks to distribute it and adver­ drinks has lost some of its sharpness in today's addiction­ The Philadelphia Story ( 1940) This George Cukor tise. That is what Miramax or any other distributor does. wary world, their charm and poise as they get drawn adaptati on of a popular Broadway play of the same name Paul Zimmerman, chief editor at Film Threat magazine, against th eir will into a murder case are still impressive. has a mighty trinity of actors: Cary Grant, Katharine BY RICK RIVERA a Hollywood farce that places much emphasis on indepen­ Directed by W. S. Van Dyke II. Hepburn and Jimmy Stewart. The film begins with the Staff Rt!fWr1l1r dent films. says, "It's a good time for indie films. Thanks marriage of socialites Grant and Hepburn ending bitterly, Our hero blows the antagonist into smithereens in all the to Smith, Tarantino, and Rodriguez. people are focusing Ruggles of Red Gap ( 1935) A British butler named then jumps immediately ahead a few years to Hepburn's explosive grandeur Hollywood can muster. He sees his more on these films." ' Marmaduke Ruggles (Charles Laughton) is put up for imminent second man·iage. Enter Jimmy Stewart as a cantily dad love interest across the scattered debri . They Dominic Griffen. Film Threat senior editor, related the stakes and lost by his master· (Roland Young) and travels young journalist who falls in love with Hepburn while embrace. and cheesy one liners are volleyed between th~ success of ··Pulp Fiction'" to "Nevermind ,"" Nirvana's big to the American West to serve his new boss (Charlie interviewing her for a social column. And Grant is still two. The film ends with a typical Hollywood resolution 1991 mainstream break by saying, "Everybody's willing to Ruggles) in a frontier town . Not really one of the classic hanging awund as an agent prol'ocatew; telling Hepburn and frankly, it makes one want to vomit. shout 'sell out."" screwbaH formulas, "Ruggles'" embodies the screwball to soften up her cold, hard im age. Whom will she marry What is it ·. ith all these glossy Hollywood films? It's true. Hollywood can play a love/hate game with theme of wealthy and not-so-wealthy people getting in the end? An interesting side note: Hepburn e~sentially American cinema seems to be under attack by a plague of independent films. Zimmerman went on to say that in his lO!!e ther and realizing they're not much different. And ,aved her lagging career by commissioning aod market­ eye-candy, substance-free movies. This Hollywood norn1 opinion. "Hollywood is confused. ·Pulp Fiction' made there's an absolutely astounding scene in which none of ing both the play and the movie. is evident in almost every multiplex across the countl)'. $200 million and surp1ised everyone.'" the town pub's patrons can remember the Gettysburg From needless violence to color-saturated surfaces to Now, indie filmmakers are getting a chance. Smith, Address - except Ruggles, who movingly recites the The Lady Eve ( 1941 ) Arguably America's most talented avoidance of any political or social engagement that may Rodriguez and Tarantino have all gone on to make big­ whole thing. Leo McCarey directed. writer-director, Preston Sturges first dipped into screw­ suggest the possibility of social change - all of these budget films, like "Mall Rats", "Desperado'" and "Pulp ball comedy with 'The Lady Eve." having essayed polit­ symptom are typical of Hollywood's pe~vasive style, the Fiction;· respectively. "[They have] made films with a My Man Godfrey ( 1936) Gregory La Cava's hysterical ical atire the year before with "The Great McGinty.'" In invisible style. Hollywood budget capitalizing on the star system. This is movie about a rich young woman (Carole Lombard) who '"Eve~· Barbara Stanwyck plays a con artist who travels • That was the general thought about two year ago. great - they 're all talented individuals, but Hollywood finds a homeless man named Godfrey (William Powell) wi th her "father'" (Charles Coburn) scamming rich peo­ Recently, though, independent filmmakers such as Quentin tends to put a capitalist twist on the whole heart of what an and adopts him as her "protege." A scathing satire on the ple at cards. Their latest mark is an heir to an ale fortune Tarantino ("" Re ervoir Dogs." "Pulp Fiction") Robert indic really is,'" Zimmerman said. "'Mall Rats' is a mixed idle rich, "Godfrey'" delights in the madhouse of played by Henry Fonda. The plan to rob him blind is Rodriguez ("EI Mariachi," "Desperado"). ~evin Smith message, a plus that [Smith] could make it as rude as it Lombard's family (the mother lives in a fantasy world, th warted when (a) Fonda and Stanwyck fall in love, and ("Clerks." "Mall Rats") and an army of others are paving a was. yet it wa~ too slicked up." the sister in constant envy and riva lry) for whom Godfrey (b) Fonda's caretaker-detective (William Demarest) di s­ new road in the biz. These alternative auteurs arc creating Ed Guerrero, another English professor who teaches is hired to butle. Lombard and Powell are positively covers Stanwyck's crookdom and informs hi s boss. ~ new wave of tilms in America. film here, said '"a good art film is where the guerrilla film magic in each other's company, and not without reason: Fonda dumps Stanwyck, who then poses as a British lady · So what is an indie film , exactly? Indie films are the starts and where the mainstream begins; between the pure­ they were· married off-screen. in order to win and then spurn him in revenge. Full of punk rock of cinema, the alternative movement in film. ly independent and the purely mainstream ... this is a great pratfalls, scandalous sexual innuendo and biting dia­ shying away from stardom and the industry. strategy for emerging filmmakers. Thi s practice is giving Topper ( 1937) Cary Grant and Constq,nce,Be]l,[lett s~ar as logue, "The Lady .Eve" is classic, vastly ipt~aining These films stray from the beaten path Hollywood has these filmmakers access to capital and cinema apparatus in - guess what? - a carefree, boozy, fun-loving couple Stu_:ges. created. It i' within this movement that filmm ctko::rs are able \Yays they would otherwise not have.'" who undertake, after· being killed in an auto wreck. the to articulate new cinematic styles and bring fonh fresh Carlos Hervas, the SLTV programming producer, loosening-up of mild-mannered, mousy Cosmo Topper T he Palm Beach Story ( 1942) Preston Sturges' next visions to the screen. agreed with the movement, saying, '"It's becoming a fad. (Roland Young) - as a good deed to make them Heaven­ film was this tale of a young married couple whose rocky Senior Ami! Doshi said 'True Lies," a typical everyone likes them. even Hollywood." worthy. Poor, repressed Topper is married, by the way, to finances leaJ the wife (Claudette Colbert) to run away to Hollywood venture. ;< had a very bad stot-y-line, stereotypi­ Andrew Turpin, a university junior who is growin g tired Billie Burke. whose trilly voice (remember Glenda the Florida in search of a rich boyfriend who will help her cal villains and was extraordinarily sex.ist. This is true for of Hollywood. agreed: "'These films seem to be more on Good Witch in '"The Wizard of Oz"?) is tuned to a more finance her husband 's (Joel McCrea) revolutionary archi­ a lot of mainstream film s. the creative side, where their original intent is not the brow-beating pitch: she never lets her husband have any tectural plans for an airport. On the train to Florida she "Indie film;, on ihe other hand, have fresh story-lines almighty buck.'" This is true, for an independent film to be fun . Friendly ghosts to the rescue1 Directed by Norman meets Rudy Vallee. a profoundly st range billionaire who and are normally made by people whose consciousness are a true indie, it must be separate from the control of the Z. McLeod. falls for her- and for her gold-digging. When McCrea not plagued by the industry that Hollywood has created. industry. follows her to Florida. she introduces him as her brother; These films are not all about the money. they're about the '"[Filmmakers] have autonomy if they are separate from Bringing Up Baby ( 1938) A classic of the genre, th is as such he is perfect game for Vallee's frequently-mar­ medium."' the studios- which is what makes indie films what they Howard Hawks pi cture was the basis of 1972's retro­ ried sister (Mary Astor), who happens to be in the market So, is Hollywood being threatened by these underdog are.'" said Griffi n from Film Threat. screwball ··what's Up Doc?'" starring Barbra Streisand for a new boy-toy. The farce. fueled by Vallee's oddity films? So what's up with Tarantino? There are four books com­ and Ryan O'Neal. Katharine Hepburn starts as a daffy and the necessarily subterranean tension between Colbert According tu Brian Fox. the accounting executive at ing out about him and he has popped up on TV shows like heiress who turns staid zoologist Cary Grant ·s life upside and McCrea, makes for some extremely funny scenes. Swank Motion Pi ctures (a distribution company which Saturday Night Live lately. Zimmerman from Film Threat down in trying to make him hers. Adding to the fun is the supplies our Weekend and International Film Series and said, '" It "s the era of the director rock star.'" tame leopard. Baby, her brother has recently sent her. Arsenic and Old Lace ( 1944) Perhaps the last gasp of SLTV with thei1 European. independent, and mainstream Indie films have been growing for the past few years and Hepburn's and Grant's deadpans are marvelous to behold the screwbal l comedy genre, thi s Frank Capra comedy films), the answer is no. '"The mainstream won't shrink, the it only looks like there's going to be more. But wi ll they ("Mark says. ·Baby loves dogs.' I wonder if that means boasts the appropriate wacky cast of characters of screw­ rnarket will just expand with more independents.'" he pre­ remain indies? It's hard to tell with Mira max and the recent he eats dogs or is fond of them ... Mark's so vague some­ ball even after such arrangements had gone somewhat dicts. success of indies. Hopefully these fresh new auteurs will times ." ") The plot has Grant wooing a lawyer to gain an out of film fashion . Cary Grant plays a young man about He went on to say that the recent success and publicity keep their heads above water and won't sink to the murky endowment for his museum; the lawyer turns out to work to wed who is worried the insanity that runs in his fami­ these films have received lies in a combination of film fes­ depths of Holl ywood. Hopefully there will be interes1ing for Hepburn's Aunt Elizabeth, whose home in ly (one brother thinks he's Teddy Roosevelt, the other tivals and magazines. The now-famous Sundance Film films in major theaters, something more interesting than Connecticut provides the setting for the loss of not o nl y kills people) will one day pay him a visit. While visiting Festival and Premiere and Movie Lmc magazines have Steven Seagal blowing bad guys to pieces or Jim Can-y act­ Baby. but th e local circus's decidedly untamed leopard. his two dear, sweet aunts (Josephine Hull and Jean been "where these films have been getting a lot of press," ' ing like he's Steve Martin on crack. One of the be~t. Adair) he discovers . to his horror that the two old he said. Hopefully, thi s wave of fresh filmmaker will pave the matrons have the peculiar hobby of poisoning lonely old This can be characterized by Miramax Films, responsi­ way to a new wave of Ame1ican film, so start checking His Girl Friday ( 1940) In thi s adaptation of the play men. just to put them out of their misery. This is Grant's ble for "Pulp Fiction,'" "Clerk ''and various other indepen­ them out if you haven't al ready. You 're going to have to "The Front Page'" (by Ben Hecht and Charles mo>t outri ghtl y goofy performance. The high-ener)!:y dent films that have recentiy popped up into the main­ look for them or you' ll have to wait for video. Hurry up. MacArthur) director Howard Hawks scores again with farce takes place over Halloween, and it's a perfectly bal­ stream. because it is the big sc reen that these films arc made for. leading man Cary Grant as th e managi ng editor of a anced scare-comedy. 81 years of animation from 'Gertie the Dinosaur' to 'Toy Story'

BY KAREN CARNEGIE Consider the animation field over 80 years and the Seven Dwarves·· made its debut in "Disney feature kind of st uff," he says. is more widespread, that old view does not Staff Rt•twna ago. In 1915. Windsor McCay's revolution­ ew York City. It was the very first full­ at "the same level it's been for 50 years." seem likely to change. Charles Rowe, a uni­ My video collecti on is heavily skewed. ary Gertie the Dinosaur, the first moving ani­ length animated movie. Doubters dubbed it But what about the computer? Hasn't the versity illustration professor, would be quick Beyond '" Felix the Cat," "The Smurfs and mation, was all of one year old. Walt Di sney Disney"s '·foll y."" new technological age threatened the exis­ to tell you how doomsayers preached that the the Magic Flute," and '"Mrs. Frisby and the was only fourteen and living in Marceline, The artists were now able to hold an audi­ tence of the classical animator? artist would soon become obsolete when Rats of Nimh ,"" at least 20 different Disney Missouri . Animation was silent (sound was ence's attention for the duration of a feature Larry Coleman, associate director for computers first appeared in the 1960s. "You "classics" grace my shelves . . 13 years distant) and colorkss (color was 17 film . Their character presented the abi lity to admissions at the California Institute of the still have stage plays, right?" Hulett asks. My VCR is privy to the full span of 81 years away). These short films subsisted on stir emotions, powerful and strong, within Arts. the school started by Walt Disney, says "They had them in Shakespeare's time; years of advancing animation technology. gags, tricks and gimmicks. Individual char­ the viewer. Wlwther it is the sight of dwarves that admissions standards for the four-year movies haven't destroyed them, they've just This technological advancement has always acter personality had not been developed. weeping over a lifeless Snow White or Character Animation program " haven' t chan2:ed them and mutated them. That's all.'' been a prominent story in the media. the lat­ It was after this initial exploration that Timon the mecrcat si nging the hula dressed changed that much at all. . .. Standards have It ~eems the largest trend for the future of est example being Pixar's "Toy Story,'" a animation underwent its most sweeping in drag, one is affected. been the same as they were 50 years ago.'" animation is an expansion of the market. movie animated entirely with the help of advances in the I 0 years between 1928 and Steven Hulett. business representative for Those standards include a strong drawing And, although some jobs have changed, computers . 1938. the Motion Picture Screen Cartoonists Union abi lity. '"Life drawing is what carries you," computers have not changed the number of These computers have grown to a far more During that time, animati on changed from in Los Angeles. says. '"These are simply Coleman emphasizes. ·'Gradually, computers animators needed to work on films. pr:>nounced role within the animation indus­ a novelty to an art form. Walt Disney's ani­ drawings that somebody has made. and has have been more and more a part of the train­ Hulett says that "the computers free you try than ju t a few years ago. Films such as mation studio was the center of this creative done them so artfully that you say. ·Heyl I ing [but] it enhances what you've already up to do more things ... instead of saying ''The Making o,f Jurassic Park'" and "The outgrowth. His artists worked to keep pace believe that 1 I buy into that 1 I'm transported doing ... it is an important tool , not a crutch."" 'Oh, it's a labor-saving device' you say 'Oh, Making of the Li on King·· illustrate our fas­ with Disney"s vision of the medium. away! ' "" Hulett agrees. '" What most computer we can do more st uff - we' ll hire more peo­ cination with the inner workings of visual In 1928, Mickey Mouse made his debut in How did the animator become able to do places want are artists they can train. It 's far ple to do this ot her stuff."' illusions. . "Steamboat Willy."" the first cartoon with that'l What ability al lowed the artist to illus­ easier to train an artist to use a computer than In addition. more companies are becom­ The talent required to create these illu­ sound. Later. in 1932, Di sney studios trate a character so successfully it almost to try and get a computer nerd to be an ing involved in animation. According to sions and images, however. is not often ana­ debuted '"Flowers and Trees." the first color breathes on the screen? artist." Coleman. 10 years ago about 10 different lyzed. How has the artist changed over the cartoon. '·You've got to act with a pencil." Hulett Walt Disney Feature Animation addresses companies wooed CaiArt's animation stu­ Pi!St century? Changes started slowly, as The emphasis on '" pulling the gag·· was no stressed. " You need to be able to draw well , computer animation in its general informa­ dents, whereas now there are more than 160. anists mainly took the 30 years to adapt the longer enough. Artists combated rigid. unre­ render well; you need to be able to move the tion packet. "Computer animators, like con­ The field has also broadened to include n~w medium. This brought out the pioneers a li stic drawings and discovered how to create character. and beyond all of that. you need to ventional animators. should emphasize the computer graphics imaging. computer games in the field . fluid motion. be able to make the character act. development of fundamental artistic skills:· and advertising, among others. :"Animation comes fairly quickly in film They created intricately detailed paintings "You take a voice track from whatever it reports, since they will be initially evaluat­ Only time will accurately tell what the taistory," says Dr. Harri Ross. who teaches to match and enhance a character"s personal­ actor has done it and you've got to carry that ed '·on the basis of their conventional art next I 00 years will bring to the animator's the current Winter Session course '"I 00 Years ity, purpose and role in a scene. much further so that the moment becomes training and animation skills.'' desk. of American Cinema." In late 1937. 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!\IEVS BASKETBALL WO:\IEN'S BASKEllJALL HITS I UD.~STANDINGSr CALENDAR Afook 41 the national Fri. Sat. Sun. Mon. Tues. Wed. Thur. ~scene jQr the week Thursday. 1/4 112 vs. Maine Thru games of I !II 1/12 1/13 1114 F 1115 1/16 1117 1/18 ,•· o/itm.4 .. JJ 2 F 2 Maine 33 45 78 NO NEW EDI­ Delaware 32 30 62 W L PCT. Delaware 33 28 61 Sport Men's Track- Home Meets at Delaware Field House !..· TIONS TO THE HALL Maine 41 2.l 64 W.Swim 4 I .800 I •: OF FAME Howard, Princeton Maine: Blodgell 12-20 10-13 34. Gallant 3- •, , It may be easier to Delaware: McCullough 4-8 5-6 14. Hockey II 6 .647 4 0-0 6. Carver 1-5 1-2 3. Porri ni 9- 16 J. 5 LaSalle. Relays Co I'CSOJve tbe budget dispute Garner 1-6 1-2 3, Evans 4-9 0-0 8. M.Swim 3 2 .600 rt'emple Smith 6-10 0-0 12. Arsic 6- 15 0-4 15, 19. Ripton 1-6 3-6 5, Danes 0-1 0-1 0. tban get~ to the base­ M.BBall 5 5 .500 5:30p.m. TBA Perry 3-9 0-0 6. Bennell 1-2 0-2 2 • Guidi 3-5 0-1 6. Ru stad 1-3 3-4 5. Stubbs .• .ball Hall Of Fam:. 0-1 0-0 0. Totals: 30-61 18-32 78. W.Bball 2 8 .200 I ,,. Phil Niekro and Strine 1-3 0-0 2. Totals: 26-62 6- 14 62 . Maine : Arena 6· 10 0-2 15. Moore WTrack 0 0 .000 Ice Hockey- Home games held at Gold Ice Arena :(., Don Sutton, the only 300- Delaware: McFadgion 7- 18 2-3 19. Ruck 2-5 0-0 4, Logan 4- 10 1-5 I 0, Ledbeller MTrack 0 0 .000 '•pme winners not in the 1-7 3-5 5. Porac4- ll 5-713, Woj ciech 7- Penn State Penn State 1-2 4-4 6. Jo nes 4-10 4-~ 13 Gordon 4- ·. ·~ ·HalL have failed again. 9 0-0 II . Collins 1-4 1-2 3. Long 1-1 12 2-2 16. Piggoll 1-6 0-6 0. Shazier 0-0 0- Tota ls: 25 22 .531 9:00 p.m 3:30p.m. In 1996 election 0-0 2. Totals: 23-5 1 11-1 9 64. 00. Stout 1-10-1 2. Egeli 1-4 0-1 2, ;· n:sults annouhced Monday, Three-point goals - Delaware 4- Kilfoyle 1-2 0·1 2. Neall 0·2 0-0 0. Totals: no one received the 10 (Arsic 3-6. McCullough 1·2. Garner 23-63 12-25 61. ~in:d 75 percent of the 0-1. Perry 0-1). Maine 7-16 (Gordo n 3- Men's Basketball-Home games at Bob Carpenter Center T hree-point goals: Maine 0-7 (Biodgen 0- '· ·votes cast 5. Arena 3-4, Jones 1-5). 4. Ripton 0-3). Delaware 3-1 5 (McFadgion N'eastem *Drexel This W$ the R ebounds - Delaware 29 (A rsic 6). only 3-11. Wojciech 0-1. Ru ck 0-2. Egeli 0- 1). (at · seventh time - the first since Maine 46 (Logan 14 ). Assists ­ Delaware 13 (Garner 5J, Maine 15 Rebounds: Maine 53 (Blodgett 10). Men's Basketball Top 25 l:OOp.m. Spectrum) 1971 - that eligible mem­ 8). (Arena 6). Total fouls - Delaware 17. Delaware 41 (Porac. WoJciech .. 9:00p.m. bers of the aa~.eball Writers Maine 16. Attendance - 80 I. Assists: Maine II (Blodgett. Ripton 3) Association of America Delaware II (Ruck 3). - failed to eJect a candidate. As of 118196 !Women's Basketball-Home games at Bob Carpenter Center I 116 at New Hampshire Total Fouls: Maine 22. Delaware 26. But it is consistent Fouled out: Piggon. I . UMass ( 12-0) B oston N 'eastern Penn A-500 with a pattern Of the last 1 2 F 2. Ke ntuc ky ( Il - l ) University tine years. Only one play­ Delaware 22 35 57 3. Kansas ( 10-1) 1:00 p.m. 7:00p.m. 114 vs. New Hampshire er - Reggie Jackson, Steve New Hampshire 23 29 52 4. Cincinnati (9-0 ) 7 :00p.m. • Cadtoo and Mike Schmidt 5. Georgetown ( 13-1 ) 2 F • - was elected in each of Delaware: McCullough 1·5 2-2 4. 6. UConn ( 12- 1) UN H 45 40 85 ,.those. Garner 1-5 2-3 4. Evans 5-l 0 9-9 19. 7. Villanova ( 12- 1) Delaware 36 25 61 IWomen 's Track- Home meets at Delaware Fteld House t. 'There was no one of Smith 2-6 2-6 6. Arsic 4- 13:0-7 14, 8. Wake Forest (8- 1) . that automatic caliber on Perry 0-5 6 -6 6. Strine 0-0 4-6 4. 9. North Carolina ( 11 -2) Maryland, UNH: Danker 8-21 5-5 22. Karl 3-10 1·2 9. Bennell 0-0 0-0 O. Totals: 13-44 30-39 I 0. Utah (9-2) fremple, ·this year's ballot, bUt still it Brandell7- l l I- I 15 . Colton 4-61-2 9. 57. I I. Iowa ( 12-2) !LaSalle, ~ is a baftling trend, given the Caldwell 7-8 1-4 15 . Williams 1-2 0-3 2. UNH: At osa 3-16 2-3 9. Ci rino 5-10 12. Mississippi St. ( I 0-1) statistical cases that can be Schubert 1-1 2-2 4. M1slak J.J 0-0 3. Howard J-5 16. Acres 4-1 I 6-6 14, Wil son 0-3 13 . Memphi (8-2) made for Niekro and Kimball 0-0 2-2 2. ChampiOn 0-2 0-0 0, 5:30p.m. 1-2 I, Hibbs 4-10 0-0 8. Smith 0- 1 0- 1 14 . Syracuse ( 11 -2) Sutton, as weD as the posi­ White 1·2 2-4 4. Totals: 33-64 15-25 85. tion players, Perez, Rice, 0. Jackson 1-3 1-2 3. Eusebio 0-0 0-0 15 . Virginia Tech (7-1) 0. Gatchell 0-1 0-0 0. Totals: 17·55 14- 16. Arizona ( 10-3) IMen's/Women's Swtmmmg-Home meets at Carpenter SB I Delaware: McFadgion 5·17 J.: 15. Ruck Santo and Garvey. 21 52. 17. Georgia (10-2) NCAA KEEPS ACA­ 4·9 0-0 8. Porac 6-9 3-4 15. Wojciech 9-13 jDre> ( 11 -J) * 10 61. _j_J Shortly after (Cirino 3-5. Alosa 1-9. Acres 0-2. 22. Penn State ( I 1-0) I I! approving a new rules­ Smith 0- I. Jackson 0-1 ). Rebounds­ 23. Duke <9-4) Three-point goals- UN H 4-9 ( Karl 2-6. Key: making ~ystem in expect­ Delaware 3g IE'. ans I I). New 24. Stanford (8-2) IMislak 1-1. Danker 1-2). Delaware 2-8 edly overwhelming fash­ Hampshire 18 (Acres 8). Assists-­ 25 Purrtu~ ( 11-2) (McFadgion 2-6. Stout 0-1. Wojciech 0-1.) .ion, delegates from schools Delaware 7 (Perry 3). "" Hampshire ' 12 (Aiosa 6). Total Fouls: Delaware Rebounds- UNH 41 (Danker 10). Denotes home game with the nation's m~or-col- Delaware 38 (Porac. Piggoll 10). Assists­ lege athletic programs 2 1, New Hampshire 29. A- 1.134 UNH 12 (Karl 7), Delaware 19 (Ruck 5). refused by a two-vote mar­ Total Fouls: UNH 18. Delaware 19 DDenotes road game u gin to alter the academic The Hens· scheduled game agamst Fouled out: Piggott requirements athletes will Hofstra Tuesday night ,.,a canrelled A- 479 • have lo meet to receive an due to the weather: the game will be Women's Top 25 *Denotes conference game 'athletic scholarship, begin­ rescheduled. :ning in August. Swimming ~ The delegates voted As of 1/R/\16 ' in a fairly one-sided man- I . La. Tt•c h ( 11- 0) Three Delaware ' Vanderbilt ( 12-0) ner to: Results from Wednesday"s meet: 3. Penn St. ( 12-2) football players, 1 - Prohibit athletes Women ·s 500 freest~ le: I. ancy DO\ is. 4 . Connecticut ( 12-2) , from participating in any Delaware. 5: 14 49 2. Nick) Dclbndgc. 5. Stanfo rd (9-2) linemen Steve ·. gambling activity that Dela\\arc. 5.24 26. 3. Sarah Crenston. NAC Men's Hoops Statistics 6 Tennessee (I 1-3) involves pro sports. Buc>.nell 5:28.19. I. Georr;a tl 1-2) Archibald and ,Previously, the NCAA had As of 117196 Steals G No. Avg. 8. Virgonoa ( I 0-3) (NAC games only) Bunon, HU 3 ! I 3.7 Shannon Trostle ~len's 100 f=style I. K)al Hacken. a gan1bling prohibition cov­ 9. Iowa (I 2- 1) Mc intosh. NU 4 9 2.3 Delaware. 47 68. 2. Alex Johnson. ering only college sports. 10. Colorado ( 15-3) Scoring G FG JFG Avg. AWOJObi . BU 4 9 2.3 and safety BucknelL 48.89. 3. James L) nch. Delaware• .However, the measure that I I. Texas Tech (I 0-2) Benton. UVM 4 27 10 25.3 Wilson. UN H 4 8 2.0 49.48 · passed Monday does not 12 . . C. State (Il- l ) Alosa, UNH 4 20 10 22.5 Ledbeller. UM 4 8 2.0 Kenny Bailey, apply to coaches, admirus­ 13. Ar>.ansas ( 13-.\) Myers. DU 23 7 2 1.0 Gordon. UM 4 8 2.0 Women's I meter d1ving. I. Beth Ian . trators or other personnel. 14. Old Dominion I !0-1) Awojobi , BU 4 29 0 20.8 Myers. DU 3 6 2.0 were named to Dela\\are. :a29.95. 2. Ki111 Houser, • - Require junior 15. Duke ( 12-3) BelL BU 4 :10 4 17.5 Meyers, HU 3 6 2.0 Delaware. 2 11 .35. 3.Carrie Fidler. ·college transfers in footbal I 16. Oklahoma St. (12-ll Rose, DU 3 14 0 16.3 Eames, U H 3 5 1.7 the Sports Bucknell. 208. 12 basketball who 17. Northwestern (I 3-1) ' and inen's DeRocckis. DU 3 17 II 16.0 DeRocckis. DU 3 5 1.7 18 . Purdue ( 9-5) . fail to meet the NCAA's Richardson. UH 4 22 2 15.3 Network 1-AA I Men's I n~i!l.:r d1\1ng: I. Ddve HanseL 19. Auburn (12-2) freshman-eligibility Harrell . NU 4 23 3 15.0 Delaware. 2.11.37. 2. Mike Maliova. 20. Wi sconsin ( I 0-2) requirements to sit out for Bunon. HU 3 17 I 15.0 Field Goal Pet. G FG FGA Pet. All-American Bucknell . 178.95. 3. Wright R::unToronto 22 1.\ 7 51 .••s golf. Lesbianism Washington 17 16 .515 Utah 22 II .667 Philadelphia 23 II 8 54 Chicago 21 14 9 51 Miami 16 16 .500 D~mt:r 15 19 .44 I - ..... is 110( reticent. Washingwn 19 17 4 42 Winnipeg 19 20 3 4 1 Boston 1.\ 19 .42.\ Dallas 9 23 .28 1 Tampa Bay 17 17 7 41 St. Louis 18 18 5 4 1 New Jersey 13 19 .406 Minne ota 8 24 .250 ew Jersey 18 19 .j 40 Dallas II 20 9 3 I Philadelphia 6 25 . 19.\ Vancouver 6 28 .176 N.Y. Islanders 10 22 8 28

' CENTRAL w L PCT. WEST w L PCT. NORTHEAST W L T PTS PACIFIC w L T PTS Chicago 29 3 .906 . Seauk 23 10 .697 Pinsburgh 27 II 3 57 Colorado 2:1 13 7 53 Indiana 19 13 .600 Sacramento 19 II .633 Montreal 19 18 5 43 Los Angeles 16 17 10 42 Cleveland 18 14 .563 L.A. Lakers 18 17 .514 Buffalo 18 20 3 39 Vancouver 1.\ 16 II 39 Detroit 16 15 .5 16 Ponland 16 18 .471 Boston 16 16 6 38 Anaheim 15 23 5 35 Charlone 16 17 .485 Golden St. 15 18 .455 Hanford 14 23 5 33 Calgary 14 22 7 35 Atlanta IS 17 -169 Phocn i • I 3 17 .433 Onawa 8 :II I 17 Edmonton 14 23 6 3.\ Milwaukee 12 20 ..175 L.A. ClipJ>I'rS 14 20 ..\12 San Jose 8 30 4 20 Toronto 9 c4 .273 .· January 12, 1996 . T HE REVIEW. 89 • ...... ~·.;•1 ..... Confronting the Duke aura and living to tell about i ,~ It's gotta be the tents. Cameron must have been similar to o f it occulTed to me as ) made my way who ti UJi ng every timeout ran around Being a Delaware student, I was Staying in a game they had no busf.;-- ·, This was the first thought that rr======l what a to the press table: If tennis were a reli­ with a Duke fl ag and spu1Ted the crowd amazed Jt this devotion. Camping out ness being in, the Hens led Duke Iate.ld } · entered my mind as I walked into what painter gion, this would be its temple. on. for com.:entickets is one thing students the fll'St half and hung on fiercely~ ; many spons-crazed people my age ex p e ri­ Cameron doesn't look li ke much But most of all , I was impressed by here can identify with, but the thought throughout Brey's homecoming game.~~ would consider heaven on earth: e n c e s from the outside. It appears to be ju; t a the tents. of H.!ns fans braving the elements for The final score was 79-73, but what Cameron Indoor Stadium, the arena of when step­ sma ll , din£y little aftenhought of an When one fi rst walks through the several days in line for basketball tick­ was more telling was the grudging!?. the two-time national basketball cham­ ping foot arena. Walking through the parking lot, metal doors into the Cameron lobby r ts is positively laughable. respect the Blue Devils had for the~~ ' pion Duke Blue Devils. into the I found it hard to believe that this was adjacent to the arena. there is a glass What's more, as me security guard Hens after the game. Of all the amazing and wonde1ful S is t e ne the place Dick Vimle always waxes case which encloses a bulletin board expl ained, every season since the early Many of the Duke players remarked visions that came into my pe1iphery Chapel , or poetic about. filled with memorable Duke photos. 1980s, student season tickets have how frustrating it was that they were last month when I traveled to Durham, what an But inside, Cameron is u·ansformed Prominent on the board are several completely sold out. unable to pull away from Delaware, N.C., for the Hens-Blue Devils game, One on One o p e r a from any old gym into a place where snapshob of Duke students lined up There arc only 6,CXlO students at and how the Hens were a team to the photos of the sprawling, canvas s in ge r much basketball hi story has been made fo r what appears to be miles. sitting in Duke, and me student section holds watch. tents on the walls were strangely fasci­ Michael Lewis ;eels upon over the past two decades. I fe lt like tents. dri nking beer and having a great 2.CXlO. One out of every three students The Brey era is still in its infancy, L ______J vi s iting nating, and told me all I needed to Dorothy walking down the Ye ll ow time. goes to the basketball games there. but signs of growth are impossible to J...now about where I was, as well as the Met for the fi rst time. Although I Brick Road to Oz when I entered and ''TI1ey do that every year, like clock­ Delaware can't even get one-fif­ ignore. Tenacious defense and a refusal how far Delaware basketball ha; come have visited many college basketball found a place oozing wi th electricity. work.'' a security guard explained to teenth of our srudent body out to most to accept moral victories in defeat are in the past nine months. arenas in my lifetime, thi s was clearl y. It wasn ·t just the banned drooping me. "Eve1y time North Carolina or games . simply two signs that the program is on But more on that later. First, a little as ABC announcer Keith Jackson elegantl y fi·o m the rafters. or the row of .C. State comes in, hundreds of them But as the Delaware sports informa­ the 1ise. background is in order. Finding out last would say. "the granddaddy of them reti red jerseys that stretched from one get their tents and camp out for tickets tion depanment has been telling us for Now, if we could just see about get­ spring that through a Mike Brey sched­ all." side of the arena to the other. about a week in advance. Sometimes several months, it's a whole new ball­ ting some tents ... uling miracle the Hens would play at There IS a television commercial It was also the fans who tumed out Coach Krzyzewski brings them pi zza. game in Hens' spons. and judging by Duke sent me into a state of eupho1ia. that runs every Jul y during NBC's cov­ in full force to watch what figured to be and they never leave until they get their what happened on the court December Michael Lell'is is a ma11aging spans The feeling I got walking into erage of Wimbledon, and the final line an easy victory. It was the cheerleaders tickets. no matter how cold it is." 19, they might be right. editor of The Rev ieu ~ UD In NAC hoops race, it's swims to Drexel, then all the rest

• BY ERIC HEISLER the Dragons pull s an upset in the tour­ first winning NAC record since 198 I. o\lmWt!ll:g Sprll1\ f~l/lor nament and the committee gives Drexe l Three-time conference first teamer Wlll The I 995-96 basketball seaso11 the nod. Eddie Benton is the team ·s one star and marks w1 ob1·ious increase in re5pect 2.Towson St. will likely highlight the Catamounts' BY ROBERT KALESSE j(Jr the No11h Atlalltic Co11ference. l 11 Single digit losses to ranked season when he surpasses the 2,000- At.tisranr Spm1::t &laor additicm to addi11g a11 imJJrO\'illg Maryland and AriLOna have proven the poi nt marie After more than a month without a Towso11 State team 10 Fhe NAC ranks. Tigers to be ready tor their initi al NAC Although good enough to compete meet and facing a tean1 that's beaten Fhe cmljere11 ce has see11 a step up i11 season. with the conference's top five . them m the past. the odds were stacked owside competition NAC tewns hm·e Their tough earl y season sched ul e Vermont's past lack of success may against the Delaware swim team rakc11 01111i11e nu1ked tewns thusfar this also included close losses to Penn and prove to again haunt them as they try Wednesday. season including mp 10 reruns Louisvi lle. for their first post-season victory in four However, the competition wa;,n 't as Ari~ona, Connecticut and flt·o games Although Towson struggled in its years . . fierce a;, anticipated. Both the men·s a~ainst \11/ano\'(/. first two conference games. it may have 7.Hofstra and women's team defeated Bucknel l Drexel. after rwo consecuti1·e been due to fou r players mi ssing the Attempts to upgrade the at me Carpenter Sp01ts Building. NCAA Toummnefll appearances, has trip to Maint. and ew Hampshire. As Dutchmen's program seemed unsuc­ The men (3-2) won by a score of receh·ed nario11al respect. consistemlr a result third-string center Denick Earl cessful in the short run as Hofstra lost 125- 112 while the women (4- 1) put ~aining AP top 25 \'Oies. The cmifer­ was fo rced to stan both games. big to both Manhattan and Villanova forth an equally valiant effon on their ence has also recei1·ed more TV e.\po­ The Tigers are led by preseason all­ UNLV transfer Lawrence Thomas way to a 130- 113 victory. The di vi ng swe on ESPN-2 and on the coiifer­ conference guard Scooter Alexander and returning guard Darius Burton team chi pped in by takmg fi rst pl ace in ellce 's {/\1'/1 11e/lmrk. NAC-NET. and last year All-Big South forward should help Hofstra improve from its 5- both men's and women's events. The conference's championship \\'til Ralph Blalock. a native Delawarean. II NAC record last season. ·'We haven' t had a meet in 35 days. take on local importance this March J.DEIAWARE Bunon, who staned every game last so I think we came back pretty nicely ll'hen the Boh Carpenter Center hosts Strong showings against Indiana. year, led the NAC in both steal and today," said Delaware Coach John the rouma11/enl. (f earl,· signs are a11y Duke. and Vill anova prove the Hens are a sists. Hayman. "Bucknell 's always a toss­ mdication. cmnperitionfor the title will serious about Coach Mike Brey's first 8.Harlford up. They beat us down ~ ~~ ~ year so it be as IOLH?,h as e\'1' 1: With impr01·ed year. Point guard Michael Griffin is the was nice to get one back this year:· THE REVIEW/Ahsa Colle~ Maine, Dela11·are. and Boston U. 4.Maine Hawks· onl y retuming staner from the Leading the team were juniors Josh Delaware freshman diver Kim Houser dives off the 3-meter reams, and 11 irh the addition of Last year's Delaware hi gh school i 994-95 season. The lack of experience Smith and Nancy Davi . Smith took board during the Hens' win over Bucknell Wednesday. To11son. Dre.1el "·ill face a rough chal­ player of the year John Gordon will be could prove problematic in a stronger first place in the 200 indi vidual medley mance, explained how the team·s readi­ Hansel !lad compan) in O\'ercoming lenge in dcfellding its croll 'II. the one who got away for the Hens for NAC this season. and 200 backstroke while Davis won ness proved valuable in the win. injury. Senior Kim Luksic hadn't taJ...cn The jill/owing is The Review's fim~­ the next fo ur years. The Hawks faced seventh-ranked the I 000 freestyle, the 50 freestyle and ''I'm reall y happ) with how I did,' ' an arm stroke for the last two weeks castsfor the final regular season stand­ The freshman guard hi t a three­ UConn earlier thi s season but couldn't the 200 backstroke. Davi" said. "It really came down to who coming off a bruised shoulder. hut she lllgl. pointer with 12 seconds re maining to step up to the challenge, losing l 02-63 '·Josh is steady anJ I never reall y was gonna show up to race and who came out to win the 200 freestyle with a l .Drexel lift the Black Bears over the Hens last to the Huskies. have to worry abo ut hi m having an off wasn't. They matched up perfectly with time of I :58. AC Player of the Year Malik Rose week. L:::ter in the week. Gordon A roster full of freshman foreshad­ day," Hayman said. us on paper hut we came out ready.'· "lt was kind of a shocJ...cr comidering returns as the D1:1gon' attempt a AC scored 23 poi nts in a win over Towson ows a stronger team next ye'ar, but will "Everyone held their ti mes even On the boards, the divi ng team dom­ my injury," Luks1c said. ·'My shoulder three-peat. to become the NAC Rookie of the be Hanford 's down fall this season. though it wa<; tough to get hack with all inated Bucknell. Jumor Dave Hansel. felt different but I put it out of 111) head Rose. the conference's marquee Week. 9.New Hampshire our injuries and sickness," Smith said. suffering fro1T. a pulled neck muscle. and did the best I could." player on its marquee team. not on ly Guard Casey Arena leads a core of Delaware escaped with a win in '·Swimm ing is an individual sport but took lirst place in both the one meter and Hayman stressed the difficult} in led the NAC. hut nearly led the nation four returning staners that along with Durham, N.H., last week against a it's a team effon. Everything's added th ree meter diving mmpetition. whi le winning a meet without m lea;,t one rcla) in rchoundmg as the runner-up in Gordon wi ll give Mai ne a solid lineup. weak Wildcat team despite shooting together at the end.'' junior Beth Ian and freshman Kim victory. The fact thJt Dela"arc "on the Division I. With another ste llar season, Early victori es over Delaware and only 29 percent from the field. The ''The same thing goes for Nancy Houser took fir>t and second place meet without ''inning a rela). he saKI. he co uld be a first round draft pick and Towson indicate that Maine may return Wildcats' lone early-season win came Davis; you expect a good perfom1ance respectively in th<" nne meter and three shows the team's depth. a possible All-American. to the success of its 20-9 season two m double ovenime over a weak fro m her most of the time.'' Hay man meter cvcms. The next meet, originally scheduled Since Coach of the Year Bill years ago after a weak showing last Nonheastem team. said. ·'but for her to swim the 50 free in •· Hansel wa-, not go:ng to part icipate for Friday at Drexel. will now take place Henion has been at the helm. Drexel year. The loss of Scott Drapeau, selected the time she did was great considering due to an injUIJ hut dccidcd at the last at Delaware on Saturd:~y as the Hen;, has gone to the NAC Championship 5.Boston Universily to the all-conference first team last sea­ it was only the second time she's swan1 minme. 'l have to· :· said diving coach host both Maine and Drexel in a double eVel) year. Forward Tunji Awojobi returns son. will hun the Wildcats. the 50 this year.'' John Schuster. "Like most good athletes dual meet at II a.m. at the Carpemcr TI1c NAC's only chm1ce for two along with Raja Bell . last year's NAC After posting an I 1-5 NAC mark Davis. pleased with her pe1for- do. he played injured lor the team." Spo11s Bui lding. CAA hids is if someone other than three-point shooting leader. last season, New Hamp hire will be Awojobi fi nished the season seventh lucky to stay out of the cellar. in the nati on in rebounding and 18m in JO.No11heastern blocked shots. Last year's NAC runner-up can Second year Coach Dennis Wolff ex pect to face an array of problems in will try to improve on last year's 7-9 the confe rence this year. Second year NAC record. coach Dave Leitao may experience 6. Vermont sophomore blues in attempting to better Traditionall y the doorn1 at of the last year's total with 20 wins. confe rence. the Catamounts continuous In fac t. he' ll be fonunate to get five . steady improvement will likely contin­ Last year's leading scorer Lonnie ue. Hane II was picked as to the preseason The improve ment , however. will All- AC team and could be the unlikely be enough to bring Vem1ont it s Huski es' onl y bright spot.

FRIDAY JAN. 12 SATURDAY JAN 13 NAC split Happy Ho u r is Back l7-11J ·$ I Anything Until/ I I p.m . continued from 8 I 0 to Maine and New Hampshire at the · 50 ¢. 14 oz. Drafts $ I . 7 5 Beer Specials All Night Hens with 15 points, including three Bob. three-pointers against the Black Bears. The Hens, however, could not · $ I Domestic Bottles The Hens' game Tuesday versus come away with a home win. $ I . 25 Import Bottles + Micros Hofs!ra was canceled due to poor road Despite strong performances from conditions, becoming the first sophomore guard Keisha McFadgion $ I .2 5 Red Hook Drafts Delaware basketball game since 1990 and senior fmward Denise Wojciech, TIE NERDS Delaware (2-8, 1-2 NAC) fellm order $ l. 7 5 Beer Special A/1 Night to be canceled . Delaware faces Northeastern to Maine. 78-61. and New Hampshire, l~}!]~lJ[}]Offi!B In Concert [$3 cover w; I.D.J tomorrow at the Bob Carpenter Center 85-6 I. IN CONCERT in a conference matchup. The Hens McFadgion and Wojciech respec­ will travel to the C'oreStates Spectrum tively. led the Hens against Maine Tuesday where they wi II face Drexel. with !9 points and New Hampshire While the men braved the New with 18. THURSDAY JAN. 18 England weather. the Delaware Delaware's next game is Friday at TUESDAY JAN. 16 women's basketball team played host Boston University. Imports + Micro Bottle Special MUG NIGHT 25 ¢. Drafts TILL I l pm KINCH urith · $ I in your mug after I I pm. Rebounding is key BAST RAFIKKI SP.Iit a)most everyone we play," Villanova continued from B I 0 Coach Steve Lappas said. "We need ALL NIGHT LONG said. 'They overpower you and wear to do our job on the boards to be suc­ DECISION cessful.'' you down.'' in concert While the Hens kept the game While Villanova's size was key, close midway through the half, trail­ positioning also did in Delaware. ing only 50-45 with 9:36 left. Several times in the second half the Kornegay and Lawson combined for Hens did a poor job of boxing out STARTING TUESDAY JAN. 23 and a spun that erased any Delaware and Lawson. Kornegay and the rest hopes for a victory. A Lawson dri­ of the Wi ldcats grabbed errant shots ving layup extended Villanova's lead and scored 17 second-chance points. ., P int N ight" to 52-45. and Kornegay's tip in off of 'This is probably the biggest team ·Red Hook pints $ 3 keep the glass. a mi ssed Eberz shot gave Villanova a we' II play all year," Brey said. "Considering how much we were 1.25 Refills nine-point edge. $ •·With our size. we should have a giving up, I'm proud of the way our · $ 1.25 All Micro Bottles + Imports - All Night Long Every Tuesday built-in rebounding edge against guys played."

•,• Game of the Week Sports Trivia When was the last time the Green Bay The men's basketball team takes on Packers played in the NFC its biggest conference rival, Drexel, Championship? Tuesday night at the CoreStates Spectrum. SllllllO 'SA L961

Friday January 12, 1996 • BJO

A December to remember: A look back at the most challenging month in men's hoops history ,Throwing~ scare into the big boys

Kornegay and 6-foot-11 Jason Lawson. the Wildcats used their Hens lead inside muscle to score at will down Size edge is the stretch. Kornegay scored 12 of his 14 points after halftime, and 'Nova early, Lawson chipped in six points as difference in Villanova outscored Delaware 42- 24 in the paint. but falter, "We got worn down physically in loss the second half," said Delaware Coach Mike Brey. "We have trouble BY MICHAEL LEWIS 71-58. matching up with a team that has Mwra~;,'K Sfmrl.\ £Ji1or two such dominating big men." VILLANOVA, Pa.- It helps to The Hens' poor perimeter shoot­ be big. ing also aided Villanova's come­ This age-old truism was painful­ BY MICHAEL LEWIS back. After shooring 46 percent in ly pounded into the Delaware men's Matw gmx Sport.

I IU, Duke provide Hens open NAC dose of the big time /season with split

BY ERIC HEISLER loss slow but managed to pu II out their BY MICHAEL LEWIS to 5344 with II :27 left in the sec­ Ma'la~itr~-t Sport<; Editor first NAC win Saturday against New Mlmuxiii J: Spons Editor ond half, but the Hoosiers responded The Delaware men's basketball Hampshire. Perhaps the best way to look at with a 9-2 run to pull away for good. team survived a dismal shooting per­ In a game in which the Hens shot the Delaware men's basketball The Hens trip to Durham, N.C., formance and an attack from a 29 percent from the field, senior cen­ team's performance in two marquee produced a game fi lied with drama Delaware native last weekend to come ter Patrick Evans scored 19 points and December games is this: It could and emotion. The game served as a away from New England with a 1-1 added II rebounds to lead Delaware have been a heck of a lot worse. homecoming for Delaware Coach NAC record. to a 57-52 win. In falling to Indiana 85-68 on Mike Brey, as the former Duke In coach Mike Brey's NAC debut, '\{t was huge that we won and December 8 and 79-73 to Duke on assistant returned home for the first Delaware rebounded from a nine­ found a way to win even though we December 19, the Hens put forth time. In an emotional scene before point halftime deficit only to see their weren't scoring,'' Brey aid. "We had two sol!d efforts that· may have the game, the five Blue Devils' victories hopes fade with 12 seconds to be a mentally tough team to win forced observers in the national col­ starters walked over to the Hens' remaining in a touch of irony. thal game." lege basketball world to sit up and bench and embraced Brey following With the Black Bears down, St. Although the Wildcats' defense take notice. introductions. Mark's grad and last year's Delaware held Delaware to only 13 field goals. Against the Hoosiers in the first The Hens carne out poised and high school player of the year, John New Hampshire's 29 personal fouls round of the Indiana Classic, confident, and trailed the 20th­ Gordon. hit a three-pointer to ice a kept the Hens in the game. Delaware came out looking intimi­ ranked Blue Devils by only seven at Maine (64, 4-0 NAC) win, 64-62, Four New Hampshire players dated and out of synch, but hung halftime, 42-35. Delaware led 35-33 Thursday. fouled out and Delaware added 30 close for most of the game. The with 3:30 to go in the half, but Jeff "I wasn 't shocked at all that they're points from the foul line, shooting Hens were hurt by a season-high 25 Capel Jed Duke on a 23-4 run at the 4-0,'' said Brey of the Black Bears, 76.9 percent of free throws, including turnovers, and junior forward Peca close of the first half and start of the who are rebounding from an 11 -16 14 of 16 in the final two minutes. Arsic shot just 2 for 13 from the second half. season. "Their front line rebounded Despite Evans leading the Hens in floor. Individually, freshman guard very physically. They're a good team rebounding and scoring, Brey said his On the positive side, senior center Tyrone Perry had a record-setting right now." higgest contribution was defensive. Patrick Evans scored 14 points and night, hitting seven three-pointers Maine, sparked by Gordon who "He played great defense for 40 pulled down 12 rebounds, and senior and setting a school-record with six had II points against the Hens and 23 minutes," Brey said. ''There are pos­ guard Bruce McCullough chipped in straight at one point in the game. versus Towson Saturday, is off to its sessions where Patrick Evans is a career-high 15 points. Indian a. Perry led the Hens with a career­ best start ever in NAC play. guarding three guys." led by Charlie Miller's 23 points and high 23 points, and senior guard Rob After Gordon's three-pointer, The loss extended New THE REVIEW/ A li sa Colley Andrae Patterson's 21, was never Gamer had a personal-best 12 Delaware had a chance to win the Hampshire's (l-9, 1-3 NAC) losing Junior forward Peca Arsic is double-teamed as he looks to seriously threatened. assists, the most by a Delaware play­ game, but freshman guard Tyrone streak to six games. make a pass during Delaware's loss to Indiana on Dec. 8. The Hens did cut Indiana's lead er since the 1987-88 season. Perry's last-second shot bounced off Junior forward Peca Arsic led the the tim. The Hens (5-5) came back from the see NAC SPLIT page B9