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March 24th 2008 w% Still from recovering Spring Break Volume 62 Issue EWeek welcomes Jack Dozier

Twila McConnell In addition he serves on the State- river basins ant well the typical delineating landscaping as as to do female engineering students which wide Water Plan because lines and Editor-in-Chief Supply Advisory lines political little things like stop leaving the was hostedby the Technical Women Committee as well as the state laws must be considered Depart- water running while brushing your ofGeorgia Power

Engineering Week is ofNatural Resources or E-Week ment Drought In addition there is teeth He is to look at the large trying Lockheed Martin also pro- held annually in February this year Management Task Force amount of in situation population growth as an H2Opportunity to vided case study on February 20th from the 17th to the Its 23rd pur- Dr Rossbacher began the with little to no and educate Georgia planning expose people to the which gave engineering students is draw pose to attention to SPSUs luncheon about the Dozier recommends citi- by speaking Mr water industry the opportunity to work in teams engineering disciplines and the history ofSouthem and analo- zens informed and in great Poly stay keep an addition to having Mr to create solution to problem work happening within them E-Week to on whats Dozier gizing birthday party eye going on He says speck E-Week also featured involving an F-16 Missile Warning For this for SPSU Professor Lance Criinm years luncheon that citizens should really go to reception on February 20th for System held on February 19th SPSU was lead the invocation Dean Jeff council meetings because the leg- honored to have Jack from the School of Dozier RE Ray Engineer- islature being proposed will really ic Executive Director at the Georgia ing Technology and Management shape the future of Georgia Association ofWater Professionals recognized our competition teams He seems somewhat disap-

on water future Dr Zvi Vice President for the speak Georgia Szafran pointed by situation stating of Jack Dozier has in Academic Affairs introduced Jack that drought issues were known Civil and Engineering Master Dozier about now for seven years Mr of Science in Environmental En Mr Dozier informed us of Dozier also said that while Gov from Duke how had grneerrng University Georgia never really ernor Perdue was praying for rain rofessionals Dozier .. Mr serves as an Advisor on comprehensive waterplan Making he was praying it didnt rain so that water issues to the Georgia Munici- the situation more difficult is the people would have to change their Photo courtesy gowponlineorg Association and Association of fact that the state has been divided behavior He citizens pal encourages E-Weeks speaker Jack Dozier is the Executive Director for this

County Commissioners ofGeorgia into regions with little regard to not to water and use drought-toler- organization

Student to be President of AlAS Lady Hornets Twila McConnell When he was freshman his outside the school v- GPA was below but Since involved Editor-in-Chief average becoming flinl iini getting involved has turned him with AlAS Blanchard has served

At this nationalAlAS around Hes to claim hes not President for the 2006- years Amer- quick as Chapter Adam Myers cheerleaders got in on the charity ican Institute of Architecture Stu- great student not really better 2007 school year where he raised by giving hugs to Staff Writer game anyone convention in dents Milwaukee than anyone else he says feel the number of chapter members offering donation

SPSU Architecture student that ive learned more from be- from 45 to 130 The SGA the is ofover900 col JW .. ap- On February green and gold SPSU one Blanchard elected 2008/2009 involved with classmates in of was ing my proved budget $925 went to colors of Southern Polytechnic leges and universities representing

ALAS President both inside the school and events Continued on Page athletics were replaced with all levels of NCAA and NAIA

Jw Blanchard was currently lighter shade ofpink womens basketball participating serving as quad director for the In addition to being home in the event charitable effort

South and was asked and alumni weekend from to Febru by people coming on lasting February the for across country to run the the SPSU campus that Saturday ary 17 2008 marks the second year position ofPresident He will move ./_ afternoon saw the Southern Poly of the Think Pink initiative but .. to Washington DC July 1st after he Lady Hornets basketball squad the first after the establishment of graduates this year to serve 13 .i take on the Lady Hawks ofShorter the Kay YowIWBCACancer Fund month and then will continue North term College in an SSAC match that Yow long-time coach ofthe

for another 14 months State basketball serve as had much greater implications in Carolina women

Past President the basketball world program was first diagnosed with

What will this mean for It was Think Pink day at breast cancer in 1987 after bat

SPSU The lastnational president the SPSU Gymnasium and the thng the cancer return in late ______from Georgia was in 1980/81 from coaching staffs of both teams 2006 she ledN State to Sweet

Georgia Tech says Blanchard were dressed for the occasion 16 appearance in the 2007 NCAA

Forbasically 13 months everybody on the sidelines in support of the Tournament The fund is WBCA

talk to is to ask me where Womens Basketball Coaches with the Foundation going ______partnership went to school He continues to Association breast cancer aware- for Cancer Research charity in

say that this means that he gets to ness initiative Southern Poly tribute to formerN State men

tell them about SPSU and what players could also be found on the basketball coach Jim\alvano who died 1993 the architecture program is like bench sporting commemorative ofeancer in there Within our organization warm-up shirts wristbands rib- Estimates by the American

Blanchard says SPSU is looked at bons and socks of matching trim Cancer Society state that 178480

of the all of breast can- as one stronger chapters _____ in pink new cases invasive Blanchard encourages stu _____ The same shirts and wrist- cerwere diagnosed among women

dents to get involved in campus 4l bands worn by the Lady Hornets in 2007 With an estimated 40460 due breast organizations He admits that he were available to spectators of deaths in 2007 to can the second never saw himself as AlAS presi the game with all proceeds going cer it is leading cause

dent he wasn even actively in- to the Kay Yow/WBCA Breast of death in women In addition

volved until his third ofschool Fund In tickets estimates show that over year ______Cancer addition 2000

But he quickly learned that There for 50/50 and prize charity raffles new cases of breast cancer were

about other last is something serving were sold at the gate while all fans diagnosed year among men

people or helping other people dressed in pink gained free admis- People need to know about

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Hornets vs Senators 50/50 its vktory never to early or to late Jessica McNally The SPSU mens basketball

Senior Writer team lost the Staff against Auburn mens

basketball team by five points with to consider OnThursdayFeb the Southern an 21st final score of72-67 MBA Auburn Polytechnic University womens The teams were neck and and mens basketball teams neck played during the first halfofthe first

home the Auburn game against period until the Hornets is pulled Now the time to take the NEXT University womens and bas STEP mens ahead four points The Senators ketball teams respectively caught up but did not take the lead Itwas in- and arainynightoutside closing the first period with 29-3 get your the sidehowever gym playedhost to SPSU score

many ofthe teams supporters of fel As soon as the second period Masters in Business low Administration students parents SPSU faculty startedAuburn startedto pull ahead and staff as well as general fans however SPSU came back and held The Hornets Lady SPSU four point lead at 14 minutes into Reasons to defeated the Senators Top get an MBA at SPSU Lady Auburn the game with score of 44-40 with score of 60-51 the Only takes maximumof45 During SPSU followed by score of 44- hours to complete first period the was tied at 49 Increase game SPSU at ten minutes into the job opportunities 6-6 with 17 minutes on the clock The Hornets held period the lead by Youll learn standard tools for business organizing activity and managing busi when Auburn took the lead Auburn five points at seven minutes into the ness processes held about five pointlead until the game with score of 55-50 Program can be at last few minutes when completed night while full-time they jumped It was in the last few minutes working

ahead about 10 the of The network build in our points ending the game that the Senators came you MBA program heightens both your personal and first halfat 19-28 Auburn back with 64-64 tie and only professional experiences The second period of the minute and half remaining The Gives the to you opportunity deepen your technical expertise and enhance womens basketball your game began game ended withAuburn defeating Business Savvy with Auburn still ahead at five 23-33 SPSU by points closing the then SPSU started to catch up so that period at 72-67 Auburn by seven minutes into the Au- game For those of you unaware For more information burn only had seven lead point admission into any ofthe Southern Atrium Building J378 At 10 minutes into the second Polytechnic State University games

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In the last few minutes of the proceeds from the food sales help game the Hornets the Lady jumped teams and you get to watch ahead the defeating Lady Senators many ofyour fellow students whom nine with final by points score of you have classes with demonstrate Hornets lose neck-n-neck 60-51 their amazing athletic talents Jessica the had lead offour McNally game Berry last nine seconds of the game 70-66 SPSU Senior Staff Writer points came back in Berry pulled ahead an extra two

the last minute ofthe madness game 69 to points Parking On Thursday Feb evening SP Berrys 70 In the last second of the SUs mens basketball team The foul was called in the Can find game SPSU scored three points cni space Runnin Hornets lost to Berry

Colleges Vikings by one Sean Fine event where large influx of visi point In the last second ofthe the Senior Staff Writer tors are coming in and theres no game dorm Hornets scored three points cbs- parking have to at least get If youre break ing the victory gap to 72-73 commuter visitor where it comes to parking student the or who drives around right Throughout game the

teams battled neck and at lot you might have noticed the search over fifteen minutes neck no

extreme lack ofparking in the front for dorm point during the game did either legal parking space but team have more than five parking space Truth be told corn- cant find it Its ludicrous and point

muters and visitors lead on the other team Both teams actually get stupid planning for all sides

ton displayed good crap ofparking space Granted All right fine Since cant sportsmanship towards its fartherfrom the student center in each other park my legal space guess Ill and in the far back of the During the last half of the school have to make due and temporarily

but heres the if the front in SPSU lead 55 to 50 for thing park commuter spot Is it game

is taken then couple minutes before parking up where lowed Probably not but come on Berry are the dorm students pulled ahead who are What else am supposed to do In the last three minutes of Our mens basketball team supposed to have that parking to Wait in my car until someone un

themselves to supposed go parks and opens space Chances of speak mainly February are that space wouldve been 2008 What in the crap was taken by one ofthe commuters up The Sting congradulates happening that leave in the day or visitors anyway so whats the morning to meet with some of family point doing that The parking Coach Griffin on his only to come back and find that all police have to cut me some slack

of the dorm is parking taken up right Theres nothing else can 150th win Go Hornets by Other dorm students In who do fact several other people havent moved their simply cars have already made compromises Commuter Students arent and who parked on the grass and even even aware of the parking around in areas labeled No Parking

back of the visitors campus Long story short go back for some 5th event that grader was to my car in that commuter park- going on in the student center or ing space later that night and find business cars who frankly dont what ticket This is ludicrous

seem to care where Ifcommuters they park can park in my spot On of all theres all top this the why cant park in theirs

construction work in the going on hope that whoever is in so have even fewer parking we charge of parking reads this and than spaces usual anyway What seriously thinks about the situation in the hell Where when am supposed this sort of parking chaos to park happens and looks at it from the

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Hillarys pot-kettle assault different Finally theres one massive the DemocratfundraiserRezko whohas recent history tells stoiy As anyone who followed Adam Myers where roadblock on the campaign trail been indIcted on federal fraud and Out ofthe eleven states buildup to the Ohio and Texas pri- Writhr Staff del- that is the one to the the Clinton extortion Most of the con- Clinton has won more pledged Hillary prone manes already knows charges five were won Democrats fate of former New York governor has chosen the troversy stems from 2005 landdeal egates by As the 2008 presidential election campaign clearly Eliot announced his kitchen sink whereObamaaxidRezkoswifewere in both the 2000 and 2004 elections Spitzer Spitzer continues unabated at an agonizing latter unveiling 12 after in fivewerewonbyRepublicans inboth resignation March being Democratic that bombarded Obarna on sold adjoinmgproperties Chicago pace the battle for the strategy as ofa with below asking elections and one New Mexico implicated patron high-end nomination remains in doubt Hill- allfronts WithClintonwinninglate- Obama paying it is fed- He then shifted from Democratic in 2000 to prostitution ring alleged by fancies herselfas on the voters in those states by price for his parceL bought ary Clinton deciding On the other he had sink section of Mrs Rezkos Republican in 2004 eralinvestigatorsthat spent up comeback trail but she needs lot 2-1 margin the kitchen was property out of the states to $80000 on escortservices overhis far she success .but in the long at over property value before Mrs hand twenty-five of help The question is how smashing where Obamahas won morepledged tenures as NewYorkattorney general the can lead to Rezko sold the rest of her property might go to find it run strategy only sizable delegates nine voted Democratic in and then governor her victories in the Democratic defeat for profit Upon stood both 2000 and 2004 fifteen voted Hillary Clinton has by Rhode The with the Does the Obama-Rezko con- March primaries in Island major problem both times and one her husband through several bouts sink is that nection warrant mentioning Yes Republican Ohio and Texas the medii at large kitchen strategy every in 2000 but ofinfidelity however theres huge attack the Clinton makes although it thatObama made IowavotedDemocratic was quick to declare the New York campaign appears difference between hay- back no financial on Mrs Rezkos Republican in 2004 politician senatorback in the race despite still on Obama can be turned upon gain the the individual ing afling with an intern and apoliti the nomina- the accuser with little effort often in deal However considering Now compare trailing chief rival for each candidate Out cian thousands of dollars Clinton Clinton familys involvement in the states won by spending tion Senator Barack Obama of an even worse way expects Clinton has that arent on hookers thereby funding the sort tells them ofstates won Illinois The momentum of these voters to accept what she Whitewateraffair Hillary isprobably Democratic locks in of criminal enterprises whom fight- consider- the last to make fuss over November wins was later dampened by Obama about her rival without person Arizona willvote for favorite son Mc- had been major piece in that also held the fact the she herself can be shady real estate transaction Push- ing triumphs in the caucuses ing will no of the the Rezko issue would only Cain New Mexico will swing blue politicians platform Spitzer in Texas that day plus the March considered guilty very same ing open doubtbe in the the old wounds ifBill Richardson plays prominent facing federaicharges caucuses in Wyoming and March faults In essence thepotis calling Arkan- aftermath ofthis and Clinton Consider the role in the general campaign scandal 11 primaryin Mississippi The good kettle black following in the Geraldine Ferraros comments sas will only be carried if Clinton is will be facing lot ofpressure news for supporters of the former charges and Mike near future on how she would handle the first woman to on on the Democratic ticket First Lady is that according to her Ferraro appear ticket and Huckabee isnt on the Okia- the Spitzer scandal both because of The ad presidential GOPs strategists those losses dont count 300 AM major-party and television Clinton was in the homa and Tennessee arent likely to his position as political ally The bad news is that time and the The now-infamous spot advisor quoted because of she and her husbands before the Texas California Daily Breeze favor Democrats and Ohio is coin delegate count beg to differ aired days primary Torrance it will that Obama was as if Obama was white flip Illinois might be the only sure- personalhistory Quite frankly At press time estimates by implied ill-prepared saying he would not bet state that Obama has but be hard for her to separate herself CNN indicate that Obama leads to make crucial decisions on foreign man or woman won

the Illinois be non-lock states include the entirety from the Spitzerscandal ifitemerges Clinton by 139 total delegates 1618- policy crises While sena- inthispositionfurthercomment- the that the is in of the Mississippi Valley 11- as hot topic during upcoming 1479 2025 delegates are needed torisgreenonnationalsecurityissues mg country caught up upper black linois months to win the Democratic nomination for her to make it paramount issue the concept of seeing man excepting always key swing

the for PresidLent The former New territoiy Nebraska whose electoral Through the various charges Whulethe gapbetweenthe two is very and place herself as most quali- mn in laid Barack at all York remarks are vote distribution could result vote upon Obama by Hillary close the number ofdelegates up for fled candidate makes no sense congresswomans

the without merit from or two going to Democrats even if Clintons campaign thelatteris trying grabs in the remaining stateprimaries considering greater competition completely to that the former is to Republicans win the state overall convincethepublic is smaller than the actual number of waiting If security going make number ofperspectives the the John First of Obama is not like and belt of southern states stretch- is unfit for the presidency Using delegates still unassigned thanks to or break general election all Braun and Al from Louisiana to same criteria one can conclude that the existence of superdelegates McCain is going to win that battle Carol Moseley Sharp- ing Virginia any who is unfit for office Democrat of- ofwho his is ton in 2004 whose candidacies failed ofwhom could be in position to be is Clinton made up ofprominent regardless opponent stolen on election day by Obama if if America does buy into the ficials To be exact only 566 of the togainsupportevenintheblackcom- So notion that Obama is not cut from The Vice-Presidential Offer nor is he like Jesse Jackson McCain does not choose southern 95 remaining delegates are pledged munity in who to steal states as his and the presidential cloth then Clinton is to the results ofthè upcoming prima- Clinton extended an invitatimi to 1988 managed evangelical running mate

with sizableblackvoterbases aswhite Obama then courting disqualified as well andtheresultis ries in eight states Guam and Puerto Obama after the March primaries capitalizes by this disenchanted voter base with his Likewise should R1cQ Since all Democratic primarins to unite on the Democratic ticket as voters were divided between no less McCainpresidency

It revival Clinton from the Democratic distribute delegates proportionately long as hername was on the top ofthe than four other credible candidates campaigns unique meeting emerge

the National Convention in Denver as the from the results of the popular vote ballot Considering that Obamaleads takes whole lot more than just atmosphere

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in snow-white states of elections are not the ofthe millionsof Obama with an average of .7% of the the number ofstates won he quickly showing the cators presidential expense who became interested in overall vote to pull even with Obama disregarded her request the Plains and Rockies let alone to won by carrying partys strongholds supporters

for to his because of his withpledgeddelegates Comparethis Ifthe election were an episode win them with the landslide margins and hoping big state swing politics honesty

number with the latest Rasmussen of Deal or No Deal Obama would Obama has the right way to make up the differ- integrity and belief in the ideals of

Second of Ferraro ence Al Gore could have won the AClinton opinion polls for the Pennsylvania have the $10 $200000 $300000 all herself representative government he nomination the backs of primary to be heldonApril22 which and $1000000 briefcases still in an obscure three-teimrepresentative presidency without Florida had on party

nottakenhis home ofTennessee insiders wouldbe on the face indicates Clinton is still the favorite play andClintonwouldbethebanker would never have been considered state spitting

for John could have ofthese shift overObamabut still commands only sending him $156000 offer The as Walter Mondales running mate granted Kerry voters andtheywillnot

51% ofDemocratic voters low-ballofferwas an insuitto Obama in 1984 had she not have lacked won the presidency without Ohio their allegiance to her

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even Obama landslides in the re- be convinced that he quit while he not been so desperate to stave off Nevada or New Mexico So while that notion in spite ofthe GOP seeing

maining primaries will not propel was ahead The insult was not di- irrelevance in the fact of certain Hillary Clinton has been winning massive infighting between several

him over the nomination threshold rected only towards him but forthose defeat at the hands of Reagan Her more big states and Barack Obama competing ideologies over control of and withpledgeddelegates aloneObama watching athome Obamaisno idiot politicalcareereffectively endedwith more small states those small states the party having presiden

in determin- tial nominee who of would need an average of 71 .9% of he knows that he can receive an even her tickets landslide defeat so there are much more important represents none

the remainingpopularvote to capture biggerprize even ifhe stumbles bit obviously wasnt much behind her ing the president than the big states them they may still be the party of

ofthe nomination other than her that orless national Hill- the 407 delegates he needs In any along the rest way gender are more sure thing One unity come November should her scenario the Democratic nomination Third of all look at the demo- thing is for sure Obama is in much ary Clinton not give up on

those small but those cant will not be decided untilthe national NAFTA graphics ofHiilary Clintons support- better position to pick up presidentialambitions

which than Clinton at the cost ofher convention in August This puts The Clinton campaign also criticized ens consist almostexclusive states come party

in difficult Obama for leaked from the of 35 and blue-collar Hillary Clinton very memo women over

position as to what approach she Canadian government which stated Democrats nostalgic for the Bill

and her advisors want to take for the that his position against the North Clintonyears ifshewasntawoman

remainder of her campaign At this American Free Trade Agreement or if she wasnt the wife ofa former

point she is along shot to capture the was only political posturing and President would she in the race right

nomination but the race is too close not meant to be taken Of now Would the public be as seriously accept- _____ forherto The of with simplyconcededefeat course inpeisuadingOhiovotersthat ing corporate lawyer only ..- ______Clinton camp really has two options heropponent was secretly in favorof seven years experience as an elected ______

do the trade blamed for the of ifnot for the fact that they use remaining four-and- policy loss official some ______

a-halfmonths to prepare Obama for thousands ofjobs in that state Hill- Democratic voters arecaughtup with

the tough questions that Republicans aiy neglected to mention the fact that theconceptofhaving anotherClinton

are going to pose him on the road to she championedNAFfApublicly on in the White House ______the Novemberelection ormaneuver many occasionsduringherhusbands ____

to steal the nomination by arranging term in the White House Only her states really count _____ back-room deals with the undeclared Clinton has been very vocal in her ______superdelegates and/or attacking Tony Rezko assertion that ihe states she has won ______

Obama thoroughly enough to make Obamahas also been underfire forhis thus far are the ones that are necessary Photo courtesy http//skeptico.blogs.com him unelectable association with prominent Illinois to win in November Again though Some aifractive candidates.. The OPINION Sting March 24th 2008

Hope and change

Stuart Michelson He not know how may to just one ofmany of how examples ing short of hate and disdain for Copy Editor for striking number of these speak himself but he the types of certainly modem Civil Rights movement all thingsAmerican Its ironic that writes for relationships and does not account himself In his book is marred and set back by radical Obama had believe in so much condemnation for the hope and change of statements in his book or Dreams Father Obama extremists my Obama has tried to dis for Don Imus Thats am racist comment and the why discussing Barack ofhis un-cited quotes he borrowed says white mother found tance himself in the debates from said he Hussein and would not appear on his from Obama yes dare to solace in Malcolm word for word nursing pervasive any association with Farrakhan show because ofit use his middle believe That and he in some of his name as sense of grievance and speeches or animosity even though Farrakhan has why will still Reagan that openly appear in church however did America is the someone like Farrkhanwould think against my mothers race and endorsed Obamas last campaign under the preaching and of great hope for ranting ofObama mankind and ceased to advertise mothers enough to endorse him my Who could be more inflam an believe that the anti-Amerjca pig who Howcould change America race at the spreads Obama be member of age of 12 or 13 when than matory Farrakhan How about un-education needs is and hate like the to return to its church that is Christian began to that so anti-American suspect by doing the man who bestowed lifetime plague that it is foundation if it and run for to survive so was the highest office in ingratiating myself to achievement Trumpeter Award So are In the face of strong ties to racists America Hillary Clin whites He also says of whites in on him for truly epitomizing and bigots lets not leave out the tons seemingly inevitable Obama has said that Demo- general which is already frightfully akin greatnessRev Jeremiah Wright Black Panthers who are linked off he cratic nomination for we will bomb our allies in President to the statements of his Jr Pakistan pastor Wright was the minister of of Obamas to surrender saw Barack Hussein Obama website enough in and enter into yes which well deal with in Iraq ap moment Trinity United Church of Christ show us what Obama to the dare use it brings twice rise to position That hate hadnt peasement style negotiations with gone away.. contradiction of terms table his given on platform of our enemies ofprominence and now stand with white change He has demonstrated people some cruel some what stand they for until Febru No We would leave out Obamas through these very strong chance ofgetting that sometimes statements that he ignorant single face of this ary year Wright believes ties to domestic terrorists nomination for and en- knows about the himself But who is nothing role of sometimes just faceless in black image separatism and members emies of the this state Meet William Commander and guy Who is this Senator who Chief and rein- has declared forces his lack of himself the superstar understanding of of the Constitution 2008 Who is this person who by accusing

can stand and George Bush of his up say nothing for exceeding an hour Presidential and yet have full stadium authority by adjust- levels in of empty-headed Democrats faint- ing troop Iraq He said

the was destined for ing in his presence Could black Surge failure be real What qualifications can this Sena jesus Several issues ago tor who of has accomplished nothing many you joined me on jour- of note boast ney to expose Hillary Clinton for

the They Obama stands anti-American power-driven say for change Ill tell what that hyper-socialist that she is and you

invite change is since he wont now you tojourney with me Higher to take taxes drained higher fresh look at Obama the economy grocery prices weaker military anti-American power-driven radi surrender in Iraq weak borders cal-socialist and self-proclaimed with divisive racist POWs the same rights as

Americans destroyed medical You might already note that

the system nonsensical global warm- tone of this article is rather ing legislation and it wage controls harsh is intended to be so leveling restriction am sick and mechanisms tired of sitting back of freedom of and expression no watching the media ignore domestic the drilling and thus higher news and paint good for noth gas prices socialprograms special ing criminal politicians as saints interest Edmund group domination and best Burke said All that is of allracism Many will call me necessary for the triumph of evil racist for writing this article but is that good men do nothing they are probably the same types Therefore at least at The Sting we Photo courtesy Cox and Forkum paiftical cartoonists that would defend some ofthe hor will not Could this be the future ignore the intellectual and of foreign policy rific statements quoted above by moral bankruptcy ofthose lunatics of system claiming power over of his church pledge themselves Ayers man Obama calls friend men who have themselves on the American Left proven who would our lives And in his book the to black values system Fromhis and is reportedly on friendly to be part ofthe problem and have see our great nation turned into Audacity of Obama Hope says pulpit Wrighthas accused the terms man whose gov with dona intentionally heated the level of giant testing ground for radical There was something about him ernment he defines who as rich tions have been gladly hate to accepted by boiling point in this country socialism and the that made destroy very me wary little too sure white people of the Obama inventing Ayers was member of the If think have been unfair to fabric of you our republic and replace of himself And white maybe HIV virus as means of genocide violent radical leftist group The then read criticism of it with Obama my poverty stricken weaker There are many more such state- of color against people He also Weather Underground and with Hillary Clinton and yes even John more immoral version ofitselfthat ments but of note is particular adds God Bless America .No the ofhis fellows help successfully McCain in past articles Truth be has the memories only ofgood men how Obama refers to those who No No God DamnAmerica thats detonated bombs at the United told some of my favorite politi like George Washington and Ron- gravitated towards white people in the Bible for innocent killing States Capital twice in 1970 The cians are blackCondeleezza ald Reagan and the prosperity of instead of blacks in his college people God Damn America for Pentagon 1972 The Department Rice Clarence Thomas Alan thought and freedom that their very as half-breeds which is very treating our citizens as less than of State 1975 several banks po Keyes and Herman Cain presence once fostered in the similar to the great- well known racist human God Damn America for lice departments state and federal call on Obama to est land explain God gave man These are and Anti-Semitic Reverend Louis as long as she acts like she is God and the courthouses state prison his associations with these con- the and it is stakes for this reason Farrakhan who once said that and she is He also refers administrative offices As supreme recently troversial individuals who have that the battle lines are drawn so white men just havent evolved as to the USA as the KKK-A He as admits dont 2001Ayers that through word and deed proven clearly politically Everyone must far as the black men yet and that blames America for the events of regret setting bombs feel we their disloyalty to this coun choose great whether they will vote for is are why they inferiorwhich 9/1 and calls his own didnt do government enough Obama again try In the all freedom and meantime you prosperity or higher us to our first brings association state sponsor of terror Barrack distances himself from this con- Obama supporters are in real taxes that only fund more Louis govern- Farrakhan Hussein Obama has been member troversial connection but remains bind so offer this advice Admit mentinterventionism Louis Farrakhan is the acting ofWrights church for decades and But with friendly so many you were wrong to blindly follow So since does Obama not head of the Nation of Islam and contributed large sums of money connections is not his credibility man you can now see as any- speak for himselfoften the preferring living manifestation of Elijah to the ministry there can be ifit wearing little thin thing but but rather more and change vague contradictory gener- Muhammed He is well known for so called Wright married Obama not even to of the am going get same representation of alities and buzzwords to excite the his statements about how whites and his wife admit- who recently into Obarnas controversial re all the American hates weak average minded we are leftlargely to and Jews are inferior and species ted that she has never been with the proud lationship convicted about Washingtoncorruption examine his associations those he all that represent is unrighteous of the that has her country given extortionist Tony Rezko Critics Not that it matters much calls anyway mentors friends and seeks He also believes that he was taken job with three figures and more are the and accusing Right those the Democratic Party has allowed from spiritualguidance This is the up in UFO and told by Elijah opportunity than the majority on who are out Barrack pointing bitter division over race to rip good place to start when examm- Muhammedthat the President was this and he also planet baptized Hussein Obamas inconvenient their structure to shreds this Barrack year mg who Hussein Obama to going wage war against Libya Obamas children Obama will relationships as placing guilt by anyway woops theres three Goodluckrebuilding your times is which Farrakhan interpreted as not break his ties to Wright who association and that because Even just party Meanwhile Conservatives more telling is his reaction war the black against people of serves on his and has his campaign pastor says this orhis contribu stand to make historic to these poised associations which have Amenca So he met with our en- been spiritual advisor for him in tor doesnt says that mean that he move to reclaim Congress and only recently double triple and emies in to warn them He Libya times ofneed He will not leave or adheres to the things that they be- the Republicans are to see John four times shame on the media has encouraged preaching hate to condemn trinity United Church of lieve say that an outlook like that McCain all the to the White for their selective way coverage come children at refer- Christ for young age in their divisive and is bigotry ignorant and foolish because it House United we divided to stand light ence to suicide bombing and is racism and stances that are noth cannot account for the irony of the you fall in 2008 TheSting March24th2008 OPINION

The Middle

Liberals Conservatives liberals conservatives and NeoConservatives

the idea if the U.S isnt to the movies in the basis for the democratic the government works less in Christiaan Funkhouser same more may go of the economics and when the efficient at manufacturing jobs rent movie buy CD If have party and their idea gov- socially Senior Staff Writer the morals we shouldnt be trying to hold lot of extra money one month ernment being compassionate government upholds

because of liberals and values of its Liberals and Conservatives lib- on to that when wó can make may buy an MP3 player game this now people of the extremists There is clear and stark erals and conservatives Whats more money and give ourselves system game etc days speak if dont have in the democratic Com- difference between the deal and where do these better living situation focusing However party mandating

the service extra bills and es- of socialists morals and morals titles come from More specifi- on industry However money after prised bordering upholding to to Lenin-Stalinists means that laws are cally what does this have to do its not the governments respon- sentials Im not going go on principles Mandating to of control an over- made where are forced with us nowadays Well figure sibility to do this the movies Im not going buy government people of affairs while to follow morals whereas the best thing can do before However this near per- that CD Higher taxes means my seeing public up- them would be that laws launch into my conservative fect economic system relies on cost of living is going to go up completely enforcing morality holding of Government in that reflect the manifesto is to first explain the the free market and near no which means wont have extra non-morality are put place

difference in terms So take this government involvement This money to spend on non-essential mandated fairness tolerance morals

article as an explanation of the political theory would be known things and will help the econo- and acceptance are key social Currently the laws in the

four terms in economics as supply side my and the government will get factors of liberals U.S tend to reflect the morals of the In the beginning well ac- economics more tax revenues Ronald Reagan helped with the exception court the homosexual tually from the 1400s to the Now John Stewart Mill Keynesian economics be- define conservatism Note mandated laws like

1700s there was time period helped to usher in modern day lieves its the governments re- differences in the capital or non- marriage in Massachusetts The

ofMercantilism where countries liberalism He argued that it sponsibility to help out with the capital letters The capitalized legislature is supposed to decide

believed the state was supreme doesnt matter if everyone has economy it believes that the free words are the official political reflect the will ofthe people and

and it was all about being pro- the same access to education market will not be fair to people science terms no law was made it was forced

tectionist state They believed in if only the rich can afford it so its the governments respon- Reagans definitions are by the judicial system what call zero-sum game The best way the poor can never become sibility to guide the market in the many conservatism While the morals of the

for country to prosper was to educated and therefore never best interests of the people today however technically con- land are supposed to be reflected

hurt country become rich Where as Liberals The idea of the Stimulus servatism is Neo-Conservatism in the laws minorities of the

By Protectionist mean believed the theory of teaching Package is great example The radio talk show hosts like Rush specific moral standard of the

did in they not believe free trade people so long as they do not and believed self .. they in being give up their rights like murder

sufficient in everything This ers are to be treated equally called for the colonization of 4P NOT given special privileges many areas so that state can When law is proposed

all the materials it needs acquire J4 that goes against the morals of as well as the cheap labor Even the people or even of the Corn-

this idea tually burned out and munitarian Liberal morals we to Merchantilism gave way Neo hold to the current laws which

which still held on to it protec unless they foster injustice we methods but allowed for tionist ______hold to As an example the cur- .. .. number of free trade aspects rent rule of law is that abortion

So where as before coun is legal right Liberal would hold try would on to failing it the i1 say not government re industry like Ethanol production ... sponsibility to be involved with or alternative like solar energies iii jjJ whatever she does with her body it and wind power and subsidize it so not that she has right it

at the expense oftheir economy that has no one the right to say would instead in ...... they bring more ... .. she can reliable energy like oil and liberal would say It taxes on it place import her body and the government Well this failed system responsibility to make sure that birth into the most gave amazing EVERYONE must acknowledge advance in that political theory that she can do that

has allowed us to be here in this Communitarian Liberal the greatest country in existence would say that the justification as you can tell completely is wrong the 4th amendment an biased 1i does not speak ofabortion The dam Smith wrote The right of the people to be secure Wealth of Nations in which he in their houses persons papers outlined and put on paper what and effects against unreason had already been think many able searches and seizures shall ing the theory of Liberalism not be violated and no Warrants It states that the government shall issue but upon probable only responsibility is to defend cause supported by Oath or the borders create infrastructure affiimation and particularly de for trade and to mediate disputes scribing the place to be searched Liberals not to be confused with Photo courtesy and www.wmnet.org.uk the persons or things to be An interesting illustration ofthe free market liberals believe that the least seized of involve- amount government man to fish instead of Federal is giving Government passed Limbaugh reference this when The whole idea that abor

ment into economics was best him reformed Liberals like bill fish that they would borrow This tion is they say conservative right guaranteed by the lot sounds like Libertarians J.S believed that it the Mill was money they dont have and they is different from neo-conserva- constitution from these lines Liberalism believes that eh governments job to teach man would it to and the but give people tives Im not about to go into is preposterous regardless of people if given the chance to to fish and for would take this provide way people govern- the differences precedent because the consti can excel him to etc It wasnt ment hand out and thus get pole spend it Neo-Conservatism or tution circumvents precedent While that is an amazing wel-fare where the the government boosting economy Communitarian Liberals believe According to the 9th and 14th Liberalism takes the theory separates fish from people who The problem with this as heavily in the economic factors amendment

from Libertarians Ron have it to it and Paul give to people not every other government involve- of Liberalism but believe the The Communitarian Liber in that they believed in free trade willing to fish ment in the sector Lib- mindset private that humans are pre-sup- would rather try to change the should Every country produce As well as thesocial blight eral would is that its to argue first posed evil and the govern- hearts and minds of the people what they can the best and easi- that reformed Liberals caused on the NOT governments money to ment has to protect those who through promoting policies and and wed all est subsequently Liberalism that the democrats give out in the first cannot themselves let the place protect On people choose to against have the lowest and the prices liberals have embraced they if the domestic Secondly giving per- front Neo-Conser- them instead of forcing them to best products also embrace another child of son $500 will help the economy vatives believe the follow the and government policies not give We do this all the time reformed in Liberalism Keynesian lot than $5000 has the giving person responsibility to protect them choice to reject it the U.S California and Florida economics will innocent REALLY help life whether it be There are huge differences make the best juice If Liberals believe that lower orange Thirdly by not giving the abused women the sales clerk at between Conservatives con- New York tried to get into the tax rates will cause to benefits to people everyone its only gun point or un-born life Corn- servatives or Communitarian orange juice industry it would spend more When have extra form of wealth distribution munitarian Liberals believe that Liberals or Neo-Conservatives silly right7 Well along it out to eat JS Mills money spend go helped ushered the government works best when Liberals and liberals ENTER1AINMENT The Sting March 24th 2008

Guilty Gear XX Accent Core Or Aremake ofa remake of remake Sean Fine tension gauge they can perform

Senior Sta/f Writer moves that are faster more power-

ful or they can catch opponents of Genre Fighting guard and even implement status Plathrrn PS2 effects depending on the character

It adds new layer of strategy for If Guilty Gear such wasnt Veterans of the series popular probably wouldve game Changes made to the charac reviewed it as sleeper hit because ters make major improvement to

welL its really good How- each game characters abilit to combo ever it tills me with hope thatit is and while the average player will so popular because it keeps scratch getting the surface of what each sequels at least theyre sequels character can do veteran garners in the sense that Street Fighter will combine the bests of each had many sequels Turbo The character to bring out the best flew challengers etc The most combos of each character recent addition to the Gear Guilty Another thing that makes

library is Accent Core Is this Accent Core worth the investment GuiI Gear worth your is the inclusion money of the previously Or are you better with your previ Japan-only Holy-Order Sol who ous copies brings with him new Charge Story For the most part System which allows Holy-Order fighter have games dont much of Sol to all power up his attacks by

story other than is called Everyone dropping his defenses for short

for tournament and theres twist period adding new advantages and super boss at the end of it Guilty disadvantages to players Gear avoids the tournament idea Overall Accent Core takes

and in previous incarnations had that players loved about previous full out story mode for each char- iterations ofthe Guilty Gear series acter but Accent Core has sadly no and adds more layers of certain techniques graphics such as Zappas metal rock combined heavy with Gear to date thats not to story mode other than though comments moves and systems to work soul look with meter lot better Even full orchestra of instruments and say that some characters fair lot characters make about each other as well as new character for the though graphics for the game with for each song character plus better than others In at the end offights So want Effing Axl ifyou American audiences If loved havent you improved dramatically several battle unique songs youll terms 9f the original Gear to get Accent Core for the Guilty story theoriginal Guilty Gear then Gear still X2 Guilty remains top of the find if song youll love even you X2 lot of material to then youre either you get going to be youll probably love Accent Core line in terms of2D fighting graph- dont like the itself game work with in for very disappointed or have exchange losing very However this is from perspec ics with high resolution As far sprites as soundeffects few broken characters low standard for go le Justice story Simply tive from from the first jumping each with enough expressions to the characters use their original etc However if have put Accent Core wasnt made to X2 you Judg to the latest version If to youre give personality each character Japanese tracks so understanding ment or Slash then might not continue any you story going from say Slash or Judgment be blownáw Simply put youll them is ay impossible unless youre want to invest in Accent Core Cameplay If anything Ac- to Accent then Core you might at how action packed each is fluent in fight Japanese and the sounds unless want the Dust Ccnt Core you really was made to redefine be less overall impressed or more You may even that the is that when say game pop up attacks up range Strike and Sol what make system Holy-Order Guilty Gear X2 so great unsatisfied more DBZ-like than DBZ in terms from and epic clashy to bizarre Otherwise its addition to and make itbetter great by adding new For the of actiOn Graphics and weird It really draws you In the Guilty Gear Series rioves for each though character balancing part the sprites remain the same Sounds Despite having top to the characters and makes wish you there were story mode to characters and adding new tech- few except updated animations of the line 2D sprite graphics like them more make the game fully worth it but nique altogether the Dust Strike but there are both new and updated Gear has the most Guilty hardcore Overall Accent Core is the 30 bucks for indepth fighter game ability By spending 25% of ones that look backgrounds stunning and soundtrack in fighting with most advanced and game balanced Guilty isnt bad at all 8/10 No More Hems

Jasmine King Assassins which Association means said after quick rundown narrated

Writer that he has to kill orbe StqiT killed in order by Travis with all of his attitude

to reach the and earn the and top privilege style ofhow things came to be So this picture The Wii comes out of with Silvia sleeping Cristel the youre thrust into the game with and Suda5 yeS the Killer7 guy mysterious pair of boobsI mean sort of go forth and kill mindset decides that its time that it should womanwho is responsible for this The if tutorial you choose to play take break from all of the cutesy whole mess through it is kind of long but the adorable Mario that Nintendo games The is also gameplay simple controls are pretty easy to learn the is notorious for One so problem you move the hardest press you Wiimote part is remembering that its been done and before BADLY you keep pressing sometimes unlike you most other games swinging since no one can seem to make the want to be press ifyou really awe- the Wiimote does nothing and its Wii controls work with smoothly some sometimes remember to all you about pressing the buttons Also but said anything cutesy games up press the directionalbuttons to while dodge theres bit of story involved until this point So what does Suda in this really comes handy later in with some of the bosses the main He hit do gets by abolt of brilliance the and game occasionally you get thing is that theyre there to kill you and creates hack-and-slash called to press With this knàwledge so naturally you have to kill them No More Heroes you do menial tasks to raise first money Sidenote At one point they No More Heroes is everything until someone refers you to the as- try tojustify why there are masses of DONT think ofwhen you discuss- sassination office where kill the you same exact person coming after ing the Wii Its sexy edgy violent people for even more until in each level money you by calling them and immensely witty and it does it you get enough to fight the next cloned humans think thats kind all effortlessly From the moment boss Hey its business This of funny you putthe disc in and hear the neat sounds like it would VERY old get lfDevilMay Cryhad an equal- little neo-retro thats really the only by the time to the second or you got ly stylish and awesome younger way to describe it sound from the third boss but it actually adds tO the cousin No More Heroes would be it Wii the action and menu begins deceptively simple feel ofthe game Personally Fm hoping for sequel doesnt end The story starts simply after an hour or so of mean wailing but unlike DMC Im hoping it Travis enough Touchdown nerdy on the button to difficult fight wont suck incredibly hard and then bachelor with the quite possibly boss youll start it probably feeling come back with an awesomely dif coolest name lives ever on his own in arms and the control your cursing ficultprequel before realizing that the in thetown of Santa Cali Destroy scheme but atthe same its still difficulties time got messed up and releas fomiaagain coolestname ever He lots offun ing special edition of itself wins abeamkatanaread lightsaber What like about this really Oh and by the way ifyou do in an internet auction and decides to game is how it back to the old goes decide to give this game try GET become an assassin Unfortunately days ofgamingwhilebeingnew and ALLOF THE SWORDS Youll this also drafts him into the United innovative at the time same As thank me once you do 2008 The Sting March 24th RTA.I

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