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We’ve had themselves. new site, you should check it out.” Sux site, which is bound to happen. 150 sign up to join our mailing list. JB: We only hope, because we Pssst… have you heard about JB: I think I fooled everyone. But we like Georgia Tech! We’re TQ: Can you really buy The Shaft can’t afford lawyers. www.shaftnews.com? CA: I think you fooled no one. happy to go here. We’re just trying News T-shirts and thongs? CA: Yeah, unless you guys buy a The site, which parodies Geor- CA: We also hung up about 15 to be funny. CA: Oh, yeah! Here you go. lot of T-shirts, we can’t afford law- gia Tech, Onion-style, is the home flyers. And by the time we got JB: Another source of confusion: (hands me a Shaft News bumper yers. of Shaft News—“The South’s back hanging up the flyers, we’d one person didn’t realize that the sticker) JB: Also, we’re really careful about Awesomest College Newspaper.” already had had about 20 hits, articles weren’t real, so he posted an TQ: Sweet! Wow, thanks. This copyright. We made our own logo Hey, we at the Technique can and someone had already joined angry message to a message board is definitely going on my car. so that we wouldn’t have to deal take a joke. our mailing list. about the calc professor article. But with any copyright issues. Having just gone online two JB: We would’ve hung up for the most part the response has CA: We really love everybody, weekends ago, Shaft News, with more flyers and tried to get the been amazing. so we’d feel bad if we hurt some- only one published issue so far, word out more, but we got tired CA: We were really surprised at “There was also this one’s feelings. has been making the email of walking around. how much it took off. See, our nem- JB: Except for the GTSux guy. rounds and generating quite a CA: We’re very lazy. If esis is the GTSux website; I’d like to one guy who emailed TQ: Are you planning on pub- bit of buzz. The site received there’s anything that will de- fight that guy in a boxing match. us saying, ‘Dear Guys lishing weekly? about 7,000 hits in its first feat us, it’ll be laziness. We looked at his log—he got about JB: We’re shooting for every two week, and is already getting TQ: What goes into put- 200 hits the first day, so our goal Who Rock, Your site weeks. It’s a fair amount of work— rave reviews: ting it all together? was to beat him and get 250 hits the rocks,’ and I thought we spend more time talking about “It is so funny,” said Bela CA: There’s actually a first day. We ended up getting over what we’re going to do than actual- Jacobsen, an Industrial En- whole Shaft News team… 800 hits the first day. that was the greatest ly writing the articles. Writing the gineering major. which is basically all the peo- TQ: Yes, the website stats are email ever. I like to articles is sort of the easy part. “It is truly a funny site ple we steal our ideas from. evidence of that. CA: We try to not write too many. that gets its point across but JB: A lot of people who JB: We’ve had hits from four read them whenever I We noticed that The Onion has doesn’t try to slam Georgia will email us with ideas and continents. The thing that over- feel bad about myself. really long articles sometimes, and Tech. I think it’s awesome,” suggestions. whelms me the most are the alumni we don’t have the attention span to said Tyler Patterson, a third- CA: I think there’s always that have been emailing us and say- It helps my ego.” read those kinds of articles. So we year Management major. plenty of material that Tech ing how much they like our site. CA go with shorter stuff; it’s easier that Wes Reynolds, a Com- provides for this kind of stuff. CA: One guy wrote, “It’s great Shaftnews.com co-editor way, too. But I think it’s good that puter Engineering major, JB: Also, we do a lot of to see that things haven’t changed.” there are two of us that decide the said, “I think it’s a good, fun brainstorming. We sat But yeah, if the initial hits die down, content, because we end up with way for students to see that around brainstorming for but we get a couple hundred devot- the best stuff. we’re all in the same boat, quite some time the other ed readers every week, we’ll be hap- JB: We’ve had a lot of people ask CA: Maybe we’ll release a direc- sharing a lot of the same frus- night and had a hell of a py to keep churning it out. us that, because of the articles being tor’s commentary of the site that’ll trations.” good time. TQ: Do you guys get satirical fake, I guess. But yes, you can buy have all the extra articles in there. And John Tolliver, a first- CA: Did it involve beer? emails in response? the stuff on the website. JB: I have a question for you: year CompE major, said sim- JB: It did, for me. JB: Well, we had an email from a CA: We’ve sold a couple of T- what was your favorite article? ply, “It’s witty, yet seductive.” JB: There’s actually a lot former Technique editor with a sub- shirts and some bumper stickers. TQ: I think the one about Pres- And word is still spread- more behind the scenes ject line that said we were going to Not enough to retire yet—we’ve ident Clough’s holiday card. ing. We spoke with the two work that goes on. Obvi- be taken to court for copyright vio- made about $2.53. We’d rather peo- CA: I actually have it on good editors of The Shaft News, ously, only a small fraction lation and libel. It was funnier after ple buy the shirts and wear them authority that President Clough was who prefer to only reveal their of what we do shows up on we read the text of the email. than make a profit. forwarded our site and his response— initials, to see what they had the site. CA: Did you see that your mom JB: At some point in time, we’d this is all purported—was, “It’s a to say for themselves. CA: It’s like being a mod- sent a fan mail to the site today? like to start up a prize patrol on shame to see creative people wast- TQ: What was your mo- el—it’s not all glamorous. JB: My mom did? campus. If we see you wearing a ing their time.” tivation for doing this? TQ: How often do you CA: Yeah, it was really sweet. Shaft T-shirt we’ll hook you up with JB: The reason I asked is that JB: I’m fulfilling a di- guys talk about stuff for She’s really proud of you. some prize. We don’t really know we’ve gotten emails about every ar- vine prophecy. The Shaft? JB: Maybe we’ll have to put it on what that’s going to be. Maybe $2.53. ticle or headline saying, “This is my CA: I’d like to say it was CA: Incessantly. the site. TQ: Are you worried about step- favorite feature.” It’s cool, because part of my parole conditions, JB: We meet to talk about CA: “Letters from the Editors’ ping on people’s toes? everyone identifies with something that I was ordered by a judge it at least three times a week. Mothers.” CA: We’re worried about get- different. to do this. No, me and JB CA: We definitely email CA: There was also this one guy ting sued. The GTSux guy—they TQ: Do you guys consider your- and some people were just each other every day. who emailed us saying, “Dear Guys sent him a cease-and-desist letter, selves funny? hanging out one day, and TQ: I forgot my Who Rock, Your site rocks,” and I and the guy who ran Buzzsearch got JB: I think it’s relative.