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HATE you! You make me When asked about Hillary, sick!” Babs said: “I think she would Sources tell The National make a good president and I ENQUIRER that was Hillary think that she will change a lot I Clinton’s furious reaction of things…We would also get to longtime love rival Barbra Bill Clinton back in the White Streisand after Hillary believed House as an advisor. He’s pret- the diva gave her a “lukewarm ty fantastic. So, let’s root for endorsement” to win the presi- Hillary!” dency! A source told The ENQUIRER, In a blockbuster exclusive, “Hillary didn’t think much of The ENQUIRER has learned the Barbra praising her run simply rivalry between the two “has because it would put Bill back exploded for good – and Bill in the White House. Clinton is caught in the mid- “It really rubbed Hillary the dle,” according to a source. wrong way and led to her ex- The meltdown occurred after plosion, saying: ‘I hate you! You the 72-year-old singer/actress make me sick!’” discussed Hillary’s hubby in a But the feud between the two recent interview. was bound to blow sky high, in- Former president Clinton siders say. “loves people, he loves ideas As The ENQUIRER recently and he can talk about every reported, a new book rips the subject,” gushed Barbra. “He is lid off long-standing rumors quite extraordinary.” that the diva was more than

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just friends with then-President Clinton. Another source added: “Bar- bra still holds a torch for Bill Clinton and always will – never mind that she’s been married to James Brolin since 1998.” The animosity between the two women is so bitter that sources say Bill had to beg Hill- ary to join him at a New York event last year when Barbra was honored for her film career. “Hillary plastered on a fake smile for the cameras, but she couldn’t wait to get out of there,” said the source. “Hillary hates Barbra – and if she ends up in the White House, all bets are off on what will happen.”

When asked in a recent interview about Bill and Hill, ‘We would get Bill back Barbra had plenty to say! in the White House!’ Dementia fears for Barbara Walters

ALS fear retired TV news- deep-sixed the idea – scared of of Woody Allen, who was ac- woman Barbara Walters what she’d say on live TV.” cused by his adult daughter of may be rapidly succumb- Added another insider: “While sexually assaulting her as a child. Ping to senile dementia! Barbara has moments when It ignited a blowup with co-hosts. Friends and colleagues have she’s quite lucid, there are other On Feb. 17, she proclaimed she noted Barbara, 85, is beginning times when she appears dodder- owned a vibrator, adding, “You to have memory lapses, The Na- ing and confused.” know what it’s called? A selfie!” tional ENQUIRER has learned. We’ve also learned there have The first source disclosed: “That “Barbara was supposed to go been some incidents that were was the beginning of the end. Barbara’s guest spot on on ‘The View’ now that the new cause for concern. In February, “Many are wondering if Barba- “The View” season has begun,” a source before stepping down, Barbara ra’s head injury in a 2013 accident was canceled divulged. “But network brass defended the parenting “skills” may have caused her troubles.”

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EDNECK matriarch June “Mama June” Shannon recently made headlines by ac- R cusing the baby daddy of 9-year-old daughter Alana “Honey Boo Boo” Thompson ‘Everywhere of cheating. But now 35-year-old June they go, he’s may have a new shoulder to cry on. with ‘em’ The National ENQUIRER has discovered that the rumor mill in their hometown of McIntyre, Ga., is buzzing that Mama June is getting close to one of Honey Boo Boo’s hunky body- guards. The ENQUIRER has identi- Mama June and fied the man as 44-year-old Honey Boo Boo Mike Batenga. accompanied by When asked by an ENQUIR- their bodyguard, Mike Batenga ER reporter on Sept. 24 what was going on between him and June, Batenga replied: “No banned from TLC’s “Here YouTube video showed is apparently aware of the ru- comment.” Comes Honey Boo Boo” – Batenga accompanying June mor, according to a source. The strapping bodyguard claims the two are close. and Alana to New York City last But Thompson told The EN- also thwarted The ENQUIR- “I’ve seen him (Batenga) put year. QUIRER he couldn’t answer ER’s attempts to speak directly his arm around June and she Meanwhile, Mike “Sugar Bear” any questions. with Mama June. liked that!” Lindsey told The Thompson, 42, who had been According to Lindsey, Mama But family friend “Crazy” ENQUIRER. “Everywhere they accused by June of looking for June was the one who pulled Tony Lindsey – who was go, he’s with ’em.” women on an online dating site, the plug on her 10-year relation-

4 NATIONAL OCTOBER 13, 2014 FIRSTTOKNOW HIV-positive Uncle Poodle gets engaged! ONEY Boo Boo’s parents have split up, but H her “Uncle Poodle” is – SOURCES set to wed – his gay lover! Marvin Lee Thompson – the brother of Honey Boo ship with Sugar Bear despite Alana’s Boo’s daddy – recently an- their “redneck wedding” in May dad, Mike nounced his engagement 2013. The ceremony was not le- Thompson, to Alan Stevenson on was accused gally binding. Facebook. In 2012, The Na- “Sugar Bear came over here of trying to find other tional ENQUIRER exposed two weeks ago, and said, ‘June women on Thompson – who is HIV- and I are through!’” Lindsey dating sites positive – as a petty crook told The ENQUIRER. with a lengthy rap sheet. At Since then, sources say Sugar the time, we also reported Bear has moved out and Mama Thompson had “married” a June – who has three other longtime boyfriend. daughters, “Chubbs,” “Chicka- dee” and “Pumpkin” – has been looking for new digs. On Sept. 23, The ENQUIRER watched as Mama June and several pals, accompanied by bodyguard Batenga, went house hunting. – ROBIN NELSON SEPT. 19: IN MCINTYRE, GA., NO WEDDING Alana’s Uncle Poodle, AND BOB HARTLEIN RING! far right, with his fiancé MUSIC IS IN THE AIR

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N WHAT may be the final spend time together, and when blow to their already shaky they do, it’s tense. Joel meddles marriage, Nicole Richie cel- in just about everything.” ebrated her birthday alone As The ENQUIRER has report- I while hubby Joel Madden ed, Joel has been pressuring his worked, The National ENQUIR- wife to add to their brood. But ER has learned. she’s refused because he’s been Now friends fear they’re head- an absent dad. “Joel is furious,” ed for a $20 million divorce! a close pal added. “He desper- “The fact that they were apart ately wanted another baby.” on her birthday is a good indi- Joel, 35, has just released an cation of where these two are album, and insiders say Nicole at,” said a concerned close pal. has been super stressed with Joel only recently reunited juggling both career and kids. with Nicole after spending To make matters worse, rail- months in Australia as a judge thin Nicole has been working on “The Voice,” said a source. overtime on her reality TV show, But he was “too busy” per- “Candidly Nicole,” friends say. forming in Baltimore to spend An insider said: “Nicole and Joel Nicole has been juggling Nicole’s 33rd birthday on Sept. have fought hard in the past to Joel’s main focus parenting and filming 21 with her and their two kids, work out their issues – but right seems to be his band “The Madden Brothers” the source said. “They barely now it doesn’t look good.” George anxious Clooney plans to adopt 3 kids! to start a family EORGE Clooney and as an immediate solution.” his beautiful bride The newlyweds have been own family right away.” Amal Alamuddin have deeply influenced by Hol- Hunkalicious George, 53 Gbabies on the brain! lywood pals who are raising – long notoriously hesitant Sources tell The National children, said the source. about family life – believes ENQUIRER that the two are “George and Amal can see Amal, 36, would make a already discussing adopting how happy Rande Gerber perfect mom, added the at least three kids and start- and Cindy Crawford, and source. ing a family ASAP! Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie “George loves that Amal is “They’ve been talking are,” the friend added. more focused on family than about starting a family for “Then when John Krasin- fame,” the source explained. months,” a close pal tells The ski and Emily Blunt had their “He thinks she’s the perfect George and woman to have a child with, ENQUIRER. baby, George’s fatherly in- Amal may be “They’re so anxious that stincts really kicked in, and parents soon! and they can’t wait to get they’re looking at adoption they decided to start their started on their family!”

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Crazed gals make Channing take off – but not FALLON his clothes! CHANNING TATUM’s stripper magic in “Magic FREAKS– Mike” makes girls CRAZY! Out jogging on a location break in Orlando, the skin- centric star got mobbed BUT SECRET when a ladies’ running team suddenly spotted him … er, streaking down STREISAND a quiet street, shrieked, “OMG … ‘Magic Mike!’” – then U-turned en masse and gave chase. Said TIP TRIGGERS My Sunshine State Spy: “Channing stepped on the gas to elude the long-legged lassies, but they started ‘TONIGHT’ catching up – then other women joined the mad mob, and it was off to the TRIUMPH! races!” Sweating, -j -jittery JIMMY FALLON – terrified of – and to respect your privacy!’ Amazingly, Channing screwing up BARBRA STREISAND’s Babs laughed and said, ‘Well, it’s making quickly got triumphal return to “The Tonight Show” me nervous – go get your boss!’ When the smart, J for the first time in 50 years while intern returned with a producer, she waved flagged a America eyeballed – warned spooked her hand and said, ‘Not your boss – THE cab and staffers: Don’t dare speak – and never PEEK! boss!’” Suddenly summoned, white-faced split Said a show source: “A very nervous Fallon Fallon stood before Babs – who displayed the to his told staff to treat Barbra like a deep-end uncanny sense that made her a superstar. Said hotel! diva – do NOT make eye contact or engage the source: “Barbra told him, ‘Look Jimmy, GOSSI her in any way! But a young intern ended up I’m nervous enough already without all your IKE P@ M NA T T spilling the beans as he ran around doing people acting like I’m a zombie … or a freak. A IO R N E his thing – and was suddenly called over Let’s just have fun – and if anyone wants to say THE NAME A K L L E more A by Barbra herself, who demanded to know hi, they’re than free to do so! Okay?!’” No

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12 NATIONAL OCTOBER 13, 2014 Nothing turns HOTTER, So why did Bonnie Redhead PRINCE HARRY suddenly start boning GINGER! up on ex-squeeze CRESSIDA BONAS, recycling her fine booty back FASTER than … a from his royal dump-ster? Answer: Big Badass Bro’ PRINCE WILLIAM, trumpets My Royal Spy! Wills told Li’l Sibling: “Learn from your mistakes, old boy! Why waste time on nonsense? You’re not serious about that CAMILLA THURLOW person – and quite plainly pining with love for Cressida. Remember, I did the same bloody thing with CATHERINE – let her go at first, then came to my senses before it was too late, and married her. Now look at us – we’re SO happy!” Barking like a puppy, Harry watched Wills personally bring Cressida to him – as Duchess Kate grinned approvingly – and now he’s joyfully cresting the waves with Cressie! RULE, BRITTANIA!! Goop scoop! My secret skinny for Gwynnie! What GWYNETH PALTROW don’t know about JENNIFER LAWRENCE Jen & won’t hurt her … until NOW! Grrrl, it’s time I revealed that your sexed-up soon-to-be-ex, Coldplay stud CHRIS MARTIN, says he’ll stop smothering Courteney: sexy JLaw with kisses – just long enough to warble a hot new release, titled: “Marry Me QUICK, Baby!!” Said a close friend: “Chris now says he’ll STILL best pop the question to Jennifer the minute his divorce from Gwyneth’s done! Once legally uncoupled, he’ll propose – and JLaw’s so madly in love she’ll ‘Friends’ … definitely say YES! Chris says his only worry is how to break the news to Gwyneth.” HEY – CHILL, Coldplay bro’! MIKEY just did it FOR YOU! BUT …? JENNIFER ANISTON was NOT amused when First, ‘Forever Young!’ Then, BFF COURTENEY COX – after getting a surprise ‘It’s Over!’ But Rod’s still ‘SEXY!’ proposal from Irish Yes, we teasingly Tweeted “Rickety Rocker” when ageless ROD musician/fiancé JOHNNY STEWART suddenly topped 69 in January, but everything seemed fine – MCDAID during a party until the old song reminded: “Many a tear has to fall, but it’s all in the game at Jen’s pad – giggled … !” Rod’s beloved game, as the world knows, is soccer – but now, sadly, that maybe she’d stage a he’s got to give up playing his weekly matches. Said a pal: “There’s been double wedding for Jen too much wear and tear from playing so many years, now it’s just too hard and endlessly-betrothed on his knees. Rod’s devastated, but he can’t play soccer anymore!” Okay, JUSTIN THEROUX! folks, all together for Rod: “YES, WE THINK YOU’RE SEXY … !” Quipped Cox: “Maybe THAT’LL move you guys off Square One!” Jen, My NBC News Buster on Catherine Z to Michael D: kisser frozen, snapped: “That’s NOT FUNNY!” Hoda: I TOLD YA SO!! Nix to encore ‘I DO!’ (Hell it ain’t, grrrl!) … And We scooped weeks ago how Damn lucky for MICHAEL DOUGLAS that how was YOUR week? “Today” co-host HODA KOTB wifey CATHERINE ZETA-JONES finally let “went right in the toilet” to Bad Dog out of the doghouse and back tape a hilarious interview into her marriage bed, but now the motor- segment for pal MEREDITH mouth star’s suddenly begging for a “super- VIEIRA’s new NBC talk show romantic” public renewal of their wedding – inside the stalls of the legendary 30 Rock john. vows! (Which tops even his dumbass After we exclusively reported how Hoda cried real “cunnilingus caused my throat cancer” tears after losing her beloved & comfy flat shoes, klunker!) Said a source: “Catherine’s telling NBC News staged a side-splitting “investigative him, ‘FAT CHANCE! I don’t want to say I report” to “FIND THOSE DAMN FLATS” – and got DO again!’ She feels he never honored the right to the sole of the matter. See this winner original vows like he should have, and never on both “The Meredith Vieira Show” and “Today” wants to be embarrassed by him again! As show sites! Here’s links: http://bit.ly/ZHOCx3 and for the stress of another wedding? Been http://on.today.com/1sWuVbQ. there, done that!” Q JOAN COLLINS’ FAB diet tip: She only orders kiddie portions at eateries! QJANE FONDA’s real name is MORE THAN A JUST A MAGAZINE (No naughty ideas, vets!) Q“Modern Family” Dad TY BURRELL keeps his Emmy statues in his basement! WWW.NATIONALENQUIRER.COM

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and offered to cook her a meal,” Shasta County Depu- ty District Attorney Brandon He pretended Storment told The ENQUIRER. At that point, he brought it was pork, over a home-cooked “pork” dinner and the couple tried to say prosecutors reconcile their differences. The next day, police say the N ONE of the most nau- woman received several sick seating acts of animal texts from Watenpaugh ask- cruelty on record, a man ing her “how Bear tasted,” killed his ex-girlfriend’s according to Redding Police I cherished dog and served Sgt. Todd Cogle. it to her for dinner. Days later, Watenpaugh de- The depraved dog killer, posited a bag outside her door. Ryan Eddy Watenpaugh, 34, When she investigated, to of Palo Cedro, Calif., was ar- her horror, the bag contained rested and charged with Bear’s tiny severed paws. animal cruelty in a long line “These actions suggest he of vicious abuses against the was a danger to more than an- woman. imals,” Parascandola told The “This is beyond disturbing,” ENQUIRER. Adam Parascandola, director When police searched Wa- of Animal Cruelty Response tenpaugh’s home they found for The Humane Society, told Watenpaugh is facing up an unlicensed AK-47 assault ri- The National ENQUIRER. to 12 years in the slammer fle and ammo. “We’ve seen cases of people on multiple charges Arrested on further charges harming animals to get at their OFFICIAL LEGAL of domestic violence, assault, spouses, but to take it to this DOCUMENTS stalking and possession of level is frightening.” illegal deadly weapons, Wa- Watenpaugh kidnapped tenpaugh faces up to 12 years “Bear,” a Pomeranian, from his behind bars. girlfriend, who told the Red- “If he’s guilty, he needs to go ding Police Department he to jail, obviously,” said Depu- had physically assaulted her ty D.A. Storment. “(This) sends numerous times during their A Pomeranian, the breed a message that this kind of of dog Watenpaugh stormy relationship. killed and cooked assault against an innocent an- After an Aug. 4 argument imal will NOT be tolerated.” ended with Watenpaugh allegedly assaulting the woman, she fled. When she finally returned, both man and dog were missing. “Watenpaugh reached out

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going to be. Because Martha and Oprah know what they OSIE O’Donnell just are doing. And they don’t kicked off her second compromise.” stint on “The View,” In the lawsuit claims of but staffers are already Rosie’s backstabbing were R fretting that she’ll re- highlighted. Rosie was slated vert to being the “Queen of to appear on the cover of the Mean,” The National ENQUIR- magazine. ER has learned. According to the lawsuit, “Rosie’s miserable,” an insid- Rosie’s back for round she screamed at editor Susan er at ABC’s gabfest told The two on “The View,” but Toepfer, telling her she would sources say she’s more ENQUIRER exclusively. not do the cover because miserable than ever “The ratings may have been the photo made her look fat. good for the show’s premiere, Rosie apologized to Susan for but the critical feedback her outburst, only to demand hasn’t been good – and she’s choice words for them and McBee, who designed Rosie’s the next day that she be fired. taking it personally.” threw it back at them.” 2002 book, “Find Me.” The case was eventually dis- One former staffer said: “I’ve Now, with Rosie on the defen- “There were some differences missed. definitely seen her temper. I sive, insiders fear she’ll lapse of opinion, to the point that As for “The View,” the source would see it with the produc- into the same nasty behavior they said they never wanted said: “With the old Rosie, peo- ers. She just lost her patience. she exhibited while working on to work with her again!” ple knew when she was mad if “She wouldn’t agree with her magazine, Rosie. Rosie quit the magazine af- she didn’t like her wardrobe or their choices and voiced her In 2001, Rosie partnered ter 16 months, triggering a the lighting. opinion. She wasn’t afraid with the publishers of Mc- lawsuit between Rosie and the “But now she’s trying not to to speak up. I’m sure people Call’s magazine, which was publisher, Gruner+Jahr USA. be a type-A angry bully, so probably did think she was a relaunched as Rosie. “I don’t (want) people to she’s acting passive-ag- nightmare. One night we were But the magazine tumbled think I am a controlling NALE N Q gressive. IO U T I R coming out of her trailer and when Rosie and the publisher uber bitch, like Oprah A E “She’s trying to be N KNOW R the producers handed her butted heads over content. and Martha,” Rosie @ . softer, but it’s awk- C S O

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And she into the Pro Football Hall of ter Michael, 42, who’s doing their engagement Aug. 1 looked amazing.” Fame, one day after his public double duty on “Good Morn- Strahan’s publicist denied split from Nicole. ing America,” walked away chael was two-timing Nicole, 42-year-old Latreal accompa- Added a pal: “Michael hard- from his long-term engage- 46, with his trainer. nied Michael condo shopping ly looks like a guy who went ment with Nicole Murphy. “There’s no question he’s and said there’s no trial mar- through a major breakup. According to reports, a smitten with her,” said a spy- riage in the works. There’s no question Latreal is cheating scandal caused the witness. “They could be in a Before his bust-up with Ni- responsible for THAT.” split but there was no sign Mi- ‘trial marriage’ before the end cole, who has five children – MICHAEL JACCARINO

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EALITY TV star Kate “I think her face looks tighter season 14 of “The Celebrity Anthony Youn, of Troy, Mich., Gosselin has shed her and that she’s had a facelift,” Apprentice.” While she was who has not treated Kate. embattled mom-of- said Dr. Steve Fallek, a New quickly booted off the show, “I suspect she had Botox in- eight look for a softer Jersey–based plastic surgeon, sources say Kate hoped the jected into her forehead to R image – and experts tell who has not treated Kate. series would soften her image smooth frown lines, and a filler The National ENQUIRER they “Injectables alone would not as a tough, controlling mom. called Juvederm injected into think she did it with some help create that smooth and con- According to experts, it looks her nasolabial folds, which are from the surgeon’s knife. toured jaw line and chin. It like she opted for cosmetic the lines running from her nose After analyzing photos of the appears that her skin has been procedures to achieve a ma- to the corners of her mouth. 39-year-old, leading cosmetic lifted along the sides of her ture yet feminine appearance. “She may also have had con- surgeons believe she’s had a face very skillfully without cre- “Kate’s skin looks flawless, servative injections of Voluma succession of treatments in re- ating an overly pulled look. It’s most likely due to a combina- to plump and soften her cent months to make herself a an excellent facelift!” tion of skin treatments with cheeks. She looks like a young hottie by smoothing her skin Kate competed on the lasers or chemical peels,” said Jessica Simpson!” and erasing her wrinkles. already-filmed upcoming celebrity plastic surgeon Dr. Dr. Matthew Schulman, a

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plastic surgeon from New York who has not treated the TV star, believes she’s resort- ed to a series of injectables. “Kate’s face looks slimmer and better shaped,” he told The ENQUIRER. “She likely had Botox treatments to her forehead and around her eyes to reduce the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles. That would ex- plain the smoother forehead and elevated eyebrows.” Kate’s smile lines and the areas around her cheek- bones also appear to have been injected with some type of filler, he said. “This accentuates her normal bone structure and provides a better overall shape to her face,” added Dr. Schulman, who warns that Kate may need more work done in the future. “Kate seems to have naturally full upper eyelids and low-set eyebrows,” he said. “As she ages, Botox may not be enough to keep her eyes looking refreshed. Kate may opt for an upper eyelid surgery to remove the fat and excess skin, as well as a sur- gical eyebrow lift to restore her youthful looks. “However, Kate should pro- ceed with caution. All too commonly, especially in the celebrity world, people go overboard with cosmetic surgery. Right now her work has been very tastefully done.” – LYNN ALLISON [email protected] THE GIRLFRIEND

Dog was caught in a racism scandal and now his son Leland’s girlfriend has slammed Koreans

friend is being accused of of the Chapman clan – she’s Son Leland’s making anti-Korean com- foul-mouthed and likes to get gal pal takes a ments on social media. drunk,” said a family insider. swipe at Koreans! Myk Jeursen, 25, appeared Meanwhile, production of to dis an ex of Leland’s – whom “Dog the Bounty Hunter” NOTHER racism scan- he has a child with – for being was halted in late 2007 after dal is brewing around half-Korean on Instagram. “No INTERNET RANT The ENQUIRER exposed two the family of reality star Korean running through these phone conversations during Duane “Dog” Chapman. veins…thank Jesus,” wrote Myk, which Chapman unleashed a A The TV star’s once- who is part Asian herself. filthy bigoted attack. popular A&E show, “Dog the A pal of hers pointed out that Chapman now appears on Bounty Hunter,” was halt- she once compared herself to a a CMT show titled “Dog and ed once before after The “Korean boy with out make up,” Beth: On the Hunt,” in which National ENQUIRER exposed and Myk hit back with, “At least Leland also appears. racist rants made by the star on my teeth are straight and don’t “Maybe Myk can join them,” audio tape. have stubby legs.” added the source. “She’d be Now, his son Leland’s girl- “Myk fits right in with the rest perfect!”

TELL-ALL revealing Mi- to publish the seamy story. cash and other assets from him. chael Jackson’s secret The ENQUIRER has learned Now, Jason has agreed to a A gay life may be shelved, that Jason’s plan to pen a tell- series of bizarre terms to settle sparing his family more heart- all has been trashed in a legal the case. break, The National ENQUIRER deal engineered by Michael’s A Jackson family source told has learned. According to legal former dermatologist, Dr. Ar- The ENQUIRER: “This is a major documents obtained by The nold Klein. In 2011, Dr. Klein sued win for the family. It’s especially ENQUIRER, Jackson’s ex-lover, Jason, who previously worked important for Michael’s kids Jason Pfeiffer, who claimed he Jackson’s three kids; for him, and another former who would have been humili- had a “romantic” affair with Mi- his ex-lover Jason, employee, claiming they’d sto- ated to read about their dad in chael, has surrendered all rights inset above len an estimated $10 million in the way Jason has described.”

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HE real Kris Jenner is a monster momager!” (148,5(5 That’s what a source EXCLUSIVE close to the Kardashian T matriarch told The Na- tional ENQUIRER after Kris filed for divorce from Bruce Jenner, ending their 23-year marriage. Through extensive interviews with multiple sources close to the once-golden reality TV couple, The ENQUIRER has un- covered shocking claims about the marriage that soured into a living nightmare for the popular Olympic gold medalist. In a blockbuster world exclusive, The ENQUIRER can also describe how 58-year-old Kris turned the family’s $6 million mansion in Calabasas, Calif., into a “house of horrors” – not In the Kardashian-Jenner abode only for Bruce, but the entire in Calabasas, Calif., Kris runs her Kardashian clan, sources claim! famous family with an iron fist And while putting on a hap- WE TOLD YOU FIRST! py public face, Kris subjected Bruce is coping with Kris. 64-year-old Bruce – and her “Despite the fact he’s a (148,5(5 broke the Jenner divorce story six children – to verbal abuse world-class athlete, it is possi- EADERS of The National ENQUIRER knew all about and bullying, sources say. ble Bruce became the abused Kris and Bruce’s divorce – almost two full years ago! We can also expose her “big ‘wife’ in this marriage,” Dr. Judy Way back in our issue dated Nov. 26, 2012, we lie”! While she announced her Kuriansky, a noted New York R blasted the couple’s “divorce bombshell” on our split from Bruce last Octo- City–based psychologist, who cover – making The ENQUIRER the very first celebrity ber, divorce papers obtained has not consulted with Bruce, magazine to report the marriage was ending. by The ENQUIRER reveal the and who has extensive training In our world exclusive report, sources told us that couple actually separated four in assessing people who seek “henpecked” and “humiliated” Bruce had “reached the months earlier – in June 2013! gender reassignment, told The breaking point,” and the Olympic legend was already se- “Bruce has finally escaped ENQUIRER. cretly consulting lawyers about divorcing Kris. Kris’ ‘house of horrors,’ but A source added: “It’s as if he’ll never be the same,” said a Bruce has fought back by source. transforming himself.” “I think she destroyed him! The once all-American hunk She subjected him to relent- has had his Adam’s apple less verbal abuse and punished shaved down, and had skin him emotionally.” fillers, Botox injections, hair Signs of Bruce’s unhappiness plugs and highlights. He also have been visible for years, has reportedly undergone two and possibly manifesting in his facelifts, plus cosmetic pro- gender-bending physical ap- cedures on his nose, lips, chin pearance, sources claim. and jowls. “When I met Bruce, I thought Even after the couple sepa- he was a girl,” said a Kardashi- rated, Kris was still interfering an family friend. in Bruce’s life. According to an expert, alter- “You are so controlling,” ing his looks could be one way Bruce slammed Kris after OFFICIAL LEGAL DOCUMENTS

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MUSIC TRACKS TOP 5 OF MY YEARS THINGS Bryan Adams’ NOT TO MISS album boasts 10 covers, including THIS “Lay Lady Lay” (Bob Dylan), “I WEEK! Can’t Stop Lov- ing You” (Ray TV Charles) and “Any Time at All” (The THE NANCE Beatles). TV Watch a performance of ALONG CAME A NANNY the Broadway musical on When an upscale neighborhood Oct. 10 at 9 p.m. ET on PBS is hit by a string of burglaries, an as part of the “Live from undercover cop (soap star Cam- Lincoln Center” series. eron Mathison) poses as a nanny Star Nathan Lane earned a to investigate the crimes and Tony nod for his portrayal finds himself falling for a fellow of a gay burlesque dancer nanny. Tune in to The Hallmark headlining in 1930s Channel on Oct. 12 at 9 p.m. ET. New York. CROSSWORDS& 57 ON PAGES 50

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