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the News See Ya Later ••• Tailgaters?In light of task force reports, stricter enforcement of univer sity policies regarding tailgaters awaits this season. Although some students remain wary, a seven-game home schedule will give security all it can handle. by Brian Cody /Page 7

Features That Insane Irish Spirit A new spirit group named Irish Insanity is roaming the campus, hoping to revive what founder Erich Straub considers flagging student spirit. do we need a humor writer! by Maggie Sieger /Page 10 Boy, Sports Sports week A roundup of lesser-known varsity sports. /Page17

Departments Week in Distortion Don't be surprised when you see Jill Adamonis cringe when the Michigan band strikes it up. /Page 3 Heg, if gou think gou could be the On Other Campuses Proposition 48: A failure? /Page 4 Music Offerings from a new wave of women artists are popping up all over. I Page 5 future resident jokester at Movies "Married to the Mob,') new film by Jonathan Demme, is worth your while. /Page 6 Calendar What's going on at Notre Dame/St. Mary's, the region and Chicago/ Page 20 Ernie Pook's Comeek "Maybonne's Diary" /Page 24 Scholastic Life in Hell Editorial "Not to be taken lightly": Notre Dame should ban night games. /Page 23 contact Rmg Weber at 239-5029 Scholastic is published weekly during the school year except during examinations and vacation periods at the University of Notre Dame, Notre Dame, IN, 46556 printed at The Papers, Inc., Milford, IN 46542. The subscription rate is $20.00/ycar and back issues arc available at $1.00/copy. The opinions expressed in 1Scl1ola.stic are those of the authors and editors and do not necessarily represent the opinions of the entire editorial board of Scholastic or of the University of Notre its administration, faculty or students. Editorials signed Scholastic represent the opinion of the majority of the executive editorial board. Manuscripts arc rwc•,;umtc. All unsolicited materials become the property of Scholastic.

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Dear Readers, to those of you who pick up the magazine we've gotten the desire to tell you a little in the dining halls from those of us who about us, to tell you a little about how we Those of you who are familiar with listen and look for reaction as we sit down operate, to tell you a little about why and Scholastic's format over the past few years across the table. how a story or a photograph or a drawing comes about. I HATE MICHIGAN, TOO are right now in the process of stumbling The reasoning behind this exercise is upon a feature that is new to you: the letter two-fold: firstly, in a wave of egotism, Secondly, we'd like to encourage you to tell us a little about you, a little about how Don't be surprised if you see senior Jill Adamonis cringe when the you operate, a little about how a Scholastic feature affected, or didn't affect, you. Michigan Band strikes it up Every week, this space will explain. It will relate problems that may or may not have found satisfactory solutions. What it h ... the days of football are almost will not do is tell you about one of our A upon us: the days of plaid-pant editor's summer vacation or the pain of a wearing, brat-eating and fanatically broken heart or anything too personal. standing for three hours, because you want We're not quite that self-indulgent. We're to. This Saturday, Notre Dame's Fighting talking about the magazine here. We may Irish take the field for their season opener be egotistical, but I'm letting you know our against long-time rival, the University of limits right now. Michigan. Breen Phillips Hall Resident Right here, on this letters page, is the Assistant Jill Adamonis recalls the younger only opportunity for us to speak directly to days (her younger days, that is) of the you. And vice versa. Think of it this way: Notre Dame/Michigan rivalry. Jill's house we're talking to you. So you're perfectly might as well have been one that Rockne welcome to talk back to us. built: her grandfather and father went to If what you read here about the magazine Notre Dame and her mother attended Saint business interests you, or if something you Mary's College. You know where that see in the magazine annoys or intrigues family will be on football Saturdays. And you, tell us, tell everyone. Write. you can bet Jill and her sister, Amy (ND individual playing a few notes. Now, she nine-year-old was going to tell him what class of '92), don the blue and gold was a member of a team that made real music she would and would not play. In Through the very existence of this page, whenever the opportunity arises. Except, music. the true, mature, spirit of grammar school we're letting you know that the magazine of course, when the Fighting Irish battle the Memorizing the timing and direction discipline, the band director informed this doesn't appear on Thursday from some blue and maize Wolverines of Michigan: to "Hail to the Victors" had not been too young rebel that he was going to call her ..•.....••..•.....· . > .· . ..· •.. . .. Scholastic. must be typed anQ. include the giant vacuum. Let us know the equivalent. the Adam on is clan suits up in green so no difficult the night before and she was father. Jill wasn't worried. i.~~~t~~:l~ ·P~.~,aul~}ncluqe theiryearirischool•and college. Facultytnem- for publication that do not relate to Now it seems Jill, already an aspiring sounded like. It was so difficult to tell the The director, indeed, did call Mr. Ada Scholastic or an issue that the magazine third-generation Domer at the age of nine, true melody when she played alone. The monis to inform him of his daughter's •.·~~5~~h81Jld ••. mphiqe•··~eir·.?~r~rtment ... All.!~t!ers. 111~st.•be ·~igned'. discusses. Not that we don't care. On the worked diligently at becoming a fine clar band director signaled for the music to obstinance. He told Jill's father that Jill L~.~r;es· FilL~~.withhelcltip9n'.reql1est·.in··· c~rtain. ii1stances, . contrary. Come talk to our editors. We're inetest. She practiced and practiced, begin, and after the first stanza, Jill was not listening to instructions. Mr. knowing one day she would be able to list Adamonis was not happy. His older JE:. . . $chol~stic reserves .the right to . ~eject leite~s tllat are always trying to gauge student concern: Adamonis placed her clarinet on the music And maybe then we'll tell you about our this talent on her ND admission applica stand, refusing to play. daughter had never given anyone any ;M~x!q!J$ Of•P?~c~n~ PY t1Jel~w;softhe·.Unity

elcome to yet another exciting year with Pythago- W ras and Weird Beard. This ? year we'll be reviewing movies and video. We figure that our column will be invalu able since movies are about the only enter Tailgaters • • • • tainment alternative in these days of speak easies and neo-fascist policies. Yes, inebriated of film are we, and thus Stricter enforcement of university policies we present our review of Jonathan regarding tailgaters awaits this season's home Demme's new film, Married To the Mob~ starring Michelle Pfeiffer, Matthew football schedule Modine, and Dean Stockwell. The film is a gangster comedy that has Pfeiffer, the widow of a former Mafia hit man, leaving concerning tailgating violations. Students and, if there are further violations, the hall the suburbs and heading for the city to BY BRIAN CODY escape her past connections to the mob. who are cited for underage drinking on will lose any matching funds from the campus will receive a $300 fine, and any university for one year. Outside organiza Life isn't that easy, though, as Pfeiffer's · -and post-game festivities will further violation will result in suspension tions and alumni are allowed to sponsor unpredictable move to the bizzare world of in full force come this Saturday or dismissal from the University. If a tailgaters and if students attend these New York's Lower East Side is not enough gainst arch-rival Michigan. student run organization violates this tailgaters, they are warned about Indiana to hide her past. First, she cannot escape Green Field, normally quiet and serene, regulation, it will face suspension as an State Law as stated in the Alcohol Policy. the lustful advances of her late husband's will be transformed into a festive mass of organization for the rest of the academic Rakow said that while tailgaters on Green mafia boss and secret killer - played by people, cars, ... and beer. This year, year and up to one additional year. Field during football weekends have an Stockwell. Secondly, Pfeiffer becomes the however, tailgaters and public drunkenness exceptional status within the larger object of an FBI surveillance team that will be under heavy scrutiny of the Residence halls that violate this measure framework of the alcohol policy, drinking hopes to nail the mafia boss. full of garish elements that glorify the between the region's Miskito people and administration as well as the security will lose their two, an hall semi-formals within the boundaries of the main part of The character interplay works well in this neon-plastic fantasies that define common the Sandinista government, and explores department. campus by-students or alumni will not be film. Modine, an FBI agent who falls in culture. the role of the CIA in the Miskito's war The Security Department and the Office tolerated. The Report of the Task Force on love with Pfeiffer, is charming in a puppy Married To the Mob is a witty and· with the Sandinistas. The film includes of Student Affairs will be pressing for the Whole Health and the Use and Abuse dog way; Stockwell presents a great intelligent comedy and is well worth the rare footage from previously inaccessible stricter enforcement of tailgate parties, of Alcohol addressed this issue when it caricature of Robert DeNiro's Capone from $4.75 ticket price. It is showing at the Miskito communities near the frontier especially violations concerning underage recommended that ''The rule prohibiting The Untouchables ; and Pfeiffer gives the Forum III Cinema on US 31 North (near between Nicaragua and Honduras along the drinking. Although there is no new the consumption of alcohol in the inner comedic performance of her career. Burger King) at 7:00 and 9:30. We highly Coco River. Thousands of refugees in this tailgater policy, a crackdown on student part of the campus should be strictly Director Jonathan Demme should be recommend this flick and, hey, the sound area are now being repatriated from camps run tailgaters is a major priority. "Students credited for deftly blending multiple plot track is just as good! in Honduras to their homelands with the or halls have never been allowed to enforced." As in the past, security inside and outside lines and employing witty camera work help of the United Nations. sponsor tailgaters," said Rex Rakow, of the stadium will consist of the Notre that compliments the intelligent humor of Editor's choice: The film was directed by Ana Carrigan. director of security. Dame Security, the local South Bend the script. Demme has a fondness for the She is the author of Salvador Witness, a Students, however, are unclear about the Police, the St. Joseph's County police, and hand-held shot in this film, along with The University of Notre Dame Institute biography of Jean Donovan, a lay mission new planned crackdown. "I heard that the Indiana State Troopers. A private tilted angle shots (reminiscent of Batman), for Pastoral and Social Ministry is sponsor ary from the Cleveland Diocese who was there is no new tailgater policy, but that security agency was at one time used for and circular camera sweeps. Along with ing the film Peace Peeping Up: Ending one of the four American church workers there will be a stricter enforcement of the the home football games. In the last few fellow directing pal, John Waters, Demme Nicaragua's Other War tonight at 7:30 in murdered by Salvadoran National Guards rules and regulations governing football years, though, this outside force has only revels in all that is crass in pop culture, and the Center for Continuing Education. It men in December, 1980. It should be an weekends," said sophomore Mark Brady. been called upon when an overabundance similar to his previous film Something traces the recent history of Nicaragua's interesting flick, and it's only a hop, skip, But the Alcohol Policy and Regulations of people was expected at the stadium. Wild, the sets of Married To the Mob are Atlantic coast, examines the relationship and a jump away. Check it out.. for 1988-1989 contain few ambiguities 6 7 Scholastic September 8, 1988 Movies/Scott Selig and John Mikulak Married to the Mob Pythagoras and Weird Beard (revealed for the first time) move from music Ya Later, to movies, and find an interesting offering from Jonathan Demme I :j elcome to yet another exciting year with Pythago- W ras and Weird Beard. This ? year we'll be reviewing movies and video. We figure that our column will be invalu able since movies are about the only enter Tailgaters • • • • tainment alternative in these days of speak easies and neo-fascist policies. Yes, inebriated of film are we, and thus Stricter enforcement of university policies we present our review of Jonathan regarding tailgaters awaits this season's home Demme's new film, Married To the Mob~ starring Michelle Pfeiffer, Matthew football schedule Modine, and Dean Stockwell. The film is a gangster comedy that has Pfeiffer, the widow of a former Mafia hit man, leaving concerning tailgating violations. Students and, if there are further violations, the hall the suburbs and heading for the city to BY BRIAN CODY escape her past connections to the mob. who are cited for underage drinking on will lose any matching funds from the campus will receive a $300 fine, and any university for one year. Outside organiza Life isn't that easy, though, as Pfeiffer's · -and post-game festivities will further violation will result in suspension tions and alumni are allowed to sponsor unpredictable move to the bizzare world of in full force come this Saturday or dismissal from the University. If a tailgaters and if students attend these New York's Lower East Side is not enough gainst arch-rival Michigan. student run organization violates this tailgaters, they are warned about Indiana to hide her past. First, she cannot escape Green Field, normally quiet and serene, regulation, it will face suspension as an State Law as stated in the Alcohol Policy. the lustful advances of her late husband's will be transformed into a festive mass of organization for the rest of the academic Rakow said that while tailgaters on Green mafia boss and secret killer - played by people, cars, ... and beer. This year, year and up to one additional year. Field during football weekends have an Stockwell. Secondly, Pfeiffer becomes the however, tailgaters and public drunkenness exceptional status within the larger object of an FBI surveillance team that will be under heavy scrutiny of the Residence halls that violate this measure framework of the alcohol policy, drinking hopes to nail the mafia boss. full of garish elements that glorify the between the region's Miskito people and administration as well as the security will lose their two, an hall semi-formals within the boundaries of the main part of The character interplay works well in this neon-plastic fantasies that define common the Sandinista government, and explores department. campus by-students or alumni will not be film. Modine, an FBI agent who falls in culture. the role of the CIA in the Miskito's war The Security Department and the Office tolerated. The Report of the Task Force on love with Pfeiffer, is charming in a puppy Married To the Mob is a witty and· with the Sandinistas. The film includes of Student Affairs will be pressing for the Whole Health and the Use and Abuse dog way; Stockwell presents a great intelligent comedy and is well worth the rare footage from previously inaccessible stricter enforcement of tailgate parties, of Alcohol addressed this issue when it caricature of Robert DeNiro's Capone from $4.75 ticket price. It is showing at the Miskito communities near the frontier especially violations concerning underage recommended that ''The rule prohibiting The Untouchables ; and Pfeiffer gives the Forum III Cinema on US 31 North (near between Nicaragua and Honduras along the drinking. Although there is no new the consumption of alcohol in the inner comedic performance of her career. Burger King) at 7:00 and 9:30. We highly Coco River. Thousands of refugees in this tailgater policy, a crackdown on student part of the campus should be strictly Director Jonathan Demme should be recommend this flick and, hey, the sound area are now being repatriated from camps run tailgaters is a major priority. "Students credited for deftly blending multiple plot track is just as good! in Honduras to their homelands with the or halls have never been allowed to enforced." As in the past, security inside and outside lines and employing witty camera work help of the United Nations. sponsor tailgaters," said Rex Rakow, of the stadium will consist of the Notre that compliments the intelligent humor of Editor's choice: The film was directed by Ana Carrigan. director of security. Dame Security, the local South Bend the script. Demme has a fondness for the She is the author of Salvador Witness, a Students, however, are unclear about the Police, the St. Joseph's County police, and hand-held shot in this film, along with The University of Notre Dame Institute biography of Jean Donovan, a lay mission new planned crackdown. "I heard that the Indiana State Troopers. A private tilted angle shots (reminiscent of Batman), for Pastoral and Social Ministry is sponsor ary from the Cleveland Diocese who was there is no new tailgater policy, but that security agency was at one time used for and circular camera sweeps. Along with ing the film Peace Peeping Up: Ending one of the four American church workers there will be a stricter enforcement of the the home football games. In the last few fellow directing pal, John Waters, Demme Nicaragua's Other War tonight at 7:30 in murdered by Salvadoran National Guards rules and regulations governing football years, though, this outside force has only revels in all that is crass in pop culture, and the Center for Continuing Education. It men in December, 1980. It should be an weekends," said sophomore Mark Brady. been called upon when an overabundance similar to his previous film Something traces the recent history of Nicaragua's interesting flick, and it's only a hop, skip, But the Alcohol Policy and Regulations of people was expected at the stadium. Wild, the sets of Married To the Mob are Atlantic coast, examines the relationship and a jump away. Check it out.. for 1988-1989 contain few ambiguities 6 7 Scholastic September 8, 1988 Rakow declined to give out the information status if they were found to be intoxicated? individual's behavior will single them out rowdiness, but what is the purpose of the about the total cost and the amount of I think that there would be a tendency to and appropriate action will be taken," he newly established group Irish Insanity? security personnel at the home football This seems like a contradiction," added games. single out the student body, and not said. If a student is found to be intoxicated or junior Mike McCleary. · Rakow did, however, emphasize that ., ·::·~.. :·,\r;·~ ,::::····:; in possession of alcohol while inside the Rakow, however, sees security's function drunkenness will not be tolerated at the ·. stadium, he or she will be removed and more in crowd control rather than enforce football games,' inside or outside of Notre ment or prosecution. "Most people are Dame Stadium. Enforcement of this part could face arrest and referral to Student If well behaved and courteous of others of the policy has had problems in the past. Affairs. a student is found to be intoxi- . cated or in possession of alcohol upon before, during, and after the football "We want people to have a good time, but games," he said. "But, of course, there we don't want people to take it to ex entering the stadium, the student's ticket always is a handful who get out of hand tremes. Vulgarity and obscenities by could be confiscated. The same goes for and go overboard in their behavior," said rowdy groups will not be tolerated inside non-students; that is, possible arrest, Rakow. or outside the stadium," stated Chuck removal from the game, or confiscation ·of ticket. If necessary, an intoxicated A change in the policy of pass outs is Hurley, new member of the Notre Dame another change for this season. Until this Security Force and former member of the individual would be provided with medical year, the pass out policy allowed spectators South Bend Police Department. assistance. Still, doubts among students linger. "How to leave the game at any time and then re Some students question whether this can enter as long as they had their ticket stub. be done. Singling out of the student body is security going to measure if someone is For the upcoming 1988 football season, by security is a major concern of students. drunk or not? Also, people have been com pass outs will not be allowed. Security "My experiences at football games show plaining that we have lost school spirit, and hopes that this will cut down on alcohol many instances of extreme intoxication by now it seems that these new restrictions on how we express ourselves at the football intake during the game. st~dents as well as alumni and parents," alumni, for rowdy and drunken behavior." "Now you can't leave the game at added that it is hoped that this will cut sard sophomore Amy Thomas. games will further decrease our spirit," Hurley disagreed. "We are not going to halftime to go out to your car and have a down on the number of drunk driving One policy recommendation by the "Would the alumni be given exemption junior Mike Quigley said. single out the student body. An "They want to put a halt on our so called couple of beers," said Rakow. He also incidents. Report of the Task Force not instituted was the cancellation of all night home games. The Task Force felt that night games promoted intoxication by providing more ' available hours to consume alcohol. "Since alcohol consumption and public drunkenness increase substantially when home footqall games are scheduled in the evening and the combination of greater alcohol consumption, automobile operation and darkness increase danger to all University guests, the scheduling of evening football games shall be prohi~ :I ited." Despite this recommendation, so far both Michigan and Stanford have been scheduled as evening games for this year.

"Notre Dame is a class act, and we want to exemplify Notre Dame to people outside .. , of our community. We want everyone to

I; enjoy all of the football games without too .. many incidents. I hope it will be an f enjoyable, successful, and safe season for everyone," concluded Rakow . • 9 Scholastic September 8, 1988 Rakow declined to give out the information status if they were found to be intoxicated? individual's behavior will single them out rowdiness, but what is the purpose of the about the total cost and the amount of I think that there would be a tendency to and appropriate action will be taken," he newly established group Irish Insanity? security personnel at the home football This seems like a contradiction," added games. single out the student body, and not said. If a student is found to be intoxicated or junior Mike McCleary. · Rakow did, however, emphasize that ., ·::·~.. :·,\r;·~ ,::::····:; in possession of alcohol while inside the Rakow, however, sees security's function drunkenness will not be tolerated at the ·. stadium, he or she will be removed and more in crowd control rather than enforce football games,' inside or outside of Notre ment or prosecution. "Most people are Dame Stadium. Enforcement of this part could face arrest and referral to Student If well behaved and courteous of others of the policy has had problems in the past. Affairs. a student is found to be intoxi- . cated or in possession of alcohol upon before, during, and after the football "We want people to have a good time, but games," he said. "But, of course, there we don't want people to take it to ex entering the stadium, the student's ticket always is a handful who get out of hand tremes. Vulgarity and obscenities by could be confiscated. The same goes for and go overboard in their behavior," said rowdy groups will not be tolerated inside non-students; that is, possible arrest, Rakow. or outside the stadium," stated Chuck removal from the game, or confiscation ·of ticket. If necessary, an intoxicated A change in the policy of pass outs is Hurley, new member of the Notre Dame another change for this season. Until this Security Force and former member of the individual would be provided with medical year, the pass out policy allowed spectators South Bend Police Department. assistance. Still, doubts among students linger. "How to leave the game at any time and then re Some students question whether this can enter as long as they had their ticket stub. be done. Singling out of the student body is security going to measure if someone is For the upcoming 1988 football season, by security is a major concern of students. drunk or not? Also, people have been com pass outs will not be allowed. Security "My experiences at football games show plaining that we have lost school spirit, and hopes that this will cut down on alcohol many instances of extreme intoxication by now it seems that these new restrictions on how we express ourselves at the football intake during the game. st~dents as well as alumni and parents," alumni, for rowdy and drunken behavior." "Now you can't leave the game at added that it is hoped that this will cut sard sophomore Amy Thomas. games will further decrease our spirit," Hurley disagreed. "We are not going to halftime to go out to your car and have a down on the number of drunk driving One policy recommendation by the "Would the alumni be given exemption junior Mike Quigley said. single out the student body. An "They want to put a halt on our so called couple of beers," said Rakow. He also incidents. Report of the Task Force not instituted was the cancellation of all night home games. The Task Force felt that night games promoted intoxication by providing more ' available hours to consume alcohol. "Since alcohol consumption and public drunkenness increase substantially when home footqall games are scheduled in the evening and the combination of greater alcohol consumption, automobile operation and darkness increase danger to all University guests, the scheduling of evening football games shall be prohi~ :I ited." Despite this recommendation, so far both Michigan and Stanford have been scheduled as evening games for this year.

"Notre Dame is a class act, and we want to exemplify Notre Dame to people outside .. , of our community. We want everyone to

I; enjoy all of the football games without too .. many incidents. I hope it will be an f enjoyable, successful, and safe season for everyone," concluded Rakow . • 9 Scholastic September 8, 1988 working with Irish Insanity to promote and expand the possible events and activities that can be offered (to the student body)," said Brian Reilly, SUB board manager. That Insane Irish Notre Dame Student Activities, which has no formal connection with Irish Insanity, has plans for Saturday, as well. Along with a local radio station, they will sponsor a Spirit Football Season Kickoff Party on South Quad from 11 a.m. until 6 p.m. A new campus group is stirring up spirit at Notre Dame. "Student Activities is soliciting student organizations to give exhibitions and student muscians and bands to perform at BY MAGGIE SIEGER this event," said Joe Cassidy, director of or the past two weeks, Erich Straub, Student Activities. "With the kickoff later a junior in St Edward's Hall, has in the day, we thought the party would be F been "running around campus a good way to provide some entertainment trying to get people together" for his new and give the student groups a chance to spirit group, Irish Insanity. The group is show off." devoted to encouraging student craziness "Everyone has been really supportive," before, during and after Notre Dame Straub said. "I went to the first Hall sporting events. before heading to the pep rally Friday well." President's Council meeting and basically The idea for Irish Insanity grew from evening, according to Notre Dame Lepre "We've got two new cheers that I think asked for money for the face paint. They Straub's campaign for junior class presi chaun Ray Lopez. "I've had some contact the students are really going to like," he gave it to us." dent last spring. "I ran for the office and with (Irish Insanity)," Lopez said. "We've continued. "One has to do with the House "I think (Irish Insanity) is great. One of my platform had a lot of ideas for school discussed different ideas for the year. I that Rock built and the other mentions the the HPC goals is to get everyone in spirit," Straub said. "About 10 years ago, think the concept is a good one." one thing on this campus that everyone volved," said Steph Hyashi, co-president the Notre Dame student body was given Lopez said he has a few tricks tucked takes the most pride in. I'll let you guess of Breen-Phillips Hall. "The more people the Most Valuable Player award during a away for the football season. "They're the what that is." involved, the better it's going to be. basketball game. That was a big deal Leprechaun secrets that are passed down "Irish Insanity's job is more outside the Besides, (the students) have been ragged because it had never happened before. Last Director) Bill Hickey and found out that With games like Miami and Michigan, each year. The seniors may recognize some stadium," said Straub. "We have a lot of on a lot recently, even on National T.V. I year, AI McGuire, on national T.V., there was a picnic scheduled for tomorrow we're expecting more people and it would old tricks and there are some new ones as activities planned for the football season think everyone's riled up about that." basically said (the student body) was before the pep rally. That hasn't been be nicer outside. and we hope that the momentum will carry ·, ::.s:(;:·::r:i::, ::::.: .t~-:~=::::.=::·~=:::::::=-:::r:.· ;"',. .... ~· ·._.:,:==·=· lame." publicized. It seems no one knows what "It seems as though more people from us into basketball." Irish Insanity is interested in gathering But Straub is quick to defend existing anyone else has planned and there's a lot of w:'}' , . ..· .. ·. ., Irish Insanity, along with several other support for the smaller, non-revenue sports, North Quad go to the pep rallies. They go I student enthusiasm. "It's not that Notre wasted potential for co-ordinating events." to dinner and then go on over. I don't student groups, will be selling blue and like volleyball and soccer, as well as The picnic has been arranged so students Dame spirit isn't great," he said. "Notre know for certain, though. This is just on the ·~ ~· gold "Domer Hankies" all this week in the basketball and football. Dame has the best tradition in college can go immediately to the pep rally after basis of informal polling." dining halls and before the pep rally and "We had a bunch of people go to the athletics. But, we need more creativity, eating. "The picnic will be on Stepan Mike Paese, Notre Dame student body ~"'"f~e;~~ft!i;g;;; ~'foot," ' game, said Tom Tisa, senior class presi women's volleyball game Wednesday more spontaneity. (The students) can do Field. People will finish eating around vice-president, said student government dent. "If the sale of the hankies and the against Stanford to help support the team," more than we're doing." 6:30, which is when the crowd for the pep loaned Irish Insanity $100 for a band face painting are successful this week, said Straub. "It's important that people The 20 member group has two basic .rally starts to assemble. So, hopefully, during the pre-pep rally picnic. "That has we'll continue with them throughout the know (Notre Dame students) are behind purposes, according to Straub. The first is we'll retain a lot of students for the pep kind of fallen through," said Straub. "I'll season," Tisa said. their teams." to create more communication among the rally," said Kevin Mochen, president of the return the money if nothing works out." "I think (Irish Insanity) is a fun idea," said The Michigan game is crucial for Irish pep rally committee. various campus organizations that are Straub has also talked with Notre Dame Lisa Jochum, senior class vice-president. Insanity. "It's the first time we get to show ,. :1. involved in encouraging spirit The second This week's pep rally will be held Band directors about the possibility of the "Heck, if they want to do all the work and what we're capable of," said Straub. "For is to "get people crazy." outdoors on Stepan Courts because of the band marching around each quad - organization- more power to them." example, if people at the athletic depart "The best thing at a football or basketball numbers expected at the rally, according to picking up students for subsequent pep i!J&~~~~~~i~~flt'@ Tonight, Irish Insanity will perform skits ment can see that we're serious, we'll be game is for the crowd to be nuts," Straub Mochen. "This first (pep rally) will be rallies -rather than along its usual path. •:gr~~v:·£ij!!!Iiet• ··a.m.e.'~· :··· in the dining halls during dinner to herald able to get more support." said. "Of course, Saturday is green day so outside and then we'll move back into "A while ago, marching around the ,. ~: ': ~-:·=·; the arrival of the first home game weekend. that we're not confused with Michigan's Stepan Center," said Mochen. "It mainly campus to pick the students up was Free face painting will be done Saturday. "Remember, we're not saying Notre Dame colors. Everyone should wear green to the has to do with the temperature difference traditional," said Laura Silva, Notre Dame Other planned events are being kept secret is a bum school and the students aren't game." as the season progresses. But, we'll see if band member. "It's a nice idea." by the group. doing their jobs," he continued. "We just "I talked with (University Food Service we can get (the Miami pep rally) outside. The band will march around South Quad "The Student Union Board is looking into want a little extra from everyone.'. 10 Scholastic September 8, 1988 11 working with Irish Insanity to promote and expand the possible events and activities that can be offered (to the student body)," said Brian Reilly, SUB board manager. That Insane Irish Notre Dame Student Activities, which has no formal connection with Irish Insanity, has plans for Saturday, as well. Along with a local radio station, they will sponsor a Spirit Football Season Kickoff Party on South Quad from 11 a.m. until 6 p.m. A new campus group is stirring up spirit at Notre Dame. "Student Activities is soliciting student organizations to give exhibitions and student muscians and bands to perform at BY MAGGIE SIEGER this event," said Joe Cassidy, director of or the past two weeks, Erich Straub, Student Activities. "With the kickoff later a junior in St Edward's Hall, has in the day, we thought the party would be F been "running around campus a good way to provide some entertainment trying to get people together" for his new and give the student groups a chance to spirit group, Irish Insanity. The group is show off." devoted to encouraging student craziness "Everyone has been really supportive," before, during and after Notre Dame Straub said. "I went to the first Hall sporting events. before heading to the pep rally Friday well." President's Council meeting and basically The idea for Irish Insanity grew from evening, according to Notre Dame Lepre "We've got two new cheers that I think asked for money for the face paint. They Straub's campaign for junior class presi chaun Ray Lopez. "I've had some contact the students are really going to like," he gave it to us." dent last spring. "I ran for the office and with (Irish Insanity)," Lopez said. "We've continued. "One has to do with the House "I think (Irish Insanity) is great. One of my platform had a lot of ideas for school discussed different ideas for the year. I that Rock built and the other mentions the the HPC goals is to get everyone in spirit," Straub said. "About 10 years ago, think the concept is a good one." one thing on this campus that everyone volved," said Steph Hyashi, co-president the Notre Dame student body was given Lopez said he has a few tricks tucked takes the most pride in. I'll let you guess of Breen-Phillips Hall. "The more people the Most Valuable Player award during a away for the football season. "They're the what that is." involved, the better it's going to be. basketball game. That was a big deal Leprechaun secrets that are passed down "Irish Insanity's job is more outside the Besides, (the students) have been ragged because it had never happened before. Last Director) Bill Hickey and found out that With games like Miami and Michigan, each year. The seniors may recognize some stadium," said Straub. "We have a lot of on a lot recently, even on National T.V. I year, AI McGuire, on national T.V., there was a picnic scheduled for tomorrow we're expecting more people and it would old tricks and there are some new ones as activities planned for the football season think everyone's riled up about that." basically said (the student body) was before the pep rally. That hasn't been be nicer outside. and we hope that the momentum will carry ·, ::.s:(;:·::r:i::, ::::.: .t~-:~=::::.=::·~=:::::::=-:::r:.· ;"',. .... ~· ·._.:,:==·=· lame." publicized. It seems no one knows what "It seems as though more people from us into basketball." Irish Insanity is interested in gathering But Straub is quick to defend existing anyone else has planned and there's a lot of w:'}' , . ..· .. ·. ., Irish Insanity, along with several other support for the smaller, non-revenue sports, North Quad go to the pep rallies. They go I student enthusiasm. "It's not that Notre wasted potential for co-ordinating events." to dinner and then go on over. I don't student groups, will be selling blue and like volleyball and soccer, as well as The picnic has been arranged so students Dame spirit isn't great," he said. "Notre know for certain, though. This is just on the ·~ ~· gold "Domer Hankies" all this week in the basketball and football. Dame has the best tradition in college can go immediately to the pep rally after basis of informal polling." dining halls and before the pep rally and "We had a bunch of people go to the athletics. But, we need more creativity, eating. "The picnic will be on Stepan Mike Paese, Notre Dame student body ~"'"f~e;~~ft!i;g;;; ~'foot," ' game, said Tom Tisa, senior class presi women's volleyball game Wednesday more spontaneity. (The students) can do Field. People will finish eating around vice-president, said student government dent. "If the sale of the hankies and the against Stanford to help support the team," more than we're doing." 6:30, which is when the crowd for the pep loaned Irish Insanity $100 for a band face painting are successful this week, said Straub. "It's important that people The 20 member group has two basic .rally starts to assemble. So, hopefully, during the pre-pep rally picnic. "That has we'll continue with them throughout the know (Notre Dame students) are behind purposes, according to Straub. The first is we'll retain a lot of students for the pep kind of fallen through," said Straub. "I'll season," Tisa said. their teams." to create more communication among the rally," said Kevin Mochen, president of the return the money if nothing works out." "I think (Irish Insanity) is a fun idea," said The Michigan game is crucial for Irish pep rally committee. various campus organizations that are Straub has also talked with Notre Dame Lisa Jochum, senior class vice-president. Insanity. "It's the first time we get to show ,. :1. involved in encouraging spirit The second This week's pep rally will be held Band directors about the possibility of the "Heck, if they want to do all the work and what we're capable of," said Straub. "For is to "get people crazy." outdoors on Stepan Courts because of the band marching around each quad - organization- more power to them." example, if people at the athletic depart "The best thing at a football or basketball numbers expected at the rally, according to picking up students for subsequent pep i!J&~~~~~~i~~flt'@ Tonight, Irish Insanity will perform skits ment can see that we're serious, we'll be game is for the crowd to be nuts," Straub Mochen. "This first (pep rally) will be rallies -rather than along its usual path. •:gr~~v:·£ij!!!Iiet• ··a.m.e.'~· :··· in the dining halls during dinner to herald able to get more support." said. "Of course, Saturday is green day so outside and then we'll move back into "A while ago, marching around the ,. ~: ': ~-:·=·; the arrival of the first home game weekend. that we're not confused with Michigan's Stepan Center," said Mochen. "It mainly campus to pick the students up was Free face painting will be done Saturday. "Remember, we're not saying Notre Dame colors. Everyone should wear green to the has to do with the temperature difference traditional," said Laura Silva, Notre Dame Other planned events are being kept secret is a bum school and the students aren't game." as the season progresses. But, we'll see if band member. "It's a nice idea." by the group. doing their jobs," he continued. "We just "I talked with (University Food Service we can get (the Miami pep rally) outside. The band will march around South Quad "The Student Union Board is looking into want a little extra from everyone.'. 10 Scholastic September 8, 1988 11 j ••

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Lou Holtz had to steal from other positions to reconstruct his team

[i !: BY JIM MAGGIO front on offense and defense.' Take away ·progressed very well individually," said about five or six big plays, and you'd have Holtz. "The problem at the present time, had a very even game." though, is that they haven't played together as a unit It's not that all of them fail on ateline: September 12, 1987; Ann JZVG 26 issues S9-95 PSVG 39 issues S1 4·95 Most observers, Holtz included, do not every play, but on virtually every play, one 69 Arbor, Michigan. The ninth-ranked SBVG 52 issues S19· expect the Wolverines to be nearly as of them fails. I think that if they wereall Reg. Pr. _(52 iss.) s~~h~ n the leading Irish rusher for the last two years. Michigan Wolverines enter this cover Pnce · FREE CREDIT D generous on Saturday, especially when you having difficu.Ities on every play, we'd NO INTEREST OR day's game against Notre Dame having consider Michigan's high pre-season have a real crisis situation." EXTRA CHARGES EVER! te suffered in the Despite the youth and injuries, Holtz also won their past 18 home openers. The rankings, which include number one in The Senior tri-captain Andy Heck has faith in his defensive line. "They're Michigan Stadium crowd of 106,098 Sporting News poll. One of the reasons is the sole returning starter on the offensive ut that although going to perform very well," said Holtz, expects a decisive win against an unher for the high rankings is that the Wolverines L,""""'...., _ __,.-=-====~-.7_ •..•.• •..•...~ 7...... 7 _7_.• _.. _.7 . >7··.·. 7.. 7.• •• .•7 _•• 7•• ~r-"""'3[1U!l!Si!Ji~!2!!l~S!~ defensive front last "but, most importantly, I think their best alded Irish squad. line. The 6-7, 258 pound tackle had been can boast both offensive and defensive at tight end the past three seasons, but he season, they should not be as much of a football is ahead of them. Our defensive Final score: Notre Dame 26, Michigan 7. line units that rank among the best in feels the transition will benefit both himself problem in '88. "The problem last year was line will be improved." That should come Dateline: September 10, 1988; South college football. and the team. that our unit was not that deep," said as welcome relief to Irish fans who Bend, Indiana. The customary 59,075 fans "It's been a pretty easy switch for me, to Gorman. "When you look at our line this witnessed an injury-riddled defensive front will jam Notre Dame Stadium Saturday With five starters from last year's be honest," said Heck. "I feel I'm more year, though, we're two players deep at simply wear down in the second half of last night, many expecting another easy Irish 1 . standout offensive line gone, Notre Dame's every position, in some cases three. We've season. victory. After all, they manhandled suited for tackle because, let's face it, I front line has been reconstructed this wasn't the fastest tight end around last J got some talent." Besides Michigan's deep front line, the Michigan in Bo Schembechler's own season. The Michigan game will be an year. So instead of being a slow tight end, Gorman has been sidelined with a pulled Notre Dame offense will face a Wolverine stomping grounds only a year ago. Should important test for the inexperienced Irish now I'm a quick tackle. That should help chest muscle but should be ready at left defense that returns only two starting we expect anything less from Notre Dame trenchmen because it will give the coaches us." tackle for Michigan. Juniors Jeff Aim (6-7, linebackers, J.J. Grant and Bobby Abrams, in the House that Rockne Built? a chance to see how the line works as a unit The line will need that help against 248) and Bryan Flannery (6-3, 249) will be and one defensive back, David Arnold. "We were the recipients of seven turn under pressure. Although Holtz has Michigan's stellar defensive line, led by battling for the right tackle slot, while Junior Tony Rice (6-1,198) is at quarter overs in that game," recalled Lou Holtz, admitted concern about the offe All-America tackle Mark Messner and All sophomores Chris Zorich (6-1, 260) and back for Notre Dame. Although heavily the Irish head coach. "It wasn't a case last nsive line, he's not about to abandon ship. Big Ten honorable mention selection John George Williams (6-3, 282) are at nose criticized for his inability to run the passing year of 'Well, we really whipped them up "For the most part, the offensive line has Herrmann. Combined, they were in on 20 tackle. 12 Scholastic September 8, 1988 13 . -.. ~!. , • r I ,~ l _, -

tackles and one sack against the Irish last year. The men who will join Heck in the trenches against the W olve~nes are junior tackle Dean Brown (6-3, 283), junior guard Tim Grunhard (6-3, 279), sophomore guard Winston Sandri (6-4, 253), and sophomore center Mike Heldt (6-4, 258). The tight end combination of sophomore Frank Jacobs (6-5, 234) and freshman phenomenon Derek Brown (6-7, 235) will give the line added size on the outside and should help the blocking scheme a great deal. As a freshman, Jacobs had more playing time than any other receiver except Tim Brown and Andy Heck. When Michigan takes over on offense, the Notre Dame defensive front will line up against a Wolverine offensive line ranked ...... by many to be the best in the nation ...... "tJ 0 Michigan returns five starters from last ()1 -f Lou Holtz had to stet· ...... - year's unit, led by center John Vitale (6-1, I 0 273) and tackle Mike Husar (6-3, 287) . (0 (0 z How do the Irish shape up against the to reconstr\ ()1 en ()1 Michigan offensive line? "I'd be less than : honest ifl didn't say that our defensive line is a tremendous question mark for us," said Holtz. "It's going to be critical to any front on offense and di BY JIM MAGGIO success we have." about five or six big p:\ Injuries have slowed the progress of the had a very even game:: defensive line. Tackles Tom Gorman (6-6,

·I 255), Bob Dahl (6-5, 248) and Ted ateline: September 12, 1987; Ann Most observers, Holtj FitzGerald (6-5, 271) all have been Arbor, Michigan. The ninth-ranked expect the Wolverines: Mark Green has been the leading Irish rusher for the last two years. sidelined with injuries. Junior tackle John D Michigan Wolverines enter this generous on Saturday,! Foley (6-4, 251) will be lost for the season day's game against Notre Dame having consider Michigan's h,i due to a nerve injury he suffered in the Despite the youth and injuries, Holtz also won their past 18 home openers. The rankings, which incluC' Cotton Bowl. has faith in his defensive line. "They're Michigan Stadium crowd of 106,098 Sporting News poll. (' But Gorman points out that although going to perform very well," said Holtz, expects a decisive win against an unher injuries decimated the defensive front last "but, most importantly, I think their best for the high rankings i~s'"umm!l'"l"tflml!!e>'VV'G""'!ICI'fwv~HHRma~s:-"''fimni'P.e-. "'fl'Hi1'11:'e'!i0:;:-/T,"?2"'15~8 npil'iouiiinriidrta~ckiCllleelihiaad(l"')belee~nf2llca:::Ji!ll· E· "J'··•• season, they should not be as much of a alded Irish squad. can boast both offensive and defensive at tight end the past three seasons, but he football is ahead of them. Our defensive problem in '88. "The problem last year was Final score: Notre Dame 26, Michigan 7. line units that rank among the best in feels the transition will benefit both himself line will be improved." That should come Dateline: September 10, 1988; South college football. and the team. that our unit was not that deep," said as welcome relief to Irish fans who Gorman. "When you look at our line this Bend, Indiana. The customary 59,075 fans "It's been a pretty easy switch for me, to witnessed an injury-riddled defensive front year, though, we're two players deep at will jam Notre Dame Stadium Saturday With five starters from last year's be honest," said Heck. "I feel I'm more l simply wear down in the second half of last every position, in some cases three. We've night, many expecting another easy Irish . standout offensive line gone, Notre Dame's suited for tackle because, let's face it, I season. got some talent." victory. After all, they manhandled front line has been reconstructed this wasn't the fastest tight end around last 1 Besides Michigan's deep front line, the Gorman has been sidelined with a pulled Michigan in Bo Schembechler's own season. The Michigan game will be an year. So instead of being a slow tight end, Notre Dame offense will face a Wolverine chest muscle but should be ready at left stomping grounds only a year ago. Should important test for the inexperienced Irish now I'm a quick tackle. That should help defense that returns only two starting tackle for Michigan. Juniors Jeff Aim (6-7, we expect anything less from Notre Dame trenchmen because it will give the coaches us." linebackers, J.J. Grant and Bobby Abrams, 248) and Bryan Flannery (6-3, 249) will be in the House that Rockne Built? a chance to see how the line works as a unit The line will need that help against and one defensive back, David Arnold. battling for the right tackle slot, while "We were the recipients of seven turn under pressure. Although Holtz has Michigan's stellar defensive line, led by Junior Tony Rice (6-1,198) is at quarter sophomores Chris Zorich (6-1, 260) and overs in that game," recalled Lou Holtz, admitted concern about the offe All-America tackle Mark Messner and All back for Notre Dame. Although heavily George Williams (6-3, 282) are at nose the Irish head coach. "It wasn't a case last nsive line, he's not about to abandon ship. Big Ten honorable mention selection John criticized for his inability to run the passing tackle. year of 'Well, we really whipped them up "For the most part, the offensive line has Herrmann. Combined, they were in on 20

12 Scholastic September 8, 1988 13 Junior Mike Stonebreaker (6-1, 228) returns from a year of academic ineligibil game effectively last season (42.7% corps of receivers. Sophomore Ricky ity, and sophomore Donn Grimm (6-2, Watters (6-2, 201), was a tailback last completion rate, one touchdown, four 224) adds depth to the inside linebacking interceptions in '87), Rice has been season but will look to fill Tim Brown's corps. throwing the ball well in fall drills. This, "The reason for Notre shoes at flanker. Senior Steve Alaniz (6-2, On the outside, senior Frank Starns (6-4, combined with his ability to run the option, 196) gets the nod at split end, while Ray J)anu~'s greatness has been 237) and sophomore Andre Jones (6-4, has helped Rice secure the number one Dumas (6-1, 176) and Raghib "Rocket" 215) get the starting nod, followed by slot. , ()V~rachivev~ment, both by Ismail (5-10, 175) figure to see plenty of senior Darrel "Flash" Gordon (6-3, 214) "Tony Rice is an excellent leader," said the student body arid by the action there as well. Pat Eilers (5-11, 197), and sophomore Scott Kowalkowski (6-2, ,,, . · .. ,.. , '.' ·' ...,...... ·. . :··· ·, .. Holtz in support of his quarterback. "He Aaron Robb (6-1, 192), and Rod Smith (6- 226). They will be instrumental in helping commands the football team exceptionally footb~lllt~al11 ..."Wilen y{)u 1, 183) will back up Watters at flanker, the interior linemen provide an effective well. He has a lot of confidence, and they '~ake _good •athletes that are while the combination of Frank Jacobs and pass rush against the Wolverines. Derek Brown at tight end gives Rice two (the players) have a lot of confidence in {)~~racllieyers,.you're going·_ The Irish secondary will have its hands him." Rice will have two very capable added receivers who'll be hard to miss in -, full with Michigan's receivers. Flanker backups. Senior Steve Belles (6-4, 211) to hav~agreat.pro?uct. If the open field. John Kolesar and split ends Greg has improved enough in both the spring ·\ve:beco111e .·overa~hievers, Like last year, however, the Irish will McMurtry and Chris Calloway all return as and fall drills to earn number two status, probably run. And when they do, Rice will the Wolverines' leading receivers from a while sophomore Kent Graham (6-5, 228) · we Will be a firie football dish the ball off to a deep backfield. year ago, with McMurtry and Kolesar each is an excellent passer (66.7% in '87) and However, whether or not the backfield will averaging over 20 yards per catch. was used frequently last season in passing be at full strength on Saturday remains to However, the big question for Michigan is situations. be seen. Injuries have sidelined junior who will throw the ball, as their quarter Rice will hook up with a highly-touted fullback Anthony Johnson (sprained ankle) back situation is up for grabs. Senior · Demetrius Brown is being challenged by sophomores Wilbur Odom, Ken Sollom, and Eric Bush. "It really doesn't matter who starts for them," explained strong safety Corny

According to Holtz, Rice will control the offense effectively this season.

and sophomore tailback Tony Brooks averaged 252.1 yards rushing per game - (stress fracture in his foot), and their status 14th in the nation. Green knows as well as for Michigan remains uncertain. anyone that in order for this year's unit to "Sure, their injuries might hurt us, but we be as successful as last years, they will need have enough to give Michigan a true test," plenty of help up front. assured senior tailback and tri-captain "It all starts with our offensive line," Mark Green (6-0, 184). "We're pretty explained Green. "They'll have to out-hit sound going in." and neutralize them for us to be effective." Green led the Irish in rushing yardage last On defense, whatever Notre Dame lacks season (861 on 146 carries), and he heads a in experience up front could be made up for unit that racked up 199 yards on the by a linebacking squad that Holtz calls "as ground in the '87 clash with the Wolver fme a linebacking unit as I've ever been ines. associated with." Anchored on the inside If Brooks is unavailable on Saturday, by two seniors, tri-captain Ned Bolcar (6-2,

I 1- Watters will split time at flanker and 232) and Wes Pritchett (6-6, 251), they will i tailback to relieve Green. Junior Braxston be keying on a Wolverine rushing attack Banks (6-3, 211) will start at fullback for led by three juniors-Tony Boles, Tracy Johnson, backed up by sophomore Ryan Williams, and Allen Jefferson- who last i I,, Mihalko (6~2, 234). year played in the shadow of all-time During the '87 season, the Irish backfield Michigan rushing leader Jamie Morris., i Rice will stand behind an Inexperienced but determined offensive line. I 14 Scholastic September 8, 1988 15 i

-... ~ '- -· ~- ··- ~. -' --_-.-- .. Junior Mike Stonebreaker (6-1, 228) returns from a year of academic ineligibil game effectively last season (42.7% corps of receivers. Sophomore Ricky ity, and sophomore Donn Grimm (6-2, Watters (6-2, 201), was a tailback last completion rate, one touchdown, four 224) adds depth to the inside linebacking interceptions in '87), Rice has been season but will look to fill Tim Brown's corps. throwing the ball well in fall drills. This, "The reason for Notre shoes at flanker. Senior Steve Alaniz (6-2, On the outside, senior Frank Starns (6-4, combined with his ability to run the option, 196) gets the nod at split end, while Ray J)anu~'s greatness has been 237) and sophomore Andre Jones (6-4, has helped Rice secure the number one Dumas (6-1, 176) and Raghib "Rocket" 215) get the starting nod, followed by slot. , ()V~rachivev~ment, both by Ismail (5-10, 175) figure to see plenty of senior Darrel "Flash" Gordon (6-3, 214) "Tony Rice is an excellent leader," said the student body arid by the action there as well. Pat Eilers (5-11, 197), and sophomore Scott Kowalkowski (6-2, ,,, . · .. ,.. , '.' ·' ...,...... ·. . :··· ·, .. Holtz in support of his quarterback. "He Aaron Robb (6-1, 192), and Rod Smith (6- 226). They will be instrumental in helping commands the football team exceptionally footb~lllt~al11 ..."Wilen y{)u 1, 183) will back up Watters at flanker, the interior linemen provide an effective well. He has a lot of confidence, and they '~ake _good •athletes that are while the combination of Frank Jacobs and pass rush against the Wolverines. Derek Brown at tight end gives Rice two (the players) have a lot of confidence in {)~~racllieyers,.you're going·_ The Irish secondary will have its hands him." Rice will have two very capable added receivers who'll be hard to miss in -, full with Michigan's receivers. Flanker backups. Senior Steve Belles (6-4, 211) to hav~agreat.pro?uct. If the open field. John Kolesar and split ends Greg has improved enough in both the spring ·\ve:beco111e .·overa~hievers, Like last year, however, the Irish will McMurtry and Chris Calloway all return as and fall drills to earn number two status, probably run. And when they do, Rice will the Wolverines' leading receivers from a while sophomore Kent Graham (6-5, 228) · we Will be a firie football dish the ball off to a deep backfield. year ago, with McMurtry and Kolesar each is an excellent passer (66.7% in '87) and However, whether or not the backfield will averaging over 20 yards per catch. was used frequently last season in passing be at full strength on Saturday remains to However, the big question for Michigan is situations. be seen. Injuries have sidelined junior who will throw the ball, as their quarter Rice will hook up with a highly-touted fullback Anthony Johnson (sprained ankle) back situation is up for grabs. Senior · Demetrius Brown is being challenged by sophomores Wilbur Odom, Ken Sollom, and Eric Bush. "It really doesn't matter who starts for them," explained strong safety Corny

According to Holtz, Rice will control the offense effectively this season.

-... ~ '- -· ~- ··- ~. -' --_-.-- .. COMPILED BY JIM MAGGIO AND JEFF TILTON

MIMI SUBA's two goals was also the first The Irish men extended their undefeated ever by an Irish player. JOY SISOLAK, streak to three with wins over Maine and SUSAN ZILVITIS, and KATHLEEN Lafayette in the Met Life Soccer Classic in SULLIVAN provided the additional Lafayette, Pa. These two victories earned scoring. them the championship in the weekend The Irish looked to continue their winning tournament. ways on the road Tuesday against St. After falling behind 2-0 at the half in the Joseph's oflndiana. They travel to title game against Lafayette, the Irish Bloomington on Friday to challenge rallied to defeat the Leopards. Goals were Indiana University and conclude their road tallied by STEVE LAVIGNE, ROLF trip on Sunday at Lake Forest in Illinois. BEHRJE, and JOE STERNBERG largely due to the efforts of RANDY MORRIS. MORRIS' two assists made him Notre The cross country team will face the Dame's all-time assist leader with 31. Georgetown Hoyas in their home opening BRUCE MCCOURT, JOHNNY GUIG meet this Saturday, at the Burke Memorial NON, and MORRIS were named to the all Golf Course. The Irish defeated the Hoyas tournament team. last year and went on to place seventh in The Irish are headed for their toughest the NCAA team championships. match thus far on Friday when they travel Leading coach JOE PlANE's '88 team is the Hoosiers. Seniors MAUREEN SHEA to Indiana University at Bloomington to DAN GARRETT, the fifth-year senior (nine kills) and MARY KAY WALLER face the Hoosiers at 7:30p.m. They return captain who earned All-America status last (eight kills) were very effective, and junior home on Sunday to battle Xavier at 1:00 season by placing sixth overall in the KATHY CUNNINGHAM chipped in with p.m. at Moose Krause Stadium. NCAA's. RON MARKEZICH and MIKE six kills and eight digs. i O'CONNOR also return to comprise a Following their clash yesterday with strong supporting cast. fourth-ranked Stanford, the Irish travel to Carbondale, IL, this weekend to compete the Saluki Invitational. On Saturday, they women will also open the '88 take on Bowling Green at 10 a.m. CDT season on Saturday, as they host the Arizona at 4:30p.m., while Sunday will Southall (6-2, 194), who intercepted Brown Once again, Notre Dame's special teams Georgetown Hoyas at Burke Memorial bring challenges from Iowa at 12:00 p.m: twice in Ann Arbor a year ago. "We're must find a new placekicker and punter, as Golf Course. CDT and Southern Illinois at 7:00p.m. going to go in there with the attitude that well as return specialists to replace Tim New women's coach TIM CONNELLY we'll stop their offense as a whole." Brown. will have four of last year's top six runners ! I returning this fall. Senior captain THER The Irish competed as a varsity unit for i Southall is one of three returning starters Junior Reggie Ho and sophomore Billy ESA RICE is expected to be Notre Dame's the first time last weekend in the Irish in the secondary. Free safety George Hackett will split the kicking duties, as Ho top performer, as senior TERRY KIBEL Invitational, finishing seventh out of Streeter (6-2, 212) and cornerback Stan will be kicking extra points and short-to STIS, junior LINDA FILAR, and sopho eighteen teams in the 36-hole tournament Smagala (5-11, 186) team up with senior medium range field goals while Hackett Dame-Michigan, something else is needed. more JENNIFER LED RICK round out the with rounds of 346-354, a total of 700. D'Juan Francisco (5-11, 187), who, like will take care of kickoffs and long-range ''The reason for Notre Dame's greatness Notre Dame was led by sophomore · Southall, was converted from running field goals. The punting job will go to one has been overachievement, both by the ROBERTA BRYER, who fired rounds of back. "At first, we didn't think he (Fran of three players - seniors Sean Connor student body and by the football team," 83 and 87 for a 170 total. Freshmen KRIS cisco) was tough enough to play defense," and Pete Hartweger and sophomore Jim said Holtz. "When you take good athletes The Irish began their season this past LAZAR and LIZ PODEN followed with said Southall. "But he's proven to every Sexton. All three have impressed the that are overachievers, you're going to weekend by rolling past the Indiana respective 36-hole totals of 175 (85-90) one that he is a heck of a defensive player." coaches in fall workouts. Mark Green will have a great product. If we become Hoosiers on Saturday, 15-9, 15-7, and 15-7 and 180 (90-90). Cornerback Todd Lyght (6-1, 181) and free handle the kick return duties while Ricky overachievers, we will be a fine football at theJACC. The women compete in their second safety Pat Terrell (6-0, 195) add depth to a Watters is slated as the punt returner. team." . Coach ART LAMBERT's team was varsity event on Tuesday, Sept. 13, in the unit that contained Michigan's passing But if the offensive line can't move the paced by senior ZANETTE BENNETT, 18-hole Lady Greyhound Invitational at game extremely well in '87 as well as But talent only goes so far, and when it ball 10 yards in four plays or less, the Indianapolis, IN. The four lowest scores picking off four interceptions. comes down to a rivalry the size of Notre overachievers are in for a long season. who led the way with fourteen kills against II that event will determine the team score. 16 Scholastic September 8, 1988 17

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------.., r: • > • ~ ---.:- -:.. - ]_.::__'__ ,,, '-'., " ' ~" \, -~ ~ ' sive resume. Ismail was rated the top groups and writing. Qadry had the best high school hurdling running back in Pennslyvania by the The adjustment to living away from home time in the nation, but he is not quite as fast Touchdown Club of Atlanta, listed in the has been very difficult for Ismail, too. as the Rocket. He only runs a 4.4 in the 40 top 17 running backs in the nation by the Because football and studying take up so yard dash. Dallas Times-Herald and named to the much time, Ismail does not have time to USA Today 's Super 100 list. He also was meet people. Qadry could have come to Notre Dame on named to the Parade Prep All-American "All the players tell me when the second a track scholarship and tried to walk on the squad. semester comes around I will have plenty football team, said Ismail, but instead he However, the college life, and particularly of time to meet people. Right now, I don't decided on Syracuse. the life of a Division I college football get back from practice until 8:30, and then player, has been a tough transition for the I have to study the playbook and do my Although the Rocket has never seen a young speedster from Wilkes-Barre, homework." Notre Dame football game in person Pennsylvania. Like many freshmen at Several schools were interested in before, he heard about the team. His high Notre Dame, Ismail came from a small acquiring Ismail, but in the end it came school coach, Mickey Gorham, graduated school where everybody knew one another. from Notre Dame in 1958. He played on "It's been a tough transition from high the football team until a knee injury ended school to college," said Ismail. "High his career during his freshman year. But

school was pure fun. Besides having to . . . . : . .. Gorham never directed· Ismail toward learn all the new things for football, you Notre Dame. Raghib Ismail has the kind of have to keep up with all the school work. .·il*~···ljig·~····sfh.d.oi,•.th¢ .•.. ~!1~~t~·.~-. · And there is a lot of school work." · .··\J~c.k 'Youldj l!st pitchtll.e .... "He never told me what school to go to speed that Irish coaches like to Ismail has had to adjust to not only a and he never really talked much about different style of football, but a new ··· ..••.. ll ..~II· .. t() ..• ~ri~.·•an.cl·.~.·woul•d·.just Notre Dame unless I asked him. I felt it see. But it probably won't be a position as well. He played running back run.... \Vith .• 'it .•.... ··~ut.•~t·•this •.. :I.evel,•.··· was a once-in-a- lifetime chance to go to in high school, but this year has moved to ·I can~td.othat.Jll~····liere .•.• ·.. in six years and think that I made a level. · ·Like wher•Y()"'goo~J.fora · mistake." "In high school, the quarterback would Like all freshmen, Ismail is looking down. just pitch the ball to me and I would just ·· . pass and turnaround, .the.·. forward to his first home football game. run with it," said Ismail. "But at this level, ])allis waitingSor•yowin · "Anthony Johnson has been telling me I can't do that. It's the little things that get how great it feels to come out of the tunnel BY KEVIN BOUGHAL to me here. Like when you go out for a yoprface.. ~)o·•l>ie ~uc.ce.s~·fu~·· on game day," said Ismail. "I'm looking icknames and football naturally go together. pass and tum around, the ball is there ·····at.· this.·•·•.e.vel;·.·yoll••··have··g·Qt•·to ... • forward to it." The Redskins have ''The Hogs," Miami had waiting for you in your face. It's tough to be able to master·the little The Rocket has been practicing with the N "The Killer Bees," and Notre Dame has ''The adjust to. To be successful at this level, first team for the past few weeks and hopes No-Name Defense" and Darrell "Flash" Gordon. Well, you have got to be able to master the little to play with the special teams unit against a new nickname may soon be uttered around the things. You've got to be able to adjust your Michigan. campus- ''The Rocket." pattern to the defensive secondary as you Before games, Ismail likes to relax in his When Raghib Ismail was in the eigth grade, his track are running, which is very difficult." room and listen to orchestra and symphony coach said he came out of the blocks like a rocket. "The coaches have been really great music. "When I listen to classical music, it After that the name stuck. Now "Rocket" Raghib people and helpful teachers. They realize helps me to visualize what will happen in Ismail's 4.28 in the 40 yard dash is adding even more that we have to learn the whole ~stem and l..:'"'-...:...:..:.---"-'"'-'---...:...:..:..;;_;.;_.;;:.;....--"-'...:...:..:.-'--...:...:..:....:...:..:..;;:.;...... :...:..:.....;.J the game and what I will have to do." speed to Lou Holtz's already fast group of freshman they'll do anything to help you learn it. All down to three choices - Syracuse, Penn When the season is over, Ismail is looking football players. that they ask is that you listen to what they State and Notre Dame. forward to seeing what the social life here But the Rocket realizes speed is not the only thing that say and don't question them." "A lot of my friends from high school is like. is important in a game like football. Adjusting to the added school work has went to Penn State," said Ismail. "If I had "So far, I've really only met the guys in "The football field is not like a track," said Ismail. "It been difficult. Although he expects to be a gone there, I would have known a lot of my section. But if the rest of the people. on doesn't mean as much to be fast. It's better to be able communications major and maybe a people. But because it is only a couple the campus are as nice as those guys, I will explode and cut. Take Ricky Watters. His ability to broadcaster after graduation, he first must · hours from my home, I think I would have feel really comfortable here." explode and cut is what makes him such a great back." get by Calculus 105, the only subject in the gotten homesick more often." This weekend, the Rocket may be But he does admit that his self proclaimed "average" Freshman Year of Studies that is giving Ismail's little brother, Qadry, started launched against Michigan. But even if he speed will not hurt him. him any trouble. He wants to be a broad college at 17 years old and chose to attend is not, we will surely be hearing from him The Rocket came to Notre Dame with a very impres- caster because he likes speaking in front of Syracuse. He is being redshirted this year. in the future. II

18 Scholastic September 8, 1988 19 sive resume. Ismail was rated the top groups and writing. Qadry had the best high school hurdling running back in Pennslyvania by the The adjustment to living away from home time in the nation, but he is not quite as fast Touchdown Club of Atlanta, listed in the has been very difficult for Ismail, too. as the Rocket. He only runs a 4.4 in the 40 top 17 running backs in the nation by the Because football and studying take up so yard dash. Dallas Times-Herald and named to the much time, Ismail does not have time to USA Today 's Super 100 list. He also was meet people. Qadry could have come to Notre Dame on named to the Parade Prep All-American "All the players tell me when the second a track scholarship and tried to walk on the squad. semester comes around I will have plenty football team, said Ismail, but instead he However, the college life, and particularly of time to meet people. Right now, I don't decided on Syracuse. the life of a Division I college football get back from practice until 8:30, and then player, has been a tough transition for the I have to study the playbook and do my Although the Rocket has never seen a young speedster from Wilkes-Barre, homework." Notre Dame football game in person Pennsylvania. Like many freshmen at Several schools were interested in before, he heard about the team. His high Notre Dame, Ismail came from a small acquiring Ismail, but in the end it came school coach, Mickey Gorham, graduated school where everybody knew one another. from Notre Dame in 1958. He played on "It's been a tough transition from high the football team until a knee injury ended school to college," said Ismail. "High his career during his freshman year. But

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THURSDAY, SEPT. 8 purpose room of the Center for Video Council and the Notre 1:00,3:00, 5:00 .·····f~~r~~·~rM~.~M~~~m!···~r,t~.. ·~•· .:r'· ~~ Social Concerns. Dame Educational Media Depart- IL Midnight Run .;,Fa~y R~s~~~h i11 the Polley ... Daw and'Governnienftecture.·•·• <• ment. 7:00p.m. inCushing b~7-;-~=~~~~~~?'""l 7:15, 9:30 Oimate of Today's Soviet Un Engineering Auditorium. ;SJ;'!i£(fitJ,!,~gytjj,jt$,,;.); . ,;;":kX .. : .. ..: . Bull Durham on Aids and the Law by Larry 1:40,4:40,7:00,9:40 Gostin, Esq., Executive Direc ion" Sponsored by the Notre Dame Women's and Men's F~~:::::i2~~~==~""'1· Hesburgh Program in Public Cross Country vs. Georgetown. Sieben's Oktoberfest tor, American Society of Law Fri and Medicine. 12:00p.m. Law Service and the Family Studies 1O:OOa.m. on the Burke Golf Thursday September 8, and School Courtroom. Program of the Notre Dame Course. C111cago day September 9 Scottsdale Mall Department of Sociology. First Annual, featuring Dick 2:0op.m.-3:30p.m. in room 13 1 F-.'.'.gFoo~··•····L!:tb!:L!al:g1L· ..:·~· ~:::--TZ:H::-±=~"- Them! and the Alpines Thursday, Who Framed Roger Rabbit of Decio Hall. Notre Dame Fightin' Irish vs. 1 ~~:T::?~;-::;;T;-::;;T'f:'P'f:'Ps~TITS?DTYI: 6-9p.m., and Charlie Rex and the 1:45,4:00,6:45,9:15 Michigan Wolverines. 8:00p.m. ~~~~~~======__;._,_;_.....;;.._1 : Musical Rex Friday 8:30-11:30p.m. Nightmare Oh Elm Street IV Holiday Theater at Sieben's, 436 West Ontario. in the Notre Dame Stadium. George Benson, 1:30,3:30.5:30,7:30,9:30 Nationally televised by CBS. September 10 Tiffany, September 12 Whoopi Goldberg, Living on the Town and Country SUNDAY, SEPT. 11 johnny Cash with june Carter, Edge of Chaos The Last Temptation of Christ The Carter Family and john SeptemberS, 9, 10 at 7:30p.m. 1:00,4:00,7:00,10:00 Carter Cash, September 11. Chicago Theater 175 North State Tucker ca11(312)734-7266 or (219)769- Street. Call559-1212. 6600 2:00,4:307:00,9:30 Die Hard Cabaret Metro 1:30,4:05,7:00,9:40 Hi-Fi & the Roadburners, The Sout11 Be11d Area Indigo Girls, September 9. The Way Moves, September 10. ;131tJeS'Tfln.es.,:

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22 Scholastic · September 8, 1988 Final Word Editorial Just Wondering 1988 Grad John Walters wonders a lot, and Not to be taken lightly offers a little advice "Since alcohol consumption and public drunkenness increase substantially when home By John Walters football games are scheduled in the evening, and the combination of greater alcohol consumption, automobile operation and darkness increase danger to all University guests, wonder a lot. I wonder why Cheerios year Frank's junior, who most recently the scheduling of evening football games shall be prohibited." float but Raisin Bran does not I aided their father, world famous detective -Report of the Task Force on Whole Health and the Use and Abuse of Alcohol. (Section I wonder why the Atlanta Falcons are Fenton Hardy, in the Tower Bridge Three, III., Sd.) in the NFC West, and the Phoenix Car- Treasure "? dinals are in the NFC East. Kipling dis Today, however, four years since my flrst cussed east and west, concluding that day in Dillon Hall, I wonder about more never the twain shall meet, but Rudyard important items, approximately 1800 of The Musco lights are rolling into town again, and it means one thing: a night game. Stu never met Pete Rozelle. Perhaps he was them: the Notre Dame freshman class. dents love night games. Alumni love night games. But the people who love night games referring to Mark Twain and the "What are they wondering?", I ask myself. the most are, of course, the network luminaries. writer's distant cousin, ChuChu, a By this time, you have been pre-oriented, spoke of former struggling students of his But the problem with the night game is also its joy: the tailgaters will stretch all Saturday burlesque dancer from Poughkeepsie. re-oriented and even Far-East oriented on who had ventured on to become success afternoon and evening, which means rowdier crowds, more drunk drivers and massive That reminds me of the SYR date I surviving and thriving under the Dome. stories. With typical freshman skepti once had, a cute English major. I leaned alcohol consumption. It will happen - although to what degree remains to be seen - but it '- You need an advice column like Carl cism, my friend noted that none of those 1, will happen. over her fuzzy navel and asked if she Lewis needs assertiveness training, like mentioned went on to become chemists. liked Kipling. She giggled, glanced It seems as if every day you have a Sacred cows are vulnerable to the task force's obvious and vehement recommendation. .coyly at me and whispered, "I don't session with your faculty advisor, student The first is football. Night games mean bigger ratings and bigger network contracts. All know, I've never kippled." advisor, rector, R.A., or even Mom. So Oh, the ceaseless inner torment as that means that Notre Dame gets to maintain its high-proflle program. The second is i. many of you are willing to discuss your I money. The football program can't run without it. The third is alcohol, which has been tied I' unsolved mysteries scatter randomly every problem, that you begin to wonder l to the tailgating experience for years, and the fourth is alumni, the primary suppliers of all ;• about the clouds in my mind like whether this is college or the Donahue i· this alcohol. valence electrons in the 7th series show. Be patient with them. They are !' element, unnilquadium. But I don't just excited about what lies ahead of you. Running a distant last is the administration's rhetorical sacred cow: the whole health of the have to explain that feeling to you now, They understand your homesickness and student. The only carrot-and-stick being responded to of late is insuring these Saturday do I? Sleepless nights are spent apprehension, but know that, like chem- - night specials - which is more or less tied to sacred cow number two. wondering whether Rick Astley was just istry or calculus, it will not last forever. a bad dream. I toss and tum, confused Scholastic is in complete agreement with the task force on banning the night game. First as to why the preflx "cheese" is in Notre Dame is the world's best roller of all, it's consistent with "whole health" rhetoric. Seeond, it's simply more polite to the cluded in the moniker of that old brunch coaster: At first, it is intimidating and residents of the area. Third, the game of football should be played in the afternoon - favorite, cheese blintz. Are there other scary, it hits highs and lows, but when blintzes out there about which we don't especially in Notre Dame Memorial Stadium. · the ride ends all too soon, you say, "That know? Do the Russians have blintzes? was great, can we do it again soon?" Why not ask Mr. Hickey to incorporate Although.fwo night games have already been scheduled for this year, something still can You have just embarked on the ride and all of the blintz varieties into a theme be done before next season. But our guess is that students will still be drinking their as you climb the fist ominous hill, yoil meal, Blintzkrieg Brunch? Saturday football afternoons away in future years, listening to alumni explain to them what are unable to discern what looms over the As you have discerned, my mind often an SYR was. horizon. Don't be afraid, don't cover concerns itself with matters of the mun Michael Jackson needs airplay, and like Scholastic your eyes; keep your head up and drink dane. For instance, I wonder what Mike Tyson needs round two. in the experience. Here's to Notre Dame, Fenton Hardy writes on the numerous Still I wonder (always wondering), you've to you, and to the privileges of youth.ll absentee excuses that the Bayport High heard all of the advice, but are you listen- . ing? I recall sitting in Cushing Hall in nurse must receive: "Please excuse my amateur sleuth sons, Frank, dark-haired October of 1984, as Chemistry professor John Walters used to go to Notre Dame. and eighteen, and Joe, blonde and one- Dr. Emil T hofman addressed the class. Attempting to bolster our sagging spirits, he The damage is fairly obvious.

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