Pro vi nc·ial ·day of protest Pull-out center special Laurier University. Waterloo, Ontario Volume 25, Number 11 Student tenants sue landlords by Andrea Cole and Chuck Kirkham A decision by student tenants at 344 Hazel Street _North to take their landlords to court may have far· reachin~ effects. The tenants have formed a tenancy association and are taking their landlords to court to battle their contention they have converted the building into a boarding house. If the courts decide that the building now conforms to boarding house regulations, the landlords will be able to contravene some of the regulations of the Landlord and Tenant Act. If the building is a boarding house, it is regulated by the Innkeepers Act. In an effort to meet the requirements of the Innkeepers Act, the landlords, Manfred Hackenburg Sr. and son, claim to have installed a new plumbing system, furnished all of the rooms, provided a cleaning and linen service, and installed locks on the back and front entrances and the bedroom doors. The tenants claim that these renovations are not sufficient to warrent a change to boarding house status. The main complaint of the students is that the Hackenburgs are charging pro·rated rent. The agreement that all tenants have signed calls for payment of the rent for the one-year period in nine payments. The first of these would be paid on the day that the agreement was signed, and the last the first day of April. The Hackenburgs claim that this method of payments is because they are not accelerating monthly payments. Because the students have signed a lease for one year, the Hackenburgs are able to set the time of the rent payments. The Hackenburgs are also assured that the building now meets boarding house requirements. Before renovating the building, the men checked with the Landlord Tenant Advisory Bureau in Kitchener, Toronto, Hamilton, and London to assure themselves the changes met the requirements. They also contacted the assesment office in Waterloo and checked the housing regulations in the City of Waterloo. When they became aware that students were upset with the present rent system, they checked once more with the different advisory boards to clarify their position. Both men are confident that their building is a boarding "'. house. -Q·~ ~· According to Floyd Jenkins of the Waterloo Regional Assessment Office, the situation isn't as clear as the Hackenburgs suggest. Jenkins does not believe that q ~· putting locks on the bedroom doors is enough to make the building a rooming house. This is the building at 344 Regina Street North in Waterloo. The students in this building are taking their landlord to court in what will be a landmark "A rooming house has no facilities for self-sufficient decision. The landlord claims he can bypass the regulations of the Landlord living, such as a kitchen. An apartment has these capabilities," said Jenkins. Tena'1t Act by converting the building into a rooming house. continued on page 3 Safety problems at Hazel unresolved by Bruce Arculus and Pabicia Eyre . the region. That is why I think that we correctly." The region requires that a area. The lights were approved prior The safety problems at the would have a tough time selling the minimum of 40 pedestrians per hour to the warrants for lights being University and Hazel crossing remain idea of implementing any safety (on the average taken over the changed by the region three or four unresolved, and the region of measures at Hazel and University." busiest eight hours of the day) utilize years ago and in conjunction with the Waterloo has indicated they would WLU President Kevin Byers, who the crosswalk correctly in order for road-work that was going on. The be reluctant to undertake the made the safety of the intersection a any action to be taken. situation is an all-together difficult installation of a crosswalk. plank in his election campaign last Carroll said that the region is one. Hopefully the city and the region year, has approached the region with reluctant to install a crosswalk for will come up with something to solve Waterloo Mayor Marjorie Carroll the intention of getting either traffic safety reasons. "Drivers in the area of this dangerous problem." thinks that students will have a tough lights or a pedestrian crosswalk Waterloo are not accustomed to Byers said he hopes to change the time convincing the region that a installed. · crosswalks and the dangers of region's mind about their refusal to crosswalk should be installed. In a memo sent to Byers dated someone being run down install safety devices at the "I have personally had to stop October 30th, T.R. Mainland, accidentally increase. Therefore, the intersection. He said he is meeting while driving in my car at a green manager of traffic engineering for city council has refused installations with a city official on Friday to pursue light for both students and the region, concludes that a strictly for safety reasons." the matter further. pedestrians at the crossing of the pedestrian crosswalk would not be When asked about the installation Last year, a Laurier ~tudent was University of Waterloo at Seagram recommended "due to insufficient of lights at Columbia St at the struck by a car while attempting to free Drive. This attitude of carelessness pedestrian volume. It is our University of Waterloo (an area with cross the intersection. Although the which is often demonstrated experience, through observations of less traffic density than Hazel and victim was not seriously injured, the (possessing people to cross a busy the operational characteristics of this University), the Mayor explained, incident sparked student concern for intersection across four lanes of intersection, that an average of thirty· "Those lights were installed to open the danger faced by both drivers and traffic) concerns not only myself, but six pedestrians per hour would utilize the new Industrial Resources Park pedestrians at the intersection. other members of the council and and obey a pedestrian crosswalk and also to serve the arena in the

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Birthright means Walk home service 'success' having a friend This will be be launched in the It and the event sponsored in when you are pregnant again new year. overseeing publicizing activities. with BACCHUS. won't have a three-week introduction night's conjunction and in need. by Bruce Maule and Lisa McKenzie Other for is a events planned SAFE period, though. "Three weeks was Awareness Week safety For free, The WALK program, sponsored also Week include in the too long a period, and after the first awareness program, promoted displays practical assistance Students Aware of Friends by week, the involvement and interest by the SAFE committee. It is slated concourse, demonstrations, and ca11... has been (SAFE) and films all of Everywhere subsided," Certosimo said. As a to begin on January 8 will promoting aspects safety.

declared a success Matt the end of the by on both on-and off- At week Certosimo result, the second phase of WALK concentrate Certosimo, its to assess the principal organizer. will plans success of SAFE be limited to one week and will campus safety. Birth was at a right The discussed be a and decide whether to make it program coincide with Awareness Week One of the events offered will a 579-3990 meeting held by the SAFE Separate co ordinators for each of "drinking and driving" presentation permanent program. committee last week. "Walk was a with the four nights will be responsible for guest speaker Roy McMurtry.

success in that it met our intended

objectives, which were to increase

student awareness of safety, and the

encouragement of preventative thinking where safety is concerned", aid Certosimo said. Ethiopian sponsored is an The WALK program Bruce organized walk by Arculus group program which will start on Tuesday at 9:00 office on the second floor of the

offers both a chance to which In an effort to provide some a.m. in the Concourse. Peters Building. As of last week, he

socialize and a of home way walking assistance to Ethiopia's and WGSC is a some $125.00. The Write Place drought non-government non- had accumulated in Six from famine victims, the Laurier Christian safety. routes leading involved in now profit organization The two programs will be co- to communities is Laurier adjacent Fellowship sponsoring a international are ordinated. Research organization, data entry & development. They routes'. WORD were walk drive. statistical analysis, designated group fundraising working in Ethiopia to deliver basic Collins also said that a challenge PROCESSING, and electronic storage wanting the security of On the LCF will People Tuesday, be foodstuffs and emergency medial will be issued to the University of

home in groups were to students to one meal, Waterloo double the Improve your grades in: walking asking skip supplies to families in the region to target set by

• * * ESSAYS REPORTS meet in the concourse after night and donate the would money they stricken by the drought They have the Laurier group. Collins feels that

* • RESEARCH PAPERS of fellow classes and join a normally spend on a meal to the group been promoting Third World students can be doing more to help, • ' BOOK LENGTH MANUSCRIPTS students home on the World Service of Canada. walking University since 1947. in this area. development programs especially COMPUTER ASSISTED TUTORING route. we would like to receive "We respective "Ideally, Collins said that she is working in complain about the cost and in most academic subjects, The also a chanceto dollar from each idea provided one student, so our with Eric Andel, availability of food, but in leisure topics, adult upgrading, conjunction new The were is to raise $4000," said Ann meet people. groups goal another Laurier student who is comparison we're a rich computer literacy trying country," led an for the first three Collins, a second by organizer year history for said Collins. "We have no to raise money Ethiopia. really SPECIALTIES: weeks, and after were expected to student, and organizer of the reason to We should Andel was for donations to complain. give - Social Science methodology & stats asking themselves. "The most campaign. of ourselves to others." - organize be off the social work help Creative writing, using computer dropped at successful route is the one that "We've been word processor hearing so much follows Hazel Street, and the least about Ethiopia lately, and I just felt

successful is the one that that I had in she contact: Bob Hallmart goes along to help some way," New clubs recognized King and Marshall Streets to explained. (Grad Psychology) Lincoln," Certosimo. is into 749-1354 explained The World University Service daily lifestyles. Nine new clubs have been The will WALK program once helping to co-sponsor the event, 3) to wholistically, (physically, recognized by WLUSU. The ™HI^■■■■MMmMMM■■MM■■■IB■■mMHMBBHHHiIH^HI■■^ socially, intellectually, and spiritually) following is an explanation of their counsel interested students, within purpose and who can join. the Christian framework.

Wilfrid Laurier Student University Laurier Association of AIRWAYS TRANSIT Young AIESEC, EATON'S TRAVEL and Alumni Association Political Leaders

present: PURPOSE PURPOSE

The WLU Student Alumni The association has been formed

to allow all Association was founded to assist politically interested

the WLU Alumni Association in members of the university become providing programs of direct benefit community to informed

to students, and and active on a of issues that "Rendez-vous Two" alumni faculty, as variety affect the for well as to the University in general. university and its students

Members of the SAA serve as viable directly.

links between the alumni of today Laurier Peace Chapter in Montreal and the alumni of the future; and the

programs of SAA are to designed PURPOSE promote interaction between To promote greater awareness and students and alumni for the understanding in the interests of betterment of the University. peace and to provide a forum to all Social Work Student Association students registered at WLU who

PURPOSE share a common desire to become

• to organize activities for students, peacemakers in a world fraught with conflict. academic and social, based on a

consensus of needs Wilfrid Laurier • University Figure to promote unityamong social work students Skating Club

- to provide continuity for successive PURPOSE

The Club is set to allow its classes up

• to increase members to or advocacy power of the !eam, practice

===== 1 '■ = student body enhance their figure skating skills.

■ Within the will to act as an informative body for club, the members

social work students have the option of competing

SUITCASE PARTY - to provide students with an against other University Skating opportunity to participate in Teams.

executive activities

Musk Association Wilfrid Laurier University

PURPOSE Toastmasters Club Prize includes: PURPOSE Flight, hotel, airport transportation To encourage students at W.L.U. Toastmasters helps its members to become more involved in cultural and $100 spending money learn the arts of speaking, listening and social events directed primarily that and thinking —vital skills music. towards Also, to act as a promote self-actualization, enhance student representative body to the leadership potential, foster human Office of the Dean, Faculty of Music. understanding, and contribute to the It is the intent of this club to be betterment of mankind. Tickets $5 recognized by W.L.U.S.U. as an Friday, November 23 Wilfrid Laurier French & official campus club. University available in the Concourse Spanish Club « — i .An B.qa:JU - I:UU a.m. p.m. , , oc 0/10n The W.LAJ. Navigators or phone 886-2489 PURPOSE: The Club is set up to The of the purpose organization shall allow its members to meetwith other

be: To communicate to interested students who are also interested in

- students the of Dining Hall WLU principles spiritual life the study of languages. Through by: social events, the viewing of films

— — 1) interested Samßoard communicating to and cultural excursions, we hope our students the relevancy of personal members gain a better under-

— — Cash Bar faith in Christ. standing of the French and Spanish 2) helping them to integrate this faith cultures. V 4 THE COnu wcxali 22, inursday, November 1984 3

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Directorship of Part Time Studies under review

Bruce Arculus and David M.D. by held the and that the job, position the The before and Telecollege program. meeting of the Senate, Dr. be presented to the Senate Digout should be raised to the status of a director these activities, indicated At the moment, it supervises Muncaster that a non- April of next year. Concerns have been in dean. "Since the director interfaces expressed and advises the Vice-President: academic director would be able to appears that there is little concern months the of with the faculties," said Little, "the past regarding post Academic matters of the on concerning correct an evolving problem over over the present operations of Part-Time Studies effective Director and only way to operate is with a schedules, budgets, marketing, and academic jurisdiction in Part-Time Part-Time Studies office. Both Dr. restructured a peer Little cites an Education, recently as relationship." as Little and Dr. Muncaster said that Mr. promotion. Studies program. He also felt thatMr.

non-academic a case in which a position. example proposal is "an Bilyea is doing a very good job as the Bityea doing outstanding" job. J.F. Little, who last held for an Honours Science Little, Dr. the Program for a doctor of philosophy at office acting director. However, whether or not the it has before was changed, the Barrie and Orillia WLCI, was the director from 1978 to position campuses will continue in its present form not been forward a motion at the acted on for three 1984, when his contract was not the brought years. The new recommendations by remains to be seen.

November 1 WLGSenate to renewed. Marion Croft, an meeting Little thinks that an academic Senate committee are expected to

have a committee formed to again director could "give impetus to the administrator, was appointed to the

the of role in evaluate nature the of the curriculae (in Part-Time Studies) that post May. Bilyea was appointed

after Croft to take similar director. The adoption of this a staff member would not be able resigned a •I^THFadventures motion the Senate has to." at the of Toronto. by delayed Terming Part-Time Studies a post University the nomination of present Acting 'mini-university". Little contends that Vice President: Academic Dr. I DICK AND JANE L Director would A Cliff to the only a dean be able "extend Russell Muncaster said that it was Si Bilyea post. to not

services to The deliberation centres around the and "proper to comment on the issue ( UM, sore! how \ : community \ about y / * SALAD of the ■ %jj . I AND bESSERT I the question whether the director respond to market place." since it is currently being studied in \ HCMS DINKIER \ A"T CHADD's? The / should be a faculty or an Part-Time Studies and committee." However, he feels that g J Little feels that it Continuing Education is the decision to make administrative post. Office the director a V. j"5 AWESOME /T )J I in the interest and V would be best of the responsible for administering the non-academic was a correct one IS -- . HE REALLY he stands Part-Time Studies Office if an part-time courses available in by it. According to a report academic member of the schooi Waterloo. Brampton, Barrie, Orillia, submitted at the October 1984 K I

Leadership visit series McMurtry hits Laurier

Cord Special to the Attorney-General Roy McMurtry

tried to convince Laurier students OKj KNow T I I 112^ s I lead the /sounds"GßE. , f that he is the person to I Be. S ide TAP S I Provincial Progressive Conservative | But where 1 s ) Party.

The visit on Mov. 15 marked the

series C first of a four-part sponsored I I 1 r—\ 'jealous ") the Laurier PC Club and was by \l £ VERV liVTLREST-A /iSrN— intended to introduce each of the four leadership contenders to I I interested students and area

delegates.

McMurtry began with a short

preamble outlining his qualifications

for the job, 'which he said included

his demonstrated competence, his of Ontario's years experience as

Solicitor-General, and his present

position of Attorney-General.

The forum was essentially a question and answer period., and I I lasted for about one hour. During ~7S? ir \ lost, wwere'S ! \ ! ■ this time, the Attorney-General H 1 WM ERLOO -fAp P? answered questions posed by the25 -—-i/ I students and faculty who attended. I CU I McMurtry responded to a question (kr§^6 loan on the underfunding of universities B CAR 1 9 ■ bj y j by saying that a balance must be

found between "education for

education's sake, and practical

training." He said the Bovey

Commission's report must be

reviewed before taking a definite

stand on the future of the Ontario

university system.

A question was also raised

concerning the provincial

government's possible appeal of the

court decision in the recent

trial Dr. I Morgentaler Henry I — —— THAT C^J-—— " Morgentaler was acquitted on

of a charges conspiracy to procure I" ( ° U MEANS I miscarriage. His answer to the

students resembled his statement of Photo by Karim Virani the previous day, made to the Globe Attorney-General of Ontario and candidate for Bill Davis and Mail: "The decision will be made job, Roy McMurtry visited Laurier last week to talk to sometime next week. It will be potential delegates to the provincial convention in January. entirely a legal one. To uphold McMurtry is the first of the four candidates to drop by justice, my personal opinion must Laurier. Larry Grossman will be here this morning. not be involved."

McMurtry told his audiencethat he

could sympathize with both sides in

the recent college strike. "Teachers Landlord sued students should be paid accordingly, but on by

the other hand the public accounts continued from 1 &|| are bare", he said. He concludedthat page discuss the situation untii the the The association was case' students could not afford to lose tenancy ; has been consolidated. formed one of the students when their and he notedthat his is by I son I #4y year ;:■ 1 she became concerned about the Tim Cltting of Legal Services planning to become a teacher, so he with students' rent and that the rent has the worry, and does have a personal interest in the payments agrees has reserved comment on the case issue. risen more than 6% last over year. The until the presentation has been The PC leadership series will association was formed after the consultation brought before Sawyers. continue Nov. 22, when Ontario with WLCJSC Legal Services and the Kitchener-Waterloo The group's lawyer, Gary Treasurer Larry Grossman will notified the attend Tenancy Commission. Flaxbard, Hackenburgs a forum scheduled for 10:00 J £ of his intentions earlier this in The students are of their group's a.m. room PI 004 in the Peters optimistic 4 King St. N,(King & Erb) Waterioo 885-5840 chances in week. >^( Building. court but are unwilling to page 4 Thursday, November 22, 1984 THE CORD WEEKLY news Film I Screening Contract legality questioned by David M.D. Dlgout and Bruce Today! Maule Discussion ensued during the Nov. sur pIus to $1 6, 0 7 7. The The WLU Board of Governors 13 meeting when members of the accumulated surplus is eanq ordered the Executive Committee to board expressed their concern over more than expected because rJ reopen negotiations with custodial the uncertainty this clause created. higher interest rates. Some lllOil!Y You are invited to see and maintenance staff. Earle Rayner, director of personnel was also allocated to the upgracq Both the union (The Canadian services, stated this re-opener clause of equipment for the dining hal the new Laurier Liaison Union of Public Employees, Local did not give'the workers the right to Art Stephen, director of 926) and the university's bargaining strike. In Ontario, no strike is legal institutional relations, showed a film, "The Laurier Experience" committee had reached a tentative while an agreement is in effect. Even multi-media presentation out1rq agreement The union represents 73 though the union could bargain for the school's contacts with custodial and maintenance more money next year, it would be prospective students. The a'MIId­ employees and drew up a contract unable to strike during the two years winning film, The Laurier which was to last two years and the contract is in effect. Experience, was viewed. Stepl8 Today called for a wage increase of five Dr. John Weir, president of Wilfrid said that the film cost only $)0,001, percent Laurier, stressed the fact that the not $70,000 to $80,000 as • But the agreement also contained union was not yet in a position where incorrectly reported in the Cordill Thursday, November 22 a clause which gave the union the it could strike legally. week. right to reopen negotiations in one In other business, the finance Stephen said his office has hid Paul Martin Centre year over the question of money. committee, chaired by Board of contact with over ten thOUSIIId One of the governors, Judge G.S. Governors member Abram Weibe, secondary school students sira 2 p.m., 2:15 p.m. & 2:30 p.m. Ferguson, questioned the legality of presented the Updated Budget for September. While the number d the clause, saying that it made the 1984-85. The major point of the admissions to WLU has tripled sinal agreement "basically one-year". budget was a reduction in the current 1976, applications for the businell -program have decreased. SlePIIII said this is due to the progiWIII success. A high average is ~ • to get into the program and sttJdenl who do not have this average arerd Iencouraged to apply. "It is geneml f1Hfif 1 BRONCO DOWN AND 2 ro GO! Iknowledge among counsellorslhiU high average is needed," Stephn said. stnftnf~ Enter the Long Distance Contest, now! Some of the difficulties ~ out during recruiting include the~ of 'classical' architecture and b HHPPY·~~ lack of residential space on c~ ~ · Major Tom

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Council encourages student protest of registration

REGINA The of the CUPE Local (CUP)— University ing university's support staff, filed 2419, representing The Canadian Federation of governors, and Colin Maxwell, student council is a grievance the academic Saskatchewan Regina against university assistants, is filing a Students, at its seventh semi-annual advanced education

encouraging students to disrupt the because the over administration had grievance inappropriate use of general meeting Nov. 4 to 11, threw minister, expressing its opposition to

university's new computerized agreed to make no social insurance numbers and its the "hidden major support behind the student quota system which has of academic registration system technological changes without combining and council and decided to send contained" in the new registration a 24-hour sit-inand the union. already provoked consulting employment records. telegrams to the university board of system.

calls for a total boycott.

The student council wants

students to sabotage the system,

it violates students' which says rights, by stalling, supplying false

information, registering on the

and more than wrong day registering B.C. cutbacks action

once. on Nov. 15. prompt Registration began

The council planned toencourage the on the offered at KELOWNA, B.C.(CUP)— Okanagan proposal. "They are given a foolhardy spending money the two campuses. a boycott of the system, but called it administrators certain Northeast Coal and is College may amount of dollars, as is every (projects) Expo Okanagan College not the only off a 24-hour sit-in Nov. 13 following insteadof valuable discontinue university transfer other college. They do with that (86), on our most college on the West Coast to by 30 students. at two of the wish," Melville and massive cutbacks. programmes college's money as they says. resources, young people people propose At "We have to show the university satellite and 273 who be trained." campuses leave Colbert, who was upset by the want to Capilano College in North that even though we're compro- students for to The has Vancouver, the administration searching a new place proposal, says the government government spent may to mising, we're angry they tried put millions of dollars a abolish study. should not cut education funding at on Expo 86, support services for women, this over on us," said Lori Latta, time when in B.C. need world fair which will take in disabled, and adult basic In a preliminary budget proposal a people place part-time student council vice-president of Vancouver. education for 1985-86, the college board also training to overcome high rates may be eliminated, library internal. It's a symbolic move to the The hours and the plans to cut library and counselling unemployment, especially in plan says community number of some arts show (the administration) can't they education services 50 and fire 48 think services and some by per cent province's interior. "Certainly I programmes may be reduced. and that get away with this, they'd full-time faculty and staff members, the government has been a bit vocational programmes will still be better not do it again." in addition to other part-time staff. The registration system, $2.1 The college expects a million announced Oct. 26 by the shortfall next B.C. year because the administration places students into government has hinted it will reduce eight categories according to their post-secondary education funding Protest tent makeshift women's centre number of credits and grade point by five per cent. and forces students to averages, TORONTO (CUP)—A small tent sponsorship of the centre by the disappointed Reimer, who said the Pat Colbert, Okanagan College reveal their social insurance decorated with The coalition should have waited the association balloons is the department. group's application until faculty president, says numbers. Each on category registers closest turned down the student with the and the proposed cuts to the Penticton thing yet to a women'scentre was by meeting department a with studentswith the separate day, at the of Toronto. council herself. The and Salmon Arm campuses will University recently. university's space policy most credits first. registering The is requires which are neither a severely affect mature students, university, which marking groups Latta said the council feels the sit- The coalition for a women's of have families and the of women'sadmission university department nor a many whom centenary in "We was a partial success. got a lot made of concerned be centre, up to the institution this has neither recognized student to obtain part-time jobs. He says they will year society of media and a lot of it tied attention, women students at the university, the nor the coalition's of an academic or forced to quit school because they rejected accepted sponsorship the problem to a lack of in of the registration pitched a tent Nov. 6 protest It has administrative unit. will not be able to move to Kelowna request. only supported the government funding, which is an administration's failure to the "I give idea in had the women'scentre or Vernon, the site of the college's principle. thought we've been angle said. knew what I pushing,"she group space. "Admission is was to do other two campuses. not enough," people trying behind the she said. The Kelowna and Vernon Kochman said. "There are problems scenes," "Things have dragged on In with the a meeting which acknow- will be able to (for women) are not being Kochman, however, campuses likely only coalition administration Nov. 14, students enough," representative dealt with." the with which accommodate about half the ledged bureaucracy Paula Kochman said. "It's time (the who the received participated in sit-in who said Reimer must deal and said the students enrolled in Kochman, a women's currently administration) sat down, talked to a promise from Administration Vice- deal such made transfer centre could with women's centre should be a programmes at university us and got with it." President Don Shaw to form a echoed the coalition's Penticton and Salmon Arm. problems, high priority. committee with student representa- The has been release which U of The coalition has since press read: "(The received "There is a category of students group waiting support tion to review the Shaw new system. August for the administration to T has) the dismal distinguishing from more than 40 staff who will lose in this whole proposal," students, the students a written will with and promised Colbert said. negotiate a space and meet point of being the only major faculty organizations. The

that no further decisions guarantee the women's studies in Ontario without a student council has increase and department university pledged to "Costs every year on would be made registration and Lois Reimer, the women's centre." donate $5,000 if the centre the we're not even at a constant level of university's gets without the students. consulting of women officer, to discuss But needed funding —that is bad enough," he status the group's protest space. Administration President Lloyd says. "But an actual reduction of Barber, who left Regina Nov. 13, said on a beat funding... the (provincial) priorities Get the system was designed to are wrong." Film Correction

"streamline the process" and not to A "OWS the board writers m^eting'" Start.ng Williams says college will restrict access. "Changes like these they takf plai twery Wednesday proposed the drastic action because, always end up having adverse The cost as a multiple college, it cannot of the promotional effects, but give it a chance," he said. reduce overhead costs. Services "The Laurier Experience" Barber refused to comment on must be duplicated, unlike produced by the Department of that the is charges computer system Institutional Relations centralized colleges, so programmes at Laurier inadequate and may break down not was $30,000, not the are the first to go, he says. "We're $65,00 to during registration. Noell Stables, for theadded $70,000 in the Cord getting any recognition as reported however, plans to use paper cost of last week. The Cord operating a multi-campus regrets any registration should the fail. system inconvenience college," he added. this may have Campus workers are also Dick Melville, education ministry Cord caused.

Yoii can challenging the new system. Bf.i'.e too he involved .n the that information officer, denied the And paper remember :t looks great on a resume' Canadian Union of Public Call 884■ 2990 and ask for either of the Braces for B.C. government is responsible for Local more inforination Employees 1975, represent- 31^^^

Barcm Monday, December page 6 Thursday, November 22, 1984 THE CORD WEEKLY

Of interest to you Editor Your attention should be directed to a couple of new things In this week's Cord. First, in the centre of this week's paper you will find a four·page NEWS Editor supplement about the Ontario Federation of of Protest that ~tuden~_' ~y w~s Assistant Editor held province-wide on Thursday. The day s activities were centered m Queen's Park and Cord reporters, with help from our Queen's Park Bureau Chief, have reported on the events there and around the province. Contributors It shouldn't be necessary to go over the different problems that are facing Ontario's universities today. The biggest concern, and one that should not be ignored by any student, administrator or faculty member, is the Bovey Commission. This three-man crew made their rounds of the province earlier this school year and at this moment they are preparing a TEAT AI brief for presentation to Bette Stephenson, our hardly-esteemed minister of colleges and universities. Editor The report will have far-reaching effects and we can all hope that it will Contributors address the problem of underfunding, criticize the current efforts of our provincial government and suggest that more money be pumped back into the universities. We can hope. What will probably happen is the opposite of the above suggestions. On the lighter side. We are proud to announce the return of Chiaroscuro. The pronunciation of the word is not important. What it represents is. We are talking artsie. This 16-page collection of students' works used to be an annual presentation in the Cord. Over the past few years it has been forgotten, forsaken, forbidden, and forfeited. The 52-piece Chiaroscuro is well worth your reading and while your heavy concentration is going to the fate of this little school of ours, you can sit back, relax and glance over the work of some of the more artistic members of our university community. Let's hope they still exist, after Mr. Bovey gets through with us. Our apol_ogies The Cord Weekly would like to apologize to our readers and specifically anyone who has sent a letter to the editor of the Cord. Contributors Last week's editorial cartoon was damaging to individuals who wrote letters to the editor. It did not depict them in a favourable light. We apologize for the appearance of last week's graphic. It is not, nor ever has been, the policy of the Cord to ridicule its readers or the opinions of those readers. We realize the,importance of freedom of speech and expression, and our main reason for existence is to promote such freedoms on this campus. To all of our readers, we apologize. letters

Administration criticized for appalling policies towards students The current policies this school has been admitted to have occured in the past that of WLU. The cost tor meals here at for the regular plan or $86.94 for the light decision, or was it? WLU in its 1111• towards its students, particularly its (see Cord Volume 25, number 9). WLU for a reqular plan are plan a year on food that has not been make money has forgotten abcU resident students are appalling. 2. The fact that "to management's $),635, and $),300 for the light plan, or consumed. human factor. This human factor Ahhough, because of the current knowledge there has never been· an 59¢ and 63¢ per item respectively. For The meal plans are also mandatory for has unfortunately been compronilll economic atmosphere, it is· instance of ill health resulting from the those unfamiliar with the meal plan resident students. The students, we the students. We, the peoplethll understandable for any university to be consumption of tainted or spoiled food system, students are given the option of therefore, eat the food whether they like it school supposedly serves, need ID ldat careful with its monetary matters, it is still being served in the dining hall." In a selecting the regular meal plan which or not, or whether it is safe to eat or not our concerns (anger?, resentmert71GIII inexcusable for any university to so focus recent memo from President. Weir's Manager gives you 20 items per day or the light One student, Catherine Riddell, however, the school's neglect of our needs and Oil on its finances so as to neglect the needs office, however, he attempts to comfort plan which gives you 15 items per day. decided to stop eating at the dining hall rights. Assistants of its students. the faculty and the administration by If one doesn't meet the quota of 20 or after she discovered a maple leaf in her Recently, the Cord has brought to the saying that "there has not been a 15 items a day every day and misses just spinach (Cord volume 24, number 9). attention of the WW community certain significant outbreak of salmonella John~ one item per day (say a glass of milk) Unless she received the refund she Walter Bruedlll facts that really makes one wonder about poisoning at WLU in the past ten years every day, the student has spent $81.42 demanded, this was a very costly just how interested the school is in the (memo dated November 13, 1984)". One BillylWI welfare of its students. has to worry about why the president Why for example, did it take the chose to use the word "significant". Why university two weeks to respond in any does he mention salmonella poisoning Co-ordinator formal way to the dining hall situation? specifically, and why does he date it Administration reverting to· name-calling Did it expect the problem to just blow within ten years? away?The response, which was written by The entire situation is symptomatic of a Mike Sutherland's letter to the Editor in dining hall, they also have the right to successful at doing so this year. flhellll the Personnel Administrative Chief, was larger problem and goes beyond the the last edition of the Cord (Cord accused know if someone has washed their hair in of Wilfrid Laurier cannot deal lith written for those students "who form quality of food being served. It was on mud-slinging articles) was very the kitchens in which their supper has criticisms levied by the Cord in a .­ opinion based on facts rather than unfortunate that Millie Reiner became the disturbing for a number of reasons. First, been prepared. constructive manner than allegations and misleading reporting". focus of all the blame. It is the school, and Mr. Sutherland's righteous stand was not If .the administrators cannot accept Sutherland's name-calling, then~ These facts include: not Millie Reiner, that has become so ever supported by examples of mud· criticism when it is due, they should not it is the staff of this University ~Wid~ 1. "The dining hall is inspected by the concerned about financial matters that it slinging articles. If we are to be convinced work for a public institution. The Cord's becoming further and further sepAl! Public Health Department on a regular is willing to sacrifice the health of its a crime has been committed, the least the job is to sensitize the student body to the from the students each week. basis approximately every six to eight students. accuser can do is tojdentify the victim(s). issues of their University, and it has been ow-. weeks". The question one has to ask is The facts. According to the Cord In addition, Mr. Sutherland's position as a "How adequate is this?" The Public "Resident facilities at WLU may be member of the University staff taints his Health Department must have asked the termed adequate for student needs. But credibility as objective evaluator of any same question or why else would they for comparable facilities, the prices at . Cord articles which are critical of the Cord wrathful to readers Laurier are the highest (Cord volume 24, · people who sign his paycheque. have paid a surprise visit on November 2, It was with strong feelings of agreement number6)". Since Mr. Sutherland failed to point out 1984? A further concern over the that I read Mike Sutherland's letter in last Other schools, such as Queen's, allow which articles so dismayed him and the adequacy of this policy of spot-checking week's Cord. It does indeed seem that the Executive Professional Committee, I am the university in this seemingly the students to eat all that they can eat, Cord is drifting further away from the left to guess them on my own. Perhaps he predictable fashion is the former and others offer a monetary student body with each passing week. Waterloo Region Health inspector's reimbursement for meals not taken. All was refeninq to the articles which ignorance of the hairwashing that has these services are offered at a price below protest the administration's cen· I t is sad enough to have to witness the sorship of the gay club float If so, Mr. way in which you attack non-student Sutherland would be informed to know parties. But now, not even students are that the· Canadian University Press also spared the brunt of your wrath any more. Thank you Cord! ran an article on the incident. As if you were attempting to show your Consequently, letters have been seht to agreement with Mr. Sutherland, you had a I would like to take this opportunity to the end of the day to do residence tours. the Cord from other universities most insulting cartoon printed on the acknowledge everyone who helped with About 1000 High School students denouncing the administration's actions same page as his letter in last week's Laurier Day last November 15th. attended this successful day; twice as regarding the gay club float The editors edition. It would be humiliating to me to Specifically, The Cord for donating 500 many as we have had in the past. An extra of the Cord did not lend a hand in the be in any way associated with such abuse, copies of The Cord and The WUIER, special thanks to everyone in the Uaison debacle, they merely reported it, as is their even if it was directed at murderers like ldi WWSU for providing an information Office who made the day what it was and job. Amin ·or Clifford Olson. What a pitiful booth, and faculty members for taking all the Laurier students who took time to More recently, the Cord has run stories statement of the mindset at the Cord, time to counsel and make presentations. help out on the "practices" of dining hall manager then, when its own readers, the very ones Special thanks to all the tour guides, Millie Reiner and her staff. Since a large for whom the paper is published, are the Chevronia. Pursell especially the few who took extra time at Teny number of students have to eat in the subjects of its wrath. The statement that THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, November 22, 1984 7

the CORD weekly comment

News comment by Bruce Maule Editor Chuck Kirk ham Bovey raises thorny questions NEWS November 15th was the provincial day the size of classes at WLCI, even in fourth that slow deterioration of the system Editor Bruce Maule of is Most of protest, organized by the Ontario year, very large. my classes does not occur again. Assistant Editor Bruce Arculus Federation of than Few know where this Students (OFS) to coincide have more students my biggest people money with the release of should come from Ontario's the Bovey class in high school did. More money as budget

Contributors Commission would lower situation is bad bond raters in New s report originally due on this ratio, provide more one- so that day. It now York are lower Ontario's looks as if the public will to-one contact, and increase learning. ready to credit not see the for More report another five weeks, money would also provide state-of- rating. •leaving all those thousands of students the-art technology so students would The Bovey Commission was quite and dozens of institutions waiting until have the opportunity to learn current interested in raising tuition fees as the

Christmas at least to leam their fate. skills. most obvious source of more money ENTERTAINMENT The because students 10 Bovey Commission itself, in the There is, of course, another side to the now pay only per final education analysis, may be of issue. There must be a correct level of cent or so of the cost of ditor quite likely no Ruth Demeter consequence to and this level will their fees. Contributors anyone, except to the funding going beyond through Many people suggest Humphrey Lesage C. R. Lewis who had for education other this amount should be raised 25 taxpayer to pay it."The not help quality as by per

Ingrid Randoja Caroline Mitchell has in cent so the students' total share of the government the past ingredients must be there as well. John Tutt Scott commissioned several the cost is about 12.5 cent. It would Brubacher reports on Another problem concerns the per state and future the tuition would raise of Ontario universities distribution of funds between institutions. mean average

that have, for the served The believes from about $1,200 to $1,500. It is hard tc SPORTS most part, only government it costs more student would out one to educate a doctor than an that a drop purpose ■ taking up storage space. arts imagine if a hike, Editor Although the Bovey Commission has graduate as indicated by the formula because of such especially Theresa Kelly served to used OSAP raised to match it. Contributors stimulate a great deal of to allot the current education grants are This Bey^ Rob Bissonnette would be almost the interesting discussion, most of it has budget. A medical student has the act meaningless as Dave Dave Mcintosh Stacey is centered around underfunding. heaviest weight possible (meaning s/he extra money not significant, and the R°b Gregg Paisley Furiong According to Monika Turner, the gets the most amount of funding) while government could simply cut back on chairperson of their The net effect, in the end, OFS, underfunding is the an arts student gets the least. It seems funding. COPY EDITING Ontario would be zero. only problem facing universities. reasonable that there would be a cost The fiarirva Munro problem facing Ontario today is in difference, but once again it is difficult to (Jnderfunding is a messy issue with how much for Lisa Schfldroth establishing money a make the exact distinction. thorny questions begging answers. is in university needs to provide a quality My second area of concern one of The biggest problem is not answering " education. Furthermore, the cost of costs. The current government budget tough questions but in forcing the PRODUCTION providing all citizens of the province with for post-secondary education is $1.2 government to recognize its

a universal billion but interest in guarantee of university groups have done responsibilities supporting quality post- Manager Karen Thoipe education (assuming the candidate is of studies which suggest a lump sum secondary education through increased Assistants Heather McAsh But proper academic character) must also be payment of about $400 million is needed funding. it seems figuring out where Kurtz Lynn considered. solve the a the and how to underfunding problem to get money to spend it

Contributors easier moral Andrew Dunn On the first count, it is clear that solution endorsed by the NDP. Of will be than getting a

money does have something to do with course, a higher level of funding would commitment from the provincial Lisa MocKenzie the quality of education. For example, be needed every year thereafter to ensure government on underfunding.

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Contributors Rkrhard Cousins Misguided hypocrites lambasted CIRCULATION & FILING

According to a letterto the editor in the and little OSAP job would make the debt opportunity at education? I could Nov. 15 Bruin Cord, am a Nancy I "bleeding-heart payments even worse. understand a tuition increase but not very liberal" and I take offense at this The of substantial and elimination of OSAP majority government funds any statement I do hope that those is of the to the universities now out question. going goes toward individuals who wrote the comment TYPESETTING are research. If his There those supposed self-sufficient are of us who only need a not merely another couple of misguided system were to emerge it would amount helping hand and are willing to pay back hypocrites. I hope that they are off- Head living to an elitist The the Typesetter Wendy Chapelle playpen. statement that university system when we can. The campus, and paying for everything Typesetters the rich could afford is of the Nov. 15 letter Sheila Diemert only university not proposal suggests we themselves; no OSAP and no help from false. The letter that model do not deserve the Jennifer Grady suggested we any help so maybe home. Some of the claims made in the our system off the Americans'. Our writers should and to the Liz Young pack up go editorial were that "education is a universities would become like the (ISA Then refuse all scholarships, not and that privilege, a right" our Americans with a special "Ivy League". knock on the door of Harvard and try to 884-2990 educational should ADVERTISING system become should Why those without financial get in. of the totally independent government I connections be allowed not an equal Peter Grucza Fred will lower Manager Taylor not myself by name calling but Assistants Brad Bates their position does seem strange for

Ben Kooh university students.

The letter submits that educationis not National Advertising and itis. a right obviously 1 oppose, saying Business (416) 481-7283 banana bad Campus Plus The United Nations and Canadian name

Government with the of That Gibson agree ideal Doug took the time to names: bus-knob, bus-snob, bus-chicken- education of the read of Nov. CLASSIFIEDS as a right people also. my comment 1 I am very salad-sandwich would never have been This right is derivative from the pleased. My mother sends him sincere Kacmar invented) who are stuck with the Coordinator fundamental of thanks for rights libertyand equality. using our family name a 'business banana' hoisted up their In where three times in his our society jobs are whopping response. At respective shipping departments. It is this differentiatedto the degree that they are, rate, success and popularity are just these types of egoists who give some arts education becomes obtain around the corner! necessary to a students a bad for all The Cord name giving Weekly is published the and To maintain the nice that weekly during job earn a living. an Being guy I am, I will not business students bad Of and a name. course fall winter academic terms. of in it drive the Editorial opinions adequate standard living Canada name of Gibson to the groundas if I'm wrong hang me from a tree and take are of the be that have he intended to independent University, WLUSU, and can generally accepted you do with mine. But, since I pictures of me. Student Publications. Die Cord is member to have an education, if have for Fender a of especially you a preference guitars over To continue, Mr. Fender judged the my Canadian Press have a family. Universities and colleges in Gibson (they are both famous University news collective. makes, for letter the on criteria of: "the intelligent Canada have become month, 24 issue Cord the cultural uncultured slobs) 1 shall Eight subscription rates are: you compliment expression of a university studenttowards 12.00 for backbone of the country. This has witty and call him addresses within Canada and $15 my pen pal Mr. Fender. a particular issue." Blah-blah-blah. Don't So, happened through people their Mr. Freddie Fender felt a bit anywhere eise. asserting pink all think the you Cord gets enough of that right to education. over (strange, being the rational that The Cord welcomes all criticisms chap formal bullshit? that's comments, and Hell, why everyone Since he is) because he education is a the did not feel "feeble suggestions from right my reads What's its readers. Letters to the Editor up Chuck', to upchuck all government has a responsibility to its attempt at responsible criticism is must be the other that sounds typed, double-spaced and handed in to crap responsible indicative of the citizens to provide the opportunity for this attitude of our class". the editor and but is prior to Monday noon. All ietters intelligent really bland and must education. week's Well I'm but can't Last letter proposed a sorry I just help but bear the full pointless. And that is author s name point, Mr. and telephone make those feeble my tuition increase and a virtual elimination attempts' in day day Fender. number. The Cord reserves the to refuse OSAP. out, Fred. have feeble right any of Due to these eliminations a self I a daily attempt in Anyway, summing it up: Sorry submission which it considers scoreboard racist, sexist, sufficient system is professed. just above my bed. And that r reddie, won t withdraw from I your class, homophobic or libellous in nature. All letters It is also stated, those who word indicative' is really are "only are smoking, did but thanks a lot for the counsel. Perhaps subject to for friends help with that one? editing length. sincere about pursuing a university your you I'd you'll even see me in fourth year. (I think I The Cord offices like to know whose class are located on the 2nd floor education will be to assume the just are ofthe willing you know what your thinking: what a Student that demands Union at Wilfrid Laurier financial responsibility involved." The speaking for, such Building University. self-centred contemptible, creep. Well it's responsible criticism? With 450 first argument seems to emphasize the year Typeset by WLU Student Publications and true, and even printed at I wearglassessometimes.) individual but the Bus and Eco students s responsibility here, try con- Fairway Press, Kitchener. Oh, by the Fred, way have you ordered government still must have responsibility. ducting a survey. In fact, I recall 1984 waiting HONS. B(JS. 88 Copyright by Student Publications. Wilfrid your jacket yet? The blue The latter for statement suggests we have in line a beer at the first Bus. Bash Laurier year leatherreally looks sharp, don't think? University, Waterloo, Ontario. N2L 3C5. you No financial not taken burdens in our and the attitude there was any anything but But one part ol this piece of advice, considering publication may be reproduced without your attendance at now. Those of responsible. drunk is university Getting one thing, qualifications Fred, don't permission of the editor. wear itout'n the who received loan will have to it and selfish us a pay getting is another. Nowhere is sun 100 much because the leather will back. Others where a grant must have I do not want to be receiving misunderstood: iade and when you have to switch letters needed the financial A debt intentions backing. high my are not to degrade all after second year it might gei really often incurred business is by students and a tuition students, because hell I'm one embarrassing. would only compound the of but 'ncrease them, only to surprise those few problem, it is already difficult to obtain a students (assuming some exist, or the 'Join Grafton 8 Thursday, November 22, 1984 THE CORD WEEKLY

Question comment

of the Week Penthouse reader defends magazine

it? beliefs and he or she hasthe or anybody else to censor 1 seriously right to those This is a response to Lisa Schildroth's beliefs without doubt that Penthouse needs to use being coerced by viewpoint in last week's Cord. I find it anyone. to making the in Do how know what coercion, as you suggested, get By pictorials Penthouse you agree with the use of amazing you many men for such a issue, and women to them. big you your Mary animals for medical, psycho- think. Did you take a survey? I for one, do pose of women Brown clones have made not find the women's movement threat Degrading pornography many more logical, and cosmetic testing? a snuff should be and is such as of it who but I still enjoy the entertainmentprovided illegal, people aware Many would have

films. But to censor a magazine because never known are now by magazines such as Penthouse and very anxious to get by Marina Munro and Karim Virani of the biased opinions of others and the magazine out of and Playboy, if you've ever read one, which I curiosity just to of freedom yourself is a contradiction as the moral strongly doubt you have, you'll see that spite minority. 20% of the devoted specified in our newly formed Next time write article only about pages are you an try doing Who else The of the constitution. are you or anyone a littJe research and Yes. Each species (including to pictorials. rest magazine is maybe you won't for that matter to regulate what people out filled with articles, comments, reviews, come as being so ciose-minded and man) has always done what was forced want to read or see? You aren't to biased and be letters, humor, short stories and of course you'll better off to necessary to survive, but respect force others buy the magazine so why not understand the facts involved. advertising. So, you see, the magazine is should be shown even to animals, that free-lance to buy it? Morals are not something very diverse and provides many Gary Spector and avoided whenever cruelty an individual's chance their work. can be regulated, they are writers a to promote possible. Testing should only be Furthermore, the magazine does not allowed if it's a worthy cause. "entertainmentfor men", it say says"the P.S. "for Bestiality should not be internationalmagazine for men". The

allowed without the animal's men" doesn't just refer to the is 'naive' part Underfunding consent. pictorials, but it also refers to the many less of well. The net football and this to well thought as result sporting articles such as I would like to take opportunity is that there are some colleges for the and baseball reviews along with interviews respond to the ignorant narrow- Gary Murtagh and others for the of last week wealthy majority with athletes, most (Oct. issue) minded comments made by 3rd Year recently Computing American citizens. In in general terms, post- with Rick "Goose" Gossage. two students reference to university education in the CIS. funding. It is unfortunate that such naive secondary If you did your research, which I doubt social inequities. A and short-sighted opinions could be held perpetuates present you did, you would know that the picture child bom to low income by persons currently receiving the a or minority in question in the most recent Penthouse benefits of public education. family very well he trapped within the issue is not supposed to be 100%sexually may At least until recently, successive and lower echelons of society. With the stimulating. The picture(s) is describing a of athletes progressive governments have strived to possible exceptions and the Japanese poem about cherry blossoms. brilliant, lower income Americans establish a system of educationfor which It does involve a little artistic viewpoint. be As of the idealsof fewer educational opportunities to we can proud. part a possess Now let's look at your one argument than their just and equitable society, education has wealthy counterparts. defend the pornography industry. I agree "education been made accessible to ail. Despite the in stating that is a privilege, with you that the models don't have to do wonder I don't with to economic background from which a not a right", one must whether agree cruelty this type of work if they don't choose to.! this refers to animals, but if it's to a student come, potential and only post-secondary going help firmly believe that Penthouseand Playboy may education, and human life. I feel it's academic standing have been the major or secondary primary justified. are upstanding respectable magazines hurdles as well. It should be clear that P.S. I wouldn't let them in obtaining post-secondary schooling use my and I have never seen a picture of a education. the opposite is true. Education is a right; kitten, though . woman beaten in eitherofthem as you so It that in which each citizen is entitled to, insinuated. is my opinion persons upper one Topo Rizzo income brackets are to regardless of wealth. This was recently The who for these obliged support 2nd Year Economics women pose tine society which has allowed them to seen when the Ontario Government magazines get paid thousands of dollars prosper. Many of our ancestors who have finally decided to reverse its racist and get exposure which can earn them succeeded Canada would not have of Catholic schools. So if in underfunding high careers in modelling or acting. a been as fortunate in the country of their Access to post-secondary institutions particular woman chooses to pose Furthermore, and should be based merit origin. companies solely upon dangling naked from a tree, who are you individuals who employ the recipients of Instead of screening students with

public education should, in part, help exorbitant tuition fees, why not increase

maintain educational institutions. This is funding, close some schools, provide free education? Money not only reasonable, but it would insure post-secondary There are the future supply of well-trained workers. already more than enough university

graduates in the labour market (Jnder In the United States, a multi-level 'fact of life' such a system, the iikelihood of quasi- system for post-secondary education literate BA.'s would be greatly reduced exists. The institutions at the top end of and the of in if often quality education, general, Yes, but only the consent forms In response to the letter by Cindy this scale draw their students, more fewer and Scott than from incomefamilies. It is spots solely on the basis of merit, are legible. Hastings Mackenzie, I must put not, upper and financial would two the and not the student considerations cease Trevor Zahara in my cents worth. Two cents, usually parents determinant When to be a corporations because it's all I can afford. I could write who the cost of education at 3rd Year Vivisection a pay and income Canadians to such those of the upper begin letter picturing each of the two of you institutions as Ivy fairly contributeto society, such a system to $200,000.00 in In 1982, undergrad tuition at driving your homes League. is possible. There be no such thing was over $4,500 U.S. I would may your own cars this weekend, or flying off Harvard as a free lunch, all insociety will benefit contend that small yet to Europe over Christmas, but I won't. I only a percentage of Laurier when we share in a collective one. don't know you and I don't have the right 1 students could bear such a cost three four do though, have the right toexplain to you over or years. Certainly many Norm O'Rourke a few of the facts of life. American Universities are far less 3rd Year Bus. "sincere 1 am a first-year student who is expensive than Harvard, yet many are far about pursuing a university education".

Yet sincerity only goes so far. My sincerity neither gave me a job last summer that It whether it's depends on going earned five thousand dollars, nor did it We love Chuck! to benefit human use, and on the endow with with you me parents an income

extent that the animals are used, sufficient this oftuition. to cover amount (1 reason that some of unable to I am writing this letter in response to the us are will here of Ron Johnston speak only tuition, I couldn't understand Chuck Tatham (and other most recent article written by Chuck to add the of necessities for 2nd Year Honours begin expense Tatham. I people that matter ) is because we are Geography am writing not merely as a such as an food, books, etc.) and apartment, unable to understand ourselves! Poli-Sci. member of the Cord staff, nor as a really Thus, in for order me to go to studentof Laurier, but as a human being. to university, according your theory, I Patricia Eyre Too often in this life we make snap must first evaluate (Yet, from my sincerity. is judgements and such the case, I feel, your article, 1 the that it's got impression with Chuck Tatham. Thank you Chuck Tatham. Thank you spelt Sincerity) If I have enough I sincerity, understand that has for I not everyone a one of the most thought-provoking will apply for OSAP. Will I be considered for Chuck's taste column and that is and sincere articles I have ever read in the I feel that it is for necessary one of "those who desperately need...(the expected. Yet, what gives one of us Cord, can't more with "I'm and until any i agree your progress, science can loans)"? Who will these be? people the call down life. right to or criticize the okay, you're okay" philosophy of a better develop technique, According to your theory, there will be of Mr. Tatham himself? Are we character You're right, to be happy does mean to animal of experiments are us. There are a lot of students many ail so infallible that we can judge other become the person you want to be. I must and be and prospective students from middle- necessary must accepted, individuals? This is that something i very admit 1 rarely read your columnbut I know It's class families like mine. more humane than much doubt. letting Although i do not know- from last week's article that you think this

humans suffers So, what do we have? "self-sufficient" Chuck or die for iack of A Tathampersonally,! doknow that i is okay; that being honest and true isreally

system. The will him as a research; sacrifices must be university government respect writer, a memberof this all that matters. (Don't despair though. My no be bothered to raise arid of all made in the of longer funding. university most as a person! roommate does read and everytime name progress. you But the then, will be feel that who had the think she s Brenda Kuehl government required i anyone guts to she does she laughs so hard ! to raise OSAp and loans. write the kind of column that grants Chuck did going into cardiac arrest) 2nd Year English If this doesn't happen (which in ail this last week (Thurs. Nov. that 15/84) is So if you want to write a column

probability, won't, considering how we've someone who deserves not only my makes people laugh, that makes them

seen university funding increase to the admiration. even respect but, as well, my We forget that D, or thatbroken heart,or level of the needs in the few past years), are not all to be the on supposed same, or just the lousy weather, then just keep then what have? do we In the short we? Can't will, term, are we iet individuals be just writing. Those who want to read you

an elitist with — university system, a that, individuals? Chuck's Medical yes, because it's a good column is one and those whodon'twant to don'thave to. education, supported by students from which is featured under the "Comment" matter of human life. There s It's really very simple. the wealthierfamilies. In the of long run, an section the and therefore, he You be interestedto know Chuck more ambiguity 'with psycho- paper might elitist with the the should be allowed bowl in society wealthy holding to his own that in 8 1 made a beautiful logical testing and cosmetic express grade most prestigious and powerful jobs (due opinion of offended wheel. (those us by it or ceramic class on a real potter's I because it's less testing, to the better education), and a large lesser those of us that a disagree with it have the left it to dry overnight and someone put important. However, obviously educated (shall call them the the choice side. mass, we option or to simply turn to the blue plastic Sealtest bag against one there's not in enough penalization proletariat?), in opinion, this will lead next page). ruined and my My first piece of "real" art was for cruel on to trie eliminationof the middle class. psychology testing Chuck Tatham to to it it but after appears me be a broke my heart. 1 threw out animals. Thank Ms. and Mr. Psychologists are given you Hastings guy with a lot of heart. Someof us must article last week wished reading your I I Mackenzie for views how to the wrist for torture. your on revert realize that he too is human and God made only slaps on has had kept it. I mean, I'm sure back in years time to a feudalistic-type like the of but Paula Servin feelings rest us. Mr. Tatham lots of us to look iike lumpy bookends society be with deal of few bowls 3rd Year Psychology may a guy a great nerve I know I've seen a lopsided but he is also with, a guy what 1 feel, are walking around too. Michelle Medek good intentions. Possibly the many Angela Reed November 1984 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday. 22, 9

in brief Sooter

Paper battles for re-instatement Studios stu- and President Daniel OTTAWA(CCiP)—The Algonquin College Carriere wrote a letter to

council is an the staff dent seeking injunction against saying a meeting would be held Feb. 6 the locked-out staff of the college's student instead.

to them from The newspaper. Impact, prevent council legally has 60 days to hold the Special to reinstate the calling a meeting paper. general meeting after it has been called and writ In a filed Nov. 13, the student council the staff offered to allow an extension because Discounts for it wants theorder made former of the says by Impact strike by teachers at Ontario's 22

staffers for a Dec. 3 special general meeting to community colleges, including Algonquin. "null and void". The strike be declared ended Nov. 12 when the teachers Students

Former staff members, who have gathered were legislated back to work.

on a The about 3,000 signatures petition in support council, however, refused to

of their efforts to the called for the the staff save paper, acknowledge s order for a meeting into and did not meeting to pressure the council take up the extension offer.

the constitution and the I consider their writ be reinstating paper's to one more in a long staffers whose line of actions to Present student card and receive: Impact paid employment was deny the membership of the your

terminated Oct. 1. The constitution was AJgonquin (student union) corporation their

call unilaterally revoked this summer. legally guaranteed right to a meeting," said it former and The staff also wants all expense has Arts Entertainment Editor Greg

incurred through the publishing of three issues Foisie.

* of its underground paper, Intact, to be paid by They just don't want the corporation 15% off frames council. So far, Impact is surviving on national membership to address the issues, in * advertising revenue and through the use of particular, the rescindment ID. of our constitution $2.00 off passports & photos typesetting and office equipment supplied by and the lock-out of the staff," he said. *

of Ottawa's student full-time off custom the University newspaper Every student at Algonquin is a $1.00 photofinishing

The Fulcrum and the Canadian University corporation member and has a right to

Press national office. requisition a general meeting, although the

The staff asked council to call a meeting student council board of directors is only

within 21 of Oct. whenthe order for to hold a days 10, a required meeting every 18 months.

general meeting was made. Council refused, Grads... HMHj

dies after Student drinking spree See us for more info R3IB

SUDBURY (CUP) — The Laurentian University (council) can't stop them, but in terms of on graduation portraits.

student council has withdrawn all support for sponsoring events, they don't need to be

in wake Schmidl said. drinking contests on campus the of a encouraged,"

death of student in is die in a 20-year-old a car accident McEvoy not the only person to an Oct. 30. alcohol-related accident on campus. Shawn

Greg McEvoy, a second-year Laurentian Reineke, an 18-year-old attending a rowdy 3 locations: sports administration student, was killed when party at a University of Saskatchewan

the in which he out car was a passenger spun residence, died after falling seven storeys 893-7120 886-1740 894-1060 of control and hit a telephone pole. He and a down a garbage chute. Stanley Park Mall Waterloo Town Square Fairview Park Mall friend were returning to campus after an The death prompted a month-long (Concourse) downtown. The restriction afternoon-long drinking spree on campus liquor permits. Foul play

driver, Dale Fletcher, suffered minor injuries is suspected in Reineke's death and police

and will be charged, police say. may still lay charges.

Dan Fife, student council vice-president, On Sept. 16, a first-year University of Guelph

arrived at the scene of the accident only student, Wouter Van Stralen, was killed by an

minutes after the car crashed. impaired driver being pursued by police.

lot about "I've a of time it,"he And Jeff NeMarch drownedafter Moves at spent thinking 17-year-old Night said later. "Greg was one of us. He studied with he fell off a ferry into Lake Ontario Sept. 5. He

us, made plans with us... and now he's dead." was taking part in a Ryerson Polytechnical

with Council Institute frosh and alcohol Along President Barry picnic, police say Schmidl, Fife encouraged council to withdraw and drug consumption contributed to his

its support from events where overdrinking is death.

encouraged, such as chug-a-lugs and "thirty In Canada, an alcohol-related accident

clubs. occurs 17 minutes plus" on average every and in each week. If people want to drink their faces off. as results 57 deaths

long as they don't drive or get into violence,

Essay service gets low grade

TORONTO (COP)—An essay-writing service permission for one. which students about $70 for charges a term The university has no legal grounds to shut

is in paper high demand at the University of down these services but can charge

Toronto, according to one sales representatives with trespassing if they attempt distribute representative. to flyers on campus. "'it's November the crunch that we're really One university professor, R.H. Farquarson, unidentified from said the clerk the who studied the services he is busy," available, says Toronto-based AT Essays. unhappy that students at the CI of T use the

"It's a madhouse, but we're busy most of the services. We tried to get into the system to

time." see how it he worked," says. "We bought and

A-l Essays and similar agencies have xeroxed their catalogue that at the time had advertised their services all semester in 6,000 essay topics listed. It now lists 12,000

campus newspapers.The former offers a legal topics."

contract guaranteeing professional sen/ice, Farquarson, who distributed the list to little delivery in as as 10 days and any mark the interested faculties, says professors have failed student requests. Overnight jobs cost extra. to catch anyone who submitted a purchased And should the the essay bomb, service essay as their own work. rewrite for if guarantees a free, the student gets

Cutbacks caused by underfunding

WINDSOR (C(JP) — The University of $213,000 surplus.

Windsor, which has recorded a budget surplus Romanov attributed the stiffer requirements for the has stiffened of "If sometime past two years, entrance to the university's lack space.

requirements in one more resources and faculty because in the future, we have could administrators say they do not have the more professors, its entirely possible we

resources to accept more students. reverse this decision." The move means high school students with "We can't start cutting ourselves back, less than 65 student a per cent average will be turned because then we cut back general from said the student away the school's social sciences faculty. enrolment, Robertburge, rep The and social sciences society president. faculty's entrance requirements were said the social sciences acted pegged at 63.5 per cent last year. Surge faculty for other schools and We simply cannot, accommodate more," as a "feeder faculty" said Social Sciences Dean Walter Romanov. faculties at the university and pointed out that This year...we still brought in large numbers the qualifications of a student with a 63.5 per of students." much different tfianthose centaverage are not

Last the recorded with year university a surplus of of a student a 65 per cent average. $89,000 while the year before it enjoyed a page 10 Thursday, November 22, 1984 'lliE CORD WEEKLY

Part two of a two part interview with Dr. Dr. Henry Henry Morgentaler. Interview by the Mike, student newspaper at St. Michael's College in Toronto. The interview took place on the eve of Morgantaler's trial in Toronto. Morgentaler neighbourhood of 60,000 abortions. He M: Dr. Nathanson said in an interview in The M: So in a sense you are saying that a fetus changed his mind, he tells us, because he was uncertain of where life begins. He said that if Humanist last year that the evjdence of the becomes a human life because it has a certain new fetology convinced him and that the attribute, that is, the development of a brain. we are going to abort children, we have to know where life begins. There is also moving pictures which are now available But couldn't it be argued that the potency for through ultrasound in particular threw the these characteristics is wt,lere the human value Germaine Greer who recently published, Sex and Destiny. You may know she had an weight of the pro,..life argument into his face lies - that by destroying whatever exists before in such a way that he couldn't avoid it this development you are in fact also abortion about a decade ago. She is now unable to bear children. She regrets having had anymore. He says that even pregnant women destroying the human being? who are considering abortions when they see DM: I don't believe there is a human being an abortion. She thinks that perhaps that was reponsible for her infertility now. the moving picture that results from ultrasound yet. If there was a human being I'd never do change their minds. abortions, no one would, I guess. Women DM: I would doubt that. I think she cannot DM: Some women might probably change wouldn't want it, doctors wouldn't do it. But have children because she is not young their minds. The decision to have an abortion when you say- I have to correct first of all anymore. She was about 43 when she started is not an easy decision because in each case your nomenclature, it is very often a question wanting to have children. Many women have the woman would be maybe happy to go on of semantics - there is a life there; life is a abortions and go on to have children normally. with that pregnancy and have a child if process. If you don't use proper terms we'll That is why it is important, when you talk conditions were different - if she were older or never get along and this is part of the reason about abortion, that it be done by good younger or had a stable mate or better mental why this debate is going on. doctors under good conditions with the or emotional health, whatever. The reason why There is no such thing as human life- it is a methods available now which are extremely women decide for an abortion is there· there process. You can talk about a li ving embryo, a safe and which do not nave the risk of being are many. But they all come down to the living fetus. The living embryo is no doubt a infertile later. What is happening at the time common denominator- at this particular time I potential human being if it were allowed to when abortion was completely illegal was cannot provide good care to a baby And that's continue to grow. Many people forget that four women had to resort to back-alley butchers or it. So I'd rather not get rid of that growing out of five embryos according to best abort themselves, with tremendous fetus in me, but 2, 3, 5 years later then I'll be estimates do not go' to term by sort of, if you complications. ready to become a mother. And many women want, an Act of God. There's what is called a M: But statistics show that abortions, or back­ go through that, especially teenages, they're spontaneous miscariage. Now if you consider alley abortions, that is, have not decreased. much too young. They engage in sexual it an act of God, you could say God is DM: Tnat is not true. That is a complete activities before the time that they really proQably the biggest abortionist because He falsehood. In the United States, in Canada, consider they want to be mothers. causes four out of five pregnancies not to go and in most coQntries where abortion has to term and it is shocking to talk in terms like . become legaf and is done and is k{lown to be that to people who believe in God. There are done by good doctors with a good method, it all kinds of acts of God -famines, WQilfd1:>,nly be a crazy woman, a totally earthquakes, other calamities, floods. It ignqrant women, ~ho would go to a back-alley happens occasionally. butcher. Thts, is a c'omp~te falsehood and In this particular thing, when it happens untrue because when women know that There is no such thing spontaneously and normally, everybody says'it abortiorl~are available a~ they can be human life-it is a process. is an act of God or it just happe;neq, lt's an done by pro~f( doctors under good accident or biological impegt~tion.ANhen it is conditions1 ¥¢h.· ~. risk their lives? Abortion now a conscious decision by aiwbman d a couple in medical hanas has become the safest under whatever condit!9D~ - too yo~ng, too surg. icaLpr • re. It is true when they are old, we have already ttie Qtlildren ~e want, we done by qu or women self-abort, there are don't believe we are ab e,.to' proviqt;f:are~n~ _,.Q.yst gedies - death and injuries, That is the way it should be. To me, it is a love or whatever is necessary·{or ?ctlioUjer cHifo very responsible kind of act. To people against - then it becomes the decision wtYctq:>rtWoked M: What Clo you -think changed Dr. abortion, it is by definition, irresponsible. To so much deb_ate - the moral dec~sio( the Nathanson's fl'l(nd? He is not by any means me it is very responsible. You cannot divorce respo~sible decision or not? So thepeople religious. morality and ethics from the consequences of who ~'8t?agajnst abortion wi II say it1s. ktlfl'ng a DM: I don't know. I think it is probably an what is going to happen. And if what is going baby, lfs Immoral, it's murder, it's this antt;: :'- • overwhelming sense of guilt. I'd like to know to happen is a life of misery for the woman, for that. And 'People like me would say in most '\"> that - I debated him once and I still don't the child, I think it is much more ethical and cases it's a responsible decision because it 1~ understand the man. I am sorry to say I responsible to go ahead with the abortion. based on protection of the family unit, it's though I had an intelligent opponent but he M: People have said that you are something of based on the potential, foreseeable future of used such low tactics and such low arguments an opportunist, that you started practising that baby. For me a woman who In her lifetime -completely devoid of a sense of reality. When abortion because it was lucrative. When your will have, nowadays, two children, I think it is I asked him, relating to his book that describes license was suspended in January 1976, the better that she have th.em at the time when she the tragedies of women, many poor women, judgement of the disciplinary committee of the can provide proper care and a loving Puerto Rican, negro, women in New York who Professional Corporation of Physicians in environment rather than at the time when the sought abortions and were dying as a result of Quebec listed as a few of the reasons for biological accident happened. that and couldn't get proper medical care, suspending your license that you did not And here we come to the biggest problem - what do you do to a woman who says to you, conduct the ordinary scientific tests which the discrepancy between biology and the 'Doctor, I need an abortion, I have to have one, precede the types of operations you were possibility of having children in a responsible I'll do anything. I'll commit suicide if you don't performing, and also that you were interested way at the time when they are most likely to give me one.' (He'll say) 'Well, send these primarily in financial remuneration. Those are benefit from proper care. Does she have the women to the pharmancy for prostaglandants.' very serious charges. conditions to share the responsibility of Well, prostaglandants do not exist for that type DM: They think that I went as an opportunist bringing up a baby with a man or somebody of thing. It is something which is being when I started doing abortions I was risking else? Are conditions right for a good developed. Maybe it will exist five, ten years life in prison. If I had lost a patient by death I environment for the child? Or are they not? In from now. probably would have gotten 18 years instead any condition, in any circumstances where the But the need for abortions is there and it is of 18 months. So to tell that someone would response to this question is 'no', I believe it is obvious even I think that the enlightened risk jail and loss of his license and his family much more responsible to terminate the people who are against abortion in principle security in order to make money; I think it is pregnancy early by an abortion, and eventually would prefer to see women go to medical ludicrous. Besides, I spent 10 months in jail, I later have a chance to procreate. doctors and have them done under proper spent three years without practising. I spent M: But there are very famous people who conditions to preserve their health and their enormous amounts in legal costs and one of disagree with you in that regard. You fertility till later, rather than be reduced to go my principles was always not to turn any mentioned Dr. Nathanson earlier, who was the to quacks. Unfortunately, the tactics of anti­ woman away because of inability to pay. So former director of the largest abortion clinic in abortion forces are such that in many there are hundreds of documented cases the western world and was director when this countries women don't have access to medical which came out in my trial of women who clinic performed something in the doctors. have had abortions for nothing. llfE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, November 22, 1984 page 11 EN s Centre stage t Ballet graces of touch Royal Ontario C.R. Lewis Lento A Tempo E Passionato, a lly soft love duet by Vinente Nebrada, On ~nday, November 12, the followed, featuring Sarah Slipper and ~ in the Square offered a Andrew Lewis. This pas de deux ~ul evening of entertainment contained beautifully lyrical I'd cutture, as Canada's Royal movements which were highlighted peg Ballet swept into town for a by the play and ~mstage presence of rught. masterful performance. the pianist. Although the majority of Ballet was able to display the parts followed a loving couple array of its talented company's theme, the pair of dancers showed ~lities through five diverse and versatility by complementing the soft Mlpieces. music with jumps and acrobatic lifts The evening's opening piece, and balances. The opening '«gro Brilliante, was described by movement used the first of three dxlreagrapher George Balanchine scriabin pieces. The onstage 1 everything I know about classical motions resembled a pair of et in thirteen minutes." passionate lovers, spending the day ~ped for two principal dancers with only each other as a focus. The I'd an eight-member ensemble, images sent the audience to IJegro employed the full potential of intermission with a warm feeling, and Olh the orchestra and the soloist on a desire for more. 11110. and it was set to the music of Colour was the focus for ·dlaikovsky. Principals Margaret choreographer Nils Christie's ~ and Andre Lewis performed adaptation of Bela Bartok's third and '!ll'lements that were powerful and last piano concerto. The twenty·five !!f110srve, within a restricted stage minute Translucent Tones used !;laCe. This ensemble ballet, lighting, staging, sets and costumes ~ormed in just under fifteen to illustrate the colourful and lively 'rl!lU!es, managed to present a wide music. The opening was bright and ariety of versatile shifts in yellow, simulating the noon of day. '!ll'lement, while remaining fluid The dancers weaved and bobbed, ect ar.:igraceful. spun and jumped, showing once .£ Corsaire Pas de Deux, again this company's ' team nS}Ners oreographed by Alexander dynamics'. The transition to the blue Provincial :mky, brilliantly showed off some of evening was particularly the ttf more majestic aspects of ballet. interesting and smooth: as two ing. )iginally part of a 3 act work dancers were highlighted, the others llaSe

entertainment

Entertainment Quiz Backstage

8. What was Lou Reed's 4. True or false: Bo Derek is a song hit by Ruth Demeter by Ingrid Randoja of 1972? proud graduate of Washington It has continually amazed me that people get some kind of State University. drunk and/or pleasure out of smoking cigarettes, getting getting 9. Jessica Lange starred in the four Ramone be in 1. Name the stoned. There doesn't appear to anything pleasurable any of 5 Who composed the music for remake of what 1946 film? Brothers. those activities. the Broadway musical Cats? do for Oh, sure, tell me that drinks and drugs something a party. 10. On The Brady Bunch, what 2. In what Disney film did a sports I'll bet do. They get people puking and hallucinating and 6. What was known as The Factory? just they find Tarzan with was Alice's last name? coach a young blacking out. Fun or what powers? amazing the fun without influenced 7. In the old Superman serials, What's matter with having being by chemicals? The lies partially in the world of advertising, what was Perry White's favourite problem 3. Who played Lori Partridge on because who produce these legal addictive drugs saying? companies The Partridge Famil ? Answers advertise attitudes, not results. been to hear Some of you may have lucky enough Jean the Turret. What have Kilbourne up in irony, to a speaker against haven. she alcohol abuse in our campus' drunken Anyway, was

Nelson 10. and about the alcohol is terrific, made some fantastic points way

Twice link to the of advertised, and many of her points advertising Rings Always Postman The 9. tobacco, as both are addictive.

Side Wild The On Walk A Take 8. Cigarette advertisements are particularly offensive. This has been Ghost Caesar's Great 7. recognized to the extent that these advertisements are not allowed

studio film Warhol's Andy 6. and radio. on television, although they still pollute magazines Webber Lloyd Andrew 5. Obviously, these advertisers think that smoking makes you sexy.

False 4. he is I answer to that a poster put out by the Lung Association. It Dey Susan 3. the uses quote, "Smoking makes you sexy", and depicts a rather Athlete Greatest World's 2. decrepit old lady with a fag hanging from her lips.

Marky advertisers Cigarette advertisers, as well as alcohol both avoid the and DeeDee Joey, Johnny, 1. will ad facts about their products. Very rarely you see an of a Because don't smoking pregnant woman. Know why? they want to

incite the of who know that mothers fury those smoking run a very high risk of birth defects in their unborn children, and the

percentage of defects increases with the length of time the mother has been smoking.

Alcohol advertisers use more subtle methods to avoid or dispute

the facts of alcohol abuse. Alcohol is labelled as being a sexual

over-boozed student can tell that stimulant. Well, any university you alcohol negatively affects sexual activity.

The people who create these ads do recognize that violence is

an after-effect of alcohol abuse, and they attempt to normalize this in their depictions of drinkers. One particularly disturbing

that used advertisement Ms. Kilbourne in her presentation was a

picture of a woman from the waist down, walking to the liquor - 744-6368 6 Bridge St. W., Kitchener r store for her husband, saying, "This time I'm going to get it right." The implication in the advertisement is that if she doesn't get him

Johnny Walker Red, she's going to get it. Why don't they show her

face? Definitely a weird ad, and indicative of the problems in the

attitudes to alcoholics in our culture.

The worst thing about the advertising of alcohol and cigarettes is

the attitudes with that are promoted these vices. (They are vices, in

that in they produce no positive affects health, or, as far as I can other of If tell, in any aspect life.) only we can learn to see past the avoid the that ads, to attitudes are being promoted, and live our

the lives as we wish, not as corporations desire us to. It's not that

hard to enjoy life without chemical implements, and it's cheaper that what way, so could be better for a student than abstinence?

Avant-garde films

John Tutt by included an experimental program

which screened 100 films, giving Image making: Messages and audiences 45 hours of Canadian

Meanings is a special ten-part film avant-garde cinema. series until 1985 the Michael Snow, running April at among many Kitchener-Waterloo Art Gallery, others, had three of his major works

curated by Richard Kerr. The films, shown in the Festival. Two Michael

made by Independent filmmakers, Snow films—So is This and Mew

cover experimental efforts and socio- York Eye and Ear Control—were

documentary shorts in the screened Wednesday, November

impressionistic vein. "21, at the Kitchener Gallery. Snow,

his These films are part of a relatively celebrated internationally for

unknown Canadian as a cinema genre, films, has been working

that of the filmmaker 20 Artforum, the experimental—avant- for years. garde. The recognition the avant- hew York critical magazine, stated

gardists received at this year's that Snow's La Region centiale is as Toronto other Festival of Festivals was radically different from overdue. The Eisenstein's long Retrospective, a contemporary films as Canadian section of the festival, films were.

The film series at the K-W Art

Gallery affords the film-going public

Offcam a chance to catch a glimpse of some

of the most innovative filmmaking in invites you Canada (and the U.S.). The creative the Christinas techniques being explored by the avant-gardist today will be Semi-formal cinematographic methods employed by the commercial Dinner filmmakers of tomorrow. One of the filmmakers who will be

series will be & Dance featured in the gallery j with Richard Kerr, the series' curator,

his latest film. On Land Over Water November 23 ■ »<•* Friday, 5 m 23. (Six Stories) on January -p \ — 8 Pom. — for Films are scheduled 6 j Waterloo Inn Ballroom December 5, January 23, February March and 20, and several dates in

and April. Fully detailed programs P Music by SamBoard ; should be available at the gallery.

" * ee Tickets on saie in the The at 8:00 p.m. W>°'" i screenings begin I -> i free and are to with J Concourse i open everyone, L 5 admission.

rrirr—rrrr-nmnm—r nirmr ir 'ii -*■ 112 I|'| 111—111 lII—MI I mil Hill mm •-•'fr-Br-mr frt, -ir •»■»•,«*• •—timi m in rmm■ in i^^^>-^-*^r>«J^.M a rftl ' r ■ 1 11 i T -| t|t T| i ,- feaãH!sssi2saa«sSS3eHßo«B»aßiSsais^s!sgasH®a!s!i THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, November 22, 1984 13

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—S-sc-x-; h Tofion-tv ? I Ear to the tffflnnntx »a* i ground ?Q. & H a Notes on The Music Faculty sa« 112 \ performance of Brahms' Piano Concerto was by Humphrey Lesage Leslie De'Ath, well-known at Laurieras both an

last week the Musicians were busy keeping accompanist and performer. The concerto Theatre Auditorium with of Brahms' cavernous ringing contains some finest piano-writing,

Music more and the notes, as the Faculty presented audience soon became aware that the

of concerts. than its usual share interesting quality of composition was being matched by of the week The most popular concert was the quality and skill of De'Ath. His otherwise Orchestra this year's premiere by the WL(J on dramatic and sensitive performance was under the direction of Alec Friday evening detracted from only by his occasional lack of of Catherwood. An enthusiastic crowd strength in projection. hear approximately two hundredturned out to The orchestra itself had fine moments, but which the number of an ambitious program displayed hesitancy produced a large ragged

musicians. talents of some fine entries. Once again the clarinets were of The first half consisted J.S. Bach's consistent, as was the cello section.

Brandenburg Concerto no. 4 and Schumann's The strings, however, indulged in

excitement 4. The second half was devoted chaos in the Symphony no. contrapuntal building Concerto 1 in D of the in the final entirely to Brahms' Piano no. fugato section movement. The without had some minor. horns, not difficulty,

A smaller chamber orchestra with three beautiful moments from Jamie Manson.

instrumental soloists performed the Bach Brahms' piece was easily the audience's

concerto. Although the genius of composition favourite and De'Ath was called back several 29 w and sense of joy in this popular piece were times to acknowledge the crowd's the successful of the l evident, it was least appreciation. IX, lk a an ofp evening, the largest problem being nebulous The result of Friday night's concert was remained worthwhile of music, V sense of direction.The rhythm fairly entertaining and evening ￿ 31WYNPAM N.#V|W£ ' m M \H\VC^ the the wind sections steady at the bottom of the orchestra, but if the consistency of some of ACRO« FROM CANAPA TRUST threatened to to the lower can be diffused upper often give way anarchy. and strings is Performed without benefit of a conductor, as throughout the ensemble, there is no doubt

have traditional, this piece need not been a that the orchestra can exhibit a high degree of NftV FDI * first excellence in the future. I§\l® %F ¥§ CjPn%@§ problem if only someone such as the \ys&*i was marked the violinist or keyboardist had been given control Wednesday evening by / concert of the Ensemble. It NOON'til- 10-6pwi over the group. opening Baroque In The soloists, Janice Buchanan and Michael was poorly attended, due to lack of publicity. MUjWITE" ensemble and on violin, audience, the Milner on flute Carol Vreugdenhil spite of the small // had obviously done much preparation, but achieved some exciting results. The highlight

nervous inaccuracies caused some uneasy of theprogramwas Handel's cantata, Lucrezia,

moments from Vreugdenhil. A more detailed which featured soloist Daria Salemka. Works

in the rest of the and Corelli were also approach by everyone, as by Bach performed

would have a more stable the program, produced competently by group.

result. The Music at Noon concerts were enjoyable

The full orchestra was on firmer ground for this week. Tuesday, John Goulart on guitar

Patti the Schumann Symphony. The perennial made a noticeable impression, and

was of Bartok's Roumanian problem of intonation in the violin section Kopp's interpretation the four attractive. in the first of dances was ony distracting the Laurier Brass Quintet movements. Special commendation should On Thursday, of all French music, be made to various wind players; to Heather performed a program the slow movement, to the from renaissance to Hill on oboe during madrigals arrangements transition The soloist for horns during the tension-building of Debussy piano preludes.

and the clarinets Dan Warren on into the fourth movement, to Loeillet's Sonata was piccolo

be for his throughout the work. trumpet, and he is to commended After the intermission, the orchestra once presentation. Despite the pretentious manner with more comfortable of of the musicians, the was again proved that it is some program Romantic repertoire. The soloist for the well-chosen and skillfully performed.

Fab duo at Chadd's

similar, a that works to by Scott Richards effectively blending both fluid the world. While the theiradvantage. They have melodic, Chadd's is moving up in voices which they adapt tothe toneofthe piece place is pretty dated, it outclassed itself easily also have a the of the they're performing. They great on Thursday night with presence and sense of humour. Their show isn't talented local musicians, Dave Bootle Rob totally the mellow; one of best of the evening Stewart. parts imitation followed was Dave's of Mister Rogers, On the evenings they perform at Chadd's, by Rob singing Nasty Spiders, a children's they divide the night, Dave entertaining in the that's a good laugh. Lounge and Rob performing in the Dining song be the Room until 10:00, after which they work the At times they seemed to fighting didn't Lounge until close. noise of the crowd, although this phase said Dave. In the Lounge from eight until ten, Dave them. "We're background music,"

himself the His "The audience is listening while they're sings, accompanying on piano. their on the 15th was wide and about day, range of music drinking, talking, worrying varied: he began with Bruce Springsteen's their work, the girl they just met. But if we and wonder- what Dancin' in the Dark, followed by David Wilcox's stopped they'd stop too

Cheap Beer Joint and moving into his own happened." at original ballad, I Can Believe in You (A Song for Rob and Dave met over the summer

Laura). Canada's Wonderland, where they were both Pirate While Dave is in the Lounge, Rob plays performing in Don Quixote's Great

had been at guitar in the Dining Room. His usual style is to Attack. Rob, who performing had move from table to table playing to the Chadd's since the previous February, him and in atmosphere, which is suited to the English and Dave perform with one night, regularly Irish folk tunes and other folk music. September, Dave began appearing duet When they perform, either as a or as well.

accompanying each other, they have no set

style but rather draw from varied numbers they They have no definite plans; right now the Wonderland lets them know, measuring the mood of their audience money they made at

and soliciting requests. drift around. "We're having fun with music,"

Between them they performed a mix of said Rob. "Although we're serious about with tunes including Blue Moon (introduced music in a way, when it comes to entertaining,

a reference to An American Werewolf in we're really just interested in entertaining

Bo and a time. We'll do London), Jangles, and Time in a Bottle. people having good

out in They also performed two Simon ana anything to entertain, even back-Hips the Garfunkel hall." numbers, as well as some Lionel KITCHENER Ritchie. While be too Their music addition to Chadd's Lionel Ritchie may a little is a great for and would in Wilf sugary some stomachs, their treatment of be even better s on a Friday

the If want to songs, and especially the guitar work, or Saturday night. you keep a s made for music. out this is FK.M2S SaxNOV.24 easy-listening Thursday night relatively peaceful,

While they stress the independence of their an option to consider. Dave BootJe and Rob

voices Stewart Chadd's won ye roc partnership, their styles and are are at every Thursday night. Mitms i am. 1984 THE CORD WEEKLY 14 Thursday, November 22,

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8-8 tie gives champs the blue

and Mike Millotte. TheGolden Hawks by Eric Beyer

tied the score at 13:51 of the second A shoot-out occurred on

while was off for November 14th at Waterloo Arena period Duggan drilled the as the Golden Hawks after hooking. "Psycho" Sykes

shot in the left-hand afte> squandering an early 4- i lead, bare!"/ top corner shot bounced off managed an 8-8 tic against the CJ of T Giencross' initial a and £sneppard purees Blues' defenseman's leg went

from the net for an extra sttscKer right to number Id. !ne equahzer

was also assisted Beckon. !-aurier's Joe Hrysko, assisted by Ray oy At 5:08 of the third Kremei, scored the equalizer v/ith ten period, the Biues after seconds remaining in the contest. regained the lead, a shot

Blues' forward Don McLaughlin from outside the blueline went Bienkowski's was the first player to score, as he through legs. Back-up

tucked the puck just inside the post goaltender John Sheppard was then 1:19 of first in the Lauriet on a breakaway at the put net in an important

period. The Hawks answered with strategic move by Coach Wayne

four successive goals, starting at Gowing. With 4:34. Tim Giencross, on a floating the Golden Hawk fans on the

shot from point-man Jim Quinn, edge of their seats Mike Gazzola with

managed to deflect the puck past help from Kremer and Whistle tied the 7-7 goalie John Kemp. Joel Levesque score at 5:49. Sixteen seconds later, Millotte also assisted on the play. Hawk hushed Laurier fans with his second captain Rob Whistle gave the Hawks

a one-goal lead on a power play consecutive goal.

screen shot from Doug Marsden. As time ticked down, the Hawks

Joe Hrysko, assisted by Jim Quinn tried to salvage a point from what

and Dave looked the Benton, made it 3-1 at in first period to be a sure

10:57. Less than two minutes later, victory. With 25 seconds left in the

Bene another mismatched "Psycho" Sykesadded game, a scrap broke Laurier's with tally on score sheet, out just inside the Laurier zone

help from Dave Benton. between Doug Marsden and the The Blues scored of a couple very considerably larger Mike Savage.

at 17:50 and 18:30 of timely goals After the players were sent to the the first with period some opportune penalty-box, the puck was placed in "cherry-picking". Doug Caines the face-off outside the Hawk zone.

scored on a from Darren set-up After winning the face-off, the Hawks Boyko to unsettle the Hawks close to quickly got the puck in the the first intermission. Thehome side opposition zone while goalie Carl J. Van Lancschoot continued to here photo by sag, leading to the Venler, we come Sheppard quickly fled to the bench. Blues' third of in the last goal the contest. HawksTodd Smith (5) and Beric Sykes (15) join on celebration after Wednesday's Hrysko scored after prolonged chaos After scoring a couple of goals just 8-8 tie with the Toronto Blues. The tying goal, scored by Joe Hrysko, came with just ten in front of the Blues' net. before the first intermission, the Hawks the Yeoman. After the incensed Blues' seconds left in the game. The have taken first place away from York game, Blues were fired for the second up Coach Tom Watt criticized period. After Joel Levesque's power placement of the face-off following play tally at 3:35, assisted by Quinn the penalties. He believed the face-off and Doug Marsden, the Blues scored Hawks stun Athenas should have been taken from within consecutive in three goals less thana the Laurier zone. minute, to take a 6-5 lead. their second league match of the On the other side of the rink, an The Blues the lead to the Cord ahead at 10-9 and went on Hawks regained as Special Waterloo, season. The overpowered the elated Coach Gowing did not see their record 2-0 the Dave Drouillard beat Bienkowski Improving to to win 15-13. at Gryphons, winning in 3 straight anything wrong with the placement team defeated 9:47 with assists from women's volleyball Coach Leach felt that this was by 15-2. McLaughlin of the controversial face-off. games, 15-3, 15-13, rivals of cross-town University far the most exciting match as well as in five last Waterloo Athenas games the most positive one that the team the Hawks' week The victory proved has played so far this season. "Our

over the Athenas pre-season victory players refused to lay down and play

fluke. The Hawks did We have was no so by dead. could very easily lost

the match 3 to but taking games 2, that third game, we didn't and I ■ which extended their unbeaten been the think that may have turning

streak to two in as games, many point for us. Even though the fourth

regular-season starts. and we did have game went so long

This victory marked the first time the opportunities to win, I think the

Laurier has ever beaten the Athenas could players knew we do it in league play. Coach Cookie Leach eventually."

was especially satisfied by the back- One of the most positive things

to-back victories over the Athenas. that came out of the match was the

"I've waited 9 for years this victory players' ability to keep their cool and I minute of it." and make the smart enjoyed every under pressure in Game 1 saw both teams play plays. "We had about 40-50 fans

"Those the bunch of were greatest fans I've ever seen. They destroyed Waterloo for us."

tentative but the Hawks their and those kids were volleyball, gym

prevailed, winning 15-11. In game 2 cheering so loudly, our players the Hawks appeared to let down and couldn't hear each other out on the

lost 15-10. With4 quick points by the court. Those were the greatest

Hawks in it if game 3, appeared as bunch of fans I've ever seen. They

the an team was on its way to easy destroyed Waterloo for us!" did victory. But the Hawks not score Stressing the team's effort, Leach

another led point until the Athenas said, "The six of them played so well

11-4. Here the team seemed to re- as a unit. When one let down a little,

and back to win 15-13. another would with an group, fought come up fire Game 4, by far the most exciting incredible play to get the going

game of the match, took 40 minutes again. They were doing things I didn't

know were of the they capable doing! to complete and provided many "I can't praise Laurier fans with entertaining Marg (Mizuik)

enough," Leach added. "She can volleyball, although the Hawks make a set out of 19-17. The good just about eventually lost that game When anything. can make a Hawks were not about to let this you time the good attack every you En garde photo by Carl J. Van Lancschoot match slip through their fingers. In get ball, you can't help but win." another exciting which saw Hawk Rob Whistle found himself engaged in a game, captain fencing duel with a Toronto player 2 Last Friday the team travelled to the score remainwithin 1 or points the Blues, which ended in 8-8 tie. Wednesday's game with an in Guelph to take on the Gryphons all the way, the team finally pulled 16 Thursday, November 22, 1984 THE CORD WEEKLY

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The third period saw the Hawks control of the Six regain game. Hawks 5 minutes into the period, Beric Sykes

gave the Hawks breathing room as Gaels 5 Schniing / he netted his 6th goal of the season. The play started behind RMC's net Wade made no mistake as he beat

and where Sykes had the puck. Twice Bienkowski high over the

"Psycho" was knocked off his feet shoulder. Queen's tied the contest

but he managed to retain control of with only one minute and thirty-two

the puck, regain his footing, skate in seconds left to play. A loose puck

and front of the net jam the puck past bounced out to the face-off circle

the RMC goalkeeper. The Hawks where a Queen's player quickly beat

presetted the shut-out and the game Bienkowski to the short side with a

ended two to nothing. Laurier low hard wrist shot. Queen's outshot

outshot RMC 31-22. The Redmen Laurier 28 to 26.

did have 4 power play opportunities Hawkey Talk: Dave Aitchison's

while the Hawks had none. shoulder injury was not as serious as

Sunday's result against Queen's originally thought. Instead of having

was, to say the least, a problems with a pin in his shoulder, it

is disappointment. The Hawks saw a 5 now appears as if Dave suffering

from in to 2 third-period lead evaporate and tendonitis. Aitchison did play both weekend Len Redmond they had to settle for a 5-5 draw. games. broke his Tim Glencross opened the eight-game scoring

six minutesinto the with his scoring game by drought goal against Queen's. Tim sliding the puck through the goalie's Glencross' goal and after assist Queen's him 15 pads receiving a pass from Joe against gives 9 which him Hrysko. Queen's had the better of the points in games makes

scoring opportunities in the first the team's leading scorer. Veteran Kevin period but Hawk goaltender Steve Casey has started practicing

Bienkowski came The with the team and he should be in the up big. first line when period ended up with Laurier ahead up Friday Laurier travels to

by one. Brock. The status of Todd Hoffman

and is in After four and a half minutes, it goaltender John Sheppard

was Joe after missed the to Hrysko's turnto be set up by question they trip Glencross. Hrysko, alone in front, Kingston. The Hawks' next home

stuffed the is neatly puck high over the game against Ryerson on Saturday shoulder of the Queen's netminder. at 7 p.m. at the Waterloo Arena.

Hawks badgered

with by Gregg Paisley scorers included Helen Rutchyj 11 points and 10 assists, and Helga

The women's basketball Hawks Bliefert with eight. Leslie Kamps

won a hard-fought 67-52 overtime chipped in five points despite being

contest over Ryerson last in foul trouble for much of the game.

Wednesday, in the team's final Lynn Borgogelli led Ryerson with 18

exhibition game. points before fouling out.

The Hawks, who held a It the 2S-18 was a different story at

haiftime faced a lead, strong regular season opener on Saturday

challenge from Ryerson at the start in St. Catherine's against Brock. The of the second half. This determined Badgers, one of the strongest teams

by the Rams them a 50-43 the defeated the play gave in country last year, lead with three minutes to go. In the Hawks 95-28. The Hawks put in a

last three minutes, a Coach trapping strong effort, but according to defense and some key freethrows Jeffries, Brock used its "great

resulted in a 50-50 tie at the end of quickness to force many turnovers, C • , regulation time. baskets." ' After down the leading to easy fast break you've gone slopes for the last time in the day, remember In the overtime the Hawks half, period, Brock a 46-17leadat the the sensation of the snow-filled wind in face held your with Hiram Walker Schnapps. renewed their offensive pressure and and continued to dominate in the Its flavour cool, minty is as as a of snow. refreshing spray ran ten unanswered the up points en second half. Leslie Kamps led route to the Rams 17-2 outscoring in scoring with nine points and Claire HIRAM WALKER SCHNAPPS. the extra period. Hawk Sue O'Brien for Joyal added six. Top scorers

WHAT A led all scorers with 30 with 22 DIFFERENCE A NAME MAKES. points, Brock were Joanne Drake including 6 in overtime.Other Hawk points and Moreen Kelly with 17. THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, November 22, 1984 17

sports

Cagers down Rams LOOTON by Dave "Stumper" Mcintosh

Aggression must be the name of

the in for game order Laurier's men's basketball team to be successful. POSTERS The Golden Hawks were aggressive

and won, but when they were laid

back, they lost and their exhibition

record dropped to 2-6.

Before home crowds, they

knocked off Ryerson for the second

straight time last Saturday, but were

beaten by the Waterloo Titans last Looton orders will be run Thursday. No

The aggressive, full-court style of of pressing game, which the Golden after the last day classes, Hawks are trying to establish, did the trick against the Ryerson Rams, as December 5.

the Hawks celebrated a 80-72

triumph. This time the Rams made

more mistakes than the Hawks.

Control of the game see-sawed as

Laurier had plenty of shots, but

Ryerson controlled the rebounds. Orders will be until Against Ryerson, the Hawks were accepted led by Chuck Klassen, who had 21 Steve Forden November points. Captain added 28 without penalty to his impressive stats with a total of 17 points. of late charge. After Thursday's loss to the 1 itans,

Laurier realized that they could not afford to lay back and let the other

take the team control of game. The

Titans showed why this is true by

dumping the Hawks 75-60. -I Coulthard's club did not show EBI their usual intensity, and the coach made the best of this situation by

substituting players who ordinarily I would not play. First-year centre Ron photo by Karim VJrani

Moravek responded with one basket Hawks Chuck Klassen (50) and Greg White (22) find j in and two attempts fine defensive themselves outnumbered under their own basket during last | ! | the final minutes of the plays during week's 75-60 exhibition loss to the Waterloo Titans. second half. 1 1

To the Hawks which stay competitive, Tournament, at Waterloo, this year, but she Hawks know they have remain the now to aggressive, no begins on Friday. Laurier begins have their hands full because

matter what the cost while to 3:00 trying tournamentagainst Manitoba at Manitobawon the tournament while

limit fouls. Coulthard's crew will be Laurier did face .Manitoba in the Hawks defeated p.m. not were in two tested this weekend in the Naismith Manitoba exhibition series earlier the straight games.

Volleyball team suffers loss

by Rob Bissonnette which have blessed "luckv bounce" completed a three-game sweep over

Laurier to this in the season The men's volleyball Hawks took point the Gryphons. The support was well-

were were The team's feelings received their traveling road show to Guelph gone. by the team and helped to

best summed Mike Paull who them to 15-9 win. last Friday night, but the Gryphons up by carry a third-game

described as "an the proved to be show stoppers as they Guelph's play The momentum provided by defeated three to hit around blocks." short-lived Laurier gamesto one. uncannyability women was as Laurier The loss Laurier's first The Hawks worked hard win. lost the fourth and was of the to game the match. The further the harder The season and leaves them with a fine 2 they sank, match was considered to be and 1 record. they worked to gain control of the of extreme importance to the Hawks G^PE match and this seemed only to make because of its effect on Laurier's The Hawks simply couldn't put a things worse for them. playoff chances down the road. couple of wins together. Guelph took Although the team lost, Coach Smith the match 15-13, 15-10, 9-15, 15-10. The future of the match remains "very optimistic about the Going into the match, the two teams appeared team's chances." bleak until they received some much playoff Last were considered well-matched and year, needed vocal the team claimed the last Saturday November 24 support, which came playoff this is evident in the scores. from the women's volleyball team. spot, taking a back seat to Guelph It if the was as timely spike and the The women's team had who finished in third place. just SKINNY JIM and

THE WILDCATSTRIKE Hawks Birds away Flying °° 8 Special to the Cord at Cover e" $2.00 Charge op The men's badminton team v°° competed in the first tournament

of on November 10 4 the season largest satellite screens in town and 11 at McMaster. The team ESPN SPORTS SCREEN & MTV participated in both singles and

doubles play, winning 26 out of All day and night! 30 matches. Team members

included: Todd Schwindt, lan

Russell, Eric Fletcher, Eric Calder PIZZA SPECIALS

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Steve a 6' scored 10 Forden, guard, Sue O'Brien, a s'B'' forward from the What's a points the Waterloo Titans against women's basketball team, led the and 17 points in last 3-MAR? against Ryerson Hawks with 30 points in last

" : ' '■ -v-V • ->• week's men's >' basketball action. Wednesday's 67-52 overtime win

over the Ryerson Rams. 18 Thursday, November 22, 1984 THE CORD WEEKLY

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by 8,751 delirious fans who literally

shook Guelph's Alumni Stadium.

Guelph's opponents in the College Bowl will be the Mount Allison

L ffM Mounties who beat the heavily 112 _ fffr favoured Queen's Golden Gaeis 29-

17 in the Atlantic Bowl in Halifax.

The strong running of John

who Godrey had 107 yards on 22

carries, sparked the Gryphons to

third their straight upset playoff victory. The usually reliable

combination of Randy Walters to Pari

held I Nov. 31st I Ceci was in check for the most part by the Calgary defense. Calgary I quarterback Lew Lawrick was good (Saturday, Dec. Ist) 22 of on 40 passes for 218 yards, but

with the was unable to come big I Pre-New Year's Eve Bash I up play when it was needed.

Gueiph got on track quickly in this I • I Come for the an into bubbly game by turning interception a touchdown when Darryl Skuse I • Semi-formal I went 15 yards on the reverse. The photo by Karim Vlrani Gryphons were pretty much in Gueiph Gryphon running back John who carried I Wear a tie fl Godry, control of the opening quarter and the bali 22 times for 107 yards, was instrumental in Guelph's * led 7-0 at its conclusion. Calgary y* one upset victory over the Calgary Dinosaurs. (Tie on!) completely dominated the second

and managed to narrow the the with a and led 8-7. quarter quarter single Gryphons 11 yard line. Calgary had ©HOTEto WATERLOO (5f to 7-6 halftime. their lead to 12-7 after gap by Gueiph upped three cracks at a touchdown, the last

4 St. N. & Waterloo second little King (King Erb) 885-5840 The half produced a field and a with j, goal single. one coming no time left on the scoring but much excitement. The real excitement started in the clock, but each pass was incomplete tied 7 In the Calgary the score at early last minute of the when the game preventing Calgary from defending third quarter, but Gueiph closed out Dinosaurs marched down to the the national title.

Troop for President

the by Dave Stacey Trophy. This trophy is awardedto

top defensive player in Canadian the the Despite problems Golden university footbaii, excluding Hawks had this winning games year, linemen. The winner will be of the members had one team a announced tonight at the Westin

Hotel in Toronto. with Campus Marketing is third This just Alex's year of

football Laurier. In he YOUR BEST DEAL TO FLORIDA at his first year, was Laurier's nomination as rookie

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* Four)," the era of beanie letter sweaters more interested (with the Big • Afull list of discounts to F fIH caps, pre-arranged save you money m |H ) * A Daytona Beach Hp' B| and crowds of alumni coming to Dubeau said. "McGill's opportunity

• Travel to representatives insure a smooth and a fl SB trip cheer "the old alma mater", with the to increase revenue will be very 1 91 goodtime added bonus of lots of fresh bucks attractive." excursions • Optional side to Disney World. Epcot. deep its Bruce Colter, head of athletics at sea fishing, party cruises, etc for sports program. Lennoxville, Quebec's two other in • AJI taxes and tips English Bishops' University universities think it's an expensive Quebec, said times have changed

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Feb 16 McGiil to out of the Football ' plans pull outdrew the Canadian FOR FURTHER INFORMATION I Quebec University Athletics League. football Association and form a new league Concordia University ■ return: with Queen's, University of Toronto, coach Skip Rochette said the annual 16- I M and — the David Battaglia Sun., Feb. 24 Western Ontario actually a Shaughnessey Cup game, and revival of the popular 1940's year-old rivalry between McGill I or Cameron Galbraith B — well-attended grouping the Big Four. Concordia, is the most Montreal. "It's going to our alumni university football in I at 886-0864 JB bring game back Rochette doubts a McGill- required (to games)," AAcGill Athletics says he much Director Bob Dubeau said. "There's Toronto game will draw as

IN TOURS' 9 interest. I Sponsored by Campus Marketing 'fcXPERIENCEDPROftSSJONAIS COLLEGE going to be a lot more When interest. Carleton, Bishop's (Universities) 1984 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, November 22, 19 sports N Scoreboard - 'h— Football Hockey f7V CIACJ OCIAA RESULTS | G W L T F A PT Laurier 8 Toronto 8 piz|4 Laurier RESULTS 9 6 1 2 59 32 14 Queen's 3 RMC 3 York 10 6 0 Atlantic Bowl 4 55 38 12 Western 8 York 5 Western 5 5 0 0 30 17 10 9 Brock ML Allison 29 Queen's 17 Guelph 4 Laurentian 8 4 2 2 63 40 10 Laurier 2 RMC 0 Toronto Central Bowl 5 4 0 1 39 17 9 Waterloo 11 Ryerson 6 Guelph 6 4 1 1 30 27 9 Windsor Guelph 12 Calgary 7 6 Laurentian 6 Windsor 8 4 3 1 46 30 9 Queen's 8 McMaster 7

Queen s 9 3 4 2 37 48 8 Guelph 7 York 6 Future Games RMC 113 7 1 51 57 7 Brock 8 Ryerson 5 RMC Saturday Waterloo 8 3 5 0 33 57 6 7 McMaster 6 I Brock 9 2 6 1 48 62 5 Laurentian 5 Windsor 4 Mt Allison vs. Guelph & McMaster 7 1 5 1 31 38 3 Laurier 5 Queen's 5 Vanier Cup Ryerson 7 0 7 0 24 83 0 Varsity Stadium, Toronto spaghetti house Future Games

Volleyball INTRAMURAL HOCKEY Friday 103 KING ST N WATERLOO STANDINGS Laurier at Brock I 886-1010 or 886-1011 OCiAA West TEAM Q W L T F A PT Queen's at McMaster

Ryerson at Western Bedrockers 5 4 0 1 23 6 9 G W L T F A PT in Italian Dishes Waterloo 3 3 0 0 9 2 6 Bad Company 5 4 1 0 27 9 8 Saturday Specializing

Western 3 2 1 0 8 3 4 The Unit 5 4 1 0 21 12 8 Ryerson at Laurier CHECK OUT OUR MENU . . Laurier 3 2 1 0 7 5 4 Molson-Pastas 4 3 0 1 16 9 7 Queen's at Brock 3 2 1 0 6 4 4 Guelph Waterloo Canadians at Guelph MEAT DISHES PASTAS SIDE DISHES Brock 3 0 3 0 19 0 Laurentian at RMC The Machine Chicken Cacciatore Rigatoni & Meat Sauce Home Garlic McMaster 3 0 3 0 19 0 5 3 1 1 20 13 7 made Bread Veal Rotim and Meat Sunday Parmigiana Sauce Tossed Salad Blitzed 4 2 2 0 17 9 4 Tortollini Veal Scallopmi & Meat Sauce Breaded Mushrooms Veal Cacciatore Ravioli & Laurentian Meat Sauce Breaded Zucchini RESULTS Molesters 5 2 3 0 16 15 4 at RMC include Cheese Ravioli Dinners roll, side order ot Mixed Mushrooms. Zucchini A 3 MD.'s 4 2 2 0 spaghetti and salad Gnocchi and Meat Sauce & Breaded Guelph 3 Laurier 1 14 13 4 Wednesday Cheese Sticks All sorts of Spaghetti Dishes Waterloo 3 Brock 0 Hard Booze 5 2 3 0 10 17 4 at Western Guelph ~ Western 3 McMaster 0 Bears HOME MADE LASAGNA Waterloo at Toronto . & HOME MADE CANNELLONI BuSineSS HoUrS 5 1 4 0 17 22 2 Thursday Comp-Elec TUESDAY SPECIAL Mon & Tucs n . 12 mid McMaster at Brock TNUC 4 1 3 0 10 18 2 and Wed. Sl Thur. 11-1 Buy one panzerotti at regular price get a.m.

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Brock 3 2 1 0 6 4 4 Waterloo 1 1 0 0 60 55 2

Waterloo 4 2 2 0 10 8 4 Guelph 2 1 1 0 109 107 2

Windsor 3 1 2 0 5 6 2 Western 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Western 2 0 2 0 2 6 0 McMaster 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Guelph 3 0 3 0 1 9 0 Laurier 1 0 1 0 28 95 0

Windsor 2 0 2 0 105 125 0 RESULTS I CORONETI RESULTS Laurier 3 Waterloo 2

McMaster 3 Waterloo 2 Guelph 54 Windsor 47

Laurier 3 Guelph 0 Brock 95 Laurier 28 Brock 3 Windsor 0 Future Games Future Games Saturday

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Sports quiz SATURDAY NOVEMBER 24

by Dave Stacey

1. When the Edmonton Eskimos their won 2. What two teams played in the 1984 JAMES COTTON 5 between Grey Cups 1978 and 1982, how European Champions Cup final? of those many victories came in Western 3. Who won the Yates Cup in 1984? cities? 4. Where did the Calgary Flames play their BLUES BAND home games before moving into the Olympic Saddledome?

5. After the 1984 Summer Olympics, who is Advance Tickets 2 for 1

Answers considered the greatest athlete in the world? 6. for WLU Students How many head coaches have the Thunderbirds Toronto Maple Leafs had, including Dan Columbia British of University 10. Maloney? Chukkers 9. 7. What sport do the Los Angeles Clippers Fella Cam 8. play? Basketball 7. Fri. Nov. 30 LEE AARON I 8. What horse was referred to as "The 17 6. Sat. Dec. JOHNNY WINTER 1 Pacing Machine"? 1 Thompson Daley 5. 9. If hockey has periods, what does polo Fri. Dec. 7 DAN HILL Corral The 4. have? Gryphons Guelph of University 3. Sat. Dec. 8 MACLEAN AND MACLEAN | 10. Who won the CIACJ soccer Liverpool and Benfica 2. I Sat. Dec. 22 HONEYMOON SUITE 1 championship in 1984? None 1. 22, 1934 THE CORD WEEKLv 20 Thursday, November

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Please apply to these peopie in tickets on sale now the WLCiSG office. First year at the INFO Centre welcome. students are especially Nuts to Underfunding a success

The Wilfrid Laurier Student Union is Byers said he felt having information calling its available to Byers said about 75 people were on hand at effort to students week-long educate students about for the whole week both the threat was valuable and at midnight the library, and more than 60 posed to the Ontario's students university the important. "It was pretty low profile, it system by Bovey so was a good showed for WLUSU's up coffee and donut break at 2 Commission a success. idea to have it all week going to the long, leading up a.m. Byers, who left around 4 "It's a.m., said Erich Schultz, really hard to but study-in at the measure I think library (that) was a to everyone got great way wrap it chief told him lot librarian, that about 5 students a of value from he stayed it," said WLUSU President up," said. Kevin the whole Byers. night.

Nancy Novinka, WLUSU director, was also of The distribution of one peanuts, underthe "Nuts slogan the WLUSU board members to who participated in the Underfunding", went well, with more than 400 baas library study-in. "I mainly stayed in one area but the sold. The $90 raised will be sent to Bette Stephenson, five or six people to Minister did speak asked why the library of Colleges and I Universities, to help combat was open late," Kaake said. "I don't think the they really problem of university underfunding. understood the purpose." Byers said the committee which planned theevents terry Purseil, WLUSU arts and last director one of the week will have to meetto decide when and how to send the of Laurier money to organizers Day on November 15, had Stephenson. "We'll have to either draft a letter expressed some concern earlier about of some kind, or else schedule having the a day to qo down high flow of high school and see her," Byers said. students around the university that day. "But it went fairly well," Purseil said. "We got a lot of information out, which was

important. I think some of the high school students weren't able to it all Stephenson grasp at once; some of them had never been to a university before. But they did show

lots of interest—-it's their future, too."

WLUSU President Byers said he was confident that the students' union had done its part to protest gets and petitions underfunding, to raise students' awareness of the Bovey Commission.

"'t's to up (the Bovey Commission) now," Byers Two petitions containing about 12,000 said. "We'll have wait signatures to and see what happens." protesting the underfunding of Ontario universites were presented to Minister of Colleges and Universities Bette Stephenson in the Provincial

Legislature Nov. 15.

The petitions were presented by Liberal House November 15 : Leader Sean /y' Conway and New Democratic Party Leader Bob Rae on behalf of an alliance of student

interest groups across the province. Provincial Dav of Action Conway presented a petition of 9,043 signatures from V students, faculty, and administrative staff, while Rae's petition of 3,000 signatures was from the students at the University of Ottawa. Stephenson, who barely acknowledged the Supplement to Cord presentation, appeared unconcerned and unfazed during the She ! Weekly presentation. made no comment in the Legislature regarding the issue.

Afterwards, she would echo Stories only her earlier | by Bruce Arculus comments that it was presumptuous for students to Photos Bruce i by Arculus andy make statement any concerning the Bovey Bruce Mauie \ .jf Commission before they release the report. The report will be made public in about five weeks, Stephenson said. Thou sa

Thousands of Ontario students molbilill!dll~ctst­ secondary education underfunding du day of action Nov. 15, while more counterparts in Quebec marched on assembly to protest the government's nranr•w•A province's frozen tuition fees. The Ontario action carried out across protested the planned drop of the bomb on colleges and universities. fact-finding commission set up to plan Ontario's post-secondary education entrepreneur Edmun~ Bovey, was to that day to the provincial government, its submission for at least two weeks, and the new year. "It's not a surprise," said Beth Olley, Canada's national student lobby group, Federation of Students. Olley, who atte~nillfHII"' Parliament Hill in Ottawa which drew 1 despite the rain, says the government diffuse protest against the Bovey "That wouldn't surprise me one bit if thlll-."v'rrA doing," she said. While students rallied in the freezing students from !'Association national Quebec marched on the national ass;emllliYI•lns worked late into the night on back-tn-wnnr-111 Montreal's striking transit workers. ANEQ organizer Francois Giguere said students are protesting against the Parti government's plan to end a 14-year m!P.71•• "I think it's obvious that the people here just the radical few," said Giguere. "TheynMIDDie who, like me, want to go to school." In Ontario, students took. part in different the province. In London, more than 1,600 hall, while in Sudbury, 150 students crarn,_.tle Laurentian cafeteria for a rally. Seve students took to downtown streets, Mci\A·-·ts held a weiner roast, and enterprising dun,..lrin Laurier in Waterloo sold peanuts and money to the government for education. Only 50 people showed up for a rally at Minister Bette Stephenson's office Nov. r~.•-r·rnn organizers who expected a larger turnout Action against the Bovey report. The rally, organized by the Ontario Students, was held to protest university the Bovey Commission.

Bette calls charges 'balderdash' Minister of Colleges and Universities Bette Stephenson they know so much. I don't even know what the has dismi ·d charges that the Bovey Commission Commission is going to recommend," Stephenson said. prevented .;equate student input into its study on the ~he refused to be pressed for details on the underfundin~,; future of Ontario's universities as "balderdash". 1ssue. "There was lots of time (for students to get involved)," Stephenson did confirm reports the Bovey Commission she said. "This thing was set up when the OFS (Ontario has delayed its deadline, although Commission Chairman Federation of Students) was having their annual Edmund Bovey said in the previous week that no delays conference, 1 believe," she said. were planned. Stephenson said the Ministry should The Bovey Commission was set up late last December, receive th~ report in two weeks, but before it can be although its preliminary discussion paper was not tabled re.leased, 1t must be translated and printed. This process until June. Dunng public hearings in September, the w111 take a further three weeks, Stephenson said. Commission was strongly criticized for working within a Stephenson, who has been under pressure to release time frame that excluded sufficient student input. the report as soon as possible, said that she will do so. Stephenson absolved herself of all blame for the timing "Hopef.~lly, we.will be able to release it in about five of the Commission. "The Commission itself set the time weeks, she sa1d. frame, not the Ministry," she said. This may alleviate fears that the Ministry planned to The minister also downplayed any claims that the either hold or shelve the report. Both the Liberal and New Commission will be ignoring the crucial underfunding Democratic Parties have expressed concern that the issue, as the OFS has suggested. report be released before the provincial leadership "There is a lot of presumption on the part of the OFS. convention in late January. Perhaps they should wait until the Commission releases "Late January?" she said. "Of course it will be released its findings before they say anything. I'd like to know hov. by then." protest Bovey at Queen's Park The students, most of whom were from the Communist The Student Front marched behind a huge banner that Party of Canada (Marxist-Leninist) controlled Student proclaimed "Make the Rich Pay". They also handed out Front, marched in a tight circle shouting slogans and pamphlets protesting the rising cost of attending waving placards. university, which they said has become a "preserve for A huge 'Bust Bovey' balloon was blown up and released the sons and daughters of the rich." According to the · amidst cheers from the students. Student Front, the cost of attending university "is a The gathering was addressed afterwards by the OFS crushing burden on the working class, from whom taxes Chairperson Monika Turner. Turner later said she was are fleeced to pay the moneybags." disappointed by the turn-out, but blamed it on the Coincidentally, a jobs protest by the Communist Party weather, which was cold and wet. of Canada was wrapping up as Ottawa students arrived Students have not forgotte-n Bovey," said Turner. She for a rally at Parliament Hill in Ottawa. says the Bovey Commission recommendations will likely lead to higher tuition fees, a decline in accessibility, and cuts in programmes and courses. Turner expressed displeasure that the Student Front -with Sunny Buskermolen, Queen's Park Bureau Chief was there, saying that it reflected badly on the OFS. "But what can we do?" she said. "They have a right to demonstrate, too."

I I Ontario oblivious ' to funding crisis University underfunding is in a crisis stage, and the Ontario government is doing nothing about it, the chairperson of the Ontario Federation of Students has charged. At a press conference held the morning of the Provincial Day of Action (Nov. 15), OFS Chair Monika Turner criticized the government's refusal to address the issue. "It's not a case of us asking for more money, it's a case of asking where the·money went," Turner said. Turner cited statistics indicating that university funding has been decreasioq instead of increasing in recent years. In 1977-78, 6.3 per cent of the provincial budget went towards university funding, she said. In 1982-83, that figure has declined to 5.1 per cent. Turner blasted the Ministry for ignoring the last commission set up to look at the problems faced by Ontario's 15 universities. "The Fisher Commission of 1981 offered a clear choice to the provincial government. Eitner fund the system adequately or close as many as five universities," Turner said. The OFS has atterided all of the Bovey hearings, held province-wide in early September, Turner said. The OFS concludes the Bovey Commission will be ignoring the underfunding issue. "Tuition fees can be expected to rise from $1,052 to much as $1,753. We can expect to see course cuts and limited accessibility," she said. Turner also criticized the Bovey Commission for dismissing student concerns. "They totally ignored the student aid program, let alone address it." Liberal House lead Sean Conway, representing that party at the press conference, agreed with Turner on many of her points. "It's government by meditation," Conway said. "The Ministry's response to the Fisher Commission has been to set up another Commission three years later." Conway made note of the recent study indicating Ontario's university funding ranks the lowest of Canada ten provinces. "We live in a soc;:iety that demands we take advantage of educated people. Yet the government's own senior advisory body on university affairs said last week that Ontario is tenth and last among provinces in key areas of financial support for universities," he said. The Bovey Commission's ignorance of the status of New Democratic Party leaderBob Rae also joined in teaching assistants was pointed out by Laurel Whitney, a the condemnation of the Progressive Conservative's representative of Ontario T A's. Whitney said the education policy. "Education is an investment in the Commission did not address the issue of underfunding, future. A government that underfunds is not saving even when confronted whh low salaries (about $6000 per anything." Rae said. "It (underfunding) is nothing short of year) T A's receive. disgraceful." Howard Epstein, executive director of the Ontario Rae blamed the fiscal policies of the government for the Confederation of University Faculty Associations, said the problem. "If (Ontario Treasurer Larry) Grossman can find qovernment would have to come through with the monev $1.8 billion for the deficit, he can find a few hundred needed. Education should not be sold as a luxury, or as million for the university system. This is a case for a a high-level consumer good. We are simply going to have significant one-shot catch.;.up," he said. to fund our system better," Epstein said. Comment

Bovey threatens university : OFS

Bette told that access to elite' university out of touch to learn of the Stephenson us system In the past 3 years, the Ontario province, we began It still is. with the needs of of deliberate schemes university was far from equal. genuine Ontario government has established two consequences to Work by prominent sociologists, such society. commissions and inquiries into "downscale" Ontario's university and Dr. Larter It is the belief of the Ontario as Dr. Paul Anisef Sylvia university education in the province. In system. University administrators and shows to be done to Federation of Students that their representatives of the need that much remains post- 1981, the Fisher report on the Future spoke from education exists to enrolment attract students lower secondary serve the Role of Universities in Ontario stated to cut by 10%, or some capable income ethnic to needs of the of the Canadian 20.000 to live within the and backgrounds majority that the province was faced with a clear students, Given John Porter's and, therfore, should be to university. analysis people choice—either fund the system funding premise given the in the to meet those needs. Commission. of education and social mobility organized adequately or close some universities. Canadian mosaic, decisions to limit University education in Ontario should What has been the government's Who will be the 20.000 students the enrolment would be socially not exist to serve partial interest of response? It has refused to adequately denied accessibility to university education is inequitable. any elite. Higher fund the system. According to a 1984 education if this scenario becomes The Ontario Federation of Students subsidized by the people of Canada report of the Ontario Council on reality? In the past several years, believes that the real choice lying and must belong to the people of University Affairs fOC'JA), from the university education has become Commission's formation Canada. It is our firm conviction that to and behind the period 1977/78 to 1982/83, increasingly available citizens the Ontario the interests of Ontario students have the traditional should be put directly to "cumulatively, the universities groups outside of 18- to The is coincide with the interests of Ontario These public for its decision. choice absorbed a $255 million reduction in 24-year-old age cohort new it is a choice at in the maintenance of the relatively straight-forward: society large a real income". Furthermore, report groups, including women, franco- and between a quality, universally high quality universally accessible slates that "the share of totai income phones, and Native Canadians, have high in Ontario. Our accessible university system catering -o university system future from provincial sources has dropped previously had little contact with the Ontario's economic and social needs depends on it. from 63.5% in 1977/78 to 58.0% in opportunities provided by university the need for a 1982/83. Two at including highly Government operating grants education. years ago, a educated in teh broadest The Executive of the and capital grants averaged 9.9% and conference sponsored by the Council of populace Students terms, a small socially Ontario Federation of 36.5% below their respective 1977/78 Ministers of Education of Canada, Dr. possible or

levels in real terms."

During its presentation in September

1983 to a Legislature Standing

Committee on Bill 42, the Council of

Ontario Universities, a voluntary

association of presidents, offered this

analysis of the financial situation facing Ontario's universities; "they are still Lack of funds WLU being expected to accomplish more stops project with less, and when these favourable

short-term condditions should seek answers oth no longer apply, Universities have always been estimated that our reserves are valued Commission' will and the their precarious position quickly associated with learning and this truth at about $8 million. Yet the "inventory than rationalization, Provincial become Ontario must to the apparent", cannot be erased nor modified. In the of Physical Facilities of Government respond

the Today, Ontario university system last ten months, the Provincial Universities: 83-84", conducted by current malaise of underfunding.

is in this precarious position. Rather Government revealed that Wilfrid Laurier has once again pursued COU, WLUSU Comment than the needs of Ontario's ranked close to the bottom in heeding another study into post-secondary University

universities and as a whole, the of society education. Unfortunately, the space inventory as a percentage on the Bavey Commission

was to establish government's response Government and the previous needs. Not only is the gross space the Bovey Commission. Despite the elements of the Commissions have all neglected to insufficient, but some rhetoric of the six months, Minister the past — Music and respond to the real pr-oWe m University, notably of and Universities, Bette in Colleges underfunding. The Universities must Sciences, operate in facilities badly articulated the mandate of Stephenson, continue to dedicate themselves to the need of renewal to suit their particular the Commission quite clearly last acquisition, preservation and functions. "It is clear to us that December when she stated that its task 73 all transmission of knowledge. Currently In Laurier's year history, capital

a detailed the status in was "to produce operational to with the of the F.C. quo the funding pursue these objectives projects, exception plan to effect change in the university is not being met. Peters Building, which received a universities cannot be system" requiring "fundamental Provincial the Universities have been increasingly capital grant, University retained changes...to some or all of the alternative indefinately. consuming capital stocks to avoid large has depended on funding. institutions". deficits Since 1970, Laurier's residence by foregoing needed space A university is no This plan is an operational simply expenditures on maintenance and has decreased from 30%, the accepted effort to implement "rationalization" different than a renovations. It has been estimated that provincial level, to 15%; MacDonald across the province. Rationalization, Residence since been there is a massive gap of some $76 House has business or industry." however, has not been based on million between university capital converted to an academic building. The but C. rational and planning, is -Edmund Bovey long-term requirements (including equipment) and "Excellence in the Eighties" program

has become a codeword for continued N the present allocations. Here at Laurier, an obvious attempt to respond to cutbacks infunding. As the government the Administration has felt compelled to under-funding.;

Ontario Federation of Students followed has follow thss trend, as a defense to Underfunding affected us, as the Bovey Commission around the government underfunding. It is Laurier students. The 'Bovey

News comment by Bruce Arculus

Strange encounter sparks new thoughts

the human Donut to attract all It wiil or sensed element, it all down shops seem concentrate instead upon two, I he was looking at me comes to walks of life, at the trend rationaitzation, I looked dollars and cents. as well be though night, which means re- very intensely. up. Might towards the lower end of a piece of gaddam cement." is the scale. structuring or drastic tuition hikes, "What are you writing?" he asked Three Cement. Uh-huh. a.m. on Monday night found course cuts and specialized training "My autobiography," I replied, and "Look, feel yours truly morosely stirring coffee in schools— in other words, the end of went back to work. Again, the I sorry for you kids. There's than Donut Queen, trying to sum up, in the traditional university. sensation of being stared at. nothing better an education. words or all the horrible But know all this. We When will realize that 1,500 less, we know that "Are you somebody famous or they

that will to schools 90% of all things happen our the government has systematically and something?" he questioned. people can never go to

as a result of the university? Let's not cut out the Bovey Commission,, short-sightedly slashed the financial How could I lie? "Yes, as a matter of

The was not well. thinkers, the 10%. It's writing going resources available to schools. We fact. I write for the Cord Weekly, the elightist, I tell

After all, what more can know that this student you." anyone say trend wiil probably newspaper at WLU."

about the Bovey Commission? We all continue the "What because we have Bovey are you writing about?" came Hang on. One minute ago, you were

Know that our schools are a the facing Commission. inevitable question. calling me a piece of cement. Now I'm

severe financial crisis, as government Yes, we know all this. The only thing "The Bovey Commission. Heard of a thinker?

is nothing short of atrocious. we do at is wait it?" I in the world around. unding can this point until replied my best haughty "Every day goes

We ail know that universal these extreme At 1,000 miles an hour, measures are manner. I had no time for this guy. every day, is threatened; the announced. What be said every month, and And accessibility system more can "Oh, yeah, wasn't that delayed or every year. to when it who's ! acks the capital for expansion seems that we are simply something? he asked. getting smarter? The

accommodate the influx of repeating our views, while the isn't smarter, higher ones Hmm. The man is aware. "Yes, for government getting any students into all who make the is university. We know decisions are not about five weeks," I replied. anyone getting any smarter? I really

hat the of education will suffer listening. "it's wonder..." quality elightest you know, the whole ;? He fell I universities become simply training Donut shops are marvellous places damn system," he said. silent, and slowly returned

the kind to schools for marketplace. for this of depression, i watched El-ee-tist, I corrected him gently, my writing.

be certain the fellow sit and Eventually, to We can fairly Bovey an older ambie in, down, "it's elightest," he insisted. "That he got up leave.

ission will a coffee. lit a omr not suggest any order He cigarette, and i damn Commission. It's wiping out the "Keep thinking," he said. ifusi of institutions. returned After "I intend I n capital into our to my writing. a minute human element. When they wipe out to," replied.