Professor Denied Tenu Higher-Ups
See p il iln r inl, page i Dr. Kirsner said, "i don't consider it appropriate to com By PHYLLIS HONIG ment on the vote. The vote is passed on to the dean, who euiotr "The whole decision making process passes it on to higherjechelons." A member of the department of foreign languages has During an interview with UM President Henry King been denied tenure by the administration and he believes he case has been colored from its very beginning Stamford and Vice President for Academic Affairs Carl Mc had been denied primarily because of his faculty unionizing by the vehement anti-union sentiments so freely Kenry, Dr. Gorman said ihov informed him his appeal would activities. be placed in the hands of the Committee on Rank, Salary, and Conditions of Employment. Dr. John Gorman, who came tn UM as an assistant expressed, both publicly and privately, by so professor of German in the fall or 1967, said, "I expected to Dr. Gorman said letters written to Dr. Stanford by receive tenure in May 1973, but was given a terminal contract many of those who have passed judgement on students in his behalf were missing from the file given to the instead." Committee. After he pressed the matter, the Committee was me* finally able to obtain the letters from the President's office. Tenure, says the Faculty Manual, is when "any faculty member having tenure shall have his appointments continued —Dr. John Gorman, According to the Faculty Manual, he says he might have from year to year without necessity for annual or other already acquired tenure. He said his prior service at Lamar renewal thereof." assistant professor of German State College in Beaumont, Texas should have been included A terminal contract, the Facility Manual states, is one in in his probationary period for the earning of tenure. which a regular appointment to tne faculty may be terminated Dr. Gorman said he tried several times to get his service at the close of any academic year within the probationary lored from its very beginning by the vehement anti-union sons in my department, who have neither doctorates, nor pub at Lamar included on his record with little success. period of seven years by written notice, "either by the Univer sentiments so freely expressed, both publicly and privately, lications, are being retained, promoted, and granted tenure," sity of intention not to appdint or by the faculty member of "I had already acquired tenure as of May, 1973, when I by so many of those who have passed judgement on me. he said. "Under these circumstances, the decision to terminate had received a contract continuing my employment at the intention not to return. A decision not to reappooint needs no me simply cannot stand the test of objective professional ex University beyond that date." justification." "It seems obvious to me that after May 1972, when I began my efforts as vice president of the local AAUP chapter amination." Dr. Gorman described the history of his tenure denial: The Committee presented the results of their deliberations "I appealed at once to President Stanford, since the Fac to organize the faculty, I became a special case, to be singled tn Dr. Stanford on Oct. 29, 1973. Two months later, Dr. Stan ulty Manual provided no other mechanism for review of such out for discriminatory treatment aimed at removing me from His tenure votes fell into three catagories; yes, no, and ford, after consulting with the administration's legal council, decisions," Dr. Gorman saiti. "Ten months after my original the campus." turned Dr Gorman's case over to the Tenure Review Board. appeal, I find myself right back where I started last May." abstain. He said he was told by ex-chairman of the foreign Dr. Gorman said he haa two books and several articles in language department. Dr. Robert Kirsner, the affirmative "Up to now my willingness to be patient and go through votes outnumbered the negative votes. However, a negative Dr. Gorman, now treasurer of the UM chapter of the prinL channels has resulted in nothing but delay," Dr. Gorman said. American Association of University Professors (AAUP) said, recommendation had been made and passed through the "The whole decision making process in my case has been co- "I find I am being terminated at a time when other per higher echelons of the administration. See page 3
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Fran Reviews The All Campus Basket- % ball Game ... page 12 ttrrirant Exorcist'... page 6 Vol. 49 No. 37 Tuesday, March 5, 1974 Ph. 2844401 Board Of Trustees Adds Six Members
The UM Board of Trustees Trustees in 1957 to recognize S. Billings was elected to now includes 42 regular elected six new members and outstanding achievement. serve as another vice chair trustees plus UM President awarded Emil Gould the Gould, president of Hous man. Order of Merit for outstand ing Engineers of Florida, Inc., The board reelected all Henry King Stanford who is ing leadership last Wednes is the 33rd recipient of the officers of the University and an ex-officio member, six day. honor. Edward F. Swenson. Jr. and alumni trustees and 20 trust The government of the The board reelected R. James M. Cox, Jr., both ees emeriti. Bunn Gautier, Jr. as chair trustees since 1964, were The number of members in affairs of UM is vested in the man and Stuart W. Patton as Board elected trustees emeriti. the board can never be fewer vice chairman. Trustee James The UM Board of Trustees than 20. Neither the President nor any faculty member of UM may be a trustee unless the BoarjJ so authorizes at a meeting regularly called and Remember The Rules held. The Board has the power By LUTHER JONES once they have accumu to delegate authority. Basi Hurncarst Rstasrttr cally this delegation is to the lated 10 points, they can President of UM, who in Beware of campaign be disqualified. One tum, delegates authority to ing — illegally that is. candidate has already the officers in charge of vari Candidates for been heavily fined," ous units. Undergradqate Student Lieberman said. The four regular trustees Body Government Usually only 25 per elected are John W. Fleming, (USBG) offices can be cent of the student body Photo bv LARRY GREEN* Fort Lauderdale attorney disqualified for illegal participates in the USBG and out streaked seven naked students. who received his J.D. degree Streakers Strike from the UM School of Law campaigning before April presidential elections. The newest rage in college pranks hit the A photographer chased the "nudies" to the in 1949 and who is chairman 7,1974. Lieberman is hoping to UM campus on Sunday night. While Frank Memorial building where he snapped the picture. of the University's Broward USBG elections are get a larger turnout this Capra, director, was lecturing to students in the .As he walked away, one streaker said, Endowment Committee; Dr. April 10 and 11. year and said, "voting is International Lounge, the elevator door opened "There will be more to come." Johnny L. Jones, deputy su perintendent of Dade County The positions open this the only way a student Public Schools and president semester are president, expresses himself during Kenny Lieberman of J & W Educational Associ vice-president, treasurer elections and I encourage ... election cammi*tion ates, Inc.; Neil Schiff, and several Senate seats. everyone to vote." chairman president of Neil Schiff Ken Lieberman, chair The election commis- Disabled Try To Lower Barriers Construction Company and s i o n is looking for Snapper Creek Homes, Inc., man of the Elections hour shift and attend By Shelley Wecksler ly 15 to 20 PHP members, "If they start teaching encountered architectural Commission said there students to work securi two meetings. barriers on the WM former president of the UM Of Tilt Hurricana Stall includir" both students it in school, it will become Citizens Board and former have been rumors of ille ty and work as pages Security will be strict campus. In the library, for m The Black, the Jew, the and noi ••tudents from the second hand," he said. alu nus trustee; and Ellen gal campaigning on during the election. er than in the previous American Indian ... all Miami area. McGinty cited several example there are two se- p a r a t e elevators, one Knight Whiteside Executive campus. However, stat The salary is $1.85 an years. members of minority Anne Barber, president architectural barriers in 'with Biscayne Kennel Club, ing and proving incidents hour and you will be re Call x-3082 for infor groups. of PHP and a UM fresh the community which going from the ground floor to the second floor Inc are two different things. quired to work a four- mation. How many people think man English teacher iden pose problems for the dis Whiteside is joining three tified two problems with abled person. He said and another from the Section 4 of the USBG of the physically disabled second floor to the third other women already on the individual as belonging to which the physically often times the disabled statutes under Elections handicapped must deal: person is not allowed to floor. This means the dis board. •. minority group? abled student must get off New alumni members and Political Parties More On Drug Bust the architectural barrier enter a movie theatre states that no distribu Presently, there is an and the attitudinal barrier. because he is considered a at the second floor, find elected are Lawrence H. the librarian and have her Adams AB '51, southeast tion of campaign litera organization on campus Bob McGinty, vice- fire hazard. Preliminary hearings arrest, but three had working diligently to ac unlock the elevator before district manager of Florida ture, the publication of president of PHP, is con "A manager once asked he can continue his Power and Light Company advertisements, nor the for the students arrested bonds too high for the quaint the ablebodied fined to a wheel chair and community with the spe me if I could push my "journey" to the third who is president of the UM airing of commericals in last week's Mahoney is particularly interested wheel chair in," McGinty floor. Furthermore, a sin General Alumni Association student bail bond pro cial needs and problems of In breaking down the shall commence prior to Hall drug bust, and for this small group of people. laughed, "I thought he gle step to the second and Stanley H. Arkin BBA gram to handle, accord architectural barrier. He wanted me to fold myself the date and time speci two students arrested off This organization is floor terrace of the library '54, vice president of Arkin ing to student govern said presently there is not up." makes it inaccessible to Construction Co. and vice fied in the election calen campus began this week. People Helping People one school of architecture He said the metal rails dar. . ment sources. (PHP). those in a wheel chair. president of the UM Citizens which touches upon the in front of many super Board and is vice president "All candidates are Six of the nine stu The group says its chief special needs of the dis markets which prevent Barber, who must use of the UM General Alumni dents arrested bonded The three have since goal is to "bring about abled individual. crutches, said the steep ai given points for illegal customers from walking Association. campaigning along with out of Dade County jail made bail through other changes, both on campus away with shopping carts sles in the lecture rooms Gould, president of the and off, that will benefit Similarly, he said alt of the LC building make other illegal acts and within 24 hours of their sources. hough there are also make it difficult for Friends of Art of UM and the handicapped as a the disabled person to walking, paticularly up member and oast president whole: educationally, so architectural standards hill, very difficult. which take the handicap maneuver his wheel chair. of the Citizen's Board cially, economically, and In addition to such Neither the Art building received the Order of Merit politically." ped into consideration, The Codex Atlanticus these guidelines are rarely problems In the communi from Dr. Stanford. There are approximate adhered to. ty, McGinty has also See page 2 The Order of Merit was es tablished by the UM Board of IM Da Vinci Facsimile Donated Joseph A. Kelleher of etry, astronomy and volumes, each to be pub- New Faculty Evaluation Book Planned Deerfield Beach, Fla. has chemistry. I i s h e d in four-month presented UM with two The plates contain de intervals. Publication sets of a limited facsimile signs of automotive vehi for that because at any one point in time there "At least that way, if the people can't read started in January, 1974; By ELENA SELEZ edition of Leonardo da cles, studies of ships able the last two volumes will Ol Tit* Hurricans Start are many different sections of a class," he said. English, it's not our fault" Vinci's "The Codex to navigate beneath the be available in 1977. The Plans for a new faculty and course evalua He hopes to recruit student volunteers from Kuehne said he thinks last year's was a good Atlanticus." sea and concepts of me cost of each 12-volume set tion booklet are under development for the next various clubs and orginizations to do the "leg- effort but the main problem was the lack of peo chanical wings as well as is $6,900. Ihe facsimile school year. One set will be housed work " ple interested in doing the actual work of the fac in the rare book collection sketches for churches, cu editions are published hy "Some people are afraid the teachers won't ulty evaluations. ot the Otto G. Richter Li polas and buildings relat the House of Barbera, part The purpose of the booklet is to provide hand them out or they might change them," ed to Leonardo's solution of the Gianti Publishing students with summaries on various courses, how "Because It was done during the summer, brary and the other will Kuehne said. be held by the Lowe Art to the problem of creating group of Italy and John the classes were received by the students and the He said that if anyone has a different idea, there were only one or two people working on it, and they were busy with other things and Museum in its rare book an ideal environment for son Reprint Corp. of New effectiveness of each instructor as viewed by his they would certainly like to hear about it. the Renaissance man. York. students, Ben Kuehne, head of the staff, said couldn't devote most of their time to doing the collection. "The Codex" was origi Many complaints were received about the evaluations," Kuehne said. "The Codex" contains Kelleher, who is a mem IOU nave to put quite a bit of thought and Leonardo's most nally assembled between ber of the Society of Uni form of last year's booklet. He said the booklets will not be distributed research into designing a logical questionnaire," important work on 1582 and 1590. The versity Founders, has do until registration time in the fall because of the machines, technical appa manuscript is now housed nated more than 2,000 Kuehne said. "This year the form will really be different two or three months it takes to be printed. He said the staff has not yet decided on the and easier to understand," Kuehne said. ratus, mechanical devices at the Ambrosiana Library volumes to the library, in Milan, Italy, where it I exact questions, but it has a basis for the type of "Instead of writing '43.5 per cent of the It also gives the staff time to really sit down and civil, military and hy mainly in the area of Irish ' question to be included. students thought their teacher was dynamic' in a and put together a readable sheet," he said. draulic projects. It also has been withdrawn from literature and history and little slot on a grid sheet which probably takes Kuehne said the exact cost of production is documents his contribu public access. additions to the libary's Kuehne said he hopes for surveys to be students two hours to figure out. wc might have a tions to the more theoreti The facsimile edition is Florida and Wallace conducted in each classroom. unknown at this time, but there is a special facui- statement, 'The majority of students thought the . evaluation budget taken from the Student Ac cal sciences such as geom limited to 998 sets of 12- Stevens Collections 'We're going to need extensive manpower teacher was dynamic' tivity Fee. THE HURRICANE Tues., March S, 1974 at the l J Disable eek Lower Barriers Cont from page 1 the whole disabled scene, on the part of physically going to be difficult to The purpose was to mak" tpam and Wright they would be more disabled students to iden destroy. the able-bodied students whose disability group has nor the Memorial building understanding." tify with others with their "You can knock down a aware of the problem? of 500 student member* an! mosl college dis have elevators, and Mc Barber suggested creat physical disability," she wall with a hammer," she the physically handicap ped. PHP rented approxi ability groups are funi,,., announcements Ginty said this must be ing a course called "The said said, "but you can'l knock mately 70 wheel chairs for through a student act'm taken into consideratiorr Psychology of Physical Barber and McGintv down a person's feelings." spoke of the attitudes of tne day, hoping studenis ties council, as is done n when scheduling classes. Disabilities.*' Both Barber and Mc Furthermore, he said that able-bodied students to Ginty agree that progress would make serious n^* Berkeley, Ohio State and in those buildings which She said while some mi ward handicapped is being made in the area the equipment. Unfortu Michigan Si nority groups want to do have elevators, the but students at UM. of helping the physically nately, McGinty said not If PHP is to meet Its segregate themselves from tons are often out of reach "I find it better on disabled. all students had a matun goals, it will need a large the rest of the communitv. Meetings Around Campus of one in a wheel chair. campus than in the com approach to the program. and varied membership most of the physically Through the efforts of • Roadrunners, 7 p.m.. tonight, room 233 of the Student Despite these many munity," McGinty said. The program is open to al! handicapped are eager to County Manr?er Ray "A lot of student* took Union. disadvantages, McGinty concerned indiu.i become in integral part of "College students are Goode, there is now a it as a joke," MeGiniy • Haitian Refugee Committee, after the.noon talk at the and Barber both feel that including able-bodied campus life. more outgoing and offer Dade County Advisory said. Rock, today. Afro-Center. UM has made great assistance," he said. students. Meetings They want to he accept Board which deals with McGinty anrl Barber are • Phi Alpha Theta history society chapter, 8 p.m., to strides toward meeting held every Monday ed as people and not just Barber did not totally the problems relating to hopeful the PHP program night, room 226D of the Student Union. The gue»t speaker the needs of the disabled ning at 8 p.m. at the Wes. as disabled," she said. agree with him. She said transportation, employ will expand its member-» will be Mr. Grant Gerrish. He will speak on "The Exorcist student. ley Foundation, si in the past week, six of ment, civil rights, academ ship and activities, as is Godfather." a real-life combination of the two most provoca "In the past few yeara," There is another from the Lowe Art Muse her able-bodied students ic affairs and architectural happening in other disabil tive movies of the decade. Admission is free. Barber said, "more has problem. There are about have told her that they barriers. In addition. U.M um. been done here than in the 70 physically disabled ity groups in colleges and thought the UM studenis President Henry King universities throughoui For more information, RAP Film Tonight whole history of the Uni students at UM who are were generally cold. Stanford has worked versity." not involved in the pro the country. students can contact a MARKET AT LA PAZ, a RAP film, will be shown 8 p.m. "If able-bodied students closely with PHP and has Signal buzzers were gram. Barber said she Barber cited the Univer PHP member through the tonight in 199B Auditorium This film shows the patterns of feel that way, what about subsequently created the recently installed on the feels there is a definite sity of Illinois which has a Student Activities Offi , living and land use of Andean Indians in Bolivian highlands to th' disabled student?" she University Committee on outside of many campus reason for this lack of in paraplegic basketball at 284-2318. illustrate probable results of agrarian reform asked. Disabled Students. buildings, enabling dis volvement. Barber said she feels Last April, PHP spon abled students to ring for Indian Meditations "There is a reluctance the attitudmal barrier is sored an Awareness Day. Disciples of Indian Spiritual Master Sri Chinmoy will assistance. However, the hold public meditations 8 p.m. tonight in room 108 of the Sci buzzer system did pose ence Building. There is no charge and for further information some unexpected call 666-7779. The film. THE EXPERIENCE OF MEDITATION problems. "Unfortunately," said Concert to Benefit Kid's IN THE DAILY LIFE OF AN INDIAN MASTER LIVING IN AMERICA was made b\ the disciples of Sri Chinmoy and will Barber, "able-bodied stud be shown 8:30 p.m. Wednesday in room 126 of the Science ents would play with Building. them." Deed Cancer Clinic Work Similarly, a ramp was Accounting Seminar installed to the post of By EMILIO MENDOZA the doctors in bone marrow Club "Dears," patrons who fice, a turnstile was taken 01 Tilt Murntant Ittff Accounting Seminar: Wednesday, March 6 in room 241 of tests, lumbar punctures and donate $500 or more a year. out of the bookstore, four Maria Callas' March 21 the Student Union The speaker will be Mr. Hartsook the in keeping detailed medical 1 heir names are set in restrooms were remodeled concert at Miami Beach personnel administrator for Haskins & Sells, and two recent records. bronze plaques at the and the telephone Auditorium, is being labeled UM graduates presently working for HAS. Refreshments Ihey also play with the entrance of the pavillion. company lowered phones "The cultural gala of the sea will be served. All accounting students welcome. children, provide them with "The Callas concert should in many UM buildings. son." Sponsored by: Beta Alpha Psi, The professional account toys and candy and give be a successful fund raiser." Barber and McGinty A benefit performance for ing fraternity. them Christmas as well as Klein said. "We are doing A SENSITIVE E^Ptestwrrs IN k/ius-ie ANP THt.vTt.r-. said many of these the Deed Club Children's birthday parties. pretty well with the ticket Pregnancy Counseling improvements were ex Cancer Clinic and the UM "We try to make them lose sales but we could do BY GAIL EDWARDS «J SAM UAURIS pensive to implement. Mc Hospitals and Clinics, it the feeling of being in a The Center For Dialog offers free problem pregnancy better." ifi. Ginty said a single ramp should also become the most hospital," Klein said. "During counseling and referral and birth control information. The ad * recently built on the successful fund raising event the first two visits they are No exact profit figure has dress is 2175 NW 26th Street and the phones are 633-0800 student union cost ap of the season. scared to death, but after been estimated but according and 634-7741. Speakers bureau and staff training are avail proximately $3500 to in "All the money collected wards they actually look for to the director 500 patron able for all areas of human sexuality. tickets should be sold. stall. from this concert will go to ward to coming." r Patron tickets are $100 •V Va Purim At Hillel "We are grateful for wards the UM clincs," said Due to the extensive >-\W> Maty. tjEivi BLOCK MiAiAi NEU/S Lee Klein, director of the each and the ticket holder is RfWRfo TO* BCCOrAlUG" *-.S A. There will be a Purim tervice and Megillah reading what's being done," said radioactive treatments some Barber. "The only trouble Deed Club. invited to an after concert BRILLIANT N6V iV|OV-AUOIfNC£ Thursday night at Hillel. Call 66.',-6948 for further informa of the children suffer a hair osrj k. -T-tj-tat-Aewpous steist or is that there is not enough The club focuses its atten supper at which Callas will tion. loss. INVOlaVStvlSWT money." tion on the Children's Cancer preside. "We buy them wigs so LBS Rap Session While McGinty is pri Clinic which is part of the "The supper will be W/UCDC eveeOLADEs SCHOOL f-os-. GIH.15 National Children's Cardiac they won't feel so bad," catered in the Greek style," : There will be a UBS Rap Session 8 p.m. Wednesday in marily concerned with dis Klein said. WnCrSC 4CM* m6 &H'SHQe\t PRIVT. MIAMI. solving the architectural Hospital. Klein said. "Greek fashions the Afro-Center (Ghetto) concerning the Pitts-Lee issue. The club is faced with the barhet which the disabled "Eight years ago, we were will be modeled and records U/UPkl' fv-fesa wotac enps - 8:V>t».rA* task of raising $100,000 a VHN encounters, Barber is told of the desperate need to and beads will be given ' MARCH ,5+lt - W+25-29JV) Attention Hockey Players year to run the clinic and more interested in tearing establish a children's cancer away." Anyone interested in getting a street hockey league orga maintain the pavillion. The do'n what she refers to as clinic," Klein said. "We Callas has already bought VtOw ' TICKCT4 AVAIl-AeSLt AT-" nized call «tr«r Cary a^ 284-3491 or Greg at 667-9290. pavillion was built two years theattitudinal barrier. answered the challenge not eight $100 tickets for her only by raising the money to ago at a cost of $250,000 family. Other tickets are $25, SPECS MUSIC SO DIME mOHVAV. C-OHAL CASUS "We discuss other mi- They have already raised Carni Cras 75 Applications nortrtw," she said, "so create the clinic, but also by $15 and $10 and special t>QDY. FAi.2, NO. MIAMI 6EACW • ON I*** ST. serving as volunteer aides." $100,000 to pay off the debt. groun rates fill be given to Applications for overall chair person of Cami Grass '75 why not the physically The club does not receive UM s.udents by calling Shir MOTHEK NATURE'S SON g&^S&e are now available in room 232 of the Student Union. All disabled?" The Deed Club was found federal aid. ley Miller, chairwoman of the interested candidates for the position should fill out an appli Barber would like to see ed 18 years ago and has a *T.CK."Ta f a>tf GBOUP RA-TSt AVA.lleVeA.t membership of 12. "Our biggest fund raising concert, 532-6309. T;^ DHTML.. CALL 665*1665 cation by March 29. the study of physical disa w bilities incorporated Into "We keep it small so we event is the Masquerade Ball, — - ' ' *m Haitian Refugee Seminar the study of psychology, can work, work, work," which is held every year at sociology and related Klein said. "All of our ladies the Fountainebleau hotel," There will be a seminar on Ihe plight of the Haitian Klein said. "Eight hundred of refugees 1 p.m March 12 in room 530 of the PC Building at fields. devote many hours a week "Interpersonal relation- towards the upkeeping of the Miami's most prominent citi .-ships are discu.ss»a*iV'--*rif> organization " zen* attend this ball." 'i-ttfj/aftlTf . said, ;'bAit not tr»a,wlttkan-,, The women work assisting Thr club' also has Deed >jt S^M: a.a ..-a .a ..... , .... —. T> . I ,1 I • I la. I .aa 1.1 ,. i i I '*m01t«etr\tsitT ftfr "RvWusfiSh *hd Purchase*"bf ffi<55m> Pro ships between the able- ducing Properties" will be held 9 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. Saturday at bodied and the disabled." UM. Instructor Thomas J. Dixon, a registered real estate bro "I think if the able-bod BLOOD DONORS ker, licensed mortgage broker and statewide general contrac ied were more aware of tor, will cover evaluation of income and expense statements, • debt service and amortization, property evaluation "rules of ALL TYPES thumb." analysis of advertisements, and structuring of offers on actual properites. Registration fee is $45. Pre-registration Library We * 12.00 is required, and there will be no registration at the door. For registration information call 284-3313. Immediate Payment Industry Workshops Announces No Waiting Four one-day workshops on "Industry Cost Reduction'' For Appointment Call will be offered at UM March 9 and 23 and April 6 and 20, • sponsored by UM's School of Continuing Studies and the Schedule 885-4955 Miami chapter of the American Institute of Industrial Engi 77 Hook Square neers. Each of the Saturday workshops will cover the same • The following schedule material so participants may select the date convenient for Miami Springs will be followed by the Otto them. Registration fee is $42, vvhich includes luncheon. The (i Richter library during MUST BE FULLY CLOTHED challenge workshops will be held from 8:30 am. to 5 p nr in room 351 spring recess. of the McArthur Engineering Building. Sessions will cover .Sunday, March 10.. CLOSED analyzing the cost of manufacturing and administrative and Mon-Fri. March 11-15.8 a.m.- NEW PERRINE CENTER financial operations to improve profitability. The workshop is 5 p.m. 17635 S. Federal Highway designed to be especially beneficial to top management and Sat-Sun, March 16-17 middle management of manufacturing firms, and is also open 8:30-6:00 Mon.-Fri. • CLOSED to first line supervisors. To register call 284-3562. BY APPOINTMENT ONLY Mon-Fri,March 18-22.8 a.m.- Call 251-6240 Orchestra Performs 5 p.m. Saturday, March 23.CLOSED The Greater Miami Youth Symphony Orchestra, Charles Sunday, March 24 . . . REGU BLOOD SERVICES OF GREATER MIAMI, INC. J. Campbell, musical director and conductor, will perform 5 LAR HOURS RESUME. p.m. Sunday in Beaumont Lecture Hall. Admission is free. Prof Jones Speaks Professor Richard W. Jones of the biomedical engineering faculty at Northwestern University, will discuss "Biological Control Systems" at UM's Biomedical Engineering Seminar Program 3 p.m. Thursday in room ,341 of the McArthur En gineering Building.
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"My dream," he said, "is to get enough funds to ex Chinese Program Will Be Continuedpan d that facility into half a dozen decently equipped percussion studios, for people to get in and practice until Despite Departure Of Only Teacher all hours of the night." By LYNNE SCHEWE Hively said. "Lvpry effort probably be able to take all gram. We don't have the With more students, Wick of Th. Hurricane Stiff will be made to secure a the Chinese courses that we facilities, nor do we have the strom had to expand his UM's Chinese language teacher for these courses. If now presently offer." money. schedule. On weekdays he's program will continue next necessary we may hire "1 tan not say for certain "If we were to develop a busy with teaching and ad year despite the departure of someone parttime to come in which courses will be offered bigger program it would ministrative work; as many the only Chinese teacher, Dr. from the community and tiftt year," Dr. Wooten said. mean taking money directly as eight rehearsals and per Tay. teach." "1 will not know for certain from some source. If formances might be jammed The problem first started On the average, there are until the budget is made, someone donates thousands into a weekend. Photo By DAVE POKlRESS which will be in two weeks." in May, 1973 when Dr. Tay nine students in each class of of dollars for a baseball 'This time of year I'm on Vicki Livingston, student rela was denied tenure. Chinese, Hively said. A "I am confident, though, stadium, we can't allocate the go seven days a week," Satisfied In Bed tions co-ordinator for the Dining student can not major or that students will be able to that money into other de he said. Services served him steak and eggs, Robert Hively, dean of the minor in Chinese at UM. The complete their course of partments. It was donated College of Arts and Sciences, study tn Chinese," Wooten for a specific purpose. Swimmer Steve DePrima, 960 waffles with fruit and nuts, toast, language can only be taken Even with his work, explained denial of tenure. as a supplementary course to said. "We are a private universi Complex, was served u.eakfast in hot chocolate and V-8 juice, just as "A professor is put on a Wickstrom still finds time Chinese studies. However, a The Chinese language Is ty. State schools can ask for frolic. bed at 8 a.m. as the winner of the he ordered, along with his favorite probation period of seven certificate is awarded to a state legislatures for more contest sponsored by the Hurricane — strawberries with whipped years at UM. At the end of being heralded at tha student after taking 32 hours language of the future since money to develop new pro "I play tennis at least Cafeteria. cream. that period, the professor of Chinese. grams. We don't have a well comes up for a review before the United States has opened three times a week, some diplomatic relations with to dip into. Money must a board of his peers," Hively Dr. Clyde Wooten at the come directly from a source. times more," he said. said- China. Nevertheless, the Chi Center for Advanced Interna nese language program at A tuition increase is one ex "I'm a bad tennis player — "If the teacher is given tional Studies, said, "It is UM Is not exceptionally ample, Hively said. but I'm working on it." Artists To Hang Clothes tenure that means he Is as highly p r o b a Me those strong, Hively said. sured of a permanent posl- students presently taking tion at the University. Chinese at UM will be able to "It would be very difficult By SUSIE O'BRIEN 6har?>e, the sale will feature artists from visting shows continue taking it. They will to expand the Chinese pro Of Th. hurricant Staff everything from paintings and exhibits throughout the "If the teacher is denied and sculptures to arts and year. Some artists have been tenure, a one-year retainer Almost 400 artists are ex crafts. participating in the sale for pected to display their talent contract is made. After that IN CONCERT j All proceeds go to the years. We send out invita one year, he ,no longer holds this Sunday at the Lowe Art I.owe. tions to artists — this year Museum as Beaux Arts spon a teaching position at the Carol Damian, chairwoman we sent out 1,200 but we only University. However, he-may GORDON S sors its 22nd Clothesline of t"he evejit, explained how expect about 400," she said. Sale. work in a research or some the money is raised. "The artist is charged $20 other position. LIGHTFOOT M Open to the public without "We compile a list of for an exhibit in the show. "At UM, the decision to MARCH 15th 8:30 P.M.J This and the selling of deny or grant tenure is a P-W B,i refreshments is how we lengthy process. The decision make our money." goes through six levels of the German Prof Upset "The artists are usually University: a peer group, the MIAMI BEACH ••* jf pretty successful with selling chairman of the department, AUDITORIUM their work," Damian said, the dean of the school, the "which is why we have so academic personnel board, TICKETS ^ With Tenure Denial many that participate year the present., of ite Unwersi- $3.50-$4.50-$5,50 ^| after year. Last year we ty, and then the final deci •aMiaW Cont. from page"^ made over $12,000 on the sion Is made by the Board nf WtSsHt-ttl *U KMS HSUES IT7«TtCKHnON COrjUTIR " sale." Trustees," Hiveley said. "Now I am supposed to appear betbfe thehewly created Ten Beaux Arts also raises ure Review Board for another hearing. money while helping parents Hively said a professor can with a babysitting service at not be denied tenure because "I have no assurance the Board will make any recom the Wesley Foundation of a lack of funds. Hively mendations, or, if it does, the Administration will abide by across from the Lowe. said he did not know why them. "The children can take Tay was denied tenure. plan now for PASSOVER • • • arts and crafts courses, Paul Hendley, a student of "According to the Faculty Manual, the administration is watch cartoons or be read Chinese, said Tay was an ex MARCH 8th IS THE ABSOLUTE DEADLINE FOR SEDER AND WEEKDAY not required to give any reasons for not reappointing an unte- to," Damian said. cellent teacher, knowledgea nured faculty member, and, ihave never bean provided with MEAL RESERVATIONS. - a . . . - ble in many areas of Chinese, |f Ml f I '--** ,-«- 1i». -- t I here will also be a beer ** ' st * t t any. garden on the pJHlo outside ; culture. . ., -x_ . . ... a-fcj., , . . "However, prior to May5$)7tf,"l had received no indie*. the ~£bwe. Other refresh Dr. Tay refused to com CALL HILLEL 665-6948 for information... tion my teaching was in anJP^ay' inadequate or my scholar ments sold will include pizza, ment on the matter. ship and professional activities were in any way deficient." hotdogs, cokes, sno-cones Since Dr. Tay will be leav Dr. Gorman said he hopes "the hearings will be conclud and popcorn. ing at the end of this semes ed and the administration's decision will be announced within Last year over 10,000 peo ter, a new teacher will have a reasonable length of time." ^ ,„,*. „ ,.**? ple were estimated to have to be found. Chinese 101, attended the sale Damian 201, and 301 will he listed In "In the event internal reWWiela"Jys*jMniyffci:iive. 1 plan said. the schedule book for next to seek outside aid," he said. SHS* ' Beaux Arts was formed in year as TBA, meaning "to be THE THUMB IS THREATENED. He also said the AAUP i-fljfpartfyilWtn 1952 to support the Lowe announced." This means it is "In my opinion, the #rea3fceetu[> is merely a tool for and promote interest in art not certain wbo will teach confirming decisions already YIHlSrS'by** the ^ministration, and throughout the community. the courses. discrediting anyone who dares to complain." Dr. Stanford said Dr. Gorman's case is currently before the Tenure Review Board and he would not make any further *••*••••**•*••*•••*••* Student-Railpass. comment. * Just about the cheapest way to set ¥ IEAD TO TOE Europe outside of hitching. * Unlimited second-class rail travel ¥ in 13 countries. Two months only $165. TYPING ERRORS ¥ You buy your Student-Railpass here— ¥ "California Concept' GIFT BOUTIQUE you can't buy it in Europe. And the $165. ERROR-FREE TYPIN6 ¥ UNISEX HAIR HEADGEAR price is tax free and a beautiful way to beat- ¥ CUTTING EMPORIUM currency fluctuations. 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j ¥ * Tues., March 5,1974 THE HURRICANE Nixon's Dilemma llll Ohio GOP Disaster President's Past Aides Could Seal Nixon s Fate Serve To Indict Nixon By DAVE FISCHER left the meeting with Nixon and By JIM HOLLANDER perjury in connection with a secret Hurricene Columnist Dean. Hurricane Columnist $200,000 contribution, was attorney general. Colson Was special counsel The outcome of a special con This is the strongest official re The Miami Herald, a basically to the White House. Mardian head gressional election today on Ohio'i port connecting the President to the conservative newspaper which only first congressional district may be two years ago was one of many ed the Internal Security of the Jus Watergate conspiracy. There are tice Department. Strachan was a sealing the fate of President Rich pushing the candidacy of Presiden great concerns among the tial incumbent Richard Nixon, must personal assistant to Haldeman. ard Nixon. Voters in the traditional Republicans in congress over the have felt slightly embarrassed while Parkinson was the lawyer retained ly heavily-Republican district are growing political liability of preparing the front page of their by the Committee to Reelect the voting in a close race where any President Nixon for the Republican March 2 edition. President to defend them against a thing less than strong G.O.P. victo candidates In November. Some FISCHER HOLLANDER The Herald's lead story started suit filed by the Democratic Nation ry will be seen as a setback. A guesses have already been made with: "H. R. Haldeman, John D. al Committee after the Watergate Democratic victory there will mark Ehrlichman, John Mitchell and four break-in. that the G.O.P. may lose up to 50 other associates of President Nixon the third Democratic victory in as House seats and five, Or even more The first three, who, by the na many special elections since the were indicted Friday on charges of Senate seats come November. Pub trying to cover up Watergate with ture of their official status, held a tight grip on administrative beginning of February. lic reaction to the indictments is ex lies, hush money and improper pres sure on government agencies." policies, were charged with Last month, voters elected pected to hurt them even more. And conspiracy, obstruction of justice Democrats to formerly Republican the Watergate grand jury has not The other four are Robert C. and perjury, among others. The house seats in the major strong yet been discharged. Two new Mardian, Gordon C. Strachan. latter four were each charged with holds in Pennsylvania and in Vice- grand juries, investigating the ille Charles W. Colson, and Kenneth conspiracy. Parkinson, Strachan Parkinson. President Gerald Ford's old jeat in gal financing, ITT affairs and the and Colson are also charged with Michigan. Both districts htd sent Indeed, it is scary when the obstruction of justice. celebrated 18-minute gap, are ex President, elected by over sixty Republicans to the congress for pected to further lower White Leftists, rightists, middlists and decades, until now. per cent of what has been called the House morale. freest of nations, has selected those who know iust a little bit can The significance of the election indictable types for the highest gov- rationalize this phenomena all they is further grown out of Friday's The election today in Ohio has e r n m e n t offices. We're the like, but nobody seems to be attack Watergate grand jury indictments been carefully watched; the Demo country that condemns the shady ing the real issue. How could such a against former top-level Nixon cratic candidate has begun to empha activities of the Soviet Union and large part of the voting majority aides, including a former Attorney size the Watergate scandals in his the corruption of the military have cast their decision to a man General on charges of obstruction campaign. If what happened in states, yet the United States is ap who in the process of campaigning of justice, conspiracy, perjury, and Michigan shows again, a number of parently under the same decadent was permitting the essence of the lying. Republican voters will vote for the influences. electoral system to spit in the faces Democrats. Robert VanderVeen, of every American? The immediate implications of This is not a situation perpetrat who won the Michigan race, said on ed by the "liberal press," as ex-vice- Even if Nixon did not know the indictments became clearer; the night of his election that the what was going on, how could he be analysts who have examined the president Spiro Agnew would have election results were a message to liked us to believe. Nixon's court excused? If he could not control the fifty-page document note two acts the congress and to Nixon about actions of his own chosen subordi related to the March 21,1973, meet has been indicted by a federal grand Nixon. jury. Although the President's name nates how could he be expected to ing of President Nixon, then-Chief manage international wheat deals? of Staff H. R. Haldeman, and then- The Ohio vote will be a sign as is not mentioned in the 50-page White House Counsel John Dean. to whether it is a national message. indictment, a radio report stated Many of those indicted have Haldeman testified berfore the Sen Two more special elections come that 50 paragraphs of evidence in said that they would have gone to ate Watergate Committee that later this month; one in Illinois and volving Nixon were handed secretly far extremes for Nixon's sake. (This when Dean told Nixon that the orig a second Michigan race. These to Judge John Sirica. is frightening.) But it would appear inal seven Watergate defendants, ballotings are more than elections For all intents and purposes, that their feelings were not based who were demanding financial se to fill House vacancies; they are be- these seven men represented the on a profound commitment to serve curity, would require $1 million, coming a referendum on the structural framework of the execu the American public. Rather, they Nixon responded that that much President. If President Nixon is still tive branch of our country for had a zeal to exert their own power money could be raised, "but that it in the White House come autumn, several years. Haldeman was chief and Nixon was their medium by would be wrong." The Watergate then the regular elections in The President of staff while his former college which to succeed. They were the grand jury charges that Haldeman November will be no more than a roommate, Ehrlichman was Nixon's essential composition of the perjured himself when he said that. national referendum on the removal top domestic adviser and according Presidency. With the new indict The Watergate grand jury also re of President Nixon — a revocation to the President, one of "my closest ments, the number of indicted per ported that a $75,000 payment was at the ballot box of his ballot-box associates." sons involved with Nixon's re then arranged by Haldeman after he mandate, scarred by Watergate. Mitchell, already charged with election totals 36. speaejlj kI
9 Furthermore, this semester's staff is under no obliga sentence "South Africa does not allow blacks to not gas hogs, as Bruce Lehr seemed to imply. Two of Silverman Raps Cane tion to continue with past editorial decisions. compete internationally, or on an equal basis with the cars mentioned in his article, the Datsun 240Z and In addition, concerning information on candi whites at home, either." That was faulty wording on the MG get 21.1 and 24 miles per gallon respectively. To The Editor: date's filing deadline, we must again bring up the my part. For South Africa does allow foreign blacks, To most people a car is only a tool for transpor As usual, when the Hurricane seems lacking an USBG disaster entitled "The Student's Voice." In like Richmond's Arthur Ashe, to compete there. It is tation. But there are people who get more out of editiorial, it manages to contrive one about the sen stead of "passing the buck" to the Hurricane in the South Africa's own blacks who cannot compete. To a car than a ride from here to there. To a few, a fine ate. You have consistently used negative criticism to name of student interest, Silverman should have allow other blacks in the country is, for the South wards the senate and all of student government, in car can be a source of many asexual thrills, even if it made it his business to see that the filing deadline African government, great international propaganda. is standing still. stead of positive feedback. You would do everyone a was printed in the first issue of the Student Voice. It leads foreigners like Bill Fisse to believe that South big favor if you would analyze yourself first Ricky Lebovitz Anyway, the Hurricane has no fear about coming Africa is reforming. The first problem with the Hurricane is your fail up with a follow up article on narcs in the dorm, since I apologize to those South Africans who felt ure to fully research issues before you comment on offended by the column. It was in no way meant as an them. A good example was the column last semester Phil Medico, USBG vice-president, has promised to Dont Blame Oil Industry expose them. attack on you. But in this modern day, constitutional calling for suggestion boxes to be placed around To The Editor: campus. If you had asked your reporter who covered discrimination is totally unacceptable to me, and any the senate, she would have told you that two weeks steps save violent ones needed to change this should After "thumbing through a few magazines," earlier, the senate had authorized the construction Handley Defends Column be used. I think that UM can help by taking a stand Bruce Marks (Feb. 22 Hurricane) verbally thumbed SS* and installation of such boxes. on the issue instead of ignoring it altogether. his nose at the oil companies for having allegedly To The Editor The second problem is that of being consistent. I And to Mr. Fisse: I agree, if we deny South fooled the lot of us. He concluded thus: I find in the critics of my recent column on apart African whites admission to UM, it is discrimination. recall last semester your calling for the resignation of heid in South Africa a great misunderstanding of the "The reality of the situation lies with the corpo the entire Election Commission. Yet, now it is the But at least it is EQUAL discrimination against ALL rate lobbyists. They have Congress in the palms of purpose of that column. I hope I can straighten it out. South Africans, instead of ignoring the blacks and same Election Commission which the Cane feels is I think Bill Fisse completely missed the point of their hands." "working for the students" and not the rest of giving only the whites a chance. the article. I do not like to imply things, as that begs Paul Handley His conclusion points up the danger in mistaking Undergraduate Student Body Government (USBG). for misinterpretation. Mr. Fisse says 1 implied that magazine thumbing for research and nose thumbing The third problem is that of following up on your the UM South Africans and coaches Diaz and Lewis for sound argument. Consider: editorials and articles. The essence of an effective are bigots. If I did such a thing, it was unintentional. For more than five years, the oil industry sought free press was demonstrated in the Watergate affair My point was that the policy of the Athletic Dept. 'Hot Cars' Defended by the continual publication and re-publication of the permission to build an Alaskan pipeline. The oil lobby (along with that of other schools) is supportive of To The Editor: couldn't budge Congress. whole gruesome matter. The failure here is evident. apartheid, for it erases the effectiveness of the ban in Each week we read about another problem, but these I'm writing in response to the article by Bruce other countries. I was not calling the athletes racist, Lehr concerning the validity of "Jazzed up Cars in a Oil companies are begging to be allowed to drill same problems keep reappearing every year. The for I realize that a government's ancient policy Atlantic oil reserves. The oil lobby can't budge question of, "Is there Narcs in the Dorm?" comes up 55 MPH World." The statements in which he puts doesn't necessarily reflect the attitudes of the citizens Congress. each year, but there is never any follow up which down the tire scre»»hers and engine revvers, I agree might put this question to rest. of that country. I don't know where Mr. Fisse found with wholeheartedly. Also the very real possibility of Taxes on the oil industry have increased by more that implication. someone getting run flO^vni s all too horrifying. than $500 million. The oil lobby couldn't prevent it. Your latest editorial on the Senate was a good As for Messrs. Diaz and Lewis, I don't consider example of your continual problems. The Senate ear But in regard ifCft* arguments negating the feas- Gulf Oil was recently forced to sell nearly twelve them racist, for it is my hope and belief that they just lier in the year voted to approve the Election Calen ability of drivingfJEKed up cars," I feel there is million barrels of crude to competing refineries. Their dar. Unfortunately, the Hurricane reporters left as haven't realized the effect recruiting South Africans another side to tWa*«ator>'* Being an auto enthusiast lobby couldn't prevent it. they didn't feel it was important enough to report on. has on the international embargo. and self-made mPrJeMflc, I can testify that there is a Mr. Fisse states that many South African lot more to fasl cars,'and cars that handle well, than In a time of gas shortages, auto emission controls The Election Commission issued news releases to cost us an extra sixteen million gallons of fuel per WVUM and the 'Carte on the deadline for filing. athletes are competing internationally. This is true, merely driving them fast. but he should realize that these are whites represent The ability to thrill to the sounds of a finely day. Can you guess what pressure group gave us WVUM broadcast this, %ut the Hurricane shows how emission controls? strongly it cares for the students by printing thia in ing universities of other countries, not those of South honed engine, and to the feel of a car with a sophisti formation, not in four issues, not in two issues* but in Africa. Professionals usually represent themselves, cated suspension system, whether going fast or slow | In short, let's get off the big-business-is-out-to- one issue in the announcement section. not their countries, and pro athlete organizations can be appreciated by relatively few people, but it is get-us kick. That particular flavor of hysteria went tend to ignore nationalities and politics altogether. appreciable. The Hurricane's responsibility to the students de out with the red scare. I'd also like to point out that all sports cars are manded that this be printed, but did you? The whole I am sorry Mr. Fisse also mistook me on the David Thomasson question of reopening the Election Dates was brought up by a Hurricane columnist. He claims he didn't know about the dates for filing, b it the Senate's fault that the Hurricane staff doesn't talk to the edi TVAi fANAfH tfeflaALfc p,\.**m tor, who knew the dates for filing? If we go by Mr. P.P.-KR, -THfeH fftKLS CCMioR. Lehr's reasoning, if he doesn't read the 'Cane or ANHTrtiiviCr OA |M^ vdaftb? doesn't listen to WVUM and doesn't notice posters up around campus, we should change policies, and procedures to permit him to file for election. Steven Silverman Speaker of the Senate Editors Note Silverman says the Hurricane has failed to thor oughly research issues before we report on them. In his next paragraph, he claims the Hurricane is not consistent with its editorials, specifically editorials on the Election Commisson. We find these statements rather ironic. If Silverman bothered to research before he wrote his letter, he would have discovered last semes ter's Hurricane was run by a different editorial staff. Grote UM Film Society Presents 'Cuckoo? 'Beguiled' Filled By FRAN PETERMAN • ntartainnwnt idltor
Ken Kesey is alive and well and living in Oregon. His talent and psychedelic wanderings will long be remembered by audiences ot With Sex, Horror all ages. By GUY GARNER In The Beguiled he leads Robert (The Graduate) film. Dale Waaaerman's Sftitrttlrmstiil writtr Eastwood and co-star Surtees' son Bruce (Play As a point of interest, dramatic adaptation or A very different Clint Geraldine Page through a Misty For Me) is the director Bruce Surtees is currently in Kesey's "One Flew Over The ivvood movie begins t series of seemingly innocu of photography on The Miami working on Dustin Cuckoo's Nest" will open at multiple engagement tonight ous circumstances all Beguiled. His creative and Hoffman's new movie Lenny. tbe Coconut Grove Playhouse 'ourtesy of the UM Film contributing to an inescapa studiously depressing camera The Beguiled will be tan Tuesday, Marco 26. Society. ble and inexplicable mount work blends well with the presented tonight and tomor ing sense of terror. music of Lalo Schifrin to en row in LCI70 at 8 p.m. and The play will run through Mr The uncut version of The Famed cinematographer hance the total effect of the LC12oat 9 p.m. Beguiled, considered by both Sunday April 7, with perfor Eastwood and director Don mances Tuesday through Sat Siegal to be their best film urday evenings at 8:30 p.m, effort, is very different from Rat Plans Shorter Hours Sunday evening at 7:30 p.m. the butchered and deadly and matinees Wednesday dull version aired on televi sion. and Saturday a 12 p.m. During Semester Break Adapting the film from the Kesey's illustrious novel by Thomas Cullinan, By GUS DaFONSECA groups. Presently they have a This Saturday night there i characters. Big Nurse and screenwriters John B. Sherry Of Th* Snttrttlnnatnt Stall girl on keyboards playing a will be no boogie at the Rat. and Grimes Crice bring an Randle P. McMurphy will Presupposing a decline in moog synthesizer. However it will still be open come alive on the Miami original, moldy antebellum for business. Programmed mg that is responsible for attendance during the up stage. The admission to this music will be provided for the overwhelming atmo coming semester break the the evening. sphere of the dead and the event will be free. The "Cuckoo's" world or Clint Eastwood Is 'Beguiled' By Liz Hartman Rat has limited its hours of dying to the screen. loboiomies and shock treat .. • uncut vermin of Donald Sietii'l'* film trill he shown on rantpus operation. ments and pure insanity will The action takes place dur bring Miami audiences ing the final days of the Civil Starting Monday, March another taste of the some War in which Eastwood 11 and continuing until Fri what absurd — a mixture of plays a badly wounded Union day March 22 the Rat will be fran peterman Students 'Bare' Thoughts soldier found and nursed comedy and social comment. open from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. back to health by the during the week for lunch residents of a girl's school. When "Cuckoo's Nest" only. entertainment opened in New York, Kirk Sex, desire and jealousy all To Director Frank. Cajpra All nightly entertainment Douglas (owner of the play rush towards violent con has been cut from their frontation in this island of editor rights) insisted upon taking By FRAN PETERMAN The secret. Cam omplete- schedule. The Rat will also peace isolated from the sea the lead role of the convicted be closed on Saturday and And MICKEY IRELAND is "instinct." And, Hi dull." of war raging without irishman who feigns insanity 04 TIM Enltrttlnmtnt Still Sunday. stinct" musi The former president of to be released from a work Frank Capra has been "the human story into dr.* ii* Motion It is the invasion of East For tonight the Rat has the 'Exorcist' Audiences camp and placed in an first" many times in his ca wood into this false-faced acoustic duo of Nissim and and Science! institution. reer as a filmmaker. He is "Follow a hunch. '"Mow an idyllic paradise that eventu McDonna performing some the first director to get his intuition and follow it ;it to go ally destroys the women's mellow tunes. Clive Barnes, N.Y. Times ial- sense of satisfaction and sets Becoming Possessed off an irresistable chain of drama critic, panned the first Id li Wednesday the traditional above the star*.**'* - —- . vcnlually leading to For over three months, or more, the nation has New York production and made for .* Happy Hour jumps into rn is anothe his own destruction. swing again from 6 to 8 p.m. been in an uproar over William Freidkin's latest, The the second, but "Cuckoo's Now Capra is also the first With the "spaghetti west Exorcist. way or form that tl ! sausages," with programmed music for Nest" has enjoyed one of the person to have been greeted erns" that vaulted him to Lines to the box office at the theatres, however, .n be told.*: "C* • ;*li*v.sion the remainder of the evening. longest off Broadway run by seven male nudes streak fame and worldwide popular produce more repulsion than any special effects could film : look alike ... ity behind. Eastwood and his ing across the UM campus with a smile, truly k: Thursday is "Jazz Night" maintain. nings. Only Genet's "The . of some- own Malpaso company, in Sunday night. This amused what emotions go h at the Rat. This week the Blacks" has surpassed the the 77-year-old retired direc association with Universal People swamp area theatres where the fifan ii own filmmaking. Pictures, decided to broaden Ross Traut Quartet will shown, blocking driveways, prepared for hours of wait "Cuckoo's" success. tor. pique one's interest. "It tl all direc- their star's appeal and ing- versatility with The Be Friday the now legendary ONE FLEW OVER THE A four-time Academy lution of a man who ,- lan- It's all so sado-masochistic. CUCKOO'S NEST has become guiled, a study in psychologi Happy Hour will come to be Award winner, Capra doesn't cal horror. After all, h»w can anyone wait on line with over required reading for most once again from 5 to 7 p.m. three hundred people for an hour in the Florida heat and believe that anyone has all of man who loves his nei; undergraduate English cours laid "He humidity and not fear becoming possessed. es. The Washerman's adapta the answers for future film ihat there Veteran director Don Sie At 8:30 p.m. the Rat will Capra continued his talc of There you stand, bulldozed by the person behind tion has attracted multifacet- makers. rtvolved in gal, who has often worked present a special going away the genesis of rn.. performance for all students. you who heard a scream from the front of the line: ed crowds in numerous cities tune Academy. with Eastwood (Coogan's throughout the United States "One thing that 1 see that Bluff, Dirty Harry), is the An "In Concert" with "They're letting us in." and Europe. the kids need today, and it's "There are no rule man responsible for some of Metaphysical Animation is Everyone becomes possessive of their places, not their fault: I find a lack filmmaking, bm •iobody the best of science-fiction on schedule. Single members tickets and person. Tickets for the Grove of courage," Capra said. sin*;." I that enve- suspense films: The Invasion from this band have toured And, it's all in the name of cinematic quality. nal bin is dulln of the Body Snatchers. with nationally famous production are available in Members of the crowd talk about every other pic advance, but whatever "I find a lack of courage ture while crowds waiting to see Serpico discuss the lat tickets are available one-half because they haven't had to est "puke" epic (or is it epidemic?) called The Exorcist try themselves. . . Their own hour before curtain time go Royal Castle hamburgers are passed among the confidence has never been Art Center Features Polish Exhibit young and old. (That must certainly have some effect on sale at a special discount. tried." upon their digestion and inevitable upheaval.) Through the effort pJ i Sklodowski-Curie, Ignacy archivist with the Museum of Modern Any ticket, including the The retired director believ Once inside the theatre, the moviegoer must once Institute of Po' derewski, Fryderk Chopin, Art in New York, will present a slide- again face long lines. best seats in the house, that es that the great films are and is, Jozef Conrad and lecture on "Renaissance Art in Poland." aren't sold at this time are still to come. tout the wo leusz Kosciuszko. This time, he's found waiting at the candy counter or squeezing his thighs together at the bathroom door. will cost $3.50. to th* ki. associate profes- March 28, Polish folk music, featur "Films need a love story comrm ll lavic bibliographer for the ing musicians and dancers. The floor beneath his feet is covered with a day's more than anything else." Richter Library, is writing The American Institute of Polish worth of candy wrappers, spilled soda, deteriorating Most reviewers have sug Capra said. "I want to keep Governor Reubin A K V < 'I introduction for the exhi- Culture was formed last year by Mrs. hamburgers and, yes, (could it be?) vomit. gested reading Kesey's novel my love story going." proclaimed Thursday, Ma* •!og. Lewis S. Rosenstiel with the help of Mr. The audience is so hyped up for a glorious freak before viewing the play, but ish American Day in Czarnecki and UM law professors Leon show, sure to scare the hell out of them. an even greater majority of So, Capra has visited 35 rate the opening of "I .va Pi ng the exhibition several special ard Emmerglick and Gerald .laski. Mrs. schools, telling his tale — re ka," an exhibition that will he mi vi re scheduled to take place on Rosenstiel was born in Poland and spent That spirit of possession overwhelms each and critics have found Wasser- everyone. viving his love for films in through Manh oil at', the M rsday at 7:30 p.m. at the Art most of her life in Warsaw. She is the man's adaptation to go one the hearts of young people. Center on Kendall I: tor which there is a $1 admis- wife of Lewis S. Rosenstield who has Whether defending his place on line at the conces step beyond the original donated more than $12 million to the sion stand or saving a seat for his cohort, the "Cuckoo's Nest." "Today everybody goes to The . • University of Miami. moviegoer's fists are clenched while he waits for the a computer to ask it 'should trie* 14, two films, "Abakany," For the first time, the UM English just one person to try to invade his domain. The majority of former re they do this,'" Capra said. puhi mg, and "The Life and department is currently offering a It's all so sadistic. views, however, agree that "The kids today don't believe Re\. . iwiefski," a contemporary course in Polish Literature which is Finally, the curtains open and 15 minutes of pre "One Flew Over The Cuc that I can't tell them the ar .. ist, will be shown. being taught by Mrs. Helen Fagin, an photograph views flood the screen- koo's Nest" should attract a cane secrets of making a suc Polish hi* . George Riabov, director instructor in English who is from Po young, diversified audience. cess." Lite, who was formerly land. Gods, will it ever begin. This is torture. Finally, the film begins. But, Where's the exorcism scene? Students Slate Evening Of Absurd, "What are we doing in the Iran." "Are you sure we're in the right theatre?" "This looks like Jesus Christ, Superstar." When at last the plot is revealed, everyone who Rat Hosts First Burlesque Show read Blaaty's novel (and even those who haven't) feel a familiar tenseness growing and spreading throughout the theatre. By MICKEY IRELAND „ dancing and, But, is this acting? Of THt Ifrttrtaifstrtttit St*ff -ing. After all, Blaaty has admitted writing the part of the mother with Shirley McLaine in mind. "An Evening of the 'sides Absurd: Two One-Acts" Doesn't Ellen Burstyn's newly bobbed hair seem student productions Tina similar to the readhead's style? will be presented at n with Do you call Linda Blair's non-performance worthy Kresge Hall tomorrow :k, Kym of an academy award nomination when almost seven- through March 9. The Brandy I eighths of her time on the screen (that is the exorcism scenes) were performed by a double. two one-act plays are "Chamber Mu 27 and . One wonders why Mercedes McCambridge, who "Chamber Music" by gives us eight insane a neu provided all of the revolting sounds of the possessed, Arthur Kopit and "Im women holding a meet will take was not even given screen credits provisation" by Eugene ing in a room of an asy Rath Hollywood must be huighing this year, especially if lum. Each believes that ir and little Linda is called on stage April 2 to accept her Ionesco. be hosting the she is some famous lesque sh< golden nude. character. We find Ame performed When she won the Golden Globe award, the sweet "Improvisi tion" young thing dared not mention those who helped her shows the plight of a lia Earhart, Joan of Arc, performance the most — her double and Oscar-winner playwright caught in his Mrs. Mozart and five Most people Mercedes. own created circum others. The effect is both Burlesque The moral of the story: Don't become possessed by women on si stances and by his own alarming and chaotic. The Exorcist. ding their cl Wait until the admission price and the crowds are character. The effect is PHOTO BY GLENN KAGAN simultaneously terrify there's mon tobtu reduced. There's time to kill. ing, abaurdiy humerous than i Snim F.-rman, Tina Warrington and thought-provoking. On Wednesday, March lesque is a i umbination ,.. their hurlesipw. may hare all at Rat Tues., March 5,1974 THE HURRICANE 'Celebration's' On Its Way By MICKEY IRELAND ments of age and wealth Ot TIN ettttrtatorrattrt Sttff and is impotent and "Celebration," a musi bored. cal bedtime story for grown -ups, will be The band of revelers presented at Kresge Hall who join in the celebra on March 27, 26, 29 and tion are Ray Liotta, Lee 30. Walsh, Valerie Klemow, Glenn Fishel, Evan Hol A sort of smiling ghost land and Dan Johnson. story, "Celebration" is Jerry DiChiara is about the contest be directing this carousal of tween youth and age, pagan rituals with Becky love and death. Cohen as choreographer. A penniless orphan The musical play is being boy falls in love with a presented in cooperation pretty girl who is sorely with the "Jackson House tempted by the luxuries 9." that will be hers if, "Celebration" is forgetting the boy, she written by Tom Jones consents to surrender and Harvey Schmidt. Gerald Phillip*- Stars In *l.<«. Liaisons Dangereueet' her body to a senile, . , . once censored film will lie .iliouii ihis M ei /, They have used a lascivious moneybags: favorite device of Bertolt are the bare bones of the Brecht to tell this fable. plot. Brecht traded on the Eddie Lupinski plays sentimentality of a song 'Les masons' Presented, the orphan who has been or story while ironically expelled from his celes kidding it. Thus an audi tial garden and Kim Tut- ence could feel emotion- 'Butch'' Returns March 26 tle as the crest fallen a 11 y stirred and angel. Master of intellectually superior at In a scene f r o m Les Liaisons Ceremonies, Potemkin, is the same time. portrayed by Bill Mac Dangereuses, Gerard P h 111 ipe gains Tickets are available 1 Leod whose only creed is Cast of 'Celebration Carouses In Rehearsal entrance to his cousin's bedroom and at the door or at the Ring ... play in a musical bedtime itory for adult* refuses to leave until his mission is ac survival. Theatre ticket office complished. Robert E. Ankrotn will weekdays between 1 and be featured as Mr. Rich, 4 p.m. Curtain time is This 1959 film, directed by Roger who has the classic ail 8:00 p.m. Vadim, ran into censorship problems upon its initial U.S. release, but will be shown in its entirety tWs week by tbe Stonewall Burns Down Film Society. DOWN TO em D€IW A favorite nightspot of In requiem for the club, Sharing the bill is the award-winning many UM students. The many parties were held Sa IN ALL THE FUN COLORS suspense mystery, The Sleeping Car Stonewall on 21st St. and turday night. "We'll just Murder, starring Yves Montand and Collins Ave. burned to the have to move down the block ground early Saturday morn to the Ambassadors," one directed hy Costa-Gavras (Z). Showtimr-s ing. student said. are Saturday at 7:30 in LC 110, 8:30 in Fireman from Miami and LC 120. Miami Beach departments rushed to the scene but found that fires had started in several places at one time, and the building could not be MCAT-DAT-GRE Paul Newman and Robert Redford saved. LSAT-ATGSB defend themselves against bounty killers All that remains is the in a scene from Butch Cassidy and the charred dance floor. OCAT Sundance Kid, directed by George Roy The word spread like wild Hill, who is also responsible for the latest fire around campus Saturday NATL. BDS. afternoon. Newman-Redford opus, The Sting. "That was the only place The Academy-Award winning west where you could accidently * ft•DJrslion tor ttStl r-Wuirvi try jdm.niof. to 9rad<--itt '"d Dfofev ern, one of the box-office smashes of the walk into the men's room tional schools 1969-1970 season, begins a four-day Film and not feel embarrassed," * Six snd twelve Minon counts one coed cried. ' Smalt groups Society engagement on March 26, the * Voluminous -Tutorial for home nudy Another claimed that the p'toartd by #«ports tn cacr. firm first Tuesday after classes resume. Ka Kid, Cassidy Pursu.-.l Stonewall was her Friday * L tawon Khadulf can bt taiitvd to tharine Ross co-stars. , night special. "A week begins mrll individual need*. Lt«oi-s . fanuui* ^rsfe^njilay* March 2d can bt spraad ovf r a period of and ends I lien*," she said. Mvtral month!, IO * ytif. Of I Of Out o' town student.., a period _ r* one week •OnoOMumty (or review o- pait itssoni v >• t«p« ai tht ten tor
Series Offers Varied Entertainment Available at: IvcfcilicW! The most comfortable shoes in tha world Summer Sessions By Emilio Alonso-Mendoze as the supreme master of John Raitt, will be Special Compact Courses Of Tit* Entr-rtatnment Stiff his field. His guitar play presented Friday March Weekends-interstssions For those staying in ing has been labeled "one 22. town during the spring of the miracles of our Delion t Leads Shoes Nonkinr Shoes Raitt's company will STANLEY H. KAPLAN 1472 Main St. tdison Moll Shopping Center 643 Lincoln Rd , break the International time." Sarasota. Flo. Miami teeth. Fie. be accompanied by a full EDUCATIONAL CKNTKft Ft. Myers, Flq. Series offers varied Jose Greco's company orchestra with scenery Hit |*i Itbh U-* meaml,* * 1 entertainment for the of dancers singers and iWUIt-tNO boring week-nights. and costumes that musicians will bring the promise to be "glorious." Krell's Shoes H.W. Knight Nankins Shoe Store Friday, March 15, An flavor of Spain to Dade 126 Miracltt Mil* c o Belk lindsey 1915 Hollywood Blvd. All performances Coral Gables. Fla. Britton Plaza Hollywood. Fla. dres Segovia, master of County Auditorium. mini mt Tampa. Fla. begin promptly at 8:30 the Spanish guitar will Accompanied by Nana (JN)M4-5I04 appear In concert. Lorca — prima ballerina p.m. Despite the tremen of the comPany — Jose Tickets for all the per M.II.IKI'.-.I.IM'.ltt |i«Ct l|M dous increase in the Greco will render classi formances are $6.50, Breaches in Mi •' Cittei N U.S.*. number of practicing cal Spanish and Flamen 7.50, 8.50 and 9.50. UM T»# I. ..••.*# •**.•**•••*- '*' IttfMMfaO (kMSNi guitarists — which is co dances. students can get two due in part to the success Finally "Camelot," $9.50 seats for the price Andres Segovia of Segovia's career — he L e r n e r and Loewe's of one by showing proper ... master guitarist continues to be regarded famed musical, starring UM identification. THIS WEEK'S HOT SPECIALS
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Chopped Round Steak Sweet (Sour Chicken Steamed Rice $ White Rice $ Garden Salad 1.95 Pot of Tea 1.75 MOTHER'S SOUL FOODS LA COSAITAUANO (Southern Style) (Bene)
Bar B Que Beet or Pork Baked Ziti Choice ot Two Vegetables $ Tossed Salad Homemade Cornbread 1.75 Bread* Butter 1.35 WINE BEER Sangria Chianti Miller High Life Chablis Rose on tap 49' Burgundy 6 oi. glass 12oz.AAug 24c 32 oz. Pitcher 69c Carafe $1.19 64 oz. Pitcher $1.29 39c 6 oi. glass Jug Wines Strawberry • Apple 27 oi jug $1.49 ENJOY THE LARGEST ANB FINEST GAME ROOM IN THE SOUTH Open 11:30 AM To 12 Midnight 6600 Red Road (off US 1) South Miami PHONE 666-3308 THE HURRICANE Tues., March 5,1974 Genesis To Perform 'First' At Gusman Hall By TRISTRAM LOZAW small, following here. may be overlooked by an in They prefer playing a few Of The •ttrteleitmi) WeM They feel that they experienced listener. days in a row in smaller halls, like L.A.'s Roxy CM, "Everyone, we're changing America to survive financial The only comparable everyone, you name them all, ly. With the band's latest LP, to normal gigs which tend to American act that ever had be "a bit formal." we've had them here, and the SELLING ENGLAND BY possibilities of becoming a real stars are still to appear." THE POUND they may be similar band was Vanilla Genesis consists of Tony (Genesis-"Wilk»w Farm") able to break open a bit Fudge, but they decided the Banks (keyboards), Steve Those who have followed more. hard road rather than follow Hackett (guitar), Phil Collins or heard these "real stars" Genesis is the epitome of a the direction of RENAIS (drums), Michael Rutherford will joyously await the first band that works together. SANCE. Genesis is now mov (bass and pedals) and Peter Florida appearance of Gene The band was formed on that ing toward more improvisa- Gabriel (lead vocals and sis next Saturday, March 9. basts years ago at Charter tional things. flute). They have four LP's house School. currently available in The concert, starting at On stage they blend an ex 8:30 p.m. will be presented The five equal members American versions: share credit for all composi citing combination of rock by Leas Campbell and How and theatre. Peter Gabriel, TRESSPASS, NURSERY ard Stein in a perfect setting, tions. Though all are multi- CRYME, FOXTROT and talented showmen and musi for example, uses suireallstic Gusman Philharmonic Hall masks in acting out the SELLING ENGLAND BY (downtown on E. Flagler St.). cians, their parts in songs THE POUND. don't flash out at you. They songs, along with changing Tickets for tha two hour are mora intent on contribut octaves In his voice. Also If you plan to attend any performance ara $4.90 and ing to the total sound rather to be found are explosives, concert this year, open your $5.50. than getting individual atten backdrops, flashes and other mind a little and experience Genesis has Just coaaplated tion. surprises. The enormity of an extremely good band. You a very successful series of Genesis's music is difficult their act has caused previous may be sorry later for not dates in Britain. Dates to describe properly. It could tours to end in the red. going. continually had to be added be considered to be in the to meet the demand of fans. same school as Yes, Gentle Accessible in their home Giant, Van de Graaf Genera STUDENT DISCOUNT: country for a long time, they tor and similarly subter All Seats $3 50 will now concentrate on ranean bands. The group has Half Hour Bef ort Curtain Time America with their fourth a major upper hand over US. tour. Their "under others. Genesis Appears As 'Real Stars' On Stage In Miami ground" appeal has All of their music, from ... British group appear* in South Florida for the fir»t time next week developed a strong, but still the acoustical ballads to the MARCH 26-APRIL 7 noble orchestral sounds, is completely within the bound aries of rock. Other bands must leave these limits to in Firesign Produces Laugh Riot Album corporate accents from other a© *» forms of music. By COLE SPRINGFR their arrival in Chicago, .ind Oh well . . . quick, Flot- ed although only one acoit'.stc guitar picking and The perfect example of far- Ot The Hurr -tut stiff subsequent involvement with som, the cocoa! melodic instrument is in the spirited vocal show him to be evolved and ever-maturing m^J the local underworld. They lineup. Typical instrumenta a modem master of the rock, they make their in Looks like Messrs. Austin, are mercilessly hounded the (SNIFF. . . SNIFF) tion is Steig on two or three blues. So if blues are your volved changes so subtly that flutes, Gomez playing the bag, this album is a must. much of the band's genius Bergman, Ossman and Proc entire way by their sinister Aahhhh, now where was I? rhythm as well as a more tor have come up with anoth arch-enemy, the Electrician, melodic, improvisatory line although in the end virtue er sure-fire laugh riot in their Oh yes, the new Jeremy dubbed over, and lots of new release THE FIRESIGN (and questionable taste) tri percussion. umph. Steig album MONIUM (Co Benefit Gmcert THEATRE PRESENTS THE ONE FUEW OVER lumbia). This is {Teat music The material ranges from TALE OF THt GIANT RAT The humor is fast and furi- THE which strikes the perfect bal the up-beat ''Mason Land Ex OF SUMATRA (Columbia.) ous in the Firesign tradition, ance between progressiva CUCKOOS NEST." with the usual emphasis on press" to tha bluesy "Blues- By Maria Callas -IL - V, n,i. « , Plat puns and word plays. The and traditional in jazz. dom" to lengthy, experimen ltt...I mi th. k.t.K.a This thrilling two-part ' Dale Wasserman the mind behind 'be magi*- if "Ll Mancha " misadventure spans two script and production are Flutist Steig is supported tal pieces like the haunting, By EMILIO ALONSO-MENDOZA htf wore*! again with a superb Off Broadwas adaptation of K-n continents as it chronicles inspired, showing that the art by Eddie Gomez (bass), Rajr Indian -influenced "Djinn Ol TIM inlartamiTitflt Staff Krsoy s novel "One Klew Over the t uckon * Neil " Hit juggl form of theatrical radio plays ing nf the frowns and (he smiles ol the al! too human patients m the latest case of the great Mantilla (congas, timbales), Maria Callas, the world famous soprano, will ..jived in an attempted pnv.er pUy oh the ward nf * state mental is alive and mentally unbal Djmn." hospital is a cool distillation of the essence of Kesey 1 narrative defective Hemlock Stones, and Marty Morell (drums, give a concert Thursday, March 21 at 8:30 in Miami and remains hysterically tunny and his companion Dr. John anced with the Firesign Although the two sides of Theatre. percussion), formerly with Beach Convention Hall. The play is lean and direct The cast of patients has been whittl Flotsom, O.D. David Bromberg's latest ed to seven- catatonic Chief Bromden. intimidated Hardin*, Bill Evans. stuttering, rabbit tike Ribbitt human-reverberator Cheswici. The only complaint about album, WAJITED DEAD OR lt*Uu nating Martini, centerpiece Ruck I v and that-lil-ole- Side one takes place In "La Callas," retired from the world of Opera bomtvrnaker Scanion 1 These pawn* trt moved on a stark, the album ia that the more Through an intelligent use ALIVE (Cohimbia) were re- square set encompassed on three sides by the audience and I/mdon and on board ship t» over ten years ago, but recently made her comeback remarkable for its sieve-like abundance of exits * The principle One listens tn it, the leas one of overdubfajng, an amazing c o r d a d a year and a inanimates are a card-table and folding-chairs and a glass- America; side two details understands it. variety of sounds were achiev- at a much acclaimed performance in Brussels. walled nurses office complete *iih a control panel which glows continent apart, the music is ominously in the dark
basically uniform through There is so much that is funny in One Flew Over TheCuckoo'a She is considered one of the greatest sopranos of Nest that >our first reaction if to point a finger at Wasserman out: an affable mixture of and accuse him of turning a ihought-provoaing novel into a country and blues. all times, her vocal mastery blending superbly with Mi Murphy dominated farce that \% until vou realize that all the humor has deserted you and what remains » the memory of her acting ability. that final haunting scene when Nurse Raiched had not the guts Side one waa recorded in to lift up Ihe sheet and confront the essence of the man she had The concert will be her only Miami appearance destiov-H Don 1 wait for the movie t just might no' be this San Francisco in 1972, and it * rut iMin .'Hi\«> IMMW features Jerry Garcia, Keith and is a benefit performance for the Deed Club Chil MM (rodchaux, Phil Leah and Bill Kxtutzman of tha Grateful dren's Cancer Clinic and the University of Miami Dead. Side two was done in Hospitals and C.I. B New York In 1973, with a personnel of largely un Patron tickets are $100 each, and the ticket hold known studio musicians. er is invited to a Greek after concert supper, which will be held backstage of the auditorium. Music and prizes The album opens with "The Holdup" a humorous will be featured. song composed by Bromberg Other tickets are $25, 15 and 10, and UM rflM*S C and George Harrison. students will receive group discounts by calling Mrs. e "Somebody Else's Blues" Irving (Shirley) Miller, 532-6309. is a lengthy slow hlues which highlights fine solos by Bromberg on acoustic guitar, Garcia on electric and God- chaux on piano. Perhaps the showstopper of the album is Bromberg's soio performance of tha classic "Statesboro Blues" interpolating "Church Bell Blues." Members Of Grateful Dead Help l.roml>.r 'Crucible' Next Opera University of Miami "The Crucible," Robert Ward's opera based on the play STUDENTS ONLY by the same name will be presented by the Greater Miami International Opera March 11 and 16 at Dade County Audito- '290.00 Round trip New York-Paris Based on the Salem Witch trials the opera features Lou ise Russell in the leading role. Beverly Wolff, Chester Ludgin, Departure: 27 May rUlum: 2 July and Arnold Voketaitis also star. Make reservation early —- Also available! Student This will be the only opera sung in English this season Eurailpasses, Int'al Student ID cords, student lodging,* and Is the first time it is being presented in Miami. hotels, etc. The opera was first presented in 1960. It is one of the or few ever written in English. The original play was written by Arthur Miller and it is Drive and CAMP THRU EUROPE at your own considered one of the classics of American literature. spaed (minimum age: 18) There is also a performance on March 13 at Miami Beach PURCILL TRAVEL Inc. Convention Hall. Tickets range from $5.25 to $20.00 and are on sale at the auditoriums and the Opera's ticket office 1200 800 Douglas Road — Coral Gables, Fla. 33134 Coral Way, phone 854-164.T Tel: (305)448.7433 APPLICATIONS FOR STUDENT GOVERNMENT POSITIONS AVAILABLE UNTIL 5:00 P.M. Give A Hoof c™^ MARCH 8 — ROOM 236 Between 11 pm to 8 am Nightly A One-Minute" Phone Call For 354 or Less (ptustwo GET INVOLVED @SosittiernBe« THE MIGHTY MINUTE I A Lightfoot Leads Tues., March 5. 1974 THE HURRICANE 'Scheduled Events THE AFTER HOURS SALE! During Vacation TONIGHT TUESDAY NIGHT ONLY Bv TRISTRAM I.O/.AW terdty (March 4) and runs 10 Of Tht Entttfainmtflf Jtalf p.m. until midnight. 9:00 P.M.-1:00 A.M. i,onion l.ightfoi. The show promised to •nee at Miami Beach Audito •fits ain *o*i Willi the "most rium loads the things hap sophisticated sounds ever NO HOLDS BARRED! EVERY LP* AND pening over the spring break. made in the rock realm (sic). They will feature music of The F.ariy Morning Produc the last 8 years. tions' concert begins at 8:30 STEREO TAPE IN OUR GIGANTIC STOCK IS INCLUDED PM on March 15. Tickets are aj haven't been listen- 0, $4.50 and $5.50, a* ng already, lend your ear to IN THIS STORE WIDE SALE able at Tickettron outd the "National Lampoon Radio Hour" Saturdays at 10 JAZZ POP. FOLK ROCK CLASSICAL Many critics hold Light- PM on WMYQ-FM. Their foot as one of the finest songwriters alive. He per humor is dryer and r forms his soft and tender subtle than Firesign Theatre $199 $767 $*>32 $**99 $466 $*66 $/|88STERE folk music with a classic but more "American than' simplicity. His moving mater Monty Python. It's hilarious ial is rendered with much in any case. |»- a4.*iV a***"* «a>»s'« •*»»• *!*«• H".'» 'APES taste. STEEL.Y DAN TV — Tonight on channel vvn co ecstasery ibnx called him ". . . 7 at 8:30 p.m., Alice Cooper the last of the recording makes a guest appearance ^©/©yiHUL RieoifiK romanticist!. . ." with Helen Hayes in the It ) Snoop Sisters. He helps the Gordon is a folk veteran. e a . ven albums out on murder by leading them to a United Artists and four on sa^anic suspect. Reprise His "If You Could Road Mv Mind" from SIT Every Friday at 10:00 p.m. DOWN YOONG STRANGER Channel 2 presents dramati was a substantial hit single. zations of "The Age of Reason" by French writer If you are looking for Jean-Paul Satre on "Roads to other things to keep you Freedom." JlMCUOCE busy, besides the beach and term *a ors, here are a tew MOVIES — Now's your LIFE AND TIMES suggestions: chance to either try to beat or submit to the lines for The HER CONCERTS — Exorcist. Don's, forget Genesis, M 9 at Gusman Hall. Also, if you're interested in perversion diversions, The" IO — Country station King Theatre (near N.E. 79th ! YVQXK, stereo FM Street) is now showing two JIMCROCE presents a new prog for the price of one. For I've Got A Nttrrw leal Rock I ABC ABCX 7»7 * * ••*•• i»S $5.00 you can see both Linda v M • W Conception." It iti [It .H* TmStiW • lace in Deep Throat and • i' ;n in The Devil in nt imtwi- Miss Jones. Romantic JIMMY BUFFETT Living ind Dying in %Tim« RECORDS — Most of the ABC/DUNHILL DSD 50132 mn or artsts have records coming out, but watch for Entertains these in particular. Those of you who didn't get to see Utopia can huy the latest At Lowe from our boy Rundgren, TODD. ft Barker, one of Eng Zoo World's new Beatles. land's most praised poets Bin Star, have delivered will be speaking at the Lowe RADIO CITY. Mike (former An Museum March 12 at guitarist for Crabby Apple- 8:30 p.m. ton) Fennelly's LANE CHANGER wiil he released A romantic modern poet as will Genlk ;- Barker is this month's artist* '.-in residence at Florida lntar^ MCA 2-8006 * national University. As for imports, pick up i ::: Gong's ANGEL EGG and the Barker will give a reading Hatfield and the North LP. .of Ins latest poems and will MISCELLANEOUS — You o entertain questions from could also catch the last part .-the BlKHai N season at Miami Jai- included among his works Lai or a Gusman Philharmon J pre "A \ ision of Beasts ic presentation. and Gods," "The True Con i k I rom MAIiKiH'lll-AI \ llll-. V\ Hi i fessions nf Georger Barker," Gail Edward's "The Be Poems of Places and People," coming" will be presented in i UWM*. I ' \ I SUNSHINE and two plays. a special performance. 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Bv DAVE GOLDSTEIN music as well as attire leaned Photos By Avy Goldstein Ol TM InMrttlnment Ml in the direction of 2001. ind Larr\ Greene "He came on FLASH, Todd's music is distinctly Monster Mash — with mo progress and at times goes tors in hia feet." beyond the point of what listeners are used to bearing. His " nape is Todd Rundgren and he stood on It was the kind of show stage sunTWnded by Captain that was neither all good nor Video musical equipment, the all bad. His music is a step in red and green lights flashing a new direction of rock, a in darkness. change which some rocks fans will find exciting, Making his first concert completely original and stop on a planned three ingeniously pop. month lour, Todd began the show with a solo set support As usual, the Miami crowd ed by a tape of back up marred the so-called music. During this portion of The Runt "intimacy" of the Auditori the sparkle spectacular he ,.. make* the natx um. The magnetism of the sang some of his AM smash new Glitter .Guru drove the es and Wizzard cuts — "I causing a mad rush by anxi crowd to fits of discourteous Saw the Light," "Pretty ous idols worshipers. excitement. Bird," "It Wouldn't Have The Pointer Sisters, Elton Made Any Difference," "A "The last time I played In John look-alikes rumbled Dream Is Called Forever" Miami," Todd said, "I played through his ballads with and of course, "Hello It's Me." behind chicken wire (Miami impatience. Jai-Alai), but now I feel like Jackie Gleason (referring to As Todd meandered The experience of a Todd Todd .Strums Georjjr jYtsoi."* Guitar through "Hello's" melodic the Miami Beach Auditori um)." concert goes beyond liking or ,,. . insniir sound* rocked tpnccd out audience lyrics he wandered off stage disliking his music. The Starman has launched And away we go ... his attack on the U.S. and Todd's solo set consisted of a he's leaving tails of cosmic visual ballet by the Philadel glitter behind him. Todd Donned Airbrushnl Leotard phia superstar as he drifted Poof. . . . sparkles accentuated his every tune through the maze of instru ments and amplifiers. His hair streaked with green and pink supplemented his skin tone jumpsuit and star glitter make-up. After a short break Todd returned with his new band Utopia. During this segment Rundgren displayed his tal ents as a musician. Songs such as "The Last Ride," "Black Maria," and "Slut" off SOMETHING-ANY- THlNG? and numbers from his current Todd LP brought the small crowd bouncing to their feet. After Todd ran through his own tunes he played his new material with Utopia, a aoon UtopL Added Glitter To Rnndgren*s New MtMieal'"Act -t» -toardaaasHi albuat. 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By BRUCE HOFFMAN rolled deep down the right In the second inning Miami who gave up two more walks. Their number one op Astitrmt Sttssrti fetter field line was foul scored it's other two runs as ponent, the Gator team, put The I'M baseball team The Hurricanes managed Kim Seipe reached base on After an error bv UM, Tech up an extremely tough tight opened a four game weekend only a single run and wound an error and went to second cleared the ba*es when Mel and extended many of the series before a packed house up with a l-I draw with Flor when Tech's pick-off play (j.niis cleared the bases with matches into three sets. last Friday night but as the ida for the first meetings be went ary. a triple. The netters also had tn crowd and quality of compet tween the two clubs. Crosta then grounded to contend with a very partisan ition lessened so did the Hur Sunday's double header the third baseman and every With the losses to Florida Florida crowd, who were ricane run production, leav had the Hurricanes meeting one was safe when the force and Florida Tech, UM suf yelling all afternoon for a ing them with a split of the Florida Tech — a team thai at second failed. fered it's first two losses of Gator upset weekend games. the year. The Hurricane's re was supposed to pose little Orlando Gonzales then sin This was the first match In two extra-inning games threat to the Hurricanes. cord now stands at 4-2 while for the Gators, and it was gled in the final two runs — Florida Tech is 7-2 and Uni with the University of Flori In the first game .Gary the last hit the Hurricanes UM's second as they were da UM won 4-3 in the tenth Sarno pitched five shutouts versitv-of Florida is now l-I coming off the big win over got in the first game. with Rick Floyd picking up innings and Jerry Brust The UM nine opens a two SMU last week. the decision but lost in 12 in pitched two as the two UM In the second game I "Florida put up a real game series with St Joseph nings to the Gators on Satur hurlers teamed to win the cleared his bench and went of Pennsylvania tonight and strong fight," Tavo Martinez, day 9-6. first inning games. with his freshmen pitching number four singles player faces them again tomorrow. In Sunday's games UM Jim Crosta singled in the staff who gave up 11 walks lor UM said. "They were re split a douhleheader with first Inning as did Orlando as Miami was bombed 7-2 in Game time is 7:30 at Mark ally up for this match, and Florida Tech — winning the Gonzales. Wayne Krenchiki a sleeper of a game. light Field and as usual the crowd was really rooting ptioto bv Glen tea first game 3-0 but losing the walked to load the bases. Javier Martinez, had to be WVUM will broadcast the them on." Kim Seipr Drivr* Ball To Outfield , second of two seven inning Steve Breslof then walked to relieved in second inning game live with Marty Con force in the first Hurricane after giving up five walks and ners doing the play by play In the feature match, the . . . leftfielder mi**ed home run by incite* in SofHrrf«y'« game games 7-1. 'Canes number one player In the Jflorida series one of run. was relieved by Eric Frey along with Gary Christman. Joaquim Rasgado, defeated the loudest crowds at a re Florida's Juan Diaz in cent UM game voiced their straight sets, 6-4, 7-5. dissatisfaction at the Florida An extremely improved Gators. David Pressly from Florida, Gonzales Is Happy; The Hurricane baseball defeated UM's Andre Zj team continued to give man in three sets, 3-6, 6-3, 6- Coach Ron Fraer ulcers aa 4. Pressly played number six they again cam* from behind for the Gators last year, but to tie the game in the ninth he has improved enough to and take the decision in the be moved up to the number Calls Team Relaxed tenth. two spot, and he caught Zietsman by surprise. Miami rallied for its third By BOB ZANIS together and is ready to plav late-inning triumph in the The 'Canes John Eagleton Hurricane Sports Writtr the game" tenth inning as Vaughn Flick and Alvaro Fillol were ex Fidek Castro doesn't let The UM 'Canes are win started the inning with a sin tended to three sets in their many poeple slip off his little ning baseball games that gle. victories, as Eagleton defeat island. But in 1958 Castro might put some people with Pinch-hitter Steve Bresloff ed Ray Heidema, 6-7, 8-4, 6- lost someone more important cardiac problems six feet attempted to sacrifice Flick 2. Fillol also dropped his first than a tobacco farmer or a under. Thera seems to be no to second and Florida's set to John Kunnen, 6-/, but political genius. What he lost end in the way Coach throw was thrown into cen he came back to take the was a first rate baseball Fraser's squad will win a ball ter field and both runners next two sets, 6-4, 6-0. player by the name of . game. were safe. Orlando Gonzales. Martinez, and Joe Globisch "It's complete team work." Benny Castillo who al posted straight set victories The senior first baseman Gonzales said. "We've been ready had collected two hits as Martinez disposed of Jim for IJM set 5 offensive re coming back in nearly every for the night then laid a per Oescher, 7-6, 6-4, and cords a year ago and is well game. There are no super fect bunt down the third base Globisch defeated Bing No on his way to another incred stars on this team — just line to load the bases and set bles, 7-6, 6-2. ible year. nine guys doing their job. up Krenchicki who knocked For the second time in two One day it's Krenchicki and Orlando Gonzaleg in Flick and Breslof for the matches, the 'Canes GonzalsUa»who jj4g UM's ahe^next tt*f ^aatltlo. A team ••*•» I . 'fialie* jir*fba*entan , r~.tr ^e able to clinch the victory l>e- Player of Hie Year.Tlif never can't depend on one guy — winning margin. been happier. The reason he everybody has to come Florida runs were all pro fore moving on to the dou Miami. The baseball program says is because of the relax through." duced by their great catcher bles. Against SMU last week, here is exceptional and the netters held a 5-1 ad ed atmosphere that exists on John Fuller when he rapped the team. Gonzales, who wat a Coach Fraser wants to go big a two-run double in the third vantage after the singles, and transfer student from Dade league. Dade South waa al- "This has got to be the inning and knocked in the go Photo by Gltn Kutn the 'Canes were also able to ways catering to the craziest team I've ever South, believes the element ahead run in the tenth with a take five singles matches ballplayers. At Miami, you're played with. And it helps to to success is mental prepara single. Florida Player.* Celebrato After Sixth Inning Homer Irom the Gators. on your own agd any deci be a little flaky, after all if tion. After a rocky start. Stan . . . run later proved crucial a* game went into extra inning* In the "meaningless" dou sions are left up to the you play 53 games in a "You have to keep your Jakubowski pitched nine bles, the number two and ballplayers." semester you have to stay mind in condition the same strong innings with 10 strike three teams of Fillol and loose. The guy that is proba- as your body. Baseball is a After each Hurricane game ' outs but lost the decision Globisch, and Zietsman and Wv the team clown is Phil long season so you don't there are those players who when he had to be relieved Eagleton were able to post 1 Medico. Before we take want anything to become never got into the game. In by Rick Floyd and Floyd Miami Bullpen Relying victories. UM's number o". Beit, Phil is usually routine." the opinion of Gonzales this was credited with the win. doubles team, Rasgado and .nd to give us one of his The 1973 All-South is no disgrace. Martinez, were deefated by In Saturday's game Miami famous quotes." ballplayer set another record "I've never seen a team the Diaz-Pressly combina again came from behind — at Mark Light Field laat Sa with so many good tion, 6-3, 6-3. Dressing rooms are usually this time In the sixth inning turday. Gonzales put the ballplayers. Perhaps the only to tie the Gators by scoring On Floyd For Stopper * Fillol and Globisch defeat- serene and tranquil before a "Gator" catehing crew into problem that exists on this «• ed Heidema and Oescher, 7-5, game. Perhaps this is a tradi three runs and knotting the hysterics by stealing 4 bases team is that you can only put ? 6-3, and Zietsman and Eagle tion that players act out for game at five all. By BRUCE HOFFMAN up for a long time you can in a single game. nine guys on the field. As far Assistant Spans Editor ton earned their first doubles their own benefit. However, Rick Floyd again came pitch a lot of innings,'' Flovd "It was a great thrill," as the most promising player victory of the season when the UM baseball locker room into relieve for Miami and After several top perfor says, "but if you're warming Gonzales said, "But my real who's not playing — I'd say they defeated Kunnen and resembles none of the typical pitched masterfully allowing mances by UM pitchers dur up during the whole game goal is to steal 45 bases this Joe Vega. He could probably •Nobles, 6-3, 6-2. pre-game rooms. only one run in the sixth on a ing the past week, the staff than you can't t>i t c h that year. That would be some be playing for any other homer. He pitched 8 2-3 in has showed their first signs long." The netters will see action "We're relaxed before a thing." college in the country." nings while striking out ten of weakening against Florida ;" again this Friday when they game. The topic of conversa Gonzales has had the op When Gonzales was asked batters. Tech. Floyd so far this season take on FIU at 2:30 at the tion usually centers around portunity to play on two who was the most promising with a 2-1 record is thus far In the 12th inning after UM courts. Over spring vaca girls, drinking stories and college teams. Life at Dade Batgirl he smiled and looked Stan Jakubowski has satisfied with his pitching. Floyd had gone 8 2-3 innings tion, the 'Canes will face what we did the night before. South wasn't everything he at a p i c tu r e of the pitched two excellent games n Bill Finney hit a one-out tri - Clemson on March 20th and There's no tension at all. But thought it would be. Sugarcanes. along with Gary Sarno but "I'm pitching fairly well so ple and John Fuller contin at Southern Illinois on March when it comes time to play "There's a great difference "As far as I'm concerned, behind him the 'Canes have far this year," the relief ace ued to hurt the Hurricanes aa -25th. baseball, everyone just pulls between Dade South and they're all promising." had trouble finding a consis said. "I'm satisfied with my he doubled to score Finney. tent starter. stuff hut it's my control and »- A single hy David Bowden consistency that needs work sent Fuller home and brought If the 'Cane pitchers keep on." UM's Bob Roth in to relieve having their troubles the bur Riek Floyd Floyd. den of the pitching chores is Being the top relief pitcher . . . lop reliever Roth issued a walk and a going to fall upon the UM re Floyd knows that he will be the first fireman called on single to the Gators and was lief staff. pitching as a starter and not and that with the inconsis relieved by Jerry Brust who One reliever who has come get a decision after pitching tency of the starters so far also gave up a run before through for the 'Canes is a lot of innings but in relief the success of the 'Canes getting out of the inning Rick Floyd. you might get a decision could depend on the bullpen Trailing 9-5 in the 12th the The Senior from Miami after only one or two in Hurricanes again mounted was the Hurricane's top stop "What we need is more nings." another comeback and had per out of the bullpen a year ^insistency," Floyd said. runners on first and third After only two weeks the ago when he posted a 5-1 "We have a lot of young when in a very controversial won-lost record and a spar players and they have to get 'Oane pitching staff has call the first base umpire kling 1.87 ERA. the work. proved to be inconsistent and ruled a line drive that Orlan their brutal schedule hasn't do Gonzales hit off the Flori It was Floyd's clutch four even started yet. da first baseman's glove and Inning shutout stint against "Especially with all the Vanderbilt that gave the games coming up the pitch Later in the season when 'Cane* a semifinal win in the ers will have to tome they start to play every day •71 NCAA District HI play through if we are going to the success of the team will UM Soccer offs. win. be determined and playing a maior role in that success So far this year Floyd has "That's one of the advan will be the Hurricane Bullpen picked up two wins with a tages of pitching though — and their ac* reliever — Rick win against Jacksonville last you might go several games Floyd. To Hold weekend and Friday's night wii, gainst Florida. , For the time being at least Flovd is happy with his role Practice of bullpen ace. Vacation Schedule The UM soccer team will "As long as I'm playing Hart's tha UM sports icheduit ttr list nocamtnt serine vacation, Per til start its spring practice on students svttt trst rtmainlnt on carmsus tvtr that vacation, this Is tn tvctlltnt tt>- I'm happy," Floyd said after eerti/oity tt m til tht UM teems in action Monday March 25 at 330 Sunday's second game. "If p.m. Mar I: BASEBALL - Florida Seutharn. nktltna). IJ PM, SWIMMING - In. you're a starter you can only rjlependem Southern Meat. Ttmpt. pitch so manv davs but if Mar. 11 BASEBALL - Indiana. UM F.rld J 30 PM Returning to coach the Mtr. 12: BASEBALL - Indiana IDHi, UM F.tld. J:U I 730 FM you're a reliever you can Mtr. 11- BASEBALL - Memphis State. UM Field. 7 30 PM team will be Dr. Richard Mer. I. BASEBALL - Memohlt Stete. UM Field. 7;30 PM pitch every day." Mtr. H BASEBALL - Florldt Stete UM Field, 7:30 PM; SWIMMING - 6t*rld Thomas who took over for Coetl AAU. UM Pool. « 00 AM Mer 17: BASEBALL - Floride Stitt. UM Field, '30 PM; SWIMMING - tads. former head coach Dale Floyd, use to short stints Ctsett AAU, UM Pool, » 00 AM Photo bv DAVID L. POKRESS Lewis. START FIRST HURRICANE TWIN TOURNEY aa a relief pitcher had to Mer. it BASEBALL Ohio Stett vs. Buffalo. UM Field. 17 00 AM, Michifen Sav f h<*»se! pitch nine innings last Satur Stete vs. Ohio Stete. UM Field. 330 PM; Seton Hell vs Miami. UM Fits*. 7.30 Currently contracted by 44 college foot All players are requested day in relief of Freshman Ted Mer. It; BASEBALL - Mictvtjen Stete vs. Buffalo, UM Field, ij 00 AM, w Midaieen Stete vs. Seton Hell, uv Find 3 30 PM; Ohio Stele vs. M.emi. UM Field. ball teams and 18 pro teams, Loughead is the larg to meet at the field house at Baxter. 7 30 PM; GOLF - Feirstravs Invitational, Hcrllyss-ood Loughead Sports Photographers paid their an 3:30 pm. and should have Mer XI: BASEBALL - Michigan stete vs Ohio Stett. UM Field 12 OO AM. est sports photographers in their field. Pitching 8% innings Floyd Buffalo vs. Mieml - UM Field. 3:30 PM. Seton Hell vs Mieml, UM Field, 7 JO nual visit to the UM football team last Friday to their spikes with them was masterful until he tired PM: TENNIS - Clemson, UM Cotarts. 2 30 PM: GOLD - Feirwevs Invltetlonel. Bradley leaves his Dallas, Texas home ..... • photograph next seasons players. All interested students in the late going. notiynaooo base on a tour that takes several weeks and than Mer M: BASEBALL Ohio State vs. Seton Hell, UM Field, 11:01 AM. Operated by Jim Bradley, the photography who would like to play soc- Although not use to such MaCftloen Stete vs. Seton Hell. UM Field, ] 30 PM. Buffalo vs. Mieml, UM Field. returns home to process his pictures before leaving cer at UM next year are also 7.30 PM: GOLF - Fttrvs-ev* Invitaflontl. Hollywood company travels throughout the country photo work Flovd felt no ill effects Ver 22: BASEBALL - Butteio sn. Seton Hall, U»" Field. 12 00 AM; MJeh'nJR* on his next tour. invited to come out to spring of the long work. State vs. Buffalo. UM Field. 3 30 PM. Ohio Stete w Mieml. UM Field, 7 30 PM graphing sports teams. Mer 23 BASEBALL - Twin Tia.rnarT.ent Playoffs. UM Field. 1200 k J 10 PM; practice. "If you don't have to warm GOLF Port Meleber Cless.it. Port valetser Mar :i, &OL.F - Port Maletser Cltssic, Port Manner 13 THE HURRICANE Tues., March 5, 1974 All-Campus Hoop Final Tonight IM Wrestling Under Way In tonight's All-Campus Championship The Foot ball All-Stars go up against Garfield Pearson As Teams Vie For Points i and it should prove to be By SCOTT HIRSCHBEIN liards and table tennis. Smith The deadline for entrust quite a contest. Camurs Sporti Writer and Taft houses are tor intramural softball will Tbe All-Stars art led by This year's wrestling intra be this Friday, March 8th. Ed Carney and Scott Pud- murals get under way tonight Roosevelt's next closest and the deadline will not be berry while Garfield is led with some fine matches on intramurals rivals with Garfield Pearson extended as * the schedules by Scott Broaghton and tap. The Purple Threads are quickly closing. will be made up over the John Murphy. the pre-tournament favorites In the Greek and Indepen spring break and games will In the All-Stars' victory although AEPi and Sigma Phi V dent Division Sigma Phi start immediately following > over IaWter City Ed Carney N o th i n g will give the Nothing still has a slim lead the break. and Scott Pudberry ac- Threads a run for their In the All-Campus point but TKE and the Purple Softball is always a popu ; counted for more than 30 money. standings Roosevelt House Threads are quickly closing lar sport and in the past it of the team's 38 points The Threads have several has taken a commanding and the end of this semester has had the greatest amount with Pudberry shooting returning All-Campus cham lead in the MRHA with should be quite exciting in of intramural participation of well from the outside. pions from last year and high finishes in pocket bil the G and I division. any sport. Garfield Pearson will have one foot in the door in have to contend with this capturing thia year's All- outside shooting and place Campus title. their hopes with Scott There are ten weight class Broughton who must es in which wrestlers will One-On-One Finishes counteract Pudberry. compete in, starting with the Garfield works their 124 class and going all the By SCOTT HIRSCHBEIN Continued success of this have played four matches to offense around Broughton way up to the unlimited Camtwe Seen* Writer type of tournament could come this far and the winner and Murphy who shoot heavyweights. The one-on-one basketball very possibly make one-on- wil! play six matches to be from the outside. There are close to fifty competition 'is quickly draw one a regular point-earning declared the winner and best The All-Stars also work wrestlers who will take to ing to a close and the final intramural activity. one-on-one player in this with the outside shot and the mats this year and fine match will be held tonight An example of this type of year's competition. the game should therefore competition will be evident during the half-time of the tournament becoming an in be a contest between the throughout the tournament. All-Campus game. tramural sport is the current outside shooters, and who * * • foul shooting competition is the hotter of the two. This year's one-on-one Roosevelt House captured competition had 64 under way. Hoopsters The All-Stars gained the the MRHA pocket billiards Greek and Independent participants and It has been Some of this campus' best competition with a 3-2 victo increasing every year so far. players have participated in crown by downing the ry over Jackson House and tough Inner City team by Matches have been taking the one-on-one tournament now go on to play the Purple that have made most of the Win Over a 38-35 score. Before the Threads. place on the intramural courts for the last several matches very competitive as Inner City game the All- * * • well as exciting. Stars came from behind to weeks with some surprising The All-Campus Table results. The quality of these down Lambda Chi by one Tennis tournament will take Biscayne point. Before the competition players is currently evi place between TKE fraternity started it seemed quite denced by the number of Garfield Pearson gained and LEE House. Both teams The UM basketball club the MRHA title by down evident that the matches these men being considered have played close to five would be dominated solely for the All-Campus All-Star came back from the Pace ing Pierce House. matches and they are both team. gymnasium with an impres- Garfield played well all by the big men but there competing for presidential have been several smaller The competition is down s i v e 95-86 victory over •eason and had stiff plaque points as wall as divi Biscayne College's JV team. competition from teams men who have used their to four players, Phil August, sional points. speed and agility to put them Howie Braun, Bruce This high scoring contest like Roosevelt, Smith and * • * Randolph and George O'Bri- Pierce JKouses. by the bigger and slower allowed the whole team to Intramural softball clinics men. an. contribute as Phil August, The game tonight will take place this week and August has to be the hands Kary Baker, Don Hurlburt, should be exciting and a it is mandatory that all team The ability af this year's' down favorite with his height Mark Pryzwara and a host of good crowd should be on managers be present. Clinics players is better than In the and good inside shot al other players scored. hand. past and this is shown by the will also be held for those though Howie Braun has This put the team's record Following the game will who are interested in being closeness of the matches'' shown his abilities with a be the second half of a said Tournament Director 1-1 after dropping their first intramural officials. good outside shot and some game to FIU in which there basketball doubleheader For those wishing to be- Ken Rosenblum. good speed. as the UM basketball club were many questionable calls come intramural .officials This increased competition Both Bruce Randolph and by the officials. The team's takes on FIU. The team is there are two required clinics has made for better matches George O'Brian have good next game will be tonight 1-1 and their only loss with one taking place on and Rosenblum has high height and depend a lot on' against FIU and it wil. imme- came against this same Monday and Tuesday and the hopes that next year's tour their inside moves to put d i a t e 1 y follow the All- HU team. other taking place on Wed nament will have twice as them by their oppononts. Campus Basketball Champi nesday and Thursday. many entries as this year's. These four semi-finalists onship. ANNOUNCEMENTS HELP WANTED LOST AND FOUND Avy, Next time you como Rides or Rid.rs — Anywhere OPEN 1st Comt, 1st Serve. 1971 Metallic Bill, This is the last time we'll warn MEDICAL COLLEGE JOBS! JOBS! JOBS! 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