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by Maria Basile "Alger Hiss doesn't look guilty. He will be appealing, and extremely convincing," Scheckton, chairman, "What happened orv warned author Philip Nobile, who has campus helped educate the students. There researched the Hiss "mystery" since 1973. was no need for us to publicize the event." "He does not n?ed acquittal; he needs Nedelka scheduled a press conference vindication." Monday, at 10:30 a.m. in room 234 of the Alger Hiss wan convicted in 1950 of Campus Center. Reporter Doris McMillon for denyiig he had passed State and a 3-man film crew from WNEW-TV Department docunents to Whittaker Cham showed up promptly. "I don't believe bers, then senior 3ditor of Time magazine, somebody came," Nedelka said. Clips were and spent three and one-half years in televised on Channel 5's 10 o'clock report Lewisburg Federe 1 Penitentiary. Now age Monday evening. 72, and pipe in hand, he says with a Nedelka stated that "since Mr. Hiss' grandfatherly smil , that he does not want to release from prison he (Hiss) has been write his memoirs because, he says, such a playing the role of a martyr." Since practice is "presunptuous." September, he said, the Republican Club's Maybe he feel; memoirs might disclose position has been "Distorted and enlarged to some part of his past he would rather not the point that reports of campus violence reveal. Reams of research by other authors and threats on Mr. Hiss' life were being about Hiss' life, however, are already linked to us." available in countless newspapers and It was because of such rumors that Scheckton said he decided to allow only magazine articles ind in bookstores, because those questions submitted prior to the Hiss' desire for a' solution has not diminish- ed. lecture and screened by a panel to be directed to Hiss. "I didn't want domination Sunday's New York Times reported that of the questioning," he stated. Tony Hiss, Alger i 35-year-old son who is a Nedelka said the Republicans felt such an writer for The N< w Yorker magazine, will "unprecedented move was an insult to the publish a book on his father, Laughing Last, intelligence of the student body." When Hiss next February. In it is notedan F.B.I, report read Monday about the planned format in that two jurors who voted to convict Hiss last week's Ram, he said, "I like questions," had relatives wor

MarkKulik Hiss9 Three Days At Fordham Hiss- yiiiiiiiiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie [continued from page 1] One recent book, Alger Hiss: The True Story, written by John Chabot Smith, A Living Link | former Herald Tribune reporter whose reporting on the trial Hiss rates as fairest, supports the theory that Hiss tried to hide ToThePastl some part of his past from the jury; his anxiety clammed him up, which created unnecessary suspicion in the jury box. That Alger Hiss sat behind a desk, slowly lit his "secret" was Hiss' stepson's homosexuality pipe, and in his low key staccato voice made and wife's pre-marital abortion. Nubile said. the words in history text books seem a little more real, a little more personal. He was a While dismissing this theory, Nobile supports living link to the past. his own: "Hiss has a split personality," he stated. The hissing of Keating Hall's infamous steam heating system intermittently vied for What Nobile calls the "theology" of the the class' attention as the former high state case, in a moral sense is the belief system department official offered some personal other than the evidential system. Everyone reflections on the in a seems to have his or her own theories, he seminar with students from Dr. Douglas said, yet they still can come to no agreement Houston's class on The History of the Cold on Hiss's innocence or guilt. War. The Campus Center lecture panel im- He remembered the three czarist winter mediately following Nobile's seminar was palaces the big power delegations occupied well-guarded. Only students with ID cards during the conference, palaces the German were admitted. Commented Hiss, "The tight army had stripped of all valuables before security took me 15 minutes to get through." abandoning the area. The Soviets, he said, Students clicked 35 mm cameras, film had shipped in the contents of three hotels, footage, and tape recorders during Hiss's including wine and caviar, by train to make short 20-minute speech billed as "Beginning the palaces comfortable for the westerners. of the Cold War and the McCarthy Era." JoeSpinosa You can tire of caviar easily after eating it for Reporter Keith More came with a photo- SCHROTH, HISS a while, Hiss said. grapher from The Dai/y News. Hiss had At American Age forum The climate was warm, trees that looked, brought personal friends from Bolivia and like magnolias blossomed, and the German Arizona. They sat in the first row. army was staging a formidable comeback in Hiss said, "I hope there's some Young Europe while the Battle of the Bulge raged. Republicans here. There's nothing more fun The Right To Speak The Yalta accords meant the big three than a little activity." Nedelka said later that alliance would not disintegrate before the only one Republican Club member asked a by Tom Maier German army, then still quite powerful, was question, although several did. "Oh, you're the one who was passing around that fascist petition. That man has a right finally and totally defeated. A falling out Nobile said afterward that Hiss did not to speak." might have renewed German morale at a answer his questions directly. When Nobile "I don't call you a communist;" replied the indignant member of the Young critical period, he said. Republicans, "don't call me a fascist." questioned Hiss's statement in March of this Discord might also have stretched out the year on the Today Show—on which he said "Sweetheart," said the young woman sardonically as she climbed the stairs to the war with Japan, he added, because Russian ' motive was "homo- Campus Center ballroom, "I'd take it as a compliment if you did." entry into the far eastern theater was sexual love spurned"—Hiss said he was Such confrontations were typical of the atmosphere surrounding the American Age deemed necessary to bring that chapter of being misquoted; he said, "I don't know the presentation of Alger Hiss Tuesday. Included in the capacity crowd were representatives history to a quick conclusion. It might have motive." of various political groups, none of which were more prominent than the Young meant a million American lives, Hiss said. After Hiss said the prosecution had Republicans. Paradoxically, the Pentagon, now popu- engaged in dirty tricks, Nobile reminded him Well before Hiss spoke, the Young Republicans, led by their president, Larry Nedelka, larly known as saber-rattlers, was then that his people used a double agent and started to pass around fact sheets as the crowd filed through the narrow passage that was actually emphasizing appeasement with the investigators who broke into Chambers' formed. According to members of the group, about 500 flyers were passed put. Russians, Hiss claimed. The top military house. Hiss denied any such knowledge and Some protesting Hiss' appearance, however, were asked to leave the building. John brass wanted Russian entry into the Japan- said his surviving counsel would be surprised Bugler, a self-described "friend of Fordham" who lives on Bainbridge Avenue in the ese war assured, he said. to hear such information. Bronx, was asked to leave by Assistant Dean of Students Lynn Budd. The documents Was Poland lost at Yalta? No, Hiss claims. Bugler was circulating did not have the 'O.K. For Posting' approval required by Budd's Hiss said he did not come to talk about his "It was lost way before Yalta ever occurred. office. Bugler's literature contained excerpts from the Hiss trial and testimony. own trial, but on the McCarthy Era. "I don't The agreement to hold free elections in "Must the Pope's seal be on this document?" Bugler asked rhetorically. "I'm shocked think anybody here has bothered to read my Poland was a "paper agreement" only. that this august university would invite a convicted felon. 1 just feel bad for the students book. That's embarrassing for an author," Anything said to the contrary is merely one who are getting a biased, prejudiced story which very well may not be true." he said with mild indignation. Nedelka said of the myths about the Yalta conference that Bugler, who stated that at times he tended to be "too verbose" said his opposition to later he wanted to show Hiss a fact sheet somehow only exist in the , he Hiss stemmed from the fact that Hiss was a Communist. which lists his book in the bibliography but asserted. campus security guards would not permit "In communism the very root is the destruction of religion," said Bugler, describing "We had practically no bargaining power Republican Club members into an informal how Christians "suffered in the catacombs" during the Roman Empire. at all over the Russians on the Poland issue," Hiss claimed, though the rest of the U.S. press conference in the faculty lounge. Another protestor was a Fordham student who, although he refused to give his name, delegation chose to differ. Hiss says the Schroth ended the panel discussion by said he was from the "white students' union." The student said "we were told from the delegation was suffering from the illusion thanking Hiss for demonstrating his "cour- very beginning that we could not ask him questions." This particular student, who later that American economic leverage over age and perseverance" at Fordham. stated he was the only member of the white students' union, was escorted out of the lobby war-torn, devastated Russia would be Hiss said he spends two to three hours of the Campus Center by security guards. adequate to obtain concessions on the daily practicing law, but he doesn't have a "Hiss is a Communist. And now he's telling you that it was misreading of history." the Polish issue, but the was not long line of waiting clients. He has been in student said. "Joseph McCarthy was one of the saviors of this country. Like most willing to bargain away its security, he said. the printing and stationery business for the prophets, he wasn't appreciated during his own time." past 16 years. Sprinkling his comments with personal Hiss said he only this year finished paying Inside, the Young Republicans stood diligently in two lines, four abreast in the back of reminiscenses. Hiss remembered Churchill's appearance at Yalta. "Roosevelt teased him, '*'yal fees for his trial. He will donate money the ballroom with Nedelka, dressed in a business suit, in front. They stayed there Stalin needled him. This always happens he receives for his campus visits, to the throughout the proceedings. when a great leader's empire begins to fall. National Emergency Civil Liberties Founda- Hiss, who mentioned. "It took me fifteen minutes to get past the guards," also Everyone jumps on him." tion, which is helping him research, under acknowledged the presence of the group. "1 hope there are some Young Republicans the Freedom of Information Act, thousands here because there's nothing more fun than a little Soon the 2:20 p.m. bell rang, but nobody moved for another 10 minutes. They "f documents relating to his case and never According to New York City police, who arrived at the Campus Center in two squad seemed reluctant to let yo uf their own before revealed. He plans to re-open the* cars, a bomb-threat was phoned in at 1:10 p.m. The police checked out the threat, which 1 personal piece of history. asy in the spring. proved to be a hoax, and later left. Page 4 Thursday, December 2,3976 The Ram KILLARNEY ROSE BAR FOXY HAIRCUTTING 2495 Webster Ave. At put of sight-low prices The latest In hair design need not be expensive One half block South of Fordham Cutting-Permanents Road SONNY ABBOTT'S SPECIAL Wednesday Night 7-9 pm Unisex Halrcutttrs Personalized Service and Consultation $1.00 Pitcher of Beer Open Sundays Open Thurs. and Fri. Eve 10am to 2pm 295-9001 597-2554 608 East 187th St. JEWELERYSALE 705 BRADY AVE. (one flight up) off White Plains Rd. bet. 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COPEis Fordham's student-to- Manhattan has been organized by the said that during the holidays the loss of one's student counseling service. The Fordham members of Kappa Zeta Epsilon in the parents is most painfully remembered. Pro-Life Alliance was denied its appeal of Campus Center lobby. Tony Mascio, chair- Mascio and Kappa Zeta Epsilon President $255. man of the drive, hopes for a favorable Bruce Bennett ask that Fordham students be According to SABC chairman, Peter student response. generous. "Please, reach into your hearts Fazio, the outside contributions the FPLA The New York Foundling Home, located and give u/hat you can —and experience the received were not known until a recent at 68th St. and 3rd Ave. houses orphans true meaning of Christmas giving," implores article in The Ram. All organizations are and abandoned children up to 14 years of Nancy Legg, one member of the group. required to file outside income before age. Mascio said that although the children Kappa Zeta Epsilon, a Fordham-based submitting allocations to SABC. The FPLA, at the Home have accepted their situation. fraternity/sorority, began last March when however, did not: United Student Government approved it It was reported two weeks ago that unanimously. According to Mascio, it was University president James C. Finlay sent started by a group of cafeteria tablemates to FPLA's leader John Glynn a universitycheck for $200, signed by Financial Vice-president New Maroon boost the morale of the school. Working The Maroon from his office in Collins 305, Bennett James M. Kenny, S.J. Members of the PETER FAZIO wasted little time in starting the club's wide SABC said at the time they did not know of into making a moral decision." At the time, Layout Changes range of activities. Last's year's activities Finlay's gift. In addition, the same article Glynn said, Crawley. a member of the included the sale of tickets in the Campus reported Rev. Peter Conroy. S.J., head of SABC, assured him that COPE had stopped Center lobby for the very successful Paul Campus Ministries, contributed $90 to the making abortion referrals, as FPLA con- The Maroon is changing its style. The McCartney and Wings concert last May. group. The unreported $290, Fazio said, tended in its appeal. editors of The Maroon stated that this year's After the current toy drive. Mascio hopes exceeded the FPLA's request of $255, and Glynn maintained that while Finaly gave the edition will feature more color than ever that Kappa Zeta Epsilon will help promote was the reason for the denial. group $200,"we did not yet get approval. It before. other causes including the hockey team, and Both Fazio and Glynn stated the real does not lessen the immorality of the Although it will have a different layout the Maroon yearbook. motive of the FPLA's appeal was to gain decision SABC made." style, the format will still remain the same. monetary support, and .particularly, implicit Fazio said as a result of the recent One of the sections being planned is to Mascio admits that Kappa Zeta Epsilon is approval of the group from the university. controversy on the appeals process, the honor Duane Library's 50th anniversary. hamstrung by a lack of funds. The As Fazio explained, "The FPLA's appeal for SABC is "going to review its' funding Portraits of seniors will be taken Dec. 6-9 organization gets no money from the funding was not for functions, but for the policy." In the future, he said, the SABC in CC. 235. Last year, almost 85 percent of administration. Mascio stated, and must rely University's stamp of approval of the might only fund club sports for insurance the graduating seniors had their pictures on independent sources such as a planned group." costs. He also reported the SABC might taken. T.V. raffle. Mascio points out that without "I told Crawley we'd take 10 cents," discontinue funding clubs whose focus Is money the organization cannot continue to Glynn said. "What we wanted was approval primarily off-campus, such as the service help the Fordham community. from the university. I want to force SABC group Circle K. A Frightening And Startling Precedent Though descriptions vary, there has been in a scuffle and Crawley spoke with security Whenever an incident is reported, Craw- sion differs from a "period" in that a a puzzling and at times startling development guards andthe students involved, trying to ley said, the normal procedure is to talk to suspension usually lasts one semester, and is at Fordham this semester. On at least four find out exactly what happened. the individuals involved, tell them the used when an individual can learn from weekends there have been "very loud Crawley stressed that when he first heard administration's posture, how the incident nothing else. Crawley added. .arguments" or "fights" depending on your about this incident in the Ramskellar it was affects them and the university as a whole, Crawley pinpointed one reason for 1 perspective.;: • !..': »'.,•';; ..-. described as a "massive riot" but actually and explain the consequences if such an fighting as the time of year. "There is always The latest incident, occurring the week- never reached such proportions. incident is repeated. friction just before Thanksgiving. To be on end before Thanksgiving, is regarded as A course of action is then decided upon campus from the beginning of school until being a "fight" by many witnesses, a "fight" which will have the most positive effect on then is a long time to be in one place." meaning punches were thrown. the students violating university codes of Crawley also said that he thought drinking Dean of Students William J. Crawley conduct. triggered the fight at Harry's. said in an interview yesterday those students For some it is necessary only to have a According to Crawley resident advisors involved in the pre-Thanksgiving fight at long discussion and explain why there is a were his main sources of information and Harry's Hub, a bar frequented by Fordham kind of behavior better called misbehavior. they don't see the fights this semester as students, had seen him. However, under This was one type of discipline used with being more than in the past, Yet, at least the Buckley Amendment, a student's right to those fighting at the bar, Crawley said. one resident advisor who consented to be privacy is insured, and he could not give the But a different kind of discipline was used quoted, Jerry Buckley, said "there seemed names or the number of students he saw, with others fighting called a "period of to be an increase in fights this year" the though there were fewer than five, Crawley reflection,"Crawley said. Here students are crucial difference from years past being the said. sent home for introspection, thoughts about number reported. Other Fordham College seViiors disagree "It is difficult to get to the bottom of any their future, hopefully conversations with with Crawley and the resident advisors incident, but we were able to get to the their parents on whether Fordham is the giving him his information. bottom of this," Crawley said. The dean of right school for them, Crawley added. Billy O'Connor, President of the Boarder students reported he talked to 12 people The "period" is indefinite, according to Council said "there were practically no fights and received 12 different versions of the Crawley, ending when the student can at this school until this year, It's never been fight. verbalize and put in writing how his mistakes this bad." Crawley said he first heard of disturbances were made and how he will set forth on a Mike Vitale, a communications major and on campus about three weeks ago. One At the same time, Crawley said, "such an individual who spends some time in the Friday night in the Ramskellar certain males behavior is something we are not going to positive program. thought it would be interesting to knock tolerate." Another kind of discipline is suspension, local bars said,"l only saw one fight the first down repeatedly a castle of plastic cups built If that be the case, it is obvious activities of but this did not have to be used in the latest three years 1 was here. Now you see almost by a table of females. These individuals were certain students at Harry's was intolerable. fighting incident, Crawley said. A suspen- one a weekend." PET CANDLE8 Florida's Answer to the Pet Rock. PET CANDLE comes to you with com- plete set of operating instructions to train your PET CANDLE to sit up, "WEB" stand, light up, and fly. Burgers and Beer Available in Small. Medium, and Large Sizes. PET CANDLE Wines and Liquors 110 Giralda Ave.. Coral Gables. Florida 33134 " Small S1.00 plus 50c postage & handling ™ Medium S2.00 plus 75c postage & handling 2597 Webster Ave., Bronx ~~ Large $3.00 plus 95c postage & handling Name . . . . Free buffet for Monday Night Address City State . 'Zip. Football 1976. Pel Candle. Inc. The Ram Page 6 Thursday, December 2,-1976 THE RAM SERVING CAMPUS AND COMMUNITY SINCE 1918 Time For A Change advance the educational or social well-being of the Student Activities Budget Committee (SABC) student counseling service, would be dragged into Fordham student. Chairman Peter Fazio displayed a rare gift of the whole mess on the basis of their unbiased and understatement in reporting that the budgetary wholly informational referrals of Fordham students Perhaps It Is time for the SABC to begin the group has some thinking to do about the way it hands to Birthright (A pro-life, anti-abortion counseling process for a rise In the activities fee. It has remained out money to student clubs and organizations. service), and local abortion clinics and counseling the same since its inception, In the midst of services. However, since the SABC recently ap- staggering outside inflation with which many student The SABC's current embroglio concerning the proved a COPE appeal for additional funding, at least organizations (particularly those which serve the Fordham Pro-Life Alliance only serves to highlight that part of the trouble Mem* to be cleared up. student body) have to deal with, and in the midst of a some of the weaknesses and discrepancies in activity But money is tight. Many more student organiza- steady growth in the number and scope of many funding at Rose Hill. tions appeal for the limited funds each year than the student enterprises and activities. While students SABC can possibly deal with. In evaluating a course pay a high tuition, whose benefits are more indirectly appreciated, their student activities dollars translate The SABC's responsibilities are broadly defined in of action for the future, then, The Raw believes Into many visible and diverse projects and organiza- the Student Handbook, and well so. In general, the emphasis should be placed on organizations which tions. SABC is charged with disbursing about $120,000 to 'provide services to the student body as whole,' such clubs and organizations which 'provide services to as its theatrical enterprises, newspapers and The SABC cannot itself raise the activities fee. For the student body as a whole' and assist in 'the Journals, Its radio station, and its cultural enter- a change, that Is something the students have educational and personal development of Fordham prises as represented by the Campus Activities complete control over, since the fee can only be students.' Board. Of secondary Importance, although perhaps altered by student referendum. The Ram believes the equally valuable for smaller groups of students, are SABC should study the trends In student activity Whether or not 'political' groups like the FPLA or the academic clubs and organizations which regular- funding, and examine similar fees at other universi- the Fordham political-interest clubs (Young Demo- ly sponsor symposia and debates or discussion* of ties, and the level of services provided by those fees. crats and Republicans, Young Americans for Free- interest to, say, majors In one or two departments. It may well find the present fee paid by Fordham dom) deserve funding within those criteria is Finally, of lesser Importance are the social clubs and students Is rather like the proverbial bucket of water apparently a topic up for review by the SABC. For fraternities, which, while they may provide their at the ten-alarm fire, that is, inadequate resources awhile, In fact, it seemed like COPE, the student-to- members with enjoyable activities, do little to being used for a big Job.

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Of Roads Not Taken The Vacuum Tube Rich Gray "Nearly Brainwashed the Country" rather than "National Violence, sex, and Bunkerisms have managed to draw a Broadcasting Company" should be the completion of the "They deliver programming which is big audience and consequently are more profitable. Now the abbreviation of the NBC name. race is on to see how far the networks can go in bringing the Last week NBC televised a nationwide pat on the back entertaining to the extent that it draws all-American values of crime, cunning and cruelty to the called The First Fifty Years. In the four-and-a-half-hour an audience, usually mindless, small screen. The direct correlation between the level of program were a variety of clips which were supposed to violence and the level in the ratings is a sad indictment of represent the best that NBC has to offer commercial and very profitable." both the networks and the viewing public. television. Indeed there were several good, representative Family viewing time—allegedly an outgrowth of TV clips; notably Your Show oj Shows, The Honeymooners, violence—would have died a slow death even if it hadn't several segments from their radio days; and of course the been killed by judicial fiat. It was quite clear that the networks NBC Symphony Orchestra. There were also films of their had no real commitment to the concept. It was simply specials on opera, plays and the like. another way of insuring consistent advertising revenue by Still, one came away from the program feeling cheated. limiting competition between the Big Three. It could have The apologia did not work. The false enthusiasm, the worked. Family viewing time could have signalled a new pretension showed, even when masked by Orson Welles' attempt by the networks to provide entertainment of value. fine narration. Quite simply, NBC had tried to portray itself Programming could have been developed that contained a as an industry leader, and innovator, and came away good mix of entertainment and education. Instead, the looking like a toppled Goliath—victim of poor ratings. It was networks' censors busied themselves with the crucial as if NBC was an aging grande dame—trying to hide the problems of whether to allow words like virgin to be spoken wrinkles with a little more makeup. It hoped that by saying between the hours of seven and nine in the evening. so it would become what it is not—a major contributor to the Public television by its very existence points an accusing world of the arts. finger at the networks. An independent network needed to The network dragged out its opera specials, concerts and be set up—funded by government and private donation—to serious plays. They were convinced they could pull it off. A provide alternatives to the schlock that now bombards the few cultural attractions, it must have been believed, would airwaves. In effect, this said: the commercial networks have overshadow the mediocre programming that has become failed us. They have knuckled under to big business. They television's metier. The result was a vain attempt to establish are more concerned with profit margins and earnings ratios the network as Entertainment only to come off with a than with entertainment. They do not deserve to be lopsided and self-serving anniversary special. considered as contributors to the arts. "Violence, sex, and Bunkerisms If NBC, ABC, and CBS were put on trial for committing This pretentious effort was made even more frustrating by cultural acts, they would be acquitted. The case would have the Network's selection of footage which was their have managed to draw a big been thrown—or laughed—out of the courts. conception of good programming. Thus the audience was There is no reason why a balance cannot be maintained treated to four minutes of Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra audience and consequently between entertainment which is profitable (but not very singing and dancing (if what they do can be called that). good) and entertainment which is good (but not very Meanwhile daytime programming, which makes up a great are more profitable." profitable). If the networks can accept the possibility of part of NBC's airtime (and revenues) was given over to two deficits in their news departments in the name of short clips of quiz shows past and present and four shots of professional integrity, why must they insist that their one soap opera (Another World). Children's programming The irony of the matter is that implicit in its anniversary commercial programming be profitable one hundred per on Saturdays—which in terms of influence is NBC's most special was an acceptance of the fact that commercial cent of the time? important area—was not even mentioned. It was as if the television should be a trendsetter, and innovator, and a At the end of its special, the NBC narrator delivered an producers of the specials were slightly embarrassed by the contributor to the arts. Since it is not at the present time, it is oration on the significance of television's impact on fact that these shows even exist. all the more pitiful that the network should want to appear as communications and its importance in the future. What he NBC failed to recognize that what it and the other if it were. should have noted was that television can be important in networks present is not trendsetting or even "artsy" (if there The networks must reconcile themselves to what they the future only so long as it remains responsible to its viewers is such a word). They deliver programming which is are—the crass commercialization of entertainment. Pro- in providing quality entertainment. entertaining to the extent that it draws an audience, usually gramming decisions are not made on the basis of the intrinsic So far the future does not look bright. Brainwashing its mindless/and very profitable. What other reason could they value of a series but on the basis of its level in the ratings. viewers with placebos in the form of programming is not possibly give for their daytime programming? They have Dollar signs dictate decisions. Nature abhors a vacuum—but being responsible. The next fifty years will conceivably be a avoided their responsibilities to the viewing public. In search no less so than the networks abhor unsold airtime. It is no rerun of the last fifty. for the advertising dollar, the networks have abdicated their wonder that in the last few years, we have witnessed a lortunately for the viewers, no one will want to put it in role as mediators in the provision ol entertainment. considerable decline in the quality of shows being broadcast. syndication. The Ram Thursday, December 2,1976 Page 7

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~»^<»r •••»—»».> Joe SplnoM Peace and solitude in the crowd Peace and solitude. A place to just sit quietly and think. In a city The Staten Island Ferry: The Staten Island ferry is a favorite with more than eight million people hurrying about, sometimes with workers in the financial district. In 45-minutes, and for 25 pushing and shoving and in some places literally jammed elbow to cents, the ferry makes a round-trip scenic voyage across the elbow, one might think that peace and solitude are unheard of harbor, past the Statue of Liberty and Ellis Island, and back to the words and surely unattainable. Not so. Battery. Lunch-time boats are usually popular, especially during New Yorkers, being clever creatures, have found various ways warm, sunny weather. to cope with the noise and confusion of the city and find their own Probably the quietest spot on the boat, away from the screaming versions of peace and solitude. Many New Yorkers find inner classes of schoolchildren and curious tourists, Is the uppermost solitude amidst the noisiest and most confusing situations by simply deck, called the Bridge Deck. Here are the truly solitary riders, withdrawing inside themselves. On city subways and buses, absorbed in books or in thoughts or playing chess or cards. The perched on benches and the edge of fountains during lunch hour, outside Bridge Deck affords just as good a view of the harbor as the or simply strolling with hands-in-pockets, New Yorkers can be front deck, but is minus the noise and the pushing and shoving that observed absorbed deep In their own thoughts. occurs as people line up at the front exit ramps while waiting for the Almost every New Yorker, if questioned, will name a favorite boat to dock. location around the city where he or she is able to just sit quietly and think, relatively unbothered by muggers or anyone else. A The Jacques Marchals Center for Tibetan Art: Located on random Ram survey turned up a few favorite places. remote Lighthouse Hill, in the remotest borough of Staten Island, The Cloltten: Nestled at the northernmost tip of Manhattan, the Jacques Marchais Center for Tibetan Art is probably the closest at Fort Tyron Park, The Cloisters Museum ranked high in our thing to the fabled Shangri-La you'll find in New York City. The survey. The medieval setting of the museum adds to its air of center is hidden behind a high wall. The two stone buildings which solitude. Behind the walls of the museum are several landscaped hoqse a collection of various-sized Buddhas, other gods and Tibetian artifacts, form a reasonable replica of a Tibetan courtyards. Outside the museum proper, the winding paths monastery. through the park lead to a spectacular view of the Hudson River and the Palisades of New Jersey. The park is dotted with benches The altar room of the center is awesome, with high, stone where visitors can sit and take in the view. ceilings, and walls and a step-like altar covered with bronze deities. The Bronx Botanical Garden: Just a stone's throw away from The faint smell of incense is always in the air. The outside garden is Fordham, across Southern Blvd., the Botanical Garden also offers less formidable. Visitors can sit on benches and munch homemade winding, shady paths. Flat rocks and grassy knolls also make ideal lemonade and cookies, sometimes on sale from the curator. There spots to spread a blanket and have an old-fashioned picnic. In the is a goldfish pond and an enormous Chinese gong in the garden. late Spring and early Fall, the garden is a riot of color from roses, Most spectacular of all is the view of the Verrazzano-Narrows tulips and other flowers and shrubs in bloom. bridge, the World Trade Center and the Statue of Liberty across By far the most scenic and peaceful setting within the garden is the harbor. The center is about an hour's trip from Manhattan. the area surrounding the Snuff Mill. A pleasant, although a long Churches: New York has more than 400 churches of various hike from the Southern Blvd. entrance to the garden, the Snuff Mill denominations. While most are open only during services, many overlooks the Bronx River. Tables and chairs are spread on a churches keep their doors open to New Yorkers who like to just flag-stone patio, just close enough to the river bank to hear the come in from the cold, rest their feet and sit and think or pray. St. shallow river "babble" over the rocks. Patrick's Cathedral on Fifth Ave. is open to strollers during the The : Various library branches, Christmas holidays. Their life-size nativity scene Is on view after where "literate" New Yorkers go to compose their thoughts, turned Christmas to all who pass through. Another favorite church is the up in our survey. The main reading room at the central library on monastery of St. Francis of Assisi at 135 West 31st St. The Fifth Ave. and 42nd St., was cited repeatedly as an area in which monastery has a lovely enclosed garden in the rear with benches to to read and think without interuption. sit down and rest or think.

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THURSDAY, DECEMBER 2 On Campus: No Calendar meeting on Thursdays New Time: Monday at 12:00-1:30 p.m. in the Conference Room. Please help us inform the student body of on campus and off campus activities! New Deadline: Monday at 3:30 p.m. for Thursday's Ram. Cinevents: will present the intricate suspense of Sleuth at 8 p.m. in C.C. Ballroom. The film stars Oscar nominees Michael Caine and Laurence Olivier (both lost to Brando, remember?) and was directed by Joseph Manklewicz. Cinevents quickie quiz: Who else starred in Sleuth's cast of thousands? Don't forget, you can also catch tomorrow's matinee. COMING NEXT: Cinevent's last feature of the semester will be our holiday showing of Tom Jones, the original bawdy feature starring Albert Finney that was Best Picture of 1963. See this funny version of the Henry Fielding novel on Dec. 9th and 10th. Calne Olivier Going Down and the CAB Calendar are continued on the back page The Ram Page 8 Thursday, December 2,1976 Woody Is Again Bound For Glory by Frank DeRose these helplessly oppressed is the only Early in Bound for Glory, constant. Like Ford's, Ashby's achievement tacks a note to a refrigerator door. The is incomparable. simple note explains that Woody has left for The finest job of acting likely to be seen California to find work and will soon send for this year is David Carradine's interpretation his wife and two young daughters. of Woody Guthrie. His brilliantly subtle As he tapes the note, his wife's cheerful performance is flawless. voice can -be heard saying, "Hi, honey." In one of the final scenes. Woody waits to Woody looks in the direction of the window audition for network radio. The man and answers in a similar fashion as he auditioning before him sings "I'm in the watches her hang clothes. Their children Mood for Love." This is a biting ironic play beside her. contrast between a man who sings for Without another word, he leaves the money and Woody who sings for himself house and California bound, hitches a ride. and the rest of mankind. This scene is, perhaps, the most touching in Woody's temperament was regulated by the best American film released this year. his beliefs which right or wrong were never hypocritically conceived. David Carridine's Hal Ashby's Bound for Glory overwhelms Woody Guthrie is the best reason for not by perfectly capturing the simple, earnest missing Bound for Glory. humanity of its subject. The film unforgettab- He is not the only reason. Every person ly covers four years in the life of Woody involved in the production contributes to its Guthrie. total success. Haskell Wexler's muted, but The greatest challenge for director, Hal sunlight color cinematography is stunning. Ashby {The Last Detail Shampoo) had to Editors Robert Jones and Pembroke be filming Woody's time with the migrant Herring help make the film's 2 hour and 20 farmers at a pickers' camp. Inevitable minute running time seem far too short. comparisons with John Ford's masterly Robert Getchell {Alice Doesn't Live Here Grapes of Wrath could not be avoided. Anymore) has supplied a superb screenplay Ashby more than acquits himself. without a moment of false sentiment. In one of the camp scenes, two young Woody Guthrie once said, "Don't let girls sing as we see a montage of their nothin' get you plumb down." Bound for listeners' faces. Each face displays hardship Glory glowingly captures the spirit of a man but not defeat. The immutable dignity of who meant what he said. David Carridine

* American Review' Barry Melkun Reviewing the Review mighty Sam Slick, star-spangled Superhero American Review is a biannual release and knuckle-rapping Yankee Peddler." that calls itself "The Magazine of New Coover scrounges every cliche, slogan and Writing." The latest in the series, American jingoist ranting from two hundred years of Reoie 25, edited by Theodore Solotaroff. American history and has Uncle Sam mouth was recently released1 by Bantam Books. them all in an hysterical tirade to whup his AR 25, as the publishers so quaintly people into a killing frenzy, 'cause "those abbreviate it, is a loose and apparently who expects to reap the blessings of freedom random collection of short fiction, poetry, must, like men, undergo the fatigue of by Tony Ziemba least thirty of their songs. With Steeler and essays and exerpts from upcoming novels twistin' noses and scrougin' eyeballs and New York may be the Big Apple but last Casady providing that characteristically and works-in-progress. The selections seem rib-breakin' and massacreein'!" The caricatu- week it was Hot Tuna Town. With Bob powerful rock beat we were treated to some to have little or nothing in common except re falls flat simply because it is flat to begin Steeler on drums, Jorma Kaukonen and hellacious guitar work from Jorma Kauko- with. that they all lie between the same two covers Jack Casady took the Palladium by storm for nen. The frantic energy of "Serpent of and are of fairly recent origin. As a result, it's 1 have to admire Coover's energy, but a spirited four day run. Their fusion of the Dreams" and "Hit Single * 1" highlighted the hard to judge the book as a whole. fault him for his lack of discipline. The whole blues and heavy metal brought their fanatical heavy metal pyrotechnics that Hot Tuna I confess I'm not familiar with most of the thing looks like it was puked out one bad audience a healthy dose of high energy featured on their last two albums. "Funky writers in this anthology-I can't tell if the night, and Coover was so fascinated by the acid-rock. *7" featured a fiery power jam with Jack works here represent them at their best or mess that he never bothered to clean it up. I Hot Tuna has never had anything close to contributing a thundering bass solo. After their worst. I can say I was disappointed by can't imagine "Groun'-Hog Hunt" stretched being a hit single. Their albums haven't hearing that booming 'space bass' on most of what 1 read. Perhaps 1 opened the out to full book length. appeared anywhere on the charts. Yet Hot "Drivin' Around" it's easy to understand why book expecting to find some new superstar. Incidentally, you will be happy to know Tuna was originally scheduled for more Jack Casady has been idolized by so many What I think 1 found was average writers that Fordham gets a free bit of publicity in shows at the Palladium than either Bruce other bass players. Springsteen or Neil Young. But that is being average. The stories are not particular- the book, It is mentioned in passing as "the Jorma utilized the enlightening "I See the explained by the fact that anyone who has ly interesting or original. With a few Roman Catholic farm for FBI agents." Light" as a vehicle to show that he's much ever been to a Hot Tuna show knows they exceptions, I thought the poems were silly, This Too Shall Pass more than just another power guitarist. His can expect a long night of excellent music. with topics ranging from touching Negroes There's a special category of books dear to finger-picking on that song and "1 Am the Consequently, they sold out three of the to boiling chickens in biology class. To my my heart that I call "Bathroom literature." Light of the World" and "Watch the North four shows. Had Hot Tuna been chosen for surprise, the most interesting pieces in the They're those timeless, inconsequential little Wind Rise" would have made the Rev. Gary Fordham's big concert. I think Mini Concerts book were two essays, one on the English Davis proud. The Rev. Gary Davis was one nothings that sit on top of the water tank would have found itself with not only an of the best of the old blues guitarists and was poet William Blake, and the other a portrait next to the Wizard Air Freshener and help artistic success but a financial success as well. of the late literary critic Lionel Trilling by a pass those few pensive moments when an early influence on Jorma's style ot Jorma Kaukonen and Jack Casady were former student of his, Phillip Lopate. playing. "I'll Be Ail Right" and "In the you're truly alone. I've found the latest once the driving force behind the Jefferson The alleged showpiece in the collection, at addition to my catalogue. Kingdom" were other excellent examples ol Airplane. But they were never satisfied with his influence. least according to the publicity material that Richard Lamparski's Whatever Became the intermittent touring of the Airplane. Nor accompanied it, is "Groun'-Hog Hunt," the Of...? (Bantam) is a collection of totally were they satisfied with just "hanging out" as It has to be a tough job to keep an first chapter of The Public Burning of Ethel useless information on the whereabouts of were Paul Kantner and Grace Slick. Jorma audience up and into the music for over five and Julius Rosenberg, a new novel by one-time celebrities whose stars have since and Jack wanted to play, and Hot Tuna hours. But the enthusiasm and energetic- Robert Coover. "Groun'-Hog Hunt" is a faded. It's sad to see some of them, developed as a vehicle for their music during pace of a Hot Tuna concert can keep the crowd awake and flying till dawn's early lighl surreal fantasy, combining fact and fiction in forgotten or ignored, but most seem to be the ever increasing intervals between on Sunday and left them still crying out foi an attempt to portray America in the quite happy out of the spotlight. Airplane tours. Since the break-up of the more. Jorma's "Feel So Good" brought the 5O's--specifically, America on the eve of the Airplane, Hot Tuna has come to be their Where else will you find the recent history crowd to its feet for a wild encore tht execution of the Rosenbergs. of Sheena, Queen of , or main interest. Finally they had their chance to play the music they always wanted to, jammed into "Bowlegged Woman. Knock- Coover has conveniently moved the Vampira, or Pinky Tomlin? (Pinky Tomlin?) Kneed Man." Their interpretation of that old scene of the execution to Times Square, How about Curtis LeMay, who ran for Vice and they could play as often as they wanted to—which for Jack and Jorma means blues tune "Baby What You Want Me Tc where he turns it into a theatrical spectacul- -President in 1968 with George Wallace? I constantly. Do" was a seemingly never-ending finale ar, complete with marching bands and Cecil am especially indebted to Mr. Lamparski for that took the audience to the edge ol B. DeMille. All of which is to tell us that the locating Angela Cartwright, who's been one Hot Tuna's constant touring and their oblivion and back. As Jorma says it in "Rock Rosenbergs were the scapegoats of a of my favorite things since The Sound of energetic and overpowering sets have won Me Baby"—"I hope the day will never come for them a fanatical group of followers. Hot paranoid and conscience-stricken America Music and Lost in Space. I won't tell you that I still can't cry out for more." Tuna plays in the New York area three or with an inflated ego and money to burn. where she is, because she's mine. (our times a year and each appearance is 1 know everybody that saw Hot Tuna las! None of which is very original, all of which Half the fun is thinking who Lamparski eagerly awaited and anticipated. And once week is already looking forward to their next has been said better elsewhere. will be writing about in twenty years. Gerald again, last week, they responded with some appearance in New York. If Mini Concerts is Coover indulges in perpetual stream of Ford? Anson Williams? Chevy Chase? One stellar performances. looking to put on a spring concert I don't consciousness, especially when he takes on thing is certain though; the Bay City Rollers I saw two of their shows last week and think they could do much better than Hot j .the characte of Uncle Sam himself- "The will live forever. each one ran over five hours and featured at Tuna. The Bam Thursday, December 2,1976 Page 9 A Tennessee Williams Phy 'Nightengale' Sing:

by Connie Cullen of immitation and ridicule by Glorious Hill "Why do I resist writing about my plays?" children' asks Tennessee Williams in his autobiograp- Rev. Winemiller is also plagued by his hy. Memoirs. He answers. "I feel the plays wife's madness. Mrs. Winemiller is a fiesty speak for themselves." character. She leads a spirited and percepti- The Eccentricities of a Nightingale does ve discussion about her sister's scandalous speak. It speaks in a somber yet moving way marriage which makes you think she is not about a woman thwarted in life and love. mad at all. "Miss Alma Winemiller may very well be John also has an overbearing parent, his the best female portrait I have drawn in a mother. Mrs. Buchanan is a houghty play." says Williams. "She simply seemed to woman who is proud of her son but tends to exist somewhere in my being, and it was no smother him with her dreams for his life. effort to put her on paper." Alma is a As Mrs. Buchanan, Nan Martin is delightful, frustrated woman who has always loved the always appearing at the right moment to young doctor next door. John Buchanan. take John away from Alma. Jr.. and waits for the moment when he will Alma does not understand herself. The be hers. This happens once but never again. Rev. Winemiller thinks she is on the brink of Alma has the reputation of being the madness because of her eccentricities. Her nightingale of the delta because of her mother is a constant embarassment, saying singing which is not great, but the best in the the wrong thing at the wrong time. Mrs. town of Glorious Hill. Mississippi. Her Buchanan thinks Alma is unworthy of her eccentricities are that she tends to over son. No one understands Alma except gesticulate and act overly dramatic whenev- John. er she sings or speaks in public. John wants to help Alma. He attends one David Selby and Betsy Palmer Betsy Palmer is vibrant and touching as of her club meetings where the local social the sincere and confused Alma. Her misfits meet and discuss cultural matters, but a part of her personality, and she does not technique is to symbolize the rebirth of Alma performance is a pleasant surprise to the he leaves abruptly when they start to bicker. have to express them through her eccentrici- at the hotel. The soft orange glow of a young generation of theatre-goers who only Alma is crushed. ties. A magical event happens, Alma's fireplace grows at the foot of the stage, and know Ms. Palmer from her eleven years as a That night Alma rushes over to John's eccentricities disappear. dies when Alma and John have no more panelist on I've Got a Secret. office claiming she is having an attack of Alma wants John in a physical way, to paper to throw into it. When the bells ring Alma and John meet again on a nerves. It finally surfaces, face to face, that touch and love him for a moment. John the fire rekindles itself and begins to shine sweltering summer evening. Her eccentriciti- Alma loves John, but John does not love submits to Alma's wishes, but this is a new brightly to signal a new Alma. es are all aflutter at seeing John again, her. Alma is again hurt, but John mitigates Alma. One wonders if what happens in the The set design uses little screens just John has just graduated from Johns this by inviting her to a movie on New Year's hotel room is something John also wanted below the curtain valance which have Hopkins Medical School. He has been able Eve, the next night. for one moment. different slides flashed on them for scene to escape the stifling atmosphere of Glorious After the movie, Alma suggests they go to The epilogue at The Fountain shows the changes. The benches used as furniture are Hill and returns only to visit his family. John a hotel room and share a bottle of wine and new Alma. Alma, the nightingale without too severe to evoke the feeling to the is able to appreciate with compassion and a bed. John is reluctant but goes because he her eccentricities but with the confidence Winemiller home and look like church pews. understanding the eccentricities of others, realizes he is about to play a crucial part in and belief in herself that she can achieve Tennessee Williams, in a New York like Alma. Alma's life. what she wants in life and love. Times article on November 21, says he has As John. David Selby is an actor with depth This climatic scene is the one moment for The lighting by Marc Weiss is simple and done the "purifying process" of stripping who plays a character that Williams describ- which Alma has lived. Two things happen elegant yet impressive. Light appears from away much of the "inesential, distracting es as being "cardboard." Selby becomes stiff which help Alma to better understand nowhere without the use of fixtures or props and often incredible material that somehow and unconvincing at times because of the herself. on stage. A twist of an imaginary light-cord formed an accretion about the bare and true weakness of the role. While talking to John, Alma starts to lets slats of blue moonlight cover Alma and being of a play Summer and Smoke thereby turning it into one called The Eccentricities o/ Alma Is a thorn in her father's side. The discover herself. She begins to see herself as John during their heart to heart conversation a Nightingale." Mr. Williams has achieved Rev. Winemiller worries about Alma's a real person, with wishes, fears, and in his office. beautiful purity in this work. eccentricities which have become the object emotions that are perfectly valid. These are The most stunning use of this lighting The Next Man9 Is Confusing, Muddled Mess by David H. Wetzel As the crowd surged towards the door of the theatre, 1 overheard someone try to explain the plot of The Next Man to his befuddled wife. "Well, y'see, there's this guy named Khalil who wants to set up his own oil organization, but the other guys in the old organization don't like it, and then the first guy tries to make friends with Israel, but the other guys don't like that, so they try to kill this Khalil. and then the United States and everybody else tries to kill him, so that he won't set up the new organization. Ya understand now, dontcha?" Save for slight grammatical abnormalities, this is the essence of Richard Sarafian's The Next Man in a nutshell. Like a college calculus course, the film is too much theory and not enough action to keep one awake. Rather than sending production crews to sites all over the world, Sarafian should have saved his money and filmed in a studio. Of course, the exotic settings at least entertain the eyes while the rest of the body slips into a coma. Much of the blame must lie with Mort Fine's horrendous screenplay. He has the characters spouting so much anti-terrorist dogma that they forget what they are Sean Connery and Cornelia Sharpe supposed to be doing in the film. The film who would like to see Khalil take a Cornelia Sharpe's acting ability could opens with the introduction of the idea of a permanent vacation at the bottom of the have won her a role in Night o/ (he Living new organization of oil-exporting countries Hudson River. The remainder of the film Dead; she's about as believable as George (OPEC) by three men. Alas, they are all meanders from New York to Jamaica to Wallace at a civil rights rally. She has the dead after ten minutes, murdered by Teterboro, New Jersey and manages to lose physical attributes to seduce Khalil, but she is "mysterious" outsiders; if you don't guess everybody along the way. so unconvincing that her expression of love who "they" are by the eleventh minute of Sean Connery, who brilliantly portrayed to him is a laughable scene. the film you're either blind or already asleep. an Arab in The Wind And The Lion, seems The Next Man starts out with a good idea, Khalil abdul-Mussein (Sean Connery) is to have lost his acting talent along with a lot but Sarafian seems determined to squelch handed the task of introducing the idea of of his hair since he played the dashing any attempts at development of that idea. the new OPEC to the United Nations. James Bond. This is regrettable, since The basic ingredients of the plot are Unfortunately, Khalil doesn't exactly win Connery's recent successes in The Man Who reminiscent of John LeCarre's novel, but the Arab friendship awards by announcing that Would Be Kind and Robin And Marian have senseless insertion of political ideology and Saudi Arabia wants Israel to be included in marked him as a quality performer. But anti-terrorist tirades drag the film from its the new group. So Khalil takes up with a Sarafian goes to the dogeared cliche of strongest selling points. What results is a sultry siren (Cornelia Sharpe) and leaves the having Khalil be English-schooled and bred, muddled, half-baked mess which is not to be UN to argue it out. with the result that the only way you know taken seriously by even the most casual Needless to say. sultry siren is also secret he's an Arab is his bumoose., . • • , , , , moviegoer; • • - • • • • • < • > -• • Sean Connery spy employed by those nasty mystery boys Page 10 Thursday. December 2,1976 The Ram

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11970 Tho Millet Brewing Co . Milwaukee. Wis The Ram Thursday, December 2,1976 Page 11 Hoopsters Seesaw Way To Season's Second Win by Pat Borzi though. Cara?o switched his team into a 2 3 The Kamikaze Kids came East last night, zone. Yale reverted back to the man-to-man and they played the game of basketball just when a jumper by Kevin Fallon and two the way Dick Stewart likes it. Their diving for more by John O'Neil tied the score at 35 loose balls, tough defense and overall four minutes into the half. hustle, as well as 90 percent free throw shooting in the second half, enabled the Two ties and two lead changes brought Rams to scramble back and then hang on to the score to 49-48 Yale with seven minutes Stewart's first coaching win at Rose Hill, to play. Kavanagh sank two foul shots, and 65-60. then the Eli's Keith Kline converted three of Coupled with a similarly sweaty 80-77 the same for a two point Yale lead. A driving SWIMMERS The Maroon Upset victory over Vermont in New England layup by Rick Dunphy put the Rams ahead, A young team represents Fordham in its 50th year of competition. last Saturday.. Fordham's record stands at but after he released the shot he ran over 2-0. Those wins may not have been possible Kline for his fifth foul. Kline's free throw tied without Stewart's successful changeover of the game 52-52. Astaritg, lannuzzi, and Judge Promising his personnel to the double-teaming, stick- Smith went backdoor and took a pass like-glue man-to-man defense and floor- from Fallon from the top of the key, hitting a burning dives for loose balls that made Young Swimmers Ready layup and getting fouled. Smith converted Oregon a strong western contender. the three point play, and two foul shots by by Roger Fahey Recruiting is one of the factors which has Neither win came easy, but both were Brown put Fordham up by three and in the Swimming, along with track, is perhaps hindered the swimming team's growth. Five achieved by. among other things, excellent lead for good. the most successful sport at Fordham and top-line freshmen were lined up to come free throw shooting. In the last 4:07 against has made great inroads in gaining Eastern here, but only two came, mainly because of Yale. Paul Smith, Stan Frankowski and Smith, who has not made a turnover this prominence over the past few years. a lack of scholarship money. Kevin Brown sank 11 out of 13 free throws year, put in his second strong game with five Last year, they finished fourth in the "We need more cooperation from the for 10 field goal shooting, 10 rebounds and Easterns—the highest finish for a Met school to take the Rams from a 54-all tie to the win. administration," says Felice. "Every sport ever, registering the 400 freestyle and 800 Fordham also hit 32 foul shots against two blocked shots. Fordham's power players should be given a chance to be a winner," he freestyle along with firsts in the 100 and 200 Vermont, seven of them by freshman held Cornell Cooper, the Ivy League's third adds, and says some more scholarship freestyle as successes in those champion- Tommy Kavanagh in nine attempts. Kavan- best rebounder last year, to only one money and cooperation from Fordham ships. agh tied captain Frankoski for high game rebound in 21 minutes. On the Yale side, could draw both prestige and money. Both there with 17 points. sophomore forward Jim Yent hit eight for 11 This year, however, the team will have he and Bernal believe the swimming trouble matching those feats. Gone from last With Stewart and Yale coach Ray Carazo from the field and was the Elis top rebounder program is being allowed to stagnate. "We year are Larry Cicanowicz, Devon Reiff, and both having served as assistants under Dick with eight. shouldn't be penalized for winning," states Paul Macht, all integral parts of Bernal's Harter at Penn. it was no surprise that their Bernal. T.K. Tripucka saw his season interrupted six-man squad that went to the Easterns. learns played somewhat similar styles: a when he broke a bone in his foot in the Adds coach Joe Bernal, "We're very light on The success of the team demands more deliberate offense combined with a harassing Vermont game. "I stepped on it funny in depth and we are swimming tougher teams cooperation from the administration, both man-to-man. With Yale up 31-25 at half. practice," the 6-7 center explained,"and 1 than last year." Bernal and Felice assert. One issue which played on it all week. At Vermont, Yet, the 50th year of swimming at they say illustrates their plight is the fact that Iole60otfordhom65 somebody stepped on it," causing the break Fordham does not look that dismal. It is a Bernal's AAU program is not allowed to use Yale 31 29-60 which will keep his foot in a cast fqr three young team which Bernal says is "working the pool in Lombardi Memorial. Felice and Fofdhom 25 40-65 May are just two of the swimmers who have weeks. T.K. joins freshmen Jon Aiken and hard if not harder as a unit than any team Yale: Jones 1-0-2, Yent 8-0-16, Cooper 1-0-J , Sheo 7-°-23 I've had here." An important fact both come here because of the program, and Kline 1-4-6. McChfislion 0-1-1, Mosierson 2-3-7 Rudokos 1-1-' Dennis Lind on the sidelines. Felice feels it is a natural farm system. Helsel 0-0-0 Bernal and co-captain Chuck Felice noted is fordtwm. follon 4-311. Dunphy 2-2-6, Smith 5-4- 4. Bro*nO-2-; Aiken had ligament and tendon tearing in that the swimmers are consistent in training As Felice states,"It will be tough to 'fonkoski 2- 6-10, 0 Neil 7-0-14, Kovonogh 2-2-6, lombarc 0-2-? properly. reproduce last year." The best Fordham can c his knee and has not been on the practice i« 0-0-0 K. V/Me ?00 put their hopes in are relays which Felice floor all year. Stewart said that the doctors The relays figure to be the strongest area feels can make the Eastern championships decided not to operate, but instead prescrib- again this year. Co-captain Tom Kelly, breaststroker who Felice calls "one of the again. ed rest and gradual rehabilitation. Aiken got best swimmers in the East," joins sopho- The women's team will have a new look. the OK six days ago to start strengthening mores Frankie May, Tommy Gleason, and Coach Elaine Crowley. a Conneticut the knee, and he may be back sometime junior John Brady as leading returners. The resident, is in charge of a team for the first after Christmas. squad gained three good freshmen in Flip time, and only three sophmores return this Lind has tendon problems in his knee also. Astarita, Joe lannuzzi, and Chris Judqe. year, led by captains Peggy Judge and He has seen some practice time, and may be The diving team will also provide more Maureen Tierney. Crowley, though not ready to rejoin the team in two weeks. strength since the divers on the 16 man familiar with the potential of her squad, says squad, led by Kelly Durkin, have a new she is looking forward to an improved Fordham goes on the road until January coach for the firs* time —Mark Uberswaser. program. 5th, not counting two games in Madison Square Garden. Their first game is a doozy--number one ranked Michigan at Ann SELL INFORMATION Arbor on Saturday. HELP WANTED STUFF ENVELOPES "How to Make $9 to $16 per hour while on READ €0 0 vacation or on weekend." $25.00 PER HUNDRED C*i plus 50* postage FASTER * ' ° Immediate Earnings $J and handling. 5 weeks guaranteed court* DOUBLE or TRIFLE your •peed.Underttand more, retain The Morgan Press more. Nationally known Send $1.00 to: profeMor. 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@@titfit BITS AND PIECES The shirts and posters can be ordered by Asbury Jukes are Friday's feature at the From Spain with pride: The Nacional You have to be a little crazy. . .: It was writing to: The Committee in the Public Palladium. Festivales de Espana, the national dance "Battlin" Bella" Abzug who first came out Interest. P.O. Box 853, Radio City • • • and theater troupe of Spain, will perform with the phrase. "You have to be a little Station. New York. New York. 10019. regional dances and classical flamenco crazy to live in New York." Bella's was the Dance ballerina dance: If you have dances at the Felt Forum. Performances phrase that launched a million posters and never been to the ballet in your life and are Friday. Saturday and Sunday. The one of the largest non-profit ad campaigns PICKS OF THE WEEK must go once, see The Nutcracker Suite. program also includes a special perfor- for the city (Through Wednesday, December 8) The Christmas classic is enjoyed each year mance of The Three-Cornered Hat, with Those intriguing subway posters featur- On stage: England Dan and John Ford by children, reluctant first-time ballet goers scenery and costumes by Picasso. ing the "Big Apple" logo and boasting of Coley. with Wendy Waldman. will be at and those adults who confess to having • • • New York's zoos, museums, taverns and The Bottom Line. 15 W. 4th St.. in the seen it more than once. The ballet opens Literary luminaries at the "Y": Poet other attractions are in demand and have Village, this Tuesday and Wednesday. tonight at Lincoln Center The New York Robert Lowell will read selections from his been known to "disappear" from subway Linda Ronstadt will appear at the Pal- City Ballet Company will continue holiday works on Wednesday at the YM-YWHA. cars and end up in someone's bedroom or ladium. 14th St., near Third Ave.. on performances through January 2. 92nd St and Lexington Ave. Author den. (A friend of mine in 555 boasts a Wednesday. Southside Johnny and the Norman Mailer will be at the "Y" on collection of fivepostenand kindly offered December 13. to get me one. I declined.) • • • For Big Apple lovers, there is a better Movies: The Quad Cinema at 34 W. 13th way. The Committee in the Public Interest, St. in the Village, is featuring a Katherine the non-profit volunteer group responsible Hepburn film festival through December for the subway posters are selling "legiti- 28. For exact movie titles and show times, mate" full-size wall posters and T-shirts call the box office at 255-8800. emblazoned with the "Biq Apple" logo with Lee Marvin becomes a grandfather in his the city skyline inside, just as it appears on role as a rowdy American in search of the posters. The T-shirts cany the slogan valuable ivory in Africa. Roger Moore stars "I'm crazy about The Big Apple." The wall posters say "You have to be a little crazy to as his English partner in Shout at the Devil live in New York, but you'd be nuts to live The film opened last week at the RKO 59th anywhere else." St. Theater II and the RKO 86th St. The posters, on heavy stock paper, are Theater. $5.00 each and measure two by three feet. Next door, at the RKO 59th St. Theater The T-shirts come in white, sizes small to I, is the documentary. James Dean. The extra large and sell for $10 each. Yes, the First American Teenager. The film, nar- price seems steep, but they are not the rated by actor Stacy Reach. attempts to ordinary, chintzy, cheap, souvenir T-shirts explore the "Dean myth" in American that look like rags after they've been popular culture through film clips and washed a few times. They are durable and interviews with people who knew the actor long-lasting I know. I have one. Best of well. all. the profits, which average about half of the $10 price, genuinely go to support the Paddy Chayefsky's outrageous film, the Cnrnmitti?P which "'ape coypral frop ntjKjjr programs a year tacHcu-Huv-.-ui "iVitiuiL is tit the oUtton V Theater. 57th St. near Third Ave.