Dublin Thursday, 4th May, 1967 Eliz. j/ Vol. XIV, No. 16 Price Fourpence Debates Dublin University Undergraduate New~aper

THE MERGER, from a lecturer’s point of view, THEATRE REVIEWS this week include Thurley PAGE FOUR looks at Mickey Spillane and Dangers and its consequences concerning Roman Catho- on "All My Sons" and Hope Fleming on "The Trinity’s [avourite [ortune-teller, Gypsy Rose lic policy are discussed in two main merger Golden Years". Tom Chance’s photoguide is Lee. Evelyn Tent took the weekend o[[, but features on page 5. For readers" letters on the subjected to George DawSon’s qualified dis- "appointed an equally merciless successor merger see page 2. section, and Nathan Bradshaw criticises the don’t worry, glory hunters, she’s back again. new "Contact". of Drugs

The G.M.B. was packed last Tuesday night for the meeting on Motley mass march on Embassy Drugs arranged by the Eliz. Mr. Eric Clark "of the Observer The Irish Youth Committee had to hand in a protest letter at the Magazine, main speaker, traced the some trouble organising a protest British Embassy. But despite the progress of drug abuse in Eng- i MAJOR CHANGES land, which began only ten years demonstration on Aden last Satur- protests of the Connolly Youth the day. However with the support of main body of the demonstrators ago with amphetamines at Chel- Some Internationalists, Republic- was forced to by-pass the Embassy. sea parties. While America outlaws ans and Fabians and a group of The last word on the demonstra- all non-ethical drugs, Britain workers called the Connolly Youth tion came from a hipster-clad treats addicts as sick people in IN FACULTIES they eventually got a meeting marcher who, when asked why he need of hospital treatment. Mr. going almost an hour behind Clark stressed the absolute neces- took part, said: "First I thought sity for effective after-care to avoid schedule. that it was the farmers, then I Then, with a mini-skirted teeny- thought it was about beat clubs: relapse. bopper doing the cheer leading, but anyway it must be a good Dr. Joan Wilson was concerned the group set out. Eoin 0 Murchu cause." by the amount of drugs used too General Studies may and Paul Gillespie were allowed Andy de Mille casually, and cited the case of some Liverpool laundry workers who took over seventy aspirins each daily, because they "liked the buz- soon cease to extst zing sound in their ears"! There have been rumours of serious drug- By JOHN ARMSTRONG taking in Ireland for the past three years, but so far little It is extremely likely that by October 1968 the present definite evidence. Dr. Patrick Melia, the College General Studies course will have ceased to exist. This is one psychiatrist, suggested that drug- of the probabilities which have emerged from current discus- taking among young people is an !!ii sion by the College’s academic staff on major curricula and aggressive act against the estab- administrative reorganisation. lishment. He outlined the person- ality types--generally insecure-- The discussion is now in its final stages. This reorganisa- which were most prone to addic- tion has been largely necessitated by the increasing pressure tion, and stressed the dangers: on 4! for admission from qualified Irish applicants. drugs, one can live like a happy vegetable with all the natural urges It has been proposed that the existing schools and departments be --like sex-and hunger--removed. drawn together into five faculties. The five, semi-independent, faculties The speakers dealt capably with would be Arts, Medicine, Natural Sciences, Social Sciences and Engin- some lively questioning from the eering and Mathematics. General degrees will be given in each of the floor. faculties except Medicine. It is intended to make the general degree a Summing up, Dr. John Cooney three year course while honors degrees will remain unchanged. emphasised the dangers of living in an age which depends on drugs A dean will be appointed for to solve problems. each faculty for a four or five year T.C.D. Miscellany term of office. He will be the chief administrative officer in his facul- to apologise ty, his job being an amalgam of the Kanaan Atiya addresses a mesmerised audience composed of Inter- work done by a few of the impor- nationalists, Republicans and others wanting to fill in a hot Saturday Cumann formed Peter Stocken, Chairman of tant officials at present. Deans will afternoon. A Fianna Fail Cumann was offic- T.C.D. Miscellany, was interviewed be relieved of most of their teach- ially instituted in College last week by the Senior Dean last Monday. ing duties during their term of as part of the Dublin South Cen- The interview was in connection office. tral organisation of Fianna Fail. with certain remarks which appear- Dr. West is its president, and ed in that magazine last week. It is aimed to have this new Presidential candidate Dr. Harbinson and Mr. Lyons its An article entitled "Integration, faculty structure in operation by patrons. The principal student So What?" written by Colin San- Michaelmas term next year. Deans officers are Michael McGarry and derson and Stephen Watt was very are to be appointed as soon as pos- Patrick Ryan, and there are over disrepectful to the Provost amongst t sible, so that during the coming sixty members. others, and an apology has been year they may proceed with the fined for negligence requested. It will appear in to- preparatory work of this new morrow’s issue. Apparently reac- system. The Phil. is once again being contaminated with internal wrangling. tion amongst the staff has been one Geoffrey Goolnik, who was forced to resign from the office of Secretary FIRST IMPRESSION of shock and anger at the general The College, as it is at present after the ’Phiz’ affair, was fined nearly four pounds for changes he made tenor of the article. organised, would not have been himseff to the new laws. He made these changes without consulting Watch it lad--careful! Easy able to cope with the serious aca- the Society. does it. You’re out to make demic and administrative problems A committee was constituted last an impression--a big impres- which the increasing numbers of year to make amendments to the Players’ thefts Irish applicants would have sion. She’s an important laws, and Goolnik was given the Summer school created. With the sharing out of responsibility of getting the new girl. Hair? A careful ruff- Players have had an eventful 21 . administrative burdens to the laws printed, lie is also to be made ling needed there. Must cul- week. First a petty thief was deans and their staffs much of For a fee of £3 Trinity students caught in the dressing rooms by to pay the cost of replacing the may join the Dublin University tivate a languid, pained look. the present i n e f f i c i e n c y changed passages. one of our news sta/t. He claimed would be avoided. The four gene- International Summer School as What about a gliding walk? to be looking at himself in a mirror, ral degree courses will split the A motion is to be debated to- non-resident associate memlzers. No -- mustn’t overdo the but while being escorted away by burden of increased numbers which night proposing that Goolnik They can do a general course on should be made to pay the full Ireland which presents a general sophisticated bit. Talk to three of Players’ stalwarts he made the existing General Studies everyone, of course, except a vain bid for freedom. Before tim School would have been quite un- cost of the reprinting. One of its picture of Irish life and culture gardai arrived he threatened, "It’ll able to do. proposers is Tim Coe who is runn- featuring subjects such as ’The arts her. Now for my crowning be more trouble for you than it’s ing for the office of President in in modern ireland’, and ’Irish folk glory, the true coup-de- worth’. It must be stressed, however, the present elections. The other life and traditions’. grace, you might say. My Then on Saturday the cash box that no definite or final decision candidate is Goolnik whose nomi- The course runs from July 4-18, nation is seconded by Coe. and six students are wanted as box of HF books--full, of was stolen. It is known that the has yet been taken by the College. course to prove I’m not theft must have occurred during a Mr. O’Malley’s recent merger an- A number of officers have ex- stewards for the School to work three minute period when there nouncement obviously caught the pressed their condemnation of until the 29 July. Applications for deceiving her. was no-one in the tea room. About authorities on the hop, though it Goolnik’s behaviour, and it is enrolling should be made to Mr. £4 was taken, and it is suspected is unlikely that it will seriously rumoured that some would resign Asmal, and for stewarding jobs to that it was an inside job. affect the fundamental plans. if he were to be elected. the S.R.C. trinity news thursday may 4--page two "’Contact" n ty news Letters to the Editor ] tri i Contact was the brain-child of Andrew Veitch. He hoped the magazine would become a joint INSULARITY AND NARROWMINDEDNESS Link letters Sir, university effort ~ a platform The letters on this page indicate that a number of people Although little definite is known unique in Ireland, for the frus- at Trinity are prepared to wade into the merger without much; prior Sir, about the merger, it is possible to trated hopes of those concerned b~ consideration. There are many problems to be solved and their draw conclusions from the vague gc Your editorial of last week was with Ireland’s social problems. The y, solution will mean plenty of wrangling and bargaining in the months statements, letters, personal know- first issues were disappointing. both ill-informed and ill-advised. ledge of conditions and the way of I to come. Trinity in particular wants to safeguard her academic interests Little more than a thinly-veiled They contained little more than a and U.C.D. may want to uphold her Catholic tradition. thought at U.C.D. to make it general and uncritical assessment belch of racialism, it was Olympian hardly desirable. The most distasteful aspect of the Minister’s move was the dictatorial in its narrow-mindedness and show- of a number of unrelated aspects way he imposed the scheme on the Universities. There was no initial ed to an excessive degree the in- Mr. O’Malley is supposed to in the life of a social worker. consultation, they were merely informed they were to be merged. have guaranteed 50~’o representa- This apple of discord was thrown despite the Commission’s report. sularity with which you have labell- Richard Stephen’s issue has ed not only U.C.D., but the whole tion on all Committees etc., but taken steps but Contact is still a The Commission never thought that a marriage could be engineered; Irish nation. politicians are notorious for break- relations, they felt, were not friendly enough to provide a basis for ing their word and blaming it all, long way from its goal. There is a matrimony. They did not exaggerate, for there has never been any "It does not seem that Trinity like Telefis, on "circumstances forthright Editorial but the bulk love lost between the two Universiti~nd now the two are can gain from a link with U.C.D.", beyond our control". He is praised of the magazine still contains the officially engaged. you state, and further on refer to for not having consulted the usual array of general features. The engagement must either be broken off and an entente cordial "the high reputation of our uni- Catholic Hierarchy~since when The editor’s own article on illegi- maintained or else the best must be made of a tempestuous relation- versity", which it seems now stands has it become necessary, in this timacy says all the right things on ship. Trinity has always been known as a "forum of nonconformity" "in danger of being destroyed". country, to obtain approval for a well tried subject. Maire Mes- and this must continue. It is important to try and preserve her cos- Trinity’s reputation has long been setting-up a Catholic University? senger’s treatment of another ’regu- mopolitan composition. It has a liberal atmosphere which is simply under erosion, because in the ab- lar’~ Mentally Handicapped, is Trinity will become parochial, exhaustive and Andrew Veitch’s not found at U.C.D., just as it is not found at many Universities sence of the "rationalisation" of Irish to the roots. Free speech will throughout the world which provide almost exclusively for their own higher education in Ireland (which Kibbutz is another good piece on go to the wall~no Sheehy-Skeff- a hack subject. Only Mercy Simms countryfolk. you so irrationally abhor) it is no mgton, no ’Words’, no voice able U.C.D. has 144 students from England and there are 230 from outside longer able to compete effectively on Itinerants and Paddy Hillyard to be heard among the din of con- ~surely Ireland’s foremost critic the British Isles. There are nearly 7,500 students at the University, the with its British counterparts. Trin- fortuity. People will still talk o~ the vast majority of whom come from Eire. Trinity has 947 students from ity’s income is little over half that of her penal institutions ~ really heritage of Trinity~but they will made me angry. England and 295 from other parts of the world. In a union of the of English universities’ of compar- be talking about grey-stone buil- Universities, who is going to step down? Is it important, why not able size, excluding Queen’s Uni- dings, not its heritage of the Tones The Editorial asks us to be con- swamp the University with the Irish? versity. and the Carsons. cemed. Poverty and apathy con- Its importance can be seen from the partiality which firms in Britain Apart from considerable advan- Just as the Government and the cem me. The politicians are un- and America have for the Trinity graduate. It is unlikely that they tages in specialist and graduate sycophantic Board can argue that aware or unconcerned. Contact is consider him to be cleverer than his British counterpart. Perhaps they studies, Trinity has many reasons there will be benefits, financial and unique in that it can pick the find him more broadminded, though. Only a small minority of these for welcoming this "new depar- otherwise, it can be argued that brains of the Coughlan school of firms send their representatives to U.C.D. One wonders why. It ture". She had submitted to the there will be disadvantages~over- thought. Low tax -- low benefit cannot be because Irish industry swoops on U.C.D. On the contrary Government a capital claim for crowding, a lowering of our stan- societies are selfish and cruel. Con- they look askance at the graduate. Take the Irish Banks for instance, £2½m. for urgently required art dards to raise U.C.D.s, ’rationalisa- tact should show how and why. who unlike British and American Banks, express no interest in the and science buildings, and this is a tion’ i.e. scientists in Belfield, Arts As a technical production, this graduate. The Trinity graduate working in Britain or America may claim, which under the existing set- in Earlsfort Terrace and Trinity: issue is a masterpiece. This is the once he has reached the higher realms of major companies, bring up cannot be met. Can we do making it even more parochial and best I have seen in the university Ireland millions of pounds of trade. Mr. O’Malley runs the risk of without these buildings? Trinity losing on the swi~ngs what he gains on the roundabouts, insular ! where magazines (as opposed to hase been doing without these How will Philosophy be taught? newspapers) leave nothing to be The new University of Dublin will in 1975 be a little larger than the things for too long already. desired. present London University, which has 15,000 students. The policy in What about History, subjects that Britain and other countries is to diversify as the University increases in The starting point for the mini- are taught with a religious bias in This is a good, readable Contact size, and in London each College is getting greater autonomyas the ster’s action has surely been the U.C.D. ? Will it end at a ’merger’? and .... it has already made a University expands. In Dublin the opposite occurs. premise that only under altered The majority of the staff at U.C.D. profit, Mr. Gaskin. If the merger is to become a reality, then an effort must be made to conditions can these urgently re- gamation, not a duocollegiate Uni- make the University an attractive proposition for foreign students. quired facilities be made available are in favour of a complete amal- NATHAN BRADSHAW Possibly an exchange system similar to Queen’s University could be to both U.C.D. and Trinity. versity. Fine Gael supports this implemented. £740,000 for a new arts block, too. They may win the next elec- £812,000 for new Engineering, tion. Maths, Physics buildings-- these But most important--we were are urgent requirements, and it Congenial Surroundings not consulted. We were not Booksellers I scarcely needs utterance that these, warned. We came here for a LINCOLN’S INN I and not any 5% West-Britonism, Trinity degree, with all that means GREENE & CO. II LINCOLN PL., DUBLIN | cloaked among cliches like "iden- ~a reasonably high standard, a BRIAN TREVASKIS wishes to ex- 16 Clare Street,., Tel.: 6 2 9 7 8 tity, tradition and individuality" reputation thought ~ but we will I tend warm thanks to the many [ are what matters for Trinity’s probably get a degree from the new people among students and staff future. body, lower in standing, symbol who made his short stay at One is increasingly depressed to of censored, inhibited thought. The Trinity College, Dublin, so Poets at the Phil hear how little confidence is being least the College can do, having memorable, so happy, and so placed in the durability of that effectively sold us down the river, worthwhile an experience. AUSTIN CLARKE which is good and unique in Trin- is not to devalue our degree. It’s our life that they are toying with, FAVE Rave Book Mart. No. 4.12. BRENDAN KENNELLY ity. Is the worth really so vulner- able as the almost hysterical tenor our furore and yet apathy.among Friday ’Nosh’ time. Good prices EILEAN NI CHUILLEANAIN of the editorial suggests? students is general. Waken up to for good books. BASIL PAYNE the realities of life at last! ..... ;!i URGENTY REQUIRED : Recent ANTHONY GLAVIN The conservatism of a closed Yours faithfully, academic world under attack from copies of Reader’s Digest. Will HAYDEN MURPHY (and others) a determined rationalising Govern- DISGRUNTLED. collect anywhere, but not buy. ment is not akogether surprising, S. Walmsley, 9-1-3 TCD. GaVI.B. 8.15 (Tea 7.45) Ladies Welcome nor is it even surprising that the M.G.T.D. for sale~ Excellent con- student should be even more con- servative than the staff. But surely dition. Phone 691069 (home) or At Montague Lane, off Harcourt St. the new some of the College publications 64421 (office). student club happens every Sunday. Top can attempt to maintain a better groups and pop folk cabaret. Membership balance in considering this decision. I/-. Admission 5/-. STUDENT TRAVEL Yours faithfully, LONDON TO: MICHAEL W. HENEY PARIS Return £6 10 0 E MILAN Single £7 3 0 Bryson squire NORMAN J. GLASS ATHENS ,, £14 10 0 BARCELONA ,, £9 |0 0 MARSEILLES ,, £8 S 0 ANCONA ,, £8 15 0 3 CHURCH LANE HAIFA ,, £25 4 0 MEET YOUR FRIENDS Trocadero TEL AVIV ,, £30 0 0 * in the real old Dublin atmosphere; ISTANBUL ,, £22 0 0 GOWNS, HOODS, TIES, ROME * have one of our famous pints of SILVER SNACKERY ,, £13 10 0 KIBBUTZ HOLIDAYS from S7gns. SCARVES, BLAZERS. 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book o, 44 photographs by Tom Chance. Apart from four lines of An impressiomst view information about the cameras he used andthemethodofprinting O~ there are neither page numbers nor text. The book is published by iYinity by Chance Business and Broads/or Tim Cullen the TCD Miscellany. Cullen speaks: ’Journalism can Trinity News. This is a~ impressionist’s view of Trinity. In the very few photo- graph of five feet, four with legs, the beautifully composed and tex- be an awful drag; unless you’re America has left its traces in of people standing on a lawn, yet tured photograph of the Art So- good, it’s a hopeless thing to try. graphs where people are posing, Cullen, notably, a distinct partial- their characteristic pose is part of it is ine of the finer compositions ciety’s room. The third is the bril- You see, by the time I’m forty-five ity for ’American broads’. "The in the collection, liant printing of sun glasses on the I want to be earning £10,000’. the justification of the photo- Trinity bird situation is pretty poor graphs. This book is not intended On the opposite pages centre figure in a double page He has a delightful aura of Win- myou get used to seeing every as a tourist’s souvenir: there are the clutter of a photographic dark ’spread’ of a group of tourists. The ne-the-Pooh conceit about him; yet single bird in Trinity; you’ve got no photographs of the Old and room matches that of buffet and a last is the successful ’title page’. you cannot say that Tim Cullen is a limited market. BUT," and Cul- New Libraries, of the Long Room fine Rembrandtesque portrait of a In the picture of a student look- a conceited man. He just gets away len smiles, "there is another intake (except in an HF advertisement), student in a leather jacket opposes ing out of a window, the ’faked’ with it somehow, though occasion- of American birds", and goes on of the front of College, of the a card game with shadowy figures window is the only really dull page ally a muffled humility slips out: to tell a stoW about the latest gor- Campanile, of statues or of the around a brilliantly lit table, in the whole book. The illustration ’I’m going into Ford. I don’t know geous Yank. Book of Kells. The photographs Two photographs of reading of the chapel from behind the how to drive a car actually: this This might be classified as part emphasise the informal -- Front rooms, printed to emphasise con- examination hall railings is more is the problem but they’re going of the Cullen mystique; yet there square in lamp light, the end of trast with hardly any detail in the interesting as a technical achieve- to teach me what the inside of an is neither mystique nor naivete the Ball, games of cards and bil- highlights, are effectively set oppo- ment that as a comment on Trinity. engine looks like . . .’ about him, and he admits it. ’On, liards, groups of sportsmen and site an underexposed photograph of These seem to me to be almost There is no obvious enthusiasm among my friends I do a lot of partygoers, students reading and a party with hardly any details in the only blemishes. The book is a in Cullen, but rather a quiet savoir image-building. I carry the Finan- students relaxing. It is a record of the shadows. So one could go on very fine achievement indeed. faire. His mini-history shows that cial Times around for a few days. the informalities of Trinity. illustrating the merits of the photo- The excellence of Tom Chance’s Things happen to Cullen: Cullen Ford’s shares dropped sixpence I had exepected a high technical graphs and layout. Four more photographs is emphasised by the doesn’t happen to Things, and yet when they offered me a job . . . standard of photography, and I examples of individual photo- contrast between them and the am not disappointed. I was unpre- graphs will have to do. One is the two advertisement photographs pared for such a high standard of photograph of Douglas Home as which are no more than highly sensitivity in both the individual a frame of a film strip with shad- competent in the glossy magazine photographs and in the layout of owy hands around him suggesting tradition. the book. partly applause, partly veneration, GEORGE DAWSON It sounds banal to talk of the and giving the still figure a sense brilliance of the composite photo- of energy and activity. Another is ...... "The G01den Years" "College rts"cou offe nces The Gaiety fives up to its name Poland : Polish students contraven- ganising cultural, political, or relig- with "The Golden Years", a musi- ’ing hostel regulations are liable to ious meetings within the hostel, cal based on the life and works of have their offences punished by U.S.A.: A new plan for the financ- Percy French. The songs are gay, "college courts". Plaintiffs and the ing of studies, in which the students so are the costumes, and more ira- accused are brought before a jury would borrow money for their edu- portanh so is the cast. consisting of hostel and college re- cation from the Government and From the moment when the cur- oresentatives, and the proceedings pay it back later as a special in- tain rises on the Campanile with a resemble those of normal courts, come tax, is at present being con- group in improbable academic dress Complaints, which may consist of sidered by the Government. The singing Gaudemus Igitur (not by he anything from noisiness at night amount repayable would be cal- Percy French) to the final mad and improper use of hostel equip- culated, as in income tax, according scene in the Court Room at Ennis, Surrey, Stockholm and Washing- Being ex-editor of Trinity News ment to brawls and male visits to to the size of professional earnings, there is no time when you wish you ton D.C. and went to school on the he maintains does not necessarily girls quarters, may be submitted by A dozen students from the Uni- were somewhere else. The high Isle o3 Man.. Last summer he mean that one goes into journal- any student, and the punishments versity of Michigan recently stumb- spot of the show is Milo O’Shea’s blithely sailed off to Canada on a ism He leans back in his chair, meted out range from expulsion led from a bar in Ann Arbor after performance in "Phil the Fluther’s cargo ship, ended up in Trinidad smiles, and says: ’Cullen the big from the hostel to the cancellation 604 hours of beer drinking and Ball". The man is a heaven-sent during a hurricane, and finally businessman: ah yes, that’s the of scholarships, claimed a record. They had been comedian from the Orientally ex- disembarked in South America, plan. I like the idea of trying to France : The Federation of French engaged in a social research pro- pressive fingers to the nimble feet 200 miles up the Orinoco River. find out what somebody wants, Students Hostel Administration or- gramme, encased in 16 inch boots. And trying to manufacture this, and Somehow he appeared in Boston ganised a day of action recently in Dominican Republic : Police open- those eye-browsI The rest do very and took a job as a soda jerk in an after you’ve manufactured it, to Paris and other University towns convince them that they want it. ed fire on students who went out well, and although of the material ice-cream parlour. He makes ex- to demonstrate for a reform of on strike in protest against the in- provided by Roger and Gikinnan cellent butterscotch sundaes, and You see, I’ve got this plan I’m Hostel regulations. It’s demands the sentimental numbers seem to going to flog to the Americans...’ troduction of a new repressive corps oh yes, he used to be editor of included more freedom of move- known as the Government Police this reviewer rather weak, the comic ment between houses for male and School. This new arm of the songs have a bite and verbal dexter- female students, an extension of forces was created to pacify secon- ity which enables them to stand visiting hours---at present visits are dary and primary school students up to those by Percy French. Trin- allowed only between midday and who are opposed to the dictatorial ity should note "Two Chronic Thurhy reviews 6.30--and an opportunity of or- regime of Joaquin Belaguer. Engineers". GOING PLACES THIS SUMMER? "’All My Sons" Go U.S.I. the Cheapest and Easiest Way from Ireland. THEATRE It costs ONLY £7-10-0 to Paris by U.S.I. Gaiety:~ "The Golden Years". fessionals. Entrance and exits fol- This was the kind of production Milo O’Shea, Mark Wynter. 1967 that makes it unpleasant to be a low each other with calamitous Olympia:~8 o’c "Boeing, Boeing". STUDENT TRAVEL critic in a university. I can think haste, all of them heavily cued. In Gerry Sullivan. Next week, one of practically nothing nice to say this production people spilled on week only: Yugoslav National Direct Flights from Dublin to: about itmand I shouldn’t be trying. to the stage and tended to stay Ballet. EDINBURGH £3 10 0 MUNICH £11 I0 0 Imagine a performance in which a where they landed as though they Abbey:M8 o’c "Charley’s Aunt". MANCHESTER £3 10 0 BARCELONA from had no particular business else- LONDON £5 5 0 £13 15 0 tiny pause separates the speeches Des Keogh. 0 from one another--a hair of silence. where. So that the whole perfor- Eblana:M8 o’c "The Killing of PARIS from £7 10 0 MADRID from £13 15 mance (at least as much of it as I AMSTERDAM £8 0 0 GENOA from £13 15 0 The illusion of drama consists lar- Sister George". Anna Manahan. £26 0 0 gely in the conquest of time: se- saw) lacked the slightest impetus. Gas. Co. Theatre:~"The Country DUSSELDORF £9 10 0 ATHENS quence is suspended in favour of a The players were certainly dis- Boy". TEL AVIV (ISRAEL) £35 0 0 fuselage of inner tension. heartened and trailed about list- CINEMAS. SUMMER TOURS: Admittedly, Arthur Miller lessly. Occasional glimpses of ur- Metropole:~ 2.30, 7.30. "Doctor makes this difficult even for pro- gency came from Heather Calvert, Zhivago". PARIS one week 21 guineas whose playing I liked most. She Savoy:~2.40, 5.35, 8.30 "Night HOLLAND sailing camps 38 guineas has a fragile appearance that pro- of the Generals". Peter O’Toole, 45 guineas EUROPE jects very cleanly and pleasantly Tom Courtenay. SPAIN (Costa Brava) GREECE (Athens) 56 guineas GREECE £68 in a small theatre. Daniel Shine Capitol:m 2.05, 4.30, 6.40, 9.00 or 26 days air/rail had the accent and a number of "Beau Geste", Doug McClure. GROUP TRAVEL TURKEY £85 authentic gestures, though an Ambassador:~ 2.45, 7.45 "The RUSSIA £$6 apparent shyness guaranteed that Bible". If organising a special trip abroad please consult us for sug- or 17 days air/rail we didn’t see much of his face. Adelphi:~2.10, 4.25, 6.40, 8.55 gested itineraries and quotations at cheapest available rates. SCANDINAVIA £71 It would have needed much "Alfie", Michael Caine. ENGLAND £9 more experience and conviction Adelphi, Dun Laoghaire:-- "The Irish Student Travel Service 5 days coach (minus MacKenzie’s leather rock- Brides of Fu Manchu", Chris- lAST er) to get this homespun "tragedy" topher Lee. 43 DAME STREET, DUBLIN 2 Phone No.: 778217 with its contrived climaxes and Aeademy:~ 2.55, 5.10, 8.00 or contact your SRC Travel Officer 79 Buckingham Palace Road, "Who’s Afraid of Virginia London, S.W.I., England phoney Ibsenesque moral dilem- mas, one inch off the boards. WooLf?" trinity news thursday may 4---page four REAL/STICK Spillane: banned book RECIPE$ Of t V rtues oi Berb in three days

& ce~n BeaPcs. I found Mickey Spillane alone and’ thinking they’re adult, student with his wife in the departure riots, they’re stupid. His reputation lounge at the airport buying some as a cool, rock-hard tough seems to duty-free liquor. He was shortish, rest on a pithy turn of phrase and soft-spoken, with the beginnings of a disillusioned approach to writing. My dear friend Evelyn has flown Farmiloe looked chic, but explain- off to London for the week-end, he’d forgotten there was a party- a solid paunch. The tour had been Helen Given Nl + hectic, he said, he’d been mobbed and has handed over all her invi- "oh imagine that"--and bounced everywhere. In Glasgow he’d had tations to me, Melissa Forethought. away. Ben Buck ("Too many girls So far little attention has been a police escort. And now he was But alas, the social scene seems know my reputation") was clad in paid to the ’virtues of Herbs’ in this bushed and had a cold. It didn’t Esquire: wild, to have bogged down into mid- pastel Boredom, but I think he column with more emphasis on the stop him talking non-stop. Unex- term stagnation, so I thought I’d looks debonaire propping up a wall ’Beasts’. Happy Herbs pamphlets pectedly he was patient, kind, even return to last week and its monu- . . . I was impressed with Bill Bow- are available through the Health sentimental. He was upset that the unwelcoming mental glut of parties. der’s super candy striped jacket, Foods shop off Dame St., but after Evening Press misquoted him as In Greystones, John but Rodney Rice wasn’t---he must several days of an entirely herb and saying that Jayne Mansfield was Purple green lights, parquet Royds, Simon Stokes and Robert have been telling Jenny a fascina- spice diet you too may be forced dumb. "She’s a nice broad, I dance floor and carpeted sit-out sec- Woods welcomed two hundred ting Storey. to compromise. Though, unques- wouldn’t say a thing like that about tion. The furniture creaks under friends, supplemented by a band Gully ("Actually I wasn’t ask- tionably, for economy there’s noth- anyone". As for his books, he nine stone plus; photos of Cliff from Belfast; the Mitchell Trio ed") Stanford was rather dis- ing like it! takes them seriously because he Richard, Jagger and Dusty Spring- (who took the wrong turning), and appoined that Susan Gageby had The standard herbs (’mixed’) takes money seriously. The writ- field beam out from wood frames Peter Jordan. David Vigar moved left her bikini at home; both her and spices (’spice’) as well as a ing of them certainly comes easily, on the wood walls. in on Lesley "Beyond our Ken" dress and her explanation of tea- few others, can be bought in most he can finish a book in two weeks, You get there by going the wrong Jackson and Kate Ellenbogen who time sunburn had no backing. Jane supermarkets. Two shops, McGills three days if he’s really pushed. He way down a one-way street from drank orange but prefers the pink Cochrane ("of low neck-fine in Clarendon St. and Farm Pro- writes the end first, then the char- Harcourt St. The music spreads stuff. Although Knight had barely fame"!) sported a charmingly ban- duce in Chatham St., do stock a acterisation and locale and finally to the end of the lane, lights glow fallen, people were soon heading daged elbow; Angela Durand was considerably wider range of both he fills in the plot, which is always from a rather dubious door. The back to their various places of rest. serenely draped into an Aloof shift; fresh and dried. It’s important to the same--girl in trouble, boy "gets bouncer stares unwelcomingly, a Anthony Lewis-Crosby was pun- evidently she hadn’t met Ben buy them in small quantities as her out of it. He considers the part-time ’Trinity News’ reporter tured en route; Claire escaped un- Tragett who was busily pinching they quickly deteriorate. Inciden- ban on his books in Ireland stupid- checks your ticket. scathed. bottoms from his diminutive posi- tally old Nescafe tins are ideal for tion in the crowd. Tim Cullen "The public is the best critic, if Mrs. Duffy--the owner’s wife-- I had a bit of trouble getting storage. The enormous advantage they like them they should have sits in the pay-box. She’s an ex- into Charles Dutton and Mike was so shattered when Geoff is that for a very low cost (3d. them". He likes writing, especially perz at persuading you to join, and Welch’s soiree Saturday night, but Stone’s birdie said his tie was buys several week’s supply) you tells how Alexis Korner is "coming they finally let me in when I pro- insipid, that he actually wandered can liven up the most ordinary when he’s flat broke and has got to work. He feels free, "an un- sdon" and the ’People’ even sooner. duced my press pass. Assembled away to the Strand. Poor old meals. For example try fennel for the libations were some very Colin Wright kept saying some- with fish, cinnamon with any soft employed bum", all he needs is a One listens to the off-key blaring type-writer and three dollars worth of a misbegotten trumpet and longs fashionable types: Ronald (last thing about exams and finally left, fruits,+ dill on salads and, in this outpost of the British Empire) muttering. case, rosemary and mustard with of paper any place. for a fuzz-box. pork. After thirty two books and half Val Duffy, meanwhile, is play- as many years as a police reporter ing a pin-table football game, with PORK AUX DEUX Mickey Spillane is at the "gravy partner Des McCullough chatting Gypsy Lee: MOUTARDS. end". I thought he’d lead a frantic up prospective members. The soft- ,,: 4 pork chops life in all the capitals of the world. drinks bar dispenses coke from a dian 1 small carton of cream Iwfact he claims to be happiest in luminescent auto-vendor, paper See ’er and Believe ’er a small boat with a fishing rod. He cups fitter the counter. An odd ion ½ chicken stock cube leads a quiet life out of the big mock-log electric fire flickers hope- Gypsy Lee is the self-styled most giggling coyly. Obviously, their what 1 teaspoon English mustard fully. acute clairvoyant of the 20th cen- romantic dreams had been fulfilled. stud, cities. New York? "Jeeze, I hate is as 3 teaspoons Dijon mustard that place". Hollywood? "Dead- The Esquire has still not made tury. Years ago she foresaw that Gypsy Lee herself( not to be Rosemary end street full of convention-ridden up its mind as to whether it wants the Queen Mother would become confused with Gypsy Rose Lee) is M Brown pork chops on both sides in incompetents with no money". to be smooth or wild. The students Queen of England. She did. The far from romantic. No hoary old the I a hot pan. Add chicken stock and Mrs. Spillane looks like Lolita go there, but no real atmosphere is fortune-teller has based her fame crone here, but a shrewd middle- for t cook for seven minutes. Whisk but more pneumatic. "There are generated. The dancing is 1960, on this prediction, and now almost aged woman. Even while you are the < mustards through cream and add to my legs", said Spillane as she the clothes nondescript, lighting, every town in England has an in- having your fortune told, there is that pan, heat only until the cream be- passed. "I hate girls like chop- situation, decoration and price mar digenous Gypsy Lee--each one not a trace of the occult. You in C gins to bubble. Sprinkle with rose- sticks. You give us Twiggy, we situation, decoration and price claiming to be the "original". take Gypsy Lee’s housewifely hand step mary and serve immediately with give you the Torrey Canyon". His mark it as a middle-upper beat Dublin’s Gypsy Lee lives be- and make a wish. For five shillings ster fluffy mashed potatoes to soak up views on other topics are likewise club, the clientele, as it is now, hind Parnell Square. I expected and ten shillings she will read your educ.. the sauce. traditional. "Kids growing beards spoil it. an eerie hovel with a crystal ball hand. I paid a guinea (she has a on emanating a multi-coloured magical two-guinea service as well) and she the glow. But Gypsy Lee lives in an read my character with remarkable of a LYK-NU CLEANERS LTD. ordinary council fiat. Swarms of accuracy. For this alone she is rema Battle of the Bulge 133 St. Stephen’s Green West little boys play in the yard outside well worth a visit. For a guinea, auth~ Our Invisible Menders and and flock to take the next victim you have the "crystal ball of truth", ment Trinity Ball is only four weeks thing the first time. Full (sup- Repair Workers are on the to her door. too. Disappointingly, it turned out in T premises. Prdte away and exams are in five weeks, posedly) of energy and enthusiasm, Trousers tapered You don’t have to make an to be a kind of two-tone wooden so now is the time to lose those I tried out all the different mach- Special discount for students appointment to see her; go at any salt-cellar -- no murky crystal sent inches and relieve tension by pay- ines and exercises.., to dis- time. As I reached the entrance, depths or prismatic colours. as h ing a visit to Dublin’s ultra-modem cover, on waking up the following two girls came out of the flat, Kate Ellenbogen. and Olympic Heakh Club. This is the morning, that I was unable to vital unlte~ latest pleasant, luxurious and move. This need not happen if TO RENDEZVOUS IN friendly way to slim.., in a you follow the course of exercises and large, airy, well-decorated and car- designed specifically for you by THE QUIET ELEGANCE sions made peted studio, with modem equip- your instructor. You will star~ with OF DUBLIN’S MOST ment and continuous piped music. a loosening-up peddle on a wall- flttS hand~ bickcle (waming--seats are very WELCOMING INN see al The club is based on an Ameri- 22 LOWER BAGGOT STREET disap can idea to make exercise habit- uncomfortable) followed by a mass forming; to help you to build up, of exercises for all parts of the TI slim down, or just keep in trim. body; pulling on a movable bar (10.30-6.30 Monday-Friday. 10.30-4.30 Saturday). for the shoulders, lying down and RICE’S A~ Open between 10 a.m. and 10 negot p.m. on Monday, Wednesday, Fri- lifting weights for the bust, for TOP OF GRAFTON ST. dresses and hats and ties and two talented girls and a dog and what they day and Sunday afternoon for increasing or decreasing, depen- learned in new york and paris and london and rome and dublin and how ding on the rate you do it; for cleverly they make and how cheaply . . . repre,there, women (alternate days for men), on t the Olympic is mn on a club basis bulges lower down, try doing some floor exercises and then lie down univ and costs from 10/- per week, the with as many as four sessions in one on a bench, feet fixed and sloping week. 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prejudiced against southern sub- servience to the Hierarchy. How- The Merger: the real .ss- -ne- ever the Fiauna Fail party has stated that they wish the new uni- versity to be multi-denominational. The minister himself, on television, stated that he had "neither sought State control v. the Church nor gained the permission of the hierarchy for the merger" but that he "hoped it would meet with A great leap forward has been programmed for Irish education over minister’s wish to retain the cur- from a Catholic standpoint or the last six months. The plans of the minister, Mr. O’Malley will affect rent unity between students of the U.C.D. would have to partially their approval". This, followed by primary, secondary and university education. The merging of T.C.D. humanities and science. dissociate its current thought from the relaxation of censorship of and U.C.D. is an essential factor in his revision. It is in fact the premise that of the Catholic Church. certain books, can be interpreted which will validate the education argument. Many of the implications as the emergence of the govern- THE CATHOLIC CHURCH THE NORTHERN VIEW ment as the sole ruling body of of providing free or grant-assisted secondary education would become ~ meaningless if this plan were not implemented. Underlying this economic factor, Over the past two years the Ireland. With these issues at stake which is clearly not as important governments, North and South, and its present stated policy The benefits of this merger as e.quipment. It is impossible to en- as Mr. O’Malley has led us to sup- have sought a degree of economic towards the university, the govern- the minister sees them are three- vlsage a considerable saxing as the pose, there exists a much more ment cannot permit a Catholic fold: economic, social and educa- equipment will be required fundamental issue at stake. Many Trinity and might withdraw the tional. Economically there would whether for one or two universi- students and lecturers alike do not merger to avoid offending Nor- be an alleged saving of "many mil- ties. The only forseeable gain appear to fully appreciate the posi- them opinion and Irish business lions" on joint administration, would lie in the joint utilisation of tion that must be taken by the interests. equipment and new buildings. costly and specialised machinery. Cathollc Church. The ban on the If, however, O’Malley fails to entry of Catholics to Trinity does wait for a finite statement from An analysis of these facts is re- The question of buildings is vealing. Within T.C.D. there is not simply depend on the edict of the Bishops, defining their attitude perhaps the most interesting. Here Archbishop McQuaid or even on to the new university, if he merges some needless duplication of ad- the minister expects to benefit ministration. For example, there that of the Irish Catholic Hier- Trinity and U.C.D. against the greatly. However financial saving archy. It has been established as silent wishes of the Church, there are two records offices for medical in this direction necessarily entails students. If Trinity streamlined its an ex cathedra pronouncement on is nothing to prevent the Hierarchy the location of departments on faith and morals by Rome that, by moral and ecclesiastical pres- own administration there could be one campus or the other. Many of a substantial saving. In fact a joint where a Catholic university exists, sure from altering the whole out- these are inextricably interrelated no Catholic may attend a college look of the university. Trinity’s administration for U.C.D. and and for continued efficiency the T.C.D. would not alone constitute in which athiest or non-Catholic Mr. O’Malley, tradition of academic freedom science departments, for example, doctrine is taught. Therefore if The Minister for Education might then be squandered and the a saving great enough to merit a would have to be situated within merger. U.C.D. and T.C.D. were to merge co-operation. This bi-lateral aim, government’s battle for supremacy reasonable proximity. As the dis- one of two possibilities would have coupled with Fianna Fall’s com- lost. On the second point, at present tance between Belfield and T.C.D. to occur. Since Trinity teaches a mitment to eventual re-unification, HELEN GIVEN much equipment is being used to is too great to make a flow of stu- curriculum designed to include necessarily influences the govern- its full capacity. With the inevitable dents between them practicable, JOHN ARMSTRONG both Catholic and non-Catholic ment’s policy. A Roman Catholic BILL BOWDER rise in student numbers there must this specialisation is inevitable. Yet thought, either Trinity would have University of Dublin would be an be a corresponding increase in this is in direct opposition to the PETER HESELTINE to drop the latter and teach only anathema to the North, already RODNEY RICE

Perhaps U.C.D. may adopt the institutions; perhaps Trinity will The New University of Dublin drop it--in due time. And membership of the staff ef "The College of the Holy and Divided Trinity" was how the "Guar- philosophers coming down to years, as in U.C.D., or four years Common Room? Normally mem- dian" styled us the other day in commenting on the Government’s decis- Trinity to study Hegel! as in Trinity? The Commission on bership of College Common Rooms ion to have a University of Dublin. Divisions of view are many on If there are common faculties Higher Education recommended is confined to members of a par- what form this new University with two Colleges should take. Staff and then somebody from either U.C.D. four year degree courses, possibly ticular College, but when U.C.D. heir gets luxurious new quarters for its led. mtdents are busy drawing up mental blueprints, these days, one of which or Trinity must be appointed only in order to distinguish Uni- is as valid as another until the negotiating teams get down to work. versity degrees from those to be staff at Belfield, who knows what be Dean in each faculty. There will may happen ] ) is Most staff members approved of ment, however, has treated Trinity also be a hierarchy of lecturers, awarded by the now aborted New the Provost’s statement of welcome well in the past, and there is no readers and professors, appointed Colleges, but possibly also for THE "BAN" old presumably by the University, but broader educational reasons which And the Archbishop of Dublin’s dle- for the Government’s decision and reason to think that it will use its the Council’s later endorsement of power of nomination to counten- attached individually to one or may still be relevant. We will "Ban"? This depends entirely on are other of the Colleges. There are know when the full report of the whether there is to be complemen- ’e is that statement. Farsighted people ance a "swamping" of Trinity in tary teaching or not. If students in in College had foreseen some such the future. many possible arrangements. It Commission is published. You could be that certain appointments If the new University is to have both Colleges are to be taught by ~and step for a long time. As the Mini- If the new University is the three year degrees this will cause the same teachers then the bottom ster said, the basic economic and degree-awarding body, as is en- would still be left to the Colleges. lings It might also be that in the early much turmoil in Trinity’s Honour falls out of the case for the ban. If your educational facts of the case insist visaged, then there must be com- Schools. It must be recognised, there is little or no complementary on the complementary position of mon examinations, common exami- stages both Colleges would pre- tas a serve separate faculties in certain however, that at present first year teaching then Catholics could still t she the two Colleges in a capital city ners, common courses and common teaching in these Schools is orien- be forbidden entry to departments. of a country the size of ours. It areas, possibly in such "ideologi- cable cally sensitive" ones as philosophy, tated towards the GCE A-level and possibly faculties, situated le is remains now for the College standards which most entrants to within Trinity. But a union be, authorities to negotiate an arrange- politics, psychology or economics inea, --and almost certainly in divinity, them have attained. In future most tween the two Colleges on this tath", ment which will preserve the best entrants will be Irish Leaving Cer- basis would be little more than a in T.C.D.’s tradition, that is, the for U.C.D. will now get a faculty 5 out of Catholic Theology to comple- tificants and teaching will have to formality, and it looks as if the ,oden Pr6testant values--liberalism, dis- ment Trinity’s Divinity School. be suited to them. Some will inter- Government has more than a for- sent and non-conformity--as well mality in mind. "ystal The relative proportions of staff pret this as necessitating a possible as high standards of scholarship lowering of standards; others will This article is composed e,f and teaching. To achieve this it is and students in the two Colleges ogen. see it as an inevitable accommoda- questions and hypotheses, but that vital that the College present a make it almost inevitable that the tion, of university teaching to the is in the nature of the case. All is united front behind its negotiators veterinary school will fall wholly requirements and standards of the uncertainty, and will be so for a and that no intemperate expres- within the confines of U.C.D.; and long time ahead. Yet Trinity Col- possibly the bulk of the teaching young people of the country whom sions of sectional interest should be it is the College’s primary purpose lege adapted itself to the advent made which would play into the in such areas as medicine, engin- to serve. of an independent Irish State hands of those who would like to eering, natural sciences, social without losing anything essential studies, Irish, Spanish and Italian There must also be common see an autonomous Trinity College terms, of course; and surely the or important. If the College officers disappear altogether. will take place in either Belfield show skill and flexibility in theft or Earlsfort Terrace. The logic of passing-bell is tolling for Trinity’s seven week terms. It may be, how- negotiations with the Government THE GOVERNING BODY common faculties requires also and U.C.D., if there is a capacity A basic requirement of Trinity’s common departments, but pre- ever, that U.C.D. staff would to distinguish between what as sumably arrangements here will be welcome a reduction in their terms negotiators must surely be that to eight weeks or nine! essential and what is not, and if there will be equality of academic Dr. McQuaid, flexible. It will also have to be de- there is unity among staff and representation for the two Colleges The Archbishop of Dublin cided whether there would be a What of Trinity College’s Fel- students behind our negotiators, common first year in each faculty, lows? Fellowship will no doubt re- 0n the governing body of the new main with us for the foreseeable then there is no reason why the university. This would seem to be syllabuses in the two Colleges. This before students opt for a particular path should not be open for the the present intention of the Gov- implies common faculties for the combination of final-degree sub- future, but it would lead to an College to attain further splendouz various main areas of study, with jects. anomalous position for one College ernment, to judge by the Minis- in the University to have lecturers and an expanding influence in the ter’s statements, but there will also, complementary teaching by staff setting of a new University et members in both Colleges. We DEGREE COURSES and professors who were fellows-- of course, be Government nomi- Common degrees entail a com- and having a higher income there- Dublin. nees on the University governing may yet see Trinity philosophy students going out to Belfield to mon period of study for them. Will by--while similar grades of staff ANTHONY COUGHLAN body. A lot will depend on who the new degree courses be three in the other had no such advantage. Lecturer in Social Administratien these nominees are. The Govern- be taugtat scholasticism and U.C.D. Commission For TRINITY NEWS will pay commission on new advertising space EARN sold. We want three dynamic people. Interviews Friday 2 p.m. MONEY! Space Salesmen cellars. No. 6 trinity news thursday may 4---page six

Athletics : Andy de Mille Ladies Tennis: At:hhtes fall 0ne-sided win easily to Queen’s for ladies team By RODNEY RICE In perfect conditions last Satur- day in College Park, Queen’s Uni- Squash: One of the few trophies versity defeated Trinity by 104 against Ling ( to come to Trinity this year, was points to 72, in a match that never won last week amidst very little looked fike being anything other publicity. It was the Gray Cup than a one-sided encounter. Playing their first match on ( c for squash, Leinster’s premier com- Even though Mike Bull, the Bri- grass this season, a Trinity ladies’ petition in this sport. tish record holder in the pole vault, team beat Ling P.T.C. by 7-1, the [ 0 Excluded from this knock-out won three events Queen’s would last match being abandoned, due [ t series are all international players, have won comfortably enough with- to the disappearance of one of the so College were competing without out him. Trinity’s only chance lay opponents. [ Bill Barr and Declan Budd. None- in the track events and yet they The medical courts proved to be ( theless, Old Belvedere were de- only won one of these, Hugh Gash ,r fast and in good condition, but the ( feated 4-1 in the final and the storming to victory in the half mile ~ i) players were not sufficiently accur- Z , trophy was ours. A noteworthy ~head of his team-mate Brian performance, especially after O’Neill in the fast time of 1 rain. ate in placing their ground shots f Trinity’s failure to win the league to take advantage of the court. 58.4 secs. [ I: this season. Fewer mistakes, controlled volley- In the sprints we could offer ing and net play should produce a [ only token resistance, Queen’s scor- strong, attacking team. G.A.A.: At the A.G.M. of the ing maximum points in the 100 Gaelic Football and Hurling Club [ yards, 220, 440, Relay and 120 Chris Butterworth, Trinity’s athletics captain, making his winning throw Team: P. Thorpe and M. paddle; I last week, John Mills was chosen yards hurdles. In the 440 Hurdles, in last Saturday’s javelin event. S. Bellville and C. Gibson; S. McFer- I’ to succeed Pat Doherty as club Keys did manage to split the ran and M. Meredith. Chairman. In recognition of ad- Queen’s runners with a strong with a mighty throw of 202’ 6", [ vances made during this season, Cricket: finish, but in the mile the two while Trinity’s George Thunecke t Tom Hunt was re-elected Captain Queen’s men had things all to was second only seven feet behind. of Football and his Vice-Captain Boelens and Pike also took 1st and [! themselves. Queen’s also won the Easy victory in dull game i is Martin Lavin. The new Captain 3 miles though Millington and 2nd in the triple jump, and Ian of the hurling side is David Craig, Macey at least managed to relegate Jefferies showed a welcome return with John Cox as his deputy. Let’s to form in winning the high jump. member of the side bowling, they i ii hope that progress continues to be their second string to 4th place. Dublin University cricket club made, though with perhaps a few In the field events College did These performances prevented recorded their first win of the shot North out for a mere 38. t slightly better than was expected the total eclipse of the College season when they defeated North more victories than were achieved North won the toss and elected [ this year. though this was not nearly enough team, but taken all in all it was a of Ireland C.C. by three wickets to bat on a wicket as soft as yester- [ .in Belfast on Saturday. Unfor- ¯ i to close the gap. Queen’s took most disappointing afternoon. They full points in the shot, discus and tunately the game did not live up day’s custard. Despite this Hen- Sailing : John Nixon’s sailing team will have to do much better in the derson, McSweeney and Craig re- ! ’.i, ,j: had yet another win at the week- pole vault and also won the long sprints, hurdles, shot and discus, if to expectations as North were lacking in both net practice and duced North to 11 for 5 in the end, when they beat the Irish Fire- jump, where Boelens and Pointer they are to do at all well next first 40 minutes. However, Wallace 1.1 ball Association in a team race came 2nd and 3rd for Trinity. Saturday in the Irish Universities’ talent. (33) and Loker (42) managed to [ i.i despite the capsizing of all the Chris Butterworth won the javelin Championships. However, drspite the fact that bring them to 103. Trinity boats in a force 5 gale. - they had a mere 103 to make Trinity showed a little of their The Trinity innings was marked i Next weekend it’s over to Kirby, Rowing near Liverpool, to compete in the obvious ability, being content to by the reluctance of any player to [ unofficial British Isles team racing coast to victory. A pointer to how score more than twenty, six of the side being out between 10 and 23. [ , ~,L 1 [7 championships, which are held on much better Trinity were was given a marine lake beside the River Dee. in a twenty over game following Perhaps they are keeping their runs [ Recently, they have not done very Liffey Head failure the match proper when, with every for bigger occasions. r’~ well there, but perhaps this time, [ :6 with their string of successes behind [ them; the all-conquering team may TRINITY N.I.C.C. : 3" " The Garda Siochana Boat Club ably represented their claim to be R. Lane ct. Hool b. Harkness ...... 19 D. McKee b. Henderson ...... 6 [ continue on its winning way. A. Little ct. and b. Scott11 R...... Ward b. McSweeney ...... 3 * Irish Senior Champions when two of their crews beat Trinity in last T. Neill lbw. b, Harkness ...... 2 B. White ct. Lane b. Henderson ...... 0 [ Trinity Week: Notices have now Saturday’s Dublin "Head", their first VIII winning by a clear 13 seconds. P. Murphy st. Law b. Loker ...... 10 J. McKelv, eyct. Henderson b. Craig ~ gone up, inviting entries for the S. Jones ct. Law b. Hool ...... 17 J. Law ca. Byrne b. Craig ...... [ Crews started roughly 15 seconds behind each other and the results were D. Henderson b, Loer ...... 23 N. B. Hool b. Craig ...... 0 annual Trinity Week five-a-side on a time basis. M. Byrne not out ...... 18 W. Wallace b. Henderson ...... 33 [ soccer and seven-a-side rugby com- J. Halliday run out ...... 2 Loker ct. McSweeney b. Halliday 42 petitions. These are on the re- Conditions were slow but calm room" represents Trinity’s best G. Craig not out ...... 4 JS’. Scott ct. Jones b. McSweeney 0 [ spective club boards at Front Gate. and warm, and the Dublin police, hope for a Championship this seas- Extras ...... 1 J. Harkness b. Halliday 1...... t The early rounds will be played taking full advamage of their posi- Total 107 A. Coates not out ...... 7 on, and indeed would be the first Did not bat: Extras ...... 4 [ during the sixth week of term and tion as challengers, almost caught Trinity crew to win the Maiden G. Murphy and Y. McSweeney Total 103 the finals will take place on the D.U.B.C. by O’Connell Bridge. Championship of Ireland. Thursday of the Week. The Garda 2nd crew also had a Tennis: good row and just pipped Trinity UNIVERSITY OF DUBLIN for second place. Over all the standard in the event was disappoiming. The first Mixed bag for Trinity men in TRINITY COLLEGE Trinity had two other crews in crew was nearly a minute outside Course for the race--Junior and Maiden. The Trinity’s record for the course. ! Higher Diploma in event always has its share of haz- Trinity, who have been coached Hard Court Championships ii!, 7!, ards and No. 7, Tom Freeman, in lately by N. Tinne~an Oxford ( Education the T.C.D. Junior VIII had the Blue--had raised the hopes of their With the tennis Colours match he showed himself to be a very Application for admission misfortune to hit an orange box and supporters in the previous weeks’ only two weeks away, most of the useful hard court player and won [ should be made by 10 june, lost control of his oar for a few practice, but one suspects that they team have been putting in useful his second match against W. BoP [ strokes. However this served to may have been brought on a little practice in the Irish Hard Court ger by a convincing margin of 6-1, ’5 1967 as later application will be considered only in rela- give added impetus to a much im- too quickly. A few more longer Championships at Fitzwilliam. 6-0. [ tion to places, if any, then proved crew who were only beaten rows in training may have given In the opening rounds last week- F. Graham and A. Graham both i remaining unallocated. by 6 seconds in the Clinker divi- the crew a little confidence to deal end, P. Rowan and A. Poustie had walk-overs in the opening[ Particulars and applications sion. The Maiden VIII practically with the prospect of a 12 minute looked in need of more training, matches. P. Ledbetter, the College ii: caught an admittedly unfit Senior race. However, now that the long forms are available from: both losing in the first round. H. No. 1 player, who reached theI VIII which had started in front distance events are over Trinity Armstrong had a good 6-2, 6-2 final of this tournament last year, The Registrar, of them, and were clearly the fast- can get back to interval training victory over E. J. Buckley, while elected not to enter the singles this [ School of Education, est novice crew in the event. This which, after all, is designed to T. Clapp came through two / time, but rather to wait for thei Trinity College, Dublin 2. crew with Gier DaM, Robin Boyd train crews to race for 6 or 7 min- rounds. Playing controlled tennis, doubles later in the week. and Brian Persson in the "engine utes and not for twelve. ill I CARDS-N-NOVELTIES TRINITY NEWS SWEEPSTAKE MOONEYS BARS THOMAS J. KELLY The Derby { Visit 193 Pearse St., Dublin 2 ( Draw MAY 25th THE COLLEGE MOONEY l College Street Prizes £20; £7 10s.; £2 10s. SIGN OF THE ZODIAC ! Grafton Mooney Plus 15/- FOR EVERY HORSE DRAWN Harry Street Tickets ¯ . 1/. I I -1’ : i( Peblbhed by "Trinity News", 6 Trinity College, Dublin, and printed by the Brunswick Press Ltd., 179 Petrie Sire et, in the parisl~ of St. Mark, Dublin. All national advertising contracte~l by Achievement University PIIblct~OM [" Ltd. House, Bradford 8. Tel.: 3124113.