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boatrnans quartorly GRAND rovtow CANYON 1i-qRIVER the journal of Grand Can5.'6y1 Ril,er Guides, Inc. GI-JIDtr,S volunre 8 number 4 fall 1995 Kent Frost A Campfire Tale of an Impromptu River TIip Whale Whale tales MTS. BaSS I 995 Kazan Memorial Air Turbulence Kent Frost and cousin leaving Chaffin ranch The Canyonous Legend \\7 /ell, this happened back around 1939, and if anybody's not Condors \ f, / interested, why they don't have to listen, I guess. [group laughs] Y Y In 1938 I made a trip down the San Juan River with Nevills Guano Expeditions. Elzada Clover was on the trip, who had been down the Grand Canyon that same year also, and she wanted to do a trip down the San Juan, so I was able to get on as Spring Flood Flow a boatman on that trip. There were, I think, five boats on that. One San Juan boat and three Folboats... Anyway, after going through that trip, why, the next year come around On Raising Spillways and nothing was happening... I wanted to go on Glen Canyon and I told my cousin he ought to go with me. "!7e could go for a hike across the country... go over to Hite and Of Cataract Canyon then we'll just float from there on down to Lee's Ferry on a raft that we'll make." And he continued on page 23 boatman's qLtarterlu reuieLu Iln* tlavs r:f F;o,xfl ...is published more or less quarterly by and for Grand Canyon River Guides. Y ife is hard lately; not even close ro what mosr Grand Canyon River Guides H of Lrs woul.l call fun. The pressure is on frorn is a nonprofit organization dedicated to -&-.--#every rvhich way, and no one is immune. The winds of change gr-rst ar-rd swirl... the summer of '95 does * Protecting Grand Canyon * not slip gentiy into autlrmn. * Seting the highest standards for rhe river profession * Early September: In rhe pouring rain ar Lees Ferry an * Celebrating the unique spirit of the river communiry * unusual mixture of people stand, paying stunned * Providing the best possible river experience * respects to the memory of our good buddy and classic Ceneral Meerings are held each Spring an..l Fall. o1d Grand Canyon boatman "the !7hale," always the Board of Directors Meetings are held the first Monday of life of the party, who studied his cards, surveyed the , each month. All innocent bystanders are urged to attend. table at large, and abruptly cashed our. \il/e sing "Shall Call for demils. We Gather at the River," followed by "How Great Thou Officers Art." Lightning splits the sky; the rain falls harder. An unspeakable President Lew Steiger sadness hangs heavy in the air. It feels, among other things, Iike the death of an era. Vice President Jeri Ledbetter That same Secretary/teasurer Lynn Hamilton week, 16 Grand Canyon outfitters and the competing public Directors Kim Crumbo send in new applications fclr commercial river permits. Everybody bids on rheir Bert Jones own Bob Grusy company, sorne bid on each other. Mystery players ante Andre Potochnik up with multiple offers, and rumor has it a few are prerty Tim !ilhimey big. The Prospecrus, or call for bids, was theoretically Tom Vail designed to foster competition in a way that r,vill do jr,rstice to the Canyon and somehow provide better long Our editoriai policy, such as it is: provide an open term service. It contains some strange language from a fortrm. We nced arricles, poetry, stories, drawings, phoror, guide'.s perspective, though. Who wrote it, and what opinions, suggestions, gripes, comics, etc. they were really thinking when rhey clid is somewhar Written submissions should be less than 1500 words obscure to us, as is who will acrually award rhe new and, if possible, be sent on a complrrer disk. PC or MAC contracts and what they'll be thinking when they do. format; ASCII files are best but we can translate mosr The spectre of big (or bigger) business looms dark in the programs. Send an SASE for submission guidelines. backgror-rnd. Until the new contracts are awarded, our Include postpaid rerurn envelope if you wanr your disk or entire community will twist in the wind. suhmission returned. Back in D.C., the pendulum keeps moving. The last Deadlines for submissions are rhe 1st of April, January', two icleological swings have been so hard, so fasr, July and October, more or less. Thanks. nobody knows what's next. Rapid, unpredictable change Our of6ce location: 9t/zEast. Aspen, Flagstaf( Arizona is the order of rhe day. A blil making the rounds in Offce Hoursr 10-4 M-!7-F Congress-H.R. 260-consiclers the closing of 315 Phone 5?O17?3.1075 different National Park units that fail ro measlrre up. Fax 5201773-8523 The Grand Canyon isn't one of them, but the basic foundations of the NPS rnay be under the hatcher, Nc\t, Fax l{qimber along with God knows rvhat else. "Government" is a hefty word these days-fraught wirh tension. The worst of it is, more than ever, itt hard to see what's right GCRG has a separate fax line, which should make anymore. The American Dream keeps slipping the phone system work better... we hope. The Mac somehow, but we don't know how to fix it. computer answers the phone; the IBM receives faxes. In Back to that same r.r,eird week in Arizona: krwer theory, anyway. (520) Fax: 773-8523 down on the food chain, the process of guides, ourfitters and plivate boaters co-operatively helping the NPS h,,lelrx-lbcrship write the Commercial Operating Requirements, having sirnmered along all summer, suddenly boils over. The new Pres. at GCRG takes the ti1ler frorn ex-Pres. Gr-ride Members 603 General Members: 658 Murphy and instantly runs full cob aground on the Circulatior-r 2333 shoals of an untimely emotional outbursr. The rocks grand canyorl rirrcr glricles page 2 that took off his lower unit on the way in were the The other direction is harder to see these days, and Coast Guard; the appiication of an urban Health Code much more difficult to describe without sounding kinda to the river; drug testing; a huge pile of paper, growing fruity. About the only way to start toward it is look over ever bigger; and, mainly, a regulatory ethic that seemed your shoulder at the outside world, then sit back and to say that if somebody wasn't there to force commer- think hard about Grand Canyon and oneself and every- cial boatmen into doing a good job, the old rape and body else... then just keep asking "\(/hat's really true? pillage days of the late 60's would've never ended lVhat's really going to be right for this place in the (absent the fear of Big Brother, we'd be passing out future?" It's still subjective, but if you do start traveiing drunk in the middle of the day and drifting unchecked that direction, and keep moving, eventually you get to a into eddies, or burying our human waste in the sand pretty nice place-where everybody sees what a good and stirring the spaghetti with greasy old channel- thing rhis is and how lucky we all are to be part of it. locks). All us guides acknowledge the enormous privilege it is But even if the obstacles are gnarly, and scary to just to live here (and get paid for it). Our outfltters contemplate too deeply (both for the bullshit and the figure out the same thing (plus what a good job we do traces of truth one might find), rhar doesn'r mean for them, and the personal price we pay to do it long you're not supposed to steer around them if it's your enough to get really good at it). The commercial sector tum to lead. And the truth here is, this particular wreck as a whole wakes up and realizes what the best of us- isn't the least bit pretty. Later on it feels abour as suave which to our everlasting credit includes some of our as hanging up in the middle of the Paria Riffle in plain biggest companies (along with a few smaller outfits sight of the whole world; and telling the brand new too)-already figured out a long time ago. lUhich is: the people on your boat "Ok, no big deal. We'll just have a bottom line here is more than just the money. What little lunch and wait for the water ro rise;" then lifting you really get out of this place, and this adventure, is the cooler lid and realizing you've left all the cold-cuts directly proportionate to what you put back in. back in Flagstaff. At which point the thin-lipped execu- Keep heading that way, and pretty soon the people tive sitting toward the front says "there seems to be a who've taken the most out and given the least back problem with this tube under the frame up here, it's start pitching in a little better, and giving a little more losing air." After such a terriflc beginning, the whole than they have in the past. It feels good. They actually '(one trip itself more year of service to GCRG-which like it. The thing starts to snowball. Everybody reaches wasn't looking all that easy anyway) srarrs to crystallize down and finds the best in themselves instead of the as Definitely a Bad ldea.