SEASON 27, ISSUE 6: April 29th, 2016 The Rosedale Open homepage: http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~janbu/ropen.html

Contents ======1. Introduction 2. Broadcast messages 3. Apprentices discovered 4. League results 5. League tables 6. Scorer’s lists 7. Suspensions 8. GMs auction 9. Transferlist 10. Sale to non-league 11. Private trade 12. League matches next issue 13. the Rosedale Knockout 14. Luck statistics 15. List of addresses

1. Introduction

Since the issue is on time, I will stick to the previously published dates for next issue:

The early deadline for issue 7 is Friday May 13, at 21:30 CET. The deadline for issue 7 is Friday May 20, at 21:30 CET. Publication of issue 7 expected latest Wednesday June 1.

If issue 7 is out on time, the deadlines for issue 8 will be June 10 and 17. If you have heard nothing by the expected publication, feel free to get in touch to check up on it.

Next issue, you send orders for: * match days 11 and 12 in the league (see section 12)

This round, the home advantage remains 7 VP. The home team is listed first in the league schedule. All cup games are on neutral field (no home advantage).

In addition, as always, you send coaching. Optionally, you can also discover talents and buy/sell players.

By the time you read this, I have already sent out your teams. If you haven't received it, please get in touch.

2. Broadcast messages

Jed Stone, Frillby United: «From Sports Section:- LONGDALE COURIER – Skelsthorpe

The opening of the Twixby Stadium , the new home of Frillby United, was postponed for two hours last Saturday due to a clash of cultures. A small protest group lead by Madame Zelda Crumpata - the well known mystic - were holding a protest outside the stadium when the 'Gargle Blaster Group' arrived to protest against the sale of Tearillia at the new venue. For a while the two groups contented themselves with trying to out chant each other but the arrival of Sir James himself caused an escalation as the two sets of protestors tried to converge on his limousine. Both groups used their banners to bash the other out of the way and a massive melee ensued which caused the postponement of the opening ceremony. When the police had finally restored order and the area had been cleaned the official opening took place. A spokesman for the Club later said that if Madame Zelda was as good a mystic as she claimed she would have foreseen the fight and saved herself a lot of trouble by turning up a couple of hours later on at the time when the ceremony actually took place!!.»

Deepak Mohoni, Slartibartfast FC: «Beware of imitations. Here's how to make the genuine Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster (from h2g2) : Take the juice from one bottle of Ol' Janx Spirit. Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V — Oh, that Santraginean seawater! Oh, those Santraginean fish! Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost). Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia. Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle, sweet and mystic. Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink. Sprinkle Zamphuor. Add an olive. Drink... but... very carefully...»

3. Apprentices discovered

None.

4. League results

Rosedale Premiership Match day 9 ======

Feyenoord - Twin Peaks Owls 0 : 2 Scorers: --- ***Dale Cooper (36.), Solveig Horne (25.) Twin Peaks Owls managed an upper hand away against Feyenoord, and secured the win with two goals in the first half.

Fantasy Finale - Botanica 2 : 2 Scorers: Walt (19., 76.) ***Oxalis fontana (22., 81.) Twice, Walt gave Fantasy Finale the lead, and twice Oxalis fontana equalised for Botanica.

Oaks - Chicken Run 0 : 1 Scorers: --- ***Elena (17.) Elena scored an early goal to give Chicken Run the lead, and Oaks never managed to come back from that.

Currents of Space - Lake Tanganyika 1 : 0 Scorers: Cadmann Weyland (85.) ***--- After 84 pretty slow minutes, Cadmann Weyland managed to get in the winning goal for Currents of Space.

ENPS - Desassossego Blues 0 : 2 Scorers: --- ***Faustino (43.), Barao de Teivo (89.) A pretty close game, but the Blues claim both points with a goal in each half.

Ubermenschen - Kremlin 0 : 0 Penalties: - ***- (1 missed) Booked: Marx ***--- Ubermenschen had most of the play here, but Kremlin escaped with a lucky draw.

Rosedale Premiership Match day 10 ======

Kremlin - Twin Peaks Owls 1 : 2 Penalties: 1 ***2 (1 missed) Sent off: Lysenko Evolutionist (11.) ***--- Booked: --- ***Dale Cooper, Harry Truman, Perola A clear upper hand for Twin Peaks Owls in the Brennhaug derby, and with 3(!) penalties, they had to win this.

Desassossego Blues - Ubermenschen 2 : 0 Scorers: Faustino (25.), Federico Reis (70.) ***--- Booked: Alexander Search, Faustino ***Brecht, Kant, Nietzsche The Blues secure a double win weekend with a goal in each half here.

Lake Tanganyika - ENPS 0 : 0 Lake Tanganyika had the upper hand here, but ENPS escaped with a draw.

Chicken Run - Currents of Space 1 : 0 Scorers: Rebecca (10.) ***--- Penalties: - (1 missed) ***- Sent off: --- ***Groot (83.) Booked: Yanina ***Verdani A pretty even game, but Chicken Run were a little stronger and converted that to a win.

Botanica - Oaks 0 : 1 Scorers: --- ***Tetotem (59.) Penalties: - ***- (1 missed) Booked: Luzula Sylvatica ***--- Botanica were a little stronger here, but Tetotem scored early in the second half, and the home side never managed to equalise.

Feyenoord - Fantasy Finale 2 : 4 Scorers: Henny Kroon (45.), Jerzy Dudek (11.) ***Invidia Aquitania (68.), Aegon Targaryen (1.) Penalties: - ***2 (1 missed) Booked: Henk Fraeser, Joergen Kristensen ***Aegon Targaryen, Jon Snow Although Feyenoord had a clear upper hand here, Aegon Targaryen scored for the visitors already in the first minute, and they kept fighting well and in the end claimed both points.

The Championship Match day 9 ======

Erkrath Gladiators - Thinkers FC 5 : 4 Scorers: Jorg (24., 51., 73.), Reinhold (28., 65.) ***Jean Paul Sartre (35., 70.), Georg W. F. Hegel (77., 86.) Booked: --- ***Immanuel Kant, John Locke A lot of entertainment for the crowd here, with 9 goals and a match going back and forth. In the end, Erkrath Gladiators edged ahead by one.

Tamriel Athletic - Gamblers United 3 : 0 Scorers: Tilse Areleth (42., 51.), Monesa Salen (11.) ***--- Tamriel Athletic managed a bit of an upper hand here, and with excellent efficiency they managed to win by three. Still unbeaten at home after five games.

FC Asskickers - Serial Killers 0 : 0 A slight upper hand for FC Asskickers, but Serial Killers snatched one point.

Parsifal - Castaway 4 : 2 Scorers: Lei (27., 76., 83.), Toni Kerman (47.) ***Hitra (78.), Marinduque (10.) A solid win for Parsifal.

Lunar Sea - The Odalisques 1 : 0 Scorers: Adrastea (43.) ***--- Lunar Sea were stronger here, and Adrastea made sure that secured them two points.

Sjokoladen BK - The Scientists 3 : 0 Scorers: 5th Avenue (25.), Oh Henry (70.), Baby Ruth (33.) ***--- Booked: --- ***Maxwell, Watson A solid win for Sjokoladen BK.

The Championship Match day 10 ======

The Scientists - Thinkers FC 2 : 6 Scorers: Humbolt (83.), Watson (4.) ***Rene Descartes (4., 42.), Georg W. F. Hegel (74.), Jean Paul Sartre (55.), Thomas Aquinas (29.) Penalties: - ***1 Booked: Humbolt ***Confucius, Rene Descartes Thinkers FC had a bit of an upper hand here, and a lot of them were in scoring form, so they managed to win by four.

The Odalisques - Sjokoladen BK 4 : 3 Scorers: Katy Webster (25., 35.), Louise Moore (88.), Lorraine O'Connor (6.) ***5th Avenue (59., 75.), Oh Henry (85.) An entertaining match for the crowd, where the best team won out in the end.

Castaway - Lunar Sea 0 : 0 Lunar Sea had most of the play here, but Castaway managed to keep a clean sheet and thus got a goalless draw.

Serial Killers - Parsifal 3 : 1 Scorers: Charles Quansah (25.), Billy Gohl (6.), Sipho Thwala (51.) ***Lei (21.) An important win for Serial Killers against table toppers Parsifal. Looks like a tight race for promotion this season.

Gamblers United - FC Asskickers 5 : 2 Scorers: Ruby Runner (2., 61.), Pony Pointer (80., 90.), Vienna Viewer (7.) *** Shawn Michaels (35.), Booker T. (71.) A practically exactly even match here, but Gamblers United were a lot more efficient and won out by three.

Erkrath Gladiators - Tamriel Athletic 1 : 0 Scorers: Hansi (71.) ***--- A slow game where Erkrath Gladiators had most of the play, and Hansi secured the win in the second half.

Division 1 Match day 9 ======

Dummys - Formula 1 Legends 0 : 3 Scorers: --- ***Mark Webber (39., 50.), Apollo (90.) Formula 1 Legends were stronger and more efficient, in the end winning comfortably by three.

Atrix FC - Fjortoft's Friends 9 : 0 Scorers: Andreas Ljevar (9., 22.), Kurdo Hogstrom (44., 53.), Johan Berg (77.), Lara Craft (44.), Gunnar Lind (69.), Peter Schaub (38.), Karin Berg (71.) ***--- Penalties: - ***- (1 missed) Easy win for Atrix FC.

Jirs Park Rangers - New Generation 6 : 4 Scorers: Viloron (2., 51., 74.), Veloron (80.), Ubloron (33.), Xaloron (27.) ***Rovers (29., 39.), Primark (3.) Penalties: - ***1 An entertaining match for the fans, with two more goals and thus two more points for the home side.

Queen - WrapUp 1 : 1 Scorers: Liar (34.) ***Good luck (57.) Queen had an upper hand here, but WrapUp escaped with one point.

Song of Ice and Fire - Sheffield Thursday 3 : 7 Scorers: Margaery Tyrell (28., 70.), Arya Stark (59.) ***Stevie May (35., 51., 78.), Kieran Lee (10., 42.), Atdhe Nuhiu (3., 88.) Booked: --- ***Jack Hunt A solid win for the visitors - perhaps the home team struggled a bit with their players trying to kill each other?

Dirigentia con Brio - Love Songs 0 : 1 Scorers: --- ***Here i go again (78.) Booked: --- ***Man on the moon Dirigentia con Brio had the upper hand, but Love Song managed to sneak in a goal and win. This is the first time anyone wins away against the table toppers this season.

Division 1 Match day 10 ======

Love Songs - Formula 1 Legends 0 : 0 Booked: Jay of Hearts, Man on the moon ***Jenson Button, Keke Rosberg, Michael Schuhmacher Love Songs had the upper hand here, but Formula 1 Legends escaped with one point.

Sheffield Thursday - Dirigentia con Brio 1 : 0 Scorers: Kamil Zayette (24.) ***--- A strong performance from Sheffield Thursday with a deserved win. They thus overtake Dirigentia con Brio on the table, and are looking very good in the fight for first place.

WrapUp - Song of Ice and Fire 10 : 3 Scorers: I'm lucky (8., 24., 45., 57., 82.), Why not? (21., 49., 68.), It's all okay (28.), Good luck (12.) ***Missandei (31.), Bran Stark (27.), Margaery Tyrell (62.) Booked: --- ***Arya Stark, Sansa Stark Very strong performance from WrapUp, their fifth straight home win in five home games this season.

New Generation - Queen 1 : 1 Scorers: Rovers (53.) ***Miracle (51.) An even game with a deserved point for each club.

Fjortoft's Friends - Jirs Park Rangers 1 : 7 Scorers: Bembel (81.) ***Ubloron (41., 56.), Viloron (45., 81.), Voloron (13.), Veloron (2.), Xaloron (33.) Booked: --- ***Ucloron A clear win for Jirs Park Rangers.

Dummys - Atrix FC 0 : 4 Scorers: --- ***Andreas Ljevar (2., 41.), Peter Schaub (86.), Johan Berg (67.) Atrix FC were stronger and claimed a deserved win, though it was closer than the scoreline indicates.

Division 2 Match day 9 ======

Ergodic Theorems - Jirs Nightmare County 2 : 0 Scorers: Levi-Civita (43.), Riemann (79.) ***--- Table toppers Ergodic Theorems have won every home game and are undefeated this season, and claimed a solid win here with a goal in each half.

Night Owls - Saturday Morning FC 4 : 1 Scorers: Black (27., 37.), Midrange owl (29.), Big blue Owl (12.) *** Princess Celestia (84.) Night Owls got four goals in the first half, and although Saturday Morning FC won the second half, that didn't help them much.

Yamagata Old Boys - pirxy 2 : 2 Scorers: Ray Gunn (54.), Mel N. Collie (24.) ***Bruno Balon (16.), Albert Adamski (44.) Yamagata Old Boys were clearly stronger here, but twice they had to fight back a pirxy lead and in the end settle for one point. Still undefeated at home this season!

Springfield United - Car Park Rangers 1 : 0 Penalties: 1 ***- Booked: --- *** A slow game with Springfield slightly stronger, and they converted that to a win on a penalty kick.

St. Helens - the Professors of Jazz 9 : 2 Scorers: alsoahardseason (6 goal$s), NewYearNewLuck (58.), Whathappensthisyear (87.), Hopefullyseason (85.) ***Cab Calloway (81.) Penalties: - ***1 Booked: Strikethemallplease, aniceplayers ***--- alsoahardseason certainly made this season a bit harder for the Blue Notes with six goals.

Elmstead Casuals - Cosmopolitan 5 : 0 Scorers: Jeffcoat (27., 62.), Quince (81.), Miney (44.), Buttrie (70.) ***--- No problems for Elmstead Casuals.

Division 2 Match day 10 ======

Cosmopolitan - Jirs Nightmare County 1 : 0 Scorers: Marble (85.) ***--- Penalties: - (1 missed) ***- The home team had some pressure through the game, but just as it seemed to ebb out into a goalless draw, Marble scored and secured both points for the hosts. the Professors of Jazz - Elmstead Casuals 0 : 1 Penalties: - ***1 No goals from normal play, but Elmstead Casuals claim both points on a converted penalty kick.

Car Park Rangers - St. Helens 2 : 1 Scorers: (36., 81.) ***--- Penalties: - ***1 Sent off: --- ***alsoahardseason (71.) Booked: ***Strikethemallplease, Whathappensthisyear alsoahardseason was a little too hyper and got sent off, and with 11 against 10 for the last 19 minutes, Superboy secured the home win. pirxy - Springfield United 14 : 0 Scorers: Czeslaw Cedzak (9., 27., 34., 42., 85.), Franciszek Fasola (13., 19., 53., 78., 87.), Daniel Duda (50., 68., 70.), Albert Adamski (47.) *** --- Wow, pirxy really went at it here.

Saturday Morning FC - Yamagata Old Boys 4 : 3 Scorers: Tashi (71., 77.), Twilight Sparkle (43.) ***Mel N. Collie (40., 64.), Ray Gunn (6.) Penalties: 1 ***- Booked: --- ***Al Acarte, Jim Slip Yamagata Old Boys were slightly stronger here, but Saturday Morning FC scored as many from normal play and won with the converted penalty.

Ergodic Theorems - Night Owls 1 : 1 Scorers: Euler (25.) ***Big blue Owl (28.) A slight upper hand to the home team, but the draw was fair enough. This is the first time this season anyone gets points away against Ergodic Theorems.

Division 3 Match day 9 ======

Frock Frogs - Insomniacz S-Pulse 2 : 18 Scorers: Tjola Hei (65., 79.) ***Mukti Raja Djohan (10 goal$s), Prima Rauf (32., 54., 77., 79., 88.), Giman Pasaribu (26., 44.), Naldiaz Juanda (61.) Insomniacz are showing clear intentions of moving back up to Division 2, and Frock Frogs were no match for them here.

Magical World - Yorkies 1 : 2 Scorers: Oughat (14.) ***JF Hillebrand (24.), Paolli (72.) Magical World got the best start here, but Yorkies successfully turned 1-0 into 1-2. This is the first time anyone wins away against Magical World this season.

Madmartigan City - Duckburg City 0 : 2 Scorers: --- ***Dewey Duck (33., 82.) A solid win for Duckburg City by a goal in each half from Dewey Duck.

Foxwood City - Rapid Crew 0 : 1 Scorers: --- ***Jessica Dafe (21.) Rapid Crew were slightly stronger, and Jessica Dafe made sure that was enough to claim the win. This breaks Foxwood City's record as undefeated at home this season.

Slartibartfast FC - Frillby United 3 : 1 Scorers: Zem (80.), Eccentrica Gallumbits (28.), Telephone Sanitizer (71.) *** Spile Morgan (42.) Booked: Vroomfondel ***Nick Fields Judging by the quality of press releases, this match is the match of the season in Rosedale Open. Eccentrica Gallumbits gave the home side the lead, but Spile Morgan equalised shortly before the break. In the second half, Slartibartfast FC were comfortably ahead since someone had snuck into the visitor's dressing room and replaced all the water with Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters.

Suginami Bad Boys - Valiant City 1 : 0 Scorers: Munekazu Oshibuchi (52.) ***--- Booked: --- ***Ben Bender A close game, but Suginami Bad Boys edged ahead by one goal.

Division 3 Match day 10 ======

Valiant City - Insomniacz S-Pulse 0 : 2 Scorers: --- ***Awalludin Melayu (46.), Mukti Raja Djohan (77.) One of the top matches of the round, and Insomniacz pull off another great result.

Frillby United - Suginami Bad Boys 2 : 0 Scorers: Spile Morgan (31., 51.) ***--- Booked: Nick Fields ***--- Table toppers Frillby United come back with a Spile Morgan goal in each half and two deserved points.

Rapid Crew - Slartibartfast FC 2 : 2 Scorers: Beatriz Schmiedlova (33.) ***Zem (89.), Trin Tragula (31.) Penalties: 1 ***- Booked: Hanna Westberg, Irina Mourinho ***Eccentrica Gallumbits Slartibartfast FC had a clear upper hand in play here, but only in the 89th minute did they manage to equalise and secure one of the points.

Duckburg City - Foxwood City 2 : 1 Scorers: Gladstone Gander (76.), Dewey Duck (57.) ***Jimbob (14.) Foxwood City actually were stronger here, but Duckburg City managed to turn 0-1 into 2-1 against the run of play.

Yorkies - Madmartigan City 6 : 3 Scorers: JF Hillebrand (78., 85.), Paolli (31., 67.), Conceptum (1.), Freja (61.) ***Goede Tijden (7., 48.), Sesam (54.) A solid win for Yorkies. Frock Frogs - Magical World 3 : 0 Scorers: Kvekk Kvakk (39., 59.), Rumpetroll (33.) ***--- A clear win for Frock Frogs.

5. League tables

Rosedale Premiership ======home away diff goals points DP VP Cash Manager 1) Chicken Run 5 0 0 2 0 3 + 4 11: 7 14: 6 24 4 4471 Stephan Rink 2) Desassossego B. 4 0 1 2 1 2 + 15 26: 11 13: 7 32 5.5 1631 Oyvind H. Henriksen 3) Twin Peaks Owls 1 2 1 4 1 1 + 9 16: 7 13: 7 12 4 -633 Knut Brennhaug 4) Curr. of Space 3 2 0 1 2 2 + 8 11: 3 12: 8 18 4 2784 Stephan Rink 5) Oaks 2 2 1 2 2 1 + 3 5: 2 12: 8 0 3.5 957 Andrew MacAlister 6) Ubermenschen 3 2 0 0 2 3 + 4 9: 5 10:10 28 2.5 1363 Oyvind H. Henriksen 7) Fantasy Finale 3 2 0 1 0 4 - 17 13: 30 10:10 32 3.5 579 Michael Hellige 8) Botanica 3 1 1 0 2 3 - 1 7: 8 9:11 12 3.5 -170 Henry Springer 9) ENPS 1 1 3 1 3 1 - 5 4: 9 8:12 8 3 866 Ronald Post 10) Kremlin 3 0 2 0 2 3 - 7 9: 16 8:12 36 3 -227 Knut Brennhaug 11) Feyenoord 1 1 4 1 1 2 - 7 6: 13 6:14 8 2.5 -1000 Michael Hellige 12) L. Tanganyika 1 3 1 0 0 5 - 6 2: 8 5:15 0 3 1290 Iris van der Laar

The Championship ======home away diff goals points DP VP Cash Manager 1) Erkrath Glad. 5 1 0 1 1 2 + 6 15: 9 14: 6 0 5.5 2162 Robert Koehnen 2) Parsifal 4 1 0 1 2 2 + 10 18: 8 13: 7 0 3.5 -241 Iris van der Laar 3) Serial Killers 3 1 1 1 3 1 + 11 17: 6 12: 8 0 5 1420 Dan Sellers 4) The Odalisques 3 1 1 2 1 2 + 4 18: 14 12: 8 0 3.5 1920 Paul Cockayne 5) Thinkers FC 1 2 1 4 0 2 + 3 25: 22 12: 8 68 3 -390 Deepak Mohoni 6) Tamriel Athl. 2 3 0 2 0 3 + 6 12: 6 11: 9 0 3.5 1007 Henry Springer 7) Gamblers Utd 4 0 1 0 2 3 - 4 22: 26 10:10 4 3 -380 Ulf Jiretorn 8) Lunar Sea 3 1 1 0 3 2 - 4 4: 8 10:10 22 3.5 -513 Mike Brian 9) The Scientists 2 1 2 1 1 3 - 15 9: 24 8:12 38 2.5 4367 Camilla Skjerpen 10) FC Asskickers 2 2 1 0 1 4 - 5 6: 11 7:13 0 3 88 Daniel Ingesson 11) Sjokoladen BK 3 0 2 0 0 5 + 1 27: 26 6:14 0 3 2031 Ray Setzer 12) Castaway 1 2 2 0 1 4 - 13 9: 22 5:15 0 3 -716 Mike Parnaby

Division 1 ======home away diff goals points DP VP Cash Manager 1) Sheffield Thu. 4 1 0 3 1 1 + 18 30: 12 16: 4 34 4 566 Steve Janecek 2) Queen 3 2 0 2 2 1 + 14 19: 5 14: 6 8 4.5 -182 Ronald Post 3) Diri. con Brio 3 1 1 3 0 2 + 21 26: 5 13: 7 0 2.5 2022 Iris van der Laar 4) WrapUp 5 0 0 0 2 3 + 15 27: 12 12: 8 12 3.5 1667 Henry Springer 5) Love Songs 3 1 1 2 1 2 + 5 14: 9 12: 8 28 3.5 -708 Michael Frenzel 6) Formula 1 Leg. 2 1 1 3 1 2 + 2 21: 19 12: 8 28 4 2270 Michael Frenzel 7) Atrix FC 4 0 1 1 1 3 + 9 25: 16 11: 9 0 4 624 Christer Kallin 8) Jirs Park R. 3 1 1 2 0 3 0 20: 20 11: 9 40 4 -830 Ulf Jiretorn 9) Song of Ice n F 3 0 2 1 0 4 - 7 34: 41 8:12 20 2 729 Trond K. Botnen 10) Fjortoft's Fr. 2 0 3 1 0 4 - 33 14: 47 6:14 0 2.5 3003 Holger Heiser 11) New Generation 0 1 4 1 1 3 - 14 22: 36 4:16 16 2.5 -726 Klaus Fritz 12) Dummys 0 1 5 0 0 4 - 30 3: 33 1:19 0 2.5 592 Taco Kraijenbrink

Division 2 ======home away diff goals points DP VP Cash Manager 1) Ergodic Theor. 5 1 0 1 3 0 + 23 33: 10 16: 4 0 4 2300 Sigurd Segtnan 2) pirxy 4 0 1 3 1 1 + 21 32: 11 15: 5 0 5 1208 Marcin Makowski 3) Night Owls 5 0 0 2 1 2 + 17 26: 9 15: 5 0 4 2377 Henry Springer 4) Yamagata Old B. 3 2 0 2 1 2 + 20 33: 13 13: 7 38 2.5 -443 Richard Jordan 5) Elmstead Casu. 4 0 1 2 0 3 + 6 18: 12 12: 8 0 4.5 -366 Gary Picon 6) Carpark Rangers 2 2 1 2 1 2 0 15: 15 11: 9 28 4 1512 Michael Frenzel 7) Saturday Morn. 3 1 1 1 0 4 + 2 18: 16 9:11 0 3 -308 Ian Moes 8) Prof. of Jazz 3 0 2 0 1 4 - 12 17: 29 7:13 60 2 -444 Deepak Mohoni 9) St. Helens 2 0 3 1 0 4 - 4 18: 22 6:14 50 3.5 2468 Michael Frenzel 10) Cosmopolitan 1 3 1 0 1 4 - 10 11: 21 6:14 0 3.5 475 Mike Parnaby 11) Jirs N. County 2 0 2 0 1 5 0 17: 17 5:15 16 2 400 Ulf Jiretorn 12) Springfield U. 2 1 2 0 0 5 - 63 9: 72 5:15 0 3.5 4345 Holger Heiser

Division 3 ======home away diff goals points DP VP Cash Manager 1) Insomniacz S-P 4 0 0 3 2 1 + 37 44: 7 16: 4 0 4.5 973 Housin Setia Winata 2) Frillby United 4 1 0 3 1 1 + 23 33: 10 16: 4 32 3.5 1122 Jed Stone 3) Slartibartf. FC 5 0 0 1 2 2 + 18 35: 17 14: 6 48 4 682 Deepak Mohoni 4) Yorkies 3 1 1 2 2 1 + 11 28: 17 13: 7 24 4.5 1717 Martyn Hathaway 5) Valiant City 3 1 1 1 2 2 + 15 24: 9 11: 9 20 2 -813 Ulf Jiretorn 6) Duckburg City 3 1 1 1 1 3 - 1 21: 22 10:10 0 4.5 829 Jorgen Bjornelv 7) Foxwood City 1 3 1 2 0 3 + 1 9: 8 9:11 0 2.5 293 Craig Bucknall 8) Suginami Bad B. 4 0 1 0 1 4 - 5 11: 16 9:11 0 3.5 1947 Taro Kamei 9) Rapid Crew 2 1 2 1 1 3 - 8 20: 28 8:12 8 4 -749 Christer Kallin 10) Magical World 1 3 1 0 1 4 - 15 6: 21 6:14 0 2.5 -376 Karin Heinkele 11) Frock Frogs 2 1 3 0 0 4 - 49 19: 68 5:15 0 3 408 HenrietteScarborough 12) Madmartigan C. 1 1 3 0 0 5 - 27 16: 43 3:17 0 2 -956 Taco Kraijenbrink

Premiership: Teams 10 and 11 relegate to the Championship. Team 12 relegates to Division 1. Championship: Teams 1 to 3 promote to the Premiership. Teams 9 to 11 relegate to Division 1. Team 12 relegates to Division 2. Division 1: Teams 1 to 4 promote to the Championship. Teams 9 to 11 relegate to Division 2. Team 12 relegates to Division 3. Division 2: Team 1 promotes to the Championship. Teams 2 to 4 promote to Division 1. Teams 10 to 12 relegate to Division 3. Division 3: Team 1 promotes to Division 1. Teams 2 to 4 promote to Division 2.

6. Scorer's lists

Rosedale Premiership ------9 Faustino (Desassossego Blues) 5 Nietzsche (Ubermenschen) 4 Chevalier de Pas (Desassossego Blues) 4 Alexej Goferbrok (Kremlin) 4 Starlord Who (Currents of Space) 4 Andy Brennan (Twin Peaks Owls) 4 Dale Cooper (Twin Peaks Owls) 3 Layla (Chicken Run) 3 Federico Reis (Desassossego Blues) 3 Rocket (Currents of Space)

The Championship ------12 Charles Quansah (Serial Killers) 12 Oh Henry (Sjokoladen BK) 11 Lei (Parsifal) 8 Jean Paul Sartre (Thinkers FC) 7 Katy Webster (The Odalisques) 7 Georg W. F. Hegel (Thinkers FC) 6 Jorg (Erkrath Gladiators) 6 Ruby Runner (Gamblers United) 5 Pony Pointer (Gamblers United) 4 Galvon Redoran (Tamriel Athletic)

Division 1 ------9 Zubin Metha (Dirigentia con Brio) 9 Bran Stark (Song of Ice and Fire) 9 Ubloron (Jirs Park Rangers) 8 Rafael Kubelik (Dirigentia con Brio) 7 Primark (New Generation) 6 Shirt Band (New Generation) 6 Go devils go (WrapUp) 6 Stevie May (Sheffield Thursday) 6 Atdhe Nuhiu (Sheffield Thursday) 6 Viloron (Jirs Park Rangers)

Division 2 ------12 Mel N. Collie (Yamagata Old Boys) 11 Cab Calloway (the Professors of Jazz) 10 Euclid (Ergodic Theorems) 9 Tashi (Saturday Morning FC) 9 alsoahardseason (St. Helens) 8 Big red owl (Night Owls) 7 Czeslaw Cedzak (pirxy) 7 Franciszek Fasola (pirxy) 7 Ray Gunn (Yamagata Old Boys) 6 Cox (Ergodic Theorems)

Division 3 ------20 Mukti Raja Djohan (Insomniacz S-Pulse) 16 Spile Morgan (Frillby United) 16 Zem (Slartibartfast FC) 12 Arlene Arrower (Valiant City) 11 Prima Rauf (Insomniacz S-Pulse) 9 Paul Scant (Frillby United) 8 Paolli (Yorkies) 8 Gladstone Gander (Duckburg City) 8 Ulrika Tegstedt (Rapid Crew) 7 Eccentrica Gallumbits (Slartibartfast FC)

7. Suspensions

Kremlin: Lysenko Evolutionist (1) Currents of Space: Groot (1) Thinkers FC: Rene Descartes (2) St. Helens: alsoahardseason (1) Yamagata Old Boys: Jim Slip (1), Henk Fraser (1) Frillby United: Nick Fields (1)

8.GM's Auction

1) Geum urbanum G sb 2, [1.0] (Value: 1283) for 3284 to Botanica 2) M II 6 , >11 (Value: 445) for 360 to the Non League! 3) Abul Djabar M ap 8 , >12 (Value: 2973) for 2952 to Serial Killers 4) Harry Vos D sb 7, [0.5] (Value: 3055) for 1880 to Feyenoord 5) Leakey S ap 9 , >11 (Value: 6105) for 4094 to Elmstead Casuals 6) Help F IX 8 (Value: 550) for 1001 to WrapUp 7) Rangers F ap 5 , >11 (Value: 1309) for 1558 to New Generation 8) Je veux F V 11 (Value: 1332) for 1888 to Love Songs 9) F I 2 (Value: 160) for 160 to the Non League! 10) D I 6 (Value: 777) for 480 to the Non League! 11) F I 6 (Value: 777) for 480 to the Non League! 12) S I 5 (Value: 800) for 800 to the Non League!

New offers ------1) S II 3, [ 0.5] (NL value 360) 2) D III 4 (NL value 160) 3) G sb 6, >11 , [ 1.5] (NL value 1440) 4) F VI 8, >13 (NL value 0) 5) D III 9 (NL value 360) 6) D I 13 (NL value 1040) 7) F I 13 (NL value 1040) 8) SF I 8, >11 , [ 0.5] (NL value 1408)

9.Transferlist

1) Antonio Mora G III 7 for 560 to the non-league 2) Caelia D III 6 for 240 to the non-league 3) Poison MF III 6 for 264 to the non-league 4) Cassandra Catchall S IV 4 for 160 to the non-league 5) Kees G ap 2 for 550 to Yamagata Old Boys 6) Aaron Brady DM III 6 for 264 to the non-league 7) Julian Svensson M ap 2 for 232 to Dirigentia con Brio 8) Bailey Hilton MF III 5 for 220 to the non-league 9) Ellis Holmes F IV 1 for 20 to the non-league 10) Ingrid Andersson F ap 2 for 550 to Yamagata Old Boys

New offer ------1) From Oaks: Vespa DMF III 6, coachable up to 9, 0 DP (NL value 288) 2) From Oaks: Formosa M III 6, coachable up to 9, 0 DP (NL value 240) 3) From Twin Peaks Owls: Harry Truman DMF II 8, coachable up to 10, 4 DP (NL value 572) 4) From The Odalisques: Lyn Rhodes MF IV 4, coachable up to 7, 0 DP (NL value 88) 5) From Thinkers FC: Karl Marx M III 5, coachable up to 8, 0 DP (NL value 200) 6) From Love Songs: Someone like you G III 4, coachable up to 7, 0 DP (NL value 320) 7) From Song of Ice and Fire: (min 4 kKj) Juncus ambiguus G V 3, coachable up to 6 with 1.0 VP/level, 0 DP (NL value 0) 8) From Frillby United: Paul Carol G III 5, coachable up to 8, 0 DP (NL value 400) 9) From Frillby United: stillaliveinleague S IV 2, coachable up to 5, 0 DP (NL value 80)

10. Sales to the non-league

Currents of Space: Comporellon (132 kKj) Kremlin: To Siberia with Love (230 kKj) Lake Tanganyika: Leleupi (240 kKj) Castaway: Elephant (240 kKj) Serial Killers: MF Newb (160 kKj), FW Newb (160 kKj) Dirigentia con Brio: Abbado (220 kKj) Dummys: Lars (160 kKj) Cosmopolitan: Tragedy (960 kKj) Elmstead Casuals: Miney (264 kKj), Vaughan (240 kKj) Ergodic Theorems: Jordan (240 kKj), Weyl (480 kKj) Saturday Morning FC: Peso (240 kKj) Frock Frogs: Rumpetroll (240 kKj)

11. Private trade

None.

12. League matches next issue

Rosedale Premiership ======match day 11 match day 12 Twin Peaks Owls - Ubermenschen : Twin Peaks Owls - Kremlin : Kremlin - ENPS : Ubermenschen - Desassossego B. : Desassossego B. - Curr. of Space : ENPS - L. Tanganyika : L. Tanganyika - Oaks : Curr. of Space - Chicken Run : Chicken Run - Fantasy Finale : Oaks - Botanica : Botanica - Feyenoord : Fantasy Finale - Feyenoord :

The Championship ======match day 11 match day 12 Thinkers FC - Sjokoladen BK : Thinkers FC - The Scientists : The Scientists - Lunar Sea : Sjokoladen BK - The Odalisques : The Odalisques - Parsifal : Lunar Sea - Castaway : Castaway - FC Asskickers : Parsifal - Serial Killers : Serial Killers - Tamriel Athl. : FC Asskickers - Gamblers Utd : Gamblers Utd - Erkrath Glad. : Tamriel Athl. - Erkrath Glad. :

Division 1 ======match day 11 match day 12 Formula 1 Leg. - Diri. con Brio : Formula 1 Leg. - Love Songs : Love Songs - Song of Ice n F : Diri. con Brio - Sheffield Thu. : Sheffield Thu. - Queen : Song of Ice n F - WrapUp : WrapUp - Jirs Park R. : Queen - New Generation : New Generation - Atrix FC : Jirs Park R. - Fjortoft's Fr. : Fjortoft's Fr. - Dummys : Atrix FC - Dummys :

Division 2 ======match day 11 match day 12 Jirs N. County - Elmstead Casu. : Jirs N. County - Cosmopolitan : Cosmopolitan - St. Helens : Elmstead Casu. - Prof. of Jazz : Prof. of Jazz - Springfield U. : St. Helens - Carpark Rangers : Carpark Rangers - Yamagata Old B. : Springfield U. - pirxy : pirxy - Night Owls : Yamagata Old B. - Saturday Morn. : Saturday Morn. - Ergodic Theor. : Night Owls - Ergodic Theor. :

Division 3 ======match day 11 match day 12 Insomniacz S-P - Suginami Bad B. : Insomniacz S-P - Valiant City : Valiant City - Slartibartf. FC : Suginami Bad B. - Frillby United : Frillby United - Foxwood City : Slartibartf. FC - Rapid Crew : Rapid Crew - Madmartigan C. : Foxwood City - Duckburg City : Duckburg City - Magical World : Madmartigan C. - Yorkies : Yorkies - Frock Frogs : Magical World - Frock Frogs :

13. Rosedale Knockout third round

Serial Killers - Thinkers FC 2 : 0 Scorers: Charles Quansah (77.), Sipho Thwala (3.) ***--- Booked: --- ***Georg W. F. Hegel, Rene Descartes Two Championship clubs facing off, with Serial Killers a little bit stronger, and they converted that into a win with a goal in each half.

Queen - The Scientists 4 : 3 ot. (3 : 3) Scorers: Liar (18., 57., 102.), Black Queen (72.) ***Maxwell (10.), Lavoisier (52.), Watson (47.) Booked: Black Queen ***--- Queen impressively managed an upper hand against a club from the division above, but The Scientists fought well and Queen needed extra time to secure advancement. pirxy - Yamagata Old Boys 3 : 2 ot. (2 : 2) Scorers: Bruno Balon (53.), Lukasz Leniwy (109.) ***Al Acarte (70.), Allen Key (28.) Penalties: 1 ***- Sent off: --- ***Henk Fraser (88.) The second time these clubs meet this weekend, and once again Yamagata Old Boys were the stronger team. Here pirxy survived until Henk Fraser was sent off in the 88th minute, and then won in the extra time against 10 players.

Ergodic Theorems - Erkrath Gladiators 1 : 2 ot. (1 : 1) Scorers: Levi-Civita (2.) ***Jorg (97.), Axel (64.) A slow match where Erkrath Gladiators were stronger. Ergodic Theorems managed a draw at 90 minutes, but Jorg secured more cup play for the Lunatics with his extra time goal. the Professors of Jazz - Currents of Space 1 : 4 Scorers: Cab Calloway (30.) ***Scar (59., 72.), Cadmann Weyland (4.) Penalties: - ***1 (2 missed) Booked: Charles Mingus ***--- Currents of Space got the early lead, but Cab Calloway managed to equalise. Apparently the referee didn't like that much, considering Currents of Space got 3(!) penalties - but Scar made sure they would have managed fine without them too.

Botanica - Elmstead Casuals 5 : 4 ot. (3 : 3) Scorers: Iris germanica (12., 99.), Viola odorata (2., 74.), Tilia cordata (110.) ***Regis (59., 98.), Jeffcoat (66.), Scothern (72.) Booked: Potentilla sterilis, Tilia cordata ***--- A heroic effort from Elmstead Casuals, but Premiership side Botanica pulled through by one goal in extra time.

WrapUp - Car Park Rangers 1 : 3 Scorers: I'm with you (51.) *** (58.), Green (25.), Spiderman (61.) Booked: --- ***Spiderman Impressive from Car Park Rangers who managed an upper hand and won against a side from the level above.

Cosmopolitan - Desassossego Blues 0 : 5 Scorers: --- ***Ricardo Reis (1., 7.), Chevalier de Pas (40.), Federico Reis (54.), Barao de Teivo (78.) Premiership opposition was a bit much for Cosmopolitan who are fighting to stay up in Division 2, but only bad luck in front of goal prevented them from at least getting a consolidation goal.

Teams not currently part of the league system are now conference league teams with 60 VP. All cup games are played on neutral field, thus neither team will have a home advantage.

14. Luck statistics

Rosedale Premiership: Fantasy Finale are now luckiest, Feyenoord stay unluckiest. The Championship: Thinkers FC are still most fortunate. FC Asskickers become unluckiest. Division 1: Love Songs remain luckiest here. The most unfortunate so far remains New Generation. Division 2: Still best luck for Ergodic Theorems, worst luck continues for St. Helens. Division 3: Frillby United are now luckiest, Suginami Bad Boys are still unluckiest.

15. Address list Jørgen Bjørnelv [email protected] Trond K. Botnen [email protected] Knut Eivind Brennhaug [email protected] Mike Brian [email protected] Craig Bucknall [email protected] Paul Cockayne [email protected] Michael Frenzel [email protected] Klaus Fritz klausfritz@.de Martyn Hathaway [email protected] Karin Heinkele [email protected] Holger Heiser [email protected] Michael Hellige [email protected] Øyvind H. Henriksen [email protected] Daniel Ingesson [email protected] Steve Janecek [email protected] Ulf Jiretorn [email protected] Richard Jordan [email protected] Christer Kallin [email protected] Taro Kamei [email protected] Robert Köhnen [email protected] Taco Kraijenbrink [email protected] Iris van der Laar [email protected] Andrew MacAlister [email protected] Marcin Makowski [email protected] Ian Moes [email protected] Deepak Mohoni [email protected] Mike Parnaby [email protected] Gary Picon [email protected] Ronald Post [email protected] Stephan Rink [email protected] Henriette Scarborough [email protected] Sigurd Segtnan [email protected] Dan Sellers [email protected] Ray Setzer [email protected] Camilla Skjerpen [email protected] Henry Springer [email protected] Jed Stone [email protected] Housin Setia Winata [email protected]