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SEASON 27, ISSUE 6: April 29th, 2016 The Rosedale Open homepage: http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~janbu/ropen.html Contents ======== 1. Introduction 2. Broadcast messages 3. Apprentices discovered 4. League results 5. League tables 6. Scorer’s lists 7. Suspensions 8. GMs auction 9. Transferlist 10. Sale to non-league 11. Private trade 12. League matches next issue 13. the Rosedale Knockout 14. Luck statistics 15. List of addresses 1. Introduction Since the issue is on time, I will stick to the previously published dates for next issue: The early deadline for issue 7 is Friday May 13, at 21:30 CET. The deadline for issue 7 is Friday May 20, at 21:30 CET. Publication of issue 7 expected latest Wednesday June 1. If issue 7 is out on time, the deadlines for issue 8 will be June 10 and 17. If you have heard nothing by the expected publication, feel free to get in touch to check up on it. Next issue, you send orders for: * match days 11 and 12 in the league (see section 12) This round, the home advantage remains 7 VP. The home team is listed first in the league schedule. All cup games are on neutral field (no home advantage). In addition, as always, you send coaching. Optionally, you can also discover talents and buy/sell players. By the time you read this, I have already sent out your teams. If you haven't received it, please get in touch. 2. Broadcast messages Jed Stone, Frillby United: «From Sports Section:- LONGDALE COURIER – Skelsthorpe The opening of the Twixby Stadium , the new home of Frillby United, was postponed for two hours last Saturday due to a clash of cultures. A small protest group lead by Madame Zelda Crumpata - the well known mystic - were holding a protest outside the stadium when the 'Gargle Blaster Group' arrived to protest against the sale of Tearillia at the new venue. For a while the two groups contented themselves with trying to out chant each other but the arrival of Sir James himself caused an escalation as the two sets of protestors tried to converge on his limousine. Both groups used their banners to bash the other out of the way and a massive melee ensued which caused the postponement of the opening ceremony. When the police had finally restored order and the area had been cleaned the official opening took place. A spokesman for the Club later said that if Madame Zelda was as good a mystic as she claimed she would have foreseen the fight and saved herself a lot of trouble by turning up a couple of hours later on at the time when the ceremony actually took place!!.» Deepak Mohoni, Slartibartfast FC: «Beware of imitations. Here's how to make the genuine Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster (from h2g2) : Take the juice from one bottle of Ol' Janx Spirit. Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V — Oh, that Santraginean seawater! Oh, those Santraginean fish! Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost). Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia. Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle, sweet and mystic. Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink. Sprinkle Zamphuor. Add an olive. Drink... but... very carefully...» 3. Apprentices discovered None. 4. League results Rosedale Premiership Match day 9 ================================= Feyenoord - Twin Peaks Owls 0 : 2 Scorers: --- ***Dale Cooper (36.), Solveig Horne (25.) Twin Peaks Owls managed an upper hand away against Feyenoord, and secured the win with two goals in the first half. Fantasy Finale - Botanica 2 : 2 Scorers: Walt (19., 76.) ***Oxalis fontana (22., 81.) Twice, Walt gave Fantasy Finale the lead, and twice Oxalis fontana equalised for Botanica. Oaks - Chicken Run 0 : 1 Scorers: --- ***Elena (17.) Elena scored an early goal to give Chicken Run the lead, and Oaks never managed to come back from that. Currents of Space - Lake Tanganyika 1 : 0 Scorers: Cadmann Weyland (85.) ***--- After 84 pretty slow minutes, Cadmann Weyland managed to get in the winning goal for Currents of Space. ENPS - Desassossego Blues 0 : 2 Scorers: --- ***Faustino (43.), Barao de Teivo (89.) A pretty close game, but the Blues claim both points with a goal in each half. Ubermenschen - Kremlin 0 : 0 Penalties: - ***- (1 missed) Booked: Marx ***--- Ubermenschen had most of the play here, but Kremlin escaped with a lucky draw. Rosedale Premiership Match day 10 ================================== Kremlin - Twin Peaks Owls 1 : 2 Penalties: 1 ***2 (1 missed) Sent off: Lysenko Evolutionist (11.) ***--- Booked: --- ***Dale Cooper, Harry Truman, Perola A clear upper hand for Twin Peaks Owls in the Brennhaug derby, and with 3(!) penalties, they had to win this. Desassossego Blues - Ubermenschen 2 : 0 Scorers: Faustino (25.), Federico Reis (70.) ***--- Booked: Alexander Search, Faustino ***Brecht, Kant, Nietzsche The Blues secure a double win weekend with a goal in each half here. Lake Tanganyika - ENPS 0 : 0 Lake Tanganyika had the upper hand here, but ENPS escaped with a draw. Chicken Run - Currents of Space 1 : 0 Scorers: Rebecca (10.) ***--- Penalties: - (1 missed) ***- Sent off: --- ***Groot (83.) Booked: Yanina ***Verdani A pretty even game, but Chicken Run were a little stronger and converted that to a win. Botanica - Oaks 0 : 1 Scorers: --- ***Tetotem (59.) Penalties: - ***- (1 missed) Booked: Luzula Sylvatica ***--- Botanica were a little stronger here, but Tetotem scored early in the second half, and the home side never managed to equalise. Feyenoord - Fantasy Finale 2 : 4 Scorers: Henny Kroon (45.), Jerzy Dudek (11.) ***Invidia Aquitania (68.), Aegon Targaryen (1.) Penalties: - ***2 (1 missed) Booked: Henk Fraeser, Joergen Kristensen ***Aegon Targaryen, Jon Snow Although Feyenoord had a clear upper hand here, Aegon Targaryen scored for the visitors already in the first minute, and they kept fighting well and in the end claimed both points. The Championship Match day 9 ============================= Erkrath Gladiators - Thinkers FC 5 : 4 Scorers: Jorg (24., 51., 73.), Reinhold (28., 65.) ***Jean Paul Sartre (35., 70.), Georg W. F. Hegel (77., 86.) Booked: --- ***Immanuel Kant, John Locke A lot of entertainment for the crowd here, with 9 goals and a match going back and forth. In the end, Erkrath Gladiators edged ahead by one. Tamriel Athletic - Gamblers United 3 : 0 Scorers: Tilse Areleth (42., 51.), Monesa Salen (11.) ***--- Tamriel Athletic managed a bit of an upper hand here, and with excellent efficiency they managed to win by three. Still unbeaten at home after five games. FC Asskickers - Serial Killers 0 : 0 A slight upper hand for FC Asskickers, but Serial Killers snatched one point. Parsifal - Castaway 4 : 2 Scorers: Lei (27., 76., 83.), Toni Kerman (47.) ***Hitra (78.), Marinduque (10.) A solid win for Parsifal. Lunar Sea - The Odalisques 1 : 0 Scorers: Adrastea (43.) ***--- Lunar Sea were stronger here, and Adrastea made sure that secured them two points. Sjokoladen BK - The Scientists 3 : 0 Scorers: 5th Avenue (25.), Oh Henry (70.), Baby Ruth (33.) ***--- Booked: --- ***Maxwell, Watson A solid win for Sjokoladen BK. The Championship Match day 10 ============================== The Scientists - Thinkers FC 2 : 6 Scorers: Humbolt (83.), Watson (4.) ***Rene Descartes (4., 42.), Georg W. F. Hegel (74.), Jean Paul Sartre (55.), Thomas Aquinas (29.) Penalties: - ***1 Booked: Humbolt ***Confucius, Rene Descartes Thinkers FC had a bit of an upper hand here, and a lot of them were in scoring form, so they managed to win by four. The Odalisques - Sjokoladen BK 4 : 3 Scorers: Katy Webster (25., 35.), Louise Moore (88.), Lorraine O'Connor (6.) ***5th Avenue (59., 75.), Oh Henry (85.) An entertaining match for the crowd, where the best team won out in the end. Castaway - Lunar Sea 0 : 0 Lunar Sea had most of the play here, but Castaway managed to keep a clean sheet and thus got a goalless draw. Serial Killers - Parsifal 3 : 1 Scorers: Charles Quansah (25.), Billy Gohl (6.), Sipho Thwala (51.) ***Lei (21.) An important win for Serial Killers against table toppers Parsifal. Looks like a tight race for promotion this season. Gamblers United - FC Asskickers 5 : 2 Scorers: Ruby Runner (2., 61.), Pony Pointer (80., 90.), Vienna Viewer (7.) *** Shawn Michaels (35.), Booker T. (71.) A practically exactly even match here, but Gamblers United were a lot more efficient and won out by three. Erkrath Gladiators - Tamriel Athletic 1 : 0 Scorers: Hansi (71.) ***--- A slow game where Erkrath Gladiators had most of the play, and Hansi secured the win in the second half. Division 1 Match day 9 ======================= Dummys - Formula 1 Legends 0 : 3 Scorers: --- ***Mark Webber (39., 50.), Apollo (90.) Formula 1 Legends were stronger and more efficient, in the end winning comfortably by three. Atrix FC - Fjortoft's Friends 9 : 0 Scorers: Andreas Ljevar (9., 22.), Kurdo Hogstrom (44., 53.), Johan Berg (77.), Lara Craft (44.), Gunnar Lind (69.), Peter Schaub (38.), Karin Berg (71.) ***--- Penalties: - ***- (1 missed) Easy win for Atrix FC. Jirs Park Rangers - New Generation 6 : 4 Scorers: Viloron (2., 51., 74.), Veloron (80.), Ubloron (33.), Xaloron (27.) ***Rovers (29., 39.), Primark (3.) Penalties: - ***1 An entertaining match for the fans, with two more goals and thus two more points for the home side. Queen - WrapUp 1 : 1 Scorers: Liar (34.) ***Good luck (57.) Queen had an upper hand here, but WrapUp escaped with one point. Song of Ice and Fire - Sheffield Thursday 3 : 7 Scorers: Margaery Tyrell (28., 70.), Arya Stark (59.) ***Stevie May (35., 51., 78.), Kieran Lee (10., 42.), Atdhe Nuhiu (3., 88.) Booked: --- ***Jack Hunt A solid win for the visitors - perhaps the home team struggled a bit with their players trying to kill each other? Dirigentia con Brio - Love Songs 0 : 1 Scorers: --- ***Here i go again (78.) Booked: --- ***Man on the moon Dirigentia con Brio had the upper hand, but Love Song managed to sneak in a goal and win.