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SEASON 27, ISSUE 10: August 27th, 2016 The Rosedale Open homepage: http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~janbu/ropen.html

Contents ======1. Introduction 2. Broadcast messages 3. Apprentices discovered 4. League results 5. League tables 6. Scorer’s lists 7. Suspensions 8. GMs auction 9. Transferlist 10. Sale to non-league 11. Private trade 12. League matches next issue 13. the Rosedale Knockout 14. Luck statistics 15. List of addresses

1. Introduction

Since the issue is on time, I will stick to the previously published dates for next issue:

The early deadline for issue 11 is Friday September 9, at 21:30 CET. The deadline for issue 11 is Friday September 16, at 21:30 CET. Publication of issue 11 expected latest Wednesday September 28.

If issue 11 is out on time, the deadlines for issue 12 will be October 7 and 14. If you have heard nothing by the expected publication, feel free to get in touch to check up on it.

Next issue, you send orders for: * match days 19 and 20 in the league (see section 12)

This round, the home advantage has increased to 9 VP. The home team is listed first in the league schedule. All cup games are on neutral field (no home advantage).

In addition, as always, you send coaching. Optionally, you can also discover talents and buy/sell players.

By the time you read this, I have already sent out your teams. If you haven't received it, please get in touch.

2. Broadcast messages

Jed Stone, Frillby United: «From Sports Section:- LONGDALE COURIER – Skelsthorpe

As another Olympics draws to a close, I look with some sadness on the matches that led up to the football finals. It is not the quality of the matches that brings a tear to my eye it is the fact that once again the country that created the great game is not represented! What is it about the Olympics that causes our football moguls to froth at the mouth at the very mention of releasing some players to play for the Nation? Is it the Nation itself? That anonymous amalgam of separate states that uses high paid football talent but pays no pennies for their time? Or could it be the age limit that confines choice to fledgling talent nurtured for many moons in the warmth of the club's training facilities? Talent guarded and protected by every club as carefully as the crown jewels. No, the answer lies in every bar, in every town, in every state. It lurks in every bottle carrying a health warning. Yes, I mean in every bottle containing a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster! Ever since 1964 when the entire Ladies Soccer Eleven was thrown out of the World Cup for turning up for their semi final match dressed as small green furry creatures from Alpha Centauri having spent the previous evening training on bottles of PGGB, it has been a banned substance at the Olympics. A substance of 'ill repute' and anyone coming within a rats whisker of it is banned from the Olympics and as far as the organising committee is concerned our States teams are so soaked in the stuff they drip as they move! So until the States manage a country wide detoxification our players may never grace the Olympic stage.»

Deepak Mohoni, Thinkers FC: «The Thinkers were forced to play last week's home game against Castaway with just 10 men, as four of their wisest philosophers were sitting out a suspension.

"What were these savants thinking?", was the obvious question their fans asked of each other, when they should have really inquired about what the four worthies were drinking. And the answer once again was that scourge of the modern football player and ancient sage alike : the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, which had laid to waste the entire Frillby United facility not many moons ago.

The unfortunate truth is that the only side which imbibes and swears by their Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters remains Slartibartfast FC, who over the years have genetically adapted themselves to this libidinous libation.»

3. Apprentices discovered

None.

4. League results

Rosedale Premiership Match day 17 ======

Twin Peaks Owls - Lake Tanganyika 2 : 0 Scorers: Solveig Horne (20., 56.) ***--- Being only goal difference behind first place, Twin Peaks put pressure on the other top teams with a fine win.

Desassossego Blues - Chicken Run 1 : 0 Scorers: Federico Reis (77.) ***--- Booked: --- ***Elena An even game where table toppers Desassossego Blues got the one goal they needed to stay ahead.

Kremlin - Botanica 2 : 2 Scorers: Lysenko Evolutionist (43.), Viktor Wasolin (10.) ***Oxalis fontana (18.), Rosea alcea (62.) Kremlin were a bit stronger here, but Botanica escaped with a draw after equalising twice. This is the first time Kremlin draw at home this season.

Ubermenschen - Feyenoord 3 : 2 Scorers: Nietzsche (34., 71.), Brecht (22.) ***Henk Fraeser (24., 55.) Ubermenschen are very strong at home, and here they claimed a comfortable win against Feyenoord.

ENPS - Fantasy Finale 1 : 0 Scorers: Jan Velde (77.) ***--- ENPS gain a little bit of breathing space with this deserved win against Fantasy Finale.

Currents of Space - Oaks 3 : 2 Scorers: Rocket (36., 59.), Groot (68.) ***Jest (41.), Lucy Moran (50.) Currents of Space took the lead, but Oaks managed to turn 1-0 into 1-2. The home team was significantly stronger, however, and again turned it around to 3-2.

Rosedale Premiership Match day 18 ======

Oaks - Twin Peaks Owls 0 : 1 Scorers: --- ***Benjamin Horne (40.) Twin Peaks Owls managed a bit of an upper hand away from home, and Benjamin Horne successfully converted that into a one goal win.

Fantasy Finale - Currents of Space 2 : 1 Scorers: Jean Tannen (9., 41.) ***Starlord Who (35.) Currents of Space were actually a bit stronger here, though we shouldn't be surprised anymore that Fantasy Finale steadily steals all Feyenoord's karma and spend it like drunken sailors!

Feyenoord - ENPS 1 : 1 Scorers: Henk Fraeser (73.) ***Jan Velde (15.) Feyenoord were slightly stronger, but Fantasy Finale had already taken their win, so they have to make do with a draw.

Botanica - Ubermenschen 3 : 3 Scorers: Allium cepa (15.), Tilia cordata (66.), Viola odorata (40.) ***Brecht (50., 60.), Borchert (57.) Sent off: --- ***Marx (54.) Botanica had a clear upper hand here, especially after Marx was sent off, but Ubermenschen managed to hold on to one of the points.

Chicken Run - Kremlin 1 : 0 Scorers: Yanina (25.) ***--- Booked: Teela ***--- Yanina secured the only goal of a slow game - that's nine home wins in nine home games this season for Chicken Run.

Lake Tanganyika - Desassossego Blues 0 : 1 Scorers: --- ***Chevalier de Pas (6.) The Blues took the lead early in the match, and though Lake Tanganyika had their chances to equalise, it never came, so both points for the Blues and they remain the top team.

The Championship Match day 17 ======

Thinkers FC - Castaway 6 : 7 Scorers: Bertrand Russell (47., 52., 84.), Rene Descartes (57.), Jean Paul Sartre (43.), Adam Smith (6.) ***Marinduque (23., 44., 54.), Hitra (19.), Jolo (21.), Molokai (48.), Chio (59.) Thinkers FC were weakened by suspensions, and only almost managed to get something from this match.

The Odalisques - Serial Killers 0 : 5 Scorers: --- ***Charles Quansah (42., 73.), Lam Kor-wan (47.), Sipho Thwala (85.), Koos Hertogs (59.) A solid win for Serial Killers, who seem poised to promote back into the Premiership this season.

The Scientists - Gamblers United 3 : 0 Scorers: Lavoisier (58.), Dalton (5.), Mendeleev (24.) ***--- Booked: --- ***Conny Corker An even match here, but The Scientists were a lot more efficient and secured a three goal win.

Sjokoladen BK - Erkrath Gladiators 2 : 2 Scorers: Baby Ruth (73.), Lion (32.) ***Jorg (49.), Martin (49.) Table toppers Erkrath Gladiators were somewhat stronger here, but Sjokoladen BK fought well and claimed one point. This is the first time Sjokoladen draw at home this season.

Lunar Sea - Tamriel Athletic 0 : 1 Scorers: --- ***Siri the Cautious (48.) Lunar Sea dominated this game, but it's the goals that count, and only Siri the Cautious managed to score, so two points for Tamriel Athletic.

Parsifal - FC Asskickers 1 : 0 Scorers: Lei (24.) ***--- Parsifal were stronger in this crucial fourpointer, and got the much needed win.

The Championship Match day 18 ======

FC Asskickers - Thinkers FC 1 : 0 Scorers: Mark Henry (23.) ***--- A slow game where FC Asskickers had the little play there was, and Mark Henry successfully converted that to an important home win.

Tamriel Athletic - Parsifal 1 : 0 Scorers: Orgnolf Wolf-Runner (59.) ***--- A slight upper hand for the home side was enough; a nice double win weekend for Tamriel Athletic sends them up into the promotion zone.

Erkrath Gladiators - Lunar Sea 1 : 0 Scorers: Hansi (51.) ***--- A slow game where the table toppers were a bit stronger, and Hansi made sure that meant two points.

Gamblers United - Sjokoladen BK 8 : 1 Scorers: Connie Coming (6 goal$s), Pony Pointer (82.), Tanya Targeter (45.) *** 5th Avenue (52.) No problems at all for Gamblers United here. Serial Killers - The Scientists 2 : 0 Scorers: Sipho Thwala (44.), Charles Quansah (59.) ***--- Booked: --- ***Waage Serial Killers secure a comfortable win with a goal in each half.

Castaway - The Odalisques 3 : 1 Scorers: Hitra (63., 67.), Molokai (80.) ***Louise Moore (64.) The Odalisques were slightly stronger here, and promptly equalised when Hitra had given the home side the lead. However, Hitra came back to score again, and Molokai made the final scoreline 3-1.

Division 1 Match day 17 ======

Formula 1 Legends - WrapUp 2 : 0 Scorers: James Hunt (56., 74.) ***--- Booked: Charlie Whiting, Lella Lombardi ***--- WrapUp were actually a bit stronger here, but James Hunt managed two goals in the second half to secure both points for the home side.

Sheffield Thursday - New Generation 2 : 0 Scorers: Kamil Zayette (86.), Kieran Lee (80.) ***--- For a long time, this looked like it might end goallessly, but right before the end, Kieran Lee and Kamil Zayette secured the win for the table toppers.

Love Songs - Fjortoft's Friends 10 : 2 Scorers: Je veux (4., 22., 57., 76.), Over the rainbow (15., 88.), Here i go again (31., 82.), Everybody Hurts (33.), Hello (68.) ***Marc (47., 76.) Booked: Everybody Hurts, Hello ***--- An easy win for Love Songs.

Dirigentia con Brio - Dummys 2 : 0 Scorers: Valk (4.), Ed Spanjaard (28.) ***--- Dirigentia con Brio quickly secured a comfortable two goal lead, and after that, little happened in this game.

Song of Ice and Fire - Atrix FC 0 : 4 Scorers: --- ***Lara Craft (41., 83.), Gunnar Lind (6.) Penalties: - ***1 Booked: Harry Truman ***--- A very important win for Atrix FC in their quest to stay up, and likewise one of the last nails in the coffin for Song of Ice and Fire's relegation, though there is still - barely - time to turn it around.

Queen - Jirs Park Rangers 0 : 1 Scorers: --- ***Ujloron (73.) Booked: --- ***Vuloron Queen were a bit stronger here, but Jirs Park Rangers fought harder and was rewarded when Ujloron scored the only goal of the game.

Division 1 Match day 18 ======

Jirs Park Rangers - Formula 1 Legends 0 : 0 A slow game ends goallessly for one point each.

Atrix FC - Queen 2 : 0 Scorers: Andreas Ljevar (87.), Karin Berg (15.) ***--- Booked: --- ***39, Black Queen, Up! Not a good weekend for Queen, as they played well here too with an upper hand in play, but Atrix FC secured the home win with a goal in each half. The double win weekend surely gave them a much greater chance of avoiding relegation - could it even be the start of a finishing sprint into the promotion race?

Dummys - Song of Ice and Fire 0 : 0 Booked: --- ***Ambiguity, Arya Stark Song of Ice and Fire were a bit stronger here, but Dummys secured their fifth draw of the season by keeping a clean sheet. This is actually the first time this season that Song of Ice and Fire shared points. I guess sharing doesn't come very naturally to their players!

Fjortoft's Friends - Dirigentia con Brio 1 : 2 Scorers: Bembel (23.) ***Kondrasin (38.), Valk (3.) Dirigentia con Brio took an early lead by way of Valk already in the third minute. The home side fought back to an equaliser, but when Kondrasin made it 1-2, Fjortoft's Friends never managed to recover, so it's both points for the visitors.

New Generation - Love Songs 2 : 7 Scorers: Rovers (35., 88.) ***Je veux (15., 82.), Over the rainbow (25., 79.), Here i go again (49., 58.), Man on the moon (24.) An impressive performance from Love Songs sees them take a comfortable win.

WrapUp - Sheffield Thursday 10 : 2 Scorers: Why not? (12., 24., 37., 44., 72.), I'm lucky (46., 66.), Help (29., 90.), It's all okay (1.) ***Kieran Lee (57.), Atdhe Nuhiu (23.) Booked: It's all okay ***--- Wow! WrapUp have won every home game this season, and here against the table toppers, they for sure didn't look back, they scored in the very first minute and just kept on scoring all the way to the very last minute. Certainly the most impressive result of the division this season.

Division 2 Match day 17 ======

Jirs Nightmare County - Car Park Rangers 0 : 0 Booked: --- ***Huntress A slow game with a deserved point for each club. the Professors of Jazz - pirxy 4 : 1 Scorers: Herbie Hancock (51., 79.), Dizzy Gillespie (88.), Ornette Coleman (24.) ***Lukasz Leniwy (15.) Booked: Herbie Hancock ***--- Lukasz Leniwy gave pirxy the lead early in the first half, but Professors of Jazz were slightly stronger and turned 0-1 into 1-1 before half time, and then into 4-1 in the second half.

Cosmopolitan - Saturday Morning FC 1 : 2 Scorers: Roulette (59.) ***Twilight Sparkle (23.), Thomas the Tank Engine (25.) An almost exactly even game, where Saturday Morning FC were most efficient and thus won by one.

Elmstead Casuals - Ergodic Theorems 0 : 0 Elmstead Casuals were strongest here, but table toppers Ergodic Theorems saved one point. This is the first time Elmstead Casuals draw at home this season.

St. Helens - Night Owls 1 : 3 Scorers: alsoahardseason (6.) ***Black Owl (52.), Midrange owl (56.), Big blue Owl (30.) Night Owls remain on steady course for promotion with this fine away win.

Springfield United - Yamagata Old Boys 1 : 6 Scorers: --- ***Mel N. Collie (10., 29., 75.), Frank Furter (56., 78.), Ray Gunn (44.) Penalties: 1 (1 missed) ***- Booked: --- ***Gerry Atric, Ingrid Andersson An entertaining game leading to a solid win for Yamagata Old Boys.

Division 2 Match day 18 ======

Yamagata Old Boys - Jirs Nightmare County 1 : 3 Scorers: Ray Gunn (85.) ***Exloron (18., 51.), Filoron (81.) Yamagata Old Boys were actually a bit stronger here, but Jirs Nightmare County fought well and claimed both points.

Night Owls - Springfield United 11 : 0 Scorers: Black Owl (8., 19., 36., 71.), Midrange owl (28., 57., 89.), Big red owl (42., 68.), Big blue Owl (49., 78.) ***--- Easy win for Night Owls.

Ergodic Theorems - St. Helens 1 : 0 Scorers: Stone (15.) ***--- Slow game with a bit more play to the home side, and Stone made sure that was enough for two points.

Saturday Morning FC - Elmstead Casuals 2 : 3 Scorers: Tashi (80.), Pingu (37.) ***Buttrie (16.), Quince (75.), Nicholson (7.) One of the rare games where one club is exactly one goal stronger, and then win by that goal. pirxy - Cosmopolitan 1 : 0 Scorers: Eryk Energetyk (4.) ***--- Eryk Energetyk scored the leader already in the 4th minute, and Cosmopolitan never found a way to respond.

Car Park Rangers - the Professors of Jazz 10 : 1 Scorers: Black Canary (47., 48., 67., 71., 89.), Thunderbolts (41., 44.), Huntress (76.), Batgirl (85.), Superboy (56.) ***Coleman Hawkins (69.) Sent off: --- ***Herbie Hancock (7.) Booked: Daenerys Targaryen ***--- An easy win for Car Park Rangers.

Division 3 Match day 17 ======

Insomniacz S-Pulse - Rapid Crew 5 : 0 Scorers: Naldiaz Juanda (12., 22., 83.), Mukti Raja Djohan (28., 61.) ***--- A solid win for Insomniacz S-Pulse.

Frillby United - Duckburg City 3 : 0 Scorers: John Jacobs (33.), Paul Scant (26.), Spile Morgan (68.) ***--- Frillby United are undefeated at home this season, and Duckburg City didn't manage to do anything about that.

Valiant City - Yorkies 4 : 2 Scorers: Peg Penetrator (24., 30.), Bo Boomer (49.), Dana Dasher (75.) ***Freja (47.), JF Hillebrand (86.) Booked: Peg Penetrator ***Conceptum Valiant City lead by two at half time, and although Yorkies managed to be even in the second half, they never caught up.

Suginami Bad Boys - Frock Frogs 5 : 1 Scorers: Yuji Kamata (5., 60.), Hideo Yanagi (33., 65.), Taro Naito (52.) *** Kermit (56.) A solid win for Suginami Bad Boys.

Slartibartfast FC - Magical World 3 : 1 Scorers: Mrs Kapelsen (8.), Zem (55.), Deep Thought (64.) ***Saphira (72.) Booked: Judiciary Pag, Trin Tragula ***--- Slartibartfast FC got the lead early, and only after it was extended twice did Magical World manage to score.

Foxwood City - Madmartigan City 5 : 0 Scorers: Jimbob (27., 37., 84.), Mike Van Der Burg (56., 78.) ***--- A clear upper hand for Foxwood City here.

Division 3 Match day 18 ======

Madmartigan City - Insomniacz S-Pulse 0 : 6 Scorers: --- ***Naldiaz Juanda (47., 89.), Giman Pasaribu (8.), Awalludin Melayu (80.), Zulfikar Risdianto (60.), Permenas Pongoh (73.) The kind of game Insomniacz need to win if they want to move up, and they didn't have a lot of trouble with it here.

Magical World - Foxwood City 1 : 0 Scorers: Saphira (79.) ***--- A slow game where Magical World were a little stronger and converted that to a win.

Frock Frogs - Slartibartfast FC 3 : 7 Scorers: Froskelaar (71.), Gakk paa Duki (9.), Kermit (23.) ***Trin Tragula (2., 47., 58., 81.), Zem (76.), Eccentrica Gallumbits (28.), Deep Thought (39.) A very entertaining game where the best team won out by four in the end.

Yorkies - Suginami Bad Boys 1 : 0 Scorers: Freja (49.) ***--- Yorkies had the upper hand here, and Freja made sure that was enough for a win early in the second half.

Duckburg City - Valiant City 1 : 0 Scorers: Fethry Duck (5.) ***--- Penalties: - (1 missed) ***- A very slow game, where Fethry Duck scored already in the 5th minute, and after that, pretty much the only thing that happened was the missed penalty.

Rapid Crew - Frillby United 1 : 4 Scorers: Ville Appelgren (66.) ***Tonka Barns (77.), John Jacobs (18.), Paul Scant (63.), Raymond Vallance (12.) Table toppers Frillby United claim another deserved win. Definitely looks like they are ready for a higher division by now!

5. League tables

Rosedale Premiership ======home away diff goals points DP VP Cash Manager 1) Desassossego B. 7 0 2 6 1 2 + 27 40: 13 27: 9 48 5.5 1021 Oyvind H. Henriksen 2) Twin Peaks Owls 6 2 1 6 1 2 + 16 27: 11 27: 9 20 4 801 Knut Brennhaug 3) Curr. of Space 6 2 1 4 2 3 + 12 22: 10 24:12 30 3 381 Stephan Rink 4) Chicken Run 9 0 0 2 0 7 + 7 18: 11 22:14 46 3.5 1881 Stephan Rink 5) Fantasy Finale 6 2 1 3 0 6 - 20 21: 41 20:16 50 3.5 1179 Michael Hellige 6) Ubermenschen 6 2 1 0 3 6 + 8 23: 15 17:19 48 4 1923 Oyvind H. Henriksen 7) Botanica 4 3 2 1 4 4 - 2 16: 18 17:19 16 3.5 674 Henry Springer 8) Oaks 3 3 3 3 2 4 - 2 12: 14 17:19 0 2 2297 Andrew MacAlister 9) ENPS 3 1 5 2 4 3 - 10 13: 23 15:21 16 3.5 1426 Ronald Post 10) Feyenoord 2 3 4 1 2 6 - 11 12: 23 11:25 20 2.5 -40 Michael Hellige 11) Kremlin 3 1 5 0 3 6 - 14 15: 29 10:26 62 3 -168 Knut Brennhaug 12) L. Tanganyika 1 4 4 1 1 7 - 11 5: 16 9:27 0 2 3441 Iris van der Laar

The Championship ======home away diff goals points DP VP Cash Manager 1) Erkrath Glad. 8 1 0 4 2 3 + 15 30: 15 27: 9 0 4 3362 Robert Koehnen 2) Serial Killers 6 2 1 4 4 1 + 28 36: 8 26:10 4 5 2200 Dan Sellers 3) Tamriel Athl. 3 5 1 5 1 3 + 9 17: 8 22:14 0 4 1627 Henry Springer 4) Thinkers FC 2 4 3 5 0 4 + 5 40: 35 18:18 104 2 578 Deepak Mohoni 5) Gamblers Utd 6 0 3 1 4 4 - 1 36: 37 18:18 24 3 -737 Ulf Jiretorn 6) Parsifal 5 1 3 1 4 4 + 2 22: 20 17:19 0 3.5 741 Iris van der Laar 7) Sjokoladen BK 5 1 3 2 1 6 - 3 34: 37 16:20 0 3 368 Ray Setzer 8) Lunar Sea 5 2 2 0 4 5 - 6 6: 12 16:20 36 2.5 -679 Mike Brian 9) The Odalisques 3 2 4 3 2 4 - 8 25: 33 16:20 0 2.5 3096 Paul Cockayne 10) FC Asskickers 3 4 2 2 1 6 - 4 11: 15 15:21 0 3 648 Daniel Ingesson 11) The Scientists 4 2 3 1 2 6 - 18 15: 33 14:22 58 3.5 4907 Camilla Skjerpen 12) Castaway 2 3 4 1 2 6 - 19 21: 40 11:25 0 4 -457 Mike Parnaby

Division 1 ======home away diff goals points DP VP Cash Manager 1) Diri. con Brio 7 1 1 6 0 3 + 39 48: 9 27: 9 0 4.5 2962 Iris van der Laar 2) Sheffield Thu. 8 1 0 4 1 4 + 21 48: 27 26:10 34 3 1206 Steve Janecek 3) WrapUp 9 0 0 2 2 5 + 33 55: 22 24:12 16 3.5 2817 Henry Springer 4) Love Songs 7 1 1 3 3 3 + 27 46: 19 24:12 60 4.5 166 Michael Frenzel 5) Formula 1 Leg. 6 1 2 4 2 3 + 14 45: 31 23:13 64 3.5 2890 Michael Frenzel 6) Queen 5 3 1 3 2 4 + 14 31: 17 21:15 50 2.5 392 Ronald Post 7) Jirs Park R. 5 3 1 3 0 6 - 3 29: 32 19:17 48 4 217 Ulf Jiretorn 8) Atrix FC 6 1 2 2 1 6 + 10 43: 33 18:18 0 4.5 1184 Christer Kallin 9) New Generation 3 1 5 1 2 6 - 23 40: 63 11:25 32 2 353 Klaus Fritz 10) Song of Ice n F 3 0 6 1 1 7 - 31 39: 70 9:27 68 2.5 570 Trond K. Botnen 11) Fjortoft's Fr. 3 1 5 1 0 8 - 61 24: 85 9:27 0 2.5 3463 Holger Heiser 12) Dummys 0 3 6 0 2 7 - 40 5: 45 5:31 0 2.5 1072 Taco Kraijenbrink

Division 2 ======home away diff goals points DP VP Cash Manager 1) Ergodic Theor. 7 2 0 4 4 1 + 27 39: 12 28: 8 0 4 2940 Sigurd Segtnan 2) Night Owls 8 0 1 5 1 3 + 36 53: 17 27: 9 0 4 3017 Henry Springer 3) pirxy 5 1 3 6 1 2 + 27 54: 27 24:12 0 3.5 1788 Marcin Makowski 4) Elmstead Casu. 6 1 2 5 1 3 + 12 27: 15 24:12 0 3.5 1034 Gary Picon 5) Carpark Rangers 6 2 1 3 3 3 + 21 40: 19 23:13 72 4 923 Michael Frenzel 6) Yamagata Old B. 5 2 2 4 1 4 + 10 48: 38 21:15 72 3.5 101 Richard Jordan 7) Prof. of Jazz 6 0 3 0 2 7 + 7 58: 51 14:22 96 3.5 -338 Deepak Mohoni 8) Saturday Morn. 3 2 4 3 0 6 - 2 28: 30 14:22 0 3 696 Ian Moes 9) St. Helens 4 0 5 2 0 7 + 20 52: 32 12:24 70 2 -728 Michael Frenzel 10) Cosmopolitan 3 3 3 0 3 6 - 2 27: 29 12:24 0 2 995 Mike Parnaby 11) Jirs N. County 2 3 4 1 2 6 - 7 21: 28 11:25 20 3.5 980 Ulf Jiretorn 12) Springfield U. 2 2 5 0 0 9 -149 16:165 6:30 0 2 4765 Holger Heiser

Division 3 ======home away diff goals points DP VP Cash Manager 1) Frillby United 8 1 0 6 1 2 + 42 57: 15 30: 6 40 4.5 2746 Jed Stone 2) Insomniacz S-P 7 1 1 5 3 1 + 51 61: 10 28: 8 0 4.5 1613 Housin Setia Winata 3) Slartibartf. FC 7 1 1 3 4 2 + 38 69: 31 25:11 76 4.5 1194 Deepak Mohoni 4) Yorkies 7 1 1 4 2 3 + 24 51: 27 25:11 36 3.5 455 Martyn Hathaway 5) Valiant City 5 2 2 2 4 3 + 20 37: 17 20:16 46 3.5 -443 Ulf Jiretorn 6) Duckburg City 6 1 2 3 1 5 + 5 37: 32 20:16 0 3.5 1429 Jorgen Bjornelv 7) Suginami Bad B. 6 1 2 1 2 6 0 23: 23 17:19 0 3.5 2507 Taro Kamei 8) Foxwood City 2 5 2 3 1 5 + 4 17: 13 16:20 0 3 833 Craig Bucknall 9) Rapid Crew 3 2 4 2 1 6 - 25 29: 54 13:23 8 2.5 -666 Christer Kallin 10) Magical World 3 3 3 0 2 7 - 17 12: 29 11:25 0 3 28 Karin Heinkele 11) Frock Frogs 3 1 5 0 0 9 - 79 34:113 7:29 0 2 1148 HenrietteScarborough 12) Madmartigan C. 1 2 6 0 0 9 - 63 17: 80 4:32 0 2.5 -914 Taco Kraijenbrink

Premiership: Teams 10 and 11 relegate to the Championship. Team 12 relegates to Division 1. Championship: Teams 1 to 3 promote to the Premiership. Teams 9 to 11 relegate to Division 1. Team 12 relegates to Division 2. Division 1: Teams 1 to 4 promote to the Championship. Teams 9 to 11 relegate to Division 2. Team 12 relegates to Division 3. Division 2: Team 1 promotes to the Championship. Teams 2 to 4 promote to Division 1. Teams 10 to 12 relegate to Division 3. Division 3: Team 1 promotes to Division 1. Teams 2 to 4 promote to Division 2.

6. Scorer's lists

Rosedale Premiership ------9 Faustino (Desassossego Blues) 8 Nietzsche (Ubermenschen) 7 Barao de Teivo (Desassossego Blues) 6 Ricardo Reis (Desassossego Blues) 6 Chevalier de Pas (Desassossego Blues) 6 Brecht (Ubermenschen) 6 Rocket (Currents of Space) 6 Starlord Who (Currents of Space) 6 Dale Cooper (Twin Peaks Owls) 6 Solveig Horne (Twin Peaks Owls)

The Championship ------20 Charles Quansah (Serial Killers) 13 Oh Henry (Sjokoladen BK) 13 Lei (Parsifal) 13 Jean Paul Sartre (Thinkers FC) 11 Bertrand Russell (Thinkers FC) 10 Jorg (Erkrath Gladiators) 10 Connie Coming (Gamblers United) 7 Tanya Targeter (Gamblers United) 7 Pony Pointer (Gamblers United) 7 Katy Webster (The Odalisques)

Division 1 ------15 Rafael Kubelik (Dirigentia con Brio) 13 Shirt Band (New Generation) 13 Go devils go (WrapUp) 13 Je veux (Love Songs) 13 Zubin Metha (Dirigentia con Brio) 13 Charlie Whiting (Formula 1 Legends) 12 Primark (New Generation) 12 Ubloron (Jirs Park Rangers) 11 Jack Hunt (Sheffield Thursday) 11 Bran Stark (Song of Ice and Fire)

Division 2 ------27 alsoahardseason (St. Helens) 22 Cab Calloway (the Professors of Jazz) 15 Ornette Coleman (the Professors of Jazz) 15 Mel N. Collie (Yamagata Old Boys) 14 Lukasz Leniwy (pirxy) 14 Black Owl (Night Owls) 13 Tashi (Saturday Morning FC) 12 Thunderbolts (Car Park Rangers) 12 Coleman Hawkins (the Professors of Jazz) 12 Ray Gunn (Yamagata Old Boys) Division 3 ------30 Zem (Slartibartfast FC) 23 Mukti Raja Djohan (Insomniacz S-Pulse) 22 Spile Morgan (Frillby United) 14 Paul Scant (Frillby United) 14 Arlene Arrower (Valiant City) 13 Fercam (Yorkies) 13 Trin Tragula (Slartibartfast FC) 12 Paolli (Yorkies) 12 Naldiaz Juanda (Insomniacz S-Pulse) 11 Prima Rauf (Insomniacz S-Pulse)

7. Suspensions

Ubermenschen: Marx (1) Love Songs: Everybody Hurts (1) Song of Ice and Fire: Ambiguity (1) Queen: Liar (1), Black Queen (1) the Professors of Jazz: Herbie Hancock (3) Slartibartfast FC: Trin Tragula (1)

8.GM's Auction

The next GM's Auction will appear in issue 1 of season 28.

9.Transferlist

New offer ------1) From Botanica: Viola odorata SF X 8, coachable up to 11, 0 DP, Matches as D:3/M:2 (NL value 0) 2) From Twin Peaks Owls: Ed Hurley G II 9, coachable up to 10, 0 DP (NL value 1080) 3) From Tamriel Athletic: Bran the lucky SD VI 4, coachable up to 7 with 1.5 VP/level, 0 DP (NL value 0) 4) From the Professors of Jazz: Oscar Peterson F VIII 5, coachable up to 8, 0 DP (NL value 0)

10. Sales to the non-league

Lake Tanganyika: Petrotilapia (132 kKj) St. Helens: Onceagain (124 kKj) Frillby United: Nick Fields (148 kKj), Frank Koldod (156 kKj), Sam Markham (160 kKj)

11. Private trade

None.

12. League matches next issue

Rosedale Premiership ======match day 19 match day 20 Twin Peaks Owls - Desassossego B. : Fantasy Finale - Twin Peaks Owls : Kremlin - L. Tanganyika : Feyenoord - Oaks : Ubermenschen - Chicken Run : Botanica - Curr. of Space : ENPS - Botanica : Chicken Run - ENPS : Curr. of Space - Feyenoord : L. Tanganyika - Ubermenschen : Oaks - Fantasy Finale : Desassossego B. - Kremlin :

The Championship ======match day 19 match day 20 Thinkers FC - The Odalisques : Tamriel Athl. - Thinkers FC : The Scientists - Castaway : Erkrath Glad. - FC Asskickers : Sjokoladen BK - Serial Killers : Gamblers Utd - Parsifal : Lunar Sea - Gamblers Utd : Serial Killers - Lunar Sea : Parsifal - Erkrath Glad. : Castaway - Sjokoladen BK : FC Asskickers - Tamriel Athl. : The Odalisques - The Scientists : Division 1 ======match day 19 match day 20 Formula 1 Leg. - Sheffield Thu. : Atrix FC - Formula 1 Leg. : Love Songs - WrapUp : Dummys - Jirs Park R. : Diri. con Brio - New Generation : Fjortoft's Fr. - Queen : Song of Ice n F - Fjortoft's Fr. : New Generation - Song of Ice n F : Queen - Dummys : WrapUp - Diri. con Brio : Jirs Park R. - Atrix FC : Sheffield Thu. - Love Songs :

Division 2 ======match day 19 match day 20 Jirs N. County - Prof. of Jazz : Night Owls - Jirs N. County : Cosmopolitan - Carpark Rangers : Ergodic Theor. - Yamagata Old B. : Elmstead Casu. - pirxy : Saturday Morn. - Springfield U. : St. Helens - Saturday Morn. : pirxy - St. Helens : Springfield U. - Ergodic Theor. : Carpark Rangers - Elmstead Casu. : Yamagata Old B. - Night Owls : Prof. of Jazz - Cosmopolitan :

Division 3 ======match day 19 match day 20 Insomniacz S-P - Frillby United : Magical World - Insomniacz S-P : Valiant City - Rapid Crew : Frock Frogs - Madmartigan C. : Suginami Bad B. - Duckburg City : Yorkies - Foxwood City : Slartibartf. FC - Yorkies : Duckburg City - Slartibartf. FC : Foxwood City - Frock Frogs : Rapid Crew - Suginami Bad B. : Madmartigan C. - Magical World : Frillby United - Valiant City :

13. Rosedale Knockout semi finals

Desassossego Blues - Currents of Space 4 : 3 a.p. (0 : 0 ot., 0 : 0) Booked: Federico Reis ***--- Little happened during normal play for 120 minutes, though the Blues had what little play there was. In the end, there was a penalty shootout, and the Blues advanced with a 4-3 win there.

Serial Killers - Queen 2 : 1 Scorers: Charles Quansah (62., 86.) ***Somebody to love (51.) Sent off: --- ***Liar (88.) Booked: Fritz Honka ***Binnen, Black Queen, Up! After a goalless first half, Queen took the lead soon after the break. Then Charles Quansah turned 0-1 into 2-1, and Liar was sent off near the end in Queen's desperate scramble for an equaliser.

Teams not currently part of the league system are now conference league teams with 60 VP. All cup games are played on neutral field, thus neither team will have a home advantage.

14. Luck statistics

Rosedale Premiership: Fantasy Finale are still luckiest, Feyenoord stay unluckiest. The Championship: Tamriel Athletic are now most fortunate. Lunar Sea have become unluckiest. Division 1: Jirs Park Rangers turn luckiest here. The most unfortunate are now Queen. Division 2: Still best luck for Ergodic Theorems, worst luck continues for St. Helens. Division 3: Frillby United are still luckiest, Suginami Bad Boys are still unluckiest.

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