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SEASON 27, ISSUE 10: August 27th, 2016 The Rosedale Open homepage: http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~janbu/ropen.html Contents ======== 1. Introduction 2. Broadcast messages 3. Apprentices discovered 4. League results 5. League tables 6. Scorer’s lists 7. Suspensions 8. GMs auction 9. Transferlist 10. Sale to non-league 11. Private trade 12. League matches next issue 13. the Rosedale Knockout 14. Luck statistics 15. List of addresses 1. Introduction Since the issue is on time, I will stick to the previously published dates for next issue: The early deadline for issue 11 is Friday September 9, at 21:30 CET. The deadline for issue 11 is Friday September 16, at 21:30 CET. Publication of issue 11 expected latest Wednesday September 28. If issue 11 is out on time, the deadlines for issue 12 will be October 7 and 14. If you have heard nothing by the expected publication, feel free to get in touch to check up on it. Next issue, you send orders for: * match days 19 and 20 in the league (see section 12) This round, the home advantage has increased to 9 VP. The home team is listed first in the league schedule. All cup games are on neutral field (no home advantage). In addition, as always, you send coaching. Optionally, you can also discover talents and buy/sell players. By the time you read this, I have already sent out your teams. If you haven't received it, please get in touch. 2. Broadcast messages Jed Stone, Frillby United: «From Sports Section:- LONGDALE COURIER – Skelsthorpe As another Olympics draws to a close, I look with some sadness on the matches that led up to the football finals. It is not the quality of the matches that brings a tear to my eye it is the fact that once again the country that created the great game is not represented! What is it about the Olympics that causes our football moguls to froth at the mouth at the very mention of releasing some players to play for the Nation? Is it the Nation itself? That anonymous amalgam of separate states that uses high paid football talent but pays no pennies for their time? Or could it be the age limit that confines choice to fledgling talent nurtured for many moons in the warmth of the club's training facilities? Talent guarded and protected by every club as carefully as the crown jewels. No, the answer lies in every bar, in every town, in every state. It lurks in every bottle carrying a health warning. Yes, I mean in every bottle containing a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster! Ever since 1964 when the entire Ladies Soccer Eleven was thrown out of the World Cup for turning up for their semi final match dressed as small green furry creatures from Alpha Centauri having spent the previous evening training on bottles of PGGB, it has been a banned substance at the Olympics. A substance of 'ill repute' and anyone coming within a rats whisker of it is banned from the Olympics and as far as the organising committee is concerned our States teams are so soaked in the stuff they drip as they move! So until the States manage a country wide detoxification our players may never grace the Olympic stage.» Deepak Mohoni, Thinkers FC: «The Thinkers were forced to play last week's home game against Castaway with just 10 men, as four of their wisest philosophers were sitting out a suspension. "What were these savants thinking?", was the obvious question their fans asked of each other, when they should have really inquired about what the four worthies were drinking. And the answer once again was that scourge of the modern football player and ancient sage alike : the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, which had laid to waste the entire Frillby United facility not many moons ago. The unfortunate truth is that the only side which imbibes and swears by their Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters remains Slartibartfast FC, who over the years have genetically adapted themselves to this libidinous libation.» 3. Apprentices discovered None. 4. League results Rosedale Premiership Match day 17 ================================== Twin Peaks Owls - Lake Tanganyika 2 : 0 Scorers: Solveig Horne (20., 56.) ***--- Being only goal difference behind first place, Twin Peaks put pressure on the other top teams with a fine win. Desassossego Blues - Chicken Run 1 : 0 Scorers: Federico Reis (77.) ***--- Booked: --- ***Elena An even game where table toppers Desassossego Blues got the one goal they needed to stay ahead. Kremlin - Botanica 2 : 2 Scorers: Lysenko Evolutionist (43.), Viktor Wasolin (10.) ***Oxalis fontana (18.), Rosea alcea (62.) Kremlin were a bit stronger here, but Botanica escaped with a draw after equalising twice. This is the first time Kremlin draw at home this season. Ubermenschen - Feyenoord 3 : 2 Scorers: Nietzsche (34., 71.), Brecht (22.) ***Henk Fraeser (24., 55.) Ubermenschen are very strong at home, and here they claimed a comfortable win against Feyenoord. ENPS - Fantasy Finale 1 : 0 Scorers: Jan Velde (77.) ***--- ENPS gain a little bit of breathing space with this deserved win against Fantasy Finale. Currents of Space - Oaks 3 : 2 Scorers: Rocket (36., 59.), Groot (68.) ***Jest (41.), Lucy Moran (50.) Currents of Space took the lead, but Oaks managed to turn 1-0 into 1-2. The home team was significantly stronger, however, and again turned it around to 3-2. Rosedale Premiership Match day 18 ================================== Oaks - Twin Peaks Owls 0 : 1 Scorers: --- ***Benjamin Horne (40.) Twin Peaks Owls managed a bit of an upper hand away from home, and Benjamin Horne successfully converted that into a one goal win. Fantasy Finale - Currents of Space 2 : 1 Scorers: Jean Tannen (9., 41.) ***Starlord Who (35.) Currents of Space were actually a bit stronger here, though we shouldn't be surprised anymore that Fantasy Finale steadily steals all Feyenoord's karma and spend it like drunken sailors! Feyenoord - ENPS 1 : 1 Scorers: Henk Fraeser (73.) ***Jan Velde (15.) Feyenoord were slightly stronger, but Fantasy Finale had already taken their win, so they have to make do with a draw. Botanica - Ubermenschen 3 : 3 Scorers: Allium cepa (15.), Tilia cordata (66.), Viola odorata (40.) ***Brecht (50., 60.), Borchert (57.) Sent off: --- ***Marx (54.) Botanica had a clear upper hand here, especially after Marx was sent off, but Ubermenschen managed to hold on to one of the points. Chicken Run - Kremlin 1 : 0 Scorers: Yanina (25.) ***--- Booked: Teela ***--- Yanina secured the only goal of a slow game - that's nine home wins in nine home games this season for Chicken Run. Lake Tanganyika - Desassossego Blues 0 : 1 Scorers: --- ***Chevalier de Pas (6.) The Blues took the lead early in the match, and though Lake Tanganyika had their chances to equalise, it never came, so both points for the Blues and they remain the top team. The Championship Match day 17 ============================== Thinkers FC - Castaway 6 : 7 Scorers: Bertrand Russell (47., 52., 84.), Rene Descartes (57.), Jean Paul Sartre (43.), Adam Smith (6.) ***Marinduque (23., 44., 54.), Hitra (19.), Jolo (21.), Molokai (48.), Chio (59.) Thinkers FC were weakened by suspensions, and only almost managed to get something from this match. The Odalisques - Serial Killers 0 : 5 Scorers: --- ***Charles Quansah (42., 73.), Lam Kor-wan (47.), Sipho Thwala (85.), Koos Hertogs (59.) A solid win for Serial Killers, who seem poised to promote back into the Premiership this season. The Scientists - Gamblers United 3 : 0 Scorers: Lavoisier (58.), Dalton (5.), Mendeleev (24.) ***--- Booked: --- ***Conny Corker An even match here, but The Scientists were a lot more efficient and secured a three goal win. Sjokoladen BK - Erkrath Gladiators 2 : 2 Scorers: Baby Ruth (73.), Lion (32.) ***Jorg (49.), Martin (49.) Table toppers Erkrath Gladiators were somewhat stronger here, but Sjokoladen BK fought well and claimed one point. This is the first time Sjokoladen draw at home this season. Lunar Sea - Tamriel Athletic 0 : 1 Scorers: --- ***Siri the Cautious (48.) Lunar Sea dominated this game, but it's the goals that count, and only Siri the Cautious managed to score, so two points for Tamriel Athletic. Parsifal - FC Asskickers 1 : 0 Scorers: Lei (24.) ***--- Parsifal were stronger in this crucial fourpointer, and got the much needed win. The Championship Match day 18 ============================== FC Asskickers - Thinkers FC 1 : 0 Scorers: Mark Henry (23.) ***--- A slow game where FC Asskickers had the little play there was, and Mark Henry successfully converted that to an important home win. Tamriel Athletic - Parsifal 1 : 0 Scorers: Orgnolf Wolf-Runner (59.) ***--- A slight upper hand for the home side was enough; a nice double win weekend for Tamriel Athletic sends them up into the promotion zone. Erkrath Gladiators - Lunar Sea 1 : 0 Scorers: Hansi (51.) ***--- A slow game where the table toppers were a bit stronger, and Hansi made sure that meant two points. Gamblers United - Sjokoladen BK 8 : 1 Scorers: Connie Coming (6 goal$s), Pony Pointer (82.), Tanya Targeter (45.) *** 5th Avenue (52.) No problems at all for Gamblers United here. Serial Killers - The Scientists 2 : 0 Scorers: Sipho Thwala (44.), Charles Quansah (59.) ***--- Booked: --- ***Waage Serial Killers secure a comfortable win with a goal in each half. Castaway - The Odalisques 3 : 1 Scorers: Hitra (63., 67.), Molokai (80.) ***Louise Moore (64.) The Odalisques were slightly stronger here, and promptly equalised when Hitra had given the home side the lead. However, Hitra came back to score again, and Molokai made the final scoreline 3-1. Division 1 Match day 17 ======================== Formula 1 Legends - WrapUp 2 : 0 Scorers: James Hunt (56., 74.) ***--- Booked: Charlie Whiting, Lella Lombardi ***--- WrapUp were actually a bit stronger here, but James Hunt managed two goals in the second half to secure both points for the home side.