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If you have any interesting articles or would like to advertise please send to [email protected] - Ph. 087 860 904 078 40 1 Kuta Weekly 8 Mar - 14 Mar 2012 (275) News Corner Kuta Weekly 8 Mar - 14 Mar 2012 (275) News Corner How Much is that Doggie on the Mountain? Japanese cat lovers snarl at new law Bali's Kintamani Breed T h e a n n o u n c e m e n t travelled to Bali with Times are looking tough Cat cafes have long well, I won't come. Of Officially Acknowledged makes the Kintamani breed the Majapahit conquerors, who came been popular, catering to the course I come here because they first endemic Indonesian breed to to Bali in the 14th century for Tokyo's cat cafes, by Asian Kennel Union many cat lovers who can't keep have cats," said Tatsuo Karuishi, ever be registered by the AKU. Scientific studies of DNA where feline aficionados the animals at home because of 41. Radar Bali reports that the Efforts are now underway that will link the Kintamani closely with the can drop in for tea and Kintamani breed of dog has won strict housing regulations that Karuishi visits the cafe at see the breed also registered by breed of Bali Street Dog and the some time with a cat. forbid pets in many apartments. least twice a week, usually acknowledgement as a Australian Dingo. Long hair, distinct breed from the Asian A t m o s t s u c h Visitors to Kawase's cafe checking in at around eight, as broad face, flat forehead and pay about 1,000 yen ($12) an does fellow feline fancier Ayumi Kennel Union (AKU), paving flat cheeks distinguish the establishments, it's the post- t h e w a y f o r s i m i l a r Kintamani. An expert climber work rush r e c o g n i t i o n f r o m t h e not afraid of heights, the that brings in Federation Cynologique Kintamani reveals its feral t h e m o s t Internationale (FCI). roots by digging dirt holes to cash, with The breed is traced birth its pups. Intelligent, t i r e d a n d to the village of Sukawana, t h e y m a k e e x c e l l e n t h a r r i e d Paketan near the Kintamani watchdogs due to their close professional volcano in Bali. attachment to their owners s dropping Dr. (Veterinarian) and ferocious territoriality. by on their Pudji Raharjo, chairman of an Aggressive in guarding the way homes association researching the property of their owners, the to pet and K i n t a m a n i d o g b r e e d Kintamani is at the same play with the (HTAKB), welcomed the AKU t i m e a g e n t l e a n d announcement, saying: animals as a affectionate companion to its w a y o f “What remains is only the owning family. sounding of the gavel from r e l i e v i n g While the official stress. the FCI officially recognizing the FCI, a step made possible by the certification of the Kintamani is B u t Indonesian Kintamani breed. The AKU certification. likely to create added world FCI is the world authority on There are currently some interest in the breed, current laws n o w t h e canine breeds.” 400 breeds of dog registered by absolutely banning the export of p u r r s o f The formal recognition of the FCI. any dogs from Bali will mean delight may the “Kintamani” bred took place at The Kintamani breed is those desiring to obtain a be getting a meeting of the AKU in the believed to have evolved from a Kintamani dog will have to source quieter. Philippines. breed of feral dog, with local them from one of the few breeding A revision to Japan's hour to play with any of her 24 Sekigushi. “It's been admitted by the folklore linking the dogs to populations located outside of Animal Protection Law, due to cats, who dart around the room "It's a great place, it calms AKU, that has made us proud,” Chinese Chow Chows introduced Bali. come into force on June 1, will chasing toys or sleep in baskets the stresses of working life," said explained Pudji from her home in to Bali 600-800 years ago. It is slap a curfew on the public set on tables. Drinks are priced Sekigushi, 23. "If this law goes, the Biaung Candra Asri suburb of equally plausible the breed www.balidiscovery.com display of cats and dogs, forcing from around 300 yen each. through that enjoyment is going Denpasar. travelled to Bali with Majapahit cat cafes to shut up shop at 8 The government says to disappear. It's a real shame." p.m. the real targets of the tighter While Kawase says the MEADS NUSA DUA..... "There's this new revision animal protection law are late- lost business hours will take a toll which says we should be open night pet shops, which often sell on profits, it's what that might from eight in the morning until dogs and cats around the clock. mean for her cats that worries eight at night. After 8 p.m. we The animals are kept in small her the most. Ocean view. have to put the cats in the back, cages under bright lights that "If our business hours go away from the customers, and are never switched off. down and we lose two hours of Studio or huge Apartments with 2 large bedrooms close," said Hiromi Kawase, the Kawase's establishment profits, of course it's going to and self contained living areas... owner of one Tokyo cat cafe. is far from a 24-hour operation. affect us, but it'll also affect the "Everybody knows cats Her doors close at 10 p.m., but cats," she said. 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Jl. Pasar Agung Poppies 1 Kuta - Bali Ph. 0361-7922288, 081337207804 38 3 Kuta Weekly 8 Mar - 14 Mar 2012 (275) News Corner Kuta Weekly 8 Mar - 14 Mar 2012 (275) News Corner BALI THE RIGHT WAY World clippers raise the baa in NZ for the sheer fun of it day again folks and lets rip into the latest edition of the s h e a r i n g correctly are the key Kuta Weekly, “Bali”s Premier Weekly Newspaper” What a community. components of a close, week it's been with the mighty pies dropping out of the pre T h a t ' s n o t comfortable shave. G surprising in a nation "Once you've got the season contest to ready themselves for the real footy. It looks where sheep outnumber sheep's balance sorted, and as if the Eagles Might get the 500k prize money this year, time humans 10 to one and you've got them seated all right, will tell I guess. Bring on the real footy, I say this pre season which this year lobbied for it's just like giving them a [email protected] stuff is too hard to follow. sheep shearing to be haircut," Laing said. Moving along this week it seems old issue of the r e c o g n i s e d a s a n Best results are also white man taking to the streets on their motor scooters after downing four buckets of full Olympic sport. achieved by following the strength beer is becoming a major problem for some. Old mate turtle head, or pig, as known by "People here say "Bowen style" favoured in New the Golden Shears is the Zealand. Developed in the some (due to the amount of Bundaberg rum he can drink) had a great session the other night Wimbledon of sheep 1950s by a famed pair of on the little green bottles in good company and with good friend, then decided it was home shearing," said Doug shearing brothers named time, so he hops on his trusted scooter to bee-line it straight for the sack, and wammo, he's Laing, media officer at Godfrey and Ivan Bowen, the dropped the bastard. The not so funny and funny thing is, he is still recovering from dropping For lucky sheep, it's like a Shearing Sports New Zealand. sheep is shorn in rhythmical the naughty bike only a few weeks ago, so this latest drop has re-opened almost healed scabs trip to the hair salon. For S h e a r e r s f r o m sweeps while pulling the skin and re-bruised sensitive spots all over him. I guess I don't have to say to you all that the game is the unlucky ones, it can heavyweight countries New away from the body. very different here and for what reason or another if you have dropped a bike here you know resemble a wild and Zealand, Australia and Britain are "Otherwise it ends up competing with entries from lesser- looking like a wrestling match," what I mean. The roads are deadly and full of very highly trained riders that use the safest and woolly wrestling match known shearing countries, Laing said. most sensible way to get around that they can. Now if we were in a third world country and against an opponent including Germany, Estonia and Local shearer John people didn't look before they pulled out then things may be different. If the roads were maybe armed with a sharp Japan. Kirkpatrick, a three-time in terrible disrepair and had water filled potholes in them, I'd understand why you would ride the object. They will be judged on Golden Shears champion, is bikes pissed up. Being that we have the best roads in the world, I suggest you all drink as much speed and accuracy in both tipped to take the top machine- The 4,600 sheep picked for as you can, then ride your bike home, as fast as you can. Don't worry about the broken heart, machine and hand-blade cutting shearing prize at both the the 2012 World Sheep Shearing categories. World Championships and the just get on the throttle and flatten it. Now before you comment Ken, please understand that the Competition in Masterton, New last few sentences were an absolute Mickey take on old mate turtle head for riding his bike Penalty points are given national Golden Shears Zealand, and the national Golden according to how long each competition. while completely splattered. I wonder folk, will we get the hat trick over the next few weeks. I'll Shears championships are in for a shearing takes, as well as Kirkpatrick, however, is keep you all up to speed on the outcome. Bloody Richmond Spuds supporters. pampering this week, when top "imperfections" that include nicks e x p e c t e d t o f a c e s t i f f It seems we all need to remember that many of the local riders are maybe not so apt at clippers from around the globe and cuts to the sheep and double competition from compatriot using the road rules we are used too and will just do whatever it takes to get from one place to compete for a top prize of cutting. Cam Ferguson in Saturday's NZ$3,000. the next at any expense. I did hear a story about a fellow who likes to walk everywhere he goes Laing, a descendant of a finals. Ferguson holds the The return of the biennial shearing family, says nimbleness world record for shearing most days and usually keeps himself that little bit fitter than most by doing so. Again it seems event to New Zealand for the first this particular old mate was wondering home one afternoon ready for his kindy nap before with the "blades" -- a colloquial longwool lambs -- a whopping time since 1996 is seen as a term for manual and electric shears 742 in eight hours. heading back out for a few quite evening beers with the crew, when suddenly wammo, out of homecoming by the sheep- -- and getting the sheep positioned nowhere he is hit by a motorbike. The thing is he looked the way the traffic was supposed to be coming from and didn't see anything coming, but, low and behold a local rider was coming Bride's wardrobe malfunction leaves guests against the traffic, and was in a hurry so whack, old mate cops it. I can't stress to you enough Everything was in place applause from their appears to get stuck in the that these roads are dangerous and require great courage and skill to traverse and if you don't f o r a w e d d i n g t o guests. train of the dress, wrenching it have both of these attributes then stick to a taxi. And then, as the lovebirds from her and exposing her white Ok folks it seems that the powers that be want this load of rubbish ready for publishing, so I will remember - but it will be head towards their life together lingerie for all to see. leave you all to your thing for another week, I hope the most of you stay safe, happy, healthy r e m e m b e r e d w i t h and along the red carpet to their Embarrassed, the bride embarrassment and wedding vows, disaster strikes. gathers the dress and rather than and always remember, "Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical The bride, wearing a try to fix it on the red carpet she minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the humour. flowing white gown, stumbles on take its off completely and runs proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end"...... The music heralds the the carpet. away - giving her guests slightly entry of the bride and groom. Her husband to be comes more than they bargained for. Enjoy your week, The photographers and to her aid, preventing her from Was it an accident or set videographers scurry from side ALIASJ……… falling completely. up? You decide. to side to capture the moment as But as he helps her to her the couple enter to a ripple of 4 37 Kuta Weekly 8 Mar - 14 Mar 2012 (275) News Corner Kuta Weekly 8 Mar - 14 Mar 2012 (275) News Corner Thai festival puts magic back into tattoos Shrieks and wails hang Nakhom Tonghum, 35, founder, late tattoo master in the air as thousands who had a tiger tattoo on his Luang Poh Pern. "People come here for THIS WEEK SPORT PROGRAMS @ back and chest. Kuta Townhouses of tattoo devotees pack The tattoos vary from tattoos because they want into a Thai temple for an legendary heroes from epics protection and also have faith in Jl. Poppies I, Pasar Agung, Kuta, Bali Ph : (0361) 761464, Fax : (0361) 755998 annual festival they such as the Ramayana to the monks," said Kampanat believe renews the mythical creatures or Pali and Jittayano, a monk from the e-mail : [email protected] website : www.kutatownhouses.com protective magic in the Sanskrit writing. In most tattoos, northern province of Nan. animals such as panthers, tigers The monks who inscribe Wednesday-Sunday, 7-11 march 2012 elaborate designs on the tattoos will their skin. dip the tip of a 1st TEST CRICKET New Zealand V South Africa C r o w d s 4 6 - c m ( 1 8 - 8.30 am s e e t h e d inch) needle through the into a mix of N A B C U P Friday, 9 March 2012 t e m p l e s p e c i a l i n k Essendon V Syd. Swans 3.00 PM grounds, with made with a Adelaide V Collingwood 5.30 PM men roaring, s m a l l N A B C U P Saturday, 10 March 2012 hissing and proportion of Geelong V Richmond 12.00 NOON s c r e a m i n g snake venom, Melbourne V Hawthorn 2.30 PM while imitating h e r b s a n d West Coast V St. Kilda 5.00 PM the creatures cigarette ash. N A B C U P Sunday, 11 March 2012 t a t t o o e d o n A typical their bodies, as tattoo takes Nth Melbourne V Bulldogs 12.30 PM i f t h e y h a d about 3,000 b e e n pricks of the possessed by n e e d l e a n d t h e m . O n e a b o u t 1 5 Thursday, 8 March 2012 Friday, 9 March 2012 Saturday, 10 March 2012 p e c k e d m i n u t e s t o BRONCOS V COWBOYS 5.30 PM TITANS V RAIDERS 2.30 PM towards the c o m p l e t e , NRL FOOTY SHOWS 7.30 PM ground as if he t h o u g h BULLDOGS V 7.30 PM BULLDOGS V DRAGONS 4.30 PM was a chicken, others flung up and snakes are intricately elaborate ones take longer. their arms and danced. woven into magical signs and Once done, the monk will scriptures. Sunday, 11 March 2012 Monday, 12 March 2012 The yearly ceremony bless the tattoo and blow on it to SHARKS V KNIGHTS 11.00 AM took place at the weekend at "I'm a believer. I like this," infuse it with power. Wat Bang Phra in Nakon said Akkaporn Silom. He said To maintain the holiness of ROOSTERS V PANTHERS 1.00 PM P. EELS V WARRIORS 4.00 PM Pathom, 80 km (30 miles) west that when possessed, it's an out- the tattoo, people who bear of Bangkok, which is known for of-body experience and one them are required to obey five STORMS V RABBITOHS 4.00 PM magically charged tattoos and g o e s n u m b a n d g e t s more precepts of Buddhism, amulets said to protect their goosebumps. such as abstaining from taking bearers against danger. Not all Thai Buddhists life, stealing, sexual misconduct, While honouring the believe in the mystical powers of lying and drinking or taking BUCKET (5 bottles) founding masters of the protection of the sacred tattoos, drugs. @ Rp. 105,000 Buddhist temple, the gathering known as Sak Yant. But many But never fear. Should is also seen by believers as an do, and an increasing number of believers break any of the rules, KTH Footy Tipping 2012 opportunity to "recharge" their Westerners are also being the festival gives them a chance tattoos. enticed by the purported magic. to make their tattoos holy once "You get many things: to Nearly 100 people come again, thus keeping the AFL pay your respects, to make to Wat Bang Phra for tattoos protection going for another your body and spirit happy, to every day, drawn by the fame year. To register log on to www.kutatownhouses.com or worship our masters," said and artistry of the temple's walk in (reception) at Kuta Town Houses 36 5 Kuta Weekly 8 Mar - 14 Mar 2012 (275) News Corner Kuta Weekly 8 Mar - 14 Mar 2012 (275) News Corner Bali's Clogged Arteries Bali Environmental Agency locati Declares Bali's Tukad River o n s o n l y as 'Very Polluted' b o t t o m - Beritabali.com reports that feeding fish bio-indicator tests measuring life and mollusks forms found in the Badung river w e r e that flows through Bali's capital of encountered Denpasar have resulted in a biotic . S u c h a reading of 2.7. A clean river would f i n d i n g have a reading of 7, meaning that indicates that the Badung River in Bali can be the waters of officially considered as “very the Badung polluted.” R i v e r a r e The water-quality tests u n f i t f o r the bottom of the highly were conducted by the Bali Centre human use including even for polluted river way. for Environmental Education secondary uses such as bathing, She also confirmed that (PPLH). washing or toilet use. the pollution of the river starts from T h e c o o r d i n a t o r o f According to Herni Frilia its source and extends to where it educational programs for the Hastuti, every bottom sample from empties into the ocean. Heavily PPLH in Bali, Herni Frilia Hastuti, the River uncovered large populated areas at the river's declared the Badung River has quantities of mollusks and bottom- source are causing household very polluted water quality after feeding fish. Of some further pollution to be deposited into the taking samples at five different concern is that fact that local river in substantial quantities. locations. populations are eating the fish At the subject five living off the waste that collects on www.balidiscovery.com

6 35 Kuta Weekly 8 Mar - 14 Mar 2012 (275) News Corner Kuta Weekly 8 Mar - 14 Mar 2012 (275) News Corner Market jumps to new high for year The Shark You Bite May Kill You in January, easing fears T h e A u s t r a l i a n close of the ASX as once What Not to Eat on a Bali assistant professor of high levels of BMAA in sharemarket hit a new again investor's hopes for an of an economic slowdown. Marine Affairs & Policy and their brains, while healthy easing of property market and O n t h e A u s t r a l i a n Holiday: Shark Fins high for the year, before director of the RJ Dunlap Marine individuals have no measurable lending curbs were dashed. sharemarket, electronics retailer Soup Linked to Fatal Conservation Programs (RJD) at BMAA present. paring gains, as risk Japan's Nikkei index was up 1.1 Harvey Norman was nine cents Degenerative Brain UM said: “Shark fins are primarily Separate studies have per cent. lower at $2.07 after it announced sentiment soared ahead Diseases derived through finning, a practice a l s o f o u n d a l i n k i n t o dollar a fall in first half net profit of 2.1 where by shark fins are removed degenerative disease by people of the European Central E n d a n g e r e d b y climbed 0.5¢ to a high of per cent, citing unprecedented at sea and the rest of the mutilated who consume fruit bats as part of bank three-year liquidity overfishing and a wasteful $US1.0820 as the pending ECB challenges in Australia's animal is thrown back in the water their diet regime. The bats exhibit slaughter that seeks to harvest offering. liquidity injection triggered a discretionary retail sector. to die. Estimates suggest that fins high levels of BMAA from their diet only their fins, new research In a broad based rally that scramble for risk assets. Seven Group Holdings from as many as 70 million sharks of BMAA-rich cycad seeds. conducted by the University of failed to pierce technical resistance The broader All Ordinaries was 33 cents higher at $8.99 end up in soup. As a result, many Bali rapidly rise in Miami (U.S.A.) may have struck a the S&P/ASX 200 index closed index was up 36.9 points, or 0.85 after the diversified investments shark species are on the road to Chinese visitors has put added major blow for the survival of 35.9 points, or 0.84 per cent, up at per cent, at 4388.1. company forecast buoyant full extinction. Because sharks play pressure on Indonesia's shark shark species. 4298.6 points, with domestic On the ASX 24, the March year earnings. important roles in maintaining population as visitors dine on the The study by University of stocks boosted by January retail share price index futures contract Engineering company balance in the oceans, not only is shark's fin and often purchase Miami (UM) researchers and sales that met forecasts of 0.3 per was up 36 points at 4293, with Worley Parsons dropped 43 shark fin soup injurious to the processed shark's fin during a Bali published in the scientific journal cent growth, while ignoring softer 41,612 contracts traded. cents to $29.37 despite reporting marine environment, but our holiday to bring back to their Marine Drugs has demonstrated credit growth a slump in a rise in first half profit of 18 study suggests that it is likely country of origin. high concentrations of beta-n- construction spending. per cent. harmful to the people who are methylamino-L-alanine (BMAA) Forecasts for the ECB Global toll road consuming them.” www.balidiscovery.com a n e u r o t o x i n l i k e d t o long term refinancing offer owner Macquarie Atlas Seven different species of neurodegenerative diseases uptake remain spread between Roads was 0.5 cents lower at shark were tested in the study. such as Alzheimer's and Lou €500 billion and €1 trillion, but $1.67 after it said revenue The presence of BMAA in Gehrig Disease (ALS) in shark's concerns over being tainted as and earnings from its toll shark's fin and shark's cartilage fin and shark's cartilage. cash-strapped could see many roads had risen, and its s h o u l d c a u s e C h i n e s e The study suggests that of the larger eurozone banks assets were set to benefit restaurants to review their menu people who consume shark fin forsaking the offer. when economic conditions content and prompt a re- soup and take pills made of shark National Australia Bank improve. evaluation by those who take cartilage may be at significant risk strategist Emma Lawson wrote Regional airline health supplements derived from of developing degenerative brain in a client note that a lower than operator Regional Express shark bones. disease. expected number could be seen Holdings eased two cents to Related research shows The co-author of the as either good or bad, $1.08 despite reporting a big that people dying of Alzheimer's lift in first half net profit on the scientific study, Dr. Neil depending on the prevailing City Index chief market disease and ALS have unusually mood. back of rising demand for Hammerschlag, research analyst Peter Esho said the local mining-related charter services. “It may be positive, as bourse was boosted by favourable banks don't need the money or it In the resources sector, A Big Fish that Always Gets Away economic data out of Japan and global miner BHP Billiton jumped may be bad as banks couldn't raise South Korea, and by Australian Calls to Protect Enormous more than 350 kilograms. Islands where the fish is still the collateral or didn't want to be 35 cents to $36.10, and Rio Tinto The CTC is asking that this found. retail sales data that showed a lift reversed 25 cents to $67.45. Mola-Mola Fish That viewed as tainted,” she said. on the prior month and were in line huge fish, a seasonal visitor to the Welly also praised the fish's Among the major banks, M a k e s W a t e r s waters of Nusa Penida Islands, a value to tourism due to the Mola- “The market direction on with expectations. N a t i o n a l A u s t r a l i a B a n k Surrounding Bali its short distance off Bali southeastern mola's ability to draw drivers from that outcome will depend on the “Despite a lot of companies advanced 38 cents to $23.67, coast, be registered under the around the world to Bali and Nusa details and likely media spin.” going ex-dividend, our market still Seasonal Home Overnight Wall Street Westpac gained 22 cents to A n o n - g o v e r n m e n t a l Convention on International Trade Penida, hoping to dive these waters managed to climb nearly one per $20.90, ANZ improved seven in Endangered Species (CITES) to and see the large but relatively closed 0.3 per cent up despite a cent - that's a pretty bullish sign for o r g a n i z a t i o n d e d i c a t e d t o c e n t s t o $ 2 1 . 9 5 , a n d preserving the ocean's ecosystem, prevent people from selling and reclusive fish. bigger than expected 0.4 per cent our market,” Mr Esho said. Commonwealth bank found 28 the Coral Triangle Center (CTC), is buying the aquatic behemoth. 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Aries Mar 20 - Apr 19 Libra Sep 23 - Oct 22 After weeks of having to think carefully about what you It's been a rather difficult period focused to large extent on said or did for fear of upsetting or offending somebody, the acknowledging and untangling tense issues in close communication planet Mercury's moved into Aries. Not relationships, during which you've discussed and dealt only that, its encounter with Uranus triggering events so with many more such issues than you intended. Now that unexpected and exciting that, within days, you'll be able to they're history, you can pat yourself on the back and take make up for lost time. a well-earned rest. Taurus Apr 20 - May 20 Scorpio Oct 23 - Nov 21 You're usually able to deal with even the trickiest of issues When you look back on March, you'll remember it as with a combination of tact and gentle persuasion the come having been a turning point. Now, however, you're with being ruled by charming Venus. But judging by its run probably more conscious of your efforts to shore up in with stern Saturn, if you're to rein in certain troublesome certain long-standing arrangements. Actually, these need individuals, you may have to employ somewhat more to go, and soon. Their disappearance is paving the way forthright methods. for the coming weeks' extraordinary ideas, offers and opportunities. Gemini May 21 - Jun 20 Sagittarius Nov 22 - Dec 21 While sidestepping issues you know are likely to clash can Others may struggle with change. But for you, it's not only be a good strategy, at the moment it's unwise. In fact, with wise, it's necessary. Still, you could be uneasy about the Thursday's Full Moon bringing these and other matters to extent and nature of the events currently reshaping your a head, the sooner you talk things through, the more likely life. While these are far-reaching, those feelings probably you are to find a solution without the accompanying owe more to the heightened emotions that accompany dramas. the Full Moon than the changes taking place.

Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19 Jun 21 - Jul 22 Cancer The line between making irresponsible decisions and Uncomfortable as recent altercations were, at least those that are inspired isn't always a clear one. certain tense issues came to light. Tempting as it is to hope Consequently you may not be sure how to react to the there'll be no need to raise these again, you're urged to do direction others choose to take. Questionable as their exactly that. The more often these are discussed, the less actions seem, aspects involving the planet of innovation, likely it is tensions will build in the same way again. Uranus, suggest their ideas actually are fantastic.

Leo Jul 23 - Aug 22 Aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 18 It's not that situations are difficult which bothers you. It's For weeks you've been wrestling not only with certain that the process of working things out so everybody is issues, but with finding a way you could explain your happy can be so time consuming. However, what you've views to others. The encounter between Mercury and dealt with should not only have put these matters to rest, your ruler Uranus isn't just doing wonders to clear up such you've eliminated confusion that would have caused issues, you're feeling more confident as well. Enough you problems in the future as well. can finally work things out. Pisces Feb 19 - Mar 19 Virgo Aug 23 - Sep 22 Having had to say farewell to several activities and even With your ruler Mercury encountering the unsettling but passions that have been part of your life for ages, you innovative Uranus now, on 18 March and again in late need time for reflection. However, you won't get it. Difficult April, your mind is bound to be overflowing with exciting as this is initially, being kept busy will prevent you dwelling new ideas. Explore each and commit to whatever looks on the past and focus your attention on the future. promising, ensuring that as circumstances and your priorities shift, so, too, can your plans. Heavy Duty Bar & Lounge HOT Girls & COLD Beer Buy 2 Get 1 FREE ON ALL Drink Bali’s BEST POOL TABLES Free WI-FI

Jl. Patih Jelantik 201X (Opposite BALI HARLEY DOCTOR) 32 9 Kuta Weekly 8 Mar - 14 Mar 2012 (275) News Corner Kuta Weekly 8 Mar - 14 Mar 2012 (275) News Corner In the Still of the Night i m p r o v e would be made upon his ALL ABOUT BALI enforcement. return from a tourism promotional A c c o r d i n g t o trip to ITB- after March 11, Tumpek Krulut B i s n i s . B a l i , f o l l o w i n g 2012. In Balinese concept of sound is important, unilateral action taken by While local citizens are so is there a term wija holy script. From there came hundreds of local residents to demanding a 2:00 a.m. closing the sound of civilization that is known clapper, close down errant nightspots, time, it appears the regulation to Sunari, pinekan, kulkul and various types of R a k a D a r m a w a n h a s be enforced by Badung officials gamelan made of openwork, iron or bamboo. In admitted the shortcomings of will stipulate a 3:00 a.m. closing addition to the voice of civilization, in Bali also known his office, saying “We admit time. civilizations colors and flavors. While the ritual Kuta Tourism Officials there has been weak R a k a D a r m a w a n i s Tumpek Krulut, related to vote in this civilization or Promise to Start Enforcing enforcement in the past. This is due promising to strictly enforce the the gamelan gong. Associated with voice, sound Closing Hours for Nightspots to our limitations in the field. Because new rules by involving elements of griengan beetle is also of concern to the Kawi in of this, in the future we will tighten the police and local citizenry. He In a late response to growing ancient times either during the sasih Kapat known enforcement by involving the has also promised a system of community anger over rising rates of as Ngapat tradition. Purnama Kapat be a good relevant components.” warnings culminating in eventual crime and nightlong noise pollution opportunity for nyastra, to write and discuss works He told the press that his closure by nightspots that choose from Kuta's nightspots, the Head of beautifully. The poet usually goes to the beach and office is in the process of preparing a to ignore the rules. the Badung Tourism Office, Tjokorda Tumpek Krulut Day falls on Saturday, 17th the mountains to capture the beauty of nature, circular notice limiting the hours of Raka Darmawan, has promised to March 2012, kliwon, wuku Krulut, every 6 listening to birds singing, waves, watching the operations for nightspots. Raka www.balidiscovery.com months (210 days) once. So, this holiday is beauty of flower petals, hearing the voice griengan Prayers Offered in Silence celebrated one month after celebrating beetles and so on. That's all captured and then poured in the form of literature. Regent of Badung Provides mosque. Hindu participants to obey Brass. Meaning of worship is none other Tumpek G u i d e l i n e s o n N y e p i The Regent also asked that the guidelines set out by the Hindu On this day we worship God in manistasinya m o s q u e s n o t t o u s e t h e High Council (Parisada Hindu as the god Iswara. We are grateful for the creation of Krulut explore tetabuhan spirit that gave birth to the Celebrations Including shade and strength. The tone and the sound has an R e c o m m e n d a t i o n s f o r loudspeakers normally employed to Darma - PHDI) stipulating the sacred sounds / percussion. In society, 'tetabuhan' call people to Friday prayers on themes used in creating the floats is synonymous with "Gong", rather than by the term incredible supernatural powers, even believed to be Moslems Praying at Mosques Nyepi. s h o u l d n o t b e p o l i t i c a l , 'gamelan'. Therefore,this day is also often referred a major force. In the context of the worship of the on Day of Silence The Regent said, “The pornographic or offend religious to as Odalan Gong. The goal to be the voice for the natural harmony can be achieved by raising the Muslims living in the Badung celebration of Nyepi and on the same sensitivities. completeness of the ceremony has a beautiful voice power of Shiva in order to move. Creative regency of south Bali wishing to sacred day set aside for prayer for Agung added: “The and "taksu". movement of Shiva as the strains are known participate in Friday prayers during M o s l e m s m u s t s e r v e a s a traditional villages, banjars and Tumpek Krulut also a day of love. Affection Siwanataraja tone. In philosophical cult sounds Nyepi - Bali's absolute day of silence momentum to enhance the feelings pecalang (neighbourhood civilian was manifested in the form of beauty, in this case the when Tumpek Krulut control implies Tri Guna on March 23, 2012, are being of fellowship and tolerance between enforcement corps) must take a (satwam, rajas, and tamas) and Tri Marga namely advised to do so at their nearest sound of gamelan. Who was revered in Tumpek larger role in ensuring the peace Krulut is Ida Sanghyang Widi Wasa in its dharma, artha and kama. mosque and travel on foot. during the celebration of Nyepi. I manifestation as Dewi Semara Ratih. When the strains further understand the The first day of the Bali- also urge all Hindus to undertake tones of nature is a process towards harmonization. Hindu New Year, Nyepi,, sees Bali 'catur berata penyepian' (for four T u m p e k K r u l u t a l s o k n o w n a s "Contemporary Lulut". The word "Lulut" in Balinese In order to achieve harmonization of this nature come to a complete standstill for 24- d o g m a s o f N y e p i ) i n a n needs to be done contemplation and praying to God hours, in which the public are language means that the fabric / circuit. But it could atmosphere that is safe, orderly in its manifestation as Shiva. generally prohibited from venturing and filled with an atmosphere of also be interpreted as a blend with the beauty of the forth onto any public street peace.” hearts (Sundaram) so that the mind becomes The advice to prayerful He also called on law peaceful. In that context, we really need to balance Moslems was offered by the regent enforcement officials to carry out the art of live entertainment. of Badung, Anak Agung Gede raids on illegal sellers of alcohol Some sources also mention that Tumpek Agung, after a coordinating meeting and fireworks prior to the coming Krulut, is the day on which God in his prestige as between local officials, Hindu the different faiths.” Nyepi period. Siwanataraja comes down to earth to dance to 36 At the same time, Agung religious leaders and a forum At the same meeting, tatwa in order to improve the life of the great globe called on Hindus to refrain from using involved in maintaining religious D e n p a s a r p o l i c e o ff i c i a l s and globe alit. To accompany the dance, people play noisemakers, firecrackers and harmony in Bali. announced that 1,902 officers a gamelan or gong. In the city of Denpasar, since a In suggesting Moslems pray fireworks in the period leading up to, from Denpasar and 268 from during and after the celebration of few years ago, there was a procession of meaning at their nearest mosque, Agung has Badung would be on stand-by Tumpek Krulut by displaying a variety of arts, dance asked that those attending Friday Nyepi. over the Nyepi period to ensure Addressing the traditional and percussion. In Tumpek Krulut, the entire device prayers do not use their cars or public order. to create a gong sounded Santha taste or sense of motorcycles when travelling parading of ogoh-ogoh, the papier- peace. With a sense of peace, is expected to create between their residences and local mâché floats are carried through www.balidiscovery.com Bali's streets, the Regent reminded inner and outer wellbeing. 10 31 Kuta Weekly 8 Mar - 14 Mar 2012 (275) News Corner OKE CORNER ali arley Bali's Economy Poised to Slow JProudly Sponsored by B H Doctor C o m i n g F u e l a n d i n c r e a s e e v e n Electricity Hikes for Bali further. S a y i n g t h e BALI HARLEY DOCTOR Predicted to Reduce For All Your Big Bike Needs in Bali challenges of the world Economic Growth Rates economy are becoming Clothing and Accessories Plans by the government i n c r e a s i n g l y c o m p l e x , Western Trained to soon increase the price of fuel Kairupan added, “all this will Log Book Servicing and Tuning and the basic cost of electricity are have a significant effect of the 20 Years + Experience all Mechanical-repairs predicted to threaten projected development of Bali's growth rates for Bali's economy. economy in the future.” Your One Stop Harley Shop The impact of the predicted This year, Kariupan increase in the cost of fuel and explained, Bali's economy is New Urologist It could happen to you. electricity will result in a correction targeted to grow between An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister 6.2-6.6% with tourism and gets sent to the urologist as a precaution. asked, in the island's economy. remaining the prime driver of When he gets there, he discovers the urologist "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" The chief of the Denpasar is a very pretty female doctor. 80% held up their hands. branch of Bank Indonesia, Jeffrey growth. He said tourism The female doctor says, "I'm going to check The Minister then repeated his question. All responded Kairupan, was quoted in Bisnis would remain the island's your prostate today, but this new procedure is this time, except one man,an avid golfer named Walter Bali, saying: “Yes, the new policies e c o n o m i c b a c k b o n e . Barnes, who attended church only when the weather (electricity and fuel costs) will “Hopefully, the European a little different from what you are probably be slowed by higher fuel was bad. precipitate a significant increase in economy will not have a used to. I want you to lie on your right side, and energy costs. He said the "Mr. Barnes, it's obviously not a good morning for golf. prices if the decision to introduce significant effect on the number bend your knees, then while I check your current condition is complicated It's good to see you here today. these price hikes is delayed, This of tourists visiting Bali. prostate, take a deep breath and say, '99'. further by tensions in the Straits of Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?" fact will have a significant effect Let's hope the people The old guy obeys and says,"99". Hormus in the Middle East, a major The pretty doctor says, "Great. Now turn over "I don't have any," he replied gruffly. generally on the Bali economy.” under stress in Europe will seek pathway for the distribution of the on your left side and again, while I repeat the "Mr Barnes, that is very unusual. How old are you?" According to Kairupan, Bali to refresh themselves,” said world's fuel supply. The Bank check, take a deep breath and say, '99'." "Ninety-eight," he replied. The congregation stood up Bank Indonesia has yet to the Bank Indonesia chief. and clapped their hands. Indonesia official warned that if the Again, the old guy says, '99'." calculate the exact amount they "Oh, Mr. Barnes, would you please come down in front The doctor said, Very good. Now then, I want situation in the Middle East www.balidiscovery.com & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & expect economic growth rates to you to lie on your back with your knees raised remains unresolved, world fuel not have an enemy in the world?" slightly. I'm going to check your prostate with The old golfer tottered down the aisle, stopped in front this hand, and with the other hand I'm going Continue from page 1 pleasurable human of the pulpit, to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the turned around, faced the congregation, and said simply, There are those that rebroadcast appetites. way. Now take a deep breath and say, '99'. "I outlived the bastards.” existing programs and others A m a t i K a r y a : The old guy begins, "One ... Two ... Three ...” who use cables to broadcast Prohibiting all forms of VCDs to neighbouring homes. physical work other than The Irish Millionaire. Mick hung up the phone and told Chris, "I'll go wit Cuckoo We have no data on these those dedicated to as my answer." Mick, from Dublin, appeared on 'Who Wants To Be A transmissions but know such Millionaire' and towards the end of the program had "Is that your final answer?" asked Chris. spiritual cleansing and already won 500,000 euros. "Dat it is, Sir." operations do exist based on renewal. "You've done very well so far," said Chris Tarrant, the There was a long - long pause, and then the presenter complaints received from various Amati Lelungan: show's presenter, “but for a million euros you've only got screamed, "Cuckoo is the correct answer! sources,” explained Suarsana. Prohibiting movement or Mick, you've won 1 million euros!" one life-line left ? phone a friend. The KPI-Bali has written to all Everything is riding on this question..... will you go for it?" The next night, Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy travel; requiring people "Sure," said Mick. "I'll have a go!" him a drink. formal broadcast and cable to stay within their "Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest? "Tell me, Paddy? How in Heaven's name did you know it operators in Bali ordering the residences. a) Sparrow b) Thrush, c) Magpie, d) Cuckoo?" was da Cuckoo that doesn't build its cessation of broadcasts for the A m a t i own nest?" "I haven't got a clue." said Mick, ''so I'll use last lifeline and entire 24-hour period. phone my friend Paddy back home in Dublin ." "Because he lives in a bloody clock!" Lelangunan: Prohibiting Mick called up his mate, and told him thecircumstances The four guiding principles set a l l f o r m s o f and repeated the question to him. down for celebrating the Bali- e n t e r t a i n m e n t , "Bloody hell, Mick!" cried Paddy. Jl. Patih Jelantik No.227 Legian - Kuta Hindu New Year Catur Berata recreations or general "Dat's simple...... It's a cuckoo." Penyepian stipulate: "Are you sure?" “I'm bloody Phone :+62(0)361 763496 merrymaking. sure." 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A gearbox issue meant S e b a s t i a n Ve t t e l LAST EDITION completed just 23 laps on the final day of testing while others c o m p l e t e d t r i p l e figures. Despite that setback Horner says Across Down the test period was 1 Secret listening 1 Meddler (8) productive citing the devices (4) KERS (Kinetic Energy 2 Profits (5) "I don't think Regardless of any 3 Naughtiness (8) 4 Interior (6) Recovery System) issues there is anything too different issues during testing most which plagued the team in 2011 9 Mariners (7) 5 Leader (5) from the last couple of years. expect Red Bull to again lead 10 Not seriously 6 Blow up (7) as an example. Certainly last year was tougher the Formula 1 pack with a "I think it [the (2,3) 7 Cash penalty (4) because KERS was a bigger floundering Ferrari already 11 Broom made of p r e s e a s o n ] h a s b e e n issue and we ended up not 8 Erstwhile (6) writing off the Australian Grand twigs (5) constructive," Horner told UK running at the first race, but 12 Prix in Melbourne after the 2012 13 Woodwind Magazine AutoSport. months on KERS has hardly car failed to perform in tests. 12 Vanquish (6) instrument (8) 14 Wish for (6) 15 Bedaubed (7) 16 Equals (anag.) 17 Hunted animal (6) (6) 19 Irritate (6) 18 Sporting 21 More competent swordsman (6) (5) 20 Devil (5) 24 Hop it (5) 22 Bile-secreting 25 Mobile home (7) organ (5) 26 Common-or- 23 Scandinavian garden (8) capital (4) 27 Gait faster than a walk (4) The answer will be published in the next Edition 12 29 Kuta Weekly 8 Mar - 14 Mar 2012 (275) News Corner Kuta Weekly 8 Mar - 14 Mar 2012 (275) Sports Corner Petero propping up bench R e p r e s e n t a t i v e p r o p P e t e r o Coach Anthony Griffin said night when opened Civoniceva will make his homecoming Civoniceva was kept out of the starting the season with 18-6 win. for the off the bench line-up due to his lack of game time in Townsville-born Thaiday in Friday night's clash with the North the trials and the outstanding form of predicted the Cowboys would hit back Cowboys at Lang Park. last week's man-of-the-match Ben from their embarrassing 18-0 loss to Civoniceva missed the Hannant against Parramatta. the Titans at the weekend suggesting Broncos' first-round win over has retained his playmaker and Parramatta last week after being place in the front row for what will be co-captain Matt Scott would lift for suspended for a careless high in his 150th game for the Broncos. the Queensland derby clash. a trial game against Melbourne in Thaiday made his debut as Hobart. captain against the Eels last Friday

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Henry of Orange-Nassau for My daughter nagged and nagged sealed an unlikely win for game is that we will learn The stone, a 35-carat 80,000 florins, the largest us to get her a puppy and we their bitter rivals at ANZ from it and won't let it modified "pear double rose cut" expenditure in the state budget of eventually gave in. I have never 1641. been keen on dogs - or, in fact, Stadium. can take a lot from the manner in happen like that again. diamond belonging to Georg In the same year, the animals of any kind - but I thought I However, the former which we played for most of it." "It's round one so it's not Friedrich, Prince of Prussia and diamond was used as a sweetener could learn to love it once we had NSW winger believes there were King denied Souths took panic stations yet, but if we don't head of the former ruling dynasty of the German empire, is expected to to help seal the wedding of one. This has proved not to be the more positives to come out of the their foot off the pedal thinking learn from the mistakes of last games than negatives. fetch $2-4 million (1.26 million-2.5 Frederick's son William to Mary case - I can't stand its hair- they had won the game and night then it will be a disaster.” shedding and constant slavering "It was a pretty tough pill million pounds). Stuart, daughter of King Charles I dispelled any notion his side "It's a stone that appeals to of England. and yapping - and my daughter's to swallow to see the Roosters underestimated the Roosters in enthusiasm has also waned. I want players celebrating in the manner me greatly as a survivor of all those Following Mary's death in the latter stages. 1660, the Beau Sancy was to give it to a dogs' home but tumultuous events," said David several of our friends have treated pawned to settle her debts, but in Bennett, chairman of Sotheby's this suggestion with horror (even West Indies cricketer Morton dies at 33 1677 the stone reentered the jewellery in Europe and the Middle though none of them is the animal- West Indies' cricketers a n d 5 6 o n e - d a y "RIP Runako Morton. East. Treasure of the House of Orange- loving type either and will not take internationals for West Indies. He Shocked and saddened at the loss " S t o n e s f r o m r o y a l Nassau following the wedding of the dog themselves), saying that have spoken of their scored 573 test runs at an of my former WI team mate," all- collections hardly ever appear at William III to Mary II Stuart. we have made a commitment to shock and sadness at the average of 22.03, including four rounder Dwayne Bravo tweeted. auction. In my career this is an The couple ascended the the animal and must see it throne of England in 1689, half-centuries, but enjoyed better Chris Gayle said: "We lost absolute one-off," he said by through. They have made me feel d e a t h o f f o r m e r meaning the Beau Sancy entered a True Warrior W.I telephone from New York. bad, but haven't made me want the international the collection of the Queen of C r i c k e t e r R u n a k o Bennett, who sold a pink dog more. What can I do? England, but since the couple had Reg b a t s m a n Morton-May is soul rest diamond for $46.2 million in 2010 which was a record for any jewel at no children, the diamond returned in peace! Our memories R u n a k o auction, said estimating the value of to the Netherlands. Dear Reg, Morton, who together Live On!-My a stone like the Beau Sancy was From there it moved to the My sympathies are entirely with the was killed in a Condolences to his difficult given its rarity. Prussian monarchy in 1702, woofer, poor little creature. He should Family." The diamond originated becoming the principal ornament not stay with you and the sooner he car crash on " A c r i c k e t from the mines in India near of the new royal crown of Prussia, finds a loving, responsible, Sunday, aged warrior gone but not Golconda and was acquired by but its dramatic story did not end enthusiastic owner the better. I forgotten," Darren Bravo Nicolas de Harlay, Lord of Sancy, in there. suggest you advertise him at the local 33. pet shops & continue to ask around Morton died said. "A tough competitor Constantinople in the 1500s, The diamond remained in and total team man." Berlin after the last king of Prussia town you just may find a real dog when the car he was explaining its name. lover to adore him dear! fled to exile in November, 1918 at driving hit a pole in E n g l a n d In 1604 it was bought for And if you want a dog that does not the end of World War One, and at Trinidad. b a t s m a n K e v i n 75,000 livres by French king Henry yap, slaver or shed its hair then get IV as a gift for his wife, Marie de the end of World War Two it was The Nevisian Pietersen also gave his one from a toyshop. tribute: "What a lovely Medici. transferred to a bricked-up crypt Martha b a t s m a n ' s l a s t JEALOUS QUEEN? for safe-keeping. international was in a Twenty20 success in limited overs cricket. guy & fierce competitor!! RIP bossman!" According to Sotheby's, the British troops found the If you have any against Australia in Sydney two In ODIs, he scored 1,519 queen had long coveted the stone, stone and returned it to the estate questions for Martha years ago. ODI runs at an average of 33.75 especially after learning that de of House of Prussia, where it has please email to Morton played in 15 tests with two hundreds and 10 fifties. remained ever since. [email protected] 14 27 Kuta Weekly 8 Mar - 14 Mar 2012 (275) News Corner Kuta Weekly 8 Mar - 14 Mar 2012 (275) Sports Corner

26 15 Kuta Weekly 8 Mar - 14 Mar 2012 (275) Sports Corner Kuta Weekly 8 Mar - 14 Mar 2012 (275) News Corner Hunt re-signs with Suns Bad day on Venus gets even worse Karmichael Hunt claims t h e i r g a m e a n d forward to improving Contrary to its alluring At a given point in the T h e a s t r o n o m e r s ' he did not even consider obviously helping the team out throughout the year," Hunt name, Venus is the planet Venusian day, landmarks were a hypothesis is that friction by on the football field." said. f r o m h e l l , w i t h a n full 20 kilometres behind where Venus' atmosphere is braking the a return to movement of the terrain below. He insisted he never " T h a t s t a r t s t h i s atmosphere so hot, toxic they should have been. before re-signing with and heavy that any visitor The team, publishing in the That sounds bizarre until considered going back to weekend when we play one realises that the atmosphere the w o u l d r i s k b e i n g journal Icarus, say they have been rugby league. (Greater Western Sydney in over the observations again and is 100 kms thick, with extremely until the end of the 2014 "A couple of months the preseason cup). simultaneously melted, again. dense clouds of 96 per cent season. ago I said (to my manager) that Hunt said the fact that suffocated and crushed. carbon dioxide, driven by The Suns ended any I wanted to stay on the Gold he and his wife were expecting But not just that: the superwinds reaching some 350 speculation over the former Coast," said Hunt. a baby played a part in his second planet from the Sun kilometres per hour. Brisbane Broncos decision but turns on its axis so slowly that, Atmospheric pressure at for any survivor, a Venusian star's future on was not the the surface is 92 times that of day would seem interminable, Earth - the equivalent of being M o n d a y b y major reason. for it is the equivalent of 243 announcing the 25- " I f I more than 900 metres below the days on Earth. ocean. wasn't enjoying year-old had put To make things worse, "A braking effect from pen to paper on a my time on the a day on Venus is getting even the atmosphere also occurs n e w c o n t r a c t , G o l d C o a s t longer, French astronomers erratically on Earth, but the again partly funded and enjoying have discovered. discrepancy is only a matter of a by the AFL. AFL there'd be A team from the Paris few tenths of a second and it is D e s p i t e n o p o i n t Observatory analysed data imperceptible," from a spectrometer aboard a s u g g e s t i o n s a staying just "After eliminating possible So will Venus eventually return to the NRL because we're European orbiter, the Venus stop spinning - or even go into Express. sources of error, we believe that was on the cards having a baby the duration of the Venusian day reverse rotation? Called VIRTIS, the "It's difficult to say, given f o r H u n t a f t e r and sticking by gadget measures infrared and must have changed over the 16 bringing the Suns our family," he years," they said in a press that we only have two points of visible light and is used to scan measurement," said Drossart. said. release. huge publicity with the planet's surface beneath the "But theoretical models his initial code "But it thick, roiling atmosphere. Their calculation is that an extra six and a half terrestrial suggest that this is probably just a switch ahead of "Obviously there was a makes it even The astronomers were cyclical phenomenon. If the more special that we are stunned when they checked minutes have been added to the their start up, he said he lot of interest out there but in Venusian day during this time. atmosphere speeds up, the planet always wanted to persist with having a little one and we can landmarks against the last slows. Then the energy goes into no way did I entertain it or even mapping of Venus, carried out "On the astronomical his AFL career with the club. ask about it (a return to rugby stay on the Gold Coast and scale, this is a major change," said reverse, in a pendulum effect." That decision was have our parents just up the between 1990 and 1994 by the league). US probe Magellan. investigator Pierre Drossart. made easier with the AFL "It was just up to my road in Brisbane which will again topping up his deal, manager, the club and the AFL make it a lot easier." recontracting him as an to get the deal done and S u n s c o a c h G u y ambassador to promote the thankfully they want me to stay McKenna paid tribute to Hunt's game. and I'm looking forward to the commitment and work ethic. He's reportedly set to future." "Karmichael would continue earning more than $1 Hunt said he felt he was have to be one of the most million a season. on his way to becoming a bona professional athletes I've "It's good that the AFL fide AFL player after improving come across," McKenna said. want me to stay," Hunt said. throughout his 16 games last "It's been really exciting "Obviously they've season. watching him grow. The work *FREE Pool Table *Homemade Ozzie burger & Bintang from 40k helped the contract out in "It's a new experience he has done over the pre- terms of letting me stay with and something extra I have to season to earn himself a spot the Gold Coast Suns and I look learn but I enjoy turning up in our midfield has been forward to continuing my every day to training and phenomenal. I have no doubts relationship with the league getting better with the team that he will continue to get and also the Suns, promoting and the coaches and look better." 16 25 Kuta Weekly 8 Mar - 14 Mar 2012 (275) News Corner Kuta Weekly 8 Mar - 14 Mar 2012 (275) Sports Corner Dramatic move for 500kg Broome croc Maxwell dumped over Sharks blunder After 15 years fight, a wet rag "That decision was the ball hits the ground, was draped over his Jared Maxwell has been living in the same dumped for round two of incorrect," Harrigan wrote on his momentum stops and then fetid pond at the eyes to calm him before NRL.com. there is a second effort to get his jaw was roped the NRL season, with C a b l e B e a c h "The players were no the ball over the line. together and gaffer- referees co-coach Bill longer offside due to the act of the "At no stage does the Crocodile Park, taped shut. Harrigan admitting the charge down. The touch judge tackler drop off him, so the Fatso the 4.7m About 10 men whistleblower robbed and the referee got that decision tackle was correctly deemed c r o c o d i l e w a s were then needed to Cronulla in Sunday's 17- wrong." complete. drag him onto a metal Harrigan says the correct "There is no grey area understandably 16 golden-point loss to aggrieved when he stretcher and tie him decision would have been to with this ruling; it is a clear securely to prevent his Wests Tigers. was evicted at tail lashing as he was The Sharks were 6am. hoisted onto the back of on the verge of a thrilling Dripping with a ute. round one upset at sweat and stinking Douglas' widow Leichhardt Oval when w a t e r , M a l c o l m Valerie, daughter Mandy half-back Todd Carney's Douglas Wilderness and grandson Max, field goal attempt was Park manager Marshall t h r e e , w a t c h e d charged down in the first Black led a team of five proceedings but from a minute of extra-time, with the ball bouncing towards men as they battled for safe distance. Tigers five-eighth Benji more than an hour to “I've been hit in Marshall. coax the unwilling the head by a crocodile's beast out. Marshall knocked tail before it's the only on as the defence moved Believed to be most popular residents. time in my life I've seen in to tackle him, with about 50 years old, the 500kg Since the croc park stars,” Mrs Douglas said. Maxwell penalising the saltwater crocodile achieved closed last month to make way Before being taken to Sharks for being in front of international notoriety in July for a new tourist venture, staff his sizeable new pond the kicker. 2010 after pulverising the leg have been busy with the complete with two female T h e T i g e r s of a man who dared to climb a unenviable task of moving companions, Fatso was marched upfield from the fence to try to pat him. angry and uncooperative paraded through the main p e n a l t y t o s e t u p F e a r s o m e a n d crocodiles like Fatso to the street of Broome. Marshall's match-winning award the Sharks a scrum in the double movement." aggressive, he was the Douglas family's wilderness T h a t i n c l u d e d , t o field goal at the end of the set and, Tigers' red zone, following In his post-match second biggest croc to ever park 16km from Broome. tourists' delight, a photo given the timing of the blunder, it Marshall's knock-on. comments, Flanagan claimed reside at the famed Broome After snapping a few opportunity in front of the town's could be argued the mistake cost Sharks coach Shane video referee Steve Clark had tourist attraction. the Sharks two competition ropes, Mr Black finally iconic outdoor movie theatre, Flanagan was irate following the indicated to him the try would Late conservationist points. managed to Sun Pictures. match, claiming refereeing have been awarded if it had Malcolm Douglas took him in Harrigan has made it clear loop a rope decisions cost his side the match. been sent upstairs, but with another giant croc, Bluey, that Maxwell's mistake is a r o u n d t h e Flanagan also questioned H a r r i g a n s a y s n o after the pair was caught unacceptable. h i s s i n g a no-try ruling on centre Colin conversations had taken place menacing boats at Timber "We are not going to drop Best late in the match, but between Sharks officials and animal's top Creek in the Northern every referee who makes a Harrigan confirmed the correct the referees. jaw before the Territory's Victoria River. mistake but this is a mistake that decision had been made to rule "It is important to make croc went into a In captivity, Fatso clearly should not have been Best had committed a double clear that at the end of the d e a t h r o l l , sulked for more than a year made and the circumstances of movement while scoring the try. game or at any time during the s p l a s h i n g and refused to eat anything or this decision warrant the action "I 100 per cent agree with g a m e , t h e r e w a s n o w a t e r come out from underwater for we have taken," Harrigan said in the double movement ruling on conversation between Sharks everywhere. a statement. 14 months. the Colin Best no-try call, as does officials and the referees," he W h e n NRL rules stipulate that After that, he recovered referees co-coach Stuart Raper," said. he temporarily players are deemed to be on-side to become one of the park's Harrigan said. gave up the following a charge down. "Colin Best's arm carrying 24 17 Kuta Weekly 8 Mar - 14 Mar 2012 (275) Sports Corner Kuta Weekly 8 Mar - 14 Mar 2012 (275) News Corner

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"We're hoping he'll be for his first full-length sharpened their knives after "Stevie looks like he's right, but we can't decide until Folau's modest start, Sheedy to six weeks after going to be out between four to he's spoken to the specialist and m a t c h a g a i n s t A F L lamented his side's poor b r e a k i n g h i s hopefully we'll find opposition for 2012, delivery into the forward line. thumb in the Sea o u t t o n i g h t Greater Western Sydney "He should have (Tuesday)." kicked three goals on the Eagles' 26-20 win coach Kevin Sheedy has a weekend. Some of our over the Warriors Five-eighth Kieran Foran was s i m p l e m e s s a g e f o r players didn't even see him when he was free," Sheedy on Sunday. sporting ice packs Folau's team-mates: kick it Eagles' coach said. on his knee and to him. "We've looked at the G e o f f T o o v e y ankle at the Sea Folau registered only three confirmed the news games on the camera and I Eagles' training handballs in the Giants' competitive think to myself - we've got the earlier this week and ground on Sydney's start to the preseason, which a d m i t s t h e N e w ball, we kick it into our northern beaches, featured tight losses to Collingwood forward line and there's Israel Zealand international but Toovey is more and Western Bulldogs. Folau (presenting) twice. will be a big loss to his optimistic about him "He's five to seven side ahead of Friday recovering in time metres apart by himself. He night's match with for Friday. got away from his opponent." W e s t s T i g e r s i n plays," Sheedy said. "He's should Sheedy suggested the "He'll be out there Gosford. s i x w e e k s , w h i c h i s be fine. It's just a bump and a former rugby league international amongst it, and he'll see how is also disappointing as he's a big bruise and he'll be off his feet for would have kicked three or four athletic (Franklin is) and what battling to be fit after dislocating player for us," Toovey said. HARDEN UP !! goals had he been playing for the a few days and we'll rest him up his endurance is like." his finger in the clash at Eden "We have a few other until the game," he said. likes of premier Geelong. The Hawks were rare in Park but Toovey is hopeful the bumps and bruises and are now CIALIS 80mg FROM 10K "Because their players having a near full-strength back rower will waiting on the results of a scan are very experienced, most of squad for their preseason them have got 100, 150 or 200 opener. CHINESE HERBAL VIAGRA FROM 10K games. They know what the deal D e a n B r o g a n a n d is," he said. 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EELS 1 0 0 1 6 18 0 Delivery to Kuta, Legian, Tuban Franklin is on Saturday, if he 16 COWBOYS 1 0 0 1 0 18 0 min orders may apply to other areas 22 19 Kuta Weekly 8 Mar - 14 Mar 2012 (275) Sports Corner Kuta Weekly 8 Mar - 14 Mar 2012 (275) Sports Corner Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich blames his players for dismissal of coach Andre Villas-Boas Chelsea owner Roman Villas-Boas knew the days from the balcony Abramovich has told his game was up and he was to of his first-floor office. players he blames them become the seventh ex- Some started a game manager of the Abramovich era. among themselves, flying for the dismissal of Andre There had been many into the car park as the Villas-Boas. signs he couldn't handle a job he seconds counted down to Chelsea's owner had described on Friday as one of the scheduled arrival time. reluctantly fired his Portuguese the toughest in world football. They would jump out of their "project" after an emergency c a r s w i t h t w o - h o u r moments to b o a r d s p a r e , meeting that winding up e n d e d o n the manager Sunday. b y Villas- acknowledgin B o a s w a s g him with a sacked after s a r c a s t i c 27 Premier wave. L e a g u e B a t t l e games and l i n e s h a d r e p l a c e d been drawn, temporarily w i t h t h e by assistant p l a y e r s Roberto di challenging Matteo. every aspect Abramovich told the When one of the players of Villas-Boas's micro- players they were responsible remarked that he looked management. for his demise and warned them "knackered" after they had lost That included the there would be "massive 5-3 to Arsenal in October, he exile of Nicolas Anelka and changes" at Chelsea in the responded by revealing that he Alex, two popular dressing- summer. had slept at the training ground - room characters. They were Villas-Boas was so even though his family lives no longer welcome in the consumed - some believe moments away from Stamford first-team building, could not obsessed - with the job, he had Bridge in Chelsea Harbour. use the first-team car park even slept at the training ground H e a p p e a r e d s o and Anelka was even in a Japanese-style pod on o b s e s s e d w i t h p l e a s i n g excluded from the annual Saturday evening. Abramovich and carrying out his silver service Christmas On Sunday morning, the demands that he became a dinner at the training ground. former Porto coach had taken workaholic, spending 12-hour Villas-Boas said on training, some warm-down work days at the training ground. Friday that it was difficult to in the pool and technical detail His black BMW 4x4 was a make friends at a football on the training pitches in the light fixture in the car park, first to club, clear in his mind that it rain. arrive and last to leave. was strictly a professional By then, Abramovich, In the dressing-room, the relationship with the players. director Eugene Tenenbaum players grew tired of his After this, it was never and chief executive Ron Gourlay timekeeping, fed-up with his professional. Just personal. had arrived with heavy security. monitoring their arrival some e. 20 21