Thursday March 17, 1977 the Cord Weekly Volume 17, Number 20 No more Uncle Wilf's--EVER! Wilfrid Laurier University Stu- reading week not to pay employees night, WLUSU agreed to provide investment. With the new equip- $100 for such engagements. Radio dent's Union Board of Directors has of the operation according to the Radio Laurier with $1500 needed to ment Radio Laurier is expected to Laurier would charge $35. decided to close the student wages they had expected to receive. purchase new mobile sound equip- provide a quality of sound equal to The new equipment will replace operated Uncle Wilfs permanently. Mike Burch, manager of Uncle ment. While it is an initial that produced in the Turret Friday the equipment presently used, The decision was made at a WLUSU WilPs since January, had at first expenditure, arts representative nights by a professional company which is considered to be inade- board meeting Sunday night, contested the decision that he Cameron French pointed out that from Toronto. quate and deteriorating, so that ending the controversy over the considered to be a breach of the expenditure was more of an At present WLUSU pays that firm repair is not feasible. operation that has been brewing for promise, but has since decided not two months. to fight the issue further. The student operated store was Apart from the recent contro- French new originally created by WLUSU as a versy, Uncle Wilfs has shown a Record Co-op, selling records to loss in the past year of $2000. Commissioner students at prices cheaper than WLUSU treasurer Steve Richards Cameron has been those offered by the University pointed out that Sound Twenty- French of Bookstore in the Concourse. As the One, a company with which Uncle ratified by the WLUSU Board Directors operation matured it moved into its Wilfs did business, had billed the as the new Commissioner appoint- present facilities and expanded into operation on November 29 for of University Affairs. The poster sales and other sundry- $1622. The bill is still outstanding, ment came Sunday night following by Search items. and Sound Twenty-One has reques- a report the Committee to Board recommening Most recently, Uncle Wilfs has ted the sum be paid, or legal action the French been the centre of due be undertaken. over one other candidate as the controversy will choice for to a decision by WLUSU before In other business on Sunday committee's Commr's- sioner. French has been active in the Directorate of Community Affairs. Torque Room, Dining In theFebruary General Election he sucessfully contested a seat on the Cunningham Board of Directors as an Arts Hall Profit Commissioner of University Affairs Cameron French by Brian Harrison representative. The Board was not so fortunate in forwarded by the Search Commit- to approve the position. Upon such University Ancillary Enterprises energy costs. During the year the selecting a new Lounge Policy tee, the board failed to rally the a rejection, search procedures must expects to make a profit this year, in University has been on an energy Chairperson. While one name was three-quarter majority vote needed begin again. contrast to its history of constantly conservation program which has losing money. This group of enabled them to make considerable services consists of the Dining Hall, savings in this area. Along with Torque Room and the residences on these savings the University ran a Faculty undecided on unionization campus. Dispite this planned group of successful conferences by surplus, residence fees will go up during the summer which added an Kass Sunderji case of an amalgamation of the two Dr. Weir thinks that the imposed next year. During the past few extra $17,600 in revenue. Ever since the Faculty Associa- universities in Waterloo. Dr. settlement last year was due to. years they have always operated at Students also helped out as their tion Committee presented its report Frenzel, however , does want to misunderstanding between the a deficit. In the 1974-75 year it was fees for room and board were up concerning the possible unioniza- maintain his neutrality so long as parties concerned. The faculty salary a deficit of $143,699., last year approximately 5% and these will •tion of the faculty to the Wilfrid the issue is not resolved. negotiating team would then $56,321. but this year it appears increase again next year. A single Laurier University Faculty Associa- One of the vocal opponents of approach the executive of the Board that they will not lose any money. room will increase $65 with a double tion, (WLUFA), there have been faculty unionization, is Dr. John of Governors for arbitration, which As of February 2, this year room going up $40. Along with this vocal opinions for and against this Weir, chairman of the Economics they did.The executive of theBoard Ancillary Enterprises had a surplus a five day meal ticket will cost an issue. At the same time, there have department. Dr. Weir believes that of Governors decided to uphold the of $34,215 but expenses between extra $35. been some- developments in the unionization would imply that administration's stand. The nego- then and the end of the year will This improved financial position matter. informal procedures have failed. He tiating committee then decided to reduce this to near a balanced of Ancillary Enterprises will allow it Following the Faculty Association believes that the present system approach the Board as a whole, budget position. It is expected that to go ahead with several changes. committee's presentation of the can be made to work provided there which Dr. Weir feels was an this position will be maintained for The equipment in Food Services has report on the 22nd of March 1976, is goodwill on both the sides. He improper thing to do. the next few years. never been replaced since the two members from the Ontario does not feel that relations between Dr. Weir realizes that having the When the budget was prepared building opened and it is expected Confederation of University Faculty the faculty and the university executive of the Board of Governors last year for Ancillary Enterprises it ihat some of the major appliances Associations (OCUFA) and the administration have deteriorated to as the arbitrator is not a good thing. was expected that they would have will have to be replaced during the Canadian Association of University a point where a union is necessary. He suggests that there should be a a deficit of $58,162. However next few years. Teachers (CAUT) visited WULFA In his opinion, unionization would mutually acceptable procedure by during the year various cuts in last November. There was a constitute a strain on the relation- which an impasse resolution could expenditures were made to lower It is expected that the addition of discussion on the matter between ship between the faculty and the be worked out. He thinks that this figure. Food Services managed lounges to Willison Hall will be the two members from OCUFA and administration. He thinks that those instead of having the executive of to lower its expected costs, but looked upon more favourably now CAUT and the members of in favour would argue that a the Board of Governors as the there will still be a $17,244 deficit. that Ancillary Enterprises has WLUFA. Both sides of the issue contractual relationship is easily arbitator, an outside negotiator Another area of savings has been balanced its budget. were explored. The members from enforcable without either party should be brought to mediate OCUFA (Mr. G. Murray) were having to resort to the courts for a between the faculty and the nevertheless inclined towards ac- decision. He, however, feels that administration. quiring a certification, an' action unionization of the faculty will that would give WLUFA the right to result in master-slave relationship The possible unionization of the collective bargaining with the WLU between the administration and the faculty is an important issue and no Administration. At present, 95% of faculty. He also feels that the matter which side wins, the the faculty belongs to WLUFA. majority of the faculty does not outcome will in one way or another According to Dr. Frenzel, presi- want unionization. affect WLU students. dent of WLUFA, faculty sentiments about the issue are somewhat mixed. There is a strong minority of faculty members that is advocating Mac, UofT lose licences unionization. There is also a strong minority that is adamantly opposed by Karen Kehn to unionization. However, the Recently MacMaster University continuing to adhere to the Turret majority of faculty members are and University of Toronto have run Lounge House Rules. undecided on the issue. into problems concerning their Bilyea reminds students that There are, at present, four liquor licences. At MacMaster, proof of age can be asked for, along universities in Ontario that already non-students, who had not been with membership ID at the door. have a unionized faculty or are signed in, were found in the lounge. There should be no excessive undergoing the certification pro- The political club that staged the drinking at any timeand the waiters cess. These are the University of activity cannot have a licenced have full responsibility to cut Ottawa, Carleton University, York event for a year and the university anyone off. Patrons are not allowed University, and the University of was warned about the posssibility of to take drinks out of the lounge. Windsor. Dr. Frenzel believes that losing their licence if any infraction A student can be fined for unionization would give the faculty occurs in the fuHire. At U of T, damages he causes, and his a much-needed sense of security. there was proof of damage caused membership can be revoked. Ever since the university adminis- by students who had been ■ George Frazer, Lounge Manager, tration decided to impose a intoxicated and the bar had been and Johnßaal, Chief Security, can settlement on the faculty last year, open after closing time. The close the lounge when difficulties Cunningham there has been a feeling of ill-will campus lost their licence due to this are pending. between the faculty and the poor management control. Both Dean Nichols, Dean of administration. In Dr. Frenzel's Students, and Cliff Bilyea feel the Mike Regan has been getting acquainted with his new job as opinion, a certification would not The licence at WLU is in the Turret has been efficiently man- Director of Student Activities. Regan has been active in the Board of only give WLUFA the right to name of Cliff Bilyea; the university aged thus far. They are sure this Student Activities over the past year, prior to his appointment as collective bargaining, but would Business Manager. He feels WLU will continue if all the rules are Director. give WLUFA a better position in can avoid jeopardizing its licence by followed. Weekly Thursday, March 17, 1977 2 The Cord

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Share theLong Distance feelingwith someone you love ©Trans-Canada Telephone System Thursday, March 17, 1977 The Cord Weekly 3 Summer job market looks bleaker by Loretta Heimann This year, the summer job market based projects that develop useful an opportunity to work in one of the business with guidance from Food and the Ministry of Communi- will be bleaker and more competi- and innovative cultural and recrea- provincial psychiatric hospitals, trained staff and some initial ty and Social Services also have tive than ever. Those lucky students tional programs for all ages. Jobs motivating better patient participa- capitalization. No exact locations quite a few positions available. with jabs lined up already are the are available throughout Ontario tion in social, recreational and yet but no requirements are Many students will find them- envy of many a university student. and no experience is required. therapeutic activities. needed. selves without a job this summer. If For those of you who are not so Program 60 will involve 1,300 For those of you with business In the same area, 200 students you are interested in any of the fortunate, here is a small ray of students. It is operated in co-opera- inclinations, the Ministry has not will receive interest free loans to a programs, pick up the booklet today hope at the end of that dark and tion with local school boards (exact forgotten you. Another 450 posi- maximum of $1,000 per venture to (application deadlines are April 1, depressing tunnel. locations not yet announced) to tions are available through a own and operate their own summer 1977) from student services or In response to the increasing undertake a wide variety ofprojects program co-ordinated with Junior business. No requirements, but no write: Ontario Experience '77, unavailability of summer jobs, the of an educational nature that will Achievement to encourage students exact locations are known yet. Queen's Park, Toronto, Ontario Ontario Youth Secretariat is once benefit the community. to develop and operate a low-risk The ministry of Agriculture and M7A IA2. again offering more than 10,000 The Ministry of Natural Resour- jobs in a wide range of public ces is offering two programs. One service positions. The program is will employ 1,252 students and this called Ontario Experience '77. program provides manual, clerical, Ontario Experience '77 offers a technical and supervisory work U.W.O. affluent, study suggests wide range of employment—from experience in resource manage- culture, recreation and social ment. A similar program is offered LONDON, ONT. (CUP)—The par- loan, grant or bursary. University student council. services to education and environ- through the" District office of the ental income of most students at the Approximately 1650 students "We figured Carleton's figures ment. The jobs are designed so that Ministry of Natural Resources and University of Western Ontario is found jobs last summer, working an might be higher," he said, "but I secondary and post secondary will employ 1,701 people, No $23,000, but "around 45 per cent of average of 12 weeks. Men received guess Western's image (as being students can apply their educational requirements are needed. the undergraduate population" a mean of $4.50 an hour; women reasonably affluent) proved to be experience to their jobs. One of the more interesting receives financial assistance, accor- $3.50. correct. But this is just the surface But with 750,000 Ontario stu- programs is being offered by the ding to student council ombudsman Of those who didn't find work, data. What we have to do now is go dents looking for a summer job, the Ministry of Industry and Tourism. Willy Barth. half said they didn't look. Forty Lsix beyond the statistical means and provincial government admits their This offers 200 positions with 12 A recently completed summer students said they did not have jobs find out what the deviation is." summer work programs are only a Ontario regional travel associations employment survey shows that because they were taking summer last resort for students who want as information and travel consei- almost half the 1,900 respondents courses, 27 said they didn't want a Barth said the data shows the summer jobs. lors. The only requirement is an said they needed additional finan- job and four per, cent of the university to be an "elite" Last year the province received interest in public relations and cial assistance to attend school. respondents said they were fired or institution. 100,000 applications for the 9,100 selling. Part-time jobs provided the neces- laid off. jobs it offered under Experience Another 201 positions are open to sary funds for 197 students, while Barth said the data on parental "The question is, if it is elite, '76. This year, the funding has been students interested in the mental 356 said they received money from incomes basically parallels a similar should we make students pay more, increased to 14 million from 12 health care field. It gives students their parents and 212 required a study carried out by the Carleton or should we try to break it down?" million. If student unemployment becomes really drastic, more money can be put into the program. There are approximately 60 Engineering Is one thing. programs, with theaverage number of positions available ranging from 20 to 30. Engineering for us is quite another. The pay is minimum rate in most cases, with the highest rate being There's nothing dull about engineering your own You'll work, with varied and sophisticated equipment challenging projects in $3.75. The average term of challenge. And that's where your Engineering career on many parts of there, leadership employment ranges from 7 to 14 in the Canadian Armed Forces begins. From the world, face the responsibilities of weeks. The maximum is 20 weeks your career possibilities are unlimited. In the Canadian entrusted to you as an officer in the Canadian Armed engineering disciplines are Forces, and you'll enjoy the opportunity of working but these are few and far between. Forces, the different into major classifications: in all fields of engineering without being overly The ministry Culture and divided 5 of Maritime Engineering limited to any one. Recreation will be employing the Military Engineering Accepted qualified applicants"Will be given officer largest number of students (1,800) Land Ordnance Engineering rank on entry, and an excellent salary along with by far. It is designed to employ Aerospace Engineering many benefits. Security, promotions and opportunities students on a variety of community Electronic and Communications Engineering. for post-graduate training all add up to a worthwhile and personally rewarding career If that's what you're -» looking for, it's time we got together. OFS sets lobby H"l Write, including your engineering qualifica- |l9 tions to date, to the Director of Recruiting and , SUDBUBY (CUP)—Further action KB Selection, National Defence Headquarters, on opposing tuition fee hikes for I fifll Ottawa, Ontario, or visit your nearest Canadian Ontario colleges and universities 111 BkE Armed Forces Recruiting Centre, listed under next year will be in the form of a HJI JT "Recruiting" in the Yellow Pages. large-scale lobby effort at the provincial legislature in late March, student leaders decided in a meeting here March 4-6. From now until the legislature opens for business late this month, campus leaders have agreed to organize delegations of students to meet withtheirrespective MPP's at Queen's"Park and ask "some straight questions on tuition fees, aid and summer employ- 9 1 ■ ■ jf 9 fc —IT Asm student 1 mm. . ' — "•*• f ■ ment." ' . ' The collected delegations would - also sit in the legislature galleries and meet collectively before and after the mass lobby, the approxi- mately 60 students from 18 campuses agreed in setting strategy at the Ontario Federation of Students (OFS) winter conference here.

Current efforts So far the federation has concentrated on the tuitionfee hike, announced by colleges and univer- sities minister Harry Parrott last November, which will cost students **w *■%»•. , V| m" .mmmi r Ai i Wrl Iff $100 extra to attend university and T* _.._, !■ KSim *~4fl Itt.i^Hl $75 more to enrol in a community college, effective this May. Angry student leaders met with Parrott last December 10 and almost unanimously voiced their BY i Wall tim i«r .# r il 4 Jsmir 1 -^V opposition to the raised fee. In mid-February, students at several ■ .mmPS^HiHai I f~-v // Jl -t» .r campuses boycotted classes for a f Hi .Kmr.Kr •£' :. 11l STi si «■ r llr*^ day or half-day, and held mass rallies. Now the campus leaders have adopted the mass lobby plan, recommended by the OFS executive at the conference, which calls for a cont'd on page 7 Thursday, March 17, 1977 The Cord Weekly 4 Editor Jim Fischer Weekly is published by Student Manchee The Cord Sports Editor , Al Publications ofWilfrid Laurier University. THE Entertainment Ross MacDonald Editorial opinions are independent of the Production Manager .. Carol Mcintosh University, WLUSU and Student Publica- Photo Technicians .. Jerry Golschesky tions. The Cord reserves the right to edit CORD . Mark Beattie all articles and letters submitted to it. The . is a member of the Canadian Univer- Ad Manager Garry Russell Cord sity Press co-operative. WEEKLY Phone 884-2990 or 884-2991 comment

It was rather an interesting WLUSU Board meeting Sunday night. Let's discuss it in half-hour stages. The meeting began at 7 pm. For the first half-hour spectators and board members sat and watched one member distribute admendments and additions to manuals. Yes, it took the whole half hour. No doubt, you say, the second half-hour was much more exciting. It probably was, but nobody knows. Our student government decided to hold that part of the meeting in camera. To interpret that, our student leaders demanded all students (who are all members of the union) and the student press leave the premises. First off, let's establish some principles. It happens to be a rule around here that all students may attend board meetings if and when they so desire. It is your money they are spending, and the decisions they are making are directly affecting you. Therefore, it seems only natural that such meetings should be wide open, allowing not only a chance for students to observe the proceedings but to provide some input, should they see fit to do When such meetings are held behind closed doors, that chance is effectively eliminated. By holding meetings in secrecy, student governors isolate our basic rights. Perhaps it wouldn't be so bad if there was some good reason for holding secret meetings. But, following the Sunday night meeting, many directors milled around and asked themselves why the meeting had been held in camera. Nobody seemed to know why. We'll blame it on inexperience

No more Uncle Wilfs. The decision was a fast one. Barely any conversation was made before the vote was taken that closed down the student-run operation for good. No doubt everyone came with their minds made up about the entire issue that, unfortunately, has been haging over the head of the new student government since it took office in February. When the decision was made, and all the hands arognd the board table were removed from the air, there was justa second of hushed silence that most directors and spectators were aware of. In that brief hush was the realization that an operation that was owned and operated by students had been effectively put to sleep. Uncle Wilfs started out a couple of years ago as a humble little record store that proposed to sell records cheaper than most commercial outlets, including Laurier's own bookstore. And it did. Uncle Wilfs did fulfill its function as a service to students by students, and in the light of this fact was undoubtably a successful operation. But, in the realistic world, one cannot escape the fact that the operation was a financial loser, going $2,000 in the hole last year. While one must sympathize with those who worked for the store and who had even developed a personal interest in it, one must accept the WLUSU decision to close the store as a logical choice, one made in the best interests of students in the long run. Perhaps, after careful planning, another similar operation may be founded in the future that avoids any mistakes made in the Uncle Wilfs project. Apart from the logic of the decision, the board should be congratulated on their ability to take care of business in a collective fashion, as demonstrated in the Sunday night decision. Now that the business from the past has been cleared up, students should expect to see new action. jjm Fischer, editor letters

I would like to offer a brief election day by informing people of remove the free chevrics from their federation's actions had not been political victory, but rather because response to some of the points the nature of the candidates. offices. The crux of this motion was: challenged by us, a precendent accepting it would have been taking raised in Greg Andrews most recent The second point which councillor "evidently only forcible action will would have been established for a political payoff intending at letter. Andrews calls into question is: his solve this problem." It is with these student.governments closing down retaining this precedent and dis- motion to ban free chevrics from reasons that MathSoc advocates the student paper merely for torting this battle into a political The first point concerns the MathSoc meetings. The question any action that will lead to a speedy political reasons. power struggle. activities of councillor Andrews here is: Is councillor Andrews so solution to this problem". It is also Thus we mounted a boycott the during the Blunden-Willis election obtuse that it would not occur to worth noting that the two people referendum drive not for political We will not quit this battle until of last fall. I originally claimed that him that to ban free chevrics from who were the object of the reasons, obviously such a move was the principle of the political he stood behind the polling booth MathSoc meetings would be to ban federation's violent removal were a sure to result in an almost independence of student press and and told a group of voters to vote for some math students or did he vote math student and a former math unanimous verdict against us, but student government has been Willis. He has since told me that he to repeal this measure only because student. rather because we thought every established, and we will not was merely telling one of the group he had been informed that it was The last question which Greg student had the right to know that discard ehtics for politics. ban thatKevin Willis was the vice-pres- unconstitutional to math Andrews raises is that of justice vs. to vote in that referendum was to Marc Shafroth ident of MathSoc. The point is that students from MathSoc meetings? politics. This point bears expanding participate in yet another federation if we, the free chevrics, were A further demonstration of upon because it explains many of attempt to lynch the chevron. by for actions. campaigning on referendum day MathSoc council's concern the chevron's recent What Moreover, we rejected Thomp- Thus ends the debate concerning informing people of the nature of justice and fair-play is their motion has lead most of us to fight this son's offer of partial reinstatment the Illustrious Chevron affair, as the referendum, then councillor of February 27. This motion came battle is our concern for the not for political reasons, on the hosted by the Cord for the last Andrews was also campaigining on as a result of the violent attempt to precedent which it sets. If the contrary it would have given us a few issues. Thursday, March 17, 1977 The Cord Weekly 5 Canadian beaver looks rather shabby by Dan Schmitt is a growing deficit, and this government will solve these prob- Whatever newspaper you read, company is on strike again. All in lems, by offering differing solutions or newscast you listen to, the same all, it is a signal to all Canadians, to each of these problems, without message seems to be coming that our economy, is in trouble. really recognizing its causes. across. The message is that, Then you turn to a new page in the Perhaps the major cause, com- unemployment is high, inflation is newspaper, or continue to listen to mon to all of these problems, is that uncontrollable, our balance of trade the radio, you hear of the ways the Canadians over the past ten years or so, are living a life of less work, and more play; when life is supposed to possess a proper balance between the two. This week's question Remembering the 1968 election by Joyce Thornton campaign, Trudeaumania swept pics by Jerry Golschesky across the country-side talking of, a better life, more outdoor recreation, and more in sporting Do you Laurier should join the OFS? Would it be a better idea for us involvement to try and start an alternative organization? activities. Because of this, Trudeau won the election handily. One of the reasons for that victory may be due man avoid JOHN McPHERSON to the fact that tends to Ist Year Business work whenever he can. We love to the golf memberships are frozen, of an apathetic work ethic, where live life by taking it easy, and enjoy and it's impossible to play on a ambition and drive have been I think that the idea behind the OFS the outdoors. By voting for Trudeau tennis court these days. Even the absent during the last ten years. is a good one. I think it would be we tend to believe that this, in some average number of hours of This type of unconcerned behav- worth paying $1.50 per student if small way, would happen. Later, television watched by the average ior has provided dangerous impli- they could show it was a good Trudeau himself, took all kinds of family has increased to 4 and a half cations because Canada depends on investment it terms of the gains we .holidays on the ski slopes, and in hours per day. Time in drinking a great deal of exportation to receive. But the OFS should prove the warm southern seas. He even establishments has also increased. foreign nations. Because of this itself before it asks for support. had quite the social life by dating People in Ontario drink more booze conduct, Canada has been losing They should also give the public an celebrities, and hosting many of his per capita than anywhere else on trade ever since 1967. When idea of what they plan to do and own parties. This image that the the continent. Canadian companies lose trading how they plan to do it. If they had a Canadian leader portrayed has However, just as important as the contracts from abroad, because of strong plan of attack, I would indeed changed the Canadian shift from work to play, is the loss of intensive foreign competition; they support it. attitude as a whole, as any leader competition. For a population of 22 end up producing less. Thus, they influences the life styles of his or million, Canada only managed to have to lay off workers to become her electorate in any country. win 11 medals at the 76 Olympics, part of the unemployment lines. Examples of evidence, which where West Germany, with a Canadians must realize that the show this to be occurring, are not population of 17 million, won 39. world is becoming highly competive definitive, but suggestive and Greg Joy (Canadian Silver Medal- in international trade. Hence, if we JUDY VELENOSI numerous, in any case. ist) has said that the facilities for do not become just as contentious, 3rd Year Psychology Firstly, there has been a very atheletes in Canada are good, but we'll all be left out in the cold, as I don't think we should join if a visible decline of the work ethic. the competitive spirit is not here. the Britainers are experiencing university that regrets joining the This is seen by a shortening of the He said that he trains in the U.S.A. right now. OFS is backing out. If they don't work week, a tremendous amount of because the strong competitive What is even just as discouraging believe in it, there is no reason why strikes, and most importantly, a nature of the American athletes is that it will take the fall of a we should. reduction in the productivity of forces him to jump at higher government in power, to begin to workers. Canadian workers in fact, heights, and thus do better at track correct the situation. According to produce 20% less per man hour meets. one survey, Canadians are the that the American workers. It is a Nevertheless, some may feel that happiest people in the world. This mockery, that we have the beaver, a sports should not be for competi- makes sense because man tends to is be he less and JEFF SNYDER hard industrious worker, as our tion, but for fun. That a happier when works to take. How- leisures more. Therefore, when a 2nd Honours Ger. Canadian symbol. reasonable attitude unemployment rates ever, we should then, not expect to government stands up for once, and No, I don't think we should join Moreover, are high because, according to do well in international compeition. says what has to be done, people because of the cost involved. I don't many individuals abuse the Moreover, we should not cry when aren't going to like it. Now the believe it's really effective. As people, far insurance system. we don't win a gold medal a the question remains: Will a govern- as trying to prevent tuition unemployment the rather free ment initiate a new attitude with the increases, it's useless as the They would collect Olympics. money and do nothing. Nonetheless, the effects of an emphasis on work, when that type government has control and they Furthermore, outdoor recreation instilled uncompetitive nature in of program would be self destruc- will do what they want in spite of has increased traumatically over the our recreational activity, are not as tive from the party in power's point protest. From my reading of the past The ski hills are filled, important as the devistating impact of view? Cord I have noticed that Western , decade. one of the major backers of the OFS has backed out, and therefore the organization seems to be crumb- ling.

On the * T f\ "\ corner of BRIAN WHITTAKER 2nd Year Honours Ger. I don't think we should join. What HERS & HIS V> everyone's hopes up and if nothing is done about tuition they will be let HAIRSTYLING S down again. It will just create more problems.

JENNY TURNISS No Appointment Necessary! 2nd Year Honours Ger. • If Western has lost confidence in Shampoo, Dry the OFS, it can't be very successful Cut, 7.00 and we shouldn't join. Unless they 9.00 show us what they are doing and Shampoo,Cut,Set give us more information showing it js worth our while to join, we Shampoo,Set 5.00 shouldn't. I don't think that anything the students do will make Men:Cut, Style 5.00 much difference to the government if they really want to increase Colour 5.00 tuition. Body Wave) Cut&set 20.00 ,NCLUDED and me... Highlights 22.00 The OFS seems to be in a crisis situation right now with Western J having withdrawn. It could severely weaken them, and so I'm pleased that our university has adopted a wait-and-see attitude and has stayed out. I would not like to see us committed [especially at $1.50 per student] to a sinking ship. OPEN SIX DAYS A WEEK! The Cord Weekly Thursday, March 17, 1977 6 Commisioner: Cameron French Senators: Bill Stoneman, Leigh Board Representatives: Jim Cassidy Arnoid, Ted Paling The Commission Reports The Operating Procedures Agree negotiating body of the students of leased from the Union as a rent mined by the respective House deducted from those Union from the ment (OPA) is a series of mini, the University. This shall not be of $1.00 per year until the Councils. Activity Fees collected related and formalized agreements construed as to prevent information building is paid for and shall be In this appeal, the student may students on behalf of the Union made between the University and relations between the faculty of any self-maintaining. All other areas request the aid of any other by the University, notwith- of this WLUSU. They are formal agree- department and student clubs allied ot the Student Union Building to student for his defence. Further standing Item 2(a) (I) ments in the sense that they are with these departments. be used by the University shall appeals may be channelled Agreement. written and contracted due to their be leased or rented front the through the Dean of Students' This is not to preclude the Union conflict potential. The document 2. FINANCIAL Union at a rate determined at Office. from dismissing the individual(s) of represents a process of negotiation (a) Students' Union Activity Fees the time of request. currently holding the position(s) and final agreement on how the two The Students' Union activity (Ill) The pricing structure and the employee(s), in accordance with governing bodies will relate to each fees which support the operat- operating cost statements for 5. STUDENT CONDUCT the University personnel proced- and of other in the areas contained within ions of the Union shall be col- the services referred to in article There shall be a dean's Advisory ures and regulations policies it. lected by the adminstration of 3a of this Agreement shall be Concil appointed, financed and the Union. The document presented here is the University at registration on reviewed with the Union when regulated by the Union, to act in LICENCE not final! It is the result of over"two behalf of the Union. The Stu- required. co-operation and consultation with 8. LIQUOR year's work by various students and dents' Union Activity Fees shall theDean of Students on all matters (a) Licence administrators. This is the copy be turned over to the Treasurer of student conduct channnelled The licence is held in the name approved by your Board of of the Union as follows: through the Dean of Students' of the University, with full Directors; a copy which shall be (I) An advance payment of $10,000. Office. responsiblity for ensuring that sent to the President of the shall be paid on the first day of If a student objects to his case the management of the licenced University who represents the September registration; being heard or investigated by the facility is within the require- Board of Governors. Upon the (II) The remainder; ninety percent Dean's Advisory Council, he may ments of The Liquor Licence signing of this document by both of the Students' Union Activity elect to have the Dean of Students Co-ordinator appointed by the Presidents it becomes a legal and Fees shall be paid on or before alone hear and investigate his case. University. binding contract. October Ist. In such cases, the Dean of Students All money derived from the sale (IV) For January Registration nine- shall inform the Dean's Advisory of liquor will be accountable LERNFEIHEIT AS WELL AS ty percent of the Students' Council of the proceedings. through the University central LEHRFREIHEIT Union Activity Fees shall be In all other instances, the case accounting system and the The main matter of dispute is paid on or before February Ist. shall be discussed with the Dean's purchase of liquor shall be made section 3c(ll). In essence the first (V) The total balance of all students' Advisory Council and referred to in accordance with the books two paragraphs are of paramount Union Activity Fees for Septem- them. Decisions and Penalties of issued for this purpose. importance. They are based on ber and January shall be paid by the Dean's Advisory Council may (b) Any work orders issued by The certain normative assumptions: March 15th. be appealed tothe Dean of Students Liquor Licence Board of Ontario first the universtiy, any universtiy, (VI) The University shall budget for within five academic days. Decision shall be the responsiblity of the exists for the purpose of scholarship an amount of five dollars ($5.00) of th Dean shall be binding, except Liquor Licence Co-ordinator and (Preservation, transmission and per student attending Summer in the case of expulsion or the Union. Any structural advancement of knowledge.); and Session I and Summer Session II (c) Operations suspension. change or major renovation secondly, that academic freedom is (Waterloo Campus). One-half of (I) The servants, agents, and Monies collected in fines shall be made in the licenced premises the right of both students and this amount ($2.50) shall be employees, of the University assigned to the general University must be approved by the Liquor faculty. The original OPA consider- applied by the University for the shall have the right of access at bursary fund and shall be adminis- Licence Co-ordinator, Liquor ed all existing operations of physical operation of the Stud- all times to all or part of the tered in the same manner as are all Licence Board of Ontario and WLUSU as approved operations. ent Union Building during the Student Union Building. other monies in this fund. the Ontario Fire Marshall. Approved in the sense that the summer months. The remaining (II) The Union in pursuing its New University rules or regula- (c) Operations university gave its permission and $2.50 per student shall be objectives, as outlined in its tions concerning student conduct The Union will operate the must also do so concerning any new forwarded to the Union on or Letters Patent, recognizes that it shall not be implemented nor licenced facility (the Turret) in student initiated operations. To this before August Ist, to assist in its has obligations as a member of present rules or regulations be the Student Union Building and condition your Board of directors operations during the summer the University community. revised without the concurrence of will have the full responsibility could not agree. months. Therefore, the Union shall not the University and the Union. and authority for financial At the same time, it was realized (b) Annual Budget and Audit undertake activities in the policies within the Student that certain freedoms must be A copy of the Unions' annual Student Union Building which 6. REPRESENTATION Union Building and the opera- abridged in any communal effort, budget shall be provided to the operate to the detriment of the (a) Administration tional procedures of that licen- hence the second paragraph. This University as an item of functions of the University. The Degree of student represen- ced faciltiy. It will be the seemed more than fair considering information as well as monthly If the Union and the University tation on administrative bodies of the union to that students have no such recourse financial statements by the end disagree on whether a certian shall be negotiated between the satisfy the Liquor Licence in the aea of Lehrfreiheit. It is a of the following month during activity of the Union in the Union and the University. For Co-ordinator, or his delegate, reaffirmation of the belief in academic year, showing actual Student Union Building oper- the purpose of this section that the Union has met all the academic freedom for all scholars. budgeted expense to date. ates to the detriment of the administrative bodies shall include equirements as prescribed by As A.C. Spector sky has said: A copy of the University's functions of the University, then but not be limited to the the Liquor Licence Board ol "When a simple & earnest spirit annual budget and auditor's the continuance of that activity following: Ontario. animates a college, there is no report shall be provided to the shall be negotiated between the (I) President's Council In the event that the Union and appreciable interval between the Union as an item ofinformation. Union and the University. If the (II) Advisory Council on Ancillary Liquor Licence Co-ordinator teacher and the taught — both are (<•) Changes in Student Union Fees negotiation process fails to yield Enterprises cannot reach an agreement as to in the same class, the one a little The Board of Directors by a a solution satisfactory to both (III) Advisory Council on Intramural the "requirements as prescrib- more advanced than the other." If two-thirds majority shall deter- parties, then the matter shall go Athletics and Recreation ed by the Liquor Licence Board students wish to provide services mine the amount of change in to arbitration process. (IV) Advisory Council on Inter- of Ontario", the decision of the and means of development for the Students' Union Activity Without limiting the generality Collegiate Athletics Liquor Licence Co-ordinator will themselves they should be allowed Fees or Student Union Building ofthe foregoing, the Union shall (V) Advisory Committee on Health be final. This is not to preclude without fear ofrestriction or outside Fee and recommend this am- not enter into direct commercial (VI) Advisory Committee on Coun- the option of the Union or the. compulsion. Students are prepared ount which needs to be competition with the University selling. University taking any such to defend the principle of academic confirmed by a vote of the in the Student Union Building (b) Academic decision to the arbitration freedom to society as should the Members at an annual or by duplicating any major serv- The degree of student represen- process. university be. . general meeting. ices provided by the University. tation on any faculty or depart- Control procedure for the The final two paragraphs are (d) Waterloo Lutheran Seminary The University, for its part, ment council shall be negotiated licence lounge located in. the rather mundane. They refer to Students agrees not to permit the estab- between the Union and the Student Union Building must be financial operations of the two The students ofWaterlo Luther- lishment on campus of another Universtiy when so requested by Sufficient to comply with the governing bodies which are crucial an Seminary shall not be licenced beer and/or liquor the students of that respective Liquor Licence Act, 1975, and to both. Both are agreeing not to members of the Union; how- outlet which would operate on a faculty or department. the costs incurred through the harm one another through direct ever, they shall pay the regular basis. implemetation of such proced- commercial competition. This was Student's Union Activity Fees. (Ill) Normal building security by 7. SALARIED PERSONNEL OF ures shall be charged against one of the main reasons why Uncle The Union will negotiate with University personnel shall be THE UNION the revenues generated by the WilFs has been closed permanently. the Waterloo Lutheran Semin- continued for the duration of The University will assume faciltiy. I hope this has made explicit what ary for use of facilities and will duration of this Agreement responsibility for the servicing of is only vaguely implicit in this consider budget requests. without charge to the Union. positions of salaried employees of section of OPA: that there is a (d) Other Facilities -the Union, on the understanding distinction between commercial or 3. FACDJTEES The University may make that the Union guarantee the full 9. ARBITRATION financial operations and service or (a) Mangement reasonable use of other Union funding of the salaries of those The President of the Union and academic freedom type operations. The Union shall be responsible facilities and the Union may positions, including staff benefits, the President ofthe University shall The former is a matter for for the management of the make reasonable use of other as outlined in the personnel policy. each appoint one arbitrator and the negotiation between WLUSU and Student Union Building. The University facilities. Such funding shall be remitted to two selected arbitrators shall the university, the latter a matter University shall supply maint- the University on a monthly basis appoint a Chairperson to arbitrate for consultation at best. enance, service for repairs, 4. RESIDENCE for the services rendered of the each matter of disagreement. THIS OPERATION PROCEDURES renewals, and construction to Primary responsibility for ad- previous month. AGREEMENT made through con- Student Union Building when ministering residence policy is In the event these funds are not sensus and good faith of the requested by the Union. delegated by the Union to House remitted as above, the University 10.REVISION (b) respective signees. Payment Councils constituted by the may: This Agreement shall be revised Draw Between: Wilfrid Laurier University (I) Stuent Union Building Fees residents of each House and by (a) from its own funds to pay on agreement of the University and received hereafter called the "Universtiy" of as payment toward the their respective Dons. This these employees as obliged the Union. Any request for revision the FIRST PART: and cost of the Student Union policy shall operate within the underthe University's person- shall be made (30) days' Building shall be applied nel thirty Wilfrid Laurier University Sudents' firstly framework of the University policy; notice to the other party. Union hereinafter called the to amortized debt, secondly to regualtions, a defined in ac- (b) Immediately bill the union for "Union" of the Second Part. maintenance costs and, thirdly, cordance with the procedures full amount of indebtedness it to repairs and renewals. outlined in Article 5 of this will incu as a result of (a) above; 1. RECOGNITION (II) Areas capitalized by the Univer- Agreement, (c) If full payment of this bill is not IN WITNESS WHEREOF the The Union is herby recognized as sity administration, to be used Matters of discipline can be presented before September parties representative hereto have hereunto the ultimate and for student services, shall be appealed by students as deter- Ist, this amount shall be affixed. This page is a paid advertisement by the Commission of University Affairs. Thursday*, March 17, 1977 The Cord Weekly 7 Waterloo student pres. backs off Chevron reinstatement

WATERLOO (CUP)—University of conceded that he had never and the Free Chevron staff on the been called for March 13 to deal with the dispute. Waterloo student president Doug considered the document binding question of reinstatement and Thompson did an abrupt about-face upon himselfor council even though investigation. in recent negotiations with the Free he signed it. He described his role That motion was withdrawn, publishes journal Chevron, after delivering a signed merely to "facilitate communication however, in favour of another WLU proposal to the paper calling for between the two parties." calling for an investigation into the The Canadian Journal of editor as another factor in the sweeping reinstatement and an The proposal, he added, was just conflict. Thompson said that pro- Political Science — a major agreement between WLU Press and investigation into the Chevron "an effort to clarify for this council posal would "determine whether Canadian academic publication the editorial board of the Journal, closure five and a half months ago. the position of the Free Chevron." due process was indeed violated or will now be published by Wilfrid— formerly published by the Univer- Within four days, he disavowed Thompson insisted he made the not." Laurier University Press. sity of Toronto Press. any support of the proposal. proposal because some councillors But, the motion was tabled and Published since 1928 the Journal "The publication of the Journal Free Chevron staff, who are "expressed a desire to see the Free its mover resigned from the council, was faced with escalating costs by WLU Press is a notable event for occupying the offices of the student Chevron question brought to shouting that it had "turned over threatening the future of its small universities in general and of paper the Chevron, which the council for a vote." the federation to the Free Chev- publication plans. WLU Press has particular interest for Wilfrid federation closed last September Thompson also conceded that the ron." developed a publication program Laurier University" Dr. 24, were approached by Thompson Campus Reform Group, eight Thompson completed his reversal which stresses more involvement on McMenemy said. the evening of March 4. He carried councillors which he leads and are of position with a March 9 press the part of scholars within the a signed proposal offering to reopen opposed to reinstatement of the release stating "eviction of the Free profession. The results to date "It is relatively rare for a major the paper, pay all the outstanding paper, were instrumental in his Chevron and the establishment of a suggest that quality need not suffer journal in a large academic field to debts and legal costs incurred and change of mind. new paper? It looks like it will come while costs to subscribers can be be published at a small university." back pay for two Chevron editorial His next recommendation to to that." He said he has found it reduced or at least held constant. WLU Press now publishes four staff whose positions were elimin- council was a negotiating commit- impossible to negotiate with the Dr. John McMenemy, associate journals in various fields as well as ated when the paper was closed— tee of three persons to "conduct Free Chevron staff. professor of political science at about 12 full-length books each meeting the staffs demands. communication between council A special council meeting has WLU, has been named assistant year. Following a conversation earlier in the day, Free Chevron staffer Phil Cramer wrote up the offer based on the paper's counter- proposal to an earlier Thompson offer. Thompson repeatedly assured the staff his offer was a serious attempt to resolve the dispute. At a Ashot meeting, the staff accepted the proposal as a serious basis for negotiations, making only slight changes to the wording. Harvey is at it again, "I didn't convince him on the this time he's taken to p.unchin' cows. principle," Cramer said later, "I in It's a whole new taste treat from the folks convinced him it was expedient. It would be a way to end the dispute." who brought you the Harvey Wallbanger. But at a March 8 student council Round up a cow and give it a try. meeting, Thompson admitted his thedark re-instate-investigate offer had not been made in good faith. He

cont'd from page 3 : ,','• '•• ; 'i '■'■''■ . '■ "broadening" of the campaign "to include pressure for student aid reform and summer employment." ' Umf/v^-j HNaav //ss x Wy/XjL' * Strategy sNNlifl\vOl '*■ Future - ' The Queen's Park lobby is only one part of the strategy in dealing with the concerns oftuition, student aid and summer employment. OFS member campuses also outlined their plans for dealing with an anticipated provincial election as opposition in the House threatens the position of Ontario's minority ■=. ™^ Conservative government. — If an election comes, the federation will not be backing any particular party or candidate, but will after due research support those candidates whose education platforms are the same as the OFS position on educational reforms, the delegates agreed. The research is to be carried out by on-campus "election prepared- ness committees" and by a central co-ordinating committee which to- gether will compile information on local candidates and the various political party positions on educa- tion, and locally will see to the enumeration of students. A ■ ■■■»* # 'lv Student leaders will meet in a : special plenary if an election is called, and base their election activities on the report ofthe central co-ordinating committee delegates decided.

'paperbacks? The Harvey Cowpuncha. There's only one Pour 6 ounces of milk over crushed ice. Stir in IV2 ounces of Galliano. Then sit back specialist... I J/(laaHBfl PAPERBACK and relax 'till the cows come home. PARADE The student's heaven ftlQUOrf GAIskIANO 32 QUEEN ST. S., The liqueur that made KITCHENER Harvey Wallbanger famous. Jnext Walper Hotel^ Weekly Thursday, March 17, 1977 8 The Cord ( CAMPUS "I I WORSHIPa service m <^Z?W by Chaplain Kooistra =s^=£2=s^a) Applications are now being accepted EVERY SUNDAY MORNING I for the following positions in the 11 am Room 373 n ,ieS H Doing Easter Week? Commission of University Affairs: i hTm e H,ctures °oMhe What Are You Future A warm welcome and unique week await you in CUBA—colonial cities, industrial developments, new Research Assistant schools, factories, plantations, the sun, a beach, Librarian entertainment—what more could you ask for??? Manual Program Co-ordinator $379.00 all inclusive. To join the A.O.S.C. group, contact Canadian Information Co-ordinator Universities Travel Service, 44 George St., Toronto, Director: Legal Aid Ont. MSS 2E4, Tel. (416) 979-2604. Director: Birth Control ■ Experience is not a prerequisite. Applicants need only be interested, responsible and willing to learn. "MAKE MONEY FOR YOUR SCHOOL, Applications should be submitted to STUDENT GROUP, CLUB OR ORGANIZATION the Commission's mailbox located in BY SELLING Crazy the Student Union Building, David T-SHIRTS " A W.L.U.S.U. offices. A FOR INFORMATION WRITE: Job descriptions may be obtained at 128 PETER ST., TORONTO, MSV2G7 the same location.

Applications should be submitted by: Tuesday, March 22,1977 by 4:00 p.m. WLU SENATE ELECTION 4 Student Members (2 year terms)

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Students should apply in writing to the Commissioner of University Affairs [c/o WLUSU] and be reminded that all such volunteers [committees only] fls rich inheritage * will be recommended to the as a bluegrass banjo picker. -^ appropriate authority. The final decision iHP§R rests with the various governing bodies The unique of the University. taste of Southern Comfort, enjoyed for over 125 years Send lor a tree ReapeGu.de Southern Comfc. Co,po,a„on.'P O Box /7b Pia<* Bon a»enlu,e. Mon.,e.,i Q(lebec HSAiti Thursday, March 17, 1977 The Cord Weekly 9 ENTERTAINMENT TEE VEE and MEE by Steve Publicover Well, Friday night will mark the last year tEat he wouRT be leaving you'll return to your work with a end of an era; the last Mary Tyler after this season: joining Wayne new zeal and vigour that you redoubled by Cameron French Moore Show. Can you imagine TV Rogers and McLean Stevenson who wouldn't have thought possible. without Mary Tyler Moore? Seven have already deserted the 4077th. Here are a few suggestions for yeirs is not a record run for a On the home front, John Boy has the serious student: Today's column is a series of Again, you are in fourth seat, television series, but it's about six left theWaltons. Just as well for that If you have a converter, you will taken from the 1972 vulnerable against not. Your LHO more than most shows last. And happy clan, for Richard Thomas enjoy Pleasure at Her Majesty's on problems see you make opens INT (16-18) and then there were it not her own preference to was becoming such a prig, PBS at Vanderbuilt final if 11:00, Friday nights. or similar— as are two passes to you. You bid teminate the series, there is not reportedly, that none of the other Comedy include the same decisions do 2 acts will Monty hearts, passes, bids 3 reason why MTM could not run actors wanted to work with him these experts. LHO partner Python and their disciples The RHO passes you, another seven. anyway. hearts and do Goodies. go — need much It is very fitting almost mythic So you're pulling all-nighters you on?- (you don't the — from partner) that last program should centre again, eh? Cups of coffee, cold THE BOFORS GUN (1968) is a 1. Your hand: water in face, a around the breakup of the WJM the tying knot in good opportunity for Nicol Wil- Sj newsroom. One is reminded of the your jockey shorts you've tried liamson fans to see their hero in — H k,5,3,2 Again, you are in fourth seat, vul. breakup of the Round Table, of the 'em all and you still can't stay That's on Ch 13at midnight. action. D a,k,q,j,9,8,5 vs. vul. opens a disintegration of Camelot. This too awake. Maybe its your attitude. Predictably, the real prize winner not Your RHO Cq strong, (at least 16 HCP) artifical, is the end of a dream. I almost wish Staying up all night shouldn't be an of the week is on CBLT and on club you bid one there weren't such things as reruns. obligation, it should be an occasion. predictably, its on late 1:05.— The precision — spade, LHO opponent— passes and Then MTM could die with dignity. Make the most of it. Watch the late film to which I allude is the 1935 As it is, she will receive a big show while you're drinking all that (or now partner bids four spades. Now version perversion — it really it pass and LHO bids sendoff, but still return next week coffee. It will take a while for the isn't very faithful to the original) of goes pass, 2. 4NT (takeout) Now partner passes as the ghost of a program already caffeine to go to your head anyway. Jack London's The Call of You: classic S 9,7,6 and RHO bids five clubs what do seen, back to haunt the Friday 8:00 Watch a movie first. Put your feet the Wild. Clark Gable and Loretta — time slot. up. I first tried a couple of years Young are featured in this playful H a,j^,8,6,4,3 you do now? But I suppose we all must back, when watching High Sierra little romp through the Arctic. Dj,B Answers: change. Hot Lips is married now, seemed a little more important than Much more stimulating than cold C 7 1. Blair did what you and I would less of a shock to M*A*S*H fans, a shakespeare essay I was working water in the face, believe me. As for probably do too. He bid five considering the joltsthat series has on. I haven't looked back since a knot in your jockey shorts, tying diamonds, he doubled, found taken since. its inception. Larry tired next morning, maybe but— why not try waiting til next morning got — partner with 0 points and a void in (Frank Burns) Linville announced not back. Try it. I guarantee that and see how you feel about it then. diamonds, and made only his trump 3. You: ticks, down 1, 100! Did you pass and be a hero? Well, read on. S k,q,j,10,4 H a,k,j,10,7 D - 2. Steve Altman did "go on, got C j,9,7 doubled, and found partner with: S k,q,4,3 H 5,2 D a,5,3 C k,8,5,3 Rocky were but the films: a success Hearts 2-2, contract down by Barry Glebe was off the top with a are against him and yet he seems best actor) plays his role flawlessly. You are in fourth seat, both sides diamond lead minus 200, and a Rocky, now playing a the Lyric rather content. His manner of diction is sometimes vulnerable. Your left hand oppon- loss of 8 imps.— Note that had theatre, is a success story in itself. To celebrate America's bicenten- inaudable, but then Rocky Balboa's ent (LHO) opens two diamonds dummy's minor suit holdings been How could a low budget film nial, Appolo Creed, the world's speech is also inarticulate. Perhaps (which has many possible patterns, reversed, the game was cold. So put dollars) written an he is (1,000,000 . by heavyweight boxing champion de- Satllone is so good because but at least four spades) and RHO yourself onthe back if you went — I unknown writer, filled with several cides to select an unknown fighter really playing himself. bid four 'spades, (after a pass by give you credit for courage even unrecognized actors and actresses for his opponent. Rocky fits the part Talia Shire, nominated for best partner) Now what do you bid? though this time it wasn't "right". be such a hit? perfectly. It all seems a little too far actress portrays an introvert pet Sylvester Stallone is th.c answer. fetched, but if you accept the plot, shop keeper, who blossoms for He wrote the story, played the lead, then you'll enjoy the film immen- Rocky. Talia was nominated for best and is presently a very rich man. sley. supporting actress for her role as Other actors nominated for best tragedy. No matter how unbeliev- Instead of selling his script for a The film starts off very slow and Connie in the Godfather Part D. supporting actor, are Burt Yound able the plot may be, Rocky still certain price, he insisted that the not until Rocky's grueling training This year she is nominated for best and Burgess Meredith. They both radiates a good feeling. instead collect the royalties of the preparation for the big fight, does it actress and she's up against some put forth fine performances. Judging from the large female film. pick up. From then on, it's upward stiff competition (Dunaway, Ull- Rocky represents the ideology of audience, it looks like Stallone is the Rocky Balboa, the "Italian all the way. The film has a very mann, Spacek, and Barrault). America, the land of opportunity. new male sex symbol of the year. Stallion" is a poorly educated credible and upbeat ending to top Although she is probably a long Anyone who works hard can make it He may appear slow witted, but unerdog boxer, living in a slum and things off. shot to win, she does have to the top. The film is a romance, a don't let his appearance fool you. working for a loan shark. The odds Stallone (nominated this year for tremendous talent and potential. sports film, a comedy and a He has everything under control. D ISC:Anthony Phillips all by himself by Ross MacDonald keyboards, Drums, glockenspeil, the grand tradition of C.S.N.& V Anthony Philips: The Geese and the timables, bells and chimes, and and the Beatles. Ghost: Passport 9167-98020 even a bazouki. Combining with The, most important facet of this If this album had been released Rutherford, who is also a multi-in- band is its consistency. Octoberon, To Be... with justthe name Anthony Philips stumentalist, Philips blending of like the previous albums, is- a on the cover, it might have been the numerous instruments- has well-balanced mixture of rock and Monday, March 21 Tuesday, March 22 overlooked by many people. given the album a rather mystical acoustic pieces, accented by the However, as we all know, record texture. Even the song titles fine vocals and some orchestral -History Luncheon: There will not -Seminar series sponsored by the companies have been known to use ("Wind-Tales" and "Chinese string Even a song be a History Luncheon Monday at Sociology andAnthropology Dept. arrangements. rather nifty marketing techniques in Mushroom Cloud") are suggestive such as "Rock 'n Roll Star" with its the Kitchener Library. The last presents "What on Earth Is to Be History Luncheon of the season will DoneWith'the Criminal Offender." order to assure the sales of their of this mysticism. worn out theme is brought to life. be held Monday, March 28. Tonight, products. Such is the case with The Collins vocal chores are limited to Barclay James hasn't changed Dr. John Hajen will speak the on "The Processing of Minorities Geese and the Ghost. two cuts, "Which Way Wind much, but then again, why should through the Criminal Justice On the front of the album is a Blows" and "God if I Saw Her they? However, it appears they -"Cinema Canada": note which states "Ex-Genesis Now", but the big disappointment have reached a point where an "Cinema Can- System." In the Mezzanine at 8:00 co-sponsored guitarist goes solo with friends Phil is the fact that he doesn't get any American tour is necessary to ada", by the National p.m. Film Board Office (Kitchener) and Collins and Michael Rutherford." percussion work. promote their music. the Library, presents a program on Wednesday, March 23 Now, if a person had never listened For those who liked early Conservation in the Niagara Penin- -The Toronto band "Rush" will to the earliest Genesis albums Genesis or perhaps would like a- sula tonight at 7:30 p.m. at the 'appear in Concert at the Kitchener (From Genesis to Revelation and breather from hard rock, The Geese BACHMAN TURNER OVER Kitchener Library. The films Auditorium. Show starts at 8:00 Trespass), the name Anthony and the Ghost is worth a listen. DRIVE: Freeways "Niagara for Sale" and "The Lady p.m. Tickets are's4.so, $5.50 and Philips probably wouldn't mean Even if this album was called and the Owl" will be shown. A $6.50. anything. Instead, this album will Barclay James Harvest: Octoberon: Freebies, I probably wouldn't take question and answer discussion will Thursday, March 24 probably sell quite well, expecially MCA-2234 one. The music is exactly what I follow. Free admission. -Canadian Author Luncheon: Can- since there seems to be a Genesis This English band has never have come to expect from this band -Jazz and Blues Program: Recent adian author, Mr. Peter Such will revival. really achieved status in America thatis really Kiss without makeup. I additions to the jazz record be the guest speaker. Mr. Such has As the cover illustration and the and for the life of me, I can't at least figured, though, that they few collection will be reviewed tonight written several books, two of which title would suggest, this album is understand why. would have learned a new at 8:00 p.m. Everyone is invited to are ""iliverum" and "Fall Not". filled with the mellow guitar sounds John Lees and Les Holroyd are chords. listen to these recordings and Lunch is available for 90 cents by that characterized Philip's work accomplished guitarists/lyricists 8.T.0. continues on its slide participate in an informal discus- advance reservation. At the Kitch- with Genesis. Philips is a multi -tal- and along with keyboardist Woolly towards a medieval musical level, sion afterwards. ener Library. ented musician as he plays as Wolstenholme, combine for some their sights set on another Juno assortment of guitars plus basses, excellent vocals and harmonies, in award. The Cord Weekly Thursday, March 17,1977 10

SPORTS

Wrap for up 76-77

Sitko's Sr. Arts take third straight title by Snidely Whiplash Intramural B-Ball history was made last week when Sitko's Senior Arts prolonged their basketball dynasty by capturing the intramural B-Ball championship for an unpre- dicted third consecutive year. After winning the opening match of the two game total point series 38-34, the Senior Arts crew went on to destroy Kreisz Arts 2 59-40 in the final half ofthe series to capture the overall championship 97-74. The hot shooting of Paul Kostas, Steve Armstrong and Fred Brown gave last years champs a definite advantage, one which they made excellent use of in the second half. Coach and General Manager Mike Sitko was quick to applaud the effortsof all seven men on his team. "We wanted it real badly, so we could be the first team in WLU history to win 3 titles in a row." stated the jubliant mentor. It was a fitting end for Sitko's 4 year athletic career at WLU where he surpassed himself in both the varsity and intramural programs. Mike singled out Steve Armstrong for his great play the latter half of the season as a contributing factor for the team's success. Most members of that mighty squad won't be returning next year so the opportunity is available for someone else to create a brand new WLU B-Ball dynasty. For the division champion Kreisz Arts 2 it was a sad ending to an otherwise very successful season. Sit's Crew-the Champs photo by Cunningham Coach Frank Kreisz did a terrific job molding this team into a solid Bob Booze put the game out of that made a commitment to program has enjoyed over the last have had the opportunity to contender. With everyonereturning reach. Booze led the winners with intramural basketball stayed with it few years. participate. next season, Kreisz's bunch must 25 pts., 16in the second half. Mark throughout the season. There were His obvious talents of organiza- be rated as the pre-season Elkin was the top shooter for the only a few games defaulted and this tion and implementation of new favourites. Elks with 12 points. is a credit to all those who took part programs should not go unre- Good Effort Willison Hall won the "B" final The calibre of basketball has and enjoyed the activity. warded. Congratulations are ex- in a real struggle with Elkins Arts 2. improved steadily in all divisions Gary Jefferies, the intramural tended to him for doing a By Track Team The Elks closed the gap in the final over the past 4 years. Congratula- co-ordinator, is the man primarily tremendous job in providing athle- minute to 40-38, however, a key tions should go out to all teams for a responsible for the tremendous tic competition for hundreds of The WLU track team completed basket after a missed foul shot by very competitive season. Teams success the intramural sports students who otherwise wouldn't its season this past weekend at the University ofWestern Ontario. The team produced one of our school's best efforts considering the training facilities and the number of athletes that competed. Four athletes competed in the "all comer" meet Saturday after- noon. Peggy Tittle won her heat in the 800m. in 2.46.5 and was Bth overall in the 1500mwith a time of 5.36. Bill Morrison placed an impressive 3rd in the800min 202.3. Jim Violin won his heat in the 400m in 53.4. Jim Barney also won his heat in the 200min 23.8 and ran the 50m in 6.4. This 6.4 time was accomplished without the use of starting blocks. To give you an example of the size of the "all commer" meet, 70 male athletes competed in the 50m. The London Invitational was held Saturday night. Steve Beckman tied for 2nd as far as height was concerned at 4.30 metres (14*1*) but because of the number of misses placed fourth. Again, the 4x400m relay team consisting of Jim Violin, Steve Beckman, Bill Morrison and Jim Barney, put forth a superlative effort. Jim Barney anchored the team with an excellent split of 51.4 and brought in a 3rd place finish in 3.31.4. The team would like to thank the athletic department for its support and a special thanks goes to coach Ray Koenig. Coach Koenig devoted a lot of valuable time and money Elkin's Elk's—close, but no cigar photo by Cunningham cont'd on page 11 The Cord Weekly Thursday, March 17, 1977 11

SPORT SHORTS

WLU Spirit Band similar feat by vanquishing the St. and Dan Vinet (U of Quebecat Trois Mary's University Huskies in the Rivieres). Meeting other semi-final match. Defensemen selected for the heckler's CORNER For all those interested in joining U of T's impressive record has team were Brad Perie (Guelph), next year's spirit band, there will be prompted speculation in the Toron- Randy Greg (Alberta), and Pete a meeting in the Cord office on to media that coach Tom Watt (who McKenzie (St. F.X.). by Al Manchee Monday, March 21 at 12.00 pm. has been at the Toronto helm for Frank Cuvilier (St. F.X.) and Ron The WLU Board of Student every one of their championship Leverve (ÜBC) were the goalten- Activities has announced they will seasons) will be offered the head ders selected by the Canadian Well, here we are in the home stretch, things have just about foot all bills for the band (ie. coaching position of the Toronto coaches for the all star squad. ground to a halt as far as the local sports scene is concerned. instrument rentals, transportation Maple Leafs. Other reports indicate Banquet Varsity Hockey and B-Ball are through for the year, costs, T-shirts, etc.) so all monetary he will be chosen to head Team Intramural Intramurals closed out last week and the Athletic Complex staff problems for the band members will Canada's entry in the world cup Anyone who participated in WLU are getting the joint in shape for exams in a few weeks. be taken care of..lf»you can play, series in Vienna this spring. intramurals this year is invited to Some of our more illustrious athletes are preparing to depart come on up and get involved in a lot the WLU Intramural Athletic this spring while a new crop of hopefuls plan to take their place of fun for next year. Hawkshawe top Banquet. This extravaganza will be next fall. Everyone seems to be moving on somewhere. held Monday, April 4 at 6.00 in the Somehow the tone of this article is becoming quite Canadian T.A., charge is a mere $1.50 which depressing, why I don't know, but it is depressing all the same. York University left winger Ron icludes dinner and two beer. Take a I must have something cheerful to say in light of the gloomy Hawkshawe was named the 1976-77 break from studying and come out direction this column is taking this week. U of T upsets Alberta recipient of the Sullivan Award, and enjoy yourself. Let's see now.. .as soon as I took the top off my car, it rained and for Hockey Crown given annually to the Most Valuable my windshield wipers seized up, no that's not very funny... I got Player in Canadian University Kung Fu Exhibition three parking tickets last weekfrom an ever watchful supercop, The U of T Blues captured their Hockey. Hawkshawe finished out There will be a Kung Fu Jiu Jitsan no, that's worse...how about this, I flunk my exams and come second straight GIAU hockey his excellent college hockey career tournament held at the Kitchener back next year to write sports again, now then that should make championship, (ninth in 11 years) withtwo years at York after playing YMCA on March 19 at 12 noon all of you laugh, or cry. by defeating the University of three years at the University of featuring clubs from WLU, U of W Seriously folks, I wish I was returning next year, the Alberta Golden .Bears 4-1 at the Waterloo. He was also selected th and a host of others from Ontario organization and promotion of university sports is about to take CIAU finals in Edmonton last the CIAU All Canadian all star and northern US centres. a terrific leap forward. Media coverage of university events, Sunday. The Blues made the final team. Students (with ID) are charged which has been improving in recent years, will be upgraded by knocking off the ÜBC Thunder- Other forwards on the team one dollar at the door. Anyone considerably in the next few years. I only hope student support birds in a best two out of three included Jim Ofrim (Alberta), Rick interested and needs more informa- will increase along with this mounting public interest in series on Saturday night. The Urich (Regina), Mike Melanson (St. tion, should call the Scarlet Dragon university athletics. Golden Bears accomplished a F.X.), Giles Tomalty (Concordia), Society at 744-9551. Student attendance at football, hockey and basketball games hasn't exactly been overwhelming in the past (at least during my tenure here). Varsity athletics play a significant role in this university's operations and they give the institution an identity in parts of the country where otherwise WLU would be Nitty Gritty on: INTRAMURALS completely unknown. They still remember us from our 1972 College Bowl clash with the Golden Bears and the Haligonians "questionable" Atlantic from St. Mary's fondly recollect their .rts Lrts 1 —it appears as if Little House has Bowl victory over the Hawks in 1973. tssw. M wrestled the coveted Tuffy Knight everywhere go, universities are recognized by the Almost you one event Trophy away from Sr. Arts. as athletic programs and accomplishments With only remaining public much for their —the intramural tennis tournament than for their academic quaiifications. In this sense WLU stands right up there with the best of them, boasting an admirable record on every field of athletic endeavor. But, without the students actively backing its events, the athletic department cannot hope to keep putting out such a high calibre product. Already some Canadian universities are contemplating dropping their varsity sports programs because of lack of student interest. In the end the student is deprived of an exciting form of entertainment and I sincerely hope that never happens at WLU. 1-1 Basketball My parting message: get out and support our teams next Tournament year. Mike Horvatin of Bus. 1 won this year's tournament as he defeated Bram Long of Bus. 1 22-18 in an A to* mine Q" Cariboo TralsCo =jj the Hawks will be butting heads at Seagrams the following year. House and Willison Hall each picked up 1 point. I GREAT ENTERTAINMENT f| Snooker Tournament M THIS IS A WINNING COMBINATION I I was chastised the other day for not paying literary homage to that shy shrinking violet type of guy behind the shinny Hawks' Doug Read of Arts defeated two" 1M THURS., FRI., SAT. bench that kept the players in fighting trim. The young gent in time champion Carmen Buonnacoc- J question is of course, the Hawk's celebrated young trainer.. .Mr. to of Sr. Arts. Read was the best of CHARADE Greg McCarville. a record 53 competitors in this 111 | Attaboy Greg, way to do a job. Let's hear it for the greatest year's single elimination tourna- knee wrapper and splint setter in WLU's history. ment. Points were awarded as follows:

Sr. Arts 17 Arts 2 2 Sr. Bus. 9 Music 2 Bus. 2 9 Willison 2 Arts 1 6 Little 1 Tamiae on Ice Bus. 1 5 by Don Stewart CHARITY BROWN J1 There's no shortage of ink alloted opportunity to "pour the cham- Wrist Wrestling 11 DOWNCHILD BLUES BAND ZK those who struggle through the pagne", if they can lengthen their W for department has make it to the in their streak by one more to 16. The intramural ranks and top cham- respective field. After all, the The Bus. 4 club established their decided to award intramural medals to the merits of their accomplishments aggressive style of play early in the pionships and it winners of this year's Winter have entitled them to, at least, a first period and maintained gong show throughout the rest of the match. Carnival tournament. Approxi- Hi degree of recognition. jj certain mately students took part. Well, you can be sure that Bus. 4 Elliot and Stenning each scored in 60 (because of their gluttonous appe- the opening period, while teammate \| We still need contestants the for tite to be recognized as the Penak netted final marker Strong boys Elliott, Dobb, Billard "^1 "champs") will be going all out to the veteran club. and Hume are invited to the Ist prize $203.49 I Bus. s's only goal came from II end the best two out of three game intramural banquet Monday, April tf 2nd prize $50.00 M series, this Sunday night. Catania. 4 in the T.A. In the first game of the In' the next game (Sunday night, Points were awarded in this "Barn") 6 I i, A sound system so unique it has to be heard II championship round, Bus. 4 nar- 10pm at the Bus. will be ashion: rowly defeated the Bus. 6 club, 3-1. out to reverse the situation against sr. Bus. 24 Arts 2 8 to be believed. fJm the somewhat over-confident Bus. 4 8 I It was their 15th game in succession 5r. Arts 10 Arts 1 Amateur Night every Tues. without a loss and allows them the club. Bus. 2 8 Bus. 1 6 1 <£> « "*|| Tuffy Knight points cont'd from page 10 towards the making of our Thanks again goes to all those Little House 172 Sr. Bus. 99 university team which is greatly that competed over the year and to Sr.Arts 134 Faculty 83 'appreciated. our faithful coach Ray Koenig. Willison Hall 128 Bus. 1 46 THE CORD WEEKLY

IN THIS ISSUE: Coffee consumption up— Torque Room profits Sitko's Arts win Intramurals New Commissioner of University Affairs and Director of BSA Uncle Wilfs stays closed Entertainment goes 'Rocky'

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