Thursday, September 20, 19?9 theCord Weekly Volume 20, Number 3

Davis tells universities to solve own problems

applied research to help Ontario Dr. Tayler said companies make example, WLU's grant would be industry and business. They could donations to help young people get based on 3000 students. If WLU also aid the government inplanning jobs. He will also be approaching accepts more students than this, it policies. alumni to make donations.

by Susan Rowe choice of a hearing by the Dean of student pay for his crime and learn The seven student members of the Students, Dean Nichols, alone, orby to live within the rules of the Dean's Advisory Council (DAC), the DAC. In the first case, the Dean university and society, rather than screened and appointed last April by consults the DAC, but there is no dismiss him. Personnel from WLUSU, met last Thursday to set appeal of the ruling; in the second administration and the"community, up their scheduleof meetings. Out of instance, appeal procedures are such as the president of WLU or the the sixty applicants, the seven allowed. RCMP often meet with the Council chosen were John Kuypers, David About two cases per month are to keep them in touch with the image Fowler, William Brasser, Michael dealt with by this confidential of students held in the community. Whitwell, Rebecca Cockerill, Hugh Council, and decisions are binding In turn, through the DAC, the Dean Nfcol and Steve Willert. on the office of the Dean of is tuned in to what is happening with The purpose of the DAC is to Students. The decision must be the students. serve as a disciplinary body for the unanimous, with five out of the The Dean finds that students are students, and it is unique to WLU. seven members having the vote on a tougher and more fair to other Acting on reports from Security, rotating basis. The powers of students thanadults would be. "I've the DAC makes recommendations discipline that the DAC holdinclude never known them, in the years to the president of the university a maximum fine of one hundred we've had the Council (since 1968), when necessary, and shares dollars plus damage costs, for to make a bad decision." decision-making with vandalism, and suspension or The DAC also serves as an appeal Security. infractions, When a student faces disciplinary dismissal for serious the board for WLUSU regarding measures for his actions, he has a DAC holds a positive philosophy, in governing procedure and its that they would prefer that the interpretation. No show

A T.V. appears to be missing from B3 lounge in Willison Hall. Twelve hours after the arrival of the T. V., which was not insured, it was Swimming Instruction expropriated by persons unknown. Dean Nichols, Dean of Students, Wilfrid Laurier University and Steve Hunter, the don on the floor, are hoping that the T. V. will Pool be returned soon, since no questions will be asked - the guys have gone three weekends without The Wide World of Sports and T. V. football games. Learn to Swim It will cost the floor $400 if the set is not returned. Tuesday, Sept. 25—Nov. 27 Dean Nichols is in touch with his students 7:30—8:30 p.m. Cost $8.00 Stroke Improvement Tuesday, Sept. 25—Nov. 27 7:30—8:30 p.m. Cost $8.00 Scuba Wednesday, Sept. 26—Dec. 5 bbl K'fl VAl Jpl p.m. $65.00 Bb■ Ft< Ma « B* BBj 5:30—8:30 Cost ■ s Hi .Bl ■ I PFT« i «"Bv £> Bl §v#l!U#ffiHow I*I tv VJ Si. BBJBpT v -v* ....„ 'b1BH ■■P*""*1■■I Register at theA thletic Department I before September 21 I _' ' —~

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bbW bbmw .^• k*Pvv- B"- *j«bb bWJ bL. IJSa ■* PRESENTS BBBJ IFm! fußftsr Bkaftvl K> .^fl Tonight, Thursday, Sept. 13 BJBb BJWiwi BBr 'jfln BB Rocky Howell Band mSv .^BBBe^BbI\^ssn Rum flavoured, Wine dipped. ADMISSION] P^'... I $200 $2 50 wlu students an others Coming Soon CrackapackofColts California Shooter Friday, Sept. 21 Sat. Sept. 22 along withthecards. 1 Radio Laurier ______Radio Laurier , Thursday, September 20, 1979 The Cord Weekly 3 Music faculty offers unique practicum by Karen Ainslie term, or whether a new Dean will be and at this time applications are still students to arrange positions, as well participate in the program, one must At the end of April of 1979, Dr. chosen. being received by the Vice-President as encouraging them to make be a third or fourth year honours Christine Mather completed her Dr. Mather decided however, at Academic. When he acquires as arrangements on their own. The student, have a good academic four-year term as the Dean of the end of her term, to accept a new many applications as he feels is arrangements are private between standing, and be able to arrange a WLU'S Faculty of Music. position as Executive Director of the sufficient the committee will the student and the employer as in suitable work placement. Some of Customarily at this time, a Victoria Conservatory of Music in reconvene. They will review the any other job.The enployment must the jobs students are involved with committee, consisting of the Vice- Victoria, B.C. As a temporary applications and a new Dean for the first be approved by the Music at this time include arts President Academic, the Deans of replacement, Dr. Gordon Greene, Faculty will be chosen, probably Faculty before being undertaken, management, performing, teaching, all the Faculties, and the elected another member of WLU's Faculty before the end of the fall term. however. church music, and accompanying. members of the faculty involved, of Music, was appointed Acting The Music Faculty also This co-op system, according to The Music Department hopes to would meet to decide whether the Dean until a new one is chosen. underwent another change this year Dr. Gordon Greene, has many involve future students in areas of incumbent will remain for another The position was thenadvertised. with the introduction of its new advantages. For one thing, the music publishing, radio stations "Practicum" program. The students do not lose touch with their (F.M. programming), and working program, developed by Dr. instrument, because they will not be with secondary school music Christine Mather, is designed as a absent from practicing and teachers. Employers in the combination work/study plan for instruction for four months in the :ommunity have been interested and Honours Music students. It is summer. The students will also not supportive, Dr. Greene says. organized so that after two full years have to take a summer job that may To date, the students involved of study, the student has the option hamper their playing ability in the have reacted favourably to the of working during the fall term of lus fall. The fall is a better time for a program, and at this point no real third year and/or the fall term of his work term, feels Dr. Greene, modifications are expected for next fourth year. The school year begins because a lot of music activity year's "Practicum". More May Ist, with a thirteen week study functions at this time that isn't participants are expected next year, term, when the students take the otherwise active in the summer and it is hoped the program will courses normally taken in the fall. There is also less competition for eventually grow to invoke about They are then able to work during jobs in the fall. This program gives twelve to fifteen students. the fall in a music-related job. while the student practical experience in "Practicum" is the only university continuing to study their private his or her chosen area of study as music program of its kind in instrument at the same time. The well. Canada, and for this reason. Dr. winter term remains as a regular "Practicum", which was Greene believes WLU will be study term. developed last fall, began with eight attractive to new students interested The Music Department helps the students in May. In order to in studying music.

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fflanmt "Never A XX ( 'MONDAY & TUESDAY \ FUN 'N' GAMES NIGHT BBMwlp£E^*Jbl in a relaxing atmosphere I » 7 ft. TV Pinball • Shuffleboard • Backgammon in the \, • • Ocean Queen 1 : JI. Nil 111..1 11J1111.1.1J....1 IN J.11.11.. I I ■ II".I' ."I'.. . * WEDNESDAY \ JAZZ Bluegrass aboard the With QUEEN OCEAN IPHPII "swHch*'nTymen .••turlna Pat Smith *SX!!•» me & All Granada locations are open daily from 9 AM to 9 PM, I o p.m. to i a.m. Bridgeport Lounge /i and Saturday till 6. Give us a call soon. We're listed in the Yellow Pages. WEEKEND ENTERTAINMENTS THURS.-FBI.-SAT. FRI. & SAT. Thurs.-Sat. in the in the Ocean Queen GRANADA & Bridgeport Lounge Rick Rathwoll Forever. 11|1«<1a l» Sa( afternoon Worry-Free Colour TV. IViao6 111 Jazz- Returns pm The Shade" 33^ 143King Street East, Kitchener 150Wyndham Street North, Guelph A "SWITCH IN TYMEV/ Convenient Parking 836-36Q0 VST4 LANCASTER ST. W., KITCHENER - 743-*33tJ 579-5900 4 The Cord Weekly Thursday, September 20, 1979 Editor .. Karen Kehn News The Cord Weekly is published by Student Publica- Editor Susan Rowe tions THE Sports Editor Joe Veit of Wilfrid Laurier University. Editorial opin- ions are independentof University, Entertainment Editor Beatrice McMillan the WLUSU and CORD Production Manager Scott Fagan Student Publications. The Cord reserves the right to Photo Technician John edit all articles and letters submitted to it. The Cord Pease a Manager Bruce Cunningham is member of the Canadian University Press co- Ad operative. WEEKLY Phone 884-2990, 884-2991 comment Lack of info Fees will go up indefinitely each year. In case any ofyou Frosh, or anyone else, hasn'tquite made it overto Ontario is Bth in funding. that large building right on theKing St. side of the campus, known as Universities will be short $222 million in 1983-84. the Athletic Complex (AC), it is a very nice-looking building, Aren't you glad that there is a big chance that you won't want to go to university in 1985? containing a large gym with facilities for basketball, volleyball and Well I guess we shouldn't worry too much. After all we have a strong, sturdy provincial government badminton, an Olympic-size swimming pool, squash courts and backing us. weight room, all for the use of the students. Part of your student Consider theirfirm stance on the university dilemna.There will be no promises to bail out a university, activity fee goes towards paying for and maintaining this service. and yet no school will go down the drain because of lack offunds. Sound wishy washy? I know the pun Twenty-five dollars to be exact. stinks but so does the government's policy or lack of it. When can these services be used, you wonder? That is a good With the huge underfunding statistic of$222 millionhanging over them, I think thegovernment should question. Although there are amply notices all overthe AC regarding begin a serious study of what they need to do to put universities back on their feet. intramural sports, lifeguards and swimming instruction, there is no Another of Premiere Davis's 'interesting' ideas is to encourage university grads to enter blue collar reference to when the pool is open to the general public or ifthere are jobs. times when the gym or other facilities are not accessible. There is also Don't get me wrong. I'm not putting down thosewho form the often invisible backbone ofCanadian nothing mentioned in any ofthe material passed outat Registration. A industry. I'm also not saying that a grad should be astounded if that's the only job he can get. schedule might be found in the Student Handbook which has not yet Now granted, one could go to university for "personal fulfillment". But couldn't one become been published. personally fulfilled on one's own at a much more sensible price. However, that is the only place that a schedule wouldbe found. This Speaking from my point ofview, if I was intending to work in a factory, I would goto college or forget makes it less likely thatanyone except those interested in intramurals secondary education altogether. -or swimming lessons, who know where to find information about The most interesting statement Davis made was: Solve your own problems. those things, will make use of the facilities. Which is rather unfair, Well, the government's our problem. Remember that during the next election. considering that everyone contributes equally to the service and it is P.S. If things keep up like this, don't plan on sending your kids to university. there for everyone to use. More advertisement of the pool hours and the other facilities at the AC would likely result in more use of the Complex. In previous years the pool hours were the only ones strictly limited, since the pool is reserved mornings and mid-afternoonsfor the use of the K-W area. About four hours per day were open to WLU students. * * * Due to the presence of more under age frosh this year than iiv Ladies and Gentlemen allow me to introduce you to the Comp/Set 510 Addressograph Multigraph previous years, because of the raising of the legal drinking age, an Varityper. In simple terms—our typesetter. interesting situation occurs. Like all computers, it is a very complicated and expensive piece ofequipment. For this reason, we have WLU campus (and, individually, the UW and Conestoga a pro working on it. Irene Neufeld, typesetter, has worked on the Tribune. She is presently campuses), are each covered under the Liquor Licencing Board, by a teaching another girl, Brenda Armstrong, all the tricks. And believe me there's lots of them. licence which covers the whole campus. This means that ifthere is an Sue, Bea, A special word of recognition goes to the editors and Joe. They have taken on a new and infraction at any place on campus, the whole of WLU loses their undefined duty as editors in this school-year. Each editor is responsible for the pasting-up ofhis or her licence. section. Since the age limit was raised, the chances are greater of a party or Now you probably have a mental image of all of us sitting here madly squeezing Lepages all over. pub being raided since it is known that many frosh could be underage, Let me describe the real picture. therefore more care must be taken regarding checking I.D.'s. Tricky story Each is one long stripoftyped papercalled a galley. It is theexact width oftlje columns you see on situation—when a floor in residence decides to have a floor party, if the front page. Each story must be cut to fit around pictures, ads, and other stories. half of the people there are underage. "Excuse me, if you aren't old To place the storyfirmly on the page, wax is applied to the back.Then the copy is pressed firmly on the enough, you'll have to drink ginger ale." paste-up page which is the exact size of this page. The pics and ads are applied in the same manner. Although campus security cannot go into rooms in the residences, When all the pages are completed, we send them to a Webman, a press in Guelph.They take a negative they can check the floors, which means the potential is there for of each page and print 3000 Cords for us. ■ someone to be caught illegally drinking, which means the loss of the Sounds easy? Then the description is erroneous. It takes over 20 hours of work by the editors, entire liquor licence. typesetters, and production manager. The three campuses are considered jointly under a closed licence As you can see this newspaper takes more work to put together thanit did last year. So maybe you could which considers all students inclusively but an infraction at one refrain from using it to line your bird cage. If you must use it, please do it with a degree of respect. campus does not affect the other two. Karen Kehn Susan Rowe letters

consider this act a prank and will use A special sign ofrecognition must all the resources in my power to find be given to the silent partners: our the stolen TV. I would also ask writers. Thank your for your time Missing TV anyone having information and your typing. regarding the stolen TV to please tell me and I will not reveal their names. In group living, such as I will also contact the local media, No residences, the lowest form of police, and our own security staff parking animal is the 'thief. This year we will get involved. Theft is one Due to a printing error in the were only here for three days till it practice I will not tolerate on this Parking Regulations and Facilities happened. On Friday, September campus and if there is no co- brochure 79-80, Parking Lot 18 has 7th, new T. V.'s had been rented for operation then I shall have no mercy been improperly designated as a the residence hall lounges and, or pity on those involved. Student Lot. This will remain a before the day had ended, somebody Fred Nichols Faculty—Staff Parking Lot and removed one T. V. set from B 3 Dean of Students Students are requested not to park in Willison Hall. I wonder if the thief this lot. The lot signs at each or thieves realize that the group location are correct not with- living on B 3 are responsible to the standing any printed matter which tune of $400.00. What a way to get Thankee might be distributed. initiated to residence life! Wes Robinson As far as I'm concerned, I would Director ofPhysical like to pursue the matter to the Oflcourse those most appreciated Plant and Planning fullest and, ifI do get into it and find volunteers who worked on thisCord I the person or persons responsible, I cannot go unrecognized. Old will deal with them severely. If they Again Carl Friesen helped in the AB are students at the University, I will darkroom producing some of the Photogs recommend dismissal from the pics herein presented. NHOr University as well as charge them in Maureen Killen used a paper clip I would Tike to invite those court with theft over $200 and a to clean our expensive waxer. (It persons who indicated an interest in criminal record will follow. worked!) She also very patiently doing photography for the Cord to a 3SV3d However, I have told the Don on pasted one-line corrections on copy. meeting today (Thursday, The tremendous this Armstrong Willison B3 that I would allow this typers week September 20, 1979) at 5 pm in the Brenda concentrates on typesetting week for the TV to show up and not were Deb Stalker (a renowned Cord office. a front page article. ask questions. If, by September helper for the Cord) and Kate J. Pease 28th, I have no results then I will not Harley (a new aspiring helper). Photo Tech Thursday, liplmiim M, 1979 The Cord W«*kly 5 separation Question of the Week Yawn more on Quebec by Jacki Cook by Scott McAlpine Levesque regime have resulted in According to public opinion polls, The "issue" ofQuebec separation severe problems that undermine its the separation of Quebec from the and the resultant national unity very credibility. rest of Canada is less popular now campaign in Canada are frequently To begin with, the economy of than it was immediately after the Is Laurier on its way to the mentioned topics in the media, al Quebec (which never was terribly election. The separatist faction must cocktail parties and in Torque viable on its own) has been crippled indeed doubt not only the sincerity College Bowl?? Room conversations. Ranking right by the mass exodus of the English- of Levesque but also his ability to up there in importance with this speaking professional class notably attain a separate Quebec. topical issue, however, are over the restrictive language policy Thirdly, by delaying the conversations about the origins of of the government. This, coupled referendum and indeed not even the universe, the high price ofbooks with the movement of various being certain about its wording, the and the potential for the Blue Jays to corporate head offices out of one-time enthusiasm over the issue Greg Barratt win the World Series. In general, Quebec, has led to what will prove to has been misplaced—if not lost 4th year Business people seem to be bored by such idle be a less diverse and hence weaker altogether. While the media still "Yes. If they don't get over- pondering and the separatism economy. The resource base of dutifully reports any new confident. They're passing this year, exception. "issue" is no Quebec's economy may soon be the developments in the issue, these are and the cheerleaders are cute." In 1976 then, Rene Levesque and only economic activity left in the few and far between and instead the the Parti-Quebecois defeated the province other than the massively media seemingly publishes the same Liberal regime of Robert Bourassa subsidized textile industry. things and the same comments time in Quebec. With victory came a However, the PQ (which is and time again. To some people, the promise by Levesque to hold a opposed to resource extraction constant harping of the media and referendum on Quebec separation without profit re-investment) may others over national unity is tedious within two years. It has been about even lose some of this sector as a at best. three years and the referendum on result of some of its policies. General apathy over the separation (or sovereignity Government control over the separatism issue as it now stands is association, as it is now called) has destination ofprofits as well as over not helped by the all too frequent not yet been held. the language of business can not cries of"Life is difficult in Quebec!" Bob Young This state of affairs leads one to but to scare away some new ofcherries help when life is not a bowl in Alumni 1975 question the sincerity of Levesque investment as well as lead to the the rest of Canada either. say ... Yeah. It's an all and his Party and their devotion to possible withdrawal ofsome existing Thus, while awareness of the "I'd so team, of the cause of separation. Perhaps investment. plight of the French in Quebec is around solid football most the defense is back from last year, Levesque merely utilized the Secondly, not only has Levesque evident, the matter has been flogged and got Scott Leeming. The "separation" platform as an seemingly alienated the English to death by the continuous they've that would it, is ideological appeal to the more speaking component of Quebec wimpering and sobbing of some and only thing guarantee if they still had Reid. radical elements of Quebec society society but he has also very likely the extreme Canadian nationalism in order to gain power. If this is the alienated the radical separatist of others. One can tire very easily of case, such political expediency and movement by delaying the emotional arguments that seem.to the resultant policies of the referendum as long as he has. I solve nothing. What they don't know, won't hurt us by Wigmore functioning at the time of the Mark was made around exam time when Jim In recent weeks, some observant few students had time to notice or decision and the WLUSU board McCutcheon Business students have noticed the care about most ofthe actions taken presumably was, it would only seem Professor construction under the present by the WLUSU board. logical (correct me, if I'm wrong) "Can a fish swim?" floors of the WLUSU building. Few, However, this decision was not a that the WLUSU board and its aptly if any, students know why this nickel and dimeproposition. Believe named Information Committee construction is going on. Until the it or not, the construction costs should have informed the students first Cord Weekly of the year, no money. Guess where that money concerning this big money decision. students knew why it was going on, comes from? I believe (correct me if As was said before, perhaps the except for the members of. the I'm wrong), some of it comes from decision was right. But no WLUSU board. It's even the students. "perhaps" about it, the students questionable whether they knew, Now perhaps the decision was should have been told. It's not that since they did not tell anyone. correct, perhaps our money is being we would have disagreed, it's the Granted, the decision concerning spent wisely, perhaps it was in "the fact that we didn't even get a chance the building (by the way, the bottom best interests of the students." to agree. Next time give us a chance two floors of the Student Union Perhaps, but it's still nice to know to agree or disagree, to cheer orboo, Bea McMillan building are being built) was made where your money is being spent and simply give us a chance to know. It's 4th year Honours Geography when it is being spent. always nice to know. / after the last issue of the Cord It's a little early to tell, but, going on Weekly last April. Granted too, it Since the Cord was not past records, I'd say yes. Ifluck stays ￿￿￿￿￿￿￿￿￿￿￿￿￿￿￿￿￿￿￿￿￿￿￿￿￿￿￿-a. with them they will and if they ¥ practise a little more. * Announcing *J t Calculator Day!! J Susan Rowe t Sept. 27/ 4th year Honours English } Of course we're going to win! We'll cream Western, and then go on to win the College Bowl. We have the best team—and, like my Editor tells me our guys have the cutest buns!

The Golden Hawk 2ndyear Bird Course exQS } "That's a dumb question. Ofcourse they are. We've got the biggest, I J meanest,, toughest, and the best ball all in-stock calculators InStrUmCntS * team in the country. * WLU Bookstore J I in the Concourse ...and me defense is as strong as ever, and our Loo/c for ourbooth in front of the Bookstore What can I say? Sitting here at half passing game is showing some real *J *J time with the score Laurier 11 promise. College Bowl—we're not Western 6, our running game and only going tobe there, we'regoing to 6 The Cord Weekly Thursday, September 20, 1979 Entertainment Max Webster Live at Lyric: Sept. 13

by Ross MacDonald Last Thursday's concert at the feature many of the bands standards The first time I saw Max Webster Lyric (the first ofthe two shows) and such as "Gravity", "Lip Service", perform turned out to be a rather which was apparently being "Here Among the Cats", forgettable evening. Their act was recorded for a live album, has to be Watkinson's "Let Go theLine", and rather amateurish and the one of the band's finest moments. the local favourite "The Party" musicians, while showing signs of Before a well behaved and very which found the crowd chanting: individual brilliance, seemed to lack knowledgeable crowd the band Cats in the bag any kind of musical direction as a made it a point of playing many of And the neighbours holler group. the crowd's favourites while paying This party's higher Well, times do change, and after special attention to their latest Than the Eiffel Tower last concert at the album, Million Vacations. Thursday's Lyric A The encore, "Hangover", has proclaiming From the opening of Theatre, I find myself notes become the Max Webster anthem, of "America Vein", it wasobvious that that Max Webster is presently one with its helter skelter lyrics and the few Canadian bands worth Mitchell and company would do Mitchell's crazy antics. It was (Fm one) their best bring the Lyric to its listening to-, being another to especially amusing to see Mitchell and that international stardom may knees. It was also apparent that and Myles strut across the stage like be very close. Mitchell is still the focal point ofthe a pair of doll-like wind-up toys. The of the band can be show, although hissoloing andstage progress Max Webster has finally achieved attributed some ways to the antics have become more limited. in the perfect and success change in personnel. The second song, "Oh War" from workin&unit has been long overdue. Paul Kersey, who played drums High Class in Borrowed Shoes, was In a day and age which has on the first album and is now with actually like a cross section of the become musically stagnant with the The Hunt, was replaced by Gary entire show, featuring Mitchell's likes of ELO, Doobies, etc., it is McCracken. Zappa-like guitar work, Watkin- comforting to know that bands like In turn, Mike Tilka, who is now son's synthesizer trimmings, the Max Webster still put some feeling an A and| R man with the band, powerhouse percussion of into their music and at the same relinquished his position to McCracken and Myles' fluid bass time, manage to enjoy what they're Dave Myles. bottom end. Add this the white to doing. These changes have added a new lights and the effect is nothing less dimensionto the band's sound, both than stunning. Editor's Note: Perhaps the Lyric will live and on record. McCracken is This formula has become Theatre become a local rock bad, one of Canada's most respected Webster's ticket to success. The palace. The sound isn't all that musicians and along with Myles, music has changed very little since the viewing area is excellent and if provides the strong rhythm section the second album but instead has any future concerts could be as well that perfectly compliments Kirn become more polished. organized as last Thursday's, the possibility Mitchell's and Terry Watkinson's The remainder of the concert of other concerts should guitar-keyboard interludes. be considered. Max Webster lead guitarist. Kirn Mitchell. DISC-COVERY by Neal Cutcher lyrics which are the most interesting "They could not so much as bring aspect of the album. Even with the themselves to say we're just a lot of lyric sheet included it is difficult to Cheap heels, a bundle ofpre-destined understand. The lyrics are left up to failures / could not even comfort one's own interpretation. The mood themselves with the thought that life of this band seems to be one of was a gamble" confusion. The futility of fighting Jean-Paul Sartre. the inevitably defeated battle seems *** This quote appears on the back to be the overall theme.This is a first of the Skids debutalbum "Scared to rate British New Wave album, Dance", (Virgin V2116). "Scared to There is only one word which Dance" emphasizes a strong beat *** describes the Supertramp album and unforgettable hooklines and "Breakfast in America": boring. unmistakable vocals. But it is the

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This is a new column which we Entertainment Editor, The Cord, plan to feature each week. If you WLU. We have a mailbox slot in the have any rebuttals please don't Cord Office, open anytime. Feel free hesitate to write us care of: The to exercise your views.

They Shrink. Howick pants arepure cotton. Saving pennies a pairwith Applications are now being They'll shrink a little in the polyester does a lot for their wash. But when you put them annualreports, accepted for the fall term, back on, the seat will stretch Howick, on the other hand, is II \ back into shape. Your shape. a Canadian-owned company Howicks mould to the curves of still small enough to care about 1978-79, StudentSecurity your body. fit. And we'rea success. We II Some larger companies use learned long ago that we do ||i Force. Applicants should polyester, a plastic-based fibre more forour bottom line by that costs less than cotton. doing more for yours. I apply in writing to Mr. John Karr, Business Manager, I WilfridLaurier University II Student Union. SHOWICK The fitting choice in jeansand cords Thursday, September 20, 1979 The Cord Weekly 7 Howell to appear tonight

Why The Precision Haircut Might Be Right For You. If you hate the way your haircut disappears the day after, come to Command Performance where we in precision haircut. The Rocky Howell Band specialize the Precision haircutting is our technique for cutting by Bea McMillan the hair in harmony with the way it grows. So. as A Kitchener-based group, The The other members of the band, Bill i hey are sure to play some it grows, it doesn t lose its shape And because the Rocky Howell Band, which has McFarlande on base, David Wright Supertramp this evening as well. hair is cut to fall naturally, you don t have to keep become more worldly lately on lead guitar, Jamie Conivets on They have appeared in the Turret fussing with it Usually a shake of the head does it. keyboards, Grant The precision haircut with shampoo and blow- travelling to Europe, will be playing and Haywood on before and because of their success costs percussion from dry just fourteen dollars for guys and gals. in the Turret tonight. Richard came a band called have been booked again. So, if you We also offer permanent waves, coloring, frosting Howell, or "Rocky" is the lead Wizzard. As their name suggests the are in the mood for a little blues...or and conditioning No appointment is needed, just singer and guitarist of the group, Rocky Howell Band plays rock if you want to chase the blues away, come in. And you II see that precision is right having experience from the lead in including tunes by Genesis, The drop on up to see, hear and feel for you Major Hoople's Boarding House. » Moody Blues, and . "Rocky". «~ ■ - * . -» Command Performance «. » MARKET SQUARE MALL "A Touch of Class" KING & FREDERICK, KITCHENER 1979 First International Services Corp by Sandy French the Blue Jays, manage to keep us Trademark in Canada of First International Services Corp Before I write anything, I must laughing throughout the picture. categorically state that I thoroughly The script is excellent. It has to be dislike George Segal. Since "A if Segal is in it, and the obvious Touch of Class" co-stars Segal corny catastrophies turn out to be opposite Glenda Jackson I had delightful exchanges between a previously made up my mind that I dynamic actress and her co-star. was going to dislike the movie. It wouldn't be fair to heap all of Unfortunately, because I love to be the praise on this movie because it critical, I was pleasantly shocked by does fall short in some instances. this film. Although the dialogue is funny it The basic plot centres around does tend to get repetitive. Very few Segal and Jackson whoare having a new innovations are used as far as love affair. The twist is that Segal is problems that hinder our dynamic married and has as many ways of duo go. Although they work slipping out for an evening as the sufficiently well together, a few Argos have of blowing a 30 point unique ideas would have brought lead. The couple start out their this movie up to a three star rating. Motor Hotel romantic fling in Spain, but the Finally, (picking) Segal is weak. B enjoyment they hoped to share was Without the overpowering presence 871 Victoria St. N. 744-3511 D left somewhere in London, England. of Jackson we would have had ■J" - The pair are persistently plagued by exchanges between warm milk and incredible turns of events: a wife soggy bread. H In Centre Stage B who wants to tag along, a not so I must say, however that in spite good friend who does, a typical of these minor shortcomings the Spanish car and a muscle spasm just movie does please us witn class— when you don't need it. These and that's what it's all about en- H LIVERPOOL B atrocities, that wouldn't even plague tertainment with a touch of class!. . . ■H Saturday U Great Imposters H Lfl Next Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday KJ North ofthe Border QI (Bluegrass) QHI Next Thursday ■■ McLean & McLean Q Nexf Friday & Saturday Q U Good Brothers M LJ Comin'Soon PI Ken Tobias Q Next Tuesday DAILY ENTERTAINMENT LJ Mon & Tues —Pro Am Slflp Nights kgH W.d.— Variety Amateur Night plus Drinking Contests W J Next week's movie for Tuesday has the titlerole ofa young wife with IL-ffll Thurs—'50's Rock I Roll Night ■■!■■ night, September 25, is Emmanuelle. the freedoms to pursue all kinds of "Danceyour pants otf" HflH Master of Ceremoniesand Disc Jockey French authoress Emmanuelle sexual adventures. HH| DAVID LODGE Arsan wrote by Always lots ofcontests and lots ol tun the 1957 novel Screenplay Jean-Louis NO COVER CHARGE ij (supposedly) about her affairs as the Richard favours all sorts of sexual wife of a diplomat stationed in freedoms. PB The Arcade Room *^a Bangkok. The novel, banned by the Director Just Jaeckin includes a >Mt TV Screen-Pool Tables-Pool Tournaments ©very Saturday-Plnball Machines dc Gaulle regime, became an under- couple of sight gags and a pretty The Starlight Lounge ground best seller and the film Eastman coloured look at Thailand. version has been a hit throughout Yves Rousset-Rouard produced NOCOVERCHARGE ■■ Europe. and Pierre Bachelet did the music Dutch actress, Sylvia Kristel, 21, and the title song. The Cord Weekly Thursday, September 20, 1979 8 Julius Schmid would like to give you some straight talk about condoms,rubbers, sheaths, safes, Ftench letters, storkstoppers.

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by Paul M. Vella complimented many of the numbers The official Thursday opening of with his keyboard arrangements and the Turret presented a Toronto superb interjections of saxaphone based band presently known' as pieces throughout different parts of "Panama". The one and a halfyear the evening. Lead and rhythm old band has performed as far west guitars carried the framework of a as Winnipeg with most oftheir work great deal of the original tunes, with being in the circuit between Michael McDougall having as much Montreal and Toronto. The music fun producing the sounds as the nicely reproduced by the band audience did dancing to them. included tunes ranging from Frank The band has just undergone two Zappa to the Beatles, with a few major steps in its career. The softer tunes by Steely Dan being members have just completed some dispersed throughout the evening. studio work with Dianne Almost forty percent of the music Heatherington entitled "Heather- played consisted of original tunes, ington Rocks", but one should note many of which had the ever popular that the band has also changed its 'raggae beat' pulsating to the name to 'Blind Date', the name surface. Most of these tunes were which they use on the album. This quite well done, until the latter part album should be an interesting one of the evening when some selections as the band has the making ofa good A dynamic moment seemed to drag on. studio band. The reproduction of tunes suchas Even though the band played disappointed at what they heard f 1 Allan Parson's "I Wouldn'tWant to exceptionally well, the responses (even though the dance floor was i1 Be Like You" were copied with that one heard from the crowd usually full). The band was a relative ease, as members such as differed greatly. Those that enjoy pleasure to listen to, but if one were Sandy Chocinov (electric bass), the progressive style of music, like looking for a night filled with energy Gary Taylor (percussion) and Ron that of Steely Dan, raved about the and excitement, the Turret wasn't Reid (piano and synthesizer) made it excellence of the band, while others the place to be as many individuals HURON COUNTY difficult to distinguish their versions that prefer the 'raunchier'rock and chose to stand in the isles and discuss from the originals. Leonard Shaw rock type of music seemed their summer vacations. BURSARY Interested people must apply immediately Applications will be received for the Huron County Bursary. Only residents of Huron

Michael McDougall in the lead County are eligible to Burton Cummings at U ofW apply. The University of Waterloo's U ofW campus. Ticket are $7.00 tor Wheels, in Kitchener. Federation of Students is bringing students, $8.00 for others, and are If you manage to miss him, he is Applications may be obtained from Burton Cummings to their campus, $9.00 at the door so if you buy in on a tour throughout Ontario and Office, ground Saturday, September 22. The advance you are ahead. The tickets appears in Guelph on the 23rd of the Student Awards recording star sold over 100,000 are available at three locations: September. The University of floor, Student Services Centre. copies of his last album. The 31 year Federation of Students Office, U of Guelph will give you further details old Canadian has been known for W; Forwell's Super Variety upon request. his lead in the group The Guess (Waterloo); and at Records on Who. Some top songs of Cummings since he has been on his own include "Break it to them Gently"and "My Own Way to Rock". Last month he drew a crowd of 18,000 at the Canadian National Exhibition. Burton Cummings hosted the Juno awards last year. Get The doors open at 7:30 in the Physical Activities Complex on the BUYERS GUIDE TO a little FACTORY OUTLET Southern Comfort. OOUlfldTl —Famous Brands Enjoy it straight-up. J^S11 Dacks, Arrow, Bauer, etc. On the rocks. Or stirred, eXDOSUTe. I J Over 80 Ontario locations shaken, even blended with I M| J f to Save. * Send $3.00 to: Booklet L2, Box 2173 Cambridge, Ont. N3C 2VB f —i NEED CONFIDENTIAL HELP? LEGAL AID DEPARTMENT 2nd Floor S.U.B. Mon.-Thins. I0ani-4pni Iridrtv 10 >iiii-2 pm 884-5330 10 The Cord Weekly Thursday, September 20, 1979 Segarini opens up on Pop At one by Bea McMillan point, keyboards player Wackers and moved on to join up music, would you sense the vein of down some of that imported brew. Drew Winters "She's'a number one laz-z-z-y and Segarini had a with The Dudes. His style has seriousness. The Federation of Students sure She's so big—she's so wide duet. Together with the rest of the changed (I'm glad to say) along with The only real gripe against the picked a good band and gave away Ya' know way out from nowhere band consisting of Mark St. Denis Pop music which the crowd present evening was that there were very some albums during the show, as ...so-o-o crazy." on guitar and vocals; Phil Angers on seemed to crave Saturday night. long lineups at the two bars in the Segarini continued to "open the lid Bass; Mark Bronson on percussion Segarini himself enjoyed the evening room. But this did not hamper the on Pop". These lyrics pont out only a few (A Torontonian); and Peter Kashur stopping in "mid-musical stream" band who took occasion to swill comments Bob Segarini let loose on on guitar (from Thundering to say, "We've played many student Saturday night at the Waterloo Thunder Bay), the harmonious pubs the last few weeks...but this is Motor Inn. Not only did the art ( musical talents of the group were the best...lt's nice to see everyone prove that he is a guitarist, noticed. Many straight musical dance...to a white band..." and composer, and a producer of line numbers were evidence of their added, "That'll sink in later". music but that he is one ofCanada's complimentary ability. So the night went, up to a point top Pop Stars. There remained throughout the where everyone joined in on With curly dark hair and a low evening a basic base beat to the 'Juvenile delinquents .. that we all gruff voice the thirty-three year old danceable music as Segarini went are." Of course this was all light from fast to slower pieces full of hearted. Isn't that . manouvred to bring out the best of what Pop is all Pop in songs like "Don't Believe a cynical lyrics (many which about? It was humorous, fun, Word I say", and an old wave-new unfortunately were lost in the harmonious and direct all rolled wave originals. music). The Toronto-based together. Segarini himself feels he is "Hey La Dc, La Dc" brought the musician did manage to express the continuing on from where the audience to the dance floor where vision which his latest album Beatles left off...mind you it is not there was barely enough room to released in March is titled..., "Gotta "Beatle Music" per say, but it is the move. This song was reminiscent of have PoP". Segarini began the direction it was going. Only if you the years when Segarini was known Canadian circuit nine years ago in wanted to bother reaching down for his cult following. Montreal as a member of The under the catchy tunes of Segarini's Exhibition of Drawings The UW Arts Centre Gallery show will run until September 30. Admission to gallery events is free of charge and everyone is welcome. Sort Rick Pottruffs recent exhibitions have been in London, England, #2 Brantford and Toronto. He is a frequent contributor to the magazines Canadian Forum and Quest, and was awarded an Ontario Arts Council Individual Artist Deep Dish Grant for 1977-78. "A drawing is a handmade idea in a time when it would appear easier to send out for one," says Rick Pottruff. He sensed the irony of his "handmade" Ammmr I - intricate drawings in a mass- production, multi-disposable world, a worldfull ofviolenceand powerful machine imagery realistically captured by television and photography. Phyllis Waugh, a resident in Kitchener has meticulous, carefully considered compositions from perfectly ordinary things, viewed in a slightly peculiar way. The phrase "odd little corners" appropriately describes not just her choice of subject matter but her feeling for composition as well. Most of her pencil drawings are faithful, photographic representations ofreal objects, but they are not copies of photographs. Their realism is tempered by ranging degrees of abstraction and ambiguity to allow for expansion of meaning and interpretation. The UW Arts Centre Gallery is located in the Modern Languages building at the University of Waterloo. Gallery hours are from 9 regular price then receive a second pizza (ofcomparable i|(Ul|'i' a.m. to 4 p.m. on Monday to Friday if miniHlllllr \\A\™ii*^^^^W^ and 2 to 5 p.m. on Sundays. Penfriends: for your free deep-dish pizza. Offer good until September Be sure to ask for Worldwide/ 30, 1979on dining room orders only. your university discount card. Indiawide, personalised introduction, either sex. This coupon and the purchase ofany j For free information JL contact: ww j. Frank Vetere's original deep-dish entitles bearer to receive Mrs. Zanina, Wm\"W*W pizza, one Post Box 1 O ■ J free pizza ofcomparable value. Visakhapatnam 530001 - ■ Offergooduntil September 30, 1979 India m on dining room orders only. Be permissive. Let your baby live. For help during j pregnancy S und H() We'll feed you better than mother. *• <-* "'' call WATERLOO University Aye. and Weber Birthright I 579-3990 Thursday, September 20, 1979 The Cord Weekly 11 High Notes by Bea McMillan the night off down the midway If you had the money to literally trying to figure out what the trick throw away or had the opportunity was to each booth—in other words to sucker someone into paying your how to win ... or how the booth way to the Western Fair last owners could lose. I failed to see weekend, then you were sure to have anyone win those big prizes a great time. Ifyou had to fork your suspended over everyone's nose. savings over like some of us then all Then when we saw some people you could do was grin andbearit for walking around with them we the evening. thought they were probably paid to First offyou had to dole out three do so or else paid top dollar trying to bucks, not for admission to a show win the stuffed stuff. or to a concert, but to get through Don't let me mislead you though, the gates to see mobs of bodies because we did have a good time, but competing for midway space. Next, I attribute this to the company I was STRIP NIGHTS I after realizing that everything was in. worth "so many" tickets, myfriends The Western Fair really ispopular and I headed for the issuing booth. throughout North America ... I What a deal. "Hey, 48 tickets for heard that a bus load of senior HUGGYS VARIETY SHOW l only ten dollars", sounded great. I citizens fromsome winky-dink place thought this would last the night, in the United States come up for it until we found out that every ride every year. was about four coupons each per Actually I should not be person. We didn't see anything complaining because when my own worth one coupon only .. anyway home town has its fair in a week I'll uflljj 6 Bridge St. W., Kitchener - 744-6368 JUIJj .we gave in at this point. and be praising the Western Fair in .headed. for the Holiday Bounce , one comparison. After all, I was told I of my favourites, at least it used to should go to the Central Ontario be. No wonder there was no lineup Exhibition (COE) here in Kitchener for that ride. Once you got on you anyway. went around one turn before the middle wheel would budge .. the one that makes it a worthwhile.ride. Two more turns and the ride stopped, so it seemed we justgot on This semester smarten up your to get off. It took a while to get look with some Ooh La La by through my thick skull but we came IV to the conclusion that the long mW Le Culottier. lineups were for the good rides. So WmW\ we had a bright idea to line up for S eXtja The Zipper, the longest waiting line ■ h Ld Ld the fdSn n there. Now this is a good ride ... if II 11111 II you°°set when' you set into our'° you don't mind being caged up, but fl unfortunately for us we had waited 4» denim and cord jeans. It's the 45 minutes too long andwe ventured pleats and to a less crowded event. I won't even IJFI I the cisarette less mention it. and the turned and rolled up We did hit upon some goodies though; the roller coaster was short cuffs we save you lons before and sweet, and the Pirate Ship looked like a glorified swing set. anyone else. It's the originality Never let your eyes deceive you and the quality and the though ... it was much more sensa- J?H tional. We recouperated around the Casino tables and walked therest of ...to be Thursday, September 20

*Rocky Howell Band in the Turret.

*7:oo—Waterloo Safe Water Society—organizational meeting at UW Arts Lecture Hall, Room AL 113. Friday, September 21

*CBC radio presents Canada on Record at 2:00 on Recalling the 1956 Pipeline Debate.

Saturday, September 22

￿Burton Cummings at the UW Physical Education Complex—put on by Fed. of Students.

*Last day of Open House at the Art Gallery; 43 Bendon St., Kitchener. Sunday, September 23 *K.W. Art Gallery features Gordon Rayner on "Retrospect". Monday, September 24 *Noon hour Luncheon—U of W., guest Hugh Mackinnon on "Pope Leo IX. Lunch $1.00. Phone 743*0271 Tuesday. September 25 •Gilbert and Sullivan Society— apen meeting 7:30 p.m.—Kitchener Public Library, 85 Queen St. N., Kit. Wednesday. September 26 V j| Caron Lt6e. •Quarterback Club at the Golden ■ M m Batiscan, Quebec Earing above the Ali Baba in Waterloo during football season. Highlight pictures to be shown. WeeWy Thursday, 20, 12 The Cord ttmUmmur 1979

Hawks 28 Mac vs Hawks MustangsSPORTS 19 Friday

Hawks Emerge Victors Over Mustangs

FRIESEN CARL BY PIC Mike Graffi (52), Rich Payne (55), and Gerry Ruth (17), In hot pursuit of slippery Western running back Neville Edwards. by Joe Veit number of times stopping the unchanged until Billy Burke caught time and again when they were offense was unable to get untracked This past Saturday with the Mustangs on a third and inches a pass from Scott Leeming with less unable to carry the ball in for the at all in the fourth quarter and if it Hawks amassing a total offense ol situation and Jack "the sack" Davis than two minutes remaining in the major scoreafter thedefense had left hadn't have been for a beautiful 71 only 219 yards and allowing 453 picked up one of his many sacks of half. "The defense won the gamefor them with an excellentfield position. yard touchdown run by Bob Stacey yards to be gained against them, Mustang quarterback Paul Ford. us," according to Burke who gave However Graffi was finally able to on an interception, the outcome of coach Newbrough was not very Also in this first quarter, running credit to his defensive team mates break the jinxand score on a 4 yard the game might have been very pleased and felt that they did not back Paul Falzon, who along with for time and time again leaving the run. With the point after being different.'';Before Stacey's p\Ay up to their potential. This is a Bernie Pickett replaced Bill Burke offense with good field positioning. successful, the Hawks were in front interception, the Mustangs- had fact that I'm sure the whole team in the wishbone, while "Burkey" It looked as though the half was 21-6 and the third quarter ended moved to within two points of the realizes and all I can say is that it's, filled in for the injured Hawk Phil going to end 11-3 in favour of the with this being the score. Hawks as a result of a touchdown going to be very interesting on Colwell, had two successive runs of Hawks. However, a rough play In the fourth quarter the whole pass to Brian Fortune. The Friday night if the Hawks decide to 15and 14 yards respectively. Falzon penalty called against the Hawks led team seemed to let up a little with the Mustangs did not die but continued perform up to their capabilities performed superbly in his first game to a successful Western field goal to offense feeling the defense would to fight until the final whistle when against McMaster. of the year rushing for 77 yards. narrow the margin to 11-6. continue to hold Western therest of Potter was stopped on the goal line. The Hawks startedoff on the right At 2:59 of the second quarter In the second half Leeming the way and the defense feeling the As Bill Burke said, "You can bend foot opening up a 4-0 first quarter Western got on the score board as exploded for a 39 yard rushing play game had been won. Western but you can never break lead on a single and a 40 yard field the result of a 16 yard field goal by but was kept pretty well in check At about the three minute mark of them, just like us." It was a big win goal by Jerry Gulyes. The first Ford. Falzon exploded for a 33 yard throughout the rest of the game. the fourth quarter the mustangs for the Hawks and though they did quarter was penalty free and gain on a quarter back option from Gulyes connected with a 15 yard scored their first touchdown of the not play one of their better games, defensively action packed. The Leeming. The defence dominated field goal to put the Hawks on top game as running back Potter they still collected the crucial two Hawks defence came up big a the quarter with the score remaining 14-6. The Hawks were frustrated scampered over the line. The Hawks points.

FRIESEN CARL BY PIC Hawks safety, Bob Stacey (22) in one of his finer moments. Thursday, September 20, 1979 The Cord Weekly 13 Women in Action GOLDEN WORDS by JaneEllenor dates and schedules will be is now announced in the A.C. There seems "This team has the most ability, composure and depth of any team I've ever played on." These are the The men's football team not the only team in action at to bea lot ofkeeners for this team,so words of Jerry Gulyes, a five year veteran of the Golden Hawks football team, who makes his Laurier; the women's varsity squads you should start practising now if contribution with his foot, as kicker and punter. This young man has had excellent years at WLU, being season filled you are serious about making it. voted to the all-Canadianall star team a couple of times and participating in the CanAm bowl in Florida are revving upfor a new If you are perhaps only semi- last year. He made it quite clear that he is not back playing football for personal glory, but because he with improvement and consequent- serious and enjoy playing wants to contribute as much as he can to the team effort and see the Golden Hawks win theCollege Bowl. ly, more victories. Both the volleyball and basketball badminton for fun, come out to the The Oakville native, who already holds a degree in Economics, is notSolely in this area to play football had a promising batch of gym anytime. There is a planned and up grade his courses but is also taking flying lessons at Waterloo-Wellington Airport. teams practice this Tournament for women on Wed. After attending the training camps of the Toronto Argonauts and the Calgary Stampeders in the rookies show up at tryouts day Oct. 31 7:30 Sign for summer of 1978, Jerry had pretty well resigned himself to the fact that he was not going to make a career week. The started only a at pm. up a ago, so if anyone feels she would like night of competition in the A.C. by out of playing football, and thus has set his sights on the air. After spending hours and hours watching just Fri. Oct. 26th. For the squash footballs fly through the air, Jerry has decided that like his father, brother, and uncle before him, he too to try for a place on either team, Rodney (for B-ball) players, a one-night singles tourney wants to be in the air as a pilot for Air Canada. He is presently completing his private pilot's license and contact Melanie or Marion Leach (for V-ball) at the will be held on Wed. Nov. 7th. Sign plans to work towards his commercial license afterwards. "I'd be a fool not tojump on the bandwagon," Athletic Complex. Laurier is always up by Oct. 31. he said in response to why he wanted to become a pilot, and so he would. anyone can see, If you happen to know anyone in the ill-informed, ignorant group ofpeople who thinkthatall football interested in new talent. As there are lots players are just big, dumb, animals, who walk around saying "Da" all day, then I urge you to introduce If you're not as talented as you of sports to get involved in at any think, ability them to a player like Jerry, or for that matter, any of the Hawk football players, and find out howwrong or if you think you are not as level of competition, and fun. their misconception is. talented as you are, put your name Check the A.C. or call Marion (or team) Leach for info on Syncro Jerry was not at the top ofhis game against Western on Saturday, but you can rest assured that during an entire in for Intramural the victory celebrations following the College Bowl, we'll all be saying in retrospect, "I'm sure glad Jerry Volleyball on Wednesday nights. Swimming, Yoga, Disco and decided to come back to Laurier." It's "good" competition, yet fun. Ballroom Dancing, Beginner's Squash and Tennis, Broomball, etc., So in a few years down the road when you're flying Air Canada, ask the pretty littlestewardesswho the For those women more adept at If out, pilot is; she may just say Captain Jerry Gulyes. raquet sports, the tennis tryouts are etc... any girl wants to get get being held on the campus courts some exercise and meet friends, the tonight (Thursday). Badminton programs and teams in the Athletic ***** hasn't officially started yet, but Complex will meet her needs. A special thanks goes out this week to Jimand Sue for helping out a strandedand helpless sports editor last Friday, when during our torrential downpour his car diedat the intersection ofKing and University. (Most humiliating!) Big Jim gave me a tiand in pushing the beast, it's really a lovely car, (I think so 475 Nort C\ GT-m. ri r Klnfl ". Waterloo anyway) off the road and out of trouble, while Sue took the timeand effort to give me a boost, though the battery would not co-operate. The doctor's diagnosis was, however, thatI needed a new battery. So be it sucker, seventy bucks down the drain. But the important thing here to rememberis not thefact that it was Luncheon 11:30 to 2 p.m. a new battery I needed for my car or the fact that it cost me seventy hard earned (?) dollars and blew my Licensed under L.L.8.0. budget. What is significant is that two individuals gave of their time and energy to help out someone in You must be 19 or over to need. Thanks a lot Sue and Jim. You're great sports!!! enter the Pickle Cellar. Entrance on north side ol building

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L-sFTEakVurgßrJLwiNcq« ■§■ EN* No limit on quantity Sept. 30 Offer expires Availableatanylocation. Weekly 14 The Cord Thursday, September 20, 1979 Soccer Sports Comment Anyone? by Chip McBain three niave lads expected the ticket by Joe Veit P.T. Barnum must head prices to be similar to those in There has been desire expressed in Western's school of economics. At Guelph the previous week. One the past about forming a varsity least Barnum seems to have dollar. Why shouldn't Western soccer team, however, it never really influenced the pricing of tickets at charge the same as Guelph? After got off the ground. This year, the m the disco Western this previous Saturday. all, the results for both would be the case was quite different. A couple of ■ open Four dollars and four fifty are out- same...Defeat. eager students sat in the line during 7 nights a week rageous prices to charge at varsity The three travellers arrived in registration and asked anyone Sunday Disco * football games. Most students can London and were shocked to realize wishing to participate in varsity I Dinner 1 just afford to not soccer to sign their name. No less for $5.00, you get eat and no more. With that one of them could afford to ■ a smorgasbord m prices this high, how can students enter the game. Unwilling to than 111 men and 31 women signed M dinnerplus dancing! m afford the joy of watching the concede to the forces of windfall up, quite astounding figures. After Mustangs be defeated? prophet, the three dashed to the car having a general meeting Barry If we meet Western in the and forsakingf life and limb, raced Lyon had the numbers down to 40 playoffs, I plan to be among the home to the T. V. Fortunately, they interested and enthusiastic young 'Waterloo Aw Western section selling hollow arrived in time to watch the second men. The girls, unfortunately will /fffaft watches and '78 calanders. half. have to stick to intramural soccer, as Where, you may ask, does the It is my sincere wish that in the there is no varsity league for them to incentive for my rage lie? The story future, Western bring their ticket play in. The team has been working of woe rest out this past week for I began Saturday morning as prices in line with the of the in preparation three loyal Hawk fans jumped in a league. their first exhibition game today car and sped off to London. These against Brock. On the 25th,they will play Conestoga, the 27th McMaster and Oct. 4 Guelph,all ofwhich take place out of town, for at the present they do not have the use of a soccer field. They are hoping that they can prove to be competitive and that next year they can play in regular season varsity action. If you are interested in trying out for this team, give Barry Lyon a call at extension I Kitchener-Waterloo I 217. ISymphony Orchestra I JV's Defeat Music Director and Conductor Sheridan The Junior Varsity Hawks llFriday Night Concert! defeated Sheridan College of Oakville 17-6on Sunday in Oakville. at Humanities Theatre, UW Jim Taylor quarterbacked the J- V's to a first half 10-0lead with lan I Special Student Prices! I Dunbar kicking a field goal and Mark Campbell scoring from 7 I Guest artist I yards out. Dunbar added the convert. John Hannivan quarterbacked the Hawks in the second half and was 5-6 in the passing department RONALD yards. I I for 70 Lanny Clive scored the major on a 5 yard run, Dunbar added the convert. TURINI The stubborn defensive unit was I I led by Paul Hetherington, Mike I World-famed pianist I Trish and Fred West.

Kelsey Jones Miramichi Ballad Rachmaninov Paganini Variations Brahms Serenade No. 1 Friday, Sept. 28 Bill lltaJiPIK 111 111 Also, Saturday,Sept. 29, Sunday, Sept.3o jus 8 p.m. Humanities Theatre,UW tninii cms iiiiiin in iii $5.00to $9.50 ■ i«rtta min ik in Milmi $1.50 discount for students I i,«I »l[lllll These concerts sponsored by Mutual Life of Canada !««l.lllJKi-.lilS "* BNK OK43fi *: •m<<*a ass iShSJvStTBI "it**, ViAj?N6? BCOS O A Wjrr>#r Commun.cAtion* Company QfiScBEESflMl Of AM Ot o« pvtm (MONTY) IV INFORMATION: 8863850 /\\ 1979 on PICTURES LTD ALL RIGHTS RESERVED Symphony Office, 56 King St, N.. Waterloo. UW Box Office: Ak VZmW lfcSs 254 Modern Languages fyflmw Starts Friday, Sept. 21 University of Wateroo rSsAmr^ Af\I M* ■ ■ A Two shows nightly I -imP il/i A 7:00 pm and 9:00 pm Wl I m ■■IffloW Matinee Sat. and Sun. ACROSS FROM MARKET SO, KIT. 745-7091 at 2 pm Thursday, September 20,1979 The Cord Weekl 15

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by Joe Vet Weekend results in the 0.Q.1.F.C.: Toronto 25 Windsor 23 Waterloo 40 McMaster6 York 15 Guelph 0 Carleton 35 Bishop's 1 McGill 34 UQTR 1 Ottawa 28 Concordia 15 * * * Congratulations goout to last year's sports editor Gerry Huddleston, and basketball writer JohnKastner, who have both managed to secure jobs in Bul^^Jß^B^^.v^^^^Epalßr-^p^fe^'^^'j^: ■•■:" -:s■■:;?:■ :?.v£ssi>i&i BwpS^#^%# the newspaper business. Hud as Eszils sports editor of a weekly paper in Smith Falls and John as a sports writer in his home town with the Stratford Beacon Herald. So you want to be a sports writer, come on up and see me in the Cord office. * * * tB RSHIw a «f '■ ■■ HBtM&Sea^&v?? Former Laurier football great Jim Reid has been lost to the Hamilton Tiger-Cats for the remainder of the season as a result of an injury m *sH mcmmt^^^^l^^^^■ 'ifl SBtwH SskPesK Kls Uj mamh^^mmmtiSo-JMmm,':-)!?*'1 JB«*sK^iftife« incurred against the Ottawa Roughßiders. Best wishes for a speedy recovery Jim, and we're looking forward you putting the to %§;■ v».., \jß mm Steel City on the next year. AmmJh\ mwmK&-H'S f\ , ««b map - v ..■..■■«•■■•■'-'''''■■; ■■ ■Taos w •^^'fc■ j- -i_ ju** jL.'f ■ $ffff mM &&!&£ * * * ' When asked her capsule comment on the football game, cheerleader Bey Grey said "the offense and the defense were super," to which her fellow cheerleader, Malia Johnston echoed, "Yes, and Bob Stacey's legs had tremendous potential on his superb trot to the end zone."

* * * This coming Monday, Sept. 24th, Laurier's golf team, coachedby Don Smith, will compete in the Waterloo Invitational GolfTournament to be held at the Conestoga Golf Club. The team has already held qualifying rounds and has been out on the golf course practicing their drives and putts whenever possible. Best of luck on the 24th, and throughout the rest of the season. Art ofGpldenHoldinl » The * * Hold. After reading this excellent sports Number 37. The Spike section have you decided to become a sports writer? Yes, no, maybe? a smooth Golden Well come on up to the cord office When it comes to holdiri good and give it a try. some people think anything goes. PIC BY PAUL VELLA THE CORD WEEKLY

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