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11-16-1987 University News, November 16 Students of Boise State University

Although this file was scanned from the highest-quality microfilm held by Boise State University, it reveals the limitations of the source microfilm. It is possible to perform a text search of much of this material; however, there are sections where the source microfilm was too faint or unreadable to allow for text scanning. For assistance with this collection of student newspapers, please contact Special Collections and Archives at [email protected]. Volume·111_Ulll\1tar_ltJlllN-VIII Issue 11 )", ' 'Boise Slate University , ~," Novcmber16, 1987 AlllS p,olicYSet tor 'BStJstridents~ staff

by Steve F. Lyon AIDS will not be required for admit- The University. News tance into the university or employ- rnenteliglbllty, Identities of students University guidelines for dealing and employees infected with AIDS with AIDS and AIDS victims were will not be released by the university released by the BSU President's Ad' nor will those people be barred from visory Cornmittee.ut a. news con- work or classes. ference on Nov. 12. Currently, there are 'no known " The guidelines are aimed at BSU cases of AIDS among BSU students, students and employees and address faculty or staff. the disease and victims' rights with The five-member committee began a booklet and two videotapes. work on the program in February. The guidelines developed by the The 42- and 20-minute videos were committee have been published ina produced by Russell Centanni, booklet, AIDS in the University, microl5iology professor and educa- which will be distributed to all BSU tion director of the, Idaho AIDS employees and, will be available on Foundation. , campus. The booklet explains what Campus and community members AIDS is, the chances of contracting may check out copies of the video- AIDS and the rights of students and tapes at no cost. Twenty copies of employees diagnosed as having the tapes will be available at the per- AIDS. sonnel department, offices. ' Under the guidelines, screening'.....for~.

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Iri·ThisIssue':,t - .• -. " -..', ," .condoms, safe .sex practices' I. (CPS)--Women students reportedly however, the genders no longer reportedly left none laying around. arc more interested in., the earn- discriminate. ' Otherwise, however, shyness still pus condom craze than men, various The University of Minnesota gave seems to keep many students from OJdJoe Vandal sources said. ' away anestimated 3,000 free con- taking advantage of campus condom The •.University of Nebraska at domsat orientation in Septmeber, machines or services. ,Omaha's health center, for example, though freshman Eugene Mayer said Hanori said she "really didn't ex- will bite ttJe has sold only 12 condoms since as many as half, of the condoms pectanyone to come in and ask for August, and all have been to women, given away at his session were taken them" because it meant standing in dust'next according to nurse Supervisor Ruth' by women. a waiting room and telling the recep- Hanon. "That shocked me," Mayer said. tionist what was wanted. j About 65 percent of all the con- "lthought it was just something for "Women," she said, "usually take week. dorris bought are purchased by men." the responsibility for sexual activity, "women, according to Margaret At the University of British Col- whether it's birth control or keeping "Whited .Scarborough, of Denver's umbia, "gladiators" threw an themselves safe. Women take AIDS W.estvend COrP., which makes con- estimated 10,000 condoms from a' more seriously than men." \- . -. dom vending machines. truck outfitted to look like the Tro- I When it comes to free condoms, jan Horse to campus passersbwwho .See.Craze,.~age 5 j ,I Senatqrs.'·tab/~:pro~y·: -' ;.. '-.' - . :legis/at·;on"s,.upporf. split,S BOE,:,,·' ,. ,.

by-Paul Bouffard Senate Joint'R~solution Tho: The :. The University News . {SIL resolution, passed at the' ,01ocklegislature's fall 'session in : On Nov. 5, the ASBStJ Senate , , late October; calls for the splitting' postponed, indefinitely .further _ 'of the State Board.of Education'; consideration of Senate Bill Eight, into two boards.vone- of which . .whlch would have allowed would oversee educationthrough . absentee votes to be cast by high school; and one of Which : senators who are considered to be . , would, be it board of regents, . absent excused, which would oversee public. post- : In debate over the motion to secondary education; . postpone the' bill, Sen. Karen In announcements, ASBSU· Scheffer said; "Excused or not, President PerryWaqdelI said that, ' absent senators will miss informa- , by' thefall of 1989; . the'BSU tion,so proxy votes should not be . Library will have a computerized . accepted." . catalog system; The new system's : Sen. Frank Hartmann said pro- 30 terminals are to replace the ' xy votes should be accepted microfiche now in use. . because "there are legitimate ex- In its Nov. [2. meeting, the ' cuses for being absent from senate Senate allocated $61 to. Marriott ' meetings." Food Services to cover expenses The Senate also sent to the for the ASBSU retreat last month, Chris Butler I University News Ways and Means Committee a Such retreats are held to discuss Mark Mary solicits pledges fromAlumni as part of the Development Of- resolution supporting the Idaho legislative and leadership issues Making money: fice's Phone-a-thou. The fundralser will continue through Nov. 20. State 'Intercollegiate Legislature's within ASBSU.

by Paul Bouffard playwright, musician, painter, actor, devotion to education by establishing ..... ' The University Nell'S producer and director. In 1913, theinternatiorially known Visva- Sahni writes Tagore became the first Asian to Bharti University,the first "open-air" BSU English professor Chaman receive the Nobel Prize for literature university. ' . about India's Sahni has written a bio- for his book of poetry, Gitanjali. When Tagore died in 194[, The GiVe Washington Post reported that his bibliographical account of Rabin- Tagorc. published 60 volumes of Renaissance drath Tagore (186[-1941), published in poetry, 40 plays, 14 novels and over .contributions "may .be the test of the 1987 issue of Contemporary 200 stories. He also wrote numerous whether the age-old gulf between Blood. Authors, a reference work of works on philosophy. Asia and Europe can ever be man American writers published by Gale A prodigious social and political bridged." Research Company of Detroit, Mich. activist, Tagore was a close friend to Thgore is best kl)own as a poet, ! Mahatma Gandhi. He confirmed 'his

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(CPSF-The sight of. Army heli- unknowingly landed a UH·60 ·by a helicopter was apparently too .copters landing 'at Embry-Riddle Blackhawk helicopter in a storm of much for .a campus cop, according to Aeronautical University in Daytona campuswide grumpiness caused by a Paul Novacek, editor of The Avion, Beach, Fla., is not all that unusual, new set of strict parking regulations, the university's paper. as the armed forces regularly drop in which had students and faculty upset When the recruiters returned to the to try to recruit aviation specialists and worried about where they were helicopter, they found it had been the school produces. going to park to attend classes. ticketed for violating the new park- But recently, Army recruiters . To have parking spaces consumed ing regulations. Yaleofficials protest opinion CPS'-Apparently trying to calm" During the 1986-87 fiscal year, Yale that?" alumni fear and preserve a rich raised $31.1 million in donations Meanwhile, 'the Yale Daily News source of donations to the school, from alumni, some of whom wrote . reported on Sept. 18 that the Yale Yale President Benno C. Schmidt Schmidt in the commentary's after- chapter of the Kappa Alpha Theta sent a letter to approximately 2,000 math to ask about its veracity. sorority still had 1985 guidelines fudraisers condemning a newspaper In his letter, Schmidt said, "It is from the national chapter for ridding opinion -piece which called Yale a too bad tllat serious, concerned the houses of members "engaging in "gay school." readers can be misled by such jour- homosexual acts." The article, run on a commentary nalistic drivel." The guidelines, written by the na- page of. the Wolf Street Journal, Journal Leisure and Arts. Page tional chapter, suggest pointing out alleged that 25 percent of Yale's Editor Raymond Sokolov said he was to the student involved that homosex- students is homosexual. sorry Schmidt was upset by the art i- uality is illegal and if the student con- Schmidt said the piece, written by cle, but refused to disown- it. tinues to flout the rules, say the Yale graduate and freelance writer "I think the reaction has been real- chapter should ask the member to Julie Iovine, "painted a lurid picture Iy extreme," Iovine said. "I'm not resign. of this place" arid had "no basis in saying that Yale is overrun by gays." fact." Even if it was, "what's wrong with

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Kudos tothe ASBSU Senate and the IdahoState Intercollegiate Legislature for. passing a wise and farsighted resolution, WN~fer,of course, to the resolution ~. 'l' ~ in support of splitting the State Board of Educatlon into two boards, one to oversee education through high school and one to oversee post-secondary education. ,The idea S9 obviously is one that would be beneficial that the state legislature's D' failure to pass it in its last session isan enigma. The split would greatly benefit higher education, as well aselemetary and secondary education, and would hurt absolutely no one. Higher education and, for example, the second grade, are alike in few respects and different in many. Anyone board asked to supervisethe two and all the grades in between them is, by definition, overworked. The SBOE cannot possibly have time toaddress all the state's education issues adequately; it is not surprising that the little time the board givesto higher education is an often-made complaint. Nor is it necessarily a discredit to the board; when a body has twice as many tasks as can be accomplished in the available time, it is not strange that it allots hal~ the necessary time to each task. Additionally, board members could be selected for positions for which their ex- pertise would be most useful. Jerry Evans, the state superintendent who oversees elementary and secondary education, for example, would be ableto devote all his time on the board to those areas, rather than devoting hours to higher education, Guest Opinion which is not his primary concern. It is good that the students of Idaho are showing their support for an idea which will do them great good. We hope the state legislators will show the same wisdom Take women more seriously and understanding found among their student counterparts. ' by Heather Bybee Who knows? Once we have a board that supervises higher education, perhaps that arc of importance to us. As for the issue of women's rights and contemporary we will be able to have a student representative on it..: Women's rights are carefully neglected in, Idaho. By this I mean that, as a state, we have feminism, let's face it: The community is lack- subdued the women's movement and selective- ing. there are organizations which aid Commentary ly placed it below other issues. Although women-the YWCA, the Rape Crisis Alliance, Idahoans initially ratified theERA, they turn- and, perhaps, Health and Welfare, to name a ed around and revoked the ratification, a case few. These are listed in the white pages of the Democrats follow leaders that detracted much from the potential for Boise telephone book, and hence, arc only to women's equality in the state. I feel that the be found if one already knows the names of by Jeff Malmen were not "humane," perpetuating "the coer- feminist movement and the issues it represents the organizations. Listed in the Yellow Pages The University News cion of forced work requirements." But in the are essential and fundamental in the evolution under "Women, "I found only "Women's Ap- 1980s, liberals like Michael Dukakis of and survival of our culture. parel," which offers a complete list of the In 1983,' an elected official said: "Let us have Massachusetts "discovered" workfare and now Recently, while spending a weekend in San clothing stores in Boise. ' the courage to speak the truth: Policies that call it their own. Francisco, sifting my way through an after- In addressing the issue of feminism in our increase dependency and break up families are What's happening here? Are Mario and noon of Haight-Ashbury history, I joined a community-principally on campus-I refer- not progressive; they're reactionary." Mike ready to join the Republican Party? march titled "Women Take Back the red to research by BSU communications stu- Two years later, another politician said: "We Hardly. They're just two examples of how Night /Mujeres Reclamen La Neche." The dent Mary Rohlfing. In a survey conducted believe that any system of public welfare that liberal, tree-hugging Democrats are scrambl- march began at dusk in Golden Gate Park. We, last spring with a sample of "222 full-time, discourages employment and encourages ing to play catch up with Republicans on refor- approximately 500 women of all ages and female, undergraduate Boise State University dependence on government subsidy from ming and improving our social services. lifestyles, marched down Haight Street students," Rohlfing questions the awareness generation to generation is not compassionate Thanks to Republican efforts, the Democrats parading banners and. signs which said of feminism and the women's movement but callous." arc being dragged kicking and screaming (as "Women's Empowerment" and chanting "Hey, among female students. Asking if "The Equal The first quote was from President Ronald is their wont) out of the New Deal and into hey/He, ho/This Patriarchy has got to go!" Rights Amendment became part of the ,U.S. Reagan. The second quote was from Gov. the real world. At Church Street, we turned right and made Constitution in 1982, "Rohlfing found 47 per- Mario .Cuorno 'of New York.: the only One important thing to note is the obstruc- our way to Delores Park, where we ,rallied deep cent of those under the age of 30 and 45 per- legitimate liberal standard-bearer of the tionism of liberals, who, sadly, resist even the into the night. The predominantly emphasiz- cent of women over 30 answered "unknown." Democratic Party. most common sense reforms until they become ed issue was that of women's safety in the It appears to me that these resultsdemonstrate This is a sea-change in the approach of the too popular to ignore. Thick heads? It's hard darkness-whether it be on a city street or in a tendency toward ignorance concerning the Democrats. In the 1970s, then-Gov. Ronald to say. However, the me-too ism attitude of to- one's home. Speakers from many San women's movement. It seems that education Reagan liberated 300,000 Californians from, day's tree-huggers just might be the only thing Francisco-based organizations for women and is responsible for informing the community- the welfare rolls with a community jobs- that saves them. Let's face it-they just figured peace addressed the issue of rape, from social women and men alike-of feminist activities. training program. In this same period, the to domestic-the nightmare of women's op- out that the average person doesn't give a In her v questions directed toward the Democrats' platform claimed such proposals damn about the whales: pression within our society. media-also a component of education- I was deeply affected by the courage of these Rohlfing asked the sample if"the portrayal of women who spoke righteously with great the Women's Movement by the media has been stamina, conquering their fears and speaking accurate?" Again, 50 percent of the women loudly of their social dignity. It also was as- under 30 answered "unknown." And in ques- tounding to sec the support which the event tioning whether or not "the media has given received from the city and its officials. At one theWomen's Movement negative press?", 44 The University News point during the march, I walked among percent of those under 30 and 43 percent of dozens of shirtless women shouting "Whatever those over 30 answered "unknown." What is we wear/wherever we go/yes means yes and no Editors in Chief the source of this seeming socio-political Business Manager Typesetters means no!" Their bravery and their profound Karen Kammann Lynne Mulick apathy on the part of Idaho's women? Susan Binns statement were astonishing, as was the fact that Steve F. Lyon Lisa Sorensen Rohlfing, in her analysis, emphasizes the im- dozens of State Police rode gently portance of education and legitimate media Secretary alongside the street-wide movement as TIn Copy Chief Reporters coverage in relation to the women's movement Kimberly Calvert escort. Bravo to San Francisco for the support Russell Gould Joni Arrowwood and women's issues in general; she claims that Joyce Morrison of its revolutionaries. I think that in an area Bonnie-Dibble "in a rural state such as Idaho" it is . more inclined to conservatism, the populace Copy Editor Deanah Liebenthal especially important to' inform and educate Distributor views rallies, marches and demonstrations as I'e~~y HUll Fred Bartel Gina Luke citizens because ", .. most information about an insult to the government, whether local, Jeff Malmcn large-scale social movements is propagated state or national. However, revolution is fun- Entcrtuinment Editor, Roger Martens' through the national media." Ad Sales damentally social affirmation, and need I in- Stephen Kiu~ Lee Arnold Conclusively, I believe it is essential that we, clude the cliche, "that's what our country was Mike Thulcen Reviewers as women and men, (for it isa common born from"? It is people speaking for people. . Briefs Editor Lee Arnold' misconception to identify feminists as being This was clarified for me in witnessing the ap- Paul Bouffard Photographers Wan Dirt solely female) seek cultural liberation as social parent promotion of radicalism which is Brian Becker ' Philip DeAngeli gender balance through the political, economic typically negated by conventionality. Layout Chicf Sue Ellen Koop Steve Fameman and educational acknowledgement of women. It seems to me that Boise, as a political Gordtln Schwenk I would propose that more information should center, supports liberalism only to a point. Of Paste-up Sports Editor be available in this area in the curriculum at course, we cannot ask for an instantaneous Photo Chief Shanandoe Brizendine Tom Lloyd BSU; I feel it is the responsibility of myself, Chris Buller transformation .into a leftist playground-that fellow BSU students and faculty members to is not my point-but we can, and should, seek Ad Manager' Sports Writer activate and generate such actions. Now is the advocacy for a social evolution, in those areas time. Herrick' Fox David Dunn

The University News publishes weekly on Mondays during the fall and spring Letters Policy~---- _ semesters, and distributes 10,000 copies on and off campus. The University News is an exclusively student-run organization. The newspaper's faculty ad- Letters to the editorv should be typed, Correction viser is Daniel Morris. Comments, questions or letters to the editor can be double-spaced and no longer than 500 words mailed to: The University News, Boise State University, 1603V, University (2 typed pages). The letters must be signed and r-=..;::::..::.=..=-=-=..::::..=.::------.. Drive, Boise, Idaho, 83725.-Our offices are located at 1603VI University Drive, a telephone number provided for our verifica- Due-to a reporter's error, Anne Millwas in- across from the SUB. Our phone is (208) 345-8204. The yearly subscription tion procedures. • ' correctly identified as Ann Peterson in last price is-SIS. ' The University News resetves the right to week's front page story .. Association pro- edit letters for spelling, grammar, punctuation, motes entrepreneurial spirit.'! We regret the length and libelous or offensive content. mistake, - '.' News ···Non··tr~ldili·onal·······c·l·u.b·. seeks" ne".irecru its by Steve F. LYon toshare with other members of the The. University News club. Many of the women in the, club are single parents. The common in- With membershipdeclining and a terest amongmembers.hesaid, is changeover in the president's seat, the that they areall making the adjust- Non-traditional Student Support ment to campus life.after having been Group would seem to 'be .on the away for years.. ' decline. However, that is nor.so, ac- "Theyarecoming in completely cording to ,Pete' Toscano, 'a non- cold from the outside, and here, they traditional student who is assuming are finding a sense of belonging on theIeadership.role in an effort to campus," Toscano said;' ' recruit more members; , " He said he joined the club because The club used to be known as the "I felt they really needed it with the Non-traditional Women's Support membership declining. "Toscanp Group, 'Toscano said, wIiich may also, is . the only non-traditional have deterred men from joining. The ASBSU senator. 'name had been changed because "I don't want to see this group fall; some men have been interested in the 1 want to see itcontinue,' he said: club, he said. Group members will help other Toscano said the majority of the non-traditional students with members are in their 30s and are everything from pre-registration to returning to school because of career finding a babysitter, he said. changes or the need to get their The' club meets on the first undergraduate degrees. Toscano has Wednesday of every month in the been away from school for 10 years, Student Union at noon. working in Washington, D.C., and For more information or to find has returned to earn a graduate out about joining the group. call Pete degree. Toscano at 385-1292 or Margie Van Toscano said non-traditional Vooren, assistant dean of student students bring a wealth of experience special services, at 385-1583. Craze------

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Volleyballvs. NAU,Gym, FRIDAY 7:30 p.m. ' Deadline for intramural BSUComrnunity Orchestra, Dorm Fitness Day .. SPEC, 8 p.m, Basketball exhibition, BSU Photography exhibit, Bill vs. Illawarc, Australia, Gildehaus, Student Union, Pavilion, 7:30 p.m. through Dec. 18; reception for artist, 6:30-8:30 p.rn. Faculty Artists Recital, J. Wallis Bratt, cello; Edmund Winston, clarinet; Del Parkinson, piano, Morrison TUESDAY. Center Recital Hall, 8 p.rn.

Junior High Madrigal Last day to make class Festival, Morrison Center changes or register by peti- Recital Hall, all day. tion for second 8-week block classes. Author/illustrator Denys Cazet, reception, Boise Public Library Auditorium, 7-8:30 p.m. SATURDAY

Idaho Theater for Youth, WEDNESDAY The Three Billy Goats Gruff. Education Building Faculty/staff luncheon, Reading Center, 11 a.m. Daryl Jones, College of Arts Broncos vs, U of I, Moscow, and Sciences, Student Union Nez Perce Room, 11:30 a.m. 5:30 p.m,

Idaho Shakespeare Festival Dorm Fitness Day, Aux. and BSU Theater Arts, Gym, 10 a.rn. Macbeth, Morrison Center, 2 p.m. through Nov. 21. World Wrestling Federation, Superstars' of Wrestling, Cineclub French film, Pavilion, 8 p.m. Cyrano de Bergerac, Educa- tion Building Room 332, 7 Whitesnake, Pavilion, 7:30 p.rn, 'Macbeth'totakestage p.m. The Idaho Shakespeare Festival and the 19'87 ISF Company, Oregon Shakespeare BSU theater arts department will present Festival and Idaho Theater for Youth will Larry Linville, Student their first joint project, Macbeth, join.BSU theater arts students in the cast. Union Ballroom, 8 p.m. SUNDAY Shakespeare's classic tragedy about the The production staff also includes lust for power. The play will be perform- members of the ISF Company and staff Last day for final oral and Idaho Theatre for Youth, cd in the Morrison Center. and students from BSU's theater arts project/thesls defense. The Three Billy Goats The production will take place on Nov. department. Gruff. Education Building 18 at 2 p.m., Nov. 19 at noon, Nov. 20 at Tickets are available through Select-A- Reading Center, I p.m, 10 a.m. and 8:15 p.m. and Nov. 21 at 2 Seat and are $8.50, $10.50 and $12.50. and 8:15 p.m. - Special discounted tickets for the matinee' THURSDAY The play is being directed by Rod performances are being offered to high SPB film, Platoon, SPEC, 7 Ceballos, artistic director of the Idaho school.students. Senior Recital, Lalani p.m. Shakespeare Festival. Actors from the Cogdill, soprano; Ruth N( Fran will ( Nov. Hardcora from L.A. at 8 Be As part of their 1987 world tour in sup- Formerly Youth Brigade, The Brigade pean port of their latest album, The Dividing has softened their sound and added many cludi Line, The Brigade will make their first new progressive, danceable songs to their F.B.! idaho appearance since 1983. repertoire. Formed in the late 1970s, Youth :highl The Brigade, from Los Angeles, is one Brigade led the Los Angeles hardcore penn of America's best-known progressive, movement with its Better Youth Organiza- hardcore bands. They will perform at the 'BtlrtI tion Records and promotions company. tasr Angell's-Billy Braun, Nov. 18-21 Crazy Horse Nov. 17. State of Confusion Youth Brigade played to a packed au- Bouquet-Havoc, Nov. 16; Mystics, Nov. 17-21. will open for The Brigade. . Grall dience in July, 1983, at the old American ,Ti, Crazy Horse-The Brigade and State of Confusion, Nov. 16; Cover charge is $3 at the door, and Legion Hall in Boise. Methods of Dance, Nov. 20-21. jdentiflcation is required. . the g . Dlno's-s-High Stakes, Nov. 16-21. all S, D.J,'s-Redstone, Nov. 17-21. Hannah's-s-Big Bang Theory, Nov. 17-21. , Lock, Stock & Barrel-Robert Woodbury, Nov. 17-21. Nendel's-Prime Time, Nov. 18-21. .' , ' Pengilly's Saloon-John Shoes and Rob Matson, Nov. 18-21. Red.Lion Downtowner-Sneak Preview,Nov.17-22. Salt and Pepper's C'est LaVle-e-Kevin Kirk and Sally Tibbs, Nov. 19-20; Dance contest, Nov. 20; Kevin Kirk and Urban Renewal, Nov. 22,. , ' Sandpiper-John Hansen, Nov. 18-21. Shorty's-Powck River, Nov. 16; Country Drive, Nov, 17-20; Steve Earl. Nov. 21. ' , . Tom Gr:liney's-John Hansen, Nov. 16; Secret Agents, Nov.17~22. . ,(,,,'

two SPB movies offered this week. town of Rockridge. According to Judith Willem Defoe star as two ser- Directed by Mel Brooks, Blazing Saddles Crist, of New York Magazine, Blazing geants who despise each other, and is an outrageous, uproarious and con- Saddles is a ':movie which goes beyond the. platoon's loyalties arc divided tagious .comedyrhat spoofs the great spoofery of Westerns into just about every between the two warring sergeants. American tradition-the Western movie. gag that comes to mind-and there were Blazing Saddles will be shown in the Blazing Saddles features CleavonLittle as a lot of minds involved. Blazing Saddles Student Union Ada Lounge on Nov. 15 the railroad worker promoted to candidate is a comedy to see." at 7 p.m, Platoon will be played on Nov. Written and directed by Oliver Stone, 22 at 7 p.m. in the SPEC. Admission Platoon has received four Academy is free to all BSU students with an Trio ..offers tunes Awards, including Best Picture. Platoon activity card, $1.for faculty and staff is a .movie that Stone felt had not been and $2.50 for general admission. made about the Vietnam War's frontline

A faculty trio, featuring BSU professors Edmund Winston, clarinet, Wallis Bratt, cello, and Del Parkinson, piano, will pre- Whitesnake sent a recital on Nov. 20'at 8 p.m. in the Morrison Center Recital Hall. The program, including duos by Pro- set to wail kofiev and' Bernstein and trios by Whitesnake, one of Britian's premier Mendelssohn and Beethoven, marks the hard-rock acts, will perform in the second annual trio recital by this group. pavilion on Nov. 21 at 7:30 p.m .. General admission to the recital is $4, Whitesnake is on tour to support the senior citizens admitted for $2, and BSU release of their second album, students, staff and faculty are free, Whitesnake, The nine-song collection of originals champions what Whitesnake frontman David Coverdale calls, "a new concept for presenting hard-rock R&B for the '80s." capped their road trip with an appearance' Coverdale spent two years working on Whitesnake began with the 1984 release at Rock In Rio, the largest rock festival Whitesnake, and the album release gar- 1------....of Slide It In. With the release of their ever held, but it was the last time the nished critical acclaim. debut album, Whitesnake embarked on a original group members performed Tickets for Whitesnake arc $14 and can Major Burns U.S. tour as special guests of Quiet Riot. together .: be purchased at all Select-A-Seat By Janurary of the following year, they After a series of personnel changes, recalls locations. M'*A*S*H ,Orche$.tras.toappear in concert The BSU Orchestra and the Boise Com- munity Orchestra will perform a concert in the SPEC on Nov. 16 at 8 p.m. Conducted by Michael Samba II, the two orchestras will perform works by Jean Joseph Mourer, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Neil McKay and Ludwig van Beethoven. A solo by Lyle Manwaring on piccolo trumpet will be featured during (he Mozart selection. General admission to the concert is $4, with senior citizens ad- mitted for $2 and no charge to BSUstudents, staff and faculty.

c, Noted for his classic characterization of rank Burns on M*A*S*H, Larry Linville' ill offer a night of M*A *S*H comedy on lov, 18 in the Student Union Ballroom t 8 p.m. . Before joining M*A*S*H,' Linville ap- cared on various television shows, in- uding , Mission III/possible,' The B.l, and . Since his artistic ighlight withM';4*S*H, Liville has ap- cared on , Supertrain, arnabv Jones, and Fan- 'sy Isiand as well as· the NBC series rand'pa Goes to Washington . .Tickets are $3 for students and $5 for IC general public and can purchased at I Sclect-A-Seat locations. Cogdil'l set for recital'

Soprano Lalani Cogdill will perform a cital Nev. 19 at 8 p.m. in the Hemingway . enter...... '. . .' Cogdill; who will be accompanied by cggy Purdy on organ and assisted by:;. lark Stachofsky, baritone, will perform- arks by Robert. Schumann.rJohannes: rahrns, Ludwig, van. Beethoven, 'olfgangAmadeusMozarl and others; ogdlll, a senlor, is astudent of Catherine lliott. ',' Admission .to the recital is free Exhibit a true retrospeciived·f·an. in.aginativeGar:e,~r.c'-.' ,-. -. , that to me represent a fresh and experimenlincomplete freedom. by Lee Arnold While his warm-to-hot, fauvist-. breakthrough in hiscreativity, It is in The University News the underreprescntation of enamel- cxpressionist palette .cooled ,work' that weakens. the exhibi- somewhat in the 1970's, the explora- The art of the 20th century has tions of yore still continued. Often tion. Blue Dreamer Leaving Her been characterized by fine lines be- characterized by softer edges. and Limits, from this year. is one of on- tween abstraction and reality. BSU heavy use of airbrush and spray gun; ly three examples . of. his enamels. art professor John Killmaster; in his works such as South a/Moab. and. More of these pieces could make this retrospective in the Liberal Arts the circular canvas 7ivo-a-Penny, show a truly comprehensive affair. Gallery, exemplifies this artistic ap- both of which date from 1975, were Other works on display range from proach, and shOWS the' rich vein of among his results. While not as ex- small pieces created ingoache, 'pen- influences the art of our century has citing for me ashis funkier Vietnam- cil, and pastel media to small oils.' to offer. . era work, .these show his commit- Even on this smaller scale, his. im- Spanning a 40-year period up to ment to explore new .territory. A agination does not lack, and he the present, this retrospective' is bridge between the-two decades, leaves no idea unexplored. somewhat different than most exhibi- which spans into today, is the recur" Overall, the exhibit is well worth tions of this nature, in that it literal- ring landscapes executed in both . catching. Even to those unfamiliar ly is a hodge-podge of everything he "straight-out-of-the-tube", and more with his work, a feeling people with has done-right from the naive-yet- naturalistic, muted color schemes. open minds and eyes inevitably catch imaginative cartoons of the teenage Killmaster's work up to now con- is the artist's inexhaustible and Killmaster in the late '40s to his his tinuesalong these lines, with an oc- unhindered imagination. From most recent, enamel-fired works. casional foray into what I call, for realism to abstraction, Killmaster has Throughout, the influences the artist . absorbed the best of this century's art (1964), and The Green Pillow and Berlioz Study lack of a better term, "subjective gradually has absorbed over the years Quebec Farm Van Vlick into an eclectic synthesis uniquely his reveal the range of Killmaster's pan- landscapes." The paintings often use arc evident. . View (1965), show him digesting freer the face (usually a self-portrait) and own. While he might be criticized for Beginning his career as a commer- styles within the landscape theme, theon ofinl1uences and his will- the human figure melded into the being no more than.the sum total of cial artist in Detroit and New York, from impressionism to elements of ingness to take chances. Whatim-. landscape. The Old Gods Arise from his influences, I turn to Cezanne's the slick, chic lines and flat colors of the then-recent abstract expres- presses me about this period is the 1985 represents this theme in the famous quote on the Impressionist his car illustrations ooze from the sionism. "go for broke" attitude Isense in the retrospective. While his recent paint- master Monet: "Monet may only be '50s and early '60s ad agency-years. This looseness gradually expand- paintings. Having gotten out of the ings are among his finest, his mode an eye, but what an eye!" Indeed, I could almost imagine thumbing ed, as did the scope of his vision, commercial art world, and armed of experimentation increasingly has John Killmastcr's mind rna}' be a through an old New Yorker or Life through the '60s and into the early with a Master of Fine Arts degree taken the form of enamel-fired sponge-but what a sponge. magazine when I saw this work. '70s. Paintings as disparate as The from the prestigious Cranbrook murals, such as that outside the Boise i -...... Seemingly as a reaction against this, Aesthetician (1967), the humorous Academy of Art in his native his own mid-'60s paintings, like Finn Shack Capers (1968), and 1970's Michigan, he set out to absorb Gallery of Art, and smaller works: Arnold too limited for his rO,le in 'Running Man.'

night on the official channel- Conchita' Alonso, is living there. --e--- criminals trying to escape a Mendez turns him in to the 400-square-block arena in some ur- authorities, feeling that guilty twinge ban war zone before being killed by which we know will lead her to en- a Stalker. The Stalkers are danger her life for him later in the MOVUS professional-wrestling types who are film. The host of Tile Running Mall is EEE& •• set up as heroes for the gruesome way n in which they murder the criminals Damon Killian, played by Richard by Phil De Angeli trapped in the zone. Dawson. He wields some power in Tile University Neil'S Before entering the theater, the the party and knows that Ben viewer knows that Schwarzenegger Richards surely will bring high Arnold Schwarzcnegger is back in is going to work his way into the ratings to the show and more support another action film. The Running game. Schwarzcneggcr plays Ben- to Cadre, so he persuades the' govern- Man shows us that he's getting not jamin A. Richards, a military ment to allow him to have his game. respect, but money from Hollywood, helicopter pilot, who, after refusing Dawson-plays Killian well.. he is scriptwriters. The story is adapted to fire on helpless women and entertaining while satirizing himself from the book Tile Running Man by children, is knocked out and framed as a game show host by doing all of Richard Bachman and directed by for the slaughter of 60 people, those silly things that game show Paul Michael Glaser of Starsky and For this, he becomes known as the hosts must do (and probably hate), Hutch fame. , Butcher of Bakersfield, and the au- such as kissing prune-faced old ladies The futuristic action film opens in dience feels stirrings of sympathy for and-excitedly giving away the "home the year 2017. Due to economic and the archetypal framed victim. He is version" of the game. ' political failings, the entire planet is then sent to a gulag-style work camp Richards enters the game and has under the strict military control of a from which he escapes. Subsequent- "action-packed" adventures in the political machine, Cadre. Its main ly. he travels to thc metropolitan arena with the Stalkers. Jim Brown propaganda tool is a game show call- center of the film to find his brother. and Professor Toru Tanaka (Gold- ed The Running Man, The Richards finds his brother has finger's bodyguard in the James premise of the game is to build sup- been sent away for reprogramming Bond movie) both face him in cir- port for Cadre by showing-each and Amber Mendez, played by Maria cumstances which do not seem related or original.. Tanaka, as Sub- Zero, skates around and tries to hit ESSAYS &REPORTS Richards with all exploding hockey 16,278 to choose from -all subjects puck while Brown, as Fireball, arm- Morrison Hall Order Catalog Today with Visa/MC or COD ed only with a flame thrower.vat- would like to thank _8qnq:,~~J:£~22tempts to singe Richards in his ill- Or, rush $2.00 to: Essays & Reports fitting spandex game costume. the following area 11322 IdahO Ave. #206·SN, Los Angeles. CA 90025 The special. effects are good, businesses for their Custom research also available-all levels though not sublime. When I go to.a movie about futuristic action, I ex- support: . RESEARCH PAPERS pect to see original ideas presented 17,000 to choo •• from-all ~ubl.ct. in a novel way. Atone point Richards heinous scenes-scenes where the ef- brilliant conversationalist. but a bit Lowest Prices. Largest Selection fect of, blood and gore are. not limited. Schwarzeneggcr is ~.t t.slogToday y

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.. ;,., .. Gel your carfixeda.tBStJ 's' Vo-Techschool Students fix cars at about half the cost of regular auto repair shops . ''\'' by Bonnie Dibble -The University News

An important part of BSU's Auto Mechanics and Auto Body programs, is preparing students for the industry, and working on customers' vehicles is the most effective experience for students, according to Charles Mikesell, program head of auto mechanics and Charlie Parke, auto body instructor. Students begin by, working on mock-ups-cars or engines that will never be put on the road. After developing their skills, students can move on to work on regular vehicles. Each area has a backlog of people who have applied to have their cars worked on, Mikesell and Parke said. Parke said that of the 300 to 400 people with vehicles needing repairs that sign up, the auto body students

can usually work on about 200 , . , Brian Becker rs yews BSU Vo-Tech Body Shop man Joe Ross sands down the side of a university pick-up. On the towerten, Michael Sanding away: Robinson works on the taill:ate of another pick-up truck. Both work in the Vo-Tech's shop, on University Drive. wants students to experience the con- vehicles a year. cent 'of" regular labor costs plus the mechanical parts of a car on a ·fusion of shop conditions during the Vehicles are selected for particular materials, averaging, approximately variety of models, including foreign problems so techniques can be work- one-half the cost of body shops, cars, they said. Working with power time they spend in the shop each day. cd on when that skill is taught, Parke Parke said. tools and test equipment, students Parke said auto body students do said. Insurance work is not done, since learn about actual shop conditions, not restore old cars because that re- quires different skiIls. , ,MikeselLandprogram-instructor this would put them in competition Mikesell said. ' Parke said one of last year's auto Lee Hall said they take longer on with other shops, Parke said. "One of my goals is not so much body students, Keith Vines, brought repairs than a shop would, since the Mikesell said that, while the Auto to teach them auto body as to fit in- honors to the program with his per- students are in the shop only four Mechanics program cannot guaran- to society," to teach them the formance at the recent United States hours and twenty minutes a day. tee students' work, instructors' work skiIls they wiII need in industry, SkiII Olympics in Witchita, Kansas. Parke said his auto body students supervise each step of repair. He said' Parke said. To help him handle his After winning a gold medal in state take about two months to do II corn- the "main thrust of the course (is) to 14 students, Parke said he makes each plete paint job on a car, compared to . train them to work in the shops." student a foreman for a week. This competition, Vines won a gold medal' in the national.competition in at.to .a week at a body shop. The auto The 35 students under Mikesell includes talking to customers and body program charges only 10 per- and Hall are taught to work on all keeping track cf parts. Parke said he body repairs. UDS' SUDS When our . ~d!eMJjwu! deafcustomers call, COIN LAUNDRY& MORE! . Sue hears them In the ad that ran in the November 2nd issue of The University News, the Free W~sh .loud and Special waserroneously listed as being from 7 a.m. to 9p.m., when itwas only from 7 a.m. cleat: to 9 a.m. The University News apologizes for the error.

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by David Dunn ing their playoff .hopes alive by The University News defeating the Bobcats 15-9, 15;9, . 11-15 and 15-5. Again, Bakerled the It was a disappointing Friday night Broncoswith 14 kills, 16 digs and as the BSU women's volleyball team three blocks. Sara Herzberg con- of that syrupy,sticky stuff. Hurry." losta flve-gamematch to the Univer- tributed 41 assists in addition to hit- by Tom Lloyd myself trying visualize his words to' "How? I have to keep' out of slty of Nevada-Reno, depriving them ting four aces. As a team, the Bron- The University News in the air just to. see if there was politics and stick to sports. I haven't of the chance to advance to the cos came up with 62 kills. anything in them. "Uh, yes. Sure. I'll heard any rumblings ofimproprietes, Mountain West Conference post- The scene was now set for the I smugly sat down in my desk agree' to that:' .' -My friend Wylie Smith, NAU's season tournament. Broncos' league game against UNR chair. Aaaah; I thought; this is go- "Heyman -,Lighten up. I'm here to sports information director, said the Things' looked promising on Nov. Nov. 13in the BSU Gym. BSU sur- ing to, be easy writing the Northern gently poke, prod and otherwise NAU people weren't calling spy. The 3, when the Lady Broncos crushed fered a disheartening loss when team- .Arizona Lumberjack story. The clock tickle yoo's goose. Heh. Heh." Broncos deviated slightly from the NNC 15-8, 15-4, 15-9 in non-league. leader Kelly Baker left the game with mercifully fanout when my personal 1 wasn't really comfortable with plan I laid out for them earlier in the action. With this victory, the Bron- an ankle injury on the first play. The prince of, darkness rapped at my the way he said that. l' J year, but the results were about the cos hoped to carry their momentum Broncos were shaken as they fell 6-15 door. . , "Now then, mista spoo'ts writa, same. They haven'! folded when they . into the four remaining conference in the opening game. BSU rallied to lrritatedly-he can quickly do that Yoo gonna write something nice and games. . win the second game 17-15 in a see-. to me-e-I opened the door and per- sickeningly sweet?" he asked. could've; they developed a lot of pride and character. Ican't fault their . On Nov. 7,.the University of Mon- saw battle. The next two game'S we~e.runctorily inquired, "what is it?" .I said, "Well, I don't quite think play. It was exciting. Boise State was tana denied BSU a second straight even as well, making the fifth and And then, hitting the whimsical Iwould call it that, but 1 was going on the winning side of the dull ones. victory by defeating the Broncos final game the match-deciding con- shock button, I thought, "what is to comment about the last two .•. " 1 was entertained. That's alii can ask 11-15, 15-7, 15-3 and IS-B. This loss test. A victory looked promising as it?" . "Whoa now, hossfly. Before you placed BSU in the unenviableposi- the Broncos took a 12-7 lead in the Cole, whom I have known longer go flyiIig off with yoo pretty little ac- for," "Yeah," he said, "and roses are tion of having to win their last three last game, only to see the Wolfpack than 1 want to admit, is of the colades, let's talk Ilsand don't give conference games in order to qualify claw their way back to a 15-1~ win. chameleon i'lk. He has spun the globe me no luck jive. Weber State son." red, violets are blue, nah, nah, nah. for the post-season tournament. Nevada-Reno prevailed with scores of and spanned the spectrum in "That's easy," I replied. "I'll put Tell me about this last one. My man Despite the loss, Kelly Baker and 15-6, 15-17, 10·15, 15-13 and 15-12. character types anddress. He never that one in the was-meant-to-be Ramon needs the inside skinny," Debbie Hansmann turned in im- BSU will take their 20-14 overall ceases to "pique my fancy.' A -category-e-klzrnet.' , "Gosh, I'm sorry. I can't. 'You'll pressive statistics, with 13 kills apiece. record into a Nov. 16 match against philosophical sort, he is polemic by "Cute," he said, "Montana?" have to guess just like everyone else." . The Lady Broncos faced Montana Northern Arizona for the last game nature, bordering on iconoclastic..1 "The offensive trick sack got on "Heyman, c'mon, We go back a long ways. We'll even cut you in for State.. on Nov. 9 in Bozeman,',;.....;keep- of the volleyball...; season. , sometimesput him in wondermy life iftothekeepgoodmelordon the wrong plane." "Wonderful. Idaho State, big a nice piece of the action," balance, a reality check of sorts. boy," "Golly gee willikers, that sure is ."Well, well, well," he said cryp- "Wow," Iexclaimed, "that was a tempting and awfully kind of you tically, as. he stepped into my house. weird one. Soon as Boise State fellows, but I'd hate to lose my job Smack, smack, smack went the gum . scored, 1 started feeling these Bengal over this if anyone was to find out. in his mouth, and flash, flash, flash ions in the air. It got thicker and I have my family to think of, that is, went his clothes. Were talking colors thicker until. ... It didn't surprise me if I ever get one. Besides, The Univer- and sequins, a perambulating casino. when that kid ran the kickoff back," sity News pays me much too well. My guess for his present mystery per- "Oh, you're a pip. Try Utah." Now, scram; I've got work to do. Go sonality was a street-smart, shuck- "That's the elementary I-AI2-A downtown and buy some drinks. and-jive LA bookie. "Looks like yoo theory, but that catch ... oh yes. They You'll find all the sports pre-science boys did re-e-e-alfine today." His Were out scholarshipped.' you need. Out, you old parasitic personality was that of, a sports "Brother, do me a favor," he said. leeherof information!" bookie, judging by his tone and drift. "Say something,' anything, critical. "Hrmph." This dude is so'shifty that I caught I'm starting to turn into goo with all Slam.

. Sue Ellen Koop J University News BSU's Jerry Ennis and Kenny Kuehl tnekle nn NAU plnyer.

NA U------c-h-ri-S-J"""a-c-ks-o-n-cl-o-se-d--·o-U:...t -h-is- Cont. from page. 1 Bronco stadium career with three touchdowns and 19 carries for 171 scampered 37 yards to close out yards pushing him over 1,000 the Bronco scoring for the game. yards for the year. Vince Alcalde I' Mark Williams led the Bronco had another banner day, hitting 11 defenders with 15 tackles, in- of 18 passes for 176 yards. cluding a biindside sack of Wyati Boise State Closes out its season on fourth down, which resulted in against its number-one rival, an NAU 12-yard loss' shortly University of Idaho, in the Kib- .before the end of the first half, en- biedome, The sixth-ranked Van- ding a Lumberjack threat which dals will be playing for the Big might have changed the momen- . Sky conference .crown and a tum of the game. Shawn Ellis and playoff berth. BSU will be out to Jerry Ennis each contributed 13 improve its 4-3 conference mark tackles while Kenny Kuehl added and 6-4 overall record. Because of II and the touchdown inter- television rescheduling, the game ception. . has been moved to 5:30 p.m. .

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hundred circulars . mailed ...... much, including his much adored mate. .wANTED: Acoml'eteritdata pro- Guaranteed. Homeworkers needed to LOST!! !A peach-colored necklace. If you have any information regarding FREE: Gorgeous tortoise-shell (black cess or to file family geneology . perform mailservices, Incentive pro- Ii is special to me, so please call Caspar'swhereabouts, "PLEASE con- and orange) kitty needs a loving records onto disk. Use your own grams' available. Send legal size 345·9171 or leave atlibrary lost and tact Kimber at 345-7759 or 345-8204. home. 1rescued her from the syringe system. Will pay hourly. For more in- stamped, self-addressed envelope to found. Caspar lives at 905 W. Franklin, Apt. at the animal shelter because she is formatiollcilll 343-7261. United Service of. America, 24307 M. so beautiful and good- tempered, bllt Magic Mtn. Parkway, Suite 306, NON-SMOKING roornmate.v.J ·1 cannot keep her in my apartment HELPERSWEST has lOOsof well Valencia, Calif.,91355: blocks to, SUB, $150. 336·4058 building. She is well-trained iand screened nanny positions available. evenings. . Personals f~iendly.CaIl345.7759 or 345·8204. No fees! $150.00-200.00 a week, plus DAY AND NIGHT shifts. Must be room and board, airfare paid, vaca- of age. Cobby's II-Chinden Store. WHOMEVER RETURNED Caspar's KAREN: While we're deciding, BSU GAY/LESBIAN Group is hav- tions, group insurance. Call Call 322-7401. Ask for Lynda. 1.0. tag and reflector to my front porch, should we use condoms like Plann- ing a meeting on November 22, 1987 801-295-3266 PLEASE contact me and let me know ed Parenthood suggested? Jim. at 3 p.m. at the Community Center. NATIONAL COLLEGE marketing where you found them, and if you saw For directions call 336-3870, between FEDERAL, STATE, and civil service company seeks individual or campus my cat or his leopardskin collar. Call . J 1M: Good idea! But have you ever 7·10 p.m. '.jobs $14,707 to $66,819/year. Now organization to market· well-known 345-7759 or 345-8204. Caspar lives at used them before? What are they Hiring! ~CALL JOB LINE credit cards right on campus. Flexi- 905 W. Franklin, Apt. M. 1·518-459-3611 Ext. F 3504for info. ble hours, excellent pay and full train- 24 Hour. ing. Call Darryl at (800) 59~-2121. REWARD!! My beautiful WHITE CAT ACROSS - 37 Make tace , has been missing since Sept. 38 Turkish flag $10·$660 weekly/up mailing cir- 29/Thesday. He is all white, except for 1 Dance step 40 Muse 01poetry For Sale 4 Member 01deer 42 Note 01scale culars! Rush self-addressed stamped a few faded gray spots on top of his THE TICKET TO PORTLAND. Leave lamlly 43 Sully envelope DEPT. AN·7CC-El, 9300 head. He is male, 9 months old, short .a Japanese sash 45 Nonprofessional Wilshire, Suite 470, Beverly Hills, CA Boise-November 25, return December but stocky. Yellow eyes and short hair. 12 Cloth measure 47 Rocky hili WEEKLY 90212. r. Call 336-1870. CASPAR is an extremely friendly and 13 Sign 01zodiac 49 Location 14 Pale 50 Plots CROSSWORD 15 Pigpens 54 Water wheel 17 Missives 57 Garden tool WlIlfW.I . 19 Troplcallruit 58 Aromatic herb PUZZLE IT WAS I1U JVSr /I 21 Brown kiwi 60 Sick HORf(fl!t£ N/6HT7I1I1R6, 22GIfI 61 Shade tree WI15fVrITlOF 0 25 Malay canoes 62 Famed ~&ITWiI5. • 29 French arlicle 63 Piece out CIWI HI1V€$)Me 30 Characteristic 9 Be In debt WI1KMMllK1' 32 Hindu garment DOWN 10 Prohibit '- I '11 1 33 Organ 01 Those holding ~ if, hearing office 35 Heavenly bodies 16 Direction i.. ~ ' 18 Sailors: colloq. '0 " 20 Related on mother's side 22 Entreaties _+--I-~ 23 Domain 24 Crown 26 Grain 27 Babylonian abode of dead 28 Hindu gUItar 31 English streetcars - 34 Femaie ruff 36 Fouled 39 Partner 41 German king 44 Citizen of Rome 46 Uncanny 1 48 City in Nevada r 50 That woman 51 t-1ountaln pass 52 Dress border 53 Pose lor portrail 55 Kind 56 Sudsy brew 59 Compass point

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