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VOL, XXII M c P h e r s o n c o l l e g e , m c p h e r s o n , k a n s a s , FRIDAY, OCTOBER 7, 1938 NUMBER FOUR Choral Club, Fanny ’s' Open House Wows Cordier Recommended Want Picture In Quad? Hess Reveals Highly By Authority The Spectator has just received a Quartet Are Curious Female Multitude prophecy of most tragic aspect from Has Traveled In Czechoslovakia and the editor of the Quadrangle. The Debate Plans; At last we hare had the opportun­ we were mid-way an our tour in­ Foreign Countries prophecy states flatly that same one Now Selected ity of peering beyond the lobby por­ stead of making our mouths water will be greatly disappointed next Question Out tals of "Ye Olde Fahnestock Hole." as Vance Sanger and his picture ap­ Dr. Andrew W . Cordier o f Man­ spring when his picture does not ap­ ples did. Large Number Participate And to our surprise the reports of chester College, North Manchester, pear in the yearbook. His picture sagging doors, slanting walls, and Team Prospects Bright In Music Work This That building really is infested Indiana, will be on the Mc­ will not appear because he did not rotting floors are grossly exaggera­ with something! As many chessis Pherson College campus October 20 As Tryouts Come Year have his picture taken when request- ted. cats as a dog has fleas. and 31 to lecture on present-day ed. Soon With all the debris behind the European problems. The faculty Choral organizations on the cam- And, please, for Ellon Stead's If this prophecy does not prove to nailed-up-closet door the boys cau­ feels indeed fortunate to secure this Debate Coach Maurice A. Hess pus are progressing satisfactorily sake, somebody collar Dick Barger's be true it will mean that everyone tiously welcomed 181 guests into famous lecturer and writer. announced Tuesday that the year's according to Mr. Kevin Fisher, head Scottie. Realty, W anny and Funk, has cooperated with the Quadrangle. debate question has been released their immaculate domicile. Spider Two of Dr. Cordier's lecture sub­ of the vocal department. A Cappella one felt rather cramped when enter­ Won't you please cooperate? by the P i Kappa Delta. The ques­ webbs had either been swept down jects will be ’'Germany, The Key to Choir and Choral club practices are ing your room— so many girls on ev­ tion. Resolved: that the United or painted the color of the wall pa­ European Peace" and "The Doom of already almost habits. ery wall, from top to bottom includ­ States should cease to use public per; lovely bed spreads, crispy cur­ Czechoslovakia." He is well prepar­ BYPD Offer. New, This p u t week the Varsity Mule ing the window; you could have been funds for the purpose of stimula- tains. desk and bed lamps aided in ed to bundle such topics, for during Quartet was chosen by tryouts. Two a bit more kind, couldn't you? Even Varied Program Sun. ting business, is a controversial is- giving the room that homey atmos­ this last summer’s study in Europe, of the members were in the quartet those ferocious looking M Club pad­ sue and will be of great interest phere so necessary if the portrait he visited Germany four or five Campbell And Vaugh Will Discuss last year. Gordon Yoder is the bari- dles on display didn’t fill us with as during the coming campaign and picture or the g ir l friend is to be set times and spent ten days in Czechp- Living As You Please tone and Keith Pierce the bass. The much terror. There must have been elections. off just right so that upon entering slovakia, part o f which was devotedCbssted new members are Wayne Albright, a balance wheel a little off too: Commenting upon the choice of the room the guest’s eyes fall first to a visit to the Sudeten area. New and different is the program second tenor, a nd W esley DeCoursey, either the clock's or somebody else's. question. Hess asserted that it will on the picture, then on the owner, While Dr. Cordier is in this part o f for Sunday corning in B. Y. P. D. at first tenor. Singing in the quartet be particularly stimulating because it and back to the picture. Last but not least were the punch, the country, he win also speak at 8:30 o'clock in the college Church. is partisan and timely. "There are is no easy matter, for behind each Morrison, did you get that bear's poured by Rowena Frantz and Shir­ Friends University at W ichita. Dr. The general topic of the evening performance are many hours of prac­ undoubtedly two sides to it," says skin all by yourself? Decoursey and ley Spohn, and the Krispie Krack- Edwards, president of that institu­ is the controversial q ue stio n, "Can tice. The quartet rehearses regular- Hess, who has tutored many state Bollinger, how frequently do you use ers we all do love so well. Yes, and tion, in a letter to Dr. Schwalm, I live as I please, or am I the pro­ ly for an hour each school day. championship teams at McPherson. your extra-size room for boxing? perhaps you clever boys need not stated the following: "I know no duct o f other forces?” The Varsity Male Quartet will The coach is now preparing an How does Berle Miller rate a private snicker up your sleeve when you ask­ man better equipped to interpret Miss Frances Campbell will pre­ make two public appearances within extensive bibliography which will ba— , I mean lavatory? ed us to come back again— after all world conditions than is Dr. Cord- sent the arguments of "I can live a week. Next Thursday morning soon be available to all candidates, Dubois, you're to be thanked Hallowe'en is coming and we might ier. He is a man o f brilliant mind, as I please" while Leonard Vaughn they will sing at the Odd Fellows The references and sources w ill be greatly for serving us the treat when "sack R o m e " -E. S . of profound scholarship, o f wide trav­ will maintain, “I am the product Convention which will he held in Mc­ placed on a reserve shelf in the el, and of constant investigation over o f other forces." Pherson. Then October 15, in the library. a number of years—a background Last Sunday evening's program evening, they will appear on the pro­ Debate prospects for the year Sunday Night Club Bowman To Come from which the most intelligent in­ was especially well-recieved when gram of the District Brethren Church seem to be fairly bright. All the terpretation possible may come. It Don Newkirk, chairman of the panel Conference at Hutchinson. The Religious Emphasis Week of members of last years men's varsity Planned by Pastor is a privilege that will not often be discussion, opened the subject, “ Our During the regular practice last the church and college will be No­ team, Bill Thompson, Addison Saa- preseated to a community to hear increasing leisure time and what Monday night, the Choral Club elecl- vember 11-18. The committee has thoff, Donald Newkirk, and Luther Outstanding Speakers Appear Dr. C o r d ie r . to do with it." the entire group par- ed the following officers: Elizabeth secured Dr. Warren D. Bowman of Harshbarger, are back in school. Dr. Cordier, who is yet in his thir­ ticipating in the discussion. Ann Mohler, president; Lucille Wade, At Brethren Church; W ashington, D. C ., a s speaker. Dr. Harshbarger. however, may not de­ ties, received his M. A . in 1923 and vice-president; Eldora Miller, secre­ Flory Is Next Bowman is a specialist in the field Other members of the panel were bate this year. his P h . D . in 1926 from the Univer­ Wesley DeCoursey, Geraldine Spohn, tary and treasurer; and Marian of personal and family relations. The only surviving member of the Rev. Bernard King, a new-found sity of Chicago. He has been head Richard Burger. Avis Smith, Harold Harshbarger, librarian. The conduc­ For a number of years he was pro- women's varsity, Geraldine Spohn, friend of the college students, is of the department of history and Larsen, and Elizabeth Mohler. tor of the club is Frances Campbell fessor of psychology at Juniata Col­ will become the nucleus of this presenting a new feature for the Sun­ political science at Manchester Col­ and the supervisor is Professor Fish­ lege, and at present he is the pastor Virginia K e r l i n led the devotionals year's team. Esther Sherfy, who did lege since 1926. He has been a er. day evening services. A Sunday Night of the Church of the Brethren in for which Dorothy Braid, accom­ not debate last year, is a good pros­ Club, featuring a series of talks by lecturer for Indiana University since The personnel of the Choral Club Washington. He is a charming and panied by Lucille Wade, played a pect. 1928 and for five others for a short­ is as follows: Arlene Barley, Ha­ outstanding speakers of the college forceful speaker and is well beloved Violin solo. Ernest Reed, Donald Davidson. and community, is being organized. er time. He has written several zel Bodine, Mary Boring, Dorothy by the youth of the church for his At a recent meeting of the B. Y. Stephen Stover, and Dale Stucky Last Sunday evening Dr. V. F.. books on European history having Braid, Kathryn Brallier, Marguerite sympathetic understanding of youth P . D . cabinet In Miss Shockley's will be old squad members available Schwalm opened the series with a gained material first hand by making Brower, Melba Burger, Juanita Chris­ problems. He is the author of Home apartment, the members decided to f or the men's teams. Dwight Hor­ most inspiring talk on "The Mean­ three trips to Europe. tenson, Olive Colyn, Marian David­ Builders of Tomorrow. try to present such programs ner does not plan to debate this year. ing o f Freedom " . Incidentally, he son, Bernetta Denny, Kathryn Mac Dr. Bowman is coming under the throughout the year which would It is not definitely known what will give the closing address later in Diel, Autumn Fields, Lois Florman, auspices of the church, College, and help students to understand them- strength he freshman class has the spring, Hess Says Faith Lillys Frantz, Audrey Hamman, Mar­ S. C. M. selves, their problems, and the best brought, but to all appearances there Next Sunday evening. October 9, ian Harshbarger, Evelyn Herr, Edtih Needed In Life way to meet the daily obstacles to will be some promising candidates. Dr. Claude F lory has chosen as his Hughey, LaVonne John, Donna Jean Mental Health Plays Christian living. The men's tryout date has been Johnson, Lenora Kanel, Virginia subject "As lt Is In Heaven." Attend­ tentatively set for Tuesday night, ance and enthusiasm of these services Faith Works; Too Often Wav- Kerlin, Alice Lindgren, Ardys Metz, Crucial Part in Life November l, with the women's try­ has been very gratifying." said Rev­ ers in College Transition To Have Two Open Houses Elina Minnick, Elizabeth Mohler, outs the following afternoon. erend King. " We hope it will con­ Dean Shockley Tells How To Develope Period Katherine Mohler. Edith Nickey, The girls of Arnold Hall will hold tinue." Healthy Attitude Nina Lea Rush, Edna Mae Russell, Open House on Saturday evening, Taking as his scripture a portion Council Gives Tea Avis Smith, Joy Smith, Geraldine Emphasizing the universal need October 22, from 8:0 0 p. m. to 10:00 of the eleventh chapter o f Hebrews, For College Girls Spohn, Shirley Spohn, Lucille Wade, fo r healthy minds, Dean Ida Shockley p. m. Demos Give Feed the Westminister Abbey of the Bi­ and Rowena Wampler. gave a practical talk in chapel Wed­ The girls of Kline Hall have also ble, Professor Maurice A. Hess Mother-Daughter Committee's Fetes Loland Akers, Galeu Allen. Wil­ To All Students nesday m orning. Dr. Schwalm led planned to hold Open House but the stressed in chapel Monday the need With Hacker talk bur Ballinger, Eugene Charbaneau, the devotionals, which consisted of date has not been definitely deter- for faith in the lives o f college stu- William Cooper, Gerald Denny, Ed­ Plan Bon Fire At Stadium a hymn, responsive reading, and mined. Lovely flowers, beautiful tea table, win K iegl. Eldon Dubois, Robert dents. He said that in marked con­ Tuesday When M r. Hensley prayer. trast to the two times that the word Alt students, faculty members, and excellent program, and charming la­ Frantz, Harold Fulkerson, Lawrence "Religious faith," declared Miss Will Discuss Issues "fa ith " is menltoned in the Old Tes- friends are invited to attend. dles all harmonized into a delightful Hawkins, Merle Hodgden, Durward Shockley, "contributes to mental tea for the college girls sunday af­ Karlaen, Russell Kingsley, Lee tament, it is mentioned 243 times in The McPherson College Young health" Fear is private enemy No. 1 ternoon, October 2. when they were Kraus, Vernon Kraus, Joel Letke­ the New Testament. Democrats and the County Young and should be displaced by faith in Inter-Class Debates the guests of the Women's Council men, Eldora Miller, LaRue Owen, "We say we walk by sight, not Democrats invite all students to a order to make life livable. Everyone in the Brethren Church parlors. William Zook, Addison Saathoff, by faith. W e live in a scientific Start Next Tuesday huge watermelon feed and rally next has to formulaic his own philosophy Mrs. J. R. Rothrock, chairman of Dale Stucky, John Detrick, and La­ world, one in which it is popular to Thursday evening, October 13. at the of life, but no one can afford to re­ Seniors Saathoff, Thompson Tangle the mother-daughter committee verne Voshell are the men o f the ridicule faith." said Hess. "I have college stadium. A huge bon fire ject faith. ' With Kagarice, Darrow which supervised the affair, and Mrs. Choral Club. come to the conclusion that the par­ will create a festive atmosphere for One should have spiritual power, tial lack of faith which we find in W. C. Heaston received the guests the evening which starts at 7:00. which will help him to try again, a a certain portion of our college stu- The Forensic Club, in collabora- who were directed to informal cir­ tion with Debate Coach Maurice A. S. C. M. Seeks Active The program will include a speech spirit of love, not four-cynicism leads dents is d ue to the stage of transi- cles of ladles and girls. Support For Program by Mrs. N. L. Hensley o f Lindsborg to mental ill health — and a sound tion through which they are passing. Hess, set dates for the inter-class "Flow Gently Sweet Afton" and who will review the history of the m ind." debates at a meeting last Tuesday "Drink to Me Only With Thine Eyes" evening. Have you been approached by a party and the accomplishments of "T h e people with sound and Professor Hess told of attending were sung by special quartet con- The debates, held each year to member or the S. C. M. cabinet for the present administration. Other healthy minds are the ones which a Y . M . C . C . conference at which sisting of Mrs. E . A. W all, Mrs. Free- active participation in and financial prominent young leaders will talk. have built up the right attitudes. the student ministers spent 75% of determine the school championship, by, Mrs . J. V. Holsinger, and Mrs. support of our campus organization The plans for the rally were an­ The hope for the future surely lies their time discussing their doubts, are scheduled to begin next Tuesday, Jay Crumpacker, accompanied by this year? T h e membership drive nounced lost night when the College only in healthy minded people. We when he thought they should have October 11, when the juniors and M r s . Paul Sargent. Miss Eunice is now in full swing— every student Young Democrats met in the SUR. should all work toward building up been discussing what they believed. seniors tangle for the upperclassmen Harkey, director of child welfare in should be reached soon. With Dale Stucky presiding, the pro­ strong, healthy minds." He pointed out that we can't apply championship. The seniors choice McPherson County, spoke interest­ By means of a merger with the gram included announcements by Professor Shockley concluded her the principles of mathmatics to for representatives are Addison ingly of the slums, Hull-House, and World Service Group and a conso­ Helen Wills, comments by J. H. Fries Speech by reading a poem by Rich- faith any more than we can apply Saathoff and Bill Thompson, who markets in Chicago. Her work in lidation of Peace forces, the Student who showed the place of politics or ard Trench. them to geography. W e should hold will oppose Margaret Kagrice and the sociology department in the Uni­ Christian Movement holds a unique the campus, a piano solo by Avis to faith because it works, rather Wesley Darrow, in the drawings, versity Of Chicago was also of In­ position in the school this year. Eliot and a talk by Russ Anderson Dig Elephant Deposit than because it conform s to certain the j uniors received negative. terest. Through its wider interests it seeks who discussed informatively the pre­ Loaned To McPherson mathematical principles. One week later the sophom ores Mrs. Burton Metzler, Mrs. W. C. to serve every student. sent political situation. "W hether we realize it or not, we and freshmen battle for the young- Hesston, Mrs. Jennie Heckman, and The increased budget must be C. H. Dresher, R. E. M ohler and live by faith. The farmer plants his sters cup. The two winners will Mrs. J. R. Rothrock assisted in pour­ raised largely by the direct support Flory Speaks At IRC several college students will spend crop in hope that it will produce. meet on Tuesday evening, October ing tea from the lace covered table of those who wish to grow with the the latter part o f the week at B luff The student comes to college with 25, to determine the championship. which was centered with a bowl of S. C. M. Funds are already com ing in, Dr. F lory proved to be an interest ­ City, Kansas. the faith that he will be able to The sophomore representatives fall flower* and was artistically dec - but present proceeds (as reported to ing and delightful speaker at the An interesting fossil deposit of a make good in his work. The busi- will be Don Newkirk and Dale Stucky. orated with fall colors. Baskets of the treasurer) are too small to be first meeting of the Internationa. great prehistoric elephant has been ness m a n m a k e s c o n tr a c ts in th e flowers were placed about the room indicative of the final goal. The S. Relations Club for the year. After discovered near Bluff City. The faith that he will be able to keep The debate question is the same to add beauty to the occasion. C. M. is yours! Support it! spending the past year in Europe, work of unearthing and restoring his word. W e go to bed at night one used by the varsity teams this Dr. Flory was able to give first hand the bones will be carried on by Pro- trusting that we will arise in the year. S. G . Hoover Elected By Fresh Large Ticket Sale information of the situation now ex­ fessor Mohler and his assistants . m orning." In th e Tuesday night me eting, In the freshman class election held Business Manager J. H. Fries an­ isting in that nation. The fossil has been loaned to the "Fatih stands the pragmatic test the Forensic Club re-elected Bill last Monday, S. G. Hoover was elect­ nounced that there were 320 football After the meeting in the Student McPherson College Museum where because it works .My hope for you Thompson president: Ernest Reed ed secretary-treasurer by an over- season tickets sold by last Friday. Union Room the entire group was in­ it will be added to the fine collection is that while you are in college you got the nod for vice-president and whelming majority. The other of- This figure is far more that o f pre­ vited to the home of Dr. and Mrs. o f Pre-Historic relics already on dis­ may develop a living faith," were program chairman: and Joy Smith ficers were elected at A previous vious years. J. D. Brig h t fo r tea. play there. his concluding remarks. was chosen secretary-treasurer. meeting. FRIDAY, OCTOBER 7, 1938 The Spectator p a g e t w o Middle Names Reveal Parents Schwalms Throw Ramblin's Heap Big Affair The S pectator Hope For Bright Young Ones Last Saturday night, Dr. and M rs. Official Student Publication of McPherson College. McPherson, By Ty Pryter Benjamin and Wesley Franklin, Schwalm began a delightful practice David Thomas might have been Published every Friday during the school year by the Student Council! By the looks of things some par­ which they will continue throughout Sept. 27. W e find ourselves in the ents didn't want to take chances with named after the David in the bible the school year, when they invited or after Edison. Harold Albert for H O M E o f 1957 Member 1 9 3 8 T H E SC H O O L, midst of a deep philosophical dis- their offspring and so gave them a into their home all students whose middle name from the Bible in hopes King Harols or King Albert?’ His birthdays occurred during the month t h e BU LLDOGS Associated Collegiate Press OF quality cussion with Dr. Metzler trying to find out just what truth is and how that the name would help that son three Initials spell a nickname. I of September. as second class matter November "0. 1912. t A the postoffice at we may know when we have found or daughter be good. There's Ro­ wonder if Olan Madison or Lawrence And such games as they did play! McPherson, Kansas, under the act of March 3. 1897 — it. The rest of the class have a bert Samuel and Forrest Daniel. Galvin would like to be president Era June Zimmerman and Bill Subscription Sales For ~ Address A ll Correspondence to few ideas, of course, but they are all That rhymes doesn't it? How do someday. Thompson were the only ones o f the One Year - THE SPECTATOR wrong because they don't agree with do you like Theodore Samuel and Eight girls accidentally got the sixteen who could count to ten. No $1 McPherson. Kansas ours. Dr. Metzler tells us to read Phillip Samuel? It seems most any­ same middle name. Leon Mae, Alice protest, Dwight and Marianne! Who the next chapter and we will find thing goes with Samuel, or does it? Mae, another Alice Mae, Kathryn was it that thought q u a r t was spell- THE STAFF out the answer to our query, but we I'll bet that Jake is a nickname for Mae, Flora Mae, and Edna Mae think ed with a "e"‘ ? O uch! the “ R" j ust Editor-In-Chief Dale Stucky read the next chapter and we don’t Jacob. their name is spelled more reman- bumped in the "h." Associate Editor Autumn Fields agree with the author, either. It is Do you know anyone by the name Sports Editor tically than the way Rillin May and Say, the entire school should have Raymond Coppedge Feature Editor all a bit puzzling but by the end of of Russell Joseph, Olive Miriam, lil- Venn May spell theirs. How almost it heard Roy Robertson and Dr. Sch- Column Editor Senna Jean Johnson the semester we are sure we will lian Martha, Carl Simon, and Emer- boys? I wonder if Edna Mae was walm run a race telling jokes. But Campus Editor Rilla H u b b a r d Business Manager have all the problems solved, and son David? If you remember your named for the Oliver comedian. it will have to be admitted that Roy Dean FrantzHerbert Michael Circulation Manager we'll be ready to go out and remake Bible Lessons from last year or be- How does the name Elizabeth was furnished a book of them. B o o k k e e p e r Robert RiceMaurice A. Hess Faculty Advisor the world. fore that or even from Dr. Metzler's sound with M ajorie, Mary, Kathryn. Dr. and Mrs. Schwalm always Sept. 28. So Fahnestock "Hole" is class the Bible you will recognize and Geneva? thought that their own side won; REPORTERS AND SPECIAL WRITERS finally having open house! We these middle names. Is Eldon Lionel an actor too? finally they got Betty up on a chair Orville Beehler Vera Heckman Willbur Stern Doris Voshell thank Prof. Mohler for speaking so Several girls were named after Why was Stephen named Leach? A n d to determine whose madly waving Dorish Dresher Dwight Horner Elizabeth Mohler Reba Barngrover Rosalie Fields Harold Larsen Avia Ostlind Majorie Kinzie frankly. Seriously, we think they some Ruth whether it was the Ruth did you ever hear the name Loft? hand ascended first. Ernest Reed Shirley Spohn Hubert Shelly should have waited until later in the of the Bible or not I don't know, Olive Colyn was the best needle- AddisonHenry Dosenbrock Saathoff Joy Smith Ramona Fries Sarah Jane Olwin Kenneth, W esley, Wayne, and Olive year to have it because that way but you might ask Rowena Ruth, Raymond enjoy for do they? the threader, but Crouse, Fox. and the "Hole" would get cleaned up Mary Ruth. Opal Ruth, Miriam Ruth, name of Le Roy as a go ball ween Johnson could really scoop out the Why Not Belt Lines For Players? again. As it is, the lads won't have or a few others to find out. I guess S a r a J ane, Lena Bells, Mary El- peanuts and beans. No cheating at- to clean now until Christmas vaca­ those combinations a re all right at len and a few others won't be sup- Here is a grievance that h a s ju st see no reason why those of us tion, if then. least the persons mentioned are still prised to see their middle names Frances Campbell made a delightful who are physically not able to grounds. It is aimed at a practice There is only one disadvantage su rv iv in g . In print because they are known by w a i t r e s s , didn't s h e . But care- play football, or are more inter- that should be abolished. to being a dignified Senior: we have Maybe some parents wanted their both names. ful here or everything will be told. If there are to be belt lines and ested in other types of endeavor children to follow the footsteps of to sit away down in front in chapel Autumn doesn't think the name Just wait until it is your turn for buttoning there should be no partial- should be subjected to indigni- some famous person, which is alto- and it isn't so easy to study history Felton goes at all withher name. one of the best of birthday parties. ties from which a privileged few gether impossible in the cases I ity shown. without being seen. Mr. Wllhsm re­ Are we housing a girl from Geor- If a lowly freshman may have football-playing freshmen are ex­ know. At least the ones mentioned minded us of our own bed when he g ia” or is that part of her nam e? I'll Patronize Spec Advertisers empt have some famous person's name. space in these columns, I would spoke of “a bed too short to lie in, bet th a t th e p e o p le w h o d o n 't s e e This College was not established Maybe Leland Charles is named af­ like to protest against an injus- with covers too narrow to cover their names on here were too bash- t o provide a chance for foot- ter King Charles, or maybe Charles tice. one's self." ful or ashamed of their middle names Why is a freshman who goes ball playing. It was established Luther was named after the famous Sept. 29 --- Hitherto we had to put them on the paper that they out for football exempt from to give students a chance to thought that a good war would be I.til her. You might ask Bernard filled out to be admitted to college. wearing a green cap, buttoning, gain a higher education. If that Gottlob where he got his name. I rahrer exciting, provided it remain- I surely thought several people had going through belt lines, and is true, why should football play- don t know anyone by that name. ed on foreign soil, and we were hop- middle names but I cound't find any similair time-honored indignities ers and other athletes be privil­ I'll bet Jake Frank stands for ing the Fuehrer Would decide to for them. Some students were will- other freshmen suffer? I can eged characters? march on Czechoslovakia. But last Jacob Franklin, probably for the ing to admit that they had a middle night, we read for the third or fourth fam ous B. Franklin. I’ll bet Papa and name and so put only the middle initial Mama Nordling wanted Bernard time Erich Remarque's: All Quiet On down, but that j ust keeps people Self-Determination Misleading Erick to be an explorer, too. The The Western Front. We decided that guessing. Why not put the name On the contraty, it has a conglom er- Eugene Ulysses goes pretty well to­ Woodrow Wilson and his group of if war is what the author of the down in the beginning? idealistic map-changers who believed ation o f heterogen ou s peoples j ust book says it is, peace at any price gether because both start with the i n the theory of self-determina­ as do Central Europe and the Bal- is better than marching millions of same sound. Wonder if Grant would tion started something. The cry has kans. Its power, rather, lies in its men out to be smeared promiscu­ like his name sake? Here's two Shank Arnold Hall Prexy been taken up by less desirable and being an econom ic unity. ously over the landscape. Probably more Franklin namesakes. Galen G la d y s Shank is the new president less humanitarian interests. A wor­ Czechoslovakia will find difficulty the coiner of the term, ’’political thy Idea itself, it may be econ- o f Arnold Hall, taking the place of in readjusting itself commercially monastics'' will disagree with us, but it anyhow. Then the faculty could omically unsound and, worse, may be LaVena High who was married this with the rich mineral resources and we will stand our ground, neverthe- use it. too. W e noticed that Miss used for an excuse by a n aggressor. summer. Margaret Louise Kagarice raw materials of the Sudeten terri- less. Forney has set up a Czech Corner in Why a country should be divided was elected vice president to fill the tory gone. Sept. 30. The game last night, was the Library. Now we have no ex- according to race predominance is position left by Doris Dpane who is one of the finest we have ever wit- a great principle and catch-word cuse for being in ignorance concerning spending the winter in California. hard to see because a nation is pri- nessed, in spite o f the fact that we the European situation. Again marily held together by its commerce that sprung from entirely well- meain- didn’t win. The boys from Hastings we commend our new librarian! (We ing democratic sources may have be­ Margaret and Elizabeth Waggoner and trade. expected a "push-over;” they almost hope she doesn't mind breaking into America's power does not essen- come a war-cry to justify needless spent the week end with Avis Elliott had it, but it was Hastings instead p rin t.) tially lit in its being a racial unity. expansion of an autocratic state. at her home south o f town. of Mac that almost got the push. Oct. 1. Bills due and no money. Gordon Yoder looked a hit lonesome. as usual. O well! Maybe we can We felt a big lump swelling up in stall them off a while longer. Radio Shows Significant Power our throat out of sympathy for him. posedly dramatic announcements, the Oct. 2. (W e don’t work on Sun- There were fewer cinemas attend- But we were glad to see that Don public became suddenly attentive day. except to remark that our Proxy ed, fewer books read, and fewer mag- Davidson was happy again. It is and profoundly interested in pro- a nd his wife are excellent enter- azines bought in the United States quite interesting to see the “apple grams of international interest. tainers. You'll find out more about during the recent European crisis carts" get tipped over, and then get that as time marches on.) than during any other similair per­ Doubtless any medium that picked up and started out again, if iod of time for many years. such a great influence may well be yon have the perspicacity to compre­ This according to Bob Trout, whomwatched and studied. hend our terminology. We are al­ The radio has the power to change many know as Professor Quiz's a n- ready speculating as to the an­ noucer, and who attributed the drop public opinion in a short hour. The nouncements that might probably be in reading to the interest of the pub- direct short-wave broadcasts from made "When The Roses Bloom abroad make all the more real and lic in the radio newscasts that fre­ Again” next spring. close the incidents in the old world. quently interspersed regular pro- We rushed out of the Ad Building Sharp analysists and scrutiny of grams o n the air. to mount our bicycle this afternoon, truth is necessary to seperate news "Hello America! This is Europe to discover that it was gone. With from propaganda. Calling!” Usually bored by the sup- murder in our heart and impreca­ tions upon our lips we set out on a a very large extont, by the things search for the culprit. But when we which surround one.” Which makes saw big Phil Myers on the bike we New Lights us wonder about those Shirley Tem- merely said " Hello.” We didn't care from ple pictures in Fahnestock; but if after all. But we have decided to their rooms are always as orderly sell the bicycle to the Administra­ The Lamps as they were Friday night we won't tion, since most of the fellows use it worry too much about their taste. F irst th in g we want to apologize Beware! the storks are hovering for what we said last week about I mean—oh skip it. the cheering section. It got pretty Editor's note to the writer of the noisy last Thursday night, but then above column: How about a date to- who could help getting excited about day at 4:00 in the spec office? that game. No intentions of be- Either that or contact me sooner. littling, however. It tickled us when "Within These Walls" commented on Mickey Mor- Flock From All Corners ison's up-to-the-minute hairdress, because we knew all the time that it Students from Virginia to North was Mickey's grandmother who Dakota have flocked to McPherson taught her how to fix it that way. College this year. A survey of stu­ Which doesn't of course, hinder its dents by states shows that there are being up-to-the-minute. more Kansas students coming from For look alikes (use your imag- outside of McPherson than are com­ ination) Virginia Kerlin and Ruth ing from McPherson itself. stump: Olive Colyn and Geneva The figures are as follows: Kan­ Schlehuber: Rowena Frantz and sas (outside of McPherson 1 1 2 ; Mc- Janet Gaynor: Lambert and Nel- Pherson, 11; Iowa, 33, Missouri, 14; son Eddy. Idaho, 8; Colorado. 8; Nebraska, 6; For twinkles in their eyes (imag- Minnesota, 5; Oklahoma, 4; Indiana, ination unnecessary) : Asta Ostlind, 3; Ohio. 3; Louisiana, 2; Texas, 2; Mary Elizabeth Hoover, and Maur- Florida, 1; Pennsylvania, 1; Tenne- ine Anderson. see. 1; and Virginia. 1. Dick Berger is an u p an d com in g young freshmen. Maybe it's because All but one of the Hoerner Hall he's from Iowa. girls are quite worried for fear Del­ We liked this sentence in the De- bert barley's grades will be sub- sign textbook: Taste is m olded, to normal this term . We wonder why? Practice Teach M innick, Fisher in Chapel Social Committees Function Chem Club Organizes; Give Program Thursday At Local Schools Responsive reading and prayer was W ithin These W alls To carry out more effectively the the form of devotions led by Presi­ social program on the campus, two The Chemistry Club held its first dent Schwalm and Dean Bright at social committees have been appoint­ meeting last Thursday, September Dr. Boitnott Sends Instructors the chapel program. Friday morn­ Attention, Prof. Dell! Another in Mr. and Mrs. Harshbarger's kitch­ ed by the social director and ap­ 28, at 4:00 in the chemistry le c t u r e To Three McPherson ing, September 30. problem will be heaped upon your en. The refreshments must have proved by the student council are to room. The purpose of the meeting School Houses Two Vocal solos were presented shoulders unless you see that the been good, for Harold Larsen even study the social needs on the campus was to elect officers for the year. cast off his role of host to consume and to provide ways of meeting those by Mr. Fisher. They were "come to furnishings of the recreation room Dr. J. W. Hershey is permanent Eleven McPherson College sen­ three or four handfulls of crack­ needs. the Fair” by Easthope Martin and in Sharp Hall are returned. That president of the organization. Rich­ iors and seven sophomores are be- group of boys known as the “ Dun ers ers, (and everyone knows that Har- The committee consists of two off- “Requiem” by Sidney Homer. The ard Horn was elected vice-president. ing trained in the local city sch ools old doesn't care very much about campus students, Delbert Barley and concluding number was a reading en- geon Gang” threaten to start playing Sara Jane Olwin, secretary; Emer­ for the teaching profession. Four of Lenore Shirk, and two on the campus titled "A Heart-of Old Hickory” giv­ craps unless the ping-pong table is eating. The rooms were surpris­ son Yoder, reporter; Asta Ostlind, the seniors are practice teaching representatives. Mariam Kimmell en by Elma Minnick. returned to their "hang-out"! ingly clean. However it’s a rumor chairman of social committees; and in the Senior High School. Vera Students studying in the library that many a closet suffered from the and Gordon Yoder. Heckman is teaching English under La Rue Owen, chairman of program one evening found relief from their shoes, books, clothes, and whatnot's committee. the supervision o f Miss Gertrude Community Forum Held books by a loud noise. Upon in- that were hastily thrown into them Miss Colline Makes Art The next meeting will be next Smalley. Orville Beehler and Mar­ In McPherson Church vestigation, it was found that Harold as the guests began to arrive. Interesting And Easy Thursday, October 13, at 4:0 0 . Mem­ tin Siedel are teaching industrial Duncanson was staggering under a a r t s in Mr. Leonard Crumpacker's This winter those McPhersonsonites The other evening Pres. Schwalm bers of the elementary chemistry blow dealt him by Margaret Hamm. Some students seem to be "born classes; and Bob Wiegand teaches made a tour of inspection of the class will give the program. Every­ will be privileged to hear five out­ The number of students who have artists" ; others are not. Occasionally h istory in Mr. John C lem ents his­ standing speakers on the lecture campus. He surprised a few boys and one is cordially invited to attend been forceably-removed from the li­ girls in the Student Union Room, and any artist, even the expert, may have tory classes. course to be held at the Congregational this meeting. brary is mounting every day. You broke up a prank in the boys Dorm. difficulty in making a moon (or In the Junior High school are: church. These lecture forums have to be good nowadays or Miss It seems that Robert and Dean whatever) to look similar to the one Evelyn Herr, teaching English for will be presided over by Rev. With- Forney will 'get you'. Frantz were getting ready to surprise of the study from which he is copy- Shurman Receives K. U. Scholarship Miss Lindbloom ; Opal Hoffman prac- erspoon. On Wednesday, October 12, By the way, don’ t you think that Russell Kingsley with a bucket of ing. He may make a yellow moon tice teaching with Miss Simmons in Dr. Adreas Bard will lecture on "F ree Lawrence Hawkins looks like the water. However, upon the arrival of and find it too i ntense. He a d d s Clara Shurman, a graduate of ’3 7, the Latin department; Virginia Har­ Speech And W orld Chaos.” Dr Bard actor, Peter Lorre? And then there's the prexy, they changed their minds. while—i t is too pale; he adds or­ has received a University Scholar­ ris tenches history in Miss Sand- is pastor of the St. Marx Lutheran always the one about Galen Allen, ange—i ts off Shade. He may con- ship front Kansas University. Miss Church of Kansas City. There is still need for a course in grens's classes; Lenore Shirk is tak- who looks like George Burns wife. tinue exprimenting until the result Shurman, who also graduated from cleanliness around the dear old col­ ing her teacher training from Miss Sunday, October 16. Attorney Tom The boys of Fahnestock "Hole" looks like a ball of mud. McPherson high school was a distinctively lege. Gladys Shank attended a very Rankin in the home economics class­ Gershom o f Kansas City will lec - really made excellent hosts last Fri­ It is at such a crisis that Miss o u t s t a n d i n g student in the nice tea in her best bib and tucker— es; R u ssel Kingsley is teaching w ith ture on " C h u rch and P olitics". Mr. day evening, didn't they? The tail- Clara Colline, the instructor in Art. history department o f the colllege. but with dirty hands and face. Gladys Rush Holloway, industrial arts : and Gershom is city attorney for North wagging dogs belonging to Richard literally puts herself into the picture. The scholarship. which carries blamed it on her new suede gloves, Wilbur Stern and Paul Prather are Side Kansas City. He is a very elo­ Berber and Leslie Rogers and Eldon She puts on a dab of this, a dab of stipend of $250, is given on a com­ but that still doesn't explain the both taking practice teaching from quent speaker and a member of the Du Boise's plentiful supply of can­ that, blends it. and there we see a petitive basis. reason for her face being dirty. May­ Mr. Dresher in general science. Pendergast machine. dy were rivaled in popularity only perfectly beautiful moon. be it was something she 'et'. In the Washington grade school On Wednesday, October 26, Mrs. by the punch and crackers served But Miss Colline is like that. To are Kathryn Dobbins and Kathryn Zula Bennington Greene will speak. draw a circle she takes a pencil in B roiler in the first grade; Opal Mrs. Greene is a columnist of To­ Chem Majors To Wichita hand, starts at the top, and at the Matheson, second grade; Fannie peka. She is known as "P eggy of bottom of the page the lines meet Seitz, third grade; Jessie Messamer, the Foothills". This is the title of In Arnold Hall A group of chemistry majors ac­ to form the circumference of a real­ fourth grade; Maurine Anderson, a column written by her and will also companied Dr J. Willard Hershey to ly round circle. Things are a little more lively in fifth grade; and Robert Rice, sixth be the title of her speech. Wichita Thursday evening to attend An interesting part o f her career grade. One of the highlights of the course Arnold Ha ll, now that the freshmen a meeting of the American Chem- has been her study under Birger Dr. J. W. Boltnott has charge of are catching on to what it's all about. will be November first. Tom Collins, ical Society. Sadnsen, the well known artist from the practice teaching course. Sunday editor of the Kansas City The freshmen girls got their first The main feature of the evening L insborg. Journal Post will be the speaker. dose of initiation last Thursday was a paper presented by Dr. J. S. Although she has traveled, Mc- Tom Collins had to be secured a year night after the game, when they were Hughes of the department «of bio- Pherson has always been her home in advance. He is a very popular hum­ sent through a slipper line. But while chemistry of Kansas State College town. the upperclass girls worn busy "shoe­ Just Around orist. He is a lecturer for the Na­ "The Chemistry and Functions of Our art department is open every ing" them, a few cocky little num- tional Bankers Association. the Vitamins." school day except Wednesday, which bers proceeded to stack rooms, Ah—- Irene Ewing's mother of Cover, Those who attended the lectures Dr. Hershey is president o f the is Miss Colline's d a y a t C e n t r a l sweet revenge! But watch your step, visited here Sunday. last year will remember Rabbi Mey- Wichita Section of the A. C. S., and College. freshgals, w e're j ust begun. Kathryn Enns and Edith Hughey erberg. Rabbi Meyerberg is from Leland Engborg, an alumnus of Mc­ Pherson College, is a secretary. a tten d ed Bethany-Bethel foot- Kansas City and will speak this year The events of the night didn’t end Patronize Spec Advertisers ball game at Newton Saturday night, on thw subject, " if I Were a Chris­ there, however. If you would have Those accompanying Dr. Hershey looked into a room an second you Gladys Wiggins spent the week- tian". were Asta Ostlind, Sara Jane Ol- would have found about ten girls win, Richard Horn, and Wilbur end at her home in G e n e s e a . The tickets for the lectures are enjoying a midnight snack, and plan­ Mr. and Mrs. Lewis Naylor a n d free to those desiring them. There Stern. ning. In the meantime Gladys W ig­ y o u n g e sons t of Covert visited Kirk are only a limited number of tickets gins was pussy-footing around in Naylor Sunday. Kurils was along, no it is necessary t o distribute the Additions And Changes In Library the hall (as if anyone could pussy­ too. tickets only among those who are foot in Arnold's squeaky halls). And Theresa Strom, a graduate of last really interested. The college library has undergone spring who is teaching at Delavan the next morning she whined and several changes within the last few fussed about her lost alarm clock. weeks. The library office has been this year, was here for the week Pep Chapel Shows Much Enthusiasm end. A couple doors tied shut and the divided into two parts - The north Charles Wagoner, another grad of There was much pep and enthusiasm explosion of firecrackers ended the half is used by Miss Mildred Forney episodes that night. But the next last year, was here Saturday and at a recent Pep Chapel. The who is in charge o f the circulation morning several rooms were draped Sunday. Charles is taking gradu- ba nd, under the direction o f Merle department. artistically with "morning paper” . ate work in Manhattan. Hogsden, has improved to a re­ The south half is used by Miss Mr, and Mrs. Ches ter Johnston of markable degree. Berle Miller, a How extravagant! Margaret Heckethorn is supervising Preston were here last week end vis- member o f the band played two It seems that nightmares are be­ cataloguing and mending. Miss iting in Mr. Johnston's home and "h o t" tunes. Rilla led the group in coming a fad. Late Monday night Forney and Miss Hecketthorn share with friends. the yells during the session. Rilla Hubbard was twisting some the responsibility of reference work. " Mother" Emmert had a birthday Dave McGill, captain of the foot- curls in her hair, when who should Most o f the mending is now taken last Sunday, and “her girls” gave ball team gave a short talk. After walk in but her neighbor from across care of in the library basement with her a lovely bouquet of red roses. his talk he introduced other mem­ the hall, Edith Nickey. She walked Galen Stern in charge. Mrs. Violet Stumbo, daughter of bers of the team. to the window, looked out. groped During the summer months sev­ our cook Mrs. Brunk, received a We also heard from some of the around, and finally awakened when eral very valuable additions were Hawaiian lei (pronounced lay) from spectators, Audrey Hammann, Joelle she was spoken to. The next night made to the library in the form o f her sister who lives in Hawaii. For Letkeman, S. G. Hoover, Glennys her neighbors closed their doors. gifts. Those who have given books those who do not know what a lei Doll, Doris Voshell, Deborah Kubin If you hear someone yelling late to the library are: Mr. C. E. Davis, is, it is one of those flower wreaths and last, Raymond (scoop) Coppedge. at night, don’t g et frightened, cause Prof. R. E, Mohler, Mrs. Anns Tate that one wears around his neck. Pep chapel ended with the col­ it’s probably Edith Hughey having Miss Millicent Nyquist and Df. V . F. This lei, received by Mrs. Stumbo, lege song led by Francis Campbell. a wild dream. Such was the case Schwalm. is a beautiful blending of pink and The Pep Club is planning some en- Tuesday night when she awoke to white flowers. tertainment at the game. Students find herself sitting in the rocker Hubert Shelley attended the Cen- Tony Voshell, his mother, Joelle are requested to keep their seats hollering out the window. Expecting tral District Christian Endeavor Con- Letkeman, Durwood Karlson, Glen during the half. someone, Hughey? vention at Herrington, Kansas, dur­ Funk, and Olan Nincehelser went to Some of the older girls have been ing the past week end. Dodge city Saturday afternoon to Soph Counsellors Chosen complaining that the freshmen girls see the Bulldog " B " team and the are making too much noise. But— Dodge city Junior College football It was announced by Dean J. D. you were a freshman once, and it's game Saturday night. They all Bright that this year each sophomore the night life and the petty pranks spent the night with relatives of will be allowed to choose his own that makes Arnold so interesting. Tony Voshell and returned to Mc- advisor from the group of counsel­ Your grandchildren won't be inter­ Pherson Sunday morning. They had lors. The counsellors are Dr. J. W. ested in how much you study, but in a good time, so they say, and were Boltnott, Professor M. A. Hess, Miss slipper lines, midnight feeds, salt in warmly received by students o f the Della Lehman. Dr. Burton Metzler, your bed, and throwing tin cans junior college. Professor R. E. Mohler, Miss Ida down the steps. Twenty years from "Doe" VanBlaricum, Jake Cramer, Shockley. Professor S. M. Dell, and now you'll not remember how dis­ and Rilla Hubbard w ere extra pass- Dr. Bright. turbing the noise was, but oh-h-h-h engers on the bus chartered to take Freshmen will be assigned a coun­ boy, what fun! the football boys to Dodge City sellor from this group . Juniors and Saturday. 'Doc' went to visit friends, seniors will seek the counsel of their Virtue consists, not in abstaining and Jake boarded another bus for major professor. from vice but in not desiring it.-—G. Rocky Ford. Rilla visited with her During the sixth week of school B. Shaw. parents, w h o came from Hugoton each freshman and sophomore will to meet her. And whom should be asked to have a conference with Rilla run into, but her old roommate, his counsellor. Bertie Keller who sent greetings to all her friends. Mark Porter, a Shockley And Atkinson Active bigshot teacher at Ensign, was also at the game supporting the Bulldogs, Miss Shockley and Miss Atkinson and he too went his best regards. are both active members of the As­ sociation of American University Among the groups of college stu- Women. Miss Shockley is education dent s who have been enjoying par­ chairman and Miss Atkinson is the ties lately were the following Hoer­ leader of the Consumer's Buying ner Hall girls; Ethel Marie Smith. study group. Melba Burger, Margaret Hamm, Car­ rie Alice Hansen, Edith Spengler, Ethel Marie Smith spent the week and Olive Colyn. end at her Home in Genesco. Open League Heavy Ottawa Tackle McPherson College Football Contests Have Tim e Out For Scoops Many Sidelights, Interesting Spectators BY THE COLONEL Season Tonight Although the football teams are their Jobs downtown. Cheers are Ottawa Observations— been aiming for a chance at McPher- putting on the main show at the necessary and are an absolute essential Ottawa Braves Furnish Opposition With a "scattling" backfield, hefty son since the first of September. games in the McPherson college sta­ to an "honest-to-goodness"bat. Hero In Important League linemen, and a multiplicity of sub- Wise and Otherwise Items— dium, there are numerous sidelights that sometimes attract more of the Battle stitoutions, Coach Dick Godlove's Coach Chet Johnston's Preston At this Brethren institution, a attention of the average college stu­ Braves will furnish the Bulldogsgridsters were defeated 48-0 last young man keeps a constant chatter dent. After dropping a close decision to plenty of competition tonight when week by Haviland . .Better luck, via a public address system, making the Haskell Indians, then holding the they invade the local gridiron for this time, Chet! . . .Eddie Leonard, In the first place, most of the up- cracks whenever he desires or try- Hastings Broncos to a scoreless tie, the first conference battle of the sea­ who came to school with an old in­ perclassmen seem to think of a grid ing to interpret the game as he sees the McPherson College Bulldogs will son fo r both teams. j ury, has been nursing more of them contest as another chance to obtain it progress. Many people depend on open their 1938 conference season Outstanding ball-luggers in the on the sidelines since the season be- a "date" from that cute little fresh­ this intermediary to furnish them tonight at the college stadium against rear quartet are Jack Ramsey, who gan...... Jack Buckman, who was man lassie while the freshman boy, information concerning a star back, green cap perched on his head, wat- the Ottawa Braves, who defeated is the lad Coach Astle is sorry he confined to the McPherson county downs and number of yards to go, Haskell last week. sent to Ottawa, Don Meek, fully re­ hospital for a minor operation, was ches enviously from a safe distance. and miscellaneous happenings out on He is doomed to the "belt line” or This game will mark the end of a covered from a knee injury. O'Neal released during the week end, . .it the playing field. some task which no one else wants series of three home games at the and Mattis, track stars, and Pal­ is believed the entire squad is in Another group of individuals con­ to do. beginning of the season. Next week, mer, the touchdown specialist. much better physical condition at tribute much to the general spirit of the Canine gridsters journey to Bald­ Blockers of the highest rank are this time of the season than in the Then there are the musicians, the whole event. These are the sub­ win for a contest with Baker, return­ such men as Fitzpatrick, Lyman same period last year, whose greatest pleasure is in toot­ stitutes and coaches on the bench ing for a non-conference battle with Morgan, and Smith, the quarterback. Freshmen hoys, who have plenty ing the horn. jamming, jiving, get­ (If they ever sit there). Although Bethel on home grounds. On the whole, the Braves's backfield of time to loaf, should appear at the ting in the groove, feeding the alli­ they may not enter the game itself, football field this afternoon for a Coach Dick Godlove's crew, which may be considered the beat in the gators, wading in the corn, driving the bench warmers can lend encour­ good workout, lining the striped rec­ is practically intact from last year, conference. They are three-deep in out the ickies. and other such slang- agement to teammates who are in includes such men in the line as each position and each boy wastes tangle. . . .Sylvan H oover and Keith uage of the "swingster." If they the thick of the fracas. Nothing need Hofstra, Berger, Bremen, Von Arb, no time in covering the greensward. Reineeker, freshman halfbacks, were happen to look at the field, they may be said about the coach, who is anx- team mates at Quinter. . . It looks accidentally witness a thrilling play, and many others. Ramsey surges through the line like ious, happy, gloomy, and halfway up good to see Lee Kraus, a letterman, but usually these persons spend most and down at the same time. A coach Outstanding backs of the visitors a whirling top and is never really Leonard Hofstra, 215-pound tac- in the forward wall at the guard po- of the time looking at their music. can be a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde in are Ramsey, Meek, Fitzpatrick, down until four or five opponents kle, will be one of the main stays in sition, . . He formerly occupied a Officials, frequently are the cen­ successive moments, then regret or Smith, O'Neal, Palmer, Morgan, and knock the stuffings out of him. If the forward wall of Ottawa university tackle post, but his services are in ter of this three-ring circus, known be thankful f or everything that hap- Mattis, a group which is able to cause the Bulldogs hit Meek exceptionally Tomorrow night McPherson greater demand in his present place. as a football game. Blowing their pened.. trouble in any conflict. hard a few times, he may not offer college will have an opportunity to much more trouble, but Ramsey is With our fingers crossed, we admit test the Ottawa wall in the opening whistles or horns, waving their arms, A final distinct class of people at­ McPherson will seek vengeance for the man who places the ball in po- that none of our opponents have Kansas conference game on the local and attempting to act as final jud­ tending a gridiron duel are the a terrific 30-0 lacing at the hands gridiron. sition for touchdown drives. crossed the goal line, nor have they ges, these men may or may not shift sideline sweepers, consisting of of the conference foes on a muddy Against Haskell the Baptists did been within the 10-yard zone on attention from the actual playing chain holders, linesmen, reporters, field at Ottawa last year. Gradually not attempt to take to the air, but offense . . .The Ottawa Braves have while they attend to their business. and photographers. Most of them Improving in each fracas, the Bull­ put up a stubborn defense against two sets of Jerseys, cotton for warm­ Of course, every school has its are there either from duty or from dogs should be on comparatively W . A . A . N o te s Eastman's flips, thereby bringing er weather, and wool for the cooler cheerleaders and cheering section. a desire to be noticed by everyone even terms with the Baptists tonight. the whole game down to earth. nights. McPherson college has slightly more in the grandstand. Too many cooks At a recent meeting of the W. A. A. As far as the results against Has­ For the line, most, of the players do At the regular meeting of pep than usual this season and these spoil the broth and too many "side­ executive board the following kell are concerned, the Braves hold a n ot average as much in weight as the Quarterback Club last groups keep up a constant furor, all liners" confuse the officials. slight edge, having defeated the In- leaders were chosen for the various does the McPherson forward wall, Monday noon, Coach Jack Ran­ of which aids the boys out there Yes, a football game at McPherson dians last week 14-0 as a result of clu b s: Olive Colyn, Outing Club; but they are big and rather tough. dle explained the victory of the rooting their noses in the ground for college is an amusing thing, if you continuous line drives and smash­ Geraldine Spohn, assistant: Edith Leonard Hofstra, 2 2 2 0 -pound tackle, high school Bullpups over Sa­ the dear old school of quality, or for don’t watch the players.— R. C. Spengler. badminton; Hazel Bodine. es. will keep his opponents busy all lina, Moffat Eakes reviewed tennis: softball, Olive Wiegang; Aud­ However, McPherson was not up night. George Von Arb, the place- the Warrnsburg walloping of rey Hammann, volleyball; and Jessie to par in the Haskell struggle and kicker, Omer Brenton, high-scoring Wesleyan, Martin Seidel gave Use New Practice Equipment and shout instructions and lend en­ Messamer, basketball. the red skinned bucks were far be­ cager, Eugene Hardling, a n d L yle advance "dope" on Ottawa. couragement. The volleyball club has gotten low their regular form us exhibited Swetmam are excellent ends, who Bethel, and Bethany. Three new pieces of equipment are Perhaps a new convenience should being used this season by this Bull­ here two weeks ago. are in the right places at the wrong Then Coach "Buck" Astle started on their pragram for the be mentioned, because it aids the Reports received from Ottawa in­ summarised the Hastings and season. The girls will play every dogs in football practice in order to time. spectators. It is a long bench on Dodge City Junior College Tuesday and Wednesday afternoon get in better condition for the dicate the invaders are not expecting Miller and Bob Brenton, freshmen which the sports enthusiasts may sit too much competition from the Bull­ games, discussed the contest from 4:30 o'cock to 5:30 o'clock. games. center, showed up well against the as they watch the Canines in action. with Ottawa tonight. With Coaches Astle or Siedel dogs, who have different ideas and Indians, Elvis Berger, former Mc­ They are working toward the Vol­ A new man reported this leyball sports day which will be held squatting on a supporting brace, the hope to gain an advantage over Ot­ Pherson boy, capably handles a Gulah Hoover, class of '34, was in tawa in the early stages o f the game. week with this Bulldogs. He is during the first semester. gridsters charge against a sled and guard position. Yes, Ottawa will McPherson last week end. She vis- Both teams will be rather heavy, Bob Richardson, a 205-pound push it around the field, thereby ited her brother, Sylvan, and was a have plenty of surprises in store Women's Activity Classes with the Canines holding about 5 tackle from Arlington. He is a strengthening their legs. This sled guest in the Dr. Fields home. Miss for the Canines tonight. The activity classes are now in pounds advantage in weight per man. Junior, having graduated from full sway. Recreational sports class resembles the props of a small bill­ H oover is teaching music in Cun­ However, Coach "Cuck” Astle's However, the opposing backfield will Hutchinson Junior College, is now playing tennis. The first part board. ningham, Kansas. men will not be caught unawares, for where he played football. of the period is spent on techniques The tackling dummy at the cast weigh more than the McPherson they have been instructed as to prop­ With Andy Collett on crutches and the final portion is given to a edge of the field is proving to he pop­ quartet. er methods while matching the foes Kansas conference coaches and as a result of an ankle injury round robin tournament. ular with the boys, who bring it vic­ from the Marais Des Cygnes valley. scouts are watching tonight's game in the Dodge City affair, an­ The badminton court is now ready iously to the ground. It may pre­ The visitors have humbled McPher­ other tackle will be needed on for use and the twelve members of vent injuries suffered during real with a great deal of interest, because son too often in the past and it is the outcome will give them some the squad. He will be eligible the class are quickly learning the tackling practices. time for something to be done about idea of the comparative strength of for com petition in the Bethel game. Speedball is being played by Another feature of equipment used halting the supposedly powerful the respective teams. game here later in the mouth. the team sports class. This sport during workouts is the s t a t i o n a r y Braves. In tonight's contest, Coach As- Gam es on other gridirons to- is a combination of soccer 2nd bas­ fense machine, which consists of Week-End Wreckage— night are Bethel at College of poles that are used for blocking and tle's men will be striving to obtain All McPherson opponents bit the ketball with a few elements of kick­ their first touchdown of the season Emporia, Baker at Bethany, ing included. guiding the backs in various plays. dust last week, except Bethel in de­ while Bulldog boosters urge them on. and Oklahoma B aptists at Members of the archery class are Coach Astle also can sit on the top feating the Swedes. On the same Southwestern. developing good form. Their aver­ night the Bulldogs held Hastings to For some unknown reason age hits are about three out of six a scoreless tie, the Wesleyan Coyotes Tie With Dodge City several boys came home from attempts. The playground activity were trounced 40.0 by the War- Dodge C ity with sore feet. class, which is for elementary teach­ Bulldog Reserves Deadlock Junior rensburg Mules. Then the others Surely the ground isn't that ers, has just finished the historical College Team 7-7 were mowed down in quick fash- hard, even in the dust bowl. and theoretical explanation of play. ion. If Dodge City wanted to win Playing on even terms throughout The personal hygiene class is ready Baker was defeated by Rockhurst, the games, students should have to start the study of a timely sub­ the encounter, the McPherson " B" the C ath olic school at Kansas City, told the team of the farewell ject— common colds. squad deadlocked the Dodge City College of Emporia deadlocked with reception before the battle Junior College 7-7 last Saturday the Tablequah Teachers with neither began. night in Dodge City in the opening team scoring. Prize horrible example game of the Juco season. of the entire group was Southwest­ Band Furnished Pep Dodge City scored first as a result ern, who was severely punished by or McPherson's fumble on its 30- Wichita 66-0. In Football Season yard line. Falling to gain through At Newton, the Bethel Graymar- M usicians Are Invited to join the the line, the Conquistadors opened oons unleashed a varied attack which Pep Band For Practices up their attack which accounted for proved too much for the visiting the initial touchdown, followed by a Bethany Swedes. Of course, Ire­ Augmented by members of the place kick for the extra point. land's flipper had been injured, al­ Senior High School band, the college In the third period, the reserves most removing all the "spark” from pep band, directed by Merle Hodg- began clicking. Earl Mathlot took a the Lindsborg gridsters. den, is making a definite contribu­ punt on his own 40-yard line, then W ith Gib and Dick Galle, Chet tion to the pep and enthusiasm of twisted through a broken field to and Bill Unruh composing the light, the school this season. cross the goal line. Bill Rock's at­ but Speedy backfield, the Menno- Practices are held each Monday tempted place kick was good. nites displayed surprising strength in evening in the college chapel. More Blocking by Vetter and Bullinger rushing over three touchdowns. How. musicians are invited to join this aided in the impressive showing of ever, the Swedes had plenty of drive organization, which is supported by the Bulldogs. Other gridsters play- in their "few and far between" on­ the faculty, student body, and stu­ much experience from the battle. slaughts. dent council. ed "heads-up" football and gained A prejudiced public address an­ With 5 0 , men in suits, the Dodge nouncer and Bethel's cheering section Patronize Spec Advertisers City lads played fine football and aided the proteges of Unruh very furnished plenty of competition. little, from the sidelines. While be­ Most of the 19 McPherson gridsters ing loyal to his school, the announce- participated in the conflict. er did not know how to announce a game and the cheering section would 1938 Football Schedule be more capable in reading the scrip- tures responsively than in attempting McPherson O; Haskell 3 to boost their team. McPherson 0| Hastings 0, At least, the McPherson rooters October 7-—Ottawa, here. are more united, but the team would October 14---Baker at Baldwin appreciate a few more group yells at October 21— Bethel, here. the strategic and crucial moments of October 28--- Bethany at lindsborg. a conflict. Think it over! November 4 --- College of Emporia Of the three teams, Ottawa, Bethel, at Emporia. and Bethany, the form er probably November 11 (Armistice & Home- will offer more competition against coming Day) Southwestern, here. the Bulldogs. However, Bethel has