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• I Swanson and Cathy Hafer. The kids were all thrilled that I was float was roped off, but thousands waving especially to them! We're ofpeople fIled by to see it. Ourjob some serious time in thera­ was to run around the float, wave py later in life. Then there were the at the masses, and to shake hands. bigger kids that will Especially to shake hands. "I must spend some time in have shook hands with every These kids were in Pasadena!" said John Krowas. and face and We also had to answer all sorts real beaver!" of annoying questions like "What's lot of time the float supposed to do?", "Why But once day was didn't you guys have a prank?" and was worth it. We had a lot of "Newton? Where's the city of New­ and some more will ton?" That's why I preferred to recogrrize the name \..-

Crime Is there a in Pasadena? Read the first and about and to avoid these JlUHU" I.n cidents. 12/7 A student to CarnplJS from Jack in the Box 'C do was harrassed on Hill three persons a ~ When the student he was r.r. pus by one ofthe persons who had been in £ 12/7 Another student was on HoIhston with three persons, between 15 and 18 in the vehicle of the persons dent was a " A Sh0l1 time later a person, aploarently Caltech's entry, "For Every Action...A Reaction" is a popular float in the Pasadena Rose Parade. the ran up behind the person and stole 12/7 A third student was jogging east on Lomb'arcii Chris Martin & Hansen isn't working the rest of it can't I thought the float looked good was approached three persons apIlan~ntjly Ya know, never said that work either. Ya see, our computer even .without the animation. We years old. The was asked was a '-'U.,."".u ,,,.uu'_u,. being a beaver would be pretty. I that controlled the whole works had a lot of Caltech students help­ When he didn't a demanded his mean, I I'd be all sweaty broke down. Typical, huh? Per- ing to finish the float. They had the the student when student had no wallet. and my feet would hurt and all. But sonally, both ofus hate computers. job ofattaching thousands off1ow­ peets fled in a a late model Ford those Beaver costumes were just You just can't trust them to do any- ers in the last couple·of days be­ a car approached the scene. dog ugly! I would've fit in better on thing right, especially control a pa- fore the parade. When it was done, 12/7 A computer, locked down in room 51 of Sloan Lab Halloween than New Year's. rade float. And if you're reading even Bob thought it was a good ble, was found stolen. There was no evidence of The funny thing was, the kids this article, it's a stinking miracle, looking float. That's '01 Bob 12/9 Three unknown persons were found instrume:nts loved them. Their eyes got all wide cause it probably had to go through Newhart, the Grand of lobby of Security was when saw me and most of about three computers to get to the parade. He told me, "That's a vised that they were trespassing, and were escorted off I,;'''''"IYU'', them wanted to shake my hand. you. Anyway, we had to control good looking float." 12/11 A student parked and locked his bike in the rack east of The rest of the crowd kinda liked the float by hand, after that. So it I said, "Thanks, Bob," but I etts House. The student returned and found his bike miissirlg too, even ifthey couldn't tell didn't quite look right, and it was don't think he heard me my a piece of the lock on the J-;llJUHU. they were supposed to be beavers. kinda confusing to watch if you beaver mask. 12/14 A student found that the side rear window of her car was Some people thought we were didn't understand what was sup- After the parade was over, we broken, and the dashboard and stereo had sustained extensive or chipmunks, or gorillas. posed to be happening. parked the float on Sierra thc~ugltlt damage. The car was in the Michigan Del Mar parking lot. the giant foam rubber The float didn't even work dur- Madre. About time, the 12/17 A member of the staff had parked his 1991 Mercury Tracer tails were a dead giveaway. But ing the initial judging. That's prob- beavers were getting so in one of the spaces south of the tennis courts while the courts most ofthe people camping out on ably why we didn't win any of the were replaced by the second were undergoing surface work. He noticed that the hood the Colorado were about as dumb as a awards we so richly deserved. But That was me, John Krowas, Bill car had several scratches on it when he returned. bag ofball bearings, so I guess it's 12/19 A student had parked and locked his bicycle to the rack on the O.K. south side of Page The bike was found mi1;sing. When I rode down Colorado, I 12/19 A locked bicycle was removed from the rack at South found that the costume gave me a Catalina. over the spectators. 12120 A blue denim jacket was left on a chair in the COlnplJter room When waved at they waved of Jorgensen Lab. The jacket was without back. When I my hands, c1appe:d along with me. The the owner's permission. on the float found they 12121 A Ruddock House member showed skill in same There destroying a toaster, setting off the fire alarm and 12/21 The microwave oven in the House kitchen was disco- were seven of us in all: me, Mike vered by a custodian. There was no evidence of forced Nassir, Mark Laurie entry. the grad ofAlums named from JPL. 12/23 The driver's side window ofa member's vehicle on Wilson at San was smashled. It was a good crowd liked attt~mp'ting us, sure would've been 12/26 Another Ruddock House in ous burned toast in the first floor 1I\.1"_H. 1/8 A student found that several food items and soft drinks were sto­ len from the Fleming House kitchen near the library. The kitch­ en has no door and is easily accessible. Several other food items were found missing from the kitchen near room four. Total value stolen, missing, or damaged: $11 • I [RlepB~inlted from On Campus] tually created to give Rienfenstahl do German historians, something to film. writers and filmmakers view their In addition to T_;,,_mh will be own recent past? THe Caltech Night and Fog, a film, cOlllllmrlity is invited to seek the dealing with concentration camps, SWE... Do answer to question at a series made in 1955 French director know what SWE stands for? offilms - all but one made Ger­ Alain Resnais. is pn)bably of Women Do man filmmakers and all l1"""""O bes known for Man you who it's with the ofthe Third Amour. one and everyone The series will be shown on con­ On 21, the very secutive Ml)nclay eVI~ning:s, shown Murderers Are pn)fessclrs, etc. it's not at 7: 30 pm Baxter Lecture will be the feature. Made in open to women enlpnl~ers; it's open are open to the Ge:rrrlany in Murderers is an to ar- indictment of the Nazis who were and even men! course, at that time known to be most of the SWE activities are there among the other "ll1'Vi'\lOl~" focussed to benefit women en­ the war. ev,enrOfle is welcome On will be of the fur

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Hint for the Lovelorn: We all know how awkward it is to pay social calls. One ~oes not want to look foolish if she is not in. People will notice when you Inside World Policy: walk m and out. So what to do when she lives in Ruddock? Our suggestion is ~o an~ I An Inside Worlds must include the author's name. Inside worlds can only to to Lloyd's library look out the window to see if her room light is on. This guy teaches bridge lessons and be written by current undergraduates. The editors reserve the right to edit any !hls prevents you from bemg embarrassed by the guy who is playing basketball Things are grave for me now, or an parts of an Inside World, or to not print it at all. No libelous material III the courtyard. Mark says he is getting poor buying sodas trying to make it actively recruits new players to the if I do not do something spectacu­ will be accepted. It is the author's responsibility to check material written about look like that is what he is really there for. Don't worry Mark Roto-Rooter's game. lar, declarer will make this con­ sister will go out with you. ' + 73 a person to see if they consider it libelous. tract. I trumped in and threw Some ofthe frosh still have not gotten the hang ofregistration. Sacha Malin 'V 86 o KJ72 On this hand, after a question­ caution to the four winds. I cashed wanted to know where McKeown Building was located, after all that's what it the king of clubs and led low to Blacker 1200 said in the course listing. Get a clue, that's the profs name. • AJ865 able overcall by me, the enemy This Week's was written by: Dabney 11 00 Since none of our frosh flamed or got DASHed, we can't write about them + AK8652 ended up in three spades. Declarer partners jack and ace of clubs. On +JT the ace of clubs, I pitched the ace Jeff Hagen Fleming 13 0 0 in public..In~tead, let's try to predict who will win the Jen Wright memorial 'V KJT4 'V Q3 starts out off four top tricks and a of hearts, looking at the king in Ricketts: Alex Sugiyama & Amit Mehra Lloyd 26 1 1 award. Will It be Brent? Who knows, time will tell. T985 o A4 trump trick. After the opening di­ o .dummy! After declarer followed to Ruddock: Chris Martin Page 2200 Rumor has it that Mad Groper will join the Back Rub Club. Beware. • Q74 • T92 amond lead to the 8, K, and A, Ruddock 2622 It seemed like certain members of the Back Rub Club flamed big time last declarer returned a diamond and all three clubs, I knew he started Ricketts 15 3 3 term, you know who they are; no names are necessary. Parents, please advise + Q94 'V A9752 my partner signaled with the deuce. with three clubs, two diamonds, your children not to join in, those backrubs can be dangerous. Just go to a hotel two hearts, and that he had to have room. o Q63 If I had been paying attention and • K3 known that declarer had two and at least six spades for his UAU'I,UU:!,>. know what the problem with Christmas break is? You have to come Next week: Profile on Danny Holste-Lille. That meant my ace of hearts was back. Not just come back, but come back with all sorts ofuse1ess stuffyou have The Playoff Picture: Look for the Raiders for trash the Sin-sin-@-tea Bea­ Vul: N-S my partner had four, then the two to find a place for. Like that set ofluggage you got for Christmas. Sure it's use­ gl~s. Bo Jackson will bust another big one. The press has been down on the ofdiamonds would show a not to take a trick. but what are you going to do with it? Where are you going to put it? The Giants for weeks, look for them to have a big game. Play the over/under betting East South West North ence for clubs. room? Sure, if willing to go down there. Have you ever stood in on the over. Washington will take the 4gers, taking advantage of their weak I + 2 'V 2 NT Pass As it was, I fell asleep and con­ said, "yeah, the trunk room, with out, and listened? You hear breathing. And drool secondary. The 4gers can be beaten deep. In a close game, Miami will take Buffa­ 3+ Pass Pass Pass tinued a third diamond. Declarer and another club. He was drilPpillg on concrete. claws scraping against cardboard boxes. Basi- lo, not that anyone cares since it is a AFC game. trulmI>ed partners jack in hand and familiar with the some kind of henish creature just waiting to make a meal out of some in- It is now when folks speculate about who will be elected House president. led three ofhearts. At this If! have of declarer nocent person their dysfunctional Christmas presents away. They'll tell act~0.n Opening lead:3 0 !hat's useless..The real is the .race for Ath team, that's where the glory had a second chance to recover has the deldarer can draw my you that all down there are rats, but then again, they told us asbestos was is. The refereemg Opportuillties proVide excellent face time for all those think­ leads a safe too. Besides, we know all the rats are down in the Coffeehouse. ing abour running for ASCIT offices. Its a good way for you to get to know I defended this hand at Arts from my stupor. If I take the ace So, how about that Caltech Rose Parade Float? Hmmmm. I asked some rela­ those North House guys. Bridge Center in Arcadia last I can still cash three more neither nor can tives .ab?ut it, they thought Isaac Newton was neat, but they couldn't figure out Remember, close the door frosh. Saturday. Art Gulbrandsen runs a clubs and a but I did not. declarer loses. East can the slgmficance of an the raccoons. I was worried that we wouldn't have any See ya next week. fun game at 333 Santa Anita. Art At no point did I stop to out ruff low which case I can over- pranks on New Year's, but I guess the float was prank enough. It did actually - Meeb and the Dweeb is a guy who comes over once what was in declarers I or he can ruff in which seem to work on TV, God knows Stephanie and Steve didn't know what was played low, that case I score my later. Ruddock in a while to direct special events on. the time it drove by us though, it was rather, well, inert. Actually, at the Caltech Bridge Club. Art declarer would in ten of is declarer of New Year's was walking around on Colorado the night before. You see what you get? You darn Lloydies, with all your money, choose to offers a Caltech student discount­ hearts and lose to partners loses a Note that even Looked a Interhouse. Ifyou didn't get your free peanut butter M & M's, get some cheap apartments instead of the expensive condos Ruddock went for. And what happens? They burn down! Sorry, guys, but if you feel like whining ask him about it if you go over A fourth diamond was the board was out of the you weren't dick. and discard gave declarer not:hirlg Not much going on in Lloyd these though there's only been three of about it this weekend, don't look for me. I'm gone skiing! there. He also pays you five dol­ the and declarer them. a ben. Yeah. Camp blew up. Yeah. We're all I'm for a higher injury count this year than last year. Actually, the lars the first time you there. the queen hearts. this time. to get Yeah. Caltech have a 1: 1 ratio sooner than we we had last yearwas an unconfirmed report that Mateo got frostbite Too bad we won't be around to it. I one Now gal"bOllZ3IS. So just because you can't ski, don't be afraid to us on has moved off, does he still we all the Actually, we could score some breaks and sprains off slopes, too. Cause ain't no DAPAC at Snow Sunmlit! And those steps are a bitch to walk they're glazed with ice. And when your glazed, too. If you Ricketts know I mean. And I think you do. So what happened here over break? While Dick Clark was having his Rock­ Dear Readers, New Year's Eve, me, Del, and John Kiowas were having our own Stum- Welcome back to Caltech. Since the frosh have been with us a term, it is now to reany make fun of them. It is not a harsh thing to do since New Year's Eve. Hey Page. Wonderin' where designer shopping cart it If it were not for the upperclassmen, 95 % ofthe frosh 'would I don't really remember, to tell you the also went to the Santa I have no per'SDrla!ilty Anita shooting range and taught Amy how to defend herself against Arab ter­ Ultimate is the next Interhouse Sport, here are some rumors: rorists and John when he's horny. We also went to the L.A. auto show and picked (TOP) Hamlet (Mel Gibson) out the new Red Rhino Party Van. A Ford Econoline 350. Armor plated. 450 Mark says, "We're going to kick Lloyds' Butt, up and down, left and stares in disbelief at the ghost ofhis bhp V-8. Ram grill. Cool sirens. $110,000. I'm taking donations. John Krowas " He the Maroon Machine's Ultimate team will destroy all. dead father (Paul Scofield), the late also cleaned Nina's room. You'll make a fine wife someday, John. . The Ri~kett~ Rob Miles, expressed interest about playing. His first ques- King of . (BOTTOM) tIon was, SO IS physical? Do we play Thursday?" Ya know, I was sniffing around Gary's dumpster the other day, and I started Queen Gertrude (Glenn Close) Rumor has it Russ Manning has decided to show up for second term so he thinking about Chris Dicely. He is outta here! Need we say more? Yes, we need. Read all about it in next week's BFD. KIis, Netta, and Keith are also outta here. feels she can no longer listen to can anymore of Hamlet's words as her us this week, by from Cor- Actually, they're just off-campus, but Kris says we'll never see her again. Kinda like Nancy Hong. Guess she don't like it here no more. A little bitter, (kinda emotions are exhausted in "Ham­ Johnson from the Rick- let," the moving adaptation ofWil­ "She's a traitor," commented John. John like Nancy Hong)? Speaking ofbitter upperclassmen, Nik is back. And he says he's gotten over Ham Shakespeare's immortal play, res'urg;em:e in ;;\thletics. "You guys should con- Oriental women, which means he's desperate. So watch out girls. Keith finally directed by Franco Zeffirelli. The came back today. I thought he had been drafted onto Desert Shield. could see Warner Bros. release also stars him in his black raincoat and beret, looking at his boots, kicking sand, saying, Alan Bates, Ian Holm, and Helena "You know what guys? I really hate it here! 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Tem­ San Francisco Interviews will be held February 1991. Interview requests should be accompanied by a ple Financial. San resume, and SAT/GMAT/LSAT scores as available. Requests will be accepted at HELP WANTED- Sao Paulo the presentation or should be submitted by January 20, 1991 to: TEACHING ASSISTANTS NEEOEO to tutor Mr. Lambert students by phone. Teaching Assistants Stockholm needed in Computer Science and Computer Stuttgart McKinsey & Company, Inc. Engineering and Electrical and Mechani­ 400 South Hope Street cal Engineering. Tutor students by phone Sydney Los Angeles, California 90071-2890 at your convenience to supplement your Taipei income. Send resume & transcripts to Carena del Uno, Kennedy-Western Univer­ Tokyo sity, 28310 Roadside Dr., Agoura, CA Toronto 91301, 1-818-889-8443. Vienna RECEIVE $20 FOR PARTICIPATING in a Washington, D.C. study on work and marriage. Dual-earner couples wanted in which at least 1 spouse Zurich is a graduate student. (213) 326-6869. RATES. . .. $4.00 for first 30 words; ...10¢ for each additional word. Send written ad with payment to 40-58. Deadline is 6 p.m., Monday before issue. No charge for on-campus lost & found. SWE Spring Scholarships Chess Tournament On Campus Scholarship listings Submit announcements for What Goes SWE Spring $1000-4000 scholarships. James Broughton, poet and filmmaker, The Los Angeles County Chess Open The Financial Aid Office has applica­ On on forms available outside the Tech Open to sophomore, junior and senior wom­ will be giving a poetry reading in the Judy will be held the weekend of January 19-20 tions and/or infonnation on the following office (SAC room 40A) and in the en in engineering, with a minimum 3.5 Library in Baxter on Wednesday, January at Winnett Center on campus. This is a scholarships. All qualified students are en­ copy/mail room (SAC room 37), or use a GPA. Applications due February I, 1991. 16th at 4 pm. 5-round swiss time-controlled rated tourna­ couraged to apply. Our office is located at plain piece of paper. Send announce­ Interested? Call Celia Ng, 1-55,578-9923. ment. Maximum time limited to 4:30 515 S. second floor. ments to 40-58, or put them in the IN box Work in game. Must be members ofU.S. Chess The de Karman Fellowship outside the Tech office. Indicate the date(s) Be In The Ten If you the presentation about eration and Southern California Chess Fed­ Tmst has announced the availability often the announcement must run. Announce­ Caltech juniors are invited to participate working in a Caltech alum's facto- eration, but you can join at the tourney. Call f~ii~~i~~fJ~sof $6,000 each for 1991-92. The ments for the current issue must be in Glamour magazine's 1991 Top Ten Col­ ry, you still time to subn,;t a brief let- Frank: Perez at x6859, x2816 or 304-0549 f( are available to students enter- received by 5 pm Tuesday and should be lege Women Competition. ter of interest to the Deans' office. The for more details. ing their senior undergraduate year and shorter than 75 words. Announcements Glamour's prestigious competition deadline is Wednesday, Jan. 1991. If graduate students entering the tenninal will be published as space becomes avail­ honors college juniors of outstanding more infonnation is to Hoyt of school in the fall of 1991. able and will be chosen according to size achievement. This winners will be Hudson or Chris Ho, participants. up NOW to 31, and interest to the Caltech community. selected from five categories: Announcements for commerical events Creative arts/Communication/Humanities, Post-H,oliclays CLA.G,S, unrelated to Caltech will not be published. Science and Polit- C.L.A.G.S. will be holding a ics/International and Saturday, Jan. 12 from 4-10 Public Serv­ be an potluck Health Center Costs offeredfor In response to demand, the ~;a!d:~:'~~~~:r~~ x6892 Health Center and Service will categcJric's.j C will be intojudgedfiveon ""'.!"'.r'."".". is the Caltech Lesbian and Gay make their 1990-91 Spouse avail- excellence, involvement in com­ and we welcome all community to all students' spouses of munity or campus activities, and personal to join in our activities. their insurance The will be interests. $50 each the student's Ten winners will receive national Phantom of the account- for each Medical or nition in Glamour's October 1991 issue The Caltech Y has en- a cash an paid trip lar hit Phantom rolls in programs, be each to New to meet top profes- return ofMlctIAEL Lr<.PU"H'VltI,V, tenn. Registration forms for these sionals in their 29th at 8 pm. These most ex­ will be available at the Health Center. Contact the Dean of Students Office for orc:he~;tra seats are $50 and on sale may call for details at x6393. infonnation. Deadline is February 15, 1991. now to students to the general Caltech 21. U.S. Atbnm~y LIMlTTWO No Lourdes let The Games mail or phone orders will be accepted. Every The C~:::~~~~~~:~~~~~~,~ Central District c;a~~o'::Jn:~~ia~ Scientists Association OWC lunchtime talk on meet to enjoy rol,e-plavmg LA, Philharmonic Tickets CESASC, has announced 23 at noon in Winnett meetings are Clubroom The Caltech Y has a limited number of of two of awards. One is I or 33 ofthe SAC at 8:00 Meet tickets for 19, 8:00 pm L.A. Times, "She came to legal s~:~~r~,~~:ea~w:la~r~d~e:d on the ba- profession. Now she'll head the biggest fed­ others who share your interests. wel- at the Dorothy The con- sis of academic as as eral judicial district in the country." Bring come! Most common Friday games are fan- cert features conductor David Alan Miller demonstrated financial need. The other is your brown bag lunch to the talk of this tasy but it's a good time to find and pianist Alexander Toradze. Music for the Academic Award which is based on aca­ ground-breaking woman. Everyone is players whatever games you like. the evening includes Rands: Body and demic performance and extracurricular ac­ welcome. Shadow; Rachmaninov: Rhapsody on a tivities. Deadline to apply is January Teach Overseas Theme ofPaganini; and Mendelssohn: Sym­ 1991. Guitar Classes at ..."',,,><::... ,, The International Office for ASIA­ phony No.3. Tickets are $5, available at The College Women's Cllllh ,of lP'lI§lad,e­ Guitar classes for winter quarter will YMCA ofthe USA is assisting the Nation­ the Y. na is meet on Tuesdays starting Jan. 15th in Rm. al Council ofYMCAs ofJapan and Taiwan full-time un,kr:gra,du2lte of the SAC as follows: in recruiting people to teach English as a se­ laserium Tickets for a Start off the tenn right by attending Beginning class: 4:30-5:30 pm cond language in community-based Laserium, one of Southern California's lntennediate class: 3:00-4:00 pm YMCAs. Ifyou are interested, please stop Advanced class: 5:30-6:30 pm by the Caltech Y (2nd floor Winnett) for longest-running theatrical attractions. The Caltech Y has a limited number of tickets Classical and flamenco repertoires are mor infonnation. Application deadlines: explored but techniques transfer to other Taiwan, January 15 for July placement, for Saturday, January 12, 8:45 pm at the styles ofguitar. The beginning class includes April 15 for October placement. Japan, Griffith Observatory. The price is $6 and a jazz/folk chord system. Classes are free March 15 for September placement. the show will be "Laserroq of the 90's." to Caltech students and other members of the Caltech community (space pennitting). Art Center Courses Undergraduates can receive 3 units ofcredit Gameo's Trial Reconsidered Students interested in enrolling in if they choose. Private instruction on any On Thursday, January 17th at 4 pm in courses at the Art Center College ofDesign level can also be arranged. The instructor, the Judy Library in Baxter, Professor Mario in Pasadena can receive exchange credits at classical guitarist Darryl Denning, has an Biagioli ofUCLA will speak on the subject Caltech. There is a wide selection of The American and international background in perfonnance, of "GaIileo's Trial: A Reconsideration. This courses, including introductory courses in Surface Society has recording and teaching and can be reached talk is part of the Science, Ethics and Pub­ drawing, painting, graphic design and com­ scholarship available for under- at (213) 465-0881. lic Policy series. puter graphics. Daytime and evening sched­ graduates in at least their junior year in a ules are available. Tuition payment is chemistry, chemical engineering, environ­ waived, but students are responsible for any mental engineering, metallurgy, or materi­ Classes Folk Music Concert in Dabney special fees. als science program and graduates enrolled The Calteeh schedule of classes, as pub­ Guitarists Chris Proctor and Harvey The Art Center Spring Semester begins in a program leading to a master's or Ph.D. lished by the Registrar's office, has been ad­ Reid will perform tonight, January 11, at January 14, 1991. Check with Susan Davis degree. Award selections will be based on, 8:00 pm in Dabney Hall Lounge. Both are ded to the ouline INFO system, accessible in 221 Baxter for a schedule and course Don'l gel wrecked. Ifyou're nol but not limited to: career interest in surface via CITne!. A write-up on using the INFO fingerstyle guitarists who play music rang­ descriptions. finishing technologies, scholarship, achieve­ system is available from the CCO Consult­ ing from Celtic and baroque to ragtime and sober- or vou're nol sure­ ment, motivation, and potential. Awards are ing Office, 162 Jorgensen. blues. Reid also plays banjo and autoharp, Hollywood Posters lei someone else do Ihe driving not necessarily based on fmancial need. Ap­ and both are composers ofinstrumental mus­ If you STILL don't have a Hollywood plications must be postmarked by April 15, Service league Offers Money ic as well as perfonners. This is a Caltech T-Shirt or poster from the infamous event, Amessage prorided br this IlellSpaper 1991. The Caltech Service League now has a Folk Music Society concert. Tickets are $8 contact Joe Jensen, I-53 or 449-8306. A and Beer Drinkers of America general admission, $4 for Caltech students. few of both are still available. Attention Aero Students! fund request fonn. All campus organizations Applications for the AIAA/Industry requesting financial aid from the Service Planning To Visit Paris? Scholarship program are now available. League must use this form. The fonns are SEDSTUff These are $1000 renewable scholarships. Two Caltech grads who currently live Caltech SEDS (Students for the Explor­ available at the MOSH's office and at Lydia Last year odds for getting a scholarship were Matthew's office in Parsons-Gates, x6315. in Paris, Drs. David Brin and Cheryl tion and Development of Space) is holding Brigham, will be visitin L.A. this spring. a general meeting on Monday, Jan 14 at I in 2! Check the AlAA table or call 792-1513. Assembly Fellowship Program They would like to trade houses with some­ 7:30 pm in SAC Rm. 25, featuring the fIlm The California State Assembly is spon­ one who would be visiting Paris, roughly "For All Mankind." The agenda will include ®~ Feb. 25 - April I. If interested, please call discussions of SEDS experiments to be Geology $$$ soring the Jesse Marvin Unruh Assembly BEER DRINKERS Undergraduates in the Division ofGeo­ Fellowship Program. It is one ofthe oldest Tom McDonough at 795-0147, or write flown on the space shuttle, shuttle landings, mail code 138-78. a local SEDS conference in March, speak­ OF AMERICA logical and Planetary Sciences are en­ and most prestigious legislative fellowship couraged to apply for the Fritz B. Bums ers, 'star parties,' and more. PARTY*SMART programs in the nation. Up to eighteen in­ Prize in Geology. The award(s) will be made Gay/lesbian/Bisexual Discussion We are also sponsoring a tour of the dividuals are selected nationwide to spend for amounts up to $2,500 for the best A Gay, Lesbian and Bisexual discussion McDonnell Douglas model of Space Station II months in the Assembly as legislative proposals for undergraduate research in the aides and committee consultants. Stop by the group meets the 1st and 3rd Tuesdays of Freedom. We are leaving from the Cat III National Headquarters each month from 7:30-9:30 pm in the Health parking lot at 1:30 pm on Friday, Jan. 18. 150 Paularino Ave., Suite 190 fields represented by the Division. Career Development Center, 08 Parsons­ If you are interested in this opportuni­ Gates, for more information. Center. This confidential meeting is open For infonnation or reservations, please call Costa Mesa, CA 92626 to all members of the Caltech community. Philip Rosenthal at 577-4664 or corne to the ty, please write a short statement (less than 714/557-2337 one page) describing the research you would SWE Engineering Competition The first hour is devoted to discussion of meeting. a .specific topic, and the remaining hour is 1-800-441-2337 like to do. Selections will be made in Febru­ SWE Technical Presentation Competi­ ary, 1991. The proposed research can be tion (paper related to engineering). Must be open for general conversation and socializ­ January Blood Drive ing. Refreshments are served. For infonna­ There will be a one-day blood drive in loosely or closely tied to that of a Division undergrad SWE student member. Winners faculty member. Deadline: January 15, tion, please call 356-8331. For the meeting Winnett Student Lounge on Wednesday, get free transportation to SWE national stu­ 1991. Send proposals to Professor Kerry dent conference. Applications due by March on the 15th, there will be a discussion of January 16 from 9:45 am to 2:30 pm. Please how the holiday season went, and a plan­ "Bel'!" Drinkers of .\ml'ril'a is a IllHl-pnllil COIlSlIl1Wl" Illl'llIhel'ship Sieh, Divisional Academic Officer, Division 1, 1991. Interested? Contact Celia Ng, contact Denise Okamoto at x6374 for an ap­ organization open only 10 persons m{'!" tht, age of 11" ning session for the new year. pointment, although walk-ins are welcome. of Geological and Planetary Sciences, Mail I-55, 578-9923. Stop 252·-21.

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