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~ ~ make information available irn­ ..e­ .Computers mediately to make scheduling deci­ TICKER TAKES sions for opening additional sec­ A NATIVE SON Continued from Page 1 tions of a course. By the fall of athletics, student media and the one of the mechanisms to provide 1984, the system should be able to of all th~Y units involved. gospel at the Fireside Pentecostal of blacks," says Professor Juanita Faculty Pay University Student Senate. At mobility for Hispanics and other By Lisa R. Rhodes A consulting firm specializing in . provide on-line data, but complete­ Assembly.After attending a public Howard of Sociology. "The work Effecti....e 'September 1, instruc- Baruch th~ $2~ .5~ full-time day stu­ econornicallydisadvantagaed peo­ ly automated. registration will be with Joyce Reid educational applications will. be high school, at age 17 he)ook offto .he has produced has provided the tional staff salaries increased by dent fee IS distributed as follows: ple." phased in gradually. contracted to carry out that work. Paris with forty dollars in his black and white cogyn,unities with a seven percent under terms of the '\ student,. $11; stude~t governme~t, Student financial aid processing "Do you believe, he demands of tracted to carry out that work. you, that racial prejudice is wrong, pocket and a few names to look up. very special perspective of the prob­ economic agreement negotiated by $4; clubs, $4~ athletics, $4; media, Service Jobs should also be vastly Impreved with Each CUNY unit will have its that al/ men are created equal, that It was during a ten year period of lems of the black .experlence in the .city and the Professional Staff $2; USS 5()¢. Figures- released by the Bureau of the new system. One possibility is own computer system on the - individuals must bejudged on their exile in France that Baldwin began America." ~' Congress, the negotiating unit for Vice-Chancellor Labor Statistics confirm the trend premises and will have software having financial aid certification own merits?" to produce some of his greatest CUNY faculty. . Dr. Marguerite Barnett, former in American '. society towards customized for its particular needs, take place during registration. -Norman Podhoretz works. The novels Go Tell It On Dr. Elizabeth Gaffney, Executive' - . De~f The Increase IS expected ro be. director of the Institute for Urban service-related jobs. Of the 20 oc­ although the software will be based The ACC has 17 full tim'e In Defense ofJames Baldwin The Mountain, (1953). and Giovan- Assistant to the the School a~~ciences paid during Se~temberat the senior and Minority Education at Colum­ cupations -predlced to produce the on the same general concept. Each employees with part-time student . Those big, round, brown eyes are ni's Room; (1958), and Notes of a of Liberal Arts says, jo~ ~rgBe colleges and WIth the Sept~~ber 23 bia 'University's Teachers College, most new only one: accoun­ school will have a master data-base employees performing some func­ a literary treasure. Through. them Native Son. a volume of essays. "Baldwin is one central con­ tancy, can lie -expected to benefit paycheck at the community col- - was appointed Vice-Chancellor of which will contain a students tions. The staff is evenly divided in­ he views the human condition with were his first. temporary writerf.:;r'r. . he was the '; 9~ack . leges. Academic Affairs of the City Baruch graduates directly. Most to operations and development. -' new voice of the experience, records in a central location .... an acute accuracy, and though it's "One writes out of one thing N new jobs will bt in low paying posi­ Operations staff handles. the day­ .. the unofficial spokesman of his l­ Activity Fees University.system. eliminating- the duplication of called fiction, anyone who has ever only-one's own experience ... Z tions such as orderlies, janitors, people." W As the third most powerful ad­ records which currently exists. to-day functions of the center, read his words, and is brave enough This is the only real concern of the ~ cashiers, fast-food workers, kit­ w Baruch's student activity fee ministrator, Barnett will coordinate At Baruch each department and while the development staff works to accept them, knows his works artist, to recreate out of the Baldwin's writings, according to « chen helpers and jypists. Some of ' :III: doesn't look bad when compared all academic programs within the administrative unit will sUb~t on software and planning for pro­ f are not imagined. disorderof life that which is art." some of his critics, propose •'that ...I the higher-paying Fields expected to ...I to that of Queens College. Full­ CUNY system, and oversee all specifications for the system. Based jects to be implemented sometime . James Baldwin, this year's Mor- -Notes of a Native Son the only significam realities are the - e~ence rapid;.. growth include - time day and evening students at faculty tenure procedures. She will on their needs, a core information in the future. The staff is increased ton Globus Distinguished Lecturer, He returned to the United States individual and love." Common professional nurses, elementary Baruch pay $25.50 per semester also playa key role in restructuring system will be developed. Registrar over 1980 levels when therewere no was scheduled to come to our non- - in 1958 and continued to write themes in his works have been American society was profound in "The difficulty then for me, of be­ school teachers, auto mechanics, programmers on staff. The ACC is compared to $65.75 for full-time CUNY's administrative staff to Thomas McCarthy is involved, in campus today to present an infor- <; throughout the sixties. His pub- racism as a mechanism in American that he "opened the pandora's box, ing a Negro writer, was the fact that bookkeepers and various blue­ day students and $62.75 for full­ better serve the educational needs deciding the structure of the data­ also working on a proposal for a mal seminar. Though his engage- lished works include: Nobody society, and the political and- social says Howard. "Though it was fic­ collar supervisors. I was, in effect prohibited from ex­ time evening students at Queens. of CUNY students. base since one of the system's big­ new telephone systemTor Baruch. - ment has been postponed in- Knows My Name. (1960), The Fire 'conflicts which result, and the com­ tion his work was based on fact. .. arning my own experience. "He "­ Pending approval by the CUNY Ms. Barnett, 41 years old, -The high technology jobs ex­ ger tasks Will be to conduct an "on­ Nava is working 'with Campus definitely, background on his life Next Time. (1963), and novels plexities of human sexuality, par­ he was never far from the little man continued though, and published Board of Trustees, this will rise to chaired the political science depart­ pected to lead the country away line''registration. Planning in deciding what features and an understanding of the impact Another Country. (1962), Tell Me ticularly that within the homosex­ on the street.'''' Gale argues that his the novel Just Above My Head. $83.75 and $80.75, respectively. ment at Howard University, and from its dependence on smokestack On-line registration will greatly should be purchased with the his writings have had on modern How Long The Train's Been Gone, ual community. Distinguished Pro­ works had "a great effect on cer­ (1972). He is currently working en Part-time students at Queens also . directed the domestic and urban af­ industries are expanding at a rapid speed up the processing of students available budget. The new ,PBX American society may help 'us to (1968), and the play. Blues for Mr. fessor of English' Addison Gale, tain segments of the society," add­ a book based on the Atlanta pay more than their Baruch fairs program at Princeton Univer­ rate, but not producing the amount which is currently handled in a' system will save costs by providing appreciate his significance as a Charlie, (1964). author of Richard Wright: Ordeal ing that he is not so sure that the murders.' ••• for least cost call routing and­ counterparts. Their $44 fee will rise sity's Woodrow Wilson School of of jobs generated by the service sec­ manual, outdated fashion. McCar­ writer. - It, was during the struggle for of a Native Son. says, Baldwin larger society "is capable of· accep­ As reported in last Tuesday's edi­ management reporting which will to $56 if the Board approves. Part­ Public and International Affairs. tor. The greatest demand will occur thy is "excited" at the prospect of Born in Harlem on August 2, political, economic, and social brought "into literature the whole ting and acting upon an appeal for tion of the New York Times, James make more· efficient use of time students at Baruch pay $13.50. An' expert on black political for computer mechanics. Positions being able to streamline the 1924, Baldwin is the son of a Bap- equity for black Americans during debate concerning the function of people to accept the common Baldwin has been ·admitted to a development, Barnett said, "educa­ for compute' analysts and com­ available resources. Student activity fees are used for registration system since it will <, tist minister and the eldest of nine the Civil Rights Movement that literature as an important-element humanity." NorthHampton ,Massachusetts support -of the student center, stu­ tion has to be a major priority for puter programmers are also ex­ ones concerning bureaucratic faux children. At age fourteen he Baldwin's works .. shaped the ... a humanizing instrument." Baldwin himself recognized the hospital, due to coronary illness. dent government, student .clubs; 'the black community ... and is pected to. grow. paux's, and the Professor Ronald became a preacher, spreading the historical, sociological experience The impact of his writings within obs'fciCles of -his craft. He wrote, We hope for his speedy recovery. I, pense tunds available are used to 1984/85 budget will not be able to Gatty incident.. The only ones replace aging equipment that be­ draw on available cash as has been disliked were the invisible govern­ Student Center comes Inoperative. The $5,000 bud­ done in the past. Aylrnan says that ment, rites of spring, and the ac­ • Continued from Page 1 geted for capital expenses will only the center will have to "bite the counting debt. .~ Venga A Mi Casa Words From Babylon Capital e-xpen-di-fttre5 have been maintain equipment at the current buller' whe-n prepare g the next Regarding photograph's, 28 neglected in the past several years level-no improvements will -take budget because all e small items readers thought there· should be By Ivan Cintron The Casa Hispanica received a more,~ By Joan Chin due to lack of funding for new place. that can be pare rom the budget one less, and 32 thought J_ I $4,000 grant from the Baruch furniture and equipment. Building Next year's budget will result in have been eliminated over the past there were enough. Most thought 1n New York City, it is becoming Alumni Association to be used over Rolling her tobacco into a upkeep such as painting has also drastic cuts if additional funds are ­ few years. Next year more serious the quality of photography was more difficult to conduct your daily a period of three years: 52,000 the cigarette, she wore an Indian skirt been neglected and no major re­ not available. since this year's def­ cuts in programs, services, and satisfactory (34,) while 26 said there business without knowing a mini­ first year, then 51,000 the next two. with a blue sweatshirt, and waved furbishing programs have been icit will reduce cash on hand to the personnel will be required in pre­ should 'be 'improvement. As for mal amount of Spanish. In the sub­ .. Both Santos and Schneider akree her arms about to expose a Mickey instituted under the program of fis­ minimum level necessary for con­ paring the budget if additional advertisements, most said they way, on the street, in the neighbor­ that the Alumni Association was Mouse watch on her left wrist. I would definitely be interested plac- . cal austeritv.- The onlv- capital ex- tinued operation of the center. The funding is not available. . hood grocery store, and the busi­ receptive to their plan. As the cen­ made a -discovery· about Chris ing an ad at $5 column inch. ness world, Spanish is being used ter becomes established, members Lebloas that' not too many people STUDENT CENTER BUDGET As for the three opinion question by more non-Hispanics to commu­ of the Alumni Association will have know. Sitting amidst the recording FY 1983/84 the answers were mixed. Most nicate with Hispanics who speak "first access" to translation and equipment in WBMB's office at readers thought more attention little or no English. But for- some other services rendered by the cen­ 360 Park Avenue South, she talked should be placed on student cur­ Baruch students, Spanish is a lan­ ter. according to a press release about Words from Babylon. ESTIMATE INCOME riculum requirements, teacher guage which is unknown to them. issued by the coordinaro-s "Words from Babylon, a title r evaluations, inrresponsible faculty, The Casa Hispanica can help. taken from poet and musician Jim CASH (Estimated 7/1/83) s 105,360 news at Baruch, and outside news November 17 is the official date Carroll, is a literary journal which (including local, national, and for the opening of the Casa His­ contains poems and short stories, STUDENT FEE INCOME (Estimated) sports.) Most readers also wanted panica, a resource center for His­ but in the future will also contain Summer 1983 s 16,000 to change the front page if they panics and non-Hispanics wishing songs, haikus, artwork, cartoons Fall 1983 147,000 worked for the paper, and use color to learn more aout Spanish and and observations," Said Chris. The Spring 1984 137,000 300,000 photos. The reason given most by Latin American culture, language, journal came about when Chris and readers for not writing for the and history. It will be operated pri­ Steve Kaldon, (now a Baruch and conceived the design for the would be a great asset for closet paper is they have no time. INCO~1E marily by the Department of graduate), founders of the journal, cover. poets who will be able to see their OTHER Although more readers wanted I felt that -there was a need to have a The funding was a step in the work in print and know that ·there Interest on Investrnepts $ 5,000 Romance Languages, with mem­ to see creative writing in The Ticker creative writing outlet for students right direction, Ubut we are going are 5,000 people reading it. "I Amusement Machines 10,000 bers of the Hispanic Society, 1,000 (39 Yes, 20 No,) they did not want PRIDE, and the Spanish Society which did not exist in Baruch. to need more money in order to think it is important for a literary Miscellaneous t~ to see a separate -creative writing journal to exist in a business helping to run the Casa. PJof. Nelly SaDt~ "The Ticker does not publish take a bigger step." Chris would Total Estimated Other Income 16,000 publication by a close margin (31 (800) Professor Nelly E. Santos, along short stories or poems up to now," like the next iournal to be a bit school. Ii is needed. I think people Less: 5070 for Unrealized Income No, 26 Yes.) i with Associate Professors Kathe­ The Casa will also be available to voiced Chris, who once had a col- more "complex." She would like it need an outlet. There is a different Total Other Income 15,200 Finally, the newspaper read most rine. Hampares and Marshall J. the general public and the business umn in the Ticker entitled OBSER- to be distributed once a semester, world out there besides accounting by the respondents was The Daily Schneider, are the coordinators of community for questions regarding VATIONS which survived for two and include photography and art­ and economics. People just take News (30,) with The New York usage of Spanish titles, grammar, .., the resource center. Santos, who issues. Describing her previous col- work. Hopefully, the next publica­ classes pertaining to business. s 420,s6n- Times (26,) a close second. Next ! and translation. A hotline will be ~ cont~n Don't they feel -restricted or trap­ TOTAL FL~DS AVAILABLE will head the center this semester, umn, she said, •'tftat is j mt wilta' ,,?ll at least 24 pages, ?, was The New York Post (17,) The said, "We will be storing publica­ set up for this purpose. Schneider was, observing k-bat went on ih-' aDd WIll be pnnted on a finer quali­ ped?" She asserts that the journal f hinted that for long translation Wall Street Journal (12,) and The I tions, magazines, newspapers. in school. Whether it was a scene go- ty of paper. The first issue was is something that people can relax pieces, a fee might be charged to ESTI~1ATED EXPENDITL:RES (Summary) Village Voice (7), In the "others" Spanish and in English, with any­ ing on in the cafeteria, like the xeroxed. with. "It is a very mellow, laid­ category, the paper most mention­ thing having to do with Hispanic have it done. I VoiceIs Guy Tre b ayts Talking The faculty advisors for the jour­ back type of thing. ,. ~ ed was us a Today, with three. issues." Next semester, Schneider In addition. the Casa will invite Beads, or to observe people, nal are Professors -Roslyn Bern­ PERSONNEL SERVICES ( Hispanic writers, historians, and Steve Greenberg, Arts Editor of other professor, some classroom , will be the chief coordinator, then junkies, prostitutes, everyday stein, Mary Hiatt, Judy Stewart, Professional s 54,767 I business people to speak at various the Ticker. has joined forces with assignments in remote locations Hampares the following term. things," But Susan Cuccinello, and Scott Seldin, of the English De­ AdministrativelClerical 51,858 functions on culture, art, and career Chris this semester to work on the Gatty and assigned no. graduate assis­ Santos said she was prompted to former Editor-in-Chief, thought partment. Bernstein says that the Maintenance 95,948 start the center for various reasons. opportunities for Hispanics. Enter­ such a column did not belong in the journal is ., an exciting project." publication because, "I believe in it Continued from Page 1 tants. Fringe Benefits 56,200 "I always thought it was sad not to tainment, such as dancing and paper because she surmised it and that "it is interesting that the very strongly. I feel that it is department. He also said that "The "It is an outrage that the singing, wilt" also be explored dur- especiany Important in a business s 258,773 Marketing Department is con­ have a resource center concerned would not serve any purpose. students did all the work by them- matter has been taken entirely out ing ,the activity period on Thurs- -school that we do not neglect a part .trolled by Jews," Gatty said. "I with the important aspects of ,His­ Out of Chris' frustration came selves. They created this magazine. of context," charging that Beren­ days. . of us that we each have, and that is son "is obviously conducting a don't feel that it is appropriate for panic culture, " she said. Santos the idea for the journal, which from scratch while working with a OTHER THAN PERSONNEL SERVICES The only' problems encountered, would allow students, who felt like minimal budget. It is important fundamental to everything we vendetta against me." He also add­ anyone ethnic group to dominate a asserted the Casa is an important Supplies/Repairs $ 10,500 according to Schneider, were logis- her, the opportunity to publish it speaks to the fact that do-what I am talking about is ed that Berenson has not responded department... Gatty emphasized, place for Hispanic students to prac­ because Contractual Services 44,500 . tical, such as .the exact location of ~e in~e.rested creativity." to mernorandas sent to him, sug­ however, that he was not anti­ tice their Spanish speaking skills, their creative pieces. Chris spoke students in literature Programming 37,000 the center, and the furniture to 'be gesting that they meet' to clear up Jewish. and to use their knowledge to help to Professors Roslyn Bernstein and and creative wntmg. They deserve a According to Chris, those who 25,000 used.•'These problems were over­ Hiatt, Chair of the English magazine, and I would like to Miscellaneous any misunderstanding that might When he was notified that the other students interested in the .Mary see would like to submit pieces that are 5,000 language. In 1973, Santos founded come very easily." Department, for advise and sup- more of it." Seldin says, "there are creative &lId that Capital Expenses 1.22,000 exist. first hearing was to take place on can things happen the Hispanic Honor Society. port, but discovered there ~erc~ no some excellent creative writers in a , Since Berenson has taken over . February 4, he said that he had The Casa Hispanica will be in in the mind and the soul ._ come funds for the project. The Day Ses- "each of Baruch's three crhnl)ls. .the Marketing Department, Gatty nothing to hide and hoped that the Schneider said the Casa is a Room 1101 ofthe 23rd Street build­ out on paper. It doesn't matter if it TOTAL EXPENDITURES s 380,773 sion Student Government allocated Words from Babylon gives these has been removed from teach­ hearing would be open to students. "nice way of calling attention to ing. Although hours have not been is a poem or a short story, as long SSOO for the production of the students the opportunity to be ing two doctoral courses, two Gatty also said of the Committee, Hispanic studies for Hispanics and established, the center will be open first as what is in the soul is expressed Unallocated Reserve 39,787 3,000 copies, which came out late published in a literary journal that MBA courses, advising doctoral ,•:They can decide whatever the hell non-Hispanics." He added the cen­ Monday through Thursday, with without any '.leclin. of last semester. Both Steve and Chris is well worth reading." candidates and MBA candidates on they want to decide. Students ought ter would help "foment interest in one late night for Evening Session discrimination ... to feel total $ 420,560 did all the typing, editing, layout, Chris stresses that the journal freedom.'; TOTAL ALLOCATIONS their thesis. But he has been given a to know this kind of injustice ex- an important area. of the world." students. t heavier teaching load than any ists. It's intolerable." .. .- - '. _._ h • , f--

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I FEATURES \ • .I The Chief'Is Dead! , '.J ": -.:' " .:.::.' : . "::"~"""">: ,,...~... , By Christine Lebloas I went. And in Paris I was over- hogwild. My own personal benefits 1 whelmed by the beauty of the city. are that I have seen-people change. Picture her-three weeks from Paris is for me the standard of They look at their work in print and • ,r.- .- now in her apartment overlooking beauty - in everything _. irnpres- say. 'Hey: that's ~ bad:" the Eiffel Tower. drinking wine and sionist paintings. the layout of the She takes a de~ drag, from her eating cheese. while listening to city. the buildings. And it was frus- cigarette and continues. "The Edith Piaf and Maurice Chevalier , trating not to enter into it complete- newspaper belongs;Lo..the students. records. Many tuxedo-clad men will Iy because I didn't know the Ian- It's not anti-admi£-..ation. but it's b e ' there. all named Pierre or guage. So I wanted to learn a placewhere st nts ean have Claude. She'lI sigh heavily. put on French." their say. The pa . ould always ! her Greta Garbo face. look into Coming to Baruch because she be critical of wha¢"s !,oing on and Pierre's eyes and say. "Please. I liked its business-like atmosphere, should never be a bbJletin board for ..~ 1 want to be alone. I must write an she. studied French with Professor. Baruch bureaucracy." article for the Ticker. •• Debra Popkin. who became the, And to insure that continues after --~-_._-'-- Erin Blackwell, backbone of the chairperson of her CUNY BA com- she's gone; Erin gives this advice ~..;.. ' Ticker. is leaving us for the CUNY/ mittee. Erin commuted from her to the Ticker staff: "They have to Paris Exchange Program. leaving East Village apartment. which she put the paper fitft If they do that. II j us for the city of lights. love and describes ,:lS "a dump on Houston.. then all sorts of goodies will follow. t. cafes. e with a view of trees in front of They have to be extremely consid­ The first time I heard about Erin burnt-out buildings, where much erate of each other. always compli­ wasfrom a writer whose article Erin drug traffic takes place." ment before criticizing. And also. l had just edited. "What's your That fall she began writing for they're Jiving in the' greatest city in I ~ _forte?" she'd ask the writer. • the Ticker and in two years moved the world. Writing for a city college ~ "What the hell is she talking about from reporter to arts editor to man- paper can open doors to possibiIi- forte?" yelled the writer' after­ I, aging editor to editor-in-chief. ties they never dreamed of." wards. (Forte is Italian for "My third story was a theater She takes a deep breath and runs strength.) review... she says. sipping her cof- her hand through her hair. "Oh, And I remember her in Profes­ fee. "Bill Dudley was Arts Editor and another thing: remember in sor Bernstein's copy editing class. then and he asked if I could review passing through, you must pass on Blackwell: Backbone of the Ticker wearing a striped sweater and a a play. "Sure. I'm a great review- what you received-but make it white silk scarf. sitting on a stool in er,.' I said. Of course, I'd never better, so that the positive energy know... she says. biting her lip. to do. and she made a habit of the back. Every time .Bernstein done a review, but I ~as thrilled to will continue to flow and the paper "I've resigned myself to the fact telling me anyway. But her service asked what a word meant or where death. Thad a boyfriend at the time will get better and better. Oh, and that I'JI never amount to anvthinz. to the Ticker was immeasurable. a comma should go. all our heads who said. 'Why don't-you try Jor one more thing." She points her It's possible that 1 could go to ~rad- and that's what's important." ,/ would turn to Erin. who had be­ editor?' but I thought. 'Nah, that finger at me. "Go for it. Don't let uate school. but I want to \vrite- Steve Greenberg, arts editor: "I come our dictionary. thesaurus and liJould be too ambitious, too Joan limitations get in Y4ur way. Dream and build a lifestyle around that. I was intimidated by her at first. but a~es grammar book. Crawfordish!' But it was Dudley's -and work your off." don't want to be a passive consurn- she's taught me a great deal about 1 Now we sit in the Cafe Lantema last day. and I went to layout, got Her time at Baruch has been a er any more. I want to spit some- editing. Little did I know that in in Greenwich Village. drinking involved. you know-and bingo! I pleasant one. she concludes. She thing back out." less than a year I'd be taking over cappucino and rolling cigarettes. got the editorship. There were cites Dr. Roslyn Bernstein as a "My dream is to meetCl'40-year- her job. It was a very tough act to while discussing what Erin caJIs many gaps at the time on the paper. .f favorite teacher...Roz is the great­ old Belgian or French movie direc- f'ol low. She' s a fantastic writer. her "checkered past." and I just filled one of them." est thing to come down the pike tor," she laughs. rubbing her Working with her hasn't a\-ways l She was born in 1953. in Corona As managing editor last semester since-oh, you know-that new 'hands greedily. ~'who has a country . been easy. -but J will miss her." del Mar, California to a father who Erin redesigned the front page. plastic-you know. the kind that seat in the south of France, where I Joan Chin, business manager: was a "no-good newspaper man" having previously drawn the ne~ letsyougQ.9.~.rbumps-a-you know, will write saeenpJays-.·' just-- we"t-·-'·When--l ~'-$tarted-as editorial and a dress designer mother. From logo. She introduced the centerfold. that new p'lastic they're using on to relax. just write plays, get tJtem assistant she kept pushing me to do ~ 1970 to 1972 she attended UCLA as trained the three new editors, Ap- roJler skate' wheels. Roz is just total produced: leave behind a nice body this. do that. She pushed me to a penzelJer. Greenberg and Rhodes. energy. She really shakes you. And I a theater arts major. but dropped of work. Then. when I'm 80 years maximum that I thought I could J out to go to London to see theater. and supervised layout and paste- is truly concerned about her stu­ old. I can go on the lecture circuit never achieve. She was a tyrant. '. The next vear, she moved back to up. dents. I'm grateful for having been and have people sit at my feet and but she always meant welt." the state~ and worked at the Los "But more importantly." she in her class'" telI me how great I still am.'· Joe Spasiano. production manager: To. getahead,you'vegottopush Angeles Times. She then attended says. lighting up a cigarette. "it Another favorite is Philosophy The closest thing Erin now has of '·1 quit the paper at least once the American Academv of Dramatic was a lot of 'people work.· You Professor Murray Greene. "I was getting people to sit at her feet because of Erin. There were a lot Arts in Pasadena. really have to drive people-which always too scatter-brained to really telling herhow great she is are the of personality conflicts for a while . thenghtbuttons. · In 1976 she decided to come to they resist at first. but end up study philosophy seriously. but he following reactions from people there. but she almost personally re­ New York, where she acted in a thanking you for later. because they introduced me to Hegel and tha t whose lives she's hit. pushed and organized the paper and you -can"t An irrvesfrrrerrt that will never It knows how to pinch a permy, with the HP-12C by Hewlett- Packard. handful of off-off Broadway plays. end up doing better than t hey ' d greatly influenced me." Influenced touched. . do a job like that without damaging For the authorized HP dealer or After a stint as a theater technician. planned on. But before driving her so m uch that her firs t play. Steve App en z e u e r, news editor: some egos. haunt you, The HP-12C has built-in func- '. she worked for a lawyer and began people. there must be encourage- Albert. is structurally based on her "She instills in everyone a sense of Professor Roslyn Bernstein: "Erin The HP-12C is a small invest- tions which know the business: the HP sales office nearest you, ca11 TOLL­ to see law as a possible career. ment. You have to immediately find version of a Hegelian "moment.·' discipline. For me shes been won- is one of my favorite students and ment that pays big dividends. Today, business of dollars and cents. A unique FREE 800-547-3400 and ask for "Hev.·· she says. "Ifvou have to whats wonderful about them and Now that Erin h'as no job. and derful and helpful in assessing my friend. She's gifted and witty. Shes operator #11 M-E 6 a.m.-6p.m have a profes~ion. why not be a let them know it." until she leaves for Paris on Sep- strength. She hasnt been afraid to a renaissance woman. She is of a with the grades you'll get and the time logic system gives you relip!:,le answers 'lawver?'. .. What's exciting about the paper tember 30. no school. she finds point out my shortcomings and I rare intelligence and sensibility. you'll save. And later on, when you're tast . It's dependable, powerful. and Pacific Time. I~ the summer of 1981 she visited is that people can express them- time to read Thomas Py nchon and really appreciate that.·· s he-s got poetry in her soul. As concerned with that all-important best ot all. the HP-12C will never Personal corrrputer-s and calculators a friend in-Holland and met a "mad selves in ways which are actively theater reviews and keep her jour­ Lisa Rhodes, fe u t ures editor: ·'1 managing editor of the Ticker. she Tha~enough for professionals on the move. Lebanese" who invited her to stay discouraged elsewhere"· she says. nal.·' Basieally. ,. she confesses. "I had a hard time with Erin in the made the newspaper newsworthy. bottom·iine. Simply put, the HP-12C need d Christmas bonus. with him in Paris. "I've tried to build structures for waste a lot of time. I lead a dull life. beginning. We·re both strong- she made the stories demand is the most powerful financial calcu- to put a smile on the face of the most '·50." she says. smiling. "there people and within that let them go And when I '¥row' up?· I dorrt willed. I didnt like being told what respect:' 1 HEWLETT • lator made since man learned the cicmanding businessman. difference between profit and loss. So go ahead. Ge~ ahead. 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.Copies ~ of the 1983~1984, Undergraduate FRESH~ PERSONS, Student Handbook may be obtained from Ticker Visit&-FRO .the Office of the Q~gistrar,·Room 203, tpS Scholars Merit Money By Edmund Unneland

East 244th Street "durIng normal offtce ~.l , The Ticker attended a section of . By Edmund Unnelland Psychology, there seem to be very hours. ~reshman Orientation to-try to see few among the scholars who are in­ If those entering Baruch this year There is a merit-based scholar­ terested in establishing any organiz- are much different from recent ship program for prospective en­ ed social life. The major collective entering classes, especially in their trants to Baruch College. Called the pursuits of the scholars are their <' reasons for choosing this college Baruch Scholarship Program, it news-letter and a lecture series and in their first impressions of gives (our-year scholarships to ap­ featuring "in-house" talent such as Baruch. proximately 60 freshmen every distinguished professors, others year. Students are _reminded that representatives The reasons for coming to recognized as major scholars, and Baruch ~eem unchanged. 'The sec­ The recipients of the scholarship -those who win awards for are chosen on the basis of SAT will be available In the lobby of 155 E.24th, I tion was entirely composed of pro­ , ,''''''-Y. ..-. distinguished teaching. i: tlo spective business majors, therefore scores and" one's high' '!Chool I While such scholarship programs the opportunity offered by college average, although a small number to answer questions regarding the voluntary have come under fire by many, in­ to brighten one's career prospects Street and 5th Avenue. A student have been known to receive I A FreshmanSpeaks cluding Chancellor Joseph Murphy was at the top of most minds. The can compare prices at all three stipends on the basis of their poten­ group health insurance options that are be­ of the City University, as being in­ tuition of Baruch College, which-is bookstores, and choose the least tial, rather than slavish reliance on Ii 'By Tracy Lilley consistent with the University's i much lower than that of most in­ expensive. their numbers. ing made available for" the 1983,-1984 I A, "Baruch Scholar," as the reci­ historic mission, its continuation 1! I stitutions, was also cited as a reason Being a freshman at Baruch Col­ Learning the ropes as a freshman pients are called, receives $750 per seems assured. as long as ad­ for coming.here. ' lege has many advantages and dis­ is made easier by advice from academic year on: semester, which is contingent on ministrators' complain about the ~.~ ~ The appetizer to the full Baruch advantages. upperclassmen on .professors...... ~. ' maintaining a grade point average small proportion of Baruch entree is freshman convocation. It Registration comes as a shock to clubs. thevstudent center, and ~\sthe reading to obtain a full $20 desposit ed the mailing can be secured in the Medical Office, Room The freedom given to college to take a lot of reading classes in understanding of a course. When MasterCa'c or v.sa Accepteo 308, 17 Lexington Avenue or Dean of Students Office, students, especially thelack of nag­ the beginning of the first college faced with a problem in class, one .. ging and the ability to choose one's . year. should alwa ys ask questions. Some Room 1702, 360 P.A.S. ~ program, was greatly appreciated. Once this long process is over. people may say to themselves, ••my The discussion showed the one can relax-but not for long. question is durnb.Y However. stu­ changes in the reasons for attending When classes start. one has to pur­ dents pay good mdney for an edu­ college. Colleges were once' chase books at ridiculous prices. By cation. and if they have problems, " ...functioning as centers of learn­ the time the required books have they-must speak up. ing that were in large degree free been-purchased. one finds it costs a All freshmen have one thing in What do Dr. Jonas Salk, Coach RedAuerbach, Pres. Eisenhower and Judge Wapner have from requirements of utility, either lot more money than anticipated. common-entering a new environ­ private or collective. " (Inter­ A good thing about Baruch is, the ment. in which they all wish to .. in common? collegiate Review - Fall/Winter freedom to choose from three book succeed. Baruch offers various - 1982). Today, if this class is any in­ stores: Baruch's bookstore at 26th cou~es,butastudent~n~~g~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ dication, the perceived purpose of Street. the Lex Book Exchange out of a course what he or she puts to participate in special interest Queens, 19,Per.eent in the Bronx, 17 higher education is purely across from the 23rd Street build­ .in. Ifone studies hard and does his groups. 28 percent werefnterested percent in Mannattari~~ana2-per';"~ utilitarian. - ing. and Barnes & Noble at 18th best, one will succeed. in athletics, The remaining' ac- .cent in Staten Island. Two percent tivities listed were student publica- live in the suburbs and less than one tions or radio station 15 percent percent live outside the State. each, pre-professional clubs 14 per- A majority (64070) estimated Freshman Demographics: 1982 cent, ethnic or religious clubs 11 commuting time to be 30 minutes to __ ; , percent and student government 9 one hour each way. 21 'percent ex­ respondents cited Baruch's special JOT concern has risen from 26 per­ percent. Between 1977 and 1982 the pected to spend between 1 and 1Y2 By Steven Appenzeller strength in their intended major as cent in 1977 to 54 percent in 1982. number of- students very much in- hours, and four percent said the a very important reason. Academic Students reporting concern with terested in student publications trip would take over an hour and a As of September 16 there were reputation was cited by 81 academic problems shows a trend tripled. half. 1,511 freshmen enrolled at Baruch. percent-this figure- has steadily in­ in the opposite direction. In 197746 89 percent of the incoming Most come from large families. Although no data is yet available creased from 68 percent in 1977. percent indicated academic con- 'freshmen planned to~attenaschool Only five percent areonly children, on the 1983 freshmen, the Office of 79 percent indicated that full time-87 percent as day and 2r: and 24 percent have only one sibl­ the Dean of Students released the Baruch's Manhattan location was a percent as evening students. 56 pe~ ing. 71 percent come from families findings of the annual freshmen factor in deciding to attend. cent planned to work while at with.Jhree or lllOre children and 17 survey in a report compiled by For an overwhelming majority of Baruch. Of those planning to work percent have five or more siblings. Shehbal Teilmann, Research Coor­ freshmen (95070), Baruch was theiy 58 percent planned to work in Sixty percent come from intact di-nator. According to Mrs. first choice of college within Manhattan, 16 percent in Queens, families; 31 percent from families TAU EPSILON PHI FRATERNITY Teilmann the 1982 data should pro­ CUNY. 92 percent had decided t·'· IS percent in Brooklyri, 7 percent in where parents are separated or vide an accurate picture of the 1983 attend Baruch by the end of April the Bronx and 2 percent in Staten divorced; 9 percent from families Find out what "Today's Fraternity" is all about freshmen class since many of the at­ of the previous school year. Island. with at least one deceased parent. Come to Our tributes studied have remained fair­ 95 percent of the incoming Since 1977 there has been a In 1982 median parental income ly constant since the study was first freshmen were able to identify their marked increase in students was reported to be $12,400-a 'conducted in 1977. expected major field of study. As describing their political orienta- S1,400 increase over 1981. The The composition of the freshman has been true since 1977, the most tion as middle-of-the-road. 59 per- percentage of families with income OPEN HOUSE PARTIES class that entered Baruch in the fall popular choice was Accountancy, cent consider themselves moderate over $20,(X)() increased from 20 per­ of 1982 was very similar to that of cited by 39 percent of the re­ while 18 percent consider cent to 27 percent. Slightly more the past few freshman classes. In­ spondents. Other popular majors themselves liberal, and 16 percent than half of the parents are high Friday, Oct. 7 at 9:00 formation used to make this deter­ were Management (l6.2070){Office conservative. The proportions plac- school graduates. Fathers who I mination was taken from a ques­ Management and 5e--tretarial ing themselves on the far left or far graduated from college number Friday, Oct. 14 at 9:00 f tionnaire consisting of 45 ques­ Studies (8.2070), Marketing (6.6070), right were small (4070 and 2070, 12.5 percent as compared with 10 , Shebhal Tnlmann, respectively). percent among the mothers. tions, completed by 1,630 Statistics (3.2070), Finance and In­ Research Coordinator, SPS i (83010) at "our HOUSE I freshmen. vestment (3.1070) and .Public Ad­ Five out of six students Women outnumber men 63 per- 862 East 14th St. B'klyn. When responding to a question ministration (1.5070). Twelve per­ cerns; by 1982 only 30 percent ex­ graduated from public high schools cent to 37 percent. Two thirds of asking for reasons for deciding to, cent were undecided. pressed such concerns. and the remaining 17 percent from the freshmen come from minority bet. Ave. H & Ave. I go to college, over 90 percent About 90 percent of the 1982 About. half of the respondents private high schools. The majority groups. Blacks compose the single responded Uto be able to get a bet­ freshmen were able to specify a (53Ofo) planned to earn only a of the private high school graduates largest group (28 Ofo); Hispanics ter job." Other reasons cited in­ career choice. Accountancy was bachelor's degree, while 39 percent (12070) came from Catholic schools; number 23 percent and Orientals 12 For Info & Directions & Rides call clude: "self discovery" 71070, "to cited by 32 percent, but this figure plan to seek a Master's degree. the remaining five percent percent. Half are Catholic, a fifth make more money" 69070, and . has shown a steady decline since Eight percent aspire to higher graduated from Jewish schools or are Protestant, and eight percent ~rcent Philip 998-9820 "course work" 60070. 1977. Business executive was degress (Ph.D. and other profes­ non-religious schools. 66 of Jewish. Seven percent listed other Given a choice of six New York chosen by 20 percent as a career sional degrees). the freshmen described their high religious preferences and 16 percent Jeff 627-0363 colleges with the assumption that choice. The career with the highest One third of the respondents did school p rograrn as college indicate no religious preference. all were free of charge, 48 percent "growth in interest is computer pro­ not feel the need for extra academic preparatory. More than half (58070) House Phone 377-9334 said they would still choose Baruch. grammer/analyst (l4070)-a 48 per­ help. Of those who wanted extra had a high school average of SO.O . N. Y.U. would be chosen by 17 per­ cent jump from 1981. help, 45 percent said their greatest or above; 37 percent between 70.0 Bernard cent, Pace and Columbia by II per­ A disturbing trend is noted in the need was for help with writing, 44 adn 79.9 and five percent had cent each, SUNY by 10 percent and growing numbers of students ex­ percent in math and II percent in averages below 70.0. wants you on Women: You are in'!ited too! Find out about Our Little Sister Program Fordham by 3 percent. pressing concern about financing reading. Nearly all of the 1982 freshmen In actually deciding to attend their college education. Students When asked about - extracur­ resided in New York City: 34 per­ the Ticker Baruch, 83 percent of the listing financial problems as a ma- ricular activities, 33 percent wanted cent live in Brooklyn, 25 percent in

, ' DIALECTICS DIALECTICS DIALECTICS DIALECTICS DIALECTICS SALVADOR TO U.S.: IVAYAI PROLIFERS: DEAD' WRONG

, the rebels would never be defeated by the defeat them by increasing the level of obviously, to change the Constitution. fore the House of Lords for triai to make By Manny Taveras military aid to the Salvadoran government. By Edmund Unneland Salvadoran government as long as the op­ Amendments are ','valid to all intents and them accountable for illegal or unsavory pression from which the guerrillas sprang With most of the population holding at best I purposes as part of this Constitution" The Reagan administration's policy on El (Seq. Orrin Hatch (R-Utah) and Rep. activity. In the United States, impeach­ up remained. Realizing that the Salvadoran lukewarm feelings towards the Salvadoran AFTER they are "ratified by three- Salvador 'is based on the premise that the Henry Hyde (Rv lll.) arc the leaders of a ments are presented by the House of Rep­ government depends on the U.S. for its sur­ government, military defeat is almost im­ fourths of the several states " (Article Salvadoran civil war is a Russian and movement in Congress to propose an resentatives for trial by the Senate. vival, Carter attempted to limit the excesses possible unless the U.S. does the unlikely V, UAS. Constitution). To make an amend­ Cuban concoction. The prevailing view amendment to the Constitution to restore In English practice, which is applieable of the regime by tying military aid to and sends a large contingent of American ment to include something that is already within the White House is that everything to States plenary power to regulate abor­ since it was the intent of the framers of the economic and political reforms. The results troops into El Salvador. However, this op­ part of the Constitution, or vice versa, does would be hunky-dory if the USSR and tion. The amendment reads" A right to Constitution to replicate English usages were a land reform program which gave tion is not likely since the American people not make sense. If one says the justices Cuba would cease to militarily aid the abortion is not secured by this Constitu­ except where specifically provided other­ property to landless peasants and free elec­ will not accept a major military incursion joining the majority in Roe imposed their Salvadoran Civil War is a Russian and tion." In addition. the Life Amendment wise, impeachments were issued against tions by which Carter hoped to defuse the into Central America. own personal preferences with respect to scenario is akin to the plot of a cheap Political Act ion Cornrnittce is lobbying judges. One of the most notable was the conflict. abortion on the States, using the 14th western movie-where the hero wears white Before it is too late, America must realize state legislatures to ask Congress for a "Ship-Money" case. Ship-Money' was a Amendment as a fig leaf to cover their act and the desperado is dressed in black-than A monkey wrench. was thrown into that political and economic reforms along convention to propose amendments to the tax -levied on coastal towns by the sover­ oflcgislation.vthen the advocacy of an to reality. The Reagan administration fails America's first sensible Salvadoran policy with negotiations with the rebels arc the Constitution. If two-thirds of the state leg­ eign. without recourse to Parliament, in amendment to overturn the decision is in­ to realize that the Salvadoran Civil War was when Reagan' defeated Carter in the 1980 keys to defusing the Salvadoran conflict. islatures do so, the Congress would be order to provide them with the means to consistent. An example would be to accuse 1m internal struggle before it entered the U.S. presidential elections. Reagan forsook , Time in on their side. The rebels will even­ obligated to call such an assemblage. protect them from foreign warships, In an someone of committing an unlawful act, realm of East-West conflicts. Carter's policy of exacting reforms from tually be victorious as the resolve of the The "pro-lifers" are proposing an attempt to rule without being dependent on and proposing a law to make the act unlaw­ The Soviet Union and Cubaare not play­ the Salvadoran government and allowed it Salvadoran and American governments amendment that would negate the Supreme Parliament for his revenue, King Charles I ful. Instead of seeking an amendment, ing the role of the black-hatted desperado to institute a hard-line policy of not weakens. That is what happened in Court's decision in Roe v. Wade, which extended this le-vy to all lands under his negotiating with the rebels until they had Nicaragua. Un Iottunately for the which would legitimize the original deci­ as the Reagan administration contentds. found a mandate in the 14th Amendment rule. Judges holding office at the King's sion by saying a change in the Constitution Rather, the Soviets and Cubans are aiding a laid down their arms. Fearing the loss of Nicaraguans, after deposing the rightist for strict limitations on the power of a State plea~ure issued opinions upholding the tax. is necessary to achieve its negation, a guerrilla movement that was spawned by bargaining power if they laid down their Somoza dictatorship, a Marxist Sandinista to legislate on abortion. is assailed by When the King was forced to convene Roe remedy proclaiming the situation with, re­ years of oppression by U.S. backed right­ arms before negotiations, the rebels turned dictatorship took the reigns of power. the pro-lifers on both moral and constitu­ Parliament eleven years later, the judges spect to abortion before Roe to be the wing dictatorships. It is a home-grown their backs on the Salvadoran government What happened in Nicaragua does not tional grounds. The consider the decision who issued such opinions were impeached 'legitimate one should be found. That revolution and not one which was exported prerequisite for talks. Subsequently, the have to happen in EI Salvador. A Marxist to legitimize government-sanctioned for subverting the constitution. remedy is impeachment. from either Havana or Moscow. rebels were excluded from the 1981 oppressor does not have to be the only infanticide (their conception of abortion), If the pro-life groups really want to say . What the Soviets and Cubans, as oppos­ Salvadoran elections. alternative to a right-wing military op­ and to totally disregard the original intent Impeachment is a means to remove offi­ Roe v. Wade is invalid, they should im­ ed to the Americans, have done is to ac­ Without the participation of the rebel pressor. The U.S. can prevent EI Salvador of those who proposed and enacted the cers of government who commit "high peach those remaining justices who joined curately evaluate the Salvadoran conflict. factions, the elections had little meaning. from becoming another Nicaragua by pro­ 14th amendment. The constitutional argu-: crimes and misdemeanors." Like so much the opinion of the Court in that case. Since As a drowning man does not question the The post-election government is barely moting liberalization within the Salvadoran mens arc the specific reason for their con­ of American legal practice, impeaehment is they hold that the Constituion gives plenary intentions of the hand that saves him, fac­ d(~nguishable from the pre-election government and by advocating negotiations sidering the decision invalid, and the moral an English innovation. Before ministers power over abortion to the states, an tions fighting an oppressive regime will ac­ government. Consequently, the war rages with the rebels. However, with the arguments add fire to their militancey. became directly responsible to the House amendment to that effect, which takes ef­ cept aid from whatever hand offers it. The on. Reaganite bent for a military solution, the If these groups truly understood their of Commons, it was used by that House to fect after it is ratified by three-fourths of Soviets and Cubans extended the military Instead of attempting to find an accom­ prospects for a negotiated solution are dim­ constitutional position, then a radically dif­ bring the King's. officers and advisers be- the states, does not make sense. aid sought by the Salvadoran rebels. With modation with the Salvadoran guerrillas, ming and the odds of a Marxist military vill­ ferent line of attack would have been pur­ Marxist nations holding the key to their sur­ the Reagan administration has sought to tory are slowly but steadily, increasing. sued. The reason for an amendment is, vival, the rebels naturally became vulnerable to and developed an affinity for GET IN·VOLVED communist ideology.

For years the U.S. has unwittingly ad- I political campaign. Actual results usually vanced the Soviet cause by pushing the By Armando Martin materialize in communities whose polling rebels toward Marxism. The U.S., the self­ power wields the greatest influence. proclaimed defender of democracy, has With the frantic hullabaloo of registra­ Along with community awareness, continually supported right-wing dictator­ tion finally over, students at Baruch' can Baruchians must learn to question and ships in El Salvador. Most Salvadorans now ease into the steady grind of attending examine the political machine at the nation­ have long ago become disenchanted with a classes, engage in long hours of study and al and international levels as well. The

government r which does not tolerate hopefully retain enough information to pass after-effects of demented policy imple­ political opposition and which allows right­ their exams. During registration I had the mented today will surely cripple you and I wing death squads to run rampant. By opportunity to meet many new and return­ tomorrow, while the architects of the deva­ militarily supporting the Salvadorran ing students. Sitting at the information station would already have died a natural government, the U.S. has alienated the booth each day, I attempted to register as death. anti-government factions and driven the many students as possible to vote. After The only saving grace we have is our­ rebels into the arms of the Russians and the first week I was convinced that trying to selves. Our generation is next in line to Cubans. get a date with Sue Simmons of Channel 4 assume currently held leadership positions. The Carter Administration was the only would prove less frustrating and more suc­ Now is the time to begin becoming knowl­ \ American government with anything more cessful than enlightening Baruch students edgeable of and actively involved in the than an inkling of what the Salvadoran con­ to the importance of taking part in the social and political happenings affecting flict is about. President Carter realized that country's political process. your lives at this moment, and in the Apathy and ignorance competed for the future. title of how best to describe the average More important than a diploma symbol­ individual. I was often confronted with re­ izing academic learning is the "real world" sponses such as "Sorry, I don't have the education that tests the substance of your TORTSON time, It "No thanks, I don't want to vote, It character and hardens the fibers of your or, the classic response, "Vote? For what? personality. No textbook can train you to be Nah, I'm not interested." Only through conscientious, insightful, aggressive, ·TAPE ~ perseverance and a sense of duty to resur­ motivated, or unafraid.' The only way to rect the poor souls from their tomb of acquire these attributes is to get involved By Ilene Pressman darkness was I able to register one hundred with something outside of yourself. If all persons. The entire experience fanned the that you have learned during your stay at flames of the radical activist within, and The "new wave" in the legal profession Baruch can be found between two over­ thus I am compelled to addressall those today is the use of video lega] services, For priced hardback covers, then your time was who "weren't interested." Hopefully, a pre-trial discovery, and at trial, video wasted. Chances are you will not contribute message moving you from indolence to depositions and demonstrative evidence anything of substantial value to society. I action will be conveyed. are used by lawyers to provide more per­ challenge you to learn not only what is-' Clearly, not only as young adults but suasive techniques. Videotaped settlement inside your text. but what is going on, more so as students and future navigators documentaries have proven to avoid throughout the world, then attempt to of society's ultimate destination; Baruch­ lengthy and costlr trials. change anything you do not like. ians must become aware of the relation­ This concept has' appealed to many pro­ Functioning as a medium where you may ship existing between politics and other duction companies, causing them to con­ accept my challenge, the Baruch College facets ,within the country and various com­ duct research, and approach law firms with Veterans Association will be conducting a munities. The tentacles of political influ­ specified services and rates. voter registration drive throughout the enee reach further into our lives than is Many producers who specialize. in the year. We have hundreds of forms and, will normally recognized. ' legal aspects of this' business are not be receiving information concerning how to It is not mere coincidence that drugs can necessarily lawyers themselves, but legal ex- , locate various legislators and have them be purchased as easy as a bottle of aspirin perience can offer a slight advantage in this specify what they are doing for their con­ from Duane Reade in one neighborhood. industry. For example, Legal Video Service, stituents. and as hard to find as a snow ball in the founded in 1980 by Avi Stachenfeld, a San I ask all of the other organizations and Sahara in another. Similar contrasts exist Franciscolawyer with Hollywood filmmak­ faculty to join the Baruch College Veteran's concerning police patrols after dusk, ing experience., offers these services to the' Association (BCVA) in spreading the 'mood . prompt sanitation pick-ups, modern teach­ legal profession: of social and political awareness through­ ing aids in schools, efficiently operating ·depositions out Baruch. The goal of our movement is to public transportation lines, and adequate­ ·re-enactments awaken and motivate: from indolence to ly staffed medical centers. ·day-in-the-Iife documentaries action. No coincidence, just one group protect­ ·covers conferences The BCVA is located at 360 Park Ave. ing their interests and another. not making ·edTnng and duplicating services So.. Room 1701. Registration forms can be use of a sovereign right that is one 'of the Legal Video Service uses professional obtained in the student center's Alley basic principles upon which this country equipment and legal expertise to establish a Lounge at" the information desk. Again, I was established. No doubt self interest worthwhile service, unlike other video ser­ urge all students to expand your education travels cleverly concealed behind rhetoric vices which lack the use of professionals to beyond the. confines of Baruch. Make the such as more jobs, less crillf' higher achieve the right effect. pursuit of knowledge an unrestricted wages and lower inflation, wllhin every horizon. The obvious advantage of these video services for the legal profession is that they charge for door-to-door time. can provide a substantial amount of facts It is the lawyer's responsibility to take quickly and visually, that cannot be ex­ care of "non-technical aspects of produc­ pressed by a photograph or on paper. For tion," such as, ohtaining.the peopl~ involv­ BA,BBA - '. orB.S.? instance, in a particular case, 'a woman ed in the taping. lunch arrangements, and Dialectics Defined became a quadriplegic after falling from a most important, the content. Although the By Eleanor McFarlane not free from problems. They are always ride in an amusement park, and a tape was ~ video service technicians are the profes- 1------. ~-___:"-- sionals when it comes to the taping' aspects, being advised to go where the bucks fire. recorded to sh6w her convalescence over a Baruch has what- is rapidly becoming an the lawyer is needed to play the role of com­ Great pressure is on them and due to stiff four-month period. The use of video prov­ According to Walter Kaufman, a scholar of the life and work of anachronism, the liberal arts major. Al­ municator to the persons inolved. competition. It is so tough that people, for ed so effective that the victim was awarded though this group seems on the verge of The proces of taping a deposition in­ George Hegel, "Dialectic has meant different things to different fear of losing their jobs, will not communi­ a $3.8 million settlement. extinction, it.could be said that they fought volves three steps, which are included with cate, and will not share knowledge with In addition, many medium-to-large sized philosophers. NQ single definition can cover all legitimate uses of this valiantly against their opponent, the com­ the lawyers' responsibility: others in their business. As an added bur­ law firms are acquiring in-house video term." HoweverJa decent respect for the opinions of our readers im­ puter. It seems a losing battle. for the com­ den, they are expected to conform to the equipmenf however, most lawyers are not I. Pre-production phase: pels us to explain 'our use of the term to entitle our opinion section. puter has established far-reaching tenta­ image society sets for them. ' trained cameramen. The need for a profes­ This includes setting and times of loca­ cles into the corporate structure. All that The idea of a. work ethic to the employer sional video service to use the equipment tion, preparing graphics, setting ex­ The Encyclopedia of Philosophy lists the following as one defini­ the liberal arts major has is Plato, Shake- is to try to get the most for less. As a result. properly ca,n be compared to the difference hibits, arranging seating and camera tion of dialectic" ... logical reasoning or debate using premises that are speare, and the Bhagvad-Gita! . people don't care about their work and they between a major motion picture and a placement. merely probable or generally accepted ...." Dialectical processes of The more dedicated liberal arts students do the least possible. They would rather home movie. "The whole outcome of the 2. Production phase: declare they are not in school for dollars, not learn un less they're paid to do so. video tape is a major facet of capturing the This is when the action happens, and the reasoning and disputation are a hallmark of. higher education, and but for the joys of learning. This dying You'll often hear them say, "that's not my jury's attention, and that is one reason why lawyer has to remember that this have been seen as being indispensable thereto.'-, , breed must be applauded for hav.ing job." It is here where the trend towards ,.. it should only be done by a professional ser-. videotape will be shown to a jury. slipped' through t~e net containing those specialization comes in. The result of peo­ vic e . 3. Post-production phase; In speaking against the supression of academic freedom in South wearing three-piece suits. and who march ple being good at one thing leads to the' However, the lawyer normally asks one This last phase is concerned with the Africa, a conference of senior scholars from the University of Cape while singing the National Anthern.vwe'rc idea of knowing only one thing well. A question before anything else is discussed problem of who does the editing, the Town and the University of the Witwaterrand said, "In a university bullish on America. along with Smith Bar­ balance and integration of all disciplines and that is "How much?" Well, that all judge "fOT ruling on objections," or the ney' and their old-fashioned ways." But. should be required. In order to have a depends on the length and difficulty of the requesting attorney. This editing stage is knowledge is its own end, not merely a means to an end. A university despite the dedication of liberal arts stu­ better organization, everything in the work tape being produced. On the average, rates said to be lethe most time-consuming, ceases to be true to its own nature if it becomes the tool of Church or dents. computers seem to have won the place must tie together. This generates are as follows: expensive, and creative stage of all." first round.Educational institutions have new ideas. resulting, in the betterment of ·Video dispositions cost between $325 and State or any sectional interest. A. university is characterized by the The cost of this unique and specialized become assembly-line plants stamping out the company and those who work for it. .$SOO. spirit of free inquiry, its ideal being ideal of Socrates - 'to follow the wool-suited clones with the magical initials Those who study many things will not be' ·Settlement documentaries cost bet-ween service is minimal compared to the tremen­ dous impact it can achieve. Its usefulness argument where it leads.'" The statement continued, "It is the "B.B.A. " disappointed, for they will Oe able to de­ $S,OOO and $1 S,OOO. Finally, when the liberal arts major sees, mand compensation fot the kaowledge they *Typically production housescharge $100 to the legal profession in winning lawsuits is a remarkable discovery that may begin to business of the business of the university to provide that atmosphere clearly he wonders, as he drives his cab have absorbed. Those who specialize may per hour for on-location production, in­ away. what is the value of a liberaJ arts find themselves narrowly strapped within cluding the cost of the videotape. , spread, as our computer technology has which is most conducive to speculation, experiment and creation." over the years. Who knows, with its con­ The Ticker, through its Dialectics section, intends to help serve that degree, while the business major takes hi~ a framework of their own making, and un- In addition, some production houses re­ tinued success, one day it may be con­ briefcase and clocks in and gets ahead in . able to make the transition when their jobs quire a two or three-hour minimum. and sidered as customary as the typewriter. unique function of a place of' higher learning. the world. But. the business students arc become obsolete. .

" , 19~ Page 10 The Ticker September 27, September 27, 1983 The Ticker Page 11 - SPORTS I ~~~ -, , - o The Department of Speech presents Body Sculpting- Comes to Baruch Platooning Flops As

Body sculpture, one of the December 15 at Baruch College. chance to compete for. -the top Yankees Blow Season newest types of. body building This event, which will be held in trophy by sho~ng body devclop- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~- categories, will make its debut on the auditorium, gives women a ment in various sculptural exercises designed to reveal muscle definition and toning. . AUDITIONS . This contest, however, is not a 66 muscle" contest. Each contestant will be judged for firmness, sym­ for the fall production metry, femininity, 'overall muscle development, .stage presence and appearance. Although this is not a body­ building contest, contestants must work out before p3hicipating. uI am hopeful, but skepticalthat THE MATCHMAKER many Baruch women will par­ ticipate in this event," said In-' tramural Director Tom Carcova, because female p4Tticipation in In­ by Thorton Wilder tramural Sports, while on the in­ crease, is certainly not proportional to the female population at Baruch." The women's body sculpture Tuesday, September 27, 5-7 contest will be held on the same day ~ . as the Mr. Baruch contest. Wednesday, September- 28, 5-7 -KerineC..... Thursday, September 29, 12:45-2:30 Auditorium of 23rd St. Building - - Come sign up for crews as well as acting ( Want to check WANTED. on a professor? ~ The New York Yankees came in­ no set line-up and high-priced to the season with their sights set on players sit on the bench and brood. first place. Nothing less would suf­ An unstable lineup has made it Two bursars, fice for an organization that prides difficult for players to get into a itself on having spent a fortune to hitting groove while not playing amass what it considers to be the regularly. Therefore, some players Teacher ( most talented team in baseball. are unable to hit consistently and Two secretaries The dream s of spring die slowly . potential hitting streaks in which a • Those of the Yankees lasted until player can carry a club are reduced they were ignominiously swamped in frequency. Evaluation The inconsistent hitting that by the Baltimore Orioles earlier this for month. After winning the first of a comes from platooning can be four game series, the overconfident overcome if players accept their Yankees were humbled as part-time roles. This, however, has results will be Baltimore won the remaining three not happened to the Yankees. Pla­ games. tooning has made bad attitudes as Student Government At that point, only something much a part of the Yankees as like the Mets' miracle of '69 could pinstripes. Ken Griffey, Oscar Getdowntobusinessfaster. Gamble, Steve Kemp, Rick Cerone, available in the have given the Yankees the division title. And as the Bronx Bombers and Jerry Mumphrey (before being office. must now realize, miracles are rare traded) have all publicly expressed WiththeBA-35. their displeasure with their part­ these days. Therefore, the Yankees If there's one thing business calculations, amortizations A powerful combination. will spend October viewing the time roles. Student, The unhappiness caused by pla­ students have always needed, and balloon payments. Think business. With playoffs from their living rooms. this is it: an affordable, busi- The BA-35 means you the BA-35 Student Ji~ The reason for the Yankee tooning has added to the never­ ness-oriented calculator. spend less time calculating, Business Analyst. ~ debacle of '83 is that their major ending turmoil-that surrounds Billy • The Texas Instruments and more time learning. One strength, a plethora of talented Martin and George Steinbrenner. The rancor that permeates the Government'-~- players, is also their' primary BA-35, the Student Business keystroke takes the place Please Apply In Yankees prevents players from fully Analyst. ,.. of many. TEXAS weakness. It may sound paradox­ concentrating on the game. Its built-in business The calculator is just part INSTRUMENTS ical, but there is such a thing as Creating useful products having too many talented players. Steinbrenner can have a playoff formulas let you perform of the package. You also get team next year if he abides by the office, complicated finance, a book that follows most and services for you. In such a situation, a numbers Room 409 game results in which players ac­ axiom that less is sometimes more. accounting and statistical business courses: the Business customed to playing every day find There is a limit to how many functions - the ones that Analyst Guidebook. Business themselves platooning. The only designated rightfielders, first usually require a lot of time professors helped us write it, two Yankee players who have not basemen, and catchers that one and a stack of reference books, to help you get the most out Room 409 of the of the Student had to platoon at one time or needs. The Yankee brass could be like present and future value of calculator and classroom. another have been Dave Winfield whistling Dixie in '84 if they unload ClI983 To» Insaurnena and Willie Randolph. some of the team's excess baggage Platooning is a Dr. Jeckyl-and­ for muchneeded relief pitching and Center building. Mr. Hyde. While it is the only way possibly a center field replacement Student Center for Omar Moreno. to cope with an abundance of talent, the team does not jell with -Manny Taveras Page 12 The Ticker September 27, 1983 '.-- September 27, 1983 The Ticker Page 13 " .. Financial' Aid Ch~istributi.onCalendar LETTERS Fall 1983 Semester (Dates Subject To Change)

Type Of Check(s) To Distribution Datesl Whi!t, Me Apathetic? Third World Shafted? Be Distnbuted Students' Last Names ~·L Dear Editor, . Dear Ms. Rhodes: SEEK Stipend and SEEK Book Allowance. , ~ (lues) 9/13/83 The staftbox tells some of the story: after a few anemic semesters, the paper is finally - I I am writing in response to the In advocating greater stress on SEOG and f:,WS for the Work Penod Endmg 8/ T2/83 M·Z (Wed) 9i14/83 pumped up. , Op-Ed column entitled The history in a proposed core cur­ / What the staftbox doesn't tell is .the caliber and commitment of the people whose names it Jurisprudent: Revise The Cur- riculum for Baruch, I did not mean lists. We ale students, like you. Unlike some of you, we have found release from the riculum, Improve the Student, by the section oil Western Civilization ' .. pressures of academia in the form of more work (we're funny that way): more assignments, Edmund Unneland, which ap- to exclude knowledge of other CUSTA, BMBG and A·L (Tues ) 10/4/83 peared in the September 15 Ticker. cultures. Your comment's on the more questions, more writing. Our release comes in getting deeper into the difficulties and ,CWS for the Work Period Ending 9/2/83 M-Z (Wed) 10/5/83 After reading the article, I no- column certainly cannot be gain­ ~nnoyances we all experiences in the course of our college careers. Our release comes in put­ ticed that Third World studies, or said. trng communal effort before individual performance and in serving the student body. the equivalent thereof, were not in- I still believe history sbould be 'There.is no apathy at Baruch. There is only a sense of helplessness in students divided eluded in Mr. Unneland's suggested occidentally-oriented due to, the revised college curriculum. Though pervasive. ignorance of Western NDSL Only A-b. (lues) 10/11/83 against themeselves. Many students don't know that the student activity fee they paid should he spoke of the need for a thorough !/ Civilization.' There is no reason to M-Z (Wed.) 10/12/83 fund programs they want. Many students doen't know that the student government they education in the words, works, and believe that as a result of my pro­ elected has to be accessible and accountable, has to put not itself but irs constituents first, deeds of Western civilization, posal people are going to be ig- . has to take up the issues the students demand that it address. Many students don't know that specifically the European and the norant of the work of the Arabs the administration is our servant and the faculty our employees. Many students don't kow American, that of Third World na- that led to the West's introduction SE EK Stipend and A·L (Mon.) 10/24/83 that teachers are supposed to greet our questions and arguments with respect, patience and tions, particularly Latin America, to classical Greece, or of the CWS for the Work Period Ending 9/23/83 M-Z (Tues.) 10/25/83 encouragement. Africa, India, the Middle East, and manifold glories of Chinese Art. even Asia, were excluded. Electives can be, and are, provided It would be a shame for these students to meet all the degree requirements, carefully toeing The contributions andac- for those who wish to delve deeply the bureaucratic line, complaining softly about the elevators and the cafeteria food, without complishments of Third World into such subjects. PELL and A-C (Mon.} 11/14/83 . ever taking the chance of improving the life of the Baruch non-campus. - civilizations in many instances Watching the philosophical made that of the European ::tnrldiscussions between people of dif­ CWS tor Ihe Work Period Endmg 10/14/83 D·' (Tues.) 11/15/83 . We ~n the paper, win do our best to keep you informed of what goes on. We welcome you American possible. Not to em- ferent culture~ on the PBS series Six JM (Wed.) 11/16/83 to join us in our effort, to open honest communication between the people who teach us phasize their role in the develop- Great Ideas made me realize the . ~.j. N-R (Thurs r 1111118] (faculty), the people who structure our institutional Iife (administration) and the people for ment of the world as we know it to- need to understand other cultures S·Z·(Fn) 11/18/83 whom, of whom aridbv whom the college is made (students): day is more than an oversight, but and ways of thinking. This We thank everyone, high and low, who is sympathetic to our campaign against the notion instead points to a prevalent at- understanding should be against wi~hin th~ that Baruch.students are apathetic and somehow unworthy of respect. We thank the students titude so-called West the background of a thorough that the history, literature, arts and understanding of the West. who contribute to this newspaper, and the faculty and administration who are grown-up SEEK Stipend and A·L (Tues j 12/6/83 sciences of the Third World are in- -Edmund Unneland CWS for the Work Period Endmg 1 1/4/83 M-Z (Wed) 12/7/83 enough to cooperate fully with our requests for information and interviews. significant, (some have argued and r------­ Apathy? Nobody here by that name. believe that these disciplines do not exist In the Third World), and , therefore can continue to be , Allman unrecognized by the academic com­ CWS for the Work Period Ending 1 1/23/83 " A·Z (Fn) 12/23/83 munity. ~ Taking Us For A Ride Needless to say. in a complex and Remembered .,J changing world as ours, the conse­ f Change is both necessary and desirable if for the better. Case in point: the new entrance quences of the above are and have Deav-Editor, CWS for tile Work Period Ending 1'c:/ 16/83 A-Z (Fn) 1/13/84 "1 been disasterous, particularly for and elevators at 225 Park Avenue South. 18th Street. While the entrance is pleasant to the Craig Allman, a Baruch graduate 1, the Europeans and the Americans In August '82, and a valued eye, the poor service of the elevators gnaws on the patience of students. who, in their relations with Third member of the Day Session Student World countries, have yet to Since the opening of the new entrance. students have had to put up with long .lines Government, passed away this f develop a clear perspective of the cws for lhe Work Period EridIng i /6184 A·Z (F n ) 2/3/84 extending into the street. slow elevators which have malfunctioned several times. and the summer at age 22. On the morning political, social, and economic of June 3rd of this year, his rented inconvenience of arriving to class anywhere from 10 to 30mlnutes late. unrest which exists in this area of --. . automobile skidded into a tree on .' Despite the fact that much of the line now waits inside the building instead of on the ~_ the world . his way home in Queens. Despite : street. the waiting time has not been reduced. In fact. the elevators have been out of service Although Ignorance may be frantic efforts by the doctors, they bliss-the same does not apply 1 more than once; one day, the service e!evator was used to slowly transport disgruntled stu­ were unable to save him. NDSL ­ Nat.onat Duect Student L.OL,t() (Paid once eact I Sernes!cr) when referring to a segment of the Craig Allman was a management ­ INSTRUCTIONS dents because all four elevators were temporarily out of service. PELL ­ Formally BEOG Grant (Pard once e.icn Semester) 1 world which may someday account trainee at Blue Cross-Blue Shield of for over 75070 of its total popula­ Stu

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Lookio', Cooki.n'~ & Bookio·'· . Callas, Phallus & Dallas HEART ART Stage: Leave it to Diva WARMERS MURMURS The Ridiculous Theatrical Company's man/woman 'Greek chorus of doom when Say "gimme something real," and The American female, according to many Galas is an impassioned spoof on the rise Galas makes her artistically fatal entrance Nickolas Ashford and Valerie Simpson, publishers, is in a desperate way. A recent and fall of Maria Callas. .onto Aristotle Plato Socrates Odysseus's' (Nick and Val), know exactly what you're tour,of several large book stores indicated Act one is Highlights from the Li fe of a (read Onassis) yacht. Quinton even spits talking about. that.while the books may be new, the prob­ Diva: 1. Young soprano meets future spon­ out one dire warning, complete with Together they found a cure for imitations lem remains the same, and it all boils down sor/husband. 2,3. Soprano translates ar­ .angular Martha-Grahamesque gyrations ., some twenty years ago when their career as to that nasty, dirty. filthy three letter tistic prowess into marketable commodity. while balanced on one leg. Imbuing Bruna rhythm and blues' finest musical collabora­ word: MEN. 4. Operatic arrogance and papal condescen­ with dogged faith and doglike faithfulness, tion first began. Pa\rtly responsible for the So, let us assume that our hypothetical sion drag race. 5. The voice deserts &he Quinton's embodiment of tragic mystique creation for what was the Motown Sound in young lady. Ms. X. has indeed Thinned prima donna mid-performance. Act two is is howlingly funny. the late '60's. and early '70's, Nick and Val ., Her Thighs In Thirty Days. has religiously The Pros and Cons of Abandoning Your Bill Vehr is his usual impeccable comic declared that there ain't no mountain high adhered to each and .every chapter of The Art for the Love of a Multi-Millionaire: 6. self. As the dust-mop-headed entrepreneur . enough for your precious love, and penned Jane Fonda Workout Book. has sweated Big-gun diva meets bigger-gun tycoon, Ghingheri, he gives a fast course in Italian many more testimonies which Diana, Mar­ and panted through every page ofThe Linda dumps husband. 7. Bored, lonely woman in accent by the Scottish phonetic method vin and Terri, and others attested to. J Evans Beauty And Exercise Book. and has Paris apartment croaks herself. (business is pronounced beez-ness, upcom­ High-Rise, (Capitol), their.latest release, gotten strong enough to merely skim These seven scenes (really eight, with an ing season bcornes oopcombing seez-own). is a generous helping of what's been hard to through Victoria Principal's The Body Prin­ ingeniously smooth segue) are comically un­ John Heys (Mr.. Doy-Doy of Bourgeois come by these days - real music. The album ciple. She is now ready to exercise her cultured pearls aglow with operatic Avant Garde fame) does a convincingly is.among the first commerical products in psyche and gear up for the hunt. reference. In the absence of a conventional unctuous Odysseus. Julian Craggs, as the the r&b market this year which was com­ Having been informed .that Men Are dramatic line, there's only the fateful arc of well-muscled and gratingly nasal columnist posed and produced without throwing the Just Desserts and Nice Girls Do. she is now , Galas's triumph and tragedy (1) tostring the Ilka Winterhalter, is in devastatingly good .. basic requirements.for quality out the win­ ready to learn How To Pick Up Men. If all ) action along. The one flawed pearl is a taste. Emilio Cubeiro as Galas's spon­ dow. fails in her local singles bar, there's always droopy death scene. The Madama Butterfly sor/husband, Mercanteggini, does well as :. The album beings with High-Rise, the. Classified Love. And while she's waiting frame is .wonderful, but the B-movie mus­ the unenviable straight man, with an accent duo's current hit, which opens with an for all those cards and letters to pour in, ings on the place of woman (at the side of somewhere between Chico Marx and Akim acoustic piano melody by Val that seems to she could be studying Sex And The Brain. man) issue from playwright Charles Tamiroff. hang on long after the top notch vocals. dabbling in Sexual Geometry. and even Ludlam's area of least expertise. The women suffer. The legendary Black­ Nick's lyrics tell the story of a lady who getting back into the old sweat suit for a bit Carrying this string of pearls is the Galas Eyed Susan has to wait in the wings until dreams of becoming a member of the of Sexercise. Well. if the cards and letters of performer Charles Ludlam-not man, act two, and though she dispatches her bits "Bourgie, Bourgie," club, and leaves her aren't pouring in. it just could be that our not woman, but an animated cartoon with finesse, the part is a prop. As the tem­ ~ man behind - serious business. Side Effect Ms. X is another victim of The Great sprung full-blown from the liver of porary MrS: Odysseus, Deborah Petti play one in the upcoming Right Stuff. So he breeze behind cattails and then fluttered in­ follows, with special effects on guitar by American Man Shortage. Dionysus. Breaking the gender barrier, resembles a disgruntled Pocahantas in her was bankable. They didn't know he wrote to primitive song; even the scraping of the Sidney McGinnis, (long time regular Eric But let us not paint such a grim picture Ludlam celebrates the forbidden other. drab chamis-colored dress, shark-toothed plays. It was kind of like finding out that piano wires, which-he'd never try at Gale is missed, but McGinnis holds his for our love -starved young lass. Let's as­ This isn't drag, this is drama-not female necklace (Galas's gift) and sandals laced to your Uncle Wixley, whom you~ only ever home,but-accurately evoked the breath­ own), and help on background vocals by sume that she has snared Mr. Right (hey. it impersonation, but a dazzling union of op­ the knees. Her subsequent appearance as thought of as a polo player, had several catching eeriness of insect nightlife. Dexter Ullanda McCullough. The side closes with does happen). Now tha t she' s got him. posites. His Galas is empress/fishwife, Lady Godiva (yes, nude) aims at the tragic patents in his name. The information made had instincts, too. Sometimes he worried It's A Rush, a combination of harmonized she's got to keep him. Here's where How genius/idiot, beauty and beast by dazzling and hits the pathetic. you hesitate before joking about how he he'd lost them. So when the male character vocals and synthesizer arrangements, that To Drive Your Man Wild In Bed comes in narcissistic turns. He hits pose after light­ Jack Kelly's lavishly minimal sets never made a martini. worried about worrying that he might ac­ makes you wanna get up and do something. handy. Now suppose our Ms. X becomes ning pose, ruthlessly obliterating our stoop to Broadway's pedestrian realism. Neither Muffy nor Dexter were sure cidentally decapitate himself with his own Side two being with My Kinda Pick Me such a success with this book that we begin • disbelief by reducing us to giggling jello, Abetted by resident technical wizard about Superstitions. One of the two per­ chainsaw, Dexter related it to his own fear ~ gasping for sanity. His few moments of rest of being locked in the bank vault overnight. The Balcony (1868) - almost perfect Up, a simple melody backed by a horn solo to hear wedding bells. Lawrence Eichler's lighting. Kelly achieves formers, Mark Petrakis, had a Mediterra­ by George Young, and is an old fashioned Once the honeymoon is over. we find r allow the other members of his company to his effects through theatrical In­ nean swarthiness that appealed to Muffy. Muffy took a more strictly Freudian view '- sing a long. I'm Not That Tough, is a slow Mrs. X once again making a pilgrimage to t· nibble at the focus of our attention. but genuity-much more fun. Everett Quinton She liked his-eyes being too close together: and pooh-poohed Shepard's infantile fear , rocking ballad where Nick and Val croon her local book store. What's this she's , watching Ludlam is the evening's raison keeps everyone in costume changes which, he looked like something out ofa Byzantine ofcastration. . over horn and string arrangments by Ray reading? How To Save Your Marriage ., d 'etre and he surpasses our wildest expec­ except for the Pocahantas number, are a mosaic. His hands bothered her= they had a They both liked the music director, Manet at Met a must Chew, backed by vocals that vgive the, From. AnAffair! Seems like there's trouble tation. Every muscle in his face and body is stylish aid to caricature. life of their own and it wasn't interesting. Catherine Stone. l.f~ffy found the Loretta chorus its staying power. It's Much Deeper, in paradise already.. Perhaps a quick con­ trained'on comic effect. He- leads with his Director Charles Ludlam serves his other But he seemed like a nice man. Privately, Lynn hairdo appropriately de trop' arid hip. responds with his shoulders, fakes (playwright and performer) selves well, with she wished he were more dangerous. Dexter like the Joan Baez look of alert puri­ The Edouard Manet exhibit at the Metro­ Manet Family in Garden (1874). we see the the following cut, is the album's next hit, sultation with Dr. Ruth's Guide To Good no doubt about it. The instruments fuse Sex might patch things up. Of course. . with his hands (baseball mitts tipped with staging that is often brilliant and never Dexter concentrated on the fact that ty. They agreed that hers was the most com­ politan Museum of Art is a retrospective realistic portrayal of Maner. wife and chilo blood-red polish). registers with his masca­ drags-at least not until the bathetic finale. pelling. presence: upstage center, deftly look at the transitions encountered by one dren but the forest background is done together combining rock and soul with these days the problem might have been O-lan Shepard looked like Lillian Gish. Her ra. And his voice-incorporating the best They don't come any funnier than this. manipulating percussive oddities, very of the most complex and ambivalent artists with bold strokes and dabs characteristic of guitar riffs and a, solo by McGinnis, something Mrs. X dido' t count on, but eyes were the size of canoes and they looked . .. of Sybil Thorndike. Satchmo and a feverish "with it." ~ the pre-impressionist and impressionist impressrorusm. Centeno's bass, Ralph McDonald's work reading Healthy Sex may avoid Herpes. like they might drift right off over her infant-e-jnilks every unexpected nuance The Ridiculous Theatrical Company. One The second piece, The Sad Lament of periods. Manet was taught to be a perfectionist on percussion, Pete Cannarozzi on syn­ and if hubby hasn't exactly been treading cheeks and into her ears. He thought she thesizer, and Val at the acoustic and the old straight and narrow. The AIDS from the rid iculous dialogue. Sheridan Square, Wednesday through Fri­ did all her best acting with her eyes. They Pecos Bill on tbe Eve of Killing His Wife, "Manet." as the exhibit is called. con­ and in his depictions of clothes and facial day, and Sunday at 8, Saturday at 7 and 10. sists of 9S paintings. 4S drawings. water­ Yamaha electric pianos, to make a rough, Factbook may be in order. A close second in comic command is had "Fragile: Handle With Care" etched was short. Mr. Petrakis and Ms. Shepard details this. self-acknowledged negative at­ 691-2271. got gussied up as frontier types. Four more colors. pastels and 50 prints that are shown tribute becomes apparent. His creases and raw, refreshing sound with plenty of at­ If the trouble is not physical. Mrs. X may Everett Quinton's Bruna Lina Rasta, a one­ on the retinas. Irresistable. He tried not to musicians and a great big canvas catfish in nine separate rooms and are reported to folds appear as three-dimensional as a two­ titude. The album ends with Still Such A simply have had a tough time believing time diva fallen from operatic grace, a ask himself why she dyed her hair orange or • • • were brought onstage. The music was a be the most extensive exhibit of Manet' s dimensional canvas will permit. The Bal­ Thing, a moving gospel testimony where that Sex Begins In The Kitchen. At this seething mass of bad vibes shadowing bit her fingernails or had such poor posture slick synthesis of hillbilly and 'Country and works since 1884. cony (1868). and The Luncheon (1868). the two put the glitter of High-Rise to the point she may be asking herself Why Males Galas's every mis-step. When we first see Muffy and Dexter went south to La or wouldn't speak clearly. That last short­ Western, with a pinch of progressive jazz. The showing begins in a well lit red brick both illustrate these features. as well as side) and bring it on down to real love. The Exist and even be considering The New Bruna. she's just been hired as Galasls Mama for some designer theater. Muffy'd coming he decided was due to the missing convincing Celibacy. 4 Before you knew it, it was over, but before room and retraces the artist's earlv realist Manets detachment from the subject mat­ sound is soothing, sanctified and maid-a pretty weird sister, looking like seen Sam Shepard in Resurrection. There inside corners of her upper front teeth, there's stur such a thing as love. it was over, Pecos Bill and Slue-Foot Sue works from 1853-1867. Here we see the ter and fascination with the particular qual­ Just imagine. after what all these" help" Margaret Hamilton on acid or an escapee was something wild, secret and wounded which reminded him of Lauren Hutton and had sung: obvious influence of Spanish painters on ities of painting such as color gradation. books did for Ms. X. it may mean The End from Dr. Moreau's island. We get a rivet­ about him, like an injured animal at the also of the parrot fish he'd seen around the of Sex for all of us. Then why is<,we both dyin' on this land? Manet. In his works. Spanish Cavaliers His style in these two paintings seems im­ • •• ting glimpse into her tortured penitant's mercy of human beings. Also something reefs in Bermuda. -Steve Greenberg soul when she accompanies her mistress on dangerous. Muffy felt he needed a mother. They tried to formulate a motif for the Then why is we forsaken , (1859) and Mile V. .. in costume ofan personal and devoid of nuance. It seems in In concert, Ashford and Simpson are a an audience with the pope. But she really Dexter'd heard Shepard was going to be an several mono- andduologues that compris­ Lost and shamed, forgotten , Espada. (1862) we can clearlv see/the art­ all of Maner's paintings that the main char­ whirlwind of energy. Recently they played a ed the piece. Muffy thought the theme Why is we both rottin ' in the memories of ists fascination with darker colors and set­ acter.has.a-radiance. a glow while the back­ two day engagement at Radio City Music comes into her thematic own as a one- astronaut-rather, that he was going to lurked in one of the early lines: "Maybe we man? tings. In the second painting. Maner's focal ground is pallid and hazy. Maner's friend Hall, (September 9 & 10), and the New could both have a conversation." She many times. The point being. Muffy and point IS on his favorite model Victorine Emile Zola described this stvle when he Yorkers who were fortunate to see them left thought this signified people not being able Dexter figured. that nobodv was much Neurent dressed in a bullfighters outfit. In said. "when beyond the scents and the with something real ringing in their ears and or willing to communicate because each of interested in white male American wide­ the background there is a bullfight that is shimmering visions ... I glimpse the hard their hearts. Nick and Val are complimen­ us is so caught up with his or her own reality open-spacial mythology any more. Certain- seemingly unfinished. outlines of things as they are." in reference tary opposites in performance. Nick, like a ly they weren't. - Manet was noted for this characteristic to the immediate impression and not the leopard, glided on state; cool and assured, and no one wants to share. She felt the play st~le as well as using intermediate tones whole. also worked on a second "level" in which observing his audience. His tall. lean. and The Overtone Theater and New Writers at that progressed from dark to light. This Besides these paintings. the exhibit also the dramatic form itself was an allegory for slightly muscular build was drapped in the Westside at La Mama E. T.e., Wednes­ style was revolutionary" for the Pjriod in contains Maner's seascapes from when he the human condition. At one point both loose, light, sophisticated fabrics, his hair, day through Sunday at 7 and Sunday at 2 which Manet painted and therefore gener­ was in the war. as well as the paintings characters complained of "the predicament jet black, craddled his shoulders. Val, on through October 2. Tickets $6 and $8. ated much criticism from his Salon peers. of these words" and proceeded to apologize done from his water studio at Argenteuil the other had, was a sensuous rush, 475-7710. In The Street Singer (1862>. Manet uses a where he worked with his comrade Monet. sauntering on stage, ready to stomp and to each other for repeating a mutually an­ -Erin Blackwell dark silhouette as well as dark clothes for Also featured was Maner's The Bar at the romp, with the rhythm, teasing and warm. noying, habitual "script." Wasn't that like his model to make the viewer focus on the Folies Beregere (1881) his last major work. Her petite, slender, and curved frame was life? Muffy herself had felt at the mercy of woman's face. Although this painting can The Railroad (1872) and one of Manet's wrapped in a sleeky, bare backed, sequined the words she'd been given to say every time she'd stood in a reception line. be viewed from a distance of 2-3 feet. it . most controversial paintings 'Le Dejeuner fashion. her face crowned bv Finnev Dexter disagreed. It'd surprised him, but was actually painted to be s een from a sur L 'herbe (1863) which contained nude braids. They·lifted the audience out of thefr reasonable distance. since Manet painted women seated with clad men in a forest seats, on to the floor, and into the aisles ­ something deep inside thrilled to what he with the light source at his back. but in an scenano. just like in church, where it all began. called the play's macho-istic tendencies. He • thought the thematic keystone was: uI9 d effort to recreate the moment the museum All in all the exhibit seemed well round­ , The Saturday' evening bash began with- curators have placed overhead lights where ed and presented the total Manet except Nick and Val descending from their own often mistaken sounds for other sounds" they take away from the picture instead of for the omission of his painting Olypia "high-rise" onto the stage where they im­ and that the play was about the ob­ enhancing it. (186S}. The only problem with the exhibit is NIck .... Val: foaacl C'IR solescence of instinct. He'd never been he,,,,,. mediately went into a medley of cuts from the Besides the Spanish influence. Maner in the arrogant sightseers who flock and con­ their latest, plus past milestones suchas It much of a cowhand himself, but he lJe~ his 2S year career was also influenced by gregate at every painting. The exhibit Seems To Hang On, By WayofLove's Ex­ till the last bit.ofapplause. Whether it be on responded to what looked like an authentic -8"Sf; Japanese prints and later by his content­ opens at 2:30 daily and will be shown from press, Street Corner, and Your Precious record or live, Ashford & Simpson are an Mexican blanket, several pairs of cowboy Be a TIcker inspiration to keep believing that as long as boots and a wicker chair with a faded can­ ODs! poraries Renoir and Monet. The three were now until Novemer 27 so if you want to Love. After Still Such A Thing, the encore Reviewerl known as .• La bandc a Manet" and in avoid the rush then wait but by all means Found A Cure, literally raised the roof. there is music and love, we will always have vas pillow in it. He liked the music: the sax­ Manet's later works where he took his work no art lover should miss this presentation. Dripping with hard earned sweat, Nick and something real. ophone that slid along like the hom of a Room 307 Student Center outdoors this is made evident. In The -Peter Konfederak Val rocked the night away, never letting up -LiSll R. RhOdes semi on an empty•.fluorescent- lit highway; WIIy .... _ ...... ' ....' the asthmatic flute 'that imituted a frisky 725-7620/2

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