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The chairman’s report TED PEACHMENT GREETINGS TO ALL our readers, and welcome to the 51st edition of the Mawkin. We have reached another milestone in the history of this illustrious magazine as, for the very first time, it is presented partially in colour. Thanks are due to our editor, Ashley, and our new printers, Harlequin Digital Print, of Gressenhall, who have successfully produced this new format and we hope that it meets with your approval. Your comments are welcome. The Market Cross, Wymondham, with a seasonal dusting of snow. MERELY A FIGUREHEAD? I am rapidly approaching the end of my first year in office and, although I have enjoyed the experience, it has not been IN THIS ISSUE an easy year, and anyone who thinks that a chairman is merely a figurehead should re-think that opinion, or have a go at 2 The chairman’s report doing it! 4 Time for a change? 5 Conjunctions THANK YOU, VERA 6 The tin man cometh One of our founder members, Mrs Vera Youngman, who has 7 Wordsearch: Heacham served on the FOND committee since its formation, has 8 Norfolk: a poetic county reluctantly decided to stand down. She has been a wonderful 8 Boy Colin’s Norfolk quiz asset to us over the years and will be sadly missed. 9 Ole duck wot cam ter charch For many years, committee meetings were held in her home in Yaxham, where we enjoyed her hospitality and her 10 Dews 2014 (for your diary) delectable homemade cakes and tea. Regular attendees of our 10 Junior Trosher dews, throughout the county, will have noticed Vera’s constant 11 FOND on air at the Ferry Inn presence in the various kitchens, sometimes alone, making the 12 Talking turkey... refreshments and often providing them out of her own pocket. 13 ...an’ eat yer sprouts up! For her sterling service, we offer Vera our sincere thanks 14 FOND docks at Docking and have made her an Honorary Life Member. 15 Norfolk place-name limericks 16 Our own tongue OUR THOUGHTS ARE WITH YOU 18 As long as Father had string We are presently missing our vice-chair, Tina, and our 18 Wordsearch and quiz answers thoughts and prayers are with her and her husband David. 19 Gorn to the Learkes ‘TONIGHT’ RATHER DISAPPOINTING! 20 Happy Christmas, all on yer In the last edition, I mentioned that some of us had attended a 21 Less be a-hearin frum yer filming and recording session with ITV for a feature on their 22 FOND officers & committee Tonight programme. In spite of spending considerable time at 23 Colourful Norfolk: Ranworth this session, when it was eventually broadcast the 24 Snowy Wymondham transmission of our contribution covered a few seconds and 2 THE MERRY MAWKIN WINTER 2013–2014 Keith Skipper was the only one who was featured, and then THE MERRY only for a very short time. (see pictures on page 11.) MAWKIN A RIPPING GOOD YARN On 22 September, we held a dew in the Ripper Hall in EDITOR/DESIGNER Docking and despite putting on a good programme of home- Ashley Gray grown entertainment – including a remarkable sketch written and narrated by Pam Goldsmith (below, right) – the attendance, EDITORIAL OFFICE on such a beautiful, sunny day, was very disappointing. Ailsha Nevertheless, in that tiny audience, there was a member, 37 Ashleigh Gardens Wymondham Mr Ralph Nickerson, who now lives in, and had travelled Norfolk from, Botswana, putting to shame the locals who were absent, NR18 0EY and giving an international flavour to the event. Tel: 01953 607161 We also have a member, Stanley, originally from Moscow, Email: [email protected] who has lived in Norfolk since he was about 14, and who now speaks with an almost perfect Norfolk accent, including many PLEASE NOTE of the dialect words and expressions. The editor reserves the right to amend or reject any item which has been submitted for publication in AND FINALLY... The Merry Mawkin. The Trosher Short Story competition is now closed and, at the It is the responsibility of all time of writing, we had received 18 entries, which is most contributors to ensure any material gratifying. Now starts the long, but enjoyable, task of judging they submit, written or the entries by our panel of literary experts. photographic, is copyright-free. Our next important event, advertised in the last edition, is The opinions expressed by the AGM, held in Yaxham Village Hall, on Sunday, contributors in The Merry Mawkin 24 November, and I hope by the time you read this it will have may not necessarily be held by the Friends of Norfolk Dialect been successful and well attended! (FOND), its officers or its Please don’t forget our requirements for new committee committee members. members, and for all members to consider taking a more No part of this publication may be active part in the running of this organisation, to ensure that it reproduced, in any form, without continues to flourish, grow, and promote our beloved dialect the prior permission of the Friends in our own county and throughout the world. of Norfolk Dialect (FOND). I look forward to seeing you soon and offer you all my early © 2013/14 FOND best wishes for Christmas and the New Year. PHOTO CONTRIBUTORS FOND docks at Docking – more pictures on page 14. Malcolm Anderson: page 21 Colin Burleigh: page 6 Alan Cooper: pages 2, 3, 11, 14 Ashley Gray: pages 1, 4, 7, 8, 23, 24 Sharon Ingle: pages 12, 13 Canon Peter Nicholson: page 20 Maggie Risby: page 16 PRINTED BY Harlequin Colour Print 6 Swan Drive, Gressenhall Dereham, Norfolk NR20 4SW Tel: 07941 513 683 WINTER 2013–2014 THE MERRY MAWKIN 3 Time for a change? ASHLEY GRAY IN THE PREVIOUS Merry There, on a corner, stood ‘The Maltsters’, Mawkin I asked if it featured on my vintage postcard, with the was ‘time for a change’ grassy-fronted staithe of Malthouse Broad with a possible revamp close by, even in autumn still bubbling and of our magazine in bobbing with waterborne activity. One of mind. Following a Broadland’s prettiest little villages in my book. lengthy discussion with After taking several photos of the public the FOND committee it house, I stood back to gaze over the waters. was agreed to go ahead “Hev yew sin him, yit?” I heard someone and even include some say, and turned round to the old villager sitting pages in colour! I do on the bench by the green. hope you will be pleased with our ‘new’ look. “Who’s that?” I replied. This has meant a change of printer of course “Wuh! Th’ow munk what hornt this hare so, at this point, I must say a big ‘thank you’ to plearce!” he replied, pausing to cast a hand out John Seager, at Swallowtail Print Ltd, for all over the broad. “Yew’d a sinnim if yew’d bin his help over the years and, at the same time, arlier – but yar too learte terday, yew are.” look forward to working with Ian and Mick, of So intrigued was I – by his tale – I begged Harlequin Colour Print, Gressenhall from this him to go on. issue onwards. “Puhsifficuss wuz his nearme,” the old man With this being our very first issue in colour continued, “an’ he useter row crorse the broad, I decided to resurrect an earlier idea of mine frum th’ow abbey ware he lived, t’wark on our and re-introduce a series of ‘then’ and ‘now’ charch, Sunt Helens. pictures, complementing postcards from my “But, one dear, when he retarned hoome, he collection with modern-day views of the same found orl his brother munks wuz mardered – scene, starting with Ranworth, in Broadland. dead, they wuz, stun dead, orl onnem.” My journey to Ranworth took a bit longer “But – who could have done such a thing?” than I had expected as not having a ‘navigator’ I asked. “Thass unthinkable, ent it?” – or the dubious ‘benefits’ of a SatNav – I “Suffun ter do wi the Dissulooshun, that managed to get lost! And, before you ask, wuz,” he went on, “but, dew ter orl his fella there was no one standing by their garden gate munks bein gorn, Brother Puhsifficuss to advise me: “Yew’d a bin betta orf a-cummin remearned in his rooned abbey fur the rest a his frum someware else...!” natrul dears. When he died, our willagers Driving east along a very busy A47, I turned buried him in the charchyard, where he still off at Blofield and headed towards retarn – ivvery mornin – ter carry on his wark. Hemblington, following a sign that informed “Dew yew git hare round dearbrearke, me ‘Ranworth: 4 miles’. So I just kept a-gorn. yew’ll see him cummin through the mist crorse I’ve never known such a long four miles as, ten the broad in his boat, wi his dorg in the bows!” miles later it seemed, I was still a-gorn! I thought that was such a lovely tale I just At South Walsham I noticed a sign directing had to share it with you, as well as my postcard me towards Ranworth, just a mile away, but, of course! Hopefully, there’ll be plenty more what a delight that last mile was – along leafy in future issues of The Merry Mawkin – and lanes, around twisting bends, dipping down anecdotes too! dales and climbing up hills, until I motored “Dew yew hev a hully Happy Christmas an’ along an avenue lined with thatched cottages. a prospruss New Yare anorl, tergether!” 4 THE MERRY MAWKIN WINTER 2013–2014 Conjunctions PETER TRUDGILL, PRESIDENT OF FOND WE WERE TAUGHT when more grammatical role than it originally had – we went to school that the role of conjoining.