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•New bike trails rolling into Missoula. Page 4 •E y e Spy: “Two Dead” in Schreiber Gym. Page 5 • Van Valkenburg rings In the new baseball season. of University news Kaimin Page 7 Our 100th year, Issue 81 Kaimin is a Salish word for messages Wednesday, April 1, 1998 Mansfield Masturbator arrested in return to UM library
Helena man whacked with desk and called police. help. record. jail time, fine and counseling After being questioned, the Helena “He saw them take off to the lobby Willett credits the library staff man admitted to UM Police that he to tell someone and he took off out who were alerted to the situation and for sexual act in library had masturbated several times in the door,” he said. were instructed what to do in case of UM’s library, Campus Security Witnesses reported in early March another sighting. Kim Skornogoski Director Ken Willett said. that a middle-aged man with a reced “The library staff never took this Kaimin Reporter Stephen Keith Murray pleaded ing hairline had been staring at them lightly,” he said. “Erling Oelz was guilty hours later to one count of while they studied and after a while very adamant about catching this UM Police didn’t catch the indecent exposure for the purpose of began masturbating. Other sightings guy. They all had a high level of secu “Mansfield Masturbator” red-handed, sexual gratification. Murray, 40, was of a man fitting that description were rity awareness.” but Tuesday morning they did catch sentenced to 48 hours in jail, a $400 reported to police within the past two Oelz, library circulation director, him. fine and counseling. He is not weeks. said he was glad the situation was The middle-aged man who had allowed to enter UM’s library for a Murray, who’s in the supply busi over. been seen weeks before masturbating ness in Helena, is not a student, but “It’s a great sense of relief from in the Mansfield Library was spotted year. Willett said police were unable to frequented the Mansfield Library the standpoint of the library’s users by a previous witness Tuesday while because he felt “comfortable” there, and the staff,” he said. “It was a he was looking at books on the fifth catch him before because Murray would watch his female witnesses as Willett said. Murray is married and great deal of stress on everyone to floor. Without him seeing her, the he masturbated and would leave has two 4-year-old twin boys. have that guy out there.” witness ran down to the library front before they had a chance to call for He also had a prior out-of-state
Stick it... Former employee Bowman named in grievance filing John A. Reed her at the time that there had Kaimin Reporter been other complaints about Bowman, including aggressive Philip Bowman’s troubles behavior and lack of supervi with UM may just have got sion. ten worse. “They knew about it from Bowman, former director of other complaints,” Berglin UM’s Laboratory Animal said. “They chose to not pro Resources, is named in a for tect anyone.” mal grievance filed with UM Crego confirmed that Friday, a former employee Berglin had filed a complaint said. The grievance alleges under UM’s non-union griev on-the-job harassment. ance procedure, but declined Bowman is already to discuss the suspected in the • Elaina Berglin details of the alleged theft of pre said Bowman was grievance, citing scription drugs very intimidating the confidentiality from the animal toward her and of personnel research lab earlier other female issues. this year. employees, forc Berglin said Elaina Berglin, ing several to Lisa Hoyt, anoth who was employed quit. Bowman er employee who as an animal care posed a “poten resigned from the taker in the lab tially physical lab rather than from 1992 to 1997, threat," she said. work with Melissa Hart/Kaimin said she hand- Bowman, left Sophomore Chris Lehfeldt whirls his devil sticks in Tuesday’s sunshine. delivered the griev because of ance to UM’s Bowman’s “unpro Human Resource Services on fessional attitude.” March 27. She said Bowman Hoyt, who worked at the Campus concerns split UM students, personnel created a “hostile working animal research lab from Kim Skornogoski wasn’t an issue, but commit mation. environment” for her and April through July of 1997, ment to academic excellence President George Dennison other employees at the lab. Kaimin Reporter confirmed that she had quit was. said he hopes UM’s new Griz Berglin said Bowman was because of Bowman’s intimi Students say either. Faculty, Survey administrator and Central, a one-stop destination very intimidating toward her dation. staff, and administrators say i- the Director of Academic where students can pay fees, and other female employees, “I felt threatened,” she ther. Advising Audrey Peterson said buy parking decals, talk to forcing several to quit. said. “He seemed so volatile - Both students and UM per this was because most faculty someone about financial aid Bowman posed a “potentially so hostile.” sonnel took similar surveys think UM has comparatively and get a Griz Card, will solve physical threat,” she said. UM Hoyt said she gave assessing how the university low tuition while students tend many of the registration con officials knew about Bowman a two-week verbal meets students’ needs, but to notice any additional fees. cerns. Bowman’s aggressive behav notice that she was quitting, their answers were quite dif The surveys were done sep After studying the survey’s ior with the lab’s employees followed up with a written ferent. arately; student results came results, Provost Robert but chose to ignore it, Berglin notice. On her last day of Students placed registering out earlier this semester and Kindrick highlighted advising said. work at the lab, Bowman con for classes with few conflicts as the comparison personnel sur concerns as his priority. “Nothing was done - there fronted her and started their top priority, but that vey results came out Monday. “Advising is always a priori was no protection of the screaming at her for no appar appeared nowhere in person The groups agreed that UM ty for the university,” he said women,” Berglin said. ent reason, she said. nel’s top 10 priorities. offers a good variety of courses, Tuesday. “But this shows we Berglin said she was fired “We were the only ones Faculty wanted better that faculty is knowledgeable need to make it more of a pri by Bowman on Aug. 8,1997, there and he came down the library resources and services. in major fields and well-pre ority. Some departments don’t for failing to follow his direc hall towards me,” Hoyt said. Students didn’t rank the pared for class and that the give credit to faculty for advis tions to not do an inventory .Bowman resigned Feb. 9, library high, but complained campus is safe and secure. ing.” of, among other things, drugs after refusing to discuss the about parking. Students, faculty, staff and Peterson said now the uni used in the lab. She believes alleged theft of Buprinex, a Students said academic administrators all noted prob versity will take the informa she was wrongfully fired, but prescription painkiller, from advising wasn’t up to par. lems with getting financial aid tion further, putting surveyed UM has denied her appeal, the lab. The state Criminal Faculty, staff and administra on time, being able to register students into focus groups to she said. Investigation Bureau is con tors didn’t mention it. and students getting the run find their specific problems in Berglin said Kathy Crego, ducting the theft investiga UM personnel said money around when looking for infor each of the areas. UM’s personnel director, told tion. 2 Montana Kalmin, Wednesday, April 1,1998 ______O p in io n ______Eat a rhesus! Save the cattle! Use a typewriter! Vote absentee! Harry Fritz for president, beer in the Concern for the Party Cow Throughout April, you’ll hear the political jargon of our opponents and UC market, beer in the math building Mansfield Masturbator you will NOT understand them. You’ll and most of all - most importantly of Manifesto Last week I wrote in this space all -we believe in the freedom of cat about a terribly out-of-control drunk be forced to make a choice, so make the choice that’s understandable _ tle. That’s all cattle, pal! Police nabbed Stephen Keith called the Party Cow. Several readers We’ll work hard for the hard-work have asked me if this person actually make the Crough/Mullen choice. Murray of Helena Tuesday and We will not make you promises we ing student, especially the ones who charged him with indecent exposure exists and why I haven’t taken him to buy us beers downtown. But we’ll try a clinic. To let readers rest can’t keep, so we’ll make no for masturbating in the Mansfield promises. Our philosophies hard for all the other students, too. Library. Murray admitted to the easy, I admit that the Party Column by It’d just be better if they all bought Cow is not an actual differ in many areas, but we charges and was sentenced according stand on common ground us beer downtown. ly. He hasn’t, however, explained to human. The things We vow not to bore the campus described in the column Kevin when it comes to one issue: this campus what his motives were. Vote Absentee in ‘98. community with several more weeks Last month I ran a column asking the were exaggerations of com Crough of our bullshit campaign, because this mon drinking stories used So here we introduce the Mansfield Masturbator to come for Absentee Party (slogan: is the only campaigning we’ll do. So ward and unleash his dirty philoso to make clear my point that “There’s more than one way to eat a don’t be fools and vote for the right phy. I’m still waiting. not all college students are bad rhesus.”) We believe in the power of ticket on the coming of the day! Despite this issue’s obvious apples; only some are. Furthermore, word play and a fair objective stance comedic nature, there is a serious the other student characters in the Secret message problem with this man’s behavior. column were also fictitious and their only on issues we agree with. We Shortly after the MM column last actions were the product of my imagi believe in 25-cent beers on Tuesday nights, electric typewriters, having For those readers interested, there month, I received an e-mail from the nation. has been a message intertwined into woman who first notified police that sex on innertubes with angry women and watching reruns of the Dukes of the above Crough/Mullen campaign this man was doing his thing in the CroughIMullen announce announcement. To solve: When you library. The man stared at her, moved ASUM candidacy Hazard on TNN. We believe that all baseball umpires are crooked and get to the first “choice” go back a around the library watching her, and number of words that equals the This is an official announcement of that every student should have a then masturbated within her sight. drinking age. Find the first five-letter my intentions to enter the ASUM reserved parking space and a work- I must applaud the Mansfield word after the dirty bovine dropping, presidential race. I have asked study student to wash their car while Library’s staff for its alertness in this and finish out the sentence. matter and the police for bringing Kaimin columnist Thomas Mullen to they’re in class. We believe in getting him in before he had a chance to run with me and he has accepted. paid per column inch, adjectives, the- increase the severity of his crimes. Our platform is pure balsa and sauruses, Superman underwear, pork we’ll stand by that to the very end. and beans, red books (not blue ones), Concerning U
Concert — Symphonic Winds Student Recital — Cory Storer Wednesday, April 1 and Melinda Maeckle, 3 p.m., Music Lecture — “A Hundred Years of Thursday, April 2 Ensemble, 7:30 p.m., University Lecture — “The Dilemma of the Theatre. Recital Hall, free. Olympic Games, Heroes, and Concert — Missoula Symphony Heroines,” by John A. Lucas, noon, Vanished Amateur Olympic Athlete,” Auction — 13th Annual “A Choice Orchestra, 7:30 p.m., Wilma Theatre. McGill Hall 215, everyone welcome. by John A. Lucas, noon, McGill Hall Celebration Auction,” given by Concert — Cory Heydon plays folk 215, everyone welcome. Planned Parenthood, silent auction at and rock ‘n’ roll, 10 p.m.-l:30 a.m., Slide Show — “I Am God!” cycling 6 p.m., live auction at 7:30 p.m., Elk’s Sunday, April 5 Festival — “Discover the Rhino Pub. with Willie Wier, 7 p.m., Urey Lecture Lodge, $10 a person, call 728-5490 for Baby Play Group — 11 a.m., at Hall, $2/students and $3/general. info. Treasures of Diversity,” as part of International Week, food, entertain Families First, 407 E. Main, call 721- Toddler Play Group — 10 a.m., Seminar — “Landlord-Tenant 7690 for info. at Families First, 407 E. Main, call Relationship,” by ASUM Legal ment, 1-6 p.m., University Center. Seminar — “Landlord-Tenant 721-7690 for info. Services, noon, UC Montana Rooms. Concert — Missoula Symphony Relationship,” by ASUM Legal Fathers’ Group — at Families Gear Sale — Used Outdoor Gear Orchestra, 3 p.m., Wilma Theater. Services, noon, UC Montana Rooms. First, 407 E. Main, call 721-7690 for Sale, 7 a.m.-8 p.m., UM Rec Center, Ju nior Recital — Paul Dawson Gear Sale — Used Outdoor Gear info. call 243-5172 for info. and Laura Smith, 7:30 p.m., Music Sale, 7 a.m.-8 p.m., UM Rec Center, Recital Hall, free. call 243-5172 for info. Friday, April 3 Saturday, April 4
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Do You Have a SINUS Infection? THE KETTLEHOUSE Montana News If you have colored nasal discharge with has at least one of the following symptoms: 9 Growler Beers! Five Freemen convicted, facial pain/pressure/tightnes one follower acquitted • cough BILLINGS, Mont. (AP) —A federal court jury on Tuesday • nasal congestion found five Montana Freemen guilty of criminal charges in • sinus headache the first trial resulting from the 81-day standoff between the • facial swelling anti-government militants and the FBI in 1996. Open M- However, the jury acquitted Edwin F. Clark, 47, one-time You may qualify to participate in a Research Study for a new investigational antibiotic. F 3- 9:30pm, owner of the foreclosed farm that formed most of the Located Qualified participants will receive limited office exams and study medication Sat. 12- Freemen stronghold. Clark’s lawyer had argued he was des 9pm at 602 at no charge, and be compensated up to $225.00 for their time & travel. Myrtle perate to save the farm and was swept up in events. 728-1660 Four of the Freemen were convicted of being accessories For more information please call (406) 549-1124 after the fact to the armed holdup of an NBC television news Thomas Bell, MD crew attempting to film a story on the Freemen. Allergy & Asthma Research Center pH 542-2525 ext. SUDS They were Steven C. Hance, 48, and his sons, James E. 2618 S. Ave. West for what's on tap Hance, 25, and John R. Hance, 21, all of Charlotte, N.C., and Missoula, MT Jon Barry Nelson, 42, of Marion, Kan. All three Hances were also convicted of being .fugitives in possession of firearms. Elwin Ward, 57, of Salt Lake City, was found innocent of being an accessory to any crimes committed by other mem bers of the Freemen. But he was convicted of submitting a false claim to the Internal Revenue Service. Ward tried to pay a $143,000 federal tax bill with a bogus Freemen warrant for twice that amount, and requested a F eed the Family refund of the excess. Clark had been charged with bank fraud for trying to deposit a $100 million Freeman warrant in the Garfield County bank in Jordan, and as an accessory to the other crimes, but he was acquitted on all charges. T asty Scorpions, “Mr. Clark, you are free as of now,” U.S. District Judge John Coughenour told Clark. Clark has been in jail since the standoff ended June 13,1996. In a comment directed at Ward and Clark, the judge also Detectable snacks for running April 11-18, 1998. Tickets commented: ”1 can’t resist the irony that some who think our the meerkat, a mem- available at Worden's, Rockin' Rudy's, system is so corrupt that they won’t participate in it have M e e rk a t benefitted from it today.” suricata Suncata ber of the mongoose and at The Wilma before showtime. family. One of the fascinating creatures For more information, contact us in you might team about at this year's Missoula, Montana (406)728-9380. National News International Wildlife Rim Festival, www.wildlifefiLms.org Naked driver leads police on high-speed car chase ALMA, Mich. (AP) —An Indiana woman was arrested after leading police on a car chase wearing nothing but her ^Discount cVrideo seat belt. Police from five agencies chased the 46-year-old woman Monday afternoon after several drivers called to report a naked motorist. RENT ONE GET ONE FREE The woman reached speeds of up to 110 mph in a bor (New Releases &. Catalog riovies Only) rowed Ford Escort. “She was all over the place, passing on the right and 2 New Releases for 2 days for $2.95, everything,” Shepherd Police Chief Wayne Donley said. Officers draped the woman in a raincoat and arrested her 2 Catalogs for 3 days for $1.50, or after she pulled into a parking lot. She was taken to a hospi 4 Catalogs for 3 days for 3 bucks! tal psychiatric ward.
N ow through April 15th! International News We're located Irv tt\e University Center rial I next to Travel Experts: Steel suspenders Connections Shear Perfection! for Pisa tower temporary university ^ ^ ^ ^ _ _ _ ROME (AP) —The Leaning Tbwer of Pisa is getting a pair center ^ ^ / of suspenders - at least temporarily. Engineers plan to attach two 340-foot-long cables running from underground anchors over the roofs of nearby buildings to the tower, connecting to the monument at a height of 72 EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY feet. * LEARN LEADERSHIP SKILLS “They’ll only be there just in case we need them,” when * ASSIST WITH THE BUILDING OF "COMMUNITY" excavation begins under the tower, Carlo Viggiani, one of the members of the committee deciding how to straighten the * HELP PAY FOR YOUR COLLEGE EDUCATION 12th-century tower, told a seminar Tuesday. * BECOME A LEADER IN UNIVERSITY VILLAGES Experts hope by removing small amounts of soil, the tower will settle better and lean one-half degree less. It now leans Apply to be part of our six degrees off the perpendicular, about 13 feet. COMMUNITY ASSISTANT STAFF The reduction of the tilt “would be invisible to the naked For the 1998-99 Year eye, but very important from the point of view of stability,” Minimum Qualifications Viggiani said. 2.25 GPA If the soil removal appears to endanger stability, the “- Interest in working with people suspenders” will be pulled tight to hold the tower up. If all Interest in leadership, supervising and communivy goes well, the braces will be removed, Viggiani said. building The 180-foot-high tower was closed to tourists in 1990 for Graduate or undergraduate fear it might topple over as it leans on its south side. After the Residence Life experience preferred closure, several steel bands were placed around it to act as a kind of support girdle. Compensation: Apartment + Cash Stipend There has been no estimate on when the public will be Apply at: University Villages, corner of South and allowed to once again make the dizzying climb up the tower Maurice steps. Interviews begin: Late April 1998 4 Montana Kaimin, Wednesday, April 1,1998 Summer Jobs City plans expansion of trail system What: Job Service on £amf>u». Hear what's available Kevin Rhoades hope that people will have the patience to wait ir pick up your registration form. for the Kaimin until the trail is done.” Depending on the speed of negotiations and When: March *l, April t fir 2. ?:45-4:t5 (Main Campus) Local bicyclists and hikers should be able to construction, the Bitterroot Branch Trail could April 1, 4:15-4:46 (COT Campus) cover more trail miles within the city of connect several schools and central Missoula Missoula by the end of sum m er. with McCormick Park. Where: Career Services - Lodge i46 Two proposed trail projects will result in Without fear of auto traffic, a bicyclist or College of Technology - Room H&ot (April Lose 6 to Editor 20 inches in South Ave. 2 lh hours Livingston SL Inches will not return unless weight gain occurs A NEW YOU forJ MW i/// livimvnnvMm hr!iviw i Southgate Mall The mineral hotly w rap McDonald St Source: Feet First (4o6) 542 8898 | Pick up application in Journalism 206. Graphic by Kevin Rhoades ^Applications due by Monday, April 6 .j Phoenix Potluck W e d n e s d a y , The Big; M ountain A p r i l 1 , 7 : 0 0 p . m . For JU5T $ 4 9 .0 0 per person, per night and your valid We will be discussing test-taking strategies COLLEGE ID YOU CAN ENJOY JONG ON THE BlG MOUNTAIN, and other math preparation skills. 5lope5IDE A ccommodations, and a hearty 5kier's Breakfast. Questions ? call 243-4891 Community Center Call at Student Housing" The Dig Mountain, 1400459-3560 for details, Montana Kaimin, Wednesday, April 1,1998 5 Drama geeks unite... Troupe takes on audience I was a drama geek in high “Superparamilitaryparanoidm school. Occasionally, my sub ilitia,” which should go over conscious spits out night well here, given Montana’s mares in which I’m on stage penchant for gun-toting wack- and os. haven’t the by Every audience brings dif The Montana KaiminArts and Entertainment Section faintest Beth ferent ideas. CCL probably clue what Kampschror wouldn’t hear “cow flops” or my lines Arts Writer “the Berkeley Pit” shouted out Performance explores sex, death and hope are. in Los Angeles. UM Drama Professor b y rehearse and perform the Michael Murphy almost died show in the Schrieber gym the first time he was supposed Nate Schweber annex and Durkee wanted to Chicago City to perform on stage with UM for Eye Spy do as minimalist a production Limits will per drama alum Savitri Durkee. as they could. In fact, the only form Thursday, The two props used in the show are an April 2, in the were cast in umbrella and 10 University the 1993 Michael Murphy and Savitri chairs. Theatre at 7:30 UM Drama Durkee will perform “Two Murphy is stark p.m. Tickets are Department Dead” in the Schreiber Gym and commanding with $12 for students, play “In Annex on Friday, April 3rd his speech and des- . God’s and Saturday, April 4th. perate in his motions, $14 for others, Country,” Shows will be held both while Durkee com and are available but during a nights at 7:30 and 9:30 p.m. mands the stage with at all Tic-IT-Ez rehearsal Tickets graceful outlets. Murphy feU are $5, athleti off a ladder, available cism. smashed his at the Though skuU open door, except for Murphy and missed the performance. says work the April 4th 9:30 Chicago City Limits has The most yuks are to be Murphy said he wouldn’t p.m. show, which ing with let anything stand in the way Durkee is done this over 6,000 times. found when the audience of having another chance to is a “pay what you You’ve gotta hand it to this challenges the actors. can” performance. risky, it’s perform with Durkee. He’s risque too. improv-comedy troupe. Their “The audience has to come getting that shot this weekend Durkee shows, “a series of vignettes with their thinking caps on,” in the production of “Two styles and outlooks performs directed by the audience,” says Baylin. “Give them a Dead.” are markedly dif topless for according to manager Mark challenge and then watch the Murphy and Durkee are ferent, both part of the Baylin, have been making actors work their way out of the sole performers in the Murphy and show, both people roar since 1980. it.” show which is made up of Durkee were fascinated at the actors The troupe gets most of Improvisation, like jazz, excerpts from Samuel thought of acting their works simulate sex and Miller’s text their ideas from the audience. came about in this century. Beckett’s “Text For Nothing” out on stage. is sometimes crudely graphic. In some cases, they’ll ask for Second City, out of Chicago, is and Henry Miller’s “Tropic of “When you get done read- Strangely, one of the under random words from the crowd one of the well-known improv Cancer.” The show explores -ing Miller you just wanna get lying themes of the show is and make up a play on the groups, mainly because some the meaning of life, death, iso drunk and smoke cigarettes hope. From the depths of iso spot. Where else could you see of its members went on to lation and eroticism. and fuck all day,” Durkee said. lation in death to the disgrace Vienna Sausages, a white buf Saturday Night Live (in the The acting duo’s chemistry “I thought that would be a of relationships gone wrong, a falo and Zsa Zsa Gabor all in 1970s, when the show was is undeniable and when tremendous challenge to per current of optimism rolls the same sketch? actually funny). Chicago City Murphy received a call from form.” throughout the show. “It’s one of the most diffi Limits is carrying on the Durkee in Charlotesville, VA, Durkee said that she and Murphy describes this posi cult things you can do in the improv tradition with success. saying that she was coming tive outlook as “bizarre” and Murphy spent a week just atre,” says Baylin. It’s the longest running show back for a visit, he leapt at the reading texts out loud to one Durkee said it comes from Not to mention terrifying. in New York City after “The opportunity to put on a show another, then a show began to having no other choice but to But these folks can make fun Fantasticks” and doesn’t show with her. take form. look up. nies out of a telephone suicide “We figured we had to have “It till turned into one Regardless of the many signs of slowing down. hotline (“If you wish to die by a performance, otherwise we’d piece,” Durkee said. “There interpretations one can gain Chicago City Limits will just sit around and talk all the isn’t a director, so we were from the show, “Two Dead” is hanging, please press one”) perform thrice in Montana. time,” Durkee said. very creative in putting the an intensely powerful perfor and a “McLaughlin Group” Hopefully our state’s mix of Murphy and Durkee hit it show together. It was a lot like mance, the likes of which will sketch (when discussing cowboys, hippies, yuppies, et. off talking about their love for choreographing a dance, actu not be seen in Missoula again ValuJet, an actor said, “Are al, will throw out enough cre Samuel Beckett and Henry ally.” anytime soon. they jets or lawn darts?”). ative, challenging ideas to Miller. Though the authors’ Murphy decided to They also have a Mary keep CCL’s actors busy and Poppins-esque song, nightmare-free. Penguin niblets, hothead moles and two April fools About a year ago I closed down the out of their foreheads, the Poisson (as in “poisson and discovery center” reported requisi bar scene with my friend Paul predators tunneled through the C o lu m n d’avril,” or whatever that tioning $2 million to build a hotheaded Streetback and we went back to his Antarctic ice and attacked lone silly French tradition of naked ice borer habitat for his institu house to meet some others for a little penguins, carving the birds A b y taping paper fish to each tion and a woman claimed to be a after-hours action. Streetback fished a into bite-sized niblets and A n d y other’s asses is)? All the descendent of the missing Philippe couple of beers out of the fridge and hauling the feast back to their S m e t a n k a clues led to April Fools. Poisson. She even sent in the last set to work deeming out his pipe with icy burrows. “They travel But the article was from entry Poisson penned in his diary a paper clip before he finally asked through the ice at surprisingly high “Scientific before being attacked by the borers. Of me, quite innocently, “Hey, man, have speeds,” Pazzo reported, “much faster American”...would this respectable course, there was also the predictable you read this article about the hot than a penguin can waddle.” She also publication send us on a snipe hunt? contingent of unclever, anal debunkers headed naked ice borers?” The WHAT? theorized that the discovery of these Paul refused to believe it. who commented that, in order to per tlotheaded naked ice borers. You’ve carnivorous rodents might explain the So I assigned Stoner Steve Bickner, form the thermal feats described by GOT to check it out.” disappearance of Philippe Poisson, a chairperson of the Missoula SMS, the Pazzo, the rodents would have to eat He pulled an article off his door and French explorer who had disappeared task of getting to the bottom of the penguins for so many hundred hours started reading it aloud: a wildlife without a trace in 1837. hotheaded naked ice borer mystery. each day. Pretty stunted sense of biologist named Aprile Pazzo was Paul was in a gleeful lather about Stoner Steve rooted through all of his observing some penguins along the humor some of those scientists have the story, but I smelled a mole rat 1995 “Scientific Americans” until he got. coast of Antarctica’s Ross Sea, when right away. The hokey accompanying found a flurry of letters to the editor in one of them was suddenly attacked by photo of a hotheaded naked ice borer Oh, well. It was still an excellent the June issue, a full two months after prank for April Fools. I’m sorry I told a band of what looked to be hairless bellowing in triumph was a definite the article first appeared. I thought I Pink moles which had burrowed Paul Streetback that the whole thing tip-off; it looked way too much like was pretty clever for cracking the was a hoax; he really was in love with through the ice and come up under the what it actually turned out to be: a clues, but a host of wags had one- the whole idea of hairless carnivores luckless bird with incisors gnashing. retouched picture of a Namibian mole upped me with a series of clever mis burrowing through the Antarctic ice. Over the next few months Pazzo wit rat with a glowing orange growth com sives to the unimpeachable publication nessed similar attacks: with the help Now if someone would just tell us that ing out of its head. Plus all the linguis responsible for touching off the furor: this killer comet thing was only a joke! ^of superheated bony plates growing tic clues...Aprile Pazzo? Philippe a director from a “small mammal zoo 6 Montana Kaimin, Wednesday, April 1 i 1998 ______Sports Ultimate Frisbee hits intramural scene Killing time... Rick Fuhrman muralsport,” Mark Aagenes Said. Kaimin Sports Reporter In the game of ultimate, there are seven play ers to a side. This year teams are required to This year UNTs intramural sports have a new have four men and three women to a side. look with ultimate Frisbee gaining fresh interest Aagenes said their goal is to have men’s and of many UM students. An unexpected 23 teams women’s teams within the next few years. have signed up for ultimate’s first year as an The other intramural sports in action this intramural sport. Many of the ultimate players spring are softball and soccer. This year there are are surprised at the high turnout. a total of 49 co-rec softball teams, four women’s “When we were trying to get a league together teams and 33 men’s teams. Soccer has 16 co-rec we were expecting maybe six to 10 teams,” said teams, five women’s team and 23 men’s teams. Andrew Christie, a player for the Pink Flamingos. Softball games are played Monday through “There’s a lot more interest than we thought.” Thursday at River Bowl and Domblaser fields, One of the guys who helped make ultimate an while the soccer games are at Domblaser on intramural sport is surprised as well. Mondays and Thursdays. “This is awesome for ultimate Frisbee, there’s Those interested in joining an ultimate Frisbee over 160 students that are participating this year team are encouraged to attend Friday’s games at and this is only ultimate’s first year as an intra- Domblaser Field, from 4-6 p.m. Griffey, McGwire open season with homers Swimming pools, cigar bars. Devil Rays, The Tampa Bay Devil Rays, however, looked Diamondbacks. Revamped Marlins, new-look exactly like the expansion team it is in an 11-6 Brewers. They were the stories on opening day — loss to Detroit at St. Petersburg, Fla. until McGwire and Griffey. “This is one of 162. Unfortunately, it was a big Mark McGwire and Ken Griffey Jr. quickly one — opening day — but the others won’t all go showed what this expansion season may be all like this,” Tampa Bay shortstop Kevin Stocker about. Both homered Tuesday, beginning the said. chase for Roger Maris’ record of 61. The new team, though, had something that no McGwire became the first St. Louis Cardinals one else in the majors has: A cigar bar inside its player to hit a grand slam on opening day, high ballpark. lighting a 6-0 win over the Rupert Murdoch- “It’s a fabulous place. Tampa was known as the owned Los Angeles Dodgers. cigar city a long time ago. We wanted it to reflect “It’s an awesome feeling,” said McGwire, who that heritage. That’s why we put it in,” Devil Rays hit 58 last year. “How can you not get chills?” owner Vince Naimoli said. Griffey, who hit 56 last season for the Seattle In Phoenix, some fans at the Bank One Mariners, kept pace a few hours later. The AL Ballpark also had a unique view — from a pool, MVP connected for a solo home run against heated spa and a swim-up bar beyond the right- Melissa Hart/Kaiinin Cleveland. center field fence. Drama graduate student Bob Stevensonpractices spiking The Florida Marlins, meanwhile, also got off to The aquatic area, which holds 35 people and while waiting for his partner Tuesday afternoon. a strong start. Having stripped nearly half their costs $4,000 per game to rent, was ready to make Stevenson plays indoor and outdoor intramural volleyball for fun. roster in a move to slash a $53 million payroll to its debut when the Arizona Diamondbacks played $33 million, the World Series champions scored host to the Colorado Rockies. six runs in the first inning and beat the Chicago One warning: Fans in the pool had better bring Cubs 11-6. their gloves, along with their swimsuits. Colorado “Nobody should get carried away,” Florida man Rockies star Larry Walker hit a ball into the ager Jim Leyland said. “It’s just one game and water dining batting practice Monday. There's no place we’re a very young ballclub. We’re going to take -Associated Press like home. some bumps and bruises.” W EEK ON TAP: Women’s Soccer Please Recycle. Intramural schedules — USA League: (Note: The schedule reflects thi» week's games only) Both Games Tbday (4/1), 5 p.m. • Irrationals vs. Ball Breakers — DS • Red Hots vs. S.PA.M. — DN Co-Rec Ultimate Frisbee BE A SAFE DRIVER FOR VOUR Douglass Fir League: Co-Rec Softball BMUTYINCJ FRIENDS AH Games Friday, 4 p.m. U s e S oB E A R • Fyi vs. Pink Flamingos —- Domblaser South 1 Froid League: •Big Talk vs. Super Flies — DS2 All Games Tbday (4/1), 4 p.m. receive a FREE Qrir\)von fhc H ou^e^ard for one • The Potatoes vs. Entropy — DS 3 • Tbad Lackers vs. Silver Bullets — River Bowl 1 f r ^ feeeiv^O^or-wetl drifift^orpa rci6j£i-visit • Geophagia vs. Time Out: The Sequel-River recclVjeJpdc soft drinhs opzoffec frorrv^ • Larch League: Bowl 2 these participating establishments: - ’fe y All Games Friday, 5 p.m. • Shady Characters vs. 12 Warm Bodies — At & Vic's Bar Gay Nineties Lounge |£ s .v • Press Box The Bodega Harry1 Davids ^ The Rhino •.Kneel and Submit vs. the 5th St. Flyers — DS 1 Domblaser Buck's Club ^ M |: jay's Upstairs ,’Ritz on Ryman The Convergents vs. Jim—DS 2 Charlie B's . LimeUght Nightclub K Stockman's Bar • B team vs. Tteam Flight — DS3 Ennis League: The Cowboy Bar Missoula Club *•' Trail's End Bar All Games Tbday, 5 p.m. Flipper's Casino >. Old Post Pub o Wests ide Lanes • The Chucklers vs. Longue Duree — DS4 Iron Horse Brew Pub PrimeTlme on Broadway 11 Mustang Sally's • The 14 Stooges vs. Cosmic Conquistadors — Bar & Grille Ponderosa League: River Bowl 1 ■ and save lives All Games Friday, 6 p.m. • IDSTUDUM vs. Beer. 30 — River Bowl 2 • Title DC vs. Drivadge — DS 1 • The Dukes of Hazard vs. Cascade Country • The Flying J’s vs. Psychic Friends — DS 2 Store — Domblaser Want an International Experience and a fun place • Special Sauce vs. RJO — DS 3 • The High Flyers vs. The Dark Side—DS4 Hysham League: to live? Now accepting applications for the UM All Games Thursday, 4 p.m. International House Manager position. Men’s Soccer • New World Order v b . Wet Tbads — River Bowl 1 • Trout vs. Campus Rec Squad — River Bowl 2 Revolution League: • Rats vs. “Sweet Selohssa” — Domblaser 1 Applications and Job Description forms available All Games Thursday at Foreign Student and Scholar Services, • Moose Drool vs. The Impostors — Domblaser Gilford League: South, 4 p.m. All Games Thursday, 5 p.m. Lodge 219,243-2226. • XLNC vs. The 30-foot Smurfs — Domblaser • Fun with Dick & Jane vs. Speedballs — River North, 4 pjn. Bowl 1 1 U.S. and foreign UM Students eligible, • Los Thuds vs. Sigma Chi Crusaders — DS, 5 • Our CoRec Team vs. The Pharm Team — River Junior, Senior, or Graduate level p.m. Bowl 2 ..• Fyi vs. Sigma Nu Snakes—DN, 5 p.m. • Los Lobos Feroces vs. Dazed-n-Confused —- Domblaser • Deadline is Friday, April 10,1998 MontaoQ Kaimin, Wednesday, April 1 1998 7 ______Sports______Sporting days are here: Buy that baseball cap now I think my scars might almost be Bill Maseraski won the World Series cancer. That’s WAY more than I can he? That’s what makes up the very essence of opening day. Something healed. with a home run in 1960 over his say. Baseball has Junior and Mark From the moment I bloodied my beloved Yankees saw me hang my McGwire whose arms are bigger you don’t get from the NBA, passing younger sister Kristin’s nose in a head in sadness as Toronto’s Joe than my waist. Baseball’s strike an accounting test, smoking a ciga game of catch at the age of eight, Carter beat the rag-tag Phillies in made me forget all those good rette, or any other artificial high in right up until the strike in 1994,1 ‘93. Only baseball would and could things and made me wander off to the world. loved baseball. Reading the paper do that to two different generations. shoot arrent jump shots on a basket The movie Field of Dreams put it every morning, squinting to see if America’s pastime is about ball court instead of playing home- perfectly for me, even as I see it Daryl Strawberry had grounded into fathers reliving a little run derby with a now. Every fan must have felt tin a double play with the bases loaded. youth through their kids. I’d tennis ball. gles in his spine as James Earl But the last few years the phrase be inclined to say it’s about. Column by I find myself dig Jones so eloquently put writer W. P. “Cincinnati Reds” more likely fathers and sons, but any ging up that old lit Kinsella’s gospel into words. “This country has been built up, brought to mind Sen. Joseph girl who’s ever ripped a dou tle-league glove torn down, rolled over, built up and McCarthy than, say, Barry Larkin ble into the gap in softball again, running torn down again. But baseball...has or Marge Schott. All I’ve thought would beg to differ. It’s around the Kaimin remained the one constant.” was: Damn baseball, damn the about peanuts and a beer for office begging edi Yes, even as a bitter fan I see that strike and even damn the Dodgers dad and hot dog for you. It tors to play catch. now. So today I went out and bought for wasting a year by being in first may cost you 12 bucks to get I’d even be willing a Dodger cap and smiled when I place when the strike went down. it, but this opening day all to play some pepper remembered the time my father and Who cares what happened since is forgotten. here in the journal Right now it’s about sit ism library. I think I went to bat night when I was five then? in Seattle. The Seattle tied the Now suddenly the scars are gone ting underneath the sum the administration Yankees up in the bottom of the and I find myself giving a damn mer Boston sun, cheering on would understand. ninth with a grand slam and every again. I shudder to believe what some overpaid, lazy, arro Soon I’ll move up kid in the place was banging their might happen if I get let down gant man, whose every move in the circuit after Kevin bat off the aluminum bleachers in again. Any pessimist would look at has as much of your atten my hard work pays celebration. I’ve never been so me like the foolish girlfriend who tion as Mickey Mantle’s Van off and the UM heroics had your father’s. baseball club will scared as then when that thunder believes her boyfriend will never Valkenburg bounced off the Kingdome walls. cheat again, or this time the rela This opening day, as far sign me on as a free Now, I long for that excitement tionship will really work, only to be as I know, baseball has no agent. A Dodger let down again. If you head back to Allen Iversons, no Reggie scout will pick me again. So if you’re a little like me, dust an abusive relationship enough Whites preaching ignorance up for a cup of cof and no Sergei Federov sitting out fee in the bigs and before you know off your wooden bat, oil up the glove times, you’re bound to get hurt and grab your sister for a game of again. And again. And again. the year pouting about money. it, Dodger announcer Vin Scully will Baseball’s got the Iron Man, Cal make some attempt to pronounce catch before she heads off to college With the start of the ‘98 season like mine. Just make sure she does yesterday, somehow I couldn’t help Ripken, who hasn’t taken a day off Van Valkenburg. in 16 years, which is more than I “Annnnnnd nooww innnto the n’t want to even the score. but fall in love with the sport my All is forgiven. Long live the Boys father taught me to love as a kid can say. It’s got Eric Davis, who gaaame for the of Summer. and enjoy as a man. The same sport loved the game so much that he Doooodgers.....Kewwin Vaaaaaan that saw my father pounding his fist played last year while undergoing Vallllll...... ” in anger as the Pittsburgh Pirates’ chemotherapy treatm ents for colon Maybe not. A kid can dream can’t KAIMIN CLASSIFIEDS The Kaimin runs classifieds four days a week. Classifieds may be placed via FAX #243-5475, mail, or in person @ the Kaimin office, Joum. 206. Prepayment is required. RATES Student/Faculty/Staff O ff Campus kiosk $.80 per 5-word line/day $.90 per 5-word line/day LOST AND FOUND The Kaimin will run classified ads for lost or found items free o f charge. They can be The Kaimin assumes no responsibility for The University of Montana has 3 Volunteers Needed. The YMCA/Meadow three lines long and will run for three days. They must be placed in person in the Kaimin advertisements which are placed in the positions available for summer and work Gold Spring Soccer Program is looking business office. 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Please complete a youth sports Export & Domestic Marketing, Database Attn: Performing Artists open mic to be volunteer application for placement or call Programmer and Database word Lost: Missing Kayak: Red Perception PERSONALS held April 7, Copper Commons 721-9622 for more information-: processing.'The deadline for all of these Super Sport. Last seen 3/23. Cas$ reward. Registration forms available at UC Info internships is April 15. Come to the Call Clark 543-5463 FOXGLOVE COTTAGE B&B - Desk. Prize drawing for participants. Any The Women’s Center is now accepting Center for Work-Based Learning, Lodge Special Rates for students, Lower questions, call Dave Johnson, x 5776 applications for 1998-1999 staff postions. 162 for more information. Lost: Pair of Optic Nerve, Big Daddy Rattlesnake 543-2927. Positions include Outreach Coordinator, sunglasses, poss. in Mac Lab last week, Office Coordinator, and Volunteer TYPING LA, 543-3657. GREAT SUMMER COUNSELOR HELP WANTED Coordinator. 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And on top of this, you might be eligible to receive over $7,000 for continuing education and even qualify to have a federally insured student loan repaid. Festival offers world travel in UC All this could be yours for serving only part time- usually one weekend a month plus two weeks’ Annual Hitoshi Ogi the children’s section, for instance, will learn Training. for the Kaimin something new from American children whom they may not normally see, said Mondava, Think about it. Then think about us. Then call: UM students have a chance to make it while Missoula residents get a taste of the (406) 728-5024 around the world in a day this weekend at the international festivals that they “hunger for.” email: [email protected] International Culture and Food Festival. She added that the festival shows the commu UM international students from 62 coun nity how global Missoula is. BE ALL YOU CAN BE.' tries, a number of Missoula community organi “Our culture is so rich,” agreed business stu ARMY RESERVE zations and UM’s International Student dent Richard Yuen, president of the UM www.goarmy.com______Association (ISA) are hosting the festival at the Malaysian Student Association. This year University Center. Yuen’s group will offer Malaysian dance, ani Three main programs will be offered under mal mask-making and food and tourist infor the slogan “Discover Treasures of Diversity”: an mation to promote visiting his country to more IBM Productions international culture show featuring worldwide people. He said these performances are based music and dance, a plethora of ethnic foods and on a specific culture of ethnic groups in cultural exhibitions like Japanese calligraphy Malaysia — Chinese, Muslim, Hindi, Punjabi and Kenyan storytelling. and indigenous tribes. “It is one of the biggest events for UM,” said About 40 Malaysian students are currently Mona Mondava, program coordinator of enrolled at UM and most of them are voluntari Foreign Student and Scholar Services (FSSS). ly involved in the festival, Yuen said. Mondova estimated that at least 3,000 people Since the Malaysian Student Association in min will come to the festival. consists of students from different races, Yuen Applications aro now available! Mondava said it takes almost half a school said it is important for them to “bring down the year to prepare for the festival, largely because barrier” and cooperate with each other. For Concert Coordinator international students are so busy. Mondava example, Yuen said he will try the Malaysian said she works hard making sure that students traditional dance, which is not a part of his Advertising Coordinator participate. Chinese culture. “It’s like making puzzle pieces fit together,” Admission for the festival is $1, but free of Performing Arts Coordinator she said. charge for UM students and children under 12. Thanks to her efforts, all three UC floors will Although the food section is open from 1 to 5 Special Events Coordinator be overflowing with booths this year, benefiting p.m., the festival itself continues until 6 p.m. both students and guests. For further information, call ISA at 543-8805 or Job Description Foreign students who serve as exhibitors in FSSS at 243-2226. Available in the University Lodge Pick up Applications in UC 104 THE BEST EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY ON CAMPUS e're looking for Dynamic Customer Service Experts to join W The Market Team FALL SEMESTER 1998. 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