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Exam According to a report released yesterday from the Office of the Eleeti ns Arouse NeW' Dean, the date of the final semes­ ester examinations has been ad­ vanced from June 1st, to May 27th. In past years, the final exams Fervo A10ong Students have always been held during the first week of June. Due to :m error in the catalogue, it was With rcfr~ bing fcn·or and with genuine interet, the students of I • • stated that the exams would be John Carroll will mee~ ne.xt week t_o elect ti:eir r~p~CSC~ltati\:es in the vari- French Club Dlnner-Sotree held from June 1st to June 5th. ou cla . se~ and organ1zat10n . Th1 · enthusJa m 1s m lme wtth the general Since June 5th is a Saturday, thjs npswing in tuclent support of 1Jni\'ersity activities. schedule could not be adhered to. Headlines Soci~tl Calendar Decoration Day on May 31st pre­ The most important of these elections is that of the tudent 'nion, sented further complications. Fi­ go,·crning body of the Carroll student. This election follows that nally it was decided to advance of the other organizations and is scheduled f01' May 18. Lj faida H eads Committee the date to May 27th, the Thurs­ P om otin g First Spring Fr eshmen Meet Ch a ir 1nan and day of the preceding week. The F. stival of Frenchies official dates of the examinations Tomorrow H o stess of Frolic will be May 27th to june 4th in­ Banquet Tomorrow the Freshman cia s plans elusive. a meeting in Room 202 of the Administra­ At the meeting last Thursday A reception banquet will be tion building. The Junior and Sopho-~ n~)on the committee for the French given in honor of the Very Rev. more classes will hold their elections on William M. Magee, S. j., Presi­ Club Dinner-Social announced that ~lay 11. Other organizations arc com­ Friday tvening, May 7, is the date Arrangements dent of john Carroll University, plying with the requr.st of Union President Cleveland by the University ·william Peoples, and arc meeting within they have chosen. Lake Shore Coun­ alumni, according to Dr. An­ the next week in order to have their rep­ try Club ituated at the corner of thony Kmieck, chairman of the Completed for resentatives on hand for the Union elec­ Lake Shore Boulevard and Eddy commttee in charge of the affair. tion. This reception banquet will. R ad is the scene and the orchestra Symposium be the first official affair ten­ An important characteri tic of the Car- gaged is f.1ary Kay's Rhythmaids. dered to the new president of roll men 's method of balloting is the free­ dom from politics, and clique intrigue. 1is orchestra is a talented outfit of On Sunday, May 23, the odahsts from the University. Father Magee However there has been a serious enough ung girls who have obtained quite all the Catholic Colleges and High has been with the school for a l· effort made on the part of the students reputation for themselves in re­ School:< in Greater Cleveland will gather very short time and the com­ mittee feels that it is appro­ to select the most efficient men in the cent months in and around Cleve­ at John Carroll UniYersity for a Sympo­ priate that he be given an offi­ field. Careful choosing has resulted in land. sium presented by the Communistic Re· cial welcome by the alumni and the announcement oi many worthy candi­ search ection of the Sodality. friends of the university at this dates. The speakers for the day will be Jo- time. Two Cluh Members of the committee are; ~ ,n.._"~ui.J.ll::.,n. Jame~ Dinsmore. and The e\•ent is srhedu'ed to ~tu t at ni(le­ Edward ,:{!(~1nbousek from John Car­ Messrs. John Smith, Al Hurens, t irty and dinner served at twelve-\lllr~y roll, }.figs ~.iary Doyle and 1\iis Helen J. P. Kmieck, Willis Houck, Even now, some of t te clectio _ haYe }.lcKcnna from Ursuline, and :Miss Rita Frank Ranney, Harry Hanna, taken place. The Societas Tuscalana and \ II ring down the curtain on the eve­ ~fa ck and Miss 1-ladlyn 0'.1\cill from James Laughlin, james Vana, the Scientific Academy have elected their The meal is a full course steak men and arc now promoting programs ~otre Dame. jack Sheehan, Frank Polk, Wil­ liam Corrigan, Rev. John W. to revive the influence these organization The prcsen~ schedule of arrangements Lees, Rev. Richard P. Walsh, Dr. once held. Chairman for the affair wi11 be Vincent will include }.fa. s in the morning, fol­ James Deering, Dr. P. J. Kmieck, a l\.faida assisted by Philip N. Lawton, lowed by breakfast in the cafeteria for Permeating every phase of Carroll life. Dr. Joseph Brady. The Senior those who receive Communion. Imme­ this desire of the Carroll student to boost Charles Heaton, James Foti, John Toner, and junior Guilds of john Car­ diately follO\\ ing Ma and breakfast the his school is becoming more manifest Robert Lanza and George leagoy. Mr. j roll are cooperating in pro­ ~ympo. ium will be presented and the me~t­ daily. 'e,·er is a Carroll function of­ Bernard Jablonski, moderator of the ducing a fitting program. fered without the student body giving ing will be adjourned with Benediction I French Club, will act as chaperon and J whole-hearted support to the activity. about I :30 p. m. Bernard Ceraldi, president, will be hon­ orary chairman. The committee is endeavoring to pre­ Fenn Chapter of American Student Union sent a novel and entertaining evening to a! in the hope that the affair will begin Attacks Carroll's Father Chamberlain a new tradition at John Carroll. The fill'st step in this direction and many other \\'hen the Rev. Cecil B. Cham­ say that Father Chamberlain brought no features will insure success. The French proof for his assertions. Whether or not berlain, S. professor of history Club has sponsored many events in the J., the editors would expect a peaker to at john Carroll, answered the re­ DEMA GOGU E? p~ st but until now no definite attempt has ''hip infallible proof for each of his ex­ bt!en made to create a precedent. quest of thr Student Council o£ pres ions from his hip pocket was not Fenn College and deli,·ered an ad­ made clear. But they were deri ive in clre::.s to a student Convocation of their comment upon the fact that the American Legion and tlte Veterans of M a ry S chraner ~~old Oratorical that in~titution on Thursday, \pril Foreign \Vars made these proofs avatl­ 15. 1937, he ,,.a not aware that hi· able. lecture would precipitate his being Literary Gem In Auditorium callell "demagogue" by certain stu­ Extracted from Article Stan Wood to dents of Fcnn. Departing from the custom of recent This literary gem was extracted from y~ ; ars the final round of the Oratorical Hut on :.Ionday, April 19, ju ·t the article as it appeared in the Silldelll Provide Music Conte t will be held in the Carroll audi­ such a title was aJiixed to his name Voice. "Father Chamberlain fished a red t~;~rium at a student convocation instead by the editors of the tudent f"oicc, 1 herring from the woodpile of reactionary of the main ballroom of the Hotel Cleve­ imagination and served it up with apple­ the mouthpiece of the Fenn hapter For Campus land. This change has been made in or­ ·auce to the students of Fenn, long known der that it may be more conve.nient for of the American 'tudent Cnion. for progressivism." With such a flair Club Frolic the entire student body to witness the Says AS ' for unsup1Jorted tongue wagging, the Stu­ c rntest which is one of the main events dmt Voice should go far in raising the of the year. Front for Communism standard of the college pre s in America. The Campus Club has announced that The Rev. Charles M. Ryan, S. ]., Mod­ Father Chamberlain addressed the stu­ Its unbiased report of Father Chamber­ its Spring Frolic will be held at the erator of the O ratorical Society, has an­ dents of Ftnn on the subject .. The .\the­ lain's address was both a revelation and club house of Lake Shore Country Club nounced that Tom Heffeman has been ism of Communism." In hi - lecture he on Friday, 1fay 21. According to Bill 1a surprise. " ot satisfied with asking him appointed to the chairmanship of the an­ pointed out that the American tudent to speak before their student convocation, Duffin, chairman of the committee in charge of the affair and prominent mem­ nual contest. As yet a judge has not Union and the American League .~gainst certain Fenn students felt so obligated to­ been chosen. but it is cer tain that he will \Var and Fascism were actually "fronts" wards Father Chamberlain that, in a pub­ ber of the Freshman class of John Car­ bt! an outside judge not connected directly for communism and that lhcy were com­ lication edited by Fenn students, they paid roll, the entertainment will be provided with the w1iversity. munist in were merely in·erted in Fa­ sembly of Thursday last was a slanderous Others of the committee who are mem­ As announced in the last issue of the bers of the University's Freshman class Carroll News the date of the affair is ther Chamberlain's address as a means of Rev. Cecil B . Chamberlain, S. j. attack upon the ASU, but we are con­ clarifying certain points, that he wi bed fident that it failed in its purpose, that include: \Villiam Young, honorary chair­ ~rednesday, May 12. The five finalists to offer in justification for his main Father Chamberlain's attack of the ASt: Fenn students will not be fooled by the man, Paul Flannery, Jack Heffernan, CGimpeting for the Oratorical Medal are theme. lt was evident that the Studcut as one of ''inuendoes and false allega­ hoary red-scare." James ~fcCrystal, \Villiam McGannon, 'I]homas and ] ames Osborne, David Fer­ r·e, Valentine Deale, and Edward Ram­ 1' oicc could not, or did not wish to deny tions." Students ot Fenn ollege have joined }.;ledard olan, Richard O'Grady, and b >usek. this statement, since it only rcfcrn..-d tv The tudc11: I'oice went on further to tCalllilllted 011 Page 6) Thomas Telzrow. 2 THE CARROLL NE\V::> Wednesday, May 5, 1937

dramatic art until he clim(l](ed his career as actor by participating in a on e-act Who's Who at: Carroll play presented last fall by the John Car­ roll Little Theatre ociety. H i fi ne 11=--- baritone, blended with the rest of the o. 13. That's John Toner, this i sue's member of the Glee Club, was an out­ character for that traditional Carroll standing feature of that organizat ion's cws column, Who's Who. And though ucce s in the world of music. Silk Foular~d and Crepe it may be "bad luck" to have one's self John reached hi peak in the field of as the topic fo r di cussion in this column, promotion when he arranged the St. Patrick's Day festivities for the tudents it is the duty of the editor to offer to of Carroll. amed chairman of the com­ the readers of their paper the men best mittee in charge of that day' program, . uitcd to fill that position of the man in he proceeded to establish a record in get­ the public eye. ting things done. The result was one of $I TIES There are many reasons why Johnny the most extensive St. Patrick's Day demonstrations that Carroll men have so well answers the call for top flight men. Though he may not have held the ever produced. offices that others held, he held enough School- pirited of them to develop a sense of respon ibil­ Young Man ity towards any task he undertook. This has been appealed to on numerous occa­ By appea ri ng ei ther as committeeman 77c sions, for seldom is a committee of his or as prominent ocialite at practically cia s cho en that John is not among those every Carroll affair, Johnny ha proven 3 for $2 of the group. Hi. willingness and ability him elf the school-spirited young man promote his name., that one reads about in College H umor and Collier's. His "wisecracking" is You can't have too many of these Tak es Education typical of his personality. His motto silk foulard and crepe ti4~S to com­ Scriou ly could well be, " mile if it hurts." And J ohn ]. Toner r.is philosophy of life is rolled up in plement your Summer suits. Col­ By first enrolling at Immaculate Con­ Christian Faith and morals, especially ception School, by pursuing hi high ors at their gayest, patterns of school education at Cathedral Latin, and di arming miles has endeared him to tho e pha e which treat of altruism and dazzling variety. Every tie of re­ by attending ] ohn Carroll Univer ity, Carroll men. good will. Upon being graduated J ohn will at­ silient construction. Hea1vy quality John ha become a thoroughly Catholic P1·omote French gentleman. The scriou nes which he at­ tempt to spend a summer arranging silk crepes, silk tipped and wool taches to his education is evident from Fall Frolic credits to enable him to enroll as a stu- lined. Foulards wool lined. Thou­ his statement that while in the sixth As treasurer of the French Club, he dent in the We tern Re erve School of sands in this sale ... stripes, polka merited the (>Os ition of chairman f the Social Science. Hi sociology major grade he bought and read a book. dots, floral designs, bright all-over At Carroll Johnny has pent more of 1936 Fall Frolic, one of those affairs equip him fo r this endeavor. His success his time building ut> good feeling for the :'·hi h mu ·t be kept in capable hands if it I is assured, even if it be as he ays, as a patterns. Sale 77c, 3 for $2. school than he has in raising its educa­ IS to be uccessful. Actmg under the member of the W .P.A. pick and shovel tional standards. But his ability to throw guidance of Carl Freidel, he pursued the gang. Good luck, o. 13. THE MAY COMPANY-Street Floor Ontario News Presents History of New Anthem When the Glee Club presented for the MEN • • • fir t time John Carroll' new anthem,' " on of Carroll," the audience of fifteen hun<,lred music lovers immediately recog­ Cho~se From 41 Styles~"-*-____,., nize it as a song that will live for ver in the hearts of Carroil tudents and ad­ mirers. Student So enthusiastic was the initial reception of the anthem that the audience demanded with their unrelenting applau e that the horus ing an encore. At the reception in the foyer of Severance Hall after the Hi-Value OXFORDS concert " ons of Carroli" was the prin­ ciple topic of conver ation among the de­ lighted followers of the Glee Club. rerlil for cw Anthem All the credit for the new anthem goe to the Rev. Joseph A. Kiefer, . ]., who 3.97 composed the words as well as the mu ic. Some months ago Father Kiefer began work on the piece and added the final touche two week before the concert. He Here's something that thrifty men along with oth rs realized the void exist­ and y'oung men don't see every ing in the li t of Carroll football rna rches and songs-the lack of an anthem. In day. 2000 pairs, 41 smart lasts, re ponse to the requests of students and every wanted shoe for sports, alumni, Father Kiefer undertook the task street, dress-featured m this of writing one. great display of Student " HI­ VALUE" Shoes at 3.97. FOR SPORTS-AU-over white, Sons of tan and white, black and white, all-over gray. Carroll FOR :STREET AND DRESS­ Neat 1CUstom lasts, French and English styles, combination lasts. o11s of Carroll, gather 11ear her, Let your juyful a11them ring; For discussing plans and Tan, brow-n and black leathers. Somul :l'O'llr ftf olher'•· praise, revrre her, making arrangements, Her fair Mill-e full frrOtldly si11g. there's nothing like the long MEN'S SHOES-·SECOND FLOOR f'ik l . ~ ,, Loyal C",Jer, brave and true, If' e. Ike SOliS of Carroll U., distance :telephone. It's Pledge uur lave to Alma .ilfater To tire Gold o1ul Blue. quick, easy and pleasant. Save Eagle Stamps Un to 110ble conquests guidi11g, Ki11dlt·d she aur hearts to strife; And wifh the. recent rate II' isdom taught !IS, faith-abiding. howed 11.s 111011hood-worth of life. reductions, it costs so little. THE MAY 1COMPANY Grateful hearts we bri11g to you; Hail with song Otlf Carroll U. L ong may live aur Alma !Hater, T H E: c,·H •.0 ' .B 'E ll T E l E pH 0 N E c 0. L011g-the Cold and Blue. \Veclne clay, .May 5, 1937 TH E CARROLL EWS· c v A A R N Ham urgs Down Hot: Dogs R I By Ed McCarthy Racket Squad Takes Court Carroll's most promising spring football sc sion in hal i a decade 0 T ended in a blaze of o-lory last Saturday afternoon \Yhen the 2 to 1 faYoritc L I I am burger squad barely nosed out a fighting gang of llotdocr,, 7 to 6. I As the re ult of a postponment by Re­ The all around impro\·emcnt in play was hailed \Yith delight by a crowd L serve the Carroll racket squad will recei,·e of more than 300 Carroll fans '' ho braYed the blazing :\fay sun to sec the ., E its baptism of fire at the Hands of Norm first contingent of Conley trained material in action. The ·coring wa Schoen & Co.'s Yellow Jackets at Derca. confined to the fir:,t hal i, but until the clo ing minutes it was aybody' s s The team after everal weeks of elimi­ game. nation play has been reduced to Capt. The Hotdogs drew first blood late ------­ CARROLL'S Tom Sweeney, Bob Tryon, Ken Ficrle, in the fir ·t quarter. "uperb kicking FORMATIONS Chuck Heaton, Jimmy Smith, Bob by Bill Young, and a bit o£ adept Carroll Boxers Additional color ha been added Thompson, and Gene Kirby. Heaton, ball natching had kept the play al­ to the treak g1·id team \\'ith the who has been held inactive lately by ill­ most exclusi,·ely in Hamburger territory. ness, will probably be unable to play. The Hotdog muffed their fir t coring Please Fans addition of two new formations to The Bereans, paced by ex-gridders their offensive repertoire. The start­ chance when two passes irom the 30-yard Norm Schoen and Bill Heffner, and num­ line failed to connect. A weak Ham­ Boxing, the newest member of ar­ ing point of all plays is no\Y the bering in the ranks Karel Slatmcycr, burger kick-out gave them another chance roll's family of sports, got off to an im- Short Punt formation, which has schola tic doubles champ, are rated al­ from the same spot, and Young whippeu pre ive start on Friday, April 23rd, be­ been o ucce ' S fully used by the most as tough as Reserve, the 1936 Big a sizzling aerial to Legan who wa Four champions. The up-and-coming fore an enthusiastic crowd of more than Yellow Jackets of Baldwin-Wallace. downed as he caught it on the Hambur­ Streaks, however should provide them three hundred fight fans. The fin aI score ome plays will be run directly from ger 2-yard line. Ken Lucha scored on with plenty of opposition. the econd attempt on a straight line for the 12 bout : 8 deci ions, 2 technical this formation which should prove The Reserve postponement will let the smash. Conley ruled out their try for kayos, and 2 draws. The contestants . ct invaluable in shaking loo e some o[ Streaks in for a tiff period of play dur- point. a high tandard for future performances. tho e hifty hipped frosh gridders. ing the next two weeks. They will meet Case once, Reser\'e twice, and will Young Stops Their agressivene and willingness to On other offensive thru ts the Rally journey to Kent to trade aces with the give the crowd its money's worth, came ·streak will come out of their hud­ downstate teachers. This lineup is no Tom Sweeney A Hamburger rally was neatly stopped a· a refreshing change from the usual dle into the short punt and then pushover for anybody's ball club, much when Young intercepted and again kicked run o£ fight cards, amatuer and proie;,- shift into the old otre Dame or less a team handicapped by a lack o[ Athletic them into a hole. They countered strong­ ly, however, johnny 1leilinger and J oc iona\ alike. ,;T'· formation from which the play practice facilities as Carroll's has been. Nevertheless weeny feels confidant that Convocation Hoctor pounding out two fir t down in In the opinion of Tommy Kilbane, the ·will be run. Although the third type four plays, and gained another when they famou Cleveland featherweight who a few days experience outdoors against A -weekly coHvocalioJI period ia the chose the 20 yards gained by Hoctor's stepped a ide to let his namesake win th;: the Warner Double Wing Back has good opposition will sharpen the squad's 11ear future will be turned over to the run on a contested offside play. world title they both deserved, "The boys not been used much this pring it play, and give it a chance to make a Athletic dcpartmellt of the University Hoctor was then removed for tempo­ arc all good boys, but they'll need a lit­ may become a prominent part of the Blue crcdttable showing. for the preseuJatioll of auxzrds to the rary repair and replaced by jack Van de tle schooling." This i high prai e from and Gold offensive next falL Tom Con­ The singles play of the squad will prob­ winners of varsity letters a11d i11tramural :\fotter. \Vhen the Hotdogs held on their such an authority, but if anyone i quali­ ley is not sticking absolutely to the old ably be handled by Sweeney, H eaton, athletic contests dnri1>g the past year. own 25, Van de i\!otter et them back on fied to hand it out, it i- Tommy Kilbane, Warner formation for his wing backs Tryon, FierJe, and Thompson and the This is a;~ i11110Vatiun at C arro/1, and a will be outside the ends, a rather revolu­ doubles will be played by Sweeney­ their heels with a kick to the one-yard for he wa the third man in the ring, most welcome one. Formerly 1/u:s.· line. tionary idea according to existing grid fierle, Tryon-Thompson, and Smith­ a·wards were made informally, a1id as a A good runback by Van de 1otter of standards. Of course the old long punt Kirby combinations. The completion of resu.lt the rank aud file of the student the Hotdog's kick put the ball in scoring Rc ult formation will never be outmoded. the sd1ool's tennis courts in the n'ear bod}• was unacquainted with mall·}' of the territory. Then he sidestepped for 20 112 lbs. Art Blech vs George Otto According to Coach Tom Conley the future will permit the team to really play activities sponsored by the sclwol for Blcch won, decision. yards to set it up on the Hotdog's 5-yard reason for the change is that the new on their home grounds for the first tunc their cujoymc11t. 135 lbs. Bud Britton vs Tom Foy line. 11cilinger scored over tackle on Britton won, decision. rules havtQ.Y,Qloded a strict otre Dame since the squad was organized. A11 athletic cowvocatioa such. as this 165 lbs. AI McGinty vs Johnny Mohan the next play with but one minute left iu J-----s-y-stW.The chief advantage was the ele­ The development of good sophomore will ols g1ve the studmt body a chauce McGinty won. d«ision. the half. Malia's successful place-kick 142 lbs. Russ Pierce vs Joe Vogt ment c>f surprise as the opp'osition was material is necessary to insure the con­ to thank in au appropriate jashio1D the Vogt won. decision. made it 7 to 6. j ohnny Marcus, Ham- off balance and did not have time to tinued good performance of the squad, many men who hmx fabomt befliud tfte 155 lbs. Brandy Cain vs Vinee Cortesi burger center, intercepted a Hotdog des­ Cain won, decision. shift to meet the attack. Howe\'er now and it is on this that Sweeney, in his sceucs to make these activities possible. 126lbs. Al Buccelli vs )ott Longo peration pass to end the half. that the offensive team must he itate a capacity of coach, is concentrating. He ~Vc coJ>{lrotulate the Athfctic Departmc11t Buccelli won, Technkal K. 0. The Hotdogs came back strong at the 155 lbs. Btrn Petty vs Al Schriner second after the shift, their opponents is concentrating on Fierle, Smith, ami a11d the Carroll U11i011 for IJ1e efficinct Petty won, Technical K. 0. beginning of the second half, making two 142 N vvs have time to shift also. Thi · new and Kirby and plans with them and Chuck IIUlllll er i11 which the:y ha'/'e cooperated to lbs. eviUe Chandler Joe Fircz fir t down in short order, one of them Fircz won, on Foul. varied attack should increase the touch­ Heaton, a junior, to form the nucleus make o1tr school a mere enjoyable place i11 on two plays by Eddte Arsenault and ISS lbs. John Dwyer vs John Wolf down output of the Carroll team several of next year's squad. which to gai11 an cducatio1J. Dwyer won. decision. Young. A new version of the flea flicker 142 lbs.John Manofsky vs Bill McGannon times over. Manofsky won, decision. play seemed sure to get them another fir ·t 200 lbs. Art Heffernan vs Jack Malaney INTRAMURALS, down till ,\filler recovered a fumble by Draw 185 lbs. Joe Stebanski vs Slim Morton SUCESSFUL Carroll Man Makes Good I Ar enault on the last leg of the play. A Draw With the intramural indoor I Hamburger surprise in the form of a Feature Wrestling Match !.,_--==='----===~---==----===------==--:;_---';;__ quick kick on the . econd down was spoiled Hank Erhardt vs (Masked Marvel) league getting under f u I I Popsey Kilbane steam, one of the most success­ to sponsor a team. And who was better by a Hotdog offside. After a short gain Draw ful intramural programs in qualified to coac~ the _club tban Lennie by Meilingcr, the Hamburgers kicked 1------­ many years will be concluded. Bnc~m~n? Starll~g With a group of en- again, and gained on the exchange when during the e'·ening ami got a refferee' · In addition to basketball, base­ tlmsla tic but untramed youngster~, 111 the the Hotdog return kick fell short. view of the action. ball, and a foul shooting con­ short s~ac~ of .one hseasof.b he b~:\ up ~ 1 \Vi wosser Due to the success of this first offer- test, ping pong has also been squad 0 c amptons 1P ca 1 cr. • t 10ug 1 Int · ce ts p ing the Athletic department is considering his well trained boys were seldom eligible er P ~ss . . added to the program. With the fo r more than one season of play, so well Once more 111 sconng territory, the repeating the show later this month. Vvith completion of the tennis courts did he ucceed with his raw material that Hamburgers. threatened . b u t ,~ere such a wealth of talented material, a box- an intramural net program may in 1934, '35, and '36 his teams won the stopped agam, w hen ".,' I wosser. m t er- ing team next year seems assured. be held. If there is not suffi­ national bantamweight championship. Dur- cepted Hoctor pass. After makmg one The fights were judged by Coaches cient time for it now it will be ing this time his teams were never de- first down on a pas , Young to Kolka, Conley and Oberst, and anuounced by held in the fall when the courts feated and tied but four times in more and a run by Young, the ball once more Bill .:"\ ormilc. The fighters were coached will be free from varsity usage. than thirty games. Many of his boys came ~ack to the Hamburgers \\hen joe by Frank Gaul, and seconded by Joe The success of the program outgrew the Skippy class and went on to Quale mtercepted. Connelly and Dan Mormile. has a three fold cause. The star on local high school squa'ds. The Hamburgers on:~ more knocked at I Carroll Union has shown un­ • . the Hotdogs door, Me1hnger and Hoctor usual initiative in pushing A~uhty Earns ad1·ancing the ball by turns to the Hotdog I The Sportlight these activities. Intramural Di­ Him Job five-yard line. With a touchdown in sight rector Oberst has done a fine Lenny Brickman His ability to turn out a winning com- ~feilinger fumbled and the ball was once ~ ~----. ------..!1 job of arranging schedules and After hanging up an unequaled record bination won him the job this spring, more recovered by \Vtswos er for the j In th1 corner ladies and gentlemen we in doing other necessary advis­ when St. Ignatius, seeking a new coach H9tdogs. Young's kick-out was the long- have Ed Baloga at 185 pounds and six ory work. Chairman Heutche as coach of the three time national ban- 1 to improve its athletic fortunes, selected e-t in the game, traveling from behind fret of Carroll fight. 'Butch' as he is of the intramural committee tamweight champion, Cleveland ew Skippies, Lennie Brickman has come home him for the post from a large field of his own goal line to the Hamburger 40, known to his teammate wa a fixture in has spent much time in co-or­ applicants. Several of his former Skip- a good sixty-five yards through the air. the Carroll team during his three seasons dinating the various teams and to hi own. His ap'pointment a football coach at his alma mater, St. Ignatiu pies have rtansferred to St. Ignatius as- The play then remained fairly even till of play, first at full, later at half­ settling disputes. suring him th eneucleus of a high caliber the closing minutes. when a moothly ex- back. His peculiar style of carrying the High School was hailed by all as the be- quad when he launches his first squad in ecuted sleeper play by the Hotdogs, ball 'like a loaf of bread', and the di tance LET ME ginning o£ a new era of athletic greatness the Senate race next fall. Young to o·~[alley, gained 35 yards and attained by some of his long distance at the West Side Jesuit institution. TRY PREDICTIONS looked like a last minute touchdown. It aerials, made him a colorful as well as a A Few Predictions: Jol11wie (Shi11c) First of wa · forestalled when Pat ~falia inter· valuable member of the Streaks. He is Lyons--my choice i1~ the foul-slzootiHg l\1any Brickmans Thanks cepted Sonny's lateral attempt to gai11 also quite proficient at 'passing' in basket­ conlesl; Bobbie Tlrompso11's ''Bar Flies" Brickman, first of a long line of broth­ more ground. The Hamburgers used the ball and other indoor ports as his class­ I thi11k it fitti11g at this time to to capture the intramural baseball cr~r,m~; ers who have filled his shoes, played an remaining minute to stall themselves into mates will readily testify. the Streak uctte1·s should ·retum on the outstanding game at quarterback during acklw.cdedge the service reii(Jercd safety. \Vhile injuries prevented the ap- When the basketball squad wa riddled by Ed McCarthy i11 cditiJ>g the lo"g emi of the score on at least four of his football years at Ignatius and CarrolL pcarance of several well touted t>erform- by ineligibility two s~sons ago Ed stepped sport pages of the Carroll Ne~I!S their six big four encounters. Bobbie He was the sparkplug of his college ers, the quali~y of play as a w~olc exceed- into the breach and filled a forward post for the fast tu.·o issues. Duri11g "'.\' ThomPso1~ is my IIOIIlillcc for the most teams. and under hi inspired leadership ed the prom1se of the teams two pre- for the rest of the year. This year he Hrsatile and natttral athlete 110w at Car- they went out and smeared such naturally absc11ce he has ably performed the vious performances. The defensive play paced his \Vhir\wind teammates to a rwJ­ roll. Ever)'OIIe knows of this di111i111ttive famed foes as Davis Elkins and the Quan­ dutil's of sports editor, compelled and pa sing ability of the Hotdog and ner-up position m the lntra-11ural bas­ by the small si::e of the News se~tior's football and basketball record, tico Marines. the offensive strength, especially in run- ketball league. He get hi summer exer­ spqrts staff lq carry 011 with the but less is kuow1~ about the {r11e bra~td After graduation Brickman went to ning plays, exhibited by the Hamburgers cise as a fielder for the Poschke's u Class assistance of o11l>• oue ma11, Bob 1 oj tennis and golf that he displa}'S. He work as a district manager for the New . should produce a superior grid machine B. He also serves a a refer~e in the Tryon. I thcnk tlrcm both. rw1s a fast 440 in track, and plays a good \Vhen bantamweight football was snatched when th~ two squads are welded next Muny league and is the third party in CHUCK HEATO.\' game of indo~Jr and spe11ds his summer from the sandlot by newspaper patronage. autumn mto anothcr supercollossal pro- many exhibitions of fi ·tcuffs. He will be Sundays with a road hard ball team. . the progressive Xews was among the first duction entitled the 'Blue Streaks of 1937'. graduated in June with a Ph.B. degree. 4 THE CARROLL NEW Wednesday, May 5, i93i

evil. All that remains to put the finishing touch The Carro ll N ews on thi noble effort is the unqualified attendance Midnight Meditations THE SPOILS and support of each Carroll student. We strongly I Edited For and By the Students of by . of John Carroll University urge you to attend the Sympo ium on Commu­ nism. Thomas E . Heffernan VICTORY PUBLISHED bi-weekly from Oct. 1 to June 1, except OMETHING about a sweater intere ts U's. ily 'fhomas :fC. M. Vidor1 'ft durinc Christmas and Easter vacations, by the atu· It doesn"t have to be new. If it is fairly denta or John Carroll University from their editorial and re pectable looking that's all we ask of it. business offices at University Hei&htll, Ohio; telephone S YEllowstone 3800. Subscription rate $1 per year. More Lack A worn-oui old garment from which its "'HE FORTY-SEVENTH AN~ owner's hirt bulges here and there-mo t prob­ NUAL CO CERT of the John Moderator -··--·--··------Prof. E. R. Mittincer ably at the elbows-<:an excite us to wonder at its Carroll Glee Club, held last Sun­ Of Politics hi tory-though we must admit that we feel no Editor-in-Chief ······-··········--···-·-··-- Paul F. Minarik "38 particular longi ng after it. But one that does 'l day night at Severance Hall, was Aasociato Editor -·····--·····-·-· Thomas K. M. Victory '38 With but a few weeks of school remaining, elec­ not look as if it has been worn and really ap­ a highly successful venture from t~e s~ial, Manaclnc Editor ········-··-··········- Richard L. Leusch '37 tions in all the classes and organization are rapidly Aasistant -··············-··················· Bernard R. SaUot '39 prel!iated by its wearer can cau e but the sli ght­ the artistic, and even the financ1al view­ Sports Editor ···-····-·········-·············· Charles W . Heaton '38 approaching. We have been delighted to see around c t stir of interest in us. Anistants ...... Edward McCarthy '38, Robert E. points. Father Kiefer and his talented per­ Tryon '38. the universi ty in the past few weeks and attitude W e demand, however, that our besweatered in­ formers presented a program 9f musical se­ News Editor -·--··--··········-········-··-· Charles Brennan '39 of li vely interest regarding these elections. It dividual realize and how that he does not feel himself to be the ocial inferior of hi suited lections. which varied from original composi­ Feature Editor ·······-··-·················-······- Valentine Deale '38 shows that the fellows are regarding the chool ac­ Literary Editor --···························· Philip N . Lawton '39 breth ren. If he does, he is indeed unworthy to tions to "popular" music and selections from Business Mana&er -··--·--·············-·-··· Armas J. Loyer '38 tivities more seriously and wish to ee the right be clas ed as one of us, us who take pride in be­ the great masters. The excellence of the Reporteta ----·····-··~- ··· ·· ···-··-·· Anthony Zorko '39, man elected for the right position. But here again ing different- a nd comfortable. \Ve can think mu sical presentations combined with a large David Din&ledY '40, Robert Debevec '40, Robert oi nothing physically more uncomfortable than Yueer '38, George Otto "40 , Joseph St them. Of cour e if one is ashamed to have this ROM THE JUNGLES OF GREEN ROAD He is worthy of whole hearted and unequivocat­ from the covered wagons of our ancestors. Sci­ made public, let hirn • tkk to his heavily padded there has come to my attention a copy of our ing support. He has pas ed his te t with the stu­ shoulders, pleated backs, and the like. We of the F ence has outdone it elf in its advance throughout e teemed contemporary, the Notre Dame News. dent . We are pleased-plea ed that we have at other class are willing to suffer the truth, realiz­ In the aptly-named Bore column (whose author, the pa t few years. And now, liberal arts and our head a fine leader, an intelligent leader, and a ing that the male human body is seldom a thing for obvious reasons, withholds her ..._fl.!!!lle) th good philo ophical studies have begun to take their o f beauty and that a few tailors' devices cannot leader wh o is actil'ely interested in and for us. ( ? ) name of Victory has been taken tor :r ,'a titer-­ pl ace in this era of progress. vVe have evidence make it so. extensive ride. In answering this vicious attack, By this editorial we want Father Magee to know When summer comes and our thoughts are of this trend he re in our own school. I am faced with a rather difficult problem: being tltat the tudents now recognize the fatherly in­ turned toward the almo t impo sible task of Sociology i in itself a study which e1·ery student not much of a linguist, I am forced to write in the terest he has displayed toward us. We hope that keeping cool, our sympathy goe out to the un­ English language. However, if this proves unin­ likes. It i interesting becau e it is a study of he \ ill remain with u for a long time, and we wish fortunate office worker who m ust maintain the telligible to the young mjstress of the Bore, per- human nature at its worst and at it be t. How­ dignity befiitting hi exalted po ition in the busi­ to assure him that ou r cooperation with him will haps she can prevail upon her English professor e,·er, it really takes its position in the mind of the ness world by sweating through his day's work, to translate it into language which she can under­ be granted without reservation. hampered in efficiency and comfort by a coat tuclent when he ha a brilliant professor. Then stand. and a tie. How utterly sloppy a 1\)osened tie Several years ago the proper reply to the whole the class is at it best. look ! How much more ensible and attractive thing would have been "So What?" This time ).lost teachers would be content with this seem­ if our time-honored convention would allow the having passed, perhaps I should merely chuckle up Cafeteria ing Utopian situation. Not so ' ith our own F r. hara ed bread-winner to wear a loosely knit my sleeve and dismiss the matter with a considera­ Weitzman, professor of sociology at J ohn Carroll. we~ter and to leave his collar open so that the tion of the source. One little thought, however, all too infrequent breezes might bring some Slips Slips He ha made his subject even more enjoyable Ior makes :it quite imperative tbat I say more. It sl ight relie f tO' the upper part of his body. seems that the young ladies of the News have gone his tudents. Planued trips in which the student Most of us noticed the mall slips of paper which OR the price of a single suit one can buy to some pains to take up a collection in my behalf; j ourney to places of interest directly connected were presented to us the other day in the cafe­ F everal pair of trouser and a sweater or two then the trustees of the fund have proceeded to neg­ with their studies, have served to stimulate renewed teria by f r. \ olf the manager, the substance of which can be sy tematically changed from day to lect the announced purpose for which the fw1d was interest. So far this year, the ociology students day in various combinations that their wearer accumulated. Can it be, girls, that you have stooped the note being a we will remember to keep the have driven to Columbus to vi it both the P eniten­ may both look and feel well -dressed. Unless he so low as to obtain money under false pretenses? Cafeteria more presentable. i one of those fortunates with a plurality of suits, Say it isn't so. Let the fund be delivered to its tiary and the Home for Feebleminded, and have Mo t of us are a little thoughtless at times and our young adherer to custom will soon find him­ rightful owner. Then, perhaps, everybody will be spent whole clay at place of interest in town. we forgetfully leave the papers in which our self in a sartorial- pe rhaps even a mental-rut sati fied. Father Weitzman has made a noteworthy step in lunches are wrapped or other refuse scattered in which he wears the same clothes every day • • • • the direction of modern day teaching. H e has and often come to be a sociated with and by HE evening of the Glee Club concert pro· around when we leave. There i no need for this, duced many interesting occurrences , •. Fa­ made his students loathe to miss his classes and ha means of them. T if we but look around us at the number of contain­ The true sweater wearer--one who owns sev­ ther Kiefer's excellent new anthem, "Sons of Car­ evoked a new interest in studie here at J ohn ers for such material. Let us henceforth not on ly eral which he can and does wear-will do doubt roll," was heartily received and will merit a high Carroll. \ Ve compliment Fr. vVeitzman Oll hi s far· look around but carry these papers over and de­ admit, upon persistent inquiry, that he follows a ranking in this list of Carroll's songs ... Hank sighteclne s and ingenuity. fairly regular pattern fo r the use of each of his Erhardt's stance during his solo annoyed ·the music posit them. It take no extra time and will in ure prized pos essions, of which he is justly proud. critics. They should have seen Henry rehearsing our cafeteria being clean and wholesome looking Certain of his collection he will gladly exhibit; last wet:k with a chaw of tobacco cornered in his for the next group of diners. other -tho e too old or worn for active service ample cheek ... Those who thought Bob Yeager's but kept fo r sentimental reasons, or those, prob­ encore number wa also his own composition might Glee Club ably gift , of. which he i ashamed- he will prob­ be interested in knowing that a Mr. Chopin com­ ably keep hidden deep in a dresser drawer, away posed the second selection. It is his "Prelude in C Symposium Has Stuff from the derision of unappreciative outsiders. Minor" ... Joe Stepanik surprised Ursuline by E have our own prizes classified. One, a dating .Dale Knapp and apparently disregarding With enthu iasm exceeded but by their ability, g ift, in which t he donor's selection was iA '·Smokestacks" . . . Sally McMahon, Ursuline sophs' Real Thing W prexy, wasseen on the arm of baritone Claire John­ the members of the John Carroll Glee Club ushered perect harmony with our own taste , we wear son . .. After the concert Leo Arbeznik and Paul On Sunday, May 23, students from all the Catho­ the forty-seventh annual concert to the place of whenever we think we shall see him, in the hope that at another birthday he will give as wisely, H ribar spent the evening gavotting with Agnes lic college and high chool in Greater Cleveland honor in the hall of their musical achievement for we feel that if he beli eves we really are ap­ Kelly and Janet Wicks ... Jimmy Osborne was will convene at John Carroll niver ity. Ur uline Ia t Sunday night. preciative, which we are, he may repeat. Another, solo tooting down at Popovic's , • . John Czyzak and 'otre Dame Colleges and Joh11 Carroll Uni­ everance Hall rocked with the spontaneous ap·­ al o a present, we wear before its giver - and played operas on the piano at the same spot and re­ ceived thunderou applause from the large Carroll versity will be repre ented en masse. The reason plau e of a capacity audience which had come to only then-but merely for purpo es of politeness. crowd present .. . AI Grisanti (who was a patron for thi gathering of the local Catholic youth will see Carroll rise to new peaks and was not disap­ We find we m ust al so di criminate between our old tandbys and our newer acqui ition . The of the Concert) thought that the singing was a be a ymposium pre ented by the Communist Re­ pointed. They presented a type of entertainment company in which we expect to find ourselve or great improvement over what the Carroll boys pro­ search Section of the Carroll odality. The sym­ that precipitated prai·e in capital letters from well the general condition of our companions' knitted duce at 12th and St. Clair .. , Bob (01' Man po·ium will deal with Communism from every pos­ known mu ic critic . They did their job well. wear to a g reat degree determine the an wer to River) .Mulcahy couldn't get a date for the Concer t but Joe Stepanik lined up little sister Margaret for sible angle. To prai e those tudents and their moderator and this problem. But we have one, a tried and true friend E:ob .. . Jack English was doing calisthenics Ex cellent speakers have been chosen for the oc­ fri end, upon which we call in all times of doubt. director, Father Kiefer, now i almost uperAuous, If we are ' in any way mentally troubled, we slip in Bob Yeager's front yard at 3 a. m. Monday ca ion and have pent month of painstaking labor for they have been lauded from all sides, but we it on and the en e of peace and contentment it morning: ... Some of the Glee Clubbers claim that in preparing their lectures. Each is well equipped cannot allo, this opportunity to pass of adding our gives u in a hort while is a thing to be the love bug bas bitten Bobbie Schmitt . : . Girls to di cuss at length the tead1ing of Communism. bit to the fame they have won and to sincerely hope wondered at. We wouldn "t part with it for any­ may come and girls may go, but Jack Lavelle and yours tr-uly in sist that we had the best dates 4lt the We are glad to ee such an effort put forth by that their performance will be but indicative of the thing. 'vVe don't know what we'll do when it's no longer fit to wear. It will always hold the Coucc:rt. Catholic students in the fight against this modern general tenor of future Carroll concert . highest place in our r egard. (Conti1111ed 011 Page 6) THE CARROLL 5 The Science Notes in '------By Harry All wine _____.-...... ;.. ______, nuts THI IS THE FIRST in a series of colmnns d·edicated to the English scientific 1'esearch and activity being carried on by p1·ofessors and sin­ By Philip N. Lawton By John English dents at John Carroll Un iversity. \ -E YOU E ER TOTICED how po­ Boy, do I feel glum and solemn - I've only ten minutes to wTite my column. lite col1\·er ation ,,·ill concern it elf ERHAP it' becau e John Carroll is on the Heicrhts and just that When I've Jot s of time it's plenty bad e,·ery fe'" week \\'ith far different ub­ So it's no wonder I now feel sad. H ject ' One week our friend among the much nearer the heaven , or perhaps it' for ome other reason. At • * * * Pany rate, there are a few star-gazers around. There come a time in intelligentia will haYe become authoritie on mathe­ BACK in the days when radios were unsightly objects every tar-gazer' life when he becomes dissati fied with what his mere of furniture which took up one whole side of a room matic and yet within even day they have and each family in the country only had one such neces­ chanrred their intere ·t and have t them elvc up two eye can how him. The result is that he either purchases a telescope sity of life it was considered fitting and proper to stay or, more probably, ·ince they are quite expensive, decides to build one. up all nig,ht trying to get some such far off place as as dictators on sur-reali m or the ballot. You may Rev. J oseph J oliat, S. J., A. M., M . S., arrived at such a position in Akron and getting two stations at one time was thought be certain that ome writer has authored a hi tory of of as being only part of the game. But now with the mathematics or that he ha compiled a detailed report 1916, while at t. Loui University. And ince, ~xcluding labor, it co t invention of Magic Eyes, Magic Brains, Hairline Tun­ about twelve times more to buy a telescope than to bLti ld one, Fr. J oliat ing, Shadow Selectors, Static eliminators and the like of the late t doing of Donald Duck, and that your chose the latter. all that seems to have faded into the dim past and radio friends are reading it as soon as it ha oared up to is relegated to the humdrum. Not quite however, for the water-line of a best seller. It is a futile to at­ Literature on the uhject \\'a very scarce at that time. Tele cope­ the other day we were no little heartened to hear two makers today would consider them elve lost without the ve ry illuminating stations blending their pr_ograms. One was giving us a tempt to analyze the content of the book to di cover the book, "Amateur T ele cope Making,''-referred to famil iarly as "A. T. talk on the founding of America and the other featured reason for its popularity a to a certain the reader's a discourse upon cholera in hogs. '!;he conversation reason for buying or borrowing it. It i therefore M."-which wa fir t publi heel about ten years ago. ran : "Columbus returned to Spain . . _ With a rash on Neverthele s Fr. J oliat, who i now better known in the field of his snout and scruff." nearly impo ible to ay just \\'hy Drums Along tile * * * • M oltawk by Walter D. Edmonds is as popular a it is. sei mology than of a t1·onomy, succeeded in fashioning a six-inch concave These sunny days fi/J us with cheer mirror and built a satisfactory mount for it. But don't forget the finals are near. • * * * BOOK BO T THE American Revolutionary The wonder of the heavens revealed by this four-foot instrument * * * * £ D McCARTHY tells us of the sad plight of the A war is not u ually very enticing reading. For me induced him to build another a few years later. Right now he is prepar­ dwarf who fell for the snake charmer. ing to grind his third, an eight-inch mirror. Before her charms so serpentine this periQd has been robbed of too much of its glamour This size seem to be quite popular at Carroll right now. At least He feJI/ike any adder ... to be the background for either a romance or adven­ But before he could steal a kiss ture tory. Yet Mr. Edmonds has taken a section of two other persons are engaged in makino- eight-inch mirrors. One i h. He had to steal a ladder. the Revolution that we rarely read about; he tell the ranker, B.S., Carroll mathematic in tructor, who had his material on * * * * clisplay last Thur clay for open house. Mr. Uranker's outlay include a A ND then we hear how Captain M. Grady, the per- part of the farmer in the war and the effect of the sonifi cation of henpecked husbands reacts. revolution in all of its aspects upon this class. The pyr~x disk, from ·which the mirror is to be made. He chose this material "I work with a tiger in a cage cene i et in the country di trict of upper ew York becau e variations in temperature cause it to change its shape much Jess · And at night go home to Mrs. Grady. than ordinary gla . And when one i working with a surface that has to But when friend wife is in a rage , and here we find that the people are not concerned with I prefer the tiger to the lady." "taxation without representation" but with the live be accurate to one millionth of an inch, expansion from temperature * * • * changes does have an effect. The other amateur telescope maker is a TRUE DEPARTURE issue of how to keep the Indians in check so they can mere student-the author, who regretfully confesses that he has not de­ Time and again work the oiL There i a love story in the book which The old man turned his head to the sea. mold the whole thino- together into ome ort of a voted any time to this intriguing occupation ince last September. The I saw him- but nothing besides . ..min:~ :;lnd m~ou,nt remain .half finished. . Then he gazed at laXId's end beyond the river mouth. unified whole, but the value of the book does not re I there are any other mirror-makers at Carroll, we hall be glad to W hat did he search for? in its story, a interesting and well handled as i t ~is. -­ Only few could know. It value i in the intimate picture it gives the reader hear rom them. Yet something he saw, for his spirit took straight flight Astronomers are usually considered dreamers, o perhaps we may be fro m the shore of numerous hi torical characters, of real people who within our rights when we take a peek into the future and ee some mem- . L eft the wreck on the chill sands never became famous but who were instrumental in I n the grey dusk. ber of the staff of the Carroll Observatory discovering a new comet or I saw just the silent, worn bulk, their own way in the winning of our independence. I another nova. A tronomy is just one more field for up-and-coming B ut on the old face, creased and bronzed by a thousand \\'Ould ugge t that you read thi book because this is storms, once that a be t-seller is historically accurate and at J.C. U. W as written content. the same time an approach to the better literary stand- S P E AKING 'of radio,* the * policy * * of broadcasting sta- ards of the language. tions which fi nds it fit to fill their afternoon pro­ A Room There Is On grams with juvenile adventure tales has made our * * • • 1 younger generation rather story conscious. One young A 10 G THE 0 -CATHOLICS it has be- lady in particular of whom we heard recently was so come the cu tom to humanize God, religion and ·Floor Number Three set on s tori~ that her mother was in the habit of get­ ting her to say her prayers by putting them in a " Once­ the saints to the extent that respect is sometimes lost upon-a-time" setting. The particular evening in ques­ for them. H. V. Morton in The Footsteps of St. By Valentine Deale their ever genial supervisor, Mr. Frank tion found the little tot in a petulant peevish mood Paul has \\'ritten a book which while reminding us Attention students of ] ohn Carroll Suhadolnik. brought on by over-fatigue and an exciting day. She . Univer ity! Attention students to the In publishing this information so that was in no mood for anything natural let alone the super­ that Paul was a man, and that in his travels he must following news bulletin. it may become the common knowledge natural and her mother had a difficult time to steer her have experienced many of the same things that we On the third floor (not counting the of all Carroll men, the Carroll Nl!'ws feel · through the " Our Father" and "Hail Mary." For this encounter today, that he was also a great man and basement) of the main building of the that it is fulfilling one of the purposes reason the good woman thought it advisable to skip the University, at the opposi te end of the of an up-to-the·-m inute student paper. Apostles Creed and fjnish up with the "Now I Lay Me deserving of our respect. Mr. Morton has taken corridor from the ~hape l there is a rather The Ccrrro/1 News is proud to put an D own to Sleep." "Let's see if we know "Now I Lay Paul's wanderings as described in the Acts of the large room with many chairs and table . end to elu ive rumors, and to confirm M e Down to Sleep" she coaxingly intoned. The tired Apo ties and u eel them as the itinerary of a recent In this ro~m there are also some books uncertain report that the Uni\'er ity has tyke squinted one eye, pouted and conceded : "Just tell and 11_1aga:.

keep in closer contact with the members o the organization. The new director Sociologists Visit State Prison Latin Club has always had a keen interest in dra­ matic work. And HolDe for Feeble·Mind ed in Elects Osborne Will Attempt Two Full Length Plays The present plans of the L. T. . call Field Trip to State ·capital Presiden~ for two full-length plays a year to be produced near the clo. c of each eme - At a special meeting held last Tuesday, By Tony Zorko in the lethal one-seater, where he re- tcr. :\lso included in the program for prisoner is made known outside his cell April 27, the Societas Ttr.scula11a of John As part of the study of the sociologica l mained until the "lifer" began toying with the coming year i · the pre. entation of by a wooden sign together with his re­ Carroll Univer ity elected its officers for factors affecting the life of each of us, the switch which would have ended Me­ a seric. of one act pia)~. These one the Rev. Louis ]. \Veitzman, S.]., Pro- Cormack's chances of leaving the cha ir ligious trend and whether he receives the the coming year. The special meeting act plays which were inaugurated at allotment of tobacco from the state. was called by the Rev. Joseph A. Kiefer, fessor of Sociology of John Carroll, led unaided, had it been pulled. Carroll la~t fall will be offered with free a group of about 30 students to Columbus On the aftcmoon of the same day the S. J ., Moderator of the society. admission. on April 20, in an effort to acquaint them Chaplain Tells H istory group ,·isited the Institution for the James Osborne, Carroll sophomore and with the various phases of institution life. of Penitentiary Feebleminded. The chronological age:; active during the past year in the Latin The field trip was through both the Ohio During a lecture by the Rev. Jame of the e inmates are found between the Society, was elected president. Along with Osborne, .\lark Blinn was Juniors Hold Stat~ P.enitcntiary, and throu.gh the Sta~e I Sulliv.an, chaplain of the prison, many in­ ages of 6-87, while the men tal ages arc InstitutiOn for the Feeble Mmded, and 1s terestmg facts were brought to light. Fr. very low. There is a population here of chosen vice-president and Joseph Zelle one of the many being conducted by Fr. Sullivan told of the history of the peni­ 2100 including Cretins, Mangoloids, mi­ secretary and treasurer. Bolh Blinn and Outing May 16 Weitzman in his various classes. tentiary 'ti ince its origin in 1834. He ex- crocephalic and macrocephalic (small and Zelle have been among the most active Upon entering the Columbus peniten- pressed contempt for the modern psy­ large head) type . One of the microce­ members of the organization. Palguta Arranges Picnic tiary, the class was first taken to the choanalysts who would deal with crime phalies was about 30 years old, but had According to Osborne, the society has As Pre-Exam made e"-tensive plans for the coming death chamber, wherein is housed the elec- by theorizing on its many pha es. the mentality and size of head of a child 1\ledicine tric chair, that modern machine of One of the blocks vi ited included a of one. year. \Vith a view to increased interest in the classics, it is planned to hold a Once in every lifetime there comes a slaughter which has killed 202 men since number of cells known as First High- Inmates Segregated 1897. Its operation was explained by a Bankers' Row, formerly occupied by men weekly meeting every Thursday at twelve moment when each of us desires to re­ prisoner sentenced to life imprisonment given every convenience and reasonable According to Category o'clock. At these meeting classical sub­ turn to the carefree day of our early but whose conduct has merited him cer- liberty. Each of these cells now holds There are five cottages on the ground>, jects will be discu sed at gre~t length. existence. Ha there ever been a time in tain liberties in and around the prison. four men, with 68 men in a range, and 12 each with two units hou ing the variou The e subjects will serve to enlarge upon the history of mankind when the mention As an example, he placed Ed McCormack ranges in a block. The identity of the types of mentally deficient. In one place the students regular classical stt1die . of a picnic would not delight even the ,·isited there were delinquent girls, high Each of these topics will be expanded by most ophi ticated of us ? type morons. They were detained because members of the society. The mention of an outing ends thrills the spoils- of their inability to cope with the outside cour ing up and down our spine. Imagine Attack--- the_ chilly spines of the ophisticated ( Colllimtcd fro, ~ Page 4) world, very few of them having the pro­ per home backgrounds. Each case is Little Theater juniors. They arc going to have a picnic! ANDERINGS about the Carroll I (Contimtcd from Page 1) studied carefully in order to place them To Have W Campus disclosed that .....Many in the laughter that a~companied this is­ into groups of one category. Many of Lois of Fun of the guys and gals w11l be frohckmg at sue of the Studcllt Vo~ee. For they were, these have a mental age of 5, while their Society Proposes Lots of fun will mark the annual out­ the Lake Shore Country Club this week. and are, well aware of the fact that the bodies are 20·25 years old! thus the e ing of the juniors. There will be a tug The Sigma Delta Omega affair will be lecture by Father Chamberlain was one mental ch ildren with mature bodies would Active Program of war, foot-races for those who have held there tonight with music by Gene primarily devoted to the expression of the be a ca re on the outside world. Lack of conserved their energy by smoking the Sullivan, and the French Club's Dinner sentiment of many millions of people. thy roxin and a deficiency in the anterior well-known "Humpo-," bag race and social will come off at the same place Fri- They were aware that this opinion is pituitary glands are impo rtant factors for For C oming Year other things. According to Joe Palguta, day with the assistance of Mary Kay's solidly fow1ded on facts. They were, and feeb lemindedness, according to those in the big chief in charge of arrangements charge. Rhythmaids . . . The Hibernians' outing are, able to discern between a minority \\' ithin the last several days the Lit- for the day, everyone will be guaranteed at Dooley's field next Sunday will include report of the student convocation of April Tho e of the sociology cia es who tie Theatre ociety ha been laying a "swell" time. a baseball game between the East Side 15, and what actually occurred. made the trip include Victor Cimperman, pla ns to greatly increa ·e the scope of But enough of this tom-foolery and Irish and the West Side Irish ... Rita The ASU conceitedly considered the John Conway, Louis Creadon, Jolm Em- it activities for the coming year. These let's have the fact'. The junior arc Ross broke her last-week-end dates with topic of Father Chamberlain's address as ley, Joseph Herudaj, George Holzheimer, plans will be put before the member· baring an outing (perhap you\·e gue sed Harry Lance with the announcement of an attack on the ASU. As was pre­ William Keefe, William Kelly, John Hy- of the society for approval at a meet­ it) on May 16th at 1 p. m., at Camp­ her engagement to the drummer in Horace viously pointed out this assumption is land, Gene Kirby, Ralph Konkol, Edward ing next Tuesday evening. by Heck (no joke) on Grant Rd. For Sambrook's band ... Bob Stanton's par- wholly without grow1ds, since it was only ~fcCormack ,William Md1ahon, Joseph At thi. meeting Mr. Frank Wies·, tho e who drive, here are the directions. lays have been clicking lately so he's been mentioned in passing to subjects of great· l\1azanec, John Murphy, James 0 borne, professor of Engli sh and peech at Straight out St. Clair to Lloyd Rd., then enjoying himself on Saturday njghts · · · er importance. It is curious that the ASU Theodore Pethia, Paul Pojman, William Carroll, will be introduced to the mem­ turn left on Lloyd Rd. w-t;•ant Rd. aining in Louisville on Sal\lrday ~it's should declare itself as a pacifist organi· Price, Paul Seli kar, Jame· Slaminka, Jo- bcr a. the new director. He succeeds Camp-by-Heck is about hal£ w • ow.1 }0e Sullivan will be shooting his wad on zation, and then permit a statement such seph Stepanik, Lawrence Tabernik, Wil· Mr. Carl Freidel who has been the Grant Rd. All Junior and no dy else Billionaire, the Bradley entry in the Ken- as this to exude from its pen: "The liam Thoma , John Toner, Frank Zehnd· director of the or.,.anization for are expected to attend. For those who lucky classic · · · but some of the "wise" American Student Union opposes rcac· er, Joseph Zelle, Anthony Zorko, James several years. The appointment of .\fr. do not drive, a truck will lca\·e the school money around school still insists that the tion and fights for progress, for democ­ .\1anuel and T om Sweeney. 1 \\'iess to the position is due to the need at 1 p. m. winning ticket is Jerome Loucheim's racy." Pompoon, wet or dry .. John Parnin and Tom O'Connor were in the jug again Another statement app'earing in the F riday night for sp'eeding en route to the Studc1zl Voice which is worthy of atten­ YEP - EVEN IF IT Pi Sig party ... Parnin, incidentally, t10n is this: "The ASU is independent of DOES LOOK UI- tucky at the Pi Sig affair ... Despite the other progressive groups, is dedicated to fact that Joe Murphy took a nose-dive in toe realization of a society of peace and the middle of the dance floor at the same plenty." For this statement was the one event, he and Jeanne Beaumont had a which proved beyond doubt the absurdity fine time on their blind date. (Lest any- of their reasoning. In one instance they body get the wrong impression-the real are ~upporting means to attain "peace and reason for J oc's sudden descent was that plenty," and in the next they deride one he had just smelled the breath of a cou- who shows the way. Contradictions are pie of those hoodlums who were eating ever intriguing. well-onioned hamburgers) .•. According ----- to the Cleveland Council K. of C.'s pub­ lication both Frank Polk and Bill Mc­ Carty declined the office of Carroll alumni Science Academy prexy ... Bill Reidy, Bill Carrier and Bert Maheu, the Glee Club trio, were in­ itiated into Lakewood K. of C. last Mon­ Plans Outing day evening ... Prof. Walter O'Donnell On Thursday, May 13, the Scientific is an excellent economist but is no Bob Academy of John Carroll University w1ll F lier as he demonstrated yesterday on present a lecture to the members of the the baseball field ... Frannie Marquard society. This lecture will be given by has joined the Lakewood High School Harry Allwine. The subject which All­ Go-Steady Club with Jane McDowell. wine has chosen for his talk will be "The Bow tie, Ignatius letter and green pants Effect of Chromosomes on Heredity." have brought Fran such outstanding suc­ Upon the adjournment of the meeting cess that brother Dave is thinking seri­ the entire group will attend a picnic in ously of joining the club .. . New baseball some country spot yet to be chosen. Re­ de.finition: error-that which the Carroll freshments and a meal, probably a steak News team makes at least ten of during dinner will be served. any ball game . . . There is no truth in PRIN CE ALBERT MONEY­ the rumor that AI Grisanti, Nick PopoviC BACK GUARANTEE and Marty O'Malley will be the principal in wood-piles . . . Joe Carcione upheld ' speakers at Carroll graduation ... Bill the honor of Carroll by copping off fifth Smoke 20 fragrant pipefula of place in the Intercollegiate Latin contest. Prince Albert. If you don't find Peoples, Joe Sullivan, Mike Dwyer and it the mellowest, tastiest pipe Dick Leusch will be honored with Carroll .. . Lou Gliha, Rudy Kenik and John tobacco you eveJ' amoked, re­ Union keys for meritorious service in the Zeleznik were winging it at the annual turn the pocket tin with the reot student governing body ... ] onas Moran Crystal Slipper Ball at the Slovenian Na­ of the tobacco in it to ua at any is in Charity Hospital where he was op­ tional H ome Saturday night ... Charhc time within a month from thia Centa and Joe tiert dated a pair of twins date, and we will refund full erated on last Tuesday. Jonas has a date purchaae price, plus poataae. with his nurse to go horseback riding as from Canton Sunday night and couldn't (Signed) R. J. Reynolds soon as he gets out ... "Genius" Konkol tell them apart ... lf you gals arc won­ Tobacco Company, Win• ton­ shaves in the Carroll lavatory every dering why your dates are so late these Salem, North Carolina.. morning between classes . . . The Fenn Friday nights, the answer is Father Ott­ College chapter of the American Student ing's Seminars ... Here's an announce­ Union, a moronic Communist organiza­ ment that will be pleasing to great hordes tion, recently had a brain storm which o£ people : the last installment of the spewed forth the remarkable notion that Spoils of Victory will appear in the Car­ red herrings are something which grow roll Ne·ws of ~lay 19.