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Million Minutes of Peace ORIENTATION The Project: is an international appeal fo r peace CONTROLLER to be held between 16th Sept and 16th October in support o f the United Nations International year Applications are invited for the position of o f pea ce 1986. Controller of-the Association’s 1987 Orientation Festival. Applications close with the Secretary at Over SO countries are involved, and it is a totallyF 5pm on Monday 29th September and will be non-political, non-sectarian project which considered by the Executive at its meeting to be M E D IA W O R K S H O P doesn’t involve any monetary contribution. held o n 1st O c to b er. A workshop on the media and operating a Instead contributions of peace are requested. weekly newspaper like C ra ccu m will be held on The project appeals to individuals to spend a few SPRING EXHIBITION Applications will be considered from individuals, Saturday, September 13 at the AUSA Council minutes each day over one month in the clubs or groups and membership of the room. Topics covered will include marketing, development of more peaceful relationships in Association is not a pre-requisite. Applications production, legal aspects, and skills employed on EDEN ROAD ART GALLERY, 502 MT their own lives and in the community. People will should be in writing and should include an producing material suitable for publication and RD. MT EDEN ARTISTS INCLUDING P, be requested to register these minutes fe.g. 10 outline of the applicant’s relevant experience and prin tin g . HANLY, PETER LANGE, CLAUDIA P0I mins a day for 30 days) by means of the pledge If you wish to attend, please ring C raccu m o n EYLEY, LAURENCE BETHAM. SEPT H Report fro m A plans for Orientation together with a rough fo rm s. budget and an indication of the level of payment 390-789 ext 841 to confirm before Friday, spaces inWellington, (if any) the applicant would expect to receive. are limited and practical assignments will be How? Methods for contributing to the peace undertaken during the course. Bring a shared NZUSA, yo appeal will be widely publicised including Further information and records from previous lunch and some bubbly and learn something on has restructun (i) P ra yer CAMERAS: FOR SALE Orientations may be obtained from the th e m ed ia. 1987. O p tio n I fii) Thoughts PENT AX M E cam era, with standard lens. part report wa Secretary. (Hi) M edita tio n $350; PENTAX A3 body with data back. Council whicl (iv) Action SEPTEMBER Almost brand new $550; YASHICAMA 124G objectivity, coi STUDENT UNEMPLOYMENT CENTRE 3 Botanical Society meeting, Conference with twin lenses. H ardly used $220; VIYATA( when com pare Aim. Each country aims to collect 1 million Centre, 7.30pm Applications are invited from people interested in working with ZOOM LENS75-205 $200; Phone 66649. in Christchurc minutes of peace as their contribution to the 9 Inaugural Lecture: Professor David unemployed students during the 1986/7 summer vacation. were prepared The work will include providing assistance in dealings with International Year o f Peace. Richmond, Department of Medicine, their em otional government departments and other agencies, helping with "Geriatrics Come of Age” , B28, Library personal, financial and tenancy problems, dealing with the news Building, 8pm The first e media and organising social and political activities with concerned w a unemployed students. 10 Federation of University Women, talk by Mrs Michael H eriot The period of employment will be from 3rd week o f November to Shirley Potaka, Maori and Pacific Island mid February and the pay will be about $315.00 per week. Students Adviser, Diocesan School library, first meeting of Applications are particularly invited from people able to relate On a sadder well to women and to overseas students since these are the 10am. two of O tago’ students most likely to be unemployed. 11 Forest and Bird Society meeting, Applications should be made in writing and should include details FREE - PUBLIC - AUDIOVISUAL Engineering Rm 1.401,7.30pm. died in a fire of the applicant’s relevant skills and experience and the names of Wellington. LECTURE 12 Friday at One, free lunchtime concert, two referees. Applications close on Friday 28 September, with COLONIAL WILLIAMSBURG RESTORED Opening plei The Secretary, Auckland University Students Association, Maidment, 1pm. Private Bag, Auckland. WITH WILLIAM TRAMPOSCH of the 16 Inaugural Lecture: Professor John Duncan, and pret Colonial Williamsburg Foundation, Virginia, Mechanical Engineering Department, “An course n o Cov 5.15pm, Tuesday, September 9 at the Engineer in the Manufacturing Industry” , Massey’s ‘th in AMERICAN CENTER. B28,8pm. Mike Sanson, Colonial Williamsburg in Virginia is the most life was to see TYPING 17 Dante Alighieri Society meeting, Maclaurin beautiful and the most comprehensive Hall, 7.30pm. for Massey, th STUDENT DISCOUNT PRICES restoration complex in the United States. The 19 Friday at One, free lunchtime concert, Rea seldom he time and research lavished on the restoration of the only delega assays,S Thesis $2.00 per A4 page Maidment, 1pm. this 18th Century capital of the British Crown During this double spaced 25 Classical Association meeting, Latin reading Colony of Virginia, and the results of meticulous competition, LLT, 7pm. became w orrie Varies according craftsmanship, are extraordinary. Mr rational k n d rei to s i z e 26 Federation of University Women, musical Tramposch who lives and works in the heart of luncheon, OGH. There was a Curriculum Vitaes $2.50 per A4 page Williamsburg will present, Colonial Friday at One, free lunchtime concert, restructure a t Williamsburg today and yesterday. Maidment, 1pm. having a w ithi Phone 370-239 American Center 30 Auckland History Centre: Simon Milne, two. With Auc U.S. Consulate General under d o ubt tl Suite 3, 4th Floor Geography Department, “The Changing Lister Building General Building Structure of the Auckland Regional genuine m eanii Victoria Street East cnr Shortland & O ’Connell Streets. Enquiries: / ' this Council AUCKLAND Economy from 1900” , Rm 619, Town Tel 733-135 Planning Dept, 4.30pm. DOMINION RD. BALMORAL Christmas’. These chang with unanim oi be $119,000 i student from ! efficient and p Education a n d Gone are Overseas Studi COMMERCE Vice Presidents a President am Treasurer to i og Butterworths Bookshop STUDENTS These officei professional re secretary (as i First Floor, Johns Building, 21-23 Chancery Street, City. Are you within two part-time years of clerical w orker There will Phone 399-171 completing your B. Com? organisation s from N ZU SA We have a vacancy for an ASSISTANT There will setting policy, saved by reduc Hours: Monday-Friday 8.30 a.m. to 5.00 p.m. ACCOUNTANT to join our Controller's Group (often trivial a in our Archers Road, Glenfield, office. statements o n issues. The N5 The successful applicant will assist in the effective cost this policy wi management of our manufacturing operation and the costing of Affairs Actioi finished product, making broad use of our extensive computerised with acclaimat systems. SEE US FOR YOUR continue w ith year. PRESCRIBED & RECOMMENDED The Assistant Accountant must effectively interact with people at all There will b LAW BOOKS levels within the company and should therefore possess good systems, and personal interaction skills. national offio workable envii It is anticipated that this person would continue to study for their That’s NZU degree whilst in full-time employment. good. It’s now I u if they approvi We can offer an attractive commencing salary and a comprehensive a success, mee employee benefits package. an absence o f May Council. This is an opportunity to gain practical 'hands-on' experience while This report i S j completing your education. on the atrocic For $ 6 we wei If you feel that this position would suit you please promptly mail was even less your resume to : they say the ] John Mawdsley After the first Personnel Officer I’ll close w: WN! - Graham Wats 3 M NEW ZEALAND LIMITED certainly a rg if' P.O. Box 33-246 NZUSA if sati Takapuna Auckland 9
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SERVICE We 're going to do your hair Lucky Malaysian Day Winner Congratulations to Meng Meng Chew, an Asian student from Singapore who was the lucky winner of the door prize at the Malaysian National Day celebrations held in the university cafeteria last week. The new travel service, STA Travel donated the prize o f a ticket to Singapore. Meng Meng will fly home at year’s end on special %roup flights arranged by STA Travel to Kuala Lum pur. Years o f Student Travel Experience STA has 15 years experience in the student travel irena and it’s speciality is cheap flights for students especially those studying overseas. With iRY, 502 MT over 75 world wide offices, experience and know INCLUDING P/ how is what STA passes on to students. CLA U D IA And now with it’s second New Zealand office «A M . SEPT 10-20 Report from NZUSA August Council 1986 held fthe other one is downtown underneath the in Wellington, by D AVID WARD. Victoria Street carpark in High Street) STA Travel can service all your travel needs from NZUSA, your national student organisation, ARA tickets to ISIC cards, student insurance has restructured, effective from January 1st ind travel products, group flights and tour 1987. O p tio n 6 from the Independent working bookings. standard leas, part report was adopted with alterations, in a ith data back. Council which was a remarkable show . of Friendly Consultants kSHICAMA 124G objectivity, c o m p ro m ise , a n d fo rw a rd th in k in g , sd $220; VIVATA( when compared with the previous Council held P hone 66649. in Christchurch. Delegates to August Council were prepared to work, having expended all of their emotional energy at M ay Council. The first event as far as Auckland was concerned w as th e p re m a tu re re sig n atio n o f Lois Huston Michael Heriot as a W elfare delegate, before the first meeting o f the Council! On a sadder note, news reached delegates that two of Otago’s Nga Toki Maori delegates had died in a fire at Westport, on their way to Wellington. Opening plenary on M onday saw many future, past, and present Presidents present. And of course no Council would be complete without Massey’s ‘think from the hip’ semi-fast talker Mike Sanson. H alf an hour later all I wanted in Senior consultant Lois Huston has worked life was to see Sanson gagged... Unfortunately closely with STA while she was still a student at for Massey, their delegates and President David Griffith University Queensland Asian Studies Rea seldom held conjoint views, and theirs was department and who only a year ago came to live the only delegation with visible division. in Auckland. Lois will guide you through the I During this meeting several Aucklanders maze of travel ideas currently available in the ‘ became worried as Rick Steel started sounding m arket. rational hn d re a so n a b le ... There was a very urgent need to take action to Upstairs at 37a Victoria St. West., Ph 798-938/793-593 restructure a t th is C o u n c il, a s O ta g o in te n d s having a withdrawal referendum in a week or two. With Auckland’s future in NZUSA already under doubt the words of Te Aniwa Tutara had genuine meaning, ‘If we don’t m ake decisions at this Council NZUSA will not exist by Vasco Vellez New to C am pus,.. Christmas’. These changes were made, and most of them with unanimous agreem ent. NZUSA in 1987 will be $119,000 cheaper, reducing the levy per QUICK, CLEAN & FRESH .. student from $9.14 to $6.90. It will be a more efficient and professional NZUSA focussing on Education an d W elfa re issues. CHOCOLATE Gone are the General, Womens, Maori, Overseas Students, and Education and Welfare Vice Presidents. The new structure will elect only a President and Vice President, with a part-time TEA Vasco Vellez, Portugese born, Angolan bred has Treasurer to in c rease fin a n c ia l a cc o u n ta b ility . been in New Zealand only a short while. Vasco These officers will be assisted by two has travelled extensively in Europe by m otorbike professional research staff and an administrative (he also restores them in his spare time) - so co m e COFFEE secretary (as a t p re se n t), a n d o n e a n d a h a lf on in a n d have a ch a t - Vasco loves to talk. clerical w orkers. There will be a separate Maori student organisation set up with diminishing funding o r from NZUSA for its first three years. There will be no more preoccupation with setting policy, so much time and effort will be COKE saved by reducing the current 919 policy m otions Bve/yn PUz (often trivial and duplicating) into single policy statements on about ten broad student-related issues. The NZUSA committees which create all D IE T C O K E this policy will be axed, and one,, the Public Affairs A ction C o m m itte e , w as d isesta b lish ed with acclamation. W omens action collective will MELLO YELLOW continue with advisory meetings three times a year. There will be a review of accounting and office systems, an d th e in te rio r a n d e n tra n c e o f th e HI C ORANGE national office will be renovated to provide a Evelyn Pilz has also travelled extensively in workable en v iro n m en t. Europe living in the Austrian Tyrol. She’s a great That’s NZUSA 1987, restructured and looking fan of Contiki having escaped with them in All from the freshest factory on good. It’s now u p to A u c k la n d s tu d e n ts to d ecid e Europe last yea r. if they approve o f th ese ch an g e s. T h e c o u n cil w as campus. It’s the new Wittenborg a success, m eetings ra n sm o o th ly , a n d th e re w as an absence of the trench warfare that obliterated May Council. self vending machine located in This report cannot conclude without comment on the atrocious Victoria University Cafe food. For $ 6 we were presented with something which the MAIN CAFE LOUNGE was even less than an AUSA budget meal! And John Berkahn they say the previous Vic caterers were worse! seating area. Open all hours. After the first night there 1 ate in M cD onald’s. I’ll close with a quote from AUSA President Graham Watson, who in a plenary declared, ‘I’ll * Freshly brewed beverages certainly arg u e fo r A u c k la n d to re tu rn to NZUSA if satisfactory changes are m ade.’. * Accepts coins - gives change - DAVID WARD * Attractive and clean containers Managing this ‘awesome’ team is John Berkai who after 16 years returned to New Zealand * Fast delivery service SEE THE COMPUTOR set up STA’s travel service. He specializes overlanding with 1 0 years field experience havi BOOKS DISPLAY AT THE lead expeditions in South America, Africa Ai Open All Hours Self Service UNIVERSITY BOOKSHOP ind the Middle East. A nother Catering Service Im provem ent! O N C A M P U S , > * > ♦ » * ♦ M > > *•> > i y > , ♦ 7 H n H H 9 *»*»♦»»* *»* ♦ #»* MHmilUlUMIIMMUIIX; M l l t f • •»*»»*♦»*♦* * * * #*♦♦♦»»»*♦»*«♦* M M H M M t M t f * • » '! *♦♦*»♦♦♦#*♦*»* * i»♦*♦***♦#♦♦*♦♦♦♦♦*»♦* # ♦ .f t » » .,,* . »» 4 CRACCUM 8 SEPTEMBER 1986 iLecture
year’s fifth mi the left’ o f lib k David Bedggoc robably convene ndience to th e i ihich he advoca ipressed. Strangely en o u g pened the lecture lias in New Zeali HONORARY W hite’s W eekly ELEMENTARY ... nut honoured tri G O D D E F E N D ncking up u n d e r i DOCTORATE FOR «king-class gair R ave says WATSON ipitalist b arons m NEW ZEALAND iatimum p ro fits Chaplain’s Chat DR FERGUSON ‘If you are not part o f the solution you are j min its 1950s he; I am not good at fashionable cynicism; ‘God Larks in Car Parks o f the problem ’. bourgeois farce, Auckland University is to confer an Honorary defend New Zealand’ stirs my emotions, and AbbieHoffi bo's really th e fc Doctor of Laws degree on Dr Lindo Ferguson, persuades me that New Zealand is a Good Thing, A strange practice has come to my attention pal rights, its ce who ended six years as its Chancellor last m onth. and a place worth caring about. Being a recently. It occurs, so I am informed, each Change has finally come within the Nei fcsjhe capitalist He is still a member of the University Council, Christian, I want to offer my prayers for its morning at exactly thirteen minutes to nine at the Zealand Universities Students Association. The I the rest- lts having been re-appointed by the Governor- wellbeing - but what prayers are appropriate? student car park in Grafton Rd, and basically change has been dram atic and can only benef ploitative wage- General for a further three-year term . The award I can’t pray for the destruction of our enemies; involves the car park being closed until ten the student population as a whole, and will lea< Thus the marks in part ‘the strong interest he has shown in Christians love their enemies. I can’t pray for o’clock. The presence of unfilled parking space, to greater unity amongst those advocatin tlfare departm en the University’s well-being’. special favours, other countries need good things it seems, does not have any bearing on the stu d en t co n cern s. O u r w ith d ra w a l provided ti Ms,the P°*'ce> An ophthalmologist in private practice, Dr to o . matter, and motorists are turned away while they necessary stimulation for many ‘politico* gat bureacracy a Ferguson is an honorary consultant to the But I can pray for New Zealand to be a good can clearly see a space into which their car would around the country to wake up to what student! poems written over 40 years, the last of which The New Zealand Institute o f Industrial Relations Research and tea and coffee having the correct infusion to has just won the NZ Book Award for poetry. He Caltex Oil (NZ) Ltd invite all interested parties to submit entries the p ro d u c t ta ste, a n d n o w chocolate is avL has also written a critical study of New Zealand for an industrial relations writing competition. as an optional extra. Even whitener p o e try , ‘A Way of S ayin g and has edited and ACCOMMODATION WANTED: The topic can cover any aspect o f industrial relations, but must be sweetener can be varied to the satisfaction of written specifically for the competition. Material already introduced two novels by W illiam Satchell. 6 Canterbury University Law Students with published or written for publication elsewhere will not be eligible. p urchaser. Internationally, Kendrick Smithyman is summer holiday employment in Auckland, wish Entries should be addressed to: Caltex Essay Competition, c/- Stan also mentioned the use of coins New Zealand Institute of Industrial Relations Research, PO Box believed to be represented in more anthologies to sublet a semi or fully-furnished 6 b e d ro o m 10’s, 20’s, 50’s or 5’s and that these mad 28-093, Wellington. The competition closes in December. Entries than any other New Zealand poet; his work has house/flat from 10 Nov ’ 8 6 until late February must not exceed 7,500 words. For further information: Peter give b a c k change! C o rre c tly to o ! Try them appeared in this way in Australia, Canada, ’87. Must be convenient to the central city. Brosnan, Industrial Relations Centre, Victoria University, see what you think of this new impro India, the United States, South America and the Please contact Mark Todd, 44 Pariane Street, Private Bag, Welling(on.,Tflephpne: (Q4) 7,59-273.. e , < from AUSA catering services. « V* I t i 4 4 4 I 1 M l I * * * H f 4 * t ♦ .* » I * » 4 4 » ’ * * 4* 4/ * 4 *’ ' > f * * * * ' Soviet Union. Addington, Christchurch 2. 1 CRACCUM 8 SEPTEMBER 1986 5 Lecture on the Left - ANDREW COOP year’s fifth winter lecture, ‘The critique Or at least, according to Dr Bedggood. He also elsewhere in the lecture, contradicting himself. I l / n $ 1 , 0 0 0 mi the left’ of liberal dem ocracy’, was given by provided some interesting analyses of recent He did not explain just how the grand conspiracy )r David Bedggood (Sociology) on July 24. It history which were somewhat harder to refute operates to deceive the working class. N or did he ^ robably converted a few members of the than his views on society today. His explain his automatic association of imperialism i n B o o h s 9 gdience to the socialist revolutionary cause consideration of New Zealand’s ‘development’, with capitalism. If the two have gone together in 4 | hich he advocated. The rest seemed less for instance, which he compared with that of the past, that in no way proves that they are LISTENER - WATTIE III ■ [pressed. colony states elsewhere, left you with the feeling inevitably linked. If there have been non-colonist t j|V Strangely enough, for a Marxist speaker, he that our prized independence wasn’t quite as capitalist nations, then the theory is discredited. BOOK AWARD COMPETITION §| J ped the lecture by declaring, of all things, a complete as it sometimes thought. In this respect His allegations against Harry Holland, (a T he judge» of the prestigious Waltie Book Award have chosen 10 finalists for the award from among New Zealand books published 1- [isis in New Zealand’s liberal democracy. Our and in others, Dr Bedggood was convincing. marxist-turned-reformer of the first Labour between July L 1985 and June 30. 1986. On September 30 ' j «t honoured tradition, the welfare state, is'' will announce the winner of the 1986 Wattie Book Award, j But, when it concerned society today, his government) saying he became a ‘paid servant’ with second and third placing». lacking up under the strains of deregulation. Its address was less coherent and to accept it would for big business were not backed up. While Their choice will be based on three criteria: orking-class gains are about to be lost as have required heaps of faith. In both ideological maintaining that the liberal democratic state was • quality of writing and illustrations >0/V • quality of editing, design and production 4 fatalist barons manipulate the government for and topical respects, his assertions were often :he easiest type of social system to overturn, he • impact on the community. arimum profits at the people’s expense. But inconsistent and often ignored reality. For ignored the reality of the situation: all of The winners w* be announced at olution you are pa rain its 1950s heyday it was nothing more than instance, it was stated that elections merely bistory’s socialist rebellions have occurred iq Y u am now invited to make your the Wattie Award Luncheon m Auckland on September 30 The bourgeois farce, deceiving its subjects as to^ choice of the top three. Visit your local bookshop prizes wê be awarded to the conceal capitalism’s exploitative nature, and that undeveloped rural-based nations run by dictators to And the books listed below. Judge them for choice closest to toe judges’ AbbieHoffnw k’s really th e b o ss. C la im in g to give us a ll yourself, and write your choices (1. 2. 31 in the decision. 1st prize S700 worth of government guarantees of ‘democracy’, ‘rights’, or as colonies. This particular point is one where boxes provided beside each book. Return the book tokens. 2nd pnzs S300 qual rights, its c o n cealed th a t o n ly o n e select and so on serve the same function. If this is so, orthodox Marxism has shown its greatest coupon to the NZ Book Publishers Association worth of book tokens. The winner by September 23. 1936. wSI be informed by post ie w ithin the Net csjhe capitalist b o u rg e o isie , c a n a ctu ally live then such repression is obviously covert - ie few inaccuracies. Further criticisms of socialism, the NOTE: Msmban at th* Book Publishes Association and mo* sun sn not sligmi». ts Association. The K the rest. Its central principle, that of workers conscientiously realise it. That is most prominent of which was its alleged FtH in this coupon and return to the: nd can only benef Imitative wage-labour, dominates all the categorically different from the obvious, ’ destruction of incentive and enterprise, were not NZ Book Publishers Association, whole, and will lea hers. Thus the seemingly-benevolent social material repression which Dr Bedggood saw as answered. Dr Bedggood did not mention the P.O. Box 44-146, Point Chevalier, Auckland, th o se advocatia tifare departm ent, a lo n g w ith p a rlia m e n t, th e an inevitable consequence of deregulation - great changes which have been implemented in by Septem ber 23,1986. iraw al provided tl Uto the police, m ed ia a n d all th e rest o f th a t things like eliminating the dole, the DPB, commerce and industry int he last fifty years. WATTIE BOOK AWARD FINALISTS many ‘politico* ant bureacracy are merely puppets, willing or superannuation and so on. Significant These have diminished many of capitalisms most (In alphabetical ordar of author) u p to what student ^rwise, o f th e irre s is tib le fo rc e s o f JELLYBEAN curtailment of these would obviously decimate serious defects. Finally, his very selective view of Tessa Duder □ >f u s involved in the t™ 1' 0 0 3 1 Production and finance. The popular support for any government which did things was revealed when he said that ‘The N Z U SA earlier this roductive system co m p letely d o m in a te s th e P O T IK I so, and it would lose power at the next election. October (Russian) revolution was a major Patricia Grace rejoining early net w The role of elections is merely to instill into Therefore it would also have to be planning the setback to imperialism’. Apparently then, orkers a false sense of trust. Their only hope is FROM THE CRADLE TO THE GRAVE abolition of democracy, civil rights et cetera - in imperialism is a purely capitalist phenomenon. Barry Gustafson slog for most of g recognise, and rebel against, their overlords. short, a rightwing coup. Dr Bedggood forecast The Afghans, and a lot of others, would surely • pass a few paper ithour country’s current ‘crisis’, this could be TE KAIHAU/THE WINDEATER this for New Zealand, and suggested that the be interested. Ken Hulme ts to work on issue »i™ng event * especially if labour returns in Labour party might be the one to do it. Apart For these and for quite a few other reasons, Dr immer Jobs, whi ft Why now? you could justifiably ask. Well, Bedggood’s ideology was probably not widely THE MATRIARCH from the difficulty in believing that Douglas, Witi Ihimaera social outlets. ; her forty years, Keynsianism is now losing Lange, Palmer and the various other talking accepted by his audience. Overall, he made only um for Term 2 w Ability- Out with it goes the ‘mixed beads in Wellington are actually bent on such evil generalised (and even then, inaccurate) WOMENS WORK Ed. Marion McLeod/Lydia Wevers W o rk Co-operati w w ’» leaving N ew Z e a la n d w ith tw o objectives, the argument is grossly illogical. It condemnations, and proposed no concrete [lions. The first possible result of disregards the advancements in social security, alternatives. Thus it was easy to draw the SPEAKING FOR OURSELVES nyone be intere Hop OwerVJack Perkins ep tio n or myself. gulation’, ‘free m a rk e t p o licies’ et al is open government and civil rights made since conclusion that, for all its many and considerable ism. The working class must be more 1984, which are considerable. It links two faults, government in New Zealand isn’t NEW ZEALAND EXPLORERS 1 be having stud Philip Temple ing from 9-101 :ssly expressed as their welfare becomes objectives: deregulation, and abolition of social anything like Dr Bedggood’s view of it. Not only npatible with the demands of big business, welfare. To say that these are necessarily that: it doesn’t seem that his ideas would, if T H E B A C H places. This Paul Thompson ditional liberal rights will be taken away as connected is not substantiable. Free-marrket implemented, make things much better. Towards d by the Cou THE PENGUIN BOOK OF l be fighting it. pital’s rule becomes (even m ore) absolute. The capitalism requires state assistance to the poor to :o the end, you got the feeling that the lecture NEW ZEALAND VERSE d a rc h in oppositio option, Socialism, requires a workers’ prevent the spread of radical ideas; this, for closely resembled something remembered from Ed. ian Wedde/Harvey McQueen gestions of olution and the abolition of private property. example, was why so many European states [capitalist-controlled) TV. Perhaps this was NAM E , ...... Zealand goes fo r self-su fficien cy a n d became welfarist after the Bolshevik revolution because a particular question kept recurring - is strongly opp A D D R E S S ...... istry is nationalised; thus, the profits go to in 1917. Dr Bedggood admitted this point Believe it? or not’. it people. VE THEATRE STILL OFFERS GRAND Dis c o u n t s t o u n i a n d t e c h . FLAT SHIFTERS STUDENT HEALTH SERVICE ..DENTS. 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The Course focuees on the sourcee of stress in dally life, end the ways In which it influences ickie says that l our behaviour in both a positive end negative manner. It provides stretegiea end orgenleetionel skills which can effectively reduce the stressfulness of dm**-to-day events, end it teaches g machines off< techniques which can be used to lower atreee levels. hese are: Savin Hing; faster PERSONAL ISSUES GROUP :nt, thus saving ( Resource Person Theresa Liew Zgiene. For . Dates and Times Thursday from 12.00 noon to 2.00 pm Running from Thursday 11 Septesiber for five weeks : benefits. All t until 9 October. nts, with both t This drop-in therapy group is designed specifically for those wanting indepth clarification and/or resolution of issues important in their lives e.g. sexuality, relationships, self-esteem, :ct infusion to j meaning, identity. 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R u n D M c - Proud to be Black Sneaky Feelings - N ev er C ry T riffid s- Lonely Stretch A rather small audience in comparison with G IG G U ID E George Clinton - Do Fries W ith That Shake Friday night, but a better performance from Windsor Castle: 12,13 Fetus Productions Residents - K aw -lig o Fetus Productions, as the technical difficulties Galaxy: 10 Taj M ahal 10 M a rk - Misty Morning which dogged Friday night were not present. Performance Cafe: Fri 12, Tony Littlejohn & Wilko Johnson Band, with the Fetus Productions again started off with their H e a rt W arrio rs. TunneUers The Campus Radio top ten is compiled from film Coming: The Saints, Sept 25, 26, 27 at the listeners phone-in votes every Wednesday - Gluepot, Aug 9 G lu ep o t. phone 32-236 between 4pm and 6.30 to vote. The T A L E h film ‘The B o x ’, playing the soundtrack live, The Psychedelic Furs, Oct 13 at the Logan Fond memories of Dr Feelgood and lan T op T e n is o n a ir fro m 7 p m till 8 p m . which was superb both musically and visually, Concrete Center. Dury’s Blockheads ensured a big crowd, for and the actual sparseness of the audience allowed what was to be one of the concerts of the year MAHA you to perceive the movie to a greater degree! a year rife with excellent musical memories. ‘F.P.’ played a mixture of old and new stuff, and ROCK M E BANANAS PEEL OFF Opening proceedings, the TunneUers once The various des eventually got a large part of the a p a th etic again proved they had put much practice into eiify to the in a audience on to its feet for the last half hour of THEIR SKINS th eir exceUent set, a set w h ich escapes definition • course o f an their show which went down a real treat! To top sixties guitar rock sits alongside some great blues cz and even dis it all off Fetus Productions showed ‘T he B o x ’ and country even! No group should have to if)«rent m oods o. again in answer to the loudly shouted pleas to do remain within the boundaries of any partial His heart is so. A true repeat, treat to all! style and they made a point of this ifjuenced b y 0 Insect really played well, but received some in tro d u cin g eac h so n g as a blues song, mcestors introdui undeserved hostility from a minority in the whatever. Tight rhythm, interesting licks He is the m aster audience with the running dialogue in between fine vocals met healthy applause. Si \onny T e r r y ’s the songs which helped to entertain the rest of us. originality and skill deserves an excelli memational statu Stand out songs were St. Tropez’ a n d ‘C o a t’. reputation. Hew Zealander Though this is an unimaginative review, I can Known for not mucking around, Wilko wee his wt assure you that it was a great show by both band stroUed on shortly afterwards and, Septembe bands. What’s needed is tonnes more people n a ry a p au se b etw een n u m b e rs, tore through i to be re leas filling this vast revue - otherwise the bands are lengthy set of frenetic ‘R n’ B’ that fiUed \tion was ex, playing to themselves, and the likelihood of the dance floor in seconds. Very much black T nd. H aving place closing down could happen. Get your act stuff, with no posing except that of the ti developing h together - Auckland! d ed ic ate d m u s ic ia n . H e is an excel Iy recordings i guitarist, but not in the utterly cliched, hero \rd two songs The W arners, The Batm en , sense of the description. His songs, g< 'French L t Scream ing Pope , The D oubting short, studiously avoid lengthy solos. A ft both includei singer also, everything about his perfornuncJtorMg o f this, Thom as's, The B om b Party, contributes to the air of frustration that pervade* nmoter, H ugh 1 and Bygone Era, at The his m u sic-fran tic lyrics, s h o rt, intense guitu mtation, and no U niversity Cafe, F riday 22nd breaks and a manic, hyperactive persona, not to TAJ live t mention the manner with which he wields the Mahal has been o f A u g u s t . ROCK ME BANANAS guitar itself- first a m achine gun, then a phallic tviellasperforn An early starting rage with the first band on at from left: Greg O ’Donnell (Bass & vocals) symbol. Not phallic in the heavy metal sense ie, mle has been expo Larry Killip (Guitar & vocals) Dennis 7pm, they were The Rotting Dead , a la s t m in u te heroic, but phallic in a finely frustrated manner sh arin8 P Winters (Drums) Kerry Grimshaw addition, and they played for about 15 minutes. ie, average p e rso n . \bout the history (Percussion & Vocals) and Chris At only $5 at the door this was real value for Yahs. But true music of the soul defies VnCfl/! elements Chamberlain (Keyboards & vocals) money as well as an excellent nights analysis. The rhythm section are as muchapait VtstemHemispht entertainment. of the show as he is. Norm an W att Roy plays in a ^ to b e a Just another band, just another story, just another road... don’t believe it. Rock M e totally funky, intense manner that could in the wee Screaming Pope were on next; they didn’t really Bananas aren’t another band. They’re polished, dedicated and thoroughly professional right on its own and frequently did. However it < . We will ke impress me, but obviously some people like down to their publicity. Arid in a very insecure music business, where a band is only as good devoid of some of the flashier aspects of I ens. them . The B atm en played particularly well this as the last gig its played at, this group have stayed together as a team, and gone from strength playing. His style drove the show, giving ’ n’t miss the tt night, which is unfortunate as this was possibly to strength. room to improvise. Likewise, dr klandshow - their last gig, AND they really had a good Formed only twelve months ago by two members, Chris and Dennis, due to having a S alv ato re R a m u n d o p re fe rs excellence i. T he Gi audience reaction, especially to their possibly standing booking at the Orewa Tavern with a previous band. Another night, another gig, and flashiness. Drum M achine anyone? No way. nber 10. B o short-lived new female vocalist. The Doubting so to add what one could term a bit of flavour, Larry and Greg were invited to play - the The songs. Mainly raging Wilko sti T hom as’s who were actually meant to be on feeling was great all around so they dediced to become a gig band. Greg, Larry and Dennis with the occasional diversion, such as a I were with the band, Larry and the Ladders’, having had some recording success in the early GE before Screaming Pope, were very interesting, ‘H ig h w ay 6 l Revisited’. ‘Roxette’ brought I ’8 0 ’s. though I only saw their last couple of songs. fond memories of the Feelgoods. But this Cramps The Warners could be said to have actually Then, in February this year, Kerry came along to sit in with the band for a few nights even better. It was the way these players playing. As everyone liked the new dimension that the addition o f percussion made, the team ‘stolen the night’, they played exceedingly well, o bviously en jo y ed w h a t th e y were doing Alpaca and as you can imagine, they had an extremely made a wise decision to go 5 piece. made this concert such a pleasure, I, A u | active audience reaction and reception! And of Updated Systems unexpected third encore was a wonderful touch. course, they were by far the most visually Due to the audience response and a really special spark that happens to eminate within the The Alpaca E energetic band. Songs off their debut 7” ep., band they decided that more positive things were possible and push the band more. A s most Conrad Heine openi were particularly well received, and it’s a realy band members play in their so called ‘spare tim e’ the team had to handle the more practical of spirit aspects and so they easily chose to update their P.A. system along with lighting equipment so pity -to hear that they’re banned from the ded like th e i the audience gets a quality visual, professional presentation. Again, not just another band... W indsor for petty personal reasons, in my view! I would have 1 Unfortunately after The Warners a large group but one that’s striving to be seen and heard as near full time band professionals. A nd we all killed v o c als, of ‘skinheads’ broke in and attacked the vocalist know that there’s precious few o f those people around this city today. pble throi Rock Me Banana s enjoy playing at the many smaller, more intimate venues dotted over the o f The Warners; the ensuing result - a large shame! Still place, doing their own on-stage sound and light mix. They’d also like to get a go at some of WILKOJOHNSON scuffle; and the late arrival of the cops which led |»onderfully bass -1 the bigger halls of residence too, and perhaps the exposure of a national tour as supporting WATCH OUT to th e en d o f th e ra g e , w ith The Bomb Party, a n d Goblin Mix are artists isn’t too much a dream with their consistency and sheer hard working efforts! A great M IN ILP : WILKO 1 M IN I CASS: M5WILK01 By gon e Era, not being able to play. Real sad. In | triumph over lacl hand to //i«> versatility^ Larry being one of the few guitar players presently playing guitar retrospect, bar the ‘skins hits’, it was a great WILKO JOHNSON is a genuine, rock'n’roll original oyed them all synthesiser on stage. Catching them live recently at a inner city gig, and seeing the player in travels with his guitar, a briefcase and a black suit, night’s entertainment, and if you missed this | «as not to be this action I can personally vouch for the blend o f brilliance from his hands and he really does hairstyle hasn’t changed noticeably in fifteen years, excellent Pleasure Party promo - then shame on neither has his approach to music. No frills, no spills, anil • simple, b u t i achieve some truly amazing sounds from his equipment, all adding to the polished act. you - catch the next one, and enjoy some local unnecessary bullshit W ILKO JOHNSON is currently | «ere clear throug The band also use keyboard sequencer and drum machine as an addition to some numbers in music and give these bands your needed support. New Zealand blasting his choppy guitar compositions in i i tightened int an effort to gain a bigger sound. The musical concept that is evolving really is one o f a bright the major centres, dropping in on Napier, New Plymouth a pieces’; s The Residents and Snakefinger, light rythmic funky feel music. Watching the band recently in the wine bar o f the De Bretts Palmerston North on the way, and finishing up in with t nights in Christchurch next weekend, the 15th and li_ npromising; at The Galaxy, Saturday 23rd hotel on a Saturday night they showed their polish and feeling o f the audience they were not Released this week, is a punchy-live mini-album, recordtdh i warm reaction f only just playing to, but actually entertaining, so later on towards closing time, they were the London, called WATCH OUT. WATCH OUT. I f you i lly, after a leu August. feature attraction o f the bar - (along with a solo dancing floorshow!) Background music they catch him live, then he's going to catch you at ho WILKO's first visit to New Zealand, was with IAN DL rNick Knox, a certainly are not! Another band which started off with a video AND THE BLOCKHEADS He then returned in late II ir’, leering a n d presentation, more precisely, showing of the Building Loyal Following 2nd teamed up with the local lads for a memorable I ng snow-wh many Residents videos available, but of which The Rock Me Bananas band readily admit to playing mostly covers i.e., ‘Talking Heads’, THE A L L STARS. Since then, WILKO has formed a I lherbelly-dancii hitting trio, featuring SALVATORE RAMUNDO on i very few had been seen here previously. ‘Frankie Goes To H ollywood’, ‘The Fix’, ‘The H ooters’ and., wait for it, yes the ol’ faithfuls, 2nd NORMAN WATT-ROY, the former bottom line of 1_ nor, clad froi But more important was the actual performance ‘Rolling Stones. ’ Laterly, they have been adding som e original material, to give a surprise to BLOCKHEADS, on bass. They have spent the last, I gold; all audience and get in the necessary practice leading up to recording studio time. Still, says Kerry , of the Residents. Many people see them as a months playing live to audiences in Scandanavia andj t style. D o yc rather humorous band, but they are just looking they don’t really want to bore the pants off people with their own self indulgence. Yet they 2nd now, WILKO has brought that band to tour Zealand. Incidentally that same band is featured on the i I create some new at the surface, you could say, and it is probably still want to build a loyal following and get regular work - and in playing good covers they’re LP. [missing the p o in t. true, that The Residents use hum our as means to providing audiences with what they can identify with. I dilemma for m any an end. Album Out by Christmas r Do the Dog Mentioning before of the recording studio time, Rock Me Banana’s are currently working on The ‘end’ was apparent in many of the songs METALLICA | liit’ with feminists an album at Echo Park - and again they are really lucky as Larry comes to the fore again - he they played on that Saturday. Yes they were MASTER OF PUPPETS r would be if. runs the studio. Watch out for the album in record shelves before Christmas from the boys; as LP 604391 CASS: 604394 entertaining with the two onstage actors I They mustn’t b performing to the music. Yes their costumes and yet there is no title, but they are an inventive bunch (no pun intended) and the music really MASTER OF PUPPETS is the new album from I Cramps are in comes first: the title last. Talking of titles, where did the name come from I asked Kerry? And props., were an intergral part of the show, and Francisco band M ETALLICA. I f you receive forming live! here’s the truth. The name actually originated from the concept of audience participation being yes the music itself was superbly played by The magazine, you w ill have noticed, that not so long ago l I Sick, laid-back i a major factor - because they enjoy giving people good times and vibes and hopefully bringint album was at No 29 on the Top Pop Album charts. Not t Residents, especially the excellent guitar work by [behind his drum s, them out of theirselves. Rock Me Bananas. Its a long story and it goes right back to the start going for an up-and-coming heavy metal band! So if y Snakefinger. But had you been looking and into heavy rock, then M E TA LLIC A is a must. Igariet spider, wii of this article, for while they were postering for their first gig at Orewa, they ended up with listening beyond the obvious, you would have throughout. Then one poster left - right at the end of W hangaparoa peninsula. Nothing really to put it on save realised the Residents were projecting more. For sneer just loves w example, one song, ‘It’s a M an’s World’ (sic), lamposts, they decided to return to Orewa, and place in a strategic spot. On driving down the THEBODEANS Lux, old and slea main street they came across a giant banana protuding from the footpath. No prizes for my interpretation was one of an attack on a LOVE & HOPE & SEX <£ DREAMS Elvis for the eight guessing where the poster went! world run by ‘m an’s’ desire to find new ways of LP: BT7069CASS: M5BT7059 all by himself. He Says Kerry. It seemed to give some mythical justification to their choice of name. As I said at making a profit, disguised as progress. And one with considerable the beginning of this piece, they are not just another band. I predict they will go places given LOVE <£ HOPE & SEX & DREAMS, is the debut, of the last songs, a rather lengthy performance from Milwaukee's BODEANS. Produced by T. soap, he disrobed the break that many, many bands hope and pray for, but never actually achieve. They really ridiculing an ageing rock star pervertedly BURNETT, THE BODEANS are a guitarbased qn I teased with his mi go from strength to strength, and when you see them playing at a gig around city scenes, check revelling on audience reaction, (elvis)\ M any will who have a line on country-flavoured rock and roll t t of destruction, probably say what the hell am I going on about? - both Rock Me Bananas and the audience will be getting great enjoyment from their sounds. straight to the heart o f the matter: strong melodies, stri vocal harmonies, rich arrangements and tonnes 1 | a spoilt schoolboy This is what I got in part from The Residents Rock-Me-Banana’s... lanceability. Another excellent release from the Slashk t form, appealir performance; in agreement with me or not, you Catch them live a t... the-Upstairs Bar, Newmarket on ffiday, 12 September, or iistributed through Big Time. Yes! That’s w hy er must admit the performance by The Residents Saturday at A bbey’s, Wellesley St/A lbert Sts, in the city. was really a unique experience! - Sainte Simon P .B . & K G RAYNOR PROMOTIONS PRESENT id , w ith the , „ „ JALENTED TAJ THE PSYCHEDELIC FURS eelgood and Ian | M IDNIGHT TO M IDNIGHT NZ TOUR a big crowd, for, A f t A J-f A T icerts o f the year in { U n i i / l l j :al memories. AUCKLAND OCT 1 3 • Tunnellers once The various d e scrip tio n s o f T a j M a h a l’s m u sic m nuch practice into etify to the incredible diversity he presents in LOGAN CAMPBELL CENTRE THECORNER escapes definition - k course of an evening. Blues, R & B, reggae, TICKETS AVAILABLE FROM SEPT 2. BUY BEFORE OCT 1 AND SAVE GST. ie some great blua K illed vocals. Some vocals remained The straight version of The Cramps saga goes along these lines: dligible throughout, giving a dirge-like air. With original drummer Pam Gregory the group played their shame! Still, e n jo y a b le b a n a lity , b u t debut gig on audition night at New York’s CBGB’s club in January 1976. They instantly acquired a fanatical following and Iwoderfully b ass-heavy. continued to play the New York club circuit. Goblin Mix are an example of how energy can WILKOl |triumph over lack of expertise. Looseness has In April 1977 The Cramps branched out into acting to portray a gang of thugs in an Amos Poe film. The Foreigner, and in ock'n'roll original i oyed them all too often in the past, but this February 1978 received their first wide exposure by being feature and a black suit, i not to be th is tim e . A g o o d m ix h ig h lig h te d in a CBS news special, Raunch A Roll. in fifteen yean, l-Jieir simple, but rhythm ic playing. Their vocals frills, no spills, o With new drummer, Nick Knox, The Cramps released their debut WSON is currently i |«ere clear throughout the set while the songs single. The Way I Walk, in April 1978 on their own Vengeance tar compositions in a ! tightened into energetic and ‘short sixties- label. ier, Alew Plymouth a te pieces’; spirited but off-beat and nishing up in with t On Halloween 1978 the group released their second single, d, the 15th and It npromising; very Velvet Underground. Still Human Fly, on Vengeance, accompanied by a horror porno clip. tini-album, recorded ii iwarm reaction for a band going places. Then, In January 1979 Chris Speddiny produced a ;five song demo for CH OUT. If you ( y, after a lengthy wait, on stage came cool the band and the foQowing month, while they were playing on the catch you at i r Nick Knox, a ‘Roy O rbison-like in his fifties West Coast, the group signed to Miles Copeland’s IRS label. was w ith IANDUR i returned in late I i ’, leering and sneering Candy Del M arr, the The first record issued on that label was a five track mini LP of a memorable tours ng snow-white Ivy Roschach, resplendent 1977 material recorded by ex-Box Top Alex Chilton at Memphis KO has formed a l her belly-dancing ensemble, and luscious Lux Ardent Studio. Gravest Hits featured unforgettable versions of ' RAMUNDO on l Surfin' Bird, The Way 1 Walk, Lonesome Town, Domino, and ier bottom lineofTH irior, clad from head to toe in rather tacky the original Human Fly. ive spent the last J quined gold; all for a show revelling in rock’s candanavia andJai t style. D o y o u th in k th e C ra m p s a re o u t to In May 1979 The Cramps toured England for the first time, it band to tour 1 THE SAINTS SPRING IN some new culture? No! That would be receiving rave reviews from the UK rock press, and on their is featured on thei ECCLESIASTICAL VISITS ABOUND ...... | mining the point. They m ust be a band of Sheer- return went once more to Memphis to record their debut album, Beating the Pope by only a few weeks, Festival Records, M ushroom Records & again with Alex Chilton. In late 1979 the group embarked on I dilemma for many people. Songs like, ‘Can Y our Cole Productions are thrilled to be associated with the long-awaited tour of their first headlining US tour, as well as supporting The Clash, Pussy Do the Dog?’ must make the band a huge Police and Iggy Pop, and in March and April of 1980 toured the N ew Z ealan d b y T h e Saints! J1iit’ with feminists, yet get accepted in a way that Uk and Europe to promote the album, Songs The Lord Taught never would be if a rugby team was singing them . Us, which hit Top 10 in France. A single. Garbage Man/Fever, enjoyed some minor European success. They mustn’t be taken too seriously! The Led by the inimitable Chris Bailey, The Saints have long been considered one Cramps are in their best element when sew album from of Australia’s finest bands. A 10 year history that has seen them touring In June 1980 The Cramps embarked on another US tour, one you receive performing live! All those theatrics! Consider regularly and successfully throughout Europe, UK and Australia, now brings performance of which was filmed for the Urgh! A Music War film. Tear It Up was included on the soundtrack album. it not so long t INick, laid-back in the coolest possible sense The Saints to New Zealand for the first time. Their latest album ‘All Fools Album charts. Sot I behind his drums, while C andy unw inding like a etal band! So ify Day’ met with rave reviews from N Z’s leading music critics and entered the top Come January 1981 the group with new guitarist Kid Congo spider, with her bass the ‘nerve centre’ Powers (ex-Gun Club) replacing Bryan Gregory, entered A & M > a must. 40 immediately on local release in June of this year. | throughout. T h en Ivy w ith a ra th e r p e rm a n e n t Studios in Los Angeles to record their second album. Psychedelic Dates & Venues September 1986, 25, 26, 27 Auckland, at the Gluepot. Tickets Jungle, which was released in August. Goo Goo Muck was issued ■ just loves worshipping that big ol’ guitar. as a single. A year later, a three track 12” EP was forthcoming, I Lux, old and sleazy, an unmellowed and camp will go on sale on September 3 at the following outlets: Auckland Comer featuring The Crusher, Save It, and New Kind of Kick. Elvis for the eighties, is a sheer sex-driven show Booking Office, 256 Records, Sounds Unltd Queen St, Sounds Unltd The Cramps parted company with the IRS label, after protracted ill by himself. He belted out the depraved lyrics Newmarket, Soundhouse Records and Victoria Park M kt Record Bar. legals, late in 1982, the label quickly whipping KENNETH MAIDMENT THEATRE FUCKS AT THE MAIDMENT Monday 15 Sept 1pm National Lampoon’s Vacation. THEATRE LIMBS DANCE COMPANY presents direct from Australia THE ONE REVIEWS EXTRA COMPANY performing ’SILK ECHOES’ Tuesday 9 September - Friday 19 September, 8.00pm. ‘No Exit’ by Jean-Paul Sartre W P (No performance Sunday 14 September) Tickets: Adults $16.00, Concession $12.00. Lunchtime Theatre at the Bowen St. Theatre 1.10pm under the Synagogue, Princes St. The l Bookings: The Comer. cours THE ONE EXTRA COMPANY was formed in 1976 by KAI TAI CHAN and tv This is a dark and sardonic play written by Jean- can b to explore the possibilities of dance as theatre. W orking from a dance base, E uro ONE EXTRA’S work combines choreography, spoken word and a montage Paul Sartre in Paris whilst still occupied by the fees i of sound and music to create theatrical experiences of exceptional power Germans in the last months of WW II. During and emotional richness. The m ost ordinary human situations are explored th a t h a rro w in g tim e it is n o t surprising perhapi YOGA with humour, insight and mastery of staging and visual impact, placing that he should treat as a theme for his play the :Tom Martin THE ONE EXTRA COMPANY in the vanguard of contemporary idea o f hell. T h e B ow en S treet Little Theatre Maximum 20, I Australian Theatre. The programme has a strong contemporary Chinese Troup, directed by Claire Dale, presents his Monday: influence and coincides with the exhibition of ‘China’s Buried Army of Qin unique version of hell as a well-furnished living Monday: Shihuang’ at the Auckland City Art Gallery. room where people create their own miseries and Tuesday torture through their discourse. A coward, a 1 5 ,2 2 ,: man-hater and a baby-killing social flirt in this 6. 13 Oc LUNCHTIME CONCERT 16, 2 3,: Friday 12 Sept 1pm narrow but comfortable setting are forced to 7. 14 0« The School of Music’s free lunchtime concert features music for piano and endure each others company forever. The irony Dixe Slud.o flute: Sonata in Eb, Op 7 - Beethoven, Andrew Millar (Piano), ‘Carmen’ THE ONE EXTRA COMPANY does n o t esc a p e th e m b u t th e y a re nevertheless 10 Students, S Fantasy - Bizet arr Borne, Mary Kate Thomson (Flute), James Brown Artistic Director Kai Tai Chan unrelentless and unredeeming. It is a succinct (Piano). Admission Free. performance with good acting coming from Liz Lois as Inez, though Ivan Davis needs to seem YOGA more natural in his part of Garcin. It is LITTLE THEATRE y ^ Dance and Theatre ^r.Mike Dyron-McKay depressing, b u t w ell w o rth a lunch-tim e visit, to D irect from Sydney! \Hmbers: Maximum 20, A cclaim ed in Australia and Europe! go a n d see it. AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL (in association with the Minister of §,Y04 Wedncs Finance’s Dept) presents THE 1987 BUDGET PREVUE - an evening o f res Thursda drama, comedy and music. Thurs 11 & Friday 12 Sept 8 p m . 8p m - TUES 9 to FR I19 SEPT -Jason Sanders 17. 24 5 I. S. IS A d m issio n $ 6 Wages and $4 Unwaged and Students. 18.25! M AIDM ENT THEATRE 2 .9 . 16 Book at the Corner Phone: 735-914 Dim Studio M AIDM ENT MOVIE S THIS TERM f«:S10 Students, 1 Tickets: $16 & $12 (concession) “Rum blefish” (No perform ance Sunday) The MAIDMENT movie season for 1986 Monday Sept 22nd CHRISTINE Any film produced by Francis Ford Coppola is draws to a close in TERM III with some excellent Master craftsman John Carpenter directs this special. Therefore it sounds tautolical to say beginners tale of teenage love undere threat from a jealous that ‘Rumblefish’ is a Coppola special. But it is, entertainment. Don’t miss out on a chance to ^btr.Julie P alu ch ’58 P ly m o u th F u ry . and surely must rank as one of the most relieve some of that pre-exam stress with these l fornixrs: Maximum 20, How do you kill something that isn’t alive? evocative films to come out in the 1980s. top quality features; . jjj | MoniJa Monday Sept 6th DUNE Monday Sept 29th COCOON ‘Rumblefish’ is weird, it’s revolutionary, subtle, A charming tale about alien life forms c BT1 15. 22. Director David Lynch’s fine translation to the it’s psychological and moving. M att Dillon is the 6. 13 C hibernating at the bottom of your swimming screen of Frank H erbert’s classic science fiction hero, Rusty James, Diane Lane plays his Dikc Studio pool. saga. girlfriend Patti, Nichalas Cage his friend Smokey I Fit: 510 Students,! The world of Dune is an extraordinary Veteran actor Don Ameche won an Oscar for while Mickey Rourke is Rusty’s enigmatic older universe of the future. A place beyond dreams his role while Steve Guttenberg star of POLICE brother - ‘The Motor Cycle Boy’. And it is where the fate of the cosmos hangs in the balance ACADEMY, is the man who falls for one of the M ickey R o u rk e sr s o ft h a u n tin g voice, impassive as Paul and the Atreides do battle with the ‘visitors’. yet tortured features which remain most in your universal ruler Emperor Shaddam . Ron Howard (Ritchie in TV’s HAPPY memory, like a ‘ghost in the machine’, despite an F eatu rin g S tin g . DAY’S) directs his first feature. excellent performance from Dillon. Monday Sept 15th NATIONAL LAMPOON’S Monday Oct 6th TRADING PLACES Set in an area akin to one of the Bronx VACATION Eddie Murphy leads a fine cast induding precincts the film absorbs you into its' Clark and Ellen Griswold (alias Chevy Chase Jamie Lee Curtis and Dan Akroyd in a comedy atmosphere of heated squalor, the i ennui,of the and Beverly D ’Angelo), take their disaster-prone about a street hustler having riches thrust upon s tre e ts, full o f p e o p le h u stlin g and bustling, all American household on a trip across country. him. The question is, Nature or Nurture? And trying to make life work in the crowded pool- The result is an enjoyable comedy with a who winds up with the gorilla? room and sorry bars; a world where the young surprising number of genuine laughs. Directed by John Landis. fight for life and meaning in gang wars. Rusty The screening time for all these film s is lpm . lames (Dillon) fits into this world where even the See you at the theatre. substitute te a c h e r fro m H ig h S ch o o l is shooting a p to escape. J Absurd Person Singular Rusty loves to fight\ he is the leader of a gang S IALYST: a n a m yet h e is his o ld e r b ro th e rs ’ greatest admirer. at Theatre Corporate tow! Feats: R it ‘He’s a deep one your brother’ says the negro and T h e Theatre Corporate is following its successful hustler, -‘he’s the prince round here’... Yeah production of M a c b eth with British playwright ftfaence. A vails replies Rusty, ‘and I’m going to end up just like A lan A y c k b o u rn ’s Absurd Person Singular. b o p for only 6l him’... ‘No way’, ‘m an’. The motorcycle boy can This play, which is a modern-day look at the do everything, he’s done it all; everyone except lives of three couples and how they cope, or the police are in awe of him yet there is |dTES OF A MI fail to cope, with their relationship with one ■CNISTRATION BO/ something wrong with him. ‘Stop trying to be another during a succession of tragic comic MONDAY AUGU like your borther’ Rustys’ girlfriend Patti tells crises. h im ...’ B ut h e ’s c o o l’.... ‘Y e ah b u t you’re better, Alan Ayckbourn is one of Britain’s most you’re w arm .’ Rusty Jam es accepts life as it is; it ® ENT. P. Chapman prolific and successful playwrights. During one ^■11.Smith, K. Musgra is only w hen h e lo ses P a tti th a t he starts to year, he had four comedies running in ■ATTENDANCE: C. Ki w onder a b o u t w h a t h is o ld e r b ro th e r is all about. JnU.Hoole, P. Alba. London’s West End concurrently. His brother has a fixation with the Rumblefish in 273/86 CHAIR. TJ The play is directed by M urray Lynch and P. Gourlie, m the local Pet shop - why? He saves Rusty and a the cast includes Bridget Armstrong, Jennifer ■ttlED. C. Kingsmil friend from a mugging. After demolishing the Ward-Lealand, Michele Hine, Simon Prast, Jfotion Manager and tl two assailants he tells Rusty that it meant 9VTESOFJIJLY21 At Michael Morrissey and Raymond Edkins. nothing to h im w ith th a t sa m e v ague intimidating _IAT the Minutes o f July u * true an d corret WILD CABBAGE voice. Like the fallen Angel he is trapped out of 266/86 - S. Coffey, by James Beaumont time and out of place; life is beneath him. B uied. The whole film absorbs you like litmus paper flTTERS ARISING: W/S6CHAIR. THAT An exciting, enchanting, new New Zealand play but Mickey Rourkes performance encases you. Urn ordering procedur by an exciting new playwright, James Beaumont, He plays the role like M arlon Brando did in his 275/86 Watson/Boys. who is a graduate of the Theatre Corporate best films of the ’50s yet he’s no Brando and for travel expenses t Drama School. W hen the play had its premiere in th a t’s riot b e in g u n c o m p lim e n ta ry to either wed. CARRIED. PCETING: ictor. This film has the Coppola touches - Wellington last year, it was acclaimed as the best llK/t6 Heriot/Musgra co m ed y o f 1985. unusual for its’ seemingly almost melodramatic budget as at 4.8. effect yet all looped up with the granite-hard pntionrP. Boys. To describe the plot in too much detail would be realism of that other world (the one you don’t /277/86 Heriot/Musgn jdited by M. Heriot as to take away part of the enjoyment of this bear too much of) the American slum. in order to prim Cr, fascinating (sometimes grotesque) fable for our It is a film part of whose strength is that it _ _ ,J to by the Budgeting ■pXJRAL MOTIOIs times. Suffice to say that it is bang up to date and never really stops to criticize or examine but 277/86 be tabled ur merely portrays, giving an insight into a pulsates with as much life as the ‘K’ Road on a «I members of the late shopping night! The story commences, fascinating a n d c la u stro p h o b ic g h etto society. It __ particulars. CARR however, in 1945 and concerns the lives of a reeks with Americana and invidious human gMurive. family who farm cabbages, somewhere in rural embroilment. It is like a nightmare that makes 279/86 Watson/Boy: M O NEYCflRD » * * 3 CAB, CABapp! New Zealand. Scenes of hilarious parody are more sense than you would prefer. W*above the J40.000 alio mixed with disturbing images of the 1980’s. fcri. S. Domgool. * M ake deposits and cash w ithdraw als from any of 70 A CCESS Weird and wonderful characters abound, such - Jason Sanders __ D. Ward, E. St BRENTS: as: ‘Zip-up Tummy Mummy’, ‘Devout Lout’ M oney M achines throughout N ew Zealand. IJB/86CHAIR. THA and ‘Freak’, to name but three. Then there is the Jwment: 369051, 3690 ■JI2.8I4.90 for printing c * A utom atic transfers to your nom inated cheque account mysterious ‘Mr G .’ who ...... b u t t h a t’s e n o u g h o f that. Come and see it and find out the rest! #211/86 CHAIR. THA EDEN ROAD ART GALLERY, be approved: CARR * H igh interest on your savings — calculated daily. 5 0 2 MT EDEN RD. NTMENTS: The cast includes Maggie Eyre, Harry Sinclair, (282/8 6 Watson/Boys. * Blue C hip cash prizes. Alison Wall, Pater McIntyre, Miles Taylor and - original fine art Technical Editor, for Jy. CARRIE Edward Newborn, all currently playing in the Available to all Tisa card holders through your T isa/U nited A ccount. - custom framing of 283/86 Watson/Boys smash hit production of MACBETH. Also «Manager for tl Marion Parry, last seen at Theatre Corporate in diplomas etc. AS IS and Caroline Hutchison, recently seen 6 214/86 CHAIR. TH - Art materials d for distribution it here in STRETCHM ARKS. ...ark for that depar - 1 0 % discount with u be made available to John Watson, one of the senior actors of the presentation of student AL BUSINESS— Company and currently interim Director of gi 85/86 CHAIR. THA t to make arrant BUILDING SOCIETY Theatre Corporate, is directing major card. for distribution production here for the first time (as well as Contact Laurence currently playing M acDuff in MACBETH). The (dosed at 7.30pm. Phone 6 8 8 -9 6 1 . dasatrueandcorreci V1br (/hited. (Aiited for you. design for this production has been created by Torn Pound. CRACCUM 8 SEPTEMBER 1986 9 how it begins. . . UNIVERSITY OF AUCKLAND I'm uncertain about my course and what kind of work RECREATION CENTRE I am going to do. PROGRAMME TERM 3,1986 I can't seem to concentrate on en St. Theatre what I'm supposed Princes St. The University of Auckland Recreation Centre as pari of its Recreation Programme for Term 3, 1986, will be offering the courses detailed below. Except where otherwise stated courses consist of 5 classes and are open to students of the University to be studying. and members who hold current Recreation Centre membership only. Brief details on each course are shown, but further information f w ritten by Jean- can be obtained at the Recreation Centre, or by calling Lance Hadfield on 737-999, ext. 8374, during the enrolment weeks. Enrolment is essential for all courses, and wilt take place at the Recreation Centre from 8 September to 12 September. All I am having some I occupied by the fees must be paid on enrolling, and proof of membership presented. m f W W II. During sexual difficulties urprising perhaps YOGA B E G I N N E R S IMPROVERS SQUASH which are bothering e fo r his play the MODERN AMERICAN me. jr Toni Martin Teacher: Peter Heaven e t Little Theatre JAZZ t c ,Hunted: Maximum 20, Minimum 10 Class Numbers: Maximum 6, Minimum 4 ale, presents his There doesn't seem YG 1 Mondays 12 noon • I pm Teacher: Leslie Ilogg T unes: IS I Wednesdays 5 pm - 6 pm 1-furnished living YG 2 Mondays 1 pm - 2 pin IS 2 Wednesdays 6 pm • 7 pm to be much mean YG3 Tuesdays 1 pm - 2 pm Clogs Numbers: Maximum 20, Minimum 10 ow n miseries and D a tes: IS 1 & 2 17, 24 September, Times: BAJ 1 Thursdays 5 pm - 6 pm ing or direction to >e. A coward, a Y61&2 15, 22, 29 September, 1, 8 October ta & l 6, 13 October D a le s: BAJ 1 18, 25 September, my life. iocial flirt in this Venue: Squash Courts 6 & 7 16, 23, 30 September, 2, 9, 16 October ig are forced to 7, 14 October Enrolment Fee: 510 V enue: Dance Studio Our relationship is >rever. The irony Dance Studio Enrolment Fee: $10 Sludenli, 512.50 Staff in trouble. We need a re nevertheless frtnifa: 510 Students, S 12.30 Staff It is a succinct BEGINNERS TENNIS at®' to talk to someone. coming from Liz INTERMEDIATE Teacher: Alan Burns is needs to seem YOGA MODERN AMERICAN Class Numbers: Maximum 10, Minimum 8 V- I'm anxious all the f Garcin. It is ir.Mike Dyron-McKay T unes: BT 1 Mondays 5 pm - 6 pm time and can't nch-tim e visit, to JAZZ Humber:: Maximum 20, Minimum 10 D a tes: BT 1 15, 22, 2V September, figure out why. Teacher: Lesley Hogg 6 October K YG 4 Wednesdays l pm - 2 pm Class Numbers: Maximum 20, Minimum 10 V enue: Stanley St Courts YG 5 Thursdays 12 noon • l pm I'm just not making T unes: 1AJ I Thursdays 6 pm - 7 pm Enrolment Fee: $10 -Jason Sanders c YG 4 17, 24 September, Z . M O U N T C O O K L I N E 1,8, 15 October it as a student — D a te s: 1AJ 1 18, 25 September, **HOLIDAYS YG 5 & 6 18. 25 September, 2, 9, 16 October maybe I should 2, 9, 16 October IMPROVERS TENNIS IN ASSOCIATION WTTH V enue: Dance Studio aira ir newn r in ZEatano 7 ra t an drop out and just r; Dance Studio Teacher: Aiuit Burns Enrolment Fee: 510 Students, 512.50 Staff get a job. l ” ki/fa. 510 Students, 512.50 Staff Class Numbers: Maximum 10, Minimum 8 T u n es: IT l Tuesdays 5 pm - 6 pm Ford Coppola is LEARN TO PLAY SQUASH D a te s: IT 1 16, 23. 30 September, b e g i n n e r s b a l l e t sutolical to say 7 October G reat Skiing If you want to jpecial. But it is, Teacher: Lance Hadfield ciar:Julie Paluch V enue: Stanley St Courts Coronet Peak has been developed for your enjoyment. explore these or e of the most Class Numbers: Maximum 6, Minimum 4 i t v i n : Maximum 20, Minimum 10 B iro Intent Fee: 510 We started with New Zealand’s first rope tows before the other concerns in the 1980s. T unes: LTS I Mondays 2 pm - 3 pm * «. jt | Mondays 5 pm - 6 pm war. Now, after 40 years’ experience we’ve developed a further, drop by itio n a ry , subtle, LTS 2 Mondays 3 pin - 4 pm mountain that’s hard to beat for really great skiing. With 15, 22. 29 September, BT1 D a te s: LTS 1 & 2 15, 22. 29 September, or call us, la tt Dillon is the 6, 13 October over 700 acres of treeless, wide-open slopes, we are easily 6 October the largest ski area in the South Island,so we can offer you that Counselling -ane plays his Dance Studio V enue: Squash Courts 6 & 7 a variety of runs no matter what your ability level. Service is for your s friend Smokey + Ftt:S 10 Students. 512.50 Staff 0 Birolment Fee: $10 Separate lifts for beginners, intermediates and experts enigm atic older mean you can learn to ski at your own pace on the type of voluntary use —* Jo y ’. And it is lift you feel most comfortable on. We have triple and double free of charge? voice, impassive chairlifts, pomas, T-bars and fixed grip lifts giving us more tin m ost in your than enough uphill capacity which mean, no long line-ups, more time on the slopes. _ that counselling hine’, despite an The ski season starts in early July and runs through until discussions are m . ENROLMENT DETAILS late September, with regular snow falls of around 15cm private, confiden ' o f the Bronx rather than heavy dumps. Groomers ensure the popular 1. Enrolment will lake place from 8 September to 12 September in Lance Hadfield’s office. Administration Section, Mezzanine beginner and intermediate trails are kept smooth and tial, and you can y ou into its’ Floor of the Recreation Centre. he i ennui of the 2. It is essential that you enrol if you wish to participate in any of the activities listed. consistent whereas the “steep and the deep” remain talk about any 3. All fees must be paid on enrolling. untouched for the experts. Because of our position we are l an d bustling, 4. Current membership cards must be presented. not affected by the irregular coastal weather patterns, so we thing you want? • crow ded pool- 5. Hie Centre reserves die right not to schedule any course where enrolments do not meet the minimum number required stay open when other fields are closed. /h ere the young fur a class. We KNOW you’ll enjoy Coronet Peak. The natural Counselling Service, ' . - ’ ’ ' I tng wars. Rusty beauty, modern facilities and friendly staff complement the University of excellent skiing to give you an experience you won’t forget Auckland, J where even the — come on down, the skiing’s great! hool is shooting (above Campus Post Office) leader of a gang iIALYST: an anarchist periodical. Issue two Flatmate W anted - Age 24 plus. Room with bush ■eatest admirer, mow! Feats: Ritchie Rat, O .A .S.I.S., legal view by beach at Laingholm. $45 p.w. Ph Alan says the negro Its, and The Australian Anarchist or Sue on 817-8388. 1 h ere’... Yeah derence. Available from The University end up just like ikshop for only 60c. ______orcycle boy can MANAGEMENT everyone except n yet there is UTES OF A MEETING OF THE CRACCUM MINUTES OF A CRACCUM ADMINISTRATION BOARD MINISTRATION BOARD HELD IN THE COUNCIL op trying to be MEETING HELD IN THE COUNCIL ROOM ON MONDAY ACCOUNTANTS MONDAY AUGUST 11TH 1986 COMMENCING AT AUGUST 18TH 1986 COMMENCING AT 6.12PM. riend Patti tells ut you’re better, PRESENT: P. Chapman (chair), K. H oole, D. Ward, K. Jts life as it is; it SENT: P. Chapman (Chair), G. Watson, M. Heriot, D. Musgrave, M. Heriot, P.Boys, S. Dromgool, G. Watson. E. Smith, K. Musgrave, P. Boys, S. Dromgool. IN ATTENDANCE: C. Kingsmill at he starts to ATTENDANCE: C. Kingsmill, B. Palmer, B. Grenville, A. RN 286/86 CHAIR. THAT the following apologies be sustained :her is all about, d, K. Hoole, P. Alba. -G. Watson. CARRIED. e Rumblefish in 273/86 CHAIR. THAT the following apologies be MINUTES: The M inistry of W orks and D evelopm ent is seeking wed:. P. Gourlie, members o f the Craccum Collective. RN 287/86 CHAIR. THAT the minutes of August 11 be taken as applications for the above positions in a num ber of m ajor ves Rusty and a UtlED. C. Kingsmill spoke on his application for read and adopted as a true and correct record. CARRIED. iemolishing the libution Manager and then left at 6.25. TECHNICAL EDITORS CONTRACT: offices throughout the country. th at it meant UTES0FJULY 21 A N D AUGUST 7 RN 288/86 CHAIR. THAT A. Lloyd be requested to sign the Sue intimidating J the Minutes of July 21 and August 7 be taken as read and technical editors contract approved earlier in the year (RN 43/86) gedasatrue and correct record as amended corrigenda. as amended below and that Executive be requested to affix the i trapped out of 216/86 - S. Coffey, S. Dromgool, K. Lafferty ($10). common seal. T he ideal applicant w ill: ith h im . 0UED. Clause 2. The technical editor, who shall be appointed by the ke litmus paper iTIERS ARISING: board, be paid four weekly instalments of $100.00 until Craccum 274/8 6 CHAIR. THAT all Craccum staff be made aware of ceases publishing from 1986. :e encases you. - Possess a NZ degree m ajoring in A ccountancy. mm ordering procedures by the Media Officer. CARRIED. Clause 11. A. Lloyd accepts and agrees... an d o did in his 275/86 Watson/Boys. THAT B. Grenville be reimbursed CARRIED Abstention: P. Boys, K. Hoole. no Brando and for travel expenses to 3 CAB meetings to which he was BUDGETING: itary to either oned. CARRIED. RN 289/86 Heriot/Hoole. THAT the addendum to the Craccum - H ave m em bership of the New Zealand Society of DGET1NG: budget o f 4.8.86 be received. CARRIED Abstention: G . Watson, pola touches - 276/86 Heriot/Musgrave. THAT CAB receive M . Heriot’s S. Dromgool. Dissent: P. Boys. A ccountants as a future goal. t melodramatic cum budget as at 4.8.86. CARRIED. Dissent: G. Watson, RN 290/86 Boys/Watson. THAT the repromaster repair charge he granite-hard P. Boys. of $271.51 be deleted from the addendum to the 4.8.86 budget. 277/86 Heriot/Musgrave. THAT CAB adopt the formula CARRIED Dissent: M. Heriot. one you don’t id by M. Heriot as the amount of advertising required to - Be self-m otivated and professional in approach to their lum . RN 291/86 CHAIR. THAT M. Heriot’s accounts and addendum n order to print Craccum and that the formula be strictly to 4.8.86 be adopted as amended. CARRIED. Meeting adjourned w o r k . ength is that it to by the Budgeting Subcommittee. 6.50pm. Meeting resumed 7.36pm. r examine but RAL MOTION: RN 278/86 W atson/Boys - THAT RN 292/86 Heriot/Watson. THAT the following budget 277/86 be tabled until the next CAB meeting so that allocation for the remainder o f 1986 be received and adopted. nsight into a members of the Board can satisfy themselves as to all $1532.80 gross advertising required for 4 pages - A ble to express them selves clearly in both oral and w ritten hetto society. It particulars. CARRIED Dissent: M. Heriot, Abstention: $1813.60 8 pages vidious human rave. $2100.57 12 pages com m unication. tare that makes 1279/86 Watson/Boys. THAT in accordance with the $2384.20 16 pages y CAB, CAB approach Executive for an extra $300 over CARRIED Absention: P. Boys, K. Hoole. r the $40,000 allocation. CARRIED. For : G. Watson, RN 293/86 CHAIR. THAT the budgeting sub-committee adhere - Capable of developing E D P based system s. [lays, S. Domgool. Dissent: M. Heriot, K. Musgrave, to these bottom line Figures except that $100. contingency may be ) n S a n d e r s n: D. Ward.E. Smith. transferred from following weeks allocations, and that this spending be reported back to each succeeding CAB. CARRIED [i280/86 CHAIR. THAT the following invoices be approved Absention: K. H oole. A com petitive salary is offered, dependent on both nt: 369051,369057, 369076. i.e. payment to Comprint Date of next meeting September 8,1986. JI4.90for printing o f 8 issues o f Craccum. CARRIED. Meeting closed 7.52pm qualifications and experience. ll28 1/8 6 CHAIR. THAT the staff payments for issues 19, 20 Signed as a true and correct record. lALLERY, pjl be approved: CARRIED. P. Chapman, ENTS: CHAIR. Further inform ation can be obtained from : 8 282/8 6 Watson/Boys. THAT A. Lloyd be appointed half a Technical Editor, for the remainder o f 1986 and that he be jly. CARRIED. 1 2 8 3 /8 6 Watson/Boys. THAT C. Kingsmill be appointed D avid Squire on Manager for the remainder of 1986. CARRIED. CRACCUM ADVERTISING RATES: A ccounting Services B ranch 1284/86 CHAIR. THAT the political studies survey be Page $420.00 M inistry of W orks and D evelopm ent t for distribution in random copies o f Craccum as part of Half-page $240.00 irk for that department and that CAB request that the P.O . B ox 12-041 libe made available to CAB. CARRIED. Quarfcr-page $114.00 4L BUSINESS — AUSA VAN: l/$or less page $70.00 W ELLINGTON NORTH le n t jl285/86 CHAIR. THAT CAB request Executive and Finance Spot colour $95.00 : to make arrangements for a permanent vehicle to be for distribution of Craccum as soon as possible. Fill Colour on request UED. image Size 380mm x 260mm or by telephone W ellington 729-929 (collect). (dosed at 7.30pm. Screens 90 V» d is a true and correct record. Ph 390-789 E x t 841. lOupman. V%>’<.'•« V* *V m V > 10 CRACCUM 8 SEPTEMBER 1986 Kathleen - Arts Barry - Law 1. Yes, pull out of NZUSA because Auckland 1. Pull out until NZUSA becomes more gets few benefits as the structure is now. efficient. 2. Agree with means test as many students are FORUM 2. Should be means tested. from wealthy families. 3. Yes, as it will help struggling NZ artists. 3. Agree with quota, but it shouldn’t be a \ 7 government issue. FORUM: Mark - Arts/Commerce Each week CRACCUM fields topical questions Jan - Science to tap the mood and students’ views on campus. 1. We should stay in the NZUSA. 1. Don’t really know. If the opponents were We asked what people currently thought in 2. Shouldn’t have them; Degree doesn’t correct, then we should pull out. ‘vox-populi’, ‘the voice of the people - and guarantee a high paid job. 2 . Shouldn’t have them. OPES 3. Yes, I like NZ music. here’s their views on NZUSA. With the 3. No, if the music is good enough it will get changes mooted for radical change for played. NZUSA, we’U ask again to gauge your views. Kiel to the dentolig // tr your pride and a Kluerty. Get some gree Id is for a slight pat Alison - Science Andrea - Engineering I yourself. How much 1. Haven’t heard much since we pulled out, but This week FORUM takes a look at some national you. A brisk run, wall 1. N o o p in io n . aiilldo you the wor I agreed with decision to do so. issues:- They include a recent look at Auckland’s decision to withdraw from NZUSA: The threat 2. N o . 2. We need free education but some people 3. No, because of the concert programme. ls: many upsetti don’t need free education, therefore I disagree. of Cost Recovery fees payments; Music stations sing. Get somi delight work. Raisi 3. More alternative music, but not necessarily being regulated to play more Kiwi music. 1. Should Auckland still pull out, or stay in the N Z m usic. lay prospects li NZUSA? I holiday, job, trt 2. What’s your opinion on Cost Recovery fees Itilovercome many b being means-tested, or a percentage being put on Eddy • Science I after a relation c Greg • Engineering as a fee on final graduation? 1. Yes, pull out and be more independent. i and brilliance. Un 1. Auckland should still pull out. NZUSA is 3. Do you believe the Government should 2. No to cost recovery, all equal and free ■s brilliance with chih incompetent and inefficient. regulate to force Kiwi music stations to play a xmovie... ed u catio n . 2. No cost recovery at all as the investment oi minimum amount o f purely local music? the taxpayer is worthwhile. 3. It should be up to individual stations. da pain. Your not ^you think you are? 3. Yes, promote our own interests because b actions and tak otherwise no one will play them overseas. , ys fortune smiles off a parking ticket E D IT O R ’S V IEW THE NEW NATIONAL FLAG THE LETTER OF THE WEEK i ages ago and forgot Dear Craccum, me that the cafe will COST RECOVERY QUESTIONS bit along with many In view of the fact that this island is THE FINAL RUN.... Dear Editor, you haven’t been ft theoretically independent (though our It’s early September by the calendar’s on the I am dismayed at the fallacy under which then there’s a che ‘independence’ can be said to be rather transitory .time you got into son wall, but if you are like me, it may as well be the student populace suffer, with regard to coi in view of the way the Big Powers push us ARIUS: end of the term and examinations starting next DERR BAD VIBES assumptions about the proposed Cost-RecoAif«nimoodand' son around), surely it is now time that we adopt a week! Time surely waits for no person, as the Dear Peter, Scheme of student finance. ty.onediy.One can’t imaimagint I was at last Fridays beerfest and got pissed out new national flag, rather than the colonial rag we saying goes and it’s incredibly true. Both candidates for the position of Natio jS S o l! ” of my brain. Well, I’d paid $12 and wanted to were saddled with in the dim and distant days of We» started early with Orientation and Affairs Officer 1987 while giving their 4 minJwW make sure I drank my $12 worth. There must a n tiq u ity . enrolment so we at C raccu m are finishing early, speeches in the Quad on Tuesday, stated that Bake the moment.. have been something like 300 people there, or a Some people have suggested that the Miha just before Gestapo Tax day - with the final issue Cost-Recovery scheme will reduce the nnm i^t,|wfancy.and. do gate of about $3600. That covers the $100 or so would be a nice design, but I propose the new cturlA ntc .______, »Those cocktails ar on September 29. Already there are mixed of students from lower socio-economic cl iig, but oh so a such cleaning and security; something like $ 1 0 0 0 fo r flag should keep a similar style to the present feelings over the final run - is it like skiing and varsity. This is an assumption, and MIUS: the band and the other $1600 to cover the 1500 including the blue background, and in place of for now all down hill or are we still going to have assum ption only, which the student pomilac* itKf'cropping up litres of piss and glasses. the four stars, we can insert four marijuana ... * i.u.n.fltljrelospend mnrpmore tfthan to navigate around some hidden stumps on the to o readily accept. However, on Monday I heard that Wally got leaves in White. Then in the top left quarter, in (uibfy for bursary. If path or slopes ahead still? W ho knows, and I There is not enough evidence to prove that i photocopying ma the beer free. Is this true? I mean, DB want to place of the present British flag, we can have guess who cares! But whatever date on the class o f student will be affected by the schea don’t miss as the sa; kick Lion out of Shadows so gave us free beer? three horizontal stripes of Red, Gold and Green calendars, those examinations and finals are The increased costs for students would How come when Lion gave us free Rheineck, it with a black version of the Air NZ logo (a design interludes are as| getting closer. Let’s hope that it’s going to be a incurred after their qualifications are j, or i suprising meet was given free at Shadows but to get the DB stuff which predates the dubious M iha, and which is spectacular finish for you and me too! T h ere is n o co n n e c tio n betw een a socio-econa you least expected to we have to fork out $ 1 2 ? well recognised abroad due to its extensive use on I certainly won’t be envying any of you inside class and a member student’s ability to payh nelf.Joinanewclubc That comes to another question. Where did our aeroplanes). I have a small prototype in PTIONISTS HORROl those hot stuffy examination rooms while I gaze these costs when thejr are as well qualified the $1600 that I thought was spent on the beer colour of this flag which I shall loan to anyone M be the most abuses out of room 213 rooms to the glistening employment as their fellow graduates fromot there are in any offici go? To NORML? That would be kind of OK but willing to pay the cost of running it as a full- Waitemata and the Hauraki Gulf beyond. economic backgrounds. pledge you posess it I should have known this when I got the ticket. colour advert on the back cover of C raccu m , o r Already my thoughts are slipping to some days It is my belief that the same mass of am, Did it go to , Wally’s bank account. That willing to pay the cost of screening it/ for 30 sex away sailing, sunning, or walking over W aiheke th a t atte n d v arsity a t p resen t will be just II say thank you and wouldn’t be too hot, Presidents making profits on TVNZ. Or can you suggest a better design? or similar. How about you? financially able if the new scheme is impli from the students or the free beer like vans and What does the future really hold for us all in as without the scheme. There are other propot all that. Or did it go to the Moonies? I mean, he Yours sincerely, this nuclear threatened world and certainly a in addition to the scheme that may change did take that trip to Japan last year. Wally, if Ernest Budge really uncertain future on this planet earth? Will state o f th e av erag e s tu d e n t. F o r example: yo u ever w a n t m y v o te a g a in , y o u ’ll h a v e to co m e Ed’s Note: Nice to have you back in print Mr we all survive and live in some peace or have we - If the money flows to students are not inflati public on how much profit was made and where Budge, Craccum’s hieroglyphics;*hasn’t been the all been here inside some vehicle and on some adjusted annually, then students from d id it go? same without you! spacey trip: away from the ‘real world’ - or backgrounds will find it harder to attend Vi perhaps we have all been working hard towards - If the returns to the Government due to S. Sm ith some distant goal suitable to only ourselves. Like IN SELF DEFENCE? recovery are ploughed back into the educatit the calendars on the wall, perhaps only time will GENUINE REASON FOR system , th en in e q u ito u s anom alies existing in o D ear E d , really te ll.... BONKSPACE system can be ironed out in favour of pc Take care this term, and enjoy yourselves. N.Z. should be preparing its own arms students and other students prejudiced again^ Dear Ed, SELFISH MORALISING Students, assembly and not importing them, a new idea for We must wait and see what the and Others,... defence would be to arm all our beaches with a implications of the scheme will be, and beware P e te r stronger form of micro wave oven so that assuming the worst with little cause Perhaps if more students (or even ALL landing soldiers would be nice and brown before students!) were to be ineligable for Grants, coming inland. Yours sincerely, Craccum: VoL 60, No. 22. 8 September, 1986. Burseries, Scholarships, Fees subsidies, etc ‘Old Soldier’ Martin Wright (That, being a Taxpayer, I help to provide!) there might be more consideration for those of us NO SHOW SO NO GO? who genuinely NEED a ‘Bonk Space’ at the SAM HUNT, THE NEW Editor: Peter Boys Dear Peter, University. GOV.-GEN? Technical Editor: Andrew Lloyd This missive is not so much addressed to you Graphic Artists: Sacha Dromgool, o r Craccum readers but more to the AUSA D ear Sir, I choose to be a student, but I MUST also Executive. What I would like to ask of the Having had the good fortune to meet N Bruce Grenville WORK FULL TIME, in paid employment, to executive is ‘where the hell were you all? ’ Zealand’s most famous Pub Band, Sam Hu Graphic Technician: Miriam de Graaf support myself and family. Therefore I must On the 31st of July 1986, at 1pm in the recently, I would not help but notice the ii work at NIGHT. W rite rs:Sharon Priestley/ Andrew Recreation Centre there was supposed to be an he showed in being appointed Govi Coop, RichaYd Clarke, Harry, Bruce SGM to consider NZUSA restructuring G eneral. ls it too much to ask? to have somewhere to be Grenville, Sonley Johnstone, Michael, proposals. This meeting never even started as If he does assume this esteemed posit able to SLEEP (between lectures instead of only about 2 0 people turned up.The only would be a refreshing change from the cardboi Boy Bean), Paul, Simon Coffey, during them) that is not disruptive (with to-ing executive members present (to my knowledge) lawyers and cutout politicians New Giovanni Intra, Conrad Heine, and fro-ing in the library) or cramped (like the were A. Webster, D. W ard and R. Steel. Granted e n d u red as heads o f state o v er the last fewya car) or even wet and windy (in the park) etc? Carolyn A very\ Jason Sanders. such positions as W RO or EAO have little to do Nothing better could happen to Govema Photographers: Kirk Lafferty, with NZUSA business but these people are H o u se th a n fo r it to b e renam ed the ‘Po For value from my compulsory student fee, my elected student representatives and are required P a la c e ’, w ith a n a g ein g black Chevy 1« Miriam de Graaf, Parveen Singh. needs are simple; a mattress and a pillow in a to be interested and conversant in all aspects of parked outside and Minstrel (the dog) bit! QUIET, private space. student government. invited guests. Sam would doubtless host x In particular, why was G. W atson not present? very lively official functions provided in For anyone who wants to use another location CRACCUM is a source of free expression and I imagine that a major reason for his success in a tm o sp h ere o f his p o e try a n d the lilting strai« for other activity, let them bring their own Information for the Auckland University the recent presidential elections was his the Rolling Stones. sheets! and pay to hire when more than one Students and the University Community. commitment to NZUSA restructuring. At this A concerted effort should be made to person to a room. (The building fund could use CRACCUM is not the official publication of the meeting I learned that he had n o t even submitted the Government for his appointment. On s the revenue!) Like the library system, cards will Auckland University Students’ Association Inc. proposals for restructuring to the working party thoughts his talents should be put to bette be returned when the rooms are vacated. Or of the University of Auckland. Both bodies do set u p to co n sid er th is ta sk . ‘Sam Hunt For Prim e Minister’. not endorse any opinions and/or statements Finally, I can not recall seeing next years AVP, We all study, eat, excrete, sleep and play here, made by staff and students within C R A C C U M . Mr A. Parker, at this meeting. In all my Yours faithfi why should a few hours sleep in private be any This year is the 60th year of publication of this ignorance, I would have thought that the G ordon Sun different? newspaper. executive member most involved with Address: Second Floor, Room 213, Students’ restructuring would be the AVP. If this man was Yawnfully yars, Association Building, 34 Princes Street, really serious about his future responsibility he EGYPTIAN CHAPLAIN BACI A uckland. would have been present at this meeting in spite D ear E d , Yawnfully Yours, Postal: Craccum, A.U.S.A. Inc., Private Bag, of the fact that he is not the effective AVP till Whats happened to the Egyptian c Genuinely Tired, (but hopefull). A uckland. 1987. chat in Craccum? We miss the altai CRACCUM is published by the Auckland All of this aforementioned behaviour on part religions point-of-view. Please put the University Students’ Association Inc., 34 Princes of some executive members reconfirms my chat back in and give Inyotef.some space Street, Auckland. Dear Craccum, AUSA, I Deny Everything. suspicions (which most other students hold) that next issue. Sunprint* *Ltd., * » \ •»Tauranga. Vv w * P V * « V ¥- if' ¥ M » t H they become involved only to satisfy their egos. M O IMtHiVtUUiHlUHlItttlUtt 4 * > i i v •* t- % -* ♦ 4. t- 4 f 4 «. i U i M 4 t M a Brad Majors The Dilwo Craccum phone num ber AK 390-789, extM J. 11^ v t ...... Y o u rs, L a w r e n c e ...... P.S. Hi Graham CRACCUM 8 SEPTEMBER 1986 11 jfcoat some EGYPTIAN What may we expect to find when the four I real hnmonroas CHAPLAIN'S new Rooms, which run off the corridor leading \ team! to the "Queen's Chambei", are opened? We can be sure there will indeed be surprises and CHAT shocks, and the new revelations may well lead to substantial rewriting of ancient history. The suspense now as we await the opening is far greater than that surrounding the 1922 discovery! Consider some of the facts about the Great DPES Pyramid, and what they tell us about it's designers and builders. It is placed in the exact «gel to the dentoligist to have the molars checked out? centre of the landmass of the planet, and the St // jyour pride and admit the fact if you have been in the Whilst all Egyptologists wait with bated llutrly. Get some greens into the digestive system too. perimeter of it's base, 921.45 metres, is breath for the discovery of the tomb of exactly one-half of 1,842.9 metres which is W e use only 10% d is for a slight pause in the hectic pace you have been Pharaoh Alekzinderez (Alexander the precise value of one arc-minute at 0 ° lyourself- How much and what you can handle is entirely the.G reat, Dynasty 31), which the eminent of our m ental potentials m. A brisk run, walk, jog or cycle to get some O into latitude. The pyramid is positioned on the pinlldo you the world o f good. archaeologist Howard Carter spent the rest of 30th parallel with precision. It is marvelously These are the words of Albert Einstein, the greatest his life searching for after he uncovered the physicist of recent times. oriented to the four cardinal points, and it's ls: many upsetting patterns emerge this week. All tomb of Pharaoh Tutankhamon in 1922, L. Ron H ubbard’s discoveries in the field of the mind tsing. Get some assistance as Confusus say many inclined corridors are the most colossal p r o v e today that Einstein was right. ike light work. Raise your right hand a little! it was a delightful surprise when recently the planetary measuring instruments ever In h is book OIANETICS • : The. Modern Science o f Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu ( « ] Mental Health L. Ron Hubbard takes one more gigantic lay prospects lie ahead for you - either with a constructed, thanks to which, ancient step in this direction. He dem onstrates how anyone can I holiday, job, travel or renewal of friendship. Your ^Dynasty 4) was discovered to have four astronomers would have been able to see the use his discoveries and rid himself of the barriers that ilovercomemany barriers, except judder bars. previously unknown Room4 in it passage of the circumpolar stars, have so far prevented him from using his mental potentials fully. I after a relation could mean the difference between i and brilliance. Unusual? Yes, boredom if its •>n older This pyramid has been opened and a tourist More and more people, including artists, M.D.s, b brilliance with children. You may enjoy a weekend visit attraction for over a thousand years, but had TX* and managers and workers use DIANFTICS. A n d th e thousands of written reports on their successes are the jo or movie... always been thought to contain only empty observe the exact moment of their passing. best proof for the quality of this book. Early scholars including Clement of d a pain. Your not turning up for a date was the pits. corridors plus the empty and unadorned "King's Order your own copy today! Mail order form below to. Lyouthink you are? Give an early explanation to justify Chamber" and "Queen's Chamber'1. The Alexandria and Diodorus of Sicily DlANETlCS INFORMATION CENTRE h actions and take a week o f cold showers as severe existence of the newly-located Rooms had affirm the Egyptians' knowledge of astronomy 2ND FLOOR, IMPERIAL ARCADE never been suspected, and was only possible and the antiquity and precision of their 44 QUEEN STREET, AUCKLAND I. Kf.S7Please send m e my copy of DIANETICS.The i, yes fortune smiles upon you! A lucky golden kiwi or by use of sophisticated x-ray equipment observations. Jioffaparking ticket perhaps? Maybe a win from a ticket Modern Science o f Mental Health by I.. Ron Hubbard. designed to detect stress points in dams and ages ago and forgot all about. H E WEEK L Consequently, I predict that we are all in □ hardback $43.00 □ paperback $9.95 other major civil engineering projects. Ocheque enclosed D Bankcard T O IIF V J T IA M fid Imethat the cafe will still be open iruhe evenings so I’ll for some radical shakeups in our worldview ■ V * -1 “ 31 lUIial able along with many others - enjoy the charm of Shirley when the new Rooms are opened. Revelation 1 11 you haven’t been for a cafe meal and can get in before The new Rooms have yet to be broken of their existence is yet another proof that the llaCY under which i ■*tnthere’s a cheaP- simPle meal available. Out of open: a task to both challenge and daunt N a m e : . . , ' wmen I [jmcyou got into some serious study prior to finals. gods are actively intervening in this planet's archaeologists. Daunting: when one with regard to etrt^ m u s : affairs, in the interests of saving humanity A d d r e s s : ) p o s e d Cost-Recovj tfferent mood and some complacency seem to be the order remembers the variety of unexplained deaths from nuclear disaster and returning us all to the Copyright I983 New Era Publications Aps 1 lay.One can’t imagine why. It’s like Marmite or Vegimite. amongst those closely associated with the ... . iwkand taste the same, but are different products. Your worship of the Egyptian deities. The gods have All rights reserved Dianetics^ Reg. Name. opening of the tomb of Pharaoh Tutankhamon, p o s itio n Of Natioi ^cand attitudes are a little the same way. fascinating and subtle ways to bring us their giving their 4 mi» ucorn: (Dynasty 18), which illustrates stunning news. jesd ay , Stated that! lhc moment., take in some live music soon to the sophistication of the ancient Egyptians in 1 r e d u c e the i e you fancy and do watch the purse if its at a licensed Uie numn B Those cocktails are a price - nice for sippling, stiring, devising ways to dissuade tomb-robbers. And lo-economic classes iking, but oh so a such a price challenging: Khufu was a far greater monarch For more information, contact.. THESE ssumption, and duus: than Tutankhamon, the latter having died at the The Ancient Egyptian Church e student pomik* 1 tKfS cropping up in your mind- Likely the lack of •' and of the Infinite, pupuiew rttospend more than you have. Sound familiar? 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