jiiPj!^.j|^ Mut^Po^r*idE S0S2S IM *a9"Jm^MxT^ BULK RATE PAID PERMIT NO. 33 suourpsuopjof) Port Washington, Wis. WE DON'T NEED A PRESIDENT I -CHOOSE YR OWN I I / EI i (SEE PAGE 2) LINKLETTER P.3 GARBAGE P. 6 REV.EWS P. 7 POWER -P. 2 FAB. FREEKS P. 12 POETRY P. 9 t$BLi$f agatf^/ This Is Issue No. 104 and fs alsojthe anniversary, of our Fourth Vear et publishing. It's still hard to baftevel Itiere's been a lot of hype and a lot of guff lately about. the "righteous** concept of FREE newspapers. First of sll, " ICALEIDOSGOPE sttU costs a quarter. and If by some miracle we could affords print,an average of 10,000 copies an issuefce hype!) without charging for It we would still have second thoughts. <- \ , Last year, (no "hype * y&n can. inspect our books) almost .8,000 doHars(not counting the 20 per. cent rip-off rate that we have to deal with) was earned by freaks lr» the com­ munity. That's a lot of money that would be lost to our brothers and sisters if we gave K-scope away tree* "*• We can't afford it, and neither can the community. Others can hype what they* want^, 1 guess-If you can't sell it you HAVE to give it away. Besides, the amount of Utter 04i. Bradv St. is, quite sufficient. Enough $sid* "the Glebbies are doing a terrific job, in case you've been oat of touch, with both their recycling truck and the FREE MEAL every Thursday night -at 6pm at the Gommun- ; ity Center,911 E, Ogden. If you have some food to donate, and that's a good Idea, or need your garbage recycled you can call the Qe&hies at 964*7846. They deserve our su­ pport. ' Food is especially needed and if anyone wants to* help cook or wash dishes they can show up at the Commun­ ity Certer around 4pm. any Thursday. Besides, you'U get a good meal. <. Also* according to those who know what there is to know, there will be a decision made by Oct. 31 about giving the Community permanent use of the First Baptist Church. If that happens* people should start thinking about what to ...NOTS do with that large and basically under-used building. Atten- >dance at the Community Meetings on Thursday nights at 7:30 would be a. good start. The Community Center should be run by the "people" and for that to happen the people McGOVERN have got to get it together. Need more be said7 cheered as the clean-for-Gene in his cabinet, etc. "What about young-dems kinda smiled. "Give gay people?" he was asked. Mc­ him a joint, give him a joint," Govern looked puzzled—"YOU take - K'SCOPE CENSORS!.' was the next chant; nobody but the care of the gay people," he blurted. Maybe vou're one of tihemen who's gone away mad because His campaign flyer says "Make press heard George growl "Sit Wrong move. your classified ad for a "chick," "companion" or "room- America Happen Again...Make down, BOY" to the yippie who did George, whether he knows It or mate""was rejected. Maybe you're a man thinking of putting George McGovern President in so. Later George also admitted not, is a part of the many reform­ in such an ad. This is to clear It up once and for all: •72." that he was against the legaliza­ ist measures being used to pacify KALEIDOSCOPE DOES NOT ACCEPT ADS THAT WE What it comes down to Is the tion of marijuana. radical forces In America. Mayor CONSIDER OFFENSIVE TO WOMEN, We have been charged same old political doubletalk. Last *1 will give amnesty to those Alioto, well-known pig and mayor with "censorship** for this position all we can say Is, If it's • week when George came to speak who have gone to Canada to avoid of San Francisco, has said that no censorhlp, too fuckin bad. at UWM he was doublebilled with the draft —in the tradition exem­ more marijuana arrests will be The staff had to decide which group of people to cater to— the Sam Lay Blues Band—surefire plified by Abraham Lincoln who made. Abortion and birth control those that advertise for the "services** of women, or those bait for youth and blacks alike. gave amnesty to those who car­ reform looks like it's coming up. women who feel shitty when they see those ads. We had to de­ Most of the crowd that filled ried arms against the govern­ The McGovern/Hatfield amend­ cide which attitude we wanted K'scope to reflect—on the one the Union Ballroom came for Mc­ ment." Or something close to that. ment has been passed. And of hand, that women arecraaroaHSditfes to be bought, sold, traded, Govern and not, the band, though'a But when asked about the New course, now that 18-year-olds have' and advertised for; on the other hand, that that attitude is hard-core of boogie fanatics stayed Year's Gang (who have picked up the vote, all is groovy. something we're trying to.destroy. We won't run articlef for the second set after George the gun against the government Meanwhile, unwed mothers can't \ that put down Blade people either; we won't run ads for the had gone to board the big silver and are reportedly hiding out in get on welfare unless they rat Army, we won't endorse Seraphim for mayor no matter how bird. Canada)—he said, "Certainlynot." on the father and sue for pater­ .heavy the payoff, and we won't run sexist ads* The above group of maybe 50 George also had the mealy- nity. American troops are just as So If vou'relookingforawomatt, free, cheap, or expensive, people were the same ones that mouthed correct line about wo- busy all over the world. There are ,to share your house and bed, toposesside so you can get off heckled George as he spoke, chan­ - men—though he had to be s creamed still 200,000 marijuana prisoners. ; on It, to dean your house and maybe a little something else, ting, "We don't need a president," at to call on one. He said he sup­ We in the Brady/Farwell commu­ 'or to do anything you wouldn't want a man to do—don't even and asked him questions about dope ported the Equal Rights Amend­ nity can't walk our streets. The ask us to sell you an ad. Maybe you'll have to try forming ^nd revolution. ment (which, however, many wo­ most we can do, as black people -;somept|M^'re^ - - %XX"" ^E.'OOE> EE>&j y "I don't think anyone should be men's liberation groups do not have been doing for years, is NOT- in jail for smoking marijuana,"' support on grounds of liberalism) to vote, unless we write in Kath­ George said. The rowdies in front and would certainly have women leen Cleaver or Fat Freddy's Cat., —Lois Lane PLEASE TAKE NOTICE, that Ken-, neth Matthew Furem, formerly of 1147 E. Kane PL, and presently Serving two two year sentences for Possession of a Dangerous Drug, ...NOT MUSKIE to wit Lysergic Acid Diethylamide, I still don't know why. Maybe America, - a great leader - ine the crowd seemed to have cared with a prior conviction, and pos­ it was the allure of free beer that man who'll bring America to­ less. (Many a yawn was observed, session of Marijuana, with a prior brought me to Serb Hail on the gether - Edmund Muskratl(?) especially among the young.) And conviction, wiJU file an application Southside for the Muskiefor Pres­ The speech was predictable how Muskie can get up and say for executive clemency with the ident rally, Monday Sept. 27. But absolutely nothing - not even ans-> Honorable Patrick J. Lucey, Go­ enough. In fact, I think Iheard wer question, and then go on to even now, I don't know what kept Nlxbh ~%ive the same one about vernor of the State of Wisconsin, me there. I was really amazed. repeat it all at the next rally, I on or about the eighth day of De­ There was something planned 4 years ago; You know, " we don't know. cember, 1971. The above was sen­ for everybody; a polka dance band must get out of Vietnam, the coun­ The big joke of. it all Is that tenced on the twentieth day of May, 'inside and a hippie band outside. try must be pulled together" - the he'll probably be the one to "chal­ 1971, and Is presently serving his It was a carefully executed poli­ whole bit. Of course, nothing lenge" Nixon, while the other poli­ sentence at the Wisconsin Cor­ tical rally of old that went exact­ specific was said, just noncontro- ticians who at least attempt to ans­ rectional Institution. ly according to plan. versial generalities, but the cro­ wer some questions won't have wd, promted by "agitators", clap­ Fighting my way through the a chance. ped anyway. The best part of the whole affair crowded lobby, I first went to the The local political heavies were beer and then just sort of stood was the Polish dancers. They ca- J there too. D.A. Mike McCann and vorted around the stage yelling' stunned by the whole scene. Par­ Henry Maier - *naking Muskie ticularity amazing were the people and dancing, at at least looked appear the obvious choice of the, happy, with all the heavies smiling vho evidently believed they were Wisconsin Democratic Machine.